Kump - 122 - Kump Save The Queen

Episode Date: September 11, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, and the rise of King Charles. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? I'm doing all right. We're in morning, aren't we? It's a sad day.

It's a sad. Weak, if anything, if I could correct you, if I could dare to correct you, would that not be more appropriate of a term? I guess it is a sad week, too. It's a sad everything. I am wearing this David Bowie shirt in honor of the death of the Royal Queen of England, best known perhaps as the subject of the song, God Save the Queen by the Sex Pistols. Great band. Yeah. Thankfully, they're all alive.

All the ones that matter, at least. Sid Vicious. I believe Johnny Rotten once said after the fact that Sid Vicious was nothing about a coat hanger for Glenn Matlock to hang his coat on. Oh, saucy. Yeah. But that was because they were doing a reunion tour

and Glenn Matlock was back, the original bassist. The Queen of England has died. Yeah. she was a towering figure she was kind of smallish though right she wasn't a very in the mind in the minds of in the mind of the world in the global mind right in the hive mind she was a she was a divisive figure

she was a uh was she a pin-up model when she was younger am I think of the right person no her sister was she Amelia Earhart she was originally before she became queen she was Amelia Earhart right No, I don't believe so. I think she was just a member of the royal family. Oh, I thought that she changed her name, but like she was Amelia Earhart.

No. Was Amelia Earhart, the one who went missing? Yeah. Okay. Well, that was a good point. Or was that the Lindberg, babe? No, I thought she went missing, but everyone was like, oh, I thought it was a kind of tongue-in-cheek,

like, what happened to Amelia Earhart? It was like, she's the queen. I thought it was kind of like a catchphrase. Right. Like, a million Earhart went missing. Like, every time the queen becomes a queen. Or a king becomes a queen king. Like, you know, like, what happens?

Where's king? What happened to king, Prince Charles? Nobody knows. I guess she would be, if that was true, she would be Princess Amelier Hart, wouldn't she? Yes. Then she wasn't. No, she was not. So apparently she wasn't Amelia Earhart or a stripper.

No. Her sister was, according to the scandalous show, the crown. Right. Her sister posed in some kind of provocative picture that wasn't really. provocative man i would love to get intimate with her yeah you know wouldn't that be great wouldn't that be saucy just have a nice evening of intimacy with the sisters the queen back in the day you could seduce her i think i could yeah yeah i think so i mean she was played by helenabom called her in the end of the crown right she was yeah i always been like hey you know i

think he's kind of a kind of puss who uh which is nick tim burton don't like him i think he sucks uh his batman was crap uh hope he dies and she would be mine she'd be goo with my arms i go i'd be goo somewhere else you know what i mean yeah uh speaking of the queen uh the queen is past we should uh we'll put on a little slide show of the queen uh this is this is interesting what i found it's gonna play this over over here. Look at this morph me. It's like Michael Jack.

Oh, God. This is disgusting. Yeah, it's supposed to be music, but I didn't want to get like copyright restricted or something from the music. But,

honestly, she kind of looks like a slob in a lot of these pictures. She's not great. And I'm not even blaming her. It's just like, can't the royal family get a better, like, photographer

who doesn't make their princess slash queen look like a, a plain Jane? I mean, what do you want to do? Put on some, like, some BJ lipstick

you know yeah that one she was like she looks crazy in all these pictures no I don't know yeah look if you told me that I had to have an evening with her to stop a nuclear war

I would get some you know I try to ask if they could I have some enhancement some male enhancement maybe I mean now it's getting better now she looks like a nice little woman Yeah, she's

She settles in around age 80 Yeah, I mean, her prime was 85 This lady Oh, welcome to the show Are you, are you sad? Where were you when you found out? I was in, I was in transit On the subway.

Interesting. Which is, I think, kind of symbolic Because now. You're on the underground. I was on the underground Yes And a notification Came up on my phone

Yeah And it says Pais or a fucking Mame you Pais or will maim you And then as you were Kind of like Trying to collect your thoughts

By getting maimed You saw all the Queens also dead Pais or will maim you I mean, look, I think I did. I was on the toilet And I felt like I just wanted to, I'm looking, I'll just die in his toilet. That's how I felt. I'll just die here.

I'll let myself crawl into a ball on the toilet floor on the bathroom floor and I'll just decompose like a little rat, like a rat covered in his own feces. You were that deeply affected by her. For a moment. momentarily i don't know why i don't look it's maybe it's because you're jealous women women don't support women no it's not women women hate other women feminism is the biggest like scam women hate other women they don't support them even if you're the queen you're dealing with like jealous women look i like to think i have a lot of like um respect for the queen uh but it's like distant respect like i'm not british so like i don't know

what this is supposed to mean to me but still like pretty colony. No, we're not. We are. We still are owned by Britain. I don't believe the American Revolution happened. Oh, wow. I think that was all a big scam.

That is a hot take. That's my history taking. I think the American Revolution is a story that we tell. And it's kind of like when a company divest itself of a division technically, but they still get, you know, like to like avoid a scandal

or whatever. Right. But they still get proceeds. So kind of like what happened, isn't that kind of what happened with Canada? Is it? That they just kind of like they didn't, they still have the queen on their money or whatever. Yeah, exactly. We're putting it a little more close to the vest. So we're owned by the queen. Or not the king, King Charles. All right. Well, then I'm very sad. The King of Wales. Is he the King of Wales? There's no Prince of Wales or was he the King of Wales? But, well, now he's the king of everything now. Yeah, but I'm saying, but, like, what the hell is a prince of whales?

Don't you remember in the crown how he, like, went over the whales and had to, like, learn their stupid language? Sorry, Welch. I'm sure it's great. I'm sure it's a great language you get to learn. This guy's a fucking monarch. I've never seen a place that should have independence less than whales. The whales. This guy was eaten and Exeter and, like, you know, Cambridge and probably also the other one.

Oxford. And he's like, oh, can you learn our dumb language? Can you learn Welch? Who's the most famous Welsh person ever? Raquel Welsh? We got him. I'm going to Google. Most famous.

Most famous. Most famous. Welsh people. Let's see. Roll doll. Well, he's pretty famous. Not that famous. to be the most famous

welcome to wales home of roald doll that's not exactly you know as opposed to england like you know the seat of uh you know European one of the seats of European civilization for over

a thousand years right they've conquered god knows how many countries the British Navy the settlement never set in the British Empire I mean they say British but they didn't know what they mean and Wales, home of the guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach. Well done. Well done, King of Wales.

It's a sad day. We have a, should we play her obituary, I guess? Yeah, sure. Let's see what this is what he was all about. Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, crowned at Westminster Abbey on June the 2nd, 1953. Oh, yeah, there was a big deal. She was the first one to get, uh, to get, uh, televised.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what am I looking at? What the hell? Why was, why is there one like this? And there's one like this. There's like a really nice, like color, like it looks out like, it looks surprisingly good, right? Like coronation? And then like it cuts to a different angle

It's all black and white and like ash We were shot in a cigarette box Like you know those box cameras that kids make In a camp With mirrors It's like one of a pinhole camera or whatever It's like that but made of a cigarette box It was full of tar and ash

The hell is this Elizabeth had allowed live television cameras in To capture it In a powerful signal that this was a new Tension whore Oh okay These are live television cameras, but the other ones are film cameras probably. It's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of an attention or move.

I've got to be, I've got to be the truth is coming out. I've got to be the first person who gets filmed. Yeah. So the fangs are coming out. I like this. I like the fact that Elizabeth, because, you know, I suspected it. I said so a few minutes ago and you denied it. But obviously, women are just.

vicious people who go after other women. That's not true. I like the sister a lot. The sister? Yeah, I think she's, maybe she's right there. I think she's like that her? Let's see.

Is that giant turkey next to her? It looks like a giant turkey. What is going on there? Eleventh monarchy. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, known as Lilybet to Friends, was born on April the 21st, 1926. That's the Lilybet's what they named at

a kid. Lily Beth. Billy Bet. No, like a bug. Lily Bet. Little bit. Like a bug.

That's a nice name. It's a bug name. It's kind of just a name for when you're a baby, though. It's the name you'd have if you were like the star of an animated feature

about a lady bug. Yeah. Lillibet. Yeah, like it's a cute thing for a baby to be named but one's like 20. Yeah, but that was Queen Elizabeth's nickname. Oh, oh, or nickname.

Yeah. But it was what they named Megan Markle and an opi named named their second kid you know what I bet yeah that's a little that's a little presumptuous of them well yeah I mean I know

because if I said if I said Harry did it you'd be like oh that's great but because Megan Markle did it you're against women I blame Harry more it was only a decade later that she knew she was truly destined to lead an empire

it was a fluke of history a work of scandal a few hours ago I discharged my life I was the Nazi guy the Nazi king Oh, right. The Nazi king of England.

She was a duty as king and emperor. Her uncle, Edward, abdicated to marry the love of his life, Wallace Simpson, an American divorcee, and therefore, spoiler to the throne. Elizabeth's father became king.

Wait, but why? They actually kind of glossed over the whole him helping the Nazis thing. No, he didn't. But here? Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you watch the crown,

it's like, he's devastatingly Nazi. Right. But apparently he had to advocate the throne, but Charles was able to marry Camilla. Did he actually marry her? I thought they were just, like, friends, officially. You can't just be friends or something. That's not, what?

She's standing next to him with the coronation. Yeah, but like... That was my buddy? No, I don't think so. I mean, Camilla Parker, we'll see, Camilla Parker Bowls. I'm pretty sure they got married. Let's see. spouse king charles the third

spouse can mean a lot of things what does it mean to you it can mean i've seen like like you know 13 year old pop stars wikipedia is where it says their spouse is some other 13 year old pop star right because we have we have child marriages in this country she was the accidental air which entrenched in her a sense of duty

she was devout almost spirit about her responsibilities as a royal wait they may seem like he advocates if she got the job that's not what happened right her dad got the job did they make it seem like where that is not listening i don't know even before she was the accidental spoiler to the throne elizabeth's father became king she was the accidental air which entrenched in her a sense of duty she was devout almost spiritual about her responsibilities as a royal even before being crowned. I did travel for you all.

Didn't she, like, want to make her sister the king or queen? The crown should do an episode of the crown, like a special live episode of the crown, where they get, like, the actors to do, like, a live episode. And it's just like, it's just a lot of stuff about when she'd, like, I think she'll die here and, like, you know. As I'm thinking about, there's no point. Yeah.

But my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service and to the service of our great imperial family. I gave in black babies out of my lineage, right? It was her, or their husband, or that Charles. I forget who it was who, like, took all the disabled royals and put them in a home and then declared them legally dead. I think it was Tony Anthony Eaton, right? Yeah. But she didn't, like, reverse that. She wasn't like, hey, disabled family members come on back.

People, because it was famously in recent Royal Memory, according to enemies of the show, by the way. Enemies of the show, Megan Merkel and Harry. Yes. I mean, I'm against the whole Royal Family, right? Yeah. I mean, the show is, this show is taking a stance against the Royal Family. It has.

Right. But no more than, no one more than Megan and Harry. That being said, I believe the current, king is rumored to be the one who said so is it black the baby is the baby black i know what you doing hey hey oh he's the one they accused of doing that i mean recent i mean this week's what i read that he was the one supposedly who did it so is the baby going to be a black baby or is it going to be a white baby and like oh aren't you going to be the king in like a year stop this I mean, what is the counter argument against,

look, I don't like Megan Markle, but like, what is the counter argument against her claim that they're racist? Like, is it like, why are people so, like, adverse to the idea that, like, this super tight-knit, very white family, like, has... I don't think they, look, I don't think, yeah. Well, I don't think to anyone saying they're not racist,

or at least I'm not saying that. Yeah, sequestered. I think people's issue with Megan tends to be, that she was mean to her staff that she's a she's a hot she's she's a bad actress yeah she was in one episode of fringe and we didn't like it that's true um that she's uh just basically yeah i mean honestly like that's like that's not even that crazy of a question for an old man is it is that really that crazy so is a baby going to be black look it's not a crazy question for like an old man who's been sequestered from the general public

he has for his entire life right yeah okay in a state of extreme wealth and like segregation they're not that wealthy i think like they have a bunch of stuff but they don't just get to buy new stuff but extreme luxury then like he's not you know i mean they have yeah they're not i mean but i think they're like they don't get to just buy whatever they want anymore remember didn't they put them in austerity or something oh did they still have like a bunch of castles and stuff to do and like but they work a lot yeah i mean like like oh I work harder than now my daddy they show up so something it's a pain

when you have a bunch of money you know like hey show up this children's cancer hospital and don't spit on the cancer babies that's work that takes effort not to be like oh god oh dear god oh what's wrong with him oh mother of Mary

to not say any of that that's harder than I've ever worked in my life can I refuse to not say that Yeah. No, it's, it's a weird. I get the implications. I get why it's racist. But it's also like, it's just as an old guy who's like,

so the baby going to be, like, maybe he says more menacingly. So it's going to be black. Yeah. And then it's like, I guess that could sound worse, right? But like, just a question by itself, I feel like it's not like that big a deal. I mean, look, it's an insane question. It's what race is the baby going to? Just from the perspective of somebody who's like, you would think is, why would he think that they would know that?

Well, look, that's a fair point. That's a fair question. But I'm just saying you're a prince of England, right? A prince of Britain, great Britain. And then the United Kingdom, right? You're a prince of the UK. Yeah. Anything bigger than that?

No, UK. It's the UK, right? Yeah. Okay. And then you have to, like, you're thinking about this to go, this might be the first black person in the royal family. that's crazy hey Megan come over here hey come over here

I was just thinking I was just talking the Bobby over here is my body I mean is your baby is your baby going to be the first

black member of the royal family and she would say well I am yeah oh right but you know but you get the point

yeah kind of I mean what would happen if this if the other one trying to do this the other boy

who became the air Would they stop it? If the other boy, oh, if William? If William tried to marry Mega Markle. Oh, yeah, I don't think he'd be like, I think they'd probably come down much harder on him. But what if their entire family dies? A freak accident. Then, so there's still a chance.

Like the entire royal family? That's the premise of, well, first of all, the entire core, like, you know, William and Kate and their kids. Then doesn't Harry become king? After, you know, rare. That's true. I mean, like, you would think. So it's not the craziest thing for Charles to ask Megan. The king is the now king supposedly asked, like, hey, this is going to be, you know, this can be a nice thing.

It's good for our brand. And she, but so I don't know. I don't know that's like the most of the crazy racist statement ever. Look, it's not. I could maybe see him asking it, like, semi-innocently. Yeah. So. While he's just grabbing your stuff, like, just grabbing it like to the stomach.

Yeah. Just trying to. You feel him just trying to, like, choke the wife out of it. So tell me. Just twisting or pregnancy. So tell me. What racist baby going to be? Ow, please, I go to my stomach.

Oh, sorry, love. But, yeah, like, I feel like the semi, the semi-innocent version of that question is, like, well, Harry's obviously, you know, very white and you're fairly light skin. And so is the baby going to be black? Like, I could see it. And that's still pretty bad. You know, what's interesting about this is that, like, if Harry and Megan somehow became the heirs, it's really more about Harry. Because isn't Harry not really Charles's kid?

Um, he's the, he's like, he's like, he's a colonel's kid or whatever, the Air Force colonel, whatever he was. Yeah. You know? The rumors. That's the rumor. The Diana, the Diana baller. Falling Diana with his freaking Royal Air Force hat or whatever.

and he was he was like a conspicuously redheaded man right yes that's why imagine having redheads in your military that's crazy has there ever been a prominent redhead in the American military oh no I mean Thomas Jefferson was a redhead but I can't think of any other redhead as American says Ron Howard yeah because Thomas Jefferson Ron Howard and then like Clay Aiken Was he red?

Clay Aiken is redheaded Yeah Yeah we really don't let them Rise the ranks No I mean Jefferson is the most prominent one Yeah That seems high But that was like 300 years ago almost

Yeah Maybe it started Maybe the prejudice started with him Because apparently he was kind of like Weird and autistic And a lot of the other founders Didn't like his vibe Besides like raping his slaves all the time

Yeah besides that Okay There's something weird about Thomas You mean, the fact that he raped You know, you think the fact that he rapes the slaves? No, no, that's whatever. I mean, who cares? No, it's just, he's kind of like, sullen.

You know, he's kind of like, he's just not that gregarious. Again, you have anything else? Start bringing that up, what's wrong with you? We have had the next time here. You're bringing this up. I don't know. The guy's just kind of like, you know, like, when we talk about women, he doesn't really have.

great stories because most of the time he's spending with slaves you know raping them no no it's not what I'm saying stop it

god you get everything about that you got me that's your everything huh doesn't define him as a person he does it every night that was Madison yeah

Madison shut up who am I right now you're um You're Aaron Burr? I'm Aaron Burr. Shut off. Madison.

It's crazy. Do you want to watch some of this? Where's this? When they proclaim him the king? I feel like they should have given it a week. I know that they've got to get to it soon. I know it's because the funeral's not happening for like 10 days. Yeah.

Or something. Yeah. They can't wait after. They can't have the funeral. first they need a monarch i mean what who else is going like you know uh not cursed cancer kids uh let's see who's that lady about way is that way is that right see i'm defending her now they're playing trumpets like a little bunch of idiots this is garish

These are classless Why are none of these guys black? That seems conspicuous to me There's a black A couple black people in their royal family now You can't get one black trumpeter What's this guy? This guy looks like this looks like the Wizard of Oz

What are they doing? Scott's guards Why don't? dressed like King's got Ken's got Those are some What kinds of guns

Are they holding? I thought they held More traditional guns But they have M16s Yeah They don't have assault rifles You're right Well they're actually

They're actual military people You're right I kind of thought They had older rifles But it's kind of weird They're just carrying Like They have one of those things

They can I call them Like a hell triggers Or whatever bull bull was that bullpen trigger a bullet no seriously when my car the thing after after one of the last shooting apart right yeah um yeah i forget i know what you're talking about yeah they have they have like grenade launchers they should all just have glocks yeah i mean honestly it's not that crazy yeah the glock is not like Glock is like a big cop weapon.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just. You should just have a belt full of guns. I mean, you're supposed to be defending the king. So we're the queen, right? The royal family. Why would you have like just like grenades?

They would want you to look like Rambo. It would be great. I would love to see. Posh Rambo. Obviously, I don't want to see like any. royal family members attacked or anything. Yeah. But I would like to see just like a mock rehearsal of what it would look like.

Like if somebody came and started attacking this, like, what would these guys be doing? Like, I would like to see that. I would like to see them just kind of like just like using a woman, woman's a human shield. They grab one of the servants and start using him as a human shield. Every man for himself, boss. Grab the booty. But, like, pirate booty, not like the woman's asses. Yeah, that's how I imagine it.

I mean, no one's, like, protecting the royal family. They treat them like dirt properly. They probably, none of these people have ever been spoken to by the royal family. You don't think so? No. Not even just, like, a little bit, like, hey. No. I think they treat them like dirt.

Like a dirt box. A box of dirt. What's going on? Attachment of the King's Guard alongside the band of the Coldstream guards. The trumpets. What do you say by the trumpets?

It's like I'm whispering about trumpets. To cavalry. Try to skip ahead here. What are they wizards? Skip something bigger, because this is like, how do we get to that fucking... Well, communication is about 1,400. trying to find something like real happening here and members of the house of

is that is that like some that's the guy from like whose lines is anyway that the prince charles philip arthur george is now by the death of our late sovereign of happy memory become our only lawful and rightful liege lord charles the third by the grace of Okay, to me, this is Prince Andrew was king. Through a mechanism of dirty dealings and backhanded these schemes, Prince Andrew. Of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of his other realms and territories, king,

head of the Commonwealth, defender of the faith, to whom we do acknowledge... Who's saying steady, steady? study with humble affection beseeching god by whom kings and queens do reign to bless his majesty this is garbage yeah what am I watching watch something better than this uh we just watch watch king Charles dress in a nation I speak to you today with feelings of profound sorrow throughout her life her majesty of the queen my beloved mother

was an inspiration an example to me and to all my family you know what I would have said in this case what my mother the queen who wiped herds out of my ass just cleaned it like dump she just

I would dump and she would she would wipe she's dead and I'm the king now so who's why wiping who now. Mommy. Mommy. Hello, mommy.

This is me. This is me like in my, because this is like a big fancy thing. Right, yeah. I'm just going. Bomb bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Imagine doing that. That's the moment.

Just like, what would happen if he's like? I mean, they can't cut away. It's your address. So you be the, you be the person behind the camera. All right. My mother. The queen, who I liked very much, is gone. And I'm the king now.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bamb, bum, bamb, bamb, bamb, bamb, bamb, bamb, bamb, bong. Who are you the speaker in my proclamation? I was just wondering. Yeah, why is there a woman behind the camera? We're live. We're just, just, king, king Charles. Nah! Oh, man, imagine if he just did that.

Yeah, imagine. Like, what do you do? I mean, he's, he can't, they can't just make someone else king if he starts doing that. I mean, is there a good, like, what if the king is mentally incapacitated? What if king is crazy? What if he's not mentally incapacitated and then he just chooses to do that? That's a great point. Can King be removed from power?

Can King of England be removed? I mean, I don't think that him doing that is necessarily worse than collaborating with the Nazis, but... Yeah, good point. What would happen to the royal family is Britain abolished the monarchy. I'm sure they'd be murdered in the streets, by the way. But no, but it's a good point. Like that would kind of, they'd be like,

well, we have been talking about doing this for a while. maybe we should just do this. But it's kind of like the way Harrison Ford doesn't like giving interviews and so he's always like I don't know who my own hands solo is this is my impression of hands ask me a question is Harrison Ford.

So what was it like working with a young Shia LeBuff on the new Indiana Jones film? I don't know who that is. Yes you do. You did a whole movie with him. Oh, that kid. Yeah, Shaila Buff.

It's fine. Okay. Good actor. All right. You've had a very storied career. What were some of your favorite movies to perform in? I don't understand the question. I think you do.

I think you're a smart guy. I've never seen my own movies. I really doubt that's true. It's true. Look, I get that a lot of actors don't like doing these press junket things. He's the only one. He's not like calm He's like the only asshole does that

But yeah So what was I saying We should replace King Charles With Harrison Ford Yes Okay And we owe her the most heartfilled debt Any family could owe to their mother

Yeah You got a dumb picture of her next door Look at that It looks so dumb Why actually like a blue Is that from her Jubilee or something? Yeah Or diamond jubilee

we'll see queen at diamond jubilee queen at diamond is that her yeah I think that oh it is her yeah so that's her their diamond jubilee why didn't they have her like with a royal portrait yeah good yeah yeah no that's a great question this is just a random picture yeah like a nice picture sure

at her diamond jubilee she would have wanted that maybe king charles look i think he knows that his reign is going to be kind of overshadowed by her reign you think so yeah like so it's like it's maybe he maybe they wanted the royal picture next to him but he is just like that draws too much of a contrast right you can have her in like this ugly blue suit she was photographed yeah that's good point why don't you go ask megan more about the race of her child weird king your weird creep of a king

Creep King, Creep King Racist King For her love affection Guidance Understanding and example Queen Elizabeth Was a life well lived

A promise with destiny Kept And she is mourned most deeply In her passing That promise Of lifelong service I renew to Whatever

He's a bore This is the crowning now This is him addressing the crowning I guess It is my most sorrowful duty To announce to you the death Of my beloved mother, the queen This is the same thing

I know how deeply you The entire nation Put the crown on them Selfless service Do they not do that anymore? My mother's right I don't know. See,

there's Camilla Parker Bowles. That's her. And that's her their weird, like 40-ish son. He looks like he's 75. How are you, like close? I mean,

that guy should be like, you know, like he runs the bank of, the bank of city bank. But like not like, I mean, like Chase, like New York,

what's that bank in New York? Chase New York. Not like, not Chase Manhattan. Anyway. chemical bank that's what i'm thinking of chemical bank you remember chemical bank no it's great it was a bank it was around back of the 80s

yeah sounds it sounds punk yeah this is chemical bank um this is st james what hell is st james's palace why is there so many palaces

why don't these dudes at buckingham if buckingham doesn't have all this stuff there why they why is buckingham the palace yeah i don't know where is st james's palace I googled that I mean maybe it's just is St. James's palace just the place where they keep the chair

been the setting for some of the most important events in royal history haven't been the residents of kings and queens of England so I think I think I think it's like it was in London I think I think Buckingham Palace is like a bit out of London I'm not sure how far out London and then so this is where like they're like we need to be able to have it let Andrew do his thing outside the public eyes

we're going to move to Buckingham Palace you know I think canonically I mean it might have before that but I mean there was a big impetus probably I don't think Andrew was the first one to be like ooh he's young right that wasn't the

first time that happened to the British monarch of sovereignty which have now passed to me in taking up these responsibilities I shall strive to follow the inspiring example I have been set in upholding constitutional government

and to seek the peace. God, I mean, you get bad to suck so much. Yeah, no, he's, this is so, this is excruciating. Imagine if this was William, stupid bald William right now. Oh, God. It's so much better, though, right? Yeah. Uh, hello.

My wife died years ago. Duh. Wait, did Williams wife die years ago? No, that's Charles. Diana. Famous Diana. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Anyway. Famous Diana. There's some more pictures of Elizabeth. I just want to see him when he sits down and they put the crown on him. I don't think they do anymore. Let's see. That's the one thing that's kind of cool. just seeing him sit in the chair.

That's a good point. When is the chair happened? The throne I mean. Maybe this is different than the coronation. He's proclaimed king, but maybe he's not like, there's a proclamation maybe. So I don't think this coronation's happening yet. You want to watch him sit? And then there's two men, there's two finely dressed men carrying a crown towards him.

Yeah. And he's just, and he's standing there like, give me the crown, give me the crown. And then they put it on his head. It's a nice moment. Oh, wow. You think he's like saying that. Give him the crown. Give me, get it.

Give it, just do it, just do it. By the way, what race is my grandson? Has anyone told me what race my grandson is? Is Archie, like, who cares? But, like, is Archie, like, kind of black? I don't know. Actually, no one's ever seen these kids, have they? Archie, Archie, uh...

I don't think they've... Has anyone seen him? I don't know. I think they keep a secret as the screw of Charles. Oh, man. maybe it's the kind of thing maybe it's it's maybe Charles maybe Charles is completely innocent here yeah maybe it may Megan Margle was never pregnant and there and the reason why the

royals hate her so much is because they're just like yeah it's just this delusional woman who kept telling us she was pregnant and she clearly wasn't and one day he was like so what racist the gravy isn't me it's a joke he's actually a really fun guy apparently he's like he's like a British Sutterman yeah he's like I'll play along that's what What raise that baby going to be? Oh,

hope it's not something that will cause a problem. That's a good point. And in carrying out the heavy task that has been laid upon me and to which

I now dedicate what remains to me of my life. I pray for the guidance and help. I'm already super old. I mean, you'll get 20 years.

of your mother's any indication, right? He's like 75. Yeah. What remains of my life? I mean, what are you supposed to do anyway these days? I mean, like, all the stuff. I think there's a little resentment in that line. Oh, yeah.

Hey, let's watch that, you know. Of my life. And to which I now dedicate what remains to me of my life. What remains to me of my life, which has been wrenched from my body. by my mother Mommy, why didn't you die?

Ma! Ma! Remember you get your I'm a wine princess bitch t-shirts Just follow the link in description. Elizabeth

would have worn one. Elizabeth, honor the memory of Princess Elizabeth. Wait, queen of she queen. A princess and then queen Elizabeth. Princess. the princess and future queen

and past queen by buying I'm a wine princess bitch t-shirt or a comfort with a gun hand t-shirt or anything else in the store it's on the links in the description she also she used a gun she was photographed using a gun once yeah very similar things

just give the money and buy it I pray the guidance and help of almighty God all right I just made it weird nah bring god into it

so there's other stuff happening right there's uh not just not all coronations and mummy was great yeah uh here's an article we found why didn't go full screen

why didn't go full screen why didn't go on full screen I program all these help me let's just make it a half why does it go full screen let's just make it full screen

yeah yeah um please Neil McKay says the tidal wave of hate towards the queen made me ashamed to be a human being who's Neil McKay no one knows

what magazine is this do we have evidence that Neil McKay is a human being uh that's good point the herald I don't know I guess he's the person uh what's this idiot saying

December 9th Neil McKay on Twitter. How many follows you have on Twitter? Wait, wait. Neil McKay, read some of this. I'm going to look at on Twitter. The torrent of hate and cruelty across the world on social media

in response to the death of the queen was astonishing in its ferocity and callousness. It speaks to something deeply damaged, ruined within the souls of so many of our fellow men and women. He only has 25,000. He only has 25,000. thousand followers what a loser yeah the torture hate and cruelty across the world and social media in response to the death of the queen was astonishing and its ferocity and callousness it speaks

of something deeply damaged ruined within the souls of so many of our fellow men and women i felt ashamed yesterday not just as an anti monarchist why would you feel any shame as an anti-monitor. But as a member of a species, the human race, which is among it those who hold such hatred in their breasts. Wow, he really, this is all women to them, huh? Who holds such hatred in their breast. Anyone who cannot extend empathy to a fellow human being at the moment of their death has some terrible shadow on their soul. Wow, you're an anti-monarchist? Yeah, really. This guy really is just like, as an anti-monarchist, I've never had an animosity towards Queen Elizabeth. It's the institution of monarchy

I had a problem. It kind of sounds like a great racist talk. I got no problem with the woman. All right? It's the position. You know?

I don't hate Obama because he's black. It's because he's the drone strikes, which he did do. I feel like this guy is some kind of like anti, I don't know

what state the anti-monarchist movement is in in England right now. But this guy has got to be some kind of poison pill. Like where it's just like, As an anti-monarchist, I actually think the monarchy is wonderful. And Queen Elizabeth was stunning and beautiful. You think Neil McKay is a rat?

I think Neil McKay is a little rat. Yeah. So what's his angle? I don't know. Is he a spy for the, for M.I.6? Is what James Bond would really do? Like, James Bond's always, like, flying around the world and, like, I don't know, like, using poison darts or whatever. But really, he would just.

be like typing for the herald about how the monarchy is actually pretty good even if you hate, I don't even like the monarchy but Queen Elizabeth, you know, she's right. That's a real work of 007. The viciousness, the inhumanity towards the queen as she was dying

didn't just hold on. Didn't just what are I reading here? I lost my place. Towards the queen she was dying. Didn't just come from these islands far from it. The tidal wave of mockery and sick delight

swept the world. It cut across all demographics of race, gender, and age. I mean, is that really your point here? Yeah, I mean, also, I feel like you're kind of making the opposite of your point. Like, I don't know, like, I don't think I... Everyone loves to hate the queen. Yeah, like, right, like... Honestly, it's the most fun thing to do.

Yeah, of course it is. Much focus is falling Dr. Ujou, is it Ujou? Ouizu? Do you? Ushanya, a professor of America's, I'm about to get attacked by her, probably. A professor at America's Carnegie Mellon University in Pennsylvania. She wrote of the queen, may her pain be excruciating,

and said, I heard the chief monarch of a thieving, raping, genocidal empire is finally dying. Which is like, you know, I mean. Like, it's intense, but, uh. May her pain be excruciating is a little rough. It's a little rough. But the second part, I heard the chief moniker for thieving, raping, golden gentleman of empire is finally dying.

That's just a statement of fact. I mean, I don't know what, oh, she's finally dying. Yeah, Charles is going to turn things around, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, look, that is like the one unemotional criticism you can make of that. Like, it's just like, yeah, but another thieving, raping guys stepping in. Now I'm in charge of the thieving and the raping. Hello.

That's the beauty of monarchy. Hello. The thieving and raping never stops. I mean, this guy's supposedly, like, pretty racist. If you listen to Megan Markle, right? Not officially, but, you know, you asked me, my fake baby was black. And according to Megan Markle, she had nothing but, you know, fond memories of Queen Elizabeth.

Yeah, no. And they shared a blanket or some shit. Oh, right. They should. She like, I feel like, I feel like, like Elizabeth was like 94 at the time, probably. And like, or 93, whatever. And like, Megan probably like, like, oh, hey, which do you think you call her queen? oh hello queen and she like struts over and like gets under the blanket with her yeah and and she like kind of like wants to push away but she's like too old yeah it's like me she could have but it would have been like it would have been the whole production yeah so she like let her be like the blanket is pretty big yeah so we're under the blanket but like a three person couch and three on like either side of the couch but Megan's got a little bit of the blanket over her foot we're sharing a blanket and like Harry comes in like you and your grandma are sharing a blanket

And she doesn't hate me. She doesn't hate me. Oh, that's wonderful, darling. That's wonderful. My mother was murdered by the massage. She was having a panic attack. All because she was bawling, do with the al-Fa-ed. Anyway.

So this is quite something to say. These guys are not... Yesterday, it chilled me as a human. being, what a, this guy's a tryhard. He really is a try hard. He really is like the guy who got Jeremy Webb in the Tizzy. Yeah. When he was like, asked from Peep Show.

I don't know if people, if you don't watch Peep Show, watch Peep Show. It's on Hulu. It's one of the best British comedies. And then one guy, Robert Webb, right? Mm-hmm. He went after him and he was like, because Robert Webb, like, showed some support for, like, or like, said, like, some trans children's group was like, yeah.

It was, whatever. He, like, retweeted some. But they were interviewing about, yeah, it was, it was interviewing. He tweeted someone who said, like, this is bad. He didn't say anything. No one knows what we're talking about. But the point is, this guy, like, is interview him after the fact when they're promoting their new show. And he's like, so you said this a couple years ago, you guys in hot water.

He's like, I have two trans kids. Adopt, I have adopted two trans kids, which is, he's like, I think what you say was bad. And it was just like, uh, I feel like the same guy. Yeah. In his mind, this is what's going to, he thinks that, like, he thinks that somehow, like, King Charles is going to read this article. Yeah. And he's going to, like, reach out to him and be like, why don't you have, maybe we'll have an audience for you at the, at a Buckingham Palace. And it's just like, well, and then I'll get him to really consider the views of anti-monarchy.

Because I'll be the, he'll see that I'm the real representative of the anti-monarchist movement. This guy is a piece. Mr. McKay, I'm writing to you in this. Difficult time To express my gratitude For your display of humanity In your quiet protest of the monarchy Which I am now ahead of

Please come to Buckingham Palace So I can suck you off And treat you like a box of Sex toys Or treat your body like a box of empty sex toys That's my prerogative is the king which much love and lust King Charles III

The evening and raping And raping There's another So this is So this person is Dr. It'll come up in this Ojuania Ojuania

So here's another article Uja Anya university rebukes professor Who's tweet about dying queen To your response from Jeff Bezos Which just It struck me as odd It struck me as an odd

It's the whole match episode. Yeah, why is it being... This is very interesting. Kurt Schlosser wrote it. I don't know what his angle is. A professor whose tweet about Elizabeth II was called out by an Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos, Mark Sellers, has been reviewed by the university where she works. Dr. Ujuania, a professor in the Department of Modern Languages. That's what on the do with the queen?

Why is she talking about this? She's not a professor of Queens. at Quantford University Queen expert Ojuania tweeted Thursday when news reports initially said the queen

was in grave condition I heard the chief monarch of a thieving, raping, genocidal empire is finally dying. May her pain. Oh, okay. Why did Neil McKay like

invert these things? Because apparently then she says may her pain be excruciating. He actually made it seem like better than it was. That's pretty rough. You know what? You know what this reminds me of?

And I actually don't think it's equivalent. But like, when Leonard Cohen died, I randomly saw it. I forget. She was giving me head and when I made bed. I love the queen. When Leonard Cohen died, I forget exactly why I saw it. But, like, there is an article headline on Stormfront. Were you reading Stormfront?

Look, I don't regularly read Stormfront. Isn't like a Nazi website? Yes, it is. I don't make a point to read Stormfront. Is that part of your, like, you know, tabs, your favorite tabs? What's going on? I like to hear the other side of things. No, like, no, look, it was completely random.

I forget how I came across this. Okay. I think someone showed it to me, honestly. You're a Nazi friend. You're a weird racist friends. But the storm. Hey, look at this. What's going on?

Who are you? Stormfront had published. an obituary for Leonard Cohen. Really? And the headline of the obituary was, Weird Jew, Leonard Cohen, finally dead. That's not right. That's racist.

It's very racist. It's very sincerely racist. Yeah, it does remind me of this tweet, though. You're right. Yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting point. Interesting. Of all, I mean, there's a lot, I mean,

you would think they would use that already for, like, Grouch our marks. Right, yeah. You would think there would be other. or chico marks perhaps you would think there would be other weird jews even harpo marks yeah zapp omar i mean it's a lot weird i mean i was surprised it took him to luther coindine they use that line yeah uh interesting jeff bezos apparently said this is someone supposedly working to make the world better i don't think so wow well i mean it's not a very look it's not a great clap back no i mean

because her job is what a professor in the department of modern languages I don't think anyone said that's like hey I want to make the world better what you can what you're gonna do in nuclear war or feed the poor I'm gonna become a professor of the department of modern languages at Carnegie Mellon so Jeff Bezos sucks that's the point what is a what is a professor in modern languages do you I don't know is it what Chomsky does does she speak a bunch of languages or is she like a linguist probably a linguist yeah I imagine who knows she shot back at the former amazon CEO and his replies writing may everyone you and your merciless greed have harmed in this world remember you as fondly

as i remember my colonizers i gotta say i kind of like this woman yeah i mean she ain't she ain't pulling back she's just like oh i mean it is weird for like he's got she's going after the colonizers i'm not saying that amazon has a colony per se but i mean there's few people who would get the kind of like Bond villain status as much as this day and age as Jeff Bezos. Right, yeah. Interesting.

A statement of this is Carnegie Mellon. We do not condone the offensive and objectionable messages posted by Uja Anya today under a personal social media account. Free expression is core to the mission of higher education. But that really is like using the N word. But we don't allow this, though. No, I'm kidding.

to the mission of higher education. However, the view she shared absolutely do not represent the values of this institution, nor the standards of discourse we seek to foster. Well, you know, I mean, isn't, don't you better the name of like a guy who like put down like, you know, strikes by like gunfire? Oh, yeah, good point. Didn't Andrew Carnegie like just like, or his guy, Andrew, or his guy Frick, Bill Frick, whatever his name was?

Yeah. His right hand man. Did they just like one of the Pinkertons just blow, like just annihilated a bunch of protesters? I'm not sure what Mellon did I'm sure Mellon wasn't great either What was Melon? Oh, Mellon was even worse than Carrigan He was, who was Mellon? I forget

J.G. Mellon? Yeah, yeah, he was a finance guy, right? Didn't he finance like the World War I or something? Whatever. But who's the ania? That's a bridge too far. Very interesting days.

Yeah. Was there anything else we wanted to show? Wait, but she did have one more response that I think maybe was subtly responding to Carnegie Mellon's response to her. According to Anya's bio, she teaches and conducts research in critical applied linguistics. There's your answer. Critical sociolinguistics. Fake stuff, fake stuff, more fake stuff, critical race and discourse studies, whatever.

Without sociolinguistics. I'm sure it's something, but it's also not. She's from Nigeria, which was a British colony until 1960. If anyone expects me to express anything but this thing for the monarch who supervised the government that sponsored the genocide, that massacred to displace half my family, and the consequences of which those alive today are still trying to overcome, you can keep wishing upon a star. Wow, that's a mouthful. If anyone today expects me to pull back my statement, which I wrote in a computer that I got from the Department of Linguistics, Carnegie Mellon, you can go scratch. If anyone expects me to pay for my lunch when I go to a banquet that's being held for other linguists at a conference that I'm forced to go to to get credits to my professional whatever. they call that requirements you can go buy a lunch i'm not saying she's cheap i just feel like

you know that wasn't the implication i'm i'm going to be uh put to put the pasture because i call a woman i inadvertently called a woman of color cheap for not want to buy your own lunch at some fictional conference no that is it keep wishing upon a star is a dainty way to yeah and that tweet. You can wish a part of star. The hell you're getting. You know what? I mean, you be Cahego, wish upon a star.

This should be a diehard's line. Kurt Schlosser seems pretty, covers the geek life beat for geek wire. What the hell? A long-time journalist, photographer. Yeah, you know, that's a friggin, that's a weird tweet. I mean, weird, uh, publication. Yeah. A long-time journalist.

How are we going to be doing this? Long time. I've been doing this forever. I mean, you know. I was a scammer. Anyway, Princess Elizabeth dead at 96. Here's some more pig. We'll play 70s while we're wrapping up.

We will remember you. And I'm not doing the song. You don't do the bedbiddler song. Beautiful princess. We will remember you. Became a queen. Your son said something racist to your granddaughter by law. Now you're dead and buried.

He'll be the king forever. And some people are happy. Look at your own. Complicated woman. Who shot these pictures, Epstein? What is this? What's going on? Why is she being like treated like some adult?

now she's wearing like a mink shawl what is this this is these pictures are all very troublesome to me I don't like any of this this one's just like a this is just like a thing of like some school dance that's her dumb sister

playing in the dirt like oh god yeah that's her riding some dumb bicycle some tandem bike this queen oh man look so I found out that the queen of England who wrote some dumb tansom biking played in the dirt with her dumb sister

is passing away soon i hope it's excrucied there is she is holding a dog these privileged kids yeah little rats oh that's a cute picture of her the dog playing with a dog pretending that i'm not a nazi who's that guy in the back hold on who's that guy in the back who is that creep i don't know who is that ghoul in the back who's that behind that's the queen mom behind her

one of those is the queen mom I guess I think that's the queen mom on the who is that Anthony Eden is that the guy who is all mean in the crown excuse me we cannot do that queen that might be him was that even his name

is his name Anthony Eaton I'm even sure Anthony Eaton we'll wrap this up in a second Anthony Eat Eden oh Eden okay

is that him that might be right maybe without the mustache i don't know he always but he always had a mustache looking very cagey though maybe he didn't have one who's younger what's the bottom of this this guy this guy looks like he's like the guy from alida anthony mason hello sneaking around hello i'd like to spend time with your daughter hello i'm i'm anthony mason the queen the queen mom looks weird too See, like the royal family's photographers just suck. Yeah, well, which one's the queen mom and one on the left? It must be right.

The old one. No, I think the one on the left is the queen mom. What's the one on the right? I don't know. It must be her mother. Queen Ram Mum? Must be, yeah. Because that was the queen at the time probably because it was the kid.

So, yeah, I don't know. She looks like Phyllis Diller. Anyway, very weird people. So look, we have a new king. Enjoy it. it ain't going to last forever well it's true that's right

if today shows anything it's just that you know the king is dead long or the queen is dead long live king charles the third the emperor of of Indonesia whatever you know yeah he's uh

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