Kump - 114 - Rat Daddy

Episode Date: June 26, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss The Supreme Court, Rat Daddy, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your Kump Hand merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? I'm doing all right. Is this a day that bothers you or you have, you're not? happy right i would describe this day as bittersweet bitter sweet and the sweet the bitter is not

the bitter is that explain this the bitter we have a lot going on in the world right there's a lot of yeah it's like a big ball of yarn right yeah i'm trying to make an analogy here yeah this is something you can you can you can put on a clip it like on fox news right i'm like tucker carlson And the big ball of yarn theory by Kump. There's a lot of threads. Actually, is that how yarn works? I don't know. The Supreme Court's been busy this week.

Yes. They've been getting their fingers in a lot of pies. And a lot of, they're juicing a lot of candles. Am I right? Should we start with the good news or the bad news? What's the good news? We can officially start working on a gut. gun hand patent in New York?

For years I have been stifled. I have been kept from realizing my artistic and engineering promise, my capitalist vision of a gun hand because New York City has taken it upon themselves to interpret the Constitution however they see fit. You, they tried to say that you had to show. show to demonstrate cause for why you need a gun hand. Yeah. Why would you need to walk around to a fair city with a hand made of gun?

And we've been told, you know, why not just put a glove on the gun hand? But that's not going to work. The Constitution says, and I quote, the right to a gun hand shall not be infringed. Yeah. It doesn't say, it doesn't say, oh, from time. to time you need to fight your father and therefore guns you know it doesn't there's no qualifier if i you know i don't have to demonstrate that my dad deserved to have a gun hand waved in his face right okay i don't need to show that you know like you know my life was in danger when i robbed that 7-11 with my gun hand

yeah it doesn't matter you didn't come up with the idea for like for the gun hand so that only you know celebrities and former cops could have them. This is a people's hand. I don't even sell directly to cops because they are always trying to arrest me for selling gun hands. It's a very, it's actually, you know, it would be, I mean, you imagine if I just like, with the cops, like, advertised the cops by my illegal gun hands? Madness.

It would be madness, Lucy. But, uh, no, we're going to, things are in most. now I'm going to have the steel the initial steel rods bolt into my wrist as soon as next week but I guess other people are excited too because they get to carry regular guns like fucking amateurs enjoy that so are you excited we live in New York City yeah I mean not Manhattan is it okay for me to say I live in New York City but I live in Brooklyn it's still technically New York City but the most people think Manhattan.

I don't live in the bustling Manhattan burb. Oh, I think it's okay. I don't live in the burrow of dreams. The district of angels. All right? I live in the Brooklyn slop. But still. Still.

The same rules apply. We're metropolitan. I don't feel like it. Are you excited that now there'll be more people able to walk around you with guns I mean look do you feel safer I do look I think

we need more good guides of guns right that's what that's what Jesus said I mean look maybe it'll maybe it'll create a few more apartments with like thick with thicker wall like reasonably thick walls these walls are paper thin what landlord's doing that what he'll shoot themselves in their apartments

all the time no one's putting up new walls have you paid attention to like landlords in New York City? I'm just saying one of the arguments against guns in the city is that sounds too loud? Is this the sound pollution? No.

Someone shoots himself in the head with her gun hand. I got to tell you, last night my kid was shot about you're going to make it. And I couldn't get a lick of sleep. Because it woke me up. It woke me up. But what are your

dreams in regards to this? What are you envisioning? What's your, what's your dream board tell you i think um you know i think that a few more guns on the subway would maybe uh you you know i i guess i could see an upside to that right you want more guns yeah more guns on the subway no i'm like well okay but i've been on the subway i'm like you know what it is covered in piss and people are jerking off i mean look at all at all angles there's jerking off everywhere and there's like human shit

separate piles of it but I mean but credit where credit is due this is a perfect place for a gun I'm just saying maybe people wouldn't like linger around the door when I when the car

when the subway comes to a stop because you're gonna be waving the gun in the picture yeah maybe get away from the door I gotta get out late for work little loose you with a gun

are you gonna open carry or concealed carry maybe I guess you're not allowed to open carry it's concealed carry It seems like, you know, the open carry should be more legal because, you know, everyone knows they have a gun. But, you know, the big thing is concealed carries.

Right. I want you to approach me. I don't want you to know I have a gun. Right. I want you to have to guess. And I pull it from my weird custom. Excuse me, holster. I don't want a risk that you would de-escalate this conflict.

Should we rob that guy? with a gun or the guy who might have a gun it just I mean I guess it's arguments right because that that guy might shoot your gun right he might disarm you by shooting your gun can you do that I know people always like make like stupid liberal and like I'm not saying they're wrong when liberals why do you need the cop shoot the gun out of his hand and then you don't that's not a real thing that's not a real thing but that being said do you think certain criminal crackshot, crackshot criminals will shoot your gun if you have it, they don't have it concealed.

Ooh, it would be, I mean, it would be cool if New York City became more like justified, you know, like, it's so justified. Yeah, just, just Timothy Oliphant and his weird PTSD Army Ranger sniper friend going around, just daring criminals to draw down on them. Fun show. I mean, that would be interesting. Would be exciting, I guess. Do you envision, I mean, what happens when you shoot a gun?

It's still, it can still work probably? Oh, like my, the chrome on my gun is dented and the gold finish. I envision having gold chrome guns. And you've ruined the paint job of my gun. But can they still work? I wonder. Yeah. So that's why everything is concealed carry.

Put in your pocket and hide it forever. Put that in your pocket. Do you think people just going to walk around with guns in their pockets now? Like in the little fanny packs? Oh, probably. I mean, the people who live in Brooklyn probably would make it that lane.

Oh, like the neon, like those stupid soft hats, those neon soft hats, those green soft hats that have the visor flips up. What is that? It's like a marathon joggers hat. They ripped off of a dead person. Now they roam Brooklyn now with a fanny pack full of guns.

Yeah, I mean, I guess the Constitution doesn't say, you know, you can do anything. Right. Look, you have to look at the Constitution. Look, I'm not even sure you're allowed to be on this podcast because it's not in the Constitution. That's true. So we're just kind of playing with fire here. Any day now. Clarence Thomas might come in and say, bitches be off podcasts.

And then we're just, you know, you got to go. Because I'm not going to stand to defiant to the Supreme Court. never they're too powerful um too much for a coward yeah i think that brings us to the bad news well i mean it depends on some people might love it uh it's a great day to be uh unwanted fetus i guess yeah uh not so much a great day for women who want to control that bodily autonomy me a great day for dads who rape their daughters who want to give them a baby right yeah with the goal of giving them right i mean you know either way you think either way it was but now it's like you got to keep it not for everywhere some places you don't yeah it is amazing

how many places are like now we're not doing that exception though yeah it's amazing even one it means it's just something odd it's only a fraction of time it's like well let go yeah uh look i don't what are we going to say that we didn't say before it's uh i mean 20 years ago there were more republicans who were like yeah obviously in cases of like rape and incest i feel like i think most are still saying that right or is it i don't know it's crazy oh or most are saying medical still right yeah uh yeah but or but not all not all right right at least like i've seen it's twitter i don't know what twitter is for anymore yeah but i see these debates going back and forth and some people are saying like it seems like some of the laws like maybe don't say no medical exemption but they don't have a medical exemption

right they're not like prepared they don't literally say like if your life's in danger we won't give you one but there's no exemption so it's kind of yeah there's like effectively no abortion clinics so like I mean in that situation you need an abortion clinic or can't a doctor just you know cut you open fiddle around I'm just saying a life-threatening thing like what do you call those Entropic or endotopic? Yeah, when the fertilized egg gets stuck in the fallopian tubes. Can a doctor just kind of cut you and get inside you? Yeah.

I don't know if you need the abortion equipment for that, right? You can take out, you can't, you know, eliminate the egg, but you can take out the fallopian tubes if you want. Okay. I don't know that that's true. As long as you're hurting the woman, it's legal. that's welcome to America I mean you know some people are putting it out there

that you know they should be they should have open them abortion clinics on Native American reservations or Indian reservations okay and then which seems like an odd workaround yeah it seems weirdly aggressive towards the Native Americans like we're going to have our abortions here look I know we took your land

and we have all these treats he said we don't they don't mean them we don't give it shit get off the way but whatever now you're here but uh quick favor we need from you we're gonna put like a few dozen uh clinics here could we turn your uh lands into abortion 10 cities sacred sacred what does that mean sacred what does that mean sacred land what's that even mean and we're gonna do abortions here could we use some of your land

for a fetus landfill so oh man what your ancestor I don't understand no fetus

I mean I guess they I'm making it sound they don't speak English I see I guess that's a joke Yeah, but it's, um, what, what, you hate women? What, what do you? Can we cancel these people? Can we cancel Native Americans? They don't want to have abortions here.

I mean, Matt, oh, my God. You think it's probably, you think they'll do that? You think they'll cancel the Native Americans over this if they say no? Because I've seen some of them saying, like, please, this is, if we do this, well, it's our decision. Let's stop saying we should do it. And, like, I can see being like, you know, like, you said, like, hashtag, uh, native hate. But, like, usually native hate hate Native Americans because, uh, they won't. There's another standing rock, but it's just like, it's like Planned Parenthood

representatives with bulldozers. I mean, why if we just put them in the casinos? Because who? Look, you got to tell me the casino sacred? Yeah. If I'm a negotiator, it's like, you like, all right. So I'm, you're a Native American person. Yeah.

Is this appropriate? Should we get a real Native American person to play your part? I don't know. I can look. I'll, okay, let's just try it. Hey, we want to have abortions on your land. I don't know if that's going to, you know, sit well with the people who live here.

Like, it, you know, I mean, you're just coming to us when you want to, like, where is this going to go? Like, are you going to? I think it would be a little stuff. I mean, we did, like, give you your freedom. Didn't we? No, you did. We didn't. No, you took a budget for a land away

and they gave us this little reservation. And now you want to use it to store. We granted you reservation. No one else has reservations, do they? You see any other rates have reservations. Any other, name any other people who have reservations. Okay, look. It doesn't exist.

You can't do it. It's not possible. You're like privilege or something. Okay, look, well, this land is autonomous. It's ours. When women are killed here, like you don't send, you know, you don't use your resources to investigate it. So why should.

That does that. Let's say true. who go into the reservations? That's not true. I did, do you. No, no, a lot of the time they don't. Well, I mean, I've dealt with it at the morgue. I'm just saying a lot of the time they don't.

I had, I mean, I don't know what the legal, like, you know, jurisdictional crisis it was, but I've had the straight troopers who have to go in sometimes the reservation and there's murders and, I mean, I held bodies in my, I don't know. These bodies didn't exist, I were telling me? I'm just saying there are reservations on which, you know, it's a big issue. I don't know how it works. I, like, I am, I am, I mean, just. Glaringly ignorant

Anyway Look, I know you dealt with some death Sure But I think you're being a little naive About this So Anyway

I mean yeah But put them in the casino Who's next to the backerat table Because I mean That's the thing It's fine Can we get a cut? We want to cut of the money

Because we're putting You know We are kind of now we're going to have to spend some money to retrovert this building, so we want to kind of the casino to kind of offset that cause. No, it's crazy days. I mean, they said they would never happen.

People are accusing the Supreme Court disgusts of lying in their confirmation hearings. Oh, sure, yeah, because... It does seem like you didn't... Look, I support women's rights. But that'd be it.

set like I'm not taking the side of this but I'm saying it does seem like a strange since wait like it's like it's like if you say if you make it so that like that's your litmus test of course people do lie no yeah like of course they lie if it's gonna be like well we'll just we'll just like basically filibuster you if you don't say whatever well of course I mean what do you think you knew we all knew this is a federalist society existed we all knew This was like a scheme, right? Like to get the conservative. So like this idea that like, well, you say he's not going to do it.

Yeah. He said he's not going to do it. Look, the right would do a lot of things to gain and maintain power. But I don't think they would lie. Right. So it's just a little bit like, it's classic Democrats to be like, so you're telling me that they lied? Like that's your headline day.

And they lie. Yeah. It's like big. Nazi Germany or like or I guess like Stalinist Russia. Right. I mean like that. Fucking Hitler. We had a pact.

Motherfuck. Can you believe his gun? Can you believe his fucking God? He lied to us. Son of a bitch. Is there any way that gun hands could provide a solution to this issue? Well, look, I mean, whether you want it or not, hands are going to cost

some miscarriages. I mean, that's what I predict. I mean, I don't want that. We're working on it. But all, every doctor I talk to says it's like lead poisoning is like,

almost a certainty. Oh, really? Yeah, because you have like the bullets inside you basically, effectively and they leak into your blood. Not great for a baby. So, I mean,

I don't know if that's like a net positive or not. I mean, like now that people who don't, can't get abortions, won't be able to get them. Well, one of them can't get them. them, I don't know, like, how at, like, does the people who get abortions that they wanted and how, like, you know, effectively get them, does that outweigh the thousands of people of women

who will lose their babies, you know, who wanted the baby? I don't know. I don't know. I am. I'm just saying, could we, could we add a gadget to the pinky, maybe? Uh, add a pinky to the gun hand that maybe has a little vacuum on it? To do, to what, to shove more? lead inside you?

Yeah. Because there's only a ton of lead. I mean, this thing's got like, it's a big, it's got like a hundred bullets in there. And they're pure lead bullets. I made sure they were lead because I just, the, uh, I want, yeah, I got extra lead in the bullets. Uh, I don't know. That's sort of a loophole.

What? Uh, you know, the right can't afford to be seen. I need a loophole in case I get sued. So we got to figure that out. Yeah. Because honestly, I'm not excited about that. the Supreme Court going to protect me? Isn't my constitutional right to give people blood poisoning?

Look, I think if the bullets... I think we can get an agree to that. I think if the bullets in the gun hand kill people, then you're good. If the lead, if the lead in the bloodstream kills people, the lead is the bullets. Yeah. The bullets are the lead.

That's a great argument. You should try it. Bullets, we want bullets. It's America. We are all on board with... Bullets should kill people. Yeah. My gun hand didn't kill him.

The bullets did. That's nature. Nature has done its course. Welcome to America. Justice Kavanaugh. Um, what else is going on with any other, uh,

Roe related? It's a, it's a bold day. Can you agree on that? It's a bold day. Yeah. Bold. Bold.

Precedent. Well, I think... Precedent crushing. We used to say, I remember, like, growing up there would be Supreme Court cases and it would be like, this sets a bad precedent. Yeah. This is a dangerous precedent. Well, for other cases.

We're beyond precedents now. Well, look, I mean, look, that's the bad faith. I mean, look, there is the argument that, like, Roe wasn't a great jurisprudence case. I mean, if you look at an illegal thing, right? Like, it's just not... It was probably a stretch to begin with from a legal. point of view. I mean, they should have, you had 50 years, we should have

figured, you know, figured out, Democrats should have figured that way to, like, make it a law. Or get an amendment. Look, I hear that and I've said the same as well. I'm not saying that's why they did. I know, no. It was, it was kind of a flimsy house that you built this, or flimsy foundation you built the house on.

I get that. No, I've argued the same thing, but it's like, you know, you kind of have to deal with the hand you get, and like, that was the court case that gave a of people, right? It's like, I don't know, I don't know if today's the day when I'm going to say, like, oh, wasn't that struck?

Like, yeah, it's like, but. No, I'm not, I'm just making the point that, like, um, because the overall point, people are like, you know, is that like, if you're going to say, well, Preston doesn't matter. Well, look, they can strike, cases can be revisited. You know, Brown versus a board of events struck down, what was it, plus he versus Ferguson or whatever. Right. You can, like, I mean, that's just, like, it's what the court does.

Like, I mean, that's a, like, that's the court can function. it's not like precedent doesn't matter they just took a new yeah well look it doesn't matter except when it does I'm saying like except when it doesn't they don't have to follow their own precedent yeah lower courts

like lower courts are much more bound by starry decises which is a term for like following precedence I'm just saying like I think in the past you've definitely had like justices that cared more about the precedent set by the Supreme Court like sure oh no look I'm not yeah I mean it's just but sure

I mean, or whatever. Did they or did it align with their way of thinking? I mean, maybe. I just think. You're never going to know. These people are snake. Judges are all snakes. Judges are all like just very sneaky.

And they're going to, you know, they'll play poker with you and then fuck your wife. And my point is, you just never know. Like, they'll never show their hand until they're in a position of, you know, where they have power. Right. So it's like, Ruth Gainsburg didn't strike down in Roe. It was like, you know, it wasn't necessarily because she, I mean, she didn't think it was a good case.

But she didn't try to strike it down. Yeah. You know. So whatever. Any, what are we going to do? I mean, what do you want to do? Yeah.

I'm with you. I'm on your side here. I want you to get Rovers as Wade put bag in a plane. I'm working on it. All right. I would, I was asking you earlier, I was like, should we, like, protest or something? And you were like, I don't know, do you want to protest?

And I was like, no. I mean, do you want to protest? You want to spend 40 years getting a, you know, like a secret cabal of judges and, you know, like into the mainstream. Right. I don't know. I mean, they did look at the United Republicans. They did a good job. They were good.

They had this whole, usually these secret societies don't, you know, always work. Right. Well, I guess they do. I guess the world's governed by them. But whatever. So another win for the secret societies. I guess the federal society isn't secret. No.

Can you just go? Is there a building for the federal system? The federal society, if no one knows, or anyone doesn't know, it's just like this, what was it? Like an organization that conservative started just to kind of, I guess, like, highlight conservatively, you know, put them in their bosom, these judges,

these lawyers, to kind of recruit them to become judges. Yeah. Over the past. Whatever. I mean, is there a liberal version? I'm sure. The liberal version is probably just some weird

shitty house in the valley near L.A. with a bad pool. I don't know. Kidney shape pool. Yeah, you don't want a kidney shape pool. You want it to be square. Square is a class here. Yeah.

That's why we lost the court. Anyway, you were telling me, about this raid yes there's a raid there's a raid that happened the FBI sees 25 paintings from the Orlando Museum's Basquiat is that how you pronounce it Vasquiat from that exhibit yes jean michel basquiat basquiat basquiat yesquiat yesquiat no peskyat I need you to get this right Basquiat Basquiat

Pronounce correctly please Brett Kavanaugh Yeah I don't know Basque I mean People always talk about Baskiat And like Is he good at painting I never seen his paintings

I don't know I didn't show up in the documentaries I watched No I wouldn't recognize one But apparently these are all fraud I'm sure he is good I said they're good You said no

Let's not go that far They probably are decent. Look, if they can be this easily confused with frauds, they can't be that great. Oh, is that what happened to was frauds? Yeah, they're like, they're, they're fakes, right? Oh, I thought they were stolen. Oh, maybe they are. I don't know.

Tell me the story. I spent so much time saying Baskillat. I don't know. The FBI sees two dozen paintings from Jean-Michel Baskillet from a Jean-Michel Baskill at the Orlando Museum of Art. amid an investigation into possible fraud. The vet alleged the court papers, in court papers that it was uncovered false information related to the alleged prior ownership of the paintings

and attempts to sell the paintings using false provenance. Okay, so I guess they were stolen. It would be funny, it was old on my pegsy. And he's like, oh, you discovered my newest prank. I'm like, what? I've been selling these fake baskiots. It's like, how's that prank? Right.

He's just, I'm doing a Banksy thing. It's me, I'm Banksy, look. I'm selling art that isn't really under false pretenses. I'm a genius. Okay, a spokeswoman for the museum. Do they come in with guns? Do you think they came in with like AR 15, where they use? They don't use AR-15s, I guess.

They're just shooting at paintings. And children. Yeah. Some kids were going to seven up getting fucking murked. Sorry, kid. A spokeswoman for the museum said Friday that it had compiled with a request from the FBI for access to its heroes and monsters exhibit. And that the exhibit was now in the FBI's possession. Quote, it is important to know that we still have not been led to believe the museum has been or is the subject of any investigation.

Put these people in jail. Yeah. Put them in jail. Museum curators need to be held accountable. I'm sick of them just running around telling me that my paintings don't belong in their, in their museums. And I can't piss on the wall. And I'm not allowed to bring in a churro. And, you know, and like, you know, put that down.

I'm sick of it. These people need to be too much or too long. These museum people, they're in on it. You know they're in on it. Oh, yeah, probably. The art world is like, look, I do think Monet was good. And like those impressionist guys, right? And bad, is that basket?

I'm looking at. It was a fake basket. Yeah, this is called Untitled. Is it him or not? Self-portrait or Crown Face 2. Yeah. Looks good. It was cool.

I mean, you know, it doesn't seem as a... I think Monet was better. But I like this. But the point is, it's like, but most, like, all the stuff that... Like Jackson Pollock? Right. Jackson Pollock?

I mean, that guy, first of one, wasn't he a CIA operative? And he's just like a guy who was like, you know, hey, like we need you to go like infiltrate these like weird art people, like Lou Reed or whoever. And he's like, what's my cover? You're a painting artist. He's like, well, I don't paint. He's like, dump some paint on the canvas and just if anyone questions it, tell him they're a cop. say you're a fucking cop he's like you want to say what

the guys are snorting codeine and uh guess that's the CIA works they don't like they're not nerds right one thing you can say about the CIA is they're not nerds right so they're not going to like

plan stuff properly they're not going to like teach him out of paint he's like when Kermit Roosevelt went over to you know topple the Iranian government they got like circus people to start riots and they didn't like spend like a year sewing discord they got a bunch of strong men just started hitting walls right the CIA is just they're not dorks they this

they do coke and they party and then the last second they're like lara let's just burn this fucker down so app it was like should i like learn you know you want to get like a guy like a despite uh how about basketball teaches me on the paint he's like no I don't know if they're contemporaries. I have no idea when Baskett lived. But, you know, someone could teach him to paint. And they're like, no, you're going to just jump paint in the wall. Say it's art.

They love it. I just started bashing his own head into the wall. He's just coked out. Anyway, what are we saying? Oh, it's a Baskillat. But they lie. I mean, you know all these artists are just like modern day artists. It's all crap.

What's pulling my head, though? and uh yeah you don't agree with me you think all the paintings are great i think these are beautiful i think well that's basque i'm not saying baskiot this piece this piece of cardboard moves me oh is that really a piece of art no i think this is just the back of something that's trash wait they bought a painting that was on cardboard

is that what basquiat did it looks like cardboard yeah that's not an archival i mean look i am all four sticking into the man but sir the canvas balli of canvas boards is that's supposed to be like acid free or something it's like when you buy those plastic bags of comic books it's so that your little Batman comic doesn't get covered in acid because it's acid and plastic

and it gets all over the Batman's you need acid free bags and there's certain kind of cardboard this motherfucker just painting on the back of a UPS box it's just going to last 50 years maybe it has I don't know again I know very little

about this and I'm not going to learn tell me more secrets about this um okay i mean this is all just we squeeze this one yeah well maybe the owners of the paintings and the Orlando museum's director and chief executive aaron de Groft have all maintained that the works are genuine not immediately returned a request for comment about the seizure of the paintings

yeah they're all in on this yeah yeah no i'm like this is all the scam yeah thanks he fucking the guy from a with a doctor doctor boganzo doctor brainwash

dr brainwash from the next to the gift shop yeah he's just fucking he's just like it's he owns one of the stock of the company this shell company they created it's all

you should watch it for fake is Norse and Wells I don't know what you call it's like a mix between documentary and narrative sort of it's very weird but it's all a lot of it revolves around this named Amir the Horre, who was a renowned art forger.

Do I understand it? Like, I don't always know art forgery was like, oh, here's a Mona Lisa. I'll copy it. Which just seems like how, even if you're good, like, there's a record. But no, the whole idea of art forgery is to be able to paint in the style of the guy. So you can kind of be like, hey, look what my grandpa found in the attic or whatever. Right. And he would do that.

And he would do matises and whatever, Matisse. and stuff like that. Renoir's made, I don't know, usually. I mean, according to, Orson Wells was a big liar, too. Even admits it. So was it me or the hooray, even that good of a forger? I don't know. But the point is, watch the documentary.

This reminds me of it. You ever seen it? No, I never seen it. Then we start watching it, and you were like, I can't watch this. Orson Wells is just a fucking fat maniac. It is, it's very self-indulgent, but it's brilliant. It pioneered the MTV style of everything He is just a very weird narrator

Because he like appears in the documentary He's a narrator He comes in like a 90 miles an hour As a goddamn magician Just fucking playing coin tricks As a kid He has a weird way of trying to eye fuck you Through the screen

And he's sexy Just say he's sexy Just say you wanna fuck Gorsom Wells It's fine You wouldn't abort his baby I'll tell you that much Because he'd punch you in the face He would have no problem in women

That's my prediction I miss Rosterwell's though He was a cute guy Was he really Did he really be women? I don't know I don't I mean look

Would you be surprised If he gave a couple Slaps every day and then He didn't seem to have Like the energy Like Look towards the end He was very

Into the wine And not moving And being a fucking You know Yeah But I was Think of all the people Who Me Too right

Yeah I mean I don't I want to say Most weren't but like just the ones we definitely don't even doubt right right you're telling me like a lot of those people you you you weren't even like you you weren't a little surprised just plenty of people you're like oh really you really thought charlie rose was a perv I didn't think he wasn't you're you more surprised you'd be more surprised to find out that Orson wells lightly slapped women

sometimes but then Charlie Rose apparently regularly We're like have interns bring him his briefcase as an apartment and open the door and naked was dong hanging out. I'm not saying that Orson Wells. That's you, I'm saying that seems more, that's more of what you had in mind for Charlie Rose than what you had for Rosen Wells. That seems crazy to me. I'm not saying I ruled it out. I don't know. Like just on a superficial level, like, Gorson Wells seems more just like a regular drunk.

And like Charlie Rose is kind of a creepy like Cripkeeper vibe that I could see. Oh, he was so, he was so engaging. The Cripkeeper is no one near that engaging. The Cripkeeper could never talk to Donald Rumsfeld for like an hour. And push back. He pushed back. People don't get crazy. Oh, he would just move these people.

He would push back. He would ask hard questions. Yeah, he's not going for the throat every time. But he's getting more than you would normally have. The Crip Keeper is just like, whee-ha! He's very one-dimensional. The aesthetic impression you get of a person isn't always fair. But, like, I could see him sleeping in a coffin.

and showing his dick to women. I'm not saying it never crossed my mind. But, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what. Oh, he's just, Orson Wells is just a drunk. I mean, yeah, well, drunk guys, you know, that happens. Yeah. Like, like, I don't remember the king in Radio Flyer being like, well, I'm 100, here's my 100, here's my three months sober chip.

Now let me beat up my stepson. I mean, he drank a lot. That seemed to be the thing. I'm not saying you blame the alcohol, but, you know. I was just Take a personal inventory I hit my son And and while I was doing that

I made a mess Right Yeah Radio Flyer I'm saying I could see Orson Wells Being absent Like being like You know

Emotionally absent Right From his woman And his woman's like Why don't you touch me And he's just swirling brandy And staring into a fire And imagining like

All of the great works he's going to make I mean You envision, yeah, I mean, I don't think, I think he had new women because I think he paid him. Yeah. Oh, really? I'm sure he had girlfriends. But, you know, he was, when you're a man with the corpial pleasures, a lot of time, he at that point, he let himself go. I don't, like, he, I'm sure he fucked, uh, plenty in his day above board, right?

He was a beautiful guy, right? Yeah. He was a good looking guy, right? He was a little odd looking, but a good-looking guy. You tell me he wasn't good-looking young. he was good looking all right so i'm saying he could lay pipe yeah i'm sure he could but as he's older he's 70 year old man doing pee commercials mrs swans with peas right i'm saying he wasn't above paying a woman probably to like you know flate his balls while he drank some fucking

Krug Chateau Come Welcome to America Was he American? He was British? Yeah, I think so He was British? Yeah, no, he was American

He said a transatlantic thing going on Hello? Hello, dear. That's not how he sounded, but He had more of a thing like this. Hello, Lucy. Welcome to the come podcast i'm so glad you could be here sorry about rovers wade thank you orson that's it

that's kind of you it's an indelible day for women's rights well orson you know it's not just women i believe life begins at five years old well that's a little late anything before that's fair games or mr well Oh, my God. You're saying, you're saying, he's just aborting him. Yeah. No, I'm not saying he's like a pedophile. I have no reason to think that.

Just, just murdering, yeah. But more like I have, just the murder of toddlers. Well, I mean, an abortion of toddlers. And his, like, he's making the case. He's not, I'm not saying he's right. That's the case he's making. It's our, you know, responsibility to push back on Orson Wells when he tries to do that. You know, that's where democracy works.

Yeah. And when Orson Wells uses such exclusive language. I paid for this woman, whatever. She's not my cockyne. It's a good impression.

I'm trying to get better in impressions. No, I think that's a good start. Thank you. I'm losing it. Whenever I hit an impression, it lasts for like a minute and most.

I've already lost the impression. So he doesn't sign this name. Whatever it was. Anyway. You know, I came up a new name for myself this week. Yeah, I know you did. Should I say or should you say it? I think you should say it.

What's my name? What's my name, Lucy? You're rat daddy. I'm rat daddy. Now, where did this come from? I have no idea. From what alter ego. is this

do you remember I don't remember it doesn't matter where specifically it can't it doesn't matter when we decided it denotes a certain

level of confidence that I have in myself I think what subconscious urges or forces are being represented by this

alter ego of yours the rat daddy the rat I don't know I just I feel like it's just my id yeah I feel like it's just

who I want you know it's kind of like gun hand it's just it's just It's like me yelling at the guy that I'm going to shoot myself in this front yard. It's just, it's the things I create to get through life. And Rat Daddy is one of them.

I'm the Rat Daddy. I'm just imagining. Have you ever seen one of those like old videos from the 1950s that it's like a psychiatrist treating a patient who's been diagnosed with like multiple personality or something? I'm just imagining you in one of those videos. I mean, you'd be a psychiatrist. So when does, when does Rat Daddy come out? out to play.

Yeah, maybe when I'm not feeling particularly confident in my, my, uh, my manhood. And what does a rat daddy do for you in those moments of despair? He lays pipe. He's just a guy who lays pipe and does nothing bother him. He's great. I love rat daddy. What do you mean by lay? Are you referring to sexual prowess?

yeah he just really he really knows where to put it he knows where you know how long to put it there I sometimes struggle with yeah you know I'm sure you've been there ma'am you know I'm not I'm not sure what you mean I mean I mean yeah just how long this thing goes to be in there

and like do I shake around what's in there but rat daddy knows rat daddy's got the answers rat daddy just fucking he doesn't ask questions I mean, I must say He's a big thing with him But he doesn't ask how to do it Don't get it wrong

Rat Daddy's a consent boy But he's not asking You know Oh, which hole He knows Yeah Yeah Rat daddy already knew

There was a hole for pee That wasn't just part of the vagina I wasn't I was a little surprised But Rat Daddy always knew right daddy and then it just fades out and a title comes on screen

and it's like the patient the patient was found dead in his apartment weeks later apparently dead after trying to graft a gun to his hand yeah honestly this could be there should be a cartoon of Kump

yeah it's the right It's just the many, the many worlds of cump. The many, the many Orson Wells of Cump, I don't know. There's Orson Well's character. There's the rat daddy character. There's the gun hand character. There's the LeBron James coach character who coaches LeBron James.

And no one else. And threatens his family. Yeah. And no one else. Yeah. Oh, no, LeBron James' personal coach. Yeah, who threatens his family. That's a classic one.

Go back. and watch the coach comp people ask me like bring up old stories like i don't know where's gunhand there's never called if you if you're wondering about where to find this people have messaged me on like twitter or whatever like can you talk about old stories and we'll try but it's like i couldn't find the episode it's called raymond gunhand i mean it's it's from last year but i mean it's not like it was called, like, you know, the Codex of Superion. Right. It's Raymond Gunhand.

You know what you got to do here? I always wait at the end of the episode for this. Yeah. Like and subscribe the damn video, please. You love it. You want it. Even if you don't, we need it. We need it to thrive.

And also come check out our Patreon. Yeah. It's next year episode every week for five bucks a month. That's not bad. And they're great episode. great episodes so we always say at the end but you know what people are you know this time we wait I make sure they say it up front of the 45 minute mark yeah I'm just so excited to talk to you people I forget to say it so excited to get to my takes um but yeah orson wells what we're talking about

we even gunhand oh Miranda rights does a whole thing with that oh really yeah apparently uh people are saying Well, cops don't have to... So basically, you can't sue a cop now. There's no Supreme Court goody. Oh, good. You can't sue a cop if they don't read Miranda rights. It's still not admissible, right? But you can't sue the cops.

So, you know, Supreme Court, they'll get a little spicy sometimes. But some of their decisions, they like to be playful. Yeah. Like, well, you know, just no more suing cops. But they still have to read your rights where they can't... Whatever. So if they paraly. You don't have to go into jail if they don't read your rights to you.

But you can't get a wheelchair. Your family can buy you one, I guess. Right. But we're not giving it to you. Get out of here. Thoughts? Thoughts? Thoughts?

Well, that seems bad. It seems like you should be able to sue cops if they paralyze you and don't read you. Well, I don't know what paralyzing the person has to do with it. But I think they should probably have to read you. I don't know where you're getting that from. But I wrote, just no doubt. I don't want, there's not a quote from me. There was something I wrote down, maybe something you said.

I don't want to fuck cats or nothing, but this cat has an ass. Huh. I think I was telling you, I think I was watching my brother's cats this week while they were away. And I was telling you the cat had that. Is that what happened? I don't think, I don't, just try not to say anything to, self-incriminating. Well, no.

No, actually it wasn't about them. You went to the apartment, you fed the cats, and you left. That's our story. No, I remember now, but I don't want to say it. I think we were role-playing

a little bit as you was a cat. And then the idea of, like, just started spreading. I told you I was writing this down for the show. Don't act like I brought this up out of nowhere. I'm like, I write this down. I'm like, the show works sometimes we think it's going to be gold and then we go well where is that what is that

sense mean i just want to point out that i was not present for the feeding of the cats i was asleep i pet those cats i have pictures documenting everything good at the cats if i were you i wouldn't even admit to touching them i well you you would be some cruel mix mixing of nature and not pet them they need pets i didn't fuck cats get the fuck out here get the fuck daddy rat daddy doesn't need He's got plenty of rats On our Patreon episode, by the way I forget, we had to come up We were talking about cartoons

Yeah Do you remember why? It doesn't matter I was trying to remember the name of a cartoon And I was saying it was like a black kid A little kid bald Oh right, yeah And I couldn't think of the name And I had you Googling like POC

cartoon characters and like I was a kid calling Callie I just want to put that to anyone on the Patreon who was listening I did stop school and discover it was Kaiu and he's a very very white boy so I don't know why I remember him being POC

black or whatever you know African American yeah but that was fun just a notably white cartoon I spent 15 minutes just yelling at you like just go find this Cali find this Callie find this Callie boy I even know what point we were trying to

to make. Someone even commented, like, I hope he's not talking about Kyloos. Cayu. Yeah. And it was. Yeah. So, enjoy that. That was how we celebrated Juneteenth.

Oh, yeah, Juneteenth. Oh, okay, there's a Juneteenth episodes, right. It's so, it's such a mixture of emotions. You got June Teeth and then the row and then the guns. What is it? Oh, you have a story about a. thing yeah it wouldn't it wouldn't be a supreme court ruling if the celebs yeah we need celebrity's a way in i need i need my imagine moment uh people uh you want you want to hear what billy

ilish had to say about this billy she's the one who goes i'm the bad girl gonna fucking dad girl stick it in my rat curl yes i like the rat king i'm a big girl never eating toe curl stick it in my no hurl that's the radio safe version yeah

fuck fuck you dad she had some words at glass and berry my Jesus that glass and berry that's a place where the chemical brother's played

Scotland right yeah well it's also where Billy Eilish plays oh I prefer the chemical brothers you know you knew that when you met me so what does Eilish say What did she say about abortions?

Like, you know, they shouldn't be an incest. I think like, well, fuck you dad. Well, I guess that wouldn't be incest, right? It's your dad. Yeah, I wouldn't be her dad. Yeah, good point. She said, today is a really dark day for women in the U.S., bigot. I'm calling her a bigot there.

And I'm just going to say that, because I can't bear to think about it any, longer in this moment. This song is dedicated to that, I guess. Inspiring. Strong words. Wait, repeat that, please. Today is a really dark day for women in the U.S., and I'm just going to say that,

because I can't think, I can't bear to think about it any longer in this moment. This song is dedicated to that, I guess. It's a good thing that you're not an artist who has to, like, you know, take this energy or this unspoken thing and put it into words. Yeah. you're not that person thank god you don't have that job and thank god you're not paid a lot

money to do it because you know god forbid you have to like you know articulate anything besides one of the fuck someone's dad it would be great if she was like this song is dedicated to that it's called ass fuck i mean that be appropriate yeah true yeah ass fuck not in my pussy schmuck i'm a big driver truck oh put it in my ass That's right, because the Supreme Court's not right. Woo. I know she doesn't do that, but everything is, woo, right? What?

Woo, like, you know, yeah. Who are you? Like an angel. Voice like an angel. Thank you. Phoebe Bridgers also had something to say. Who is it? I mean, this came up before in the show, right?

I don't know who the hell just Phoebe Bridgers is. I like. Phoebe Bridgers? Yeah, Britain, yeah. It really, she just changes. Like, look, people, I'm not one of these people who think people should change your name because it sounds too Jewish or too ethnic or, like, you know, too Italian. Yeah. That shouldn't be.

But, like, Bridgers should just be bridges. Yeah. Bridgers is not a thing. What's the Bridger? Bridgers. Just making bridges. Yeah, it's not, it doesn't roll off the tongue. No, Phoebe Bridgers.

Like, like, is it kind of a, a Nicholas Coppola situation, like a Nicholas K. which she actually is like Jeff Bridges's son or daughter I get or whatever and she didn't want to get credit for it so she changed the Bridgers she just had one letter what is her big song um she did emotion sickness she did Kyoto I don't like these songs I like Phoebe Bridgers I don't know if I do or don't yeah I didn't hurt them what would you do uh she said fuck that shit what really yeah fuck America and all these irrelevant old motherfuckers trying to tell us what to do with our fucking bodies. Fuck it.

I actually think that's better. It's better than, look, this is bad. There's a little emotion behind it. Look, this is bad, I guess, and I'm not sure. I don't want to think. So I guess this is something, whatever. Yeah. It's better than that.

Yeah. It's still, look, and there's definitely a place for that. And I'm not saying anyone has to be Dr. King because he was good. Yeah. He was really good. But I feel like he'd have a better line. Right. Oh, he would definitely have a better response.

Who, like, has any woman had a great, like, who is the de facto woman with the great lines? You're putting me on the spot here. Maybe you could do it. Maybe it's could be you. You just be your whole thing. When the dark night rises. Wait, why is just too bad at him?

it would be great if I became like the foremost speaker on abortion rights and I'm just but everything I say is just a quote from Batman we button down the forest never it's all this Alfred quotes we're not scared of thugs like you what do we do when we fall down we cry for help what's the point of doing so many bloody push-ups and you can't even lift a bloody lock what would be you Bridgers

oh that's what she says yeah that's fuck this shit yeah yo scratch that noise I don't believe in I'm Phoebe Bridgers daughter of Jeff Lubbowski and I'm just here to say that

that Supreme Court Jazz, that ain't it, son. That ain't it. Do better. Bridges out. This ain't it, Chief. Let us have abortions on your land. And then she does her cover of

A little bit of Jessica on my mind. A little bit of Tina with some wine. A little bit of June. And then she did that song? That she did my number number five? She should really close her set with Mama Number 5. A little bit of Dallas in my ass. A little bit of Phoenix with the grass.

Whatever that happens. Bapoo, Bapoo, Bavoo. Phoebe Bridgers and how were you? Um, was there a riot or something? I don't think there's been any riots. I thought you were telling you some bad Glass and Bearer or something. No, it's just that some people.

spoke at Glastonbury it's a oh it's a festival yeah it's a music festival the chemical brothers didn't play there you know why it COVID really yeah I saw that on Instagram they're like we're sorry we couldn't play this castle I was like what apparently they're playing at the castle in England or Scotland or whatever they're tech no boys they don't look what you think they'll live in the castle whatever I think they could Godspeed to them I wish you think they are what's a look at their net words I'm sure there are castles that you don't have to be rich to afford. I mean,

dilapidated castles. Chemical Brothers Network. Because things are always accurate. What do you guess? What their net worth is? Yeah. $10 million. Includes since.

Net. There we go. $22 million. Okay. Isn't that for all. So it's like 11 each. I wish I could play some but it will be copyright struck

and you know hopefully they don't remove me because of Phoebe Bridger's songs I say yeah I mean what it is kind of weird that they include them both like like they're married or something

who the two brothers now yeah I mean I mean look the guy right in Google doesn't like know they're actually not brothers Oh, they're not actually brothers? No, they're not really at all.

It's false advertising. Tom Simmons and Ed Rowland. Ed Rowland and Tom Simmons. I don't know. Rad Daddy. Part of the appeal to them is like, you imagine them. Oh, we passed gun control legislation. Or the Senate did.

Or did they pass it? I don't know. People are very upset because we're going to have red flag laws. Do you think we should be red flag people? Yeah, look, I think that if, somebody's, it does seem like there's a... Well, if people don't like this podcast episode and they decide the red flag us,

and we can't have guns anymore. I mean, that has a world you want to live in? The arbitrary world that you have donned dawned to the deemed worthy to create? I mean, look, I don't think maybe podcast

listeners should be a relationship that counts under red flag laws. What do you mean? I mean, I don't think it is. I think it's more for like boyfriends and stuff, right? What, if you, if you hurt me, I can red flag you. Yeah. If you, if you fucking thing, you better be careful because I'm going to red flag your ass. No gun for you.

I mean, is this going to become a thing? Like, if you don't, you better buy me that fucking ring or I'm a red flag your ass, you a little packet of a fucking scumbag. You fucking, you better take me out of nice dinners or I'm fucking red flag you. If you don't fuck me going out of a red flag you. Look, if you're your. Imagine getting a fuck And the guy doesn't hit your G spot

So you just red flag him This is what this is what conservatives are afraid of I don't are they wrong I don't know I don't want to live in that world I think you should be able to red flag your boyfriend If he doesn't make you come I'll go on the view and say that today

What if you're just in a bad mood You don't want to come Because that's why I really happen sometimes Oh You're too busy going Oh, bored I'm tired You weren't tired

You were just fucking dancing two seconds ago and you asked to have sex and now we're just like oh this doesn't happen yeah but you know I'm just saying some women like I never come they say that on Twitter right they brag about it I watch these women brag about not coming not every woman I see the best minds of my generation brag about not coming not every woman has a rad daddy okay look everyone they may not have it but they need it. No, it's not my infant. Look, that sounds, I'm not,

rat daddy's taken. You find your own rat daddy. You find your own rat daddy. And if he's calling himself rat daddy, I'm going to find him. That's my thing. Yeah. So where we go from here?

You mean with a gun control? I don't know. Just America. Should we ban a lunch? Maybe we could ban lunch. We should do, yeah. Get breakfast and dinner, that should be plenty. Maybe you eat a few peanuts during the day if you're peckish.

Right. Yeah. Get rid of lunch, I feel like that would solve like so, like obesity, money. Sure. Time. Some kids might die anyway, whatever. I mean, like, I don't know. Yeah

I think that's a good law Yeah No lunch How would you enforce it They just cops just start shooting kids Yeah Yeah You know

You have the SWAT teams That just kicked down your door around noon And if you're actually gonna do something in this case And not just sit around waiting You know while I'm eating like this kid's eating lunch This kid that already ate two hours ago You just sat around doing nothing I thought you were a SWAT

team you sat around and waited while you're going to need a big network of informants uh no i'm talking about these at the end of the day if these cops like these uvaldi cops it doesn't matter that's true someone needs to go in and breach the door this kid just has been eating egg salad for hours and you did nothing we need to I mean that's also where the crack shots would come in handy crackshot cops you hashtag crackshot cops yeah Shoot the empanada out of their hand. Oh, right.

We did bring them up. Yeah, I agree. Look, there's still a future. Is it? I mean, the sun's burning. Yeah. Didn't you say Greta Dumburg was at this festival? Yeah, she was too.

What was she doing? Just, I don't know. She really fell off. Yeah, she, I don't know. She hit a wall. I mean, I love how we, like, we're all surprised with some 12-year-old yelling had to realize that, like, doesn't work.

Wait, but I yelled at them Yeah I shamed these corporate lobbyists I shamed these frontmen For like giant special interests I shamed them publicly Right This was my Angus moment

The coming of age from Angus Yeah does he do that Or my legally blonde moment Is that an example? Yeah, that was my legally blonde Why didn't this work? Why didn't they say the planet shame on you for not being shamed you should listen to come podcast and subscribe to the

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