Kump - 26- Drunk Kump

Episode Date: August 9, 2019

Ray gets drunk during the day and tries to solve the mass shooting crisis. New episodes coming soon. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:58 For loyal. listeners you know i live in a closet when i did a show usually while lucy's sleeping but i took today off so i am drunk in a bed i i i'm a little drunk i don't usually drink during a day but fair warning uh make a little whiskey and now i'm here to contemplate the notion of mass shootings and i think i have an idea um i mean i get like two like fucking calls today from fucking people. This guy was calling for
Starting point is 00:01:34 Fox Family Fusion. I don't know. It can be sued for saying this? I don't know. I told him wrong number. I'm looking for Fox Family Fusion. And I started going off
Starting point is 00:01:44 like in half and out. Like, yeah, like 10 minutes. Like trying to fucking well, if you got the deal, you got the financing going and he's just going on with it. And it's like, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:54 I told you it. It's wrong number. It's I don't feel bad. I fucking, you know, really, that's strong is going to want. Anyway, mass shootings. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Who do you think you're going to fucking... Like, I'm the number one guy. He's like, let's blow up the government. Let's fight the government. Let's fucking... You know, let's be domestic terrorists, but not for hate. But, you know, but that's what the Constitution wants is my point. It's the fucking, you know, the fight against the government.
Starting point is 00:02:25 And that's why you have his Second Amendment. I get it. you think you're so fucking tough you think you're so fucking tough you don't know we're gonna fight the government if you would have fought the government you probably would have already I don't know what you're waiting for but whatever I get it
Starting point is 00:02:40 but then you look at the people who are ready to fight you are already like mobilized and they're fucking you know they got the guns they're doing drills in the woods like you should be the I'm an Eagle Scout I drilled in the woods all right I know it's like to cut my finger open
Starting point is 00:02:56 I cut my thumb open making a fucking shelter. You've made a shelter for yourself in the woods? Have you ever sheltered yourself in the woods, tough guy? A fucking guy who hits me up on Twitter and Instagram. It's like, oh, like, yeah, you're a fucking liberal pussy. You ever fucking hell of a knife and sheltered yourself in the woods, you fucking scumbag? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Maybe you have, but I mean, most you have. The few of you have, you're probably a loser for some other reason. But, you know, I'm not taking, you know, this idea. Why don't you fucking, you're fucking liberal? You don't fucking believe in free speech. It's like, look, just because I say you shouldn't yell at a woman telling you you're going to rape her. We're going to rape you with a fucking rusty knife. It don't mean, you know, I'm believing in free speech.
Starting point is 00:03:42 I mean, the notion of, you got a little fucking backwards. The point is, wait, you're going to fucking make a militia? You're going to make a militia and fucking fight against the government when they come and take your guns? that's when that's when you got like that's the only time I can tell when people will actually might fight and they say they will
Starting point is 00:04:04 but you know we won't know we won't know it's what happens you know when they magically come and take your guns away and then you'll fight all right
Starting point is 00:04:11 so like kind of a bitch move so I'm not buying it that being said you know I don't think we should you know stop having guns
Starting point is 00:04:20 I think we should have guns I'm a gun owner I bought a fucking shotgun drunken drunkenly bought a shotgun on a sports story I mean is that
Starting point is 00:04:33 you're not supposed to do that to sell me a gun when I'm drunk but I did I was drinking out of Applebee's and I thought I wanted the shotgun they're doing with it I mean we shot in the woods or whatever
Starting point is 00:04:46 later on but you know what's point is I'm a responsible gun owner but you know you fucking you know did I still steal a fucking cap Who knows?
Starting point is 00:04:57 Somebody shoplifter? Point is I drunkenly blow a shotgun and I'm not exactly like you know circumventing laws. Point is if we you know if you want a gun
Starting point is 00:05:09 because there was a bunch of incidents we're talking about fucking what two mass shootings in a week. I mean honestly in 14 hours but it was a few days ago so we had the fucking the one in El Paso
Starting point is 00:05:23 and the one in Dayton, Ohio and one's Once conservative, one's liberal, I guess. I mean, the guy was Antifa. Look, Antifa's bullshit. I mean, look, don't take so much fucking joy in Antifa being bullshit. They're bullshit, but, like, they were, they're, I do think their hearts in the right place, even though they're morons. So, like, you know, these guys, you know, I hate Antifa, but also, like, you don't want to admit it too often, because usually people who are against Antifa kind of, you know, douchebags.
Starting point is 00:05:55 but yeah but they are assholes they're gonna be wrong like that's the problem in this country no one's willing to admit like antivas assholes but you are kind of acting like a fascist like you might be you know like no one wants
Starting point is 00:06:08 to ever say that like yeah these guys doing it wrong but you're also like a rapy fascist scutmeg like no one wants to ride the line it's tough to ride the line people like riding the line
Starting point is 00:06:21 means you're some kind of like morally you know ambiguous hypocrite when really it's about the nuance to it all and the fact is that you're you're supporting a movement of you know like you know just rapy judges who want to fucking keep women from having
Starting point is 00:06:36 you know control like I mean the man of people who oppose abortion who actually like believe in God and his ability to like you know sanctity of life while you fuck some whore the death with a knife probably that's what you're about
Starting point is 00:06:50 so I mean I'm not gonna like give you the moral high ground but uh and you're fucking you know i even know what conservativeism is you guys claim conservatism when really it's just you know it's a hodgepodge of like evangelicalism and like you know cutting taxes while you still have a huge military which is anathema you know if your idea is to have this giant military then pay for it you fucking scumbag but the idea you're going to lower taxes while still having this man it doesn't work like trickle down at work you stupid fuck Art Laffer was a fraud.
Starting point is 00:07:24 All right. Supply side economics was bullshit. You can be a conservative economist, but, you know, supply siders and conservative economics don't go hand in hand. So fuck you. The point is, I forget what we're talking about, guns, we should say don't have guns.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I'm more about having guns. We should just fight for the guns, is my point. Because there's people who are a side note. because there's been a few things subsequently this week as far as like people doing a I don't know what I call them stunts or
Starting point is 00:08:01 protest with you know people coming to Walmart dressing body armor or like asking the clerk at the Walmart for fucking gun to kill hundreds of people and you know and people get freaked out sure but the point is they're making the point and why is Walmart selling guns why there's a lot of stuff I want to buy I can't buy that Walmart
Starting point is 00:08:21 You know, I can't buy a nice fucking camera. I can't buy a fucking, you know, a citizen. I'm into making beats again. I can't buy a nice synthesizer at Walmart. I can buy guns. I get demand. But, I mean, like, you know, maybe Walmart's not the place where you buy the gun. Maybe you have small shops.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Are small shops more apt to, like, curtail it, though? I don't know. That's the thing. I mean, I'll be honest with you. People want, like, you know, get rid of Walmart selling guns. But honestly, if everything goes to small shops, I mean, I was just, my gut reaction, small shops have a, yeah, a less profit margin or whatever, less volume. They get more, yeah, every sale matters more. So maybe they're more likely to bend the rules.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I mean, Walmart's a big company. You give them some hard rules so you can't do this, can't do that. And they're more likely with a father because what the fuck is they give a shit? Like, you know, some small shop where it's like, you know, profit margins lower. I don't even experience working in smaller shops not guns but other stuff they don't bend rules more probably
Starting point is 00:09:25 they gotta make that sale and you're working at a gun shop but I imagine that's the case if I'm wrong whatever I just pour whiskey down my pants it might happen it's only like fucking two or three o'clock I usually drink this early
Starting point is 00:09:41 but uh I did so anyway maybe you know should Walmart not be something? It's a question to me had, it's a question to be asked I think
Starting point is 00:09:55 let Walmart sell them but you know fucking let's have some competitions let's have a fucking I mean honestly guns in this society should be merit based now before I move on
Starting point is 00:10:08 there's one thing that bugs me because I just don't like this intellectual hypocrisy it's a complicated problem there's right and wrong on both sides but this idea that like well you know this is a popular argument
Starting point is 00:10:21 I've heard at least was like you know there's so many guns in America there's no way to fucking curtail guns because there's so many guns out there that you know it'll be a black market guns I guess is the point or whatever and like yes if you talk about the mafia
Starting point is 00:10:34 or violent street gangs anyone who's like living on the outskirts of society and has like a fucking organization of dudes or even dudes and women sure like you know yeah sure guns are easier to get because you know people did miss discount like how important in the mafia just having locations is like if you randomly kill someone waiting up at the body you don't even know where can you trust to have the body leave it there
Starting point is 00:11:01 for a while you don't know is that that's having a network of people who just like cover your ass is half the battle in this case like you know network of people who like have guns and sell guns sure But you're some random, rando guy who wants to fucking buy an AR-15 and other stuff. Again, look, I'm not saying you can't. I'm sure you can get it done. If it was me and I wanted to, I'm sure it could get it done. But, you know, it's harder than you imagine. Like, it's one thing to say, oh, I was buying online or buying the Walmart.
Starting point is 00:11:35 But, like, if I have to start going through black market shit, off the time I had, I can't do it. And I'm sure I could figure it out probably. but, like, you've got to imagine it's going to curtail a lot of it. You know, like, anytime you, like, make a harder to buy a product, it hurts the sales as a product. So, I mean, why wouldn't this also? This is not like these are people
Starting point is 00:11:55 who are, like, you know, gone to great lengths to make their lives better. They're losers in the objective sense. No offense, mass shooters, but you're not exactly winners. You know, I don't even mean because you shot people. Like, if fucking, if Marker Zuckerberg, the mass shooting i mean you have to i have to change this argument i mean because you know mark
Starting point is 00:12:19 Zuckerberg you get a problem with him you can argue about them but the guy achieved something uh the guy accomplished he's a business owner he's got profits he's he's a winner you don't want to admit you want to call mark Zuckerberg a loser that's fine socially maybe but you know objectively he's a winner and if he shot up a fucking Walmart mark Zuckerberg would you have to be like well i guess this is a different phenomenon on. It's something else. But it's not what's happening. Mark Zuckerberg isn't shooting of a Walmart yet. If he does, you know, I got an episode in the can just for that, but you know, let's not go there until it happens. I do think it's going to happen. I predict
Starting point is 00:12:57 Mars Zuckerberg will shoot up a Walmart, but, you know, I don't want to slander the guy. Officially he hasn't. That's my stance. He hasn't. I suspect he will, but whatever. um so fuck about world work but uh were Zuckerberg whatever
Starting point is 00:13:13 um no but most of you guys are losers objectively so you know um um
Starting point is 00:13:22 are they gonna like my point is are they gonna get a gun yeah they could but you know they were that good maybe they make their lives better
Starting point is 00:13:33 ah that's whiskey uh You guys can give me feedback It was just like Too drunk I mean it probably is I didn't expect to get this drunk
Starting point is 00:13:44 I mean I'm not drunk But It's different in the morning It's different in the daytime And We're trying something new It's been a while Since I've been back
Starting point is 00:13:53 We had a little summer hiatus I'm off today And I'm getting I'm getting come back going I got this fucking Roomid over there Hacking up a lung They tried to screw us out of money
Starting point is 00:14:03 And I fucking I just remember the last time I fucking I dealt with that They're done that shit is done and giving them shit um anyway but um
Starting point is 00:14:14 scum back to do my TV on next thing is I remove a TV from the fucking lover room anyway um I think I'm a sucker I'll make them a sucker
Starting point is 00:14:26 make them a sucker um yeah so I mean competition is a point of uh what do you do with these guns what do you do with them stop sneezing
Starting point is 00:14:41 fucking scumbag um I think we should make them have a virtue oriented gun system in this country you can have a system where it's like
Starting point is 00:14:52 you know if you're a good daddy you can get a gun you know if you take your kid to the Chuckie cheese let's just say three times in a six month period you get a point towards a gun you know like you should have to fucking
Starting point is 00:15:06 go down your wife and you know all the women go good points of going down their husband I mean maybe they do but the point is like you know we have incentivized right behavior you know why yeah it should be
Starting point is 00:15:22 spying the man I guess more like why isn't the women why don't men go down though I mean I like eating pussy so I don't get it but whatever we got incentivized good behavior so you know I mean I don't need to get a gun to eat pussy
Starting point is 00:15:36 You know, no one's holding, literally holding a gun over my head going. You want this gun, eat this pussy. I'll eat pussy. I like eating pussy. If pussy's is the right word, you know, I don't know. Snatch. I like eating snatch. But the point is, but, you know, it depends.
Starting point is 00:15:53 It depends on locality, maybe. Maybe, you know, you got to fucking feed your kids, you know, vitamins. You got to teach your kid Little League or coach the Little League. Like, give the priest guns. I don't know. I mean, no, they're rapists, but whatever. Like, you know, make it virtue-oriented. Like, if we want a militia, because the problem is this.
Starting point is 00:16:13 I don't know if I made this part clear enough before. It's the people who are going to fucking, you know, start militias. Literally, these guys, these three-presenter guys, these guys who fucking, like, protect statues of, like, Robert Lee from being taken down. And, you know, I'm a big history. Buff is the right word, history buff. But, like, I like history. like reading about history
Starting point is 00:16:36 in theory in theory the idea of whitewashing history yeah sure it could be disturbing but like we don't need statues aren't history per se you can get rid of Robert Ely's statue and still know who he is you know and whatever
Starting point is 00:16:52 why do we have these stats I mean the fact is like you have these statues of these fucking you know I'm trying it seems to me that like a lot of a listener base is politically divisive against me.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I don't give a fuck. Honestly, I really don't give a fuck. But, like, I'm just curious with what overlap I have with people who would, like, have a problem would get rid of a Robert Lee statue. I'm not liberal. I mean, people call me a liberal.
Starting point is 00:17:23 They can call me a fucking communist, liberal, whatever the fuck. But, you know, I'm, if anything, my last conscious political belief was anarcho-capitalism before I realized it was all fucked. and, you know, hopeless. But, you know, I lean more towards, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:40 capitalism and the economy and the market and all that shit. That's how I lean. You know, the concession is that, you know, oh, it's all fucked, and no one's being sincere, so at least give the people some health care or something. But, you know, but if I actually believe any of it was real and mattered, yeah, I'd be a fucking, you know, well, I suppose you want to call these a libertarian?
Starting point is 00:18:03 if you do you're just basically a coke brother's show that's a problem i mean if you don't get there then who the fuck you tell me anything if you haven't got to the point where you realize oh libertarianism is kind of fucked just off the bat then you're a moron so like i'm not you know i don't care when you mess to me going or you come to me and like some event you go hey i like you show but i don't agree with you politically it's like you know whatever i mean it doesn't you know in the middle and some white power chance starts as this fucking show I'm like, I'll be, don't agree with me politically. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I mean, I don't know. I'm not looking to get anyone in trouble. I know it was a little tongue cheek, but, you know, come on. It was a little weird. If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't worry about it. If you know what I'm talking about, if you were there, come on, that was a little weird. And, you know, the people coming out against it, who happened to come out against it, who happened to come out against it. In actuality, not in theory, in actuality.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Yeah, it was handled weird. but that was a weird fucking chant and it was a little disturbing and I didn't forget about it but it was like this is kind of gross and uh so yeah
Starting point is 00:19:11 I don't agree with you politically all right cool that's gonna keep me up at night okay I mean this whole thing is fuck where are we at timeless
Starting point is 00:19:21 just check all right point is we should have some kind of fucking you know athletic feet maybe got to go down a woman to get a gun maybe you got a fucking um i don't know raise a kid just have a kid for like six
Starting point is 00:19:40 weeks raise him as much as you can teach him how to hunt teach him how to fucking you know do not and homework i mean why is it maybe maybe we should be raised by different people maybe you know my parents should have only had me for half the year and the other half someone else is teaching me to do knots like the boy excuse me the boy scouts I mean, I'm an Eagle Scout. I've reached the highest. Well, not the highest, I guess, because there is the order of the arrow or some shit
Starting point is 00:20:08 or the Eagle Palms or whatever you can do with the Boy Scout. But I mean, Eagles, that's what matters. And perhaps I could have done more, but, you know, I don't know. I mean, I don't feel proud of being an Eagle. I'm not like, oh, this is the greatest thing I ever did. But, you know, it's something. It's something to show that I can follow.
Starting point is 00:20:31 through my scoutmaster called me up i remember was in a bathroom my parents bathroom they used to have his fucking tile floor and was caved in well they fixed it eventually but you know it was a mess i remember being in their bathroom taking a shit my mom's like you did the phone your scout master's on the phone because i'd said i already won the award for being a great scout leader uh senior patrol leader they call it's like the it's like the guy the scout who runs the other scouts because you know we went to a period of time where like you know no one was really doing it's a good job no one was fucking taking care of the shit
Starting point is 00:21:04 like I did the barement here's a lesson for you I did like the bareman in my head at least of like what you're supposed to do like oh you book you book a merit badge counselor for every fucking week which is not that hard you call them up they're waiting to do it you call them up and you go hey I got this
Starting point is 00:21:20 fucking troop you want to fucking teach first to these kids for like four weeks in a row yeah sure that's my whole that's my gimmick that's what I do to fucking feel I did something in life. This is not like this is not sales.
Starting point is 00:21:34 This is not like you trying to sell some guy something he doesn't want. This is a corner guy who's on a list of wanting to do something. And you know, you're asking me, if you got a bit, been part of this, why they're on a list, they're fucking kids.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Honestly, I don't, I don't think so in general. They just seem like this is, I think you get a certain age. It's different for different people. But, you know, he has a certain age. And you go, I should give something back. None of you've gotten that much. But, like, you see some people donate to charity more than you do.
Starting point is 00:22:05 You're not volunteering. They are, whatever. You want to do something. And I think some people achieve more. I don't know being a scout, Mirabanch counselor, is honestly that big of a deal if you think about it. But it's something you can do, and it's not that hard, a small commitment. And you can feel like, hey, I'm giving them back. So they're doing that.
Starting point is 00:22:25 And look, it's fine. You know, you probably start when your kids are scouts. and you're on the list and what am I going to do like only take care of my kids that feels scummy so the point is they're not all fucking
Starting point is 00:22:36 you know most of them are fucking kids um you know my scout master apparently because he he was this eagle scout at my troop you know years before I was born probably um was really before I was a scout
Starting point is 00:22:50 and uh apparently he first became a scout master people were like when he's not married and he's kind of youngish I think he was like 25 when you know you're 17 18 we make eagle you that's the limit you we're 18 you can't become eagle after that so you got to be good by 18 so you know you go to college shit
Starting point is 00:23:10 I think he came back around 25 26 like who's this fucking scumbag he's not married why is he want to fucking help our kids that's how we think in this day and age but you know whatever he ended up getting married you know found a wife and had kids and then he stopped and he stopped hanging around that's interesting dichotomy he stopped coming around. He got to end up turning over the troop once he had his own kids because, you know,
Starting point is 00:23:34 I guess if your kids are out of that age, sure. It's like, it's doable. But otherwise, it's like, you know, I don't have time to fucking hang out with your dumb fat kids who cut their thumbs open. That was me. So whatever.
Starting point is 00:23:47 So, you know, you can be too cynical, is my point. Anyway, um, scouts, the scouts, the scouts, the fuck kids.
Starting point is 00:23:58 no I mean look scouts you fuck kids but they think they're pretty good they're better than the church they're better than the church at dealing with it at least past in the past few things I read about
Starting point is 00:24:11 in the paper were like you know there was some pedophile and the scouts had already removed them but he was you know there's only so much you can do with an organization
Starting point is 00:24:20 at a certain point you know this is a boy scouts don't have a guy with a gun who can show up the guy's house and be like you ever go near that kid's asshole again I'm going to put two in your mouth. No, you can't do that.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I would do that. It was my kid, but that's the thing. It's like an organization like the Boy Scouts can't threaten people with guns. That's what you have cops for. And even then, it's like, you know, not as visceral as you'd hope. But the point is, I don't, have any of these mass shooters been Boy Scouts? If they have, I mean, I'm not against the idea. You know, they try to fucking pin this on me, by the way.
Starting point is 00:24:54 They try to say I'd be a mass shooter. you know i think i've brought this up on the show before but i was kicked out high school for telling the girl it was going to blow up her mother's uterus it was a big misunderstanding and um you know real i mean certain listeners know gary i think you remember when this happened you're listening still but uh you know it was uh but i railroaded a bit sure it happened just at the columbine i was also incidentally talking about like having My dad's got anti-aircraft guns and this and that, and all these guns, which is ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Point is, they seem to have this very harsh. Like, we're not going to allow another Columbine happen, and they just, like, countless more Columbines happen. Like, they also, like, kicked out some girl right at the same time from the school who had a shotgun in her trunk because she used to go to the range after school, and she was, like, a punk girl or something. You know, point is, like, they're really bad at dealing with,
Starting point is 00:25:55 because that's a problem. You know, they have profiles where these kids are. You know, where these guys are. People trying to blame video games. That's horseshit, of course. You know, I would think video games might have something to do with it. You know, it's not the most alien thing to me. They're going to have maybe decent size of you.
Starting point is 00:26:11 But the evidence seems to show it has no effect. What's who's called me? I thought it was fucking thing. Shut up. Shut up, you fucking scum. But, no, but the reality is, you know, enough with this fucking how I turn us off
Starting point is 00:26:29 Jesus there we go these fucking scumbags um that it's like some kind of fucking it's like some kind of fucking it's a drunk combat episode so you know forgive me this is experiment
Starting point is 00:26:43 it's not great they try to get rid of me didn't work and then they have all those blood in their hands I blame them I think they're the blame for all these mass shootings because reality is they have profiles on these guys And the guy was, like, saying was like, you know, yeah, we know what the general type is. They're a loaner.
Starting point is 00:27:00 They collect, uh, what's word he used to determine you, they collect, uh, insults or something. I mean, they collect injustices, which just means like, you know, like someone screws you over. It's kind of like, yeah, right, maybe it'll get back at you. Maybe it won't, but like these are people who kind of look at it just, you know, build up. Don't let build up, you know, get even with someone on the level. This whole idea that you're going to, like, come back and shoot home with the guns, a pussy move. You know, learn how to act and operate in a fucking white-collar scenario. Learn how to screw people over.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Go watch the shield. Go watch a fucking show where people know how to fucking manipulate bureaucracies and fucking organizations and trick people and, you know, get over. This whole idea that, like, I want to come back and shoot everyone is the biggest pussy move ever in my life. It's a bitch move I'm not even saying don't do it Like I'm saying it's a bitch move to do
Starting point is 00:28:00 I'm saying like don't It's not like oh it's a better way It's like you're a pussy You're just an unimaginative Scumbag Who could never go totoe with me I'll go to toe to hell With any mass shooter
Starting point is 00:28:12 As far as you know Out maneuvering you I would love to get the same job As a mass shooter You know before you do the mass shooting But you give me a fucking time machine fucking, you know, and the guy from Quantum Leap
Starting point is 00:28:25 and what do you want to do? Like, I want to, you put me in this, put me next to a school shooter and I'll out maneuver this guy in the work for, I don't mean like I'll stop him from the shooting. Not me to try. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:28:37 I'm saying, I'll just out maneuver this guy within whatever bureaucracy he did. School, uh, work, uh,
Starting point is 00:28:45 white collar, work scenario where like he's, he's my training officer and he's trying to railroad me. and let's see what happens when you try to do that buddy let's see who I write memos too and make you look bad all right
Starting point is 00:28:57 love that because I've done it to people who are in school shooters all right you think you think I fucking give a shit about you you're a joke that's what I'm saying it's like learn to operate within bureaucracy what's this beeping and this numbering is please contact team mobile
Starting point is 00:29:12 I know I owe you money fuck off and Amazon is sending me my fucking spray for my fucking I have these hat spray coming You know, anti-sweat hat spray. Point is, virtue-based gun rights. We just fucking, you know, maybe you,
Starting point is 00:29:34 you, uh, I don't know, maybe you make a kids program. You got to fucking make, like, a Mr. Rogers type show. And if you succeed, we'll give you a gun. Because I'm not saying no one should have guns. But this idea that it's like a right that everyone has, Like, if there's a ready, something militia, then we should have a right to, like, decide who it was a militia. Because you don't let everyone in your army. You don't want everyone in the police force.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Why are we letting every disenfranchised fuck make their own militia? It just seems wrong. It just seems like a silly waste of time. You know, of course, also it was like, do you really, look, is Breda, I know Breda is an Italian name. are they still an Italian company or were they bought by the American
Starting point is 00:30:24 Smith and Wessons Smith & Wessons won right who else Mossburg that's got to be American I imagine I think my shotgun was like a
Starting point is 00:30:33 savage or something like that maybe savage I'm trying to think who is a big gun because Glock is German or Austrian maybe Beretta would
Starting point is 00:30:44 I would think it's Italian but a lot of these companies are American I imagine and I'm not going to hold water for any corporation. These things, you know, his idea of gun rights. I mean, there's a lot of things I want to do. I mean, do you want to fucking, you know, go piss in the reservoir?
Starting point is 00:31:00 I do. I want to shit. I want to shit inside what's drinking water, but I'm not allowed to, and I would love to. I mean, so the fact that you want guns, just think about it for a second. I see, there was this thing about this fucking soldier who fucking was at some store in the mall next to the Walmart in that Paso. And he, they make it have to be some kind of fucking hero. Meanwhile, this kid comes running into the store, and what did the register for whatever store was.
Starting point is 00:31:29 And he's like, yo, there was an active shooter happening at the Walmart. And he looks at the guy, goes, hey, he's a kid, you're going to believe him. And he didn't, he went to the foot locker. I guess at that point, the foot locker they heard the noise. They were closing the gates. So he's stuck in there. He has a Glock on him, he says. And this fucking sky, like, the whole arc of the story,
Starting point is 00:31:49 This guy fucking helps some kids who are stranded Because they're like in some daycare Because no one wants to help them But they weren't in a lot of fire Stop promoting fucking soldiers This is a coward soldier who did nothing It's fucking I'm so sick of fucking
Starting point is 00:32:04 Oh thank you for your service Why didn't you go run to the Walmart With your gun Huh? You brave man You gun, go run the Walmart He didn't You fucking help some fucking dumb kid Who wouldn't get to shut anyway
Starting point is 00:32:16 I am fucking sick of veterans getting all this fucking praise for shooting kids in the face for fucking you have this is a war the wars we're fighting aren't valid. Stop pretending they're valid all right if we're fighting to free France and the Nazis
Starting point is 00:32:32 then sure you go shoot some Nazi kid in the face and everything's fine but that's what it's to be in the first place so you don't get credit for your bravery all right your bravery in like fucking some Navy SEAL shooting a six year old girl from Yemen doesn't count
Starting point is 00:32:48 It doesn't count if I fucking tell you That girl's getting raped by that guy And that guy was actually the algebra teacher And you shoot the algebra teacher No, you're not a hero Because you listen to some scumbag Who told you that guy was a rapist All right
Starting point is 00:33:04 I don't give a fuck How many generations Do your fucking dumb Fucking family Went to Nam and then it's fucking Korea Yeah, I got an old Korean He was a drunk What I'm to tell you
Starting point is 00:33:15 My little grandpa was in a fucking Vermeck Do I go celebrate my Vermacht's grandpa Because he was brave No, who knows what he did I mean they say he just drove a truck I don't believe it I probably kill people
Starting point is 00:33:29 So you know He spent seven years in the gulag You know I'm gonna cry from my grandpa No Point is Don't give a shit about these veterans It's uh
Starting point is 00:33:46 Give a fuck anyway the shady move um so maybe we have some kind of fucking you know feed of strength maybe you fucking
Starting point is 00:34:02 maybe you have to fucking do taxes in a certain amount of time maybe like maybe people who donate the most to charity get guns um but then you have to kill someone
Starting point is 00:34:12 you have to like shoot a criminal or uh we don't want people who don't want people handle guns you happen to guns that seems crazy you have to have someone who's like willing to use a gun but virtuous
Starting point is 00:34:25 you're going to demonstrate that somehow so you know someone's going to die but you know maybe this will curtail some of the mass shootings um yeah so I think that's uh
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