Kump - 10 - Luxury Abortion Clinic w/ Lucie Steiner

Episode Date: March 14, 2019

Ray is joined again by Lucie Steiner, and they discuss Ray's plan's for boutique birth control, speculate on who the UN should have given Germany to, and then they review Captain Marvel.  

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right that's what you do yeah that's what i do sick uh we have new patriot like we're trying to monetize i have to get uh i'm either some like maybe some plan b or an abortion um not like now i want i want to happen because here's the thing i don't know how many how liquid most of you are out there. I mean, maybe a lot of you are liquid guys, but I feel like when I see a movie and someone like woman goes to a guy, like, I need $400 for an abortion. There were plenty

times in my life when I'm like, I don't have that. Yeah. I mean, like, I want to have that. Not even because I want to kill a baby or I want to have an abortion, but if she feels the need to. $400 for an abortion is steep. Is it? It's like, yeah. I mean, I guess maybe it does cost that much in some

places, but that's steep, I would think. It's like, that's like a luxury abortion. what is it uh what's the normal going rate for an abortion I don't know I've seen like anywhere from like $200 to $250 really get you a nice abortion I've watched plenty of TV shows where like they were in a I think it was inner city people it was $400 damn but they mean with the girl trying to fucking pocket some

the difference if it if it costs that much then it it's criminal that I agree with the religious right how much when the like are there luxury abortions but if I want to take you to a nicer place to get an abortion are there like I'm sorry but seriously doctors aren't all like the same price oh sure like you remember do you ever you've seen madmen right like yes there's that like uh you can tell she is like abortion isn't exactly legal right but she's in one of those places that

does it and like because she's because Betty Draper is like an upper middle class woman yeah she's in kind of like a nice pristine office and like the doctor will like do that for you Yeah. Meanwhile, what was the name? Meg? Peg? Yeah. Peggy was just in the back of some fucking Chavelle. Right.

Just getting fucking, just some guy with a bowling bowl rubbing on her fucking clit, seeing what happens. Just getting tended to by awful nuns. Just shoving some, a crucifix in her cunt. What did I say? Is this why women don't aren't? I do have women fans. Let's make that clear.

But will I have more if I didn't say? I'm one of them. Thank you so much. I mean, you're a fan of mine. It's great. But objectively. Forgetting how much you love me and you attract to me, the part of you that respects women,

does that part of you feel like if I didn't say lines like shove the crucifix up or cunt, as well-meaning as they are, that I would have more female fans. I think maybe it's possible that some women have a visceral reaction to that. And it goes beyond, like, they can rationalize, like, of course he's making a pro-woman point here.

Right. But it might just be like, that's just a little rough on the ears. Yeah. Like I can parse out that he's an ally. Yeah. I just don't want to hear about how like my insides are, you know,

made out of like, you know, of a wire spindle or whatever the fuck he's babbling about. You certainly make the, the female anatomy sound like a colorful place. Look, there's a lot of fucking, I picture it like an old school, like, ten-minute building. The electrical work.

It's just frayed wires, kind of old-school bedsprings. that I'm a little rusty. Like just babies, just like the chunks of eggs. Just, you know what I mean? That's actually nicer than how I imagine it. I imagine it as like what the dog looks like

after it turns in the thing. Ooh. Just a mesh of, especially after I heard about for the longest time, I did not know that women could grow like human-like cysts inside of them. But you can. You can grow like a human-like cyst

with teeth and hair. Sure. And it's like, you know, it's like something out of a carpenter movie. I saw, well, he was about to say is that the reason I don't hate women's bodies as much as you do is because I've seen the insides of them. And again, this is. Oh, that's right. Yeah. So I've seen women's uteruses, dead women, but still, I mean, I imagine it's very much the same as an alive woman's uterus.

I mean, more maybe more pumping going on and more like flinging of the organs, whatever. I mean, I don't know if a uterus flexes regularly, but that didn't happen because they were dead. But other than that, it was a uterus. And they're fine for the most part, though. The most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life was a cancerous uterus, which had one of these cysts. First of all, even without the cyst, because an uterus is shaped kind of like a cow's head sort of, not in a three-dimensional sense, but like if you drew, like a child drew like a bull's head, it'd kind of be that basic shape.

It's just kind of a weird whatever And so that's on the copy stand It pulled out of this woman's body What do I see When I walk in, what is and what I see Maybe two different things What I see is oh This uterus is covered

In human shit And it's just And it smells like the end of Like the end of Christ And You know the crucifixion Like when he when he shit himself on the cross Do they do that

They speared him on the side, but you're going to tell me that shit didn't come out? I don't know. But if you don't know what I'm talking about, Jesus, he's taking too long to die, and they had a Sabbath. So I guess the Jewish people who were concerned told the wrong. I'm not blaming the Jews again, but I think there was a concern. The Sabbath, it can't be anything in this, so they just stabbed them. You taught me something about, if you don't mind me shifting a little bit.

Sure. You taught me something about the Bible and about Barabbas, and the Bible specifically that changed my entire view of Jesus being killed. Oh really? Like it, like I didn't know that you were saying that Barabbas, the guy that the mob chooses instead of Jesus, to free. Barabbas is supposedly a murderer like a wretched human being. Right, he was just some guy that's a murderer. I think a murderer over Jesus. These people are insane. But apparently it's a little bit more complicated.

A lot more. I mean, he was a, I mean, he was part of a group, look, I want to caveat this, we're going to put a pin in this, don't worry. But he was part of a group called the zealots, which was basically an anti-Roman Jewish insurrection, a violent insurrection, who ended up, I don't know if I mentioned this to you, but they ended up like year, I don't know,

like 10, 20, 30 years after Jesus died, there was, I think it was called Messina. It was a mountain near Jerusalem where they were all, they kind of all had a siege against Rome, like basically they held out against Rome, and eventually they were slaughtered. But it lasted for a while. But yeah, they were like an actual, you know,

rebels of sorts and you know Jesus didn't agree with it and they didn't agree with Jesus his whole thing. This being said this is also just to be clear like Catholic school they tell you these things I think sometimes they make this up though like they make up things just to make it sound more rational I think

I just don't know if they know for sure they don't even know if Jesus was alive right right or whatever but like that that is that is the story at least according to Catholic school teachers who are you know trying to like just don't ask about where the priest puts his fucking ring finger, all right?

He's getting a ring pop. That's not Bobby shit on Father Connolly's tongue. No, why would there be a boy shit on a priest's tongue? So Barabbas was a zealot. Some people think that these bones may have been the remains of Luke from the New Testament. Anyway, just let him put it in your mouth. Don't resist. It'll make it worse.

I've done it as fine. It's not, I don't like it, but it's not that bad. That's me. I mean, I've never explained to a child. That's me defending homosexual. I'm just saying, I'm a guy who's, whatever. This is a totally, we're not equivocating priests. That's always awful.

And I feel like, you know, I'm anti-priest. But just to be clear. Well, you know, there's a, there's a scientist who makes a really interesting case for creationism. Pulitzer Prize-winning scientists. Here, here, I'm going to put a dildo. and you now, it's going to have a slightly different mouth feel to it. Yeah, so

there's that. So he was a zealot. And why did Jesus? I'm going to smell like Jesus's like shit corpse. And you didn't know. You also didn't know that you didn't know that the Pharisees

asked the Romans to kill Jesus. Oh, I did know about that. You did. Someone else didn't know. I mean, you can't blame Jews. That's wrong. but that's why people blame but sometimes people don't realize what they meant

and they think that's just like they think like when someone says Jews killed you they're not saying that like some like Jewish banker came in and like finance the cruiser fiction that's what some people mean it might be I mean who knows how deep this hate goes no but I mean it re-contextualizes

the whole thing to me because when I was being raised Catholic and you know being raised to be a good Christian girl would you? I used to take it pretty seriously put a pin in the that for a second. I wanted to be a priest. I was going to be a priest. I'm going to change

things. And I body checked them against the locker. You just wanted to be a violent renegade priest. I wanted to be one of those games was game of throne priests. But you were a good girl. It changes the whole thing. And when I was being raised that way, I was taught that the crowd. They didn't call, they didn't like try to push that they were Jews on me. But they were like, the crowd hated Jesus so much and what he represented so much that they chose a, they willingly chose a murderer over him.

Well, you know the half of it. They also, like, Jesus's name in like, whatever it is, Aramaic, was it Aramaic or Gallo, whatever the fuck language, was very, it was Barabbas, I think. Like, they were both named the same name. I think his name is like Parabas in some foreign language.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah, that's the other thing. Yeah, yeah. There's some confusion about the name. There's a, and it's like, best case scenario or like worst case scenario they were just picking one of their heroes over a guy they didn't really care about

yeah oh yeah hey you want Joe DiMaggio or the guy in the J train telling you you gotta repent like the way they made it sound was like they would rather choose this low life scumbag murderer over Christ Pilate came out and said I'll free one of these men

this man I'll kill only one of them this man killed a family of seven butchered them with knives and forks and ate and covered them in grease and ate their fucking sex and he did all that

and then the crowd yelled no kill Jesus he doesn't want to stone prostitutes exactly I mean it almost makes it I mean is the New Testament just anti-Jewish propaganda at the end of the day?

I mean, look, no. I mean, because, I mean... I mean, obviously it's become something better. I like Jesus Christ. I like him as a figure. Look, if the Jew... Here's my thing. It never occurred to me

to blame the Jews, per se. It always seemed very simplistic. Even if you accept all the facts as they're laid out by, you know, the Catholic, old school Catholics. Because, like, yeah, like, all right. Like, so Jesus came along and one... He was Jewish, but like,

I'm going to radically change this entire system of power. And you thought they were going to be like, cool? That's fine. Like, when did that ever happen? Like, when is it ever? I mean, like, yeah, they probably, it might be embellished. But, like, it's not a, like, a big, like, it doesn't occur to me as a big knock on the Jews. Like, yeah, they didn't believe them, but, like, you're kind of not supposed to believe them.

If they all believed them, it was, like, God pretends, like, he wanted to do his right thing. But, like, he brought his only son. like his only son Gave transmogrified became a man Can you imagine if he just fucking show up

He was just like Here we should change things They were like okay No drama to that He gave his only son So he could be killed Yeah your whole life is Your whole way of doing things

Is wrong All your traditions are wrong Sick What's also weird It's like What's also weird I think did we talk last time About the Eucharist

And how absurd it is I'm not sure if we did we didn't but like it's a few things because this is weird the whole thing of Jesus they tell you nothing mattered except the resurrection because the resurrection is when he let all the people

into heaven right like all these Jews are like rotten all the Jews are rotten in purgatory or limbo or over the fuck and then like when Jesus like was resurrected somehow that wiped out the original sin and they all got in the heaven so why are you blaming the Jews for

they had to kill him I don't understand these fucking Catholics are just so They've got so much priests come on their brain They can't think straight Like you can't spend thousands of years Getting fucked by priests And then like go around judging other religions It doesn't work

Sick of it But uh Yeah the Eucharist Like I believe My advice you get into fights My parents and people in church And the teachers It's like you know

Like oh this is actually the body of Christ And it's like you know is it the body of Christ because it seems like a cracker and I'm saying Jesus could turn it into his sweaty dumb flesh and they have enough for everyone, have millions of pounds

of it somehow. Sure, but it's still a fucking cry. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. It's a metaphor, idiot. It's like a nice metaphor. It's like about like sharing yourself with each other and like the whole communion. It's a whole communion.

Yeah, man of a thousand parables. A man of a thousand parables. I'll get literal on this fucking thing about his sweat someone's eating this fucking taint Jesus Christ Yeah it would be like if they did If it's like somebody took the

You know He tells a story about like Farmers and it's like how you reap What you sow Is the moral It's like if somebody read that And was like He's saying we should plant corn

I think I think it's more about like When you put it into the world You get out Nah He's got a sight. Get your sights. We got plant corn every Tuesday.

That's the rule now. I'm the reaper. Jesus is the reaper. Get your sickle. Which one of those is right? The cites, there's sickles, this reaping. Oh, the reeking is what he said, but do you use a cites or a sickle?

To reap? I think they're both long instruments of cutting for wheat. Oh, yeah, for wheat, yeah. Or other like grains. Who knows? This is we're not botanist why we like we can move on yeah anyway go listen to a fucking plant show if you want that information i know what you're thinking you guys are thinking what happened to that uterus i didn't forget all right i didn't this is like a long detour but you know it smelled like the body of christ actually would have was a point just rancid and rotten and it had like

you mentioned these cysts it didn't have teeth and eyes it wasn't like another person but it did have hair and pus inside of it when they cut it open it was it was disgusting thing and smell the worst thing ever so objectively speaking that the uterus is the worst thing in the world but also usually they're fine they can produce joys and horrors

alike yes and I think it's a fine instrument it's a fine organ I just want to get you if you want and if we need a fancy abortion oh fancy abortions I don't think they exist yet we should make people well look they may not exist yet

but they will someone billing them as boutique abortions but there's clear like what is the only part of medicine is price controlled come on

well in a sense I mean in a way in a weird way it is because people are still arguing over whether we should be able to do it and so there's like there's you know

you can only do it under certain conditions now in a lot of states and it's like what about like Beverly Hills conditions aren't ripe for it to be like a boutique industry

I'm saying look is that the meaning can me to call you babe in public like this? No, I love it when you call my babe. Babe, babe, babe. Listen to me. This boutique industry, it ain't gonna work in like Spokane in Illinois, all right?

It ain't gonna work in Des Moines, all right? We're not going to Poughkeepsie and trying to fucking sell or like, you know, luxury baby sucking out of a fucking tube wares. All right? I'm talking about Beverly Hills, Orange County, fucking, you know, West Egg, Long Island, Gaspie shit. Like these doctors, you go to them,

they have, you know, you can smoke a cigar in the lobby. They have fucking women pampering you. You fucking, you know, you, maybe you're eating an inclair. They have egg clare. They have antclare. They have antipolians. They have, they also, like, you know, those fancy yogurts. And then they fucking suck a baby out of you.

And then no one judges you. And they say, you're beautiful now. The doctor comes in, he puts a tube and you, sucks out the baby. He goes, you're beautiful now. Get out of here. You're beautiful now. You'll be skinny forever now. And he makes sure.

It's not, it's never, you're beautiful. You're beautiful now. I just emphasize, like, you were disgusting. Pregnant. He hates pregnancies. Yeah, yeah. Just a guy who's just passionate about ending pregnancy. Just like women's bodies is beautiful, pregnant.

Fucking fat babies. Women, she's got a fat baby in her. Some Beverly Hills, like, it's like a plastic surgeon on the side. He's like one of the queer eye guys. He's just like, I just hate pregnancy. See? I hate it. Get rid of it. Come on. You would look so, he tries to tack it on to his other plastic surgeries.

It's like, you would look great with a little facelift, just a little nip-tuck, maybe a little abortion. You know, like he's drinking a scotch. And he like leans in as a couple. And look, I don't get on themselves and everyone. Brast, those brass tacks. You guys, people that will come to me, they have money, it's fine. I treat you two I like the way you look

You know Sometimes You get it You get it on pregnant on purpose Just so you get killed the baby after And it does It's a glow It gives you that glow

You do it in an Oscar season You get pregnant for the glow And then we suck it out of you You do it once a year It's fine They're not alive If they're alive If they were alive

They wouldn't they be a cracker all right you don't look like a cracker does it Jesus made is made a crackers why isn't this baby a cracker is that work as a callback I feel like it was too obscure I just think honestly unfortunately I would love to see this

yeah but unfortunately I think even in the most liberal states it's like those anyone who worked at that clinic would be so dead by now I would walk around I'm going to be this doctor and walk around with like a gun like a big gun with me a little time

like an air 15 and like a shirt that said like was like said like abort Hillary and it's just a picture of like and there's a picture of like Bill Clinton flushing a little mini Hillary down the toilet. Oh wow. Can I make these shirts? Because these shirts sound like every day of itself. It's a board

Hillary and it's Bill Clinton flushing a little. It's a proportional woman like not a baby like Hillary but a small Hillary down the toilet. I can sell these shirts. Anyway and I would just be that guy. I'd become a celebrity. Yeah.

But I'd be so confusing. And I'd be so racially woke. I mean, it would just, it was just calm. It was the other side would just be. I'd be like Martin Luther King. If it was appropriate for me to say that, that's what I'd be. If that wouldn't get me, you know, pushed out of town and out of media with pitchforks to say to liking myself to the great Dr.

King, I would say that in this case. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I feel like at this point, like a luxury abortion is just like when the doctor doesn't spend like half an hour calling you a whore beforehand. Oh, they do that right? Yeah. Oh, can we simulate this? Yeah. All right. So hello, Ms. Steiner? Yeah, hello. So you're here for, you're here for advice on your pregnancy. I am, yeah. Okay. Well, actually, I think I know the route that I want to go. Well, I'm the one who went to med school, and I'm a man. Fair. I'm not bound by emotions and weird estrogen that flows from my tits and my dick.

So, you know, maybe we'll hear me out first before we irrationally do something you want to do. No problem. Okay, thanks. Yeah, so it seems like, look, have you ever been reading literature? Get a man? get a man just get a man marry someone like what man any man just be why don't you get married well it's a little hard you know because you're a whore well i wasn't gonna put it that way dicks what you suck one guy's dick that's not the way i did you try talking one guy's dick for a while

and just not sucking a got a different guy's dick every fucking half day doctor if i may interject uh okay i was sucking one guy's dick but that one dick got me pregnant sure i mean You fucked it, but yeah, I'm saying, have you ever tried? I mean, regular. I was sucking it regularly. Okay. Well, you know, so what's the problem? Is he have AIDS?

No. No. What's the issue? Why don't you want this baby? Believe me. So do I. So the reason I don't want the baby is because I'm in a financially precarious situation. and also because I have a couple of medical issues that would make pregnancy complicated for me

and I would just I would just rather terminate the pregnancy now you're worried about your figure well look here's a thing some women they decide not to be disgusting pigs when they're pregnant and they can not gain a ton of weight so you just do that I definitely people will still fuck you I definitely respect that point of view sure that I am a pig. Can I ask you a medical question? Yeah. Why are you such a cuntore? I don't know that that is a medical question.

I don't want to reach inside your postage because I'm afraid that there's diseases and possibly a knife. So let's just not have an abortion, huh? Okay. Okay. And then we go. I mean, the end scene

that's also our UCB, what are those team's called. It's our UCB team, what women go through. Yes. And no one gets paid. Except the doctor. So, yeah, I don't know. It's a good idea. I think we're going to go with it. We'll move on from

because I don't want anyone else monetizing my doctor thing. What were we? Yeah, what were we doing? We were thinking before. I think you also did this. We were totally sitting at this week together at work And I came up I want to be Jewish

Or at least I have in the past I used to photograph Bar Mitzvahs Bat Mitzvahs and I would go to temples And I just liked it I liked the mysticism And the feel and the community I forget Did you also share this

Fantasy with me Do you want to be a Jew? Oh, yeah. There was a period in my life where I was seriously considering trying to convert to Judaism because it's hard. They don't let you do it, you know, just because. Are you attracted particularly? You can't just show your, you know, spread your legs and they convert you to Judaism. It's the only religion that doesn't want you to be part of it.

Yeah. Which I respect. It's kind of what, like, you know, give people, don't, people want what they can't have and I want to be a Jew. Because I can't. Yeah. Because I'm, you know. I like the. What kind of Jew would you be?

Look, I've seen Jews like me. You haven't, look, they're not all these noble cre— I mean, I'm not saying they're all criminal. But, like, I've met the guys in the camera stores I used to work at. I almost had a job of being aged. They're not like models. You think they're all like models? You think these Jewish guys were all just fucking like—

You have this view in your head of an Israeli IDF soldier, you know, stepping on the scope of a Palestinian girl, and you get hard. I've heard a lot of stare. The stereotypes about the Jewish people. Never have I heard the stereotype that they are models. I'm going to show you a picture. I'm going to show you a picture. I used to have this picture hanging up.

They're all models. I used to have this picture hanging up in the, over the workspace when I was a photographer at the DJ company. And people go, oh, these are pretty girls. I'm like, they're Israeli. And I would say IDF hot girls. Oh, yeah. IDF girls are hot. IDF girls have the best

These aren't even the model ones But these are women It feels wrong to call a woman Who's served in war girl I don't think she's served Oh boy She's a pretty world Oh my God

Yeah Why are they all beautiful? Because they're Israeli They're the chosen people You know why it is Look at a fucking Look at body Look at body

Yeah You know why Because in Israel Once you come of age You gotta do some time Everyone goes there So you have a total cross-section. Yeah.

Think about that trashiest horror you ever met in your life at the fucking shittiest bar. When you were fingered under the fucking under the bar while you were fucking chewing on fucking peanuts until they were giving away. You're just figuring your dumped one. And she's going, are you talking about our first day?

Yes, exactly. That girl, you know, man's artillery gun is real. Yeah. You know, it's like some girl who's fucking wearing like you know ugg boots and like a miniskirt at the St. Patrick's Day parade in the fucking bitter cold and she lets he fuck her in the ass in the alleyway

that girl is a translator for a general. Yeah she's a she's a war hero right if you consider war hero just shooting children. I mean I do I mean look someone look what do you think Navy SEALs do Navy SEALs shoot six year girls in Yemen

because it happened at least once and I blame all Navy SEALs forever for it because you know look they all Why not? Because why not? Yeah, A, why not? No one ever seems to feel bad. B, it's like, this isn't even the worst thing you do. Yeah. Like, that girl didn't deserve to die, but also you're just agents of like just corporate

imperialism. I mean, look, as much as I, like, I'm not a fan of the Israeli government, I understand their motivations much more than I understand ours. Sure. You know, it's like, they're at least in a truly precarious situation. This is the girl I had hanging up over my phone. well yeah these israeli goes a fucking tight and they kill people

and they get sexy and that's why I want to be too why are they all but this is like they're like disproportionate but that's maximum that's maximum that's an Instagram shot I mean they found they found the two girls they probably

they probably said two girls two fucking whores over there on a birthright and fucking pretend like you were in the army birthright's that if you don't know the thing when they if you're Jewish you get a free trip to Israel which I would love to do I think it's too old

but yeah no I mean look Israel they love it they love hurting people not general but look I'm sorry I used to like study this show all the time they're good spies

the missile were really good spies the commanders were really tight and they were good yeah did they kill a lot of Palestinians yes is it kind of like a fucking genocide seems like it they shouldn't have been there in the first place probably

that being said as soon as they do, they get bombed by six color countries. It's like, so they start fighting back. It's kind of, it's more, it's hard. I'm going to arguing. I'm very good arguing. I'm very good arguing, and I'll give a shit. Especially a cab, some cab driver, I'll give them a shit all day.

Even if I sound like a monster, right? I sound like a monster before, but I'll keep the bit going, because I'm just, that's who I am, and I'm not like a good person, but like, when I'm in a cab with an Israeli cab driver and it comes up somehow and I start talking, and I'm not, look, I'm not

saying you guys are war criminals but I'm kind of going yeah but it's kind of it's kind of tough because you guys are you don't let's go that hard and it's not and like they it is hard even though average Israeli it's like they make these points and like you know that probably they'll tell you the whole story but it's like look we gave them this in 94

we gave them this and this and all they want was it and then they bombed us and they said no the most disturbing thing is like because I've met I've definitely met like plenty of like Israeli people who are like they have their perspective on it and they're committed to their perspective on it

but they're not totally unselfaware right like they know what's going on and like a lot of them will use like kind of like platitudes about it because like I feel like when you're in a tough situation like that it's just maybe your mind just goes to platitudes like oh you know

both sides have like their blood on their hands and stuff the most disturbing thing to me like is when I see like I was watching this video it was like one of these like Soul Pancake videos like on YouTube where it's like let's try to get people together to talk through some issues in a respectful way and they have all this like soft lighting on people

and they talk it out and I saw a video where it's like Palestinians and Israelis sit down and talk about the Israeli-Palestinian crisis right and they're like three Israelis three Palestinians and this Palestinian girl was like talking in a very like heartfelt way about, you know, has like, you know, three people in my family have been killed and it affects me a lot emotionally. And I often feel like people in Israel don't think we have a right to the

land that we've been living on for generations and that upsets me. And the two of the three Israelis are like, yeah, I get that. And like, and we have some of those feelings too. And the third guy is just this bright blue-eyed psychopath. And he just looks her right in the way. And he just looks her right the eyes and he goes, that's not your land. It's like, holy shit. Yeah. Look, I mean, that's the problem with getting into like, this is all there. I mean, I don't know.

Like, if you, I don't, this is our homeland. Like, first of all, I get, like, if you're there, right? Yeah. If you're, like, I don't get the whole, like, I'll be honest with you. I'm not anti-Israel. Yeah. I don't get it, like, intellectually understand it. But I don't get.

like why it's okay to be like well we were here two thousand years ago and like it didn't go our way there was a mini holocaust the diaspora I'm not sure I think was it the diaspora Europe there's a couple of people the Jews have gotten rough a bunch of times oh for sure

I know the diaspora was a big one when you have to go which diaspora are we talking about you know they've had it rough exactly I forget if the initial thing they call yeah I guess there's multiple deosporers yeah so I'm not sure when they were pushed of Israel proper. But the reality is, a lot of people are pushed up

a lot of places. The Saxons were pushed up by the Normans. We're vice versa. I forget. But I mean, you know, the Greeks got fucked up by the Romans. I get, you know, there's been, what, people don't like historically, a lot of people don't like it. They get a lot of flack. And I'm not going to even try to unpack it right now.

I get, it's rough. And then when six million people get killed, the instinct is, just give them a fucking country. Sure. Sure. And, like, the problem, like, you know, so you put, you put them there and it's like I can't think of a worst place to put him it's going to be a nightmare

but this is what we need our land like why do you need your leg? I think because God, all right. How about I guess this because Europeans are the ones who fucked them that time but it's like how about you give them a fucking country in Europe you scumbags?

Why don't you give them Berlin? Like seriously never occurred to you, give them Berlin. Yeah. Give them Hamburg. Yeah. With that like why is that out of the question you know why because like

there's still the white supremacy and in Europe in white Europe and like we can push the Arabs out but we're not going to push that white you know they just killed you know six million people and trying to bomb us

they're still respectable white people I mean look if there's too much racial pandering nowadays yeah I get maybe sometimes you know and then Brie Larson and she kind of annoying sure yeah but like

the end of the day like you know like they could have just given them they should have given them them Germany. Why wouldn't you give the Jews Germany? They just try to kill... It's not only they try to kill the Jews,

but everyone was against Germany. We all had to push them back and murder all these people and then push the Arabs out. Even if a German person would be like, but what if they try to exact revenge? They're skinny now. Fight them off.

Oh, these are... If Germans would be like, well, what if they try to like, you know, what if they try to, you know, draw blood because it out of revenge. It's like, deal with it. Yeah, I mean, you did starve them out. Yeah, you didn't starve them out for like years.

What if the people we brought to the brink of death trying to fight back at us? Fuck you. So, I don't know. So that seems that being- The Jews deserve Germany. They deserve it. I'm going to tell people. But that is a most clear example of like, you know, white supremacy you've ever seen in my life.

Then I think about it. Just like, you didn't, you gave him. Hallstein? Why? Why we just do that? Oh, that was their homeland? Yeah, but they probably would have taken Germany. I bet you if you said, hey, you can have Germany. They'd have been like, okay. All right. Yeah, do you do better? I'm just saying. Now everyone's just hot and frustrated. Yeah, it's hot over there. I mean, I know the Dead Seats fun for tourists, but like, you can't swim in it. It's annoying. they loved their rhyme they were living in Germany they were there

they were there much more recently they weren't in Israel you know they would have said yes to Germany this is fucking psychotic this whole world's out of fucking control yeah Jesus but we were talking about and I was I was holding off

because you were the representative Omar like she was she got into some hot water because of she made a comment the kind of hint She didn't say American Jews have dual loyalty, but she did say, you know, American politicians are, you know, under the control of Israel.

Like, she said something pretty close, like, that could be interpreted that way. And, like, at first, I was like, I was a holdoff, because I kind of like her in general. I don't, but, yeah, I'm not going to. Ray doesn't like her. It's a visceral thing, I think. Ray doesn't like, I feel like you have legitimate reasons for not liking her.

I generally like her. There's a certain smugness to her. Fair enough. And the fact, you know, like, this is how you come all of and you think, I don't know. It's like, I don't want to get into it. I'm going to sound terrible. Yeah, well, you've explained it to me in such a way that I get it. Like, I get why you don't like her.

And I can kind of understand why people wouldn't like her. I personally like her for my own reasons. Like, I think she brings up certain things. She is attractive. But I'm not shallow. But I'm not shallow. That's not why. No, no, you respect her.

She is attractive. Look, it's like a... is nice like one of the nice things about having young people in office is that it's just it's just better to look at i don't know i mean honestly i i don't go on a slight detour i was about men women whatever i was ever really about aOC people on my instagram don't like are you really supporting her it's like show you mooks you know this shit's fake stop it it's part of the fun but like yeah but i did she came across as the one yeah she's attractive she keeps it light but like still serious and she's like yeah she's gonna be the one she's not some crazy marxist

And she's going to be one that comes down and goes, look, it ain't that complicated. Everyone else is getting health care. Why don't we have health care? Let's ask that question. And not trying to get, like, yeah, that's hard to argue with. Like, you know, it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, I can talk about misism and Hayek and fucking, you know, anarcho capitalism what I want. But like, yeah, all right.

It's hard to argue with health care, you know, when corporations are getting rich and no one's actually getting treatment anyway. Yeah. And then immediately, but she becomes this fucking Marxist zealot. I mean, not, I'm sorry if I sound like Jordan Peterson. But I'm using it shorthand for the fact. Radical neo-Marxist. I'm using short-hand.

It's a cultural Marxist. You have to merge with your shadow. Fucking equity of outcome is worse than killing Jews. I'd rather than kill 6 million Jews and have equity of outcome. I mean, I get what he's saying. And forced monogamy would solve that. Why don't we just buy wives for the kids' selves? Buy them the finest.

wives. I'd be an in-sell wife. If I had nothing better to do, like if I wasn't with you and you didn't make me so happy. I'm the only thing keeping you from being an in-sale wife? Yeah, I would be in-so-wise. Lucy, love yourself. I mean,

one, because I'm attracted to sad boys. I'm not sad boy. I know, you're not, you're an anomaly. And yet I've loved you most of all. Thank you. I love you, too. I do have a general attraction towards sad boys. Who's a saddest boy you ever loved? Oh, there was this one guy

Who had gauges in his ears Oh, God And, and... I don't want to talk about this. He just, like, wanted to talk about his dad a lot. Oh, fuck. I liked him so much, though. He would look at me and he had this little puppy dog guys.

My dad was an overbearing guy. He fucking just loves Reagan. I'd argue with him, and I'd be right, but he'd tell he'd be fucking prove me wrong somehow, and he was abusive. I fucking made me stronger. Yeah. You fucking gauges.

There's an in-sell on YouTube, but I have a crush on. Hit him up. If he wants to fuck it, he can't. You can fuck me in the ass while he sucks your mouth. I have a big crush on him. He's like this, he's red hair. You pointed out to me that he does, like, his face isn't perfect. But I was like, man, he has a nice face for like an insult.

Look, if you want to fuck him, bring him on the bed with us. I will let him fuck me in the ass. That's what he wants. Three-sum. Insale, threesome. How great would that be? How great would that be if we got him in the bed? And it's like, you got naked.

And I was like, I came in like, you got to fuck me in the ass. You want to lose it or do you want to lose it? It's one of those porns where it's like, I've seen some weird. It's like this bang bus, but this is a gay version of bang bus where like there's a woman who tricks the guy into the into the, into the fucking, into the bus, into the van. And then like she blows him for a minute, but then he has a blindfold on. So the guy starts blowing him. And then like he eventually, like something. happened where he realizes it and they

fucking gets just mad he's like and then like and then they calm him down and he agrees to get fucked. Yeah, my turn. It's my turn porn. That's fun. People go, oh, what are you gay? I don't know. No, but really but you have watched Game. I've talked about this before. Who cares of shit?

Who cares? Like who cares what you do? You dick? It's the fucking thing that sticks out. Like, I put my dick in a pussy. I mean, it's fun. I like that. I like that. I like care what you do? you're dick. Put whatever you want. I'm not a kid

but I don't have to put in a fucking pool filter for all I care. The idea that I give me a shit with an adult adult's animal with an adult asshole. It's fucking, it's insane.

You really do it my asshole most of the time? The worst things in the world come out of it, but like, oh, I can't put a cock in there? Give the fuck. It's insane. Sadly. Anyway,

what we're talking about? Oh, in cells and then Omar. Yeah, and so she made this comment and I was like at first I was like look are they twisting it

and they did take it out of context a little bit but it's like it was the first time that I was actually like oh it's not as simple as like

bringing up the Israel lobby right? Because it's like that is an issue and it's like it's an issue in the same way the Saudi Arabia

lobby is an issue but you can't present it as people who support Israel have dual loyalty. Well, no, because you mentioned, you brought up, I didn't think of it, but that's part of Hitler's thing,

isn't it? Like, it's like, part of 87thism is like, they're loyal to Israel. It has this whole, like, red scare vibe to it, where it's like, what, do I have to now prove that I'm, like, loyal to the United States if I think Israel has a good case? Like, you know.

Also, this dummy, I forgot about AOC, but whatever, But this dummy things like This reminds you When people go You know We talk about how politics

And you think you're talking To like a legitimate cynical person Who's just like Sick of it They go yeah We got to do We gotta get money out of politics

What? What? Yeah Oh we have to get money That is that's the whole fucking We mean That's not the solution That's a problem

The whole thing is against The Congress which has been bought and sold. You can't just say, well, the way we fix this is we get money out of politics. And just say, as if that's a fucking, no, that's the whole ball game. Right.

Like, you, how do you fucking get a system of people who are financially corrupted to vote against their financial corruption? It's like, it's an insane paradox or whatever, or insane things. Yeah, it's like, oh, we need to get out of this burning building. Yes, yes, yes, we do.

How do we stop, how do we stop smoke insulation? we got to get out of this burning a building oh I'm just going out of the building okay it's insanity and so Omar

so she was going to bring up the the most powerful lobby it probably is one of the most powerful lobbies yeah and I'm just saying it is there a chilling effect against criticizing Israel yeah and like it's a very complicated thing and like you can say there shouldn't be

but the reason for it is it's wrapped up and you know six of millions of them getting killed so it's a hard thing to unravel and like you can even you can even say that are certain people using that through their advantage cynically sure

but what like what you I that's the thing people point is I want to point people go because think it's true because I'm not some of equivocating scumbag who's less has less integrity than you Mr. Conspiracy guy out there I've seen the same dumb YouTube doctors you have. I know the information

but you haven't thought it through for a second. It's like yes maybe that some of them are using it cynically. So what do you do then? And that's where you get into trouble because you start realizing it's like oh so well we we're going to start policing how people fight anti-Semitism

or how people can shoot down anti-semitism it's like there is a that's where it's more complicated because it's certainly we sort of to try to parse out like well this person is an insincere Jew. Yeah it's just going to take a fine minor hand that like then you know it's like

whittling you know it's like it's going to take like a just a saw like a more precise touch than if you support Israel you're not loyal to America well the reality is the reality is this yeah that we don't support Israel because of logic yeah and we don't support them

fundamentally because of the AIPAC we support them because our interests a lie not me and your interest but the interests of like the industrial state the military, industrial state, whatever we call it, the foreign policy,

I mean, and there's not always a, not every epoch of time has the same, you know, the neocons, when they were in power, they were all pro-Israel

because they fucking, they don't, you know, when Jesus came back, he was going to come to Israel, so we got to maintain the problem, some horseshit like that, these fucking psychopaths,

you know, whatever. My point is, you know, it's not as simple, like, overall, there's just democratic, not even democratic,

not the important thing. But there are a base of operations for a lot of things. Are they outdated? Are they still useful? That's the thing. I don't even know if they are still used. I don't even know what the use is. I mean, this whole way we've used the Middle East

since I guess like the 1920s probably. It's just like it's probably coming towards an end. I mean, it fueled the empires of the Bush family and people like them and the Cheney. I mean, these people, you know,

built, Halliburton. These countries are, these fortunes are built up on, like, admittedly some royal money. And just like, and, and then the foreign policy objectives they fucking allow to rely with, I mean, the Dulles brothers wouldn't be there if it wasn't for, like, you know, a lot of this fucking shit. So, I don't know.

It's hard to unpack, but the point is, like, no one needs this little Palestinian woman. She's laughing. Because you show me some video of her giving the business to some guys, who was involved in Nicaragua and the contras and stuff

and look he's probably And he's the envoy to Venezuela right now Sure So I get why it's relevant to bring up Yeah But she's doing it It's very snarky way First of all

She's I don't like it When Congress people They have their time A lot of them So I get why they do it But it'll make this fucking You know In question that's very very loaded

And the guy goes Can you clarify No, just answer the question And it's like You're not my fucking daddy That was like the part of it It happens a lot, though. It happens a lot.

Because usually what they'll do is they'll monologue about something for a while. And then they'll ask a question. But usually, honestly, that is the first time that I've seen. I think it's one of the rare times that I've seen someone actually

like cross-examining that hard almost. Like where it's like, you know, just answer the question. It's like he's not really obligated to just answer the question. Like he's obligated to just answer the question. Right. You're not a prosecutor. Yeah, he does have his time.

And he's never. He's not a... So she fucked up there. Yeah. But I did think... But I got to say, like, I liked... I liked that she brought it up. I like, I liked that she brought it up.

But he's thinking she's bringing it up. She's being kind of... I think I called her a pig at the time. Yeah. And maybe, look, she's acting like a pig. I'm like, I'll own it. That's probably... Is there a massaging you built into this?

Maybe a little. Maybe a little bit of massage. You know, like, I don't even know I'm aware of. And it's like, it's just... Maybe. Sure. Would you say that a man in that situation? was, I think, like a pig.

I might not use the word pig, but I, but I was saying, like, a different thing perhaps, but yeah, I mean, sure. That might be, I'm just going to say it. The definition, not of misogyny, but of sexism, like, that is pretty close to the definition. No, but when I say, I might not say a pig.

I would use a different term, though. I was like, but, like, the fact of, like, you know, it's just, would I say he's acting like a pig? I'd be meaner. Okay. I feel like. I feel like I say something more like it's a scumbag, it's weak fucking

scumbag, it's a fucking I don't know, but like pig is more like it. It's a lighthearted. It feels like a lighthearted attack. Oh, really? Because I feel like scumbag is so much nicer. No. Being a pig just means like you're just being boorish and you're being

following, like, being a pig I don't know how other men use it. Maybe I'm wrong. But when I call someone a pig, it means they're being rude. And they're just being like, you know, and they're kind of being greedy maybe. But you're being being a pig is like not not thinking of the other people. It feels more pointed than

scumbat. Like, then like, oh, like what did you say, like, altruistic scumbag or whatever? When did I say that? What did you say? You used a adjective. No, I didn't. But, I mean, I did, but it's called him a scumbagic, I think, or something. Yeah. I remember a lot. But my point is, look, I'm saying it's sexism.

It's like, I'm owning, don't fucking throw it back in my face as where I own it. I'm trying to say, maybe maybe some of it's a little. I'm trying to explore it with you, honestly. I'm right, but don't say it's textbook sexism. Nothing I do is textbook It's kind of textbooks Nothing I do is textbook

Nothing I'm a fucking unique Most of what you do isn't I'm a snowflake Wait a minute You can't use it anymore Right You are a snowflake

You can't say that anymore That's something means something now I'm a unique flower No I don't think it is I think it's her I have an anti-government bias In general I have an anti-government bias in general

Right I mean I'm not an anarchist anymore per se But you know but like I don't like I read Alice Shrug as you read Atlas Shrugged as flawed as Ann Rand is I might even say I hold water for Ryan Rand

but you know it brings it brings to mind these fucking parasitic politicians in Atlas Shrugged and also just real life it's not all based on Alice Shrugged it might be the case that my entire view of conservatism is defined by the fact that I chose to read

the Fountainhead and not Atlas Shrugged because the fountain head to me was just like the most and I kind of enjoyed reading it but when you get to the heart of it it's like just the most petulant like piece of shit I've ever read where it's just like I can't build the building as ugly as I want it to be I'm going to go smash rocks like it was it was so pet

Alice Shrug sounds cool Alice Shrug is also that's insanity at its core yeah like there's an insanity going on through like a river when you get to it it's a river of insanity but it's the same but also it's has this feeling of like I built this successful company

and now you want the benefit of it you want to take it and take it fuck you build it yourself yeah like I say it like the strike it's like we're not doing anything we're just taking our talents elsewhere yeah fuck you and like you argue that's not like

it's a myth and it's not based on reality but if that was the case it'd be like all right yeah well there you go it's like you know I mean like there is a tendency amongst government to think that they create wealth and they don't create wealth I mean they can create conditions for wealth

and that's what I was rereading Hayek recently and the road to surf them not even like obscure Hayek and he's going to like one of the problems is that people confuse classical liberalism and that view of the economics with laissez-faire like no the government can create

the conditions for competition and like and you know encourage that actively it's not about letting them have a free hand. It's just more about like not controlling prices, not controlling industries,

have tariffs, no other shit. But like, you know, the government can do a lot to actively encourage productive competition. Yeah, you do kind of need, like, you need insane, insanely productive people in the world. Like, you need, like, the kind of the minority, like, very small minority of people who are like, I'm just going to work myself to death.

Right. I don't even know that's what you're going to go my view of conservatism is probably worse than yours because I think as it's cool you might think they like they at least have a

have a convictions and I think I don't I'm like I get conservatism I never got the term conservative like calling I'm a conservative I never understood it that just means you don't want to get blacks rights but think about it

were you conserving I mean I guess all Also, like, if you're fiscally conservative, means, like, don't just make, spend money you don't have, I guess. You know, but that's the thing, though. That's the more important thing, and they do. None of them, the Republicans just spend money in the military war. Or, like, give it this corporate, you know, bonuses,

or, I mean, tax breaks or whatever the fuck. Or, or no one, like, Milton, Milton Friedman, who's the Republican economist of popular, at least it wasn't in the 70s and 80s, you know, monitorism is essentially similar to Keynesian, it's a matter of where the money's going. But the Austrians, for instance, would tell

you, hey, it doesn't matter. You're still making fake money, so it's all fake. Stop it. So we got to wrap this up. This has been a great show. Yeah. We should have you on more. No, we're not going to have you on more. We're going to do our own fucking thing. We're going to do our own thing.

Do you want to tease it? Look, we're doing, look, last week's episode was called, our love is disgusting. Imagine us touching your nipples. Well, Ray says this. Listen to me. Touching your nipples. Listen to me.

I'm going to take everything that's inside you. I'm going to bring it inside me. And then vice versa. Emotions, sex, spit. Yeah. Just grinding.

A tit maybe. The tip of Ray's cock on your asshole, but not in it quite yet. Just fucking pulse. But you feel pulsating. Yeah. And also I have a big block of wood in my ass. so that's fun

that's fun for everyone so you know just it's just pure like you forget where you are who you are you just know it feels good and so that's going to be our new show we might

I might have you on again here who knows but we're going to do I'm not sure of the time are we doing this soon let's do it soon yeah do it soon so it's going to come soon do the title should be next title yet I think we can commit to the title we called last week

episode, Love is Disgusting. And that wasn't even we've had this title for a while. That was a tease where this is a backdoor pilot much like I'm a backdoor boy. You're like fucking in the ass, you know what I mean? Yeah, you do. Yeah, I do. Fucking, give me a high five. Yeah. It's a backdoor pilot.

The show that's gonna be called Love is disgusting on the release date yet, but it's coming soon. The chemistry's here. This is amazing. I'm going to still keep comp going. I don't know how we're going to dovetel the shows together. Don't worry about it. We'll figure it out. I'm sorry last week's episode.

time-wise I should have addressed that earlier I guess but this is a week late we were going to do a Captain Marvel episode and I'd wait to see Captain Marvel as a whole it's just not worth talking about anymore the movie sucked can you say quickly the movie was garbage

terrible Brie Larson is very uncompelling awful movie I'm saying objectively she has a lack of charisma also I've realized but also I can't get behind your neck beards and you guys making these videos on YouTube. So I'm just going to step away from all this. I got seduced, baby. I guess

seduced. I don't know why. But I realize, why am I, why do I care? I got fascinated for a minute. You know, Lucy's going to go out after we record this. She's, she's imploring me. Get off the fucking mic. I'm chomping at the bit. She's chomping at the bit. She's going out with a friend. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going out with my gal pal. You want to be a gal pal. You what I'm going to do? What are you going to do? After I jerk off. I'm going to watch Lady Ghostbusters. Oh, shit! Yeah, I'm going to see what it's all about

because, uh, I mean, I assume it was bad. Lucy seems to think it's not that bad. We'll hash this out. That was like the height of my praise. It's not that bad. All right, well, we'll see. I'm also not like, I love this as a kid, but I'm not like a girl mom. I'm like, oh, my child, you know me. So, let's just before we

go, we're going to give a support to her. Where's my phone? Find my phone. Here it is. This is, they're going to sense of how I get around fussy. I just want to give a shout out to our, we have a new Patreon follower, a new giver, a new giver. Let's see, we have, welcome to Diane Cage.

Diane Cage, Diane Cage. And then we also have, still, as always, Michael Ricardo, Benjamin Hopstadter, night shift lifestyle. So thank you guys. And I shouldn't list it all out. I should make you the impression that millions of people are given. Give to the show. We're going to come up with incentives.

Don't worry. But whatever. We're going to wrap this up. Lucy, where can they find you? You can follow me on Twitter and Instagram at the Steinbeg. Great. You can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Ray Kump. I'm going to see you guys pretty soon, perhaps, or maybe next week. I can't tell if this is last week's episode of this week's. I don't know yet.

But have a great night. Bye. Thank you.