Kump - 19 - Don't Make Friends at the Gas Station
Episode Date: May 20, 2019Ray discusses Metal music, how he relates to his gas station attendant, and the fall of Game of Thrones. ...
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Hello, welcome to come to the day late, you know, what you're going to do, uh, had a much of a concert this weekend.
Hello, by the way.
I feel we jumped into things too quickly.
How are you?
I went to a concert this weekend in New Jersey.
I mean, none of the bands were anything particularly wanted to see.
There was a...
I mean, dance was the dead.
I don't know. We've heard of them.
There was a synth wave band.
My friend likes them.
We were playing Rocket League, and he's playing the goddamn music.
And it is pretty good.
So you want to come see these guys?
Sure.
and the headlining
there was opening
the headlining band
is a thing called Avatar
which I don't know
how many of you kids
out there were metal fans
I've never been that
in the metal
I mean
I don't understand
I get
you know
I like them
the music's fine
the fast
your fingers move
and the guitar
it's fine
I don't mind
it
but these kids
are all very sad
a lot of the time
you know they have
depression
I don't know
I'm not mad
of depression
people
people, you know, people who were sad, but, you know, I just never, it's like at one point
he says, because they have a good show, these avatar guys, they have his face makeup,
and the guys, you know, he's in the drone and the fucking light show, and everyone's just
fucking loving it, and they're high-fiving, and this is great, and they're moshing, I guess.
I was by the bar, yeah, it was like my, it was like an Alice Cooper knockoff or my chemical romance,
but harder, you know, they're like, you know, I like my chemical romance, but, you know,
They did the whole, I'm wearing, you know, a marching band,
but pretending this is a medieval clothing kind of thing.
Like, they're wearing these fucking, like, these big button things,
which I think they think are, like, you know, military things.
But they really just look like marching band clothing.
But it works.
You know, everyone's in a uniform.
They look good.
At one point, they go and like, look, how are you feeling you're sad?
And it's like, you know, look, sometimes life sucks.
That's why we're here to help you out.
and like going this whole thing
and I get it
but like I don't know
that's why I never like metal
because everyone's just like
you know
we don't fit in
or outsiders
and we never
like why I don't want to be
like I'd always rather
just be you know
castigated and thrown
to the wolves
than to be a part of some
you know
group of outsiders
never liked the idea of that
and never liked the idea of like
you know
finding you know
emotional support
where the guy who works
at a gas station
maybe we're at a gas station
that's fine but I mean like
but that's my like relationship to you
you know where the guy who works at my gas station
is like you know
when you go home you're you're a man
or a woman and you have children who suckle your teeth
and you have relationships and people
but like you're a guy who pumps my gas
so like you know I don't want to tell you about how
you know sometimes I think about you know
incest too much
I don't know
there's much too much incest porn and I think it makes me a bad
person you know i don't want to tell with my gas station guy or even the guy who's like you know
selling CDs to the gas station that neither one uh anyone hangs out of gas stations but that's not
the venue where you should meet people uh it's not like you know i don't want to like by political
conversations to happen at a gas station or 7-11 similar idea you know if i see if you know i could
be friends of anyone at a 7-Eleven but i
I don't want to meet you, excuse me, I don't want to meet you at a 7-Eleven.
I don't want that to be our nexus, our relationship, like, that seems weird.
You should expect more.
Like, you know, I work in a place where there's, like, people who wash the dishes and, you know, they're like a janitorial service, I guess.
I don't know.
And, like, they're fine.
I don't care.
I don't talk to, like, 99.9% of people who work there at all, alone, like, some people get all like, oh.
these people are crazy and they're saying they're going to say this whole
year I would never complain about anything they do
and I'm not saying I'm not complaining like I'm rat in the matter
or anything but sometimes it's get the guy the garbage caning like
just purposely gets in my way and it's like not purposely
but just kind of like there's no reason for to be like him
to be carrying four trash cans at once and always be
I digress my point is I brought up once
because we're talking about like something that was annoying and oh you can't
question that and it's like you're the class salute the psychopath
have because you're afraid to even like bring up the fact that that guy like put the trash
in there kind of passive aggressively oh because they make less money you don't even know how much
money they make you probably make shit money you fucking what you want you want to these people
want to be in a position where they can go I um I I can't I look down on this I can't
fucking you know I can't fucking question what they do because I you know they make they probably
make very little money and they're like you know they probably doing I mean it might make that great
who knows the point is though like
but it's the job like yeah
that guy's not like
I assume this might be this guy's second
job who gives a shit like you know he's doing
stuff he's grinding I've had shit jobs
it's like I don't think I'm better than anyone
inherently I mean there's plenty of people
like me do I think I'm better than but you know
not because they fucking work somewhere
or they do something it's just you know when you talk to someone
it's just like they start telling you how they fucking
don't like bugles or something
and like well you're an idiot
you know like I've never
I would never fucking eat a hot pocket
it's like yeah I know they're not great but you never eat a hot pocket
you're pretending like you're always
eating Amy's
what's that vegan brand amies
I don't eat Amy's mac and cheese I don't eat
Kraft mac and cheese it's like
it's your preference of fine but like don't tell me
you would never eat go oh it's disgusting
because of cancer you know
what you even know about can't
what is what I'm saying this is the kind of things where I'm like
I'm better than you
I have to be better than that person
I'm just like I don't like I'm not saying
if you eat Amy's but you know the fact you're gonna bring it up to me
and be like oh I don't focus you eat craft I'm like yeah I get at a corporation
and it's fucking you know you don't want to be eating corporate food all the time but like
don't like you never eat it I have fucking frozen pizza yesterday it was fine I had a
pizza pizza from the concert it was like in some kind of you know receptacle they put
like the pretzels in or something it was all right it was fine you know I was out there
and I'm in Sayerville, New Jersey.
And they fucking, you know, whatever.
It's like, you know, there was nothing around
but the VFW Hall.
I could have tried my luck there.
Maybe they had big hoagie,
a big fucking hero, party hero.
Best thing ever.
Side note.
I mean, they should make a Patreon
where all you do is buy,
it's like, you don't support my art.
You just buy me a hoagie.
But, like, I want a chunk of a party hero.
I like the idea of knowing
that there's more like I can get more,
but that it's
I don't know, again, this might sound socialist, I don't know,
but I like the idea of, like,
this is your chunk of the party hero.
There's a big party hero.
This is the idea is it's whimsical to me.
Like, there's a party hero,
and here's a chunk of it.
And, like, there's nine feet of this,
but here's, you know,
here's three inches or six inches.
I guess six inches are good.
They're pretty thick.
They're taller, and the bread's really Italian bread.
So, you know, it's not like subway
where it's like, here's your foot,
which is really, what, like, 11 inches,
they say?
here's your 11 inches of like wet bread
that I made that up I think someone else
I don't want to steal someone's line
wet bread sounds like
I'm taking that from someone
but you get you know
it's a great line so credit to whoever
wrote it probably someone's famous and rich
and I'm just fucking going
I don't want to steal your line like hey
you can use it on your podcast
they probably would say that they saw like you
I'm sitting in a closet
you know surrounded by like dirty underwear
and the
you know what else I got here
a couple of shoe organizers
that we use to organize things
we put our things as a shoe organizer
not shoes but other things
you know socks and underwear
and like that like Dane Cook
if it was Dane Cook's long he'd see that and go like
look I know my brother stole like $100 million for me
but like you're a disgusting animal
and you can use that sub line about wet bread
because I don't
I just want to leave and not talk to you anymore
so I'm not going to like engage of you
and tell me you know what to say it
and then he spit on me
and then even though he said he wanted to leave,
he would start hitting me with a shoe
and I wouldn't take it,
but like, I mean, like, yeah, reality is he might, you know,
he's a rich guy, he might be studying,
might have studied jiu-mix martial arts.
Here's a fucking pair of socks.
Honestly, I mean, I'm a kidding.
I fucking, I need to order more socks
because, uh, I mean, I don't know where they go.
I mean, I had like two full bags of them
and now I have like a rotating thing of four pairs.
Is this a fucking thing too?
Holy shit.
Is Lucy been hoarding socks on me?
This is three pairs of socks.
Wait, four pairs of socks.
This is not a bit.
I just discovered four pairs of socks on top
and folded laundry.
Another fucking pair of socks.
What's going on?
Holy shit.
Six pairs of socks.
Lucy's asleep right now.
I'm in the clock.
Why is?
the podcast not me going through my clothes because this is fascinating i'm in the closet just
paint a picture again lucy's asleep you know she's she's a heavy sleep so i'll have to yell
you know yell in your ear to wake her up you know when this is done i've been missing socks
for months i've been like wearing them longer and they should because you know i can't do
laundry every two days it's just paint it's not like it's a pain he has to do and i've been like
kind of meaning to order socks and it's never get around and i i just found
literally on top of this there's like a pile of folded clothes
six pairs of socks that were buried underneath this is fucking
I should be shot in the face this is my podcast I mean if you're
doing it to my Patreon thank you um
maybe we'll have the pot the sock updates on the Patreon only feed that we
start uh because this is probably not but this is for to me this moves me
you this is called Kump and you're curious about what drives Kump
you've heard you've all heard me
talk about the morgue and the jail and the mosquito lab and my you know take on economics and
but you want to know more about what drives a man who does these things and says these things
like this is it i get excited about finding six pairs of socks i think anyone would this is
oh shit this is a different set of socks but no seven seven pairs this is a big day for me you know
sock i mean i think sinatra um i think it was sinatra never wore um um
a pair of socks twice if you ever put on a fresh pair of socks you remember they're not that
expensive if you if you don't remember the feeling go buy a new bag of socks because it's not bad it's
like what 10 bucks 15 bucks you get six socks well 12 but six pairs put it on it feels amazing right
it's soft it's cushiony and like look sinatra made money i mean he was married to maryl monroe
or he just he just beat her i don't know uh he hit her
He was with Monroe, right?
I don't remember. It doesn't matter.
DiMaggio, was it Frank?
Look, I'm sure he, you know, beat her at the very least.
And the point is he had money.
And one, I'm sure he indulged in a lot of luxuries,
but one of them was, I'm never going to wear a pair of socks twice.
And I get that because I could almost afford that.
I mean, the amount you spend on coffee and soda, I could afford that.
You don't have to make that much money to be able.
to be able to afford that.
I mean, to be able to say,
well,
it's not a stupid good move.
Yeah,
maybe.
But you could afford
to not wear socks more than once.
And that's an interesting thing.
Maybe I will do that.
Because,
like,
that would just give me confidence.
Not that I need confidence anymore.
I got plenty of confidence.
Like,
people must stay confidence for, like,
thinking you're going to succeed.
I mean,
I'm saying in general certain things.
People go like,
oh,
you know,
you should have more confidence.
Like, no, I'm just not going to win this triathlon.
Like, I'm at the moment, I'm very fat, and I've been for a while.
You know, I could get in shape again.
I ran five miles a day, you know, at this point, I mean, five, six years ago, who knows?
But, you know, I'm not lying about that, but, you know, I have to do the work.
People, you know, you'll, you say that guy's funnier to me, but, oh, don't say that.
Like, why?
It's true.
It's like, I don't think I could not get funnier.
But, like, you know, there's a certain people, maybe it's a lack of inherent.
confidence but people tend to like overcompensate my opinion for uh like any kind of pursuit
when you like i mean don't don't let get you down but i'm a guy who i'm a realist i like knowing
i like logic like knowing the fucking thing uh whatever the reality is so it's like you know
if i if i if i uh need to if i uh need to you know what i would lose 100 pounds to do this thing
and it's like probably gonna do that soon like we won't say that well no but i
I have to do the fucking work, but I'm not going to do the work.
I know I'm not going to do the work.
I don't want it that bad.
I'm like, is the people, like, think there's a whimsy to these youth.
You can do anything you want.
I mean, it can, but, like, look at yourself.
Do you really think you're going to?
At a certain point, you got to know yourself and know you're like, you know, your tendencies.
You know, I'm a smart guy who procrastinates and is not particularly well organized and
I'm messy.
I can, you know, curb the messiness, but it's still my inherent.
go-to and uh i like stuff and you know fucking salty fast food in my face
it's just some fucking burritos some cheese puffs i love that so it's like yeah you get
in shade but like you you got no like alcoholic knows they want to drink they don't fuck
around they're like yeah i can't have one drink because i'll fucking start you know i'll start
pulling my dick out and or whatever i mean that's i don't want to stigmatize alcoholics i mean they
all pull the, I mean, I don't mean, like, in a regressive way, pulling their dicks out.
But, you know, whatever.
The point is, you know, I mean, I'm not saying alcoholics are all me too guys.
I mean, you know, the guy from Ren. Stimpy.
If you listen to All right was disgusting this weekend, you'll find out that, you know, one of my, not personal icons per se, but, you know, I loved Redden Stimpy growing up, and I learned to respect even more when I got older.
And John Kay was an outspoken, I don't know, critic of animation.
I mean, I didn't read his blog that much, but my friend's show.
I mean, like, this guy's really cool.
And Ren Stimby is great.
And, you know, in the animation style, probably influenced a lot of shit.
And I find out, I mean, this has happened a while ago.
I mean, Lucy's like, I was talking about Ren Stibby.
He's like, oh, you know, we got me too.
And he's like fucking, you know, corresponding with teenage girls.
And like, not that matters, but they look even younger than 16.
Like, you know, it was no good.
No good.
What did I bring it up?
I don't know.
it was a slightly depressing
not in a way of like
you know look
the people who fucking
annoy me the ones who go
you know this guy was you know
if you were oh this guy was ever talented
you know like
like the whole louie if he's fucking
he wasn't the show it's never funny
you fuck you
I mean this is a complex dark murky world
we're talented people shitty
and nice people suck at things
and there's other things in between
sometimes talented people are nice
and you know the opposite
it doesn't matter that that's the human condition that's i mean this is the thing
this is what art used to i don't know what people expect that are art they want i mean i'm
saying you should expect you know people to solicit 16 year old girls but you know
the yeah just the lack of uh an appreciation of the murkiness of life it's like you know
like you know what made the 70s cinema interesting wasn't the anti-hero per se in my opinion
like you know the fact that they studied darker people it was
you know studying the kind of great area between everything and you know look at apocalypse now
if you haven't seen apocalypse now I mean you don't I mean you're old enough to listen to this
podcast and like if you listen to this and you haven't watched apocalypse now like stop listening to
this I guess and go watch apocalypse now because like I'm not as good as apocalypse now I mean
that's the other thing like I don't know what podcast you'd have to have where I'd be like well this
episode's better than apocalypse now this is this is clearly superior to like that film
insane. I mean, I guess you can't watch
Apocalypse now while you're driving a forklift
or if you're on a forklift, I mean,
you know, cool.
Because that's a
if you're in a potato bread warehouse, I'm
with you. I, you know, I used to listen to the
podcast while I was listening, you know,
or street economics or whatever the fuck.
Well, I was in a potato bread warehouse.
So,
mazel taff or whatever. But,
uh, yeah, the murkiness
of a pot, you know, like, it's like, it's, it's not about,
war is hell or
you know this guy's doing bad shit
it's like you know
Kurtz is pure evil no one's denying
that this thing he's evil but he's making
sense like you can make you can
be correct you can make sense
I mean that's the reality the murkiness of
like sometimes the correct thing is the evil
thing but that's correct in the sense that you should
do it but like the lot like
there's a weird ambiguity
in between sometimes
like there's a thing of knowing
you don't do the thing I'm not going to
trying to condense it. The point is
the thought, the question.
I mean, you look at, you know,
full metal jacket.
It's like, you know, it's an anti-war film.
Like, Cooper's saying, over the weekend, we're talking about it.
Yeah, Kubrick says in an interview or something,
you want to make an anti-war film. He just wanted to make a
fucking, you know, a real war,
film about war. But yeah, it's
clearly a fucking, you know, it's just playing
of critical, I mean,
the guy's not an idiot, the guy's smart than you,
Kubrick, he fucking knows, you know,
he fucking saw what's really
going on and uh it's dark it gets to the horror of war but like the point is like you don't need
to beat people over the head with it nor should it's like you don't it shouldn't be it's not
desirable for that you don't fucking want that like and the people who would go well is he taking
the stand in you just like I don't know what you think the role of an artist in society is
for that matter of philosopher even like these are the great questions that don't have answers
like there might be some answers at some time
like morality I'm not saying like it's all
subjective I'm saying the point
is that these are ambiguities
their tendencies they're like you know
the whole idea of you know do you
do this to the greater goodness and like
is this evil even though it saves more people
it's like these are the things that you
grapple with there is never going to be
even though there might be a concrete answer
in one situation you don't have it for the other
I'm not talking more moral relativism
I'm talking with the fact that like
these are fucking things
as you grapple, like the understanding
the parameters of thought, and the
parameters of morality, and like, you know,
the understanding consequences of morality.
If you were just, you know, if you were just going
to sit there and go, like, you know, moral
absolutism or whatever, well, no, this is definitely evil.
Sure, but what's that telling you?
What's that informed? Like, how was that enriching your
perspective at all? It's not.
You fucking, you know,
you understand
the, some, that, the potential
price of benevolence. You know,
you show mercy and that guy ends up killing your
kid, you know, does it mean you never show mercy? No, but you understand, you know,
you grapple with all the different, you know, permutations of fucking possibilities that
happen when you take certain courses of action. Like, these are the kind of things that,
you know, these are the, if there's any practical gain from philosophy and thought, like,
yeah, these are the things, like, you know, understanding perspective. And like,
you don't, you don't need some guy who fucking went to NYU to teach you about, you know,
the moral, you know, virtue of fucking, you know,
using swift action in a combat situation
to, you know, oh, yeah, we day-pombed them,
we saved more lives in the end,
but I feel justified because there's, you know,
Chauncey over here who went to fucking Tisch School of the Arts
made this fucking short film that really made me feel good about myself.
Like, no, no one needs that.
And you don't need art to just be there.
It's like, explore all the new ones.
and just
show and then
you don't fucking need
it's not even a matter
of being spoon fed
people think
I don't want to be spoon fed
and it's almost like
the connotation is like
I know all this shit
I don't need to be told
you should never be told
it makes it bad art
you know
and it's not because
you know
if people don't get it
let them not get it
and I think you know
why is
not everything's there
for the first of you
doing i mean yeah if you're making fucking transformers the last night sure you know give me a
fucking spoon uh because i'm not gonna like watch it again or even the first time because i mean
i watched one i watched the first one years ago it was cute enough it was fine i'm like i
ain't seen the theater i guess it's fine and then i watched another one a few years later and it was
just uh i mean someone else described it as like putting uh i think was a red letter media guys
or it was like putting
no it was the guy from screen
it doesn't matter but it doesn't matter I guess
I'm attributing now so it does matter
I think it was a guy from screen rent perhaps
the Ryan Georgia
but point is putting like you know
a bunch of computer circuits
into a fucking blender or something
it looks like trash
it's terrible filmmaking
why am I talking about Transformers
I'll be making that
yeah you know
show tell me what you're doing
because I don't know what the fuck you guys are doing
in that movie you fucking sitting there
and you got robots and they're from the future
or the past
and there's fucking dinosaurs now
when you watch trailers
and they're fucking just
shoving circuit boards up your ass
and they're sucking their own
fucking robot dicks
and they're like
how do you even get there
like if you could fucking
transform a 90 degree angle
I would just suck my own
fucking robot dick
but you know
I don't know
like what's driving them
I mean I'm one of these guys
who thinks you only get driven
like you know sex is the reason
men do anything
no but like
you know
if you don't have a dick
and you're a robot
Like, what is, like, the, I'm not saying there isn't one.
I'm just asking, like, it's not, like, are you an artist?
Because these robots aren't doing art.
They're not doing, they're not doing, they're not fulfilling.
Like, they're just kind of existing and trying to get this device.
So they can do what?
I don't know.
Live in their homeland, but you're robots.
Like, I don't know.
Maybe they can, why is, is there one that, like, blends?
They should make a blender.
He just gives people margaritas and gets them to like him that way.
He goes to a bar.
He goes, here's a drink.
But, I mean, you know, if there were sentient robots and one was a blender, transformer style, and you were a woman at a bar, I don't know if I would recommend taking a drink from them, because they may not have dicks, but he's trying to get something from you.
And, you know, it comes from inside him.
And you shouldn't drink from, you know, the things that are inside people until, you know, you definitely want, you know, whatever equivalent does of fucking a robot.
You know, if you want to get intimate and you swap fluids, then you get to drink his margarita.
But I think it's kind of presumptuous for a robot to, like, you know, be a blender, make your margarita that's inside him.
And you know, and you drink it.
I kind of feels like, you know, it almost feels like one of those Bukaki videos where someone's like putting the cum in the champagne glass and she's drinking the shit.
I never got that.
I mean, a gang band can be, you know, nice to watch in the sense of, like, she's getting dicks on all sides, and she's liking it.
You know, she's like, oh, yeah, this is great.
And, like, I'm tugging these dicks and this dicks in my ass.
And I'm just sucking dick.
She's like, she's just full of dick.
She's probably comfortable.
It's warm.
But, and then the whole Bukaki thing, you know, okay.
Like, you know, a lot of people coming on her.
It depends on they do it.
A lot of times it's not great.
but then the whole drinking
that's why I can't even
I've never seen a drinking of come video that I liked
and I'm sure you've always
porn's always the thing we find the exception
where you find that one
video of whatever particular porn star
and the way she looks at the camera
while she's slurping up this come out of a glass
and like this is fantastic
and then you start chasing that high
and you don't it can be dating
but in general I don't like
Bukaki champagne glass drinking
videos
and I feel like there's something similar to that
with the transformer
who is a blender
and he makes margaritas
again this is not something that was in the movie
this is just I'm saying if that was the case
what were we talking about
I mean I was
oh all right yeah
I mean so don't spoon fed me this shit
I don't need to hear about
I mean I'm I'm sure what
why he just got prompted, but
make better shit.
You know, make more ambiguous
shit. I mean, like the Game of Thrones
I guess,
spoiler alert, I'm not going to, I'm trying to
spoil the big shit, but you know,
if you didn't watch it yet,
maybe wait
before you like keep listening, I guess
look, if you haven't seen this, I
feel weird saying spoiler alert
because this show, it's, it's, it's been
spoiled. And it's no big spoil
to tell you it's spoiled. Like, if you
haven't watched in season four, good,
stop. I'm not like
I'm not a completionist. I'm also not someone
who really necessarily abandoned the show right away.
You know, Dexter was a...
I'm not like proud that I watched Dexter when it
was, when it came out, but
it was at least somewhat interesting.
I always
don't the side characters were very corny
and terrible, and showtime is
very schlocky in general.
And, you know, especially with
show um the first season being kind of interesting with the with the brother and the second
season with the douges i think was dokes his name the cop who's tracking them the guy
this is pretty decent but you know it wasn't the most whatever but then season three got pretty
dumb but jimmy smith was an interesting character and it was like ah he kept watching it and then
same thing of john luthgow season four and it was always a not a good show but whatever
sense of anarchy is the thing
where it's like show wasn't great
it's all right
it got good in season two I feel like
in season three was really good
uh
in a way of like it harkens back to the shield
but didn't have the integrity of the shield
of course and
I mean Kurtzeller you know wrote for the shield
then started that show
and then season four it just
I mean like it wasn't realistic when they shot
when they did shit in season three
in Ireland and then it came back and it killed
you know I don't want to spoil it I guess
but season four to come out and like fucking
was his name
Danny Trejo is like, yo, I'm in the CIA
Holmes. I don't have actually said that, but it's like, he has this
like, he has his Danny Trejo accent, and he's just
fucking like, oh, we're in the CIA, we're running guns.
And it's just like, it's just wrong.
I mean, I can't put my finger on why, but it's just like,
I could, I'm saying, it's just
sentiment you really should have been.
And I think ever since then, I had no problem
of banning a show. I mean, I'm not like,
afraid to stop.
Like, I'm not a completionist.
I don't need to keep watching.
I mean, the West Wing got terrible after Aaron Sorkin left, understandably.
I mean, he's a great writer.
And even if you got someone good, not Aaron Sorkin.
He's got very particular cadence and style.
You know, it's not everyone's thing.
But regardless, if it's your thing, it's not your thing.
It's not the same thing if you get someone else.
And you were thinking, like, oh, maybe they'll account for that.
And it'll be.
And like, the West Wing, the full off couldn't be.
be harder. Like, it was just objectively terrible for at least
the season. And it never, it was never as good. It never got the same.
It got better. Again, they brought Jimmy Smiths in.
Jimmy Smiths is, I never even watched NYPD Blue. I wasn't ever a Jimmy
Smith's loyalist. I mean, I wasn't ever, I wasn't a huge fan of Jimmy
Smith's in the prequel Star Wars trilogy where he played Lay's
dad. You know, I'm not like beholden to Jimmy Smith. But I always,
I find him very compelling in a lot of different situations.
I like Jimmy Smith's.
I'm not going to lie about it.
He's also in Brooklyn 9-9, I think.
He's like, who's dad is he?
Is he fucking Amy's dad?
Or I don't know.
I feel like he's in that show.
Yeah, he's Amy's dad, I think.
Anyway, I mean, if you don't watch me,
that's a pretty funny show.
That's something that's out there
that you can enjoy.
That, you know, hey, and they brought it back on NBC.
And, like, I've always seen the first few episodes.
I've been watching a couple of months.
month or two. But like, yeah, it's still good. It's still good. It's still good. It's like no one,
if they, if they ran out of steam, I feel like they'd stop. They didn't. It's fine. And
that's my point. There's stuff out there. Go watch that. If you want to stop, because this show
is, if you can be, if it can be spoiled for you, can you spoil something that's terrible. I guess
you can. I guess people want to find that for themselves. And that's admirable because, you know,
shouldn't take anyone's word for anything but uh this shows you that's not that's not enough of a
spoiler alert and fuck you um you know go and subscribe because i that was like a 10 minute
spoiler alert you know and true comp style i'm a rambling fat idiot can't just get to the point
and just like well i do or die i mean i guess it's why people enjoy it though that's what people
like you know um so i guess it's why you're here it's why am i being so self-effacing
i should probably i mean i like therapy i don't think i need it per se everyone
Everyone needs it, I guess.
I don't know if I particularly need it.
I'd like to go.
Again, why am I saying this?
But, you know, as that pro, I guess,
because I could use a...
This is my therapy.
This is my therapy.
This is the moral trouble, I guess.
What's my point?
Game of Thrones.
It's over now.
I've watched the finale yesterday.
And, uh, I don't know what to tell you.
Um, it went off the rails with the whole...
I mean, look, I don't understand.
people. All right, let's just
get the timeline. I love this show
from when I watched it
the first time. I watched it
the summer after it aired originally
the first season, which was like
2011 or 2010. Probably 2010.
I was working at the morgue at the time.
I remember because it was my first
vacation from the morgue. I had
scheduled to go upstate with my friend that
fell through, so I was just like a
if I was a different person
I might call it a staycation.
But I don't say that. But you get the idea.
I don't know why I'm not secure enough in whatever pathos I have.
I'm actually describing it like, oh, I might say staycation.
So I'm saying the word.
I know it's there.
And I'm, no, I think I'm right.
I think sometimes, you know, I don't like these made-up terms, these conjunction terms.
Yeah, no, I'm sticking to my guns here.
I'm not going to say it in the first person.
So, but it was a staycation anyway, yeah, regardless.
And, yeah, I loved it.
It was a great show.
some people argue
in hindsight
they adapted the books
the books are better
like yeah
look the books
are the cornerstone
why it's good
and I read the first book
recently
it's great
but you know
A
there's plenty of great
books that haven't been
adapted well
so an adaptation of a book
that's done well
is still a feat
not equal to that
but you know
it's impressive
and it's something to be
you know
it's a show of a good
filmmaker that you can do that
to do so in a way
that's pretty faithful,
especially in this case
where it's pretty faithful,
but, you know,
gets the tone.
A lot of times,
like the Shining
isn't one of the most
brilliant films ever made.
I don't know if it's a good adaptation.
Well, maybe, like,
well, no,
it's a great adaptation,
but is it faithful to the book?
And, like, you could argue,
I don't know,
I haven't really read the full book.
Some people say it is,
I don't say it isn't.
I mean, the thing is,
when you get the faithful,
you know, Stephen King,
loves to get his, you know, when he gets his way
and he produces, or they do it in the way he would want.
The Shining miniseries, everyone's, I mean, I didn't watch it.
Everyone said it was terrible.
If you're a book purist, maybe you didn't think that.
But the reality is, it was an impressive,
what they did with that show was impressive.
One of my favorite scenes is, you know,
when they first see, when you first meet Tywin, Lannister,
and he's cutting that deer,
he's talking to Jamie and calling him an idiot,
and, you know, just talking about the nature of family
and sacrifice.
it was a great Charles Dance is amazing actor
really just
just to grow
I don't even know if it's like
if it's a feat of acting more than just like
his frequencies
really resonates with me and I think he's a great
actor too of course but like
but the extra umph I think he's just I don't know
I find his character magnetic
I always love Taiwan
it's a certain way
cut through the bullshit
and he's a evil guy I mean like
the brilliant thing was about even though I love
the scenes of time with Linister
you know
when they finally
when he finally met his demise
I was actually
it was surprising and I was like
it wasn't happy per se
it wasn't mad
it was kind of like oh shit
like you know
because they built it up in a way
this is a again a brilliant show
which you know knew how to handle
nuance and and fucking characters
in a way where it's like yeah
this guys are incredibly compelling
and you like it when he's giving shit
to Joffrey
but yeah when like when you know
when someone gives him
his come up
and you know
you don't feel
cheated either
even though
he's one of my favorite
characters
that that was
the way
that was the magic
of a show like that
I mean
one of the magic
I mean
some people
might argue
you know
the deconstructionist
nature of it
the way
I mean
it got a little
maybe a little
heavy handed
sometimes
but just a way
you know
not
it would
that's just
I have
subverting
expectations
just the idea
that like
no one's
guided
by like
these archetypes of like
I'm a knight, I'm this, I mean, it would be childish
to think that and
not just subverting that.
Like people could be go, oh, it's inverted the fairy tale.
But they've been other darker fantasy things.
But subverting, like, the role
of power and the role of
you know, what these guys
would even be about and why, you know,
the fact that, you know, they
the fact that they wouldn't even be dishonorable
to fight in a dirty way a lot of time.
Like, that's the thing. It's like,
you can go like, oh, nice direction,
you know all great.
sure but like it's also kind of dumb if you're just being some chivalrous night you know to act like that in a world of chaos like you know it'd be stupid so it's like there's a difference between you know just subverting expectations if you will or it's also a difference between you know showing the darker side and actually deconstructing you know a civilization or a archetype of a civilization or a writing style you know you can go oh yeah nice wood
all be great. But that's not the point. The point
is, you know, how would they be?
And what, you know, like, because it's not like everyone
and all these nights are just complete
pieces of shit. I mean, a lot of them are,
you know, look, the powerful
people are, especially in perspective of, you know, someone
who's, like, not in power and poor.
It's terrible. Because, you know,
look at the guy who lives in, you know, more than
one of the richer neighbors in the Rhode Island.
I don't know about the Hamptons, but, you know,
in a nicer area that, you know,
and you go he's like oh he's a dentist
and he fucking makes you know
300k a year
it's a good dentist there's a good dentist
and they make that much money more I'm sure
and uh
you know he drives a fucking
what's he drive
Porsche
like a Porsche
yeah he has 9-11
I mean
uh
is 9-11
could you afford 9-11
300 green yeah of course you could
you know you fucking you can afford 9-11
right
he's got 9-11 and he's driving around he's got his fucking you know he's got maybe
a Rolex he's making 300k a year I'm saying could be a decent guy is my point but like you know
you you're probably you know aggressive in certain situations and you're fucking not the most
look you could be generous but you're not going to tend to be the most generous guy maybe a dentist
wasn't the greatest example maybe just let's just say a finance guy not all evil but you know
You drive being aggressive.
You drive being a shark.
So, you know, the kind of people who tend to excel in those situations and rise to those ranks, yeah, they're not going to be like those gentle fucking, you know, petting your rabbit and shit.
So, you know, that's the point point, a nuance.
And, like, it got that.
It wasn't, it's not all, I don't know.
But I have a love to show since, you know, the get-go.
The peak for me was season four.
five was fine
I mean like
the magic ended
nothing matter
I wouldn't say the magic ended
but like
it was the peak
for sure in hindsight
five was fine
six was good
especially the end of six
was great
you know seven
I wasn't one of these people
shitting on it
I mean I get why you would
like the fast travel
and the fucking
um
just the
things being a little
amped up
and like you know
a little simplistic
sure I get
it wasn't a game of throne
but it
wasn't bad enough that it broke it
for me. It was like, look, they're running out of
steam. They're not going to do four more seasons, even
if they should. And, like, I can
accept this. It's still entertaining. I feel
like in season seven, the scene
where Dr. Rackie
and Daeneres, like, or attack
Jamie in the whole Master Army,
I like that. I mean, you might just, I don't know
if people just like that. I mean, if that was
one of the things people were critiquing, but I thought, like,
look, you've all this buildup. I mean, you saw
some dragon shit over the years, but like, you
finally saw what, you know,
the Dr. Rackie and some dragons
could do on the open field
of battle. I was like, oh, this is fucking, and it was
at least composed well as a battle scene. I don't know if tactics
were good, but it was composed well.
And yeah, I mean, look, maybe
the fucking part with Jamie's trying and trying
to get the stupid
you know, harpoon at the end and like
fucking brawn knocks them off. For sure, that was,
you know, it's a little dumb, but overall,
like, you know, I mean, because that's
the thing. If you, if you, you can't
just say,
Well, it got bad after five, or got bad after six or seven.
Like, seven would be bad.
And if you do that, and nothing that matters, I guess.
We're not, you know, we're not fucking accountants for HBO.
But, like, you really are short-selling how bad the show got.
If you don't acknowledge how, like, it went from, like,
oh, this might some of the elements of this might be a little, like, you know, silly
or, like, these guys are traveling too quickly to, like, just incompetently written.
and you really honestly more I don't know if they're winning me over or if I was just wrong
but these these Star Wars kids these fucking guys who didn't like Last Jedi they seem to be you know
I agree with them more and more as it goes along I still stick to like why are you watching
Star Wars it's over Star Wars has been over this was at least the end of a series
but I think I mentioned that last week
I don't know I hope I'm not repeating myself with this
but the point is
I don't know
the whole point of what was the whole point of Brand
he's he's the guy now
he's the fucking
what is like why is Braun back there
I look
the thing of
the Nairis it's like they act like
she
like they laid the seeds for something
you could have done this, I guess
the whole point
of her character was
not the fact that she won
like the breaking the wheel thing was something she said in season
five
remember it was in the trailer
they had the David Bowie cover
was it a bowie cover
it was a slowed down version
of David Bowie's heroes
and they had a great
I mean like in season four is the best season
season five had the best trailer
it was really great trailer
somewhat disappointing
but not like a terrible season
But she said, I don't want to stop the wheel
Or break the wheel
And they keep bringing down
That's something she said season 5
Before that she was like
I mean there was a season in season 2
When like I think it was season 2
When she first got the unsullied
And then like they were telling her like
Oh like don't sell this dragon
And it's like you know
This nap
And like she's gonna trade her dragon for the insult
Like one dragon for all the unsullied
And then like once she got the whip
Whatever they call it the little scepter
she's like a dracharis
burns everyone
and the point he was like
you know yeah I'm playing a different game
I'm fucking I'm operating multiple levels
levels of this shit you know
and she's fucking
she wasn't you know
like the
my one I'm establishing there
is that you have Jora
and you have I believe
at that point she had
what's his name
Barriston Somme
the badass Barrestin the bold
the fucking
most underutilized guy in the show
I mean he's old at that point
but you know
this guy was a killer
fucking brutal killer
and
they fucking you know
they
they killed him off
it's one of the things
they killed him
he's alive in the books apparently
he fucking killed him off
I don't know why
but uh
but he was telling her
don't fucking
use all these dragons
denaris
you gotta stop
just these advisors
tell him to do this shit
and what does she fucking
gets both
she gets to fucking keeps the dragon
and she gets and she kills
the slavers
and she's like I'm doing this shit my way
and there was always her M.O.
for the most part. I mean, I guess
is that why some people call her Mary Sue? I mean,
you know, I guess, look, at the end of the day, if you're going to
talk about why did this person become great? I mean, very few
things really establish, really
establish why someone's character
is virtuous or smart.
You know, you establish that they are
and they have a good, you know, they, you know,
some great fiction does maybe establish that, but you're like,
look at the wire. Why is Magnolia such a good detective?
I mean, I don't think
I've ever really established
Is it been guilty of Mary Sue?
No, because he has fault
And so there's Targary
So, you know, relax
Point is you've established
That she, you know, looks
Through the problem into me
Maybe we got some fucking third option here
Where I fucking win both things
And yeah, she's a little brutal
But she's always brutal
And then try to bring something to show
As if that was like, you know,
that was a way of, you know,
disregarding logic
We were like, oh, well, you know,
we can class
when she killed the slavers
because they were evil men.
It's like, yes.
Yes, we did.
Like, we clapped when the,
it was tearing saying this shit.
We clapped when she
crucified those masters
and crucified children.
Like, yeah.
Like, yeah, maybe you could argue
against capital punishment,
but like, there ain't no,
I mean, or the morality of doing that,
but like, let's not pretend
like it wasn't justice
or at least on a Hammurabi's Code
kind of way.
or is any comparison to that
I mean they said thousands of people
but she must have killed like
I mean if there's a million people in that city
and the devastation of that city that she did
she must have killed like
you know half a million people
quarter million people at least 100,000
and so if you killed 100,000
you don't say thousands
if you killed 10,000 people
I'm not sure if you say thousands maybe 10
sure if you killed 20,000 people
I don't think you say thousands of people
I think you know
somewhere between 10 and 20
you start saying
tens of thousands I guess
I guess when he gets the 20
you can say tens
if it's 15
you can't say tens
only one 10
but you get the point
she got a shit
a little more people
and they make it
in my opinion
based on what I'm seeing
and it's like
you know
they're comparing it
to like crucifying
some guys
who crucified children
just to make a point
to her
like the way
like those road markers
it doesn't even get
it's written
it feels like it's written
by people who like skimmed through the show
let alone people who like are experts
in the lore of it and like
you know because it's
fancy you don't get into the trap of thinking like
oh I'm worried about the fucking new one
no I'm saying whatever show it is
if you go for the Americans if you wrote for
anything good
you'd want to be steeped in its
lore in its fucking
backstory so you can pay off things
and you establish it I mean
the true masters
of this kind of shit
established things early on
to pay off later
you can watch a show
in season one
you go oh shit
like that's why it was happening
and it works at multiple levels
and it doesn't always have to work
like that way
but that's the peak level shit sometimes
it's like oh it's amazing
at the very least though
you want character to be consistent
if you need to explain that to you
then you're a moron
if you don't get why you want
character to be consistent. It doesn't mean consistent
all the time. Like, you can change a character
and the character can act
contrary
to their nature. Sure.
But, like,
there's a real, like, I mean,
you know, you school shoot a guy. Like, people didn't think they're going to
shoot schools, but like, this guy's kind of weird.
Also, like, you know, maybe, you know, you guys fed up. I mean,
the people do random stuff? Sometimes. But not usually
big random stuff. Like,
When you look at the guys who, like, you know, Oswald, oh, like, he's connected to the Soviets and this, like, he's never any, if that's even what happened.
My point is, like, these guys usually aren't just random.
I mean, and if you believe Hinkley, the whole Hinkley did it for Jody Foster thing, I don't know to tell you, because it's like, you know, those situations.
Well, Hinkley, he's wanted to impress Jody Foster.
Sure, and his parents were supposed to have dinner with Neil Bush that night.
So that means nothing?
Like, I don't know what, again, that.
talk about conspiracies that much
in this show but
if you've been with me for a while
you get what I'm talking about it. It's like
you know this fucking
I don't know what it means
the whole Neil Bush thing but like
it means there something's there
unless I pretend it's not something there
is my point. Something more's there.
So
it's a badly written show
um
terrible
I mean I don't get the whole
uh
I think of it there it's like she would never
I'm not saying she's never really done that
I'm not saying that look the obvious thing is
you build it up overseas and people are saying that
but you're also like it's short drift
to like
what that
look if the idea is that
the virtuous people or the people
who you think are virtuous and like
you know
or better conquerors
are prone to do this
it's not even that you didn't build it up
and didn't earn it
like it's the fact that like
that could be an
interesting subject of like
how a guy like Alexander the Great for instance
who I'm sure someone like there is
you know at least partly based on
if not him and other people like him
but you know it's Alexander was Julius Caesar
was a great conquer I mean I think
Augustus Caesar was a better conquer
Julius Caesar killed a million galls but I think
Augustus might conquer more shit but you get the
point. Genghis Khan
again brutal guy
um you know
Alexander might be
the best example of a guy who thought
he was Muhammad, I don't know,
thought they were improving shit.
You know, Danny,
National Gararian might not be the,
I can't remember a time where this,
a leader was that,
thought they were being that virtuous.
I guess they always,
who knows if they always do or not.
But objectively, watch, you know,
if there is an objective window
to these people through a TV show,
regardless of the historical precedents,
you know, she had,
her reasoning was
based on a more
grounded morality
and fucking compassion
and the
sure ego too but that's always
part of it you know the ego was always
a part of it and
the superior
not breeding
this is what they would say
but the superior you know
station in life
you know she might have been in exile but you know
she's still a rich girl
look her fucking
she might have been living in different
houses and fucking you know
running from
Robert Baratine's assassins, but she's still
living better than some fucking peasant chick and plea
bottom. You know, well, let's not kid ourselves.
She lived a charmed life.
Oh, charmed fucking life. She acts
like, you know, these people,
the rich, that's the dang,
the rich will always deserve it when they get it because
I mean, my talking about is getting put against the wall.
You know, because they
really just don't seem to, like, if
there was even appreciation for like, yeah,
look, if they even,
it's when they complain, you know,
I didn't have that easy. I fucking.
had to run from theoretical assassins
live in different rich people's houses
and it's like oh that sounds terrible
like these people getting raped and killed in the streets
you're eating shit
they're eating brown dirt mixed with water
what they call bits of brown
they just food they eat and you know
when flea bottom and these fucking slums
she didn't grow up that hard
but you know so there was
always like that was always part of the show
you know the idea that like you know
it was just duality but just
nuance going on
but it's not that you didn't earn it
it's the fact that like that would have been
an interesting take
I mean probably more interesting than what you did
with her for the past few seasons
because I mean once she took Marine or whatever
it got kind of boring anyway
not boring yeah
nothing really changed that much
even when she got the Dr. Rackie was kind of like
oh she burned herself
she got in a fire again and this happened
and all right I mean
it was like kind of thing
it was the thing that you accepted because
you know oh now we're going to go to the Westrow
it was cool
but like it was kind of weird.
I mean, it was a cool visual moment
when she came out of that fucking fire pit
and I'm not, you know,
it was just kind of like,
yeah, whatever, like it seemed,
it seemed like a whole thing
that was contrived more than the show
would do up to that point, whatever.
So you could have explored more of the,
not good, not to earn it.
People act like you got to earn it,
but like the, what are you earning?
The payoff is rarely that great.
The point is more,
The journey and the studying of this character,
watching a really interesting and nuanced character
is the reward in itself.
Watching Tyrion in season one, two, and three, even, four.
I mean, yeah, the original Tyrion, that's the idiot Tyrion that, you know,
we have now, or it did have, it's over now, but, you know,
with a pleasure, because he was a complicated guy, he was a selfish guy,
but also, you know, he was better than his family,
but his family was shit, you know,
and, like, there's a lot of levels going on.
He's smart, but he's also, you know, kind of,
uh, he's a risky with the prostitute.
Yeah, whatever.
Point is watching a guy like Braun,
who's like, you know, not the worst guy,
but he's a moral, uh, you know,
and morally ambiguous, but, you know,
he knows how to win a fight, but, you know,
in a sleazier way, but, you know,
but it's also like, but that's that moment when he's like,
when he gets rid of John Slint, Tyrion,
and he goes to Braun, you know,
because he makes Bronon the city guard guy.
Like, if I, if I ordered you to,
because he was like,
oh, I was ordered to do it, killing the babies,
you know, the Robert's bastards or whatever.
Like, back in, like,
season one or beginning of season two.
And, uh,
when,
like, when he goes to braun, he goes,
you know, if I ordered you to kill babies, would you do it?
You know, would you do it on,
unquestionally?
He's like, unquestioningly? No.
I ask how much.
Like, that's great.
because you still like the character
and the fact that you can have a character
like you're still saying
you haven't paid enough money
I'll kill some babies
like that's
like that's that's that's that's the point
and then sometimes
I feel like I've landed on to a point here
in a roundabout way
which is you know
the nature of how this show works I guess
but like
if I have to anything to add to this whole
because you know
if you're interested in game with drones
there's millions of videos now
and you know you spend all day of work watching this shit
but if I have anything to
add to the great debate about, or just eulogy about this show,
it's the point of this distinction that, you know,
it's not so much that you needed to earn these turns.
It's that, like, you know,
the, studying and, like, having the nuance of a character on display is the point.
Is the, having a character that is grounded in reality
and it acts, you know, based on,
Again, this is drama.
Look, you're not watching a documentary.
Documentaries don't do this.
So, like, it's not about 100% realism.
You want the idea that is it realistic based on the,
uh,
what's the instigating factors that you've established.
So, like, you know, hey, she wants to do this, but, you know,
let's just, let's just say everyone's a grand thing.
Like, with the whole burning down of King's Landing.
It's like, you know, would you have, uh, this would have been better if she'd,
if, like, you know, if, you know,
Searcy had not surrendered, and she'd done some stuff that kind of forced her hand,
so the only way she could beat her was to burn down the red key.
Of course, that would have been a better move if that was, you know, sure.
I'm not arguing that.
But the point, it's like you have his character.
She has a certain moral standing, and people are saying to you, like, look, I can buy that, you know,
this character would go darker than I would, you know, and then we all would agree.
people these people aren't children go
I like turkey you made her bad
they're saying it's like
it's about you know
not pushing it for no reason
people don't you know it's just
it's it's really
it can't be overstayed how clumsily
and shittily this show is written
it's done in a way where it's almost like
hyper normalization where it's like
fuck you this is a new reality
these people are like same when you watch
certain comedy things like this guy's
on TV he's going to
And he's incoherent.
Look at his Twitter and it makes no sense.
He's got a billion follower.
And it's like, no, this is the new reality.
Like, this is done, like, with Russia.
If you haven't seen hyper normalization,
it's an Adam Curtis doc.
Go watch it on YouTube.
I don't endorse it.
Like, his docs are always very, very interesting
and fun to watch.
I feel like maybe he's sometimes,
like, shoe horns a little bit.
But, you know, but you watch him as kind of,
like, you know, tone poems.
If you were George Lucas, he'd say something.
stupid like that you know they kind of you get a vibe off of them and a certain level of perspective
but yeah but in hyper normalization he talks about uh at one point how it was basically about how
the name comes from in russia uh in like the soviet union in the 70s how at that point
it all broken down and no one thought like we're they were doing some kind of letting Marxist
shit here um but the government was basically kind of still going through certain motions and
people were accepting that and it was like they were and they you
that thing when you know what you're watching on the news is bullshit,
but you kind of have no choice but to kind of go along with it
and accept it and you have this kind of dual awareness in your whole life.
It's like, you know, it's kind of accepting of things you know would be untrue,
which I guess is the foundation of 1904 and the whole, like, 2 plus 2 equals 5 kind of thing.
You know, force the people to accept the 2 plus 2 equals 5
just because you get convinced him of that.
and then he got it, he broke him.
And that's, you know,
because Russia were basically,
they also established in modernly Russia,
I think I've talked about this before,
but like,
they basically fund opposition parties.
And that's,
look,
that's duplicitous,
and you could see an intelligent service
doing that,
and agent provocateurs,
what's interesting is that
the move they did
was to, like,
tell the people,
this is what we're doing.
So the whole point is to go,
hey,
you don't know what the fuck we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
What we're doing is,
you don't know what the fuck is real and that's the point so that's what the point of this is
the point of this season and there's a lot of art now is just to be like hey
you don't know what's going on uh just basically you know bend over cuck that's what i'm telling
you and again i'm using cuck in the literal term not in the you know me i'm not some
fucking guy are these cuck still even a word like they use i could break down game of
this world i feel like we're getting to the end of the show
Maybe I'll do a bonus episode.
I feel like that's a contribution.
All the other stuff I feel about it, I feel like I've been said.
But that's my contribution is that, you know,
it's even if you had earned it,
it's wanting to see that develop is the interesting thing.
It's not the fact that you have to...
Some people act like you built this up to pay it off.
And like, you know, would you go back and watch the first,
like, you know, a bunch of seasons again?
Because it was ruined now because, you know, it was all leading to this.
I never felt like it was...
There was always something it was leading to, sure.
But it was a pleasure to watch.
in love itself and I feel like that's
you know that's what I have to contribute
is that you know it's appreciating
the moment and so there
was no earning there'd be no earning
I mean you could have earned it but it's more not
the earning what you earn is
the enjoyment of watching it
and yes when it also pays off on the other
end it makes it that much better
sure but you know
watching her
grapple with these things
would have that's the point it's not
if she's just changed on the dime
but you had established it better
and then you go, oh, all right,
well, it does make sense
it makes sense with the fucking parameters
and it's not the fucking point.
The point is the struggle.
The point is the new, like, wanting to see someone
be, like, again, the wire.
You watch McNulty, and he's like this fucking
drunk maniac, but he's also, like,
he's talented as a detective and he can't get his shit together.
And it's like, watching that
is interesting, you know? And, like,
it doesn't matter that, like,
it's what's to pay off and what's to this
and it's just like you know I enjoy
watching someone who isn't
just one thing and that's the point
like and she was never so you know
whatever that's that
yeah
also
they could have redeemed it just by having Prince Harry just drop bombs
on the city
you know
make it more realistic at least
because Prince
they should have incorporated Prince Harry and the biracial
baby and they should have maintained
It should have cut forward.
It should have been the dissolve of, like, the, you know, brand and, like, all of everyone and just dissolves to the current royal family with their beautiful biracial baby.
And it just says, seasons, greetings, and it's over.
That's the only change I would have made, I guess.
Let's get to, we'll just call that our wonderful patrons.
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And last but not least, Julian Assange.
Julian, I didn't send you to ramen.
I know I said they would.
Look, you contributed to me.
It doesn't mean I have to help you.
So I don't want this to be a thing like as a quid pro quo.
You know, you believed in Kump and that's great.
I don't want to set a precedent.
Like, if you donate to my Patreon, they're like, I'm going to get you.
out of jail or, like, won't you a campaign to get you out of jail?
In this case, though, I do want to do something.
But I don't like the idea that I'm expected to do something for Julian Assange.
But, no, I will.
I'll get me.
I just forgot, let's be honest, I forgot to send you the soup and a ramen.
So we'll figure something out for Julian, because he did contribute to the show, so I want
to help him out.
I'm not sure what to do.
I mean, he's getting extradited to Sweden, or, you know,
America, who knows, it's a real mess.
In reality is,
those charges might be true
and also trumped up to,
you know, get them for the
espionage shit or the hacking shit,
you know, whatever. Like,
again, just like Game of Thrones, well,
just like the wire, it could be both things.
You know, he could have done some shitty shit
and they use that against him.
Like, it's just because it's convenient, doesn't mean
he didn't do it. Who knows?
But they're definitely pushing the issue.
Let's not pretend like, you know,
international like rapists tend to get internationally extradited in this fashion but uh so you know of course
that's why you know it's happening because you know he's him but you know if he did do it though it's like
then it's like eh well he's still not a great guy but you know you also want to i don't know
he contributed to the show i'm not you know defend his whole moral backstory but you know
i defend his you know his hacking is leaking you know if it over affected the election
grow up, all right?
Look at what you think he was, no.
I mean, if they used WikiLeaks, the guy's in the Ecuadorian embassy.
We were riding a skateboard around, eating fucking hot pockets.
I'm, you know, I'm not going to fucking hold him accountable if we got a little used.
You're going to put him in jail for 20 years.
I mean, a lot of shit happens.
Let's not pretend like that was the fucking lunchpin.
And also, like, what got leaked was real shit.
So, like, if it hurt Hillary, it's like, you know, at the end of day, I get, I get what you're saying.
But the end of day, it's like, it's real shit, though.
Maybe just, you know,
existed in the nuance a little more
and stop being such a fucking tool about it.
It's weird.
We get it.
All right.
So, Julian, stay strong.
We'll help you out.
You can find me on Instagram and Twitter at Ray Kump.
Go listen to Our Love is Disgusting.
My podcast with Lucy Steiner is fantastic.
She's hilarious.
You know, you know, my Patreon if you want,
you know, we get a new mic.
Maybe some sound effects even.
If we get enough patrons,
we'll see
I'll make some
other parallel content too
I don't know
I'm making
I'll show you
I'll give you access
to my music
I make
I'm making music now
whatever
we'll figure it out
there's all
there's enough
come to go around
see you next week
you
see you next week
Thank you.
