Kump - 104 - Pit Kump

Episode Date: April 5, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss Louis C.K.'s new project, a pit bull mauling, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your Kump Hand merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. You like that little ad on I did? Yeah. To Kump. Yes. Exciting, exciting, exciting times. Hello Lucy

How are you I'm good how are you That's great That's great to hear I want to turn my mic Headphone There we go Now it's crystal clear

In my ears Just piercing any thoughts out What are you looking at me Like you're drunk I'm sorry I got some of my face lotion In my eye Are you okay

You need to stop? No no it's okay Your eyes are gonna be burning The whole show Keep going You might go blind My eyes are burning This is what beauty

women's beauty standards do yeah I mean yeah sometimes when you put on lotion on your face it burns your eyes this why I don't moisturize this is why I have alligator dry skin because you know honestly you put on hand creams and they're greasy even if you get good ones

they're greasy and then you try to grab you might try to open a jar of pickles and it's slippery and I can't get any any purchase on it any any torque on the pickles and it look like an asshole it's always

It's always the creams with, like, the SPF. Why would you do? Why? They give cream to, like, women who, like, stay in a cubicle all day. Here, put some SPF on it. You don't only get sun damage from the fluorescent lights. They say, you know, even if you walk out into the sun for five minutes, it can aid you 50 years.

Yeah, that's why, it's why half the country died of, well, no, half the way. How many people die of COVID? A million? A hundred thousand? No. In this country? Yes. look it up look it up well we can't be given misinformation i don't really like how many people

died of COVID Lucy none because i was linking it to the spf because it's a vitamin D or whatever which i don't think is controversial right yeah that's not that's not just a mr rogan point right that's an everyone point right or it's just a mr rogan point i don't know which side are we on you got it yeah it's a little under a million all right so nine four nine Yeah, $980,000. Let's round it down to zero. Nice, Lucy. Well, 100,000.

It's in the hundred of thousand range. Range. Anyway. So, yeah, your eyes are burning. We don't, we're not going to focus on that, though. Yeah. Welcome to the show. It's an exciting day.

This time, we had an award show. Unlike last week, we didn't record. as it was happening. So now we know. No one, you know, we know in case someone hit someone or suck someone off.

Imagine someone sucks someone off on stage of the Grammys. And we missed it. We were sitting there going like, I wonder who's going to win Best Country album. Meanwhile, like who would be like machine gun Kelly is sucking off Marilyn Manson and everyone is just clapping and screaming. This is terrible at the same time.

And we're just sitting there going like, I wonder, hunky-tonk woman. or something. I don't know. Who does a good cover of Honky Tonk? Who are some of the notable winners here? Who won Best Album of the Year?

Best album was, we are? Well, that's the name of the band? Oh, no, no, we are by John Baptiste. John Baptiste. I heard by this today, and I looked them up. I don't know. It seemed fine. Oh, no, I was looking at this list, and I was like,

I got nothing. I don't know who John Pepti. Apparently he's very famous. He's winning Grammys. He's the Grammy boy. Good for him. I saw someone got mad to the white band, a white reggae group won the best reggae album.

They were enraged. A Jamaican white group. Really? Yeah, I just feel like, I mean, look, I'm not saying black people never got slated for Grammy, but there's a lot of black winners of Grammys, right? Am I wrong? It's all the Oscars.

It could be. For all I know, they didn't give a, a black guy Grammy until like 1996 who knows lately lately they have it and I'm sure reggae is always kind of Beyonce's got like 15 Grammys right

yeah good I mean she deserves him she's good I mean it's kind of funny though that in that category in particular like a white group one I was once in an Uber where a white reggae player tried to sell me his album look I'll be honest of you if I I don't really like reggae that much

so you know some white guy in drag tried to sell me is reggae i'm not really i'm not excited uh so i don't know this might be the shittiest reggae you ever heard who knows but i think people are just like they're just clout chasing online now right you know it's just like they're trying to find and look and it's plenty to be mad about but like but the i don't know but they want to get a unique take they can't they can't go like for the 5 000 time can we get clean water in flint michigan they want to be like this fucking white guy want a Grammy for the rink no no no no and then they go why can't be mad both why can't be mad both that's the refrain of everyone how do you spell how do you

spell reggae i don't know just type what you think it'll google will fix it what it was like 1996 again why they pick the same year for two examples in a row i fixated in 1996 what what's going on okay so the the the So the reggae, the best reggae album of the year is called Beauty and the Silence. That doesn't sound like a good reggae album, to be honest. You know what's good reggae? Bob Marley.

And that's it. We don't need more. I mean, honestly, Sean Paul was nominated for this. Sean Paul's good. I guess. Live and living is probably better. And the only thing I know about this is a Twitter show that I read slightly. And that person was like, look, the Sean Paul song is not even reggae this year.

He didn't really do reggae. It's like, you know, whatever. Like other people who are, disagreeing with her. Yeah, right. So, you know, that's all I have to say about this. Honestly, the amount of reggae I listen to, I don't need more than the Bob Molly,

like the Barb Marley gris hits. That's all, I mean, I don't, I don't go deep on it. I mean, sure. Someone wants to out there, wants to find me on the street and make me listen to reggae that's really, really, really good. And, like, convince me, don't. But, like, you know, I'm open-minded is my point. Yeah.

But I'm not trying to, like, slog off reggae. Yeah. But, you know, I feel like, you know, I'm listening to Bob Marley. He's nice. And I think you want some more? Yeah, I'm good. It's just fine. No, he's good.

He's the best, right? Bob Marley is, like, considered the best of reggae. I've heard from McCut. Google it. Who is the best reggae eras of all time? Let's see who comes up. This seems like a subjective question to be Googling. Yeah, but I mean, you'll probably see, like, 1,800 subjective things about Marley.

That's kind of how this thing works. Bob Marley Bob Marley and the Whalers Yeah Jacob Marley He's like 10 down Oh Dennis Brown This is the guy

He read a lot Okay He was like Yeah I was like Everybody likes Bob Marley But Dennis Brown is great Like yeah The guy's dead right

Yeah I mean he was a legend right Yeah Everyone likes Bob That's another example It's like everyone It's like me going Everyone likes the Beatles

I mean the Falunfem's are great Like yeah The Beatles For a number of reasons you know and also from one of them is they can get shot to death like the baby all the Beatles famously did yeah every single beetle you know face a tragic end this is interesting right

I think it just proves that most ends are tragic I mean well John shot to death George Hanser George was beheaded I believe Ringo was waterboarded and then Paul uh didn't he like jump off big ben yeah now that he's imagined it that sounds familiar yeah so George Harrison did get stabbed did he got stabbed right in the gut was that was that when he was stealing Eric Clapton's wife

or was Eric Clapton stealing his wife he stabbed himself in the gut to try to in front of frame you on Eric Clapton for it I just imagining I just imagine Eric Clapton like that like grabbing his wife and then stabbing him thanks mate thanks with the wife mate but we both do in Australian yeah fair enough

at least I'm not the only one any other notable things oh who won best comedy album um who did uh who won best yeah

let's look that up who won Mr. Louis C. Mr. Louis C.K. Is one better interesting. I knew that. Did you know that? I knew that.

I was being a little coy. That's pretty great. Because, look, I mean, people are flutter on the social media about a Mr. Louis C.K. The guy who hates his kids. Yeah. Right. You know. Famously hates his kids.

He is, this is a refrain of today is cancel culture does not exist. there's no canceling here's a windy weird thing about can't we'll get this in a second but the weird thing about like I don't look you could argue that like well they say canceling

but you know people they go away and you can argue about whether like Louis well like many elements of his career were you know sidelined and like

taken away or whatever but like he won's a Grammy four years or whatever he's still rich we can debate that stuff but don't I just like you know This is cancel culture.

People, they just say cancel all the time. I mean, it's not much anymore, but like two years ago, people were going, cancel, cancel. Yeah, I always thought that's what it was referring to. Like, it was the, it was the instinct. The language. Yeah, the instinct to say, not so much that, like, that's, it's like, is there another example of that? We're like, it's like saying, uh. Well, I think it actually started like, uh, as kind of like a thing where people just went

canceled, like, I'm not going to say. I'm not going to watch this person anymore. Yeah, like, it's just an impetus to be, like, canceled, like, you know, you're done. Yeah. It's like saying, you're done, you're done. But, like, no one, and then, but now the response is, no, they're not literally, like, they're not literally murdered and, like, put in the grave and, like, put in prison. It's like, that wasn't the standard.

Yeah, that wasn't the standard was never that they were, like, put in jail. The standard, I think, was the impetus to be like, well, we're going to try to find dirt on people. Right. Which is, look, somebody's me to. things, you know, or many of them. And some of them, and you could argue Louis CK. It was one of these. In some of them, the dirt just kind of like bubbled up to the surface.

Oh, no, I was going to say. Yeah, exactly. It's like, or like someone did a proper investigative article or like, you know, Roman Farrow, perhaps, you know, like. But at this point, there have definitely been multiple instances of a person who, like, got something. And that was the catalyst for some shithead journalist. Oh, yeah. To, like, dig into every tweet they made. Exactly. You're ambush stuff.

And there's that, just predatory stuff. stuff like that like just completely cynical fake journalists right digging stuff up because someone got to show and you know just the most cynical useless people out there so obviously motivated by bitterness right and just lack of talent yeah uh we you know uh but then I can't think of any specific names at the moment but if I could I wouldn't remember you completely mean to those people uh that being said there's also that tier of like I was discussing with the people who, like the Beatles and the guy who's mad about not knowing, I don't remember his name, but the other, they're not Bob Marley.

And like, you know, and his girl, the, the Grammy did wait, way, way, get it's the like, you know, I need to find my own, I can't just keep writing about Weinstein, I got to find my own scoop. And so, you know, whatever, is a high-pitched hum. Is that someone breaking into my, whatever? Don't worry about it. I have self-profile. I have self-profile reservation. I don't want to be attacked through the rafters. Anyway, it is kind of,

it's someone vacuuming, right? It does sound kind of scary, but I do hear it. But I think it is someone vacuum. The ghost vacuum? Anyway, but I don't think you can hear it at home, so we just sound crazy. Yeah. I don't hear, I didn't hear them get murdered later in the podcast,

but the high-pitched hum. I think they were going crazy. Anyway, it's people who, like, have to, like, find your own gimmick right and there's that kind of dirt digging and like you know oh james gun you know made some like hacky pedophile jokes oh yeah yeah james gun was a really silly one and the regardless yeah yeah exactly he said something like you know he says something like he confessed like you know having sex of children or something i'm just kidding i'm kidding and they went after imagine if this somehow like trickled up and the game of telephone was played and then james gun

ended up getting fired again on accusations of pedophilia that originally came from you. I feel terrible, but I feel like somehow our podcast would have gotten bigger in the process. So, I mean, he's made a lot of money already. That's true.

That's true. Time for us. He's had his turn. It's time for us to get a taste. I do enjoy his movies. He is, uh, this week's, uh,

Batman quote on quote, is related to James gun. Oh yeah. So let's not, you know. Suicide squad Harley Quinn. How great would it be if that was like, If that happened of this podcast and then that she's in the foreground, it's multidimensional. He would have to assume we didn't do it on purpose.

He would never let me be in Guardians of the Galaxy 6. What were they saying? So, you know, people, look, I don't want to minimize anyone. You know, there's plenty of people who does. Like, Harvey Weinstein didn't get, you know, an HBO special, right? He's still in jail. He's canceled. It's the impetus, right?

It's the fact that, like, people are running around. It would be amazing if that was. his version of getting canceled though it's like you're canceled but you're so powerful that like instead of owning a film production a giant film production company uh you have to do stand-up comedy you have to do stand-up comedy on hbio um it's it's not bad he has a lot of stories you know how they say about british comedians how it's like a lot of storytelling you typically it's a kind of more more of a storytality kind of vibe that's like that's him he has a lot look i'm sure he's got a ton of stories and not all of them have to do with him raping someone only some of them yeah and the rape ones are

really the joke isn't to rape that just weird things happen while he was trying to rapes them yeah his vibe would be very like a more well-connected joan rivers like yeah my life among the stars or not not john rivers i meant kathy kathy kathy griffin oh okay well i mean she was on like red car but it kind of that's like that's sort of that vibe yeah yeah that's true i just don't think she looked back on that That's her highlight, I guess. Yeah, exactly. She wasn't, oh, remember when I met a Millie Vanilli on the red carpet? That was my apex.

What are we talking about here? I don't know. Clout chasers. Yes. What did you win for? I believe he won for Best Sam Comedy. Yeah, but for what? Yeah.

Sincerely? Oh, you didn't watch it, did you? I think I watched it while you were asleep one day. I don't know why. I think I couldn't sleep. Sorry or sincerely? I don't know. I don't pay attention to the names.

He emails me. I get these emails from him. I saw, you know, whatever. Yeah, sincerely, yeah. We watched that together. Okay. Yeah. So why are we, what do you think you won for one for the one he'd made 10 years ago?

I don't know. What you were asking me? No, he won for the show, Louis. The last episode, which was six years ago. That's what he won the Grammy for. No, he won for the album we put out this year. I imagine. Uh, I mean, so, yeah, people are mad now that, like, you know, Louis is allowed to, to function

in the world of peddling his own material on the internet? Like, I mean, look, I literally wouldn't know about this. Maybe Twitter might tell me. But like, yeah, I get an email from the guy. Because I bought these things, you know, 10 years ago. I bought the first one he did. When he revolutionized the selling thumbs

for five bucks on his own website. And like a couple people tried out. I think they did it very well with it. So he didn't really revolutionize it as much as like some money off it. Right, right. But I like he did well with it. I've bought them since, I think.

He did one at the beginning of the pandemic. right like you run and then he's five bucks you give him the money yeah so you know they're good specials but that's how he makes his money he has to like email you and go hey he has to like he's still he's still he's still you know it's so weird he still affects this kind of like hey I'm above trying to look desperate because it used to be more like when he was kind of a rising celebrity it was a little more charming when it was like hey I got this thing if you want to buy it buy if he don't like it was like oh he's just down to earth just a simple website and And now it's more like, you know he needs the money probably.

But he's just trying to pretend like he's too, hey, if you like it. Well, yeah, the emails definitely feel more intimate now. They're going to re-bill my boat, but I mean, you don't have to buy it. I'm getting threats from like the mob. The mob still exists? That's funny. I didn't think they were. But, you know, they want their money back.

They try to rip them off. Yeah, it feels like you're getting emails from like a really like near-do-well family member who you thought you blog. locked on everything years ago. Hey, I don't if you heard, but I got a new special. There's a funny special. I don't remember a lot.

You know, I don't watch a lot of comedy anymore, but what? You just got to wonder how bad was the state of comedy specials in 2021. Really bad. I mean, there's no secret. They were like, I just imagine the committee deciding this, and they're like, look, look,

it's going to be a hugely controversial There's got to be a lot of negative press about it But like this is this is the best one I don't know what to do I mean we could do Chappelle's no no no no Somehow worse Louis better than Chappelle for now Yeah I will say this

I don't know look why are you going to be out there going like But I do comedy I have an album Yeah okay If you don't want Louis to win the Grammy Make better comedy Because Louis is very good at it Yeah You might not like what he did.

I don't love what he did. I mean, like, you can argue about, like... Be great of you. Like, I personally find it hilarious. A great piece of performance art. Right. But, you know, you might be... Yeah.

I don't. But, you know, you can argue about how severely it should be a peltra history, whatever. I don't know. Point is, but, like, he's good at comedy. Yeah. Right? And a lot of people who do comedy, predominantly my people out there are doing stamp comedy,

aren't even though it's not a fact it's a fact i'll just say that there are people out there that are good i don't let me put out albums this year though yeah so you know it's like step the game up you know stop making the nets the net again nanette did that stop making more of them yeah you know no one needs your in the net we we have the bandwidth for one nanette surprisingly yeah we look there was a lot we had bandwidth for a lot of like you know uh let me think what was the thing we didn't we could you we could use a few more dang cooks but we're good on the nets yeah we could use a few more day I mean I was never a big fan I mean he had one joke that I liked early on in the rest of his career I couldn't stand we could use another at this point in comedy I think

we could use another uh we could use the cook Stephen Lynch Stephen Lynch was fun and I think it was fun for the family not my favorite I wouldn't put him up there with like the giants of comedy No, but he had that, was that song like, I'll give you my soul? I don't know, I'm going to be singing some song as, oh, that wasn't anti-trans. I think a Stephen Lynch act would refresh the cycle a little bit. It was fun, because, honestly, it was... Frivolous in a fun way. Yeah, it was like a song about, like, you know, killing people and, like...

There was a song about Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, it was fun. It was the only musical act I ever liked in comedy. Anyway, so look, Louis won. Again, you know, if you don't like it Go get your daddy You know

Because all these kids are rich These rich kids in comedy Just fucking get your dad To find a better special I'm a child I've hired some joke writers for you Have your fucking dad Who owns a Nabisco

To like you know Hire Louie to write some jokes for you He'll do it Apparently he'll write jokes for people I mean not many anymore But there's some bits through history Which I'm pretty sure he wrote That he didn't take credit for it

and if you know you know you don't you don't and I don't even know if I know there are known unknowns there are known unknowns uh I kept before he came back I kept hearing rumors that he was writing for various shows but like not credited oh yeah I've heard that yeah yeah it's just showing up at like dirty rock it was probably over the time shows up at the good place they kind of write some episodes like they were probably like no for a while I was like is he going to like die as like his character from that trumbo movie was he in trumbo he's like one of the writers who yeah and he's like and he's like so depressed from writing like bad you know action movies about giant you know dinosaurs or whatever

that he like dies it would be amazing or maybe he dies of tuberculosis it'd be amazing if he ended up writing on like nc i s like Las Vegas or whatever and like you could tell like he writes the whole episodes and you can tell that like oh there's some wit there you can occasionally see him come through but they're not good you know i mean that's the worst part of it like he's he doesn't give his shit he's like he's i don't know what the navy why do i know about the navy uh but you know look his career is on the on the uptake and and by that i don't mean the grab the grammy's gonna help but what what a lot of people if they're mad about the grammy they're gonna hate this because i've actually look we're we're not an investigative news show most of the time

but i do have sources out there i do You have sources? News sources, yeah. I fancy myself, you know, a part-time investigative journalist when I want to. And this is when I wanted to. I reached out some people I know in the industry. And, yeah, I mean, I don't confirm it on record. But apparently, at least a degree in principle, if not the contract yet,

to a three-picture deal with Louis C. Marvel. Really? Yes. And they won't confirm. any of it, but especially like, oh, I don't, but he kind of gave me a little hint about who the character would be.

Who would you do? Who do you think Louis could play in the Marvel universe? I mean, I would say that, you know, if they were, he was going to be so mad about this. Oh, if they revamped his look a little bit. I mean, maybe he could be a, you know, Professor X, but I think that role is already taken. Yeah, I mean, Patrick Stewart's going to be in the new Doctor Who,

so, Dr. Strange. So it seems like he's going to make the crossover. I mean, he could maybe be, You know, kind of an old, an older take on night crawler. Really? Isn't it like black? Is the night crawler always black? I think so.

Oh, okay. Never mind. Is that what he needs? He should not be night crawling. He doesn't need another controversy. You want Louis the new blackface? He doesn't need another one of these standards. Imagine Louis C.K. comes back.

Really, like, after all the pitfalls of his career, and he gets this Grammy. and Marvel takes his chance on him. We think you've paid your dues again. It's time to come back into fame and celebrity. And he shows up dressed in like, I mean, it's not technically blackface in the traditional sense. Right. But it is.

Yeah. You know, he's just covered in black paint to play Nightcrawler. Oh, man. That would be, that would be rough. Then again, Alan Cummings played him. Right? Yeah, I thought Nightcrawler was almost always white. Look up Alan Cummins as Nightcrawler, though.

Because I'm pretty sure, like, he kept the paint on at least. Yeah. Yeah, but isn't he blue? Well, I thought he was blue usually. Much like what we had our love is disgusting podcast. And at one point I revamped the image, right? Yeah. And to make us kind of, uh, I just said like a negative.

thing on a photoshop filter and it just looked a certain way I'm like you know maybe I'll make it like bright pink and in which case is he blue I guess he is yeah but you know I'm not saying what should be people should be mad about I'm just saying what they would be and book

Alan Cummings has enough probably good grace maybe or maybe not but Louis CK doing that it would not so no it's not Nycroler now that I see it I don't think it's right for him yeah Magneto maybe it could be magnino but it's not but you're in the right genre

i'm just gonna say it he's an icon of marvel he's uh i love he's ever been played by a particularly it's not like you know his character wasn't like bovarene with you jackman he's an iconic guy playing him you know people play it but they never seem iconic you've seen the x-man right yeah he'll be playing cyclops oh my god this is huge news i don't think anyone is broke of this news yet No, this is, oh, they don't have my sources. Yeah.

Louis C.K. will be playing famous X-Man Cyclops. This is, this is huge. Now, people go, oh, I can hear him now. He's a bit too old. He's a bit too chubby, but too bold. Because Cyclops is typically a very fit man. Mm-hmm. He'll, but they're not thinking, like, I'm, they're probably going to be remaking

from when I hear the days of future past. Mm-hmm. Where famously Cyclops goes back into the past. So this will be an old cyclops going back into the past To like stop some kind of Eton disease thing That is that is very very interesting Who played Cyclops

In the original days of future past I believe it was Hugh Jackman Hugh Jackman so Hugh Jackman Who is a very fit With not you Jackman it was a Oh James Marston James Marston James Morrison Who is you know a hunky guy

Hunky guy. You know, he's... Look, in the comic, I think he was a little... Cyclops was a little fatter in the future. And a little more, a little more disgraced, a little more... You know, people weren't, like, I was happy to see him all the time. He had people who liked them, and a lot of people would see him on the street and go, you're rapist. Or whatever.

Or you're sexual offender. You stop jerk... A, Cyclops, I'm jerking off in front of people. You know, I would argue that this is the... Louis C.K. is the Cyclops. we need for the kind of for post-Trump america i do think yeah no i agree this was fine for you know the the the glory days of obama james marsden is marsden he had his glory days he had his uh he had his halcyon years it's time for a new for james marsden to the slide over and let louis c

slide in uh so that's very exciting i mean i was kind of dumb at marvel but now they're bringing Louis C.K. into the fold. I honestly his phase four business, I found very boring. The Black Widow that wasn't very good. A lot of these newer shows are kind of hit and miss. Not particularly good, most of them. I haven't seen

the Shang Chi. I haven't seen that yet. But Louis will bring me back in. Him just fucking shooting beams at people. Yeah. And also just walking kind of depressed and shubby down the streets of New York City. Sometimes.

I want to see another cyclops? You know, it's his dick Cyclops, Cyclops, Cyclops, Cyclops, Cyclops. You get what I'm saying, though? Yes, I do. I understand that it says penis. Yeah. You just had to get your song bit out.

And he stepped on my head. So that's fun for Louis. It's good for him. A Grammy and a Marvel franchise in the same day. It's exciting news. How angry. So that would make so many different. types of people angers.

Well, it will. It will. It will make them. It will because it's happening. I mean, what do you, what do you think the initial wave of articles will be? I think the initial wave of outrage will actually, you would think it would be from, you know, women who are upset that a target of Me Too is coming back into mainstream media. But I think that the first way will actually be the comic book movie review boys.

He's too short. He's too flabby and old and bald and red-headed to play Cyclops. I think he'll be their new... I disagree. I think he'll be their new Brie Larson. Well, look, only in a sense, like, look, he'll be the new Michael Keaton because you know who he's going to nail this role. You know he's going to be amazing at it.

But you know, people hated Michael Keaton when he first got cast as Batman. They were outraged. And there was some outraged about Robert Pattinson, I believe. And a lot of the people, Christian Bailey, I think, was not particularly, you know, exciting people. It's true. But Brie Larson was pretty bad. She was, she was not good.

I hope I'm not killing my chances of having Brie Larson on the show, but I wasn't happy with her role. Look, I don't think that Louis C.K would be, I mean, will be good in this role. No, he'll be amazing. I don't think he's good at all. He's going to make it his own. He's going to be very much like, hey, yeah, you know,

maybe I could shoot him with my. eye beams i'm just saying maybe you know like the like magneto will be that hey magnate what is this is this really working for you you dressed up like a hitler and red was i don't know look he was surprisingly good that's my impression good yeah it's really good it's a little bit grimyer but uh yeah um look he was surprisingly good at playing himself uh yeah he was he was great as the cop and he was good as the cop and wasn't he an american hustle he was fun ral he was a little fun american hustle i don't know how he would do in front of a green screen though i think they'll slathering green paint so he'll be naked the whole time and just then you know whatever i mean it's look i'm sure

some people are going to get annoyed because like why is that flapping around but it's just because like you know the green screen he needs to be able to move around like freely i think it's okay as long as there is an intimacy coordinator what does that mean is that a real thing yeah they have intimacy who are on set to make sure every no no dicks are going in the wrong holes or what are we talking about no and in movie in artistic what are you talking about tell me what this is like uh that scene like like antichrist yeah that large von truer movie probably had an intimacy coordinator just literally tell me how this works whatever there's something kind of sex scene or a penis okay or or a vaj present yes there has to be someone on set going like don't be inappropriate with that so they're not

Not moving the dick around. You're not grabbing the dick and it goes over here now. I don't think so. Oh, I was putting it in a pussy, but now, all right, it goes in the asshole. No, they're just, they're more of a cop. Yeah. Okay. They're like, oh, there's got to be a closed set, like that kind of thing, I think.

Okay. So they're not directing, like, no one's telling Martin Scorsese, no, no, you can't have the balls there. They have to be over here. It's too intimate. Right. take those balls off her chin put it on her neck that's the guidelines that's what we that's what we allow at and marvel studios you're speaking of thinking because you know i'm what i might be speaking on school here i shouldn't i kind of brought it up accidentally subconsciously because you know

who said to direct these films wait what do you know who said to direct these films who martin scorsese wow yeah famous they gave him an offer he couldn't uh i'm not going to do that. I'm not going to say that hack, but they made him a, made him an offer he accepted. Do the movie and Louis C.A. will jerk off in your mouth. Well, he's not going to jerk off Martin Scorsese's mouth. I don't know. If that's what Martin Scorsese wanted. Well, look, if he asked him to, I'm sure he would. Look, I mean, that could be a way he wins where you go, oh, you think I do some people who work for me? And you think I, you think it's only because of, you know, women are vulnerable? I did it to

Martin Scorsese. All right. So, like, who's punching up now? The movies. Movies. Hollywood. So I'm very excited for that. That's going to be coming out later this year, I think.

They've already been shooting for months. Wow. I can't wait. I'll go see it. Yeah. You better. I mean, we're going on your birthday. Speaking of award shows.

Uh, was there anything that happened recently in the award show? Those newsworthy? Like at the Grammys? An award show. Oh, well, like the Oscars, obviously. Was there anything that happened recently in the war? I'm trying to do a smooth transition. Yeah.

I give you the softest ball. It could be the softest softball. You could, yes, the Will Smith slap. Yeah. Yeah, the Will Smith. Why can't you like, it back to me so I can go into the story. Let's try it again, Lucy.

Okay, let's do it again. Was there anything that I haven't recently in the award show? Um, I ate some pie today. God, this is the worst. Uh, it was good. It was apple pie. Just, just do, just volley it towards me.

Oh, the slap. You're talking about the slap. Oh, my God. I can't believe I forgot that. The slap. Uh, the Will Smith slap. Shocking, right? People are still talking about it.

He resigned from the Academy. I bring it out, well, it stays in the news because they're cutting these projects now. Bad Boys 4 was in development. And now they're taking a break from it. And, uh, what's the funny about that? God damn it. Are you got a fan of the Bad Boys franchise?

Well, I mean, it's like, it's like, I just, it's just hard. I'm just trying to imagine the kind of person who was, like, devastated that bad boys. People love bad boys. People love bad boys. They like three as much as they like one? I think more maybe. Look up the Rotten Tomato scores for all the bad boys films. People like this.

I saw the first bad boys. I think I saw the first one, maybe the second one. Wasn't Taylor only in the first one? The first one has like 40% on Rotten Tomatoes. Really? Look at the second one. I think you might find out. like a fine wine, the bad boys franchise improves of age.

Yeah, it improves to 23% on Rotten Tomatoes. These are not what, I told you the audience score, not the dumb pretentious critic score. Let's see the difference there. Click on Rotten Tomatoes. I did. There we go. Let's see.

Oh! So it's 23% from pretentious critics of New York Times, but 78% with the audience. That's fair. And those 78% people, are not going to be able to enjoy Bad Boys 4 because Hollywood decided to ice out Mr. Smith. How do you feel about that? Well, look, he resigned, right?

Well, from the Academy, not from movies. Oh, okay, all right. Maybe, I guess that means he can't win another Oscar, which I'm not sure if Bad Boys 4 was going to get him an Oscar. Look, it's the kind of thing where I'm like, I don't think he'll be gone forever. Probably not. Like, uh. People bring up Mel Gibson. Like, oh, well, Melk Gipp, like, I can't believe they're canceling.

He's filled with him. Melk Gibson is allowed to, I think he won an Oscar for some other movie, like Hacksaw Ridge or something. But yeah, but he spent a bunch of years not doing shit, right? I mean, I think he's still pretty crazy. He's still doing mostly shit films. Yeah. His career is not what it was. Let's just say that.

So the fact that people, I mean, they literally said on the Bad Boys Fort thing, it's like, they've literally said, like, we're going to take a break and see how things play out. so i mean there's a lot of outrage about will smith i mean he did smack like oh well good and what this is that is like all right but i mean yeah robert david jr was like you know rested a bunch of time so like coke or whatever crack i don't know yeah but didn't he diddy like uh you know uh usher in a piece between chris rock and will smith first of all that's not the issue i heard that from someone cool he dillies what is p dizzies like the now like the godfather of hollywood

Is he the new Cecil B. Mayor? I think he brokered a peace agreement. Who? I mean, how does that work? They have to go on his yacht as a go as a, as like a. Yeah, they made up at the after party. He did it at the after party. I don't think that's broke up.

He just said, well, he's probably drunk. I'm like, you know, really nice champagne, where he drinks. And he's just going like, you tell a fucking movie stars and comedians, want you to hang out together and you can fucking stop these shit he's not trying to fuck you why i didn't think he was trying to fuck by the one and he's not going to shoot you no one thought that pedi all right he just tells her i broke with a peace agreement uh yeah i don't know that

people care as much about like i don't i don't think people worry about just escalating to a fucking like you know gangland war you know like the colombo war in the mafia i think you know it's just where Will Smith's just screaming at the Oscars The top of his lungs Oh, fuck it's not my wife Keep you out of your fucking mouth They're like, maybe this isn't Take a break

Yeah Let's take a Will Smith break You know, let's just We want to make another Bad Boys But it's way to year You know I mean

What would you, what project do you see let's just say it's three years from now what project do you think will smith comes back with does he do they reboot indiana jones or will smith i could see that that could be fun yeah that could that could be really he's just a little more sassy a little more a little more like you know witty he's a good action star he could totally they make a i know they were grooming shy la buff for it but but that tanked yeah i don't think he's oh you know another guy who's out there's screaming you know drunkenly in this or whatever he's doing he's the madman look if you're concerned about will smith i mean shallow boss is not

i don't think shallow buffs like a real safe bet um what else could he be could he play what movie can we reboot we should make a reboot movie for will smith for him to rejuvenate his career what i got it i have a perfect film they remake it's a one wonderful life. He would be great in that. And you know what? They take this.

They take, they do the hybrid thing. Hybrid movie. It's a, Will Smith plays himself after the slap and also all these allegations or just true reality of being cuckled or whatever. I don't, I didn't follow that whole thing with him and Jada and him crying on TV and puking many orgasms. But it's been a strange year for Will Smith. the movie we make this movie now someone get will smith on the phone pitching this this is perfect

he plays himself tries to kill himself in the film because his wife is having sex with his men and every time he tries to come and jerk off he pukes and he's got his Oscar where everyone's mad at him he has to quit the academy and the bad boy's for a happening and so he tries to kill himself and an angel comes to stop him or is it not an angel yet they have to get his wings first Well, he's an angel, but he needs to get his wings. Okay, yeah. Who plays that? P. Daddy.

No. Who? Chris Rock? Yes. Yeah. Chris Rock. This, oh my God, would this be a massive film? This would be huge.

This would be an instant. Should we delete this episode? That's how good this is. Like, are we just screwing ourselves by releasing this for free? This will be, he will become the new Jimmy Stewart, the new, the new. Madonna, because she was just great, the new, I mean, he's the new Martin Scorsese. This is the, this is the greatest meta thing in all of film, all of anything, and he'll rap, too, of course, but this time he curses because he's broken that seal already.

He's already, like, done the whole, he used to like not cursing his raps, and they're, you know, let's be honest, not great raps, they're pretty lame. He's just sitting there just covering biggie songs, I'm going to take the plies and turn him and twist, twist, twist, kill you, motherfucker, burn you with cigarettes, and then, to cut you in the throat. And it's just like in the middle of the movie. It's great. I mean, it's a wonderful life.

What is, who, who runs the bank? Who's that guy? Oh, yeah. That could be pit, that could be pit ditty. That could be totally be pit ditty. That could be Piddy. That should be Piddy. Piddy, you can run the bank.

Um, and. Well, look, I don't remember. And Kerry Washington should play Jada Pinkett. Carrie Washington. Who is Carrie Washington again? She's a very famous actress. She's the American Idol one?

Just bring her up. Yeah. Yeah, she's great. Who she played? She'll play Jada Pinka. Yes. I mean, Jada won't do it.

I mean, I assume we had Jada on board. Well, I don't want to, here's the thing. I don't want, if Jada doesn't want to do, I want to have someone lined up for it. So the movie doesn't fall through

because the wife is a big part of it. It's a wonderful life. We get Rosanna to play Jada Pank. Rose Amber Rose Amber Um Look what else happened in that movie

So like all I remember is He tries to kill himself He has a flashback About how he goes half deaf And in the end They'd like storm the bank or whatever Yeah Savings alone

Right What else happens? Does anything else happen In that movie? Uh Oh well he goes through his whole Like he sees like a I think his brother died

I think without him existing his brother like dies or something without you the guy who played carlton wouldn't have a career right yeah and make and without you megan fox never would have felt uncomfortable and instead of bad boys too that wasn't his fault but you know it was michael bay's fault right right yeah but still was he like 15 they put her in a bikini and like cover her in the water oh right yeah look i mean look and when he did uh ninja turtles he was mean to her i don't even to minimize we're transformers I forget yeah I don't really know much about that one Megan look Megan Fox I don't I don't I don't Michael Bay I don't I don't know anything about it but

I don't doubt her yeah doesn't see it seems it seems it's she doesn't seem out of the realm of possible yeah it was like Kimmel or something yeah it was like Kimmel's would seem very uncomfortable right so you know I didn't seem like you she was just trying to like get clout she's more just like maybe have a few drinks he's like you know that by the fuck of Michael bade that one time no it was more disturbing because it was like her funny story yeah but she was aware who's fucked up yeah yeah he'll cover me in oil it was like that's kind weird right anyway so hollywood so we'll get mega fox's movie too just you know to help help her yeah totally let's get that career going too uh uh maybe maybe we'll get Chris Tucker just for

you know oh yeah for sure well Chris I like Chris Tucker I think Chris Tucker's not used enough these days he's just very fun we'll have him in the mix. We'll give him a character. You can play himself even. But like, you know, we'll pretend like he's best friends of Will Smith, but I don't think he's a Scientologist. Also, there'll be a thing with Scientology building. Maybe instead of savings alone, it'll be a Scientology building. And, you know, they'll be fun with that. I don't know. A lot of possibilities. So good for Will Smith. Jim Carrey. There's so many tentacles. from this award show situation that you couldn't remember.

The Jim Carrey came out early last week, I think, while Sonic 2 was being promoted. He plays Dr. Robotnik in the Sonic 2 films. Right. And he came out and said, I was disgraced or I was ashamed or disgusted what Will Smith did. And to be fair, look, look, kind of crazy what he did. Kind of gross.

I'm not, you know, I'm with you. Like, you know, the fact that everyone just applauded when he got, won the Oscar 10 minutes later right spineless but now like everything else in life if you criticize anything you're getting the fucking broom what's the what's the metaphor for cancel you you getting the cancel swipper yeah people are going to come back at you you can't say shit it happened when we covered was on the patreon i guess week last week we're talking about the uh Zoe Zoe Zoe Cravitz. Oh, right.

She criticized them, and then they called her a pedophile. They brought me as supposedly pedophile statement she made about Jaden Smith. Well, now it's Jim Carrey, and they're blaming him for this woman's suicide because he... What? Yes. Basically, he was dating a woman. The article seemed to take the position that he gave her hepatitis or hep C or something or herpes or a few diseases. Oh, guys.

A few different disease. With his penis. A hodgepodge or diseases. I think the story goes like this. Jim Carrey might dispute it, so I'm saying allegedly, but that he was dating this girl. She got some bumps and said, I'm going to go to check he's out.

And while she was at the doctor, he broke up with her. And so you could argue that it seemed like he's like, well, I know how this is going to come back. Yeah. Oh, they're probably fun. They probably just bumps razor burn. I'm going to go check him out. I know how this.

I know what this diagnosis is going to be. I had it myself. And so he broke up with her and he kind of ghosted her or something. I don't know. And they're assuming him for him for her husband, who she ended up getting married later, I think. But like supposedly she killed himself over him. Doesn't seem correct, right? Like I think he said to the guy, this is disgusting.

This is supposedly some way to honor your dead wife's memories by drudging this up. Right. Showing these letters. Yeah. And like these texts. Yeah. And so he's being sued for that. Wait, so the husband.

The husband, who she married later on, I believe. Is suing him for causing her suicide somehow. Like, yeah. He did some very hurtful things and then had delayed reaction. And I lost my beautiful wife. That is. So give me $200 million. That is a lot.

Or maybe $50 million. It's a lot of money. That is pretty scummy. It does seem scummy. That reads scummy. I don't doubt that Jim Gary did some scummy things. with his dick vis-a-vis breaking, you know, that's a scummy series of events of it was...

Yeah, I wouldn't put it past. That's a series of unfortunate events. Right? He played a luminee Snicket? Yeah. Yes. So... Cute reference.

Thank you. I never saw it, but I know he played them, right? I never read the books either. Are the good books? I've never read them here. The Snickets? Snicket books? The lemony Snickets?

Anyway. But yeah, that seems... The husband seems like an even bigger dirtbag. Yeah Would you want me to do that To like sue one of your ex-boyfriends I love you so much That if it got you some money like okay

But I wouldn't be thrilled about About the manner in which you came into the money But yeah I would feel good up in heaven Or down in hell That you were being taken care of I hope you didn't kill yourself In this scenario

Don't do it And none of you do it either we put the number up we won't but the number yeah put the number up don't you dare if we had a producer we can tell them to put the number up 1 800 don't you dare kill yourself um why are we talking about you care

so then I go in the after them for that people like this motherfucker wants to talk you're saying people can't hit people or why did you fucking use your dick to kill this woman pay that man there's money so yeah it's very so that's why we don't we don't we don't take sides on this podcast we we see people's opinion of why louis dk may not you know should maybe shouldn't play cyclops and we also think he should we're very flexible look i just don't think you should play cyclops

because i don't think he's qualified for the role but but you know i'll give him a chance well you a fan girl you're one of those comic fan girls like oh he's not the way i envisioned it it's a It's Martin Scorsese's interpretation of Cyclops through Louis C. All right. I'm not going to question Scorsese. Yeah. Oh, look. He makes a godfather, but he can't do this.

Anyway. Yeah, I found this article on the news. Family of Mom mold by three dogs not giving up on her. And the headline just, it struck me as odd because you might read this sweet, but family of this mother who's mauled by three dogs the family's not given up on her I guess that's good but my immediate question is like why would you why would you give up on your how long's it been wife mother who's been mauled by three dogs when's it happened yesterday no we're not giving up yet that's how I read that

because honestly I immediately see yes at the end of it not giving up on her yet yeah we're going to give a little much like the how the the producers of bad boys four they're just going to see how it plays out it depends on how long her face is fucked up for can she get one of those new faces from a dead person who

might get a shot in the chest or something maybe get that face is your technology advanced enough to do to do the face off thing yeah because I mean maybe look maybe I can make sure Kate Upton uh no no I don't get the pick

what if Kate Upton ended up in this And she was termed, and she had a life-turning moon. Could you swap it? Also, could you take her tits? Oh, good one. But there was a line in that story, a specific line where it was like, this story, this story isn't over. You know, and it's like. And the mom, did you read it?

And when you were telling me that it was like, it was like, this story isn't over. They're not giving up. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're right. So the full headline are not giving up on her. Her story is not done. Which I do take issue again with that specifically because her life might not be done, right?

But she might live and she might have, you know, she might get a kid up in face or any face or whatever or she has a weird face. Whatever. It happens. Her life's not done per se. But it does seem like the stories. The story is probably, has gone probably as far as it needs to go. If you were telling the story at a cocktail party,

the being mulled by three dogs to the point of almost death, at least, that feels like, you know, that's like, that's the story. And then people go back to eating their cheese and crackers. Yeah, there's never like a follow-up story in the news that's like, woman who is mauled by three dogs gets GED. I guess you don't know Like she's she's that's As far as the press is concerned

That's her identity Right she's woman who is mauled by three dogs Yes I agree Not a bad identity It's a fun identity It's actually It's a better identity than I have

I would look I don't want me mold by three dogs It's got hurt Yeah But I wouldn't I feel like Having that excuse Like if I can people say Why are you the way

that you are why do you talk like that oh i was like you mumble a lot and you kind of you talk when you're almost like handicapped sometimes we can't understand you why do you what where did you get that speech impediment oh you know i was actually mold by three dogs oh oh oh good god i'm so sorry i feel like i feel like i feel like all things considered it's not the worst uh impediment right i mean i feel like it's okay for a guy you got mold by three dogs would you agree yeah absolutely thank you thank you for that explains pretty much everything yeah sure uh yeah so hello um but good for her yeah well essentially what's going on and she before he's funny who's like she's been you for five years uh good oh geez Kylie

Waltman 38 suffered life-threatening injuries on March 21st when two pit bulls and the mixed breed dog I bet there's a little bit of pit bull in that mix breed. attacked her a good Samaritan saw her in a ditch beneath the dogs and got her help i mean holy shit so like it's not even like see bull he apparently didn't pull her off maybe got her help yeah but i mean look i don't blame the guy because like you see a woman in the ditch she might not even be alive those dogs know what they're doing right do you go into the ditch yeah i mean you would call that person a hero right but that's why that person would be a hero because you really can't blame the person for not doing it.

Yeah. If you expected him to do it, it wouldn't be a hero move. Right. Yeah. But I don't want, I do not want to be mauled by his dogs because they seem very intent on mauling. There's evidence right here that they will mall people. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not going to victim blame here. I'm not going to assume that she was like being mean to the dogs. Oh, I'll go. And they'll be fine to me. I mean, who am I? Yeah. Do I have a dog stopping collar? or a dog shirt

that's a shirt that dogs can't bite through I do not so uh circumstances that these dogs manage to congregate like they're dogs

we mean dogs roaming packs it's kind of their thing like wolves yeah I mean not always but I mean not little like chihuahuas

one time when I was walking when I was walking to work in Brooklyn yeah I did I did see two completely ownerless completely leashless massive

pit bulls they looked identical to each other just kind of like strutten down the street like we own this place and like and I even like made eye contact with like a part driver who was also looking at them yeah I was like do you know what's up with that he was like he's like I'll give me twin books from a lot some creep parked on the road

he's like jerking off I was hoping for someone look at me oh fuck there's just danger everywhere here new york city but yeah i just like i was like you know what's up with that and he was like yeah i don't know maybe walked down a different street i love how look it would have been a lot of things going on for him to do this but i love that none of it was like yeah you get in the car i'll help you like yeah maybe you should maybe you should figure this out because i'm just gonna i'm safe in my car um very odd very strange did you walk past them or you no no i i completely like took a do you remember what street it was you don't want to say

it was on union avenue oh oh you oh okay i thought you were in manhattan no that makes a lot more say i can see that much more clearly i thought this is like a manhattan thing and like i'm trying picture of where manhattan this was like kind of like a picture being in some like the back of some like there's still some kind of backyards and shit no they were just walking like they were Like, they were a couple, you know. Just kind of, no, they probably were... Puttering down the street. They probably belonged to, like, some band.

Yeah. A band of guys who play, like, scents and ukuleleys. But I could even see from across the street. Those are muscular dogs. Yes. They ball people. Yeah. Like this woman.

Those are, those are definitely the rapists of dogs. Yes. Yeah, they probably would have... I mean, I don't want to... I don't even want to speculate in what they did to this woman. Let's not even go there. That's terrible. Yeah.

Yeah. So before we wrap up, we'll do, look, we're phasing out the badmonds. It's not going to be, this might be the last one. Yeah. Maybe we'll make one more. But look, if you like them, they're going away for a while. If you don't like them, good news. And we're not spending a lot of time with this one.

Look, if we have one that makes, because the whole thing is they make good conversation sometimes. We've had some great things. You know, we should make a compilation video of the best Batman. conversations. Because some of these conversations they have promp can be very fun. But we can also do that

without badmands. Right. But this is Harley Quinn from the Suicide Squad movie. Do we have anything? I mean, didn't Margo Robby do something with Louis C.K.?

Or by misremembering that. I feel like they have a connection. I don't know. But they both in the American hustle? This doesn't matter. I got nothing to add with her. We have a Batman. But the Suicide Squad was good.

She already did her part because she got us to bring up James Gunn earlier. So that's what you get. Yeah. So thank you, Margot Robbie. It was great as Shannon Tate in the once-upamantine America. Very good. Yeah. In Hollywood.

Yeah. Hollywood. Hollywood. So look forward to the new Louis C.K. Cyclops. Look forward to the new Will Smith. It's a Wonderful Life. and Chris Rock and Rose Mbar. Very exciting.

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