Kump - 26- Drunk Kump
Episode Date: August 9, 2019Ray gets drunk during the day and tries to solve the mass shooting crisis. New episodes coming soon. ...
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Hello, welcome to Kump.
I'm not in the closet today.
I'm in, I bet.
For loyal.
listeners you know i live in a closet when i did a show usually while lucy's sleeping but
i took today off so i am drunk in a bed i i i'm a little drunk i don't usually drink during
a day but fair warning uh make a little whiskey and now i'm here to contemplate the notion
of mass shootings and i think i have an idea um i mean i get like two
like fucking calls today
from fucking people.
This guy was calling for
Fox Family Fusion.
I don't know.
It can be sued for
saying this?
I don't know.
I told him wrong number.
I'm looking for Fox Family Fusion.
And I started going off
like in half and out.
Like, yeah, like 10 minutes.
Like trying to fucking
well, if you got the deal,
you got the financing going
and he's just going on with it.
And it's like,
you know,
I told you it.
It's wrong number.
It's I don't feel bad.
I fucking, you know,
really,
that's strong is going to want.
Anyway, mass shootings.
I don't know.
Who do you think you're going to fucking...
Like, I'm the number one guy.
He's like, let's blow up the government.
Let's fight the government.
Let's fucking...
You know, let's be domestic terrorists, but not for hate.
But, you know, but that's what the Constitution wants is my point.
It's the fucking, you know, the fight against the government.
And that's why you have his Second Amendment.
I get it.
you think you're so fucking tough
you think you're so fucking tough
you don't know we're gonna fight the government
if you would have fought the government you probably
would have already I don't know what you're waiting for
but whatever I get it
but then you look at the people who are
ready to fight you are already like
mobilized
and they're fucking you know they got the guns
they're doing drills in the woods
like you should be the I'm an Eagle Scout
I drilled in the woods all right I know
it's like to cut my finger open
I cut my thumb open
making a fucking shelter.
You've made a shelter for yourself in the woods?
Have you ever sheltered yourself in the woods, tough guy?
A fucking guy who hits me up on Twitter and Instagram.
It's like, oh, like, yeah, you're a fucking liberal pussy.
You ever fucking hell of a knife and sheltered yourself in the woods, you fucking scumbag?
I don't think so.
Maybe you have, but I mean, most you have.
The few of you have, you're probably a loser for some other reason.
But, you know, I'm not taking, you know, this idea.
Why don't you fucking, you're fucking liberal?
You don't fucking believe in free speech.
It's like, look, just because I say you shouldn't yell at a woman telling you you're going to rape her.
We're going to rape you with a fucking rusty knife.
It don't mean, you know, I'm believing in free speech.
I mean, the notion of, you got a little fucking backwards.
The point is, wait, you're going to fucking make a militia?
You're going to make a militia and fucking fight against the government when they come and take your guns?
that's when
that's when you got
like that's the only time I can tell
when people will actually might fight
and they say they will
but you know
we won't know
we won't know it's what happens
you know
when they magically come
and take your guns away
and then you'll fight
all right
so like
kind of a bitch move
so I'm not buying it
that being said
you know
I don't think we should
you know
stop having guns
I think we should have guns
I'm a gun owner
I bought a fucking
shotgun
drunken
drunkenly bought a shotgun
on a sports story
I mean is that
you're not supposed to do that
to sell me a gun when I'm drunk
but I did
I was drinking out of
Applebee's and I thought I wanted
the shotgun
they're doing with it
I mean we shot in the woods or whatever
later on
but you know what's point is I'm a responsible
gun owner
but you know
you fucking you know
did I still
steal a fucking cap
Who knows?
Somebody shoplifter?
Point is I
drunkenly blow a shotgun
and I'm not exactly
like you know
circumventing laws.
Point is if we
you know if you want a gun
because there was a bunch of incidents
we're talking about fucking
what two mass shootings
in a week. I mean honestly
in 14 hours
but it was a few days ago
so we had the fucking
the one in El Paso
and the one in Dayton, Ohio
and one's
Once conservative, one's liberal, I guess.
I mean, the guy was Antifa.
Look, Antifa's bullshit.
I mean, look, don't take so much fucking joy in Antifa being bullshit.
They're bullshit, but, like, they were, they're, I do think their hearts in the right place, even though they're morons.
So, like, you know, these guys, you know, I hate Antifa, but also, like, you don't want to admit it too often, because usually people who are against Antifa kind of, you know, douchebags.
but yeah but they are assholes
they're gonna be wrong
like that's the problem in this country
no one's willing to admit
like antivas assholes but you are kind
of acting like a fascist
like you might be
you know like no one wants
to ever say that like yeah these guys
doing it wrong but you're
also like a rapy
fascist scutmeg
like no one
wants to ride the line
it's tough to ride the line
people like riding the line
means you're some kind of like
morally you know ambiguous hypocrite
when really it's about
the nuance to it all
and the fact is that you're
you're supporting a movement of
you know like you know just rapy judges
who want to fucking keep women from having
you know control like
I mean the man of people who oppose abortion
who actually like
believe in God and his ability to like
you know sanctity of life
while you fuck some whore
the death with a knife probably
that's what you're about
so I mean I'm not gonna like
give you the moral high ground
but uh and you're fucking you know i even know what conservativeism is you guys claim conservatism
when really it's just you know it's a hodgepodge of like evangelicalism and like you know
cutting taxes while you still have a huge military which is anathema you know if your idea is
to have this giant military then pay for it you fucking scumbag but the idea you're going to lower
taxes while still having this man it doesn't work like trickle down at work you stupid fuck
Art Laffer was a fraud.
All right.
Supply side economics was bullshit.
You can be a conservative economist,
but, you know, supply siders and
conservative economics don't go hand in hand.
So fuck you.
The point is, I forget what we're talking about,
guns, we should say don't have guns.
I'm more about having guns.
We should just fight for the guns, is my point.
Because there's people who are a side note.
because there's been a few things
subsequently this week
as far as like people
doing a I don't know what I call them
stunts or
protest with you know people coming to Walmart
dressing body armor or like asking
the clerk at the Walmart for fucking
gun to kill hundreds of people
and you know and people get freaked out sure
but the point is they're making the point
and why is Walmart selling guns why
there's a lot of stuff I want to buy I can't buy that Walmart
You know, I can't buy a nice fucking camera.
I can't buy a fucking, you know, a citizen.
I'm into making beats again.
I can't buy a nice synthesizer at Walmart.
I can buy guns.
I get demand.
But, I mean, like, you know, maybe Walmart's not the place where you buy the gun.
Maybe you have small shops.
Are small shops more apt to, like, curtail it, though?
I don't know.
That's the thing.
I mean, I'll be honest with you.
People want, like, you know, get rid of Walmart selling guns.
But honestly, if everything goes to small shops, I mean, I was just, my gut reaction, small shops have a, yeah, a less profit margin or whatever, less volume.
They get more, yeah, every sale matters more.
So maybe they're more likely to bend the rules.
I mean, Walmart's a big company.
You give them some hard rules so you can't do this, can't do that.
And they're more likely with a father because what the fuck is they give a shit?
Like, you know, some small shop where it's like, you know, profit margins lower.
I don't even
experience working in smaller shops
not guns but other stuff
they don't bend rules more probably
they gotta make that sale
and you're working at a gun shop
but I imagine that's the case
if I'm wrong whatever
I just pour whiskey down my pants
it might happen
it's only like fucking two or three o'clock
I usually drink this early
but uh
I did
so anyway
maybe you know
should Walmart not be
something? It's a question to me
had, it's a question to be asked
I think
let Walmart sell them
but you know fucking
let's have some competitions
let's have a fucking
I mean honestly
guns in this society
should be merit based
now before I move on
there's one thing that bugs me
because I just don't like this
intellectual hypocrisy
it's a complicated problem
there's right and wrong on both sides
but this idea that like
well you know
this is a popular argument
I've heard at least
was like you know
there's so many guns in America
there's no way to fucking curtail guns
because there's so many guns out there
that you know it'll be a black market
guns I guess is the point or whatever
and like yes if you talk about the mafia
or violent street gangs
anyone who's like
living on the outskirts of society
and has like a fucking organization of dudes
or even dudes and women
sure like you know yeah sure guns are easier to get because you know people did miss discount like
how important in the mafia just having locations is like if you randomly kill someone
waiting up at the body you don't even know where can you trust to have the body leave it there
for a while you don't know is that that's having a network of people who just like cover your ass
is half the battle in this case like you know network of people who like have guns and sell guns sure
But you're some random, rando guy who wants to fucking buy an AR-15 and other stuff.
Again, look, I'm not saying you can't.
I'm sure you can get it done.
If it was me and I wanted to, I'm sure it could get it done.
But, you know, it's harder than you imagine.
Like, it's one thing to say, oh, I was buying online or buying the Walmart.
But, like, if I have to start going through black market shit, off the time I had, I can't do it.
And I'm sure I could figure it out probably.
but, like, you've got to imagine
it's going to curtail a lot of it.
You know, like, anytime you, like, make a harder
to buy a product, it hurts the sales as a product.
So, I mean, why wouldn't this also?
This is not like these are people
who are, like, you know,
gone to great lengths to make their lives better.
They're losers in the objective sense.
No offense, mass shooters,
but you're not exactly winners.
You know, I don't even mean because you shot people.
Like, if fucking, if Marker Zuckerberg,
the mass shooting i mean you have to i have to change this argument i mean because you know mark
Zuckerberg you get a problem with him you can argue about them but the guy achieved something uh
the guy accomplished he's a business owner he's got profits he's he's a winner you don't want to
admit you want to call mark Zuckerberg a loser that's fine socially maybe but you know
objectively he's a winner and if he shot up a fucking Walmart mark Zuckerberg would you have to be
like well i guess this is a different phenomenon
on. It's something else. But it's not what's happening. Mark Zuckerberg isn't shooting
of a Walmart yet. If he does, you know, I got an episode in the can just for that, but
you know, let's not go there until it happens. I do think it's going to happen. I predict
Mars Zuckerberg will shoot up a Walmart, but, you know, I don't want to slander the guy.
Officially he hasn't. That's my stance. He hasn't. I suspect he will, but whatever.
um
so fuck about
world work
but uh
were Zuckerberg
whatever
um
no but most of you guys
are losers
objectively
so
you know
um
um
are they gonna
like
my point is
are they gonna get a gun
yeah they could
but you know
they were that good
maybe they make their lives better
ah
that's whiskey
uh
You guys can give me feedback
It was just like
Too drunk
I mean it probably is
I didn't expect to get this drunk
I mean I'm not drunk
But
It's different in the morning
It's different in the daytime
And
We're trying something new
It's been a while
Since I've been back
We had a little summer hiatus
I'm off today
And I'm getting
I'm getting come back going
I got this fucking
Roomid over there
Hacking up a lung
They tried to screw us out of money
And I fucking
I just remember the last time
I fucking I dealt with that
They're done
that shit is done
and giving them shit
um
anyway but um
scum back
to do my TV on
next thing is I remove a TV
from the fucking lover room
anyway
um
I think I'm a sucker
I'll make them a sucker
make them a sucker
um
yeah so I mean
competition is a point of
uh
what do you do with these guns
what do you do with them
stop sneezing
fucking scumbag
um
I think we should make
them have a virtue
oriented gun system
in this country
you can have a system
where it's like
you know if you're a good daddy
you can get a gun
you know if you take your kid
to the Chuckie cheese
let's just say three times
in a six month period
you get a point towards a gun
you know like you should have to fucking
go down your wife and you know
all the women go good points of going down
their husband I mean maybe they do
but the point is like you know
we have incentivized right
behavior you know
why yeah
it should be
spying the man I guess more like why isn't the
women why don't men
go down though I mean I like eating pussy
so I don't get it but whatever we got incentivized
good behavior
so
you know I mean I don't need to get
a gun to eat pussy
You know, no one's holding, literally holding a gun over my head going.
You want this gun, eat this pussy.
I'll eat pussy.
I like eating pussy.
If pussy's is the right word, you know, I don't know.
Snatch.
I like eating snatch.
But the point is, but, you know, it depends.
It depends on locality, maybe.
Maybe, you know, you got to fucking feed your kids, you know, vitamins.
You got to teach your kid Little League or coach the Little League.
Like, give the priest guns.
I don't know.
I mean, no, they're rapists, but whatever.
Like, you know, make it virtue-oriented.
Like, if we want a militia, because the problem is this.
I don't know if I made this part clear enough before.
It's the people who are going to fucking, you know, start militias.
Literally, these guys, these three-presenter guys,
these guys who fucking, like, protect statues of, like, Robert Lee from being taken down.
And, you know, I'm a big history.
Buff is the right word, history buff.
But, like, I like history.
like reading about history
in theory
in theory the idea of whitewashing history
yeah sure it could be disturbing
but like we don't need
statues aren't history per se
you can get rid of Robert Ely's statue
and still know who he is
you know and whatever
why do we have these stats
I mean the fact is like you have these statues
of these fucking
you know
I'm trying
it seems to me
that like a lot of
a listener base is politically divisive against me.
I don't give a fuck.
Honestly, I really don't give a fuck.
But, like, I'm just curious
with what overlap I have
with people who would, like, have
a problem would get rid of a Robert Lee statue.
I'm not liberal.
I mean, people call me a liberal.
They can call me a fucking communist, liberal,
whatever the fuck.
But, you know, I'm, if anything,
my last conscious political belief
was anarcho-capitalism
before I realized it was all fucked.
and, you know, hopeless.
But, you know, I lean more towards, you know,
capitalism and the economy and the market and all that shit.
That's how I lean.
You know, the concession is that, you know,
oh, it's all fucked, and no one's being sincere,
so at least give the people some health care or something.
But, you know, but if I actually believe any of it was real and mattered,
yeah, I'd be a fucking, you know,
well, I suppose you want to call these a libertarian?
if you do you're just basically a coke brother's show that's a problem i mean if you don't get there
then who the fuck you tell me anything if you haven't got to the point where you realize oh libertarianism
is kind of fucked just off the bat then you're a moron so like i'm not you know i don't
care when you mess to me going or you come to me and like some event you go hey i like
you show but i don't agree with you politically it's like you know whatever i mean
it doesn't you know in the middle and some white power chance starts as this fucking show
I'm like, I'll be, don't agree with me politically.
I don't care.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm not looking to get anyone in trouble.
I know it was a little tongue cheek, but, you know, come on.
It was a little weird.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't worry about it.
If you know what I'm talking about, if you were there, come on, that was a little weird.
And, you know, the people coming out against it, who happened to come out against it, who happened to come out against it.
In actuality, not in theory, in actuality.
Yeah, it was handled weird.
but that was a weird fucking chant
and it was a little disturbing
and I didn't forget about it
but it was like
this is kind of gross
and uh
so yeah
I don't agree with you politically
all right
cool
that's gonna keep me up at night
okay
I mean
this whole thing is fuck
where are we at timeless
just check
all right
point is
we should have some kind of fucking
you know athletic
feet
maybe got to go down
a woman to get a gun maybe you got a fucking um i don't know raise a kid just have a kid for like six
weeks raise him as much as you can teach him how to hunt teach him how to fucking you know do not
and homework i mean why is it maybe maybe we should be raised by different people maybe you know
my parents should have only had me for half the year and the other half someone else is
teaching me to do knots like the boy excuse me the boy scouts
I mean, I'm an Eagle Scout.
I've reached the highest.
Well, not the highest, I guess,
because there is the order of the arrow or some shit
or the Eagle Palms or whatever you can do with the Boy Scout.
But I mean, Eagles, that's what matters.
And perhaps I could have done more, but, you know,
I don't know.
I mean, I don't feel proud of being an Eagle.
I'm not like, oh, this is the greatest thing I ever did.
But, you know, it's something.
It's something to show that I can follow.
through my scoutmaster called me up i remember was in a bathroom my parents bathroom
they used to have his fucking tile floor and was caved in well they fixed it eventually but
you know it was a mess i remember being in their bathroom taking a shit my mom's like you
did the phone your scout master's on the phone because i'd said i already won the award for
being a great scout leader uh senior patrol leader they call it's like the it's like the guy
the scout who runs the other scouts because you know we went to a period of time where
like you know no one was really doing it's a good job
no one was fucking taking care of the shit
like I did the barement here's a lesson for you
I did like the bareman in my head
at least of like what you're supposed to do
like oh you book
you book a merit badge counselor for every
fucking week which is not that hard
you call them up they're waiting to do it
you call them up and you go hey I got this
fucking troop you want to fucking teach
first to these kids for like four
weeks in a row yeah sure
that's my whole that's my gimmick
that's what I do to fucking feel
I did something in life.
This is not like
this is not sales.
This is not like you trying to sell
some guy something he doesn't want.
This is a corner guy who's on a list
of wanting to do something.
And you know, you're asking me,
if you got a bit, been part of this,
why they're on a list,
they're fucking kids.
Honestly, I don't, I don't think so in general.
They just seem like this is,
I think you get a certain age.
It's different for different people.
But, you know, he has a certain age.
And you go, I should give something back.
None of you've gotten that much.
But, like, you see some people donate to charity more than you do.
You're not volunteering.
They are, whatever.
You want to do something.
And I think some people achieve more.
I don't know being a scout, Mirabanch counselor, is honestly that big of a deal if you think about it.
But it's something you can do, and it's not that hard, a small commitment.
And you can feel like, hey, I'm giving them back.
So they're doing that.
And look, it's fine.
You know, you probably start when your kids are scouts.
and you're on the list
and what am I going to do
like only take care of my kids
that feels scummy
so the point is
they're not all fucking
you know
most of them are fucking kids
um
you know my scout master apparently
because he he was this eagle scout at my troop
you know years before I was born probably
um
was really before I was a scout
and uh
apparently he first became a scout master
people were like when he's not married
and he's kind of youngish
I think he was like 25 when you know
you're 17
18 we make eagle you that's the limit you we're 18 you can't become
eagle after that so you got to be good by 18 so you know you go to college shit
I think he came back around 25 26 like who's this fucking scumbag he's not married
why is he want to fucking help our kids that's how we think in this day and age but you
know whatever he ended up getting married you know found a wife and had kids and then
he stopped and he stopped hanging around that's interesting dichotomy he stopped
coming around.
He got to end up
turning over the troop once he had his own kids
because, you know,
I guess if your kids are out of that age, sure.
It's like, it's doable.
But otherwise, it's like, you know,
I don't have time to fucking hang out
with your dumb fat kids
who cut their thumbs open.
That was me.
So whatever.
So, you know, you can be too cynical,
is my point.
Anyway,
um,
scouts,
the scouts,
the scouts,
the fuck kids.
no I mean look
scouts you fuck kids
but they think they're pretty good
they're better than the church
they're better than the church
at dealing with it
at least past in the past few
things I read about
in the paper
were like you know
there was some pedophile
and the scouts
had already removed them
but he was you know
there's only so much you can do
with an organization
at a certain point
you know
this is a boy scouts don't have a guy
with a gun who can show up
the guy's house and be like
you ever go near that kid's asshole again
I'm going to put two in your mouth.
No, you can't do that.
I would do that.
It was my kid, but that's the thing.
It's like an organization like the Boy Scouts can't threaten people with guns.
That's what you have cops for.
And even then, it's like, you know, not as visceral as you'd hope.
But the point is, I don't, have any of these mass shooters been Boy Scouts?
If they have, I mean, I'm not against the idea.
You know, they try to fucking pin this on me, by the way.
They try to say I'd be a mass shooter.
you know i think i've brought this up on the show before but i was kicked out high school
for telling the girl it was going to blow up her mother's uterus it was a big misunderstanding
and um you know real i mean certain listeners know gary i think you remember when this
happened you're listening still but uh you know it was uh but i railroaded a bit sure
it happened just at the columbine i was also incidentally talking about like having
My dad's got anti-aircraft guns and this and that,
and all these guns, which is ridiculous.
Point is, they seem to have this very harsh.
Like, we're not going to allow another Columbine happen,
and they just, like, countless more Columbines happen.
Like, they also, like, kicked out some girl right at the same time
from the school who had a shotgun in her trunk
because she used to go to the range after school,
and she was, like, a punk girl or something.
You know, point is, like, they're really bad at dealing with,
because that's a problem.
You know, they have profiles where these kids are.
You know, where these guys are.
People trying to blame video games.
That's horseshit, of course.
You know, I would think video games might have something to do with it.
You know, it's not the most alien thing to me.
They're going to have maybe decent size of you.
But the evidence seems to show it has no effect.
What's who's called me?
I thought it was fucking thing.
Shut up.
Shut up, you fucking scum.
But, no, but the reality is, you know,
enough with this
fucking how I turn us off
Jesus
there we go
these fucking scumbags
um
that it's like some kind of fucking
it's like some kind of fucking
it's a drunk combat episode
so you know forgive me this is experiment
it's not great
they try to get rid of me didn't work
and then they have all those blood in their hands
I blame them I think they're the blame
for all these mass shootings because
reality is they have profiles on these guys
And the guy was, like, saying was like, you know, yeah, we know what the general type is.
They're a loaner.
They collect, uh, what's word he used to determine you, they collect, uh, insults or something.
I mean, they collect injustices, which just means like, you know, like someone screws you over.
It's kind of like, yeah, right, maybe it'll get back at you.
Maybe it won't, but like these are people who kind of look at it just, you know, build up.
Don't let build up, you know, get even with someone on the level.
This whole idea that you're going to, like, come back and shoot home with the guns, a pussy move.
You know, learn how to act and operate in a fucking white-collar scenario.
Learn how to screw people over.
Go watch the shield.
Go watch a fucking show where people know how to fucking manipulate bureaucracies and fucking organizations
and trick people and, you know, get over.
This whole idea that, like, I want to come back and shoot everyone
is the biggest pussy move ever in my life.
It's a bitch move
I'm not even saying don't do it
Like I'm saying it's a bitch move to do
I'm saying like don't
It's not like oh it's a better way
It's like you're a pussy
You're just an unimaginative
Scumbag
Who could never go totoe with me
I'll go to toe to hell
With any mass shooter
As far as you know
Out maneuvering you
I would love to get the same job
As a mass shooter
You know before you do the mass shooting
But you give me a fucking time machine
fucking, you know,
and the guy from Quantum Leap
and what do you want to do?
Like, I want to, you put me in this,
put me next to a school shooter
and I'll out maneuver this guy
in the work for,
I don't mean like I'll stop him from the shooting.
Not me to try.
I don't care.
I'm saying,
I'll just out maneuver this guy
within whatever bureaucracy
he did.
School,
uh,
work,
uh,
white collar,
work scenario where like he's,
he's my training officer
and he's trying to railroad me.
and let's see what happens when you try to do that buddy
let's see who I write memos too
and make you look bad
all right
love that because I've done it to people who are in school shooters
all right
you think you think I fucking give a shit about you
you're a joke
that's what I'm saying it's like learn to operate
within bureaucracy what's this
beeping and this numbering is
please contact team mobile
I know I owe you money
fuck off and
Amazon is sending me my fucking spray
for my fucking I have these hat spray
coming
You know, anti-sweat hat spray.
Point is, virtue-based gun rights.
We just fucking, you know, maybe you,
you, uh, I don't know, maybe you make a kids program.
You got to fucking make, like, a Mr. Rogers type show.
And if you succeed, we'll give you a gun.
Because I'm not saying no one should have guns.
But this idea that it's like a right that everyone has,
Like, if there's a ready, something militia, then we should have a right to, like, decide who it was a militia.
Because you don't let everyone in your army.
You don't want everyone in the police force.
Why are we letting every disenfranchised fuck make their own militia?
It just seems wrong.
It just seems like a silly waste of time.
You know, of course, also it was like, do you really, look, is Breda, I know Breda is an Italian name.
are they
still an Italian company
or were they bought
by the American
Smith and Wessons
Smith & Wessons won right
who else
Mossburg
that's got to be
American I imagine
I think my
shotgun was like a
savage
or something like that
maybe savage
I'm trying to think
who is a big gun
because Glock is German
or Austrian maybe
Beretta would
I would think it's Italian
but a lot of these
companies are American
I imagine
and I'm not going to hold water for any corporation.
These things, you know, his idea of gun rights.
I mean, there's a lot of things I want to do.
I mean, do you want to fucking, you know, go piss in the reservoir?
I do.
I want to shit.
I want to shit inside what's drinking water, but I'm not allowed to, and I would love to.
I mean, so the fact that you want guns, just think about it for a second.
I see, there was this thing about this fucking soldier who fucking was at some store in the mall next to the Walmart in that Paso.
And he, they make it have to be some kind of fucking hero.
Meanwhile, this kid comes running into the store,
and what did the register for whatever store was.
And he's like, yo, there was an active shooter happening at the Walmart.
And he looks at the guy, goes, hey, he's a kid, you're going to believe him.
And he didn't, he went to the foot locker.
I guess at that point, the foot locker they heard the noise.
They were closing the gates.
So he's stuck in there.
He has a Glock on him, he says.
And this fucking sky, like, the whole arc of the story,
This guy fucking helps some kids who are stranded
Because they're like in some daycare
Because no one wants to help them
But they weren't in a lot of fire
Stop promoting fucking soldiers
This is a coward soldier who did nothing
It's fucking
I'm so sick of fucking
Oh thank you for your service
Why didn't you go run to the Walmart
With your gun
Huh? You brave man
You gun, go run the Walmart
He didn't
You fucking help some fucking dumb kid
Who wouldn't get to shut anyway
I am fucking sick of veterans
getting all this fucking praise
for shooting kids in the face
for fucking you have this is
a war the wars we're fighting
aren't valid. Stop pretending they're valid
all right if we're
fighting to free France and the Nazis
then sure you go
shoot some Nazi kid in the face
and everything's fine but that's what it's to be
in the first place so you don't get credit
for your bravery
all right your bravery in like
fucking some Navy SEAL shooting a six year old
girl from Yemen doesn't count
It doesn't count if I fucking tell you
That girl's getting raped by that guy
And that guy was actually the algebra teacher
And you shoot the algebra teacher
No, you're not a hero
Because you listen to some scumbag
Who told you that guy was a rapist
All right
I don't give a fuck
How many generations
Do your fucking dumb
Fucking family
Went to Nam and then it's fucking Korea
Yeah, I got an old Korean
He was a drunk
What I'm to tell you
My little grandpa was in a fucking Vermeck
Do I go celebrate my
Vermacht's grandpa
Because he was brave
No, who knows what he did
I mean they say he just drove a truck
I don't believe it
I probably kill people
So you know
He spent seven years in the gulag
You know
I'm gonna cry from my grandpa
No
Point is
Don't give a shit about these veterans
It's uh
Give a fuck
anyway
the shady move
um
so maybe we have
some kind of fucking you know
feed of strength
maybe you fucking
maybe you have to fucking
do taxes
in a certain amount of time
maybe like maybe people
who donate the most
to charity get guns
um
but then you have to kill someone
you have to like shoot a criminal
or uh
we don't want people
who don't want people
handle guns you happen to guns
that seems crazy you have to have someone
who's like willing to use
a gun but virtuous
you're going to demonstrate that somehow
so you know someone's going to
die but you know maybe this will curtail
some of the mass shootings
um
yeah
so I think that's
uh
I think that's what we have today for this
episode this is a little short one
um
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