Kump - 37 - Kump vs. The Vatican

Episode Date: March 28, 2020

Ray cuts through the confused collection of Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories, and shines a light on where the blame really lies.

Hello and welcome to Kump coming to you live from the ever rising epidemic outbreak in New York, New York, city exciting it's an exciting time to be alive it's exciting time to die i mean i could i could die in so many unflattering ways i could die just from a heart attack while eating a cheese steak not even a true philly cheese steak which i've never had i've never had a philly cheese a proper one and in reality is i've had cheese steaks right and i've had some shitty ones i'm had ones that you know these are pretty good i don't know i've never been to with genos or the other one i mean i just couldn't tell you i i don't know if i'll ever if i'll die not that's the thing it's like you know you've had pizza but have you had new york pizza now i'll tell you as a guy who grew up

in new york or on lond island and then live in new york now depends you know you may not make much difference you know you can get great pizza at a lot of places you get shitty pizza in New York now yeah I mean I'm sure to who knows it's also these stereotypes a lot of times go back 30 years what's it like now so I don't know if I've had a proper cheese steak and I might never will might never might die of some kind of you know that's that's just one thing so like you know but a point is that I would die eating a not philly cheesecake like a cheese steak from a diner just with a heart attack or I would fall down the stairs drunk or I would hit my head on a door jam I've told people multiple times multiple times about

see I worked at the morgue if you can't in case you didn't know that I used to work at a morgue as a photographer and one thing that struck me was just how resilient the human body can be and simultaneously how fragile it could be right so you know the kind of because this because you'd see people who'd like hit their head on a door jam like you know they're walking they live in a basement apartment maybe and they're running down the stairs and uh they hit their yeah i have done that before people do it all the time and this guy died from it got like something kind of contusion became a blood clot lodged up in his heart or something like that.

I mean, am I a doctor? Almost. I'm almost a doctor, but I'm not quite. So I can't really rule on his cause of death per se, but it was definitely that. And my point is, most people don't die from that,

but you could. But you could. I would. I haven't died yet. But I'd rather it be that, whatever that is. You know, stabbed by a hooker.

You know, just hit by a, bus. I mean, I, are they more exciting? Or it would be better to be part of a pandemic crowd? Remains to be seen.

Probably not going to die here. I have a destiny to die being clubbed to death with a hammer by a banker. I feel like in the uprising that will probably follow this whole pandemic where we find go the people go after these fucking white collar criminals and these moneyed families and these fucking aristocrats and these fucking that we'll all be like meleeing and we'll be storming golden sacks and we'll be fucking tearing down the fucking we got bulldozer maybe we commandeer that that navy hospital boat and we bulldoze the new york stock exchange with it but like i'll be one of like the fraction of people on our side who like just gets murked by a banker

because everyone likes to pretend like they're that like oh bankers are soft it's like yeah a lot of them are a lot of them are just alpha guys who you know it's not all bitches not all pussies you know some of them will fucking and one of them's going to hit me in a face of a hammer as we're like we're getting our righteous i mean it's one thing to be part of a a mob a mob mentality a mob strike against the rich and to be gunned down by the police or the military that's that's noble enough that's part of the game that's you know some it's like the psalm in world war one actually it's not because the psalm in world war one everyone died for no reason this kept setting wave after wave into the trench or out of the trenches

into the no man's land or whatever they called it and getting gunned down before they even got halfway towards the other side and like you know that's the song but the point so my you know in this case it's more like you'd be dying for a call you know But anytime you storm a fucking facility where it's just a mass of people storming an embassy or storming You know, you've seen it I mean, I don't know exactly how I ran

Went down in 79 But I believe it was some kind of storm I mean they climbed the walls But some people got shot I mean there was Marine Guards I'm sure they shot some people I mean sometimes they're worried To like start a big international incident

By shooting the people But you're storming up country technically The weird thing about Our world is that you know you can just create a little, you know, America, oh, it's like 3,000 miles that way, but also this is, it's a little fucking, however big, this is a little campus. This little, mini college campus is also America. Point is they shot people.

And I'd be the guy, I wouldn't be the guy shot by the cops, though. I'd be clubbed to death by a Wall Street banker. I would just be like, you know, some guy with, like, red suspenders and, like, a striped dress shirt. And, like, there's, like, he had, there was, like, white collars. those collars that aren't part of the shirt where do you get those you don't have them at the the caraco suits that I go to at least the Italian guy who sells me the suit won't you know won't show me never offers them I don't I don't think Caraco has those kind of shirts maybe they do maybe they probably have ones that are like look like that but there's still one

shirt you need a separate collar and separate sleeves and they don't have buttons the cuff links are there because you don't have buttons, right? I read a book about habadashiness years ago. I started wearing blazers that I bought the thrift store with the Salvation. Not a fucking Brooklyn thrift store and a Long Island thrift store. Like the size of fucking a cow doors, well, that's not, that's an old reference, but they're size of a supermarket, basically. They're big.

And there's aisle after aisle of probably bedbugs, though. I've never had bedbugs, though. And I would buy from these stores. And I'd buy the old, a mustard blazer or a burgundy blazer. I'd wear them when I went to go photograph of weddings in Sweet 16s, which was fun because I wasn't the one booking the client usually. My DJ boss was, and he was, you know, he was doing. He had a nice house, a nice area, and he had, like, a porch.

And people would come, and he had like a fireplace, and people would sit for hours with these people. I had no patience for this. I would be strung out and out of all in the basement fucking, you know, trying to edit pictures, but then, you know, just fucking jerking off probably, who knows? Just fucking not getting, I didn't have to focus at the time. But he would book him. So I'd show up and they'd be like, he's like, oh, this guy's great. I was good. I was a good photographer. Very skilled. And it was a little abrasive. But, you know, for the good of the picture. Because, you know, you don't, I've seen plenty of people look

it's a bunch of Yahoo it's a bunch of cowboys I've seen plenty of them try to take a picture pretend to be a photographer at my point and I think you show you a picture and it's like this guy's got red eye red eye in a professional photo but also even if he wasn't a red eye

he's looking the other way it doesn't matter the point is I'm wearing these blazers I was wearing this shit um I show up and I'm just you know in a fucking mustard blazer

but also like some Walmart black pants and shirt. Yeah, I mean, you spend a lot of money in this party? Probably not. I know what they spend. It wasn't that much. So, whatever, I'm not going to feel too bad. And I gave them good pictures.

Maybe a few months later than they wanted them. It took a while to get your pictures. But they were good. They were really, they were much better than you paid for. So the customer experience wasn't the best. But I gave a good product. It's what it is. You know, because I regret it.

Yeah, I regret that in the middle of, in the middle of a pandemic i regret i'm sorry mr jones mr mr clowalski that it took an extra month get your dumb daughter her sweet she couldn't put him on his facebook i'm gonna die in a corona fat accident but i'm sorry i regret that time to time to make amends so The point is, it's rising. We're up to, like, I don't think it's 50K yet in New York or the Tri-State area, but it's like 45, 47, I think. We got, uh, 1,500 deaths or something.

It's getting, it's not at the apex yet. We're not quite there. It's going to be a couple weeks, so pretty far, actually. I mean, in the grand scheme, we might become mole people. So in the grand scheme of timeline, yeah, it's pretty quick. But, you know, it feels like forever. So we're going to have a lot more people to die. And it is what it is.

I'm not panicking people. I don't know what your people are doing out there. You're playing soccer. You're hanging out at parks. I mean, you're morons. Clearly. I mean, that's fine. This is why I don't understand this clamor for, I mean, like the only argument for health care.

Really, I mean, there should be. Don't be wrong. I'm a Bernie guy. I love Bernie. give people the health care sure I'm for it but then you look at the people and it's not is it all the people no it's enough of them and it's just

we're we're as a people not that smart it has something to do with the brainwashing probably it's something to do with the fucking fact that we like we're the yahoos that left Europe or wherever I mean for the whites I mean black people often are slaves I'm not going to give you

the burden of this and you know the people of the tribes of Native... They don't like Native American. I don't know what's the right thing to say. Native American isn't right anymore. The tribe... People have that was in the tribe.

I don't know. You know who I'm talking about. It wasn't your fault either. They're probably going, like, yeah, we went through this ourselves a couple hundred or four hundred. I don't know when the genocide of disease happened with them,

but they got wiped out pretty hard. Way more than this. I mean, I think 95% of them, Got wiped out in the first 50 years or 100 years after we first Europeans landed here. So bad, bad news. Just from our viruses and shit. I don't know if it was the plague or smallpox. I think a lot of it was smallpox, right?

Anyway. They cured smallpox. I guess a lot of people had an immunity at that point. Did they cure it in this century? I guess I don't know. I'm not a virologist. I don't know. The point is, what was the point?

it's getting it's getting bad it is what it is oh yeah because we yahoos we yahus who came here and uh we're also brainwashed um probably starting in around the early 20th century like hardcore brainwashing

and I mean you know by like just giving them radio and then TV and like fucking sugar and fat and then the propaganda industry the public relations industry and we just cowtowing to it and then World War II and then we like that we

Like, and they have this whole, like, hey, we're going to, you know, create this myth of American exceptionalism and all just ate it up like idiots. Instead of just being like, fuck you, we're just, this is my land. You know, I'm going to shoot the tax. We used to be a country that would shoot the tax man. What happened to that? I mean, everyone hates the people who were like, fucking not paying their taxes. And I get it. They're rich and they should.

And they're making corporate welfare off of it. So, you know, I get it. But the instinct to not pay taxes. is American. It's aggressive. I mean, it's probably not the most conducive to a nice society. But, you know, that's how we were raised. We weren't raised that way,

but our country was raised that way. We're a country of just selfish Yahoo's. And that's what made it. If there was American exceptionalism, it was that. It was a guy like Andrew Jackson, just going after the Central Bank. I'm not sure if he didn't feel of the right reasons. don't know there was the first central bank of the first i think the bank of the united states i think it was

called um that was started by and alexander hamilton and that lasted give or take 20 years i just went insolvent um i think i can't i think it was just insolvency i don't think there was a i mean i've been some pressure of like why we support in this bank it's not doing well i forget the exact then uh another one started around 18 i'm a guess 1820s and it was the second bank of the United States Central Bank basically I mean I'm not I'm not sure what made it not a central bank I think it was I think they just considered central bank

and that lasted a couple decades I think Andrew Jackson went after it but I don't know if he did it for like libertarian hard money reasons I think he just didn't like either bankers or old Jews he was anti-Semitic or something like he was a crazy genocidal maniac yes he fought the banks i don't know we should we should lionize him it's like it's it's like if you like went into the bank as a school shooter like we wouldn't give we wouldn't give like that guy credit for like shooting up golden sacks i mean some of you would and that's the problem

this he's fucking armchair socialists armchair bolsheviks who think you know like to talk shit like where's your gun who are you fighting you know if you look if these socialist kids if these real, I don't mean people who like Bernie or people who like AOC. I'm talking about the ones I mentioned last week with the guillotine talk and the fucking, and the unabashed, they're actually Soviet or Leninists at least.

It's still Soviet, right? Yeah. I mean, yeah, Stalinism is, but they were Soviet, whatever. Maybe Stalin, who knows how to distinguish it? Point is, you're not putting no one in a guillotine. you were a bunch of fucking long island italian maniacs of you know with quote unquote guinea keys what's the real haynes calls him a shirt but they call them guinea t's and uh or wife

beaters if you're weren't if those guys are just fat they got hoagies and they're just fucking talking about putting you know running over uh the head of Goldman sacks with their fucking with their with their with their firebird or their charger you know put them on my I'm not going to do an Italian accent, but, you know, you get the idea. There's a bunch of drunk, like Fat Nick, that racist guy who beat up the black guy who would kill him or beat him at half a death if he was breaking through his car. Yeah, if they were socialists, sure. If they were Leninist, I go, oh, you got, all right, you know, this is, this is a counterpoint to the American narrative. This is something that like, hey, if we don't, you know, figure shit out, we're not.

If you bankers and you fucking aristocrats, you have plutocrats, you have politicians, don't, you know, shore up society a bit and get people health care. You got fat Nick is going to fucking, you know, he's going to give you some health care in the head. You know, I understand that threat. That'd be like, oh, yeah, these guys are, these are brusers. But the people I see couldn't even lift a baseball bat to hit the fucking head of Goldman Sachs in the head. They just don't have it in them. They're not, these aren't ferocious people.

I would just, if they came at me, I would grab them by the face and just put their head into a wall. Like, I have no doubt, I mean, I'm not a fit guy, but I'm power, I have enough power. Yeah, I'm not going to fight a UFC guy, but when these kids, I'll fucking tear them apart. And I'm not the guy fighting them. They're fighting, like, you know, Navy SEALs and the Army Corps of Engineers. What are you talking about? Shut up with the guillotine talk. Anyway, that's the point, is that we're, uh, corrupt.

people, and the people who aren't corrupt are pretty weak. And that's the dynamic that they've established. It's like Hannity and Combs on Fox News. It's, you know, they would have, Hannity was, and I look, everyone likes to think they could tear apart Hannity. I feel like a tear apart, not physically.

Probably could, but I'm talking about, like, you know, in the debate. And it's possible I could. But he's not given, but he has gravitas. And he's more, he's better than you think at this. And also, it's his show. right like he's got the dynamic of you know that's turning your mic off and they fuck around with you what the point is so he's not he's not fucking Winston Churchill but he's you know a guy and his show

I mean not anymore but it was originally Hannity and Combs and Combs was like this guy who was on a respirator he was the liberal guy and there's just some guy who was like literally dying of anemia uh just going can well please just not kill babies and Hannity would just start hitting him hitting him in the ass who just started fucking hit a spike like one of those things

you hit logs in the fire with with that poker it's just poker him in the dick he's just trying to shove this big spike into Combs' dick little dick hole

and it was embarrassing and that's the dynamic of these like fucking guillotine socialists with you know the Army Corps of Engineers anyone who works at Goldman Sachs I mean it's a tough aggressive competitive job

most of these people Well, I know some of them. They couldn't hold a real job to save their own. I mean, look, I'm not saying all people who don't have jobs are weak. But these people are weak. Trust me. You know, I'm not making blanket statements. I'm making informed statements about the weakness of the...

They're just not... They're not who you want to throw down. You don't want them having your back in a fight. You're going to end up just sucking their dick just to impress the fucking, you know, warlord that's trying to kill you all. Like, I'll suck this weak guy's dick, and then... Because he can't suck your dick. His mouth's broken already.

because he fucking fell. You know, he tripped over a rock trying to run away and he's got no mount anymore. It's like I suck his dick to impress a warlord. It's just a terrible situation. Moving on from... Here's the thing. A lot of you guys

give me shit sometimes about conspiracy... Call me a liberal. S.J.W. Ray for the old school fans. Because I don't always jump in to every fucking conspiracy. right away because i'm a goddamn professional all right you guys are just out there talking about freedoms you're losing or like the chinese made this virus or like this is a population control nonsense nonsense all right that doesn't make any sense there's no where's the play

where's the hook where's the game there isn't one Until this week. We're all kind of batting down the hatches, right? We're all, not all of us, but most of us are staying inside. We're doing the right thing. We're trying to do the right thing. We're all getting used to being quarantined. And what does Trump finally do?

Because Trump is, you know, he turned around a little bit, right? He's calling his virus a hoax a month ago. He's lying his ass all every other day, you know, downplaying it. Didn't order enough testing. I mean, it's criminal shit. Criminal shit. But then he had a good few days. He invokes the Defense Production Act,

where he passes it at least, signs it. I don't know how it works. I know he's not using it, but he passed it. And Elon Omar is even going, Trump's doing a good job. We got credit we're credit to do. I mean, unprecedented that Elon Omar would like, and I'm not saying she believed it,

but like he was doing the moves where the other side has to at least give him credit you go because you can't like that's good politics when you get someone in a corner where you go hey i'm curing baby cancer wait are you against curing baby cancer and they have to be like that's not a trump impression that's just a weird thing are you against cure are you against curing baby cancer with your dick and they have to go no i guess that's you're curing baby cancer like you put him in a corner right it's good move i mean he's not he's a political But not in that level, usually. Usually his political genius is just like bringing rape victims onto a stage and I have a debate.

And you're going like, your husband raped these women. Case closed. And it was like, it was pretty smart. Um, and he had some other, you know, he talked about, you know, the stimulus, which is now not particularly geared towards people. But we thought people would get more. It seemed like they were going to do more for the people. Uh, maybe you people would rent freeze, at least in New York City. I don't seem to give a shit.

The point is, people are starting to turn around. I think he's, I think his approval, excuse, it's always going to be at least one. These approval ratings were, you know, pretty high relatively. And he was doing good politics, let's just say. And then he comes out this week saying that his economy can't, you know, the cure can't be worse than the disease. and that we need to get the American people out of their house by Easter, which is like three weeks away.

Which, you know, flies in the face of every scientist. It goes, I mean, you just got, I mean, there were a few holdouts, sure, but you just got most people to get on board with how serious this is. And now you just kind of do a complete 180 with no backing, even even a mixed signals and no one really understands why it just seems it seems crazy seems it seems that left field i'll tell you why i'll tell you here's the game here's the hook here's the angle they got a cure you're going to cure this thing on easter you're going to put it in the holy water they're going to put it in the crackers they're going to put it on the priest dick make you

suck it off this is engineered, not by the U.S. government, not by China, by the Vatican. They know. They know there's not an indefinite. Look, how much longer were the people going to put up with children being raped by priests? 10 years, 20 years, 50 years, maybe 100? At best, they have 100 years of still being allowed to fuck children in the ass inside of a church and no one really holding them to account for it.

Yeah, they're like, when they're 75, maybe they get indicted. But they're allowed to spend decades fucking kids. But that can only last another century at this rate. So the Pope, they got this Pope in, right? This Pope doesn't seem like he fucks kids. He doesn't even like touching people. It was all people. He smacked an old lady.

We talked about this a few weeks ago. He smacked a woman who grabbed him. He shouldn't grab, I mean, would you grab the president? he's not going to cure you. Have you seen Mother Teresa? She's a saint. She didn't cure those people. She fucking just held their hand while they died.

Why do you think the Pope's going to cure your arthritis, you dumb idiot? But, you know, he smacks people. He's a little testy. So they get this guy, this guy who seems like a man of the people. Excuse me to annoy this. Look, it's my Diet Coke break. Ah, yeah. Back in the bottle.

No more can. Get that pressure in your chest. That chest pressure. You feel like you're dying for a minute. And you get that gas bubble and just... I'm alive. It's the only way I know I'm alive anymore. So the point is they get this guy who's not particularly...

Like the old Pope just seemed like he was the Don. Like the fucking... Like some Mafia Don who was just in charge of, like, the Las Vegas of kids fucking. He just had the creepy... He's a creepy vibe He's a creepy jowls This guy

Yeah, he's an old guy No one wants to fuck this guy But he talks about Like gay, gay people are okay And You know, we should do more for the poor I mean, what's he actually done? What's he actually achieved

And accomplished? I don't know. I mean, I think it's like, Hey, gay people shouldn't be stoned to death But they won't go to heaven It's probably his stance If you look into it deep enough But that's enough

to freak the fuck out. Catholics, trust me, I have to talk to him and my family. They don't like him. They think he's a fucking crook or a... He's out to steal the afterlife from Catholic.

I don't know. I don't know what has... It's all magic. I don't know. I don't know what... He's going to steal your wizard wand. Anyway. Excuse, a little gas from the...

Sometimes the Diet Coke gas comes back up. That's just the nature much like a conspiracy, sometimes, you know, Howard Hunt on his deathbed says a few things and no one seems to care, so it doesn't matter. And no one cares that they burp a little from my Diet Coke. Apropos. Point is, they know they got to get their house in order a bit.

So I'm, look, Italy is the epicenter. I mean, yeah, China at first, but they got, they got missionaries in China. I don't know how many Catholics there are in China. there's probably millions. There's so many people in China that, like, even though most people aren't in China, let's Google this. How many Chinese Catholics?

I mean, you would think the communist government wouldn't allow it. But they have Muslims, right? The, we, it's something with a W, I forget the name, but they're all putting it in re-education camps. I don't know what I do to the Catholics. How many Catholics are in China? Answer me. What?

Jesus. The Pew Center estimates in 2011 there were 9 million Catholics on the mainland. 5.7 million of whom are affiliated with the C. I don't know what the CPA is. Point is, that's more than your thoughts. So there was 9 million, 10 million, almost. 10 million people in China. They got a network.

They can fucking make things happen. There's 10 million Catholics in the middle of this fucking, and I don't mean this in a way of like, you know, I was just like godless. I mean, I think they are like an atheist. The government is like an officially atheist, right? Communism doesn't really go along. I don't know the relationship of religion to communism in China.

I don't want to speak out of school here. But I don't think they embrace Jesus on a national level. I mean, 10 million, I have, you know, 1.7 billion ain't much. So, I don't know. The point is the Catholic Church easily could have gotten to Wuhan, getting this virus out. and then it leaks all over Italy. No one's going to, who's going to Italy now? What's going on in the Vatican right now?

No one's in the Vatican. Who's in the Vatican besides the Pope and this gaggle of kids and some cardinals who were, you know, doing a bunch of butt stuff or that's cliche. A bunch of, they're just pouring Eucharist wafers into each other's. They're like cutting holes in you. They're cutting those holes like that Jesus had when he fucking like made the apostles put his

their hands in his wound um oh we talk about this the other week of two ago the launch us lance right the wound from the lance that's the thing like later on and then one of the part of the gospel whatever he makes the fucking the apostles who don't believe him maybe maybe doubt in thomas i don't remember

he goes here come here come here come here come he fucking shoves his hand inside of him kind of a weird move but you know you need that to prove you're a lot I've ever had to prove my status as a living person

I've never had to shove another man's hand inside me but you know in some cultures that might be endearing that might be you know how you show respect is by you know

grabbing a man's hand and shoving him shoving up your ass like forcibly fisting yourself with a man's hand I mean you know I've heard in Dallas that's a big thing

I've heard in Kentucky Staten Island Long Island not all of Long Island But you know Where I grew up was it was common Felt common to me Point is Point is

That's what the Cardinals is doing That's what the Cardinals are doing to each other Right there's fisting each other In their wounds And But yeah no one's in the Vatican no one knows what they're doing they're plodding they're scheming they're setting up fucking new orgy centers around the world they're re this is all because what's going to happen

they're gonna you're gonna go church if you're catholic on easter right it's been it's been coordinated with Trump and it's fucking you're gonna dip your hand in his holy water and it's gonna fucking vaccinate you or so or do you need this host and it's gonna have a vaccine I mean is that how vaccines work sure no but sure I don't know they'll figure it out Because the whole point, they made it, they'll figure how to cure it. And no one's going to say dick about them with the kids anymore. They're going to be in their ivory tower. St. Peter's.

Why can I, there's no rhyme or reason to the words. I mean, I think they have ours in them. St. Peters, Pacifica. Jesus. So much to shoot me just for that. That's how I want to die. Being shot in the mouth, because when I say St. he's just so enraging to a man with a gun and he just like a cop just shoots me in the street

because i ask him you know what st pages miscellica is and he just shoots me in the mouth like one of the shots that goes right into the back of my throat and bullet lodges in my throat and i'm just trying to cough a bullet up like a 22 i mean cops don't carry 28 is this is this throw-down pistol it's some old-school cop of a throw-down pistol on his ankle which is a 22 and uh just shoots me with that and lodges in my back and it feels like i'm dying i'm bleeding internally but it feels like i could cough it up and i can't it's a small bullet i used to shoot 22s and boy scouts there are small bullets very small with rifles not with handguns that been great just gave us 22 handguns was like fucking running around like little mob kids but yeah i mean that's the

that's the conspiracy i get down with is that the Vatican is behind this and it jails with every other conspiracy that we've ever discussed because what's the epicenter of it again shoot me in the mouth at per center this show should just be me reading from a dictionary with a fucking gun to my head and it lasts as long as I last that would be great I mean that look what's Brad Pitt doing for you what's the guy what's Timothy Shalame doing for you that would be entertainment monetize me Make me, you know, put money in my ass and a gun to my head. What are we doing here?

I have talents that will work in the new wasteland of America. You can't just, you know, show people a rom-com anymore. You need people to be rooting for me to die. That is the new America. Come on. I'm a charming enough figure that people won't be like, it'll take them a while. right it's a slow burn well you show them the guy

with the who is that guy Martin Shrekly or Shckley how you say he says I don't know the guy who was like jukeing up the price of EpiPens I think it was or some of the drug and uh everyone hates that guy

immediately just shoot him me it's gonna take a little time they're not gonna like me at first but you show me reading a pamphlet it's a strange show who is this guy And I'm a little effusive and I'm charming. And I'm like, yeah, this is great.

And people kind of like me. But as they hear me saying, our words, gradually, they'll want me to die. Because at first, they'll always be a gun to my head. But they'll be like, why is there a gun to his head? I mean, he's a little, he's fat. He's a little weird looking beyond the fatness. And why is he always wearing a hat? Because I have great hair, that's why.

He's always wearing the same shirt. but it doesn't feel like he should be murdered for that that's day one that's episode one but by episode seven at least half the people are like they'll have vote voting you text you know and there'll be a scale and I don't know there'll be algorithms

I'm not saying it's not you can't just you know buy a bunch of cell phone don't think you can juke the system right just give me a fair execution if it happens and there'll be algorithm and you're not gonna bot your way to killing me

No bots. We're going to figure out a way to get rid of bots before we start this show. Because I'm not going to be killed by a bot. But I will be killed by the will of the people. I'll be murdered by the will of the people righteously. And my brains will fall. And they'll have some kind of nice, a canvas on the left side of my head. The guns are the right side.

The canvas is on the left side. And then the brain splatter or spatter is it, the blood spatter, as they call it. It's called spatter. Even though it splatters, they call it spatter. I mean, I don't even know how these words originate. Point is, that'll be worth something. I think, oh, that's when Ray Kump is murdered. That's the blood spatter.

It's literally the blood. It's great. Point is, shove some money in my ass. Is that the Catholic Church gets back in the good graces because they cured everyone in coronavirus of COVID-19. And that what you, some priest is going to make you, you know, suck the vaccine.

seen off his dick now uh it would seem strange about this is the thing this is how it works you people just want to jump in immediately was 9-11 faked yeah probably yes like keep it in a flux what are you going to do about it what am i going to do about it i mean it informs our view of the world right but like unless you're starting an army and no no shooters no lone shooters fuck you not doing anything all you doing is just agitate you're hurting people murdering people

you agitating people that's not the move that's not the move Oswald was fake Sirhan Sirhan was a Manchurian candidate Mark David Chapman just hated the Beatles none of this stuff is like you know it's not how you make change but if you had an army sure

like an army like started I think of Blackwater is different than, like, look, not a racist army, not the clan. You Yahoo's who like fucking, again, I'll talk about this again. You fucking, these militias who, like, defend racist statues. Because you think of anything more useless, even if you were racist. Like, the Taliban, uh, they're bad, but they also provide, sir, I mean, let's go Hezbollah, right? Was it a Hezbollah or Hamas? Hamas?

Yeah, they were a terrorist outfit. Now, you say to freedom fighters, and I say to you, yeah, hey, that's just, that's the thing. And it's not always the case. I mean, there's never terror. I mean, the clan was, that's a problem calling the clan terrorists. It's not that they're any better than terrorists, and they are terrorizing people. But it's just feels different. It feels like they're just evil, racist.

Like, I feel worse than terrorists. Like, terrorists, I don't always put in, like, the worst category. Because, like, yeah, they got, do I agree with killing civilians? No. But, like, it's just like, what are we doing with our army? We're killing, we're not killing civilians? Come on.

Come on. So my point, but in the clan, you're like, all right, they're shooting, this is race, this is bad. This is real bad. I don't like it. So, whatever. The point is, though,

I'm talking about those things. So Hamas, they provide services, right? They provide, um, aid and fun, you know, whatever, like food. Make a little shit pipe. were a pipe or plumbing I don't know

They did stuff And they ingratiate And they get in They do And they accomplish And they do rockets Well they did I mean I don't know

With Hamas is still Israel still calls them terrorists I don't they are Where that point is You know But use Yahoo's like These fucking Militians in America

What are they doing They just They just want to defend racism Why does the only time People pick up a gun It's for racist reasons besides the cops and the military but those are also racist been in a different way i'm saying why can't people get motivated just to lower the taxes or the fucking uh hey get some health care

why can i get health care or like you know like why can't militia just like you know try to close a loophole a tax loophole so like that fucking some corporation can't like offshore into the caymans or wherever or Delaware Delaware is a very common domestic tax haven because i think at least for a while there was no income tax or corporate tax or something we're not a book about offshoreing it was one Delaware a lot of corporations are actually what's the word incorporated in Delaware

fun fact you know the corporate offices so point is these militias how's we get into militias because we were talking about the church I don't know but the point is you know these priests are going to give you the cure

to Corona. Oh, right. Because it was 9-11 fake. Yeah, what are you going to do about it? No. So my point is, you know, you don't have to, like, lock everything down the first week. The people who were clamoring about thermite paint

on September 12th, 2001, like, shut up. Like, people, can we, can we give me? We'll figure out who did this, can we get this fucking guy out of the fucking me, Giuliani's trying to fucking, you know, not get people out of the rubble so we can get the gold out of underbuilding seven, I think it was.

It was a gold under building seven. They got that before they got the people, which I get, like, if you're going to be, if you're going to be, like a cynical dick leader, yeah, I get it. It's fucked up. It's a weird move. If I get it, I get what you're doing. You're a bad guy. Point is, um, yeah, you don't need to have a fucking lockdown pattern here.

You don't need to, like, know exactly what the reason, like, why don't they, why wouldn't they not infect kids with the disease if they want to, if they want to put the vaccine in their mouth and, like, suck the kids off? Like, because, look, the Catholic Church is crazy evil, and they would do that. And, like, I can't tell you why. We'll figure out why. We'll see the pattern as it develops. But I'm saying now is, look sketchy, right? Why Easter? It's a very Catholic thing.

The Protestant celebrate Easter? I'm not sure. Because there is no rationale. Like, oh, Easter, like, what is he? He comes back from the dead. He comes back from... Maybe they'll resurrect these. No, that'd be too much.

That would be fun, though, if, like, they resurrected all the kids that they murdered. That would be a fun Easter treat. Like, hey, we murdered these kids because they were going to rat on us for fucking them. But now here they are, and they're brainwashed and they're bottom eyes. You know, it's not going to be, it's all going to be smoke and mirror, right?

They haven't developed the ability to, like, they probably just, like, shoved, like, you know, some kind of chemical chlorox into their fucking brainstem. And they've been, like, fucking, they're like, Terry Shybo now. The Catholic Church fucks kids. Unequivocally. Every priest you know, it's like six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but, like, three degrees, and everyone's Kevin Bacon.

It's just bad. But they're going to try to rebrand on Easter by curing. Is it COVID-19? I think COVID-19 is a disease and coronavirus is a novel. There's a lot of coronaviruses. This is a novel one. I don't know. I never heard, we never heard coronavirus before this.

Is the flu or is influenza a coronavirus? I mean, is fucking, is swine flu a coronavirus? Like, that people love to get smug about this. And I guarantee you They're idiots People are getting smug People are going like Actually it's this

Shut the fuck up Shut your fucking filth mouth You Twitter idiot Fucking you're gonna smug I'm not saying say Chinese flu Like an asshole Like oh it's a coronavirus I will fucking

Get fisted on live television If you say that again For money I'll come to my house I'll come to your house And I'll fucking put a bullet in my ass how about that how about that

why don't you focus on what's really happening the Catholic church now here's a fucking thing it's a good chance that they won't it won't work that they'll fucking I didn't talk conspiracies go too it's like it's always

that's always this fun thing about this is like anytime try to predict the conspiracy well they put it into the water but they didn't realize that like the strain had mutated and so they couldn't And, you know, they could no longer cure it with their dicks. But, like, there's always an answer, right?

But I'm saying, look, that's, this is, this is what you wait for. You wait for something real. You wait for something that makes some kind of sense. Because, like, why would they want us all put in our homes? Like, if they want us all in our homes, then we don't really serve a purpose. If you're really going to, like, I am not saying that they wouldn't use this opportunity to, like, take rights away from us. I mean, they don't need to wait for a. pandemic they did you know 9-11 was a much smaller scale thing and they got the

patriarch through and subsequent versions and subsequent things yeah look it ain't great it's never great and uh yeah anytime there's a bipartisan approval for anything it's bad you know Iraq war Patriac it's all bad news my lot of this stuff you don't even hear about because it's just fucking you know it flies under the radar and if it fails the first time it passes the second time when no one's looking like a Federal Reserve at, back in 1917? 14 or 17? One of those two.

I think it was 17. The point is it failed the first time, and then they fucking came in like all Christmas Eve or some shit when everyone wasn't there. And they just passed it through under a different name. It was great. So the point is they're going to pass some bad shit and they're going to lock more of her.

But what would be the point of like just making it stay indefinitely in our homes? That's my, I've always been of the, opinion that when you start when you start looking at conspiracy what we call conspiracy most times just reality I mean if you're an Alex Jones fan

and look the guy's most talented guy in the world seriously like he's great but you know it casts a very wide net which is you know I'm not my style I'm a wide net conspiracy guy right try to look at you know try to say grounded in the facts because there's enough there's enough there

There's so much there. I mean, within that is a network of fucking, you know, rich pedophiles and an intelligence agency that uses, you know, blackbells them with, you know, and with the mafia and they killed Kennedy. Like, all this stuff's in there. You don't need, like, this weird cacophony of, like, you know, the thermite paint and the fucking the chips and the fucking this and the fucking this weird. I mean, you know, I'm just saying, like, stay focused on what you got. Like, don't, don't, don't try to be, this isn't, like, in grade school with a band. I remember when we got into music and, like, grade school, and I was a group of friends and, like, and I tried to, like, everyone, like, you know, I guess we were into Green Day at the time, and then it was rancid, and it was fucking, the Toadies were cool. And then, uh, I wanted to have a band that I found introduced people to, and then they got Spacehog.

I like Spacehog. that once only That album wasn't bad But yeah You hear it on the radio It's like you know Bambudum I don't know

In the meantime Like It's not the greatest thing But I forced it And that's what you're doing sometimes You're forcing A conspiracy where Not even where it doesn't belong

The wrong one Stop trying to get credit for being the first one To Believe horse shit this is real the catholic church did all of this i mean it's not the worst thing they've done by far if they if they've done it which they have in my opinion can they sue me i mean probably just have me killed

but i'm a goddamn i was an altar boy i'm a catholic altar boy i was the altar boy for years it wasn't fucked but you know doesn't surprise i mean i'm not one of these guys who goes hey no one fucked me didn't happen like no It's like, there's an evidence here. Like, you know, this isn't the white wall of silence. And I say white because, you know, we wore those,

I wore those white garments. It wasn't a white race thing for the, like the blue wall of silence. There's not the older wall of silence. Point is the Catholic Church will blunder this, but they're probably behind it. You don't get credit for, like, trying to claim that, like, you know, I've never understood what's the fucking thing. what's the goddamn angle?

Like, we don't serve a purpose if we're just staying in our house. Like, why wouldn't they just kill us? I have no problem believing that they would just depopulate the earth at some point. Like, I don't think they're better than that. I'm not like a fucking half-measured conspiracy guy. But you try to empathize with these people, like, all right, if they do run this in these networks, which they do seem to do by a cacophony of evidence. How many times were I said cacophony, too many times?

A lot of evidence. And what's the angle here? Why are they doing... You try to figure out, if they do this, why do they do this? I mean, so much of it happens to be pedophilia, it seems like, which is bizarre. The most crazy... It's crazy how much of it revolves around that. Like, their sex life is their whole life.

Even if you accept it pedophilia, it's like... If a politician was this much of a pussy hound... You wouldn't tolerate it. You go, like, I mean, Kennedy was fucking people, but, like, women, but, like, I don't think this. These people just seem to be, like, obsessed with sex. And on top of that, it's pedophilia, which is the worst. But, like, even if it wasn't pedophilia, it'd be, like, put your pants on. I mean, for real.

Like, you have to get, quote, unquote, laid every, because I say, you know, it's rape, it's child rape. But, like, if that's your thing, why does that have to be so goddamn often? can't you relax i spent years not fucking relax and also don't fuck kids but like even i mean there's no way to phrase this without sounding but like you know if like at the very least could you fuck less jesus so that's what's thing so much it was united by that

but yeah the catholic church again another situation where it's just you know the pedophilia is running the cart leading the horse so you heard it here first probably i haven't heard anywhere else and honestly you heard the best version of it if someone else is talking about the catholic church doing it's probably some bullshit about there probably some protestant who like just hates the catholic church and it's like you're not better than them you still believe this bullshit i don't get i don't understand i don't get the instinct to be like oh

these guys are fuller shit they're like they're trying like because the whole martin luther thing how do you go oh god God, how do you? If you're not familiar with Martin Luther, basically the main idea, I mean, I'm probably that familiar either to a Luther expert. But he was a, I guess,

a Catholic priest or a monk, somewhere in Germany. And there was the issue of, I mean, he was getting fed up with the corruption. They cite, at least in the school history that I read. I mean, I should probably read a full biography of the guy, but there was a plenetary,

the plenary indulgences. The point is, you could pay. If you were rich, you could pay to get into heaven. You could pay to, you know, get dispensations. And, you know, and he's like, this is bullshit. It's corrupt. This can't be God's thing. Yeah, I'm sure.

I get that. Like, this church is so corrupt. And he, he hammered his 99 Theses, theories or whatever they call him, but theses onto the door of the church. And I guess it eventually started his own. I'm not sure when he started his own church. But my point is, so you realize you've devoted your life

To a weird, corrupt organization He probably knew they were a fucking kid They don't mention that in the school The school text that we read But he probably also saw him fucking kids Let's be honest, that's probably what Martin Luther Got really pissed about It's like, you're making people buy their way into heaven

That's bad But also can you stop fucking that child? What is it? We're not a part of Here's the weird thing though You didn't go, oh, maybe this is all fake maybe this is all a weird dark society that we've hooked with people into and we're just doing all this awful shit and this is all a scam no it's like oh you guys are corrupt but this wizard you know blood into wine shove your fist me with your hand to prove you i'm alive guy that's real that's all

that's fall well and good now if you're a believer i'm not trying to hammer you down so you don't believe but you got to admit like it's a weird thing to have that moment it's easy to get disillusioned right and to be disillusioned you devote your life to the church you get and you become so disillusioned by just rampant corruption but you still believe and it's hard to look they call it a gift fate it's called a gift i went to catholic school they referred to as a gift i never understood why i think i get more now because like a lot of people just go no it's dumb Like, the gift is being that goal, like, it's a gift to them to be, like a, it's like being a Roob or a mark, a legitimate mark, you know, so it's a gift to them.

Yeah, so it's a strange combination to be like that disillusioned, but then to also be like, I'm just going to start my own church to pray to the wizard. I mean, like, it's a strange thing, but, you know, this is, so, you know, I don't know if I put much stock in Pete Because because of that And there's also the English version With Henry VIII and the whole Church of England I don't know if it all revolves around the wives

But you know And Balin or what the fuck I mean it's definitely a part of it I mean it's definitely a spirit off But it's probably tension rise There's always tension preceding these things My point is So the Catholic church

Get like you know A rap from the Protestants But it seems to be more like Oh because of the Pope and you know we don't take orders from Rome and like all this shit like yeah but they fuck kids and can we just can we can we agree that's the bad thing not that there's a pope and he's just kind of his wand is too much gold on it like that's yeah that's that's that's not great it's a little ostentatious it's a little um little gauche but can we agree that the fact

that he's you know at the very least systematically enabling pedophiles if not being one themselves is a little bit worse than the gosh wand or the hat i that's my this is am i the only one is like me and like five guys on twitter who agree with me but also like are just you know like me they're very we all look sketchy why is it the people who look the most sketchy the most or most vocal about like stop fucking kids why is it like why do i mean i guess because people realize that you know once you get more of a stake in society It just becomes, because I don't, look, do I think it's going to stop? It doesn't seem like it.

And not this fucking, this Catholic Church fake vaccine theory I made up goes their way. Definitely doesn't seem like it. But yeah, they got Epstein. That shit went, you know, that went away. So I don't know. You think that more legitimate people, I mean, there's a guy in that movie, the spotlight. Who was, you know, Stanley Tucci played him. but even as a lawyer as a lawyer he was still kind of uh

he was a sketchy like lawyer i mean he was respectable got me he had an office and a suit and he wasn't fat and you know whatever he worked hard wasn't lazy and uh probably probably was able to see r words correctly without getting fisted but my point is uh but amongst lawyers he wasn't like a hype you know they cut to billy crudup or whatever at one point and he's like a guy who's i forget what his deal in that movie if haven't seen spotlight it's a great movie movie it's about it took place in like 2001 and like it's the

fucking Boston Globe team they won the Oscar I can explain Oscar winning movies to you go watch Spotlight Point is You know Billy Crudder was a little bit complicit it seems like he's in a nice suit He's good looking I get it's also Hollywood's How they're making it if I've looked the guys up

They look It tracks So my point is Every when you see a sketchy guy Maybe that's an ally Or maybe it's a homeless guy He'll stab you I don't know

There's no there's no pattern to the world we're not gonna it doesn't it doesn't fit my bow you know um so that's that's that's where we're at in this world um so are we going to be cured i want to make one clean clear we're not going to be cured this is going to go bad uh the catholic church might just get cold feedback curing people like man maybe we just let them die why uh they don't they have reasons they they like i mean it's probably It's probably good for business. It's probably great for, you would think it'd be bad for business. You'd be like, well, why am I going to pray to God?

He'll let coronavirus, you know, kill my grandma. But they're all, they, look, it doesn't work on me, but it seems to work on so many people. No, it's because you weren't paying enough attention to God. No, this is really, so why do you only kill old people who probably are more statistically likely to die of this? Or, I mean, no, but also more statistically, you know, likely to be, religious

It's a punishment for you It's a test It's always a test It's always a goddamn test So They'll spin it their way But they'll probably just let people die If I know the Pope

And I'm pretty sure I do He's happy to let a few million people die And it's cold a day So stay inside It's a real virus Anyone thinks it's not real I mean If it wasn't real

and I'm open-minded. I'm always open-minded. I'm always here people out. I mean, some of that, I just miss these conspiracies and it seems quick, but because it sounds dumb. They'll always hear you out.

And if you told me the nurses were lying on Twitter and the news, I'd hear you out. I don't think they are. That's the only way. Because there's no way to say it's like not really happening

because there's like, if you leave any of the accounts, it's like, no, these hospitals are overrun with fucking, they're like, like Calcutta, like a fucking end of the world. These people are just dying, and it's going to let people die. It's just terrible.

So there's no angle here where it's like, oh, it's like the flu. It's not like, look, I'm not sure. I don't know all the reasons why, right? But like the flu doesn't overrun the healthcare industry, the hospitals, the way to be overrun this crisis. There's no, like, and like they're building, the Army Corps of Engineers is laying waste to God knows what in the York City because they're going to be building 8,000 new beds, hospital beds.

They're fucking, uh, they turn the Javitt Center into a fucking hospital with a thousand beds, I think. Um, just tremendous amount of extra capacity, which we never have. So I don't know what you, like, I don't know what the argument is. The point, the whole point of staying inside is not that you don't get it. It's very likely that most people will get it or not. But like, I think there's estimates that 80% of New Yorkers might get it. You just can't all get it at once.

That's the whole thing. You can't, if you get a lot once, then, like, a lot of people need to go to the hospital. Like, most young people won't die if they're treated. If they're treated. Now, a lot of young people will get it. It'll be like a flu or, like, you know, bad cold sometimes even. But there's plenty, look, statistically, it's like a smaller percentage of young people. There's plenty of young people who get it and need to be treated.

It gets bad. And it could be you. They're, like, healthy people otherwise. You know, maybe, well, you know, I don't know. I mean, point is, there's plenty of amount. It's not statistically as much, but there's still a lot. There's a lot of people getting, you know, exposed to it. So, you know, it's, if the hospitals are overrun, that's the main thing.

Now, you know, are we going to seize up economically if we stay inside? I don't know that everyone's going to stay inside for six months. I mean, New York might be longer because look at it. There's no way this thing wasn't going to spread. if it got here if they didn't do something quick i mean it's the right thing quicker sure if they were practicing two months ago had a test ready sure it's possible but the point is you know like you know without that and now you fucking have you know the subways grand central but it's not it's not everyone who lives here it is that but it's also the amount of people the sheer volume of people who come in

and out every day normally Penn station grand central all the subways then i mean there's millions of people moving in these dense, dense area. I mean, honestly, if you don't look from New York, you've been to New York, I've been in a rush hour subway. It's crammed together. You can't, people are squeezing into their cars.

There's no space. I mean, you can often ride a subway not be in that position, but if you're doing it in rush hour, which, you know, try to avoid, I never, I never had one of Manhattan jobs where it had to take a subway and rush hour. And, you know, I work in Brooklyn, and the J-Train, it still was like, except

9 a.m. about then and it was still pretty way closer than you want to be right now. It wasn't social distancing at all. It was pretty, sometimes pretty packed. But there was like six trains and one trains just mash together. So of course this thing's going to spread. Of course, we probably need more time to whatever. But there's a whole nation going to need to, um, whatever, you know, like for six months. I don't know.

Let's take a look in two months. But let's not, agree to Easter, let's not play into the Catholic Church's hands, is all I'm saying. Let's not let them have their way. Let's not let them have their moment. The Catholic Church hasn't earned it. They have a lot of money. Let them don't. What are they donating?

I'm sure they always donate money, but where is it? How about they just, if they publicly agree to stop fighting to, like, shorten the statute of limitations, or at the very least fight to have it, you know, increased. in cases of sexual assault. Maybe we'll talk about Easter. But are we really going to do this? We're going to get out of a quarantine to celebrate a holiday for these people who...

It's a church who fights to have the statute of limitations for sexual assault. Like, child rape. Increased. No. we're already in the dystopia it's already bad i don't know how much worse it'll get a lot worse but i mean why you don't need to dig that deep they're the problem or one of them don't get me wrong united states of america is a big problem but like you know you don't we don't need to like come up

with i mean china look they're not great they have a lot of human rights problems it's a totalitarian state were they lying about all this maybe there's our out there were like, you know, there's 20 million people deactivated their cell phones or were in the past year, not past year, I'm sorry, no, it's in the past month. And like, you know, and people are saying that because they have much bigger coronavirus epidemic than they claim. I don't think that's, I don't buy it, per se. I mean, the article that I saw was in the fucking Falun Gong newspaper.

And you could argue why spread if I don't believe. I don't know, because I'm putting out, I'm putting it out there. I've seen these things. It doesn't seem, it seems thin. I'm open, I'm open to it. Like, where is that? I mean, I don't know the amount of people who come in and out of China every fucking day and fucking, you know, who are not doing that now or weren't doing that for a while.

It's like, there's a lot of variables here. You also just don't know the fluctuation rate. Like, these are the kind of things where sometimes you just don't know. Like, you look at that and go, oh, shit. And then if you look at it, sometimes this is actually facts where we go, well, actually in February. it always dips down by that because of this harvest festival. I'm just saying it's not that, but I'm saying there's stuff you don't know. There's a lot of, I mean, Rumsfeld was a killer,

but a professional killer. But he was still a bad guy. But he had that whole exchange he had. Look, there's things we know. The things we know, we don't know. These things we don't know, we don't know. What's doing? The things we know we know.

Things we know we don't know. Things we don't know, we don't know. we know and things we don't know we don't know that's the big one yeah uh he maybe he's just his cadence but it sounded better when he said people gave him a lot of shit for it but i always liked the whole exchange but yeah we don't know what we don't know we don't know there's things out there's other variables but we do know the catholic church bad guys and um i'm really put the Look, why not just use this? Don't let a good crisis go to waste.

Let's finally make them pay for the raping. We know they rape people. Epic, epic numbers. Epic. They're putting up Wilk Chamberlain. If Walt Chamberlain fuck kids, they would have fucked more. I mean, he's one guy, but he fucked a lot of women. The reference might not play.

He wrote an autobiography where he fucked a ton of women. I think he died. But he's one of the best of all time in the NBA. Is he alive? He might be alive. I think he's dead. But he fucked, like, he claimed to fuck 20,000 women,

40,000 women, something crazy. Catholic Church puts him to shame with children, not women. I mean, look, they don't take those vows at all seriously. So, like, this heterosexual priests who fuck women,

we're not supposed to, but, like, you know, I don't give me, oh, you're breaking your secret vow with the bullshit. Oh, you don't get to fuck. I mean, if I was a Catholic, I might, but, like, you know,

I mean, I was raised that way, but I'm, I can't. imagine giving a shit by that you're not going to let women be priests but you don't let priests fuck kids that's who we're dealing with they won't let women be priest because they can't fuck this like there's got to be a secret text that we don't know about where it's like literally the point this is literally the point of the church it's not something that we have to they have like the pope has to stamp out in his point of view it's like how do i get you off my back

because if we get rid of this there won't be a church anymore i don't know why that is i don't know why these rituals exist and by rituals I mean kid five I don't know it's just so it's so rampant it can't be an accident it can't be an outlier so focus on that so it's been great this week thank you for joining us again

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whatever, subscribe on YouTube. Subscribe to this. If you're not subscribed for some reason, but you're listening anyway. If you listen on YouTube, go subscribe on the fucking other thing. whatever just do you get it all mixed together it's fun it's a lot of fun that way also go listen to our love is disgusting it's another podcast i do with lucy steiner my girlfriend and lover and comedic

genius it's a great podcast it's really really funny you should go listen to it and i'm saying it is what i don't know why more we're gonna change the picture soon it's a little aggressive if you don't let's dump the the logo whatever we'll get on top of that but it's a great podcast give it a listen it's great i surprised more you know look at the numbers comparatively more of you guys should listen to that too i mean i know you got a lot podcast out there but if you like this you don't like that i mean i'm on that i'm a big big part of it and lucy's also very very funny it's not about a relationship i mean some of it sometimes but in a very aggressive way i'm not going to plead with you it it's fucking great i mean you're gonna feel like an

idiot for not once you finally hear it people who like it like it i love it people who like it love it. People who like it are okay with it. What idiot. People who like it, tolerate it. No, people who like it, love it. So get on board. So our love is disgusting. It's time for the Patreon. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram. You know, go after the Catholic Church.

Start yelling at priests. Tell them, go back inside. Stop fucking my family. Stop fucking my family's kids. So yeah, enjoy. I'll see you guys next week. Or if you're on the Patreon in a couple days, have a great weekend. Thank you.