Kump - 147 - Everybody's Bankrupt

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

Ray and Lucie discuss a slew of bankruptcies, the writers strike, Amber Heard, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Today on Kump, we have a bankruptcy, a rider's strike, and more bankruptcies. Stay tuned. Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you today? I'm feeling pretty good.

I'm feeling strong. I'm feeling like I might die. I might literally die of sadness. I didn't know this was happening. I wasn't aware, despite the fact that I feel very strongly about this institution. I haven't been there in years. amidst a sea of financial collapse of failure of the business class,

the Kellogg's Diner is going bankrupt. Where did you read about this? I don't know. It just came up. Lucy told me before the show, oh, the Kellogg's diner is going bankrupt. I didn't know what diner could go bankrupt. It's a diner that's in Brooklyn.

I guess it's, why is it in the news? This is our last egg. We're bankrupt. Why is the Kellogg's diner in the news? It's a diner that's in Brooklyn. You posited the idea that perhaps it was featured in the show Girls. And you know, I love me some girls on HBO. Real.

I mean, I'm a driver was actually pretty good. I didn't know who he was when he showed up as the Star Wars, Kylo Vader, whatever he is. You didn't realize that he was a, he was sucking off, Felina Denham and Girls. Were he sucking her off? Well, I think it was implied.

Did she have a dick? I mean, they were dating in the show. Is there, I didn't get past the fourth season or third season. I stopped at a certain point. Does she get a dick? At some point in the show and he sucks her? That's interesting.

That's actually kind of provocative. and that's that's cinema verity uh but no but whether whether or not adam driver rub one out in the bathroom of the kellogg's diner uh apparently is well let's take a look at this uh i notice something about this article you pulled up uh let's take a quick look our faces are blocking it um Brooklyn's decade old Brooklyn's decades old Kellogg's dog I don't understand what this is

what this why are we like this is apparently they're framing this like it's some kind of it's some kind of why is this picture of John Miranda on his wrong button John Miranda was little gone they're framing this like it's some kind of

like you know like as if the Carnegie deli was going uh was you know had a typhoid outbreak and had to shut down which i think the Carnegie deli is gone right right yeah well Carnegie deli gee yeah well that was an institution's it was the Carnegie deli what's the Carnegie deli i've never heard of that look it's a I don't know for sure they had pastrami I'm sure they had uh conishes yeah uh and you know like you know you got yelled at if you didn't do their... It's like, when you go to Katz's... It's like, no, you have to go in this semi-circle.

Cats is Deli, if you don't know. It's in New York. That's an institution. It was then when Harry Met Sally, when she's doing the orgasm bit, and he's rubbing himself going, this is going to be great. And the old lady's just trying to fucking get some screen time.

But that place is like, you go there. I mean, it's good. But it's like, hey, run around in a semicircle and then ask for a knish. and then go take a shit and then maybe uh maybe we'll have one in a week that's not exactly they're pretty efficient no you're right that's every every like old new york institution whenever somebody tells you about it they're like it's great they're horrible to you yeah yeah it was the other one that was uh what's that steakhouse luggers peter luggers right yeah um the whole thing was supposed to

be like they were gruff and mean to you they were actually very nice to me but the steak was terrible. I mean, I know the, I'm sure in the past they made good steak, but whatever. Point, these are institutions. New York icons. The Kellogg's Diner, I mean, it's just bad mozzarella sticks. Yeah, no, honestly, it's a horrible, horrible. I guess it is an institution because I do have a lot of memories there. It's not just that they're all like, like me, I'm trying to eat an egg sandwich and I can't like, I can't shake the smell of ammonia all around me. That plays always smelled like ammonia. If we're going based on what you have, memories of, then hot topic is a, is a New York institution.

That doesn't raise the bar. But here's the thing. This article, I don't know if it's an oxymoron, but I mean, no, it can't be, because it's decades old. It's not a century old. It's not a half a century old. It was probably open in 1987 or something. Yeah, things that are decades old close in New York all the time.

Yeah, I mean, they closed down like CBGBs. they put like a product store there or something or just some leather goods i mean i passed by it someone's like oh cbgb's used to you know where sid vicious used to puke into her into into i don't know i'm having albright's face was she part of the punk scene i don't know much about i mean i know about these things in whimsy uh is that i'm saying like in theory in yeah but i'm saying And whimsies more, like, you know, oh, CBGBs. Oh, don't you wish you were around for the sex? Whatever.

Yeah. I'm doing the, I'm doing the Pogo. We learned about that in jeopardy. The punks apparently had a dance called the Pogo. It's made me rethink the entire punk scene. They pogo. I don't care about CBGBs, and I sure is all hell don't care about the Kellogg's diner. I mean, how was their eggs?

And they were horrible. Right. It was, no, it was, it was, uh, look, it makes sense that they're going bankrupt. It's based on my, uh, my experience there. Do you have any memories from the Kellogg's time? I've been there. I used to go there sometimes with people because it was there. It's a diner.

You know, is that, when did we start thinking diners were like, you know, the Taj Mahal or something? Or like, or Paul Revere's house. It's a place you go and you get like a grilled cheese and scape. you know dirty water and like I'm not don't don't don't at me catalog diner I don't I'm not saying you had dirt in your water but you know it's just cups of water that don't taste that great dinners don't have good water and but apparently this is a I mean amidst the carnage in this nation financially ethically morale vis-a-vis morale

Someone said let's write an article about the Kellogg list for two goes bankrupt lists for two and a half million I mean it's old real estate no no one's but you're not buying the Kellogg I mean how are they not getting sued by Kellogg's they change it I mean they probably change their name to Kellogg it's probably his guy's probably shitburger he's like I'll change my name to Kellogg and people don't think um it's terrible idea because no one wants to go over like it's a cereal it's like it's not I mean, I always thought it was an odd thing, the Kellogg's Diner. Yeah. Oh, but it's some frosted flakes.

Shut up. Glad you bankrupt. I mean, whatever. I'm sorry for the waitresses. Oh, it's an article. I was just a headline. Williamsburg's decades old Kellogg's diner. This is a terrible sentence.

Is that for sale? The restaurant, a neon lid fixture on the corner of Metropolitan and Union Avenues for close to a century. Was it really close to a century? Why did you say decades? Say nearly century old. What are we reading here? What outfit is this?

Is Eater? Is it either? Yeah. They should hire a better. Is this because of the writer's strike that they're writing so poorly here? They had Lou from the janitor had to write the copy here. It's like you don't say decades old. No one doesn't sound impressive.

Anyway, go on. The iconic restaurant. iconic iconic restaurant known for its late night crowds every diner is known for its late night that's all it is no one's having a business

lunch in a diner what do you think this is you see Gordon Gecko eating a chicken deluxe no an appearance in an episode of HBO's girls that's your highlight

in nearly a century that's what you got Adam Driver just yeah right next on the wall right next to their like first dollar or whatever There's a sign frame photograph of Lena Dunham's Cameltoe. Oh, wow.

That's a real. People go in just to see that. Her camel, I mean, I don't want to objectify the woman, but when you say, when you brought it up, her camel toe is like the monolith. I haven't seen it. I'm just saying, I imagine it's the monolith from 2001. You know, like you stare into it and you become the star child.

That actually makes it sound kind of cool. Yeah, I'm really overselling her camel, too. Yeah. Anyway. It will remain open during the sale. It says Victor Money Penny, a broker. What's Money Penny? What is going on?

Victor Money Penny. This is all fake. What is this? We live in a fake world. Open since 1928. That is actually a. That is actually a long time. Yeah, why is this idiot saying decades old?

You know what else is decades old? Kenny Rogers Roasters. Remember that restaurant? Is that gone, actually? That was great chicken. They featured it in Seinfeld. It was actually better than Boston Market, but I don't know what happened to it.

Oh, is that the episode where Kramer goes to like kind of becomes a chicken? Yeah, I think so, yeah. The signs all makes his apartment all red. That's a real place, Kenny Rogers Roasters. They had fantastic chicken. If Kenny Rogers, I think they went out of business, and I didn't. But if that didn't get the pomp in circumstance, why is this fucking place where you eat toast? It became a pillar of after hours eating in Brooklyn, a home for serviceable diner food.

Drunk eating. People get drunk and they fill their bellies with onion rings. This is a New York institution, Ray. Have some respect. This is, we're talking about like this stuff like a Wall Street bowl. But behind the gleam of its stainless steel frame, uh-oh. Court records show the restaurant was facing a darker reality

in which its owners have been struggling to make ends meet for years. Wait, wait, that's not a darker reality. It's just a struggling business. Darker reality is kids in the basement. Yeah. Who is writing this? Eater? I thought Eater was like a food blog.

What's the darker reality? Oh, you're like, oh, demons. I got a lot of demons inside. Oh, yeah, well, yeah. I overpay for the bacon. I can't figure, I can't find a good bacon distributor. It's my cross the bear. What is this?

Carbage. Anyway. Anyway, it doesn't, wow, there really isn't any more to this story. And a bit to turn things around. Cedaracas, I guess that's the owner, adopted a try-anything approach at Kellogg's. How about stop wiping your ass on the burger? Right. that could help how about bringing it out when it's hot i got i mean i like i every time i've

been there it's not look it's not terrible you don't go there and it's like oh this is the worst for whatever it's just not and diners are supposed to be great not like epically great but the diner is in londland and in jersey and maybe a few other places are you know like new york city diners are not great you go there you get a a buffalo bison burger deluxe you get a matzabal soup at a diner you get a you got a wonderful basket of shitty bread but it's magical it's like you you get some you get an english muffin remember goodfellows when he gets the english muffin oh yeah amazing a place where you can go at two o'clock in the morning and get an english muffin

and they couldn't figure it out Unreal, unreal. Anyway, welcome to the show. That's the first cat. Is there more the word? Do they sell them short? I guess one more paragraph. Try anything at Prochettex. She hosted comedy shows and other community events.

But it was comedy shows there? What? What? At a diner? I did everything I could to make this thing profitable. I had, you know, open mic, mic, I'd bother people while they were eating. I mean, honestly, even if,

if Greg Giroldo came back from the dead. No one in the diner wants that. You know. Patrice O'Neill bothering you while you eat when you eat jello. That's not the place for comedy. Yeah, just some families there after

a funeral. Yeah. And somebody's doing their, trying trying to have their Tinder jokes on them. What kind of family goes to? I mean, I don't want, like, money shame people it's not money i mean you i'm just saying going with diner after a few you you think that's a classless move i'm not saying i feel like i've done that before you go to well like a

slightly like you go to one of those old-timey like a german restaurant or like one of those places that your parents go to that's like fine right you know they serve yeas schnitzel or something the food's not great but the aesthetic is kind of fancy it's kind of cottagey yeah you don't want to go a neon, you know, a drunk tank, you know, passed themselves off as a serial company.

Anyway, I'm sorry if I, you know, rained on your bereavement. I thought we were going to have, I thought we were going to have a nostalgic storytelling setting. I thought you were going to have lots of crazy stories about Kellogg's diner.

I think they made you, Do they make you get cash? I'm trying to remember. Is it one of those places? With a noise. Yeah, yeah, I think it was. I think you had to go to the ATM and, like, you had an ATM and it charged you like an exorbitant fee, like more than usual.

And they wouldn't, like, they wouldn't take debit cards. I think that's true. I think when you, you're at 1 a.m. And like, go get, go to the ATM and get cash. What the, what is this? What am I doing? I mean, I mean, look, I accept that from like a Chinese kitchen restaurant, you know, like, in the middle of like a Long Island strip mall.

And I say I accept that because I order my wontons and my and my sesame chicken and they got me by the balls. Right. This is years ago. But I'm saying it's like, you know, they can pull that shit, but a diner, the wonder they're out of business.

No one wants to go go get cash. What is it? Yeah, they're right. What's your nostalgia? I mean, I don't know. I can't really remember. any good memories from the Kellogg's diner i thought you would have some i mean i have i have better memories of being attacked my homeless people i don't know why this is a story uh anyway

should we move on from the diet i don't want to kick them while they're down right uh you know we just spend 15 minutes doing that i guess they're staying open i i you know it's funny like i felt like this kind of freedom to like just yeah it's fucking they're done but apparently like you're trying to keep a go so like we just really did a number with our with our massive audience we just did a number on them we really laid into the catalogs diner you better watch if you if you show any weakness in new york city with your food stuffs we're gonna mean loose you're gonna pounce on you you know i got an idea for them by the way i got an idea it's something that i would actually go to the Kellogg's diner if they served dove now this is not the same thing we were talking about

a month or two back with me wanting to have doves at the wedding I know I talk a lot about doves in various fashions and that's just who I am I'm a dove boy I looked up I don't know where I got this idea but I looked up dove meat I think I tweeted like we're going to get dove meat or something no I that at that point I actually wanted it yeah people probably thought was a joke but I tweeted a couple weeks ago like you know where in New York City and it was a serious thing I know I'm not usually serious on Twitter I laugh at you know when school shootings happen I'm like yeah I don't really but this was deathly serious to you I wanted dove me and no one had an answer I called a butcher shop

not mine mine doesn't have it especially but they said they can get me pigeon now apparently people keep telling me pigeon and dover the same basically dove meat is supposed to be fantastic it's supposed to be like earthy and juicy i think or stringy i don't know but why like they should serve exotic meats i mean look oh man a diner that serves exclusively exotic meats i mean i think that would do well shout out to olympic diner in deer park where i used to romp around i used to enjoy the chicken deluxe there uh they do not sponsor me i haven't been there in years by I have fond memories of the Olympic diner sort of I mean it's a diner but the point is they had bison burgers which is not that uncommon for a diner but when as a kid

bison in the night growing up in the 90s bison was like a look i mean you wouldn't think a diner would have uh I mean am I am I crazy to say bison is like a groundbreaking meat I remember at some point thinking it was kind of groundbreaking it is kind of the foundation of this country isn't it we like literally i mean we we ate bison so much that we just shot them and left them where they were because we had so much bison and the native americans are like we can you not we might want to get the bones later and make a make a soup or something and now it's all rotting on the floor and we're all like screw you we're going to origon uh or you know or california and we just like i mean it must have been amazing to like walk around and we're like

Like, you know, where do they do? Carriage. What do you call the people on your Oregon Trail? Were they covered wagons? I don't think you call the people covered wagons. No, but they rode covered wagons. But yeah, they rode covered wagon. And around America and the 1800s and it's just, it's just bison.

There's so much dead bison around that it's like goose shit on a field. I went to school to a school that was like near the water. and it's not in a fancy way. But that's actually terrible. It was like a, it was probably a few blocks from the shore. But like all that meant was that like the fields were just caked with goose shit.

Like you go out to gym class, you're trying to play like, you know, a European handball and he's just goose shit everywhere. And that's what bison were. Yeah, man. Anyway, I don't know what I'm on about.

Should we move? wrong. Wait, no, but that's, that's, that's, that's, that's finish this dove meat line of thought. Oh, right. The dove meat. Because it, it, you, because you called a meat place. I called a meat place. I mean, a butcher shop, yeah. Yeah. And, uh, you asked them if they could get you pigeon meat. I asked to get me dove meat. Well, and they, we're sorry, they said that you, they could get you pigeon meat. Right. But it was actually, like, you told me that it actually, they told you that nobody had ordered pigeon ate before and they had like basically one frozen pigeon in a freezer somewhere in Michigan and like yeah we can order

it if you want it right well the distributor it's very funny way to put it the distributor had it available uh and he and this is a butcher shop that's like kind of a hipstery it's good they make good like good meat but it's kind of like young bearded guys who like really want to get into bacon sausage it's not it's not like old like German or Polish dudes or like you want the kabbasi or not it's like these guys were oh look how much friggin juniper berries i put into this uh this this this um cheese and parsley sausage drink i did two sausages i was trying to think of something else juniper steak

point is these these are these are kind of people they they're they and even these people are like no no one word is this shit you moron i could tag i could hear how fat you're on the phone stop Stop trying to find new meats. You don't need new meats. We should order that pigeon. No, definitely. We're gonna have a pigeon party. Yeah.

It's wild pigeons. Not, you know, anyway. I mean, there is, I mean, look, if we can't get it from an official distributor, the streets of New York City are lush with pigeon. Why don't we just get a rat while, right? Why don't we just like? I'm not saying that,

eat like I'm not saying let's eat like one of the one of those dirty pigeons where like its body is basically falling apart from you from years of neglect on the streets of the city but there are some beautiful pigeons out there if you stop and look around how about we just you know in that same same vein of thought how about we get a homeless guy I don't mean one of these young homeless guys you know this you know got the RFE and lives on you know meeker street under the over on the BQE overpass and they're just basically camping uh old school homeless homeless guy on the street for years we bring him into our home we feed them we give him a bed we let me take a bath take a nap if you want once he's gone we take that

bath water and make soup that's what that's what you're saying eat a pigeon off the street what do you think they're eating they're eating freon and like you know and ball bearings well look they're a pigeon there every once in a while. I'm saying there's a rare type of pigeon out there. You maybe see this kind of pigeon like once in like 500 pigeons. But it's what I might describe as like an ingenue pigeon. Not a new pigeon is relatively young. Its coat is still kind of white and pinkish. I don't think everyone in our demographic. It hasn't been gnarled up, chewed up and spit out by the city yet. I'm sorry if I think less of my audience than they should. But not everyone might

understand what you mean by an ingenue. Why do you elaborate what is it typically an ingenue? knew it's like a young girl who a professor's trying to like sleep with right that's basically what it is you know that is weirdly like a succinct and correct way of putting it yeah it's like it's like a young girl who's like plucky i guess in theory and like and she's full spark and vigor and like but really it's just some like 60 year old fat professors like likes the way she looks in a friggin tweed skirt and just you know offers offers to like you know like go past fail if she uh she if she slabs his knob man you nailed it that's exactly what an ingenue is thank you yeah um but yeah imagine that but a pigeon right yeah i mean what what makes an ingenue pigeon

is it just not like is it not excuse me i'll start over what makes an ingenue pigeon does it not have tuberculosis oh i think they definitely don't have a spot of tuberculosis for tuberculosis i don't think you can be this beautiful with tuberculosis what do you what do you envision this beautiful pigeon looking like every once in a while you see one you're being serious you actually see pigeons i see pigeons like this sometimes they're still they're still kind of their coats are still uh kind of silky and white and its wings are kind of pinkish and you're seeing a seagull and it just has a lust for life in its eyes i feel like you just think every bird's a pigeon now like you see a bald eagle like what a majestic pigeon look at look at that pigeon pick up a that pigeon can pick up a boy and eat it can

can eagles do that eagles are pretty strong right oh yeah those are some strong pigeons right imagine if we had a child or does anyone have a child but no it's worse if it's ours and we imagine we had a child we don't ever go to central park but i envision in this scenario that we're prancing around central park with her stupid kid and he's like asking he's asking you know some dumb question like you know what like why is the sky blue if why isn't it purple i'm like what i mean i was going to answer you but then he said why is it purple like you know what one thing's a valid question but then he's just like the sky should be purple and green like I'd rather you've got some disease.

Point is, I would love my child, but I mean, that sounds, I mean, I'm imagining an infuriating child. It just gets picked up by a bald eagle or five-year-old child and just, I don't know what, then. I mean, I guess it goes up to one of those co-op buildings and drops it. Oh, wow. For him, I go her, them. Them.

non-gendered baby and what could be worse than that what could be worse than watching your own child to get picked up by a but can an eagle do that I think that okay a five a five year old might test a bald eagle strength a little bit but I think it could do it three year old definitely right three year old for sure oh imagine you had an infant and an eagle just plucked it oh wow what what would you what would be your first move I I I I just, I mean, look, my instinct would be to grab my, my baby's legs. You'll rip the legs on. But, yeah, you don't want to do that.

My first move is to rent, is to get a car and drive, we're going to go to jail. No one's going to believe that like a, no, bird, man, it's like John Bonnet Ramsey's parents. It's like, no, an eagle stole it from the, we were in Central Park, and an eagle took them. They're going to, they're going to, they're going to talk about how I made, I turned them into exotic meat or baby. and we eat them. Oh, they're going to clip so many parts of this podcast with us talking about our fetish for exotic meats. They're no one, what would they call me?

The, they'll call me Santa Paws. It won't make any sense. Santa Paws, because I'm fat. And they picture me pawing my child. But I didn't, the Eagle took it. What will be talking about? I just can't believe that you're, Your instinct, if our infant got kidnapped by a bald eagle,

would be to make a run for it and not to, you know, I don't know, get a, get some rocks. All right, well, first of all. Look, at this point, the baby's gonna die anyway. So like, why, why I just start chucking some rocks at the ball? Why are we, why are we consigning ourselves through a life in prison? The baby's gonna die anyway.

Mm-hmm. This whole idea that you're gonna like, oh, you should go down swinging. I'll swing a hammer, um, I'll swing a hammer in our new life off the grid. That's basically what I was thinking. Yeah. I'm trying to make a cabin analogy.

Thank you. This is why we're, uh, whatever we are. Yeah. Getting married. Yeah, whatever this is.

Anyway, enough about the birds. There is a strike in the land. Oh, yeah. I'm on strike. You are on strike. You are, ask me to write a poem.

mom I wouldn't because I I have solidarity oh although I should because you know I'm not in the writers guild why am I not in the writers guild how come no one I poached me to be to write for their a variety sketch show I mean I mean the most nobody the improv I just did for 20 minutes about birds and then my child this is America needs this like hating hating my child throwing a hammer bird takes my child why I am i not writing for s&l anyway no you're on you're on strike the was the writers guild of america is uh they want what's the deal they want streaming they want they want royalties for when like the show you which is about a guy who stalks women and it kills

them but he's fun they that that that whoever made that show is like i need more money every time this airs at a hospital or whatever. Pretty bad, yeah, that's pretty much it. No, it's fine. I mean, look, here's the thing. I don't know. We could talk about how shows aren't that good anymore, and, like, the writing's not that good.

What are you going to take the side of, like, Netflix? You're going to get, you're going to side with the, the Hearst Publishing Company? Are they still around? Um, yeah, Hearst is around. Who are the antagonist in this Writers Guild thing? Um, I think, uh, Netflix is in there, uh, Hulu is in there. Um, pretty much all I love the major streaming companies, I think are, or struck companies, as they say.

Max, apparently, I just saw a commercial for Max, which is HBO Max, but they've rebranded it again. Is that part of this strike? That's right. Is that in solidarity? HBO is, uh, changing, changing its name and pro. What are you demanding for the strike? You should get in on this. Yeah. If I was in the Writers Guild, I would demand, I mean, obviously dove me. But you know, what do you, you should try to get your seat at the table? Um, with the seat at what table? The villain table or the,

or the union? I just mean you should try to get your beak wet. You know, like, the royal, like the royalties might be a pipe tree. Maybe not. I don't know. I mean, I'm in a different, I'm in a butcher's union. So I, you know, I have solidarity. I'm not going to, you know, I will scab in a heartbeat, though. Anyone who needs a writer, I will scab. I will write a eulogy. I will write a letter to your baby if you want.

I will, or a show, you know, or movie. Any of those things. I'll write, I'll write, you're going to die tonight. And just leave it in your mind. mailbox and you're like who said this and it's like you know I'll do anything just to that's your calling car like going to like streaming company execs houses and slipping a little note that says you're going to die tonight and they're in there in under their door that's your calling card to show that you're available your writing services are available I was just thinking

of doing to a random old woman but sure I got the streaming company sure that that that makes sense that sarando yeah sure not some old defenseless woman who's just scared that makes me thank you you you really do kind of like you know soften the edges of me what is like where where what is wait wait what is wait wait i i've got to ask you a question about something you just said yeah who said you're part of the butcher's union what kinds of things does the butcher's union strike over um not getting not sometimes when we you know we're allowed to take scraps now not like it's it's not a fish but like it's customary that we take scratch sometimes you know you're cutting a steak you

cut the fat off and sometimes you leave a lot of meat with you know you're kind of generous with the cut and you got and you take home a nice fatty steak piece and that that's part of your perdi your grottis right and and sometimes these butchers they they try to these head butchers they try they try to rain it and I'm not gonna I you're trying to cheat you out of your residuals basically residual yeah um also uh they won't let sexually harass anymore oh that's no good so we might strike over that look why am i had this job if i can't tell the woman she's got nice uh nice uh nice uh pumas that's her breast by the way where is a pumma is that like a big cat yeah well i call i tell women their breasts are like pumas and then they hand them their

London broil yeah well that yeah that's necessary for you to do your job well London broil for the lady with the pumas and I mean tits I've been written up many times at work it's surprisingly progressive at my butcher shop they don't like it when I yell at women I tell them you know because they'll they'll get their number and they'll be like uh I this person and they'll think like someone's like you know ahead of him in line like you know you have these numbers these number tags you take and they somehow go i was here i i think what you think you brought the number from home old lady like the old so i yell at them i say shut you mouth i'll do you in like that post office lady boy he screamed at um i throw uh cocktail wieners at them and someone

said that was sexual but it wasn't it's just little hot dogs It's not really like a dick. Right. Why'd you ask me about the butcher's show? It's a whole can of worms. Anyway, so what's going on? The late night shows are not, are they shut down or were they doing the whole thing

they did back in 2010 or whatever when they, like, grew beards? Remember when Conan grew a beard? Yes, yeah. And then... That was 15 years ago. Didn't Jay Leno, like, because the whole thing was like, you know,

he did a monologue. but it was something without like a writer and it was kind of like awkward and weird right and he did this from the desk he didn't even stand up and then like Jay Leno just go I write my own jokes and he's just like you know effectively scabs yeah what a garbage guy is he is he is he recovered from his wounds from crashing his car into a school or wherever he did he had a big bad car motorcycle accident you got badly burned yeah is that karma I don't know maybe so what's going what do we what do we stand the game here we're a union shop house we're a union shop we're you well no show is not you know you better watch your

ass i'm going to strike uh i almost said something i won't i won't say it i was going to strike you but i'm not going to strike you oh i would i never hit you oh Don't awe me. I don't know you all me for not for saying I wouldn't hit you. This is a wild show. It is wild. There's a lot of carnage out there. Is there more about the writer's strike you want to talk?

We can pull up the article, yeah. Yeah, let's see where these rats are up to in a positive way. The first Hollywood strike in 15 years began Tuesday as the economic pressures of the streaming era prompted unionized TV and film. writers to pick it for better pay outside major studios, a work stoppage that is already leading most late night shows to air reruns. No contracts, no content, signed carrying members of the Writers Guild of America chanted outside the Manhattan building where NBC Universal was touting its peacock streaming service to advertisers. Well, I mean, to be fair, I don't think that the NBC was like,

we won't give you a contract. We just won't give you like, you know, your little, you little The money you want. I mean, what is this streaming? They're worried. They don't get residuals when it airs on peacock. Is that what's happening? But the guy who made empty nest and like wings. Well, there's a couple of different things they want.

I think it is. You see wings? That was a great sitcom. Yeah, it was. It has to do with residuals, but it also has to do with like how long writers are paid for and how much writing staff there is for streaming shows. Seems like an odd time.

Like things are not going well. It's really the time. I mean, is this the time to strike? Like literally infigurably? I mean, you know, we got banks shutting down. We got Kallat's diner shutting down.

But my butcher shop might go bankrupt. Really? Yeah, there's an article in times about it. Damn. Yeah. It's an important butcher shop. Look, it's an institution. Yeah.

Yeah, I think so. Okay. I think it's the time of the strike. Far be it from me to question a union that has never done anything for me. Hey, look, I'm, I'm, my, my lips are sealed. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a good union woman. I'm not, I stand with, I stand with the picket line. Well, I'm not saying, look, I'm with the picket line.

I'm against Netflix. I'm against, I will scabdo. If you want to give me a call at Sarando, I will write you a show about a dog who has sex. with other dogs and maybe a bird I'm into birds if you haven't noticed but I won't make that the whole thing we'll talk the union is seeking okay here so here's this the meat the meat the meat and potatoes the union is seeking higher minimum pay more writers per show and shorter exclusive contracts among other demands All conditions, it says, have been diminished

and the content boom driven by streaming. How many writers do they need to, you know, Wednesday was a massive show, though. It's going to make a little joke about the Adams family show, but that was massive. Who am I the shit on the Wednesday show with the Jenny Ortega? And all you got to do is give an underage girl

a mental breakdown. Does that happen? Apparently, she said that she kind of got, She got driven kind of crazy, but they'll like... Who by Louise Guzman? Schedule. Luis Guzabon? Not by Luis Guzman.

Was he yelling out of her? I'm throwing beer cans out of her. I mean, look, I know he's wearing a suit in that show and the little mustache, but I mean, I think Louise Guamon's a great guy. I love to meet him and, and, you know, hug him and have a parade with him. But, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if he threw beer cans of Jenny Ortega. Sure. Yeah, it does seem like something he'd do.

Maybe, like, just not even to, like, he'd hit her with one to keep time while. She was dancing. Yeah, yeah. Like, he's throwing their feet. Yeah. But, you know, these kids are so soft. I mean, people used to throw some men bricks at him probably at Louise Guzman. I bet you when he was coming up and whatever, in the groundlings or wherever he's from, people would just throw rocks at him.

You know, older, older improv guys, like Martin Short or whatever. But that's the only because he's racist. A joke. I love Martin Short. Again, I don't remember what we're talking about anymore. so we're looking this is in a sag strike this is a writer's strike set oh okay I thought you made a joke about sagging like sagging asses and tits or something anyway I look I forgot sag was a thing I'm not in those unions yeah I'm in

the butcher union all right anyway we'll move on look we're with the strike yeah I don't what does I help you are we moving are we moving the needle here for you you want me to grow another beard what you want you want me you want me you want me you want me you want me you want me never hire me fine I'll make my own movie and I am stay tuned anyway yeah you think I mean wait you think I'm you think I'm being too harsh than you need even though I'm not being harsh at all no no I don't think so I'm being too harsh at all I'm like the union needs someone like me you do yeah they do imagine if i was out there in like in

ho just like you know with a with a with a with a with a home you know one of those like farming implements and i'm just like just waving it like on rodeo drive in beverly hills which is nothing to do with like the i mean people some people in the business live there i guess but i'm just but i'm just on the rodeo drive you know the famous shopping beverly hills thing just screaming about streaming residuals while people are trying to have outdoor dining and I'm just fucking throwing uh clumps of dirt that I brought from home because there's no dirt in rodeo drive I guess I would be they need someone like me oh look I think any union would be lucky to have you as it's leader yeah also in the army I could be good I could be a good

general I mean terrible soldier but I feel like I could move troops around you know You just had him be the general, like, in pads of glory. Just sending them to the slaughter. What, you cowards? I'll have you hung? There's more going on than just residuals, though. There's bigger, there's other thing. I know it's all you care about is residuals.

But a bank went under. First Republic. is the big deal another bankruptcy see this I don't know if it's actually it wasn't technically a bank my intro was fraudulent perhaps because uh well no because my butcher shop's going bankrupt there is multiple the callag's diner in my butcher shop and almost this how long do you think until like the whole thing collapses and we can become uh king and queen of the ashes you think we're going to be king queen of the ashes maybe there's like 50 million guns in this country we don't have any of them

We're going to be king of the ashes? What are you smoking? What are we using to subdue, like, the mad Max hordes? Or plucky charm? Look, we don't need gut. We just need people with guns. Oh, right. No, the whole reason you buy an Air 15 is to follow someone like me.

A blowhard, a fat blowhard who won't show up that pigeon meat. No, that's why you buy a fucking assault rifle. Anyway. First Republic Bank So I don't know exactly what this is It's not a very fun story We'll spend a couple minutes talking about it What's the article say?

This is okay Regulators took over First Republic Bank And sold a substantial chunk of its assets To J.P. Morgan Chase marking the third major bank failure in the U.S. in less than two months The federal depositors Cairs I don't see who keeps a shunkey

It's a big deal The FDIC briefly took control of First Republic over the weekend before overseeing the sale in what is described as a hugely competitive bidding process. That's nice. It sounds almost like a bunch of like those 18, 19th century grave robbers. The ones who sold the stuff like the mid-schools were like bidding on like a young woman's corpse. Very competitive. This institution just collapsed.

uh yeah i mean look j p it's interesting that you know because jimmy diamonds kind of it is j p morgan or j p morgan or whatever which is not the same i don't know is it even related to the jp morgan of uh of history i'm not even sure if it is it might be i think it might be one of those things kind of like chase bank where like it's bait there's the treasury secretary under lincoln i believe was salman chase and uh i think he was the one pushing greenbacks or something. I don't remember exactly. Anyway, they name, but you would think, oh, you find out that, you go, oh, is that where Chase Bank came from? Well, sort of. They just named it after him as a scam, basically. And I think the J.P. Morgan thing might be that, or maybe not. Maybe

it's his company. But I have a feeling it's not. I feel like he just named it J.P. Morgan. But either way, it's been around for 100 years. And they buy everything. Every time the collapse happens, Jamie Diamond's out there Which is, you know, pigeon paws Just sucking up the banks I don't know I mean, this is capitalism for you It doesn't really work

But there's always at least one rich guy Who will just, you know Give you 10 cents on the dollar for your wife Right Our government invited us and others to step up And we did JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Diamond said in a statement The acquisition modestly benefits our company overall.

It is accreditive to shareholders. It helps further advance our wealth strategy and it's complementary to our existing franchise. Oh, God. Just, just put your dick. Take your dick out and just fuck the guy. Will you? This is a really optimal.

What's the point of being like that powerful and rich if you got to talk like that? Right. Why just be like, look, these guys are fucking chumps? i'm i'm a big dick swinging dick and and uh i took what they what they couldn't keep i'm jamie fucking diamond why would you be rich and also be that duh it really optimized their strategy the customers so now someone feed me a mayonnaise sandwich these rich people eat terrible food just blah probably

boiled chicken why he's healthy anyway did you ever hear did you ever see that article like i feel like it kind of got meamed like that article about um how jeff bezos makes pancakes with a with a gun to a woman's head make me pancakes bitch sorry mom um tell me did you want to hear about it no i do i look i made a joke i'm sorry i do want to hear like are you going to take this pancake seriously or not i'm on the edge of my coffin right now um i mean it's nothing crazy but it's basically just him measuring out like way too much like baking powder like he uses like a cup of baking powder and his pancakes or something wait wait i'm not going to let you off to hook you you you brought up

Something that was completely apropos, nothing almost. Well, you were talking about that rich people don't eat well. Well, fine, but, like, there's a story. Like, now I need to know where you heard it. Okay. What the comment, like, was this a snarky article? Like, how, if he's measuring it all out. No, no, it was like a gushing, like, Bloomberg article or something like that,

where it was like, it was, it was, it was, this depiction of him making pancakes was supposed to kind of show how, like, how methodical he is about everything in his life. So are you editorializing yourself that he had too much pancake mix or whatever? I mean, I think that in the article, he was objectively using too much baking powder. But the article didn't say that. You're just, you're just. I just, people, the people, people on the internet just noticed it.

This is how you win against, against billionaires. This is, look at this, Puts. So, all the, so much baking powder falling through his fingers. What a fool. You're a fool. Okay, so that's how Jeff Bezos makes pancakes by measuring. I don't know what news is anymore. Where did you read this?

Bloomberg? It was some kind of like, it was an article in some kind of like, you know, kind of, uh, Bloomberg or something like that. If World War II happened now, like there'd be articles about Hitler where it's like, you know, he likes to play go fish. Like he killed six million and shit, stop it. Oh, you know, Bezos is fucking makes pain. He's never touched a griddle in his life.

Even when he was a bold failure, he never touched the oven. Yeah. I guarantee you, all he eats his toaster struddle and a greenacrome. Making pain. I mean, honestly, it's like, this sounds like, this sounds like, whatever his article was, like, this is the first time he ever went into his own kitchen. And he's measuring this thing, like he's making. meth i don't even i don't even i can't even picture what you're telling me this is insane um anyway

so first national bet so jp morgan wins this bank you know no one lost their deposits i guess i don't know i don't this is so much less sexy than the last banking crisis when everything was on the brink things need to be on the brink you know because there's no like contagion it's just like interest interest rates are too high we made bad investments there needs to be like an entire sector of the economy that just freezes and then and that gets the juices flowing right it's like you know back in oh eight like toxic assets uh mortgage back securities all that shit right oh like we we we gave people loans they couldn't afford and we bundle them up so so by juices flowing you mean like people losing their whole life's day well yeah but i'm saying

it's but like my point is i was getting to it on top of that all this is terrible and then Out of nowhere, it's like, oh, yeah, AIG is an insurance company. They're just like, they've been giving everyone weird insurance on these crazy bonds. Like, what? Yeah, it's going to collapse to everything. Like an insurance company. We need like a business, like an institution, like the Kellogg's Diner needs to be embroiled in this banking scandal. Or, but something real.

Like what could, what could get us going? What if, what if, uh, Sesame Street? what if sesame street was a Ponzi scheme that's what we need we need big bird to be taken down a peg and not because i hate big bird or i give a shit or jim henson whatever he died of aides right jim head no to get cancer oh well whatever uh but point is uh but like you know we need we need to lose something no one even knows what first republic bank is we need to lose like uh Dutch boy paint doesn't make any sense but a point but it's something you took for granted right for me it was like you always be paint stores and Dutch boy paint and

like that's gone you know what I'm saying for sure I don't think I'm making clear um Nintendo needs to go out of business right we need to lose things I don't know but by need like what what what do you think it would fulfill um some kind of like Russian-esque and not only not only in the sense of like they understand drama right the Russians they understand pain like you need a trust a Datsy a Dostoevsky is that his name yeah Dostoyevsky a Dutch boy Ski uh kind of experience like like a rags for Dickensian moment we need something we need to be invaded by China something this country's just circling the drain

I mean, I mean, they are sending a lot of those balloons over. Maybe we could all unite over that. Maybe I could get in the balloon. How can nobody with a gun had shot a shot a Chinese balloon yet? Like, I mean, if guns are of any use. I'm pretty sure people just shoot at them. They're pretty high up and they're huge. It's not like a, it's not like a, I know you're picturing like the Wizard of Oz

and like the wizard, but these things are like the size of like a, like school buses. and um i think they do shoot on them or i don't know why isn't anyone have a gun do anything cool with a gun right don't say school that's not that's not cool i'm talking about like you know it's like yeah there's like how many guns are in this country a billion there's a lot why isn't anyone like just uh i don't i'm not trying to encourage vigilantes but like you know marching for free health care and don't tell me the economy is going to collapse if we do that who cares why you know why don't you stop rapes of your gun if guns are so important why don't you go stop rapes i've never heard of i've heard of a person with a gun stopping a mass

shooting right which seems like it at best cancels itself out sure but i've never heard of a gun stopping anything that would happen without guns like it's like I've never heard of like a yeah I never heard of a gun stop I've seen I've seen like to be I don't want to be a bootlicker here but I've seen I've seen video now because we live in the age we live in of cops shooting a guy who was like stabbing and raping like a 10 year old girl really yes cops aren't like they do stuff this idea but that just seems like a lucky thing that like the cop would just be there while it was but but yeah it was I'm more like civil citizen justice I'm saying is if you, if you, if you, you should have to stop five rapes if you want an assault rifle.

And then the AR-15s aren't an assault rifle. Who cares? It's a big gun. If you want the big gun, you have to stop rapes. Rather than just giving the judge ultimate saying whether someone gets a gun, because I know that's a complaint about liberal places, right? A judge always kind of has like full discretion about whether or not to give you a gun, even if you're like, you're on paper, a model citizen.

Right. But, um, that would be a great alternative. to that trial period you get a gun for like two months and you've got in and in those two months you got to stop like five rapes i'm cursed with a modicrum a modic monocum modicum of intelligence uh i'm i can't do anything with it i make no money with it uh i'm not you know no mchomsky and apparently he was on Epstein's plane but that's besides the point i heard that this week uh point or maybe on the plane but he's friends of Jeffrey Epstein or something i don't know and then the guy asked him about he's like oh mind your business i think he literally said

something like my you know first of all done your business or anyone uh whatever point is uh i've already poked a hole in my plant because they'll just they'll just oh i need a gun let me let me like start raping someone and then just shoot well like they'll just they'll just create rapes right to shoot they'll be a cottage industry right are we going to get like demonetized or saying rape 15 times maybe whatever we're not going to get our 10 cents Should we start saying S.A.? That's the... What's that?

Is that like... I think that's the algorithm-friendly way I'm saying it, but... Oh, okay. I thought you were literally like, A-S-A. Why? I mean, what would be the objection of a guy like me screaming S-A over and over again? Like, why would that be?

objectionable content you tell me that youtube we're afraid someone's going to get triggered by some maniac screaming about how like someone should have guns and then and then reminding you of the time uh i don't want to bring up a vivid story of essay let's just move on let's do one more little story what we got here we got oh hundred but what's this hundred biden thing oh yeah hunter biden appears in arkansas court for hearing and paternity case is he's going to be a daddy i think he's already a daddy oh he has kids uh yeah and and uh the wife is basically saying uh you know he he ignored uh court orders to turn over his financial records he was a crack addict yeah do you think there's anyone i mean it is weird that there is

this whole controversy over a story about his laptop but it's like it and and and and free speech implications about it or whatever but but because separately from that just kind of knowing the broad strokes of who he is he's got to be one of the most like embarrassing political relatives who's ever oh i mean i i wasn't around for it but there was um billy carter i believe what was the deal with billy carter he was just i don't i get vague i mean i never read about him i'm but like i heard like vague things about how he was just kind of a Neer-do-well, I think once Carter got in the office, he, he started his own beer company, probably someone co-opted them. And it's called Billy Beer.

And, uh, most, Roger Clinton was kind of a black sheep a little bit. I think he was just kind of a, you know, a putz, probably. He's a Zodiac killer. I don't know. Somewhere in between. Trump, Trump had a brother who was like, actually, he wasn't even a, I don't think he was even a black sheep. He just like was, he was actually just like a. pilot who I think struggled with alcoholism but like but the fact I think the I think the fact that

he was a pilot made him more of a black sheep than the alcoholism um the point is but yeah my point is yeah he's got to be he's got to be the worst I mean is there any are there any presidential relatives who like joined the the Vietcon during Vietnam or something like that like any actual traders I don't know I don't know what 100 Biden thing is he's definitely admitted to being a crack addict is he selling influence i mean it just seems so odd i i don't disbelieve it the idea that he was like basically on behalf of joe biden selling uh influence to barissimo whatever in the ukraine it's just like what is it's like 90 look at his life now right like do you need that to afford

to peloton you know and and his like you know butchooly oil or whatever how he styles his hair with? Like, what does he need, like, you know, foreign, you know, dark money for? He's like, he's going to, he just wants, he wants borders of originals. And like, he's got a crackhead son to take care of for the rest of his life. I mean, that's the thing. It's just like, you know, if anything, I feel like, who know? I mean, what do you?

It's a snake eating his own tail. Yeah. Hunter Biden sells Biden's influence and Biden agrees to that because he needs to take care of Hunter Biden. Yeah. What's so expensive? I mean, honestly, a man of means, he's got a man of means. He can afford to buy some crack, you know, or rehab, whatever.

Rehab is expensive. Crack is cheap. Honestly, if I was in his shoes, just buy more crack. Right. I mean, people, look, are your kids on this laptop? Uh, there might be. Yeah. There might be.

Like, yeah, like, it definitely seems like, it, it seems like the wind blows that way. How does the Abu grade? We have pyramids of naked men being tortured in Abu Ghraib, and that leaks. But, like, somehow they keep mum about their little laptop. I don't understand. Do you read some of this? Yeah, sure. Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden,

appeared in an Arkansas court Monday for a hearing in a paternity case. An Arkansas woman who is a mother of one of his children alleged that Hunter Biden has ignored court orders requiring him to turn over records about his finances. She asked an Arkansas judge to hold him in contempt And sent him to jail Do you think it is all Is it possible that this woman has ever met him And it's all

Because it's all real like The whole crux of this seems to be That this oil company Or natural gas company in Ukraine Gave him a bunch of money To give to his daddy Right Is this an end run to do that

You know Like oh like and he doesn't know Who he's like had sex with or not You know he doesn't he can't keep track of where his dick it i mean it's right he he's he's constantly like he's scratching this bugs on his there's no bugs but he feels like there's bugs sure he's a crack addict and i feel bad for him but it's also you know i mean they're by the by the grace of uh of not knowing where to get crack go i uh the woman if i ever find a place to get crack

watch it's going down i do not have a lot of friends London Roberts. Fake name. It's spelled L-U-N-D-N. What? Who fucks a woman named London spelled like that? I mean, does she have a, like a, you know, vagina? Or ass.

Or any kind of hole? Either one. Any hole. It doesn't, you don't even, don't even, you know, I love the idea of this crackhead is trying to get off with some, whatever woman, but he's, wait, spell it with a you he literally was telling like reporters that he was like going through his carpet on the hands and knees trying to find crack nuggets or whatever not nuggets rocks little crack or pellets i mean they weren't even full rocks i mean he didn't say pellets but

basically he was implying like little bits of flakes yeah crack crystals he wasn't dropping full nuggets or i keep saying nuggets uh full rocks you know point is that guy doesn't know where his dick is. It doesn't care where do you go is in the name. Oh, yeah. The woman accused Biden of failing to provide discovery in the case saying that he is playing games with this court. I mean, this is, look.

What? I mean, look. I don't know what to make of this guy. If he's a, if he is a pedophile, he is the most. raisin pedophile i mean no i don't think i i would assume that if the uh allegations are true that it's not necessarily like little kids it might just be like an under like a literal like well sure you would think and like who know i mean i have and i never sought them out and never looked at

and it wasn't whatever but like i've seen people like posted on twitter like these pictures like this was hunter biden's laptop and it's like some like 10 year old girl and like fake street i mean it was they were closed but like you know fake strip around or something and like is that that can't be real right i mean he would be the most brazen pedophile known i mean known to history right yeah are you sure that wasn't just the poster for cuties or something it was like it was a cute it was a dark it looked like a dark version of cuties i mean i don't i can't control with a lot musk puts on twitter sure you know he's he's opened the floodgates of uh of uh of a fun i guess and uh point is

love to know what he's up to this this hunter guy do you imagine if he didn't do any of this can you imagine that you're coming off a crack addiction assuming he didn't do anything assuming he didn't get paid by barisma he's not sleeping with kids he's not you know whatever the laptop's got nothing but uh world old and you know bang and bang bus yeah you know good old fashion bang no never hurt anybody you can have bang bus legally you know sure Point is, imagine you, like, you beat crack and then this is your whole life now. Oh, yeah. I mean, but you, honestly, the thing that surprises me is just that like, once the laptop thing happens.

Yeah. And you get the media to kind of cover it up for you. Right. They did cover it up, right? They definitely did cover it up. There's something on the laptop. Right, yeah. All right.

You get it, you get a good cover up going on that. You would think you would do everything. in your power after that you would have a team just constantly like 24-7 surveillance where is he gonna get a team i'm kidding he's the president's son yeah he has secret do you this woman this shouldn't be happening well they should be making sure they should be like making sure i've all of this stuff is above board you think you think joe bide did you put the chastity belt on hunter little key i'll unlock your i'll unlock your your panty lock whatever you call it your chastity but i guess you whatever uh if you

when would you do it what would the stipulation be when would joe biden unlock his son's little uh virginity lock i'm just i don't know what you're saying like this shouldn't happen like he has sex than a woman no no but i know i know but like they should be they he should have like a team of lawyers that are going like okay we've got to release the financial right we can't like michael clayton guys just having her kills or that i don't think so but i don't think he should well i don't think it would be morally right no it's a very it's a very bizarre thing it doesn't i mean

it's been going on for years now yeah he has to be the devil if not this is the saddest thing in the world this is like this is like the guy from that movie the terminal which i didn't watch but they made him stay in an airport for 40 years or whatever the plot of it i don't know what happened or like rudy where he like but if he didn't get to play in that game at the end and just some schmucket in their name i mean like imagine it's got to be so surreal yeah i mean i i've had i've gone to bars occasionally when i'm too drunk and i've broken a few glasses and i've screamed at people like but i mean like imagine like

you know you get off your crack binge and it's just the half the nation hates you and the other half like you not really no one likes them He's not like a charming guy. He's kind of decent looking, right? He is kind of decent looking. You should, they should, let's put him in a movie.

Put him in Aquaman 3. Oh. Should we talk, no, should we talk about it? We'll end it on this real quick. Amber Hurd. This is a big deal.

Amber Hurd supposedly is in the new Aquaman movie. Why is this controversial? Well, there was some suspicion that some fan petitions we're going to effectively get her cut from the movie. That's not how Hollywood.

And have her, you know, roles reshot. I think that, like, at some point, you know, because this whole Johnny Depp Amber's, her thing, it started a long time ago at this point. Yeah, it's been years. And I think that these petitions were started sort of on the heels of that of Kevin Spacey being removed from that movie, all the money in the world.

Oh, the iconic film. Yeah, this is the citizen can of our time. Right. And I think they, like, thought, like, oh, you know, if they do it. You need to regret that, by the way? You need to look back a year later. Like, why did we waste all that money? No one cares.

No one cared either way about our dumb movie. Oh, yeah. No, they didn't get any credit for it. We spent, like, 50 million, like, we, like, putting Christopher Plummer into that fucking role. And, like, no one gave a shit. Yeah, nobody was like, there was no even, like, kind of good press around it being like, this was the right move on your part.

Everybody was just kind of like, well, that's weird. Yeah. It almost felt like people were like, you know, well, you're, why'd you hire a scumbag in the first place? Right, yeah. I mean, it is kind of like you already pay. I think they, I think Hollywood figured it out pretty quickly after that that it's like,

look, if you already paid the person, just use them. Yeah. It's like, just use the negative press around it. Sure. You know. Yeah. It's better than trying to get on like the good side of, I don't know. Whoever's demanding whatever.

Of, 100 Biden. Yeah, of 100 Biden. We already paid them. It's not, it sounds like something 100 Biden. would say about a hooker we're already paid her let's find anyway so Amber her I mean do these people not want to work anymore I guess not I think I mean I'm still rooting for her to have some kind of like crazy you know career comeback but in really weird roles I mean it does seem like she cut his finger off right but also he was not a good guy I don't know like he

seems didn't he got drunk and like and like try to kick her out of an airplane or something I don't pay that much attention yeah I mean I don't know yeah I didn't neither of us really paid that much I imagine I mean I imagine caring that much about your gender you know like I'm a man I'm a man and I got stand up for men it's like Johnny Depp is I mean he's not like he's not Keanu Reeves right you know he's not giving people like kind of reasons like a very charitable guy i think and a nice guy johnny depp wouldn't what do you think would happen if i if i try to fucking get you know ask johnny depp if he can give me some duff meat honestly i could see him kind of uh you know helping you

out you're yeah the hell of amber heard you're right he would he probably would be my friend all right all right i'm with you johnny um is this potential still active? Can we get, can we, can we, can we torpedoes, uh, this, this, this awkward dunts? She's gonna be in it, all right? It's happening. Aquaman too. I never saw the first Aquaman. It's not the career, it's not the post-Johnny Depp career trajectory I would want for her. I want her to like play weird. I want her to do weird roles. I want her to play like, um, like a, like a, I want her to like show up in like an Italian movie about a mime and she's the mime. Well, I thought you're going to say like a woman who's half a fish, but not a mermaid.

But she just has gills on her neck, and she's just, like, that's a poor, like, like, like, like, like, not even salt water, just like, like, like, what's that stuff you get in the, that, that, the sterilized water. Oh, she's always, like, she's always, like, the whole movie is her just, like, going to different CVS and buying jugs of sterilized water. Like, alcohol? No, what do they call that stuff? It's like, it's not sterilized, but something. distilled water just to pour distilled water on a nickel all the time and just bothering people

but I get, no, I guess the mime's also weird too. Anyway. Should we get her on the show? I would love to have her on the show. Amber, come on the show. Do you think she watches this? Do you think you hear me kind of shit on her before and now it's like

awkward maybe a little bit but we you know it i think we could sell this well i'll be the good good cop bad car you're six signatures away from losing your career you really should you know now don't don't thumb you nose at me that's my diplomacy anyway what did you think she would come how much do you think it would cost to get her to be the new uh to get her to be basically like a cump mascot what you have to tell me what that means I don't know, she'd just, like, kind of do... Like, are we going to have her, like, in a cage? No, no, no, no.

Mascots go in cages, you know. Mascots don't go in cages. Well, not, like, the ones who were, like, men inside of suits, but, like, you know, like, some schools have, like, you know, like a cat or a... Yeah, I'm thinking of her as a man in the suit. She comes on and everybody's got to do a shot or something. Yeah. That's not a mascot. She's like a hype girl or something.

The comp hype girl. She'll be to come shot girl. You go to those clubs where, like, those hot girl. girls go around and they try to sell you shots of Yeager and get lost but you can do that with us but we just she's feeding us a schnapps peach and pepperman schnapps i've never had schnapps no it's good yeah i bet all right any of that or i think so amber heard come on the pod thanks so much for tuning yeah amber stop being stuck up uh thanks so much for tuning in uh please look i should say it's before um an hour and a half goes by and everyone's

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