Kump - 127 - Pinheads and Patriots

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss Halloween, Hellraiser, Nancy Pelosi, some hunter, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? Pretty good. We are getting closer and closer to Halloween. We did a Halloween episode on our A Kump dump tier of the Patreon

Uh, yes, we're not to show for that, but it's just, we're just getting in the Halloween spirit, if you will. Mm-hmm. And, uh, but yeah, you go check out patreon.com slash Ray Kump. Do that if you want. Why not? Why not? You get an extra episode every, uh, week for five bucks a month.

You get to hear about Halloween. Who else is talking about Halloween right? No one's talking about Halloween. We saw Halloween movies. What did we see? We saw the new, the new, what if we see? We've seen a lot of horror films this, this month. We have.

Because you're a horror buff. I'm not so much a horror guy as you. I like to be scared. You do. What, you know, is there anything, you know, in your child, like, was there a scary clown and worked at the, uh, a lighthouse or something? Um. Well, I have a lot of nice Halloween.

Is that the plot of it? Is that the plot of it? There's a lighthouse involved in it? There's sewers. There are a lot of sewers. I would love to live in the sewer. Yeah. Like Ninja turtles.

Eat pizza in the sewer. I don't think as a kid I understand what sewers were. That's disgusting. Yeah. As a kid is human waste as turtles are hanging out and eating pizza, inviting that nice journalist. Right. I suppose, right?

April O'Neill to go see it, you know, Hey, want to come hang out in our human waste pool while we eat pizza? Yeah. The teenage. Fake news. The mutant ninja turtles are creeps. They are real, real absurd. But when you're a kid, it's just like, it's just like a fun series of tubes, the sewer.

It's just, I mean, as a kid, I remember saying to my uncle who took me to the Ninja Turtle movie, I want to live in a pool of human waste one day. Can you help me do that? And he never took me in the movies again. with that so I don't know what to make of them you know but I remember looking looking at the screen going I'd love to swim with my mouth open in this bin this sewer and just be friends with the turtles and have them hug me and give you little kisses on the top of the head tell me and say like I'm your dad you know like Michelangelo could be my dad Raphael or you know I don't care do you think that's the rat splinter the rat.

Do you think that turtles live in sewers like that? I mean, no. They didn't live near the ocean. Swampy areas. Yeah, they live in pretty clean water. They're not rat. Rats live in, I mean, Splinter makes sense. He's a rat.

Why is he hanging out with? I'm sure it's explained in the comics. Anyway, but you love horror, and we've watched some horror films. Yeah. We've gotten into the Hellraiser series a bit. We saw one years ago. And the only I remember about a Hallraiser. or one was this guy pulling a knife on a woman

right before he had consensual sex right? Seemed odd. Yeah, it was kind of a strange shift in tone. He pulls a knife on her and then they're just having tantric pleasurable usually pleasurable sex. Typically when I see a man pull a switchblade prior to intercourse, I don't

think it's that consensual. But Hellraiser made me think otherwise for a moment. I think it's supposed to be how you know that they're both bad people because this like turns them both on somehow. Right. She wouldn't like the knife. If she was a nice lady, she wouldn't get turned on. No, no nice girl says Yahoo to a switchblade before sex.

That's not, that's not what women of character do. That's not what Nancy Pelosi would do. But we'll get to that later, won't we? They should make a horror movie around Nancy Pelosi. Yeah. They should make a January 16th horror movie. Just called January 7th. And it's just, I don't know.

don't know. I mean, the typical Democrat would be like, oh, the horror movie would be if they Trump overturned the election. But I say, no, there's aliens and a bunch of monsters. And they're just mixed in with the crew. And they're just like, get him as Pelosi. And you want Pelosi? And Pelosi reaches her final form and she's a teradactal. You know, she's a dinosaur woman. Anyway, we'll get to that in a minute. We're talking about Halloween. now so but you've been enjoying the hellraisers i like the hellraisers because there's i mean i never thought it was a torture guy i mean the idea of hostile never intrigued me that much is like oh it's just people being tortured why were they watching this but in hellraiser everyone's doing

little rubyx cubes right basically there's something else but it basically rubic's cubes and then these like weird bondage uh these these well i didn't realize was this pinhead guy right this pinhead character can we bring a pinhead for a moment you find me a picture of pinhead but it's pinhead character who's iconic in the hell raise your series is actually like the head of some kind of bondage click yeah and they prey on autistic children right like puzzles yeah that's fine yeah this is there we go this this is pinhead uh yeah they're like hey you like you like doing you like doing a rubic's cube maybe we can you know shove uh some kind of gear inside your heart that will

It'll oscillate at different frequencies So your body can't get numb And I'm like, this seems I don't get the connection to the puzzles I don't know why you have to be good at puzzles To get tortured by these, what are they called again? These xenophytes Cinebite.

Cinebuns Cinebons But yeah, like and it's not really consistent Because sometimes like some, you know, Nairdie Well will finish the puzzle And they'll get sucked down to hell. Yeah. But other times, like, this autistic kid finishes the puzzle.

We don't know they were autistic. And they're like, and they're like, what, so girls can't be autistic? Girls get, uh, oh, no, them, boom. I can't think of anything else. But the cenobites come and they see that. The synobuns. The synobuns come and they see that the little girls finish the puzzle. And then one of them goes like, no, like, we weren't called here by hands.

We were called here by desire. That's not why. No, she's not even into it. It was surprisingly woke Or not woke But like Me Too-E Like it fit into the Me Too era Oh she's not into this

Obviously there's no consent here Hellraiser might be the most progressive Horror movie series of all time But it's not woke No They're very much to the devil Or people who work with the devil They're not

They're all That's the thing about Hellraiser Spoiler alert kind of But like these cinemas are all ex-human, right? Yes. But like, so he was like a war, well, I don't want to spoil that. But he was a human.

Yeah. And now he's into bondage with the devil. But the devil's never there, right? The devil's never like, what is the devil think of the synobuns? Well, I don't think the cinnabuns really have a devil. It's more like this kind of steampunk mechanism that controls them all. So the devil doesn't exist? They're in hell.

But it's not, I don't think it's really. really hell. That guy said he was in hell. The guy, Frank. Well, that's how human beings internalize us. So you, oh, so he's really just an orgy, the worst orgy in the world. And, uh, okay. They're in like the, the synabund dimension.

I think they're supposed to be interdimensional beings. I think that, you know, I should, they already made, they made a new hellraiser, uh, was it like a reboot or whatever on Hulu. The Hulu original. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, it was fine. It was interesting. I mean, you know, intrigued me but I think the next version should have bring me up a picture I want you to find the little McNuggets like the actual McNuggets for McDonald's but those like those like weird

puppet ones look up to cartoon McNuggets or no the puppet McNuggets this is going to be good it'll be worth it to see yes these guys bring that the first picture up the first one I like that one they're inside the little tray yes Yes, yes. We ready? These are cute. This is fine. Yeah.

These, these things. These are, uh, these will, we'll just bring these in and call them the cinnibuns. Because, because they're not going to go with my term. And it's not like I'm not going to be able to, if I got the chance to direct Hellraiser 2, version 2, whatever you want, rebooted Hellraiser 2. they're not good i got i got a couple changes i want to make for you i want to take these zeno bites you got i want to turn into cinnibuns they're like no no you haven't even directed a film yet in your life uh i know you have a couple failed films in your you know that you tried to make when you were 20 didn't work i were giving you a chance anyway which is crazy but now you want to turn zeno bites into

cinnibuns no so i'll have to compromise i don't have that leverage yet about kubrick yet No. Right? But I can introduce these characters as the Cinebuns, these minnuggets. So you have the Cinebites, regular Cinebites, and then you have these, which are the Cinebuns. Did you even remember this? You didn't, right? They seem, they're kind of familiar.

Right. But people aren't going to go, oh, wait, those are supposed to be McNug. A couple people will. But look at the MCU. The comics fans like that, not anymore, right? So in this world, these guys aren't made out of chicken? No. Look, I mean, I'm sorry.

Whoever designs these McNugget puppets, I don't know how big your paycheck has been lately, but, you know, if it's good enough to turn this down, if you a thumb your nose at me, I don't know what to tell you. I want, but these McNuggets will be, whatever. Point is it'll still be Hellraiser. You'll still have, you know,

this weird gothic or gorgee or whatever it is. Enjoy. Suggestion. Yes. Have these be the sin of, still have them made out of chicken because that's actually pretty creepy. Imagine these things all over you, biting you.

Imagine these things biting me. Sure. And chicken nuggets are eating you alive. Look how big these are. I'm trying to picture. I'm trying to picture being eat. I mean, I would never let that happen. It's kind of like the whole Ronda Rousey thing all over again.

Like, yeah, I'm sure if you had like three dozen these chicken nugget people trying to like kill me. Yeah, I know in theory I'm supposed to be like, oh, it's so scary. I would just squash them. Just like, I don't think Ronda Rousey could get, you know, like she might, she would win in a technical fight.

But I just don't feel like, you know, she's overpad. I'm a very big guy. And you think you would win in what? It's a little muscle. I'm not going to make that claim. I just feel like it'd be hard for her to like draw me to the floor.

No, I know. Are you talking about a situation where you somehow get the jump on her? Like, I don't know. I would never attack Ronda Rousy. I'm just saying, I just, look, I probably would lose. but this is just how I am wired

I can't be like sure you would like whatever I mean what's the benefit of me saying yeah I would before she attacks me right I mean you might as well find out on the floor you know when I'm defecated my pants you know

when I'm just covered in my own feces and spitting blood they're going this shouldn't have happened I didn't know imagine that I'm just you see me we're at the airport ronda rousey's attacked me for no for no reason and i and not only if i's actually like you know defeat like pinned me but i'm covered in my own blood and piss and

shit and just screaming i didn't know i didn't know would you pretend not to know me would you pretend not to be my fiance um i mean look it would be a lot of buildup for a pretty disappointing i didn't know because you talk so much about how much you think you could be run around not how i phrase it i just i just say that i don't think she could like you know pin me and it's just like it's not because i'm such a great fighter you know it's just it's more about the the cruelty of nature right i'm not cruel i'm a nice guy and ronda rousy would probably see that so it's probably a moot point she would never attack me she would like me she'd like this show yeah she would hold back and that's when you would

strike i would never strike only they're very clear you're trying this is you trying to get me canceled again uh welcome to the show make sure to subscribe if you haven't already it'd be nice for everyone i mean like you you get notifications

that we're here you get to hear about the cinnabonds all that stuff so it's there for a reason utilize that technology much like the xenobites utilize their technology to shove a weird i mean what's that and the new one the guys got i mean i'm Spoiler, but he's got some contraption inside. Oh, it's crazy.

There's a lot of chains involved, a lot of chains with little hooks on the end of them. Nothing's worse than a hook. Yeah. That's a hook inside you. Oh, no good. What am I? Fish? Not, they don't really make much use.

I get nothing for that. Go on. They don't really make much use. Of guns. Of guns. But they also don't make much use of the ass. They don't do much to the, now that, look, I'm, I'm very, This is why we're getting married because your mind goes straight to why aren't the cinnibuns using the ass?

We have like the same brain. Because, yeah, of course, you would think that these cinnabund people would like, you know, utilize anal torture or what are you thinking? A lot. Yeah, both. I mean, I know that like, you know, most people, it's not, I don't think it's a homophobic thing or anything like that. I just think that people, the idea of something going inside your anus. Right. If it's not a, if it's not a pleasurable, if it's not something you want there, oh, boy.

Right. If you're starting out of, if you're starting your, your relation to this person on a, on a basis of fear. Right. And then something's inside your ain't, oh. Terrible. Forget about it. Very bad way to start a, you know, situation like that. Right.

Now, if it's a person who bought you some chicken McNuggets, you know, you know, that's a nice date. Yeah. It's fine. Just have it had it. Go for it. Anyway, well, do we watch the other Halloween things? We do any of the Halloween escapades? We finished the David Gordon Green Halloween series.

The trilogy of the new, yeah, that was fine. I guess we could talk about it. Yeah, it's a little early for any spoilers. Yeah, it's not as good as the first one in the trilogy. Surprise, surprise. Much like it's like a return to the Jedi of Halloween. reboots. Yeah.

We are decorating for Halloween. Yeah. We have a bunch of, we have this weird sign that we found at this Halloween store that alludes to the fact that we're going to be murdered which is no one leads.

It's got those bloody handprints. We should look at some pictures of our decorations. We have a, we'll do that next week. We still have a week to go. We'll have more Halloween contact next week

and we'll share some pictures of our decorations. Think in the head. Um, we got some beetle juice, light up beetle juice stuff. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. If you spoil the meat, wait, no. If you don't treat the meat nice, it spoils the, you know, what's the creepy thing people say? Um, the sweeter the meat, the faster it spoils. That, is that really a thing they say? The sweeter the meat. The sweeter the meat. The sweeter the meat. The faster it spoils. Did you read that article? I know we didn't prep it for this. but you read the article about the hunter who was hunting a deer and he got this big deer and uh he killed it

and he was like i didn't even bring my to my stand i it was i don't know why it was a news article yeah why is this news it was can we find this then you look on apple news it should be in the history on apple news what's the hook uh something about a deer just look in the history i've only read like a few on just bring the apple news app up started to advertise for you know what's his name who tim cook we should work for tim cook just look in the history there's only there's only going to be one story about deer I don't read hunting news imagine if I did

imagine if I was just like you know this podcast became like a hunting podcast sponsored by Cabellas and we're talking about like ancient hunting through but we're hunting with the anus involved you found it Yes, here we go. I'm going to bring this up. Yeah.

So this is, I felt sick. If I zoom, can I zoom in like this? Yeah. I felt sick. Deer Hunter ends emotionally grueling hunt with a 160 class public land buck. This seems odd to be in the news, right? Like this seems like it should be like on, like, in some local newspaper. Right.

Like it shouldn't be, I shouldn't be getting pushed notifications on my phone for this. But whatever. I mean, it's interesting. after shooting a large buck only steps away a Mississippi hunter spent a grueling day second guessing himself and wondering if he ever put his hands on the deer I don't understand what that means

I usually I usually shove something inside of it but with patience and the help of attracting dogs he walked away with a 160 class monster taking on public well you just murdered a thing how we don't call it a monster

yeah I mean whoever is a desirable It was a monster. I got out of the woods and went back to camp, said Chase Borees of Biloxi. I felt sick. I thought maybe there was a... Now, I think I'm not anti-hunting. I don't care.

But like, in these contexts, the reason I clicked in the article, it was like, was this hunter, like, do you feel shame for, like, shooting the animal or something? Like... Yeah, what's going on here? Was it, like, not legal to shoot the animal?

No, I think it was just that he felt sick that he might have not been able to, like, get this thing. Maybe he felt bad they shot it Because if you shoot a deer I don't think you're supposed to just like Let it run away Right You doesn't just take wild shots probably

So like a deer doesn't just get wounded And then live for three days dying slowly Yeah Right or even more right I imagine the deer could live for a while With a wound of certain types Right And also some other hunter

Doesn't want to eat deer me With some other guy's bullet In that problem That's not the other guys bullet That's what you think is the problem It's a power thing. Yeah, he shoots it with a bow, but then, like, you know, he doesn't know, had a wound already. And he's eating some deer ankle.

Yeah. And, like, he gets fucking, he gets a mouth full of bullet. Yeah. No good. Uh, I thought maybe there was a 10% chance I'd find him. I beat myself up. I was thinking maybe I should have even taken that shot. Not because, like, life is important.

Right. Now, again, I'm not anti-hunter. I eat plenty of meat. I'm not like, but like, it is kind of. I would never make these statements just because they sound like I'll maybe he was saying maybe if you actually listen to the I always wonder this about articles like what is what does the actual quote sound like right imagine you be like look I don't care of an animal lives with eyes but like I felt sick that like I would like my personal or like you know what I mean or someone else was I was going to get a mouthful of my arrow you know I want to make it very clear that I could care less I about the ethics of hunting, you know? Yeah. October 1st, the open day,

Mississippi's regular archery season. Bories was hunting on public land in the Delta. Bores said he wasn't as organized as well as he should have been and got off to a late start. I think I got in the woods a daybreak. That doesn't seem that late. I mean, look, people like take shots of hunters, but like if that's a late start,

getting out, you know, getting to the woods of daybreak, these guys, they're doing stuff. you know yeah whatever i mean i'd like to be the hunting podcast i think we can suppress joe roguer that right yeah for sure i mean he hunts but do we have to hunt to be better a hundred podcasters we'll make hunting sound great we'll just defend everything we'll just we'll just yeah poaching that'll be our niche animal testing yeah what would you what do you think the the top poaching podcast would be called um poacher she wrote

poacher she wrote um RIP Angela Lansberry that's your mind well there was I just look this podcast Mueller she wrote is that big podcast that's a podcast

I guess so I saw it on Twitter I imagine it started during the Mueller investigation which was like 10 years ago but they were making some statement about something and it just I didn't even click until now that's murder she wrote Angel Lansberry

dead so welcome to the show so I don't know let's go back and let's just take a look at this deer I mean I love how it's like as huge the stories about this big deer and this is the picture of these show

I feel like this guy's just bragging yeah no of course he's just bragging but it's also like but like why wouldn't they even show a better I guess the horns is supposed to tell you how big it is we need to learn these things we're going to become the biggest hunting podcast. But I guess, I guess no one cares about the head. I would care about the head.

Yeah. I think having a nice head is just as important as having big horns when you kill a deer. Oh, sure. You know, it needs to be killing. Yeah, because, you know, imagine if you have, like, a, you mounted on your wall and it has nice big horns, but it's got like a cleft palate. I would love, I would love to hunt only dears that have ailments, right? And I'm not saying, like, mental handicaps or anything like that.

I don't think anyone was assuming you did. I would. I mean, one of the thing is, why not kill deer is I have cancer, for instance? How would you know

that they have cancer? We'll find ways. You know, like, maybe it's the way it walks stupid or like, you know,

or it's got, it kind of bounces around too much. Right. It's got colon cancer or whatever. And then you shoot, you only shoot terminal animals. You know, you're on to something there

because, you know, some places have this like catch and release policy with a fish and stuff. Right. You were allowed to, like, get it onto your boat.

You're like to traumatize it by getting it on to your boat and throw it back. Yeah. And I've seen some, like, you know, you know, fucked up fish when I was a kid who were just like, who were just...

Was it... Were you fishing or is this some other... Yeah. When you went someone's house. Yeah. During childhood fishing, Escapades. You went fishing?

Yeah. All right. But you'd catch a fish and it would just be all fucking. up from getting caught like hundreds of times oh really yeah i've never heard of this it makes sense i mean i know there's a lot of fish in the ocean but not that many yeah probably in a lake well these would be like yeah small like ponds and lakes and yeah those those fish that's that's like the cinnabonds yeah from hellraiser oh yeah because the whole

thing in hellraiser some of these people who get tortured it's like it's like infinity torture right yeah totally yeah so this is what fish are fisher fisher fish are the cinnabites of the sea Oh, wait, or they had, no, they have the, whatever. So we touched on this a little bit, but Nancy Pelosi is back in the news. She's still Speaker of the House, right? Yes. I feel she's been that for a long time. When did she first become a speaker?

Like 2000? Something like that? Something like that. Yeah. Well, because of January 6th, which is, again, the premise of our new horror movie. she this video out there we're going to play a little bit of it

of Nancy Pelosi on like behind the scenes on January 6th it's kind of like a like a DVD extra is there going to be a DVD boxhead of January 6 why don't they do that by the way why I mean that would be amazing I would love I mean look I instead of like getting a Blu-ray of the complete series of the office

or the West Wing right I would love to get like 9-11 a Blu-ray 9-11 Blu-ray. It's just like, I'm thinking about it. It's just various news coverage. Yeah, it's just all the news coverage.

With behind the scenes and various audio commentary tracks. These would be kind of cool. Why? We should not talk about this. Yeah. We can start producing these. I don't know how we get clear

the rights at all, but whatever. Yeah. But anyway, I would love a January 6 DVD. It doesn't mean it's a poor January 6. I just want the Blu-ray. Right. And people will collect them.

And maybe the government can raise money that way and stop trying to, raise taxes on these four billionaires yeah i mean look they sell a commemorative plates does the government do that they're in the coin game are they in the plate game well i think those are private sellers usually they do make coins yeah they'll make they'll make kind of collectible coins but my point is these things sell yes why don't we do that and then we could take opec on their own game because opec i I forgot to mention. It's not in our things.

But OPEC has decided to cut production on oil. Hmm. And it's going to hurt the economy. So how about we just release every time we have a tragedy. Hey, well, here is the blue. That would be perfect. So you have like a commemorative Blu-ray of the complete coverage. It's not going to be like we're not going to get every single news network, right?

But you will, you'll mix Fox News and CNN, right? we're not going to get like it's going to be for everyone yeah and we're going to get cover like so what was this hurricane that just killed a lot of people and destroyed a lot of stuff and ira ira ida i don't know but it was that one Katrina you know yeah we'll sell and the proceeds go i mean i get a cup because it's my idea but they'll go to victims and they'll go to the people who represent the victims the politicians and to Depending on what political positions you have, you could get maybe different added features of the box set.

Like if you're a conservative, you could get six hours of people looting, right? And then if you are, you know, more liberal, you could get six hours of footage of just of people, you know, needing shelter. All right, I'm listening to you, and I'm thinking about the ethical implications of that. But I really don't care because that sounds like a great. you. I want the money. Give us the money. Yeah. This is this would be a big deal. I mean, so anyway, this did what we're going about to watch. It would be basically like, you know, included, you know, one of the main,

I think it would be like, because sometimes, though, like, you'll buy a Blu-ray of like, you know, catch me if you can. The wonderful Woody Harrelson. And then, and who's the guy from Social Network? Jesse Eisenberg? Yes, the wonderful magician movie. right and it'll have and it might say like catch me if you can is it called catch me if you can no that oh that's the I'm sorry what am I thinking of now you see me yeah yes okay they probably wanted to call their movie catch me if you can but they couldn't yeah and like so you have his box set right

and it'll say in the back or in this case just the blue ray include bonus content includes uh the documentary quote uh living a life of magic or whatever you know being the fast times of magic world about some crappy documentary right but people love it this would be the kind of thing it wouldn't just be like an extra thing it would be like featured on the bonus content like includes

you kicking it old school with Nancy Pelosi on January 6th so we're watching it now But you know what? We have got to get finished to proceed in to else we're going to have become to the picture. USA! USA! U.S.

Senator Schumer is at a secure location and they're locked down in the Senate. There has to be some way we can maintain the sense that people have. There's that be some way we can maintain the sense that people have. That there's some security

or some confidence. There's just some security or some confidence, I guess, in me. Right. Look, here's a funny thing about this. The government can function. Well, there is no confidence of that. No, no, nobody is confident of that. Is anyone confident the government can function?

I don't think so. You shouldn't be. There is no one who should ever be confident anymore that the government can function. I mean, I'm not saying it can't function, but you should not be like, oh, of course. I'll never understand why you like Aaron Sorkin so much if you believe that.

How can you be such a weird libertarian and also love Aaron Sorkin so much? First of all, I wouldn't call myself a libertarian. I mean, I've been one in the past. I've been an anarcho-capitalist in the past. I mean, I've dabbled. I've got my feet wet in the blood of libertarianism or whatever. Is that okay? The feet wet in the blood of libertarians?

But the point is, the point is, no, look, I do think it's a newer phenomenon. I think the government used to function better. I think, you know, we've the past few elections, it's not just Trump. We've just seen a lot of shutdowns and a lot of like, you know, crazy. I mean, the 2000 recount was bonkers, right? There's a lot of stuff's going on. So, I mean, I think Aaron Sorkin was a vision of a possible world where people, you can lock yourself in a hotel room for like, you know, a week with, you know, a couple pounds of crack cocaine. and, you know, and make a nice show.

Right. And that's not really a thing anymore. You know, I think you can blame streaming services. You can blame DVDs, right? A lot of things happen. Or you can blame the war in Iraq, 9-11, whatever. The point is a man can smoke a little crack and make a great show anymore. I'm not saying no one's doing the crack, but it's not working.

That's very true. I mean, look, it's kind of like when people take Adderall. and the first start taking it's like I'm so effective and then become then they get become a problem right it's like that that's what crack is that's what happened to Aaron Sorkin and that's what happened to government the first

show you ever write when you're on crack is amazing and then but there's diminishing returns that's how I would do a you know a stay at home special wait as a school special yeah stay at home special but yeah so there's but this Nancy Pelosi thing

people are coming you know With either sudden, some people think it's awful and staged. And some people think this is proof that she's the president or something. She's acting like the president. I don't know if that's true. I mean, I think it's fine. I think she's doing fine. I'm just not sure.

Who is she talking to here? Like, I mean, there's a camera there. Okay. So she's talking to people. Well, she is being followed around apparently. I saw people complaining that why is there a camera crew. I'm like, well, that's an interesting point. And someone's like, well, her daughter is taping it.

Oh, Dorah happens. We're Doris a documentarian. And then I looked into it, and I realized I never saw this movie, but it's a movie called Following Bush Around or something. Look it up, please. Look it up. We'll give a shout out to the Pelosi girl. It's called Following Bush Around?

No, clearly not. It's not that's my book. It's something, though. But it's Pelosi's daughter. I remember when this documentary came out. I didn't happen to see it, but I think they talked about it, the American cinematographer, because they were using Little Cats. And it was made by Nancy Pelosi's daughter?

Yes. Alexandria Pelosi or Alexandra Pelosi? No, it wouldn't be on YouTube. It's Google it. Goalty's with George. Yes, journeys with George. Is that much different than following Bush around? I mean, journeys with George would not sound as good as a porn name.

Look, journey, following Bush around is a more honest way of phrasing it. This is the, that's the, I guess. You know, whatever of it But the point is, so I don't know what to make of it I guess we can skip around this Pelosi thing Hold on, let's go back to the Let's skip around on here She's talking to someone there

I think that's the guy Well, look at those, wait, hold on Look at these socks that Chuck Schumer's Wow Those are loud socks Graphic socks I mean, is that, look. Those are like 3D design socks.

Those are, those seem like they're like, hey, this is the way I demonstrate that I'm into like weird stuff. Right? I don't mean predator stuff. But like, hey, I like, I'm a furry, maybe. Why is? Do you think that would be a better world? If you could wear like colorful, loud socks that would demonstrate your sexual priorities or, um. would they be all those design like totem poles where it's like at the very top i want to have

orgies with uh panda bears but i realized no one no one's gonna put that in a sock but but below that um i'm into you know just some mutual oral licking like you know like like a totem pole of sexual priorities i guess is that really a thing though is that really is it anyone ever said, hey, I'm really the mutual oral looking is like my main, you're talking about 69's? Well, look, you would have to, in order to be. Are you talking about the famous 69s? Yes.

In order to be represented on a sock, they would have to be kind of like, you know, condensed like that. Interesting. I don't, I don't think mutual oral looking is, I mean, that's just, I guess, I guess you could do that. But I wouldn't say mutual oral licking. It would say it would be a depiction of like, you know, a tongue. okay i think it would just be a weird like um picture of like you know someone like happy but also like kind of spitting you know something like that uh anyway that's how i but this is this is chuck schumer and there's nancy do you think chuck schumer's posture here take a look is you can see

Pelosi, we're under my little box here. Do you think that his posture is kind of like sexually threatening to her? We'll see a full, he's a full picture of it. I mean, do you think, do you think he's trying to power her? No, I think he looks a little bit of weak in the, in the back area, honestly. You think he looks weak in the back? What does that mean? He looks like his bad posture.

Interesting. All right. I think that's just kind of like effortless posture of a man who runs the, what's he run the congress no he was the senate right he's the head of the senate yeah the senate majority later yes i have vice president runs kamala runs this i get it all right i'm trying to design a sock here i'm gonna call up the effing secretary of d o d um he's called him secretary of d o d um he's called him secretary of defense why why i just say why do you say is that means like if the camera wasn't there he'd say i'm gonna call the fucking secretary

DoD. We have some senators who are still in their hideaways. Now the hideaways are a little basically little closet like size like offices that they have, right? Because most of the senators don't even have like congressional offices like full offices. But they have a little hideaway in the building, I mean, in the capital building. They have these little hideaway things that you can kind of like chill out in. Right. They're very small.

They have a little water. Maybe they have a bathroom. Maybe a piss in. Maybe a TV. Maybe a TV. you can watch some Judge Judy Yeah In between

Maybe a Nintendo Switch Yeah, yeah exactly You play a little Kirby In between January 6 hearings Whatever They need massive personnel now Can you get the Maryland? That seems cool

I would like a hideaway I would love to have a hideaway in here Yeah You know, like a fart in there I have something to say Mr. Secretary I'm going to call the mayor of Washington D.C. right now

and see what other outreach I mean, this is, look, this is fun. This is what you would think they would do, right? They're under attack or whatever. I mean, there's a video later where people are, like, calling for her ahead. Here we go. Get him up, they're saying. Get them up.

Hold up. It's because of her. I don't know. I can't find you. There's something later where they're like, give us Pelosi. Yeah, they say, like, you don't bring her out. We're going to go get her. Right.

Which that's no good. That, look, you shouldn't ever. say that. I mean, I can't, I mean, I guess when we went to get bin Laden with that boat and we threw them off the boat later, but let's not get into that, why we threw them with a boat, whatever. But, you know, I'm saying there's like, or like it's a hostage situation. Bring her out or we're going to get her. But when you're, when you're part of any kind of angry mob or just very vocal group, you know, don't, don't ever say that. Yeah. It doesn't make your case look good. But whatever. The point I was saying,

know is that they're uh you know she's handling it the way you think they would yeah i mean look there's there's clearly a little bit of performance with a camera going on sure and at the same time they're doing stuff that makes sense to do no like they're acting like i don't know i don't understand the people on twitter who go like she's so poised right you you got you brought up let me see if i can find this for a second because you showed me a crazy meme um let's see if I might not be able to find it, but, but... We should really, we should really bank these memes. He's crazy.

What you was Biden kissing in person? Yeah, I can't find it, but, but describe what you saw. I don't, I'm not sure. Describe what you remember me showing you, because I don't... I remember you showed me, um, a picture of the U.S. Constitution, like the... Oh, God. Yes. The paper document.

What did you look up to find that? That was so crazy. Um, it was literally like the, it was like the constitution. So if you took a constitution, right, and then you made like a, and you wore the green man suit, right? Like, you know, the green screen suit that people wear, like, to become Gallum or whatever, you know, from ocean capture stuff. And you, like, somehow, like, kind of imposed, like, the document onto this body. Yeah. And then that body was hugging Nancy Pelosi.

Yeah. And I guess it was to say the, the, she's hugging the constitution. it was so The U.S. Constitution is hugging her. See, Google, Google this. I'm going to Google. Google, say, meme, Constitution,

hugging Pelosi. Go to the images. Oh, there we go. Here's part of it. Yes. Get it. Okay. We're bringing

so there we go so can you just zoom in why is why is david mitchell in the bottom i don't know david mitchie from peep show oh wow we like him i love i'm just glad i didn't take a drink right before seeing that all right he just well of that someone's repurposed david mitchell but if you just zoom in like this but he has a body here we go the constitution has a body in this yeah so this is the uh this is i don't i don't know i didn't feel this way watching the footage, I didn't get like this. I mean, this is, this is something you might do, like, you know, look, do you remember 9-11? Yes.

The day after. Now, I know we invade Iraq. It didn't end well. We did bad things. But the way you felt when George Bush was like, I hear you, everyone hears you, as soon the people who did this is going to hear you. If you didn't feel a little good at that moment for a moment, you're just probably into anything cool.

he probably doesn't like any good bands because that was just that was a feel good moment now I did when we started like when we started dropping bombs on Afghanistan whatever we did or sending true you know it was like well all right what's the parameters of this and everyone was like shut out

I remember being like someone was like we're attacking I remember being at some work and some guy was like some older guy were like we're attacking Afghanistan and we're bombing them and like what's like you know what's the detail was a where this bomb it was great

and when kicking ass I'm like all right and then you know you had the iraq war but i mean that moment it was nice that's what this is for that's what this feelings for no one i mean she's just she's making phone calls trying to get the mayor to help her i don't mean like it's nothing wrong with what she did honestly my favorite part of this photoshop job is that they clearly put nancy pelosi's face onto the body of some like teen actress right oh interesting that's a good point that's a great So that the Constitution can more effectively embrace her body.

That's a great point. I mean, Nancy Pelosi's got a fine body for an older woman. Oh, yeah, look. She looks fine. Yeah. So I don't know, but clearly they seem to have done that. They seem to have put her, you know,

head onto like Jenna Malone's body or someone, right? Like, you know. Yeah. Interesting. Very interesting choice. Uh, I mean, that Constitution seems creepy. No, I look more out. Yeah.

His face just seems like, ugh. He looks like a Cine button. So, I mean, look, I don't know what to make it. That, that happened. That happened. Yes. Moving on. This is, I know you're a huge Harry Potter fanatic.

And you found her later in life, though, right? You kind of in the past couple of years got into Harry Potter. No, that's not true at all. As soon as I realized, as soon as I saw. her politics. I was like, I got to get into these books. Wizards, you say. I always thought wizards were lame until I found that she, whatever she does. People call her a turf. Yeah. I got no reason to say she, I mean, I don't know. Look, whatever. I, I read the first three Harry Potter books when I was age appropriate for them and then I kind of lost interest in the series.

Yeah. But, you know, I remember watching the first couple of movies and I, and I liked Hagrid. Right. And, well, bad news because Hagrid said, he's not alive anymore. Robbie Coltrane. So cold. So cold towards Hagrid. I'm cold to everyone. This is people get mad at me sometimes, but I'm just, I don't, you know, get sentimental about things. I'm sorry. What you want me to do? I sound very, I get a lot of flak sometimes of being a little cold. So, Robbie Coltrane, Hagrid and the Harry Potter films, dies at 72. The veteran Scottish actor and comedian also won the claim for playing a gambling addicted psychologist on the crime series Cracker in the 1990s.

Well, that sounds interesting. I'd love to watch Cracker. That does sound interesting. We should watch that on the comp dump dump next month. Oh, yeah. He's Cracker. Um, why is this something we're talking about? Well, I just wanted to, you know, it's like a, I wanted to see if you had any emotional reaction to it, which clearly you don't.

I wanted to see, you know, if you had any fond memories like this. Because that is burned into my memory a little bit. Hagrid? The image of Hagrid. What, like hovering over the boy? Yeah, like, you know. I'm a way, you're a wizard, Harry. He's a big comforting presence.

You be Harry Potter. All right. What's the matter, Hagrid? You're a wizard, Harry. I shouldn't be eating those fish really sandwiches. I mean, I got nothing to say. Look, can you look at Brobie Coltrane? I mean, is he related to John Coltrane?

I don't think so. I wouldn't imagine that he's related to John Coltrane black. He was. This guy doesn't seem black. No, he does. He's going back on camera. I mean, but you don't know. I mean, like sometimes if he had a white mother and then John Coltrane was there, you don't know.

Right? Yeah, that's true. But also he's British, so I don't, you know. This is black British people. I'm not going to die. But John Coltrane was American. I'm not going to die on this crucifixion hill for you. All right.

So was Coltrane American? I believe so, yeah. Interesting. Jazz is American, huh? Pretty American. Yeah. They say it's the only American music for him. I don't know if that's true or not.

I've heard that. Bring up his IMD for me. What about Pilgrim song? Did the Pilgrims have any songs? I don't have sex with anyone, duh. Something like that. But yeah. We're the creeps of Europe.

No one wants us around. We're the creeps of Europe. A lot of us die for no reason in the cold. Roanoke. What happened there? We don't know. I mean, are they all pilgrims are only certain settlements called pilgrims. I think everyone who can.

It came early on with a pilgrim, right? Yeah, I think so. Okay. It wasn't just the Massachusetts Bay Colony or something. I don't believe. I think it wasn't limited. So Roanoke, which is, that's the one where Dale disappeared, right? Yes.

The mystery of Roanoke. They're all pilgrims. We were. They were. They're famously dead. Yeah. Anyway. IMDB, this man, this man.

Show me this man's life's work, please. I would sit in judgment of Robbie Coltrane. I feel like I feel like I've seen him. around the big. Hagrid was his biggest thing. Well, look, I am not saying that, but I have not watched the Harry Potter film. So, not to me. God, what? I'm not

making the case that he had anything bigger than Hagrid. I am just trying to establish, if I haven't seen it, what else he was in? Was he in Golden Night? That makes sense. I think he was a playable character in Golden Eye. He was in. That's Golden Night right there, right? Was that tomorrow? What does that say? I can't read that.

The world is not enough. it's a different bond movie nice cracker let's see urban heights F gray hoggwarst express whatever prime yes prime minister I was a show the comics represents great expectations

brave oh he's in that lead balloon show we like that I love lead balloon that's a great show uh Harry Potter in the Deathly Hallows he lived all he was in all seven movies he didn't die they didn't they what happened here this is

I don't know what that's supposed to be give me out of here anyway I don't know I thought this I think he was in the richy rich movie look at the 90s that's what I'm looking for oh he's in golden eye

there you go he's a playable character in the game golden eye see right there well you skip it it doesn't matter um okay so he's dead the guy from golden eyes dead that's what you're trying to tell me uh you i forgot to bring this up before but you did something this week what did i do we're done with robby coltrane okay i don't know what you want me to say about

i want you to be sad i don't know the man all right he might as well be you know uh some guy invading a country what do i what do i know uh you got a little treat uh agricultural treat yeah uh you bought a we got you a desk you got yourself whatever we made room for you got a desk yeah and then you wanted to get stuff for your desk show everyone what you got for your desk i got a little uh cactus you got this little cactus look at this look at this cactus it's tiny but it's it's it's very spiky it is spiky let me see how's yeah that'll hurt you i mean Not too bad, but, like, you know, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're sitting there on put this in your ass. Look, that wouldn't be nice.

That's not great. Um, so yeah. Yeah. Um, it's pretty cool. You wanted to show everyone. I mean, I'm vamping for you, but you wanted to, why don't you tell everyone what, you know, your whole cactus thing. Well, I thought like, you know, you, it's supposed to help your mental health to add a little green to your environment. Is it going to help your mental health when you let it die in a week?

I'm not going to let it I'm not going to let it die I thought you didn't have to water it no look I could probably go like a month without watering it why would you even think of that in those terms

there's plenty of water here why are you thinking about how much you can hold from it I mean yeah if we go on vacation well I don't want to drown it don't cactus is drown I mean Google that we have a computer here

Google it I've never heard of that I don't want to say you're wrong I'm pretty sure you're wrong but yeah we'll say Oh, read it and weep. Drowning a cactus is actually one of the most common causes of cacti death. You're going to keep breathing? I'm concerned about the actual plant.

You just want to, you know, you want to want one up me. Make sure you feel the soil before watering to check it's completely driest. I guess it is kind of dry. Yeah, this guy's gonna be, I hurt myself. If it isn't, wait a few days. There's a way. I don't care. Anyway, what else is going on?

People are very upset about the Parkland thing. This kid? Is he a kid? I think he's a man. Isn't he like 18 or something? All right, good enough. Is that him? Yeah, I mean, look, it's one thing.

Is that him? I believe so That's Nicholas Cruz, the killer? Yeah So he What is this? Why is that the picture of the show? He's saying,

I can't believe that he didn't Because he's not going to get executed, huh? For the time being, it seems like he won't get executed Though I think the judge might have like The final say I don't think a judge can just know Maybe

That's a pretty big I mean, that's a pretty big Open for Appeals thing I mean you were a paralegal Like didn't you Didn't you didn't you? Didn't you? a jury can just recommend a sentence right they can't actually unilaterally say

i guess so um although if a jury recommends not given the death sentence i don't know i don't necessarily i think there are cases where it can go to the jury okay and then there's probably motions before and after about it but uh i i think most judges if a jury said yeah we don't want to kill them and you said well i think i think you're wrong and i'm going to kill him i think Even conservative judges might shy away from that just because it's an illegal mess. Okay.

Probably. But I can be wrong. But here he's just expressing his surprise, I guess, that he's not being killed. What happened? There's only one juror? Well, it's been kind of like a dramatic thing. Like there is a,

I guess there were three jurors in total who advocated for him to get life in prison instead of the death penalty. Oh, okay. There was one juror who said that she was threatened. by another juror because she was accused of like holding up

giving him the death penalty. Interesting. Prosecutors of Florida school shooter Nicholas Cruz called for an investigation Friday after a juror said another panelist threatened her during the deliberations that ended with a life sentence for Cruz's murder of 17 17 people for four years ago

at Parkland's mate Marjorie Stunt. I mean what you want me to say? What am I supposed to say to this? I feel bad. Not for Nicholas Cruz. No. I mean, whatever. Look,

look, practically speaking, I don't think that this guy is going to, I don't think this guy is a genius. I don't think he's going to escape prison. You don't think the jurors refer to him as the genius school shooter? Despite the glasses. I don't think he's a genius.

Look, we didn't know. Oh, shit. Did you know he wore glasses? I didn't know. This is the right guy. They have the right guy? No, it's just a sentence in portion.

All right, but you sure he's the guy because he's wearing glasses here. I mean, honestly, his story, even the guys who do escape prison, they're not necessarily geniuses.

They're just crazy and they starve themselves until they can like fit through the bars. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on,

hold on. Again, I don't want this to be another cactus situation. How, are there actually a plethora of documented cases of guys starving themselves until they can fit through the bars of a prison cell? I think there was more than one.

I mean... I'm pretty sure Ted Bundy did it. This show is brought to you by Google, apparently, because I need you to Google it. Ted Bundy did that? I'm pretty sure. Wait, Ted Bundy starved himself until he could fit through the bars?

This is insanity. Are you just, like, having a fever dream? I'm pretty sure. Wait, yeah, bring this up. Okay, maybe I could be wrong here. No, here, I was just already a sterile. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he escaped twice. So, um, so how did he actually escape?

Ah. It requires a whole lot of ordinary. God damn it. Anyway. What did you find? Tell us about. So, okay, so he jumped out of a window. Okay, well, that's not an old star.

If anything, you would not want to starve. You'd want to eat a little more to cushion yourself if you jumped out of a window. How did you bring out of prison? I jumped out of an open window. Even if it was a closed window. Like, notoriously prisons don't have windows. Like, like, in that sense. I mean, they have bars on them.

How'd you bring out of prison? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure there's one case where he starved himself. How'd you break out of prison? Why left when they told me not to? What is this? Okay. In one case, he sawed a hole in the ceiling of his cell, a hole which he was able to fit through

because he'd intentionally starved himself down to 140 pounds. There was a hole in the ceiling of his cell. Okay, that's the bars. The bars are pretty close together. I guess the bars is like, it's a more cartoony version of that. Well, they have bars. Yeah. They're just pretty close together.

But you wouldn't be able to. I don't think just how, you know, I don't think going on Atkins for a week. would let you, you know, break out of prison typically. But where do I know? I'm just a dummy. So cool, I guess. But, yeah, it's just parkland shooting thing.

So they're going to change the law for this kid? Yeah, like this whole controversy or whatever might lead to a change in the law. I want to look, you know how they have Megan's law? Yeah. That's not a great subject matter. You know, but whatever. But we all know what Megan's law is. What is the biggest law?

You have to tell, you have to go to your neighbors and tell them you're a sex offender. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah, I think so. So, uh,

the point is I want Ray's law. And that's news articles have to have a blurb at the top that, you know, for some of the podcast and go over the way, I don't have to read like your prose. I don't want a prose poem when I'm trying to find out how to try to kill this guy. You know? Oh.

Deep in the recesses. of a Florida World Wind this guy didn't get killed Right You know I don't need I don't need Mark Twain

When I'm trying to find out Who shot the president You know Yeah So do you think that he should be killed Or Yeah probably yes Yes

I'm like I support I'm not a big death penalty advocate But if you're asking me If a guy who shoots a school Yeah I'm gonna go out of limb and say sure what you think yeah i mean look i i don't really agree with the death penalty in general but uh it does

seem like i wish there was a way where we could just limit apparently there isn't apparently there's no way to like just have a death penalty for people who really are just like rampage killing people you what you're asking for can we have a death penalty but only for people who are guilty yes and no yeah no famously no i mean what What, what do you, what would, if you were a sin-a-bun, how would you punish, uh, Nicholas Cruz? Um, I would definitely, I think I would just, I think that's the best sin a bun punishment for him. Yeah. Maybe, uh, just cut out his whole face.

Cut out his whole face. Yeah. What does that mean? So he doesn't have a face. He just walks around without a face. and it's all bloody like the like the centa buttons do okay so he's you kind of skin off you mean of his face yeah like his face off he's like face off before nicholas cage puts on the other guy's face but also any identifying shapes on his face so the nose so you want to like you want

first you want to remove his skin and then you want to take like a planer which is something you would use to like kind of like really like get a you know a piece of wood flat like a table he's playing the top of a table right yeah it'll even you would take a plane or his face Yes Interesting okay What about you Make him watch this show

Make him watch come No I'm just kidding I don't know I guess I would do I would probably I would probably use him as a marionette puppet You know and like yeah We put the hoax in them

But it's not the worst hooks Right They heard they heard a bit But it's gonna be an old day thing So it'll wear on you But then I make you just do plays I'll have Gary going raw So I'll have

The Iceman Comet Which I've never seen even know what's about but you know i write my own version of it and i'll have him perform it monologues i'll have him do erin sorkin monologues from the west wing so is this some kind of rehabilitation plan or no no it's just it's fun uh just imagine nicholas cruz saying uh the streets of heaven are too crowded with angels tonight you know something like that that's what i would do and then they would drop a big rock on them like piggy is that what happened to i never that's Lord of the Flies?

Lord of the Flies. Never read it. You'd think they'd be a... Sorry for the spoiler. Yes. I mean, I do like killed a kid, right? They killed a little kid with glasses. Whatever.

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