Kump - 35 - Kumptainment

Episode Date: March 13, 2020

Ray podcasts from a state of containment in New York City, and goes off on all things virus, while he is tormented by a jackhammer.

Hello, and welcome to Kump. I join you from New York City on the verge of quarantine. Do you hear that? Do you hear as soon as I start, my building is apparently so i'm on an apartment they have uh some kind of what will be retail jesus christ it will be a retail looking store on the front uh you know the bottom what you call it the first floor maybe a drug store maybe some kind of massage store where i can get a massage of my, my psoriasis calves.

Early in the morning, we're in the middle of a pandemic, and these people, you're going to put a jamba juice in there? That's the move. That's what we're focused on that. Everything, the entire economy is shutting down. The Tao is plumbing. We're just in the midst of chaos. But no, we got to put a jamba juice or some kind of, you know,

bagel some no-car bagel store maybe a alkaline water store it went into alkaline water maybe we were all into alkaline water we wouldn't be in this problem in the first place alkaline water is uh i don't even know it's some kind of bullshit scam they used to do in lond i used to get jugs of alkaline water and uh still still we're here so uh yep if you're following the news of course you are we're uh in the midst of a global pandemic of a coronavirus. I might have gotten a few things wrong in previous weeks. First of all, I'm not out there. I'm not the public health official.

All right? I saw a mask. I see people with masks. Why are you wearing a mask? I used to work at a morgue. I got the tuberculosis exposure, even though I was wearing a mask. And they're like, no, it's not for that. For the drop was a spit.

Yeah, after I do the, all right, well, fine. I'm not sticking to it. I'm not out there yelling and people will take their, you know, put your, like your mask on. No, put your mask on. Wash your goddamn hands. Just clean your ass. Clean everything. Scrub down, shave your arms, shave your ass, spit onto your, like use your spit.

Can you, is your spit sterile if you don't have corona? I don't think. I don't, first of all, go to the CDC website. I mean, they're underfunded. They have been for a while, but I think they still have a website. It might be a Squarespace or a GeoCity site. I don't know. I mean, I don't know how much their budget was slashed by Trump.

It's pretty bad. It's a pretty big budget cut. We don't have tests, apparently. We have some. We have some tests. If you are the son of a Duke, you can get tested. if you're LeBron James or what's his is there is there a specific kid for Taco LeBron James has Taco Tuesday that's his gimmick right he's a basketball star but he also

has family Taco Night I wonder if any of those family members we'll also get I'm sure they would the NBA shut down it's upsetting I like the NBA I don't watch it all season long I watch the playoffs, mostly. But I keep up, and I've been keeping up with this season because there's a lot of exciting. You know, LeBron, got Anthony Davis, he's going to bring glory back to the Lakers. There's this storyline's going on.

Zion, William. It's all suspended now because Rudy Goldberg of the Utah Jazz tested positive. I don't know the timeline. I don't know, but apparently he, was knew he had the virus I guess he did a press conference and he was like playing with the mics afterwards I mean it's kind of a dick move

but you know what am I going to do I mean am I going to kick his ass am I going to go find Rudy Goldberg in his mansion and say you know you you would endanger my daughter I don't have a daughter if I did I mean what am I going to do what are you going to do anyway everyone's mad about this virus I mean you're going to be mad at Trump he did a lot wrong. I mean, I know I don't tend to, I don't tend to go after them too much on here just because like everyone else does. Why repeat it? But in this case, I mean, apparently what they're saying,

I don't want to say this is a gospel troop, the people are tweeting, and what does that mean? But that, you know, it does sound plausible, though, that he might have known in January about what we knew. We knew about it. We should have been prepared. We should have had, I mean, you shouldn't rely on me knowing i knew of global global coronavirus i knew of it i wasn't abreast of it all the detail why but i'm not that's not my job my job in a scenario like this i'll volunteer with my expertise to work in makeshift morgs i used to work in a morgue we all know that i could do that i could fingerprint the bodies for identification i could uh photograph them i could cut out organs if you want i mean i'm not qualified per se to cut out i mean i i could do i mean

i've done before i'm not i'm not gonna pretend to be a doctor here but i mean in a crisis which we might get to at one point we might get to a point where this is a crisis scenario pardon me wet my beak a little bit I'm trapped. I mean, I'm going to be trapped in this apartment. I'm in New York City. I'm in Brooklyn. I don't know if any confirmed cases in Brooklyn yet, but they're not shutting it down.

I mean, the subways are still going. Grand Central is still going. I mean, they're shutting down Broadway plays. So that's good. I mean, I kind of thought it happened a little soon, sooner than I thought. I mean, it's appropriate. But I kind of had his vision. of just like, you know, people coughing blood at Frozen the Musical.

Just children who wouldn't have otherwise had a chance to afford these tickets because they're astronomically priced. Just children being exposed to like a, I mean, is there someone famous in that Frozen Musical? I don't even know. I don't know how it works. Is it Christian Chenowit where she have won the voices? I don't know. But the point is, whoever it is, is coughing up.

blood. No one, does people call for blood and corona? Why am I spreading more weirdness? They're spitting corona on people, I guess. By pick, I had an image of my head, and it's not even tied to this necessarily. But I had an image of my head as the decline of civilization occurred, that, you know, we'd have, like, you know, Hamilton would be performed for, like, you know, the Politburo of, they call China the Politburo because I was thinking of Russia.

I guess China's Apollo Whatever Of Hostile Military A bunch of officers I guess Maybe a rabble-rousing

A bunch of soldiers Just you know Yelling Shooting their guns As during the Lion King Just you know People being thrown off balconies You know

Like just just fun Like just the end of capitalism Because this is it's all a little what's the word they're doing the right thing I guess they're shutting things down

but I kind of thought I mean you know the M&M store is still open I think I was looking at because that's filthy that place I've never been there that's gotta be I don't want to be I mean can they sue me for this

but I mean don't you go in there and just pick out M&Ms into a bag and then like or they're just like boxes I don't know, but why the kinds of people who would go to the M&M store are all, like, they can all be patient zero. Like, they're all the kind of person who would just, like, wander around a foreign city,

just, you know, just spitting on everything, just scrubbing their ass with their finger and then just smirming it on the Statue of Liberty and just put in the, like, port authorities, like, fucking in the turnstiles. You know what I'm saying? It's just like, I don't, I think, you know, we're doing a good job of, like, all the sports events are canceled, all the, all the concerts, I mean, Madison Square Garden, like, I mean, a lot, all South by Southwest canceled. Cool. I mean, we're all, we're taking the right precautionary steps, but why are we allowing people, multiple people, apparently, who would go to an M&M store, to a, store the like that's i mean is it the candy it can't the candy's not that good so they just

like those characters from the car from the where do they uh commercials i mean it's like an energizer bunny store why don't you go to the energizer bunny store and just buy some fucking batteries and throw them at people throw them off the roof of a building that's what you're doing what m and ms do they have there you want to oh you get cut of M&Ms, you say, please, Tina, how much can you write on an M&M? I'm trying to convey that I'm sorry that I torched your car and gave your dog dysentery. That's not. I mean, something more succinct than that.

Like, Tina, can I have my kid back? Or can I see my kid? can i can can can my kid know i'm his father that's it tina can our child know i exist i am his daddy that other guy's not his daddy he's just a fireman he's just a fireman who in front of my child beat me punched me in the face fucking ram my fucking head into a goddamn curb like not I didn't curb stop me, but he, like, just mashed me into a curb when I came over your house yelling that one time. And then how do I put this on an M&M?

How does this... That's the only, you know, otherwise why are we doing this? Unless we could, you know, create a fantasy world where our chocolate can, you know, convey just the darkest, deepest, most vulnerable parts of our psyche to another person. So how about we close it down? All right?

How about we, I mean, the Mont Blanc store, I don't know if that should be open, people just grabbing pens, fancy pens. Oh, you think rich people can't have corona? They get tested, but they have. Tom Hanks has it. How did Tom Hanks get it? I don't care.

I mean, what's the movie he's shooting down there? Is he New James Bond? Is that old-ass Tom Hanks just like running around just, you know, pretend, where would the Tom Hanks, James Bond even go? The Czechoslovakia and just, you know, trying to, more of that, no, I'm sorry for the jackhammers. I don't, maybe they're installing a coronavirus hospital in my basement. That would be convenient. When we go into lockdown or go into quarantine, I can just kind of wander down there and just, you know, like,

how do these tests work? Are they blood? Or do you just spit onto a, onto, like, a finger? You spit onto a nurse's finger, and then they just kind of rub it onto a, you know, like, there are things like that, aren't there? There's something on the tip of my, on my head, on my brain, where, like, you kind of, they just rub it. I don't know.

It reminds me of something. Maybe it's when people put, you know, cocaine in their gums, which in which case, I don't know why. I mean, that makes no sense. but I we're going to be okay I mean I who knows I mean we might have blown blown the response to this situation I don't know people there's a lot of clamor out there look people want to panic and I'm not saying they shouldn't panic that you know what should ever panic though that's my thing it's like don't panic I mean before people don't always just like like

the flu it's not it's much worse than the flu in the sense of uh mortality rate what mean could be like oh well fucking you know 41 people are dead well yeah well we just got the fucking thing like a week ago whatever i mean two weeks it's spread it the point is it's not being contained look at italy you think they make up italy is it really a fake country the fucking louvre that's that's that's paris the fucking vatican i assume it shut down i because the Vatican is its own country, right? Technically, I mean, it's in Italy, but I think they, like, it was Rome. It's in Rome.

But are they part of the lockdown, or is the Pope, or the Cardinals and the Pope just having fucking huge parties where, let's just say they don't check your ID. Maybe, maybe they, you know, they have a few booster seats for the bar. I don't know They fuck kid The Catholic church fucks kids Is what I'm saying

You know What am I beating around the bush Are they doing it now Are they having just a corona party At the Vatican Um I don't know Has the Pope spoken out

I mean he's probably prayed He probably said Oh let me show you're in a prayer After he like hit a woman He hit a woman I'm not making this up I mean So what if I was

But I'm not I can't sign him to the Pope What's he gonna do? Sue me Like he sues the fucking the federal government and not have a statute of limitations overturned. Something like, part of that's true,

what I just said. But the fucking Pope can sue me. But my point is, God damn. Why are you, they've been jackhammering for God knows how long. I just have been going, I usually avoid it when I start, you know, the podcast.

You don't hear it. It's not even, it's like 8, 10 or something. I don't think they would start at 9. I thought they were like, you know, 9 o'clock is a reasonable. People leave their house. I might still be asleep. What if I work as a giant M&M in Times Square? I don't have to get there at 9.

Kids don't want a giant M&M in Times Square at 9 o'clock in the morning. I might go in 11.30. So I'll get a little rest before I'm just fucking maligned by fucking tourists and their children. Anyway But yeah The Vatican I mean They probably pray

He hit a woman We smacked her The Pope He smacked a woman Because she grabbed his wrist In one of these receiving lines I get it

Look He's just a guy At the end of the day And just Don't grab me Don't fucking grab me I mean It is like

I don't talk I don't you have a little, I mean, so many people probably grab him, but, um, yeah, I don't, I, I, I'm assuming he just prayed for people. He could open up the Vatican Bank and maybe, like, sell off some of these artifacts to, uh, help the victims to help the, you know, pay for some of these test kits. You know, people are in a lot of, uh, people are in some, you know, some dire straits right now. Maybe you could sell the longest lands, which you have hidden in there, which is a myth. mystical lance they used on Jesus Christ to kill him. He's on the cross. You're saying, hey, idiot, fat fuck, he was crucified.

Yes, but the Passover was coming, and they wanted to get him off the cross because they didn't want to leave him up over Passover. So, the fucking Roman centurion just, or Legionaire, whatever, just fucking speared him with the lance, and he bled out. And I think that guy's name was Longest or whatever And he called the Longest Lans It's a mythical weapon The Holy Grail might be in there

I mean there might be fucking just You know Nazi gold Sell some of it off Help people out You know we're supposed to be in this together Excuse me I'm out We're gonna be

You know Yeah We're gonna be in some In a situation soon Mm I might not have this anymore. I might not have my precious two liters of Diet Co. I got to ration this.

Sorry, my mouth is a bit dry. So, you know, because we're going through a certain level of, it's not too, like, apparently Costco is just, like, you know, Mad Max. It's bad. I mean, you go into a Costco and there's no toilet paper. I'm assuming there's no batteries, no quinoa. I don't know.

I don't go to, I mean, I've been to Costco before. They make lovely rotisserie chickens. They make lovely, uh, I like their chicken bakes and their pizza. People shit on their pizza. I like it. I mean, it's kind of like a bobley crust. That bobley shit you fucking buy in the supermarket because you're a fucking scumbag. Um, but I like, I like, I like to make good hummus.

Surprisingly, to make good hummus. um but it's the kind of place you go it's exactly in long island it was a thing right in long island everyone every time it's fucking snowed you have just immediately just go out get like people just be like lined up out of the door at the supermarket to get milk to get eggs to get their bread and it's like you know the stores ain't closed i mean the stores will be open we had like one or we probably had like a whole time i was you know growing up into my 20s like five snow storms that were like even bad but uh yeah i guess it may you know you want to stay off the road so you know you just fucking hoard all the bread and milk and you make yourself french toast

like a fucking fat fuck and then you uh you know you talk about the oh remember that crazy snowstorm in the in the fucking winter of o six when we fucking my hands got stuff sticky and then I got I started jerking off into a fucking flower pot and uh I got some syrup in my dick I thought it was a problem and uh it was crust it was crusted that's the kind of shit I don't know what I'm talking about um but I went to a super because it was I didn't go to Costco we went to a supermarket last night uh Thursday night and we got you know they say it's a toilet paper short there's plenty of toilet paper there's plenty of a we got 20 pound bag of rice and some keen maw and uh that's pretty much

we got we have some what we got some napkins i don't know point is you don't need they're not going to close stores down this is not going to be uh a balder economy where you have to like sell gold or you're like or your children's like you know uh innocence or whatever that sounds dark maybe just sell it make them work sell them as a like partial servitude servitude to the warlord, the local, the local pandemic lord.

It's not going to be like that. It's like we're still going to have power and internet. We could watch the office. We could watch murder documentaries. We could watch, just, you know, graphic pornography all day long, you know, straight pornography, gay pornography,

mix it up, transgender pornography, any kind of pornography. But also, yeah, I mean, it's going to get, you know, a lot of, I won't be, you know, like, me and Lucy will just kind of, we'll figure out something. But, you know, point is, you don't need equipment to make lasagna, you know, there'll be lasagna in the fucking, in the pandemic. They might close off New York City. Who knows?

I might close it off But You know We can still go With the stores inside of it We can still go to the M&M store I'm going to be hanging out At the M&M store

That's my thing I'm going to be hanging out At the M&M store Maybe just performing tricks Like a magic trick Not sex tricks I'm not turning tricks At the M&M store

That's not I mean more people probably should do I'm just saying If you're going to do tricks in the city you know, it's a family place. People get fucking really hang up about family. As long as the old kids are around, what if it's like these two fucking couples?

These fucking losers who go to Disney World and go to fucking like, you know, and go to fucking cartoon movie, like they go to a frozen musical together. They don't have a kid. Those losers that can't turn a trick in front of them. I can't fillate some guy for money in front of two fat people who fucking

have a weird obsession with like, you know, Goofy and Donald Duck. They can sing the tailspin theme song, but they can't watch me just fucking heaving over some fucking, you know, janitor's dick for like, you know, for $10. That's the problem with this country. We pretend. I mean, I'm not saying kids shouldn't see that, but, you know, I won't do it in front of the kids. That's the point.

It's only in front of these fat losers, and you still won't let me fillate people at the M&M store. So, but that's coming. like things like there'll be a changing dimension to this city um people people for you know they're getting a little people want to panic but this is at least i mean people

people were ready to fucking you lose their minds like you know three weeks ago four weeks ago and don't tell me you saw this coming no one everyone's like call off guard everyone's shocked at the NBA's closed everyone's shocked that uh i mean a stock bark is taking a A bit of a tumble I apologize to anyone out there who has stocks

That's that's terrible I mean It's a fucking It's a weird game You shouldn't get involved unless you know what you're doing It's the kind of thing It's like usually when we have these things There seems to be a tendency

A lot of it's based on a rational panic But I mean In this case Like you have bubbles You have bubbles you had the stock The tech bubble in the 90s, you know, Pets.com and Priceline.com. William Shatner just chooking the share price of fucking

bullshit websites in between his endless stream of mediocre TV shows. They just give him and James Spader every show. James Spader is great. William Shatner, though, is like, I mean, did he kill his wife? I don't want to, I'm spreading a lot of rumors today. I don't know. I don't know if he killed his wife. Point is, there's a stuff.

stock market bubble. But those stocks are all based on bullshit and like then it finally broke and like it was contract. There's a lot of going on. Point is, I mean, the whole thing over, you know,

the mortgage crisis. Well, yeah, a lot of these people have bad mortgages. In this case, yes, we've had, I mean,

it's not simple as they had bad mortgages. The systemic fucking, you know, I don't have to get into the mortgage. If you don't know about the mortgage crisis of 08, leading up to 08, it was the financial panic of 09 of 08, and read about it.

They'll do a Patreon. Sign up for the Patreon. I'll do a Patreon episode about the financial crisis, but right now we're on this, all right? So these, you know, these plummets that were going on. I mean, it's also helped along by the Russians and Saudi Arabians getting into a little bit of an oil war, a price war. I think I believe it was right you know

Saudi Arabia and OPEC wanted to like you know raise the price and Russia didn't want to point it's you know basically kind of because you know demand was going down global demands going down see when the demand goes down they reckon they stop production as much so they fucking you know they keep the value up it's a game I don't know it's a gimmick point is Russia didn't go along

going into Monday, it just, I was expecting more. We did the Patreon episode Monday. I actually waited until the night because I wanted to find out, see what happened in the market and kind of relive my, you know, experiences of 2008. And I felt underwhelmed, which is interesting.

And the whole pockets, I'm like, this is not what I'm expecting. I was expecting the kind of level just that fear, Not my fear per se, but just the unknown and this feel, like the 9-11 feeling, which is like, everything's different. And it took a couple days. It wasn't so much to market. Because the market, yeah, markets crash.

But the NBA doesn't close. You know, Major League Baseball doesn't stop. They don't stop Broadway. I mean, 9-11, they might stop Broadway. But they start a couple games. I mean, they're going to have NBA for a couple months at least. Which is, like, I'm out whining. That's fine.

It's a small price to pay. for whatever this is. Because in reality, don't give me this shit about how, like, people are overreacting. You're supposed to overreact to a virus, all right? I mean, in a situation, like, if it was the flu, if it was just a different flu, then, yeah, I guess. But, you know, and we're telling us it was, and it's like, well, if it's the flu, and it's like a little bit more, I mean, what can you do? Because we all seem to get the flu.

It seems to be hard to not even... I guess you could prevent it, though. A lot of things we're doing now, we should be doing in the winter just to get not get the flu. And you give it to old people. And we never seem to... I mean, I'm not going to concede to these people online

who, you know, these Yahoo's, who want to be the tough guy, who want to be the outspoken guy. Oh, it's all... I mean, some of these assholes are actually thinking it's like a fucking... It's just a work. It's just a giant work by the liberals, I guess?

or the elites to do what to do what to to create socialism the people want socialism a lot of i mean if you crammed it down look the people voting for joe biden over bernie sanders are nervous about socialism or what everyone would call it but like if you crammed it down in their throats they would take it i like they're not these aren't like this fucking you know militias who like you know They're not a libertarian extremist. They think it's untenable. They don't think he'd get past. They think, oh, they like their...

I mean, I don't think they like their private insurer. Who the fuck likes their insurance? It's just insurance. But, I mean, they're afraid of certain things. My point is, if they wanted to cram socialism down our throat, they could. We're all pretty much lazy, fat slobs. If they said, we're going to give you health care, and we're going to give you...

You know, we're going to restrict your... I mean, we've already been letting them do it. anyway. I mean, if you look at everything after 9-11, especially, it's like, yeah, you know, you have no presumption of privacy really anymore. You're allowed to be prodded by the TSA under the guise of safety. You're allowed to be interrogated. I mean, if they want to drone strike you, they'll do it. I mean, they don't do it lightly.

They don't do it for parking tickets. They're not going to, like, you know, drone strike you because you fucking, I don't know, Maybe you defaced one of those, you know, gumball machines that sells those weird little muscle men figures and he just fucking drew a, you know, a dick and you broke it. I mean, like, you're not going to get drone strike for that. You might get, you'll get to take it probably. You might, you know, get locked up for a day overnight and get booked.

It depends on the cop. But, I mean, my point is they will drone strike you, though. If you fuck around too much, they will. They've done it. I mean, with the guy in ISIS, or whatever. Yeah, maybe, but, like, yeah, they'll make something up. So the point is, they were, you know, we'll take it.

People are just, you know, willing to take it. And honestly, I don't know what the angle is. I mean, depopulation, they would pick something better. They'd pick something better because they're going to depopulate. And I'm not really one of these guys, usually. I'm not that deep into the, oh, the Illuminati bloodlines, and they want, I mean, at the end of the day, it's mostly just rich people. It's convergences of wealth and, you know, institutional wealth, family wealth, you know,

like lineages of wealth and power and whatever. I mean, it's not all just money. Some of it's just, you know, we speculate on why they do it, why they do what they do. But so I'm open-minded, but you let, I mean, I scrolled on some guys. I mean, I don't usually watch Q&N videos, but I was scrolling on Twitter. And I just left it on. And some guy was going off on, you know, Q and on. And, like, these Q&O videos always take, like, half an hour to not get to...

Like, they don't even get to the point. They feel like they're going to get to the point. They tease things worse than, like, you know, any shock I've ever seen. You know, oh, and after the break, we have fucking Britney Spears topless. And they never... I mean, maybe it happens, you know, it's a... It's some kind of pun they do. they get some weird palm when they have a fucking, you know, she was bald.

Like, look, she has no top. Her hair's her top. See, that could be a shot. That's on the top of my head. That's probably better than what they would do. Right. Look, she got no top. She's topless because she's bald.

There you go. Bumra loves one. Is that how Buba sounded? I don't know. Amis. I could be Imis. I'm just dead. Sorry, Imus.

So, yeah. But I think the people are, um, that's a thing. It's, we just had, it's funny, we just had, I don't know what you call it, because Super Tuesday was last week, but this was like six primaries on Tuesday, right? Or seven. And Biden did very well, I guess. He got, uh, he won most of them. I think he won five or six.

And again, these Bernie people who were just, you know, one minute, they're just ready to like, you know, uh, what's that thing they do? Um, The French Revolution, where they attacked, the fucking, oh, the, whatever, the bayonet, the bayonet room, the knife house, the gunhouse, it's on the Bastille. They're ready to storm the Bastille most times. And like they were in, they're talking about lining up, you know, Wall Street executives and bankers in time in the Central Park with the guillotine. I mean, they joke, but it's like, ah, not that joke. It's like, kind of joking.

like you know again with the goddamn fucking thing point is and you know Bernie he's still madmatically in it but you know by far he had momentum is going to Biden sure like he's getting picking up more shit but the pessimism that immediately follows and just like everyone just kind of has like just crying inside their skull it's like why don't you fight these guys got even without what's going on this week even before we kind of felt to all this shit. He's going to have a debate Joe Biden's going to have to debate Bernie on Sunday. The guy can barely do a sentence without like telling you about all the children he's murdered and then backtracking it. But like, you know, he's telling you where the fucking, you know,

John Wayne Gacy victims are we didn't even know about. Like was Biden in cahoots with John Wayne Gasey? That's the kind of, those are the kind of revelations that come up with him just trying to tell you, like, you know, what's, what's your, uh, what's your plan for the, you know, recession stimulus package? And then all of a sudden, he's given you names and locations of graves of children. And like, Biden, what do you, we didn't, we, we didn't have this on you. And he's, this guy's going to have to debate, Bernie, who, yeah, he rubs people the wrong way, but he's a, he's an aggressive guy, he's, he's good. And he has an answer for everything. I mean, I gave him a little gruff because of the whole, you know, they're

for all and you know 30 trillion and he had no response to it so i assumed it was real but usually he has a response and they're very good responses and Biden i used to love the guy i mean we used to threaten to beat up you know trump behind a gym that was my that was my jam and honestly this week the one thing he did do this week that was good which might be a fucking you know uh a sign of things to come is he on Tuesday some fucking guy from a united order workers i guess some fucking order worker union guy uh approached him at some rally or whatever some stop some meet and greet and he was uh basically repeating these lines from a i guess you know a fraudulent facebook but you know these facebook videos are they're like you know they cut together shit and misleading

basically saying that you know Biden wants to take all our guns and Biden's conceding that he's A.R. 15s, we'll take, assault rifles. And you guys, no, no, you don't believe in the Second Amendment. And, like, common sense. I mean, this guy just seems like a plant, first of all. Common sense. Like, what mainstream, he's a mainstream center?

I mean, like, yeah, he teamed up with Julian Castro or whatever. And then I teamed up, I mean, like, you know, he said, oh, I'll give you. I think it's where it comes from. He said, I'll put you in charge of the gun thing. But he's not going to, no one's letting Julian Castro run. anything for real. That's like Ben Carson running HUD or whatever. What do you actually do?

We bought a fucking, you know, $10 million table. Honestly, what was it? It was a lot. It was like a $150,000 desk. It was some kind of oak furniture set for his office. I mean, just goons.

It's a goon squad. I mean, the guy was a respected surgeon, Ben Carson. Like, he invented something. He invented some surgical technique. And like, they just, they just take, you could be, you could be, you could.

could be, you could, you could be in a, you know, fucking, I'm trying to think. Who is even a guy anymore? Who do we respect, Alon Musk? But he's crazy. You could be Bill Gates. You can be, I mean, they're all kind of crazy. No one respects business anymore. And there's no more, I mean, I can't even think of smart people who we, you could be

Nome Chomsky, and they'll just fucking turn you, they'll make Chomsky the, uh, the head of health and human services, but don't make them hand out condoms to people. And numb Chomsy's just sitting there with a banana Just fucking showing children How to put a condom on a banana Just saying like this is, imagine this is my dick He knows He's got to, you know

Look, Chomsy's dick probably wasn't that small It's fine But he's old I imagine your dick shrivels up when you're old Stop getting blood It becomes necrotic And that's what Chomsy's at Something to be ashamed of

So the point is I don't even know what we're doing We're running out of we have a little bit of hard out today but you know look we're in a quasi-containment that could very soon become a full-blown quarantine so look point is there's going to be more frequency to come anyway we're doing a lot of new things we're we're pushing the envelope of uh i don't pushing the envelope that's a little much i don't even in times of pandemic i don't like to be grandiose okay um but um we might see

a huge shift a huge shift in a we might go socialist i mean what whatever you want we might go Bernie i mean like Bernie might win on the back of this i mean i'd be surprised if he didn't honestly if he doesn't it's not a statement about like he should like forget about what you think about the tenability of Medicare for all forget for a second but just look at We acknowledge the people are pretty dumb. The people in general aren't very smart and they're pretty reactive. And then, like, they go after, I just so, they have, they, look, to go after socialism on an ideological level, most people who do it are, it's still kind of dumb a lot of times when I hear it, but I know, and look, I get the arguments.

I will agree with a lot of the arguments, but I'm just saying a lot of people who, most people are repeating it, they're doing it from the, you know, the perch of the Cold War, basically. Or maybe the Reagan 80s. No one's really afraid of, you know, social... No one's actually, like, you know, contending. These people aren't, like, reading... I mean, Rojas'Refdom's not my Bible. You know, Friedrich Hayek's classic about, you know,

why socialism leads to, you know, fascism. Which, yeah, there's truth to it. But, you know, also a lot of countries have fucking health care and... You know, they're not fucking throwing my grandma into a fucking, you know, open pit of fire. If they were, that'd be interesting. That'd be fun. I mean, you know, whatever. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it.

She's already dead. I can't, I can't rat out my grandmother to you. I can't give her your location. I can give you the grave. You want to desecrate her grave? It doesn't particularly bother me. I mean, I feel like as a man, not to subscribe to gender norms, but as a man, I feel like I should not let you desecrate my grandma. I was grave.

I feel like I should, you know, like just out of pride. But like, if you're asking me if I care, whatever, go piss on it. I don't give a shit. But, um, the point is, Bernie, you look, look,

the people are watching, uh, administration, we don't have enough tests. I mean, we barely have any. We, we have like,

like, like criminally not enough tests. We weren't prepared for this. Trump really is, uh, I mean, at this point, watching it you have to be pretty um i don't even know what that's that's the thing in any other

if it wasn't for knowing this country you go of course leum it's going to shift and bernie's going to win because healthcare is a huge thing now and people can't afford women they should be there shouldn't be a question in the middle of a pandemic about whether you can afford treatment or not because the whole point is the fucking not let it spread all right it's not of panicking it's about not when it's it's if you take aggressive precaution first and soon then you don't have to panic you'll have to freak out uh but yeah but this country who know they they'd rather just fucking just puke blood at the m&m store than be given anything except for you know their inheritance or um the

cable they steal or just bad i mean they love to stay they're that's the thing about us we're not just capitalists we're crooks we want to take it that's why we didn't like socialism in the first place because we wanted to take it we're thieves we're a nation of thieves that's our gimmick and then but somewhere got lost and people became lazy um so they still want you know they want farm subsidies and they want they're fucking whatever they get everyone wants a gimmick everyone wants to fucking deal you know but no one wants to fucking just to come to the pilot bureau why not how much worse could it be i mean look if they put me in a fucking you know gulag all right i mean look if i die from this whatever i don't want

to die and you just take steps not to die you shouldn't be like oh i don't worry if i die i'm not saying that but i'm saying it's just like except the fact that like some people die from pandemic we're in a middle of an historic thing i'm not saying it's fun it's it's i don't want to admit that it's i mean is it scary i'm not going to say that but only because i'm repressed uh weird german or half german whatever the fuck goche technically technically i'm goche it's a it's a slightly different thing but basically the same so i don't want to be like oh i'm afraid i'm really nervous but I'm not going to be vulnerable like that.

But, you know, it's fun. But, like, whatever. Like, you know, if I die, I'll feel bad for Lucy. Because she'll have to, like, you know, move my carcass or something. She'll get help. You know, it's not going to come to that. Probably. Maybe it will.

That's a point. It's like you don't let, you just enjoy the history of it. I try to. I mean, because, really, reality, I mean, I guess it's different in different parts of the country. But in New York City, I mean, I'm not like in New Rochelle and I'm not in the middle of Manhattan, but it's bad not. I mean, people coming, I mean, we're moving around. We're like fucking little bugs, move around a lot.

And we just, you know, give each other fucking spit. We give each other, you know, we look at this is a fucking Eucharist, the body of Christ. We just fucking spit all over each other. What's to be done? I mean, look, this is going to be a time. Maybe I'll get in a lot, it'll be, like, prison for me. I'll get in really good shape. And I'll just start, like, lifting weights and just fucking, you know,

I'll just get really just a hard dick all the time. I feel like if I started getting more muscular, my dick would just always be. I don't mean when I fuck. I fuck, it's fine. It's good. Like, it gets hard. But, like, imagine if you were just, like, lifting weights all the time, how much blood you'd just be pumping into that dick.

that's you know think about that as the plus sides of a pandemic that you know you just you know lift your way to a fucking throbbing dick you can puke a little blood it's fun i mean hmm you know no no it's never fun when someone dies we don't want people to die i'm i don't look i was going to host easter for the first time my family you know me and lucy have his apartment and you know we were going to get a ham it was going to be nice i was you know you know my dad would be proud of me and my brother would probably uh you know no we'd be fine he he'd be nice to be at my place sometimes at his place he gets he's you know testy whatever point is i was going to be a man i was going to be an easter man i can't do that now my mom's got

diabetes and even if she didn't she's older you know just so what so i'm not the eastern man nothing you know not everything goes your way so you know lebron james was on the cusp of uh perhaps winning an MVP maybe winning the finals like a very good chance he could win the finals was a comeback kind of thing is a narrative like he's trying to compete with jordan and he's not michael jordan on the most level i mean but he's not but i mean he's he's the number two he's the only guy you argue might be and like you know if he got one with the Lakers and you know I'm saying for him it's a big deal to me and you the guys got like hundreds of millions of dollars and it's like who gives a fuck and it's like you know and you're and you guys

his great body and his big is great dick probably and you just fucking eating tacos with your beautiful family your beautiful family tacos and I'm supposed to like cry because you couldn't get your like you know your fork championship and you're fucking you couldn't be the goat couldn't be the greatest of all I do I do I do care honestly I'm saying I'm trying to play not the devil's advocate but just be you know empathetic to people who don't i get the argument but so we also need heroes we need just something we like he's is he a hero i mean the word hero is just something to look at that's what a hero is i mean sully selenberger you know landed that plane so he's a hero but like you know i mean

he's just a good pilot and he's a hero fine but i mean point is but also lebron james for like you know just blocking you know blocking andrew eagle dollars shot in 2016 and winning the finals i don't know why sely sullenberg originally saved lives is a is a more important man you only lebron james i mean the guy is a physical fiend like phenom doesn't even cover it just a i mean to say freak of nature sounds like you know insulting but it really is the only because just the balance and the size and the speed you don't think if that man wanted to be a pilot he could have been he might honestly it might be too tall no no it's only for fire pilots so he could have been so i'm not gonna like just because sely selmerger couldn't play in the NBA i'm not going to like decide he's a

hero and lebron james isn't you don't think sully sellamberger will a fucking you know join the calves Even when LeBron, with 03, when LeBron joined, when Moselli was probably 50 and just sweating, with a dumb mustache, there was only half gray at that point, he would love to join a basketball team, but he couldn't. So that makes him a hero. Don't tell me LeBron James wouldn't land that. He would fucking land that plane.

If that was his job, if he went through pilot school, he would. If LeBron James' job was to cure a pandemic, He probably would. I mean, he's basketball like he was tremendous on, which doesn't mean anything in this context. I'm just, I'm leading up. Basketball key was tremendous. He is on the, what you call it, day to day, like on the, as far as like a regular person. Excuse me, hold on.

Getting dry again. as far as a regular person he's perfectly intelligent I mean is he a genius you could you know cure a pandemic yes I mean I will say that but look at what he's accomplished

you guys think of like oh he would have accomplished great things anywhere and so I'm not going to give Selby or the 9-11 fucking firefighters or al-Qaeda

if you I mean not everyone do some people want to call them heroes i don't but you know but point is sports people are just as good i'm not i'm not calling the m&m guy a hero the fucking fat m&m guy who like wanders around time square uh not calling christian chenewit in the frozen play which i might even sure if she's in not sure if she's a hero she's not a hero in my opinion lebron james is a hero sully sullenberger not a hero So let's cure this pandemic or not.

I don't know. I'll do whatever is asked of me. I'll stay home. I'll cover my spit hole. I'll wear a mask. I won't scratch my eyes. I won't scratch my ass. I won't put a dildo on my ass as much.

I won't fucking gag on that dildo after it was in my ass. Probably. I'm saying sacrifice. You have to sacrifice in order to accomplish anything. we're going to get through this most of us probably maybe we waited too late maybe we didn't you know uh heed uh the global warnings i'm guilty of that i mean it wasn't my job but i'm not going to shirk responsibility i could have read more about it i could research more about it did my government protect me no am i going to whine about it i mean you should complain

about trump don't get me wrong complain because that i mean look that that that should be you know executionable crime or whatever. But that being said, I'm just not going to whine about it because that's just the weird psychosis of me that I'll just sit there and go, I guess I'll just die. But I'm not going to, I could,

I feel like I could have done something if I was inclined to. But I didn't. I sat here and I speculated. I didn't say don't wear a mask. I just said, what is it for? Because I have a, my, myopic experience with masks. I got tuberculosis exposure, which I guess is similar.

I mean, it's not similar. I'm saying, but I've had the fear of, is TB worse? I think it is, right, than Corona? I don't know. This is all new. It's all developing. We're going to, you know, figure something out. I mean, is the economy going to collapse?

Maybe. We'll see. I mean, that's the thing. Bernie might be able to, because what is all, What is? I mean, they're talking about, like, maybe, like, just spending rent payments if it gets really bad, deferring shit, you know, all sorts of just, you know, whatever, which may may not happen. And, like, they're not really, they give $1.5 trillion while the market was crashed and trying to stop it and it didn't. So, but that's all fake money. I mean, why don't you

give you the student loans? I mean, they might be able to, but there's a difference between, like, just put, you know, pouring fake money into the market for liquidity. It's just a different, it's not like that money's lost. They just turned it on. It's not doing anything. It's a different thing. I mean, I've forgotten some of my monetary theory, my Keynesian theory, whatever we want to call it.

But, you know, the reality is, it's like, you know, it's, it only becomes, I mean, they would argue it only becomes inflationary, for instance, you know, when people, like, when it gets, to the point where, like, if people aren't spending or people or, if, where the man meets supply, I forget, I mean, that's sounding like an idiot. You shouldn't listen. You're saying to yourself, you shouldn't listen to me about economics and many of you shouldn't, or maybe some, in the perfect world, many of you shouldn't. I've never claimed to be an economist. I'd ever claim, like, sometimes people will give me shit about, like, you know, my economic

theories or whatever, or whatever I'm saying. It's like, good, and then when they know more, good i'm not talking to you i'm not just got add to the conversation here then fill me in but these people are often just you know people they don't know everything i mean i've read a decent amount of you know i didn't i didn't fucking take it in school but i read a lot more conspiratorial but not not fucking alex jones shit maria rothbard point is i don't know what my point is my point is uh i don't know of that one point five trillion really it could have, I mean, it could have maybe, but it's not the same as if you just erase debt with it, erase like student loan debt, which people, look, Bernie should drop that

shit. Bernie should drop it because no one wants to hear that shit. You can get behind universal health care, even though it's like 30 trillion, supposedly over 10 years versus like 1.5, so it's more doable. And if you're only doing student loans, maybe. But it's just like, it doesn't, it sticks in people's crawls. I mean, because proportionally, the people who go to college are, like, you know, relatively more privileged. You know, it's relatively, you know, white middle class, whatever.

I don't know the demographics of it, but that's the image you will have at least of it. You know, the poor kids, the poor minorities aren't, a lot of them aren't going to college. So, you know, you're letting these, like, middle class guys off the hook or the upper middle class guys off the hook. Would they have, like, you know, and it should be more earning power, but you want, you want, you want, the school for pottery. I don't know what to tell you. I mean, don't do that. I'm not arguing against it in actuality. I'm just saying if you're trying to get universal health care, don't throw that cherry on top. I don't know why you're doing that. It just gives off this vibe of like, we want things. And it's nice. But the point is we might get them,

whether we want it or not. We might just get forced. I don't, it doesn't look like. It looks like, I don't know what the end game is. It looks like they're ready to just, you know, they'll just play it by ear and they don't seem that worried um because they're crooks i guess but i mean it it does strike you though like uh the crooks who like while their house is burning now like you live here too now they can they they're they're extra national these crooks these these uh plutocrats or everyone call them but i mean still it just seems shorts like supposedly what you know what trump you know basically said was we're not gonna it's going to look bad if we get a lot of positive tests so don't don't make test and he cut the cdc's budget i think last year

or maybe when he first got in i don't know point is um it just seems too short-sighted even for him like he didn't like he he assassinated uh salamani who was ain't how you pronounce it but the iranian guy but he didn't start a war like he could have started a war over it if he was as crazy as we thought he was and as crazy as he looks now you've been like well yeah they're gonna keep leaning on it and fucking uh when because you know i ran retaliated with some you know very meager proportional response to save some you know diplomatic face or whatever the fuck and uh he didn't lean into it he said that's fine and like oh we should all right this guy's not as crazy and then you know i don't test them it's gonna look

bad what look bad whatever i mean point is um yeah i'm we're gonna make it who knows but i'll be here with you all through it uh i'm gonna be posting more videos i'm gonna be doing more patreon episodes maybe more you know whatever point is follow me on twitter follow me on instagram at ray cump uh sign up for the Patreon um we have uh the five dollar tier gets you the extra podcast every week we were ahead too we have another one coming up in a couple days uh we have a 20 tier i'm gonna be doing another uh i think podcast for that once a month and then you know maybe some video content um and i'm not you know we're gonna be you got coming to me from from his perspective right i'm not going to tell you how to fucking you know uh synthesize a

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If you don't, even if you don't think you can't get sick, or you won't die, old people will die, for sure. So don't infect them. Just do the right thing. And don't fucking,

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it's not supposed to kill everyone. It's the point. Not everyone's supposed to get it. You're acting like, if you go in and don't, Don't go out as much. If you keep yourself relatively contained and then you don't get it,

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