Kump - 151 - Sound of Barbie

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Ray and Lucie discuss Barbie Heimer, Hunter Biden's photo collage, North Korean defection, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to come. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Are you excited? We're back on YouTube.

We're back on. Apple iTunes and Spotify and everywhere this is we have a you know we were away for a while uh for our wedding now uh people who listen to our Patreon might you know say what you mean you've been back for a while we've been doing our patrons you know because we never miss patrons you can sign for our Patreon at patreon.com slash ray comp you get an extra episode every week for five bucks a month and in this case it's been for a bit an episode a week Well, whatever. So we, you know, we got married.

We're married. We have, you know, I can't recount all the stories now. Yeah. We don't have our rings yet. Well, we have rings, but then, you know, we got scared. Lucy's cousin scared me into never wearing an actual wedding ring. Because apparently it only takes, like, what, 10 pounds of force or something. If you fall on the ring to chop your finger off.

which that's what I was told so he wears like a jelly silicon ring uh something a flexible ring which I think suits me just fine I don't want to lose a finger um so I'll be doing that so you know wonder how often that happens you would think it would happen a lot people getting their fingers cut off uh but it probably happens all the time yeah you know men using their fingers inappropriately with ladies in the evening slipping in slipping in slips off they fall i mean just takes 10 20 pounds of pressure i got plenty of pressure i can't afford to lose a finger maybe that's why they use the gold rings because then if you you know if you do uh you chop your finger off accidentally then you're you're exposed as an adulterer okay but why would

that make you an adulterer well you just said like if oh i came up with the scenario sure uh yeah and look if the guy just fell and chopped his finger off that's too bad but uh looks like God wanted you to out, to docks you. That was God's way of doxing. He was the philanderer. But yeah, we have all sorts of stories about our photographer and famous people and all sorts of, you know, shenanigans that happened at the wedding. You can find us on a Patreon.

I don't usually build the Patreon early. I usually wait until the end of the podcast. And no one even knows it's there. They stop listening, you know, at the very end. You know, let me go see what Charles Barkley has to say about the NBA. And they forget about our Patreon. So anyway. But long story, we're happily married now.

So we can move on from that. We can move on. It's time to get a divorce. My lawyer has been very aggressive against you. Just preemptively. Yeah. Well, you went to all the lawyers so that I wouldn't be able to. Yeah, I figured I would go, you know,

I went the day after we got back for our little mini honeymoon. And just in case, just in case you tried to. I was smart me I'm a don't forget I'm a chess player I play chess and I'm a strategy I'm a tactician I'm a man of the people I'm the salt of the earth so there's that uh I don't really want to talk about the wedding anymore what do you want to know what do they want to know what would just be one little nugget that came out one little nugget from the wedding is there something a little nugget well I don't know uh are or are Our first dance was to Smashing Pumpkins Tonight Tonight.

That's a little fact. That's our song now. Yes, our song now. That came up in the playlist the other day. I was listening to music and I was like, I honestly, I can't even listen to the song. What do you mean? Because I feel like I want to listen to it, you know.

You start crying? I just get so depressed. What do I do? Why? Oh, God. I'm a dead man. No, because I'm like, this is our wedding. their special song like i can't just be listening to it casually i mean okay i don't know i don't know

you don't want to sell you'll you'll only be like watching a man wipe you know in the streets of new york taking a shit on madison avenue well well well well well our wedding song plays in your ears we'll get used to it exactly i i'm gonna i i've sent actually um to border patrol all the cops I've sent them petitions to start using that song I think it would be nice so like you know anytime like there's a police like you know operation

they play that song and they start shooting people you know whatever whatever they do but they start playing tonight tonight you know you got to run yeah put your gas mask on yeah it's like a signal yeah it's like a signal

whatever um moving on it's even bigger than our wedding bigger than our wedding it's almost a month after a bigger event in our wedding do you know what i'm talking about i don't i'm talking about barbie heimer is that what is that how the portminto works barbie heimer barbie heimer barbie heimer not barbie hymen no barbheimer i don't think she has one no uh because she's plastic does she have i was going to say doesn't have nipples either but does she maybe robbie has nipples yeah she does and

because she's a she's i was gonna say she's because she's a woman but that whatever i mean that we are of youtube now sorry youtube uh but yeah barbie hymer is a new event of 2013 is that the year we were living in 2023 20 i honestly i was i meant to you were actually 10 off yeah so wow uh anyway what are you feeding me like like fucking was that stuff they feed people arsenic you poisoning me are you feeding me broken glass in my food little bits at a time yeah yeah we're in odds uh so barbie heimer it's a so what what is this explain barbie heimer to me barbie heimer is an internet meme that's i guess i guess what it is I thought that they wanted a movie mashup of the two movies but I guess they're just

they were just promoting it as a double feature like go to see Barbie and then go to see Oppenheimer right after the studios right is it the studio doing it um I thought it was like an internet thing no no it's the it's the public right as far as we know the public loves to do this by the way they didn't they have a thing with suits with the minions movie where like young men would wear we wear suits like 20 year old men would show up to minions in a suit And then yellowed women, probably, I'm assuming. I don't know. I mean, I have no problem with men, but I just don't know who wears a suit or a minion.

Like, who is this for? Is this what frat hazing has become? Because too many young men would, you know, give us alcohol poisoning in the basement of an old frat house. And so now, they will just show up to the minions and a suit, whatever. None of this matters. The frats are depressed. They're all just, they're all just. i don't know go see barbie hymer and then we can drink together we've just seen too many kids choke

on their own vomit at this point they're really riding us about the whole uh kids dying thing so uh i don't know ninja turtles something we don't care no it's um but yeah it's a it's a new thing they're doing um yeah i mean i i said it was like an organic thing but honestly i guess it could just be the studios pumping out memes is this the barbie heimer oracle thing um Why is, what is Barbie Heimer, a vital trend that is taking the internet by storm? Take a look at this. What we got? With Greta Gerwig's Barbie and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer all set to release on July 21st,

the cinematic world just witnessed a new trend, Barbieheimer. It's not trend, it's a thing. It's not, yeah, I just don't see how it's, it's not real. This refers to nothing, right? Yeah, first of all, look, it's not real. It's something that, like, it's probably being paid for it. for by studios and we're part of the problem me and you publicness out to the public yeah um and also it's not a trend see a trend is something you do like we're gonna keep doing this are we gonna

keep barbie hemoring now people even know what i'm talking about barbie is the movie about barbie that's clear it off yeah oppenheimer is the christopher no one film uh which is about with j r openheimer or j robert j robert robert harperheimer right robert robert What's his name? Yeah, right, yes. The guy who invented the atomic bomb, I guess, if you want to put it that way. Right.

The head scientist is the Manhattan Project. Am I correct here? Yes. Yes, the man who famously loves the Bagadavida. Is that how you say it? The Badav Vigida. Yeah. He likes the quoting Shiva.

I've become death, destroyer of worlds. It's Shiva who says that, right? I believe so. I mean, it was done much better in Michael Clayton. you're thinking to Michael Clayton I am she for the god of death right oh yeah that's that's a different movie

this is Oppenheimer Michael Clayton's also based on a true story but that guy just invented like a new toilet after like Michael Clayton ended up don't get me bogged out of that the point is this guy invented the Adam bomb and then he did a little

quote and everyone oh he's so deep let's go let's go make a movie about him oh you were Gratz bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki. He didn't shut it down, though. He did nothing to stop it. That's the funniest thing about that anecdote is because, like, you have to just imagine

him going like, I have become death, destroyer of worlds. What's for dinner? You birthday, me, lo! You want to see me become destroyer of worlds? What are you going to do? What is your name, Kitty Oppenheimer's wife, played by Emily Blunt? Yes. Emily Blunt plays Kitty Oppenheimer.

who is burning the meatloaf and enduring the rats of Robert J. Oppenheimer. Yeah. Imagine that. Imagine the man who made the Adam bomb. Like, every time you like, you know, he likes deviled eggs. You make deviled eggs, but they're a little, you know, sometimes you make a deviled egg, and it's not quite great. You know, the yolk doesn't really stand up, like, you know, fluffy.

It's kind of sickly looking. You hand this man, devil's eggs, his favorite food, I assume. He's just like, what is this? You know, I've split the atom, you cut! And he's throwing things out of her. Yeah. That's the movie, I hope. Not because I like that.

It's just because let's show up men for all the warts they have. You don't exist. What do you? You think Oppenheimer flew into a rage if his devil eggs weren't purpose? I mean, what kind of? A man drops a bomb on a country, that big. I mean, it's one thing to drop a bomb, but the bomb that big?

What do you think they were going to use it for? Toot paste? Making tooth paste? No, it's a bomb. He's destroying me. Yeah, I've become destroyer of world. No, just countries. Just nation states.

Not that far off. Anyway. Yeah, you think he lets it slide? When the devil eggs aren't great? He just eats these mushy deviled eggs and says nothing to Kitty Oppenheimer. Well, I think if you, you know, dragged your family to, what was it called, Los Alamos?

Yes. Is that the way it was? Like, you drag them there. And, you know, you're working on something super secret all the time. Maybe you let the devil egg thing go. They're probably homesick. You probably, you're all right. You're saying what should happen.

I'm saying what would happen. I'm saying that man, I spend, I spend 20 hours a day in a, in a centrifuge. Do you even know what that is? You're like, no, you don't, you won't tell me anything. He's such munching the deviled eggs in her mouth. I knew you wouldn't know. I have become sheep of the god of death.

Eat the eggs, shoving deviled eggs in her mouth like six of the time. Yeah. Oh, God, that would be awful. Right? Yeah. That's worse than, like, waterboarding. I'd rather. be watermarked.

If Mapp and I ever did that, that's one of the worst. Yeah, if he did that, that's actually worse than dropping the bomb. Yeah. Do you think he like

was on the plane to drop the bomb? I don't think so. I remember, I did a report in high school about this. I'm pretty sure he wasn't. But I just picture him

just hanging out with the, with the air force, with the binoculars, like, look what I did. What was it? Was it the, the Anola Gay? The Anola Gay.

Um, yeah, I mean, honestly, he was on the Indola Gay, but I guess he could have. I think that was bait, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I believe it was named after the, was it Colonel Tibets flying the plane, maybe? I believe it was. And I think it was named after his mom. So, yeah, but, because gay means happy in, like, pre, in that error, right? Mm-hmm. You know, you, you, you know, you, you, I just assumed that a Noah gay was some combination of words, it didn't mean either thing. No, I think it was based on his mom. Oh.

She, I think her last name was. gay that's pretty gay nice so do you mean do you think I would have a try to get on the plane um he tried to I don't know if he wanted to be on the plane I bet I mean that's cowardly then I would love to see this movie for real do you think first of all do you think you think Christopher no one's happy about Barbieheimer well he said that he's well there's a quote from him oh there is okay um let's go to this many members of the teams involved with Barbie and Oppenheimer have weighed in on the discourse about Barbieheimer

Nolan said he finds the obsession quote terrific he's like yeah terrific it's fantastic my last movie was released during a pandemic about going like about bullets going back in time and no one no one thought it was clever and now I got now I'm making a movie about the worst person

in history next to Hitler might be worse. I mean, Hitler killed more people, I guess. Yeah. But not as, not as spectacular. Well, what about Stalin? No, I might take that back. I mean, I would never use the word spectacular for Hitler's crime.

But you know, you know, you know, but like, you know, but like, there was a big boom. Yeah. In the atomic bomb. Right. I mean, but there's other things that happen to. The Hitler, you know. Yeah, there was. There was a, there was some booms in the Blitz.

That's true. Well, yeah, I mean, collectively, a lot of bombs. What about Stalin? Do you think that... The Flash was a real bomb, by the way. Was the... Was the Oppenheimer created a bigger bomb than 2023's The Flash? With Ezra Miller.

Is that supposed to be bad? Oh, it's supposed to be atrocious. There's all sorts of strange cameos in it. Nicholas Cage, but the cameo with Superman from the failed movie, that never got made. Also, he shoved the flesh, shoves a baby into a microwave to save it. Anyway, we're not here to talk about the flesh,

we're talking about Barbieheimer. So what is, no one's just sitting there going, like, this is great, this is terrific. I don't care. I'm just sad he's Ludger's dead. Though it's common for film studios to release films from different genres on the same weekend, the stark differences between the serious intense film

about a man who oversaw the development of an atomic bomb and a lighthearted, candy-colored world of a childhood doll quickly became an internet phenomenon. But how? It hasn't described the phenomenon. People are just, look, people are just so sick of, like, going on Twitter and having to fight about gender or cuckleds.

It's become very big on Twitter that I've witnessed. There's also a celebrity cuckolding going on. um what else what else is popular um you don't on twitter um just just just mean spiritedness just women saying why women shouldn't be able to vote um it's now they're paying people apparently these people who like tweet all the time they have a lot of followers they're getting these like they don't post these like i got 10 grand i got 20 grand for you know for being a content creator on twitter so now everyone's just incentivized to be even worse right there's just just purely grift I'm just sitting there going like you know what if I was a donkey would

you kill me or whatever my tweets are nonsense silly nonsense um but bar so I'm not surprised that people are just kind of um chombing at the bit to have a new they want to get the internet back the internet used to be this fun thing where like you know um you could you could like you know the Arab Spring, right? Whatever. A lighthearted fun of the Arab Spring. Yeah. Or like Rick Rolls.

Rick Rolls were fun, right? Back in the day. You don't remember Rick Rolls? Oh, yeah. Rick Rolls were great. Yeah. That's what the internet used to be. A bunch of Rick Rolls and like, you know,

the bang bus. You know, whatever. Now it's all sorts of, you know, so people are just, they want to get that back. they want to get that feeling back it's kind of like uh like maga but for culture does that make sense sure it's nostalgia i've been hi barbie hymer's the new maga um anyway was there any more to this um i mean i don't think i don't think it's are they both warner brothers oh maybe is that is this are we just playing into it now

what's this what's this say uh silly and movie silly and murphy I think it's Killian Murphy. Oh, Killian Murphy. I don't know these Irish names. Killian Murphy who plays Julius Robert Oppenheimer is in favor of a double movie idea. Quote, I can't wait to see Barbie. I love Margo Robbie.

I love Ryan Goss. Like, we really are just reading PR. Yeah. Please release my children from the dungeon you have them in. I think it would be more interesting to have a team up of like Barbie with, the sound of freedom. That would be great. Which is that Jim, Jim Casabille movie?

The Sound of Barbie. The sound of Barb. Yeah, why isn't that a mash-up? That's a better match. Barbie trying to stem the tide of child trafficking. Barbie comes to the real world with Ken and then they go down to, where do they go? The streets of Columbia? Like to stop this, to meet with Q?

Oh, man. They're all being hell. in a Barbie dream house oh my god yes and then um i don't you're doing more about Barbies what what is unique about Barbie articulation oh i mean uh you know the the the stiffness of the limbs yeah there's got be something lighthearted there that like offsets the horror the crazy disproportionate body yeah just uh Barbie gets trapped into a into a and you tate situation yeah technically she agreed but you know she felt a certain way about it um yeah i think bar was the barbie what did you say before the barbie of freedom the sound of freedom also works sound of barby

sound of barby that should be the new mashup sound of barby and it's just like you know it's just jim kazaville just yelling at barby i can't take it look i'm we're going to see we were going to see that movie on sunday you modern women let this happen With your promiscuity. No, I don't know. It does seem like an interesting movie. I'm not thinking shots of the movie per se. It does seem, whatever.

We were going to go see it on Sunday. And then the last minute I said, let's go see Mission Impossible instead. Because it seemed more fun. And it probably was. I mean, No, but you don't go to the sound of Barbie for fun. Yeah.

You go to sound of Barbie to, you know, learn about, look, I'm not going to get, because who knows, you can't actually know anything. anymore people go you know this is a movie that's exposing this whole thing whatever whether the movie or not is accurate or the guy it betrays is accurate there was a problem with that the kids you disagree with it with the kids being uh kidnapped well in general just being abused in general of course yeah right so that's a big problem so let's even if it is a made-up

story whatever yeah look if they are if it if it is is somehow funded by the real traffickers. That would be crazy. I don't know. People will say that, but I don't know if that's true. Yeah, yeah. That's like something that, like, if there was a kind of cabal of these guys, wouldn't they just say, wouldn't they would say that.

That's true. Yeah. I can't, like, I'm going to air on the side. And look, this might be like, you know, how fascism starts. I don't know. But I'm going to air on the side of not being about it. I mean, it's just, it seems safer morally. Yeah.

And just ethically. Most likely, if anything, it's like the cynical take is that it's like a, it's sort of exaggerated. Yeah, but Jim Catsbyel doesn't help. How much this guy did on his own, but it's like, but maybe he did save some kids. I just don't think he's like, you know, I don't think the real guy cried is like momentously is this guy. He seems to cry a lot in this movie with single tears, which had a clip. But if I get sued. So anyway, sound of Barbie.

Coming soon to a theater new you. I can't wait. What's your favorite Barbie? I mean, God, I don't really think I had like a lot of Barbies. I mean, there was one that was like a Cinderella that I think I liked. Oh, really? Like a Cinderella Barbie. Is that how you see yourself with Cinderella?

Cinderella apartment. I'm like, I'm Cinderella's. You better be over six foot. Because I ain't playing. Cinderella Barbie, now that I look back on it, it does seem like kind of like a redundant. A hat and the hat. Yeah. Why not have like a, I mean, they had like Pocahontas Barbies, right?

Yeah, I think they had a bunch of Disney Barbies. Yeah, probably, I probably wouldn't fly these days. You know, um, so you don't have, that's your final answer, Cinderella Barbie. Yeah, I mean, I can't really think of any. I didn't have like a huge array of Barbies or anything. I had a 12-inch robo cop. which was great and he would you hit the button on the chest and he would say don't do drugs and like he had like a holster gun thing that's that's cool it was pretty great i love robocop

um sometimes i would have let uh make or let whatever you wanted to internalize the Barbie have sex with GI Joe make or let yeah what I mean let how do you let Barbie do that depending on what you're projecting onto it I guess oh in my mind it was letting you were making them i think you're trying to say is that like that Barbie was into it right yeah in your mind but you were still making it happen right right yeah yeah i have that kind of unilateral power over sure you you create consent yeah through your own by decree the consent by decree according to lucy uh that's cute yeah weird i don't know i mean i did i ever have my action figures ever have sex probably probably I had a rogue from X-Men

action figure and she was kind of well proportioned like this very curvy yeah so I'm sure she can gambit I did little smooches mm-hmm gambit the Frenchman who throws playing cards of people do you know what you're just saying no no I do all right well they were they dated in the cartoon I know about G. I know about G. This is that this is X-Men you just don't be a pick me you're being a pick me stop it to be honest the only reason I lied about it was because I well explain to who Gambit is no no more look I was trying to escape it but he's a French or Cajun to be accurate mutant who's who has a power of kinetic kinetic energy and he carries he has a staff those are carries around

playing cards, which he charges with his kinetic energy powers and throws a people. You know how people can throw the cards and do a hat? Well, imagine me able to do that, but also they're like lasers. That's cool. Yeah, I mean, I guess this is really degrading. I feel like I may have talked about this before, but I also made little Hot Wheels cars kiss each other. All you do is talk about that. You want, you should, I mean, you're trying to create a whole new thing.

like furries are out hot wheel dating is in hot wheel sex uh there's that so uh which we're we're seeing opatimer on thursday right yeah so that should be fun and barbie i guess we'll see next week yeah or we can add i don't yeah i don't know i mean is that is greta gurrig's made this film yeah people are accusing greta girl rig of like losing her credibility uh as an indies Did you see little women? It was horrendous. Lady Bird was like a cute movie, but was that even like an indie film?

Yeah, but it was not, it was. Not really. Technically, it was. Yeah, it was a small film. I don't know if it was an indie film. But at the same time, it's like, the husband's Noah Bombach. Yeah, your husband's Noah Bombach.

Stop it. Yeah. You're not, you're not putting this on like a gas station credit card. Right. Stop it, Greta, Girlwig. I've seen you. wine and cheese just stop it remember we read that thing she was we went to see ladybird was a was a wGA screening that you got me into and it was just what yeah you just caused

chaos we just well they were giving free wine and cheese away and like this is when we were broke yeah like you know like now I'm not saying we're not broke them we're not like I'm just saying now I think we do it a little better where like if someone offered a bunch of wine and cheese I wouldn't be like let's get our fill yeah we could make we could get two meals out of this we'll just get really drunk and embarrass ourselves or me mostly um i think i might have like i didn't knock into i mean i might i bumped into her instead of sorry and i was a bump i was kind of drunk and i was trying to get the cheese for you i was like you know because you wanted more cheese and like i didn't and like i didn't and like i didn't

care but like when someone if my girl wants cheese i'm going to get her cheese so i don't care if you're like you're in my way i'm gonna say hey excuse me and you're not gonna listen i'm gonna say oh excuse me i don't know maybe accidentally bump in whatever yeah yeah someone's fall i don't remember anyway but i like that lady but it wasn't that bad it's a cute film but the little women was terrible a terrible movie and then this is the kind of movie where it's like okay look if you want to call it or losing your credibility that's fine but also like this is probably a job that you don't really turn down most directors like you know you know What, Louisa Bay Alcott movies?

No, no, Barbie. Well, no, I think, look, you think Kubrick would have done it? Well, we're not talking about Kubrick. All right. Well, do you see Christopher Nolan doing, like, a Ninja Turtle movie? I'm talking, I said most directors. Well, I mean, I look, no, but we're talking about the directors no one's ever heard of, right? Who direct, like, the random films, you know, whatever.

Like, who directed Ant Man and the Wasp? You don't even know, right? Right. Because it's not Kubrick or Nolan or, like, you know. licorice pizza guy yeah pithy anderson um right so granite gerber like i think fancies yourself

part of that you know intelligency of directors i mean i don't know she's done two movies like well this is a third yeah drino but and look what if it is like and i'm not trying to be too down on it or too positive about it but it's like what if it was really good and it was really

well received you know that that can like uh create a lot of opportunity you know no famous Scorsesey did um who framed roger rabbit if he did i would say good job that's a great movie i was thinking i should have said the pop-by movie that robert elton did no it is great that you know it's amazing that robert altman's career took off so so much after pop-eye but didn't um but yeah no good for great a girl rig i mean she didn't she's not selling out because she already she's doesn't let's sell out yeah you're not that's not that's not that's

that good and also she was never a director who made these like really alienating films like it's like she's not she's not ladybird wasn't like alienating it was like a cute indie film she's not able for her she's not making bad lieutenant right yeah exactly you know like my kytel impression strange movie i brought that movie up in a weird way once I don't even want to get a dinner party and people were perturred by me right oh bad lieutenant yeah yeah you you not a dinner part that's be clear not a dinner party a girls get together was it girls get together a hundred percent girls well and me and you I wasn't just I mean I was there as part of it yeah I mean well yeah I mean you kind of

dropped by you weren't there I don't know why but you weren't there for the whole thing I think I laughed in shame yeah Because I brought up the scene, and I'm going to do graphic with it, but the scene where he pulls over the two girls and things go awry. And I was like, I brought up for a reason. I think to, like, demonstrate that you, that shouldn't happen.

Just to be clear, for anyone who might not be picking up on your subtlety, like, the show me how you suck a guy's cock scene. Right. Yes. The scene that's, like, you know, near assault, kind of. Sure, but I wasn't saying. like this should happen to women. I just happened to bring it up in a dinner party.

No, it's like, the crazy thing about it was that like, you brought up the movie. Yeah. Nobody, except for me, nobody there had seen the movie. Right. And like, and it was like, and it was a bunch of, you know. It was falling on deaf ears. It was a bunch of girls.

It was falling on deaf ears. And you were like, well, there's this one scene that's really great. I don't think I said it that one. And they were like, oh, okay. But nobody was begging to watch it. And you were, just like i'm gonna show it to you well the tv was in the living room to be fair and i just i think i just put it on youtube and uh i immediately regretted you i'm like this might not

have been been the move i was just trying to be i was just trying to be a good host they're like why is this happening why are we being shown this this this graphic abuse well look i i don't i'm not i'm not uh ostrich all right so i don't put my head in the sands like some people okay all right leave it that um anyway it was amazing it was a fun night oh yeah did we play like shoots and ladders after that or something we played a game or i forget what yeah uh what else is going so all right moving on from our barbie hymer and all that stuff uh there is a situation with the what do you call the irs i guess There are whistleblowers.

Are these self-reclaimed whistleblowers? Like, what are they whistleblowing? They're whistleblowing. I think they're saying that an investigation into Hunter Biden and his, you know, liaisons. Who are these guys? Mr. Shapley? That it was squashed.

Okay, these are two IRS agents? Yeah. These guys look a little. These guys, I've got to be honest to me. I'm looking at these guys at the first time. They look a little odds for IRS. It's not what I picture with them to get. by arrest Asians.

They look like, they look like two thugs. They look like two like, like KGB agents. I don't know. I mean, and I'm not trying to, I guess,

it's not a reference to the, you know, accusations against Trump for six years or whatever. I'm just saying they look like Boris and Boris. Don't, the right on the right. Doesn't he look like he's like,

the guy the guy in the left definitely looks like a KGB guy. He looks like, God. Oh, man. What? The guy in the right looks like a porno actor. He does. He probably is.

Anyone verify they work for the IRS? You know what? That's a good point. They probably should. So apparently they're having hearings because his headlines is the second IRS whistleblower goes public at House Oversight hearing about Hunter Biden probe. So apparently Hunter Biden, who is a real scamp, I guess. Oh, naughty boy.

He's a wild child. wild child um he apparently i guess the latest development with i mean is he he's got to be the worst son in the history of politics right he might be the worst son in the history of sons yeah i mean has any son done more to undermine his father uh than hilder biden now i i can always already see the retorts i can see people like cat turd uh being like well he's actually made his father rich because that's the accusation, right? That he just gets all the money and gives, Daddy wants a taste. Wasn't that quote?

That was a quote from him. I think Daddy needs his taste or something. That's not, it's something, something like that. Not in reference the IRS. But the point is, but yeah, he's just, I mean, who is the second most embarrassing son in history? Like, John, John. Oh, yeah, well, we were talking about some of the Patreon.

On the Comptop episode, we were talking about RFK Jr. And I, look, I did make the point that John John, I felt was a little garrish when he saluted his father's corpse as he, you know, John F. Kennedy Jr. I thought, you know, someone should have took him. Jackie really should have been like, no, you don't salute. You're not a soldier. You don't salute. It's not, I mean, it's cute, but we're, you know, some institutions are too important

to be cute about. And I feel strongly about that. So I think John Kennedy Jr., who, you know, who were speculating whether he was friends with RFK Jr. The political candidate. Anyway. So, yeah, number two, worst son is John John. But yeah, so let's go back to this.

So there's a probe. Now, something fun happened in this event. So I guess the whole idea is that Hunter Biden supposedly was supposed to be under investigation. not just for this laptop, but because of other not paying taxes, I guess. And they were, they were saying they were told, you read this article, right? They were saying they were told that not to investigate them, which, look, look, to be fair. And specifically that, like, the, because it was the president's son. I mean, that probably, you know, you don't want to play the game of, like, get, you know,

oh, like, every president's kid, but, like, come on. Of all the things that, like, presidents do with, they're corrupt. Like, this would be the least offensive thing ever. It's like, yeah, we told him that to invest. I mean, what is he being accused of? Like, not filing his hooker claims? I think that's part of it. I think he's being accused of not, like, reporting that he paid a hooker.

He actually overpaid because he could technically deduct the blowjob. Let's see. What's this article? Why does it text? So little. The House Oversight Committee. Commitity. The House Oversight Committee.

committee heard Wednesday from two IRS whistleblowers, whose claims that the Justice Department politicized the Hunter Biden criminal probe have ignited a firestorm among Republicans. One of the two whistleblowers identified himself publicly for the first time at the hearing, Joseph Ziegler, a 13-year IRS special agent with the criminal investigation division. In his testimony, Ziegler said he witnessed federal prosecutors deviating from normal procedures and echoed fellow whistleblower Gary Shapley's claims that IRS investigators recommended charging Hunter Biden with far more serious crimes than what the president's son has agreed to plead guilty to oh so he pled guilty I forgot he pled guilty so the IRS

investigators were all right but like I mean who the hell goes after the president's son this hard right like I'm not saying they shouldn't I'm not saying these guys are wrong to whistleblow but it doesn't seem like that big a rebel I mean but I guess it's how you get people is how you get Al Capone and how you get Biden is like well you should have reported the hooker right um I mean there's things that I mean there's a lot of things that are bandied about about this laptop that seemed way worse than not filing for a hooker let's do a 1099 Z or whatever the fuck um let's see where we're no is this also have the thing the main point that oh uh

That's the other article. Okay. We're going to skip because so this is all a big hearing they're having. And then I guess they're asking a bunch of boring questions. And then, no, is this one blurred? It is. Okay. Yeah.

So Marjorie Taylor Green, who is, uh, she knows how to put it on a show. I mean, you know, you can disagree with her politically, but like, you know, she seems to be, we, be, you and me can learn anything too from Marjorie Taylor Green. think do you disagree um yeah I mean she even she looks normal here I mean looks normal I feel like a lot of the time when I see her like in the news yeah she looks like some kind of exotic bird oh well you know there's a compliment I think yeah is prostitution it's a violation of the main act oh is true we go back

the beginning but you queue up to a certain point I cute it up to a certain point okay let me just move on just one more one more so basically this is like you know hey so you Biden did we didn't file a 1099 x QZ for him and then she comes back with so when her when hunter Biden paid for this woman to are these blurred these aren't blurred no they're blacked out that's why is everyone else blurring them I don't think we could show these can we I'm pretty sure they're blacked out well everyone else is blurring them whatever do this with him to travel across state lines from California to Washington DC on June 15th this is a violation of the man act this was

prostitution let me continue did Hunter Biden also use his company a Wasco PC to pay prostitutes you hold on one second so she's just showing he's you know uh you can show more chairman yeah yeah we'll will we'll give you this additional time back they definitely give them the time back they want to see this yeah he's like what is she doing i don't know lady these guys looking like i don't know lady uh she's like why she showed me blowshot pictures i don't understand shapely help me out here So regarding Mann Act violations, what we can do is given by the statute, we can turn those over to the House Ways and Means Committee, and then they can decide to vote to turn them over to you. Regarding Mann Act.

Thank you, Mr. Ziegler. So talking about Hunter Biden using his company, a Wasco PC, to pay prostitutes, this is also a suspicious activity report showing that victim won, the woman that, the woman that, was paid for prostitution that traveled from California to is that we are prostitutes considered victims I I think that's do Republicans usually consider prostitutes victims no I think they usually consider them criminals right like yeah I don't know if that's like this is there's context of that or hypocrisy doesn't exist anymore so whatever it's fine there's no such thing literally is a excerpt from a SARS report that we've read

in the Treasury and I think you you all have looked at these two, showing that victim one was supposedly an employee of Owasco. But I would like to point out, this is not really what most paralegals do. She's a star. Ray, comment. Well, you see, I didn't take that class on the Man Act. She really is a star. I mean, is there anyone better than Marjor Taylor Green?

I mean, this has got to be better than the Barbie movie, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, this kind of is what we were, I mean, this basically is sound of Barbie. Yeah. Why is Ken have no cock? I mean, what do you, what's your takeaway from all? I mean, do you think we should, can we just sacrifice Hunter Biden finally? Cut them loose, Joe.

Cut your son loose. I don't care if Beau died in a dirt pit, whatever they call it. What they call those things? Oh, yeah, a burn pit. I don't care if your son died in a burn pit or die. You have to cut this boy loose. If my son ever, if I was a president, I'm not saying this is like, you know,

this is the equivalent of invading Iraq, or whatever Trump did, or whatever, or the drone strikes that Obama did, right? I'm not going to concede the, yes, Joe, I don't know. I mean, maybe he was a corrupt crime family in the Biden, maybe it's just a near-the-well boy. But if my son ever, like, embarrassed me like this,

I would, I would just, I would, I wouldn't let him use my name. You know, the whole thing was, like, he has a daughter, apparently, you know, Hunter, that he doesn't acknowledge. And Joe Biden will acknowledge his granddaughter. And I don't know what that means. I mean, I don't think he's showing up to the random woman's house who got impregnated by Hunter Biden

and just coming over for tea and not acknowledging the girl. But I guess there's legal ways you can acknowledge. It would be funny if he actually showed up for dinner and just kept calling her like not calling her Biden. You're not my granddaughter. This bun cake's terrific, but you're not my granddaughter. Anyway. But I would just cut them loose at this point. He's just too, I mean, people talk about Billy Carter.

Oh, right. Because he had that Billy beer, which is like a beer. He was a drunk. drunk or is a neighbor well yeah he's a big drunk right I don't know I mean that seems slanderous but you know he he's embarrassing and there's Roger Clinton

you know I guess he was like kind of a embarrassment for a while Hunter Biden is this is just like you have people showing you know sex tapes yeah I mean how if you were Joe Biden how would you make it clear to the American people that you'd announce your son

I mean I would just I would come if I was Joe biden i would come out and i would say something to the effect of well hello um where am i um so you know the peach pits uh really they used to be i used to love peaches as a boy um anyway i'm here to honor um martin luther king oh we know um something like that yeah something to that effect I mean, it's good that you're being realistic about his limitations. I don't think, I'm not expecting, you know, like the, the, the, the, the, the emancipation proclamation out of this guy anymore. The guy's admittedly very old.

He's probably too old. What is he, like 80? With 90. Is he almost 90? Uh, he's like, uh, 76. No, look up, look, look up Joe Biden's age. I think it's like 102. This guy's got to be old.

80 or he's 80 okay he's look some people in your 80s can make hit films um like like Sean Connery right he was making movies was not not 80 who's the Google this most successful how old Clint Eastwood um oldest successful actor okay I don't know who that's a nonsense that's showing you some silent film racist actor Clint Eastwood is 93 he's 93 and he's still making bad movies like he's only unforgiven but they're still movies you can still watch them and he like how long ago was the richard jewel movie like five years ago yeah so he was like 87 making the rich that movie was we didn't keep watching because it wasn't very good i mean unforgiven's a great movie oh yeah you know the other ones i'm not so sure

i mean he made that movie the mule right like last year or something he made a bunch he makes a bunch movies he's making he's making movies he's got probably macho he's got the mule american sniper you know this guy's oldest shit grantorino million dollar baby i mean the last good movie was unforgiven right wow i kind of enjoyed grant terino when it came out wow so he was like in his 70s when he did the bridges of madison county yeah and him and meryl street just olding it up yeah i can't say marl Streep greasing each other you grease me up i'll grease you up disgusting just filthy that's that's worse anything under biden's into

um no but i i i just don't understand it is sickening there is no ethics left in politics right like everyone's a shill so how are you letting your son drag you down like At a certain point, you're letting your son ruin the country from your perspective. I mean, you know, I mean, honestly, Republicans probably love Hunter Biden. He's just, you know, this is great. We got content. It's like, oh, you know, money for war or whatever.

This guy's getting a blowjum. Look at it. Did you, did you pay her Medicaid or whatever? You pay into fight her for this hooker, hooker? They've probably got like operatives partying with them. Like, just do a little, one more line. Yeah. Now make sure that you pay this woman for a hand job and then don't,

and don't give her a cobra benefits. I mean, so hilarious that's to bring them down. Technically, you're supposed to pay her, give her a cobra. Yeah, if you're not familiar, cobras that thing were, what's this stand for? If you lose your job, they offer you, like, it's kind of an insult, usually. Because they'll be like, well, you're fired. laid off but uh the plus side you can pay us seven hundred dollars a month to keep your health insurance with your no money and it's kind of a but that's called cobra i think it stands for

like um your life sucks i'm not sure the acronym works but like your life sucks now anyway moving on what else do we uh there's another i mean did you have anything You want to add about Hunter Biden? Do you think he's cute? I don't. I mean, look, he's not unattractive. I mean, he's kind of like, you know, he's got a beat-up look about him. Sure.

He's a drug addict, but. Well, I mean, yeah, he is. I think he admits that. I think, I think when you admit to, like, sucking, you know, for digging for meth in a, or crack rocks in a carpet on national TV. Yeah, we can call him a drug addict. Yeah. Sure.

So, there's another. Another crazy story. The U. All right, so here, what we got here. The U.S. scrambles to determine fate of soldier Travis King who fled to North Korea. So this is what we got here.

What's this? What are they telling us? U.S. officials scrambled on Wednesday to determine the fate of an American soldier who made an unauthorized crossing into North Korea, handing Washington a new crisis in its dealings with a nuclear armed state. Snore.

Why is every article written so, like, just boring? This guy is this U.S. Army soldier. He's accused of, I don't know, assault. What kind of assault? I don't know. Maybe, maybe hit some, maybe attack BTS. Those those K-pop guys, right? Maybe he just pulled a big machine gun out in the middle of a BTS concert.

It says, I can do this because I'm in the goddamn army. He said, I don't give a damn. I love this band. I'm gonna pull out this mess machine gun and no one can stop me because I'm a U.S. soldier. Just really rubbing it in. I have no idea if this happened. Probably didn't.

But maybe that. Or maybe he just hit a woman. Somewhere in the middle. So you think this would be a case? This would be a good case for Jag. I don't think he was in the Navy. But yeah, I guess. Other than that.

All right, that's just the Navy. Right. I love how you think Jag just goes around to like the, you know, like the Delta Force. going, I'm going to, I'm going to put you in jail and they shoot him. The guy, that guy who like stabbed the Iraqi prisoner or whatever. There should be the Jack special when they go up to Eddie Gallagher. Wait, who is that a Gallagher?

He's the Navy SEAL guy who was like the commander who like stabbed the guy who was like on the hospital bed. Oh, shit. Remember and he was a whole trial about him? Yeah. Anyway. We should give him on the podcast. Yeah.

Regardless of what he did, he, he was. was facing yeah i think he went to a south korean jail he was facing more military you know he let him out maybe but either way he was facing military uh you know repercussions a tribunal if you will and he said nah he bounced he like dodged and weaved away from his security um with guards he went to tour the dmz and i guess during the tour he just jumped across into the dmz and started running which i didn't think you could do i thought they would shoot you if you did this uh i've always wanted to i mean the only reason i didn't go north korea years ago was because i just thought they would shoot me i'm down i'm being you know

told that i can just i can just run there i think we would do pretty well in nor career yeah i think so too i mean i mean would they let us in i mean is this guy being like is they are they letting him in or they are they accepting him in north career i'm not sure i mean i think they do accept defectors but uh i would love to i mean i mean i shouldn't say that yet until we're there but you know that could be a lot fun i would i mean i don't have any secrets to give them but we could help i feel like we need to yeah we need to give them something we need to our podcasting abilities yeah maybe maybe we pitched them a podcast yeah again what but i mean imagine our we're sitting there with the nor koreans kim john un right that's the right one right one

Kim Jong-un, yeah. Yes, that's the current son of the, whatever, the supreme leader. Of Kim Jong-il, the deer leader. Wait, no, yeah, Kim Jong-un is the deer leader, right? I don't, I think they're all supreme leader. And then- Do you think, the leader of dears? No, I think there's, I think, I think Kim Il-Sung was the supreme leader. They're all supreme leaders.

They all get their little tiny names. I don't think so. Kim Jong-il was the great leader, and Kim Jong-un is the dear leader. And Kim Jong-un is the deer-le. later i think this is too much i we're having this conversation in front of them yeah whatever you are sir we'd like to pitch you a show i mean what what do you think the what would be the thing we pitch you think i would want to pitch maybe a game show oh so we're skipping the podcasting that we do okay um well you know look our general we're never never that we're tv hosts general production

abilities entertainment so we go we go there what have you done before well we're podcaster us you want to do a podcast maybe you can kind of help us you know spread uh i mean they wouldn't call propaganda but whatever you know information i mean you know well here's like we'd like to do a game show not just not not even like a tv podcast they're like oh you picture like do us on tv oh and they're like oh you mean like how we're starting in the 90s on the e-network and we're like well no not that i'm surprised you knew that reference but uh not that we were thinking more like a game show. So what is this game show you want,

I'm thinking trivia. And you, and it's, and it's actually Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un will be on the show. And it's going to be kind of like a win Benstein's money type thing, where average North Korean citizens will kind of come on and try and compete with him in trivia. Okay. So you want us to get to Saudi Korea.

Go to the DMZ. jump over the fences, the barbed wire, all the no man's lands, I believe, they, you know, the whole where people shoot at you, supposedly. Get over there. Somehow get a meeting with the Supreme Leader of the country, Kim John Noon or whatever, the Deer Leader. And then pitch to him that he should be a, not even a game show host, but like a permanent contestant.

Yeah. This seems like, if you think about it, what else is he doing? And I think that actually does help the people, too, because that means every minute he's doing the game show, he can't be, you know, sicking dogs on people. Well, that's, I think he can multitask, but sure. I think he has a Blackberry at least. Maybe, maybe he probably has an iPhone,

but at the very least he has a BlackBerry. No, it disrupts the integrity of the trivia competition. Maybe he has, like, a old text phone that he can just, a jitterbug, and he texts, he texts just like emojis that tells like sick dogs. Either way, whatever. Just the puppy emoji. Yeah.

So what happens? These people, what do they get if they win? They become supreme leader for the day? Were they just to get food, a little bowl of rice? I was thinking, yeah, maybe a little bowl of rice, a little, a fruit. Oh, yeah, fruit, okay. And what happens if they lose? Um, I mean.

Because the stakes are incredibly high in North Korea. Yeah. I, yeah. Maybe they, uh, I feel like you don't want to say, but you basically do that you, are you thinking to get executed? I was, I was thinking that, but it also, you know, it also occurred to me that if they win, they'll probably get executed too, because, yeah, why are we doing this? Kim Jong-New probably isn't going to stand for, you know, a North Korean peasant beating him a trivia.

Well, I could see that being true, you know, sure, but like, then why are we even there? I thought we were even there. I thought we're just envisioning, like, us pitching a, murder show where we're like complicit and like thousands i mean we have this show it's successful we're just on for 20 years so you just want us to go to north korea and like and be snobs about the culture like you like you just wanted us to go and be like we don't like that you you know no i wanted to pitch a podcast i envision the podcast where we go to these like fake restaurants and pretend they're good or something you know like oh they're like you know when the vice thought when it was like a, like they, oh, this is, like, this is all this food, but like, it's just

a show. I mean, but we just pretend like it's great. It's like, hmm, like theater of the mind. We wouldn't have to be on video anymore. We would just be like, mm, mm, these scallops are so good. I love the Supreme Leader or the dear leader. So you want to be like the Anthony Bourdain of North Korea. Is that really, I mean, I, okay, I know the guy. I know you, I know you think he's weak to kill himself, but you, you, he, Is that really what you think of him? That's the Anthony Bourdain? I mean, to be fair, I had told that story many times

about going to that less rotten Queens where he, like, you know, he ate the brains and the kidneys and the liver. It was disgusting. Him and Andrew Zimmer did an episode, and they're like, oh, you really taste thousands of years of, like, cultivating these flavors to make it. It was always tasting like piss.

So, I mean, maybe you're right. Maybe you're more right than you realize. But I don't want to be complicit in a death. I prefer not to be complicit in death. How are you going to go to North Korea and not be complicit in death? Good point. I mean, we're both enabling the dictatorship here. You just want to put the patina of culture, of, you know, culinary delights on to it.

Well, look, I guess, look, would you not give them water? Would you not give them sucker? Is it the right word? I mean, me showing up and saying, and basically doing like a podcast, fake tea party, we go, mm, yes, the fake apple is delicious. It's a little different than going like, hey, what's the capital of Ohio?

If you get it wrong, you're dead. If you get it right, you're dead. I feel like there's a little difference there. well look when i go to a place i try to uh i don't judge the the place i'm in i try you just kill people apparently you just kill people i yeah you start a game show and kill people yeah well uh we'll put a pin in that one i think we'll stay here for a while maybe maybe maybe a few years we'll revisit this i love how you're like no no i want to be friends with kim jangoon but i want to be moral about it.

I didn't say friends. I just say we could get a job over there. And like, whatever. I love how you see there's no difference between me going, yes, yes, the tangerines are real. And like literally dropping like a guillotine on someone's deck. When they don't know what, you know, you know, has spelled Mississippi.

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