Kump - 154 - Prigozhin Dead, Republican's Debate, Oliver Anthony Returns.

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

Ray and Lucie discuss the death of Wagner group head Yevgeny Prigozhin, the Republican primary debate, Oliver Anthony's even newer song, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Today on Kump, Progrosin is dead. Oliver Anthony returns to Republicans debate and much more. Stay tuned. Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Hi. How are you? Good.

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Welcome to the show. Lucy, how are you? I'm pretty good. You're pretty good. I'm devastated. I'll tell you why. We got married, well, a couple months ago. Yeah.

And that actually matters to me. I don't know about you, but I actually cared that we got married. and the events that took place on our wedding day and what event more important than anything else in our lives took place on our wedding day was it our vows was it our first dance none of that none of that cake not me yelling at the photographer you know trying to get them to do their job which I paid them for and which they were reluctant and they were just badger and bothering they were just bothering guests all night instead of doing their job that's not doesn't matter you know why we're at what I'm else happened on our wedding night? The failed coup by Mr. Progrosin. Is that it? Progrosin? I think it's Progosen, but I might be wrong.

Mr. Pregnizone. We actually got married the day of his, I mean, you know, it might have started the night before, but it was coming through. The climactic moments happened on our lovely wedding day. We were bound together in the seal of the lamb of God while this caterer, this ex-caterer, hot dog vendor, they call him Putin's hot dog vendor.

He tried to take a tank into Moscow by himself or something crazy. He ran the Wagner group, this guy, right? Right. The founder, let's look at this. Anyway, but we'll get that in a second. I want to, do you remember, you were not really on Twitter or X now, it's called?

The level of jubilation people have. for this hot dog vendor that he was going to somehow save American democracy by overthrowing Russia and then you know within a few hours it's all collapsed and now a month and a half later he's dead what does that mean for the American Empire um I think it means that you know you pick you pick yourself up you dust yourself off you get another mercenary and you go in there again So you think the CIA is going to, is there another guy? Does another guy make hot dogs? Maybe a tailor?

What is this hot dog thing? I thought he was an arms dealer or something. He was a caterer. He was Putin's caterer. Let's look at the Oracle. The Oracle might have something about that. Let's see. The founder of the Wagner military company and six other passengers were on a private jet

that crashed Wednesday soon after taking off from Moscow with a crew of three. According to Russia's civil aviation authority, uh, it doesn't say anything about hot dogs in the first paragraph. Uh, if the deaths are confirmed, the crash would be the most serious blow the group has ever suffered to its leadership. What's like saying like, you know, Steve Jobs being assassinated by a clown is like the worst thing that happened to Apple. Yeah, of course. Oh, is this, is this worse than the Lisa? The passenger manifest included for Grozen and his second in command who baptized the group with his nom de gear what does that mean as well as wait wait read that it read that sentence okay the passenger manifest included

progozen and his second in command who baptized the group with his nom de gear what does that mean was that Wagner was a second in command Wagner I got a level with you I have a New York Times subscription because I like the crossword puzzle and they gave me a good deal I was like I just wanted the puzzles and they were like be sure we'll give you the paper for free and I'm like fine So like I was looking for an art and that's why we're reading the New York Times But they're saying that I let's try again They're saying that the second in command baptized the group with his not is that like a nom de plume I mean I nom is name so I figure maybe that's whack I don't know as as well as Wagner's logistics chief

a fighter wounded by U.S. airstrikes in Syria and at least one possible bodyguard. Namdegur is an assumed name under which a person engages in combat or some other activity or enterprise. Some gave themselves fierce nom de gurus like Rambo. So I don't know what the baptizing part is, though. Maybe that's Wagner. Maybe that's why it's called the Wagner. Oh, so wow, that guy's Wagner. Why would you name it after you're like, doesn't make it.

Like, I, uh, welcome to the Watson detective agency. Welcome to the, welcome to, um, the Andy Richter late night show. Like, doesn't make any sense. You call it the Golden O'Brien show. You call the Eddick Man show. I get it, though. Wagner has a better ring to it than, you don't want to call it the Pergozen group. Hot dogs of death.

That's what I would call it. The hot dog flyers. The last hot dog you'll ever eat. Tell you that much. We got guns. We got cereal. We eat the cereal while we shoot, you know. We can hang out in the woods.

We got plenty of food. We'll hang out in the woods and wait, wait you out. That'll be my motto. I'm going to hang out outside your house where you can't see me in the woods. I'm going to bring a bunch of those fun-sized cereal boxes, you know, like those like little fruit loops boxes. I've been eating that all week until you show your face. And then the hot dog, the hot dog vendetta comes,

comes to fruition I'd be such a better I could probably pull off the coup better than him such a crazy has this man really ever sold a hot dog or are you making this up I don't I don't I don't know about the hot dog I don't know look it depends he's the way it depends on are hot dogs popular in Russia if not then probably you know it really that's where it rests song if they are if they are considered the delicacy in russia or people just like them what do you think he's not going to serve a hot dog i think he's too too good for it now if they i don't know maybe they don't like hot dogs because you know america's hot dog land right you know oh don't we eat you know vulgar sausage or some shit well yeah the naive egg on my face

what do you want me to do about it why are you taking this mercenary side over me i'm your husband i'm sorry i don't understand what we're doing here you're just like oh well i would you accuse them of cooking hot dogs all the time we love hot dogs it's not even an insult you're right i'm sorry you are taking shots like you're pro-grosen i'm just upset you know this is our wedding coup and now it's you know or wedding coup is for not do you think this bodes not well for our marriage uh yeah we'll be divorced in a month i i can't see i mean it is it's like when someone names their um what gives your baby like a like a like a savings bond and then your baby dies the marriage can't survive that you know it's like that if it was just the baby dying maybe but right but you add

the savings bond to that it's just well because you look you look you don't know if a baby's going to live right who knows if a baby lives you know all sorts of stuff can have but someone gives you a savings bond and you start thinking yeah there's a future for this baby This baby's going to be all right. He's going to have a few hundred bucks in his hands when he grows up. And then God pulls the carpet out from under your feet, gives your baby leukemia, or he makes your baby fall out of the window that you left open,

whatever. While you were having sex. What? I know, I think of everything. Oh, you're thinking of that movie, Antichrist. Yeah. I was just thinking of that were a clapped him. But that big fat, I've never seen such a big baby.

Than in that movie This giant baby Falling through There's a movie called Antichrist In case you haven't seen it It's Lars von Trier It starts out with like a super slow motion Black and White sex scene

With Willem Defoe And his baby dies And that's how That's the inciting incident for the movie I was thinking of Eric Clapton though Oh okay yeah Well that's that's a more famous Who's real life baby fell out of the window

Yeah that's no good And if you're listening Eric Clapton I'm not trying to make fun of it That's sad all right no one he was trying to take the piss at you it's just you know you're the most famous person

whose babies died I think he is basically the reference point for babies falling to their death oh yeah I mean I'm sure there's something from the Tower of London back at like 1066 but like no it pales in comparison to the composer of Layla you think he'll be in a hundred years

people will remember him as the guy who wrote them song from Goodfellas or the guy whose baby fell out of the window I mean he did write a song about it was a good song yeah you can't knock me for bringing this up when he wrote tears in heaven or whatever would you know my name what'd you call yourself like hey I'm Eric you this is weird a good point would you know my name if if if I saw you in heaven and it's like I'm trying to picture now Eric Clapton with his with his baby being like say Eric Eric Eric Eric You're not daddy, like daddy, dad-da, right, uh, Papa Bear.

No, like, what was your baby called you Eric? Mm-hmm. Doesn't make any sense. Would you know my name? If I saw you in heaven. He shouldn't. He shouldn't. But, uh, yeah, go ahead.

That's, you know what? That's a really interesting interpretation of the song because it's like that, then there's this whole other. version of it where it's actually just him singing about how resentful he is that his baby that his baby could never get his name right yeah if you don't get my name right then god can keep you good riddance to bed rubbish couldn't even bother to learn your daddy's name do you think if ever clapton heard this we're we're a very relatively small YouTube channel for now we're on the come up you but you think if he stumbled upon this it would make him sad

um i think he gets sad every time someone makes fun of his baby die i mean i think he had not but like why would you write that song no one to remember if he didn't write that song that's true it's he's brought on himself i'm sorry can we play no i don't want to get removed he's he's he's gonna find it if we if we play it because he's gonna do a copyright strike he's gonna review it and like what these savages you know but he's he's also racist right oh is he wasn't there a story about that oh him saying uh oh right yeah you said something out like a con don't repeat it we don't get devonitized by repeating things that eric Clapton says um anyway back to progosen um so in all the other passengers

include six of progrosans lieutenants along with the three member flight crew so it's like a private plane kind or small plane i met you they probably thought like they were getting like like a well you know oh the boss wants me to come along this is good for my career and you know and crash uh wagner's headquarters in st pinesburg lights were turned on in the shape of a large cross and progros and support what happened i lost it i don't know how the internet works we'll move on to explosion it says it's an explosion what do you like who would you guess did this I think if the explosion came from a bomb, which I think is what they're saying.

These are implying, yeah. Right? Like, it's not just like the, I mean, planes don't just explode on their own usually, right? Like, they're. Well, I mean, you know, there's all, I mean, it's not like there's a. When the cabin depressurizes or whatever, is that, does that make it explode?

They can. And also, you know, there's all sorts of weird gears and levers on planes. there's sprockets you know like you know if you don't put oil in the plane I imagine there's oil in the plane and like one time I you know I once was driving a car a new car well it wasn't new it was a couple years old at that point but I bought it new and for some reason I didn't put oil in the car there's a check engine light and I was just like probably nothing and there was actually a leak in the you know the engine and I was just driving it while the gear like the engine was just seizing up because you know why

his oil in the engine right to lubricate it and there was no oil so my engine just seized up and melted destroyed jeez and that could happen on a plane if i was a pilot so all sorts of stuff can happen uh or the CIA could shoot at that well no in this case it would be probably putin right right yeah i think if it if it was a bomb it's probably Putin he's pretty good well he's more of a poison guy he is but i feel like if somebody hands him a plane and a a bomb on a platter he's not going to not put the bomb in the plane i feel like he would be you know i honestly like feel like we should hold withhold jo he should come out i'm i should be more with putin's advisors he should come out and be like look i know a lot of people think i did this

uh i don't like the guy he tried to overthrow me but was he poisoned that's me i'm the poison guy i'm the i'm the i'm the guy who i'm the uh what's the term for poisoners isn't there a term for that um a black widow a black widow i'm no i'm Putin a black widow of poisoning people who try to overthrow me i never use bombs that's not a style this is probably um if i had to guess i would guess it's a move from like some kind of other private company like Disney. Disney's trying to move in on the mercenary

industry. Because they want to make an animated movie about Progozen and they know that the story's worth more of he's dead. That's actually genius. So you think like right, like six hours earlier they were inking the deal to like, they took a like a life insurance policy out of them.

And they just like and they like they three scans his like you think oh maybe someone got in the plane like in the in that Batman movie with bain they took one of those 3d scanners right before he died you know like some some guys like boarded like that movie with uh seaman seagal they board the plane and they put up 3d camera in his face and then they just jump out and he crashes that like i can't wait for this is this going to come out is this going to be like a you think it'll be like live action or it'll be kind of like the that cg lion king

live action like you know i mean where it's like progrosin's like just completely i'm thinking of a like they literally go back to, they go back to fundamentals and they do a really beautiful kind of 2D like golden age of Disney animated movie about Pergozan where Pergozan's got like, you know, he's got like a miniature

talking panda on his shoulder. I would love to see that. I would love to have it. I mean, yes, this is everything for me. So he's got a talking pan, like a full-sized panda? A miniature panda. Okay.

A baby panda On his shoulder He talks You know Only Pergosa can hear him Right And then the battle scenes Are just really bloody and visceral

And you know People's people's arms and legs are getting torn off And they're just fighting Who are they fighting? They're fighting It'll be like It'll be like Putin But he's a genie

Okay Okay Genie Putin Yeah he's like an evil genie You have such a vivid imagination I was just going to say it's Ron DeSantis And he's just like He's just eating a BLT the whole time

Every time he's just eating a really lame BLT Not even toasted on white bread Like Wonderbread Imagine the kind of I mean we'll get to the politics And a little bit later in the show But like can you imagine Ronda Just sitting around his house

Eating like a like literally Imagine Wonderbread Like it was just like a piece of bacon And the tomato Like the lamest BLT you can think of Just one slice of bacon one piece of lettuce and one slice of tomato on on wonder bread that's what I imagine and then what Wagner group comes in and makes them a suflay and murder's

whatever moving on oh god what else we have here one second so we have the Republicans are you a Republican I forget I'm I'm not a Republican oh well you're are you republican oh god yeah i'm a big uh big concern i'm a big time republican i don't you know i'm not like i don't go down the party line but i believe in you know a tax-free world i believe in i believe that you know that people can create roads on their own they don't need the government to make roads they don't need the government to to tell their children uh what kind of water the drink right they don't they don't need to i don't need the government cleaning my water.

I can rinse the water out in my mouth and baby burn it into my kid's mouth. You know, I never heard it put that way before. Yeah. I wish people would, you know, it's like you have such a great way of elucidating, you know, the best of a point of view. It's all about liberty and the pursuit of, I don't know. I just can't get, I can't really ever picture the Democrats about just seeing Jimmy Carter with his pants off.

That's my picture. But I think of the Democrat. of Jimmy Carter like just with a wound on his knee and it's just like he's building houses and you know koala on poor or whatever he accidentally like you know hammered a nail into his own leg he's 95 years old he's still building houses is he alive still he is right Jimmy Carter you know I have no idea I I'm pretty sure I vaguely remember hearing that he died but I have no idea if that's real no I'm pretty sure Jimmy Carter's alive and that's that's why i can't be a democrat because he didn't get the hostages uh yeah he's still alive

98 years old wow good man terrible you know but i hate everything about him anyway republicans uh had a little debate last night this is excited they got like eight guys in here this is exciting uh no trump well trump is busy uh being he surrendered himself to the to the to the grand duke uh magistrate of grand duke i don't what's the grand duke the grand duchy of georgia where does georgia have a governor uh georgia's got a governor yeah it's probably you know so he surrendered himself to the governor or whatever the court trump you know look i i don't i don't want to get into trump uh as far as his legal woes but uh it looks like he's gonna be um busy uh too busy you know um

slandering peaches or Atlanta he's talking shit about Atlanta probably um to the show Atlanta either one I'm just saying he's not look the point is the Republicans uh without Trump don't seem to be you know it's not great let's watch some clips uh where am I welcome to the first of why the show in general right there we should show that at least once every It's my favorite picture. For the audio listeners, there was a picture of John Moran's with a little gun. Of the 2024 presidential campaign live advisor forum in Milwaukee.

This decline is not inevitable. It's a choice. We need to send Joe Biden back to his basement and reverse American decline. What? What was that? We're just sending Joe Biden back to his basement? What's his basement? What happens in Joe Biden's,

wait is that what he said like you're that right this decline is not inevitable it's a choice we need to send joe biden back to his basement and reverse american decline is that his expression what is happening here the same look i i love uh republican politics tremendously i don't understand what the sand this is about i don't understand what he means by the basement is it is it is a kind of a is that like is there an expression like hey you leave your you leave your woke basement out of my kid's school i don't want to hear none of i mean is it like a gay thing like a train is it some kind of yeah i don't know i've never heard somebody say that get back in your basement it makes him sound like he's like a

like a 13-year-old internet troll makes him sound like he's buffalo a bill from south of the lambs but maybe he is but i i don't i i look jesus christ joe biden has weakened this country at

home and abroad now is not the time for on the job training we don't need to bring in a rookie we don't need to bring in people without experience so that's that's uh mike pence uh talking to that Vivek is that his name Vivek yeah

i forget the last I mean, I don't know how, look, look, I've been around for a long time, but I don't remember, but I've been forcing women to get coffins for their fucking, for their, for their, for their miscarried babies for 20 years. And this guy's going to, this Indian guy is going to waltz in. I, you're, I support the man you tried to have me killed. I have experience. Not a rookie. Do you know how many times I've almost been. hanged i know this game let us be honest as republicans i'm the only first on the stage who isn't bought and paid

for so i can say this the climate change agenda is a hoes the climate change so he's not the old is that okay well bold stance is that a brag though i mean like you're not running for like you know the to be jesus you're running everyone knows that no one wants to give no one trust me with money i have terrible credit people think of a loser they didn't like that there's a lot of rabble rising going on yeah the crowd's not really like uh I feel like the crowd reacted actually pretty positively to the guy who said that he didn't want a federal ban on abortion. Like it, yeah, it's a weird, it's a weird crowd for a Republican debate. You think, uh, you think, you think the crowd doesn't like Vivek?

Um, they, they seem to like him sometimes. What do you know about this guy, Vivek? He seems like a nice guy. Um, Was he like a was he on like a juice bar like a I picture this guy being like an entrepreneur who made like like smoothie like franchises That would be great. I mean I look I used to go to a tropical smoothie cafe and it was delicious and I liked it so if he if he was behind that I'll vote for him I've had enough already tonight because Chris Christie the ex-governor of New Jersey ex-thug the guy who sounds like chat gp t standing up here he don't talk like a real man

these guys sounds like chip jeep too I why don't you ever threaten women you sound like a robot how how come you not fleece and you know I went on my I I drunk drove into a into a school bus and I pulled out my governor's badge. It's like, get out of here. Who wants this? I do. How did Chris Christie qualify for this? I would, look, I would, I would, you know how the whole thing like Benjamin Franklin said,

hey, Mr. Frank, you know, back when it was the Constitution or whatever, I was like, hey, Mr. Franklin, what kind of government did you guys make us? And he's like, a republic, if you can keep it, I will lose the republic in a heartbeat to get president Chris Christie I want him so bad the last person in one of these debates Brett who stood in the middle of the stage and said what's a skinny guy with an odd last name doing up here was Barack Obama and I'm afraid we're dealing with the same type of amateur wait wait wait wait wait so first of all that was just crazy long yeah for a shot did you just say a skinny guy with a weird last name I mean well Vivek said that about

himself in the beginning. Oh, okay. You know, he did the whole, like, I know what you're thinking. Who is this guy? That's a relief. I was about to have the back, because, like, look, I don't mind. No, if he just said that out of nowhere, that would be so great. I don't mind Chris Christie being a little racist.

I mean, what's he going to be? Like, you know, what do you think? He's not, he's not like, you know, organizing the vote. But, uh, or whatever, you know, my point is, uh, but that, yeah, that would be a little. So he, he's just rehashing. So Vivek's whole, his whole thing is like, Hey, I got a weird sounding name. How is that a gimmick?

Well, it's like, you know, it's like, it's supposed to disarm the crowd, you know? They look at, you know, this guy and, you know, they're Republicans, so maybe they're thinking something. Sure. Hey, look at me. I'm the other. So it's good to disarm them with a light, you know,

it's a show that you can be, you can take a little jab at yourself. Yeah, but sometimes isn't it kind of like putting blood in the water? Like a shark. apparently yeah i don't know uh let's see sure i'm unapologetically pro-life what's you the ambassador of the u.s how did she get here what do you mean you don't have to do is like you know what is the prerequisite here don't you have to get a certain wait no no oh wait that's later you probably need a certain amount of votes or some or like you know something to

But, like, yeah, Nicky, look, she's, she's kind of sexy, right? Yeah, a little bit. You probably get, well, you know, if you probably advertises on, like, you know, milk sites. Hey, you want to milk, like, you know, importantly on porn sites. I guess there's still a big contingent of people who aren't, like, like, crazy about Trump because it's, I feel like all these people. No, he's going to get 90% of the vote.

We're talking about. Of course he is, but it's like, but, but just the fact that like Mike Pence can still be on the stage. after Trump's Look, I mean Trump almost had him hung By a bunch of by a rabble-rousing mob The least we can do is let him debate I mean, to be fair, he hasn't done much

Yeah I mean, this could have been his moment to shine, Mike Pence If he had anything to say beyond like Hey, you're a rookie I'm gonna build a coffin for the world's smallest zygote uh not because the republican party tells me to be but because my husband was adopted and i had trouble what what go back hold on because my husband was adopted okay oh no doesn't mean I well I guess there's a all right so I

guess like you know they could have aborted him by me he's 12 years old right my look I want impalsality pro life not because I care about the unborn but because my husband has a hang nail what I mean these people it's I mean like it's all technically like makes some sense like no one no one has any like i mean the most eloquent person on the stage is chris christie i had trouble having both of my children so i'm surrounded by blessings when it comes to a federal ban let's be honest with the american people and say it will take 60 senate votes it will take a majority of the house so in order to do that let's find consensus to be honest with you

nicky you're my friend but uh consensus is the opposite of leadership what what is the opposite of leadership I should know. I was newly strung up because I... I should know there was a consensus that I should be killed. And, you know, I didn't think that was good. Right. Oh, God.

When the Supreme Court returned this question to the American people, they didn't just send it to the states only. It's not a state's only issue. It's a moral issue. Don't make women feel like they have to decide on this issue when you know we don't have 60 Senate votes in the House 70% of the American people support legislation I think I don't you know fuck I mean but 70% of the Senate does not Trump should just come in like like like like like with like a harness at this point

and just start that like and like and like no pants on just like literally shitting all over these people with angel wings he's this is insane i don't know i don't remember if republican if the republican party used to have a um a better crop i mean you know but they we need they need we need trump what we can do have biting forever honestly trump shouldn't even should trump shouldn't show up to a single debate he should just do a response video on the toilet. Nikki Haley, loser. Mike Pence.

I should have hung on myself. I'm taking a dump. I picture Mike, I just picture Trump eating like a big play of spaghetti, like sitting backwards on the toilet while he's taking the dump. Eating spaghetti off the back of the toilet. Let bib on. Just like so with a fucking iPhone.

Like, he's just doing FaceTime. Trump, I mean, Christy, fat. Nikki Haley, ugly. Uh, Uh, If former President Trump is convicted in a court of law, would you still support him as your party's choice?

Please raise your hand if you would. So we got Vivek is immediately raising his hand. I noticed this before and then the rest of them kind of reluctantly seemed to like it's like Mike Pence does Mike Pence does but he's like he takes him like 20 seconds oh man this is you know there's a bunch of cowards whether or not Mike Pence roses I know no yeah would you support the man who like you I mean how many are there are there other ways of saying he tried to hang you I'm trying I don't want to keep repeat Is someone give me a thesaurus so you can find different ways of saying the man tried to have you hung

You believe that the criminal charges are right or wrong The conduct is beneath the office of president of the United States didn't he like shut down a He was governor like shut down a bridge It's like to sabotage an election. Yeah, also what wasn't he like Trump's a tack dog in 2016 Yeah, didn't he like, wasn't he like saying racist stuff for Obama? Like whispering in his ear, I know. I know, I know, I know what Michelle's up to. He kneecapped Marco Rubio in the debate.

Right, yeah. Literally? Yeah. He hit him with a blackjack. This man, honestly, definitely going to be more fun than Chris Christie is depressed. It would be the end of America. But I would be so much fun. I mean, everything would stop working.

There would be like roads. roads would just be like you know split down the middle like like an earthquake just happened water would just be copper there'd just be coal slurry in the middle of the desert everything would go would just be it would be over I would want I want it so bad Malala comes to the White House and he just starts like challenges him on drone strikes and he just starts getting in her face with a hot dog he's just got a hot dog oh I do picture him is always having like a you know with those paper like little napkin things that like you know the doilies that they come with he's always just

holding a hot dog in the doily have eaten he's just hulking over malala like try to try to try to intimidate her his gunt is just spilling over and it's a whole messily eating his hot dog hope we don't get shot in the head again um she's like thank you no i meant that you want to talk so you're you're Obama's daughter you are you're not talking about Obama's door right no I'm a lot I don't remember who Malala she's she got shot in the head right yeah all right let me get it who is about Obama's daughter then well yeah oh god all right it was the Constitution and I always will I had no right to turn the election and Kamala Harris will have no right to overturn the election

when we beat them in 2024. Thank you, Vice President. What a half. I mean, I'm glad he didn't overthrow the election to be clear, I guess. But like, you know, because I, I didn't, I never, and she wants to overthrow what she can. Just to be clear. Like, no one thought she would. No one expected Kamala Harris was just like.

There's only one person. There's only really one person in politics who anyone expects to try and overturn the election. Who? Trump. Oh. Yeah. Or Christy. Well, Christy would do.

I just don't think, no one likes Christy. Christy would 100% do that. Christy's like, I literally, Christy's like, I picture him like stuffing ballot boxes from his pocket. Like he's pulling ballots out of his pocket, shoving him into a ballot box. That's his problem. He's just, he doesn't farm it out. Like it's just, he's just trying to do it all himself. He's a micromanager.

uh desantis had a just a couple of separate clips the santis has a slightly uh odd moment here's a different uh important question do you believe that mike pence did the right thing on january so here's what we need to do we need to end the weaponization of these federal agents right but i will do that what was the question again to end i believe that mike pence did the right thing on january so here's what we need to do we need to end the weaponization of these federal agencies that's not an answer do you think mike pence was right to not overthrow the election hey look the EPA you can't just tell me where i can't

dump my fucking nuclear rods was he talking that's not the question i know but here's the thing this election is not about january 6th of 2021 it's about january 20 21 it's about january 20 of 2025 when the next president is going to take office i've answered this before so yeah are we mike mike did his duty i got no beef with him but here's the thing this is like the least charismatic man who's ever lived this is like a pencil became sentient this is like a wet shit that has a that has a face this what we're going to be focusing on going forward the rehashing of this i'll tell you the democrats would love that whatever and uh i'm still going for christie we got one more christie clip i want

i'm playing nice here's the bottom line someone's got to stop normalizing this conduct okay now whether or not whether or not you believe that the criminal charges are right or wrong the conduct is beneath the office of president of the united states i know we played that already i just wanted to hear it again because he's soothing don't like don't you feel like he's like if he was you just feel safer you don't want this man tucking you in at night no i don't christie you look i don't know what you live you leftists think

and you liberals uh think the you think the world just a very safe place and no one's trying to kill us we need a man like chrishty to watch over our sweet little heads while we lay our heads asleep i should be his campaign manager Chris Christie he'll watch you while you sleep and look in an apocalyptic land

yeah Chris Christie would would sell his children to a warlord well you get a good price for a banana look at this if he sold it for a banana that was a good price that's the that man's face of that that man's face that's the face of a man who's never gotten

a bad deal on food he gets good whatever i don't i i i you have nothing on christie he's a legend i mean i you you can't picture him just like fucking like with a tray of meatloaf on the on on the floor of the of the capital building just eating with his hands while he gives the state of the union i just imagine him i just imagine him projectile vomiting all over the oval office because he ate too much what you think he ate that then I don't think it matters how much he eats what you mean I think it's just a vomiter I think you think you just you think he got that fat like fighting through to get his gag reflex you think he throws up every meal and

still gets fat what do you what's in your how are you what are you thinking you think he's just you think he's bulimic I'm not saying it's explainable Chris Christy's the fattest Blemic in the history? I like it. Chris, this should come out of the next debate. I have bulimia. I can't eat down hot dogs.

Let me tuck you in. And then the twilight of America. It is a myth that eating disorders always make you skinny. Oh, right. Any else you wanted to add about the debates? I don't think so. I mean, it's early. It's early days.

Sure. You think Scott Bayo's going to run? Did he say he was going to run at some point? No, he's just, you know, honestly, you have this guy. He's Scott Beio. He's Charles in charge. He's Chachi. He's the Republican.

He's not better than Chris Christie. He's not better than Mike Pence. James Woods. We need James Woods in power. I mean, I think Scott Bayo is loyal to Trump, right? I don't think he'd ever. I don't know. I mean,

try and compete with him. What about James Woods? James Woods, maybe. Yeah. Would you vote over James Woods? No. You really, look, what could the Democrats possibly get done in the next four years that would warrant not having James Woods as president?

Just him rubbing his hands together all the time? Just like, you know, just saying lewd things to female reporters? I think James would, look, I could agree. I could get. board with a system where there's like uh there's a president yeah who's doing the president work and then there's uh and then there's kind of the presidential face what that mean right so like the president you know is it's coming up with uh you know what he's gonna do in the presidency but then there's also a public face like so mean like the president

kind of like uh singing in the rain rules where there's like a what there's a what rules singing in the rain rules i didn't see that movie where there's a pretty woman up front singing and then there's kind of like a an obnoxious or sorry there's a pretty woman so we got there's a pretty woman singing in a pretty woman in a pretty woman in a puddle and some guys pissing on her but uh if you're if you if you if you can if you if you can piss on her without her waking up then you get to keep the sausage that's for singing in the rain rules right yeah in that case i guess james would what james would be great Look, I mean, here's a deal.

You got a bag of fentanyl. You got a bag of oxy and mix them together. You give them out of trick-or-trueger's Halloween. That's singing in the rain rules. What are you talking about? Anyway. You sound like a crazy old man in the village. He's going to see the village elder and see if the draft's going to,

by the other beans just like this there's fudge in the in the sky the rain is sad thanks old man old man lucy uh moving on so uh last week we were discussing this new an ingenue can we call him an ingenue yeah he's got an ingenue vibe got kind of a baby face mr oliver anthony of uh what was his song called the rich men north of richmond right yep and we had yeah and uh well i find interesting he's like people call him like a woody good yeah this is the guy we'll put him on the screen uh people call him woody guthrie ask i don't i'm not quite sure who wouldie guthrie is but you know sounds right you know he's he's a country boy from appalachia in virginia um i like the song he's already got a new song what is going on in this guy

Even like the mountain men, you know, uh, folk singers singing about how, like, you know, they can't, they can't get a, they can't catch a break, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the man of the people, he's, they still have to do the same content pipeline as Instagram, as, you know, only fan stocks. You know what I mean? No one can, can no one get out of the, the yoke of endless content? The song came out a week ago. He's got a new song already. this is not what you want from your working class Messiah I don't understand he's like hey y'all I got an only fans now I mean if you heard that let's let's check it out a little bit I

I only show taint if it won't for my whole dogs and good lord they'd have me strung up in the psych ward cause every day living in this new i mean one thing i know is i mean he's succumbing to this pressure to keep him out the last one i feel like he was in the woods now it looks like he's just in his driveway yeah it may have been a different angle though i think it's a rural they should really i i i feel like i i feel like he should let this guy at least go into the woods to record he's just he's just doing that front we don't have time all for anthony And then I'll be on Andrew Schultz's podcast

I mean One, two, many days to me, son We're on the brink Of the next world war And I don't think Nobody's praying no I mean it's catchy I don't know You can't do this every week though

You can't have a working a blue collar anthem every week I'm making a ruling you just agree you can't get enough for Anthony I got to say I heard it I look I liked I liked the main song

yeah I wish him you wish him the best I wish him I wish him I wish him good but you should be running for president I wish him good

you're singing in the rain rules you say you say thank you a nun and then you eat her eat a mushroom and and cover yourself in dandelions thank you Lucy um it's not bad but i i kind of i i mean well it's not for us we're two slabs in the in the city it's like he's not singing to us that's true we are the rich men They're coming podcast, I hope you're doing well. You're the great sage of a nation and it's well.

The working man owes you a great debt, you fat fucking scumbag. No, he's not singing to me. He's thinking to, you know, the salt of the earth. I think he needs to find a word that rhymes with George Soros. He needs a little bit more. specifics enough of the vagaries you know George Soros runs a lot of riots he pays people do go protest America's the best oh I'm not this is why we need him to do it

yeah well you are you taking the shots now let me think George regional America's The land of the brave and the few George Soros is a motherfucker Jesus I didn't say it Anyway I don't know good like

I don't care about this anymore But good luck to him You had What's this thing that you found Yeah I guess he has a manager But then I But then I was reading this but then some other guy who I guess people were saying he was his manager said like

no I'm not his manager he's manager on the viral success of rich men north of Richmond he's got his sunglasses I don't know I feel like he's straddling like a rock star and uh and the country boy here he's got his cool sunglasses he's like a rad dude you think you think he's going to be next toby keat I mean maybe his first major interview Oliver anthans co-manager Daven. How do you become a co-manager? How does this guy have two managers? Davin Rift Flavon Draven Riff, whatever's name is, talked to billboarded about the Rural Rind that surrounded the Virginia country singer. Uh, Rife explains how he met the singer songwriter and why Anthony's newly assembled team is taking it slow. You're not taking it

slow. You have a whole new song after a week. Uh, Riff only became aware of the Anthony whose real name is crew. Oh, wait. His real name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford. Hmm. His name's not Oliver Anthony. Everyone was getting ragging on me last week because I kept calling James Oliver or Oliver James. His name's not even Oliver Anthony. It's Christopher Anthony Lunsford.

You know, people talk about, you know, salt of the earth, a working class hero. I didn't change my name. My name's ridiculous. my name is my name is a albatross on my entire existence it's a weight that i'm a burden i carry and i never once changed it you know why because i couldn't be bothered but this guy this guy lunsford he's not good enough to be lunsford i don't know taking shots do you're taking too many shots at the guy you're you're coming off a little sassy here well look i'm trying to get a feud going with the most successful singer on youtube and it's not working he doesn't

know who we are i'm trying to get people no he doesn't i'm trying to troll people on tictock and to get him to tell oliver anthony about us i posted a clip and people people were very mad at me they're like you didn't because we posted the clip of the of the of the part where it's like you know singing about the fat the lizzo and the fat fudge rounds or whatever you didn't listen to the whole it's not about fast about people abusing welfare you're people said i was literally the worst i'm what's wrong with this country i'm right comp is what's wrong with this country according to tictock what you think of that well you know they might be right you think it might be i don't think you're what's wrong with this i think you're what's right with this country well yeah but you just rambled about singing in the

rain all i mean no one takes you seriously because you just like crazy It's Casablanca rules. I got to go to the bathroom. Thank you, Lucy. Anyway, it's all good. We'll close it with this. There's a, what you call it? Where we got here, another one.

This is, um, have you seen this video? Oh, this is Mr. Beast? This is Mr. Bean. You know, Mr. that the guy who makes the the the candy in Walmart you know who he is right yeah yeah I've seen so apparently he let's just see what he's well I'll just let him introduce his own video behind me is one person from every country on earth we're gonna see which

country's the best because I flew all of them here to compete in the most extreme version of the Olympics ever I can't handle this level of positivity I don't know how positive it is that's why that's the reason it's like dystopian positivity but like watch this created we have track archery gymnastics soccer but only one country is going to walk away with this two hundred and fifty thousand dollar gold medal are you ready for the first event you have 30 seconds we'll skip ahead but basically his whole gimmick he's gonna have these guys run into this So they're all trying to get into this,

into this like crazy, uh, how does he make his video so loud? Every video maxed out and Mr. Beast must have some kind of like, you know, like, you know, dark, dark web engineer. Anyway, uh, so basically, you know, these giant doors will shut on them. I look, I don't know. like Mr. Beast will one day be like a mass murderer of like a total like a dictator hmm what say you you mean like kind of almost like a big brother figure

uh no like Mussolini oh we're hitler you think he's gonna kill him look why would he be like what is he preparing for yeah why is he doing this. They're competing for this gold medal. It just seems, I know. You know, it looks more disturbing from the overhead shot. I know, look. Like, from this, from this angle, it feels just like a relay range or something.

I'm sure those giant doors are on like, you know, they're not like connected to a motor. There's no pneumatic valve that's going to crush somebody. But I feel like he's preparing us to be okay with that if it was the case. This is the guy who watched Squid Game and said, I just, I want to do that myself. Well, didn't he actually do a real-life version of Squids? I'm saying.

Yeah. Oh, there's only eight seconds left. He, like, most people watch Squid Game, you know, oh, that's, that's horrific. Well, what's, what a dark parable about, about, you know, the desperation of capitalism. And Mr. B said, that's a good idea. Let me, I mean, he didn't kill anybody, I think.

As far as we know, but I kind of like that, though. When I was watching Squid Game, I kind of was like, I would like to play that if you didn't have to die. You would not do well in Squid Game. I think I would do very well in Squid Game. Lucy, please, please, please, dude, you're my wife. Please, if it ever, if the opportunity ever arises, don't play the Squid Game. You would, you would lose immediately. You would be dead immediately.

Wait a minute, we need to hash this out. Why do you think I would be so bad at Squid Game? you're just you look i feel like there'd be like uh you you just wouldn't be paying attention when they pointed out like the the green light that you have to like pay attention to like to not get shot with a blow dart you just be kind of like you'd be thinking about ice cream and like or whatever or something or something you know uh some some great intelligent thing some smart literary thing or ice cream whatever but you wouldn't be paying attention to the green light that you have to stop at and not get hit with a blow dart in the eye all right well you look

you would die in the hole in the in the in the in the in the in the candy cracker thing well i don't know what that means you just be fudson around with a candy cracker and you break the star the candy cracker oh wait wait wait wait explain this all or the sugar the sugar cookie remember that that challenge where they're they have to you have to very delicately cut out of cut out of a star and what you implying i would just be sitting there like you just take a hand hammer to it right well first of all I would never go in the squid game they'd be like hey we'll pay your debts it's like I don't the whole point of debt it's not to pay jump hey we'll pay your debts off hey I was gonna if you want if you want to

it's on you I'm gonna I'm gonna keep you know this lifetime supply of a hot dogs that I bought my credit card I mean I don't have that good credit all I want this world is to be able to afford enough hot dogs to never have to buy food again but that's not the point see i mean he's just can i mean look i don't want to play his whole video good for him he's got 90 million views i feel like this can't be an accident like it was very cool what he does with his money in the sense like it's cool not like i don't know there was no I think he does help people sometimes this might be helping somebody but I feel like in 20 years we're gonna be looking back and I'm like maybe maybe we should have saw some signs when El

president a beast uh was me I don't know am I am I just being paranoid here you might you might be right I mean look it is it's elaborate what he does I mean what people are willing to do for him and for money what if he just like this next video is like I got all these people people to enforce and like pay them to pretend that make them get on a train what's gonna what's gonna make you click for you or something I don't know I'm trying to think of like what mr. Bees the source of World War II reenactments anyway good for him he's a sweet guy um any else to add um um I would be good at squid game don't believe ray i would be really really good at it i'm not saying i would win but i would

get i would i would be if any of you ever offer lucy an opportunity for squid game i'll i'm gonna grab you by both ears and then bite your mouth i'm gonna bite you on the mouth and spit in your and spitting your in your in your mouth so don't do it anyway thanks so much for turning in uh it bears repeating uh if you made this far and you and you and you're and you're and you're like where am i where am i get more comp see i mentioned it before we're like well i got you i got comp i'm listening to it right now why don't i need more well now it's over just about and you go when i can't this can't be over you go patreon.com slash ray comp again extra episodes every week for five bucks a month hundreds of episodes available so you know that's the answer

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