Kump - 124 - Searching For Jordan Peterson

Episode Date: September 25, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss cleaning like Jordan Peterson, Nurse Ratchet's tragic death, Mighty Max, Russia, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? Good. How was your week? It's been a, it's been a good.

week my pre-birthday week it's a very exciting time I've been hiding presents all over the bathroom I hope you found them have you yeah I don't want people that's that's for us yeah that's not for you to tell you know maybe maybe on our Patreon wink wink if you sign it for our Patreon where you get an extra episode every week for five bucks a month

well I'll get the hang of that one day maybe we'll tell you what kind of secret presents, I hide in the bathroom. It's not what you think. It's all very, it's, you know, jewels and, and luxury items and things that women like. Don't give it away. Well, no, I'm just saying in general. I'm not like, it's not like toiletry or toilet related things.

It's nice things that I hide in the toilet because you don't expect that in the toilet. You expect that in a jewelry store or your jewelry box or on your body where jewelry goes, but not in the toilet and not around the toilet. famously no one really is true no one does that i i take precautions i use you know very i mean you think of tape probably at home like scotch tape or you know masking tape or even duct tape is i use industrial uh tapes tapes that they use for like you know planes when they tape the wings on right because sometimes the wings are falling off and you don't have time to get a screwdriver or drill so you get some and the tape that you would use to make sure a plane doesn't crash that's how

I cover you in jewels in the toilet area all right so happy birthday to you Lucy thank you my love many more is that appropriate that doesn't feel right no I mean look it's a nice sentiment that feels like it's like condescending I don't feel like I'm a position to say, hey, many more from me, you'll be fine probably. Unless you try to, like, stop me from falling off the Empire State Building. You'll be fine. But, you know, but no, many more. I don't want you to die.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. It's not, you know, part of that week, I feel like, you know, it's not, I didn't say it's for that. And it's not for that. But we can just say it is, I've been cleaning all around the apartment. Yeah.

the motivation was not your birthday um it's nice right it's a nice bonus but i gotta be honest you didn't inspire me to clean do you think you did no i think did you write a book telling me to clean did you no i did you didn't write a book right there's no book where you basically like nail what my problems are and then say hey i know how you can stop being a slob i know how you can stop being a slob i know how you can stop being hated by most people. I know how you can make a good impression despite all your faults and your and your foibles. I didn't do that.

You didn't do that. No, that's not me. I'm trying to remember who did that. Oh, yes. Jordan Peterson did that. I was inspired by Jordan Peterson, the dapper, the dapper dialogist. The dapper dialogue.

He should write a book called The Dapper Dialogues. It's just him, Dialogues in Hell with a dapper Jordan Peterson. The famous book called Dialogues in Hell between, I don't know, Montague and Rose Pier. I don't know. These are stupid books. It's kind of a book he would know what it is. Yeah. I'm not, you know, point is, but I read his book, and it's not stupid.

It's great. You read his book? I mean, I know the gist of it. All right. I know what he's about. he's about cleaning your room he's about getting getting underneath the desk

getting under getting where you know using the broom when you need to but also using your hand and just kind of scraping dirt with your fingernails I don't know if he'd advocate scraping dirt with your fingernails I think if I told him I did that he'd think well this guy really is a hustler

he's a guy who knows how like he's trying to speak to a lot of different people look at him you know he's kind of bored with like he's trying he's like yeah look i'm going to tell you what to do but i'm not like engaged by this because you're all just like you know just touching your underwear and putting into a hamper and i come up there to one of these you know big speeches these big conferences and i'm like mr peterson i'm scraping under the desk where the gunk is and i'm using my fingernails

if i have to and he's like yes yes mr cumm yes mr cump that's what i i i'm I didn't want to, like, challenge people too much. Yeah. But, like, you embody everything I'm about and want to be. And I'm too afraid to say. I, Jordan Peterson, too am afraid to ask that of you people. But you have done it. I'm like, and then he, like, you know, it's like, it's like a sense of a woman or, no, what's the one?

But when he picks me up or I pick him up, something in an officer and a gentleman. The bodyguard. The end of officer and a gentleman, I believe. is when he carry, and one of us carries the other route, probably me. He'll try to do it and I'll be like, hey, hey, let's not kid ourselves. I get what you're doing and I'm going to pick you up. So this guy is such a father figure to you. Yes.

That you just want to carry him like a baby. I think he'd appreciate that. It's the only thing I could do for him. It's the only way I could show love and respect. What am I going to do? Like, you know, thank him. No. He wouldn't want that.

Yeah. I mean, I got to be honest. I've been cleaning the whole time. I don't feel like more of a man. I don't feel like. I still want to hit things. Like walls, not people. Right.

But I still want to hit a wall. I thought like cleaning, I thought he would, I were like, when I, you know, I'm trying to get a passport and they tell me what's going to be, you know, six weeks and I need them to. And I'm like, I'm just going to punch the bathroom wall. you know and with a dry wall put a hole in the wall and i'm like i made i'll clean the bathroom instead and i i didn't do it worked i guess because i cleaned i didn't put a hole in the wall

i wanted to i don't think you've never put a hole in our walls i mean for you but i i have many apartments in the past where i'd holes in walls i would take a hammer to a to a kitchen table oh yeah that sounds nice honestly that was very gratifying yeah i don't want to talk talk about what may be upset that day, but it was a, it was a kitchen table with folding wings or whatever. It was like a circle, but if you unfolded the circle part, like the edges, it was just rectangular table, right? But I got it like a cheap thrift store. So did you bought it? Did you buy, did you buy it explicitly to hit it with a hammer? No, no, no, no, this is my table. We're ate breakfast and lunch and maybe even dinner. And maybe even dinner if I was feeling crazy.

If there was nothing going on in my life, which was often. one time in that same apartment i i was just feeling very low so i stocked my fridge which i cleaned that completely and the only thing if you open my fridge was fiji water coconut water and i think a few vitamin waters but they were very they were stacked very neatly and i like that's maybe that can be jordan pearson's third book you know like you know beverages for for like 12 beverages for life but whatever point is i took a hammer to this table one day and it felt amazing and i'd like to ask Mr. Peterson, you know, what's up with that? Why, like, you know, cleaning is nice,

but I didn't feel like I felt with the hammer and the table. That was great. Yeah, well, to be fair, I don't think 12 rules for life. I mean, my landlord got scared. Like, I, there was a basement apartment, and I shared a, you know, a wall with, like, the 13-year-old, 12-year-old son, whatever. And he, like, had me down there with his friends playing,

like, at the time, I think it was the new. new Xbox one. They'd be like, hey, Xbox, do this. And I would be fuming. And I would, and I would just start screaming. Kind of like I do with the women across the hole. When they make noise, I just start screaming at myself. Like, just, ah!

And they get, they get the handle. And so that day, that, I think that, I remember, like, they got a little concerned. He didn't, like, he didn't confront me. He was a little rat kid. Yeah. But, but his, like, his, I think the mom was like, oh, you're okay. I mean, we heard some noises, but I know he heard him. Yeah.

And I was, because I was hitting the hammer. And he said his mother to do his dirty word. This little, what a little rat. This little rat called his mommy and said, there's a man screaming. There's a man who's screaming and he might be violent. Why don't you go talk to him? And you might say a fat man, but this is when I was running five miles a day. This is around that time.

Oh. I was amped up. I was just like, you know, I was. And so he's just hearing a runner man still, you know, stick. I was never skinny, so I was a little thick man with a hand, smashing a hammer onto a table. He must have thought all sorts of things. Anyway. To be fair, I don't think that the, I don't think 12 rules for life has ever,

Jordan Peterson has ever said, don't smash things with a hammer. That's a fair point. He just said clean your, they're into the affirmative. So you could theoretically clean your apartment and smash a table with a hammer. That's a great point. In the privacy of your own home. The PowerPoint I'm making for him, I'm going to update that to include that. Hey, you never, I couldn't do this.

Yeah. You never, don't you dare judge me, Mr. Peterson, Mr. Jordan, Mr. Jordan Peterson. Oh, oh. I should make a document. This is like, you remember searching for Bobby Fisher? Yeah. It's like searching for Jordan Peterson. But, like, you know, but he's not, but we act like he is.

And one day he disappeared. Remember, sorry for Bobby Fisher? Yeah. And one day he disappeared. He whispered. Remember? Yeah. Yeah.

That's the vibe I want for my documentary. It's just me searching. I mean, would that get his attention? If I made a documentary girl, because there's a documentary about where's Richard Simmons because people don't know where he is, right? Oh, there is a documentary? There's a documentary about that. Do you want to, should we watch a little of that?

Yeah. trailer? See, we can find the trailer really quick. But, you know, Richard Simmons is a man who did a lot of sweating to the oldies. That was his big thing in the 80s. He was a, he was a part of the big diet craze, right? And he was sweat to the oldies. He would deal a meal. He had the deal of meal cards, which were very fun, where basically you had a wallet and, you know, you had cards for, like, protein and, you know, carbohydrates, breads and, like, fats and the oils and salts i mean and you just like oh i'm going to eat this a little rollo you know those chocolates yeah i mean a rollo well here's a fat and a salt card you pig

dealer's choice uh this is a documentary yeah it looks like it was this a trailer is richard simmons what really happened oh i just want a trailer is there anywhere we get to get a trailer because i want to play a whole thing uh or not it doesn't matter I love to just sweat to the oldies one day on here. It doesn't matter. This looks like something. All right, let's play this. This is maybe a news report on the documentary?

Yes. Oh. Why can I hear you not plugging into the audio? Really? Yeah. So what really happened to beloved fitness icon Richard Simmons, who has not been seen for more than eight years now? There are many theories out there. His housekeeper is holding him hostage, his beloved dog, his beloved dog, that is died.

Why do you learn how to speak? He has medical issues. He turns up. Terrible news anchor. Can you, uh, you go up? volume anyway that's fine but for that in the future let's you know uh do you know so where do you think richard simmons is oh i have i mean uh dead maybe why would he be dead do you know something i mean if nobody really nobody knows i assume this is a little exaggerated and really he just like you know

I guess he just doesn't want to be into like the public eye anymore but if really nobody can find him maybe he's dead how do you think he would have died um I guess he could have been murdered I guess he could have

you know committed suicide in a remote place can nobody really find like the cops couldn't find Richard Simmons if they needed to I don't think they're looking for him I don't think he's wanted in a series of how do you just volume on YouTube

is there a thing yeah just turn that up all the way before we watch another thing but the point is i don't think richard simmons is out there uh you know being geoffrey domber like the new domber right there's that new netflix domer special and i don't think richard simmons is doing that i don't think he's you know being questioned you know in a series of you know young men getting killed whatever yeah that's not his style his style is a sweat to the oldies it's to uh it's to deal a meal now we're on tangent here i don't really care about richard simmons i mean if he wanted to be found he'd be found if he's dead

sela v well that sounds harsh what's between say la v and i don't care uh god bless god bless yeah god bless uh but you know what if i made a documentary about jordan peterson where i searched for him and he's and he has to be like i'm over here you just you just really effectively spread the rumor that nobody can find him right Yes. I think you're on. I think you're on to something that I'm on to. Yeah.

How could you, how would you convince people that someone as ubiquitous as Jordan Peterson is actually, that he's actually missing? I remember Jordan Pearson? Yeah. No one seen him in weeks. You know what? That's good.

That's plausible too. Yeah. You start out like that and you just keep repeating it. Yeah. Like, you know, week one, I'm like, I say that. Week two, it's like, we still haven't heard from. Jordan Peterson, week six. It's like, this is getting concerning.

And, you know, because what's going to happen is, you know, no one else is looking for Jordan Peterson. So it'll take a while to catch up. But when people start Googling it, what's going to come up? The comp show. Looking for answers. Right? Right. Correct.

Yeah, I mean, look, you could probably get a lot of traffic. This is going to be the crucifixion blood of our show. as Jordan Peterson might say. So, you know, we wish you the best. I hope this is not played in court. Mr. Comkin, can we not play the segment where you told your fiancé at the time, well, we're married now?

Well, you weren't then. All right, fair enough. That, you know, you told your fiancé that you plan to fake Jordan Peterson's death. This is great promotion for me. That's why all I say. Anyway, we're moving on. There's a lot to do.

Yeah. What's, all right, so I, we have this, this thing here. It just says Biden, she was 12. Do you want to elaborate, do you want to introduce this clip? Or should put a clip first? So I have looked for context for this clip because I kept hearing about it. Right. The only context seems to be he's talking to a bunch of teachers.

Yes. And he points to someone randomly. I don't think they even know who he was pointing to. Right. But he seems to be like recognizing the woman. Okay. And he says this. Yeah, I saw this on like Twitter or something, and I just didn't understand it.

So yeah, let's play this clip. Let's see. But guess what? We got a lot to do. Got to say hi to me. We go back a long way. She was 12. I was 30.

But anyway. okay what is that he's he's pointing on a grown woman right yeah okay he's saying we go back in a long way me and this teacher yeah just go back let's just let's just watch us again but guess what we got a lot to do but well that that sounds like something i just said well we got a lot stuff today this does it sounds like he's hosting a podcast we got a lot to do uh you know remember remember to sign up for the for the for the and like and subscribe also i i used to have Hang out with his 12-year-old. You got to say hi to me.

I mean, all right. He's not looking at a child. We think that's true. No. Okay. They're all laughing, so I guess it's not like a... It wouldn't even make sense if she was a child. I agree.

It doesn't make sense now. I mean, none of it makes sense. We go back a long way. She was 12. I was 30, but anyway... I mean, she was 12. Was he a teacher? Okay.

think this is uh this is him trying to do like an i'm old as fuck joke she was 12 i was 30 it's probably a woman who's kind of old herself did we establish this is the president we're this this this guy this guy is president biden he's not just some random guy yeah this is the president of the united states interesting uh sure to be fair let's just watch to the end of the clip will explain what's going on oh sorry me this woman helped me get an awful lot done at any rate well that doesn't make it much better does it no it doesn't

this woman helped me get a awful lot done yeah I think it's a jury should he be impeached over this yes I don't think he did anything wrong but should he be impeached for under some guys of like this is weird um yeah I mean I think he should be impeached for just being gross

to look at. I think he should be impeached for being a little too handsy with kids. He's very handsy. It's the weirdest non-look. For something that's so creepy, it's surprising how, like, creepy it doesn't

really seem to be fair. Like, it doesn't seem like he's molesting kids. But, like, he's given him, like, professional backrobs. He's getting them like, you know, he's working the, the, the, the, the, the, the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, he's, he's needing into the muscles, like, like, like, they're 50 year old coal mine workers. He's, like, yeah.

Would you do it double? You did a double down in the mine? Oh, that's going to be a nice paycheck, huh? That's what we do it for, huh? We don't do it for the coal, do we? Black lung, we don't do for that. But the kids, like, it's a nine-year-old girl. Yeah.

Yeah. Very disturbing guy. But, yeah, like, I think this is an I'm, I don't think this is a, I fucked a kid joke. I think that it's an I'm old joke. They're probably around the same age, but he's trying to, he's making a joke, like, you know, or she's probably, you know, an adult but younger than him. And he's saying, like, he's trying to make himself seem better by saying she was 12. I was 30 when really maybe she was like 30 and he was 60 she was 12 I was 30

don't you know anything he was a he was a lifeguard boy I was a little Avril Avivine to the Biden she was a skater girl you could might like I sound like a marble being like you know beating the death by a by a hammer um you actually might be kind of ID because you actually have a singing voice so be careful we don't want to get caught I don't think you're I don't know if you're at strict but we I mean you have an angel voice I mean I sound like you know I'm a skirt a boy it's just let's just be careful okay we should really get like get someone who knows about because we're constantly going are we allowed to play this are we allowed to sing this am I allowed to say my name right I don't want to be

content ID on on YouTube well look I to be I was He wasn't going to sing the whole Avrilavine song. I'm just saying you have a great voice. And I do like that song, so maybe I would have gotten too into it. You can't be too careful these days. Yeah. This is we're living in the media something. Anyway.

Was there something else about a article? This article work looking at? Yeah, I just, I thought maybe it would explain more, but it kind of doesn't. It's a. President Biden shocked viewers of, his Friday speech to teachers when he recognized an audience member and told the crowd, she was 12, I was 30. Biden lit up social media with a confounding and seemingly inappropriate aside.

He did not say what he did when he was 30 and the woman was a preteen. Well, that seems a little. I mean, we're all agreeing it's weird, but like he didn't say what he did. Yeah. I mean, is this Fox or who is this? This is the New York Post. Yeah. He didn't say where he was hiding when he found her.

He didn't say where he hit the girl. You got to say hi to me, Biden said mid-speech. We go back a long, yeah, this is just what, you know, literally this is like when journalism is now. Like, it's just right down what the video says. There's no, like, no one goes to, like, the press secretary. No one's, like, following up with, like, you know, I mean, there's, like, places journalists go where they look things up, right?

Like, research libraries. Yeah. It's not just YouTube still, right? Like, I mean, but that's what this is. I mean, if all you got to do is transcribe YouTube, I'll be a journalist. Anyway, but Biden's, he's a cute guy. He's a cute, a little, you know, it could be worse, right? Oh, yeah, I forgot you're a Biden apologist.

I'm sorry, but, you know, at least he's not drafting me into the Russian war, like some people, some people we know. And good transition. Thank you. I'm getting better at that. President Putin, who, I got to be honest of you, he's lost some esteem in my view lately. You know, I can't say that I feel as good about President Putin as I used to, with this war.

Is that just because he wasn't interested in producing a reality show? Yeah, I don't want to get into the details, but, you know, I'm, suffice to say, you know, my endorsement, is expensive. Is that actionable? I'm not blackmailing the president of Russia. Or some fake reality show. You play ball, Putin.

I mean, this would be the perfect time. He might want a reality show made by him. Like, you know, even if it is just me doing it. Huh? Huh? Can Peterson help us out? He was in Moscow for a while. That's true, yeah.

We should talk. Peterson Let's dialogue We have a lot of common We both have Russian business Whatever We'll set of a meeting Was he in Russia?

He was in Russia It was Russia, right? Yeah In a hyperbaric chamber or something Yeah I wasn't sure if it was like Bosnia or something I don't know But yeah

So the war has not been going great for Putin I don't know why They're a pretty big country Right Yeah And I guess Ukraine's like general Washington or something like you know they got out of the goods yeah but even though like when we did that with england you know that was france doing it i guess we're the france america's the

france now right we're giving all the weapons we're the france yeah i mean do we know about i mean i'm assuming we got covert warriors over there yeah it's look it's not as romantic as france coming over with all their beautiful ships well i wasn't even thinking it was romantic okay so you you think it was just a sweet little they just just, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they did they give us a bunch of, like, naval support. Wasn't that? Yeah. But also, I think, I think also troops, I mean, Lafayette was a general, right? He wasn't just, it was an admiral. Yeah. I don't know. You're the, you're the, you're the, you're the one who's French. Um, I mean, uh, point is, uh, uh, France is not involved in this, but we are, America. So we're doing such a good job with our covert boys. Um, um, um, um, probably deltas and like you and who else is there range a rangers there is it special forces who's doing who's doing the damage um well we're sending them a bunch of weapons right no you never they never say we're sending over troops but you know i got to imagine there probably is right

every other time we have like special forces guys training guys or is ukraine just that good at war I mean Yeah, maybe I mean look We probably do Maybe we do have people over there We have we have George Wend From Cheers doing U.S.O

We have probably the guy who shopped in Lodin Is probably doing like you know Shooting drills Right You know that guy That red head guy He was always like I shop in Lodin Which you're not supposed to do

But he did Right he's always just I mean I told the other day He was just mad about inflation But whatever I'm saying, but, you know, we need another guy. I mean, he shot bin Laden out of a freezer, but shot him. It's amazing.

You know, I wouldn't be able to shoot, do that. I would be like, this is cold. Anyway, so he's, it's not going well. So what does he do? He's drafting Russian boys. Yep, he's threatening people with 10 years in prison. I think if they don't go to war. Well, we do that, don't.

we? Yeah, I guess when we have a war. When we have a draft. We put Muhammad Ali in prison. That's true. Yeah. No, look, I do think it's a little bit if the press is like arguing that this is some like, that having a draft in general is some like terribly inhumane thing.

Right. It's a little hypocritical, but. Yeah. I mean, we just don't, you know, we haven't lost a war to that extent lately. But if, you know, if we couldn't even take Baghdad in the first place, I'm, I bet we were to drafted someone. Yeah. We're going to winning, like, they didn't even get to, like, they couldn't even lose the piece, right?

Like, we won the war but lost the peace. And, like, that was, like, you know, one year of war and 19 years of peace that we lost. But they couldn't even get that done. Yeah. But, uh, anyway, um, so he wasn't drafting before. I guess not. I thought that. I had assumed that he was.

Interesting. But I guess not. I, I would have assumed that like, you know, Russian, what are they called, Babushka? the women? Yeah, the old women. I assumed he had babushkas over there with bazookas. Babuskas with bazookas.

That's another great reality show pitch. Babushkas with bazookas. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Can we, can you bring up a picture? That's actually a great like 15 year game plan. Yeah.

If you're producing reality shows in Russia, like you start off with a group of women that are the pretty princesses of Putin's Russia. We did do that. Yeah, that was our show, right? Is that what you were referencing? Yeah. I forget, this is great, because I don't, I can never remember anything I ever said.

All right, so that was what we were, we were, just to clarify, we were in talks of Putin about, again, what was it called? The pretty princesses of Putin's Russia. Yes. And, but as those women age out of being pretty princesses. Sure, which are inevitable. They become babushkas with bazookas. Can you do me a favor and just see, go to the good. Google Image.com and see if you can find, just type in babushkas at war and see, you know, if something comes up.

I don't know if anything comes up. This is a crapshoot. I want, you know, images, not videos. I don't know what. Okay. This seems like a babushka. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. Let's just. you bring that up she is a hardcore we can just zoom in on that yeah that's good okay so this is uh this is a babushka at war she's carrying i believe that's a kalishnikov aka 47 or

some similar variant and this is what i pictured when i was thinking about you know him drafting and there was already these people i mean look i don't think i could take her on if i had you know what's the american thing in m16 or something newer thing. And I have an M-16 and she's, you know, got that. And I'm like, and when I'm fighting her in an urban war environment, I'm putting money on her, you know? Yeah.

Like, you know, I don't care that, like, technically I'm younger and I have a steadier hand. But, I mean, I feel like she's, she doesn't care. And she's just, and she's hungry, but she won't show it. And she's just, you know, and she just thinks I'm a turd. And, uh, and that contempt. And, uh, so, I mean, like, it's, that's why I've always been. so it's a product. They have these women. This is their women. To be transparent, I did not verify this. This could be like a 60-year-old Canadian man.

Well, that's fair. This could be Jordan Peterson. Well, that's fair. This is just the result, the Google result of babushkas at war. But I mean, this is, I don't look like this. I would look way goofier. So, but apparently, but you're not drafting old women yet, is what you're telling me. You're telling me that this is not happening. and then there's drafting men, young men. I think it's mostly young men. The typical thing you would see in a war. That's not working.

How about you go, how about you go get her? That might change the title of war. These young men ain't getting it done. Now, I'm not saying it's their fault, but you know, maybe. Wait, so you think it raises morale to send old women to war. I mean, if your old women are like this, if they're hardened, I mean, like, my grandma wouldn't be able to, like, you know, if you put an AK-47 around her neck with a, wearing a what's like a parker?

It's like a winter coat. She would just, like, fall over. Like, she, you know, the weight of an, she was very thin. The weight of an AK-47 would just, like, probably topple her over. And trying to fire it, I imagine she would just go into a wall. So, yeah, I mean, honestly, I picture, would you, wouldn't you be like, I mean, you're not a man. So, but I'm telling you, if I see that. woman fighting next to me like i'm about to like dessert or like just kind of spray and pray

or pretend no i'm like i'm not i can't this old woman it's like it's a certain level of a i don't know it's like is it misogyny or it's a better part of misogyny right where you don't want to be upstaged by an old woman this old rubushka thing she's gonna get come more of me serious and i was and i would just shove her face into the snow i wouldn't kill her It's like, I'm just saying, I'm getting the kills. I'm the, I'm the, I'm the spetzel. Spetzel, that's a dumpling. Spetsnats, that's the troops they have.

I don't know anything about the war. So this is my input. I like her, though. We should, we should contact her to do some merch. We need better merch. I mean, the merch we have is great. Go check out our, you know, the links in the description. We got the compans merch and we got the,

wine princess but she could be the wine princess oh yeah her with the with the line wine princess bitch we can photoshop her with into the bottle oh rome so it's like you're drinking the spirit of a babushka at war i couldn't have said better myself that that's what that's that's that's what all merch should be to me but yeah people aren't reacting well to this draft that's what I'm hearing. No, no, people are protesting

as they should be. But, I heard they're breaking limbs. Who's breaking limbs? The, they get out of it. Oh. I heard they're doing,

still, they're, uh, well, that's, yeah. Jumped, they're doing parkour,

hoping they get injured. You know, I think the Russians invented parkour for that purpose. For the purpose of getting out of war. Yeah, like it's a plausible thing. We invented a whole sport where like,

you know, it's sports and quotes, of course, but, you know, where like, plausible that you could have hurt your collarbone at the office. Like, wait, you work, you work in an insurance agency.

Right, but on my break time, I do parkour in, in, in the industrial park. And so, and like, and you show, and you have, like, parkour videos on YouTube of yourself, you know, dancing, uh, not dancing, you know, doing parkour. What is parkour against when you, is we do extreme, like, jumping around, like, curves and it's defined as going, getting from A to B and the most, like, physically, creative way possible sure it's defined as not going to war in the most creative way possible uh so yeah i fell i fell through a um a wendy's bag i stepped on a wendy's bag wrong you know a park you know it's got to be like all right i mean but if you told him like oh i was like walking with my niece and i slipped

it just sounds dumb who does that right but parkour and you show me your videos you have to actually do some parkour he wants he wants to see your playlist list. You don't have a lot of views, but you got to, you know, you got to be pulling some, some vert, like Tony Hawk. Anyway, what's Tony Hawk's thing about this war? I don't know. He's been suspiciously silent about it. Yeah, I don't like that. Take a stand.

Take a hawk away from him. Take the Hawk title. How would you get out of the draft? I would. I would, go ahead. Well, look, here's the deal. I would just. demand a gun hand and I would like I would go show up with like a gun which is probably a problem right if I show up with like a weird like a weird revolver to the draft office they're not going to like that probably like what is that like it's my gun they're going to be like what are you doing like well this is a war like yeah we're going to give you a gun well can I

have this one also they'll say no for some reason I honestly don't know why I mean I guess protocols and like you know they don't have bullets for that gun but like why can't I just keep it in my pocket anyway like that'll be the first conversation so I'll be off to a bad start and then I'll constantly say what if I what if I get my hand hot enough and the gun hot enough with a blow torch that it just and is that this is not the best idea for gun hand but I mean what if I melt this gun into my hand then can I keep it and if they say yes I'm just going to do that and go to war yeah well I don't understand your question Yeah, I don't really want to get out of it.

I don't want to go without a gun hand, but I think they'll let me if I have, like, at that point, I'll just call it a disability. I accidentally melted a gun on my hand, right? Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a good plan. Yeah, you get a gun hand out of it either way. Raymond Gunhand comes to, comes to win the war for the tired troops. New boys out, you know, or my Russian boy. Well, yeah, well, that's another, yeah, they could use you in propaganda videos.

The Russians could. I mean, do I want to be, you know, am I comfortable conquering Ukraine under my boot? I don't think that would be great. No. I don't think it'd be a good, you know, branding for the podcast. Oh, you think in this scenario, we still have the podcast. I mean, look, soldiers are, and thank you for your service.

But, I mean, it's not the, like, I don't think they make the best money, typically. So, like, you know, I'm thinking about the future. And it's like, yeah, I think all soldiers should be able to, like, prepare their future brand, right? Because you know, you're not making like hundreds of thousands, right? You're making them like, you know, what, 50 grand, 70 grand? I don't know what they make, but like it's not, you try raising a family 10 years after.

That's not going to, you know, that's not a nest egg. All soldiers should be able to like, you know, have a live stream while they're shooting people, uh, where they're going door to door, whatever they do. Abu Ghraib, they should be able, like, go on Twitch. you have a POV camera Plus, you know, if they're doing war crimes And like, you know, it's going to be It should lessen them

I was going to ask, don't you think That might incentivize war crimes? Well, we got to prosecute them. I mean, like, you know, of course they're going to go for the clicks. I mean, but if we don't use the Geneva Convention, I mean, what's not my fault that you got like we have I assumed you got the the jag teams or whatever These NCIS guys were prosecute war crimes.

Don't blame me for. for like bringing Twitch into the army. Yeah, and also, you know what? Now that I think about it, it's, that's the dystopian, like, assumption that you'd be doing war crimes for clicks. But probably it's actually the opposite. Probably they, they Twitch stream themselves,

like handing out rice to people and stuff. I don't know if you could even curse on Twitch. I mean, I think they're pretty strict. I don't think they'll let you post war crimes. I mean, you know, I think, I think they're pretty restrictive. They're family service. A lot of kids watch Twitch.

I don't think they want beheadings. And like, you know, what else is a war crime? Shooting too many people? Cowards. Being a coward. Being a coward's a war crime. No, Twit and Twitter. No, I'd be calling Twitch cowards.

Oh, okay. Lucy wants it. Lucy wants this work. You'll have to start your own war crime streaming service. Yeah. I'll just call it work. I'll just call the app war crimes for clicks. And the only, the only one branch that I'll actually sign off.

on it so like it's the uh the merchant with the coast guard so the coast guard actually allows your service like it's it's it's like soldiers to do your service yeah but like you know but and look i'm sure can the well this is an interesting point the coast guard now do me a favor just just bring up a definition of the coast guard i know what they are they're the ocean and like you know typically uh they're not the merchant marines or right you know they actually what does the Coast Guard do? Like if they send boats, if Russia sent ships over to us, would the Coast Guard stop where the Navy stopped them? What is the Coast Guard doing? The Coast Guard is a branch of the U.S. Armed Forces under the Department of Transportation since 1967, responsible for the enforcement

of maritime law and the protection of life and property at sea. I couldn't have been more wrong, it seems like. They're not even under the Pentagon. I mean, wow. I thought they were at least like part of the Joint Chiefs or whatever, right? Aren't it? Yeah, I didn't know they were under Department of Transportation. I mean, that's, this is Pete Buttigieg is private army? It's private Navy? Geez, what does Buttigieg have them doing now? Are they invading anywhere yet?

It doesn't sound like they can do war crimes unless they just like boarding pleasure boats. Like, like just hitting people. Which is, with your streaming service, they will because the course crime for some reason is the only one that signed off. But what, do you have a name for it? I was going to, I was going to call it war crimes for clicks. That's a little wordy. I mean, uh, war cliques. War cliques.

Oh, yeah. You know, that's more internet friendly. Um, what, what's a, what's another term for a war crime? Uh, atrocity clicks. That's, uh, atrasic click. Atrata clicks. There we go. We should, we, I don't, why are we not part of like a cabal of like, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of,

get called in to like to write the ship of like important companies i don't know we could rebrand any company within 12 hours except our own podcast um but other but we like that's a common thing fixing other people's problems is way easier to fix your own i mean like but i mean i could re i could ref i could fix cheese it's in the second just called cheese chips does that sound better cheese chips just called cheese chips yeah i guarantee you it was not double what how do you say i don't know i've always thought cheeses it's kind of a cute name it's a cute name look everyone who's eating cheese chips makes it sound like you're doing something dirty everyone who's going to eat cheeses because that name is cute has already eaten them all right

that's what you fail to realize okay and so now it's just like it's like it's just been around forever like cheese it's not even clever anymore like it's just it's ubiquitous like they don't take into account how like you know uh you don't think about the name cheese it yeah i guess you break it down cheese it oh okay no one does it's just they take for granted you need a new name cheese chips right there we go now people are buying it they don't know what it is someone going it's like it's like cheeses but better it's the same damn thing but you know thanks or maybe even they always like cheese it's not as good but you know but it's a chip so i like chips you know right and this is the stuff i'll coach people on us on to say these things right because we're just

like reality our firm is also just going to be buying cases and cases of cheese chips and storing them to like try to you know to bolster our stock price right it's a pump and dump scheme my company anyway um so the war still going on we're still going on which side are we on the ukraine right yeah ukraine but you know yeah i'm i'm also uh i'm sympathetic to the idea that you know it's got to stop at some point like we can't And just, how much money are we going to pour into this? I don't know, a couple trillion. Yeah.

What are you going to do with that? You're going to buy a bunch of Polly Pockets? Well, look. You're going eBay and buy a bunch of Polly Pocket toys? Yes. A Polly Pocket in every drive. Remember Polly Pockets? Yeah.

They were little, like, like, do I remember Polly Pockets? I had Mighty Max. I know, yeah. I always had Polly Pockets. Yeah. My brothers had Mighty Max. Right. And, you know, but how many of those can you buy a couple dozen before you get bored?

Yeah. Let's spend some money on some machine guns and some, you know, portable hospitals and, like, whatever you need to, like, keep babies from dying when you shoot them accidentally. Can I ask you a question about Mighty Max? Yeah. Was it really any good? Or was it a thing where little boys kept getting jealous of Polly Pockets in a gender confusing way? I don't know. And they had to make something like.

like four boys so that their parents bring up a polypocket on Google we're going to do a little thing here we're going to do a little thing it's Google image of polypocket you picked a I'll let you pick the polypocket too are these new ones you can even type in old if you want because new stuff sucks in general I'm I'm gonna if you if you win this if you don't tell me I'm right I'm gonna be shocked vintage polypocket okay we're going to bring this up this is pretty cool there's a you know a mystical castle okay so you got a castle there a little horse uh you got a little boy a little girl whatever this is this seems there's a whole there's a brightly lit little gazebo over here and you so you're you're this you're comfortable with this this is from 1992

you're comfortable with this being the comparison point for for when you say oh this is mighty box actually any good or is it just ripping off okay we got going to go There is also what, just so you know, I think this is a pretty great design. It's cool. It's fine. They did also have Polly Pockets that had slides. I gave you the option. I specifically said a series of tubes is what I remember most from Polly Pockets.

Look, if that's what you specifically remember, I don't know why you brought, I specifically said, pick the one you want. Because now just Google, it's over. You've already picked your side in the war. Now Google Mighty Max, Frankenstein. I think it should be there. That one, yeah, that picture there. Bring that up, please. Okay, this is pretty cool.

Yeah, okay, so here we go. Let me just bigger. So, first of all, just the outside itself is this like dope skull with one eye in a cage. This is amazing. It's got a little MM for Mighty Max, but it could also be M&Ms, whatever. If that's your thing, it's just, you know,

that's not a selling point. Look inside. You got an Igor, you got Frankenstein, you got weird little bolts. You got, like, no, this is amazing. This was, I was playing with this the day on the way home from dinner. We went to a restaurant. I forget what dinner. Maybe it was a Mexican restaurant.

I don't remember. But the night O.J. Simpson went on his, you know, chase. And I was playing. I think I got in a Polly pocket. Oh, no, sorry. A mad max. Mighty Max. Like a CVS or something.

And on the way home. And I'm playing with it as like they're saying, O.J. Simpson, you know, has killed his wife allegedly and murdered this other guy who was a wager. And I'm like, look at it. Look, you got Frankenstein. You got an Igor. I'm trying to show my dad. He's like, I'm driving. Well, here's a thing. Yeah. I reject this comparison entirely because this isn't a Mighty Max toy. This is a Frankenstein. But that's what Mighty Max is. You could have said Polly Pockie. Well, that's, that's Prince Charming or Prince Valions or some nonsense. I mean, this is not, it's not Brandon Frankenstein.

It's just, you can't, you can't, you can't copyright Tesla coils because Tesla never did it. You never copyrighted them. He died poor, Nikola Tesla. Look, you could show me a Frankenstein. Do they win or they win? You could show me a Frankenstein plushy, and I would think that was a better thing than Polly Pocket. Well, look, if you think a Frankenstein plushy is better than Polly Pocket, then I think you just don't like girls. quote-unquote, girly things.

I love polypocket. I don't understand. Like, my view of gender is like, why can't I, if I want to play with a Polly Pocket, I will. If I want to play with Mighty Max, I will. I don't need to like, if you want to go whatever you want. But my point of view is I'm not going to transition just to play with Polly Pocket.

To be clear, I don't think anyone else is doing that either. I'm not going to. But I'm just making it clear. I reserve the right to play with Polly Pocket. But I prefer Mighty Max. If that makes me a toxic male, then, you know, go ahead and shoot me in the face, Miss Babushka with Bazooka. The skull is cool. The skull is dope as hell.

I don't know how you come back from this. I really don't. Anyway, so how did we get on here? I don't know. Louise Fletcher dead. Who tells Louise Fletcher? She's a nurse ratchet. Nurse Ratchet.

Okay. A classic role. Did you think that Nurse Ratchett was kind of cute when you watched One Flew Over the Hoos now? I don't remember. So here we go. We're going to bring this up quick. This is her when she died.

Is it a day she died or around then, I guess? This is her corpse that they've propped up. Okay. For one last picture. It's not bad. Look, for a woman who I assume is, you know, if she's in her 40s there, it's not going well. But I think she's in her 60s or 70s probably.

And it's fine. So now bring me up. Please, please, you know, because you ask the question, a picture of her in Cuckoo's. It's a character from Cuckoo's Nest. One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. I got to watch that movie again. I don't want to say it's overrated. There's a lot of great stuff about it.

I'm probably probably sounding a maniac, but I haven't seen it in a while. And, you know, hopefully, oh, wait, she's damn. Get me a picture of her. I would like to just bring that bigger. Yeah, make it as big as you can. All right. This is. Yeah.

Yeah, I could see it. Look, Nurse Ratchett is a, I would eat every pill. Give me enough pills, Mommy. I remember watching that movie and thinking, like, she is a particular, obviously she plays a really, like, a brutal character. Is she not brutal or she just goes to eat your pills? Well, look, she represents the brutality of the system, I think. Like, it's not so much that she's a particularly evil person.

It's that she rigidly enforces the system. Right. That's how I've always interpreted it. Yeah, she does her job. Yeah. She's the woman who does her job. Yeah. And people are like, what a bitch.

She's like a personification of the devil. It's like, no, she's a woman doing her job. And it's like, I forget. Is there a scene where she's like hitting them? Well, look, there are scenes where she arguably mentally punishes them beyond what's necessary. But like, but, you know, like kind of taking this guy. Brad Durif plays a particularly vulnerable character in the movie. Oh, big surprise.

Brad Durriff. And Brad Durf, the great Brad Durf. Let me guess he plays someone weird. Yeah, he plays, he does. He actually does. I like, he's fine. He's fine. And, you know, Nurse Ratchett really lays into him in a very vulnerable moment.

In a way, that isn't necessarily like, you can't attribute to, like, her just doing her job. But, like, yeah, I guess. I mean, he's locked up in an insane asylum, whatever we want to call it. So I don't know. What did she say, like, look at you, you know, your little rat, a little rat pig? He said, he said, please stop smearing your shit all over the wall. And he was like, I'm going to kill myself. Look, you got to stop threatening to rape and kill me.

I know, I know you have issues, but like, this is my job. I can't, this can't be every day. Oh, you know, you're judging me. I'm going to go eat some shit that I make in my ass. It's like, we know, I know where your shit comes from. You don't have to explain that. And also, don't. It doesn't hurt me.

I mean, honestly, if you eat it, then, like, you know, smearing it as well, it hurts me. I got to clean it. You eat it. I mean, that hurts you. I'll pump your stomach. I mean, then it goes in the tube. Maybe you're crazy, man. She's saying to him?

No, he's saying it to her. As she's very, as she's making these reasonable requests. Don't eat your shit. Some people are probably going off in the comments. You haven't seen a movie in a while. There's worse stuff. Well, I don't remember. Yeah, I actually remember the movie

Because I had always heard that she's one of You know, Cinema's greatest villains or whatever And like... A woman just not slacking off. How am I the best feminist? How am I? Like, you know, I mean, I don't think I should be. I mean, but no one else is, you know,

everyone's just like, there's ratchet died. She was the worst. I'm like, I don't know. She looks cute here. Yeah. That's an interesting hair she has. No, but in addition to like, you know, her great performance. is that i remember thinking like she's she plays like a weirdly like this may be like the one of the

more attractive like uh plainly presented women in movies yeah no i like it i mean um if i had a time machine i would definitely use it to uh take around the date you know hello hello but uh ripa i guess it's not great to say when she's dead she was so i would love to make love to her but she's dead it's not a real it's not as nice as you think it sounds you know you think it sounds great but i don't think women like you wouldn't want that to be your thing right when you you know in a hundred years when you die i don't know i don't think i'd mind it i wouldn't mind it at all i mean if people were talking about how like you know you wouldn't think so but like you know you could his corpse probably it's very fuckable it's corpus is fuckable um i'd actually like that yeah

can if you die before if i die before you can you just say it you don't to do it. I'll talk about it all the time. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, make a podcast about it. Yeah.

About how much I'd like to start. Do it to eulogy and then like accidentally record it or something. Yeah. Make it like an, make it one of those accidental viral videos. Yeah. And then throw yourself on my corpse going, no. No. No.

I'm not ready. Something like that. Something sweet. That'd be nice. That'd be a home run. I'll throw myself in the fire of your, I'll set a fire. What fire?

The fire I set in your coffin. It's not, I'm not gonna have a funeral pyre. Am I? Are you gonna do like a Viking funeral? Where they shoot the arrow, like in Game of Thrones or whatever? Would you like that?

I don't know. I mean, look, no. Because I'll be, look, one of two things is true. Either like God and the world of stuff is real, in which case,

I'm pretty sure he doesn't want you burning to death. Or just three things, I guess. Two, it's not real, and then, well, why care? So why are you doing this? Why are you wasting the money? Three, it's good because the Viking god is real,

but that seems less than likely. If one of the gods is going to be real, I don't think it's the Viking God. I don't think that's- Yeah, good point. It's like, what are you? I'm a God. Like, what's your thing?

I tell people to rape and kill. They would do that anyway. What purpose are you surfing? You know, like it just doesn't seem like a God thing. It seems like a, hey, just do whatever you feel like, basically. All right. People say, you know, by Vikings, that they weren't Vikings all the time, that they were farmers a lot of the time.

And, like, during the lean time, they would go and pillage and rape. But I feel like, you know, I don't think it's wrong. I mean, if that's what you, if that's your whole amount. Well, I never assumed that they were just constantly pillaging. I assume they slept and, like, you know, had parties. You would think if you're raping and pillaging. throughout Europe in the what is that the middle ages or whatever I don't know the dark ages you would think like you don't like that's your day job you don't need a day job

you know it's like we still doing open mics up for 20 years you know it's like you know what are you doing oh you know I'm a farmer still uh still you know still you gave up the raping pillaging no no I'm still holding out yeah trying to get my 10,000 hours in yeah um anyway We'll end it with, look, we watched basketball at the end of the last season, right? NBA, we watched some playoffs. We had a very fun time. Lucy got very into the Boston Celtics, which I also, you know, I'm not from Boston, so I don't have to rep them.

But I like this particular team especially. And, you know, with Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown, a lot of other great guys. and their coach, Eme Yudoka, who, let's just bring up that picture. Here, let's see.

Celtics coach. I want to, before we say anything, let's just, this is Eme, Yudoka. He's the coach. Just enlarge this.

This is, I mean, I think every time we watch the game, every time we went to him, I'm like, can you imagine just dating that guy? He's just like, there's something about,

this is not the best picture. I mean, it's fine. He's a good, a man and that shows it but there's he's very he he wear these fleeces and he's a very just comes off very confident very like i don't know i just find him very uh he has there's an intensity in his eyes yes a kind intensity yeah um he's gonna beat you up but then but then give you a kiss in the cheek or whatever it's not sexual it's just it's just camaraderie or maybe it's sexual whatever he has been suspended for an entire year really an entire year you know what he did

what he had a consensual affair with another employee of the Celtics. Really? When I originally, I thought, like, I was like, the player in the team, but that's not the case.

It's just someone who, like, I think if I traveled, I don't know who it is. I don't think anyone knows who the woman is. Every time Jalen Brown missed a free throw, he fucked him.

Every time he's like, just had the ball and just like sort of dribbling into like the, you know, paint with five guys in front of them and lost the ball. Yeah. he got fucked and it was great i mean that's actually that's actually never going to work

that's like negative reinforce positive you don't do that point is uh is this too harsh for ema yudoka does he absolutely right he nobody got hurt who gives his wife got hurt mostly because mostly because of the rats probably what are they who's running the running the celtics the brats the inquisitors of europe well brad stevens was the coach until last year when he became the GM when Danny Angel left and then so I guess he's running Celtics and he got mad

I don't know Is he fucking his wife And so he's like trying to defend her on her Do you know who Nia Long is? Who is Nia Long? Look her up. Look up Nia Long You're about to have egg

All over that face of yours Let's just bring up a picture of her Ooh She's pretty Well yeah this is nea long we'll just believe that that's fine that's good enough and thank you this is nea long she's an actress i believe she doesn't step it up maybe i don't know she's been a few things am i right here uh just i'm saying go go google it because i don't want to speak

out of school maybe she doesn't fast and furious but the point is uh That's his wife. That's, you don't know, his wife. Yeah, Neil Long, who's an American actress, according to Google. Where was she in? Um, filmography. Yeah.

Friday, she's in Friday. She's in Big Mama's house. Are we there yet? She's in a ton of movies. She's a boys in the hood? Boys in the hood, yeah. Oh, I know who she. Okay.

I kind of thought that she'd be older So I didn't think that was the same person Oh, she's in boiler room Oh, she's a chick from, oh, I know who she is No, honestly, yeah, so he's married to her. She's in 47 meters down on cage. She's a big star. Look, look at all these movies.

She's a, she's a... I love the 47 meters down franchise. Yeah. She's the big star. I don't know what that means. She was the 47... There's 47. meters down and then there's 47 meters down on cage,

which apparently Nia Long is in. Interesting. Think about getting trapped underwater with sharks. Okay. Tell me that. These girls go like cage, they're going swimming with sharks in the cage and that little cage they send you down in.

Yeah. And the cage snaps and they fall 47 meters down. Well, now she has fallen through the cage of marriage and she's married to, I guess, a scoundrel. Yeah. I mentioned I love me, Yudoka. But so what should be the penalty if you're dating Nealong from the Cage movie and boiler room? And you fuck some other woman.

Well, look, I think the penalty should be that she divorces you maybe. Yeah. I don't know if you deserve like. How do we get back at him? How do we get back at him? Yes. On behalf of Nealong. I think people are mad that he's married Nealong and he's.

That's not good enough. Well, look, I'm a little mad about it. Sure. But he's made you doca. Yeah. I mean, honestly, sports are bigger than movies, especially now. I think if you're the coach of the Celtics, isn't that, like, bigger than, like, being an actress who's like, good.

But, like, you know, she's not like a huge Academy Award winning star. She's a well-known actress, but she's not like, I mean, I'm just saying, like, yeah. People are like, oh, he's married a Nia Long. I mean, that's the thing. It's because there's always guys. But you know the way. women are like this guy's a panty dropper.

Yeah, well, look, look, tag. Why is it always women who are like people don't want to, you know, oh, she's not good? Well, he's not, he's the best. Yeah, but she didn't cheat on him. Right, but if she did, they wouldn't, yeah, it wouldn't be the thing. If she, if she cheated on him with like, you know, I don't know, some great, some great guys of Denzel Washington guy, you know, or his son or both.

Oh, my God. Any of that, any combination of that. All good looking guy. Denzel Washington Sun, the guy from tenant, right? The movie Tenant. Oh, he's a beautiful man. Beautiful guy. I mean, the movie was hard to understand.

That's not his fault. I think he was good in it. Yeah. But, I mean, I don't think he would do a, you know, a three-way with him instead. That's just, I'm just, whatever. I mean, if he did, it'd be amazing. But, like, no. But I'm just saying any combination, of course he would, you know, be down for that.

No, in theory, I'm not saying, I'm not saying break her wedding vows. But they know what hold it against her. but and they go oh look it was it was Denza Washington or his son right you know she gets a pass I don't think anyone was like and he's he made you doca

look he is my saying his name right I think I am yeah I think so like theoretically look if this is how we're going to judge infidelity like oh well look at how hot the fair person was what hope does the working man or woman have of not being

a scoundrelized that's a good point you know like what if you're take an oil rig worker he maybe doesn't look like a knee along right but you know he still doesn't deserve to be betrayed no one deserves to be betrayed

yeah I just feel like you know people people people keep that's why doesn't matter his wife could be some fat pig of a of a brutal person who hurts people yeah and she doesn't deserve this but people keep saying,

well, it's Neil Long. It's like, oh, right. Do you think that was also the Celtics rationale was like, look, if you had just cheated on your wife with another employee,

we'd say God bless, but Neil Long, you cheat on Neil Long? Do you think that was the professional logic, too? Wait, look, if you were just married to some slob, this would be fine, what you mean, yeah, yeah.

If you were just married to some, like, you know, some slob who works a regular job who's not part of our you know the power elite more power to you but you didn't you married a top-notch girl you know a nurse ratchet type

you know a woman as beautiful as nurse ratchet a nurse ratchet level haughty yeah and the Celtics don't believe in cheating on a woman like that you don't cheat on a woman like that no answers as usual we have no answers for this uh thanks so much for tuning in again don't forget again don't forget if you like this show which how could you not this is great this is really phenomenal and uh if you do like it you get an extra episode every

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