Kump - 142 - Our Bank Failed

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

Ray and Lucie discuss bank failures, Milk Tweets, helping old men, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Today on Kump, we have Oscar Snubs, Milk Tweets, and Bank Runs. Stay tuned. doing today pretty good yeah feeling pretty good about myself about yourself yeah seems a little smug why is that because i was a good samaritan today or yesterday actually i was a good samaritan yesterday you were good samaritan yeah like like like a volunteer like like were you lollipopping at the hospital what they call it candy striping they don't call it lolliping i guess they call it candy striping You were candy striping in a cancer hospital?

No, candy strippers get paid. No, they're volunteers. They're not good Samaritans. They're volunteers. Who would take the job of candy striper? It's a degrading situation. What do they even do? Are they basically cafeteria workers?

No, I think they clean bed pans. Oh, okay. I think they scrubbed bed pans. Well, I didn't know that. And they clean the, you know, whatever. I don't want to get into it. It's the early part of the show. I can't start describing bedpans on the show.

well the guy the community guidelines lucy you understand we'll be demonetized but uh what did you do why were you so samaritan i helped a little old man cross the street today or yesterday what little old man what you're talking about there's a little old man he was stuck in a snowstorm stuck at an intersection in new york city and the big bad city and i and i helped him across the street did you kick him down first why would i kick him down i don't know maybe because he made googleize at you or they call it a google what they called you ogled me um hey hey take your male gaze off my ass old man i almost thought he was going to be a problem really because he was kind of like he was i was like in my peripheral vision i saw him i saw him kind of like chatting at me but i couldn't see him i

couldn't see how how small and old he was he say hi mommy hey mommy i think he was russian a madre madre but uh you He just kind of, like, came up next to me and, like, as I was about to start crossing. He was what next to you? He came up next to me, and as I was about to start crossing the street, you just kind of, like, grab my arm as they're cleaning to me. And I was like, oh, okay, I guess I'm helping you cross the street. This seems, this seems your task. They say that women are all hypersensitive about being touched.

But we can, we can, we know when the context is right. This is, this was the proper context. He was a little old man. He needed help. little he was like a head shorter than me shorter than you or at least it felt like he was a what was he a shrunken man was the guy from beetle juice what is this he was like i mean it felt you sure you sure wasn't like a giant tree sloth picking your arm look he may have in reality been like five five but he was all hunched over right but um you you weren't there to correct his posture

you were there to let him grab you and then walk him across the street like a dog did he thank you at least no I once we got one we once we got crossed he started to kind of turn towards the other way like the other cross walk okay he's going back across the street yeah did you want your help well it's like once he got we got to the corner like he started to turn towards the other crosswalk oh you know and I was like I was actually like I was saying like do you need help cross in there now right and he's like yeah yeah he's like smiling and but then he just grabs hold of another woman and they just take off do you make you feel like

meat i mean it made me feel a little bit used yeah but like but would you ever help anyone ever again yeah it was nice it doesn't sound it sounds like you were it sounds like you were assaulted and then not even thanked for your time this guy treated you like you were you know some kind of you know just what do you call someone you put upon you put like you know some candy striper he treated you like a candy striper washing bedpins his arm was a bedpan and you washed it have you ever helped an old lady cross the street or anything i think i've you know told i i yelled the old lady once i was very aggressive as old late because his old lady was we're at a post office and uh that was not the question by the question was not have you ever yelled at an old woman

well i don't because i know the i already knew the answer to that absolutely i might have I mean, look, I don't, I don't go around keeping track of every person I help because I don't do it for that. I do it for the love of the game, but I do remember I helped a postal worker. I defended him against an old woman who was being very abusive towards him, something to do a package. It was years ago. I mean, I was a younger man, a little more brash. I probably wouldn't necessarily do it now. I would let the postal worker fend for himself, but she was being very rude to him and very mean.

How mean was she being? What was she saying? She was just being very degrading. She wasn't like a helpless old woman. She was one of these Long Island old women who were just abusive, terrible people. And I started screaming at 70s at her. I think I might have said something about getting cancer. You should get, I think I used, you know, to give credit, work credit.

You know, from, what's that movie? Yeah. King of comedy. You should get cancer. I hope you get cancer. I think I was probably inspired by that. And, like, I started screaming, why don't you get fucking cancer? And, uh, yeah, so that was, uh, that was my good deed for the day.

That is a good deed, too. Yeah, that was, yeah, it's all about context. That's probably a decade ago. I just do that more. Sometimes it's the right thing to help an old man. Sometimes it's the right thing to screw to yell at an old lady. The old people need to be, um, organized better. They're just kind of haphazard.

They need purpose. why you know everyone like tries like worries about the young how come no worries about the old the older much more influence than the young you know what I mean people always like with tech talk and like and all these like apps all the young people and like even with john Morant and it's like oh he's waving a gun what about he's influencing the kids the kids are you you you pay good money for like for someone who's able to influence kids and I don't mean let me rephrase either I'm saying companies do I mean, companies who are able to actually,

because kids famously don't give it, like, shit about what you were, like, you know, you're trying to sell them a lot of the time. Yeah, they can also be dumb. But what I'm saying is old people, though, they buy plates, they buy commemorative coins, they fall for every, you know, every stupid new, from MSNBC to Fox News on the other side. They just, they're just falling for every stupid trap.

Yeah. They're in the mall walking, you know, probably, probably buying orange julius even know what's in it you know old people need to be that's who needs to be regulated young people understand apps you know right they're doing their thing like you know or their their brains have just been fried so much that they're no longer like good consumers they're no longer like reliable consumers oh yeah look yeah i'm not saying they think for themselves they just don't listen to like but they're not listening to you right you know i mean but old people you can get an old person to do anything it's unbelievable uh have you heard about that old like AI thing where it's like a

AI old people where it's like AI scams where like old people are getting called by like AI voice AI voices that are like imitating their loved ones I'm basically saying like I'm imitating their loved ones? Yeah basically saying like I'm in trouble

like I need like wow I need help like can you send me like this much money let them try down on me to see what happens Lucy I need help you're a robot no I'm not I'm trapped on a train. The people who are... Get lost, Hal 9,000.

The people who are going to, you know, inherit the earth truly are the people who, like, you know, know, know not to care about their families. Like, it's just going to get used against you in the future. That's one of the beatitudes. You're quoting Jesus Christ's famous beatitudes. The meek shall inherit the earth. And Lucy's addendum is, uh, family ain't shit. Family ain't shit Make money

Money over everything That's from the sermon on the mound So yeah So you helped his old man And he's You think he's still alive Or you think he's bad as a baker by now So yes really right

I mean I just keep imagining I'm just going in that little square all day Yeah he probably like Just docy doing It sounds like you're part of some scam It sounds like this guy Goes around being you know just just like just trying to find someone who's like I mean he's waiting for

some woman to like react in the wrong way so he can kind of like he wants a woman to hit him he wants to be like he's one of these guys who likes CBT CBT yeah wait wait what CBT I can ball torture oh and you know and he wants you like he would love it yeah he wants somebody to milk him I don't think is that milking we'll get to that later we'll get to that later we'll get to the milk in a bit but uh yeah i'm glad you survived that um that goes against everything i've ever taught you about living in the city yeah that old man was you know he might as well have been if you check yourself for leprosy it's very contagious by the way i hope you're not a leper now

imagine that too much before the weather you oh lucy got leprosy no we're still we're still gonna do it what is leprosy um yeah did they ever give it like a real name i don't think so i think yeah what's what's the leprosy i'm gonna look up look up what leprosy is i know it i know it's like so open source and uh some kind of your neck it turns to goo or something that can't be right hanson's disease hanson's disease so they actually ended up naming it after someone is one of the members of hanson get leprosy the umbop band why is it called hansons disease i don't know why did hanson get get the win on that he probably is a guy who like you know injected a bunch of old

people with leprosy cells yeah and like some kind of you know with some subterfuge and then he named it he did a study like a bunch of old people to show up to my stop to steal rally I fed him a bunch of weird bread or whatever you get leprosy yeah well that's cool so you did your deed you want a medal um you're not getting one uh moving on We have to address, even though, look, I'm going to say this now. It's a good time, and I'm going to use the graphic to subscribe to our show. It's on YouTube or on, you know, Spotify or a podcast app.

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can we like someone who's like a widower right can we be like hey like in his dead wife's voice be like I I'm I'm in heaven don't worry about me but I just think I really feel very strongly that you should subscribe to comp the podcast and YouTube show I just think you like it it's just anyway don't don't know everything's fine otherwise don't don't bother tell me about the kids I'm sure they're fine Camers can do it, why can't we? You're right. How much of the cost to buy a chat computer?

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But, yeah, look, on the Patreon, we also have a Patreon, patreon.com, so I should rate home. You get an extra episode every week for five bucks a month. That's pretty nice. I bring it up to say, you know, we talked about the Oscars. We mentioned it last week, is why we have to, you know, I'm addressing it now, and we went in depth on the Oscars on our Patreon.

We're going to cover it a little bit right now, a couple of things we left off, but we have a full hour ago, you're going to the depravity. People think last year's with a weird Oscar. I mean, one person got slapped. Yeah. I feel like the entire world got slapped in this year's Oscars. So, you know, it's a little, it's a little big, it's a little bigger deal, in my opinion. I don't mean the minority.

uh but yeah so the Oscars uh everything everywhere all at once a movie i declared by uh disdain for uh won everything almost yeah almost everything almost everything at one yeah and uh hot dog hands congratulations to the hot talk hand movie whatever it's called uh that's called uh that's called uh throwing shade the business if you knew uh you're too busy helping old men to throw shade yeah uh but another you know besides the fact that that movie that's travesty of a movie one in my opinion lucy lucy thinks it's fine i i think it's fine but but i do think i think the way people talk about it is insane like yeah um i think you're insane for thinking it's fine but that's besides the point because it's a bigger fish to fry right now the oscar big fish to fry right it's a thing right it's a weird

saying that's a thing yeah bigger fish to fry don't doubt yourself for like a fry cook uh the Oscars have their in memoriam every year right you know what this is is when they round up the dead people like ghosts and they put them into a little uh um video montage yeah and then they love to just you know parade the dead you right remember this guy from the from birth of a nation well now he's dead let's let's let's play some piano music right well this year they left off a few people people get snubbed usually when you hear about a snub it's some guy who was like you know a key grip on like you know uh some tarzan movie in the 40s and like yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry your grandpa your grandpa's in hell right now and he's not

getting in a memorial that's why I say this family but this year let's just bring this up we have a bunch of people should we play this clip I guess let's bring this tragic icons on the biggest night in hollywood the oscars and memoriam segment had some major snubs the academy awards are designed to celebrate the most outstanding how do i get her she has a nice voice can i get her to voice myself as come show can i be typing into the into a computer and like she just says whatever i'm saying and she's the one screaming like so i and i yelled kind of a woman at the post office that might help the show yeah anyway smooth voice and in work in entertainment On top of saluting the best performances and talent from a given year,

every ceremony also features a moment of reflection to honor the most notable filmmakers who passed away that year. The 95th edition of the Academy Awards featured an emotional in-memorium segment set to a musical performance by Grammy winner Lenny Kravitz and a heartfelt introduction from John Travolta. I thought he was like a man who'd come to like do violence. We were watching a whole broadcast. And I was on my phone at one point.

It was probably playing chess or whatever. And I was like, Travolta, like, ah, good Travolta. I look up for, like, a second. I'm like, oh, I literally, like, gasped. Yeah. What I saw his, like, just, he looks, I mean, he doesn't look objectively terrible. He looks menacing, though. Yeah, somebody should really put him in a movie now.

I mean, he could play, like, a homeless, a guy who hurts homeless people or a guy who hurts women. Well, didn't he play a homeless guy who hurts people? The fanatic, I think it was called? Yeah, the fanatic. He, well, he wasn't homeless. He has a little layer of that movie. And he was going after Devin Sawa from Final Destination and other movies and Slackers. I don't know.

That was it, man. I'm not sure he was in Final. Whatever. I think he was in Final Destination. Well, he did a good job in this movie. I want more Sawa in my life and Lestrivolta. The montage highlighted a long list of icons like Olivia Newton John, James Kahn, Angela Lansberry, Raquel Welch, Wolfgang Peterson, and songwriter Bert Baccarach, along

with many he's not even in the movies who broke back what was he who read the theme song to some world war two movie where they use a lot of slurs the other industry favorites but 2023s and memoriam also made some blatant omissions there was no mention of saving private ryan star tom sizmore well that's because he you know how did he die where was he found I don't know but I mean how much you want to do you have I don't want to assume he had a bloated corpse look it up for a second let's bring let me let's print this up but just well then you don't have to show the bloated corpse i know but i mean it's in people's minds let's let's see how tom sizmore died providence same what what you got here he died in a hospital it can't be that

bad yeah no that's i mean look he had a drug problem and that's not that's not that's not a brain aneurism that's like that's a wholesome way to die i mean i don't know if it's a whole i mean sure i drug never caused a brain aneurysm i don't care i'm not a cop did his family blame the vaccine maybe that oh maybe did did cindy seismore whoever start like you know a little youtube career afterwards he got the he got the jab and now he's jib i don't know anyway well uh rip size more i like it he was in uh black hawk down what else is he good in he's in natural born killers i'm a big size more head you know how do we get back to this who died at 61 and haish the donnie brasco and volcano star who enjoyed a lengthy career in both film and television was

also nowhere to be seen well and hayst died in a fiery uh inferno right yeah i mean in she like yeah she she crashed her car well she crashed her car into a house i think and then there was a fire and then she didn't get out i'm not blaming her for not getting out but she was like really burnt up right oh yeah no she she uh you know when i worked at the morgue i'll think i'll as respect i'll think and hey show up the screen when i say this but i used to have people who were burned and they were and it is very it smells like barbecue like burnt barbecue that's kind of nice it is it's not the worst it's smell it's got to be a nice break from like the the rod of yeah no i mean honestly if you if you ask me like oh you want a rotted unburnt corpse

or a burnt corpse i'll take the burnt one every time i'd much prefer that it's ironic because burnt burning to death seems to be a very horrible horrible way to go horrible it's not great what like butter tell me tell me tell me that like my loved ones has died in the fire um or you don't tell me your like your loved ones died in the fire um my my uh my loved one died in a fire oh it's hard i don't know i'm not sure what i'm trying to improv you we already did it i just like the idea of me sounding like a some kind of murk you know feudal a feudal peasant anyway is there more of these people left off she was oh yeah other legends of their craft Leslie Jordan Gilbert Gottfried Cindy

Williams Paul Sorvino Tony Serico and Paul Sorvino I mean Tony Sarico was like a minor part in Goodfellas you could argue he's more of a TV he's Paulie on Sopranos but how do you how do you leave off Paul Sorvino I mean I can't think of a lot of great things he was in besides Goodfellas but he's in goodfellas but he's in good He's a key part of Goodfellas. Yeah. It's one of the greatest films. I mean, yeah, I mean, what is their standards here?

Bert Baccarat? Insane. What do you think about how, how, how egregious is leaving Gilbert Godfrey off, you think? I mean, I love the guy. Look, to be fair, to be fair to Gilbert Godfrey, he was the voice of that parent, wasn't he? One of those things? The goose. The goose.

Or wasn't the, yeah, Flack, they fired him because of his untoward, to his, Tsunami jokes, but he was the afflack dog. Oh, right, he was a parrot in Aladdin. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's a beloved children's film. Yeah. No, I mean, he was one of the raunchiest men to ever walk the earth.

You know, if you look at bronching the dictionary, it's, uh, it's probably got a picture of an asshole, but he should, it should be his face. Uh, so weird. Was he other movies? I think he's probably done other voice acting in like major movies. Sure. I'm sure he's been in. things. I mean, he was like kind of like whatever. I just knew why would I as a young man,

young child, know him? But I did. Like he was part of my childhood. And now looking back, how was I? It's like he was Bob Saggett doing children's television. I'm just saying he must have been in some things. This is a travesty. I, they need to, this is, I mean, who's this got? The guy from tremors? Is that what they're showing now? We're also seemingly forgotten, despite their notable contributions to Hollywood over the decades. But one of the Academy's biggest missteps involved leaving out a performer who starred in a film that was up for awards.

Oh, right, the Triangle of Sadness, Girl. Yeah. Three categories in the 2023 ceremony. Despite the fact that Triangle of Sadness was in contention for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Original Screenplay, the ceremony failed to acknowledge the death of actor, Charl Beadeen.

I mean, look, I didn't like this movie. I don't think she should, for instance, gotten the Heat Leather Treatment. Right. I've gotten a posthumous Oscar. Yeah. I didn't I'll go so far as say I if you asked me only if you asked me and you didn't tell me she was dead I might have said like oh I didn't think she was that good in it that sounds horrible because

but this is assuming I didn't know she was dead yeah if she was if I thought she was alive yeah I had nothing great to say about her or the movie but she didn't the movie you you inexplicably gave this movie a not a best picture nod right I mean that's crazy yeah I mean if you want, you know, nominated for, like, best boat or something, you know, maybe. Best set design. Yeah. But best picture. I mean, what gets nominated for best picture than barely anything else?

It got three nods. I didn't even, I didn't even hear the other two. Were they for like best sound recording on the, you know, best, best TikTok scene. There's parts around their phone. I'm just saying. I think it got a, I think it got a nomination for best screenplay. all right whatever point is i mean usually best picture nominees like get a bunch more nominations they win them all but you know they usually get not you you it's rarely like look the component parts

of your film are not that great but together uh i don't know but you got a dead girl here i'm not going to mention her but is that why they gave it to her but look we're not going to bring her up but we'll nominate you for best picture right and then it's a deal do they gave the choice said hey here's a deal you either get in memoriam for the girl or we nominate you for best picture do you think there was even a moment of hesitation no no no way i don't know why that choice is being made do you think she like do you think someone in the academy she well this sounds like a like a weird thing to say about a dead girl but you think there was a vendetta against me maybe a snub because of uh you know how this sleazy business works

yeah i mean now i'm wondering why she's dead i know she supposedly got sepsis in the hospital somewhere but I don't know how powerful is the Academy she had some kind of removal of some kind of there was like some risk of complication infection or something I was I'll say there was a risk that's the official story I'll say there was a risk you know so RIP I still don't know her name I mean it is crazy just because she was so young that it's like it and yeah the movie is nominated for I mean, there's better things to put on, to anyone watching, this shot of her,

I mean, you could have found a more flattering picture of her a dead woman. To the pretty, you know, not my type, but pretty woman. Yeah. I mean, I'm a dead woman's not my time. My point is like, but I'm not trying to, like,

trumble her praises or whatever. But why do you have this weird, like, shot of her and it's darkly, it makes her look menacing. You ever out of a sepsis death of the morgue? Yeah, I'm pretty sure we did. I don't know. I mean, there was weird stuff inside people, weird infections.

I'm sure there was sepsis deaths. I mean, I have people, I knew people, I knew people who died of sepsis. Oh, yeah. Oh, right. Yeah. And it was actually ex-president Ford. I actually knew him a little. I mean, I didn't do his autopsy.

But I briefly knew him in my younger years. And he was a very sweet man, but he refused. to use the bathroom properly. And he would hold it in. That's not good for you. And I don't know that caused it. They had a perforated bowel, I think. Could we be sued for this?

For me revealing these secrets, the Ford family. Hashtag satire. That were good. Yeah. I would love to be, I would love to have to be the thing we can take it down for. They would just lied about president. Ford is he alive still no he's dead right no okay well RIP Ford you you have a

crush with him not you yeah young young Gerald Ford very a very attractive man like a bull I mean you got me into it you like you like sold me on I'm like I'm a historical cuckled I like to show you a young Stalin young Ford and then we go to town I catch you all worked up from Dore Lather, looking at these old dead men. Anyway, so anything else to bring up about these, I mean, Paul Serveno is crazy. What do you think, if you could include some people in the, that they should, like, not the people they listed.

Was there when you think was left off? Um. like a shoggi that journalist that got killed in so you were it would have been nice if they included because i know it was in this year but i mean like i feel like if they did do it this year it would still be nice yeah they had like like security footage of him being chopped up or whatever which you know look at my my being in bad taste perhaps but i mean if they showed that footage under the you know money cravice music you know uh tearjerker i mean we don't shut out back Koshoggi we we we go we're gonna go a little war over him or whatever but yeah we can't put him

in the memoriam yeah we talk a big game that's a great point what about these ukraine soldiers we can't put some of them in the thing yeah yeah just take a few of them take the one that looks like you yeah he's probably dead yeah he's probably dead damn that's said my doppelganger's dead hope not no he's in heaven buddy peace uh Anyone else we could put in there? Paul Pot? What people he killed, maybe? Yeah, just a few of them.

Anyway, we have this other thing. This was moving on from the Oscars. We found this clip of, I don't know who these two guys are. One guy's like the head of the Teamsters, and the other one some Senator or something. Yeah, I'm not sure which senator it is, but it's a Republican senators questioning the one of the leaders of the Teamsters Union and asking him about his, it's probing him about his salary. Right. Well, you know, it's a bizarre exchange.

I like this guy, though. I think we're going to like this guy. What do you bring for that salary? What do I bring? Yeah, what do you, what job, this guy is a real just like, I don't, I'm not saying it's an actual, but he's the kind of guy like. He said he's bad this call my guy a cocksucker. Yeah. Committed or have you, have you started?

What job have you created one job other than sucking the paycheck out of some other body, somebody else that you want to say that you're trying to provide because you're forcing them to pay dues? No, we don't force any of you. That's your buddy Bernie in the background because he's chairman of this thing. And no, don't tell me I'm out of line. Don't tell me I'm out of line. Don't tell me I'm out of line. You frame you frame you frame the statement.

You just shut your mouth. You're like a tough guy. You think you're a fucking tough guy asking me questions? Hold you a tough guy. I'm not afraid of physical. Why can't this ever, why can't this energy ever be recreated in politics? It is politics. Well, it is politics, but I mean like in a political candidate.

Do you not remember Trump? What are you talking about? No, but I mean like on the left. On the left. Oh, on the left. Oh, well, that's a different story. why can't the left why can't it never just a guy like this i'll reframe your question why can't democrats vote for trump i mean look uh yeah why can't they i don't know probably because your democratic

friends don't like guys like him they think they they look the left loves to bite that hand who do you think does labor unions well like you know soft-spoken uh old men you know people who are good at chess guy knuckleheads guys who look at what are you're going to tell me shut the fuck you senator but that's what I'm saying like this guy's just effortlessly so good yes like just run him but this is why they look at the democrats state in power for like 40 years at one point because they had this what jimmy hopper was in charge of the team you know like yeah that was a deal right you know Chicago was just making you know putting people in the cemeteries into the voting rolls and it worked out great for them and then they got all like oh

what if we like we're people's feelings it's like that's not what's democratic part was yeah the very party with a bunch of bruisers I mean look the mob brand labor unions that's what it and it was good yeah I mean look yeah we all have horror stories about like oh guys who worked at Ford before they broke up unions or whatever or they went to China or whatever they did with these car companies you know oh the guys were you hear like things like oh we like guys would take turns like taking days off because you know there's nothing to do because there's excess jobs or whatever but the other side of that you have you know banks just ripping people off you're all crooks but you need some crooks on your side right

yeah but the that's a great point but the democrats want to pretend to be high and mighty but they got Pelosi you know inside her trading right they can't make up their goddamn mind anyway i should i should run for umbisman back to this this is see this is why okay also one quick point about Aaron Sorgon. Yes. This is but maybe this is why part of me will always like, part of me can't get on board with Sorgon. Because I always feel like he's trying to do this. Like he's trying

to write this guy. Yeah. And he's always like just coming up a little bit short because he's kind of a dandy. He's a little feat. Yeah. I agree. He's not the most I don't think he's ever hit a woman there in Sorkin. Senator, hold it. But don't sit there and tell me I'm out of line. Senator, you made a statement. You asked the question. I didn't ask you a question. You did it.

answer the question you ask the question let him answer it was a rhetorical well you may think it's rhetorical it was to me like a question let him answer the question i'm not yielded my time perny's so boring why doesn't he just make shut the fuck oh like why you get a cue from this guy this guy's this guy's handing you a layup and you're just going hey i'll get your time back yeah well to be fair to i think he's trying to set this guy up like he's trying to make it so that he can like he has time he can get a shot in but he also has time to answer well like oh fair enough but then then so good so Bernie and Bernie's getting none of the shine that's why he's not president it gives

other people to shine so if you're gonna let me keep my time that's fine you'll have your time let him you ask a question he has to answer that as far as my salary goes my salary if you follow me around I walk I actually look at this building I bet you I work more hours than you do it's all just such like what you call this like non like it's just like when you call that kind of statement just like a spurious claim it's great though hey I'm you we're a pussy I work just a lot of like cocksure bullshit yeah yeah that's impossible but no that is that's true I love it also like this is the height of like debate yeah that's impossible no that's true

no no one's trying to cite facts no it's trying to like make points you're a bitch no you're a bitch I fuck your wife I fuck your wife Sir, you don't even know what hard work is You want to follow my schedule Secondly, I'll do it in a minute We hold greedy CEOs like yourself accountable Oh yeah, you are

You want to tap my salary, I'll attack you up What did you make when you owned your company? I made my company I kept my salary down at about 50,000 a year Because I invested every penny into it You mean you hid money Oh, hold on a second Oh, he threw on his back foot there.

Yeah. That was great. I mean, that was great. Because you think it's like, all right. You think he's like backing down for a second. Right. You mean, hit my. Oh, you mean, he took a moment.

But yeah. Look, I mean, that's what, the sooner you figure out how fake this all is, the better. You know, like what you sit there trying like, you know, oh, AI chatbot's going to like make, make an argument. No one needs that. just fucking just throw some acid in his face you know that's how politics works right

threaten his kids yeah i don't know pretend to be a doctor it makes you know false claims about his wife you know i happen to be i happen to be in the medical profession they found out some things about your wife's medical history like that's what could that possibly imply she she eats she's one of people who eats carpet uh and couch stuff you know what i'm talking about disgusting you know the people who pick at the couches you've seen that on Oprah chairman you've ever seen that on Oprah went free the people who pick at the couch and eat it those people are disgusting his wife's one of them I'm a doctor one of these couch munchers yeah couch munching a wife anyway here's my plan for installing solar panels at the local pool please please vote

for me whatever this works um yeah I've got that guy that guy wants to run for something I'll vote for him I don't know his name, I don't know, the politician's name. But yeah, utterly meaningless, though. Yeah. In the context of this week. Because we have a much bigger fish to fry. See, I said it right this time. Fish fry.

We have a much bigger fish fry. This bank, which I thought was a made-up bank, was apparently failed. This SVB, which is the Silicon Valley Bank. Yes. over the weekend it is uh let's let's go through this story because you know we're not i'm not at the at the peak of my financial prowess but uh this bet the bank of so am i am i the only one who bings the bank of silicon or silicon valley bank sounds like

something on monopoly oh yeah i guess it sounds like a fake bank or whatever apparently it's real and people had money in it so you know sorry let's take a look let's let's take a look at this article On March 10th, Silicon Valley Bank, one of the most prominent leaders in the startup ecosystem, collapsed. Federal regulators stepped in to allay fears and limit risk in the broader financial system. Then it gives kind of a timeline. Let's just go to the timeline. Yeah. March 8th, Silvergate Capital, a cryptocurrency-focused bank announced it would cease operations and liquidate its assets after a bank run forced the California lender to sell a chunk of its debt securities.

Silicon Valley Bank concerned investors when it said it needed to shore up its balance sheet and raised $2 billion in capital. It was forced to sell a bond portfolio at a $1.8 billion loss. Okay, less than one. Less than one. You can call these bank tips, tips for bankers, all right? This is Raycom finance boy. This is a Reitom Finance boy, and this is an esoteric tip, right?

It's not a tip that everyone can use. This is a highly technical, you know, people. piece of nugget of information that's informed by years of study and just nuanced approach. If you happen to be in charge of a bank and you need to raise capital, here's what you say. I got a Coke problem. Bad. All right. We need to raise money for my Coke problem.

You never say we need to raise capital. You crazy? The whole book. I don't know if you're a libertarian. I know you're like a Mises Institute person now. You're like a libertarian. No. And like, you know, and other people think, you know, banks should be regular.

I don't care what side of this you're on. You have to acknowledge that these things are largely fake. Not in the way I was accusing this bank of me. But like the whole thing, it's fractional reserve banking. Whether you like it or not, it's a dance, right? It's like, hey, you know we don't have all the money. Right. if you all come because what bank run is a bank run is not like a mistake like people think like well you have to mismanage it it it's like it's based on the idea that like only you know the numbers change maybe but like in ballpark tempers only 10% of people or 10% of the money in a bank's like overall deposits is needed for the customers at any given time right so the idea is like it started out with like the uh what you call that the gold warehouses back in florence back in the middle-aged

or whatever and they would you know everyone just keep their goal they would trade gold certificates because they don't want to carry big bricks of gold around and so they buy their coffee with gold certificates or whatever or houses and eventually guys like hey well I just keep the gold and just make more tickets and that's how this whole thing started right now a bank run is kind of like it's bound to happen that the Federal Reserve kind of keeps that from happening most of the time because it keeps it's basically a way to just kind of pull all the money together so at any given time don't ones i'm not sure how it happened here uh because i'm not that

smart but the point is well this one is like it's based on confidence is my point right and you have to be confident and you can't be telling people you need to capitalize that's that that that's that guy should be in jail for fiduciary irresponsibility and also maybe for whatever he was involved with this bank with cryptocurrency. Yeah, well, is it like, is it? That's one thing I don't understand. Like is it backed by cryptocurrency? Like you know, I don't believe it can't be, right?

Like that, that would be totally illegal. No, banks make investments. Yeah. In general, I don't know much about it. Apparently this bank had, uh, investments and much to what extent in these crypto funds or some of the, or some other crypto bank, which itself had an issue. I believe.

And then, you know, because of that, you know, they look they have to report like oh like we you know which is also crazy to me because you're not keeping all the money so like why are we so strict about oh like they have to keep this amount of money right like 10% let's just say and if they don't well now we're like you know we're gonna we have to announce that because of laws and therefore provoke her own bank run you see how this works this is why this is this is how bank runs happen a lot I mean a lot of the time back in the 1800s they were they were making bad investments like people got a twist people would say like oh the banks it

was just arbitrary right like bank runs were arbitrary no like people get a whiff but the whiff came from somewhere right and like you know maybe this bank invested in a lot of you know commercial dog shit for you know for manure but then people realize they don't want dog shit from manure they prefer horse shit or other type or bullsh you know cow shit right I don't know and then so whatever so that bank got you know hey they's got a bunch of dead dogs in a warehouse this is a shit investment it's all going down and you know the rumor starts and look you got money in the bank why you're going to be the only sucker who keeps it in there right that's how it worked

basically i mean this sometimes it was different industries it wasn't always you know maneuver related there's got to be a way to turn you into a finance influencer there's got to be a just got to do it yeah let's do it that this is the genesis of our next failed venture there's got to be at least a few million people would buy an ebook with about this stuff yeah i just lie yeah well that's like required if you want to yeah if you want to make money you're going to lie here's how to make money cut off your arm it'll motivate you um but yeah so my point is it seems odd that you have to like if i was in charge of a bank just a one one rule i wouldn't follow like you're in charge of a bank you know when you say that it's not

what bank ever comes back from that maybe thousands do every year i don't know but it seems like a death sentence to say we need to shore up our capital um so i would just not say it and what they do i mean when's the last time i put a banker in jail why are you following this is the rule you follow these guys like collapsed the economy 10 years ago with these crazy toxic assets these credit the false swaps, all this, what they call these synthetic CDOs, is making shit as they go, the bond companies are in cahoots, and AIG is just giving insurance to every single person in the world so they can't possibly, you know, cover everything.

But the one rule you follow is like, oh, those guys, we're a little bit of trouble. I think we should, we need to recapitalize. Shut the fuck up. You ruined it. It's absurd. I mean, think of it. Who went to jail after the financial crisis? Like one guy.

Yeah. I mentioned him in the big short. And there's another guy, no one even heard of. It's a random guy. All those CEOs, all those, all those people who torpedoed pension funds, no one goes to jail. What were you so afraid of? Someone should have stopped that guy. Why did you say that?

Insane. Any else here? Mitchell? Apparently they bailed him out. And you were against the bet. You were actually saying before when we brought this up. Well, I just remember reading, like, you know, I guess this happened over the weekend. But, like, I guess it changed over the weekend.

But, like, at one point, I was reading that, like, Joe Biden was basically saying, like, this is how capitalism works. Like, deal with it. We're not going to bail you out. He was referring to buying an ice cream cone. He didn't know about the bank. He was like, I pay money. I got a delicious ice cream. Yes, it's how capitalism works.

But you know what? Yeah, you know what? This one is on us. You know, in Turkey, you can't buy ice cream. I don't know if it's a good. I'm pretty sure that's not true, sir. Because they're, because they're, because they're capitalists. They're Greeks.

That's right. That's right. Yeah. Well, anyway, Mr. President, I can't tell you how much I appreciate you coming to the ice cream stand. You know, it's going to, it's, it's going to be great for business. Thank you for the picture. I think I've messed myself.

Oh, Jesus Christ. But yeah, apparently by me. Please don't smell anyone on your way out. That's how to get the flavor. it's like one of those things like what are those things that people would wine do where they smell things

where they smell they like take fruits and smell them first you're supposed to do that after someone dies no what that's how that's part of the it's a very important part of the grieving process is what smelling them is smelling people's things

you go around and you smell you take big whiffs of people's stuff is that is this some like Diane Kruger Ross thing or whatever Is that it's something I've heard Is that a woman who wrote the seven stages of grief or whatever? I don't think she talks about the smell factor Oh, okay

But Did you? Okay, well, I never heard about that I was talking about people who drink wine And like pair it with chocolate or something And I think they have little herbs they smell or something Point is It was something to do of Biden doing that with children

Before he eats ice cream It got away from us Well, hey, in a way, all three are connected Sure, well, death Yeah I'll wear another We're all going to die. Yeah, so how do you feel about the bailout?

I mean, look, it's like it's a predicament that unfettered capitalism seems to put us in a lot. Like, you know, it kind of happened like. John Featherman capitalism? Unfetterman capitalism. You know, it just like it puts us in these binds where it's like you have to bail out the people who fucked up the economy collapses and then like so it's like the only solution ends up being like something that just perpetuates the problem like I get why they happen like I don't I'm not I'm not necessarily one of these like you know just like just don't do it just don't

bail them out because I get that has consequences well I like everyone likes the idea at least not everyone but a lot of he'll like the idea of moral like well it's a moral hazard if you if you if you bail them out so you know they think that you know bears get bear with a Lehman getting bailed out cause Bear Stearns to collapse or whatever. Look, there's a logic to that. There is a logic that. The banks do play hooky, right? So there's definitely a logic of like,

if we keep bailing people out, we'll have to bail them out forever. But we've started too late. You know, we should have been doing this in the 40s, in the 50s. While we were watching, leaving the beaver, we should have been, you know,

keeping banks in line and giving them hard lessons. It's a little late as the, you know, the empire crumbles, So, you know, counten, oh, man, technique, this is actually a moral hazard. This is like, this is like a, in the Roman Coliseum, if you try, if he said like, oh, you know, don't let the line eat the Christian. Right.

Um, I don't know. Yeah. I have no analogy here. It's bad. It's, things have gotten out of hand. And so we can't, I think it's a little weird now to start going like, well, ignore the systemic risk. See what happens. Yeah.

but whatever I get why there's nothing to be done is my point which we will not say in my new financial channel I'll always pretend there's something to be done but there's nothing to be done it's gotten too bloated you can't go oh the Fed we got to get over to the Fed what do you think happens when you unravel the Fed at this point you can't unravel this thing well you know they inflated the currency for hundreds of years yes exactly right it's all a goddamn mess now you try to want to unravel this merry around we're all going to be eaten dirt i mean the like actual realistic thing that one could do right is that they could is that you could bail them out but while you kind of like have them at your um you know mercy you also use it

as an opportunity to like pass regulations here's what you do here's what you could do here's what you could do but they don't want to do you bail these banks out and then you put these people in jail right uh huh but who pays who who who pays for people to get into office. Right. There you go. Yeah. It's that simple.

Why don't we, why are weapons manufacturers better people? I mean, in a way it's like another, it's another version of the thing that happened with the railroad strike where it's like, you know, like, yeah, on some level, like, Biden was right to force an agreement because, like, it would have caused a crippling recession if the railroads had shut down. But, like, but also, like, that's not pretend that he didn't have another option, which was to force a deal where, like, they got.

the pay increase and the sick days like you know sure or to just pretend to be on the side of the railroad workers by like riding the acela train every day he claims to after my wife died the mysterious crash i ride the estella every day the Delaware why you just got a place in dc what are you doing my boys need to see me i need to smell them every night to make sure they're good boys it worked out didn't it you smell like a burn pit Um, no, but honestly, like, that's a good point. Like, it's like, people think, like, the part, the people think the corrupt part is when the bailout happens or when the four steel happens. But really, the corrupt part is what just doesn't happen when that thing happens.

Yeah. Like, you could have put, you could have put Jamie Diamond in jail. Right. I don't know if Jamie or who are the other guys. Who is the guy from Goldman Sachs back then? Lord Blank Fine. No, I don't know. Who do you pay?

But then again, like, you know, that, that guy, that guy was the, the treasury, treasury secretary's boss two months earlier you know before what's his name uh whoever's the i forget the guy's name but my point you see what i'm saying yeah it's a it's a revolving door put them into some kind of like fight club where they have to fight other bankers at least i mean that look they can be an imprisoned reality show now he doesn't have to be the worst oh yeah they're rich so they're gonna gen pop i would love yeah we all love to see that happen this ain't the french revolution i'm sorry i'm not wrong I can get you is a nice reality prison show and it ain't gonna be great they'll have

you know the food would be a little better than real prison that they might be able you know but you know get some coke but you know otherwise you know and then we watch them fight each other we watch them you know we watch the bite we watch them piss they got take dumps on camera yeah that could that could get some that could curb inflation a bit and they might honestly that might they might actually be incentivized by the reality show thing to the bankers maybe wouldn't fight it if it had the reality show angle because that means they can like you know they can promote you know their ebook on hustle grind on these guys don't tend to be those grind style I think

you're thinking of like Gary V or something these are these guys don't tend to like the public eyes but they could have a second career as a Gary Vee possibly yeah I mean these guys tend to avoid the public scrutiny you know they're perfectly happy to hide in the shadow metaphorically but you know but maybe yeah maybe we give all of them a public relations Jamie Diamond's just shaking his ass on TikTok we have we have Andrew Tate mentor all of them sure yeah we set them to Romania in prison okay yeah are they have to be cam girls for Tate he's gonna brand them you get branded by Andrew Tate that's what I mean that'd be amazing imagine a trial we're like the

head of the of the the Bank of Silicon Valley Bank he's the judge just like for your for your crimes of financial malfeasance you'll be branded by the uh what was there a nickname for him a madre or something oh and your tate um a top g or something top you'll be branded by top g himself yeah of the tater top thing i think we got a solution here yeah bring get tate involved hate's like a fixer now in our world at least i love the i would love No, not, not particularly in our world. I love what you've come up with here, is that we basically turn Andrew Tate into like,

well, that would be triple X? We're like, they get like a prisoner to be like, you know, like a secret agent. We get, we get Andrew Tate back from Romania to like enforce financial crimes. That would be a, like, do you think Tate can be, is Tate American? No, he's British, right?

So he can never be president. Damn. I don't condone anything he said. I don't condone anything he said. I don't condone anything he was accused of doing. But I do think he could, you know, we could use, like the suicide squad. We could use Andrew. That's who it would be.

Everyone likes the idea of the dirty dozen, right? Right. Or triple X or suicide squad. It would be Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson. We could you, I guess he's out in jail. Uh, no. We'll get him on something eventually. I believe the Russians already did.

speaking of we'll move on we have this I mentioned a milk tweet it's not a little cryptic right nice nice teaser we have our look we we should kind of rebrand our show as the jordan peterson show we've been talking about him a lot I love them I mean honestly it's like I I I I all I want to do is watch him and learn and just listen to him and it's amazing I've got to say maybe one of the best things about Elon Musk own Twitter yeah is how insane Jordan Peterson Twitter has got it's gotten crazy this is I don't think he was even I don't even think this was stuff that he was repressing that he wanted to tweet before Elon Musk I think it's just one of those like serendipitous things where it's like Elon Musk takes over just as Jordan Peterson is going

really insane right what does he say here you got this picture I don't we just keep it on screen too long it's a picture of some people with like tubes on their on their genitals as it were So we retweeted this thing that's this other account. I'm not sure if this person is supposed to be credible. I would imagine not. But this person tweets out what's going on in China, three-trial policy. And it seems that this person is claiming that this is some kind of torture facility in China. Would they make, if you, I don't think it's that hard to get come in China.

That you have to like have some kind of weird hospital prison. I don't think it's ever been that hard to get come anywhere on earth. There's plenty to go around. You don't need to, like, strap fat men down and, like, put two. Why are these people so, look, this is China, right? Supposedly China. These are pretty fat guys. That's such a great, that's what's so insane about it, is the idea that any country

on earth would ever be like, there's not enough come. There's not enough men willing to come. And, look, Mr. President, I understand what you're saying. And I believe what you're saying is we were in a crisis of a fertility crisis. and we need to get some, we need to force men to give us fluids to reproduce babies, right? So I'm going to round up the fats, the fat guys, and we're going to strap to a journey. Hold on. Why then? Why are we getting them? No, no, we can't. I mean, you know, we've got some pull here with the Chinese government.

We have some pull. We can get, you know, the most fit, the most athletic. I don't think this is arch, no, who's we? No, no, but assuming this is coming out of this, you know, China. I think, yeah, okay, yeah. Just say you, we can get more, you know, no, let's just, let's just get some guy who is about to die from eating too many, I don't know. Get putting Fraser in the whale. Yeah. People, people are so beautiful.

What's that really? In the trailer, people are so beautiful. It's just, he's getting milked to death by Chinese, a Chinese, a, man, the whale would have been such a better movie. was about that yeah oh oh if a fat Brendan Fraser was kidnapped and brought to China and milked until he's dead why that should have been the movie Dary Aronovsky's lost his edge that should have been that it's the kind of movie he would make back of the day now he just got you know some guy was he eating mayonnaise sandwiches she does and mayonnaise crying about his bullied about his daughter

bullying him yeah if he left her you know for a gay man which is fine but don't I was like, oh, you're only part of your life. I left. You left us. It's fine at your game. It's not wanting to abandon me. Yeah. What are we talking about?

Anyway. We're talking about Jordan Peterson. Anyway, so this guy tweets this out. And then Jordan Peterson retweets at saying, such fun and unbelievable techno nightmare CCP hell. Isn't that Russia? Oh, no, CCB. Okay.

And then it was basically, revealed that this was not a Chinese torture facility but actually man-milking porn from it seems like it might be from America yeah sure but I guess not necessarily but it's not from China it's not it and it is it's and it's milk porn it's man milk porn which I didn't know existed until this little Nor is I. I mean, if you ask me, is there, I was feeling like, yeah, maybe. Sure.

Why not? I mean, honestly, like, I think even not knowing that it existed, if I saw this frame out of context, I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's some kind of, that's porn. Right. Yeah. I don't know why, I don't know what's getting people off about it, but it's definitely, it's getting someone off. I mean, Pearson. I mean, he found, like, I don't know. I mean, like, why can't we, if he.

Do you think his daughter walked in on him jerking off to this and he had to just, like, come up with an, he had to come up with an excuse. So he tweeted out? No, I uncovered this. Right. This is a scoop. The reality is if this can get, can dupe him, why can't we? Why can he tweet us out? Maybe, maybe we just are doing this, Jordan Peterson.

Hey, Jordan Pearson, here's another, here's a, here's a Chinese, uh, what, what can we get? What would be a weird, like, we get apple picking? Here's what we do. We set up a panicked-looking scene with you basically saying, like, in a very, like, panicked way to the camera, don't listen to them. That was a cover-up. It wasn't porn.

Jordan Peterson was right. I'm being held in a Chinese torture facility, and they're milking me every day. Okay. Please, please, Dr. Peterson retweet this. Should we, yeah, that's a good idea. So we should start an account with a fake, uh, Chinese activist who's just and then just we get like one of those Enders games books those those YAA science fiction books we take plot lines from that and we just rehash them into this

Chinese activist Twitter thing and and you know this could be a thing yeah this could be our ticket you say you know they're good they're they're gonna milk me till I'm dry and they're gonna cut my dick off I think the milky and also they're really woke over here sure yeah we need more in the milking thing that we need to have like you know that's already been done we need to find a new thing yeah yeah they're doing they're doing um anal anal anal transplants that's good yeah yeah one feminine anal transplant i've had this dr peterson i'm calling i'm i'm reaching out to you from a facility inside the cp as it were uh i have been anally transplanted uh by the by the the party the communist party for uh for uh

transgressions is my re-education, my anal re-education, please use your wisdom to help. The CCP has determined that a feminine anus is the cure for toxic masculinity. Right. And they might be right, but I refuse to let it happen. I do feel less violent now. That might be because they, you know, they've...

They're taking the anus of aborted female fetuses. Wow. And grafting them onto ours. How would that work? They're very small. I mean, they can do... The fetus has got to be tiny. It's probably, it's probably too small.

They use 300 anus to replace my one anus. This is one of the unintended consequences. Yes. Of the policy. The anuses are all way too small. I feel like we should be charging, not like the people who listen to this, but we should be charging society for this contribution.

We have bank advice. we have we have annual advice we're doing what we're you you're being Samaritan we should we should really we should be like mother Teresa or something yeah we should be revered in Calcutta are we big in Calcutta mother Teresa made bad mother Teresa definitely made more money than we did oh god yeah she lived large yeah greedy she's greedy you though she wouldn't go to the heaven oh yeah anyway uh thanks so much for tuning uh check out the patreon like I said that's patreon.com so that's your right come you get an extra episode every week for five bucks a month so you can enjoy if you sign up with that if you like and if not we'll see you next week