Kump - 23 - A Vacant Home for Rats

Episode Date: June 18, 2019

Ray discloses the circumstances that cut last weeks podcast short, laments the way he's treated by Rats, and is joined by Lucie Steiner to discuss predators in plain sight.

This episode is brought to you by Amazon Prime. From streaming to shopping, Prime helps you get more out of your passions. So whether you're a fan of true crime or prefer a nail-biting novel from time to time, with services like Prime Video, Amazon music, and fast-free delivery, Prime makes it easy to get more out of whatever you're into or getting into. Visit Amazon.com slash Prime to learn more. Welcome to Kump I know the episode last week ended someone abruptly

Let me explain I had been a suffering from dots on my leg I guess you would call at the time they seemed like dots they were a little red dots um that were uh I didn't know what they were I know my leg was in some sensitive pain it was causing you know I don't know if it was excruciating pain but tenderness and it was concerned I thought it might be cancer now I'm not hypochondriac um kind of the opposite you know I I feel like it beat cancer just by getting fatter or something. I mean, I don't, look,

I know a lot of people in my life died of cancer. I'm sure people die of cancer. I'm not making it a lot of cancer. But I kind of have as weird innate feeling that somehow if I got fatter, I just wouldn't die of cancer. That's probably not true. Pretty sure it isn't. But, you know, whatever. That's just my mental state.

And so I had these dots. I'm like, this might be cancer, because what else would they be? Also, you know, it was, it was I have him for a couple of days. See, I don't know if you remember. I addressed this on, I think I addressed on the podcast, but like the first episode maybe.

So you might have missed it. Or I might not even, basically in December, all the way from like actually October, I had on my other leg a strange red growth, it seems like, some kind of red infection that I got in the flu back in October. and I had basically a day after the flu broke out I saw there was redness on my leg and started getting worse worse and this moisture built up in there I went to the doctor and they just gave me antibiotics it didn't work this is the you know the clinic not the free clinic the what you call it the urgent care clinic I went to the urgent care and then I went to you know again and they gave me other antibiotics

and he got better but was still there and then it got worse again in December so I had to go back this is a whole ordeal I'm truncating it because it took forever for this thing to go away and finally I went back to this urgent care again

and this might be Mercer now I didn't know what Mercer was particularly I heard of it MRSA I still don't know exactly what it is but my mom kept telling me this might be Mercer I guess not Mercer because you know I don't get things like Mercer I don't know why

I should. I should have everything. I should have, I should have rare diseases the way I live. I should have like diseases where like a rat, um, there's shits into my chest and I don't know. Like I just have a rat, not living inside me. It goes inside me to shit and it comes out while I'm sleeping. It goes in my mouth, shits in my chest, comes out my ass. I don't know if it's a disease. I mean, but I should have that happen. That should be part of the whole game for me. It's just a rat uses me as a toilet but refuses to live in me. Because, you know, why does a rat need to live inside me? I'm warm. But other than being warm, actually, no, I'd be a good rat's nest. Why wouldn't that rat live in me? I think a rat should be, would be lucky to have me as a habitat. You know, these rats just want to shit in me and leave me and throw me to the wayside. Like some, like some call girl in the 60s before they cared about the Me Too movement.

You know, and they just used to dump call girls in the river and me. rats treat me like a cold girl I'm being me too by rats anyway you know they rats stop shitting in me use me as a house is my point

um special you know I should also have diseases where my like fingernails fall off because I don't eat enough vegetables or like my shit just like has acid in it like acid shit just because I eat too much McDonald's I mean I don't know a lot of McDonald's but

probably too much uh for you know health sake but I know I don't have a lot of diseases so it wasn't Mercer and uh but you know and the doctor said as much

you know this isn't mercer in the ER I was like this is fucking Mercer like he was mad like these stupid clinic people but apparently they make a lot of money at the clinic he's like I'm like he thinks the worst place in the world the fucking urgent care clinic

I'm like oh yeah it sucks I guess the money money's amazing like oh really oh yeah it's so good but it's the worst place in the world which I guess just means, I don't know what it means. I mean, because this is the middle of the fucking ER and like Bushwick, so it was like,

it wasn't exactly, I mean, it was a guy yelling and screaming violently and like it was another woman like, why aren't you helping me? And it kind of, it almost felt like a, that Terry Gilliam film, maybe it's Harry Gilliam film. What's the 12 monkeys? Who did 12 monkeys? Like Gilliam? Who knows?

Felt like 12 monkeys. And he's saying that the urgent care clinics are the worst place in the world. So that tells you something. But, yeah, this is not... So basically, you know, I went to the doctor, whatever. I got out... It's fine. My legs still, like, you know, is it looked good?

I don't know. My legs look... I have nice calves, actually. But, you know, the infection in that leg's gone. And then they get these fucking dots. I'm like, what are these fucking dots? They're, like, fucking candy dots. They could feed, you know...

I'm not saying children should feed on my leg. I'm just saying they look like candy dots. And so Lucy was helping me. I said, well, we watched a horror movie. She wanted to watch a horror movie. Oculus, I think it was called. I don't know. I feel nothing when I watch horror.

I don't know why. I never did, really. I mean, it's not because I worked in the morgue, and I saw all sorts of dead bodies and babies and people fuck the ass of tree branches and just all. But, yeah, before that, even. I mean, I never cared. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, that's why I worked at the morgue. I mean, but these dots on my leg, it was ice on them because I thought maybe you were bites. And then it was still hurt. It wasn't doing anything. So I wanted to go take a piss. And this is the day after, I guess, because I was starting to get concerned. See, the thing was it. I was like, well, you know, I was doing the podcast.

It was like 15, 17 minutes in. And my legs sort of, what the fuck are these bumps? I wanted to go check them out. And I was all concerned. And I was like, I'll just do it. And then I lost my flow. I also recorded tomorrow morning and then they were still there

and they got to a cycle of you know basically you know because it was late I have to do it and I had 17 minutes and I was like why I just released this

because basically they were pimples as it turned out to me that's the end of the story I was pissing and I looked down like man this is the fuck let me just push this thing

and sort of squeezing it and like starts for her to ooze out so this is a pimple I guess and I started to drain as much as they could and it's still there it's still kind of tender but it's not as well it's not like it was so i got some boil cream the next day i was rubbing boil cream on it because uh i think it's a boil right it means a boil and a pimple the same thing i mean that's a philosophical question who could know who could know such a answer of such a question if a boil and a pimple

you know a boil a boy is boil that's that's a call this one. The company's boil, boil on this boil. Anyway, so that was a concern. I thought I had cancer. I tried to... Pardon the interruption. I had to change the battery. So yeah, I had these pimples on my leg. It's fine now. They were oozing out, you know, a boil cream. So I'm sitting on the bed, actually, not in the closet. I was raining out. See, Lucy had to get out she had a little little project to do I don't take a little project that's the meaning just show a project to do I mean this is a little project

this is not my I'm not painting the Sistine Chapel with my dick you know this is a fucking podcast imagine I imagine you fucking get up on those uh because you have to get this weird scaffolding was it Michelangelo it was DaVinci it was DaVinci

what Michelangelo do or DaVinci who the fuck painting this is maybe it was Michelangelo oh motherfucker anyway I should know these things I know a fairer of my paint oh yeah I still love that guy that painting

with a mesh mesh potato from the old podcast and Tim Dillon the Tim Dillon's going to hell podcast with a promotion where I have to paint over the painting if we got iTunes reviews and we got like five iTunes reviews

but you know that was a deal you know it didn't work but still owe you to paint and I'm going to do it I got to get my painting out of it's not in storage per se it's in the closet where I record it's like buried under stuff and my brushes are all wrapped up but Lucy

so you know I know the difference between Da Vinci and Michelangelo but Lucy's out in the rain though that's no good because she had to get up new her project record something and she needs their coffee if you listen to our love is disgusting

this week especially you can hear how Lucy loves her coffee that's a big news story people like coffee but she can't get you know so she had to go to the coffee shop and charge up and i'm on the bed i'm out of the closet i mean i could there were times when i'm alone and i still go in the closet but i don't know i just didn't feel like there's a lot stuff in there i have to dig it out and put the chair in it just don't feel like it's fucking some of these boils on my leg um but yeah but now it's raining out i hope she's okay She'll be fine.

I hope she doesn't get too wet for her sake. She's not going to like, you know, she's not going to like see rain just jumping in traffic. That'd be terrible. I mean, if that's your girlfriend or boyfriend, then I feel bad for you because, you know, there's no reason to kill yourself because it's a rain. Anywho, it's a strange...

I was reading some news story about some guy, It's a millionaire with a sentence to nine years in jail because he if I had some guy building tunnels under his basement in case North Korea attacks. This guy, I mean, look, I am not the guy who goes around because this guy was a stockbroker, I mean, a stock trader. I don't know if that's how we got his money.

Maybe he had money from his parents. He's just pissing it away. I hope that's the case because I like to think myself was sort of a capitalist. I mean, I don't really believe in like, you know, I'm not corporatist and I don't believe that the free market always has the best solution. I mean, I'm a Milton Friedman guy and I'm not some of a narco-capitalist. I mean, it used to be probably, but not anymore. But that being said, I do think that, you know, it does call the question the whole thing if some guy is successful with stock trading and he's dumb enough to fucking be afraid that North Korea is going to launch missiles and got built tunnels on your house. I mean, really,

You should go to jail just for being a slob. I mean, who's buying into this North Korea? If you're afraid of North Korea, go jump off a... I don't know what to tell you. I mean, look, yeah, do they want to attack us? I don't know if they even care. They're manic psychopaths.

But, like, the idea that we're afraid of them, like, especially in Maryland, you think they're going to build an ICBM that fucking goes in Maryland? Like, I'm not saying it's unforeseeable, like, ever. But, like, they just don't. don't have it you know they don't have it it's not buying into the fuck here's the thing it's like you buy into the whole fearmonger horse shit that like sell stuff it'd be one thing if it was just

like we got to protect ourselves but they're doing it to sell more shit to sell you on wars which will deplete you know the munitions and all the shit so you can buy more munitions to sell you fucking whatever some new anti-stelt fucking you know repellent horse shit some stuck snet horse shit I mean sucks net whatever I mean good for them were they disabled serious air defense cool or as I ran one of these things where we put a virus

inside of a fucking centerfuge or some shit and shut down stuff I mean I'm just saying like these people it's just you know we don't do you realize the level of our military how much better our military is I'm not bragging I hate it like

I hate the fact that we like allowed this fucking Pentagon industrial complex to fucking, you know, spend our way to, I don't know what you call this. People are death slavery, but that seems like inappropriate to slavery, or whatever it is. You know, we're just, just this state of affairs where, like, a rap won't even shit in my mouth. Oh, it's going to my asshole to shit. You know, some fucking babies just fucking getting cancer from the diaper.

What am I talking about? I don't know. We know what Korea is not going to hurt you. stop being a fucking child about it but this guy was afraid so he fucking built tunnels under his house and William built he picked up some guy in Maryland

and like made him wear dark out glasses to go to his house his house looks like shit by the way some millionaire yeah I mean houses cost a couple million bucks you know but this guy wasn't like he wasn't Warren Buffett he was just some fucking slob who probably bought Pets dot com at the right time

or you know he invested in some company that makes eggs that also have like they have mayonnaise in them already there's mayonnaise eggs or like you know deviled eggs in the shell that's not a bad idea I mean if you again

let's bring up again but you know the old podcast Tim Dillon's it was a few times we brought up deviled eggs and I used to I had some Instagram posts of deviled eggs they went through a deviled egg kick so if you're I guess you all are I mean no one's found me from my appearance on Good Morning America I guess you're all from the old podcast

So, point is, maybe some new people, we'll see. But if you remember the deviled eggs, you know I'm a deviled egg boy. So, why not deviled eggs in a shell? So basically, we'd have to get some kind of syringe, maybe, like a food syringe. I've seen these things, right? They inject things like food with, like, other food, or inject it with AIDS if you're, like, McDonald's, they probably just inject the fries of AIDS. Just like hoping, there's a little bit

of AIDS in the milkshake. Not enough to get most people sick, but like if you have the flu already, you might get AIDS from it. And they just, they want, it's a gamble. They're not going to lose for them. But it's like, maybe we'll get a few people. Maybe we'll beat them. We'll fucking

beat them. We'll get maids. Because they just, they just like it. They like hurting people. I mean, they're not, they're not going to like compromise their business. They're not maniacs. I mean, I guess you can call, you know, giving people AIDS on purpose mania, but like, they're not that kind of maniac. They're going to, like, you know, screw up the farm and, like, fucking, you know, let Congress take, you know, break up the

McDonald's Empire. But if they can give a couple people aids in the morning or at night, you know, puts a smile on their face. They like it. Grimmis likes it. And Satan, Ron McDonald, what his name is? he looks kind of like Satan he like that is what Satan would kind of look like just like a fucking small eyed why does he have such small eyes

Ron McDonald's like most children's things have big eyes because there's a whole if you watch anime for instance everyone's got these huge eyes and Disney movies all Disney movies people have bigger eyes too and it's like

yeah because basically if you look at a baby your eyes never grow so a baby's got adult eyes in a moment a baby and uh i don't know it's what makes it cute but people think babies are cute because you have to otherwise you know you'll eat it you know if you don't if you have you had that baby

and it wasn't so cute and started crying you just eat it you'd be like oh i'll just make a sandwich out of you you fucking cook it up i'm not saying now now we're civilized people i guess but like you know back in the prehistoric stone age you'd make a sandwich i mean they probably just didn't do because they ended up bread um bread wasn't invented yet it'd be before the agricultural revolution or whatever. But imagine a baby sandwich. Because there's always movies of cannibals and stuff. Cannibals, but they probably just be easier to eat babies.

What kind of bread would you use? Pumpernickel bread? A little pumpernickle baby sandwich? That's gross. I don't want nothing to do with that. I don't want nothing to do with baby sandwiches. But point is, what was the point? This guy's building tunnels under his house and there's a fire.

because he was like, it sounds like he was a hoarder, too. They didn't call him a hoarder, but the description seems like he was a hoarder because there was like a narrow fucking passages in his house. And like spaghetti, like, you know, Daisy Chains fucking extension cords and the fire broke out and the guy died. And he got sentenced to nine years in jail. Good, good for him. Let's give him some McDonald's milkshakes, hope he gets AIDS.

I mean, that's the end of that story. It reminds me of that documentary on Netflix, which I watched, I don't know, a year ago, here and a half, evil genius. You know, it was done. Whoever made it as a relatively talented, like, filmmaker, I guess, if not a person with, like, any kind of artistic integrity. But, you know, they knew the beats.

Like, they could make an unsolved. mystery show or the fucking the Caputo show the you know what's the one when she's finding ghosts whatever you know the million dollar long island media more what she calls so

someone was showing me that recently a guy who worked on the show who showed me some stuff and it was like he colored and the guy is it's just all like just fucking desaturated anyway the point is it is tricks to the game and uh this sounds like

It was this real genius. Many of you probably saw it because they market this shit. And it's like, I never saw the, what's the one where everyone, the guy's innocent, but he's clearly not innocent. He clearly killed people, making a murderer. It's like, yeah, cops are corrupt, but also, like, these people who live in these backwards towns are also corrupt. Like, don't get, if you see, movie, you turn, that Oliver Stone movie, I mean, don't get stuck in a small town. I mean, the thing about America is. like there's a lot less than small towns.

They say, you know, it's all becoming corporate. And it's like, yeah, well, you would have gotten killed in one of these small towns. They want to fucking cut you up and sold you for parts, like, your body for parts. I don't know. It means like a black market, like, fucking search. I mean just, like, someone to make their stew. Or if you used your bones to, like, that's the thing. If, like, if I had to be murdered, but I knew, like, some rich kid got my kidney or some rich kid got

my, because no poor kids get my stuff. It's going to be rich kids. And it was ironic because, you know, they should probably not, you know, my, my organs are probably not in the best shape. But, you know, but that's who can afford to pay to have me murdered. So the rich kids

get my kidney and my liver and my fat, uh, my fat heart. Some fucking, little, fucking twink. I'm fucking, you know, tiny little skinny guy fringing around my fat heart in the heart. I don't know why I'm laughing.

Please kill me and take my fat heart and put it in a skinny boy. I love it. Why does that make me so happy? Then I cloned him and then we just eat AIDS of milkshakes. Fucking amazing. That would be great. Like, if everyone here is like indie filmmaker, financier and you want to finance a film where I am murdered by the rich.

to give my fat heart to a little boy, a little skinny boy, and I haunt him and force him to eat milkshakes of McDonald's and give him aides. This could be a thing. This could be like, honestly, if I describe that plot to you, you'd watch it, I don't even like horror movies and you'd watch it. Don't steal it from me because this is on record. You're listening to this. It's on record.

You're going to feel like an asshole when I'm in front of a judge playing this, and the judge is like, oh, this is obviously, I mean, this man, look how fat this man is, who else could come up with this plot? Exactly, Your Honor. I'm a noble man. That being said, they probably just, you know, the judge would have been murdered. Can a judge murder someone?

Not legally, but who's going to prosecute a judge? What was I talking about? But this is real genius with it. what they call evil genius where like it starts out with the fucking uh the bank robbery where the guys get the collar he's like robbing a bank with like a bomb collar he's like someone someone strapped this bomb to my neck he's like a piece of deliver guy or something and he's like if you don't fucking give me the money they're going to blow me up and then like he gets out of the jail or the bank sorry he gets out of the bank and he's in the parking lot and the cops are me

because you're robbing a bank like what so like there's a whole he's you're you're the whole plan was that like it would take them on this like fucking just these weird keys to open the fucking collar and its keys are buried along this route right and the idea was to fucking like lead the cough on his like goose chase but he would drop the money off um because look spoiler alert spoiler alert if you want to watch this show spoiler alert you have to chance to turn this off. Spoiler alert. I know. And if your phone, you know, if you're in a toilet and then the speakers on in a different room, go run. Go run. Let the turts fall out of your ass. If it's that important to you, what is this? Alexa, stop. Jesus. We have this Alexa. We have his

what do you call this thing? Is it called Alexa? Oh, now it's turning on again. Go away. stop it it's lighten up it's a dumb name um the dot it's the dot and it's like fucking first of all this alarm doesn't work

I don't understand there's the guy next door too the fucking these alarms that don't work I went through periods I was a photographer I had a long night and I woke up and see this is this is all one big spoiler

let's you have plenty more time we'll get back to the other thing in a minute what's just Things are turning on. What? I am trying to work here. What the fuck? Anyway.

And I was supposed to be photographed my boss's kids. Breakfast was Santa. I'd done it the year before. And I slept through my alarm. And I missed it. And it was terrible. His wife was... I mean, she was upset.

But, you know, she's a sweet woman. She didn't really hold it against me. but uh and i had one other thing but you know look it's not like it's kind of thing if i if i try to get two hours of sleep a lot of times i would wake up but sometimes you'd sleep through the alarm if you're trying to like you know really cut it close like i was get two hours because i got i didn't go to sleep early enough like when i worked at potato bread warehouse and i realized you need to have multiple alarms and alarms are on these pussyfoot alexo alarms oh no it's turning on again oh good i missed it all right no these fucking Alexa alarms i keep saying don't say the name it's

gonna fucking turn on and start giving me they never have the music you want it's always like here's a station that's similar like hey play what they want to play the other day fucking Hollywood nights and then fucking play it was like here's a station that's similar um

but also like the alarm will be going on for an hour if I don't do anything and Lucy's just like sleeping and the guy next door same thing is going on for an hour and it's like get a better alarm like like because I have his dual Sony alarm it's fucking

a radio alarm is also got beeps but here's what I do because I'm smart I'm a smart guy I'm a fat smart guy and what I did is I fucking turn the radio

to my fucking station doesn't exist and it's all static just loud static and it's just the most insanely awful sound I can do it right and I can walk over there

and turn it on so you can hear let's see let's see yeah i don't know if it came across as much on the recording but you get the idea it sounds like the end of the world when you're waking up it's not great it's just like and like you know and lucy's like but that doesn't say i don't like it's scary or whatever she said you know it's uh yeah it's a whole point it's supposed to wake you up it's supposed to be

like a fucking, like someone, you know, coming down on you with an axe. That's what's, you know, you don't want these fucking, like my phone alarm. It's just this bubble, boop, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. It's like, this doesn't do any, I need loud, aggressive static. I need your Norwegian black metal alarms. Anyway, I need a rat to, like, the rat that was shitting in me to come out my mouth. That'd be a great alarm. Okay. Do your business rat, but then, like, you know, come out of my mouth. And, like wig me up on the way out maybe like wig on my ears um so yes spoilers over this evil genius uh the whole thing was rigged this guy was in on it and these people had concocted this plan and they keep trying to sell these people who are behind it as like these geniuses they were like

yeah they were like smarter than a moron they were like you know this guy was like it was the kind of thing we're like this guy was so smart he could have gone to college we didn't Yeah, it's my story. Like, you're smart. Look, when you don't, like, follow through, like, you think of this way. All people go to college and then get, like, jobs from their college. You don't, like, you know, like, you don't really think about them. It's usually almost to do something spectacular.

But there's a lot of people working in finance, maybe, working in fucking, um, some kind of engineering, some kind of, uh, banking, any kind of science. Just a lot of scientists out there just doing something. sign shit that you don't hear about but they're like watching bugs fuck or something important um so this guy was a guy who like yeah was that he was like oh he could have been a guy who had a job he could have been a scientist but he was a renaissance man he wanted to be a pilot at one point almost got his pilot license yeah he's a fucking loser is a free success and uh he's like smart enough to go to college or flunked out or just fucking stop going that's not impressive it's not

Like, you think when you... I mean, the movie made this documentary must be a moron because, like, you know, if you're impressed by someone who had potential and wasted it, like, that's like the story of, like, half the population. What I'm going to tell you? So they strap this bomb to this guy and, like, their plan, like, oh, the plan was...

It almost worked. Didn't almost work. The guy got out of the fucking bank and was surrounded by guns. Your plan was stupid from the jump. There was no... That's all point. It's like...

There was no... genius here. It's just a bunch of like morons of bipolar disorder and they're all hoarders. They were hiding bodies in their fucking in their freezers. And the only reason they kind of got away with it at first was because they fucking said they're hoarders

so no one knows the smell because they're half smells like piss and shit and blood and come anyway. I mean if you if you cover yourself and piss and shit and blood and come, you can probably get away with like hiding a body for a day. It doesn't mean you're fucking, you know, Jacques Cousteau. He was the water guy, right? Who am I thinking of?

What if a guy gets away with murder? Hey, it's Lucy. She's back. Lucy's back on the podcast. Just giving me a coffee. Come? You're going to come be on the podcast? I know, but like, you know. Oh, you bitch. I love you. I'll have what I'm done. Thank you. I love you. I love you. As you hear, she's tried to insinuate

She's carrying in the podcast But if you haven't listened to our love is disgusting You should listen Especially this week Because we yelled at a Norwegian lady We have these Airbnb This guy One of the guys who lives here

Is in some play in L.A And you could afford to not work Okay, so whatever You can afford to not work Yeah, it's called working so it's like a sub letter we have these Airbnb guests staying here and it's like a different one every day and I'm wanting a fucking Utah still in the middle of fucking Belgium over here

and uh we're recording uh Sunday night me and Lucy and we're in bed and you know and uh she's fucking he comes the guy comes in this woman starts knocking on the door hello I'm like I let go away and then you know and she comes she like just starts jiggling a knob and comes in I started yelling at her I'd yell at her to get out of here. It's fucking people. It's coming to my room?

Like, what is this? Who am I? Am I the fucking Ray Fines and fucking, uh, Budapest Hotel? No, I'm a fucking man with a girlfriend. You scumbag. Norwegian or whatever the fuck they are. They all think they're like such attractive and fun people. And everyone's going to love seeing us.

Well, not in America. In America, you get what you earn or what your dad earned, whatever. I mean, we're a grandpa. or what you steal but you don't get to come in my room without getting yelled at unless you're Lucy that's her room too so you know

I'm not doing her any favors I mean if I yelled to her for coming in the room it would be terrible be an awful obnoxious thing and I'm a good boyfriend I love her you know don't think I'm saying this for her

because she doesn't listen to this podcast I might say it's so just to be schmaltzy she doesn't listen she doesn't give a shit but I love her anyway what's the other story apparently Alex Jones

they're saying he sent child porn to to the fucking defense team that's a defense team with the prosecutors team or whatever

or the plaintiff's team in his lawsuit which is a strange move I mean he's he's claiming it's a it's a hoax or whatever they're framing him which I just don't know what the move was the plan to like you know call the cops to be like

oh they have child porn on your computer I mean it's not a bad move I mean that's the thing that's what got this whole fucking I mean Trump wouldn't be in power probably he wouldn't be in office that I mean who knows because honestly the polls were so fucking whacked out of control maybe he still would have been but if people I don't know people remember that you know the whole thing with the FBI is you know the whole thing with Comey Comey opened up the investigation to Clinton again like what two weeks before a month before I forget um it's like a month right it was a short period time and uh you know I did did some damage to the fucking campaign and um that was done because they had Anthony Wiener's computer right because they

were they were investigating him I mean I guess it wasn't technically no it was child report right like he was fucking sexting with like young girls um was he in jail now? What's the deal with Anthony Wiener? Is Anthony Wiener in J? Let's look this up. I don't usually Wikipedia on Lucy's back. Yes. Well, you're up. I mean, you're interrupting. Why don't you plug a microphone in so at least you can talk when you need to?

Look, the podcast is almost over. Just fucking, you're going to be here anyway. Just talk for a minute. Don't rest your eyes. You have coffee now. baby i'm talking to you you're on the podcast just plug in some people don't think i'm crazy here we go hello test one two test one two hi i'm raised girlfriend lucy i exist we know you exist you've been on this podcast multiple times the last time his podcast aired which was 17 minutes

long it ended basically with you talking about me the way to eat peanut butter yeah oh that's right people know you exist you're self important way of eating peanut butter yes my my fucking my my refined way of eating peanut butter, my classy way of eating peanut butter. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did you want, I mentioned that you had a project. Like, oh, a little project at first, but I corrected myself because I said that one of the meaning.

A little project for the little woman. Yeah. Oh, you're doing accents this morning, huh? That coffee's good coffee. You wanted to go back to sleep, but now you're doing accents. We all know how great I am at them, so I might as well give the people what they want. Yeah, I mean, I was mentioning how we were yelling at Norwegians.

But also, you could hear Lucy doing a Trump impression while doing a De Niro face. So go do, go listen to our love is disgusting. Yeah, I actually, I talked a big game about getting on S&L. Yeah. But, yeah, well, look, you might still. You might. I could follow through on it. Yeah.

Well, if you did, we don't know. Yeah. Is that all it takes? It's just you following through is the only X factor? As long as I, if I just answer their calls. then I'll be on I was trying to figure out I was trying to figure out

Anthony Weiner was in jail or not Anthony Weiner is not in jail I don't think Did he go to jail for a while I don't think so But I think he was I think

I think his punishment For sexting An underage girl Was just like banishment From the public eye Okay Is that enough for you As a woman

Honestly yeah For me it's kind of enough Just because I feel like the lines Get blurred with sexting and stuff Right I don't know how much he knew. I think he did know she was underage, right?

I forget. I think there was some evidence supporting the fact that he knew. Yeah. Yeah, like, wow, you're 15. That's amazing. Wow, you're 15. That's my favorite age girl, the fuck. And I think his claim was like, yeah,

but I thought she was just saying it because she knows that much I like 15-year-olds. I didn't think it was too good to be true in my mind. Yeah. But, because I was talking about how Alex Jones sent child pornography to the opposing lawyers. Yeah, what was that? Was he going like, was it his way of going like, this is what you guys do? It's like, hey.

Wait, like a fucking performance art thing. Because isn't he like always accusing them of being part of like a child sex trafficking ring, which they probably are? Well, I don't know if he's accusing the Sandy Hook people of that. But it's like the media, right? Because he thinks they're fakeers. Quakers? He thinks they're fakers, right? Fakers?

Is that what we're calling? People who secretly, who secretly move around children for the purposes of child prostitution are fakers, though? They're posers. Look at these fakers, not telling the world of their child pimps.

You know, but like, doesn't he think that, like, the media set up Sandy Hook and the media. Yeah. It's also part of this child sex trafficking. Well, I think you don't. Yeah, I mean, supposedly he thinks they're in on it. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.

So was it in his way of going, like, you know, here's some child porn that you distribute or like? I don't think it was a performer. Look, here's the thing. He's claiming that they put on, they were framing him for this. That he didn't do this. It's a frame job.

Oh. But my thing is, I'm assuming he was doing it, and then he was going to call the FBI on him and be like, hey, like, you know, this guy might have some child porn. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. So his plan was to send people child porn, leave a paper trail of him sending them

child porn, and then call the FBI and say, hey, this guy has child porn. Well, you know, I mean, once I'm, oh, yes. I'm assuming he would, I'm trying to get into his head right now. Maybe he's like, well, they'll see the child porn. You'll see, I mean, I've got to say, I thought Alex Jones was smarter than that. Like, I feel like it is a frame job because it's just so dumb. Yeah, well, yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking, honestly. He was like, I don't think he's brilliant, but, like, doesn't seem this dumb.

I mean, because, like, you'd have to, like, go and download child porn. I wish I guess it's not hard to get. I mean, because pedophiles aren't always that smart either, and they get child porn. So, I mean, you get caught, too. It just seems terrible. Look, I've seen the worst things in the world, Lucy. I've seen people fuck to death with tree branches. Yeah.

I've seen dead babies, little babies. I don't want to see child porn. I mean, I definitely don't want to see child porn. But, like, I don't want to see, like, at all ever, even if it's just to, like, frame somebody. Yeah. I feel terrible seeing child. Some child, I don't want to say the things I've been in these videos. Yeah.

Children performing sex. Like, I feel like it would ruin you to see it. Yeah. Am I being too sensitive? No, no, I totally agree. I mean, I definitely don't want to see it. Like, I'm not pet... They don't protest too much.

You know, it's always the people who judge the sexual proclivity the most who are really into it. Oh, no. No, but I'm saying, like, the idea of even, like, downloading child porn to, like, frame somebody seems terrible. Yeah. It's just like... Yeah, because at the end of the day, you still, like, you still, like, I don't know. have to come into possession of child porn to do it. Exactly. You have to look at it and

it's a, that's a kid doing that. Yeah. No, Alex Jones is being framed. I mean, maybe, maybe, to be fair, Alex Jones, it wasn't sex acts. Maybe it was just kids, naked kids. In which case, it's, like, still terrible, but, like, he's, like, rationalizing in his head. Like, yeah, that's just a baby in the copper tone head.

Yeah. Like, I don't know what, I don't, I was listening to Nirvana the other day. because I still like Nirvana. Like all you who say, I can't. I can't. I can like Nirvana. No, you can't.

Oh, God. And I was looking at the Nevermind cover. The kid's dick is just hanging out. I don't, I think we need to revisit this whole. Because here's the thing. Babies are fair game, right? No, I'm saying. Babies in society are apparently fair game to show naked.

And I've always been like, why are you allowed to do that? And they're like, because babies are innocent. Yeah. And it never sounded right to me, but I was like, all right? Yeah, like, three-year-olds are innocent, too. I was like, okay. And now, can we finally, with Me Too and like just in the Catholic Church scandals, can we finally revisit this and realize that pedophiles made that rule up?

Can we just to commit that? Like, I don't know why it's okay to have baby cocks all over pictures. Oh, yeah, they totally did. And, like, everything from... the babies and the dick hanging out to like there are even some ads where it's like it they'll show like a two year old's like they won't show their genitals but they'll show like a two year old's ass yeah all the time all you can show a baby's ass whatever you want it's terrible yeah it's like what you're creep like it's fine it's a baby's yeah it's a cute baby's ass whatever like i'll go on with my day but now i'm realizing that we've just allowed pedophiles to distribute like soft-core child porn freely on like homemark card totally and this should be a campaign against this yeah it's like well you have a dirty

mind it's like I don't but like we should know enough about the people in power at this point to know that they do yeah yeah some guy just jerking off the toilet to a fucking thank you card yeah it's terrible yeah don't like I mean I don't like

pedophilia I'm not on the limb if you see that Nirvana album again yeah just for society take a sharpie and just like black out the little baby's dick it's just like it's just there like why is this dick hanging there you know it'll work and I'm like people don't look at me like I'm no this is this is a cliquitous album people know what it is

but still it's like why like why I'm having to think about this yeah why like why is it just there a baby's dick because like oh at the other day you could argue like why are dicks at all like ding like and we just be able to show dicks and like and tits like I could talk to you about that but if we're gonna if our society's gonna sexual if our society's gonna sexualize the dick the way we do which we do yeah we put the dick on a pedestal then why is this baby's dick fair game it's just not right i don't like it's also like there it's almost like a stupidly simple issue

to take with it but it's like the baby can't agree to that oh yeah yes yes yes yes yes because that's the other thing i forgot thank you that like this baby didn't agree to have his cock just hanging out on one of the most ubiquitous albums of all time. This isn't an obscure fucking like Captain B-Fart album. Yeah. This is fucking never mind.

I mean one of the most, not the best albums of all time per se, like depending on who you are, but like one of the most influential albums of all time. Like it changed music for a whole decade. Sure. Or like half a decade at least. It's considered a groundbreaking album

that like it's talked about all the time and this guy's cock is on it. And I don't understand why that's cool. Right. I mean, how much money did he get from that? I mean, you know, he's not set for life from having his picture taken. The parents probably got, like, 10 grand at most for that picture.

Totally. That's a great point. We should get justice for baby cock. I know he was on some albums, never mind retrospective, like, they redid the cover. But it's probably because he has no money, and he's like, fine, I'll do it. Yeah, it's like, all right.

Let's find him. You have to do that. and suck all their dicks just for another 10 grand Dave Grohl comes out Hey Steve Grohl Are they get sucked this prick It's covered in shit

Like why are it covered in shit Like I knew you'd be sucking it No like Yeah like Because people will get mad People get like outraged About like the objectification And over-sexualization

Of like grown women Oh yeah Like Miley Cyrus back in the day Yeah It's like, and like, you know, it's like, I don't know if those, like, that, like, bare naked ladies cover ever garnered any controversy. Which one? And with all, like, the women. Or isn't that the one with all, like, the naked women kind of tangled up together?

Oh. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But I say, vagina. But, yeah, it's like, people, like, people will get mad about that. People will get mad about, like, you know, using women's tits and stuff. as you know album decoration or whatever right or background decoration oh yeah we're like uh someone

has that campaign with uh marcia belski has that campaign against uh women's like like just showing parts of women's bodies that that is funny that tumbler page is funny there are so many of them where it's just like a woman's ass yeah and her legs and there's like two and it's like and it's like Matthew McConaughey is like looking up at her giant cons yeah Yeah, yeah, for sure. The headless women of Hollywood. Right. Yeah, that's a great page.

Yeah, good job, Marcia. Check out Marcia Belski. But, yeah, this is so much worse. Yeah, like it's just like this violent dog is biting the ass of like a naked baby. Yeah. I mean, I don't find it around, like, but I'm sure someone does. And someone's like standing up in a toilet jerking off for a copper tone bottle. I don't like it.

I don't like that we were allowing this loophole. but maybe I'll do something about this maybe this will be my campaign yeah this could be the charity that I start they steal from yeah what's that baby's name Anna Amy yeah justice for Anna Amy

so this is a good one I think this is a nice quote you know if you want to hear more if you want to actually hear it or age and get yelled at you can go listen to our love is disgusting yeah it's available now Ray gave her the business

Or Airbnb guest Yeah she really She deserved it She's just She's just like a relatively pretty girl I didn't find her attractive But like She's not ugly

But you know She's Norwegian She's like blonde She's probably used to be And people being nice to her Oh yeah I want nothing to do with her This is America

Fuck you Look what I got here I don't need you You blonde idiot Lucy was just fucking scandalous Oh yeah I'm just trying to find

The Vamp for a second Will you Um, but yeah, like, you know, it's like, it has been, I don't know how much Ray has told you about the background of this, but it's, there's just been a parade of Airbnb guests coming through our fucking apartment. And, you know, it's like, our roommate is like, can you make sure the place is clean? And it's like, you know, in theory, should we be cleaner? Should we be less slovenly? Maybe. Yeah, maybe.

But not for the benefit of these Europeans. No, if I'm going to clean up, I'm going to make a do for me. So I'm going to start cleaning up my own. I'm not doing this for the sake of like, I'm not getting a cut of this. Yeah. I was saying I'm not Ray Fines. Yeah.

You know? I'm not. I'd be funny if I did like get a concierge outfit and like steal from these people. Yeah. I mean, look, are we slabs? Are we absolute pigs the way we live our lives? Yeah. Look, our room is not as bad as my old room.

Yeah. But it's, we're messy babies. Yeah. A pig would be very at home here. I was telling people before you got here about how I fantasize about a rat who comes and shits in my chest like inside me

and leaves it won't use me as a house I think I started doing my pimples Shits inside of you Yeah it goes in my mouth, comes up my ass It does his business in the middle But it won't Like as if as in like it refuses to use you as a house?

Yeah, exactly. I'm not good enough to live in? That is a bizarre fantasy. I've heard some weird ones, but that's like a weird... You're just thinking, you're just daydreaming about this? Well, I think of the fact that I thought I had cancer

with the foot thing. Yeah, yeah. And somehow my mind went to, like, you know, I don't know. I forget how we got there. Look, this show is like, I don't remember how I get from A to B to Z. You know, I don't know.

People are like, oh, I listen to your show. It's like, does it make sense? I don't know. Thank you. Like, why? I mean, I feel like your podcast is like as close as you can get to just like hearing a man spiral for an hour. But it's like, but still be coherent. Right.

Like I'm holding it together, but like I have to come to my head. Yeah. I agree. Where are these names? I had someone contact me and say he doesn't want me to use his real name anymore. when they read out the Patreon people. That's what the show's come to.

It's like, hey, I will give you money, but please don't say my name. Don't associate me with your show. Which is fine. So, let me just... We should dox him. I should...

Say his name and address. I don't have it. Do I get his address and... Just find his address. Yeah. If anyone's a hacker, please contact me. I want to docks this guy

who gives me... No, I'm kidding. It's fine. We're not going to do that guy. Don't worry. someone just delete his name here so I don't say it accidentally Okay

Bamp Oh Well yeah I mean every time I Every time I try you engage with me again Because I'm so charming And irresistible to you But I don't know

What are we got going on here Ray just got a new synth It's taken up every His scents are now taking up every inch of free space in the room That's not true look I'll start sharing music with you people if you want soon

but first of all that keyboard is yours and I got that for you I got you the power supply for the keyboard that you hadn't had I mean all you do is buy a $10 power cord of Amazon

and for years you just had a not working keyboard that's true so you know fair I'm sorry that I put my synthesizer on top of the dresser like a real scumbag

Like a real fucking jerk off There's two synthesizers on there It's like there's a mama And there's a baby That's just a MIDI controller That's just with the pads That's the pads that you don't like Oh yeah

That you know Because I have the You know The Kai You know when these controller things They've got the touch Their famous touch sensitive pads And I was doing beats and samples

With the pads And Lucy was I'll record I'll let you hear because it was driving Lucy nuts. Yeah. Just listen to this. When you were doing it, it wasn't even that rhythmic.

Like, I was sampling a TV show like the people talked. It's more like. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. So hopefully they picked that up. But yeah, because you don't hear you. You don't hear the actual thing. She's just hearing the actual

taps on the keyboard. Does they burping to the mic? Excuse me. I'm sorry. I stood up after an hour and I fucking burped. I'm a man. Things coming in out of me.

Rats coming out of me. I'm sorry. Yeah, so there's... But that's just the controller. So, you know, I don't have like multiple expensive... All right, we'll wrap up. She's giving a wrap-up sign.

The wrap-up sign. All right, right, right. I'm wrapping up. You can say I have to do... I have to do a special secret project. Your little project. My little project. My little project.

Yes. So thank you. Let's just give thanks to Diane Cage, Britt Poundown, Michael Ricardo, Richard Hofstetter, Gary Barbera. Oh,

did I erase this guy's name? I'm sure you don't see his name. Okay, yeah. his name. Okay. So Gary Barber, Ryan LaRocque, Keith Veronese, Eric Frankel, and night shift lifestyle. Also, Julian Assange, I have not been keeping up

with you. Look, you paid me for like two months of Patreon. We're done. He wants me to fucking pay for his goddamn defense bill. Like, fuck you. This is not like some insurance scam. Anyway, so thanks for listening. Check out our love is disgusting.

Yeah, yeah. It comes out every Saturday, usually. But this came out yesterday. But whatever. It's already out now. Sometimes we're a little late because we got to cuddle. Yeah, we got cuddle and sock and fuck. Whatever, you know.

Rats coming in on me. Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, at Ray Kump. See you next week. Thanks a lot. Thank you.