Kump - 121 - Biden Ripped Us Off

Episode Date: September 3, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss Biden's big speech that ripped them off. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Kump. Not Biden. Right? We have a show. I don't know how many of you watch, some of you listen. But I feel like our look has been ripped off stolen in the night like the Lindberg

baby by a very prominent man, a man elected, a man wounded in the head with many, many years of age and questionable ethics. Mr. Joe Biden has stolen from me and my kin. These looks are very similar. He is, look, obviously, and it goes about saying, it's not surprising, Joe Biden's a fan of Kump. That doesn't mean Kump's a fan of Joe Biden, per se. He listens.

He listens. He has people, at the very least, listen to our show. I know this for a fact. I know this to be true. I'm not speaking at a school here. am i even that impressed all right uh we're not the only podcast that he listens to and keeps track of but i know for a fact that biden knows about gunhand knows about the wine princess bitch knows about what else do we have as things we say um knows about uh a numb butter

numb butter he's aware of all these things he's sneaking peek he's trying and every i i have a feeling he wanted to use numb butter for the for the campaign but then you know his advisors said what are you talking about this podcast you listen to is a couple of lunatics no no no no there's no practical purpose of putting a numbing agent onto a bleacher during a speech people you know people aren't going to leave you're the president of the united states like i said he wasn't but still he wanted to put numb butter on the bleachers during the convention yeah the democratic convention Next thing you know, he's going to be wheeling out a chocolate duck at Thanksgiving. He's going to come to the funeral of a great head of state, perhaps a king, perhaps a president of a different country, and present the grieving wife with a comp's original chocolate duck.

If you don't get that reference, you have to check out of our Patreon. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to gatekeep here, but I can't keep track of what's in one part, once in another. I'm going to reference the paid thing. And it's not there to make you feel like the other. All right. But yes, what is, so is this speech, Joe Biden is given a speech? Yes. Is this speech?

And we'll get to how he's ripped us off. You'll see it immediately if you already know. It's aesthetic, which some people are questioning. I'm only questioning his rightful use of it. Not so much, you know, but the, some people are saying it's, it's a little not it's well this ain't it i think that people who hate maga people think it's a great success let's not but let's not let's not let's not let's not we're gonna tease what this is about look i i i kind of part of me actually wonders if if in listening to comp which he

definitely does of course and we know for a fact he does president biden uh maybe heard you talking about how much better he was when he was talking about buying shotguns and stuff true and decided to ramp up rhetoric a little bit i mean all right well but let's let's bring up this speech uh because i you make a point and i'm going to refute it immediately through no fault of yours just just i think i think you have rose-colored glasses about biden because you haven't listened to him in the past two minutes you're you're slightly forget what he sounds like fair enough uh all right here we go i mean first of all this looks fake you can play the thing like play they're walking up

I don't know where they are there's bricks Independence Hall I guess is this the tomb of the lush soldier that's an Arlington unfortunately I would love to have him speak out of it this is this looking I mean I know it might be a lighting issue the unknown soldier I mean yeah he's out lost

well his his identity is lost the time this looks completely this looks like it was they were like in a bunker Jill Jill needs to get with the fucking program first of all this like light this this light springy jacket does not go with this intense color scheme that somebody obviously worked very hard on what do you want her to wear you want her to wear like bondage clips yeah okay

i don't think that's too much to ask no i i i just said something and i can't back it up what is a bondage clip i don't know i don't think those actually exist to be yeah what are you talking about the nipple clamps no just uh i imagine when you're a bondage person there's just clips that like make certain things I don't know I'm being very intuitive I feel like and and I imagine when you're into bondage and you do the whole I show up to the supermarket with a dilder on my ass there's probably clips that hold the the underwear back from the dildop whatever you know I'm not I'm not make I don't know how this works I think there are maybe safety pins involved or something well I'm saying look if I was a person who did that I wouldn't want safety pins

in my hands you know we should maybe start marketing to these people who's going to I mean, whatever. But yeah, you know who could dress up? What should she dress like? Honestly, Melania could probably dress up for a color scheme like this. Melania. She would pick, you know. Oh, last first lady.

Yeah, yeah. She would pick something, something dark. You don't you say First Lady Trump or. You just call her. You just call her Maloney. Who says first lady anything anymore? I don't know. It's a good point.

First Lady Michelle. I want, I wanted you put a little respect on Melania Trump's name. All right. Don't, don't don't be, don't be, uh, Don't be getting fresh. I'm paying her a compliment. I'm saying that she would be dressed for the occasion here. She would be in some,

she would be in bold like black and red lines. She'd be dressed as Baphimette, which would look appropriate in his background. But, uh, sure. All right. So Jill's just wearing like a, like a jean jacket, like Cameron Esposito or something.

Yeah, no, that's nonsense. All right, Joe, give a little kiss. This is so weird. my fellow america oh god i mean this is going to be one of the most like important speech like not important but like this seems unprecedented this speech oh for sure yeah i mean they're liking it to something fDR did but that's still a while ago right uh it's a forceful refutation i guess of what he thinks is you know magma mega mega republicanism and it just starts out hi it feels intentional at this point right you were walking up that long like hallway just

not coughing at all and then the second you get to the podium you're coughing all over the place right what was that is that your quiz nose pizzas ready I don't know what that is um all right go ahead please if you have a seat take it I speak to you tonight I wanted to get writing to it because you made a claim. You made a gambit. You said that he was somehow emulating what I said was like, you know, when he was talking about buying a shotgun, like, you don't need an assault rifle. Just get a double barrel shotgun.

And you give it your wife and she shoots a warning shot. They run away. No one either. You know, and like, I'm not saying he's right, but it came from a place. I'm like, I got a shotgun, right? Yeah. It was the best thing I ever saw a liberal say about guns. Like, you don't need a saw, just got a shot, shoot him with a shotgun.

Yeah. It's the least bleeding heart, you know, gun control thing I've heard. Right. Which was impressive, I feel like. That was his strength. This is what. Yeah, there's a place for like tough, you know, I don't know. Yeah.

Being a demographic tough. Not being, not like, much like Ron Silver. Is it Ron Silver in the West Wing? Bruno G. Genneli? He's like, I'm sick of sitting in that corner. and saying please don't hit me you know sure something like that yeah but uh this is not what i was talking about coming up there and call i mean you are you do you think it's like an alpha

move like almost like a like a pickup artist to cough as soon as you start talking to someone yeah he's negging the country he's neck he's neck he's neck he's necking us uh i think i've seen i saw a couple of minutes from i don't want to give anything away from but from further down the line speech where he's not quite like this so i guess i did you watch the whole thing no just clips oh actually yeah okay but like but i don't know maybe by i guess biden has this thing where he needs to ramp up like he'll just start off really sickly and then maybe by the time he's 10 minutes in the the meds start to kick in maybe i mean maybe is he like uh is he like one of those um i'm I'm sure what you call that, but like a polonium switch or like there's like fluids and like

fluid like they literally give him injections of a little metal balls to have like chemicals in them like stuff that like hasn't existed for a hundred years. He sleeps in an iron long. Yeah. You know? He sleeps in like something out of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Like just bellows. Just bellows all over the overall office.

Hooked up the tubes. Pumping air into him constantly. Right. he sleeps in that bed from that new Cronenberg movie Yeah Where he's just He's he's he's injecting himself

With with new or fake organs Yeah Who know it's Cronenberg We're not going to get into it They take some organs out They put some organs in It's interesting because it's weird Yeah

Go watch that movie We don't know the name of it Anyway Biden is like a Croninberg character Um So go on Independence Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

This is where America made its Declaration of the world more than two centuries ago with an idea unique among nations that in America we're all created equal. This is where the United States Constitution

was written and debated. Well, we're all created it. equal. You know, he's like, he does his, he speaks like Tobias from rest of development. And he's the last guy you ever want to see in that dark. Dark alley. This is where we set in motion. The most extraordinary experiment of self-government the world has ever known. With three simple words, we the people. We the people. We the people. well there are more words than that yeah but he i mean that's the least powerful statement in the weird people that's not a complete sentence when you say that i mean it's a weird thing to emphasize

i mean we're not trying nipick every there's a lot more nitpick in a minute you know substantive thing but it's just it doesn't see like this is you know when you watch the west wing again the west wing reference but i mean and you hear martin sheen just saying these lines like the streets of having are too crowded with angels today. Yeah, stuff like that. He says nice stuff. Biden is just sitting there going like, well, what did he just say?

Were they referencing? These two documents. Oh, right, yeah. We are the people. You know, we the people. When you say, like, we the people who will, like, you never emphasize that. That's not the cool part of the sentence.

Right, yeah. You know, we know what's the way about this, bitch? It's just, we're the people. And we know, we're the people. We're about to say something. We're the people. It doesn't even have any gravitas This speech is dog shit

The ideas they embody Equality and democracy Are the rock upon which This nation is built They're how we became The greatest nation on earth There why For more than two centuries

It just doesn't seem like If you're about it to give a speech About how we're on the On the brink of like of falling into like fascism wherever he's going to make the where he's going to make the point of yeah I don't think you need to say it's a bit like

you might this whole America is the best country in the earth I don't it's a child's question right and so like but especially now you don't need to be saying that you know it's the best country in Earth and it's now about to be run by Nazis please help me

I'm a feeble man I'm the last American president it's the greatest country on earth It seems a little bit incongruent The barbarians are at the gate No one can stop us Why do you wait so long to win Honestly the vibe of this speech

Feels like they like Maga Republicans like just Just executed Nancy Pelosi And they're trying to like show like one final like maybe we can do a little show of strength like like like you know just just maybe like preserve a little bit of our image like we're not just being uh we're not all just being executed left and right it's a dark it's a darkest hour but delaware still holds they haven't taken delaware yet so democracy is not dead i'm joe biden oh no honestly like just the whole it's not so much

I don't even think that the speech as a whole ends up being so bad. It's just like the fact that it's happening makes me feel like something horrible is happening. Right. Look, here's the thing. We mean, I guess people by now know what's in it for the most part. Right, yeah. We're not like, I'm teasing a three year, two-day-old speech. Yeah.

But the thing, my thing is it. All right, so I'm only judging it on like, I see what you're trying to do. How is it work on that level? sure right like i'm not it's a different question of whether it's a good speech or not so much but or if it's like a good idea to do this speech if it's like even if you or if i if i kind of agree with you would you is tactically correct you know like all these questions yeah we'll get to in a minute but uh but no but as far as delivery and presence and grab it no this is this is this is this is kind of like a guy the accountant coming out like remember in like in like um

isn't there like an accountant in a Bush and Sundance Bush Cassie and Sundance kid I work for the band hello like that's how Biden Biden just come out of like his little cave closet and going like we have a problem here

we got a problem here help me there's maggis everywhere maggis Go on. And a beacon to the world. But as I stand here tonight, equality and democracy are under assault. We do ourselves no favor to pretend otherwise.

So tonight, I've come to this place where it all began to speak as plainly as I can to the nation. I mean, is this, I don't know if we want to get the visual up. This is the visual. I mean, he's ripping us off. Who's ripping us off? Biden, with this look. Oh, oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, no, no.

No, I'm saying, look at the red and there's people in the background. He looks like he's fucking, what's his name's, Skeletor? Yeah. Skeletor with skin. Instead of a Batman figures, he has two low, too, uh, The Marines are his Batman. No, I'm honestly, this is like, no one else does red by us. I mean, I guess people are saying it would kind of like a Nazi aesthetic.

So, I mean, that's not the best idea, you know, unfortunately, he's either ripped off the Nazis or us. I mean, I don't think that the Nazis were known for, like, red schemes. They can't just take red. I know they killed a lot of people, but they don't get to keep red. Did they even do red? Yes. I feel like they were more into, like, a swastika flag is red. Oh, that's right.

Yeah, it is red. It's famously red. It's, yeah, notoriously read. Sure. Yeah. Go on. Threats we face about the power we have in our own hands to meet these threats and about the incredible future that lies in front of us.

If only we choose it. Must never forget, we the people are the true heirs of the American experiment that began more than two centuries ago. Does he have hecklers there? Yes. We people have burning inside of each of us. The flame of liberty that was lit here

at Independence Hall. A flame. Was there a flame? Our way through abolition. The bell, wasn't there? The Civil War. I think he's I think it's a, I think it's a figurative flame. All right, but there's no famous flame. It's a famous bell. He should have said the ring of liberty

like the bell that broke at Liberty Hall. You're right. Independence or whatever. The appropriate symbol is always the available object. You know, we're in Philadelphia. We got Liberty. I got cheese, the stakes, the cheeses and the steaks of cheese. Liberty, Liberty, Libbyzzy.

In the, Independence Hall. No, yeah, you're right. Because also like the bell, the triumph of liberty, I feel like it's, that's more of a thing than the flame of liberty. No, the flame is like a county's grave. we have an eternal flame in the Olympics. It's very pagan. You know?

This video kind of looks pagan. Yeah, a little bit. It looks kind of like Macbeth or something. Look, yeah, it definitely feels, it feels like this is what they were going for. But, uh, look, I don't necessarily mind it. Other than that, it's a rip off of us. I don't really mind it.

Like, it's like, you know, it's intense. Yeah, I mean, look, it looks kind of like he's telling him he's about to like, you know, remove a gender from like you know from society or something no more of this gender or that whatever I'm not going to pick one no more nims yeah um you know it looks like he's about to invade um some duchy right like some fucking like he's like he's going to invade like lichtenstein yeah he's looking like duchy what is the duchy What is a Dutchie? I don't know.

I'm all over the place today. It's a wild ride. You're a crazy man. The Great Depression, World Wars, Civil Rights. Now you're just saying things. That's sake of flame still burns. Now in our time, as we build an America that is more prosperous, free and just. That is the work of my presidency, a mission, I believe,

with my whole soul but first my whole is this supposed to be the Labor Day speech I don't understand they got Labor Day coming up like what is the prompts for this right yeah that yeah it's that's why it's so kind of

jarring right it's regardless of what your reaction to it is like yeah politically it's like it's jarring because it kind of comes out of nowhere yeah this doesn't look this is not a great look you know the Trump is being except for the DOJ investigation.

Well, sure, but I mean, look, that's, that is what it is. I mean, this seems like it's playing directly into the hands of people who are questioning that. I mean, like, people who go like, oh, this investigation is just partisan and what, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And like, and it's just be politicizing the FBI.

And now you come out with, like, people were flanked by Marines, looking like you're giving a speech from hell, literally the gates of hell or Mordor. And you're going to warn us about the mag of Republicans. Yeah, that's fair enough. Look, I've been saying, you've heard me say before that it's like,

I think they should just let Trump go, even if he did break the law. Yeah, because you love Trump. I guess I love him. You know, just because, I don't know, I can see the merit of just, honestly, I can see the merit of just never. sending a president to jail.

Yeah, look, I mean, we've already let them, like, blow up countries and not go to jail. So, like, I guess, like, what's the worst thing that could happen? They blow up another country? I don't know. I don't know. But, like, but that being said, you know, I don't necessarily think this is, like, inappropriate. Like, you know, the January 6th thing was pretty bad. They did say, well, look, I'm saying, look, I think it's, I might even saying inappropriate.

I'm saying if you're if you agree with him is tactically tactically bad yeah it doesn't I don't I think that like you know if you didn't like doing this while the investigation and not addressing the investigation right you know what I mean but just like it just seems bizarre to me

it is bizarre yeah I'm completely I'm up in the air on this right on whether it's good we'll get to the meet soon and with ourselves too much of what's happening in our country today is not normal Donald Trump and the Magy Republic

they them it would be great if this whole speech just ended up being about pronouns but what is air air wants it I don't know is I pronounced it EIR EIR yeah yeah whatever

and then there's NIM and there's all kinds of things but yeah I don't understand well you I used to be boys and girls and cats and dogs. One person can't be of them. It's plural.

He's just given like the most basic, like the arguments that were made like eight years ago. But how can they there, how can you be a singular they? It's not normal. He's just, he slowly transforms into Jordan Peterson. This is about like compelled speech,

which is never, in the history of English common law. There's never been allowed. Compels speech. It's K. Yeah. It's unbelievable suffering. Anyway. Extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic.

I want to be very clear. Very clear up front. Where is he? I keep forgetting he's an independent. Not even the majority Republicans are Magi Republicans. Not every Republican embraces their extreme ideology. I know because I've been able to work with these mainstream Okay, so we said it fine.

Are we just going to officially call people Maga Republicans now as if that's like, I understand, but like it just seems odd that like the president of the United States is giving a speech telecast from hell. Yeah. To warn us of the perils of an organization, of a group of people named after a slogan on a hat. I mean, I know there's more to it, but I mean, at the end of the day, no one thought this was like, I mean, what are we going to call? these people like trumpians or uh this or you know we're uh fascists or spitball around i guess we'll just call them maggas it just seems odd yeah i mean i guess it's i feel like this is a very intentional like lie that he's telling you know like where where it's he knows that a lot of mainstream republicans like supported trump during during his president

oh sure no he's trying to like he's trying to like he's trying to create infighting. He's trying to like, I don't know, create some kind of weird olive branch and shame people. No,

you're all, the good Republicans will, I don't know, vanquish the, the magas. He's trying to signal the mainstream Republicans

that like, hey, you're going to get more cooperation for me if you shut down these other people in your party, which isn't like

the worst move. I guess. So it's like, so I'll, I'll, I'll, abortion and I'll,

I'll give billionaires tax cuts If you just don't be maggots I don't know what's the difference anymore Yeah I mean Yeah I'm not sure to what aim any of it is Every kid gets a gun as long as yeah He disavowed Trump It also seems like you know

Republicans like Lindsay Graham have been like So willing to go down this like Insane rabbit hole that it's like This speech is going to be what What pulls them back from that like No I mean Everyone was just like, I mean, immediately you see on Twitter, it's just like, the fact he's using, look, I'm not, it always starts out like, look, I'm not some Republican, but I don't think any president should be using Marines in a speech. It's like, whatever.

Wait, what? I mean, he's giving, I guess, a political speech in front of Marines, which you don't usually do, I guess. Who cares? The Marines are sacred. Yeah, really. You don't play politics of a man who uses the bottom of his knife to Christ. Gosh, a man, a baby skull, because he thought it was a sniper. No, these are a pious warrior priests.

We can't expose them to... They're Jedi nuts. But there's no question that the Republican Party today is dominated, driven, and intimidated by Donald Trump and the Magist Republic. It just sounds so dumb. And that is a threat to this country. These are hard things. but I'm an American president. Not the American president.

I'm an American president. I'm an American president. That's what he just said. I'm one of them. I'm an American president. I technically have been president. I'm a parent. I'm one of your parent.

I mean, it's just, is that the craziest thing of president's ever said? I'm an American president. What the hell is that mean? I'm the American. I'm the president. Right. This is the least.

I mean, I'm not comforted by big, big strong daddies, but if I was, this wouldn't work. Because he's just, anyway. Of red America, blue America, but of all America. And I believe it's my duty, my duty to love with you to tell the truth, no matter how difficult. It is for me to speak. And here, in my view, is what is true. Maggi Republicans do not respect the Constitution. They do not believe in the rule of law.

They do not recognize the will of the people. They refused to accept the results of a free election. And they're working right now as I speak in state after state to give power to decide elections in America to partisans and cronies. Like this is, I think this is the clip that I saw. Like it's ramping up a little bit here. That's the crux of his speech. The MAGA Republicans are an existential threat, I guess.

I think it's an odd. I mean, I would have preferred that he go after, you know. I don't think the MAGA is necessarily the worst of the worst, the Republicans. I think he should have given a speech about the YOLO Republicans. Who are the YOLO Republicans? They just, they, they're just out there drinking, drinking frozen yogurt smoothies, dancing to techno at the drop of a hat. they're in a party and they love drag queens yolo yeah yeah yo loo i don't know like that um that

that madison cothorn guy or whatever yes the guy in a wheelchair who went to who went to the eagle's nest in germany hitler's old hitler's old house that guy's a yolo republican yeah no i look i think yeah definitely raving at the eagles Yolo. Maga. I mean, he can't, look, every time he says maga, I wince. I mean, he didn't make the word up, but it sounds like he made it up.

Yeah, I mean, it's almost like, it, look, it feels like a little, almost like a dated label at this point. Right. Like, it just, you know, it's like at this point, if you're going to do this whole thing and there's going to be red lights in the background and stuff, just call them fascists.

Yes. Like just say. Yeah. He should have kind of out here, look, there will, there's this, this, This is Hitler. This is Hitler's shit. You know what I mean?

Remember we fought Nazis? That's who they are. I mean, you have just as much of a chance of convincing them. Yeah. You know, no one agrees. No one's convincing anyone anymore. Like, I feel like his speech is being given to, like, moderate Republicans. It's not moderate anyone anymore.

Is there anything weird and, like, centrist now? Yeah. I mean, oh, yeah, those people are always. I mean, I'm a cent, but, yeah, but no one, no one cares. I got to go out there and pretend to be a, pretend to blow, you know, be a pyromaniac or something. Pretend to be, you know, what's my, what's my political designation that I need to have? You're, I mean, what is it? I don't want to say I should be a terrorist, but I mean, like, I'm just saying, how are you going to get attention anymore?

You can't be a centrist. You can't be like the wisecracking guy going like, hey, you know, both of these sides are like Jay Leonard or something. Can you still be a maverick? I can still be a maverick perhaps. Yeah. But I mean, this is like... No, but like Centres, anybody... I mean, anytime, like, the media

finds, like, one or two, like, undecided voters to trot out, it's like, they're always the weirdest people on Earth. Oh, like, Kristen Simmons? Yeah. With their weird warboots? So I don't know who the speech is being given, too, but do they get crazier?

It just kind of rambles on for a while. But, like, play another couple minutes. Yeah. This is the meat of it, so we can stop after this. Yeah. Flection deniers to undermine democracy itself. Maga forces are determined. Maga forces.

Take this country backwards. Backwards to an America where there is no right to choose, no right to privacy, no right to contraception, no right to marry who you love. They promote authoritarian leaders and they fan the flames of political violence that are a threat to our personal rights to the pursuit of justice to the rule of law to the very soul of this country

or the Marines did they make him look strong they look at the mob to storm the United States capital on January 6th unless they're just there I mean are they do they use Marines for security of these things like well I mean those the guys who are outside the open office I think right

oh are they I don't know yeah I don't know or is that or outside the the white house The House, the Marine Guards, whatever. Does he, go on. They had a nice symmetry to the... Sure, use them as props.

I guess. Not as insurrectionist who placed a dagger at the throat of our democracy, but they look him as patriots. And they see their maga failure to stop a peaceful transfer of power after the 2020

election. Wait, did he just say, and they see their maga failure. Yeah, exactly. What the fuck is he talking about? And they come out in there, in there, with their MAGA beers.

These MAGA boys see them have his MAGA plants, but then they see a MAGA failure and they have to get in their MAGAMobile. God forbid they should have another MAGA victory. And, uh, you know, I was a care.

We used to, after church every Sunday, my pop would take us to Magadonalds. And he buys some chicken maggot nuggets those were nice days and he said he'd point to the

I don't know he just beat it hit me go on as preparation for the 2020 and 2024 elections there tries everything last time

to nullify the votes of 81 million people there's weirdly well pronounced i mean this is honestly when he pronounces a word really uh what do you say what do you say correctly eight eight eight eight eight one blue what it like yeah honestly it's getting worse and worse as it goes on the fact that it's unprompted because like you're not you like you like you should have done this after the january six hearings were commenced or like were like finished or there to be something yeah like you or like you know didn't to be some kind of conviction some kind of like revelation or just say why you're doing it now

like we're doing what just tell us they have nancy pelosi yeah like awesome has been inside the where they where they're they're they're keep her i'm trying to i don't know they're just like a giant hamster wheel she's inside of john hamster wheel yeah and rudy juliani's basement yeah and uh And I don't know, like, it just seems so crazy. This is like, this is like something like a Michael Bay movie. Yeah. And what is this actual? Like, what are we taking away from this?

This is the kind of thing they would show at the beginning of Michael Bay movie. And you're like, why is this happening? And then it's just like, here's a helicopter. Yeah. Before you can ask too many questions. What is our takeaway from this speech? Like, I watched the whole thing. It just seems like he's like, hey, just you know, there's a thing called.

MAGA out there? Yeah, yeah. We know. Yeah. We know, Joe. What's your plan? Right. He was president for four years. Yeah. I mean, what's your planning? So here's the deal. We got, there's a lot of the good, the good Republicans, uh, don't let the MAGAs be Republican anymore. Kick him out. Like it's not, it's not, like, if you are a moderate Republican, you don't have like an option. This thing is a thing called primaries, you know? And these, like, moderate Republicans are losing to, like, you know, quote, unquote, mega

people, I guess. What is, I mean, Joe Biden is just sitting there going like, you know, I used to go, oh, like, jelly domino's nice. Their determines succeed in thwarting the will of the people.

That's why respected conservatives like federal circuit court judge, Michael Ludig who has called Trump and the extreme

maggie Republicans quoted clear and present danger to our democracy first of all kudos in the Tom Clancy

reference second of all you know clear present danger yeah yeah second of all who the hell is

as judge he's like he had to go with some circuit court judge to find any Republican who would let him quote him

yeah that's a good point you know this mailman who I know who happens to be Republican, he thinks Trump's a problem. Circuit court judge.

Like what? What? I mean, that's the judge that like signed the search warrant or something? Yeah, I don't, I have no idea. Why is his, who is this judge? While the threat to American democracy is real. Well, as clearly as we can.

We are not powerless in the face of these threats. We are not bystanders in this ongoing attack on democracy. There are far more Americans, far more Americans, from every background of belief to reject the extreme MAGA ideology than those that accept it. You know, no one's ever called themselves a MAGA, right? So where a MAGA happen?

I don't think they ever, like, say, we're the MAGA guys. We're Maga Boys. Yeah, I don't even think they tended to, like, chant Make America Great again. Right. I think they tended to chant worse things, honestly. Is this in reference to Sidney's mom? This whole speech. This whole speech is just there because, you know, you can't make light of making a regular grade.

You can't say make 40 grade. What does this make 60 grade again? I know what she did? Yeah. Sidney, if you're not familiar, is some prostitute on the, entourage she's um she's an act a young actress on the show euphoria euphoria i'm sorry and her mother had a birthday party last weekend i believe and they had uh maga style hats i say make america make 60 great again yeah real hack show joe biden thought that was like this is it they've infiltrated

the entourage show that i love so much vini chase no no it's it's it's the other show it's a before you uh viny is johnny drama a maga oh hello johnny drama is he

I love Johnny drama and this and this slag Cindy Sweeney Sweeney Sincinnin with their sloppy tits You know what I mean

speeds up I'm like people like Sidney Smith She's Maga I'ma I talk about a hookah

throwing her mother a maga themed birthday party right country music it's horrible weren't they wearing like country like western music outfits yeah i'm still not clear on whether they're actually a family of republicans or if they were doing some kind of uh you know if they were if they were using republicans as a theme right but i guess that would be pretty edgy yeah i don't think most um it's weird because like it used to be more crazy people out there like eccentric people. But I feel like the only eccentric people would be like, they might be light Republicans.

Right. They may not be that into the MAGA thing, but they're like, you know, they live in Orange County, perhaps. Yeah. And then I don't see like a, like a, like a, like a lot. I don't see, uh, Sean Penn doing that. Right.

Susan Sarandon. Sure. That's a fun, it's a fun goof, you know. But Susan Sarandon might do like, um, Maga panties. make my pussy great again Susan Sarandon or Sean Penn might do like

you know like a Mao themed birthday party oh yeah where they execute like Uyghurs as a party like actually sure no for sure I mean like that that

100% yeah you know there's just a bunch of I mean we're allowed to talk about weaguers before or we get removed from YouTube for that I mean look if we're going to get removed from YouTube I hope not I mean that'd be pretty crazy that would be pretty bad

But, I mean, I wouldn't put a past, we love YouTube. Okay. Shout out to the Uighur Muslims. We, uh, much love. Yeah. Much respect. It's within our power. It's in our hands, yours and mine, to stop the assault in American democracy.

I believe America is at an inflection point. One of those moments that determined the shape of everything that's to come after. And now, America must choose to move forward or to move backwards. How? To build a future. How? Joe, how do we do that? We voted.

We got elected. What do you want from us? I guess this is, oh, okay, I guess it's midterms, right? this is about the midterm This is the intro to the midterm season Maybe It means what was September 1st We gave his speech

So it's like two months Of the midterm elections Yeah This is his like big like prime time announcement Like What? Like Andrew Strapping

This midterm has themed I don't know It's a magazine It's like it doesn't make any sense I don't remember ever Like having a midterm election be like prefaced by like like some like weird like foreboding speech yeah but yeah look it's it's it's it's certainly one

strategy uh to try and i guess you know they're trying to look a lot of the kinds of democrats who do reliably vote really hate maga people so i guess it riles them up i don't know who maga people are i don't know who they are like i you know like the most i guess well i mean look it's it's kind it's a dumb phrasing for them either way but it's like i think just like the most virulent like uh trump supporters okay like that doesn't seem like a strong uh litmus i mean right are you maga well like how i mean trump's kind of funny yeah here's great ever that thing where look no honestly if thinking trump's kind of funny makes you maga then um you know that i'm in trouble remember that maybe that thing when uh he brought those uh old bill clinton's rape victims to the debate that was

pretty good and like oh you're maga yeah all right he should have said something like that up front just going like okay look I'm not talking about mainstream Republicans and I'm not talking about everyone who thought Donald Trump was kind of fine yeah we should if he was able to like formulate a sentence

right he should have said something to the effect of like look I mean you know I'm not going to vote for a Republican but when he did that stunt where he brought the rape victims the Hillary's the debate that was goal That was great.

I mean, honestly, I was like, that's a fresh, a fresh perspective on politics. His impression of Mike Bloomberg, gold. Amazing. You know, when he's like, oh, get me out of you. I cackled. I pissed my pants a little bit. But this whole, you know, Sydney Sweetie thing, this ain't it. Her mom's got to go.

To be a nation of hope and unity and optimism. Or a nation of fear, division, and of darkness. Maga Republicans have made their choice. It sounds like he's saying Maga Republicans. Like, Maga Republicans made their choice. Magpacan. Magpies. The magpies have made their choice.

What is that? He should. What's that word mean? Magpie is like, um, it's not racist, right? I don't, I don't, that's to make sure it's not, um, I'm pretty sure. I remember hearing about it in an.

cartoon once, which probably means it is racist. Yeah, oh, yeah, it's a bird. Maybe that's kind of, that would be kind of old-timey and cute if, like, if Biden and the Democrats started calling Maga Republicans magpies. That's not keep saying it, just in case it's racist. We can definitely say, no, we don't think it is. But we keep saying it. Then people are going to say, well, yeah, but you spend it for 10 more minutes.

I mean, we don't actually know what these birds do anyway. So what's the difference? I mean, look, you thought it might have been a term used for X, Y, and Z. And you speculated on that for half an hour, saying the word 66 times. Anger. They thrive on chaos. They live not in the light of truth, but in the shadow of lies. But together, together we can choose a different path.

We can choose a better path forward to the future, a future of possibility, a future to build and dream and hope, and we're on that path moving ahead. I know this nation. I know you, the American people. I know your courage. I know your hearts. And I know our history. This is a nation that honors our Constitution.

we do not reject it. This is a nation of... It's getting boring. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's enough. I mean, it goes on forever. Like, there's another half an hour. I mean, I listened to it today

while I was playing Call of Duty. And it was the first chunk attentively. And then, like, he just kind of shruged. He just kept going forever. Yeah. What is your takeaway? As someone who once voted for Stalin,

what's your takeaway? I think it's like, look, on the one hand, I feel like maybe the aesthetic was a bit intense. Right. But, you know, I kind of, I don't like entirely disagree with the idea that these people are threat to democracy. And also like, you know, it's like, look, I can kind of understand it in the context of just like getting people hyped for the midterms. Right. I think that it actually will, I think that people who are predisposed to like it,

like, you know, I don't think, like, have you seen a lot of people, like, on the left criticizing it? Who knows? I mean, it's red, it's red meat, right? Well, look, I think, I don't, I guess, yeah. I mean, I don't, by left, you mean, like, just people, like, never Trumpers? Or just Democrats.

I see Democrats on Twitter. like the girl someone from jersey that lady from jersey you know i'm talking about the blonde lady who's like joe from jersey these are these are who like the democratic party like is focused through it's just weird like i mean these people these bot these glorified bots yeah who just retweet everything go trump's going to jail tomorrow oh my god i can't believe who was that guy who showed you that uh jeff tiche that weird guy he's like this is so

a fucking unbelievable. I can't believe Trump's going to go to jail. He's stolen every document in the national archives. He set a child on fire. Un-fucking believable. How these people speak. That's the problem with Trump. It's like you're everyone crazy.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that like the guys who stormed the Capitol, like, weren't a problem. I think the bigger problem was the guy saying, yeah, let them bring guns to the Capitol. But I don't, I don't know what the course of action is. Biden's just sitting there going, like, you know, someone should do something about this. Like, you're the president. Do something. Right.

Look at this picture. Did you want to, I just pulled up some of Marjorie Taylor Green's responses to this. Sure. Joe Biden just declared all of us enemies of the state. Fair enough. I guess, I guess fair enough. I mean, if she sees herself in that, fair enough. Look, if you wear a MAGA hat, didn't that kid would Native Americans wear a MAGA hat?

The ones of Native Americans attacked or whatever? Remember those kids Oh yeah there were those kids And then it was kind of shown That like the Native American guy Was kind of being a douchebag But take it about No no no

He was like I'm just But I was gonna say What I was gonna say was like Yeah like he was kind of inserting himself In their little circle and being a little You know No he was a little aggressive Yeah

I still think those kids were shitty probably But Look that kid look I mean those kids were just He had a bad face His face just like a face of a kid who was just like a wise cracker, a wise acre. I mean, you know, it's like... He had a real Dennis the Menace face.

He had a real, my parents got divorced and you're my stepdad kind of face. Like, what are you going to do about it? Right. And like, you know, this is not radio flyer where something was done. You know? Call me the king.

So what's MGT saying about this? Um, what's MTG? MTG. MTG. you promised me marjorie taylor green i'm sorry i just read you one what she said oh right they called us a he said she said bide must be impeached oh capital letters biden must be impeached like i don't think you can like the aesthetic was a little was was a little

dark i don't think you can impeach him for that alone i don't think you can impeach someone from making a yeah i don't know i mean um it also seems to have no point i mean there's a point but like what's the course of that i guess the point is vote democrat it doesn't seem like out of the box thinking though it seems like you're presenting an existential threat and your answer is just vote right make sure you vote yeah we're the democrats we didn't do it i mean i mean i make sure you don't vote for maga republicans who's not that's not all of republicans i mean there's uh there's this judge who i who i uh i met i just judge who caught me pissing in my yard

or whatever and he doesn't like Trump so not all Republicans what's this one they chose this imagery it's unreal Joe Biden is Hitler Nazi Joe has to go Nazi Joe I don't know if Nazi Joe

Who's that? I don't know if hashtag Nazi Joe is getting any traction that was Marjorie Taylor Green Oh okay we should try to get to come What does Jeff Teesh say? Jeff Teesh. Yeah. How do you spell this dumb name?

T-I-S-C-H, I think. I'm making sure who's got me. I see these people on my timeline. Is that him? No. I don't know. I don't have my phone on me. Look up Joe from Jersey.

I don't know what's her name. It's just like these people, I mean, or K-K-K-K-I-M-I-M-K-R-C-E doesn't really do that, does he? you're having me pull up the most i don't that's not him that's not her it's some woman why are you having me google jo joe from i wanted to find like these like you know people who tweet democratic like democrats stuff all the time to see if they liked it who's that woman from the new york times who's uh who everyone seems to dislike louis mensch maybe is she from the new york times i don't know what what i don't know oh wait No, no, she's from the UK.

It doesn't matter. Anyway, look, I think that we should try to get the Kump Joe hashtag going. Kump Joe? Kump Joe. Like Nazi Joe. Oh, because she's saying Nazi Joe. Yeah, he stole our thing. Our thing where we mumble a lot and we, I mumble a lot.

You know, what would you, if you were the president, what would your move be here? I think my move would be Oh, okay, I was actually thinking of this early This is what he should have done I mentioned how Melania would have a good aesthetic for this Melania Trump Yeah The betrothed of the Maga wife

First Lady of Washington D.C. Melania Trump The first MAGA I think A very attainable thing that he could do Is like maybe you know Give the same speech, do your thing but instead of bringing Jill Biden pay Melania Trump

like a fair amount of money to just appear with you at the speech to just basically like to just sub in for Jill Biden all right so how much would it cost to get Melania Trump those still current wife of former president Donald Trump yeah to show up at your speech and a million you think she would do it for a million I know Trump's words has been

It's wildly reported. It's all over the place. But he still worth like hundreds of millions, right? Or billions even. I mean, like he claimed at one point to be worth $13 billion. And I think some people have said like, you know, after all said and done, he's only worth a billion or two or maybe like, but he's still got money. Or like he still spends money, right?

He still lives in these gold. She's, she's, his wife. Why would she do it for a million dollars? Maybe it's like a million plus. Look, you give her what you need to give her to get it done, but I don't think she's going to like... $100 million. You think $100 million?

That could probably get her. And a pardon. Look, maybe you try to, you know, negotiate that because that's a lot. But I don't, you know, and stress that it's like... Honestly, it's not. It's not, I mean, that seems like a bargain. And also stress that, like, look, this is like a three-minute appearance at most. What's she doing during the speech?

No, nothing. She does exactly what Jill Biden does. She doesn't have like one of those cool chains on her neck. She's doing a goth thing. Maybe a little bit. Again, I think she'd be more. What if Melania was dressed like Trinity from the Matrix?

All leather sunglasses. What if Joe and Joe Biden and Melania Trump came out on that stage, both dressed in leather, right? And brother bondage gear. Right. See, I couldn't think of why I was talking about bondage clips, but now it makes sense. because they should have been wearing,

like they should have been dressed like the Matrix, right? And he should have came and Biden should have had guns on them. Like, you know, like, he kind of Reeves, right? And he should have, like, came out and like, you know how like, and just started taking guns out of his, like, trench coat, you know, like putting them on the, on the podium, like handgun, grenade, other handgun, machine gun, oozy, right? Like just, and like that scene where he's like,

you know going through a metal detector and then he goes I got a maga problems welcome to the mag matrix mag matrix we got we gotta stop the magas I mean I'm making the point that

no matter how like cool quote he made it he still would sound like that right but like it still was it was an offset if he like spent like a minute like literally just piling guns onto a podium and then said The magazine in here, there's problems in here, you know, corn pop.

Like, it would have, like, ah, this guy's a maniac, what's he up to? Right. Oh, my God. Wow, wow, off the charts. Like, you know, don't mess with Joe Biden. I don't know how to help them. Yeah. But it would be something.

It would have looked stronger for sure. Yeah. What if he came out and said, less than him, we're living, we're human batteries, living in the maga the magas have us they're using us as batteries the magas are computers we were actually living in the year 277

all right someone scorched the earth and like a milanians just sitting there in their sunglasses like doing poses what if what if he started firing a gun into the air that would be great too right I mean why am I not working for Joe Biden

if you get to steal for me at least let me like you know, have me there so I can make it work. For sure. This speech is a disaster because he didn't shoot a gun one single time. Also, I think another thing Joe Biden should do is, you know, it would involve some deception. Sure. But he should introduce, like, you know, a plausible person to the world as Q. And say that Q is working in his administration.

The famous Richard Simmons. Yeah. You know, he hasn't been around for a while. People think he's dead or whatever. He's QAnon. Yeah. Remember I swatting the oldies? I sweat to the oldies.

And this man, he lost a lot of weight with deal of meal. This is Richard Simmons, the Q, the Q and on. And he said, wow. Hello. And they started dancing to like, Louie, Louie, Louie. Ah, Lou. Oh, Lou, do, do, do, do, do. And then you give him something, like, nothing fancy.

Right. You're not going to make him Secretary of State or anything. But you give him something. Make him, make him the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, whatever. Yeah. Oh, you're saying, like, we have, we have Q and we're going to give him a job? Yeah. I'm sorry.

The whole Richard Simmons thing kind of stepped on that. I'm sorry. No, no, but I think it being Richard Simmons works. It would help. It would help the medicine go down. Yeah. So your idea is to basically play, like, to do 40 chess on Trump, who plays 40 chess themselves. Yeah, very famously.

8D chess. This is 8D chess where we go, this guy's Q and now he's in, we got him. He works for us now. Q is a great man. Honestly, you just stepped on to something amazing. That would be probably, that's the kind of thing you see in a movie.

We're like after a trilogy, right? Right. Like in the Matrix, right? Even though it was dumb in a third Matrix movie when it was like, well, how, you know, agents, myth is all over the place and the computer is not, is blind and so what do they do they make a deal and the and the people can go in and out of the

matrix it's actually really bad it's a bad movie uh but it's it's still it's a it's something right and that's the point it was an ending and that's what we need not an ending of america but but so basically you fake it you go this is cute and it's like just some slob you know it's just some fucking guy with a mustache eating a hoagie yeah no I don't think Richard Simmons is a bad pick for this role no it's good yeah but I want to focus I mean it's actually a really good

it's not just a fun uh romp this could like because it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if people believe it it's so crazy I mean you couldn't disprove it right no no because maybe you could because the thing itself doesn't isn't there's no evidence like

There might be a computer. We don't really know. There might be computers. I don't know. I mean, assuming Q is real. Well, there is someone doing it. I mean, whether or not that person's like reading classified files or just, you know, eating a bunch of ramen and playing fucking, you know, half-life on Steam.

What are people playing PC computers? What's a big computer game? Minecraft. He plays Minecraft and he's ramen noodles and makes up whatever. So how hard could it be to find that guy? The real guy? Yeah. I'm pretty hard.

I mean, they know who he is, I think. Oh. He's that guy who's running for Congress in, like, uh, Texas or something. There's a documentary in HBO where they're, like, Ron something. Oh. It's a weird guy. And they're pretty certainly who he is.

These people are all like very, uh, avant-garde people. Let's just say that. And, uh, no, but that would be an amazing move because then someone has to be like, we're actually on Q and then, like, it was, that would start a civil war. Right. And then it would be the battles of the Q's. And then the guy who played Q on Star Trek Next Generation would come out. I'm a Q.

And then I'd come out and shoot myself. Oh, wow. What happened? A man who shot him, a man wearing a Batman, a big man, a large man wearing a Batman shirt. Just shot himself on the stage. I don't know.

Was this part of the evening's program? We're going to kind of way. He's not dead yet. Someone, someone kill him, please. Um, interesting. It's very, I mean, is this, are we going to look back at this speech and say, oh, that's when Sleepy Joe woke up? Look, I would, yeah, look, I would love to look back at his presidency and be like, oh, he actually, like, was worth something. sure um hey look there's a maggot thing there's a maggot thing and uh you know you got not we

it's maga can't we can't we can't we can't let maga be it be maga there's nothing there's nothing to look back on what would we have done after this that we'd look back on this fondly that's a good that's fair yeah i feel like i mean i feel like I cast my ballot for Joe Biden very like, you know, transactionally. Sure. That's just not have Donald Trump be president anymore. No, and that's a fair enough thing. That's valid.

You know, yeah, like, you know, it's like I'm not going to, I'm not going to cry if I don't get a big daddy president moment out of him. No, it's just like it's a big move. It's a mission accomplished move. Right. It's like mission accomplished if he was saying like, this is the star of the war. Right. I'm like, what war? When actually it was kind of at its tail end.

It should have been... It's a reverse mission accomplished. They should have just called them yolos. They should have just actually, like, made up a fake thing just to kind of like take the power away from maggas. You know what's a real problem? These, these Dr. Hoover Republicans, you know? Real, they're real, they make Magas look like total morons.

Pieces of shit. You're right. No, that would be a good story. strategy, too, is, like, just get up there and start attacking, like, Mitt Romney really hard. You know, there's Mormon scumbach. You know, some people hate Trump, but I don't because he's not Mitt Romney. That's the only man I hate. I hate one man.

I hate one man and seven wives. He's not polygamous, is he? No, I think that's, well, I don't want to say that it's in the past, because I think some Mormon still do it right like bill paxton and that big love show right anyway thanks so much for tuning in uh check out our patreon if you like if you like this show we got patreon the links in the description you get an extra episode every week for five bucks a month that's fun uh like and subscribe to podcast if you could that helps uh stop the magas or help the maggas who knows whatever you want to have magas this is going to help just there is everything you get everything you want uh thanks so much

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