Kump - 133 - Best Friends Dinner Party

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump and Kanye's dinner, Will Smith, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. How are you? How are you? Oh, I'm doing great. How was your Thanksgiving? It was nice.

It was very nice. Yeah. you enjoyed it yeah enjoyed me spending time with your family i did and yeah and and they all loved you you're a big hit apparently apparently the i mean not met not many of them seemed to be familiar with the podcast some of them are but i i tried to bring up gunhand during grace they're not all supporting the podcast as much as they could be that's true i just made a reference to gun hand well you know they asked them you know would you like to say grace and it was like I said something like a and you know just give thanks for you know for friends and family

for your hands of hands full of hands made of guns and uh I got some real stink guys some real what are you talking about um you fat turd that's that's a look I got from certain people the table yeah you uh you should not be marrying into this family we want you we want you to be dead well well if it if it's any comfort to you i have a big extended family yeah if there's any of them who aren't caught up on the entire catalog of comp episodes i'm willing to cut out permanently i think we need to i can't i can't have that kind of like lack of commitment with but you know even though my family isn't you know i don't know if i'm marrying into a family you better listen because i'm going to be heard when we're another whether it's if i shoot myself in the leg

by set myself on fire and then screaming saying things like why do they do this I don't want to die they'll hear that so they don't hear gun hand they have that option

but yeah it was nice and we went to a nice wedding we did and you were congratulations to the couple we don't name them but you know for their own benefit congratulations it was a great wedding

yeah And you were people, and you were, you were a great dancer. People said, people were surprised I knew how to cut a rug on the dance floor. Do you apologize to your aunt for me, though? Is she doing it okay? I think she's, I think she's fine now. I mean, I was giving you some spins on the dance floor, and I was kind of coaxing around. You are, the one critique I have of your dance style, but, but I understand why you do it,

because from far away, it looks more impressive. Yeah. You're a rough spinner, like. Well, you felt like I span you rough? You clutch the body and then grab the arm and then spin in a very rough manner. Well, I do that because you're not used to it. And so I didn't want you going flying and you're in heels. So I just make sure I was making, I was being gentle, actually.

Usually, well, the thing is that kind of, that creates momentum where the spin looks beautiful. Right. But the first part of the move looks like an act of abuse. Well, sure. But I was still, I was guiding you around because, you know, I could tell you, wanted me to do it yeah um no it was fun yeah and then your aunt you know jumps in she wants to start dancing and i'm fine with it we're doing some disco dancing and uh i gave her i was very slow with it and i gave her like a very gradual spin just because she never seen me doing this

i want to short change her and uh halfway through she took a little spill she went tumbling to the floor and i was like oh god this is a problem this is this is not how i make this is not my this is not my debut tom ball moment yeah this is not how i get introduced to the bloodline yeah well she's a tiny you know i'm i'm pretty tiny height wise sure she's she's smaller she's thin woman older woman yeah she's you know latches of calories i guess yeah she's on time impressive yeah you know usually when people get older they it's a tendency but no she was very trim and uh i don't know i was part of it she said she was wearing he she was She said she wasn't mad, but, you know,

I wouldn't be surprised if she tries to shut this wedding down. Did she break anything? I don't think she broke anything. She was walking around afterwards, so. That's good for us. Well, you will use that in court. Does he, you know, like what she was walking around is for it. I saw her go get cake at one point.

You're telling me that, you know, she fractured some of the tibia. I call foul. I think, you know, she's trying to just get, get some of this podcast, you know. This is very, I think he's trying to sewer away into a very small podcast. But no, it was fun. And I'll try not to maim anyone else in your family. Thank you. I appreciate that.

That would be helped by them, you know, demonstrating knowledge of the podcast. I wouldn't feel, I'm not saying I feel like I need to get revenge, but like I definitely wouldn't, if that was the case. I don't know. If they were patrons, we would, there would be extra motivation to protect them. Sure. Like, it's not, it's not so much. like trying to you know and this is not me blackmailing anyone but like i'm not trying to hurt

anyone but it's like if you if you guys were generous patrons of the podcast i would definitely make a point not to so you call that what it will you will um and you know if a judge asked me i didn't say anything um so welcome to the show welcome to the show it's uh it's lovely Thanksgiving uh we hope you had a lovely um time what were we discussing before the week before the side dishes right we hope you we hope you add some what we suggest people do fill a fill a bowl full of uh red bowl some kind of patte right fill a bowl full of red bowl and then dip bread into it like it like it's olive oil that's not a bad idea that's something i can get behind that's a that's a christmas tradition. Yeah, that's true. Flavored olive oil, infused olive oils are actually a pretty

popular artisan product. Red bowl and olive oil. That can be nice. When you mix olive oil in red bowl, does it mix or is it just kind of create like a, it's like a jar of organic peanut butter. It's all like all the oils on top. We got to do an experiment. We have to make a video, myth busting something that no one's ever thought of, which is, you know, what happens if I, you know, well, and it's, um, I'm very, excited for it hell yeah what else happened this week besides thanksgiving anything else happened this week besides thanksgiving i didn't hear much news no um well there was one story that kind of broke through oh what was that the the general quiet of the holiday weekend sure

with the turkey getting pardoned well actually well it's interesting you say that because this year two turkeys got pardon really were they is it because of a gender thing they want to i don't know how i don't know what gender thing was that something to do with gender they didn't want to be seen as favoring one gender of turkey yeah they couldn't they couldn't find a non-binary turkey so they had to go genders of turkeys get eaten anyway i don't can you eat the male turkeys i don't know i mean what what's a female is it a hen turkey i always assumed that we just ate the women are there turkey eggs how can we don't have turkey eggs They do lay eggs, right?

You know what? That's a great question. I'm starting to think turkeys aren't real. Because I've never heard of a female turkey. I've never seen a turkey egg. I've never, I've never witnessed any evidence of a turkey soul for what that's word. A turkey hen lays one clutch of eggs per year. One clutch?

What does that mean? I guess that's what they call like a, batch of eggs. I don't like this. I think we're eating a fake thing. I'm going to throw up. So anyway, um, well, two cookies got pardons and nothing else happened in the news. So like, what are we going to talk about? No, of course, there was one big story. Oh, yeah, which was it, it was a, it was a meeting of the minds of the mind was like Noam Chomsky and the, and Will Sesso? Close. Donald Trump

You can see these names on a giant marquee Donald Trump Kanye West Oh he's dicey Two very very controversial figures They have another person to kind of make it To moderate the mix a little bit Introducing

Nick Fuentes Oh Now I don't know much about him But I've heard he's I've heard people call him a Nazi Is that is that all accurate? Um,

I would say it's pretty accurate, yeah. Okay. I mean, people might think I'm biased. Sure. But, but, you know, he has, he does seem to have put a lot of verbal energy into denying the Holocaust, so I don't think it's like. Oh, is that a big thing of him?

Yeah. Well, that's not, that doesn't, that certainly doesn't make you non-a-notice. That's not, if, you know, if you were trying to rule out of he's Nazi, you wouldn't, you wouldn't be like, oh, you're free to go. Yeah. Look, maybe you think that the anti-defamation, League is biased but you definitely can't work for them if you've denied the Holocaust more than

once i mean i i don't know i i feel like the information league might have a open mind about you know the whole holocaust situation wouldn't they why why wouldn't they be objective about uh so this guy's whatever he but he's got where is he on he was is he on like uh serious satellite radio where'd people find this guy nick point is well depending on when you go apparently you can find him disiland you Or it's World down there in Florida, right? Yeah, well, I wouldn't say that, well, he's from Florida, right? So he probably has gone to Disneyland.

I'm sure he's gone. Or Disney World. I'm sure he's gone. I meant more like, is he someone who is employed at Disney World playing with Goofy? I don't know where people, I believe he's been like deep platformed, right? Or no, is he still around? I can't keep track of who's on platforms and not. I'm not sure how de-platformed he is.

Okay, but he's, is he on, is he on Rumble or trash bag or one of these sites? Gargle. He's the one person left on parlor. Yeah. We just have something called gargle. Gargle. I mean, it kind of sounds like, it sounds like something like my voice. And people might confuse it with like, you know, I guess it's not right, though.

I was going to say we're going to trick racist to buying content that isn't racist. But I guess people will say, you're taking racist money. Like, well, so is McDonald's. Yeah. I'm sure. Also, how do you keep the racist once you get them as the problem? Because they like the gun hand bits. You know, they like everything else.

They think Red Bull and olive oil sounds funny. Yeah. I don't think racist, that racism has to be their everything. You know, but they can also be into like woodworking or, um, it doesn't make it, it doesn't absolve them. But like, well, they might be into like, you know, playing Kirby video games. You know, Kirby, the pink thing that like sucks things up. and it gets bigger. I don't know.

They might want to watch us play Unravel 2. Right on Twitch. At Twitch.tv slash Ray Kump. We were going to play Unravel 2, which is apparently about two pieces of yarn. I don't know, doing stuff. So if you haven't looked at our Twitch channel, we're going to be playing a game about yarn soon.

But yeah. So I mean, like, whatever. Does Kmart say, like, you better not be racist when you buy this fucking, you know, bite beater shirt. No, of course not. So, like, well, I care if some, if some, if some lunatic, you know,

fringe, you know, separatist wants to, you know, thinks that trash, that that gargle is some kind of, you know, hate thing. And he ends up listening to us talk about, you know, hors d'oeuvres and hurting your aunt. That's business, baby. Right.

Money over everything. But anyway. So he's he's somewhere yeah so Nick so all right so you have you have they got together this week what they do they went to the White House where he's not the president anymore so where they go they went to Mar-a-Lago second best thing is Mar-a-Lago officially they called it the southern white house right he did right then they there was someone called it that right or something like that they do well who's it yeah who called it that people would say like it means it gets like when Is there going to be, wait, is there really going to be another civil war?

No, I just mean like when he was. Barlago, the seat of the new Confederacy. When he was the president. Yeah. Oh, okay. You know, didn't they call it like White House South or something? Oh, I guess, yeah, maybe they did. He spent a lot of time there.

It's just like, and like, I think he spent more time in Bush spent at his ranch, but it's the same idea. And Obama had, where did Obama have? Some kind of palace in the sky. Yeah. Some elitist Harvard palace where he oversaw. um abortions um whatever i mean everyone's got to get have a getaway um so they went to marilago oh and also mylo yiannopoulos was there interesting so myelianopolis the um

the man who was famous for being a conservative gay man was that his gimmick what was his gimmick more or less i mean yeah uh uh anti feminist generally conservative kind of pickup artist right Was he a pickup artist, Milo? See, this is a weird thing about what you think. A lot of these guys, a lot of these guys started out as kind of pickup artist. I don't think Milo was ever a pickup artist. Well, it would be kind of funny if he was like actually giving like straight men

advice about pickup women and he was actually working. Honestly, maybe it's how he got big because it worked. The advice was good. That was the move. Yeah. No, that was the move for a comeback and Milo just blew it. Like if he had left, because he left public life. After Joe Rogan

After Joe Rogan Pretty much accidentally exposed him I know a bunch of pedophiles I'm like where are they He's like I don't know I want to tell you He's like we have to tell people That is

I think that's one of my favorite Joe Rogan moments To me that really distills The simple genius of Joe Rogan I should have told Joe that Instead of being like I'm here with him And then spitting on my mistake

I should have said that Milo thing was great dude There has been so much better than just mumbling And just being all red and getting COVID somehow just oh where were they I can't say you got to say there's pedophile parties you got to say where they are bro and that's just that that was basically his whole career right down the tubes because he wanted to he

wanted to talk bigger he was bragging about being I don't think if he for all I know he didn't even know this was all fake right he's just like he's just lying trying to like you know I got planning a petafile parties I'm a big shot where I don't I can't say yeah I always thought it sounded like a lot Yeah, like, but he went too far with the lie. I'm sure, look, we all know, I mean, you can say we think, but like, we all basically know this happens almost for sure, but like, I don't know if they invite Milo. Right.

So, yeah, so you have, you have at the white, if you want to come to Arpahadophile parties, you got to vote blue. So as a southern white house, uh, you have Trump, uh, you have Nick Fuentes, you have Kanye West and Milo Yianopoulos. Wait, can I finish that thought? That was the move because he left public life And then he did this whole I'm straight now thing Oh he did pretend to be

Without worry he said he's straight I don't know he's pretending The move was to become a new straight pickup artist That would be great now So he I used to be gay and now I'm a pickup artist Hey I had sex with thousands of men So I know men inside out

And I know how they work So I know how to give you advice About how to get women Because I know exactly what you want because I had sex with many men, so I just know everything about men. What do you think Milo's advice would, like one or two pieces of advice he might give?

Pretend to be gay? Women love it when you pretend to be gay and then you actually are just gay. Right. I mean, did he reverse that, or is he still? I don't care. Look, if that's his journey, this is a guy who had a lot of racist things, right?

Or, you know, people argue he was a racist and argue he's a anti-woman or whatever. A lot of things like that, right? Yeah. But so I don't feel like the fact of if part of his journey is like, hey, I think I'm gay and then I'm straight and I'm gay again, whatever. I don't care. Yeah. That's not why we're mad. Right.

That's not why it's an issue of him being, you know, as a southern white house or is you call it. I'm not trying to make anyone be gay. Right. But. It sounds like you want him to stay gay. It's more like, I just think, look, if I'm being, like, cynical about it. Yeah. He missed an opportunity here.

To, to marry a woman. To be the formerly gay pickup party. He's the least relevant person at this dinner table. Well, that, yeah, that's, I mean, that's why it makes some sense that he's there. If all the people there, it's like, all right, I get, I get it. You're getting, I haven't heard about you in, like, years. Yeah. Okay, so what, so tell me more about this.

So it was a dinner? There was a dinner. They had a nice, they get McDonald's like he did for those athletes. Remember? Like the, who was like the college athletes tribunal or whatever? There was a bunch of kids and he had like a bunch of McDonald's for him. You remember that? Oh, yeah.

No, I do remember that. He had like, like, 1600 Big Macs. He was like, and they were like, this is great. And like, honestly, maybe they, you know. Oh, they should have just done a muck bang at Mar-a-Lago. That would be nice. So is that what they eat McDonald's, you think? I mean, he famously eats a lot of fast food.

You think he, like, bought, you, you think he got a nice steak for Kanye or you just gave him a fucking, you think he just gave him a hush puppy from Long John Silvers or whatever or other treaters. That's a good question. I don't know if we have time for it right now, but, but we should. Nice baconager from Wendy's. That's a premium sandwich, right? We should at some point, look up the menu at Marlago. I'd love to. I mean, I've eaten at the Trump course in, uh, in California.

And it was just, it was a very, you know, very mediocre food. Yeah. It wasn't very good. What did they have? Oh, you had a turkey club or whatever, but it was just, it was like, it was just kind of like nothing. Yeah. It was not like, you know, you go over a nice restaurant, you know, you go, well, oh, it's a turkey club. How bad could it be?

It was like it was very unspired. I mean, it's hard to explain what a good turkey club would be like, but there's always little things. Oh, this bread's really good or just like this, like the bacon is really crisp and like nice quality and like, you know, whatever. The turkey is not too dry. The lettuce is crisp. Stuff like that. Yeah. Stuff that you go, like, I wouldn't normally.

think a turkey club was that good but this is great and that's not the case here it was very much like ugh mm-hmm whatever so i'm not saying he'd be wrong with the serving donalds yeah for sure anyway no i would love to know what they ate i want can we go through their garbage i would love i would love for don't trump to just start a muckbank channel i would watch don't trump eat everything i would eat i would watch we eat literally any of them i mean what right first episode we come envision of world we'll get back to this whole you know controversial like end of the world dinner or whatever it is uh but like let's just this is a better idea for now we we warm our way in uh maybe through conya and you know somehow uh we've a friend conier west and we get to trump and we become his advisors and what's the what we pitch is the pilot episode for the for the for the donald trump muckbag channel what is he it's got to be a lot of thing it can't just be like a plate of something he's got to eat like a hundred of something what do you want to watch him eat i mean ribs would be kind of messy that might be fun yeah um 20 jars of peanut butter

i just had that thought right now i feel that could be like because that that would be kind of sickening i mean we all love peanut butter but you start you start feeling sick when you too much you know when you overindulge imagine 20 jars of it what's it what's the place that makes the fish sticks that hungry man is it hungry man the place that makes the fish sticks no like the frozen fish sticks like the famous frozen dinner fish stick you mean like um gordon's fisherman the gordon's fisherman the gordon's fisherman one 1,000 gordon's fisherman fish sticks a thousand fish sticks yeah interesting are you saying it because of the whole south park Kanye westing no I just think fish sticks are fun you remember

that though I got to acknowledge that because it's in my head now yeah it's the whole fish dicks and thing it was the whole it was the whole thing you wouldn't be doing this to rub in the Kanye's face because he got mad about that I think you got or they did an episode because he got mad about something else that's true you always have to take into account even if it's not intentional you have to take into account of sensitivity oh yeah he might make the connection he'll go Defcon 3 on you yeah but you got to be careful because you don't want him you know that's a that's a dangerous place to be on the on the other side of Kanye's Defcon 3

true I'm not mocking the situation I mean you shouldn't say that but I also don't know what it means exactly. I'm not trying to make a light of it, but I don't know what it actually means, but whatever, that's, that's what that's the point. But I'm sure you don't want it, whatever it is. It's anti-Semitic to go death gun, three other two.

I mean, I would say yes. I don't know what exactly. It is, but I don't know why that full thought is so funny to me. It's a ridiculous statement. I mean, you could argue, I mean, if there was someone else, you might argue, well, they said that specifically because like,

what does that mean? But like I don't know if he said that or he like really thinks if he thinks that people have a vision of what DefCon 3 looks like because Defon 3 is just more like oh Russia's rushes moving their troops over this way we should really really get ready to you know respond right and uh I'm sure other things happen planes fly and whatever you know but Kanye doesn't have a plane I mean he might have a plane but not like a war plane right right does Kanye have a war plane that he readies like he said I moved this on three does he mean like I'm gassing up my my my my little plane but he's like I'm gassing up my my my leader jet or whatever he has or is yeah i yeah that's like that that's the thing that gets skipped over yeah when everybody's just calling him anti-semitic it's like what does he specifically mean it's never good there's to be fair there's nothing good that devcon three means yeah it can't you can't argue like why

it's like well that sounds medicine right um but whatever so we don't be whatever it is we don't want him doing that to us no so we got to be careful about you know what we maybe the fish sticks her a little, a little, because it's a South Park thing and a little aggressive. I mean, maybe DeathCon 3 just means I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose all my money. I'm gonna say some stuff that makes me lose all my money.

There's never been how it was used before in history, but it's possible. Do he think that like DefCon 3 just meant like we gave Russia a bunch of money? Please don't nuke us. I don't know. I'll just unplug the goddamn thing. That's some war games.

By knowledge of DeathCon comes from war games, the movie. um go on oh so i'm sorry i didn't internalize war games as much as you did well i watched a bunch a bunch of times as a kid you remember the gag or the dad's putting on a butter on the bread and then you think oh it's disgusting man's going to eat all that butter but they used it to put on the corn to be honest i don't remember i remember very little about that movie it was great we watched it and i remember enjoying it but i can't remember anything about it other than matthew broderick has a computer this might not work

Um, go on with this, you know, so fish sticks, I guess. We'll just take Kanye's wrath to go on. What's that with this, is this, uh, dinner? All right. So, a bunch of Republicans are angry about it. A bunch of Republicans are angry. So, wait, they have a dinner. Does anyone know what they talked about?

Well, some people were saying that they were maybe discussing a presidential campaign for Kanye. I've heard that Kanye is going to run. in that Milo and Nick Fuentes are going to be his campaign managers. Yeah. Now, I don't know if that's a good idea or not. Like, cynically. I mean, Milo, I mean, this guy torpedoes his career or his career by trying to break about knowing pedophiles.

I don't know if he's the best guy to run your campaign. Right. Like, Kanye, at best case, needs someone to rein him in, maybe. Like, to, you know, smooth the edges a little bit. I don't know if Milo's that guy. And I don't know much about Nick Fuentes. Is he, is he like a moderate Republican? no no okay no he's not a moderate

they could win though i don't think they will but they could i mean people said the people said trump couldn't win at this point you never want to count anyone out you don't uh who is i mean is this is this even the craziest thing you could think of what if we ran like carrot top carrot top i think he would just he would just lose because these two ugly you care he got a beautiful body he does have a beautiful body he's very muscular he just a wildly successful comedian I don't like the fact you just you know people would be disturbed by him their prejudice I mean people are kind of

prejudiced against ginger's already and oh so you're just going straight using the g look I'm just I'm just being realistic saying the g word I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore this was what I would say to as it as his advisor this carrot helps advisor what's your first piece of advice quit your race because you're ugliest sin and you're discussing ginger and he's like what you get your first paycheck

that's not how you work does not have jobs work I mean that's just that's just bad I mean I assume you're making a decent salary as an advisor and you just did a Milo in your own career that seems that seems foolish

I think some people would like my direct communication side. If he did, he was like, thank you so much, and I guess I won't need you anymore. I mean, I mean, you just call this guy ugly. Now you care about saving him money? Milk this guy. Jesus. So, uh, so Caratops, no go. So I guess we're stuck with Kanye, hence the cans of it. Yeah. Okay. So what are they, people are, so this all went without a hitch and Trump was very, uh, got to brag about it? Uh, a lot of repels. Uh, a lot of repels. Republicans are mad at him. Mitch McConnell said there is no room in the Republican Party for

anti-Semitism or white supremacy. And anyone meeting with... I mean, I would say that. Yeah. I don't know if Mitch McConnell has... Okay, but it's good to you said that. It would be a little bit. It would be more honest if you said there's a little bit of room.

Look, we all know there's a little bit of room and we try to keep it down to a minimum, but like, I'm not making promises here. You're asking for too much room. Right. Yeah. This is, who else has got a problem with it? House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy took issue. He's going to be a majority leader, right?

Or is he? I don't even know. Maybe. Who knows? I don't know. Denounced it. I don't think anybody should be spending any time with Nick Flentes. He has no place.

Who is a white supremacist punded and organized, an organizer by the ADL. That's not good. I mean, yeah, unless they're lying, which I don't think they are. McCarthy said, I think President Trump came out four times and condemned him and didn't know who he was. So he's kind of trying to, I guess, maybe hold a little bit of water for Trump, like saying he might not know who this guy is. Is Trump claiming he didn't know?

He claimed he didn't know was there. He knew Kanye would be there. Trump is trying to distance himself from the whole thing. But specifically Fuentes, right? Fuentes specifically. Is Flint is that much worse than Connie? I guess I guess this point this guy's an active holocaust denier I think Kanye still has a little bit of public public sympathy maybe sure the difference like because some people because he's mentally not well it would seem so it would seem he's not doing great yeah I mean you know again I got to repeat this many times how well would you be doing if Pete Davidson was rubbing your kids head not he wouldn't be doing great would you I mean like who who is Emily Rajikowski well who is she dating before this that would Pete Davidson date that girl from the blurred lines video right i mean

you know is that is that Alan thick guy or or the son robin dick is he somewhere in the fetal position yeah i don't know who her who her last guy was i can't imagine she's doing that well dating p davidson i mean apparently it's the but apparently it's like a status well kim kithsian who's doing better than kim kardashian yeah she's like she's literally she's bigger than princess die it just seems strange that it's like uh i don't know i feel like it's it's got there's got to be some feminist point to be made about this why is why is why is why is because he was so good and let's rachikovsky getting somehow getting social points for dating something like p. David because he watched she why watched him in the dead fireman movie the

apatel made the king the king of satin island or whatever it was and like and you know it's just like this guy is just you know this guy just oozes charm and sexuality i got to have him inside me it would be great if like if like they're they're all just dating him because they feel really bad that his dad died in 9-11 right that would be a great move i mean that's kind of thing he should be the pickup artist yeah honestly what is i mean are wow this this is this is an amazing because he's like i'm sure he's doing very well he's but he's there how well is he doing financially he spent years on SNL probably five or six years they don't pay that much money right i mean like they make very good salaries he might be making a million a year but like in the grand scheme that's not like

tremendous money he made a couple million i'm thinking for for for stars and like he's that one movie of appetal what 10 million i don't know i'm just saying in the grand scheme of like big money celebrities he can't be have that much money yeah so he does not it's not like there's no reason him to do this of course he should be the big pickup artist no one understands no one understands why he's dating these women and presumably betting them having having sex with them you know I mean who would who no one would admit it but who the hell wouldn't pay a hundred bucks to get that secret I would I mean I'm sure isn't like a good secret he can give unless he like sold his soul to like rumble still skin but I mean that's the move he would be he he could become a hundred

millionaire from that he could make a hundred I bet you if he if he sold that program we put public you know these like like like the little ads guy you put on on like late night tv commercials he could make 200 million bucks in a couple years i guarantee it yeah this guy is just it's just sexing everyone he's just inside of every beautiful woman you've ever heard of i mean who's next i mean meg ryan you gets a time machine and it's like to meg ryan 30 years ago no offense to make ryan but you know whatever it's just you're very cute when harry met sally Yeah, she's down to the volcano. She seems down to Earth.

I bet she'd get it. Maybe he would have sex with Meg Ryan now. I don't know if she won't be into it. Whatever, you know, I'm not an anti-feminist. Point is, that's the move. We need to get in touch with Pete Davidson. Yeah. Or can we just sell this as Pete Davidson?

Can we get a deep fake of Pete Davidson? Can I basically make a commercial and we'll deep fake his face onto me? Sometimes, have you ever seen those weird videos on YouTube where it's like some guy with an Australian accent explaining why certain actors are so charismatic? Yeah. Like here's why Robert Downey Jr. is so charismatic and everybody loves him.

Right, and this guy's literally picking your pocket. He's watching his video and it's Australian guys behind you picking your pocket. I don't know how it works. They're very crafty to you, Australians. Body language. He's talking about body language and some guy hits you over the head with a club.

In the land down under. Well, we could be that for Pete Davidson and picking up women. I don't understand what you mean. We could start a channel where it's just showing footage of Pete Davidson. Okay. And it's like, this is how Pete Davidson fuck so many women. Okay. So we just use, we just use his image.

But we're being the pick-up arts. We make that. But then we hire like a very, very thin, like an emaciated porn store. to be Pete Davidson. Yeah. I don't know. He's a skinny guy. We're going to me to tell you.

You think I'm shitting on him because he's skinny? I'd love to be that skinny. There's nothing to do with it. Anyway, we get this fucking near-death porn star to play Pete Davidson. And so the video is just positions. It's blurred out.

People think, how am I going to do it? We're just showing, like, how does he have sex with these women? But it's just him, like, you know, doing weird, you know, karma suture things. it's like bait and switch i like that yeah i mean i guess we go just do clickbait and just mumble it but this you won't be able to sue us for this is my point because it will actually be true which it's just to play on words anyway we'll talk to him so what's going on this point this thing what happened so so trump is saying he's uh he didn't know who this was um yeah so trump is

Trump is yeah so uh oh Pence also denounced it Pence is just like Pence is out there trying to like take any take any shot of Trump you can that's the guy tried to kill him yeah if I was if I was if I was I would just be like you know I've been to Marilago it's kind of smells it smells like water I don't like it the seawater not for me I don't know who would help it but he's he's on the water right somewhere yeah okay Marla I had the Salisbury didn't like it. This guy tried to murder me.

You know, it's weird. I always, I remember, obviously, that Trump kind of tried to get Pence hanged. Right. But for some reason, I don't, like, register it as, like, they have bad blood now. Like, I don't remember that it's like, I still, when I imagine Pence speaking publicly, I still imagine him, like, defending Trump. We didn't watch the video already interview, but basically the night of his, like, announcement of Trump's re-election campaign, they had an interviewer Pence,

but he was like and the tease of the video was like you think he tried to kill you and like yeah i guess he said yes maybe i don't know um look maybe the gallows was just for show but that's just that's you you forgive pence were getting the wrong idea then if that was the case you can forgive him at least from the for the confusion from the combination of the show gallo and then people channing hang mike pennes right imagine i imagine him like trump getting re-election uh like getting a nom again for the prologan party i'm having to kind of like back pedal like mr trump donald i'm so sorry i mean i saw the gallows and i heard hanging by pens and i just i guess i i let my uh imagination run wild i'm sorry uh do you forgive me and then you just like

go kiss his knee in a porta potty or something kiss his knee give him a blumpkin oh wow you went escalated well you know it's not that far of a jump from kiss his knee to i mean i look i do think I think, look, there's a big difference. I venture to say, I mean, even though it's in a porta potty, as much as I would not want to kiss Trump's knee in a porta potty, it's not quite a blumpkin, is it? It's a pretty big divide. You wouldn't have, like, you wouldn't have, like,

a movie made about you if that, like, if I was, you were forced to kiss his knee. Nothing people make movies about rape victims either, but, you know, whatever. Well, I feel like, I feel like kisses knee in a porta potty is like the way that like a 1930s actor would say give him a you give me a lot of credit he was kissing knees in the porta potty if you get my drift it was like it's a coy way of saying I believe they were kissing knees in the potipati if you understand my flippancy what's wrong with me um so Trump's so Trump is this instance and

from Fuentes. Why not the other two? I think he's blaming Kanye for bringing the other two. Right. I met to meet with the guy who famously lost a billion dollars to threaten the juice or whatever. I mean, is that fair to say? Well, that's just him standing by his friends. Yeah, you're right. He was friends with Kanye. Kanye did come to Trump Tower and wear a maga hat and he went on the TMZ with a maga hat. You're right. There's loyalty. Trump's not disloyal unless you count like trying to murder his vice president in that case you know

but i guess you could argue you know but mike penn's not stealing the election for him is also kind disloyal yeah so it's like you know six of one half a dozen uh gallows on the white house lawn i'm sorry the capital one doesn't accuse me of slander uh okay that's interesting so here's uh the hill article about it says former president trump on saturday said ye the rapper formerly known as kanya West is a, quote, seriously troubled man, whom he was trying to help, but also blamed the controversial musician for a dinner in which Trump says he brought along a known white supremacist. It just seems weird that, like, he can say, I'm going to have con,

and like, and like, we still have to be like, ye, the man formerly known as kind. Can I just say Kanye at this point? Yeah. Isn't it easier? Like, we respect his, like, stupid names. It's not a real name change, right? It's not like someone who, like, you know, it's not like a real, It's like, it's like when Prince change his name.

Like people are, you're Prince. I think it might be his official name. He probably changed on record, but like you made millions of dollars is one thing. Yeah. No, I get it. If it's a trans thing, sure. But if it's just like, I want to change my name. Shut up.

I'm ye now. Whatever. You made up a fake name was Kanye's real name. I guess this is the real name, right? Um, I don't know. It's, you just took the three letters. I just realized that. You took the three letters over your name.

Like, why you, like, it's like, You know, if you said it would be Raymond Kump, I wouldn't lose my mind. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, I don't think, I don't know if he really gets offended by people calling him Kanye. Why are they bothering the two lines of explanation just saying, this fucking crazy guy who gets away his money? You're right. They're being very Victorian about this. I agree.

So what happened? So this is the quote from Trump. So I help a seriously troubled man who just happens to be black. What? We really? What? That is a very Trump quote. That is, he did just have any black until you brought up.

Wow. That's weird. Yee, who has been decimated in his business and virtually everything else, Trump wrote, quote, and who has always been good to me by allowing his request for immediate Mar-a-Lago alone so that I can give him very much needed advice. He shows up with three people, two of which I do. don't know oh so he claims he's he's claiming none of them the other a political person who i haven't seen in years i guess that's milo right um i told him don't run for office a total waste

of time can't win fake news went crazy so why is it so i mean it seems like the one person who would say to him like hey this might be possible is don't trump then give him the secrets but guess he doesn't want he wants he's greedy he wants the secrets of himself yeah um yeah because i imagine i guess Kanye would be running as a republican i mean i don't think that the democratic ticket is is uh the best choice for a man who just uh went deafcon three on on the jewish people i don't i don't like i'm not saying that i'm not saying the democrats can't be anti-semanic but i just have a feeling it's not the most fertile ground for him right um maybe with nick wenders and myelos maybe maybe maybe he can run with the wig party yeah bring back the wick what's last time the wigs had a candidate like

1860 some like that i mean honestly if he decided to run with the green party they should invite him dude the green party should invite literally like you know the green party has no business turning kanya down the green party should invite president z yeah like i'm like hey why don't you run for both and you can keep china if i was a green party we have there was nothing going on hey president z how about you run on our part take it best case you win you have both you get america and china worst case whatever keep china the win win for you presidency but uh so he's saying he's no any of these view so wait three she brings two other people he says so wasn't mylo nick forint is am i missing anyone no it's them so you think that

hurt their feelings milo and nick quentes you that you you you think like nick flintes was like i thought you were a fan could be like he listened to alex jones back in the day now i listen alex jones back in the day i get it's i've never heard nick fointe i've heard of him i got to say that Yeah, because this is like the most, this is, I feel like this is the closest thing to apologetic Trump is. Sure. Like it's like, I don't know who you are. Yeah, I have no idea who these people are and I wouldn't have invited them.

Right. I mean, he met with like, you know, um, Kim Jong-un. Their feelings probably are hurt. Yeah. You didn't think he's going like, you met with Kim Johnoon and you had, and you gave love letters to him and you won't even, you want to you to pretend to know me. That would make, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if he turns on him. Yeah.

I don't know what kind of wrath he has. I don't know what Nick Fland is going, DefCon 3 looks like. Um, wasn't it with any other, so what is this clip? You have some other clip? So there's,

and then there's this clip. This was also, uh, this was going around because Tim Poole interviewed the three of them. The guy with the beanie. The guy with the beanie. Right. The skateboard kid.

The guy's like always on Twitter going, like people trying to kill me. And like, what? Yeah. I don't know. He seems very dramatic. He seems very histrionic. I wouldn't be surprised if he was in on this, honestly.

But I don't know. Like, you know, is that what happens? Um, well. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the fourth horseman of this weird thing. Well, honestly, what's weird about this clip is that he's like, he's not even really pushing back that hard. Let's get to it. Let's see.

That's just watch it. Yeah. I mean it's not. What do I mean? Like, uh, uh, okay. So how about? oh sorry we got to i got to go back to the start on the technical difficulty oh my god speaking of which if you're in the if you're in the market for women or you know just above um sign up for our

new program it's only 99 99 and you get full access to the secrets of pete davidson who he who you know how he makes love um how he how he how he functions without a kidney i think he's he's missing a kidney right I don't know I would make that part of it just make it sound plausible I would I would say everything is Pete Davidson has only one kidney he has sex or some of the most beautiful women in the world even though I mean that's not the truth but you know I mean is the answer just I mean because what you look how is it that Steve Ranzini lied about well I guess he lied about he's not no one saying Pete Davidson lied about his dad's 9-11 right no Steve Ranzanzini whatever his name was from the

league he apparently lied about being at 9-11 right yeah and that I don't think that gap a lot of women but who how do i know maybe maybe just very well with like beautiful models who aren't famous anyway we was ready yeah we'll give you details for that program later in the show uh there we got money right god is using me he's breaking me down removing all of the you know richest person all of this so i can serve him and the more and more those things are taken away from me the more i can be empty and be a vessel and be able to be using right now you know i don't want to say it's in any way because the man's like a people don't think it's like way but the guy's a poet right yeah he might be the best rapper of all time

but he's one of top 10 probably he's like he's very good with words typically like who he has been in the past yeah about making some claim because he's a rap because he's a rapper he can't No, I'm saying. Like, the guy is supposed to be like, I mean, his rap's had very, very clever lines. He seems like a, you know, he seems like a guy who would not, I don't mean like, is you articulate like bullshit. I mean, he seems like he should be like an expert orator. Right.

And he sounds not. He sounds and looks not great here. Doesn't, I mean, you can't imagine the guy who wrote mercy, me, my mercy, Alago, which I think is a great line in a Kanye song, would be, would sound better than this. Yeah. If not, if not for problems. It's like you're not going to take if we can't you're not going to take my pain away right the Jewish people say it's the Holocaust this happened and you can't what's Jewish people say

it's the holocaust what's the how Jewish people are always saying it's holocaust time baby I mean it's just it seems to like like he's just it's like when you like cut the what's that thing when you cut the words out of like like shorthand or whatever like it's the secretary Terry used to do it's just like Jewish people who will say it's the Holocaust they it's like the way it's like your cheese plate timeline he insulted us during Holocaust time and say anything about it we can't take their pain away no one's going to denounce the fact that they tried to lock me up that's what Because every time the Jewish people, you know, I mean, I did hear the Kim, like, basically

something like, you better cut this shit out or I'll get you drugs again or something. I don't know if it's true. I'm not slandering anyone. I will say if Kim Kardashian is Jewish or something, all of this makes much more sense. Instantly. I don't think. Oh, like, I don't know. They're Armenian, right?

Yeah. I mean, I think so. Yeah. I mean, whatever makes it. I don't think they, whatever, you know. I'm just holding stride. And it's like, I didn't, I thought I was more Malcolm X, but I found. out, I'm more MLK?

I have a dream that when Jews say, it's the Holocaust. You know, they try to take my, put me in jail. And I went DefCon 3 on them. Did MLK say to go DefCon 3 on the Jews? I don't think so. I look, I think a lot of, I know like that Malcolm X was like, what you call like a black what they call the black they call black muslims i guess nation of islam right that they traditionally weren't like you know they don't get along with

the jews right right but like as far as the civil rights movement at large i think like they got along with the jews like jews like jewish people like sorry like you know jewish people came down and like helped it like some like these like you know right like vote whether they will sit in to whatever they did down there yeah but then so either way the internal logic should really be that he's more malcolm x probably Well, he'll say he's both. I mean, there would be flaws in either direction. Maybe that's why you included Malcolm X.

Yeah. To be fair. Yeah, maybe. I don't know what MLK thought this hard, but I don't think he ever, you know, when DeafCon 3. Because as I'm getting hosed down every day by the press, and financially I'm just standing there. And when I found out that they tried to put me in jail,

it was like a dog was biting my arm. And I almost shed a tear. almost but I still walked it I'm not a little pussy so I didn't I didn't cry but it hurt a lot the dog's biting me but I still didn't cry because I'm a man I'm a man didn't you said

weren't you the one who told me that like in that song Runaway on my beautiful dark twisted fantasy that he was like that he was crying into like one of those weird instruments yeah the whole part where he's like you know talking he's talking you're talking like a talk box and he's like you know he's talking about his wife who he cheated on i guess

and he claims he was like sobbing during it yeah um which is you know i guess a nice story no no that's actually that makes it that that emotionally invests me in him oh but he's a cryer is your point yeah but that when dogs bite him but not when dogs bite him only when he's on his wife but not when jews try to throw him in jail and not when dogs bite i don't know how i don't the jewish people have a jail to put them in like as a whole i mean like i'm not saying like you know yeah I'm not saying influential people don't exist and like they can't but I'm saying like what jail would have been I can't stress enough this is such like classic mental illness like this is oh Korea book this is like this is are you a doctor two like two

things happened yeah your your wife had a restraining order against you and tried to put you in jail right and Jewish people got mad at you for saying these things and you just combine and you're just combining them and you're right like there's no distinction between the two mercy me my mercy logger. That's why I say. In stride, do it. I think, I think they've been extremely unfair to you. Who is they, though? We can't say they is. Can we?

I'm not using the, I don't use the word as the way I guess you guys use. I'm talking about it. It is them, though, isn't it? I mean, because no, because when you think about it, consider it. In 2018. What do you mean it's not? What do I mean? Like, uh, okay, so how about are you leaving?

Who is that? Is that Milo leaving? Was Milo there? That's Kanye leaving. Oh, he's always, that's what got him up. Yeah. So he was, so he was about this, like, Tim Poole's not even like really, like he's saying,

you're being treated unfairly, which is like a pretty decent olive branch, I guess. Yeah. I mean, it's not something I wouldn't expect from Tim Poole, but like, but like he, so he's not really pushing back as much as going to. And even the way he's saying, like,

I'm not, I'm not attributing it to the Jews broadly. Like, it's kind of a pussyish way of putting that. Like, it kind of sound like he almost was about to say like, some of you. Right. Like, he was kind of saying like, it was such a weird.

wishy-washy way of saying that like I guess I just don't use the word they the way you like it's like like they're just from legitimately like different this is a cultural difference look this this seems like a very strategically poor way for Kanye to be like I mean like if he's only going to allow people to speak to him and when they're being like just fervently anti-simmel actively denying the Holocaust this campaign's not going to get off the ground right I mean even even Hitler like hit his message a bit didn't he he buried the least Sometimes. Yeah.

Are you afraid of the press? He's gone. I'll say it right now. Um, you guys, I, I, you guys want to bring that stuff up and then I think we're not going to have a discussion. Sorry. What is this? I don't know. Is that in the video?

Okay. I guess it's the end. I thought it went on for longer. Oh, I guess. Um, was that a Kanye's company? I don't know. Um, but then he goes on to say, basically it goes on to say, like, I'm trying to give you guys a chance to talk about this. And it's like, if you're not going to talk about it, uh, you know, then whatever.

Like, and then, and then Milo goes like, I'm just going to go check on him to see if he's okay. And he walks out of the room. Like, yeah, but. Yeah. Milo just, I mean, that's, is that my, is that myel just his like guy or the pills? He's giving a little candies. He's the guy who feeds him. It just, it does seem like,

it does seem like Kanye is, like I would guess, I'm not a doctor, but, you know, he's not doing well. Again, he's not writing these great rap lyrics anymore. You know, I'm trying to be reductive, but he was a brilliant orator. And now he's just, but it seems, it would seem like, Nick Fuentes and Milo or just kind of taking advantage of this guy.

Yeah, it seems that way, though, it's like, And I think that people do often take advantage of him. Right. But like, but, but it's weird to me that they would be in a position to take advantage of him. That's the only thing I'm unclear on is like, how do they get all this access to him? Well, because he, you know,

he burned a lot of, Kanye burned a lot of bridges. Yeah. I am not, you know, my thing is like, I'm not excusing what he said, but like,

it is what it is. Like, he's saying these things. And like, and like, you know, well, do you should have,

if he's mentally, you know, why is the deus can't. Well, they can't have someone like saying this, like, And then literally going like, you can't fire me. Well, I guess we have to him now.

Right. Like, no one like seized his money. Right. It was just like, we can't have you like be like the head of. We would like that. I try for two weeks to keep him around. Right. Try for two weeks to be like,

ah, let's just see where this goes. It didn't go anywhere good. Yeah. Because they lost a lot of money too. So I don't, my point is, but that being said, you know, now that he's lost his all this stuff is I still feel like this guy's probably, you know, going through a thing.

Yeah, I guess it is. Honestly, it's sad to think about it that way. guess he is just kind of descending through like deeper and deeper layers of levels of hell kind of yeah it's just like he just keeps for every bridge he burns he meets a new like uh weirdo right like Pete davison is his is his Virgil yeah from Dante's inferno right i mean do you do think he like in his head i don't want to make a light of mental illness but you think he has visions of Pete Davidson guiding him through hell and he's and he shows him him sex and his wife you know right he's like i'm going to show you the secrets playing shoots and ladders

and i don't mean that literally the board game shoots and ladders were his kids yeah literally or trouble or uh sorry i mean these all sound problematic teaching his kids how to ride a bike yeah these all sound problematic yeah i don't mean peteris is doing nefarious i just mean like you know spending time of his kids right which i guess he's done with right he's the that's got hurt even more that like p you know p davison rub my kid's head and said that's a buddy yeah and now he doesn't care anymore he's gone you're a thief in the night yeah how does p's dave's can keep winning well you can find out for one hundred dollars it was 99 now that was a hundred let's cut the shit

right you want you want to screw the girl from blurred lines or not oh man i mean is there any trump paul's connie trouble oh he's he said he's troubled yeah yeah he said i'm you He's basically, you know, I was being magnanimous trying to give this troubled guy advice. Interesting. Before we end the show, there's one time we've got, there's a few we can get to. I do want to get to this. This, apparently, Will Smith is back in the news. Yes, he is.

Are they making a new men in black? They are not. He's, well, actually, he is in a movie that looks pretty good. It's called Emancipation. Oh. uh okay i forget uh i forget i imagine some do i don't speak out of turn here but it's about slavery or some sort it is yeah i you know who knows of him it can be called emancipation it's the best of guy who like i'm i'm the parent of uh roger federer don't actually yeah i'm the reason

he's successful i know serena and venus like the you know they also like their dad and say he was great it just seems it just seems funny the movie about serena williams is like it's about her dad It's Will Smith. The dad's really the important part here. Not the most successful female tennis player. And maybe technically most successful player of all time. I forget who's on top of that list. But the dad's what's important.

Yeah. You know? Anyway. But what's this about? What's going on here? So he went on Trevor Noah and he talked about the whole slap thing. Oh, should we play? Yeah.

Okay. So Trevor Noah was still around. I thought he was gone. I thought he bounced from the daily show he's gonna bounce okay he announced it like seven months out from actually doing it seems very we got johnny carson dude like you haven't been here for 30 years you don't believe a seven months like you know yeah just say bye and like yeah do like a month you like you like you're you're 10 years and you get like a month you know two months a year less than 10 years i mean you get a month the seven months we we think people are

gonna make the tour the rounds and like you know come on a daily show and and give and give Trevor now wears roses yeah whatever in his first major TV interview this is loud can we turn this down hold on why doesn't this work that's just too loud oh I'll just do it make it make it bigger again I'll just do it manually because I'm smart A tearful Will Smith reveals what led to that notorious Oscar slap. It was a lot of things. It was the little boy that watched his father beat up his mother. That was a rage that had been bottled for a really long time.

But at the end of the day, I just, I lost it. He's also sharing a personal story, how his young nephew stayed up late to watch the Oscars. My nephew, Dom, is nine. and he is the sweetest little boy he's like yeah what is he doing yeah my nephew's not like first of all why did you hit that man yeah stop it like why would you no cares or sweet your nephew is who gives shit well he said it's because his dad used to hit his bomb or something so you're like don't you is like am i wrong is he's a Scientologist he is yeah I thought he went clear yeah he's still dealing with that I thought the whole point

of this Scientology thing was to get clear right yeah that's true bad this is bad for business if I was if that was my scam and not the uh you know Pete Davidson thing I'd be livid like shut the dude like if I was if I was David Miscavitch right now and he was like uh hey this is because my parents be shut up you know we're trying to sell this goddamn what they call that boat they go on oh yeah i probably forget we're trying to get people on that boat yeah they're gonna keep they're gonna start asking about my wife we get rid of that stuff with the e-meters yeah the e-meters get rid of the deans you know this yeah what you knew

came home and it's like he had stayed up late to see his uncle will and he's just like why did you hit that man uncle will no he wouldn't say that that's such horses you know he's like he's your you're his neck he'd be he think it was cool yeah the whole thing about kids they're impressionable they wouldn't assume you're the wrong one even if they saw on tv they're like shut the fuck my that my uncle gives me a fucking bag of candy every day you know you know damn it thank you you why you're trying to Oprah me that's just that's just a little appeared on the daily show with Trevor Noah to promote his first movie since the Oscars fiasco the film is based on the

Why is he doing a Denzel face impression there? That's a Denzel face. That's not part Will Smith's face repertoire. The story of an escaped slave whose photo of his horribly scarred back revealed the horrific whippings he endured. The film recreates the shocking image. Smith says he understands the movie may face an uphill battle at the box office, but he hopes for the sake of the cast and crew people will watch the film these top artists in the world have done some of the best work of their career and the idea that they might be denied because of me is like oh let's give him some money yeah you're really rich just give him some money they'll be fine

give him like 10 million bucks all right he also said like hurt people hurt people which like Like, which I feel like I usually associate that with like when you're being, you know, when you're being benevolent to like somebody who's done something wrong. You go, ah, hurt people, hurt people. Maybe you're not supposed to say it about yourself. Maybe he meant it more like hurt people, hurt people, hurt people. I don't know. I mean, that's, that's pretty, these are weird guys.

I just saw my wife looking at me like, you know, staring at me. And it's something to just snap. But my mind kept going, hurt people. I just don't understand how Zinu doesn't come into this at all yeah like don't they talk like why no they never talk about Zs he's he's definitely a Scientotel right that's gonna be part of the code that I guess we don't like I guess part of their thing is they never talk about being Scientologist didn't Tom Cruise a little bit well Tom Cruise is different I guess he's the he's the ceremonial elite he's the

because Tom Cruise is the best representative of any religion you could probably ever have I'd love to get him I mean honestly honestly if the jewish people made one mistake it was trying not hard not trying hard to the recruit tom cruise yeah um because he just you know he he he he he he would be gone he would be he don't like you know this would be over yeah no one you know you need tom cruise yeah honestly i mean the guy who climbed that uh that giant building amazing i mean honestly i i i am i grew up catholic and i've sent many letters to the pope saying what you know he scumbag you know uh first stop you know having sex with the kids yeah but you know if you're going to

at least get tom cruise to like you be your advisor right i mean look what he's doing for scientology yeah i mean like i don't want them to get away with it he learned to fly planes he look he he literally hung from a plane he flew a plane in top gun maverick he should be the pope yeah tom cruise for pope tom cruise for both that's you know um when the p date when p date when p Davis and sues us that's what we're going to pivot to because we're going to sell either hey I didn't authorize you to sell these weird sex tapes you know these sex guides and we'll and you know we'll just forge a letter we'll say his dad gave us permission before now have a great day uh look if you if you if you want to get in on this

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