Kump - 136 - Crypto Pancakes

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

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Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. We're back. Happy New Year to everyone involved in anything in the whether it's uh you know crypto whether it's um the ukraine war the ukraine what we read we're any you know martha stewart you know much love to you we don't know you um one day we might welcome to the show uh how are you lucy i'm i'm fine just fine i meant to say that i for some reason i thought that for a second i got mixed up and i thought that would come out more enthusiastic

You're still trying to pull off that southern drawl from a... I'm in, like, fine and dandy. I'm fine. We, you know, we were off for a week because we were in the wonderful city of New Orleans. Beautiful city. Beautiful city. We talked a lot about it on the Patreon, so if you want to catch up with that.

If you listen to the show and you're from New Orleans, you want to buy us a drink. Too late. Sorry. We're back. Why didn't you tell me you were going New Orleans? We would have made you a bucket of Sazerat. we appreciate it but you know it's just we were on a tight schedule and uh that's just that's the

facts so you know shameless plug you can go to patreon.com slash ray comp and join the patreon and you hear all about new orleans if you've never heard of the city it's in Louisiana we can come up later in the show little tease it is 2020 we're getting more dynamic i'm teasing things throughout the show more new things uh welcome uh you know it's a time of rebirth much like the phoenix i've been called the fat phoenix of long island uh but not for long you know i was inspired by um i don't know what you call lex fridman vis-a-vr show the great lex fridman i would say he's a companion um podcaster companion yeah i you know we're we're we're uh i think it's a mutual respect amongst me and lex and you and lex even though you know we've never met and uh he probably wouldn't

appreciate i call him friedman but you know i don't know what to tell him i'm going to say your name properly he's got i didn't realize but you're it is spelled fridman yes yeah no i mean i thought you were just being what i thought you were being willfully up to you but it's like it is actually, it should be Fridman. I am a multi-level marketer, but also a multi-level comedy layerer. I layer the jokes. There's much like a Dark Souls game,

which I've been streaming the Dark Souls and the Bloodbblower or Twitch. If you like video games, you're not going to talk about that. But I mean, go to our Twitch. Twitch.com TV slash whatever. A lot of plugs. but the point is he got a little i don't know if you call it a controversy but he posted a little new year's book list uh and people you know he caught a little flack for it uh i guess we just bring this up this is his uh we scroll down i screwed up this is his profile bring bring us back

but the point is he posted a bunch of books here i'll just do this now go back go back oh you got okay Post is the books that he wants to read in 2023, which is, I think, a commendable thing to do. Lex Friedman wants to better himself, the cyborg scientist, the man who speaks to computers. I guess people think he should be reading, you know, Unix manuals all day and dialoguing with Hal 9,000. But he's not.

He wants to challenge himself. He wants to challenge the world. challenge him and he's so he's got this book list and people taking shots at them because it's too simple mostly he's reading a book a week and uh well let's see what we've got on here we've got 1984 by george orwell very fine book i read it now people i'm not saying this name i did read in eighth grade so what i'm sure lux fridman's read a lot of books uh when he was in eighth grade i know wouldn't you understand mostly because they were probably russian books but regardless I don't speak Russian.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I think that's a legitimate book to read as an adult. I prefer the BBC television original month in the 70s or 80s. But, you know, as a book, you can't complain. Look, it's not some, it's not necessarily some thing that's going to widen the vantage point. I disagree. Why in the perspective of a genius like Lex Friedman? Friedman.

Friedman. A computer robot genius. think he could be inspired by the restaurant at the end of the world or whatever they call it and uh well he's not going to read that and then tell you know if he's interviewing you know Putin or whoever you know uh beau didley he never promised who is bow didley he never promised to read the sequels that's not no he you know he's reading the one who is bow didley by the way i brought him up that's someone we shouldn't talk about no that's fine right isn't he a rockabilly musician i don't know but i don't know why i thought it's freebie i think he's dead

Either way. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. About, you know, it's basically done 84 with chemicals, right? More about drugs. With chemicals.

What's dry? It's all about drugs. I mean, whatever. Yeah, the dulling of the minds of things. Yeah, like people on,

you know. Through drugs and pleasure. Yeah. It's a different kind of dystopia. Yeah. A lot of these is real boomer shit. Uh, Meditations by Marcus Aurelius,

on the road by Carowack. I could see why some people might say this is like a, you know, a non you know high school reading less whatever i mean like you know but look you he's trying to engage the public do you want him to say he's going to read uh you know what was it was something i mean he couldn't put plato on here that would have been good but what played on my placated people ironically some of these some people are flexing in the comments of this saying like i i read all these in high school i doubt that some of these people

read in high school i don't think people i don't think most people read the brothers caramaz Have you ever interviewed Bamar Jarrah? Then shut up. Now, has Lexington? I don't know. I don't, I should follow. My, I might make a commitment to listen to Lex Friedman more. Because I haven't really listened to it.

He's very, very nice guy. We should get you on Lex Friedman. We should talk to him. This is my New Year's resolution. I have a different resolution. We'll get that in a second. My, you know, but I think maybe the first step to get me on is to start calling him Lex Friedman. That might help.

But, you know, whatever. People, you know, it's the fight club. All right. I read Fight Club. It's not a great book. But what are you going to do? So people are taking shots at them. And then the thing I hate about Twitter is it becomes a thing of like the, you know,

we're going to take shots at you. And then everyone's taking shots at the guy's taking shots. Yeah. And it's just like everyone's rushing to the defense of people. How about you just fight your own battles? Stop. No one should be fighting, unless you're fighting for me. and for my blood fighting for my arms and legs in a mob scenario

that look I don't want that because it implies I'm being brutally murdered but I can see the allure now someone pointed out that you know because you go oh he's flexing you know he's trying to brag with these you know lists of books is he trying to brag I mean I don't know but someone else I don't think you can brag by saying you're going to reach fight club but I mean it appeals to certain people. Fight Club, I loved it when it came out. I liked the book.

It's funny that Fight Club is on here. It is. Look, it's a short book. People are like, oh, how are you going to read Brothers Karadazov in a week? Is that with a Dostoevsky? The Dostoevsky, yeah. You can read that. Whatever.

If he talks to computers, you can read Dapsievsky. Here's what I learned from this, though. Someone made a good point that, you know, maybe he's not trying to brag or flex. He's just putting out his resolution. So he kind of has to stick to it more. Right. Which made me think maybe I should do that. Now, I've made a resolution to, I wouldn't even call a resolution, but whatever.

I started on New Year's. I'm recommitted myself to my diet into working out and lifting weights into doing cardio. And I've been doing it. And we've been doing it, you know, dare I say, phenomenal at together. And maybe I should. So I am going to lay my gauntlet down. Just, you know, the way of motivations, a way to like keep myself committed to the cause. don't usually like to talk about these kind of things I don't like to me the fat guy who's

always talking about diets you know it's not a good look but I'm gonna do it so I'm gonna commit here on the Cump podcast for 2023 I vow I promise I assert myself I am going to lose 50 pounds every month every month no fail 50 pounds every month that seems like a lot thank you so Well, you haven't accomplished it yet. But thank you for, I'm laying down in Gauntman for myself. Do you think that's a realistic goal? I think it's an admirable goal, and I think it's a perhaps attainable goal.

And I'm going to do it either way. I am creating a reality distortion field with my gut, with my, with my, with my fat fingers. So there you go, 50 pounds every month. and I haven't figured out what is the repercussions gonna be if I think you need the carrot

and the stick I'll cut two of your fingers off well that's I mean I might ask you to do that just so I can make it let's see how much how much these fingers got in them but uh

I want you to sound off in the comments please I want to know a good thing I can do do I shave my head you know not much to shave probably do I do I um jump off a bridge into a bunch of

rocks do i join the NBA well how does that work uh yeah you're like listen you're trying to list nice things for yourself now do i do i uh do i kiss a a lovely model do i do i do we eat at a fine restaurant uh but yeah sound off in the comments and what you think the repercussions should be and it can't be death uh that would not be appropriate it can't be death and it can't be bodily mutilation. No, unless Lucy does it. Unless I do it. Right.

But yeah, 50 pounds a month. I mean, hashtag 50 pounds a month. Can we start that? Hashtag 50 pounds a month. It's the new five miles a day. Yeah. So there we go. So thank you.

And then 20 years from now, when you're at the same way you are right now, you can. That's such a way you said. So mean. That you could talk about the, Talk about the time in your life when you lost 50 pounds a month regularly. Oh, you're assuming going to lose it and then gain all back.

I'm just comparing. You think if I lost 50 pounds a month, I were getting a little, wow. I think that I think more likely I would die. I don't know if it's sustainable. Maybe, maybe, uh, though, I mean, may, I guess maybe in the first month you could lose. I don't know, I'm not sure. Let's not, let's not think about science here. All right, let's not think about the facts.

This is motivation. So thank you to Lex, my good friend, Lex Friedman. We'll start. We'll start. Because we're not going to commitment to all the success in 2020. So Lex Friedman. Let's have a dialogue with Lex Friedman. Thank you, Lex Friedman.

That's the only thing keeping me holding me back. It feels like a new, it feels like we've crossed a threshold. We can't cross back. I'm done biting a hand that's feeds, even though he's ever fed me. But we are gym rats. We've become a sort of gym rats. We're being real gym rats. We're going down to the gym and the basement.

Yeah. And we're pumping and we're, and we're, and we're, um, slopping. We're pumping and slopping. Um, and, uh, just, you know, we really are, our diet, we've become real, uh, diet fanatics. Yeah. Uh, you know. If any of us was to even smell a freshly baked muffin right now, we would vomit. I am.

sickened by chicken parmesan i want to take my own life if i ever see a crumpet um what is your how is your mentality going it's going great i've been eating uh lots of brain food sure lots of salmon a lot salmon we i eat pretty much a whole salmon every day yeah i mean like that's how you lose weight eating a whole fish yeah and uh and uh you know avocados what demographic are you trying to repeal um ketogenic no carbs if i ever see somebody now at this time i'm i'm to the point where if i ever if i see somebody else eating a carb i just want to i just want to murder them i just want to murder them yeah we're uh we're back welcome welcome to the show

now other podcasters have been taking hits can you call him a podcaster I guess he's a podcaster he's a multi-marketed man a man full of viv and vigor crypto zoology an energetic young man

yes we don't know him seems like a nice guy I guess I don't know people take shots at him I don't care I think his brother was the one who's the one who's the Japanese forest right yeah i think so logan paul is uh now you've already here logan paul scam on the icon here i don't know if we should call it that there is a there are people calling it a scam um and they're being sued so let's not do that okay let's not get sued in 2020 um also i don't know the facts what can we bring up what what is going on with our good

friend friend of the show logan paul let's bring what is this story Logan Paul threatens to sue YouTuber CoffeeZilla after Crypto Zoo scam claims. Scam claims, right. Be careful. So what is this all about? Let's read this article a bit. Let's learn. Oh, we've got to make this bigger. I can't see anything. There we go. YouTuber Logan Paul is no stranger to crypto or controversy. In a video published Tuesday, he vehemently denied most of the claims YouTuber CoffeeZilla made against his crypto

game project crypto zoo so it's a crypto game i thought the crypto game was like give us your money and we'll give you an ape and it's like it's fun because you're getting you know it's not with this dumb picture i guess you might you use this game and you and you mine little eggs you nurse eggs until they hatch like a tomogachi yeah yeah it's like tomogachi but with um fake money it's tomogachi and it's destabilizing the world economy yeah right yeah exactly crypto is an online game on the Binance smart chain

now is Binance one of the good ones I thought Binance went on but I guess by the finance one that was going to buy the one that went under FTX oh maybe FDX is the one that Tom Brady or whatever got I think so

yeah was you know so so Tom Brady so this is the anti-Bradie smart chain this is the Giselle chain To be fair, I mean, so far, I like this not scam better than the Apes. The FTX marketing because. Right.

Because if you... We get to play with some eggs. Yeah. Yeah, you get to play with some eggs. And if you remember from another episode of our show, oh, we watched that commercial that Tom Brady was in selling FTX, it was so, and it was completely targeted at like working class people saying like, put all of your money into this right now. Hey, you can't, you smuggled yourself into this country for a better life.

So why don't you buy this? Buy this, buy this, buy this monopoly money. Whereas this feels like the kind of thing that is. Remember where that coyote tried to, you know, try to screw you and your wife, when they brought you to the, to Arizona? Well, whatever. Here's some, here's some trinkets. Give me your life savings.

Whereas this feels more like it's being marketed, pretty much exclusively to very dumb people like this is like this is what eggs this is a crypto zoo with eggs this is something that fat housewives play this might be good let me crypto zoo is an online game on the finance smart chain where you use it by eggs a hatch into hybrid animals this sounds like Pokemon which I which I don't like but I'm I'm sympathetic you know if you like Pokemon all right I mean I played it I played Pokemon back in whatever when it came out it's fine you ever play Pokemon yes so you know you might like this uh you know what if squirtle could like you know pay for our kids education

imagine that imagine if i had bone cancer and the only way i could you know get the surgery i needed was if uh charzar if we had a charzar that you know ended up yeah charzar It's one of the Pokemon's. We had a Charzar that had matured into a nest egg of sorts. Why would they just call this nest egg? That sounds like a better name, Crypto Zoo. Call it nestag. The money thing, you know?

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's probably copyrighted. Why am I, why isn't Logan Paul do everything I say you should do? That guy's only worth $50 million. According to a company block post, the animals could yield holders. passive income in the form of the zoo token okay we got a zoo token here yeah this ain't bad this is this is buried like dog paul previously said on the august 2021 episode of his podcast

that crypto zoo is a really fun game that makes you money i mean why can't you know we're trying to make we're trying to make a living being twitch streamers on top of this you know it's not the craziest thing you play a game he makes it money it is the craziest it absolutely is the crazy thing. Both of them are the craziest thing. Watch this fat idiot play Dark Souls or go buy a, or go

playing a crypto zoo. Either way, it's pretty bad. But this vision hasn't exactly been realized. So what's the problem with the crypto zoo? The token is plummeted roughly 80% in the past year. That's not great. That's a bad yield.

It's my finance terms. Yield. You know what yield is? yes not this not that's not what a yield looks like it's a negative yield maybe uh according to pancake swap data wait am i reading that right how is any of this real oh i'm gonna bring this up according to pancake swap i like this what is this sentence according to pancake swap data what is the world now I mean, I didn't read this before. I mean, maybe I should have, but I mean, what the hell?

I'm sure they might have valid data on their site called pancake swap. But I mean, how is, how are we relying on pancake swap? Pancake swap is another game where you, you flip a pancake and you, and you steal your mother's Vicodin. And you get maple syrup coin. And your dad tells you you were a bum and you throw eggs at them. He says you can't cook eggs. That's my egg game.

My dad said, I can't cook eggs where it's threatened to burn the house down. What is God? So according to pancake, you know, and Fendl, whatever, isn't it? This guy spoke with over six different people who claimed to have lost thousands each from their crypto zero purchases. I mean, to be fair, you can lose that playing those stupid mobile games, like, you know, mobile holocaust or whatever. Those games are where they come up during the Super Bowl.

It's like, hey, you want to fight Hitler? Right. And it's just like, you know. No, is that the future that all of these games are going to be tied to some kind of Bitcoin? You're going to be doing, you know, Mama's Burgers. Well, I mean, it would have been if these pancake data is or these eggs, what the fuck? What is life anymore? Why?

I want you to join my game. It's called, it's called Wounds and Sores. It's just, you know, you can make a lot of money if I get my foot cut off because I let gangrene foment on my foot. It's a, it's a crypto, I want to make a crypto currency tied to my health. To my biometrics. What would that entail? Maybe that's how, maybe that's how I keep this diet going and his fitness going.

Is that I create a crypto coin, which I'll be heavily invested in. In my own biometric data, so if I get fatter, or if I stop, if I stop pumping iron, we put all our money into it and we leverage all our assets into this. But you can all get in on this, and that's how we do it. So basically, financial ruin if I don't get fit. Could we somehow factor into this plan that? Wait, this is not a bad idea. Could we somehow factor into this that buy, or people who buy the coin also own,

a percentage of your bloodstream. So, like, how does that materialize? It kind of like a time share, but it's your blood. Okay, so you only share in my blood. Yeah. Interesting. Can you sell, I will create digital tokens that sell, you know, it's more like, look, when you had these toxic assets in the mortgage crisis,

you didn't buy a whole house or maybe, I don't know how it worked, but everything gets aggregated, these little bits. So you own a piece of my liver. Yeah. My fatty liver. And then, you know, and then if I die, you lose money. So this is an interesting thing. We might be able to kind of create, maybe this is our ticket out of the small time.

We might, this might be the kind of thing we shouldn't even be talking about. This sounds like a good idea. We somehow create digital tokens that are tied to the biometrics of maybe athletes, politician you know someone uh tom cruise can we get tom cruise involved in this we just watched a couple of mission impossible movies and he's doing things at the age of like 58 or whatever that you know bottle them on he's jumping out of planes and for real yeah can we get can we sell digital tokens based on his heartbeats maybe at the very least it might incentivize him to do more cool stunts.

Right. For more dangerous stunts. Yeah, because I mean, yeah. He could, he could, maybe he'll jump off the Sears Tower with no parachute just to make that, how does it work? How does anything work? Yeah. How do we make money?

Don't focus on. Don't fixate on how it works. Good point. The point is the idea. Yeah, reality distortion. We'll be the new Elizabeth Holmes. I mean, honestly, I do think that there might be a risk with, with people basically doing a stock market on individual health.

because then you have people who are maybe shorting people's health, and then you have guys sneaking into Tom Cruise's house, and trying to inject butter into his veins. Ooh. Yeah. So we have like, hopefully we have like ex-Navy seals. Instead of going like blackwater or whatever, becoming mercenaries,

they get brought into the digital mercenary field where they, you can hire guys like Michael Clayton. Instead of like doing it to guys who like, instead of like, you know, injecting poison into guys who like, you're going to, like, whistleblowing your company, you have digital crypto, uh, cowboys. Yeah.

Who hire, who hire these, these, these, these, these, these dot-com mercenaries to inject butter into the heart of Tom Cruise. Yeah. This is a very fascinating.

This is interesting. This is, this is the brave new world. Yeah. This is, I'm, I'm out with this Huxley. And you're,

and you're Linda Huxley. Is their name? That's wife's name? Linda. Why do I have to be his, why do I have to be your wife? Okay. I guess because we're a couple of,

couple cat's out of the bag i guess all right so crypto zoo blog is not published the new post since april 22 well that's not i mean keep the blog going at least at least get people people are invested in your in your crypto coin you know at least give them some blog posts like hey buddies so we still have no money uh but working on you don't have to do anything just uh just talk to people i find when you talk to people when you've defrauded people it's best to talk to them right i'm not saying anyone's been defrauded here but when you when there's the whiff of that when people you know because that's when people get mad people like logan paul always they wouldn't go to the crypto zoo with the pancake data right right so i mean they're invested in him as long as he chats

with them that's that's all they want they want to be buddies is there anything else of the story that's all it takes if he like created a a username like the way like uh like the way dain cook created a username at the beginning of aim or something and he used i don't know the story tell the story he had to chat with fans then like which fans then his scandals which fans he had a name i don't know i was you know i respect dan cook i think he you know he was very well known in my in my class exactly in your class of people young girls yeah so tell me because i was not even though i knew with dan kook and i have nothing bad to say about the guy whatever but like i i i didn't i didn't chat with him on aim well neither did i

well what tell me tell me about this look in practice nobody chatted with dain cook on aim but but the fact that he had an aim screen name that you could chat to was novel in and of itself but no one yeah i guess you think i should do that yeah only of you to for a plan to defraud people I think then it would come in handy I think look yeah look I think if Logan Paul just went on the the pancake data form what the fuck is pancake data we got look at what pancake data okay I can't not know what is pancake data this the maple syrup index what are we doing you what the hell is pancake oh pancake swap oh data from pancake swap we're correct we we fumbled that we bundled it what is

pancake swap pancake pancake swap is in the exchange even though it is a decentralized one and the most basic function it supports is trading in uh bp 20 tokens can you imagine the pitch there let's go to the twitter for pancakes can you imagine the pitch and like it's on wall street like bang or some hedge fund or whatever you try to convince i mean i guess that's not what they're doing that's why you're able to you know can imagine going to like a finance guy you know like now here's the thing you got get over the name it's called pancake swap now here's what it's a decentralized market a decentralized exchange for pancakes no it's i mean what this is their new year message on their on their twitter account from pancake swap time to flip

some cakes and celebrate a new year full of endless possibilities so what what are the who who has pancake swap fins all of this I don't understand the cheat wait wait wait hold on oh this comes up the for the people that are like related to this or whatever this is like these are the things that like oh if you if you like you like a cheesecake factory and Coca-Cola and cake music um i don't know what's going on i think we should you know maybe we should what if crypto just like why doesn't iHop start a crypto just bless you thank you i'm gonna say i have a heart why doesn't iHop start their own crypto and it's like

every but it's it's tied to like you you get free pancakes you know i've been the i have been gotten crepes before i think that girl remember that story by the girl i did ones who wanted like a salad, expensive salad dressing. Yeah. She also went to, IHOP, and she already eats craps and didn't even eat them. I just remember that. I didn't realize, when you told me that story at first, the salad dressing thing always struck me as weird.

Yeah. But when you told me the breakfast story, because you have told me the breakfast story. Oh, I have, okay, yeah. I thought, I imagined some little, like, you know, kitchy, like, you know, breakfast place. Oh, okay. I didn't necessarily imagine an eye hot. I have lines. And you're looking at her crapes and stewing over it.

I mean, look. I'm starting to see this girl's perspective. It was a time when I didn't have a lot of money. And I was willing to spend the money I did have on women. Yeah. But, you know, let's not go. You want crepes? I'll take the hit.

But he's going to order them to order them. It's like some kind of test. Yeah. You got to test me? I will not be tested. Unless we do so through a biometric crypto. NFT exchange can we get you think we can get the guys and pancake swap on the show

or do they only exist like will they come in pancake like outfits they dress like pancakes what is like I mean I think they're just honest I think if they were going to do an interview they would just send a little like their little animated cake character I am now for crypto who is Janet yelling who's the guy who's the current no Jay Yolin's gone who's the current who's who they sent who's the current

this little thing this little the little rabbit okay well look here's my new my new thing i've never been bullish on crypto or nfts but i would love who is jerome powell that's it right the fed chairman i i kind of want this to take off now and if these because i want jerome powell to have to like talk to the other governors or the of the different fed boards or whatever and they have to like bring up Well, pancake data, pancake swap is a publisher data and their projections are, you know, less bullish or more bearish than we expect it, so we have to raise the interest rates. I want, I want guys who went to, you know, Stanford to talk about pancake. Like, they already are. That's the thing.

The guys who started probably did go to the frigging, you know, the London School of Economics. Yeah. What are we, this is what, we're doing it all wrong. We need to be cartoons. we need to have no like we need to we need to do something to people we need to hurt people in some way i'm not saying hurt you always take it too far i'm sorry to always be the guy saying that i'm always just inferring what you're obviously implied well that's the point it's supposed to be an influence it's supposed to be it's supposed to be a certain jane se qua right right

am i aware on the same page you got me the point is you should be doing something to people Yeah. And what we're doing is... Not physically. No, no, I'm saying there's different ways to... Stop jiggling courts, please. The different ways to what? To interact with your audience and to take money from them in different ways.

It's like, hey, if you join on Patreon, we'll give you an extra episode. And then that's what you get, right? Five bucks a month, you get an extra episode every week. It's two binary. You need to invest in a vacuous... um amalgamation of forces um some of them military some of them related to my my bio data and also crime but it's all you combine them all into a sludge and then that's that's the new world that's what's going on right now and we're just doing it hey we'll give you a podcast if you

give us a little money duh we're idiots we need we need to be ephemeral we need to be uh unintelligible anyway moving on so good luck to we hope we hope the pancake swap data gets better for Logan poll yeah uh I that's be it uh I'm going to the nest topic here we have apparently is going to be age age checks on porn in Louisiana in Louisiana which where we just were

so you can cross the state line out of Louisiana get on to do you even know what's next to where to where to uh i don't know what's next arkansas i don't know i mean in my in my boy of Arkansas i was trying to catch you probably florida i think at borders we're not good at geography but the point is uh we have this i should make a new thing because it's always just just this cut i'm coming off with a headline article doesn't matter whatever uh there's this this story about so louisiana is making you insert your driver's license if you want to go

the porn hub well no not exactly no okay tell me more um they're making you use this app that it seems like you could pretty easily download if you were in 18 but nevertheless is it a pancake data app it's a pancake data you have to prove that you have have some pancake in your wallet if you want to use porn sites um pornographic websites must check that users in louisiana are over 18 years old or risk being sued a new law in the u.s. state says um republican state legislature lory schlegler shego Lori who introduced Hey, Lori. Hey, Lori.

Says she was inspired by musician Billy Elish. What? What? Who has spoken of the effect viewing porn at the trial. The girl who sings about like, you know, sleeping with my dad. It is weird. I'm going to have sex. I guess that's the point.

I'm the bad girl. Gonna impregnate your dad girl. Yeah, that's. All right. I guess that's the point. That song is too hot. Porn did that to her. She wouldn't be second off so many dads if it wasn't for porn.

Is that true? Is that what? I mean, I mean, I feel like porn would take the edge off, wouldn't it? Maybe she wouldn't be so keen. You think, you think she sees all these videos where, like, families are just having sex with each other. And you're like, this is great. Yeah. This is fantastic.

I did get the clip of her saying this. let's bring us up we should hear the words that inspired a law as a woman okay let's let's uh let's see this a woman i think porn is a disgrace and i used to watch a lot of porn to be honest i started watching porn when i was like 11 i thought that's how you learned how to have sex i was watching um abusive porn well don't watch you i mean i'm not the guy saying it's all good for you but like why are you watching the abusive stuff watch the regular stuff? I feel like she's blacking out

some part where somebody I feel like somebody's got to lead you to that when you're 11 Yeah I mean You don't go straight to like getting choked She's blocking out of the part Where some guy with a coma Where it was like like this

Doesn't that look fun? It's like no You help that woman To be honest You know when I was like 14 And She's 11 to 14 Yeah first she's 11 then she's 14

This is just jump You're missing a lot years here and this was happening to me when I was 28 I was watching all these rough blow job scenes going why am I doing this I remember watching why am I producing this video you know thought I was one of the guys and would talk about it you told I were the guys I mean you're a guy like and I you know thought I was one of the guys and would talk about it and think it was really cool for for for for not having a problem she's I mean I I don't want to say she's totally doing this because I

could get sued but one might think she was totally talking about her creepy brother producer here like which guys did you think you were a part of exactly maybe she was just maybe that was her in with men maybe she was trying to like her one man well yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know who wrote those songs who We don't know, and we can never imagine. But I do like the idea of, not really, but I mean, I like the idea of an adult woman trying to pick up men by going,

you know, did you see the letters hip up to the bank bus? Oh, shit, that was, the way, the way they tricked that girl who was trying to get to the, trying to get to the bus station. Ah, what fun. Anyway, how are you doing? That's a great point.

Because I also, when I was a kid, I had a little bit of one of the guys complex. Are you a tomboy? Yeah. And at no point did I think to go like, hey, look at this. You like dancing bear? Anyway, I'm losing. Look how far. I don't like girly stuff, like nail polish.

I like think guys like, like, fucking. You ever see someone Almost pass out like that Like choke Like choke jobs I mean I don't know what I mean I guess it would be like If a woman came up to be in a bar

In theory like you know before Even now we'll just say like Would I be I mean I would get I would I would have sort of water now Yeah You know Thank you But in theory

If I was if I was approached by a woman You just start showing me clips of like You know brazzers or whatever you wouldn't go for that i don't know i mean it'd be intriguing i mean if it was an attractive woman like you know like who's just showing me porn clips i think i'm about to get rolled i think i'm like got to get like you know they get taken down on the knees or whatever someone's like i'm going to wake up and like bat up with no kidneys hey bro i mean she has kind of a deep voice i mean the one of the guys things i mean she's she's trying to be

Well, hey, bro. Hey, bro. It's like when you do your Randy character. Yeah, like, yeah, that's not like, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not a guy, but like, but, um, I'm not, but, um, wink, wink. But, uh, to me that doesn't seem like the thing she's just like abusive porn and stuff, it's not necessarily like a standard guy thing. There might be one kind of dark guy in a group of guys who's into like really,

like crazy abusive like but I think everybody I seem to mostly like big tits and women who are enthusiastic about sucking dick uh oh you you well I but more like but it's more like in the group setting they're all like yeah whatever right at like a but a like a much a a bunch of office friends friends from the office are coming down and going yeah look at that Oh, is she doing it, whatever. I mean, look, that's not with the kind of show. Yeah, it's like the kind of porn you watch it's like a parks and wreck outtake,

but with dick sucking. Sure, sure. But I mean, look, I think everyone's kind of, you know, watched a bunch of stuff. But yeah. You go down holes, for sure. But then we talk about it because, you know, we live together.

We've talked over a year. But, like, this is not a normal conversation with the guy, you know, you watch this fucking clip, watch that. I mean, occasionally it might, Like, say, you know, when I was a kid, there was kids with, like, remember kids being like, oh, Pamela Anderson's so hot, duh. Yeah.

A Boy Scout camp or whatever. Right. You know, right before he pulled a machete, uh, not a mitchie hatchet on someone, which happened, but I won't get into that. Outside a latrine, whatever. Uh, latrines of toilet. Mm-hmm. So, I put the head, whatever.

Point is, um, it's bizarre. So I'm not sure what she's getting at. But, you know, but I'm not going to, that's her. Look, I'm not going to dismiss this out of hand. I'm sure. I look, I think. important to be a problem yeah but uh but there's a lot of other versions of the problem that i never expected yo you know how you're trying to like you know get in with the local guys

and you're talking about you know uh get whatever let's let's bring it back there where is she and not seeing why it was bad and i think it really destroyed my brain and um i feel incredibly devastated that I was exposed to so much porn. I think that I had like sleep paralysis and these like almost like night terror slash just nightmares because I'll get a true thought the idea like it's just there is probably too much for young people and like who knows what the yeah I'm down to like I'm down to restrict access to it to adults but like it's like you know it just it is weird it's just weird it's weird how obviously this is like half of a story.

Perhaps. Like his It's a bit. I just have his PTSD from, you know, watching these clips and the guy showed him to me, whoever he was. I think the reality is, I mean, you know, it doesn't have to be that situation. You can just go online now and just, you know, these kids have smartphones and they can go, they can go on pancake data all day or they can go on, you know, other sites. Yeah.

And who knows what they're up to. It's a strange world, strange new world, brave new world. I think he's very brave, though. I think that's how they started because I would just watch abusive. I mean, why are you only watching that? Stop watching that. I mean, whatever. EDSM.

I couldn't watch anything else, like, unless it was violent. I, like, didn't think it was attractive. And I was a virgin. I had never done anything. Look, I mean, I hate to be, is this victim blamey? I don't know what we're doing here, but it's just, it's, I could only watch. This seems like the chicken and the egg kind of thing, except, like, you know which one came first.

I don't know um book but anyway if it keeps kids from i think look it's a balance here where you know young people have you know it shouldn't just be all there in a dump right no like a literal dump it should be a literal dump you should have to go in the dump to find pornography it shouldn't just be data dump to you um the final line you like you know like make it harder for kids to get it sure um don't i mean as far if i had i will do nothing to facilitate a young person i have never you know to be clear but i i i know that's true what you know that's true you maybe shouldn't state it so explicitly like that no but i'm just saying no i'm arguing here like oh maybe like you know everyone does it as a kid everyone looks at you know this stuff yeah i have no

have no interest in young people doing it no it's just yeah but it's like it's like it's a weird thing that I can't really argue against this is my point I own a bit coin where uh whenever a child watches porn uh it goes to the moon that's an old that's a 20201 yeah what was that called what they called those guys Wall Street bets Wall Street bets everyone was going to go to the moon it's good they're going to have diamond hands If I want to get those diamond hands Just need to keep watching forward It's terrible

I don't know Why couldn't they I don't know that this is the most compelling evidence For doing this bill would otherwise seem fun Yeah this is just like one weird story About a person who is clearly exposed to a lot Like very young But it's like but you know

But sure But yes But yes the premise I agree with It shouldn't be as accessible as it is right completely lost me on the road do you think like you think it was built the billy the billy i should have to do like testimony into louisiana state house and then she starts talking about all this stuff and everyone's just kind of just like all right cut it out and then you know i just i can only watch abusive uh um six on one um dog fights

that also happened to be naked naked women when i was six years old i uh i saw a donkey show And it just made me realize, like, how destructive porn is. Terrible. Who is this Schleger, whatever her name was? I think she was like, all right, just getting a little weird. An older man put me in a backpack and it just kind of carried me. It just kind of stuck me into this doggy show. This is terrible.

What's that I don't expect about this? Anyway, Jerry, speaking of Jeremy Renner. Get well soon, Jeremy. Jerry Renner These headlines are bizarre Jeremy Renner Avengers star thanks fan fans after being run over by a snowplow

Were the fans driving a snowplow? It does sound like he got He got run over by a snowplow by a bunch of rabid fans What happened here? The star of the Hurt Locker And Mr. Hawkeye Is it a movie?

Mr. Hawkeye is a movie? movie yeah mr hawkeye the christmas what happened he was probably you gotta get run over by a snowplow how has this happened to him that's a very christmasy that's a very hawkye the show thing to happen run over by snowblah i feel like i feel like his character would dodge what i'm expecting him to i mean i know he's not the hawkye man but like i feel like you know in the show he would dodge that and the show he would have just dodged like 50 different assassins or shot an arrow through that made of snow that would and the plow would just get full of snow i don't know what these movies do I don't know, go to PancakeDa.com.

Like, it says as realistic as anything else that happens in that show, but... Well, no, this is actually what happens in real life. You get run over by a snowplow and you're injured. You know, you're terribly, terribly hurt. And we're, you know, U.S. actor Jeremy Renner has stanked dance for support after he was seriously injured by a snowplow. We don't have it on here. I don't think I told you to bring it up on the list. I do feel like we should also mention, what was his name?

A football player was hurt. And our thoughts and prayers are with him. Yeah. We're not just tri-picking German, but we don't, you know, I don't know what to say about that. You know, he has heart stopped in the game. Oh, no. It was terrible. And then skip bail it, whatever.

So thoughts and prayers, what's his name? You read this up. I'm going to give a thoughts and prayers. U.S. actor Jeremy Renner has thanked fans for their support after he was seriously injured by a snowplow. Sharing a picture of his bruised face on the Instagram, Renner said he was, quote, too messed up now to type, unquote. tomorrow hamlin her thoughts and prayers to him before we because i feel like we're just cherry-picking thoughts and prayers that's what happened holy shit you're gonna be right wow there's a picture of him

he's all fucked up wait so go back he was too messed up not now the type what that's what he was run by snowplow which weighs at least 6.5 times i mean we all know a snowpile's not something you want get run over by who wrote this article the BBC three times as heavy as a car well a car would be bad too Jesus he suffered blunt chest Trump I mean what happened I mean I am I wrong to ask what happened to make him get rid of by a snowplow he's probably dancing in front of it you know he was you think Jeremy rather you think that like I want you to go to the hospital where he is I want look at this man I want you to look into this man's face looking bright in the eyes look look he's he's I mean he looks he looks

messed up he really does I want you to look in his eyes go I bet you were dancing in front of that snow plow I bet you were dancing I bet you were doing a little dance why would you think of his dad you Hollywood types just think you could do anything anywhere oh that's what this is and class war yeah and you know the culture war there's a working man behind that plow he looks like a working he looks he looks he He looks like a guy who like, you know, serves you. I mean, he currently looks like a guy who serves you a dairy queen. I want to talk to the guy who ran Jeremy over with a, Jeremy runner over with a snowman.

Oh, God. Can you imagine being the guy who like, I mean, look, I'm sure it's just one of those freak things. He's chubbing snow. He misjudge where the guy was, whatever. You know, these things happen. Yeah, maybe there's a dust up and your vision is blurred. Impaired visibility, as the experts are. call it probably don't point is you imagine being that guy driving that plow and you run

someone I think this guy's a human being he's like oh sh I ran some over from my plow and you find out that's the guy who plays the hawkeye man Jeremy renter the man the hurt locker himself I mean what do you what do you think you like thought about committing suicide I mean, if I were that guy, I would just go, wait, why didn't you dodge? Right. Oh, so you'd be the sassy plow driver? I'd be the sassy one. All right, so I'm Jeremy Renner.

And then, you know, I'd get sued. I said, we're going to do a little thing. Well, I'm Jeremy Renner, and you're, we're an Oprah. Oprah doesn't exist. Oprah has a special. And we're going to bring together Jeremy Renner and the plow man. You're the plow man. Oh, hey, nice to see you.

I'm finally recovering after not. nine months. Good to see that, Mr. Renner. So, yeah, I was just curious.

I was rooting for you to have a speedy recovery. Well, thank you. I mean, I'm just curious that I just, you know,

as a working man, myself, I've been injured on the job, but quite a few times and I know that it could be very painful. Oh,

sure, yeah. I mean, it was painful. I mean, because you know, I was kind of injured. I was injured on, I was injured on your job.

You know? Yeah, yeah, so. Yeah. So I was just curious, like, what happened

that day. Like, why, uh, I'm just telling you, did you, did you not see me? Well, why didn't you dodge? Why didn't I dodge? Yeah. I mean that, by the way, that gets a huge laugh from Oprah's eyes. I have no, I have no doubt in my mind that we get a huge laugh. Why didn't you dodge your guy? Uh, just a humble, a humble snowplow man. I'm like, I'm just a normal 45 year old man. I don't know. I don't know what you think I am. You mean because I'm the hawk guy, man? Yeah. That's not, I mean, that's computer graphics.

I get, you still a little sore for being run over with the plow. Another, it would be another huge wave of laughter. This guy would kill. This guy who I'm imagining would kill. Wait, wait. I'm sure it would. I'm sure you're right. But what are you saying would kill?

The fact that, like, I, what, what are you saying? Were you blaming on the sorenness? This is my stumbling answer? On the soreness. Like you said, oh, you're so sore from the, what do you mean? It's a, it's a play on words because you're physically sore from having been hit by my snowplow. But you're, but you're emotionally sore. Did I say it was sore?

I don't understand. I feel like you just took a shot at me. Like, if you're like you, you think you got some gotcha when you go, you go like, oh, like you think this is because I was like played Hawkeye and it's like, I bet you still got broken bones. No, no, it's sore. but somebody can be sore like they're holding a grud but i never said sore this is an analogy doesn't work no no i said sore but the but the meaning of me using the word sore was double but i look i'm sitting here explaining that like i'm a 45-year-old man who plays a man in a movie and you just blurt out i bet you still i guess you're still sore from like it's like it's like saying like

i bet it's still hurts at night yeah because you're saying it like an accusatory kind of like like you know right but you're just coming back we're like I bet you're wounds haven't healed yet and you think it's some clever thing it's a play out words because I said wound but I also meant wound I don't I don't know what you think this Oprah audience is like tapping into with you like somehow like you're blurting this crazy like most of them are going to respond to the to the the hokey kind of uh humble okay okay humble personality but some of them are folksie folksie okay okay but some of them are gonna read into the levels and that's gonna be where we do the levels yeah what does that mean you're making no sense are you

have a stroke I should honestly I should prep this guy whoever he is I should prep him for for media I feel like he would be like what the lady what What are you talking about? Why would they say that to this man? I feel bad I want him over. I'm just going to, like, pour salt in the wound. So what? You're just going to go on Oprah and get on bended knee and apologize?

I don't want to ask him to marry me. Talk. Imagine the guy who ran over, imagine a year from now, the man who ran over Jeremy Renner, the Hurt Locker himself, was engaged to be married to him. Oh, man. That would be crazy. how can we make that happen how do we can we can we make some kind of crypto token that we

could put on the pancake exchange that that will somehow get this guy how how do we do this I want love to bloom look at his face let me bring his face back up okay don't you want him to be happy look at him he looks so sad he is I mean I just I just think this post is really funny because it's like this picture Thank you all for your kind words. I'm too messed up to type. But I sent all the love to you. And it's just like, who made,

it's like, who made him make this post? No, I'm made him. He's being humble. He's all, you know, probably pain killer's out. I feel like there's a publicist like hanging over. I'm going like, say something.

You think some public is just like, Jeremy, Jeremy, it's, it's, it's right, your publicist. Shh. No, shh, shh, we'll get, I'll get you just more the loss don't worry nurse you gotta get more give we get the more the pain the morphine she's common okay I need you to pick Instagram posts no I just want people to see I'm about you know you pissed him he's pissed himself you know you smell like that weird facetration crap they put on you he's got tubes

coming in out of all those holes and you think you think you look in this picture now you think he was he was under duress like forces to make an instagram post you want we got in front of us the way you got in front of the plow yeah um disney marvel needs you to make at least two posts a day oh you think it was this oh not his public his disney publicist yeah disney marvel Disney Marvel good point his Disney Marvel case manager he's like he's like he's guys his manager his agent there and and and like she just pulled the Disney card out the fucking the mouse needs you know it's just a picture the Disney card is just a picture of making mouse it's just like I'll have you shipped to

I'll have you ship to Finland you scumbags get out of my way rather oh man um Dawson prayers the to um tomorrow hamlins are and uh and Jeremy better speedy recovery i mean i i feel like demore hamlin's injuries were worse uh but i don't know his heart stopped i'll come on the show and we can line them up and then compare their wounds no i want this to be a positive show no more of that no you're no longer doing that we're no longer pitting people against each other not in 2020s um okay so you know we've we've covered a lot of things today is there anything else is it any parting words you want to give for the uh for the fans for the listeners for the watchers for a new year well i want to be a sweeter

a sweeter kind of treat this year what and uh i feel like we're a little hard on billy i just want to say i do like her song ocean eyes i don't know that one has it go don't think we make a copyright struck you sing the birds they don't think you're billy is Um, yeah, look, like Dawson Press. We hope Billy Alice, um, recovers all as well from her, from her psychic wounds and gets better, uh, Louisiana. It seems to go, you know, whatever. They do, they're trying things out. I don't blame anyone for trying to help kids.

No. So, you know, good job to Louisiana. Maybe don't, maybe live with the wrong celebrity. I don't know. I'm not, I'm not a politician. Um, but yeah. If you like this show and why wouldn't you? phenomenal right check out our patreon we got patreon.com slash ray cump you get an extra episode

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