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Episode Date: May 13, 2019

Ray follows up on the Royal baby, offers some solutions on the Georgia abortion law, and has some thoughts about Casper the Friendly Ghost. 

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Those clothes didn't even dry. I don't know if that was the point of anticipation, but I just wanted to, I guess, you know, keep a recurring plotline going through these podcasts. It took three days. I mean, I eventually wore the underwear because they had, you know, nothing clean. But all that was for nothing. So right off the bat. Also, to follow up, the Royal Family, they finally named this kid.

I don't know if I mentioned this last week, I think they did, that they wanted to name it something that, you know, conjured up not just the English or British. uh spirit but also the american spirit some kind of cross the transatlantic name for the kid and what do they land on archie fucking archie this is the kid's name is fucking archie this beautiful biracial monarch baby uh this royal the royal family's first uh multi racial biracial biracial kid is named Archie in the spirit of transatlantic

I don't understand I don't get it A couple of art Of course there's the Archie comic Which I didn't realize The Royal Family was that into Archie comics I didn't you know I haven't read them in a while I don't

They hold up I like them as a kid I found the artwork Comforging I guess You get them in the supermarket get the Archie Digests. I don't know if they were even current. When I was a kid in the 90s,

were these stories from the 60s? They were like Bazooka Joe comics. There's no, it's not comedy. I don't know what kind of, you know, degenerate gets a job working for Archie comics. You know, you think I'm going to be a comic writer, comic author. I mean, you know, you've been not like comics.

I'm not a huge comic guy, but the stuff they did have. It's an edge to it. There's a creative flurry. But, you know, who, who, is it just a mediocre people who landed Archie? Or is it like a Christian fundamentalist? Like, yeah, we don't need to have Batman, you know, shaking down criminals. We can just have this fucking horny teenager fumble his way around much of tits.

And his friend was a crown. Is he supposed to be, I've heard he's a gay figure. I don't know if it's a true thing. But that's just something like Kevin Smith movie. But whatever. They've remade this archie shit In the Ridgewood, Riverdale, Riverdale, that's it. I haven't watched it.

I don't, you know, I don't get out of the WB. They still call the WB, whatever, Channel 11 is fucking, you know, what the kids get these days? It's just like hypersexualized, uh, shitty comics. So you know, what's next? A fuckable Casper. Casper, the friendly ghost who jerks off your hand. I mean, you know, jerks of your dick with his hand.

He didn't even have hands, does he? Does Casper differently ghost have a hand to jerk me off with? I don't know, but that could be, you know, something in the WB's Casper show, where he just jerks off people in a botanic way. You know, more like, you know, hey, you know, we're just two guys sitting around. There's nothing gay about this. Another thing, they're not being gay, but he's just, it's not sexual even, that's the point. But is that, so is that what their royal family is trying to?

you know, invoke with this whole name of this kid, Archie, or is it Archie Bunker? Is that their view of America now? It's like this kind of racist grandpa who's tongue-in-cheek. I mean, they should

name him Nick Napollo. Get it? I wonder if they'd be nice if they named them for Nick Apollo. He's been having a bad week. It kind of reminds me of Archie Bunker, but, you know, instead of it being like the racist guy with the heart of gold. It's just, you know, a guy. I mean, I've heard Dick Napolo put out an album for free on YouTube because it was too dangerous for Netflix, he said, and too honest for Comedy Central. And he basically did a pretty bad Photoshop of him flipping off a bunch of protesters and Black Lives

and Matter protesters and Me Too protesters, which seems to me to me. fallback if your whole position which you know you kind of pretend to be is like you know I'm just sick of being told what to say and then you you know the person you immediately go after or like Black Lives Matter protesters who I guess

he's one of these people who looks at Black Lives Matters and goes you know these people are just out to get cops you know fire I mean if you have to look at the landscape out there and say you mean these cases you know I don't even

give the benefit of the doubt to the opposition I mean they're shooting kids they're shooting fucking I mean maybe that's maybe look I we're not going to give a shit when they shoot this kid you know they fucking am I trying to get political here

oh yeah yeah I'm always getting political but you know with a Tamir Rice woman they fucking oh we had a gun they they fucking shot him before they even they were stumbled out of the car shooting that kid and we're going to pretend like they go where they're going too far

they're attacking police shot the fuck up but you know de paolo he had to apologize he put one of the people I'm sorry to laugh one of the people he put on there was like like a slain I don't know if he was who was slain by it's still I think it's still kind of sketchy

but like a Black Lives Matter protester who was killed last year and someone called him out on it and he had to be like oh I'm so sorry so I mean you know why not put him on you know name the baby after him instead of Archie Bunker that's what I'm saying you know

it's it would be It would, you know, I think I'm not, like, feeling too sorry for Nick Apollo. It was a stupid move, and I don't think it came from a good place. But, you know, it's pretty still a person, and he's got a bad week, so maybe they'll cheer him up. Name the baby after him. And it'd be a sign of unity, because it's a biracial baby, a mixed-race baby. And so it's a sign of, like, you know, like, he wouldn't, you know, it's not exactly something he wouldn't endure. I don't call him a racist or anything.

I mean, it's, it'd be an olive brain. branch to less tolerant people, let's just say. So I nominate that we name the baby Nick DePaulo, Windsor. I know they ain't picked the archery already, but I think, go for it. You know, change it. You literally run the country. You're the sovereigns. Why not name it?

Why don't name Nick DePaulo dash Casper the Friendly Ghost, Windsor? And just, yeah, so that's a happy baby. It's a happy baby. It's healthy. I guess it's a boy, if they name is Archie. So congratulations to Prince Harry, who I have not heard back on whether or not he bombed in the hospital. I mean, speculation abounds. I assumed it might have happened.

You can look at last week's episode for more details on that. But a lot of people are flurry with this law in Georgia, speaking of babies. and we go from a happy story of babies to one of I don't know what Georgia's passed a law where basically they call it a heartbeat law saying that you know we're not going to allow you to have abortions

on any kind of case any baby fetus that has a detectable heartbeat which basically means six weeks which is before most people even know they're pregnant so it's effectively seen as a ban on abortion in Georgia

people are outraged legitimately some I don't first of all I know it bears repeating I don't know where we get off

pretending that the people who oppose abortion or meaningfully care about what happens after a baby's born and more also equally as importantly

you're endorsing the killing of babies around the world I mean when the Navy SEAL chooses someone asked me on Twitter how many times going to mention a Navy SEAL shooting a six-year-old Yemeni girl.

Many times I fucking want, all right? This is not the Navy SEAL fan club. If you want that, go fucking go on Charlie Sheen's Twitter or fucking, you know, go to Chris Kyle's website. Is he a SEAL? Who knows? Go to that guy who supposedly took, uh, took, uh, took a, what's the word, not blame?

What's the opposite of blame? Credit for killing bin Laden, which, uh, you listen to Seymour Hersh is a, bullshit story, but this guy apparently didn't believe in the unit comes first, and you'll take personal glory. No, this fucking got, this tough guy, oh yeah, you shot

a guy who was, look, if the story's even true, you shot a guy who was jerking off into the same bucket he was shitting into, all right? Some fucking old man on dialysis. Oh, you're, you know, you think I'm fucking going to give you, like, props for kill him in a lot. You know, you fucking, why should you

shoot a moving target, you fucking, you you fucking sick i'm fucking sickly yes you were trained for fucking 15 years you're an elite killer and you kill some old man like i'm like it's not even the fact you did like whatever of course you're gonna take the take the shot but like that this is not like some fucking amazing shot that like you like look i know you know we're told that it's not about personal glory and we're gonna fucking you know always you know just let the unit stand this unit and not fucking take credit but no but in this case i really have to take credit no you didn't have to right you're looking at this this is this is the

the myth fall apart of you fucking you know oh these these men are sacrificing and they're fucking for themselves they're fucking look I'm not people like to kill all right let's not pretend that some people don't like to kill and I'm not going to pretend like the kind of person who excels all the way to them a fucking you know an elite soldier status is uh somehow some benevolent king

some fucking just you know he could have been a nurse but he decided to fucking sacrifice and it doesn't enjoy his job at all all right it would be a massive coincidence if he asked me if some of these people didn't like killing uh you know

I get it it's part of humanity or whatever the fuck you know we killed before so I got to do something with that I'm she I guess I mean some people jerk off and some people kill people I don't want to tell you but what was the point Navy SEALs

I don't know oh yeah we're shooting people around the world And, you know, no one's batting eye About, you know, what these fucking, you know, the troops are doing But we got to defend the troops We got to fucking watch out for the troops Oh, the troop, oh, no, the troop might end up Shooting some four-year-old

Doesn't matter fucking Can't have abortions though You can't fucking terminate some fucking kids Who doesn't have brain waves? I don't fucking know I mean, what do I'm going to tell you? Like, this is a clear cut. case of people not giving a shit about you know the autonomy of women about their ability to control their own lives i'm not saying it's not more to it happy mother's day by the way uh

i'm going to say there's not more to it if you are someone who's uh sympathetic to the catholic church's view uh you know every life matters and i i get that people think that but if you really break it down it seems to be kind of convenient that uh life you know matters only when as much as we can kind of, you know, use it as a way to fucking put women into a fucking, you know, harness. And also, can we pretend that the Catholic Church cares? The Catholic Church only cares about not killing kids because they need some of the kids to fuck, all right? We just elephant in the room here, all right? You fucking, what, you're afraid it's going to dry up?

You got every life you can so you can fucking stick your dick near it in it, whatever. I mean, I don't know if you make light of it, but let's not pretend. I mean, is it, when's it going to be enough? When's, if you have a problem with that, when's it going to be enough fucking kids getting, you know, fucking raped and killed and abducted by priests? That, you know, where, that's not taboo to say.

Words like, oh, not all priests, you know? Now, is that the hashtag, not all priests? I mean, the Pope's involved. Every cardinal, these cardinals are involved. It's not a few stray fucking, you know, priests here. But they're going to tell us, you know, what we should do about kids.

How about the Catholic Church takes a fucking takes a fiver and you know stays out of the business of uh what gets done to kids and doesn't get done to kids all right i think they've uh lost a bit of credibility in that case you know call me uh whatever um it's also a coward i mean look the law of land is uh i guess is to try to push the supreme court to uh eventually you know the idea is that it's kind get challenged, of course, and then it goes to the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court's going to, you know, rule and hopefully in their favor. And I guess that's the way the case law works in this country.

You can't say it's cowardly per se. But it does seem like a cowardly. It seems like a bullshit law. The idea, you either outlaw or you don't. I mean, this idea that, like, there's nothing in Roe v. Ways saying, again, anything about heartbeats? I think it's science about heart. I mean, where does a heartbeat become the crucial element of it?

How about brain waves? I mean, your heart can keep beating while you're brain dead. I guess you're still a valid person, but I've seen the brains of people who are brain dead. You know, literally, held them in my hands. They're mushy is all shit. I mean, that's the thing. You don't necessarily realize that. But, you know, brains at best are a little slimy because I just have to take pictures of the brains and prop them up on these.

We used to use the paper towels and make a little ring out of the, like the kind of paper. house you'd find the shitty public school bathroom or in this case or catholic school in my case same ones there's like really just crappy brown paper towels literally what we had we we'd take a you know a bit of that and we'd roll up into a we kind of roll up into like a cylinder and then make a ring out of the cylinder um and then we'd use that as kind of a cradle not so much to hold it like a whole like the weight of it but just a kind of a circle that would kind of not uh because the slime would connect because the board we were putting on with It was a very slippery board.

It was called, I want to say loose sight, but I don't think it was loose sight, but something like that. It was like a metal, a black, not metal, but like a hard, like deep, hard plastic with a shiny, reflective kind of coating to it. And so the brain would slide around. And so the job would be to part of, this is not the only thing we have, because it's a tricky part of the job. because it would just get brains you know at best I'm saying it's slippery but there's all varying degrees of it and so we're getting that here

because it's also moving around as you're trying to positioning it and the goop it leaves under it a brain is once I've did it for a while you learn to manage it but it means when you first encounter it's unwieldy because look don't forget I've mentioned before but all these pictures

had to be clean that's the thing it's blood it's brains inside of people's bodies but they're going to either court or lawyers or some kind of deposition whoever's using these pictures maybe in the trial, maybe Justin, you know, they're medical records, right?

They can't, you know, in reality is you look at an autopsy room while doing an autopsy, it's a goddamn mess, but not like, I mean, because you're cutting up in the body, you know, flesh in there, there's blood, there's just fat, you know, lying around. Literally shit is being, some of it's being extracted,

but some of it just aren't, you know, in the table. There's a lot of stuff in the human body. And no one's doing anything crazy in there, but it gets messy. The table gets messy. But, you know, when it comes down to a picture, you got to fucking, you know, you got to clean all that up. You got to clean the shit. You got to clean the excess pooling of blood you want to kind of stopped up with a sponge. Because the point is to be kind of, you know, sterile and clinical about it.

I mean, you argue the, there's no morality to it, but you argue the, I don't know, the desire for it to be antiseptic or not philosophy of it, you can argue, I guess. But for me, it was a challenge. It was part of the challenge of the job of, you know, getting quality pictures well exposed and well composed and also, you know, clean. So the brain, it's got to be, you know, that goop would be something. It's like when you try to wipe it up, it would be more of a mess. You have to kind of do what you might see in a movie or, you know,

a documentary about like a high-end kitchen. When they have like that dressing with syrupy. it's a thing in high cuisine when they have like the green goop the green sauce on the plate and they want to make just like they dropped it with the dropper and they make a nice like clean

they use it on the rim they take it like a rag and they like and they clean the rim of it so you get that weird little pooling but you know the edge of the plate doesn't get messy and that's what we do basically have to have a firm hand and wipe

this is key thing is pressure while you're cleaning around the brain and the whole all of this is to say that you know basically when you're brain dead it's a lack of oxygen to the brain and the brain literally starts

to fall apart and like people who have been in comas for years before they die it would be like a soupy mess almost there'd still be some structure but like you would barely hold together just kind of like that's what you realize it's like you know maybe science can fix

some things one day I don't know how you're going to fix someone who's been And if someone's in a coma, like, you know, I hear about Michael Schumacher. I don't know what his status is. If you're not familiar with Michael Schumacher, he was in a Formula One world champion seven times, which I used to be into Formula One a lot. And he took a header while he was skiing in the Alps a bunch of years back. And, you know, he was in a coma for years.

No one knows that, you know, really if he's even awake right now. I've heard he might be awake, so maybe it doesn't apply to him. But people who are brain dead, like Terry Schiavo for instance, instance, I don't, their brains are soup. So these babies, you know, that's the more important is the brain status, you know, like, you know, because brain, you know, the heartbeat, these people, those people will have heartbeats, but their brains are, you know, and again, I don't want to be insensitive, happy Mother's Day again, but their brains are kind of soup, so, but they still have

heartbeats. The heartbeat can't be the crucial thing to me. You know, it's got to be maybe brainwave, but also, well, there, there could be a fine line. I don't think that most people who get abortions or people doing it flippantly.

Let's establish that, first of all. It's not something women tend to take lightly. Some people might. Some women do. Look, it's not the... You can be sympathetic to the idea of it, right?

You can go, look, it's, I believe it's a life and it's a shame. But the reality is like, what else are we doing? Why is this your priority? Why is your priority to say, fucking kid like but the kid uh live but then you know who gives a shit after that i'm just talking

about like you know getting people out poverty but just you know just how about us just stop killing people around the world taking over fucking you know countries with the resources indirectly and directly i mean how about we do something about you know this gigantic war machine that we've built instead of worrying about you know some fucking fetus which you know maybe we should have to like have people sponsor this kid Right? Like if you come for an abortion and they say, well, you can't have an abortion. You should have to sponsor that kid and, you know, basically put him through school, maybe buy him some socks. Just buy him toys. I don't know. It'd be nice. It'd be a nice gesture. I mean, look, if you're going to outlaw it for sure, then you need to do this.

I mean, maybe you have to be the kid's new godfather, but not, like, you don't get to be replaced the godfather, but you become a different type of godfather. So some guy in Georgia, who's supposedly Catholic fucking guy, has to, like, you know, go and take the kid to Arby's every once a year. Again, this is not, I prefer just get rid of the law. But if we're going to keep the law, there should be some kind of incentive, you know, some nice perks. Maybe you buy the kid a scooter. You take him at Disneyland.

There's money to be had here. We're spending millions of dollars on missiles. You can't buy this kid a fucking milkshake. that's what I'm saying like why you know teach them how to fucking you know do crew like be a race crew

I'm sure some of these guys were the good schools and they race crew like in a social network with those uh with those wine housing twins wherever his name were

the funk housers wrinklevoss wringle voss twins who uh invented Facebook apparently and was stolen from them they you know

have we just have the Winklevoss twins you know pledge their fucking money to help aborted fetus know, otherwise would be aborted fetuses, learn the row crew. That might be do something.

How about every fetus that wants to get aborted, the mother who wants to abort it? If you want to keep it illegal, then, like, that's the thing. Because it tends to, I assume it, I'm not assuming. I've heard this in the past. I can't guarantee 100% with raw data. I'll follow up another episode maybe on that. But I think a lot of it is lower income people, people,

people with don't have great opportunities. I mean, some of those people who want to postpone the, you know, having a family until they're in a better position, which, God forbid, you want to, you know, control your destiny in this country and not be, you know, owned by Nabisco. Nabisco should also, they should give Ritz Crackers

or all these fucking kids. Some, you know, the WinkleVos twins should really have a, you know, I'm calling it out of them, but let's say we're hashtag WinkleVos, uh, fetal, uh, fetal party.

So it'll be a long hashtag, but I'm going to start the hashtag. like, Winkle vye, we'll call it Winkle. Because people call them the Winkle Vye, right? Because they're Winkle Vass Twins. So the Winkle Vi fetal party. And it'll be a big gala that they throw every year. We're going to basically pressure them. We're going to browbeat them.

This is going to be, I'm counting on you people out there. We're going to exert some pressure on the Wiggle Voss twins. Because I say the Koch brothers, but the Koch brothers don't give a shit. They have no, you can't get to them. There's no shame with the Coke brothers. brothers. They are soldiers through and through. They're killers. They'll fucking put their name on a fucking, you know, Lincoln Center, when they gladly see half of people who work at Lincoln Center executed probably. And if that's slander, you know, I'd love for, you know, these things

to get out there and then someone call it slander. At least people, I know that, you know, they got the message. It's not slander. I said probably. I'm not a lawyer, but, you know, come at me, Coke brothers. I'm not afraid of the Coke. I mean, when they get to kill me, I mean, I'm happy with Lucy. Our life is nice, but I mean, maybe I do want to live. Things, you know, I used to be more of like, I live in a garbage can and kill me. But still, I mean, I don't think I'm going to be what Michael Hastings made.

They're going to fucking, you know, I don't drive anymore. So you have to fucking, you know, get to a lot of Uber drivers and make their fucking cars swear off the road if you want to get me killed. It's a nice perk of not driving. You can't, you know, remote control my car into a tree. You do with Hastings, you fucking scumbags. So come at me. But, yeah, the Winklevoss twins.

It should be a gala. There should be pictures of them as fetuses. They wear as a some kind of badge. You know, an ultrasound picture. And this is me. And you should have to fucking sponsor these kids and get them, you know, buy them, buy them some books, buy them, you know, buy them, teach them the code. I mean, the whole hashtag, you know, what's the coding thing?

Learned the code. Is it learned the code or teach the code? I mean, the whole learned the code thing, I don't want to jump on any bandwagons. This has been the news for a while. But, you know, Twitter apparently bans people because learned to, look, is it kind of, is Twitter anti-conservative? I mean, it may be. It may be. But also, let's not pretend, like, conservatives in the act as conservatives on Trump.

Twitter are doing so the same way that liberals do on Twitter. I'm not saying people will compare like campaigns of you know harassment by let's just say conservative groups, not groups even, but like, you know,

like-minded groups of people trashing people on Twitter, doxing people. I don't, can't you fuckers get offline? I mean, honestly, either way, what do you all? I have like, you know, my followers on Twitter.

I'd love some more, I guess. But, I mean, people interact. You're going to start harassing me. I mean, my Twitter fucking shows, like, 100 notifications on the badge. I go in there. It's nothing. I don't know how to turn it off. Everyone can help me turn off all these notifications.

I would love that because I'm just constantly seeing, like, 25 things. I go in there, and no one's interacting with me. And, like, sometimes it'll go to 26, and that would be someone interacting with me. This is the number, the one extra. So I don't know, if you are getting harassed on Twitter, I mean, just use it less. But, you know, also, you shouldn't harass people. But, I mean, let's not pretend the conservatives aren't, like, the whole, like, learned the code thing. Like, you know, oh, we're making fun of a journalist for saying coal miners should learn the code.

Well, maybe they should learn the code. I mean, what do you want people to do, stay in coal mines? It's a shitty job. I mean, do you read Road to Wigan Pier, which is, I think, people, I bring it up, people are like, oh, fucking Jordan Pearson recommends that. Like, is that what you got it from? You got it from Jordan Peterson? You got Gulago-O-O-Celago from Jordan-Pi... No, idiot.

I don't need Jordan Peterson to tell me to read books, all right? It's not obscure. It's fucking Orwell. And the Gula-O-Ga-Colego is not an obscure book. I don't need some fucking Canadian, you know, just like with a milk-toast fucking philosopher, psychiatrists, is telling me to read a fucking Gulaoacelago, all right? I've heard of Socialese concern it was like fucking 12.

I'm going to say I finished the book. But, you know, I don't need this fucking can nook. I can say it, right? They're Canadians. Ah, I don't know. You can't say Canuck anymore? Is that probably a thing? That's not a race, right?

It's just a country. But, uh, no. So, point is, uh, Jordan Peterson should have to, like, sponsor a kid. I mean, that would be great if Jordan Peterson sponsored a fetus. This is my fetus. His name is Clyde. Uh, all he does is read the ghoul. I'm not saying I want, you know, it'd be the greatest life.

But, I mean, he should have to maybe read the archipelago and to the kid and tell him why, how he cries for the men who talk to him over Skype chat with his therapy sessions. I mean, you know, because he's so touched by how fucking moved he is because these men have a hard time in his modern age. You need meaning in your life. You need meaning in your life. Yeah, no shit. What do you only do? fucking go

why am I going to find my meeting Mr. Peterson? My fucking yelling brow beating some woman is not getting an abortion that meaning Hey what are you? What are you? Some kind of slut who has sex and then gets you know come inside you

Don't get come inside you Jordan Peterson says so What do you want to do? Is that meaning enough for you? Why I mean look I'm the Alyssa Milano cost some heat because she offered up the

idea of a new hashtag, I think it was. I'm not sure the hashtag is Sex Strike, maybe, because I don't know if you were familiar, but Alyssa Milano was actually the one behind co-opting the Me Too hashtag. I say co-opted because I think it was being used by minority women and, you know, disadvantaged, otherwise disadvantaged women. And it wasn't catching heat, but the Who's the Boss star, Alyssa Milano, the star of Charmed, which I think was also in the WB,

she started to use it and it took off and now she's back I mean that was a big hit if you were to start in hashtags that's a big one so you gotta be proud of that and then she's trying to follow up by having a sex strike

which didn't go well apparently people women were saying that you know they shouldn't have to withhold their sexual pleasure in order to have autonomy over their bodies We're like, yeah, sure, you shouldn't have to.

But what are you to tell you? I mean, like, I think you should stop, everyone should stop jerking off. Stop fucking until, for a lot of things. Maybe we can, you know, I would love to get to show Rubicon back on the air. You know, ended up to season one. It dealt with a lot of interesting themes of the intelligence community and military adjustment complex and kind of going to almost a quasi-9-11 scenario. maybe I'll stop

I'll stop jerking off until Rubicon gets back on the air I mean if these strikes aren't going to work anyway maybe I can get some publicity for my favorite shows also and I think in the same year a show on FX called Terriers which I very much enjoyed with Donald Lodge I didn't think it'd be as good as it was but it was kind of a Chinatown-esque

kind of show of a modern day Chinatown almost with private eye that was great too all the last season as well so I will stop jerking off I'll stop putting things in my ass until Rubicon and Terriers get a reboot. Now, I'm not sure if I want a reboot. This brings up an

issue in topic. Why do we want reboots? I don't know if I'm sure if I want it. I mean, you're hard pressed to find someone who loves a rest of development as much as I do. I'm not saying I'm the biggest, but I mean, I'm a big fan of the first three seasons. I love it. I think it was great.

You know, it might even be if I'm going to be an objective, not necessarily my, on paper wouldn't be my favorite show very quippy, I guess the lines are very tightly written, which, I mean, I'm not against that, but I mean, I'm a little more, I like

tend to lean usually more towards like raw, visceral comedy, I guess, but it works incredibly well. I mean, if you haven't seen it, go watch the first three seasons. I can't tell you how shitty the redone version is. I mean, it ended in 2006.

And some people were saying the last see the last half season in 06 wasn't you know the best thing ever some of the little shit on it I think it was fine but I mean I do see how it might have been running out of steam even at that point I mean some shows you have your run I mean in Britain they do

shows six episodes you know maybe two times I mean other shows get more but I mean you know maybe three or four series but there's six episodes seasons they don't go on forever this idea that you need to some of a theme we've brought up many times this show but like you don't you can like something

it doesn't mean you want more of it I don't want a sequel to Apocalypse now, all right? I don't want to... I just watch all the presidents of men again. It was on Netflix. I love that movie. I mean, you know, there's a... I can't vouch for it completely anymore.

You know, Woodward probably is a... If it's not a CIA agent, a asset that is used by the CIA, maybe not, but it doesn't seem... A lot of things point to that, one information points to that, and people, you know, basically said that. It makes you wonder about If you look at Russ Baker's book

Family Secrets A lot of The incidents You know surrounding Watergate You know Were they perhaps Was Nixon less culpable Than it seems

It's possible I mean At the very least A smoking gun Situation Probably wasn't as big a smoke and gun As they'd make it out to be But look he was into some shit

He was a dirty guy Where the guys around him They made him look dirty than he was I don't know The movie's great, though. I love the movie. Do I want a sequel? Do I want a reboot?

No. I don't know why you need reboots of everything. I don't know why you need to have your fandom re... Like, it's never as good. I mean, Mad Max Fury Road might be the only thing. The only thing ever that was like, oh, this is actually where happiness came back. This was good. This was even better than the old ones.

And here's the difference. No one asked for it. I mean, I'm sure there's a few Mad Maxx. fanatics who were you know excited who might have been asking for a new one but you know it was something George Miller wanted it to do for decades

I didn't feel like the technology was there was ready for it I guess he had to go make bag babe pig in the city to learn the tricks of CG and you wouldn't have thought that would teach you everything you needed to know but it apparently did it was a great movie

but like point to one of a fucking thing that's uh that's good when you bring up a ghostbusters and it's not because the women, the movie's garbage. I finally watched it relatively recently. Total trash. Just, I mean, just embarrassing slop. I mean, it's remarkable because I'm a Paul.

I was a Paul Feek fan. I mean, I liked Freaks and Geeks. I think he was also involved in underclad. I'm not sure, but the other show by Appetale he made right after some of the same people. But either way, I mean, Freaks and Geeks is great. I like Bridesmaids a lot. The Bridesmaids is a very funny movie.

I only see it, you know, maybe once, but great I watched it again sometimes I saw something for the laundromat you know not too long ago

and I want to watch that I mean so you look at that you know how you would think how bad could it be I like all the actresses

um you know they're all being Kate McKin's great uh fucking blanking on some of the other ones Kirsten Whig great

um you know Lelze Jones I think is very funny I mean you know in SNL she tends to just

flubber lines a lot but I think she's got a great comic energy and she wasn't flubbing lines in this, so it didn't matter it's just, the movie was crap, the script was bad. It wasn't directed well.

No one gave a shit. The acting was just like it was, why, you know, so whatever. Like, you know, what else? There's fucking, uh, rest of development. I mean, name anything. Name anything. The X-Files. No one gave a shit about that coming back. It's all shit.

The Star Wars movies all suck. Not just the last one. People, if you should, I'm going to bring up again two weeks in a row, but if you should have on the last one, uh you know shout out to a guy named a guy in twitter named moller

uh or not twitter i guess on twitter but youtube uh his things are a little long sometimes but he made his long fucking uh he hates you know the last star wars movie but you know he did he brought up something which i've been saying since the jump to that the first one was shit the first new one the force awakens dog shit it's like it's just paint by numbers like soft reboot like why do you need this

Just watch the old thing. You're just as bad as Lucas if you think he shouldn't have put the special edition in the Grito shooting first. You're just as bad if you want to redo it. Watch old shit. Watch shit. I'm watching all the President's Men. It's a dry, very like kind of, I don't know what's the word.

I mean, I like things that are a little more esoteric. I like Michael Clayton a lot. You don't see Michael Clayton. Watch it, but I don't know if you don't like it as much as me. I like all the President's Men. A lot of those 70s, like the French. connection and like those 70's style of the same the original palom one two three there's a certain kind of energy to that not all of it's just dry as all the president's men uh it's not like a boring

movie but it's look you these movies are made in a way where it's like you know it's taking the elements of drama and like you know suspense and but you're putting instead of someone punching each other or whatever the fuck and it's from char chase it's like guys reporting and researching and like in the library like it used to be the whole thing was you can make anything interesting. Now, the people out there they just want, I don't know what you want, you want the same story. Like, stop

going to see the same thing over and over again. I mean, Marvel did an interesting thing with this whole, the MCU. I thought Endgame had it great. That's a great. A lot of these movies are crap, but I mean, the whole project was ambitious, so you can't knock it too much. And it is probably better than

what you had in a decade before, which was just, you know, over and over, Brockheimer films, and and Transformers films. But, I mean, look, so I'm a little guilty of the... A little Game of Thrones. I mean, it's like, you know, if you can't even let a show end now

without going to shit, and you wanted to bring it back. Like, that's the thing. Like, how many... There's a handful of shows that, like, really even ended well and, like, made the whole thing where it felt like, you know,

there's the shield, which is the best, in that regard, as far as being a whole story. The wire is right up there with it. The wire I felt the last seat, great, but just like, and we're talking about thin margins of difference, you know, but the Americans was great.

You know, Breaking Bad. I'm, you know, I don't know a lot of spoken. It's still a great show, but, you know, it's a little overrated. It just gets annoying when someone's like, I love Breaking Bad. I love the, I don't want to spoil it for you, but I love the part where fucking, you know, the dad from Malcolm in the middle of fucking, you know,

shit's cancer shits, and then fucking becomes a king of everything. is it on a meth, but then, like, they never watch anything otherwise good, you know? They don't watch the Americans, they let that fucking shit fall apart. You know, Rubicon's gone because they won't watch that, but you're going to keep re-watching Breaking Bad. It's a fine

show, though. Uh, you know, what else is there? It's fucking, uh, the prows is great. I mean, look, my point is, like, we talk about the gold age of television, but there's a handful of shows that really made it all the way through without being terrible, and you want to bring them back. You want to fucking like just, it's

just you're being lazy you're being and i get it i've watched the office more times than i want to count the american office which i didn't even like it first uh it grew on me but the very you know i i i just kind of come home and i not want to think about what i was watching i would just turn it on and it was lazy and it's so i'm not judging you from a place of uh you know being some perfect you know i'm obviously not you know i have my my foibles but the best let's not pretend like like don't clamor for more office You know, just take what you have. Take the slop you have.

Why don't you go watch a Tarkovsky film. Go watch Ivan's childhood. It's fucking fantastic. Go watch Stalker. Go watch fucking the original Solaris, even, if you want something you've heard of. You go watch them. Get out there. Fucking, you know, meet your congressman.

Go take them out to dinner. Can you take your congressman at the lunch? I would love to do that. I would love to get a nice pastrami sandwich with my congressperson and you pick their brain. That should be something you have to do. If you should have a lottery. uh i don't know what this has to do shows but the point is like stop going why is your childhood so important to you what do you what are you trying to like was you what do you just get blowjops

as a kid like that you liked i mean that's like consensually that's not everything i guess you can't but i mean like was just some great fucking thing like my college was fine uh i don't like i don't know the things i like as a kid i like the exo squad as you know i like to fucking bucky o'hare and the Ghostbusters cartoon I don't watch them now I'm an adult and like there are some things that are stradlet well if you have kids show them

Star Wars show them Star Trek but why do you need to keep repeating you know finding these fucking it's just it's just bizarre to me you know go play racquetball go learn how to fucking

you know carve wood go learn how fucking you know make a synthesizer when I was a kid I built my own synthesizer I'm, you know, it's funny, I'm back into making beats again. So, you know, maybe I'll change the theme song for this show. I don't really call it making beats.

I make electronic music. I'm not some guy who's trying to, you know, go to Jay-Z and be like, hey, you want to buy some of my beats? I mean, maybe I should. I should probably focus on, because my songs have been somewhat meandering sometimes. Or, I don't know. I have different tastes. But maybe that'll be my goal for the years. I'll try to sell Jay-Z a beat.

or if you any look you Cump podcast at gmail.com or at Ray Cump you know let me know what rapper you think I would be best suited to selling beats to because I got you know I'm using reason again you know propelhead read the program and I'm just making music as kind of I'm liking it

and I used to make synthesizers another kid who was into this stuff and I built one once I had the back of some fucking how to do electronics book from Radio Shack they had a voltage control oscillator and a fucking loaf with a lopez filter

a high resonance filter I built these things like capacitors and resistors I don't know if they still I mean by the time I got to it Radio Shag was declining as far as a place you can go and get like

electronic components I mean like I'm talking about like circuits like a resistor and if you're not feeling where a resistor is I mean basically you have a power source and you let's just say you're going to a light a resistor is something that would like

be a little cylinder and would go in between and like reduce the amount of electricity we kind of absorb I guess from like a better term electricity they go into the light from the power source so like you know in the capacitor would kind of charge up like a battery

these little things little like in pieces I don't know the silicone whatever and like you know circuits you buy like this is the kind of shit I did I was a fucking I was out there I was doing crazy shit and I was using what's called breadboard the breadboards basically instead of like you know soldering wires

and shit you just plug there's a bunch of holes and you basically kind of use that as kind of a temporary like trying stuff out before you solder it together so I built a rudimentary synthesizer using that and then I try to get my dad to help me solder

because he used to solder like my headphones when they would break which I guess is a different thing to solder in circuits because I took the whole thing apart and then it has a two seconds he like I can't do this and he couldn't help me and so my synthesizer was lost to that I couldn't put it back together but I didn't I guess I was just lazy

we're just disheartened I was thinking about I lost all my stuff in the storage unit anyway years later so I've lost that thing I'm going to hurt if I lost that thing

I built a sympathizer so it's probably the best that it just failed but those are the kind of things you can try but stop fucking that you want another fucking season

of the West Wing I love Aaron's circuit but I don't want more West Wing just stop asking for more I mean Netflix like stop you're just watching trash

I'm sure umbrella Academies, it looks fine, but it's probably not going to be great. The Golden Age TV is over. It is over. David Dorn's is terrible now. Even if it wasn't, it's the last season. You know, if you have a better show, you come at me with it. You fucking tell me about it.

At Ray Kump. You fucking Kump podcast, Kump pod at Gmail. Whatever, at Ray Kump. You fucking tell me, because I've been, I'm pretty sure there's nothing great left. It's all in the past. And I'm not going to do it. There's something about when, they just need too much content

too many competing that's what we were thinking about capitalism maybe this is there is something to this I mean the alternative isn't great and it's not better but there is a this is that we once you have we have all this competition sometimes

when it's you know there was something about having to get you wouldn't have thought that the networks were doing that much right because I'm watching this fucking show I don't know critique comics on here but yeah whatever I mean I'll just be the

you uh what you call it you fucking some comedy show you should leave i think you should leave and a lot of it's very funny it's just very it's kind of this is not an example of something that sucks it's an example of something i like a lot um and then some but just very hit and miss and i put it on the network in this case Netflix i feel like they just don't care enough they don't care like they just need too much content and trying to fill this void and so it's just there's no one's kind of guiding it because like you know I'm not saying there is a ton of trash on other networks but

usually if it's good it's better than it's a little more consistent is all I'm saying and so I don't know but then you watch AP Bio I like the first season and second season the first episode was terrible so maybe it's something to think about because it's not about being better

I mean this whole culture on YouTube about like shitting on these shows and like fucking what went wrong and some of it's good Like, in one case, Lucy fucking sent me a link of a guy who we wrote the Game of Thrones Episode 3 from the season, which sounds dushy, but his story actually was a better story to fit in with the whole thing better. But in most of these cases, you know, it's these guys shitting on things, and it's like, you've never done anything.

And I guess I find a little frustrating. I mean, the lack of awareness on their part, we're just going to, like, you know, trash the work of, like, you know, at least people who are, like, somewhat accomplished. but there does seem to be an interesting thing of it's scary almost because people who do great work like the guys who made the rest of development made a great show

and now it's just they lose it and that's a scary sometimes you just lose it and it makes you appreciate guys like Kubrick who didn't lose it he was also very careful about what projects he did and took seven years between projects

and times but yeah it's amazing how it can just all go away you can have it and then you lose it and then it's just all shit and there's nothing there was something that's

you like to think of your artists as you know these kind of wise people have their hand on you know someone who's got and maybe it's a metaphor for life because you like to think someone's got their hand as Thompson said in a fear of low thing someone

guiding the light at the edge of the tunnel you know someone someone who knows what's going because it's also random and the thing you love will turn to shit and there's no way around it I mean I wish there was I mean look the shield was great but it's not like Sean Ryan made a bunch of shows after that that were great

the best you can hope for hope for my fucking Ted Kennedy the best you can hope for is to you know just come in for a good landing before it all goes away you know before you lose it and then don't go back to the well just fucking let it stand and that's the move

so that's a moral it's a Mother's Day moral so I guess to bring it to Mother's Day you know maybe don't have another kid if you have a great kid leave it you know if your kid sucks maybe have another one but if you got two great kids don't maybe don't try for a third but who am I to tell you that's for women to decide not for me

and that's the biggest moral is let women decide what to do with their bodies and uteruses and all that all that stuff so we're just going to wrap it up I want to shout out to my page Let's bring up our list. You people are important to meet.

Diane Cage, Brit Poundown, Michael Ricardo, Richard Hofstetter, Jason Duberville, Gary Barberer, Ryan LaRocke, Keith Veronese, Eric Frankel. And new this week, we have Gay Kump. I think it's kind of problematic name, I guess, in theory, but I'm going to use it as a chance to celebrate gayness. And I hope that's what, I'm assuming that's the intent of it, is to celebrate homosexual. sexuality and the freedom and the beauty of it. So gay cump, it's a, you know, don't be afraid to live your best life and come out and, you know, just be happy. So just that. Also, last but not least, Julian Assange, we have not managed to get any help to him yet, but I'd like to at least make him some soup. So Julian, if you're listening,

listening, I hope you are. We're going to try to get you some soup in prison or something, maybe a biscuit, maybe some kind of, can you give soup to prisoners? I'm not sure. I know that Attica movie. They got the hot soup motherfucker and he drew the soup and then he started a riot. So soup's probably a sensitive subject in prison,

but maybe some kind of, like a pudding, we can get him a pudding or buy him some ramen. I think that's currency in prisons. So that would be good. Something we have in comedy. We both like a ramen. So yeah, thanks for listening. You can go, you know, review me on iTunes if you like a podcast, give us a five-star review or, you know, whatever you like.

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