Kump - 30 - Kump Wants a King

Episode Date: February 4, 2020

Ray discusses the Super Bowl, and advocates for the United States rejoining the British Monarchy.

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If you knew of this show, I usually either record from a, a closet or a strange lounge in my building's basement that I think is used for some kind of weird sex parties. But you can go in the back catalog for that. If you're new, if you're not, you get the deal. Welcome back. It's the morning after the Super Bowl. So that's exciting. Whether any of you were taking off, it's a big day. I don't know where this trend start, but people are saying they want the day after the Super Bowl off. I don't, you don't need, how many, how many pieces of hoagie did you eat?

You know, how, you're getting blackout, drunk at the Super Bowl? It's not, where are you living? Is this what happens in the middle of the country? Are people just, like, having orgies while the big game happens? I know football's big in other places. It's big enough in New York. But, I mean, are people just, just pulling their dicks out and cover them with, like, Wisconsin cheese,

and having cheese platters, but it's really your dick? And they're just going, and like, you know, prop bets. Hey, if Patrick Mahomes gets a touchdown, I'll suck you off, Bob, and stuff like that. People just having, like, you know, buy curious orgies just fucking, you know, on the coin flip.

You know, if the coin flip goes my way, you got to fucking fist my ass while my kids do their homework. I mean, you shouldn't include kids in any way in sexual acts, but these people, I mean, I don't know. I mean, that kid, you know, he's just doing his homework upstairs. so still he probably can hear

this is the kind of thing it's probably it sounds like the kind of people who would like yeah they're not like you know there's enough pedophiles in this country to go around but I don't think these people are that I think they just like but they might have a like a swing party a swing they call a swinger party

like while the kids are in the bill which I think is like if you can have a swing a party put the kids with the chucky cheese or something or fucking you know have them just just go walk to streets let's tell them hey we're gonna go fuck so like you know you gotta get out of here because it's not for you that's like that's how i like that's what you should be with them like we're so i we're so puritanical in this country but like you know why isn't anyone just hey we're like you should

tell kids what sex is and go and you have nothing to do like just i'm gonna go fuck the mailman and his wife so get out you a fucking brat here's your power his power rangers isn't the thing kids play with now fucking my I was gonna say my buddy that's even older I don't know what children which is good you like anyone who's like knows what the new Furby is is yeah you're like a pedophile

that's just the thing like we should start like I mean if we're gonna be data mining people anyway why aren't we looking at like who's fucking collecting again I don't this is irrelevant probably but telotubbies you know that's the

newest thing I know I think is telotubbies uh i don't know what this uh is american girl doll a thing i would be the worst at picking up kid was just good because i don't want it would be like a mad it'd be awful just like even i mean i don't know why i has to go there because like it's also i'd be a terrible uncle because i'd just be like here's a telotubby and they'd just be like you're so fat you're such a fat disgusting man why can't you just get me you know reverse gundum uh hentai toys like that's probably what's going They're probably playing. It's probably a hentai. If you definitely have hentai, it's Japanese anime, uh, porn. Um, I think some of it's good quality. I don't, yeah, I've watched it. I mean,

you know, it's all, a lot of it's very aggressive and rapy, um, for my taste. Um, but, you know, some people like that in a safe way, whatever. I'm not, but, you know, I don't think they should be making toys out of hentai shows, but I suspect the way things are going that there might be like some show that's like the same way a podcast have Patreon episodes so if you pay the $5 a month you get the extra episode like there might be something in Japan where they have like you know a show it's just like you know bubble gum raccoon party revenge team or some shit you know like where it's like a raccoon and an anthropomorphic dumpster a dumpster just a person and then

like, you know, just some fucking girl in a fucking schoolgirl outfit, you know, that you know, goes up, the skirt goes through, it's like neckline. Does that make sense? That like their skirts are so low. I don't know. It's a thing in anime, it's not even anti, just anime

where it's like it's cool to like show like school girls with like, you know, just their vaged barely covered by a fucking and it's just like, but they look like children. It's not like they, you're not adult women. Whatever. I'm just saying, like, this is creepy. I don't know why we're not clocking these people.

Again, all about freedom and no data mining. But if we're going to do it, but why would this country fucking use, you know, use any technology to fight pedophiles? No, no, we're not going to do that. But what was they on Japan for? I don't know these kids are probably, like, so it's that fucking benign anime. But if you pay extra, you get the fucking hentai version. and then I'm not talking about like this is not like those Simpsons video

if you never watch Tentai but you're on Pornhub you might see like Simpsons porn which just they'll have an episode of the Simpsons or clip and then they'll have it'll cut to like Lisa and Bart fucking but it's really

badly animated like it's surprisingly bad because there's got to be enough amateur animators out there and assume if you're like trying to get like you chops up as an animator you start in hentai or you know or american cartoon fantasy porn um because why you know just it's like busking in the subway only you know gets to get some clicks i don't know if you get you get clicks on porn hub like youtube you get paid probably not people are just all showing their they're awful fucking for just you know nothing probably i don't

how the fan system works on porn hub we don't get too mired down in this but i don't know how that whole economy works like I assume you start off you just get off on it and then you like the attention and then you probably make one with it only only tips or there's some website out there forget the name of it only fans I think that's it

where like it's like a Patreon but for porn I guess Patreon might cancel you for porn I don't know why they need a separate one because that would just be like yeah because I don't think they if you look at the bank statement. I think it just says Patreon probably. It doesn't say

like, you know, comp or like Tim Dillon show or whatever. It just says like Patreon. So like if you have only fans on your goddamn bank statement, you're just, you're buying panties or whatever or you're giving virtual tokens to a fucking 15 year

old so she can like, and again it'll be something like not sexual like fucking she'll just clean a fucking fish tank in a park like a fucking winter coat but you know which again

these are the kind of things that you should be executed for like it's you you can't get off to that you can't like we can't just allow

everything to be a sexual quirk although maybe we can because you know where do you draw the line I guess you're not hurting any I mean she can't be 15 she can't be 15 yeah young

back meantime you were interviewing Nick Bryant by the Franklin scandal and uh or was it Russ Baker I forget it was one it's so many we talk a lot of these people but it was like

you know talk about these you know rich elite pedophiles like why are you why can't they just get a girl who's like looks there's plenty young looking women you can clean a fish tank and not be 15 so I don't understand why this guy again it doesn't exist probably

does exist but you know I haven't seen it good for me but um I don't know how we diverted. I know hentai was a thing. Again, if you knew this kind of, you know, how the show works, you know, it's a it's a sprawling

you know, chaos pattern from like Jeff Goldblum and Jurassic Park just like when he's trying to fuck Laura Dern. He's like, lines in your hand, the imperfections and he's jerking off with the other hand. He's like, look at these lines in your hand. I'm going to fill him with my cum.

It's a good reference if you need to go to Jurassic Park. I'm going to fill those lines with my dirty cum and then fucking that cuck Alan Grant Sam Neal Sam Neal's just cucking next more she's my girlfriend and like

Jeff Goldblum was like they were trying to make him hot in that movie I wasn't bad looking and he had his chest hat at one point if he got bit by a T-Rex or something but yeah he was trying to get his come into her hand cracks anyway

yeah but Super Bowl was a fun time. It's fun. Congratulations to Patrick Mahomes. If you don't watch, don't worry, but I'm not going to give you a play-by-play. I don't watch football, really. I watch it occasionally. I want, you know, Super Bowl's fun. I like to watch when the Patriots are in. And not because, I don't know why, I mean, I guess there's a whole rivalry of Boston versus New York. I don't have it. I like Boston a lot. I don't go very much. I've been there a few times. Cool city.

If I lived there, I'd probably hate the traffic. But, yeah, I just like to do. old shit and it's nice it's a nice town and the people their sports fans are psychopaths which I think you know I think everyone New York respects it you know because they're all you know they're just maniacs I mean I don't think they're all

racist but there is definitely more race fighting at the games probably or just fighting I mean again people give Boston a lot of shit but the Lucy was pointing it out maybe on an episode of our love is disgusting which by the way should listen to that I'll plug it again

later but go listen to our love is disgusting it's me and lucy steiner but she was saying how uh the people in boston just fucking um like they were the first like back in the day when like the slave was it the slave act uh the fugitive slave law when they uh tried to get people like if if you find a slave who like escaped you as you have to return them or you have to let us come get them and they were like bounty hunters would come to like Boston and they were just all like random people would pull guns on them like get the fuck out like you know we ain't down like so i don't know what the the racism i don't know how deep it goes it's it's definitely a trope about boston

i'm sure there is plenty of racism but there's a mixed history there anyway but you know fucking i appreciate you know what's his name not that much i guess but uh the goat guy the bray tom brady uh it's just like i didn't watch jordan growing up and i always regret that i didn't watch you know his his magic or whatever his feats so I watch

LeBron now I mostly watch basketball so I enjoy like just watching something great because I'm not great I mean I'm great in some ways

like you know like I was great at running for like a year I ran five miles a day but like I'm not great at like basketball I never was so it's nice to watch

someone just excel because this is something we're getting away from in this country it's like sports is the last thing where anyone can be like good. I'm not talking about like affirmative action or just like

these fucking, you know, one of these guys complaining like, oh, you're a good old days because there is no good old days. But like, the music is just like where it's all like Billy Alice, she's won like what, 56 Grammys? I mean, it's just, it's just, she's fine. She's fine. But I mean, like, you know, there is, there is no room for exceptional talent anymore. Uh, which is, you know, across the board. I mean, we're all just kind of aware that it's winding down.

And we're starting, and like, people who weren't aware of this, you know, chaos, this fucking weird, soft tyranny we live under, we've been living under. I don't know what you call it.

I mean, I'm not going to call it a deep state. I'm not going to call it the Illuminati. But we all know it. It's fucked is what it is. And people are starting to get aware now, but barely. But they're all kind of like,

there's a scene in that movie Happiness. It's a weird movie. I mean, but with Todd Sallens who's director and he fucking, it's a creepy-ass movie and it's a part where like the guy, like Philips Seymour Hoffman's in it and some of the great people,

Catherine Mannheim, or their name, but where like this white collar or like Miller Road dad, and this is not the theme of the show, but in this case it's just applicable. He like realized he's a pedophile so like he rigs this whole sleepover for his kids

and he like rapes like drugs and rapes one of the but it's like a weird it's like a weird almost dark comedy but it's not that funny but it's like if you ever seen

Todd Salon's movies they're very bizarre and I'm not completely endorsing them but they're interesting he's got some demons probably but the scene the morning after

it's one of the last scenes in the movie is like the kid that he raped I don't think he remembers it but he's just crying and he doesn't know why he's just kind of confused and

like I think he's just kind of like knows something's wrong maybe he's asked her I don't know I don't know they don't it's not that explicit it's not a scene like they don't show the guy raping the kids or anything so it's like but my point is that's how America is right now where like most people

where there's kind of because they're aware something's wrong and not really looking into it and they don't want to but like there's no more I mean I guess look they still had to fucking World War II people at the Super Bowl

if you didn't watch they fucking like apparently it's I don't know with the 75th anniversary of the end of World War 2 I don't know what that has to do with the Super Bowl has nothing to do with it but is you know January February 3rd is not or second is not some kind of

anniversary date for like VE day or VJ day you know what is this not they literally literally there's like and they're showing that stupid picture of the sailor like kissing that nurse or whatever, which was like probably not concerned. I mean, maybe she liked.

I mean, look, I'm not going to say, you know, maybe she was, you know, into it. I'm not going to accuse the sailor of raping the woman with his mouth. But, you know, it's just, it's more the cornyness of it that I take issue with, and just a fucking, it's a weird, I don't know, I get, like, in the country, I get love in the country. I mean, I don't agree with it. I think it's just, but I, I don't understand how your willingness to be pandered to with, like, fucking just decrepit, like, guys, like, they, they, but they're bringing out, like, guys in wheel, why they always bringing out guys in wheelchairs at the Super Bowl? A couple of years ago, they had, like, H.W. Bush, you know, this George Bush Sr.

fucking just wheeled out while he's, like, he's just rotting away. He's about to die. I think he was, like, grabbing women's, like, and they don't show it on camera, but, like, he supposedly, like, was, like, was grabbing a half. asses until the day he died. And they just, like, push. Why is, what's his obsession with, like, we're about to watch a bunch of young, like, just godlike men, you know, physically got, like, just people are just the most immense talent and, like, agility and strength, just fucking go at it for, like, three hours.

And, like, we're going to watch, and then we have to watch some guy, like, running away. I know you were, not Bush, but the other guys, you're probably a hero. Maybe. I mean, at this point. We're running out of people. And a lot of people, they were a famous study. It might be after World War II, where, like, a lot of soldiers, I mean, I think they might have corrected this by making people more, you know, just brainwashing people better.

But in World War II, I think they did a study. It was, like, 25% of guys who, like, ever fire their weapon in combat, like, meaningfully. Like, most of them just, like, point it randomly, like, and, like, over their heads so they don't get shot, like, spray and pray or whatever. think, like, you know, it was some crazy thing like that where, like, a certain percentage doesn't even fire and the ones who do barely, like, there was like some weird, like five percent of the guys are actually trying to kill anybody, which is, you know, a nice thing to know when you think about human nature and like, oh, maybe we aren't just like all ready

to be killers, but I think they fixed that. I think they, I think the current crop, and am I going after soldiers, most of them, you know, you mean well, but I think, I think they're more willing to shoot people when they're not, you know, direct. Like, you're not like supposed to like want to kill a guy unless you really feel like you're in danger. I don't know what war is like, but whatever it is, I mean, at least the

Navy SEALs and the Rangers, which I'll make up a lot of, a lot of combat now is special forces. I mean, there's plenty of non-special forces, but like they've increased those ranks a lot and they just go in and picking up farm. And also doing, you know, righteous stuff too, I'm sure, but like picking up

random farmers and bringing them the Guantanamo Bay and just like, hey, we'll sort it in a couple years. I don't know. I'm just saying I don't know why we need to have old men pushed as they're right and this guy, so yeah, this guy might have been a hero, maybe he liberated Auschwitz

or maybe he was just hiding in a bunker. I mean, I don't, it wouldn't have been as you know, much of a coin flip, you know, 30 years ago, but I mean, they're dying. I mean, you can't tell me that they have the the best

fucking, you know, cards in the deck right now, you know, Because those guys, the guys who were fucking killing people were probably like just getting drunk because that's just the kind of, they like to live. You know, people who like to kill, like to live. Like guys who like kill people in war, I think they like to have fun. They probably got drunk, did a bunch of coke,

and then like died in the 70s. I mean, why not? So I don't know. I just don't get it, but good for them. It was a nice game. It was exciting. I mean, football, whatever. I watch one game a year.

It's fine. the commercials people I mean are we still watching football commercial the Super Bowl I mean

these ads were all garbage I mean there was a Cheetos ad that was like I mean the only thing the Rick and Morty thing was fun but that's just because

like those guys know how to make ads that don't feel shitty it's still shitty but yeah get paid at the end of the day get paid we all know what this is

we're not like no one thinks anyone has it like our taste historic integrity. Even if they do, you're still going to make money, right? You're still going to get bank. You're going to be the only guy without a fucking AR-15 when the shit goes down. Those things are expensive. You need to buy guns and fucking, you know, dick pills and infinity pool to go in your, you know, the back of your pickup truck. Can you get a pickup truck

with an infinity pool? Because that would be dope. That would be, I'd be such a good, rich. Give me money. I would have that. I'd have an affinity pickup truck, and I'd have just, like, bejeweled. I'd have a scepter. No one's a scepter. Not even the king has a scepter these days. I'd have a fucking scepter, and it would also be a blowdart gun. Fun things. No one's fun with their money. They're all just living in, I went to California last week with, you know, L.A. and with him. And, you know, you're in Orange County. It's beautiful.

Malibu, it's beautiful, but no one's doing weird shit. No one's doing Frank Lloyd White, Frank Lloyd Wright. Frank Lloyd Wright, that's how he say his name. I'm a mumbling idiot. But just make a fucking, you know, a weird steeple on your, on your beach house. Why not? Make a fucking, put a fucking, like, get one of those hats. The beanie with a propeller and just make that your roof.

I don't know. Again, maybe I'm making a case why I shouldn't have money. Because this is, like, I'm just going to be destroying the Malibu. coastline with my awful garrish ideas. I would put one of those weird catapults so I could just catapult myself into the ocean.

But again, this might seem tacked. This is like Kayshack, too, when Jackie Mason takes over the pompous country club and just turns into a trash heap, much resembling, you know, the country now. But again, these commercials, can you imagine, like, bringing up commercials

in conversation now in this day and age? Like, can you imagine that being something like you like bring up at the office as like the world you know climate change and Australia is just on fire and like you know Jeffrey Epstein was you know suicided like you imagine bringing them up now like hey you see that Cheetos ad hey hey hey the secretary of agriculture just shot up a school we don't have time to talk about Cheetos just like you know it doesn't make any sense I mean people and I thought we were on the page with that I don't I didn't see a lot of exceptional ads

or whatever. I mean, maybe I'm getting older, but I did think, look at this morning, like, yeah, there's nothing to talk about. And then, like, one of the trending topics, not even on Twitter, but looking at the news, was like, oh, Google's Loretta ad was beautiful.

I'm like, you look on Twitter, people just tweeting about how beautiful this fucking, and it's just this, like, ad of this guy looking up on Google, hey, Google, how do I remember Loretta? Oh, and like, it's just as, in this fucking music is piano music's playing

and his fucking old creepers is going oh there's a picture Loretta and me she always hated my mustache and like what? I think but I kept it because I was I like to cruise them on the weekends and she didn't know about it she just thought I like the mustache but I was a cruiser

or was that term a cruiser I don't know I like to fucking you know we just get tuned up in the gas station bathroom which is fine but you know I don't understand

Loretta I don't understand like why is this I mean it really felt like it was just going to be oh Loretta oh the redder oh and then like okay I'm ready and then it cuts to him and he's just like wearing a suicide like vest in the middle of a mall or something

uh he's going free Palestine and he blows it like Google and like it's just I mean, it's also like, can we stop with Google? Like, I mean, I'll probably be killed for this. Not really, but, you know, they'll just made me, they'll paralyze me. I'll be one of those guys in a Super Bowl. They wheel me up.

They go, this guy was a hero, but not really. I was just a fat guy who Google paralyzed because they pissed them off. But, I mean, they're, with the data, like, this idea of, like, I mean, isn't there a slogan, don't be evil? Like, you don't do that unless, like, I, do you. ever tell yourself don't be evil do you wake up in the morning say hey don't be evil don't kill don't kill a pregnant woman i like do you have to say that you're like i don't i don't have to say hey don't go shoot that child with a gun uh or or bow and arrow either one don't do they're both bad don't don't bring a gun to school don't bring a bow and arrow to work i i say none of these things

don't poison this fucking you know water fountain at the gym with uh like put rat shit in the plumbing so it or the water goes through that. I don't have to stop myself from doing it. I just don't, I don't, there's no inclination to put rat shit into a water supply and then watch people at the gym drink what I know is rat shit and what they don't know is rat shit. And I'm, you know, I'm sure that can be, like I don't think that would be fun to do, but I'm sure that could be fun to do for people who are a little more depraved,

who are a little more, yeah, I don't know, I call you a sociopath, but I think that, you know, that's, look, if hurting an animal is, is an indicator that you might be a serial killer. I think putting rat shit into a gym is, you know, water supply so you can watch people drink rat shit unbeknownst to them. Yeah, that might be a marker

that we should pay attention to. So anyway, I'm just saying what was I saying? How did I get into... Oh yeah, I don't have to stop myself from doing that. But Google does. Google says don't be... Like... What happened?

Loretta. This guy probably killed Loretta. This guy probably killed his wife. He probably like strangled her when he, when she found his weird sex dungeon and like, he just, but he feels bad, you know, because he wasn't ready for that. He wasn't, he didn't want to kill his wife. He just wanted to like, you know, kill hookers and, you know, drifters and, uh, so whatever. So, you know, I guess Google is there for everyone. I mean, even, you know, the worst inmates, may not the worst, but a lot of them get Google, right? I mean, do I don't know. I mean, the prison system is pretty bad. So, I mean, they should have Google.

I mean, they should have legal access. Even if they killed their wife, Loretta, and then, you know, tried to do a suicide vest of the mall and the thing didn't go off because you were an old man. You didn't know how to actually build anything because you're okay boomer, right? Is that how it works?

But they're not. The greatest generation could have pulled that off, but these boomer guys, your fucking dad's fought in World War II. That's the thing. World War II guys were all like 90 now. they're about to fucking just, like, leak. Like, they're about to, like, they're bursting at the seams, but also loose.

Like, you would think if, like, your body was ready to just, like, unleash blood and pus and come out of your skin, that you would be, like, tight, like a balloon ready to pop. But, like, these guys, and all, look, you're heroes. Heroes, don't get me wrong. Greatest generation. But your body simultaneously are, like, about. out to just extrude or exclude. What's the word? Extruder? They're about to push out blood and come and piss and shit, but they're also very loose. So, you know, more power to you. I mean,

I couldn't have taken down the Nazis. I'm sure I could have. What am I talking about? I would have fought it. I mean, I know my grandpa, whatever, but, you know, I would have killed my grandpa. Yeah, I have no problem. My grandpa was, I don't know what he did in the war, but, you know, He wasn't on the right side of history, but, you know, he wasn't an advocate. He just got forced into it. But, yeah, I'd shoot him, you know, even though he's not my grandpa. Oh, hey, grandpa. It's tough, huh?

He shouldn't, you know, shouldn't have been on this side. I don't care. Like, you got to pick a side at a certain point. I'm all for, you know, taking down the military industrial complex. But, you know, Nazis were clear enough sides. So I'd shoot my grandpa in that case. I mean, he's dead now. but I should have hit him more.

I mean, is that cool? Like, I know, like, he died before the whole, you know, Charlottesville, like, punching Nazis being a thing. But, like, were you allowed to punch your, if you had a grandpa who was, I mean, it wasn't a Nazi party, remember, he was in the Vermacht? But, like, would it be, would elder abuse be cool against a quote-unquote Nazi? I mean, they'd probably argue who's more of a Nazi than most of these people were calling Nazis, even though they're not great people. But, like, you know, it's just, could I have, like, beaten up my grandpa and then just bragged about on Instagram? Like, hey, he spent seven years in a gulag, so that's not good. He probably didn't need me.

I'm sure it was fucking, you know, whatever KGB. Who ran the good? Was it the KGB running in or just Russian army? Either way, they're Russians. So they probably hit harder than me. Let's be honest. Those Russians are tough boys and women. Women in Russia fought, too.

they were pretty hardcore so yeah I'm sure he got hit harder than I wouldn't hit him almost

I could have brought a pipe I don't know I'm just improvising here but so what we're talking about

Loretta yeah I don't know I mean Google is great people crying about this he's like oh this is such a beautiful lad

and I don't understand but you know look whatever you got to do to numb yourself it's fine We're living in a crazy time. I don't know why, though.

Like, it seems like a missed opportunity. Like, I don't know why Super Bowl ads aren't just like, because they're so expensive, about $8 million for a 30-second spot. Why don't, like, I don't know you call them the Deep State, you call them the Illuminati. Let's just call me Illuminat. I don't know why they're not just buying all the ads at this point, because things are getting weird.

Like, I don't think, why is there just an ad in the Super Bowl? Because, like, the only thing. people, this is an American Idol, the only things people watch anymore, I think, on, you know, with any ratings. So why isn't it every ad just like, hey, Bernie, there's just some guy in a fucking leather. Is gimp suit still, I mean, it's what they

always call it, like, pulp fiction thing. That's sex suit, like, leather bondage suit. Anyway, that's who, that's who it is. The Cibushemi in a bondage suit talking to Bernie Sanders. And he's just going, hey, you don't like building your, keep running your mouth, Bernie. Keep running your mouth. And he's just got, like,

I don't know, like a sword. or, like, one of those old, like, fencing sort, like a rapier. You know, does they say rapier? It's just, like, thin, like an epa. I don't know. I picture Steve Bouchemi just is who they'll use to kill Bernie, if they have to, which I don't think should happen. I love Bernie.

I think he's a great guy. I don't, look, I know a lot of you out there. You're not down with socialism. And I get all the year. I mean, I'm not down with, so, you know, what we talk. I get the argument. Look, I don't, what do you think is out there? I don't understand.

You look at this country, do you really think it's a free market at this point? You really think that, you know, we're going to get fucking Austrian economics to work here. We're going to fucking somehow get back in the gold standard, which we were like almost never on. But, like, Nixon didn't take us up the fucking gold standard. If you think Nixon took us up the gold standard, you're just, you got to read more books or listen to old episodes of this or Tim. Dylan's going to hell or whatever because this is, you know, I talk about that's enough.

I don't want to keep ranting about the gold standard. But it's like, are you just, do you want, how are you down with, like, even if you're like, you have the money for insurance, how are you cool with just this predatory system of like, we're just going to, you know, inflate the cost on both sides, hospitals and it, and we're all just getting,

you know, fucking getting over. Like, I mean, if you, if you're paying cash for a doctor, I get it, But this has an insurance. You might not, like, oh, Bernie, he's a socialist. Yeah, I mean, compared to, like, you know, Mitch McConnell, sure. I mean, yeah, he calls himself a socialist. Can we afford it?

I don't know. Can we afford it? We figured out how to pay for this military that we don't need. I mean, we need it to keep doing what we do in the sense of, like, you know, we want to be able to go into foreign countries and just metal, just dig up to dirt and find old, you know, cars with metal detector. and also steal the oil. Whatever. I mean, whatever we do. I mean, it's the fact that it's just oil for oil. It's funny almost. Why don't it? It'd be great if they're just like, why aren't

these fucking things intact? These are all, like, all dead dinosaurs. It'd be so funny if they just dug up a broadsaurus and like plugged, like plugged a fucking hose into them and drained them. Because that's what's essentially happening, right? Maybe it's plants. I don't know how oil works. Do I have any petroleum engineers who listen to this show? You can, you know, at Ray Kump, you can hit me up on Twitter or Instagram and tell me how, I mean, I know basically have it. But it's the K, you know, I don't need rent. If you actually work for Exxon, sure. But, like, I don't need you to send me a Wikipedia article about oil.

That's not what this is. But, you know, it would be more fun and whimsical. I mean, they should just do that. I think people would be down with that. They should, like, instead of having those normal oil derricks, it just be a T-Rex. And it's like, and you plug it. fucking hose into his asshole and like that's the oil well and people would feel better about that people would be excited about that like ah we're using dinosaur blood or whatever this is

but um again how do we get on this let me think back for a second uh how the fuck what are we talking about oil and derricks and uh oh yeah burning i mean like i don't let tell you i mean when you see how corrupt this system is and how concerted of an effort there is to keep Bernie out you can't they're not just doing this because like oh this is an inefficient means of government

like this is what you do when like like I mean the amount of polls that like where Bernie is on top and like they put it they list him like number four and they go well Elizabeth Warren has 8% of their vote good for Elizabeth Warren and they don't even mention Bernie but he's just down the bottom like a smaller font he's got like

46% it's like even if you hate social And you got to fucking like the fact that he, you know, this guy's shaking, shaking people. Is it going to work? I don't know. I mean, look, it's very possible that no one gets on board with it. And it all goes down in a steaming pile of flames.

But, I mean, if your whole thing was to shake it up, which supposedly a lot of people did with Trump, I mean, look, there's a lot of things going on. People, the economy, and then there's some racism involved. and I don't mean to say a little bit. Maybe there's a lot. Maybe I don't know the demographics. But, you know, there's enough people that were just sick of the fucking system

which I get. But I thought that Trump was going to shake it up, which I guess he did in the way that like Mitch McConnell shakes things up by like, we're just not going to vote on your Supreme Court nominee until you're not president anymore. Which is look, Dick Cheney

shook things up. That's the thing. I mean, like, we want to shake things up. You know, that's what Dick dictators do. It's called a coup. I don't know if it's the best move. I think when you have a rule of law, it's less fun. It's less, you know, punk rock, but maybe sticking to the rule of law and the Constitution would be a smarter move than, you know, Cheney's going like, what? You don't really shake things up if we just invaded Iraq for no reason. And we just had Colin Powell lie and ruin his reputation, even though he, and like, we're just going to lie to him so he lies to you.

to shake things up. It's fun. It's like a fucking key party. So I don't know if that's the move, but people seem to want that. But if you want that, I mean, that's what Bernie is. I mean, like, Bernie is a guy who everyone hates. Everyone in any kind of power,

the media is a sexist to vote for Bernie, which is, I mean, it's laughable. I mean, and, like, you know, Elizabeth Warren couldn't be a worst candidate. I mean, I guess she could. She could be Howard Dean. She could be John Kerry. I think John Kerry was better

I think Howard Dean Look I like Kamala Harris I don't know why She didn't get You know any kind of traction I mean I think it's a little racist If you ask me

She was a fucking She was the one who was a DA If you don't know She was a DA in LA I forget where But somewhere But in like You know

People were bringing up her record About you know Imprisoning Good look We got a prison problem In America Especially with you know Young black men

It sucks I'm sure I'm sure it's case. I saw some doc, you know, many docs about, like, you know, people who fucking, you know, she, I mean, she wasn't prosecuting people usually, but she was definitely aware of some of these cases, and she was fucking, and they got, they got railroaded. But, I mean, I think every DA does that. I mean, it just seems weird to me to be like, well, you're a black woman, so you, because

people are DAs. That's a move. You could be a DA. And it's just like, okay, like, that's just a political, uh, jumping off point. And, uh, so the idea. that, like, we're going to hold her especially accountable because she's a black woman and she had to do her job. Like, it just, I don't know.

It seems racist to me. I mean, I don't know. I'm not the one to determine what racism is, but it seems weird what they call racism, what they don't. I feel like that, but whatever. There's always double standards. I'm just saying, what's going to work? Nothing's going to work.

It's all a marvelous soup of just hentai and fucking just toxic air and just water. I mean, the rat shit in the water idea, they're probably doing that. They're probably doing that just for fun, just because, you know, maybe because, you know, they have to lay low with the Epstein thing,

maybe just because they get bored with, like, sexual torture. I mean, how long has anything stayed fun? So maybe they got to get creative. And look, these aren't me and you. Like, me and you go, hey, you want to go play some pool or something? Like, no, let's just stay home.

Or maybe you do go play pool. and how fun is that? Is that much better? These are industrious people who run secret society. So yeah, they're going to come up creative ways of just getting off

like putting the rat shit into the fucking water supply but on a bigger scale. It's like that movie The Batman begins but like instead of being this gas it's just all the war is going to run through rat shit

and it's not going to kill anyone but we're all going to get a little bit fatter and a little bit our breast is going to smell a little worse and we're all just going to be worse at sex for whatever percentage. And, again, lost track.

What is going on this morning? I mean, we're going in a lot of directions. But, oh, yeah. So I'm not telling you to vote for Bernie. I mean, whatever. But, you know, I'm just saying I don't get the argument about, I get thinking socialism is like, you know, problematic in the sense of Marx or like, you know,

Lenin, you know, Stalin. Yeah, yeah, Mao. I get it. Murdered tons of people. And fascism and socialism being, you know, I mean, I don't know what's the best way to put this, but there's a linkage there. You want to say they're the same, because there are differences.

Oh, the fascists were actually fighting the communists. Yeah, but, you know, also I think it was, whether Warwell who said this or was like, you know, these guys, they'll vacillate between fascism and socialists. but they'll never be classical liberals, which is what they called themselves back then. It might have been Hayek, actually. I don't know. But, you know, there's a thing where it's like, you know, that whatever you, based on what

you want to use your orocratic power for and your, and your, and your, and your, all the tactics are in some ways similar, maybe not the racial demagoguery, but the class demagoguery is probably, you know, on parallel with that. So, you know, real heavy communists. So it's like, yeah, there's definitely a linkage. And I get it. But do you really think that we're going to get a president who fucking like, you know, Murray Rothbard has some great ideas.

We should really de-escalate this economy and trying to unwind the U.S. dollar. I mean, if you don't know how bad the banks are, they're real bad. And I'm surprised, I mean, honestly, that they haven't collapsed yet after, you know, the whole 08 thing. They really haven't done anything to change anything meaningfully. I mean, they might have put a couple more like, like, regulatory. things there and like these stress tests but fundamentally it's pretty

it's it's impressive how built on the house of cards the entire world economy really is I mean especially America the amount of debt we carry I mean you know the Keynesians or whatever the Neo-Keenzians or whatever you call or just I guess mainstream economists you know you can carry all this debt

and it's fine you can service the debt it's it's a scam I mean I know it works and it's but my point at this point you can't really to unwind it would just imagine trying to like get back in the gold standard now because the way you would do it is just like

oh we'll just start like devaluing the dollar gradually and like you know appreciating and we're like appreciating it versus gold right like and like so the whole thing is this too inflation is too it's going to expand it too don't fucking at me with this

like oh you're telling you I'm not going to go into a fucking you know 18 minute fucking some guy messaged me saying he got some promotion as fucking an economics job because he showed my rants. So all you schmuck saying, I don't know what I'm talking about. You might be right, but you're not getting an economics job because apparently they like me. So I should probably try to get that job. That seems fun. I'd be so crazy an economist. I would just be confident and wrong all the time and just be, I don't say a womanizer. But I would be like a fun character. But I don't know. I mean,

I probably could. I can't. I can't. I can't worry. suit. So anyway, yeah, Bernie, whatever. I mean, Yang's fun. But like, what do you, what do you really? They're going to fucking, how far are we in 45? We're getting there.

I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I addressed this on the show yet, but it's good to see that Prince Harry has taken my advice. and left the royal family. And I don't know, do you leave them? Did he just fucking abdicate his titles? I'm not sure. But, you know, it's, why do you marry that guy?

If you're making Merkel, you're some hot chick on suits on USA, which I never saw, but I'm sure she's making some money. And, you know, she's just hot and she's fucking hot guys. Because apparently, I think she was the one who wanted out. I could be wrong. But it's like, because if you haven't lost. the show. I spent a lot of time talking about how Prince Harry is a problem

that supposedly he was shooting a lot of people in Afghanistan. I don't know. I mean, I'm basically on nothing, but I just assume that Prince Harry was a war criminal, perhaps. I don't want to get sued by the Windsors or whatever, but, you know, I assume, based on nothing, that he was a war criminal in Afghanistan. I can't prove it, and I just, that's just my belief.

And you can't knock me or having the belief that Prince Harry might have been a war criminal. I mean, again, how could I know? I don't know much about the guy, but I just assume it by looking at his eyes. So it's surprising that, you know, he's just going to abdicate. But, I mean, why would you marry his, I mean, he looks like a fucking, he's not, is he ugly? If you just saw him on the street and he was working a subway, you wouldn't fuck him, right?

Like, you might, I might. He's not a terrible looking guy. I might fuck Prince Harry if he was just some guy at Subway. But I wouldn't, like, be excited about it. It'd be like, yeah, all right. Like, we'll see your dick first. I'm not even gay or, I might even buy. But, like, if you had a really good dick,

I'd be like, well, you know, this is a good dick. When we're going to, like, it's just, there's a hierarchy here. I probably should, you know, fuck him or something. I don't know. But the point is, like, Merkel is, like, a fucking TV star. So if you're going to get him out of the fucking royal family, why did you do it in the first place? Like, what's the move next?

Are they going to fucking, like, run for president? That would be a good move. I mean, why isn't, like, Harry just fucking hop into this? We just try to, I mean, they just had Brexit. Can we just try to get back with the British? I mean, I'm not saying like we go back under the crown, but can we fuse? Because the queen seems fine. The queen seems like she's stable enough.

I mean, she's allowed Brexit to happen, so maybe she's kind of aloof. But I wouldn't mind a queen. Like Obama should be our first king. They wanted to make Washington king, but they shouldn't have. We lost every battle. Like the French won all the battles for us. and uh so i don't i don't you know the washington went any i don't think he did i think like

the french forces won a bunch like i think by themselves maybe and then there were battles that like the fucking british general that was surrendering tried to give like i think lafayette uh the french general hit the sword you know when you surrender you give him the sword and he's just like nah nah bro give it to that dude

washington and you fucking kidding me that guy was just like picking his ass the whole i saw him through my spyglass, and he was just picking his ass and eating the stuff he picked out of his ass. And I gave him the sword, and the French hate the British so much. They were like, yeah, yeah, fuck o you. Is that French?

Fucker you! It's more Italian, I guess. But whatever. So the point is, Washington was right to say, I shouldn't be king. It's the only good thing he did was to say, I'm not a king. But Obama could be. I think Obama would make a nice king, and he could sing well enough. I mean, I'm not not saying he's a great singer, but we did an amazing grace.

great. Imagine the king just doing amazing grace and then maybe singing like, you know, some fucking jazz or even some emo, punk, some Obama doing evanescence. You know, take me and hate me out and said.

Imagine Obama doing that. Be fantastic. So you know, moral development. I'm sure Prince Harry, I wonder if Prince Harry will be charged with war crimes now, you know, once this whole I think his brother is taking over a lot his positions, but I think he might still be

part of the family. But we'll see how this escalates, because I'm interested if he ends up at the Hague, just fucking just there, just going. I used to be a prince, and now, I mean, if anyone actually, like, did Milosevic actually get hung or anything, or, like, put

in jail? I think he did. So, Prince Harry might end up next to Milosevic. I mean, again, I can't, there's no veracity of what I'm saying, necessarily, but, you know, it doesn't hurt to, to brain storm whether or not he was a war criminal i'm just saying um i think it doesn't for today thank you for listening uh you should check out um my other podcast with lucy steiner our love is disgusting

uh it's a great podcast uh this is fun you know because it's ranting and and raving and just you know it's chaos uh our love is disgusting is a more focused fun show it's not all about a relationship or anything it's very funny and lucy's hilarious i'm i'm great uh so Check that out also. And, you know, we're going to be doing more episodes, a more rapid pace of Kump. I might, you know, start doing twice a week with a Patreon thing. I don't want to promise that yet because, you know, there was a little bit of downtime. So I'm not going to be out of the gate going, yeah, I'll give you six episodes and I'll finger your ass.

If you give me, if you go on this tier and then maybe, you know, if you spit my mouth, you go on that tier. Like, just, can you just, can you just, I don't think you can, like, do that. pay for a Patreon tier with spit. But whatever. I mean, I'll talk to them. I'll see, you know, maybe no one's asked, but they would do it. So it doesn't hurt to ask, remember. Yeah, follow me at Ray K-Cump, R-A-Y-K-U-N-P, on Instagram and Twitter. Go listen to our love is disgusting.

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