Kump - 36 - Kump Starting to Crack

Episode Date: March 22, 2020

Ray recovers from a probably fake illness, and spends most of the episode baselessly speculating on the darker side of The Army Corps of Engineers.

Hello and welcome to Kump. Here we are. We're coming to you from New York City, deep in the belly of the pandemic beast. We are I think our numbers around 10,000 now We jumped up 4,000 Overnight But that might have been

It's a Saturday night I'm sorry the show is coming late to you I thought I don't know if I thought I had Corona But I was getting sick I felt weak I'm starting to crack

I was just weak all day Yesterday I felt a little I don't know how to explain it but we're fine we're going to make it paranoia like a deep

unsettling paranoia that that grips your soul but we're going to be fine we have the hospital ship I think I haven't seen confirmed reports that this Navy hospital ship has landed I think we have it in New York

we're running out of hospital beds there's not enough hospital beds um so they built this ship which they usually I think I don't know what the Navy hospital ship's usually for I think it might be for destroying

um like bulldoze I assumed it was for bulldozing areas for the creation of hospitals I thought it was for um they would send it into the middle of the desert and it would just you know have like a bulldozer attached to it and they would you know just shoot civilians uh people who owned

flower shops um or any kind of you know a pizza parlor you just get murdered by the navy the navy would murder you take your land bulldoze it with the aid of this at least part of the ship it's got it's like a swiss army knife of ships it's even got that little cross on it so it comes off like a swiss army knife the power of the ship has guns that murder you is a drone wing of the ship and uh part of it is there to uh bulldoze the land that you meant to leave to your children that um you know maybe you have bowling alley that you set up in Kuwait and uh you know you're not a rich guy you got oil rich i mean everyone gets some oil money but at least relative poverty you're not you know Everyone gets that oil stipend.

But, no, you wanted to leave your bowling alley into your child to give him a leg up to help him get into the nice schools for his kids, to help him to raise his social status. But he was murdered by a Navy hospital ship along with your wife. They had a large arm that comes out holding a gun. So you'd think it'd be a mounted gun on a, on a... the side of the ship, but there's actually a mounted arm on the side of the ship holding a large handgun that would be designed for a mech robot, perhaps.

Much bigger than Robocop's gun. You might not realize how big Robocop's gun is, but it's very big. Not a normal gun, but it looks like a handgun. Well, this is a lot bigger than that. And that's what the Navy ship has arms that hold giant handguns,

and they murdered your bowling alley boy and your bowling alley wife and to make way for new life to make way for a new chance at life by building just bulldozing over your son's corpse bulldozing over your wife's corpse the flowers you left

that you bought from the flower shop which is now also destroyed left on your wife you're loving wife's dead body box because you couldn't find a coffin because there's so many people were murdered by the hospital ship. You just left these daisies.

They didn't have roses. Roses are the typical thing that you would leave on your dead wife's corpse. They didn't have any left. It was a drought leading up to this. There was a pandemic leading up to this. There's an isolated incident. They don't just bring out the hospital boat for no reason. And your wife's corpse mutilated by the boat.

There's a mutilation arm too. not sexual mutilation, just kind of mangles. You know, it's not Abu Ghraib all over again. The hospital ship, look, what I'm saying might sound controversial. Controversial? Controversial. I feel like it's not how people say it, though. Controversial.

Whatever. I'll mumble my way through a pandemic. It's fine. But I don't want people to get too alarmed. The Navy hospital ship's not going to sexually mutilate your loved ones. It's just going to mangle them with the other hand. It's got the hand which holds a giant handgun, which blows apart your loved ones. And then before it bulldozes the land and the body, like, you know, don't get me wrong.

The bulldozer section of the hospital navy ship doesn't just bulldoze over dirt and land and things that were there. There's people involved. But here's how it works. So there's two arms, at least two arms on either side of the ship. It's a big ship. So maybe there's multiple sets of arms. One's got a giant handgun. Just shoots your wife in the face.

Shoot your child in the face with a bullet the size of their head. So their head's gone, probably, unless it missed. You know, these things aren't always super accurate. So maybe half their heads there. I can't. I didn't design a targeting system. I'm not part of the military industrial complex. So the Navy hospital ship

Then with the left arm We'll grab your loved ones That it recently shot In the head or blew its head off And just mashed them together In his other hand Again, this is speculation They're telling me

It's there It's a hospital ship And I'm assuming that's how it works I think you know We'll look into it in the minute and comparing contrast with the reality. But this is what was going through my head when I see a Navy hospital ship. Like you're bringing, like, why don't you bring martial law to America?

Why don't you murder us all now? But apparently, you know, so then, you know, once the mangled corpse of your child is on the floor, on the dirt, you know, you're saying your prayers to Jesus or Allah or whoever. I mean, if it was Kuwait, then yeah, Allah, not to Jesus. Let's not. But, you know, maybe some people in Kuwait or Christian. I don't know whoever your maker is, whoever you pray to, that's who you're praying to while the Navy hospital ship is bulldozing over their bodies and breathing new life. And maybe it sprays poison.

That's also what I assumed it would spray poison all over the land in case the hospital is taken hostage. There's nothing to get. Like, it's not really there to cure people. It's just a hospital is a good target. Often you'll see hospitals be attacked or be used as a... See, I think Saddam was accused of keeping, you know, military complexes inside hospitals and using them, melding them together because you're not supposed to attack hospitals.

So it's a great tactic to have a ship that builds hospitals all over your defensive entrenchment. So if you're trying to fight a war, you got a hospital ship. It's building hospitals everywhere. And the other side's playing by the rules, they're fucked. Now, you look, you might get a rogue state that'll come at you. They'll come at you and they'll bomb hospitals anyway. Like in the United States of America, perhaps, the barme or pharmaceutical company

on the eve of an important impeachment thing about, you know, getting blowjobbed. You got blowjubed in the White House. and now you're bombing a pharmaceutical factory, but you said it was a terrorist, a terrorist operation of some story. I forget if there was a point is that's what we did. We bombed the pharmaceutical factory back in 96, 97, I don't know. It was all around that time of impeach from 98, 99, who know, Operation Desert Fox, it all melts together.

All our wars of imperial colonialism melt together in the face of a pandemic, which, you know, right in the middle. New York City. New York fucking city. This is great. The Ramones, um, you know,

Abun Pan, I, I didn't know about that. I started going to the city often, and, uh, I lived in Long Island before that. But it's a place called Albuen pan,

I think, Avon Poon, Abon Pone. It's a fucking fancier type of sandwich restaurant. That's part of the city. That's indicative. It's like the Ramones, Abun Pan.

um time square and now covid 19 and apparently the hospital ship i was wrong what the whole description i just gave was what i assumed the navy hospital ship was and i i feel vindicated before i even said it it seems like the thing we would do it seems like this shirt dirty if it is look we're conserving laundry soap i think it's clean it doesn't smell I felt vindicated I'm sorry if you're not watching the video I brushed some things off my shirt

that's what you get when you see when you go on YouTube and you subscribe and you get on the comp bandwagon you're seeing me in person you know I'm not just you know I'm not living in a high life I'm not one of these fucking celebrities who's fucking

where they doing they're singing songs we'll get to that in a minute because I want the hospital boat the hospital boat is apparently contrary to all rational thought all you know mechanism of description apparently it's just a boat where you keep sick people so New York City is being overrun by this is COVID-19 now they're telling people from what I know they're telling people not to be hospitalized if they don't need to. There's 10,000 cases in New York. I don't know how many hospital beds there are.

They're turning NYU dorms, I believe, into the Army Corps of Engineers. Who, again, Army Corps of Engineers, I thought they were like, let's build a mech that, like, you know, rapes the enemy's children. That seems more like what we would do. I am not true. Look, we have the opportunity now in a crisis to reset some of our, like, legacy as a country to do better to live up to a higher ideal but if you asked me to go based on past uh actions yeah i would assume the army corps of engineers is a core of engineers designed to um come up with new rape mecs um to sexually assault people via mech uh via armored core

via some kind of a drone, a rape drone or a sexual assault drone. Maybe maybe it's just some sometimes just oil drones but those are the boring ones. They don't, those are the ones that are like

they work, but you could tell like you guys haven't, like the C-130. The freight thing that carries all the, you know, the stuff for the Air Force or whatever or the army. It was big cargo military planes. I'm sure they've given them. I'm sure they spruce them up over the years. I'm sure they added some things, but it's a

workhorse. It's not the bells and whistles. It's not the new thing, the predator drone with the hellfire missile. It's not that. It's not the F-22, whatever the fuck they call it. It's a workhorse, much like the mecks they use to, you know, get oil out of countries and to conquer them for non, you know, sexual reasons. But they put the real effort into designing the mecks they use to sexually assault. That's what I would assume the Army Corps of Engineers is based on past, just knowing who we are as a people. Now, if you're telling me that they're going to come in and they're going to build hospitals

and they're going to turn dorms into hospital beds and turn aboom ponds into hospital beds. I mean, they'll probably stay open because they're technically food. But, you know, I don't know It was going to be a hierarchy of foods But Auburn Pondon, I guess Might not get turned into a hospital But the Army Corps of Engineers is doing other types of, you know And you tell me that's what they do

Fine, I'll stand corrected But I'm not going to feel bad About my initial assumptions Being that they designed mecks to rape people Because there's a lot of, we've done a lot of that And I don't want it to get lost I really hope that we, as a country, can look back and go, remember before COVID-19,

remember before the outbreak, where we used to be a country that would invade for oil and invade for profit on false pretenses? And then while we were there, take your torture prison and turn it into a real bad, worse torture prison. Like, how would we, you know, can we do something worse than? And, you know, Saddam, who said, yeah, we'll just have a rate. I mean, is it worse? I don't know.

That's a fair point. You know, was Abu Ghraib in all its sexual depravity and all the sexual shame and implemented? I mean, this was run by Saddam. Saddam wasn't a good guy. I mean, that's why we hired him. That's why we gave him all the toys, because we knew he'd use them. So maybe it wasn't that much worse when we ran it than when he ran it.

that's the best defense we have though is that you know we're only as bad as saddam hussein we're not worse than saddam hussein we're bigger so therefore worse i guess but we're not worse fundamentally that would be the best case um there's no case we made that were better i mean i guess you could i guess you could say well look you know uday and kusei his his horrible sons with the killer the murderous legacy were cutting people's legs off and then raping them with their legs and then raping their children with their it could get worse it could always get worse but um so i stand corrected we're only as bad as saddam hussein when he was doing you know but pyramids and i mean according to seymour hirsch there was soldiers u.s personnel or the very least people that

you know worked for the u.s raping children in front of their parents I mean, is Seymour Hersch or Kook? I don't know. I kind of thought he was a respected journalist who'd won Peabody's or something and broke the CIA Family Jewel's case back in the 70s of Watergate or the aftermath of the Watergate. But I guess maybe he's a kook, huh? I guess maybe he just doesn't know what he's talking about

when he broke the story in a London review of books about how the whole bin Laden raid was a whore shit. No, you're right. I trust Catherine Bigelow, director of Point Break, more than I trust Seymour Hirsch. What a kook he is. That crazy old grandpa, oh. Now, Miss Bigelow, please tell us how we, you know,

we tortured a man righteously and found his courier, found Bin Laden's courier. And then they surfed their way into his compound wearing Richard Nixon masks, and they murdered bin Laden's beautiful wife because she was evil. And she was holding a gun, or he was holding her as a hostage. I don't know.

He's jerking off the porn into a shit bucket. I relate to that. I get that. I'm not saying I endorse everything, bin Laden did, but if he did jerk off into the same bucket of shit into normally, look, if you look hard enough,

you'll find things to, you know, common ground. And that's, that's one thing where I get it. I see you as a person, Midlodden. I see he was a man.

So, yeah, so the Army Corps of Engineers is currently just ransacking, their way. I hope they're like the old school fire department, like in gangs of New York. They're just tearing through different stores. They're like going through Tiffany's and they're going through. They're just like putting hoses through Tiffany's and they're pocketing it like that movie Three Kings. I hope the Army Corps of Engineers is, look, if they have any ability to do their job, I need them to be scoundrels, all right? Like no, this is a big job. It's a big job. It's a

big task or gargantuan task to turn new york city into a giant hospital and if they're a bunch of boy scouts a bunch of do-goaters who don't know how to bend the rules occasionally it ain't going to work so i need them to be pocketing diamonds out of zales or the diamond district just hey we need to turn this fucking diamond district office into a fucking medical uh you know technical triage center and as soon as one of those guys speaks up they fucking punch them and it's not anti-semitic a lot of those guys happen to be Jewish it's not about that all right it's not about that maybe we'll give them a reprieve because we don't want the appearance of that but it's not about that it's about having dense things they can put in their pocket that worked a lot of money right diamonds are just

the right thing for that you know bars of gold are a little bit harder but yeah go through the federal reserve there's no gold in the fed I mean it's a reason I don't do you think there is remember diehard three when they uh they shut down new york city to a large extent they had some explosions and diehard three it's a great move i like it a lot it's good as die hard one you know die hard fans will say no but i love i love it um they shut it down effectively because it's explosions they say we got a school uh you got a school uh bomb planted somewhere and go look for it and And the key is, the trick is, there's no schools in the financial district.

So they fucking go to the Fed, New York Fed, and they fucking, in the basement, there's just all the world's gold, you know, bigger deposit in Fort Knox. I know that's the claim. And maybe it is. Because it's, you know, is it there? Are they actually holding the gold? I don't know. Why isn't it like going off? Okay.

So, sorry for that interruption. We had a little, I don't know. I don't know how long the video was out for. It seemed like it was out. But, yeah, we were talking about what we talked about, the Army Corps of Engineers turning this entire city. Yeah, I mean, diamonds are the perfect thing. Oh, the gold.

So, I mean, the idea that, you know, the Fed is, I mean, we got out the gold standard, as it were, what is it? 70s, mid-70s. I mean, it wasn't even the gold standard. I always say that. It was the Bretton Wood system, the U.S. dollar was pegged effectively. It kept it restrained to a certain extent, even though we inflated the currency and just offloaded it onto the global markets. People seem to think I'm wrong about that.

Whatever. I mean, go listen to the Shah of Iran. He's got a great explanation in the Times back in the 70s. You don't think I should be listening to the Shah of Iran? I mean, it wasn't a great guy. If even he, who was installed by U.S. power, if even he was critical of our petrochemical dollars, I don't know. Point is, I, this is why we go over for the diamonds first, because the gold becomes more complicated. It's even there.

It's very heavy. Diamonds, you shove in your pocket. So it's not because they're Jewish guys. Although, you know, I am. willing to tell the Army Corps of Engineers for a while don't um you know don't don't ransack the Jews don't the Jewish people um they've had enough in history but someone else get I mean you can find any Gentile diamond maybe take bonds from people first I'm not saying like in the end of the day like no look the Army Corps of Engineers is going to get theirs

across the spectrum right they're going to shake down lawyers they're going to shake down hospitals they're going to shake down sex clubs um they're going to shake down dildo stores um so everyone i mean i'm not saying that jewish diamond dealers are like going to have a hundred percent reprie from this but you know don't start with them it's going to look bad and it's bad look not like everyone should take a turn getting the brunt of a crisis and then i think the jewish people have gotten the you know their share of the brunt for a while and so with the black people and you know um And you could argue that, you know, it's time for white Americans to get the brunt of it. I don't know if it's going to happen.

I mean, I'm not, I'm not being, you know, it's not about race. I'm just saying, like, you know, whatever. Point is, their Army Corps of Engineers are going to get theirs. Or maybe they'll just build hospitals. Maybe I don't, like, I am saying that, you know, I don't want them to tear apart people's lives. I don't want that. I don't want them to be, you know, just show. shaking it down like how old

your daughter is she over 18 and maybe I'll go on a date with her like that kind of threatening thing when they come into like Abu Pan until it's fucking you know reconvert it into a fucking triage ward I don't want that but ruthless people get more

results sometimes and if they get look if it's going to be a fucking nightmare of red tape like everything else to New York and it's like hey we got to turn this Dave and Busters into a giant hospital now we see We have our permits and we're technically exempt and this and that. And he goes through a fucking tribunal and the court.

I mean, the Army Corps of engineers used to pull a gun out and shoot Dave or Buster in the fucking throat. They go, now what? Now we're going to build a hospital or what? Susan B. Anthony? Is that, was Susan B. Anthony a nurse? I feel like she was a nurse. My Susan B. Anthony or what? Betty White?

Betty Ford? There's a motherfucking Betty Ford clinic up in here. That kind of shit. That kind of Rambo shit. We need Rambo motherfuckers. on look we take navy seals who are so good at killing people just fucking murdering just stabbing and shooting and maiming people covertly or otherwise maybe the delta force maybe the the army rangers the real macho guys we need to get them mixed in with these army

corps of engineers guys i mean they're probably usually like what you nerds doing we kill people with our bare hands we don't use some fucking stupid boat that's got two arms and one shoots with a giant handgun and one fucking mangles, we do it with our bare hands. And that's commendable, and you need some of that going around. You need the manager of a subway, just getting worked over by a fucking Navy SEAL, just who's able to fucking finally, like, be who he wants to be, a guy beating up a fucking manager of a subway.

That's what you always want. That's why you join the Army. You finally get it. Everyone gets what they want in the middle of Corona. all right and build that hospital while you're at it because weak men are not going to build hospitals we need strong men who are going to shake down this entire city bring back the mafia maybe i'm not a fan of the mafia i'm not italian by any stretch so i would be given no quarter from the mafia although they do let some people earn with them even if they're not italian but they won't make you and so you

can always you can always be murdered by a made man and that's what i find out unfair I feel like if I earn a lot of money for the mafia, you know, I should have some reprieve from a made man murdering me. But apparently, made men could just kill you at will. And so I feel like that's just unfair. I should join the Navy SEALs maybe. Because the mafia will just let their Italian friends and murder you if they're made. And not fair.

But that being said, see, I have my issues with them. That being said, maybe we let them out of jail. They know this city better than anyone, right? They shook down mayors and judges They had judges on the payroll Maybe they can give people loan modifications Maybe the mafia can get your fucking landlord To get off your back

The mafia is going to go to your fucking job And say you got to pay sick leave Your restaurant job that's owned by a corporate entity You look, some of these guys who own restaurants You know, maybe you're ass out Maybe the mafia they come to them And it's like the episode with Sopranos With the Starbucks and it's like, you know

There's nothing to shake down. We got no money. And it's like, all right. I mean, in that case, it wasn't money. But the point is, the mafia can't solve all our problems, right? But to a certain extent, they can go to the guy who runs the Abilun Pond and then just fucking shove a gun in his face, which Navy SEALs will do. But the mafia, they just don't pull them over the counter.

It's more theatrical. Navy SEALs will just, like, drop them. And then there's no, and it's over. Like, when the Navy SEAL kills you to take your business over, there's not as much they're just so good at they're so efficient that the message gets diluted over time the message gets lost when a mafia guy comes over and he grabs you over the fucking the bread dial the bread display case and he smashes your face into the bread and he starts fucking you in the ass with some condiments you're squirting rush and dressing right in your scrotum asshole your assortum

your assortem your asshole your rectum just spraying into you just impregnating you with fucking mayonnaise and just fucking making you suck his Italian dick while you got a gun to his head. I mean, that's, that's gonna get people on board with building hospitals. Das can be like, oh shit,

the mafia is in charge now. I don't know. I feel like the mafia might not have made you suck their dick. Just had a personal preference. There's a certain taboo. But it's also, the mafia was never that big in the 21st century in the 2020s. The new mafia, you might come out and be like,

hey, you wouldn't have thought we'd, you know, make you suck our dicks while we'll have a gun to your head. That's part of what we do now. And, like, all right, we brought you back to build hospitals. We didn't realize how bad you were. Miscalculation. We should blame Ray Kump. And I'll take the blame.

Come after me. Like, I'm the fucking, the guy from fucking, what was that movie? The Fisher King. I'm Nick and Old Dean of Fisher King going, bring back the mafia. And everyone's getting, you know, made to suck dick in the subway. And I'm like, I'm sorry. I didn't intend an unintended consequence.

I didn't realize whatever it's resurrecting. But, you know, what do you want me to tell you? At the end of the day, we need these hospitals built. We need more beds. We need more masks. So maybe the mafia can go to Delaware and get masks from them. They don't need them as bad.

Maybe they do. I don't know. I don't know how far is this spread. I don't spend all day reading the news like some nerd. I have plans in place. I'm coordinating with fucking people. with fucking people who uh

know the military you know shit uh I don't know anything um I'm at least half right though

I'm always half right I mean at the craziest of these speculations there's always truth didn't there I wish it wasn't the case uh I wish I mean are we going to start nationalizing celebrities are we going to start fucking

I mean Brad Pitt's going to become property of the U.S. soon. They need him, but they need him on, you know, on their terms. And, uh, they can't have this, this, this fucking, this fucking, what move? She is, really? She's, like, a masad. I don't know. She's fucking, I mean, did you ever read the accusation against her, the Me Too accusation? With, with, what she fucking, her, she's, like, her friend got raped by her boyfriend, and she told her because she was too weak. Terrible. Terrible. I mean, I know she's Wonder Woman,

but she's leading off the imagine. Like, I don't know. I mean, we all have our skeletons, I guess. They need to get this in London. I need Clooney. They need Jim Carrey and a fucking council, entertainment council. They need to fucking reform a rat pack and get people. You know, what are, you think Bob Hope would be sitting around fucking, you know,

videotaping his balls and showing you? No, he'd be out there with the troops. Bob Hope was an American patriot. He'd be getting bombed in Illinois, bombed in fucking Tokyo. I don't know what era of Bob Hope was the 60s. He was probably around Hanoi or fucking De Gang. I mean, this is Vietnam references. Most of you were probably born after Vietnam.

I mean, I was born after Vietnam. But I liked watching the movies. And, you know, so I don't know what it's like. I mean, I'm not claiming I'm not claiming I could have done what Martin Sheen Apocalypse Now did killing the fucking innocent civilians just because I watched a movie. But, you know, I mean, I'm pretty. good you put me in any position in any situation i'm not saying i'm not some fucking pliable fucking creep i'm not some guy who's like yeah like i was just taking orders but i'm saying

is i can excel any in any situation so i'm not going to come up war crimes unless it build a hospital and maybe technically you know war crimes cover a large a large a swath of actions and you know maybe sometimes oh you commit a war crime to save a million people yeah didn't think about that did you didn't think about how all your red tape and all your fucking, you know, we couldn't bulldoze the Empire State Building because you didn't want to put a fucking hospital there. Why didn't you just fucking put a hospital

in the Empire State Building? Didn't have time. It's easier just to bulldoze the whole fucking thing, blow it up with thermite paint, to fly a plane into it. Are they going to fly a plane into the Empire State Building? Only if it helps them build a hospital. That's the point.

All right? Are we going to use what? So we got these tactics from the people who, you know, Al-Qaeda. We got these tactics from the CIA, and we're not going to use them now for the greater good. They taught us how to take planes down with buildings. I mean, with planes, buildings down with planes, both. Either way, take planes down with buildings, they build them to planes. We learned it all. The CIA-Al-Qaeda connection taught us how to deal with COVID-19. And sometimes, if you have to use the enemy's tactics, that's just guerrilla warfare. That's just, I mean, that's

just good soldiering and we're going to ignore that we're going to pretend like it's not a fucking viable plan just because bin laden did it just because you know the sea just george uh what's his name george romero who went to see a george tenant george or mrs that that was the guy made the zombie movies diet coke no more i don't have a two leader anymore um this is a can I wish was a two-leader. I mean, I've said many times I like the gas coming down into my, you know, just pressure on me.

That's not important at the moment. But it's true. Yeah, whoever has to get murdered to build a hospital, I say, that's just part of running a nation. It's part of, should these celebrities be nationalized? I mean, you know, Brad Pitt,

there should be a council of like Brad Pitt and Timmy's, you know, and Timothy Shalomay should be forced to entertain people in certain age brackets. And you go on Instagram or Tinder and you have to swipe. I mean, he's not going to fuck you, unless he wants to. This is not sexual slavery of celebrities. That's not what I'm advocating here.

But, you know, but they're going to give you a little bit of fantasy. They're going to let you imagine. How about you imagine what it's like for Timothy Sholome to fucking, you know, massage your beautiful dick or pussy? I don't know. I mean, I don't know if he's gay or not. I don't care. I don't care if you're gay or not. We're all people.

We all need to get off. Again, not forcing him to do that. To get all, you know, but like, but he can talk to you. He can swipe right and be like, how was your day? That's not sexual slavery, right? This is crisis time. And sometimes you've got to be a little more hands-on with the entertainment, right? You've got to be a little more personalized messages for the daughters and sons of Army

Corps of Engineers personnel. You know, Timothy Shalame has to fucking make nice with the daughter of some fucking guy running a hospital ship shooting people

in the middle of time square. That's his contribution, right? He lives in a nice house, I'm sure. He was in the little women. He was in the fucking movie with the Army Hammer guy.

I mean, you know, this is not, society only exists as long as it does, right? You talk about how this isn't fair, it isn't right? If society collapses, then none of these rules matter anyway.

Oh, it's not right. Says who? Well, it's not, hey, you know, fucking morals and ethics aren't fucking, everyone gets all uptight about this. Like, are morals relative, or the, or the objective, is there objective morality? Hey, how about this objective morality as long as someone's fucking got your, not fucking you in the mouth for COVID supplies?

Right? It only lasts as long as it does And we're doing fine But don't get in the way of the Army Corps of Engineers They're not taking prisoners They're going to drop you like a fucking hammer Army Hammer If Army Hammer tries to get involved

So my point is Let the Army Corps of Engineers Do their jobs Let them fucking, you know If they want to fucking stay in the Plaza Hotel They're going to stay in a Plaza fucking hotel Because they got the Navy SEALs with them now And they can, you know, focus on

What they need to focus on While the Navy SEALs take the concierge in the back and beat them with a fucking pipe. They'll beat him with a fucking pipe because you don't fuck with your army corps of engineers because they're friends of the Navy SEALs now and we're going to build fucking hospitals, all right? If they want to fucking take steakhouses

and turn them into their cafeteria, get them baked potatoes, all right? They're not fucking around. They're here to build hospitals and fuck up your life. In that order, if you cross them even once, if you stop them from saving one life they will fuck you in the mouth they're the Army Corps fucking engineers

all right I've done good authority they're heroes but they're also don't care if they they're the kind of heroes they don't care of their heroes which is more dangerous because they'll fuck the a hero Sally Sullenberger

will pretend he's some great guy I don't know what his personal life was but let's pretend he was a drunk I don't mean this I don't know if you was a drunk or not let's pretend he was Well, if he stops that plane, you know, he's going to pretend not, you know, oh, I wasn't a drinker. I just, I just, I just, I just saved the plane. Yeah, that whole shit, you get what I'm going with this.

These guys don't give a fuck. She's like, they'll be like, oh, I can fuck with this guy because he's a hero. And, you know, he's not going to look bad on TV. You cross him. You fucking come out of him and go, hey, Army Corps guy, you fucking killed my wife with your boat. He'll fucking come out of the, run to the crowd. He's standing next to Matt Lauer and Katie Kirk. And Matt Lauer's back.

It's just what, deal with it. So he fucking runs into the crowd and pulls you out, just beating you on, because he wants you on camera. He wants your children to see how fucking much of a cuck you are. And he's just beating you. These are the kind of guys we need. They're brutal men, all right?

Brutal men who build hospitals and save lives. They will fucking, oh, I wouldn't cross them if I were you. I wouldn't try and, like, you know, if they come into your sporting goods store, and they want all the basketballs just as they can play you know she can let their hair down at the end of the day

and play in Central Park or wherever give them the basketballs you should be given to them anyway let's be honest they deserve it but you want money you might get you know how much is a bullet word

you can pull it out of the back of your throat and that was your payment hopefully it covered the basketballs the cost of that bullet that you pulled out of your throat or your brain pull out your brain pull out your dick

you see how did they tip was there enough to cover the tip in that bullet that was lodging your dick hope so I'm saying watch you know watch your back don't cross them they're fucking heroes

they're fucking goddamn Americans but yeah celebrities should be I don't mean penned up I mean you know you put them in motels you take them around the country you put them in bubbles bubbles Blubbles. You put them in,

we call them blubbles. They're just bubbles. But, you know, it's a cute new term, but I just coined. And you fucking, like the Pope-Mobile. You cart Timothy Shalameh around

in a Pop-Mobile type scenario. And you just show him the people. Here is your fallen God. And it's Salome. He's not nude. He's not being, like, tortured. He's not being beaten. He's just there in a fucking,

in a windbreaker or whatever, waving at people. I'm, maybe I'm yelling, trying to amp the crowd without going, here's your falling God. You know, he told, he, he could, he had tests in his basement, didn't give him to you. Lying, I'm lying. But, you know, I want to see how far we can push people. And they probably will, because they like celebrities.

Look, celebrities have it pretty good. And they're not going to fucking, people are going to start murdering celebrities just because I fucking insinuate, they might have hoarded supplies or not. So my point is, you know, There's no reason we can't make it a little fair fight and, like, you know, fib a little bit and see, you know, maybe certain celebrities, you know, they go after. Maybe certain celebrities, they fucking tell them, hey, Norm from Cheers, George Went, you're out. We're going to use you.

We're going to string you up with the guillotine. These kids, the young kids love talking about guillotines on their fucking twitters. I'm going to guillotine the people from Golden Sachs and the politicians. And it's like, you're all tiny people. You know, I'm not a guy in his best shape, but I can lift, you know, I had a tweet. I think it's deleted because, you know, sometimes delete tweets if you don't do well. Because when we have a bunch of, a bunch of tweets, but it's not because you made some dumb comment.

You said, you get that through the fucking, it's not because of you. It's not because you won. There's one guy tweeted. Because I'm like, yeah, these kids, it was something the effect of, you know, these kids fucking talk about guillotine. and it's not one of them fucking lift up the blade. He's like, well, you don't know how guillotines work,

this one guy said. Yeah, you'll live the, what do you think the guillotine just stays up there? The blade? You got to pull it up with a rope and it locks with some kind of mechanism. And when you push the lever, it fucking falls. You're spoiled rich kids.

You think of geot? I have sick of this. Working class people know how to work a guillotine. They know it's not a fucking game. But these fucking kids, but the other one's running their mouth. The ones running their mouth Would be like, how does this work?

And they'd have to have some fucking, some fucking laborer Was I don't know, I'd be a laborer. I work in the warehouse. Only people who use the term laborer And think it's an insult to like rich kids. Oh, you're a laborer. Like, you know, did labor?

I did labor. That's a fucking scumbag who's never done labor. Everyone should do some labor. Feels good. Somebody's Shalames should fucking, you know, do some turn. not shaking we're not going to kill shaw me he's too big but george went yeah maybe we make george went farm in the in the in the covid the covid uh 19 desert of uh farming what does that mean

i'm talking about like the land someone's got to go out and farm the land i guess the farmers will mix them in with with celebrities defunct celebrities it won't be the gulog i'm talking about like something a little bit more restrained where maybe you know celebrities who aren't as popular as they used to be will fucking be forced to work the land it's good for morale your army corps of engineers wants it that way that's what they're going to get um if nothing else take away from this lesson that we're in good hands with your army corps of engineers because in this scenario good hands are brutal hands merciless hands the merciless hands of the merciless hands of the army corps of engineers will shine a light on some of us whoever survives this will be will survive

because of the Army Corps of Engineers. I'm not sure how many that will be. Maybe it'll be, I mean, let's just assume we were 300 million before. I'm not saying, you know, we're probably a little more than that. Let's say we were 300 million before. So it could be 285 million. Could be 299 million. I think there's a million people would be a lot.

Could be even less than that, right? It also could be 5 million. This could be way worse, is my point. I don't think it will be. Point is, whoever makes it, They make it via the largesse of the Army Corps of Engineers. They build upon that. Upon the, they build their hospitals and they build their makeshift,

the ships that bring you to the afterlife. What's going on now? Is it a cult? They're not Heaven's Gate. I don't worry. I'm melding the Army Corps of Engineers with a death cult, which that's only part of it. I'm sure there is a part of the Army Corps of Engineers. That's more like a Nazi era, like an asset.

I'm not saying the guys, they're not Nazis. They would fuck up Nazis. Nazis have no shot at them, all right? People who think Nazis are tough. Who do you think funded the Nazis? They're fucking Wall Street. All right? So like stop being afraid of that.

The United States built the Nazis and then they blew them up and everything in between. And then they got their friends out and they put them in NASA. And some of them they put in South America and they got them off, you know, Alan Della scottom out of the country for no reason just because they were buddies probably banged whores together it's a this is all pre-covid stuff though so let's not focus on that let's focus on the fact that the army corps of engineers if you if they weren't a they might have been around back then but not in their current incarnation because if you brought them against hitler's bunkers they were torn that shit apart and build a hospital right on garings children right on top

of his fucking dumb children they don't take down fuck around They will kill anyone who prevents them from saving lives. I mean, could you call it murder? If it's done to aid, I don't know. These are new rules. We're living in the new era of confusion. But yeah, George Wendt is pushing a rock like Sisyphus. Sisyphus, I couldn't have picked a less, lispy word.

George Wynne's Sisyphus. George Wals is a Siss. What? I'm a fucking morgue. on, but, uh, but, um, I said, so my, Sisyphus was the guy pushing the rock up the hill and Greek myth or whatever, I think. Sisyphus. George, George from Cheers and Sisyphus. Fucking scumbic, I could be shot, I actually be shot by the Army Corps of Engineers for all my transgressions. It's no good. Um, but yeah, so I'm glad to be back with you guys.

I think it was word. I think that was, it was good to come back with, with, with a, with a, with a, with a, the tale that no one else is willing to tell you of this elite group. I think, you know, celebrities should be, you know, thrown by the wayside they need to be, but we're not there yet. I mean, there's a lot of people getting this. Just, look, stay home. The people who are telling me on Instagram, all different, I'm sure there's profiteering going on.

I'm sure there's war profiteering going on. I don't know if this is the best time to talk about it. Especially because I can't verify your sources. I mean, you know, I mean, it's not like I'm a journalist. I'm sitting on fucking documents. But some people are sending me information. It's like, should I be repeating this? I don't even know.

It's crazy. Because the end of the day, yeah, people are going to profit of this. And we know, we know how bad this was fucked up. But, you know, was this planned? I mean, look, at the end of the day, you can't, if your own government wages war on you you kind of have to fight to pretend army anyway like even though 9-11 happened we had to do that measure if 9-11 happened and we didn't fight to pretend al-Qaeda thing which maybe look maybe al-Qaeda did do it you always have to

keep that in the back until we prove it you got always you got to keep one foot in either direction otherwise you lose all perspective but maybe you know but you know should we you've just allowed it to happen? I mean, then where are you? Then he's got punked by the whole world and don't look good, geopolitically. I don't know. I mean, again, that's not really my style to say usually,

but it's true to it. The point is, it's hard to find cheese, try the cheese. It's not an ad. It sounds like I'm leading to an ad read. It's not, but this week I got kind of sick Monday, not sick, but the Patreon got delayed probably a day or so,

partly because I was feeling terrible on Monday because I found, I found some cheese at the grocery store, nerve-wracking to go to the grocery store. Went Monday, having been out again in the house since, people don't seem to be observing, you know, their social distancing effectively. It just seems very chaotic and just bumping into you. But I got this cheese, it was Valvita. I thought it might have been just, you know, Velvita brand, regular cheese.

It seems like it is that shitty cheese. They put in their mac and cheese. And the mac and cheese is good. So we might try and put it on pasta, but it made me sick when I made a cassidia. And then I tried to get them to Target. They didn't have it. I tried to get some from a deli.

I found a deli it would deliver stuff. And the cheese turned out to be non-dairy soy cheese. So it's rough out there. It's tough. Some people are dying of COVID-19. That's also bad. You know, uh if i had to rank it i probably put mine lower status i'm not a crazy person um but yeah i'm also

i'm also you know paranoid and cracking uh you know i'm starting to you know i don't think i'm sick and if i get sick i'm not the healthiest guy so if i get sick i don't know where i fall i'm in my mid 30s um you know overweight um i mean i've had respiratory not big issues i've had, you know, bronchitis in the past couple of years. I don't know. I mean, I'm probably fine. I don't tend to die. I haven't, in my experience, I have not tended to die from things.

So if that's any comfort to all of you out there, good luck with that. But yeah, it's hard to get cheese. Thanks, guys. It's been great. Again, you can, you know, follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Ray Kump. My Patreon is available. It's a growing concern, as they would say. And you can get, you know, access to...

We did an episode last Sunday with my friend Derek, who drives a breadroot, not Long Island. We did one on Tuesday with Tim Dillon, which is a great hour-long... I mean, an hour-and-a-half episode, an hour-long conversation with Tim Dillon. There's multiple episodes of the Patreon up there. It's a growing thing. I'm planning to do more episodes. more, you know, a few times a week, perhaps, as they come along.

So definitely check that out. I hope you get through this fucking, a different perspective. I mean, am I the guy to come to for, you know, direct news? No, obviously not. But, I mean, who else is telling you about the exploits of the Army Corps of Engineers? They're just going, oh, a hospital ship, yeah, and not speculating wildly about it, which I think is a... What's the word?

Irresponsible. Is irresponsible not to speculate? at this point. So go on, you know, Patreon. You can find the link on my Twitter bio, or it's Patreon dash slash Raycump. I think, whatever. Point it.

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