Kump - 108 - The Abortion of Roe v Wade

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss the news that Roe v Wade will be overturned. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your Kump Hand merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. I want to start out by pointing out. It's a sad day in America. It's a troubling day. It's a day when our belief in institutions has been shaking, shaken, or shaking.

Shaken. Shaken to its core. It's a day when, you know, things we take for granted are not there anymore. You know, these beliefs that we had or trust. Of course, I'm referring to. the fact that someone leaked an opinion on the Supreme Court. I can't believe, I mean, is there no institution that is sacred anymore? Is there no citadel from which we will not snipe and tear apart?

And, you know, how are these justices supposed to operate if they can't be in the shadows? If they can't do their dirty little deals behind closed doors, how can corporations be protected? The most credible institutions operate in the shadows, I find. I mean, the CIA. Are you referring to? Yeah, I mean, just all of them. Muggers and thieves.

Any institution that could be described as shadowy is generally very trustworthy. Guys who counterfeit. I'd like to get into that. Of course, we're referring to Roe v. Wade. I guess it hasn't been overturned yet. But it's a very big deal. They're very, right?

Yeah. We can still have abortions. They're hyping it up. They're creating hype for the repeal of Rovers. That's a very good point. They're taking a cue from hip-hop, perhaps, from the Jordan brand of sneakers, from Supreme. And they're creating hype for their brand.

and their brand is keep that fucking baby inside you until it dies of natural causes and then you become its coffin that's the new I do have one question though as a woman yeah

what is abortion well I've never had one but okay you don't owe us to any any information. But, you know, as a man, I can't ask you that. There's a, I believe there's a device involved and they kind of shove it up the woman. Right.

And all the cells and stuff, they get sucked up. That's one way of doing it. I think they also have just like a pill that you take and it just kind of melts everything down. People are now apparently sharing information online about some pill that horses take. in preparation for the overturning of Rovi-Wade. People are performing abortions with ivermectin now. Well, it's amazing. Is there anything that drug can't do?

Your COVID. It does everything else. Oh, curates. It'll abort your baby. It'll grow hair in your dick. Yeah. Just the way you like it. It'll make you trans perfectly.

It'll give you a perfect trans. Isshan? Transition? Yeah. How's your ision doing? It's pretty trans, bro. That should be, we should start like a talk show for trans people. Yeah.

And it's called how's your issue? And, but it's very respectful. You know, we're not making light of it. We're just, that's just a thing where we're just trying to monetize it. Yeah. What's wrong with that? People get so uptight now about what you monetize. Like you have, oh, you're not part of this.

You can't mind. You want it. They want. their own talk show. It doesn't have to be hosted by a trans person. I can just talk about trans things and they love it. Yeah. If they just, you know, if they stop being so fussy. Yeah. Anyway. But, uh, yeah, it's, um, it's a strange time. You know, people have been, you know, for years, uh, talking about, you know, can we get this overturned? We want, we want to save the babies. Fluffy little babies. And, uh, and they spent, is this why they, the first,

Federalist society exists. This is why they would make scheming all those years. Yeah. To get for this one. I mean, that's commitment. I did notice from looking at a couple of just from Google searches tweets. I'm not on Twitter, so I don't, I haven't been following all the hysteria on either side of this. That's good.

But, uh, you know. Be uninformed. Yeah. But I did notice that there is now a new trend of like pro-life people calling, calling them, pre-born babies instead of unborn babies premature no but they're saying pre-born like instead of unborn okay because I guess they want you to know well I don't know I've only ever heard of unborn like after the fact like I don't know to me I've heard that term like the unborn but I was I would I always picture as like a baby graveyard um a feet of feet like I'm not like I'm just saying like

that's when that's what I feel like you're revoking when they say unborn you like they pray for the unborn as if like you know the mound of abortion flesh your unborn baby like people always refer to well that might be the case i'm just explaining how my mind works i'm explaining what i see when people say words do you think it preborn is is more intense than unborn preborn just sounds like a preemie yeah like you know i'm i'm picturing you know uh very very light frame um is that you refer to a to a premature baby a light I try to show up in terms of care, you're in the hospital and it's like, hey, uh, it's got a very light frame. I got to tell you, this baby must eat like a bird.

Does it do a Pilates this baby? Because it's, uh, keeping it tight. Keep this baby's keeping it tight. Uh, uh, but yeah, I mean, uh, what were we saying? Um, I think, the preborn. Preborn just sounds like pre-order. Yeah. And like, you know, I,

I pre-order things sometimes, and it never works. Like, you know, I try to pre-order Batman figures in the past, and I didn't get them. You know, I tried to do it through Target. And then, you know, they just keep saying, well, it's common. It's come. Or Walmart.

Oh, it was common, and they just cancel your order. Yeah. After months. So that's what I picture when you say pre-born. Yeah. I don't think it's a good rebrand. No. I think, uh, blood bucket.

Blood bucket. This is my zygote. This is my anchor. My woman, my pussy anchor. That's what you're doing, right? It's just like they want to lock you down. These men, these men who run the Congress and the Supreme Court. Yeah.

Do you feel personally affected by this? Like, you know, as a woman? I guess I should. I mean, it's like I find myself, I do find myself thinking more in terms of like, that's too bad for where. and who will, you know, we're in New York. Right, yeah.

I mean, that keeps me from being, from feeling completely personally attacked. But no, I don't love the sentiment of it. Well, I mean, for now. Yeah. I mean, people are talking about, they're talking about, because they're blaming, there's a lot of blame going around. I have garbage and it's flying out of my hands. A lot of blame going around about this abortion stuff.

Like, oh, if you only vote for Hillary in 2016, we'd have it. We'd have all the justice, the justices, and there'd be no abortion ban, which, like, look, I don't know the numbers, right? Like, I don't know how many people didn't vote. Right. But I see people arguing going, well, no, the Democrats should have made me want to vote for them, which seems weird. I mean, because, like, the one thing you know what Democrats is probably going to do is nominate someone who doesn't overturn Roe v. Wade. Right. And so, like, I'm not saying that, like, Bernie Bro's caused Hillary the election.

But to argue with the sentiment, oh, people telling us this means we should vote or we should have voted. Go fuck yourself. And it's like, what kind of is like a really strong example of why even apathetically you might want to vote? If you like abortion, if you just like abortion, then, you know, it doesn't apply to you. It's creating a stupid binary where it's like either like Hillary lost the election because of Bernie supporters or she didn't. But it's like, you know, it's like a lot. I feel like a lot of the time, the people who aren't voting, it's not so much that they're, like, so hardcore for Bernie

that they don't even want to vote for Hillary. It's that they don't care enough. Like, right, but then, like, but now they're going, like, we'll see, this is what the Democrats, like, we have a Democratic House and the Congress and the president. We still get, and it's like, well, none of those things did this. Yeah. It's like, it's pretty simple how the Supreme Court works.

It's simple cause and effect. Yeah, I'm not saying it should work that way. I don't know what these guys are doing. But, like, in their robes and their toga parties. Yeah. And their sexual escapades behind closed doors. Who knows? Yum, yum.

But it does seem like, yeah, like, you know, president gets to pick them. So make sure you vote. Yeah. Or don't. I don't care. I mean, I do. I mean, I care. But, like, I just don't like this argument.

I'm like, whatever. It matters, but, like, whatever. Then stop complaining. Yeah, it just, it just is what it is. Like, it's like, you know, like, I, look, I'd be some. extremely hypocritical if I was like, reprimanding people who don't vote. It's insane how many times

I haven't voted. And the small amount of time I've been able to. I vote for Nader a couple times. That's the thing. You live in New York. What is Ted Cople going to win you know, wait, what, Ted Cople? What am I thinking of?

Ted Cruz, is he going to win New York somehow? No. No. So, it doesn't matter. Point is, I just want to put the blame word belongs with Britsenburg. Yeah, exactly. Because what is she doing? Fuck her.

Honestly, is she, like, is she still going to be like the U-Go girl? I feel like she's, I hope she's feeling even deader than normal today. I mean, what, what, what did she want to get done where she didn't retire at the age of 105? I don't know. She wanted to like

sell her exercise books for, she had an exercise book. She had an exercise book. What were they, what was she doing? Like lifting a, you know, a, you know, a lipstick? They were like resistance ban exercises for 80 year old. That's why she's died. Yeah.

She probably just like broke her like her like septum or not septum. What's the externa by stretching too hard? Because she was an old woman clinging to a lifetime post. People are mad at Susan Sarandon. Yeah. Really? Well, because she, I don't know. She doesn't care about a boy.

She doesn't vote with a pussy. That's what she said. She don't vote with a pussy. I respect that. Do you think women should vote with their pussies? Was that her direct response to Roe versus Wade? I think it was originally because of Hillary. And then people were blaming her today.

And so students around and showing stuff about Tim Cain. Remember Tim Cain? Yeah. Hillary's running me who was like, I guess he was pro-choice or pro-life. Yeah, Tim Cater. I'll never understand that choice. I mean, that's not someone who wants to win. You're picking Tim Cain?

I feel like part of a rationale for picking him was that he was like bilingual, but it's like. What, like Dutch? What do you speak Dutch? He spoke Spanish, but you couldn't have, you couldn't have chosen a more out-of-touch Spanish speaker than Tim Kane. Yo, tango. Yeah, it's like just super white pronunciations.

Right. Like, I'm sure he's good at it, but, you know. Should this, should this, like, you know, wait, be lip, you know, do you think, does this, what was Ruth Gator Ginsburg before this? Was she still a diva? A diva? Yeah. What do you mean?

Before yesterday, did people still view her as a diva? Oh, yeah. No, no, I'm sure people still do. You think now, even now they're like, fuck you, I love her. She just had old wrinkles and a pussy and I love her. No, I mean, we were just talking about some people like further left who are just kind of like, just don't acknowledge simple cause and effect. Like this is where the like the moderate liberals are idiots.

Right. It's like they'll just keep on like you go, you go girling her as her body. body rots in the ground. And they'll never acknowledge that, like, she is directly responsible for this. It's, like, the worst identity politics or whatever. It's like the worst, like, uh, it's like the worst, like, why are white women so bad at this? Like representation, but like, it's just everything, everything's like, you're a diva. Yeah.

You, you, you, yeah, smack that ass. Yeah. Like, oh, no, I'm a, I'm a molecular biologist. Yeah, you go, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, your, your ass is tight. You're hot. Yeah, you're so fucking hot. You got a tight ass. You should be a stripper.

And by the way, there's nothing wrong with stripping. Sex works not a crime. It's like, all right, but we're discussing, you know, Ebola right now. I'm a medic in the Army. I've seen a lot of death. Oh, yeah, I'm going to masturbate to you. You should be able to suck and fuck for money. Well, I went to Harvard.

I make a decent living as a molecular biologist. Suck and fuck for money. You go. But, yeah. I mean, how does the, I do have one question, another question. How does this affect student loans? Because we were talking last week about Biden and his, pretending that he was going to, you know,

but he didn't already, you know, not do that. And it just seems odd that he's like, one week, he's like, I want to forgive student loans. And then like, oh, I wonder if he's working on that. And then, oh, yeah, by the way, I got some bad news. so I didn't get the student loans and also abortion is illegal now it just seems

I mean look you got to maybe do something now if you're going to allow people to be forced into you know whatever nine months body transformations and the pain of trial birth or what have you whatever complications that comes with

if people are just going to be made to do that maybe throw them a little bit of student loan money I'm reversing my position from last time I mean, I don't want my money going to some kid who should have been aborted in the first place. And now we're paying for his college. This seems wrong. This seems like an endless, you liberals want these endless cycles. Cradle to the grave.

Cradle to the baby grave, I say. But, yeah, I mean, it happened. It's so interesting how it came up during last night's the Met Gala. Were you aware of that? The Met Gala was going on? yeah and um i don't know who was i believe that lady gaga was wearing marylman marylman rose dress the white dressed where her panty and a pussy were flying around in that movie really what movie was that oh uh the the seven-year itch i believe about beast infections yeah jesus uh yeah maybe don't

stand over a sewer green uh but yeah so she was doing that i don't know if a o c was in attendance I think she might have... I gotta say that is a bold move. Waring Marilyn Monroe's dress? Yeah. No, Lady Gaga is just as hot as Marilyn. You're really inviting direct comparisons. That's just hustle right there.

I mean, she's fine. I mean, like, poker face, catchy song. Yeah. Poker face, poker. I don't want to get auto band, or what they call it, copyright, you know, from singing poker face too much. But what else does she have?

The robot? You're born this way, robot? You're born this way, robot. Bad romance. I love bad romance. How does that one go? I want your love and I want your revenge. I'm abortion.

But yeah, I don't know. What the fuck is the Metcala? Is that like the, it's a Metropolitan Museum of Art, right? Yeah, I think so. That's like where you go and watch like Monet paintings or look at them. Yeah, and sometimes you look at, you know, Lady Gaga dressed in meat. I went there once and saw some stuff from the Tang Dynasty, I think,

or the Teng Dynasty. And there was a guy with a mummy type thing, whatever China did back, you know, like a, and he had, it wasn't quite a mummy, but it was similar. And he had, they showed, he had a jade butt plug. It was made of jade. And he shoved it in his ass when they were, you know, mummifying, wherever they called it in their culture.

Really? Yeah, it was nice. I, you know, I'll share a picture sometime with it. Anyway. who runs is my point oh who runs the med game like who is just people like they don't the celebrities all just show up to the met like how who organized this is vogue who is i mean okay so there's the one of the at least one of the trustee is is anna wintor oh she's a vogue that's who they based the devil prouder movie on right yeah i think so she lives in uh i think

domestic in Long Island with a garden gnome, an old man who lives in a shack. You know about that? Really? I mean, she has one of those type of gardens and I'm pretty sure she has one. Don't quote me on that. But I'm pretty sure, you know, I'm talking about the like. The old men. The old men, like the thing that happened, I think, around the 1800s, mostly.

Victorian era. Yeah, Victorian era in Britain where you would have a guy, if you had this huge, like, you know, multi-acre estate and you had these, like, kind of elaborate gardens and, like, like, you know, gardens, lawns, they call them a front lawn. Kind of manicured bushes that look like big voluptuous women or whatever. Sure. And you'd have, like, in a little, you build a little shack that looked like an outhouse, maybe. Maybe it was better than that.

I don't know. But you get an old man. I don't know where you find the old man, but you get him. I mean, look, there's lonely old men everywhere. And you would have him live on your property. He'd grow his hair super long, and you'd call him a garden gnome. Yeah. And I can't believe they didn't fuck him.

though right like i think they would i think they would uh i mean this is a really bad idea if you think about it considering it's a random old man but i think he would entertain the kids oh so good uh no that's not good he would uh i think sometimes like he had like a sort of a mystical aspect to him where he would perform little spells and make potions but that's like i mean but he didn't right so it's like so what was he actually doing in those moments like hey do you be the old man yeah hey uh i got estate um you've really garden numb shit oh yeah yeah i've been trying to get in that game for a while okay so i got this you know i got the the shitty little shack uh you're pretty old right um everyone's left you for dead oh i have no family yeah so i want you to live uh in my shack um right nice

and we'll feed you some slop um you know whatever how often do you eat every three days now Okay. That works with me. Now, I want my kids to, like, you know, form a bond with you. So they have weird memories when they're older. Wimical attachments to me. Really? Via you. Yeah.

What kind of tricks and spells do you do? I can, sometimes when I get really hungry, I'll just shit in my hand and eat my own shit. How can we rebrand that? Can you tell them that that it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a. it's a bunch I'm struggling here sometimes uh can you vamp for this what if I'm a little kid yeah

now we're gonna improv I'm a little kid hey noam hi what what what you got there it's a little rabbit it's a brown it's not your shit no it's a little rabbit sounds like shit yeah well it's like yeah but you see how it's kind of hopping

I want to have really weird connections to shit going forward do you want to pet it do I want to touch your shit I don't know it's a rabbit I'm pretty sure it's not a rabbit I mean look I'm I'm a little kid but I'm I know what shit is all right look I'm gonna be straight with you okay okay this was one shit

but I performed a spell on it and now it's a rabbit I mean what is this the fucking Eucharist it's not I mean I believe you could you see magical but that's still shit you're very like okay now I'm reporting back to the parents. You have a very skeptical trial. He's a smart room boy.

It's going to be hard to entertain or, you know, even effectively deceive him. What you do? So I think, okay, I'm just going to throw out an idea here. Yeah. What if I molested him? Interesting. Yeah.

Okay, so you molest him and then he believes you? Well, yeah. I mean, I figure it's, you know, it might kind of lower his confidence. a little bit he might be more willing to buy into certain things i'm a very open mind it seems like you're one of expertise so i'll defer to you i guess uh seems like you know what could go wrong anyway not sure we got on that i don't know i think you would make a good noam no i don't molest kids and i don't eat shit in front of them i don't do any of the things that we're ascribing to

noms yeah but no no i mean look to be fair i'm kind of slandering the gnome population i don't know if we I kind of imagine that we're closer than you might want to think. I think we've intuitively nailed on the head what gnomes were like. Yeah, probably. But yeah, so back to the Met Gala, I'm sure it was a lovely event. I believe Billy Eilish was hosting it. And she did the invocation, maybe the prayer. Bring up a picture of Billy Elish from last night.

What did she look like? She dressed like a duck? Yeah, kind of. she has like a little Victorian thing going on I guess no everyone was very mad about the theme of this uh that no one was doing the theme which was like the gilded age this looks a little gilded agey I mean I guess so I mean the gilded age was what like the early 1900s like maybe the last decade of the 1800s you know the age of the Rockefellers and the and the Carnegie's there's nothing interesting about this is there the mechala it's so boring it hurts I mean, what would happen if I just went to the mech gala and I just started, like, barking. Like, I show up and wearing my hoodie. And I'm just going, I presume I was invited. And I started pissing myself.

I start calling myself. I start blaming. I'm Woody Harrelson's plus one. He wasn't invited this year. What would happen if I brought a. lawn mower to the mechala i started mowing the fucking uh marble floors or whatever they have there baby you got this so wrong we have a gun you got this so wrong what is it it was a lady gaga who wore the maryland road dress it was kim kardashian oh well that makes more sense uh does you

look good um again look i think it still invites some not very flattering direct comparisons but like but it's like it's like she's close definitely close culturally sure yeah uh anyway this was it was this amazing uh a moose bouche for the for the main course of the night which was uh you can't uh have reproductive rights yeah uh and i think that was nice actually this is interesting she's wearing the dress that marilla monroe wore when she sang a uh happy birthday to jfk in that sexy way when she sucked them when right before her hair And Bobby fucked her with pills and killed her. Yeah.

I mean, honestly, like, it's interesting because, like, some people do theorize that, like, that performance got her killed by the Kennedys. Oh, because she's just, this bitch of that control. Yeah, she's like. Happy birth. Yeah. Oh, this bitch. She's making it a little bit, making it a little bit too. You think she was, was Jackie there?

Um, I think so. You don't think, I mean, look, because this is the error when, like, because now if someone did that, no one would care if he got like if like you know who's sexy now olivia munn i like olivia much she's an attractive woman if olivia month started going like a happy birthday at like some kind of fucking event i don't feel like you'd freak out right like if olivia mun just thought like singing to me like kind of drunk happy birthday come and like you know would you fucking he won't have her killed because she was like i'm glad you brought this up because

olivia munn that was an interesting person to go to i like her in the newsroom um she is hot yeah but i'm gonna say i'm gonna say right now and i'll say this directly olivia munn if you try to take ray from me well no one said that's not assume it's not in her mind all right but i'm saying that's my point assume this isn't her long-term plan that's my point it shouldn't be on the table if olivia mun if you try to steal him from me i'm not just going to post some sad instagram pictures i'm going to fucking kill you wow wow okay be careful you're going to get conduct blocked by will be a month pressations i just realized this bit is probably not smart to do but it's fine uh just i thought i thought it would be you know it's like it's no it's fine the whole

john malaney where was my chances in olivia munn uh you know because she's going to stay wait now my point was like jeez my point was that uh john malaney is just a stepping stone to you oh look this is a oh god i'm just trying to say that maryleman rugg was just doing like a little like a betty boop thing for the president and everyone thought it was cute and then they killed her yeah everyone she's like oh i'm like i'm a cartoon character i'm not actually trying to suck off jack in front of his wife now reality that's a problem he was maybe maybe he was shoving she probably didn't she probably thought look i love jack i wish he would leave his wife jacky for me right but i'm a professional so they want me to do this thing for jack kennedy who fucks me with his brother and feeds me pills

and i and i and i tells me he's going to leave his wife for me he never does and i'm heartbroken and i got to sing to him in front of his wife but i'm going to do it because i'm a professional and Marilyn Monroe, and, like, that's what my gimmick is to be the hot girl, and she was just trying to actually not embarrass Jackie. Like, look, of course, like, I'm not going to break down. So they're going, why don't you leave Jackie in front of this party, right? I'm going to be a professional and be the cartoon sexy. I mean, she was very depressed person.

Yeah. That wasn't her, like, personality. Oh, yeah. So she's like, I'll be the cartoon character you want me to be, and they killed her for it. They gutter her like a pig with pills made to kill. It's a fine line you walk when you got that body. I mean, that doesn't seem like a fair, a fair justification. You're aggressive today.

You're aggressive towards other women. Today of all days. When women should be banding together. This is the best day to do it. Now you have nothing left to, like, in common with each other. If we have abortion, we have nothing. If we don't have abortion, we have nothing. Now all women are out for themselves.

Yeah, it's every woman for herself now. Fair enough. there's going to be women in the streets fighting over boxes of abortion pills I mean yeah yeah we got to learn how to pull some hair you brought up an interesting thing before the show I want to give you credit because it's an idea

that might make money might change the world crypto abortion you called it can you elaborate on what you meant by that well you know it's like the people have always said it's kind of like a common refrain that it's like criminalizing abortion won't make abortions stop, right? Like, it's like, abortions are going to happen.

It's just a question of whether or not they're going to be, like, safe and sanitary. Abortions don't change. Man of abortions don't change when you make it illegal. That's just the odds of the mother dying. Right, yeah, exactly. That's a good way to put it. Well, I feel like now, that's more true than ever now,

because, like, especially with, like, the Supreme Court a few months ago ruled that, like, you could send, you know, the abortion pill through the mail. You know, you don't. They ruled you could. Yeah. Interesting. You don't need to get it from like a doctor's office or whatever.

So it's like now it's like super easy to get like there's already kind of underground networks of like kind of like getting people the pill. Who voted for that by the way? I mean it's a conservative majority. I remember when I was reading like the Texas. I think it was the same ruling where they upheld the Texas law or whatever. And I remember being surprised by it. I was like it's weird that this isn't like talked about more because it's pretty huge. It does, look, I don't believe for a second that it's not ideological, right?

But that being said, like, if your plan was to, like, you know, save all the babies or fetuses, you know, like, you know, they realize they gaffed by doing the pill thing. Maybe. He said, you know, Kavanaugh was like, oh, biting his hand. I can't believe we let him have pills. Yeah. Now we got to do the pill, you know, outlaw of the pills. Mm-hmm.

But the crypto abortion will be what? Like he's paid for it in the blockchain And then a little robot comes here A little drone comes to your house Yeah, a little drone Like that movie? You've seen movie battery is not included? No.

They fix things. It's these little robots That look like many rumbos And they fly around Right And they fix things Oh man, I hadn't even thought About the drone

The drone factor People are going to be droning abortion pills To each other You could totally drone an abortion pill From like, you know, whatever Oklahoma to Texas Why doesn't a lot of Musk just build Honestly, a musk's got his hands full.

What about the guy, Dyson? The guy who makes the vacuums. They're already great vacuums. And abortions are kind of like vacuums, right? There's parts of abortions that have similarities of vacuums, right? So how about the guy who makes Dyson vacuums? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

Yeah. That guy with the white hair. He makes an abortion rod, an abortion sword. An abortion sword. It's a Dyson abortion sword. And it's, it's just got, the hilt is measured exactly that if you shove it inside you, which is impossible. But, you know, but look, he's not going to succeed with this one.

It's going to be lawsuits. He's going to jail. But he's, but in the meantime, there's money on the floor. You're mad enough to take it. Yeah. But, yeah, it's like there's going to be so many pills floating around that, like, it's just going to be like, you know. I don't, I just don't see at this point

how you keep like the floodgates closed like of just like people kind of being able to like get their hands on abortion pill if they want to. Right. Like I mean they'll just buy them on Etsy. Yeah. I mean I bought,

they'll get personalized. I got this thing for my synthesizers. You know, these little rack, there's just these rack ears that go on the side and you just buy I bought that and I can buy abortion pills. Yeah.

Same thing. I mean it doesn't matter. It's a synthesizer. thing that kills a fetus. I mean, I mean, it's going to be kind of, I mean, it would be interesting if like abortion pills kind of took on the same aspect as like, as weed towards like kind of late prohibition. Weed that kills baby, or fetuses, sorry.

Where it's like, you know, they have like little, uh, cutesy names. Right. Like, you know. Oh, interesting. Like, uh, grim reaper. Yeah. Uh, peach and plum abortion pill. Uh, angry dad.

Yeah. aspiring an aspiring dancer because she's a ballerina right yeah and she doesn't want the baby aspiring dancer well she's a ballerina

she got something bad happened and now she's like it's going to disrupt her ballerina body thing and there's one that's like really intense there's one abortion bill that's like super intense and effective and that one's just called rape Jesus

the cure for rape. Rape. What not rape? Yeah. I mean, I's the thing. I mean, how many people,

they, look, they want a, the people who don't want abortion. I know some of them don't care about rape. What's the numbers on that? I think when you poll most people,

like they're. Like most people want abortions. Yeah, but like if you pull most pro-life people, right. There's at least a couple of exceptions in the majority. right and usually it's like rape incest life of a mother but that's like so but the ones who don't do that those are just like rapists who want a baby right yeah probably i mean if you opposing that it's just

got to be like those people are demons like it yeah but i'm saying like that that's like i want a i want a baby but i don't i you know i want it when i want it yeah i'm gonna impregn't you and rape you're gonna have my baby yeah like that like that's like that's That should be, like, look, if you start a fucking business where you're like, you know, you get kids to come and take their clothes off, well, you're a pedophile. Yeah. And then I don't, you're probably more sophisticated than that. That would never, no one would get caught in that snare.

And that, in that, in that, uh, net. But I mean, it's things that, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, the Catholic Church and the, you know, swimming teachers. Yeah. I don't know. The point is like, if you're saying, like, like, I'm saying, like, I'm not. I usually have to keep the baby. It's like you're just like, you're like Dexter in Congress.

Yeah, you're getting off on it. Oh, you think it's possible they're not rapists. They just, you think how many Congressmen you think get off on doing these weird things? Oh, 80%. I was 80% get a little bit hard when they're like writing memos about like how 12 year olds should maybe just get ready to be mommy and they're raped. Like it's like, look, I get like, because it's. is the thing it's the political I mean some of these guys are religious I guess

right like you think Lindsey Graham's actually religious probably I don't know I don't trust any of these people we were talking about Madison Carlton recently maybe in the Patreon episode and uh the guy in the wheelchair and I was speculating I don't know if he was a soldier

or not and he will confirm to me he was not a soldier he got hit you know the car accident I don't know under what you know, if he was, you know, under any influence it was not, but it was a car accident, and then he kind of hints that he's a soldier, but he's not. And that's how I view all these guys.

They're all very, and the Democrats, too, they're all, but today's not the day of the bad stem because they didn't take, you know, women's rights away. Yeah. Yeah, there's not much you can really criticize. Like, I feel like this video of like Elizabeth Warren giving a speech has been going around and people saying it's cringe, but it's like, what you say?

Like, you know, I don't know, like I'm angry. About this verdict or whatever. Like, you know. My name of American ancestors will be shamed. Yeah. And like, look, I'm sure maybe it is, but it's like I just don't feel like there's a time and a place to call Elizabeth Warren what she is, which is a. Which is a backstabbing whore. A backstabbing snake of a whore.

Yeah. But, you know, it's like this really isn't the day to be like shitting on Elizabeth. Like, you know, it's like, no. she's not the one who did this no she didn't do this uh and look if you're out there and you and you and you support uh little fetuses i mean you can still join our patreon yeah i don't care hey if you give enough maybe i'll uh go out there and hold up a sign that it's true's a goopy baby body right there right there alongside of you yeah you got to be very careful in terms of look i get i mean i can i can accept that like I feel like I said this on an earlier episode like if you look at some like

image of a late term abortion yeah and you're like that's a baby my common sense tells me that's a baby I'm kind of I can't blame you well there is I mean look at a certain point there is no like I mean it depends how late the term is and like you know if you think about like a late term abortion it's when you first hear about as a kid you think like oh it's just like you don't the babies you're killing it and cracking its skull open but you look i think almost always that's like you know because you're about to die there's very few things where i would be like this literally never happens are you surprised more women aren't like i'm gonna die for the baby um no in those cases like they're not usually viable babies either right well look it's the kind of thing where like i'm

always hesitant to be like this literally never happens because i'm sure you can bring up one case where it happened or whatever. But I'm pretty sure virtually always, like, a doctor would, first of all, a doctor would, including an abortion doctor, would never just sign off on like, I don't feel like it, like, eight months in, because I think it's actually kind of dangerous to do that. Yeah. Like, it's, like, it's like nine pounds of weird flush inside you. Yeah.

Like, it's like you can't just, inducing pregnancy is kind of, I think, dangerous inherently. Could they put a dead baby inside me? Uh, in my, my, my, I'm not so, I mean, I, but, you just want to. feel more in touch with the woman as a protest yeah i think all i think brad pitt here's my call to action because hollywood talks a lot of shit hollywood talks a big game the imagine video and uh we are the world and every other crap they do i want brad pitt i want kevin spacy maybe he's time for a little redemption i want ryan gosling to to match funds with me and pay a lot more than me and to and to enter into a contract with me

that will get cut open and you can shove I mean look maybe it has to be dead like dead babies but like maybe maybe a dead like a dead deer baby you chop it up though I mean the hoops can't go inside me

I won't with the hoops inside me look that would be a power move for me and you saw me shut like it's human centipede and like go around to the Congress and I say this is is this your son your prodigal son Is this serious?

Am I the Christ child now? Herod didn't kill me. King Herod has nothing on me. I am the lamb and I start bleeding from my everything. There's like deer inside me. This is venison just so in my stomach. I mean, no doctor would do this. We had to get some fucking weird illegal veterinarian to do this.

Some guy who like, the guy who sets up like horse sex situations for horse sex people. That doctor. The crooked mob veterinarian You'd arguably be stealing the spotlight From women a little bit But they're not doing it They lost it I gave them the chance

Let me finish Let me finish They need to shut up Because that would be such a power move That would be such a sacrifice Right thank you I mean here's how I view it You're basically the guy lighting himself on fire

Yeah but like better Because I'm alive Yeah I don't know if you'd be alive After that to be fair I would I'd be alive long enough to tell you my story. Now here's

the thing. I've let women take the lead long enough. I've been, I listen, right? I don't speak. Okay. And you got lost abortion. Now let me take the driver's seat for a minute, right? Let me do what I do. Well, I have a special set of skills and it's mostly about threatening

to kill myself and various other self-harm. And it can be very very persuasive. Do you think it's a problem that women don't light themselves on fire? I don't agree with the lighting on fire tactic. I think it's self-indulgent. I know, but in principle.

No. Do you think it's a problem that women usually aren't the ones who are going out and being like, I'm going to open a vein and you're just going to watch me die here? And that's going to symbolize how much I care. I think plenty of women do.

They usually do pills, right? I mean, that's the whole, it's a cry for help kind of thing. Yeah. But, look, no, I don't respect ritual suicide. I respect the threat as an aggression. Yeah. Like, I'm not like, oh, I'm going to kill myself.

I'll fucking blow my brains out all over your baby. And then how is it going to live? How is it going to know happiness? No, and I, it's just never going to be right again. Your baby. Your baby's never going to be right because my brains are going to fall over it. The gunshots are very traumatic. This is not about me.

Oh, I'm going to kill myself. No. It's about. using my suicide as a weapon. You say there's a on fire. What is that? That's just like self-indulgence. I can't think of anything.

I guess I could burn myself with death. I'm like, yeah, right. I guess that's better than nothing. Sort of. Can I say this is why this truly is the best comedy and dare I say politics podcast out there. What other like left-leaning show today is, you know, is doing this and not just being like,

this fucking sucks man I don't know what to say I wish I could find a way to make this funny man like it's like don't we're good we're good it's on you who are listening you got to share this you got to like it you guys subscribe to it or I'll pull my brains

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And we go, and we don't return to go, well, that's actually pretty good for us. Because that's when our show took to the next level. And we're going to rise like scallions. What, scalyons? What am I thinking about? I guess, I mean, scallions rise, I guess, technically. They grow upwards. We're going to rise like scallions.

But yeah, like, subscribe, comment, fight with each other in the comments. Yeah. You know, make friends with each other and make enemies and then like, you know, I don't know. I mean, we bet each other in YouTube comment section. Yeah. And it's like it's worked out for us. For, you know, Ben Shapiro video. Yeah.

It was really, really beautiful. I enough for that commercial. What the fuck were we talking about? I don't know. I'm going to go. We might come back to, we want to anything else about abortion? I'm curious, like, I feel like you have some insight on this as somebody who used to be, you used to be pretty adamantly pro-life.

I am an Eagle Scout court of honor for Boy Scouts. I don't know why. I mean, look, I got it late. I know some people could do it when they're 14 or 15. I got it when I was like 17 and like 9-10s, you know. Like, in my troop always, like most of them did that. We get it under the wire. You finish your merit badges.

and you got to do your project and I was at my Eagle Scout Corvon where everything's done all the projects and they're grilling you like it's Guantanamo Bay and I had started to, I was early on in the process

of like getting into, like making my little movies, which never succeeded for various reasons but I was, you know, really at the time very, you know, I was convinced I was going to be you know, Kubrick, Scorset, whatever. Todd Sallens.

And I talked about wanting to use my notoriety that I would develop to further the cause of pro-life. And the right, the lives of babies mean so much to me. And like, I'm pro-nothing. I don't know what the hell I was saying. I mean, I guess I, like, whatever. The point is, I remember one of my scouts guys with my troupe, an older guy,

where I like, I won't say his name. But he said, you know, just because a woman's attractive doesn't mean she has to go naked in the middle of a room and, you know, something. Show her tits and pussy. I was like, that's a good point. And he's just saying, keep it close to the best kid.

You don't have to, like, you know, this is a divisive subject. I mean, I respect. You like, oh, I don't know, respect what you, the fact of you did it. Now, I don't know why. did it I still became an Eagle Scout um so that's what you mean that's what you're talking about i mean it's funny to me that you thought you basically came up with the idea for pure flicks before

pure flicks i get i don't know so much that i wanted my movies to be about you know not getting abortions i just wanted to i wanted to make movies about you know um where were they like back to the future four i made at one point it's a movie where i was a homeless guy uh a But, like, but I would use my platform to be like, you know, keep the baby. I don't know. Here's the thing. I was good at arguing. And I had.

Oh, so when you were accepting your Oscar for, like, your kind of weird, experimental, kind of large Ventrere-esque film where a woman's kind of split off. I didn't like him back then. I thought he was a little, a little much. Yeah. But when you're accepting your Oscar for something completely unrelated, you imagine yourself going out there and going like, and by the way, this killing of the babies is got to stop. I'm sure I would have brought it up, but I feel like I would have done more than that.

That seems like a little, I was a little less pretentious than like all at the Oscars. I would have gotten Larry King Live. Right. And talked to him about it. Here's the thing. Part of it was like people aren't that good at arguing in general, not that smart in general.

So like, there's plenty of people on that side of the argument who like how can argue it better than a lot of people on the left. And, you know, sure, vice versa. about their issues. Yeah. But the point is like

so these arguments I mean, that's the thing. It's like I don't know how much of it was my ego of like, you know, look, I mean, you say life begins a conception, but like, you know, when do you say birth? But you can't know.

I don't know. I had a whole fucking thing where it's like, well, you don't know when it is. It's not going to sound great. I don't remember what my argument was. No, I'm already convinced. Look, no one knows when a baby.

People say it's third trimester, But we can't, the heartbeat, there's no lot. So, I mean, you have to say conception because, you know, there's no clocks in a pussy. There's no clocks in a pussy. You can't know. So we have to just keep it. It's got to, that would have been right up there with my body, my choice.

Right. No clocks in a pussy. No clocks in a pussy. I mean, what's the thing where they always said, like a, about like abortions like imagine if like Jonas Salk who made the vaccines

Oh right Yeah Or imagine if you were aborted Well I mean that's just You know what And no one's No one's threatening You know priests and like

I'm like rammed him into The lockers In the high school I went to That one time Yeah Um If I buy body check If you respond to the

Look I can kind of Sympathes with people Who respond to the like What if Jonah and Stalk was aborted. People who respond to what if you were aborted are the shittiest people. Oh, yeah.

Like, it's like, you really can't imagine this world without you. Like, that's how fucking important you are. When is you done? Like, do you. Did you invent time travel? Right. Are you Alon Musk?

Who does get a pet? Look, I mean, you like it or not. I mean, you can also say the same thing about, you know, Enzo Ferrari. I mean, not because he saves a world, but he made a car people drive. No, I think the world would be different without Alon Musk. and also Enzo Ferrari.

No, I think weirdly it should, the argument should count whether the person made a super great difference or if they were horrible. No, I think some people get to, this is why you don't make these arguments because you don't want to get into the weeds of like, well, you know,

did you earn the right to live? That's not how a society thrives when people have to, I mean, maybe it drives in different ways. You know, but it becomes much more like Sparta or Sparta. Ancient Sparta. or like Nazis right

Nazis do that too I feel like so but but yeah if someone said to Enzo Ferrari you know you wouldn't matter if you lived or not like those cars have curves cars have curves so I don't know look just just here's my thing

who gives a shit yeah like Jesus I don't get the whole Jesus day I like Jesus I don't disrespect. I think what he said was pretty cool. Like, just fucking stop boring about pork. Stop worrying about what this whore's doing and what that tax culture is up to. Just fucking be cool.

Now, I'm going to get a fucking nail in my fucking wrists for some reason, because you guys convince me I was God. I just think I'm saying, like, interesting things. Now I got, like, some of Judas over there convinced me, like, I'm going to get crucified. I don't think this is going to work out. But I don't understand, like, if it's a sin, then he'll go to hell. What is this busybody shit about sins? Oh, gay people.

So let him be gay. Yeah. I mean, if God cared about that shit, he would have done the pillar of salt again. Do you see any pillar of salt women around? Because he doesn't give a fuck. So even if it is a sin, why don't you worry about making money?

Why don't you worry about getting some pussy? why don't you worry about cars because cars are fucking nice Yeah right Like why do people care about other people's sins Jesus never said that shit He had He had fucking dinner with hookers

He like everyone hate tax collectors He's like I don't give a shit I'll fucking hang out with this guy He brought some guy like from the dead Apparently Yeah I mean he never said like And also fucking you know

Brownbeat people Yeah Maybe they are going to hell I don't know. If there's a hell, maybe people are going to ever getting abortions. The fuck you care. What's the point of going to heaven if everyone's getting there? Yeah.

People need to go to hell, don't they? Some people need to go to hell. You're terrible Christians. You're all trying to keep, like, everyone, like, there's no point of heaven if everyone's there. That's true. Let them go to hell and stop being a busy body and stop trying to suck me off. The exclusivity is the best part. of heaven yeah i mean you want you want to be sitting there next to like you know uh hitler yeah oh

hitler's here too everyone's here right before he shot himself in the head next to gerbils little kids he fucking uh said sorry well who gives this shit what's another what's another sin people worry about people are saying the gay rights things are going to be coming up next oh yeah do you think that's true i mean like well look i mean a very little bit i know I am a paralegal student by nature or trade or whatever. I never actually practiced. But I did read some people. It does seem to be based on completely different sets of like clauses or whatever in the Constitution.

Like, you know, was it Grimswold or whatever the fuck it's called, Gryffindorf? Whatever like the case was, that allowed gay marriage. Oh, okay, yeah. It had to do with the equal rights of something, I think. Or equal rights clause and due process. And Roe v. Wade's based on this right to privacy thing right yeah which is has always been a little bit tenuous and like subject to attack it's tricky it's like i've remember it was in peril people

have said like lawyers like well it's just objectively not good like case law like it was it was like overreaching and like based on kind of flimsy things yeah look at its best rovers is wade protected reproductive rights sometimes like it's like you know well for like a little time right yeah but it's like it can't necessarily with stand a wave of like, you know, just kind of tricky, like, Republican policies that are trying to kind of get around it. Like, you know, it's like, people were kind of poking holes. Probably could have.

I mean, look at, if we had the same court we had 10 years ago, I probably wouldn't have. That's true, yeah. But it's like, you know, yeah, that's true. I guess if a court is shitty enough, it can kind of overturn anything. That's the thing. It's like, I mean, this idea the Supreme Court is like, I mean, cut this shit. Oh, we're not political. Really?

they're the last thing trying to have integrity and you don't we really think Brett Kavanaugh is sitting there going on like I'm a I'm a judge I'm a jurist I'm just a I'm a jurist emperor I don't even know what's the point like don't these people want to go to Hawaii oh I got into

fucking I became a Supreme Court justice so I could overturn you feel are all dorks go on a sex tour you know like I don't understand what's like you know what drives these people to like uh to do these things one way or the other like what is chuck schumer's life i know he's like corrupt probably like everyone is but it's like he really is it's it just like

you surround i mean because the sentence not that nice is it Trump famously thought the white house was a dump like what's the point of all this right can't you i mean i guess it's people who can't get on big bank theory right that's the thing people that's what politics is politics is a bit of luxury or is a chance for a bit of luxury for people who can't be incredibly unfunny on sitcom because that's that that's a prestige class of people but the people who join Supreme Court they also want to go to Berlin for for a pretzel tour with beer and you know now they get afforded because they of citizens united because they took the bribe or whatever happens

what uh i want you lucy a little segment here i want you to speak to the little girl out there not in our apartment but you know metaphorically to the young girl in 20 what years is this 22 2020 what's a good age five years 10 years a girl who'll be 10 10 10 years what do you say this girl uh look Um, it's, this is one of those things we're like, I would hope it's not going to, like, impact you immediately because. That's why I said 10, a girl. Because you're 10, but you're saying she's going to be 10 and 10. Oh, whatever, we're 10 now. She's 10 now.

Point is she's entering in time when she can't just get a fucking abortion. Well, look, hopefully it won't, you know, come to that. You are 10. Well, who are you judging people of abortions now? They do for various reasons. But, uh, you know, it's like, uh, it's like, uh, it's. You know. I want a Hillary Clinton-esque, Hillary Clinton-esque kind of inspirational speech here.

Look, uh. Inspired this young girl. It is what it is. I mean, maybe you should move to Europe. I got this. I don't go. If you move to Europe, little girl, don't listen to her. Listen to me.

You at least have 14 weeks. Little girl, listen to me. You can be whatever you want to be. That's not true. As long as you, let me finish. As long as you. You ask your husband and what you want to do is cooking dinner or being a Supreme Court justice who restricts pregnancy rights, right? Yeah.

I didn't do much better than you. You used your rejected. I felt the need to like to counteract what you were saying. And it's spoiled with a nice thing. All right. Little girl. buy doge coin buy some doge

right yeah definitely get no get into crypto now if you want to if you if you ever if you think you'll ever maybe need an abortion get into doge I want an abortion buy some ethereum

I would love some kind of Ethereum some kind of nice Bitcoin-esque I would love to have the blockchain to fix this whole situation I would love for the Alon Musk to parachute in and be the...

I mean, because I feel like Alon Musk is doing what like Christian Bale was doing in Dark Night where he's pretending to be a playboy but he's really fighting you know, fighting this stuff down the scenes.

And he, but like, Alam, no one's really brought this up, but a lot of Musk seems like a dick. But this is exactly what he would do if he was Batman. He's acting like a phony dick, but then he's fucking getting into, into his little sex pods,

whatever, in his sex cape. Yeah. And going around and fighting for women's rights in the shadows. Does this mean that he's no longer an enemy of the show? No, I just, look, here's a problem. I was so far ahead of this. Everyone is, everything's must now. It's hard for me to like, I can, like, no one's going to, like, oh, you were ahead of the curve on this.

No one cares. And so it's like, yeah, I mean, I'm not, like, I was head. I didn't like Musk because he fucking called, you know, scuba, like, elite scuba divers, pedophiles. not because he fucking bought Twitter Yeah Anyway Thanks for tuning in Yeah

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