Kump - 39 - Covid Chicken Sandwiches

Episode Date: July 19, 2020

Ray discusses his recent Covid scare, failing to climb up a mountain, the state of Leftist politics and more.

Hello and welcome to Kump. You hear that creaking. I'm in the chair. Don't worry about the creaking. People want to where I've been. I was giving people. The opportunity to speak. That's what we're supposed to do.

I'm allowing other voices. I'm not locked in the room. I didn't think I have COVID. And just crippling fear because I was drinking too much white claw. That's not what, that is what happened. Happened last night. I thought I, uh, well, see, a few days ago, I had gotten, if you listen to your family podcast, if you're not, whatever, we, we, why are you listening?

There was a chicken sandwich episode last year We talked about the Popeye's chicken sandwiches I was a fan I don't think it required a You know I remember a year ago we had like You know instead of like race riots Or whatever it's going to rise against the police

Or whatever this is You know COVID mask riots Um We had the chicken sandwich riots People were just bludging each, bludging each other in the streets, just fighting each other's necks, biting each other's dicks, stabbing each other over which spicy chicken sandwich was better. The Popeyes or the Chick-fil-A. I mean, that was tinged with the, what was it?

They're anti-gay. I heard they're not anti-gay anymore. Why is that not being talked about more? Why are we not talking about the fact that Chick-fil-A has bowed, potentially bowed to, you know, corporate pressure, the pressure of the cancel mob, if you want to call it that, to not fund debt camps for gays or whatever they, or just, were they funding? Do they funding, what was those camps, there was a, didn't fucking once her name, Kelsey Gabbard, have to apologize? where they go what they hold those like uh where they try to indoctrinate you where they try like they do like the clockwork orange thing and they show you a cock or or vagina depending on what kind of gay person you are if you're a man or a woman or female or man i don't know how to keep track

anymore but whatever they show you whatever you want and then they stab you in the little spike and they go don't don't suck that or don't lick that or don't you know get that in your ass i don't know why chick-fil-a was funding this seems like it's against, it doesn't seem profitable to me. It doesn't seem profitable. It's like, hey, do you think we should advertise more in the Detroit suburban, you know, greater, greater metropolitan area? No, I want to, I think what would be great for our business is that we shove spikes

in the ass of people who want to fuck people who, you know, also have dicks or also have pussies or that that seems, you know, that's good marketing. That we, that people will associate us with that. Well, why would that help? And it's like, I, you know, question me, I'm the big boss of Chick-fil-A, let's go reassign sexual out. What are those things called? The turn, they try to, meant deprogram you, or whatever they fucking call it, the term for it, which was a live podcast. So, in reality, if it was a live podcast, I would just have a constant stream of people just say, in your fat, your tongue's too small.

People think my tongue's too big for my mouth It's too small for my mouth I'm not sure if that's the problem If that's why I speak the way I do But my tongues There's a creaking with a chair I didn't use to use this chair For the podcast

So, you know Maybe I'll just not move as much But people often say You know Your tongue is too Small, big for your mouth It's a very small tongue It's a very small tongue

It's a tongue that, you know I can't touch my nose with my tongue. I don't get a fuck. I mean, you know, it's big enough to lick crushed up methamphetamine or whatever.

So the point is a chick-fil-like, yeah, I mean, so the chicken sandwich, I like the Popeye's chicken sandwich. I think it's a good sandwich. I think it's tasty. It's got pickle. It's got a, it's got crispy chicken breast.

It's nice. I mean, again, I don't understand. You can also make your, own chicken sandwich i don't um i make other things we'll get to that later what will i'm making uh it's going to be very exciting and very the ingredients are on their way as we speak or they will be soon they tell you these windows of time you know 11 to 1 and i got to make this fucking you know delicious treat but you know i'm at the whim of some guy who's you know probably coughing into my brown sausage but that's his that's fine i mean i you tip the guy you still tip the guy

tip people tip um they're out there in the COVID fields fucking you know the Khmer Rouge of coughing or whatever am I making light of Cambodia now

I don't know who cares um so yeah Popeye's chicken sandwich I saw a deal on postmates because excuse me that's not COVID cough that's just you know

my throat this really just creak a lot this will be part of the show the creaking chair You hear the Diet Coke This creaks, oh my God, it's going to drive me nuts The microphone, I should take by my headphones off And just let you people deal with the creaking

No, but I sort of deal on postmates Because I usually use seamless I'm not sure why I just got indoctrated into the seamless culture Of a, you know, whatever It's a more seamless, they have their own people You know, some guy sits in the deli and waits for you to order, you know, roast beef sandwich with mozzarella and pickle juice.

And when you order it, he works for the people and then whatever. But postmates, it's a whole different thing where it's like you're just roaming around the city like a marauder. You're just some kind of crazy vagrant, perhaps a homeless man. I don't know. But a homeless man with, you know, a smartphone. Which I guess the most of them have that. the most homeless people have smartphones nowadays I mean it must make being homeless a little less

homeless feeling I mean I'm not trying to discount you know the troubles of being without a roof and you know subject to the elements but if you can watch a nice you know vine video or were they have TikTok now you've watched a TikTok dance while you know you're being kicked by some guy He was trying to feed you dog shit

It was a guy recently It was during the pandemic, I think Where he was feeding homeless people dog shit Like dog shit sandwiches It's like yeah It's not fun It's not fun because it's just a low-hanging fruit You know jackass never like

Picked on the Homeless You know Tom Green never picked on the homeless He went to his parents' house And he put statues, plaster of statues Or maybe marble I don't even know What kind of money he was wrong with But I remember that great episode

of Tom Green's show where he put a statue of his dad getting sucked off by his mom or fuck his mom in the ass on his front lawn and his dad you couldn't fake that the jackass dad you know Bamar Jarrah's dad it was still fun but i feel like they were in on it a lot of the time but tom green's dad was so mad that time i i don't think that was a i don't think it was a bit i don't think it was a k fab because i would think wrestlers call it i think he was just really mad that his son was putting a statue of him fucking his wife in the ass on and it's front law in the middle of Canada. And that's what art is.

It's not picking on homeless people. Go to Goldman Sachs and just grab a guy. I'm not telling you to do it, but that would be art is what I'm saying. Don't do that. I can't advise that. But, you know, if you did grab a banker, a banker, and I don't mean a guy, a bank teller, I mean, you know, a guy selling derivatives and securitized torture. Can he securitize torture?

They probably should. It might somehow offset. No, it never does. But, I mean, the point is, that's what they did. They're basically securitizing torture in an abstract way. It's what, you know, don't think too hard about what I'm saying. Don't come back to me. Like, you haven't read Schumpeter.

You haven't read fucking, oh, you haven't read, first of all, I have read Murray Rothbard. Not every fucking book. The guy wrote 15 books. And he was a smart guy, and he did a lot of research. But he failed to understand how, like, yeah, it was really smart, but also he was a little idiot. So it's not going to work.

Sorry, Murray. I love you. But, you know, it's not going to work. As much as the market is not going to work. Murray Rothbard's not going to work. I love them, though. I have much more of a soft spot in my heart from Murray Rothbard. But whatever.

Point is, if you really want to, you know, if you shove a... Get Timothy Geithner. If you don't know who he is, he's ex-chairman of New York Fed who became the Treasury Secretary under Obama. He was there for the whole meltdown and, like, the whole merging the banks together with each other. You know, why don't you fuck this guy? And then you guys should have a bank

together, like Bank of America and, what was it? Morgan Stanley bought, I forget, you go watch too big to fit. There's a whole, I know Jay Bear Stearns got absorbed by, well, like, your ass has got absorbed. What am I doing the fucking Charles Krauthammer? Charles, who am I thinking of it? Charles, uh, who is that guy, Lewis Lewis, Lewis, Suppenheimer, who used to do a financial show on Sunday morning, because you're probably too young for that. talking about in time of

Louis Runcowser or something it's not what I'm doing we're talking about not feeding shit literal shit to the homeless all right it shouldn't be controversial don't know why it is the point is go feed it to a banker

go if you get a banker to eat you and shit then I'll fucking go all right good on you that's that's worth a follow I'll follow you on Instagram or TikTok if you get a guy who works for Halliburton to drink your piss then it's cool but like it's just a dirt bag movie like oh some homeless guy some guy who's living on the streets and just needs to eat and like you gave him something to eat and oh surprise

this shit like that's just like high school jock shit which is never fun i mean like occasionally some of those guys were clever but very rarely and that was never a guy i mean i got picked on you i've talked about before how you know i got slightly picked on um at first and then i start threatening to show up to these bullies houses and and shoot myself on their front lawn And that, you know, they didn't know what to do with that. So they just said, all right, we're going to move for the next guy. And then I just started screaming crazy shit all the time. And then eventually got expelled.

But, yeah, I don't know. I was like a feral animal, kind of. But, you know, we really let to fight. It wasn't a fighting school, per se, because you get expelled right away. So, I mean, if I went to certain, I'm sure certain schools I went there and start screaming, I'm going to shoot myself in front. Like, before I got, you know, shoot myself out. had gotten punched in the face and knocked out,

but I didn't, so that's who I am. I might have been a different man if someone punched me in the throat when I threatened to commit suicide. Maybe I'm a better man. Maybe I'd be working for the military building death robots or trying to, you know, quell the probably non-existent. I don't know, is there violence in Portland or not? Who knows?

We don't even know if there is. It's like you can't even trust the fact that there's, you know, a riot to quell. I'm sure there's some violence. I'm sure there's some burning. There always seems to be lately, but it's definitely overstated. I don't know why feds are shoving people

into unmarked minivans. We can talk about that later. Right now I'm talking about the chicken sandwich. Okay? And how I thought I had COVID. Basically, it was a, so seamless. We're right. So I went on postmates, and I noticed that

normally the chicken sandwich combo from Popeyes is like 20 bucks on seamless um I think it's like 10 bucks but once you get their fees are crazy I don't know what these fees are there's delivery fee and there's a handling fee I guess they seamless absorbs so it's like it works out to be 20 bucks but basically long story short I could get a family chicken sandwich combo which was four sandwiches four sandwiches, four biscuits, and a large side, Cajun fries, for like 20

bucks or 22 bucks, and then you gotta give a guy a tip. You give a type of, you know, whatever, it came out to like 26 bucks or something, 27, I don't know, whatever, it was so much cheaper. And I think this is amazing. And then the guy came on a city bike. See, that's a problem with postmates is that these guys were a little less experienced. I'm getting a fucking email

My order is shipped My order from my supplies is shipped I wonder if he'll show up in the middle of the podcast Maybe we'll get him to talk I can tell them what I'm planning on doing with these things He can advise me I'm going to move this mic I'm going to try to sit still

So this chair is so noisy The point is uh yeah so i got these fortune and say but he's on a city bike i'm on a city bike and i can't uh come up i'm like all right we'll just leave it on the floor i guess i'll just come down but i guess he gets sense my disappointment uh which i wasn't trying to project too much i just want at that point he just seemed sketchy enough it just seemed like a whole thing like i'm on a city like i'll buzz you in you'll leave your bike in the lobby if you want he's totally meant to live the food in the lobby i'm like all right It's delicious food in the lobby, then.

He's like, oh, no, no, I don't want to be convenient to you because I think he wasn't going to get a tip, give him a tip. And, uh, which I understand. I guess people just are playing, you know, fast and loose with dropping your tips, which, uh, I try not to. It's a, it's a madhouse out there. But like, whatever, just just fucking, just leave it there. I'll be right down. And they're like, I don't want to, just leave it there, it'll be right down. So I, I, I put my shoes on.

I had that, you know, my apartment, I go in the lobby. I really that halfway through, I forgot my mask. But, you know, it's like, I'm just going to. the lobby and this guy is just leaving the chicken it's fine i get down out of the elevator took the stairs actually took the stairs down i get out into my lobby and the guy's coming in the door not more in a mask and i'm not a fucking psychopath about wearing masks but you know i've been a hermit for three months uh i don't go outside uh you know this is new york city right i'm not living in one of these towns is just starting to spike now i've been living through you know

apparently just stacking bodies a block from my house i don't know i didn't see it because i was inside uh being a good boy doing the right thing and uh so i see this guy comes out and he's just he's not wearing a mask i'm not wearing a mask and i'm just like uh fine so i just like i try to do the whole nod like i grab it from very quickly and he's like oh sorry i said want you to leave his food he's like talking to me It's like, it's like, mm-hmm, I'm trying to, I mean, I don't want to be polite, but it's like, stop, when you talk, things come out of your mouth. Because the thing is, like, if you're going around without a mask, like, am I crazy to think this guy is in my lobby who I'm talking to for five seconds? Yeah, maybe, but it's also like you're going around to Popeyes without a mask, and you're just driving a city bike, and it's like, I don't know what you deal is.

Like, you know, we're hanging around and you just got an order, so you're hanging around of other people, probably this guy I don't know what is the deal so I'm a little concerned and like did I just you know give myself COVID for four chicken sandwiches and the side of Asian fries don't want that don't forget the biscuits but even even with the biscuits it's not worth it um so uh it's a little concerning but I ate my sandwiches there were you know Lucy didn't want uh I got I was expecting her to eat two of them but she apparently doesn't like chicken sandwiches so I got stuck eating them and I eat too much and you know whatever that's just that's not the point of story that I got indigestion and just felt like shit and fell asleep at 10 p.m. because I ate

four chicken sandwiches over the course of five hours. That's not what this is about. The point is yesterday we were drinking some white cloth after dinner. I made some chicken dyes and pasta for dinner. It was the lovely and we were watching some TV and Lucy went out and got some white claw which we enjoy people shit on a white claw i don't understand i don't understand i mean i guess some people might call it bougie is that what i think is it boogey to drink white claw it's refreshing what's wrong with it yeah i i used to funnel jack daniels through a funnel with beer not every day but i've done it and i vomited and passed out point is like i've drinking shit bourbon even now when i drink bourbons ever williams isn't the best thing it's

still, it's good, but, you know, it's pointing, like, I have drinking shit. I used to drink, you know, Barton's vodka, uh, just shoving, you know, I just buy a fucking flask of it and just drink it warm out of my backpack when I was roaming around the city doing open mics, you know, it's like, uh, because, you know, drinks are expensive out there, but, you know, and then, I'm sure there's worse than Bartons. I mean, I've gotten sick of George's pretty bad, too, by my opinion, I mean, I haven't drinking Georgie in a while, but, uh, I remember we're drinking seven shots of it, like, one after another or some party

just got really, you know, it was like 19 probably. Whatever. Point is I don't, I'm not some priss. I'm not a fancy, boozy guy. Well, I think White Claw's nice. I mean, I drink it all the time. I mean, she likes it. I like it. It's a pink grapefruit,

lime, clementine flavor. These are nice things. Why can't we have nice things? Why am I made to feel like I'm less of a man? You're not. You can't do that, but I'm just and why is this impulse in society to try to emasculate me because I like Clement flavored, you know, water beer.

It's fine. It's nice. Stop, you know, giving me shit. The point is, so we're drinking a few of these. I guess I get a little clammy. I'm starting to get warm. And I'm tweeting up Brett Weinstein to suck my dick or something because Lucy gotten something with him.

You guys know Brett Weinstein. He's a guy, he does Rogan a bun. and he's like he's this guy who like an evergreen university which is in place in i think washington but i could be totally wrong about that but uh it seems like Washington um so when he's woke colleges a few years back you know went crazy with the whole uh virtue signaling shit and they kind of did like a weird soft riot where they because he had some day where white people stayed home to like not be racist which i don't really get but he said no I'm not going to do that.

And like, you know, it's just probably. I mean, honestly, the whole thing seemed crazy anyway. But they took that as a, they called him a racist to try getting him fired, I think. And so he got some notoriety then because he fought back. And then they tried to, like, do a sit-in and not let him piss. That's right. There was some story about him not, like, not be able to leave a room, which I would just start kicking these kids in the head. I don't need, I don't know.

I really don't understand. I don't understand anyone who takes any shit from a kid. If I was a teacher, I'd be fired. me, like, I'll just be punching college kids in the face. Um, it's gonna like, just because I didn't like your face. I mean, I'll just punch you. I mean, I'm not saying I'm a toughest guy ever, but I'll fucking beat up college kids. You know, I'm a full-grown man.

I got my whole body's fused together with the muscles in the head. I worked in a potato warehouse. You know, I'm fab. I fucking know how I can lift heavy things, uh, to a point. You know, my weightlifter by the, uh, and then, uh, point is, sorry. I'm just checking on the order. And make sure my supply, I don't want to reveal it yet, but when I'm going to be concocting later. It's going to be nice.

You have to see the follow-up podcast and hear how it goes. But, um, yeah. So I'm going to clammy. I'm tweeting at Brett Weinstein. Like, you don't want you stuck my dick daddy. Well, it was kind of fun. But, you know, I ended up deleting it just because it was a reply. I don't usually reply to things ever.

If you reply to my tweets, good on you. Uh, I don't interact much on Twitter. if that's a problem, I apologize. I view it as a, you know, I spend enough time tweeting. I feel like, you know, if I start getting into the comments, I'll just be behind life. And I don't know, I'm not going to go find Howie Mandel and threaten to kill him. Hey, Howie, you know, you're afraid of germs.

How can I be not afraid of this knife? That would be a great tweet. I really want to tweet that now. Yeah, with Mandel, you still are free of germs. Why don't you afraid of this knife? I don't know. A picture of my hand with a knife in it. I mean, that would be, like, see, I don't think it would do that well in this climate,

but I feel like that's the kind of Twitter I would drive in. Violent, there's leftist Twitter, there's anarchist Twitter, I guess. There's sex Twitter, right? Or sexy Twitter, sexy girl Twitter, lesbian Twitter probably gay. You were gay with black Twitter, I guess, right? It's a big one. We were hearing about black Twitter at one point years ago and not even really, like, is this a separate tab?

but apparently it's just like the networks of people we're all just kind of segregated naturally or organically or what's the word or just like voluntarily. I don't know. I don't know how I get to these different Twitters. I guess you accumulate your followers

and it's like I guess that people get these bionopic viewpoints. I don't know. I mean, that's a black people have a mind with a viewpoint, but you know what I'm saying. It's just, you know, I don't know why it is I never understood these different Twitters but I guess, you know, whoever follows you was your Twitter.

So I, whatever. If there's a violent Twitter where I can tweet that about Howie Mandel and actually get some action, cool. I mean, let me know. Let me know about violent Twitter. But the point is, I deleted it's kind of, I mean, I was starting to feel, because Lucy pointed out that, you know, hey, are you getting clammy? Are you getting, like, you seem hot and you're sweating,

which I think it was, in hindsight, just the alcohol, but it put it in my head, and I started to feel like I had COVID. I had, you know, I spent three months, four months maybe, or five. Who can even keep track anymore of how long I've been in this fucking quarantine? And, you know, it's all been for nothing. Have I contracted COVID because that chicken sandwich motherfucker? And now I'm going to die. Is that possible?

I don't know. I didn't know. I started to get really warm. My throat had hurt before earlier. Not really hurt, like bad, but like just kind of a slight spot swollen. So whatever. I'm not hypochondriac. I, you know, if I was, I don't think I'd be fat.

Can you be a fat hypochondriac? That seems bizarre. Like, oh, I think something's killing me. Yeah, you're eating yourself to death. It's not imaginary. It's real. Stop doing it. I mean, it seems like you can't really do that, right?

But the point is, you know, can be a smoker and be a hypochondriac? Oh, I feel like, yes, stop. Stop drinking, you know, Everclear, which is a type of cleaner, I guess. Alcoholics cleaner. Stop drinking that You're not hypochondriac You're poisoning yourself at that Yeah

So a point is But I did spend about an hour Before I fell asleep Kind of nervous I was going to die soon And Lucy comforted me Into a fat sleep I'm not fat I mean she's not fat

I'm fat I mean she just kind of caressed me As I fell asleep And like Totoro We watched my neighbor Totoro The Miyazaki film the other night Which was nice It was very nice

It's a very whimsical film. I see myself as a kind of totero. You can look him up. It's T-O-T-T-R-O-R-O-R-O-R-O, something. Look at my neighbor to-R-R-O. I got to spell it now. Like, Google knows if you fucking, if you brush your teeth and, like,

you'll advertise toothpaste that you just use to yourself. I'm like, but I got to spell Totoro, figure it out. You know, we're not living in 1995 anymore. So, yeah, so I was going to die, but I woke up this morning, and I felt basically fine. You know, I feel the same awful. I always feel in the morning. But, you know, I felt basically fine.

And, you know, it was great. So, I don't have COVID, it seems like. It would seem really, you know, poor judgment to have gotten it for a chicken sandwich. The only thing else I did, besides the chicken sandwich, was last week we went out. Lucy wanted to go, we were on a staycation, I guess, from work. We worked remotely, and we hadn't done anything, you know, because what were we going to do? You know, there's plans to go out to see Tim, but we don't rush nobody airports yet. We might, you know, do some, I'm sure a lot of you listen to Tim.

Most of you, all of you, who knows? A point is, you know, Tim's out there in LA Or now it's, you know, the desert I won't go to the desert But, you know, the airports, I'm not sure So I have researched different Face tanks or whatever So we ended up going slightly upstate

To a area to go on a hike With her brother, he picked us up. And, um, you know, we got an Uber Rob. It was expensive, but you know, what are you going to do? Train. What's the point of taking? Why? Well, I'm going to avoid the airport, take the train.

I'm not trying to be psychotic here. If I had to go to work, and that sucks if you have a... Some people have office jobs, and they still have to go to work, which seems dumb on the office's point of, you know, I don't know, it depends on what you're doing. I guess if you're building cars, if you're assembling vibrators, you can't do that from home. you know so whatever um but you know point is we got picked up we went to this place to hike

it's crowded as all hell i mean it's not like stacked one after the other but it's just more crowded than i don't you'd throw it would be and i asked lucy because i've been sitting around for three months you know i lived in the best shot i used to run five miles a day i don't do that anymore i'm overweight but whatever but i can power through we went hiking last year and I was powering through shit it was fine you know well I was sweaty I was tired afterwards but you know it was fine I'm like this is gonna be like a tough hike because I've been you know even for me I'm out in the best shape right now just haven't you know I work like you know two or three miles from my apartment so I a lot of

walk and we walk around I live in Brooklyn you know you walk around it's just like even if you're not getting like a lot of cardio exercise you still getting you know you're a certain level of walking shape which you're at the moment, I should be exercising more. I should be treating this like prison. Like where I'm exercising, like when there's like scenes like in Batman, when he's exercising and doing push-ups in prison.

I should do that. I should be Batman, but I'm not. So, you know, we get there. And it's that guy, I mean, it looks like one of those movies, like that movie Kill Bill, where the guy's going up, like, all those stairs. When they go see, uh, was it, Pao Mae?

You know, the, uh, ancient Chinese, I believe Kung Fu master He's the top of a hill It's like that But like with like It wasn't even steps It was like just these like fucking like

Staggered stones And like I'm like I'm not trying to make it out to be like Oh I'm not in shit Yeah I'm just saying like This is not exactly a light hike Not by a stretch And I power it through

I was a little pissed even when I first saw I'm like what are you doing What are you telling me this is the whole life Like you know this is going to be a problem Uh It's dauntingly It's kind of thing where it's like You can't

even see the whole thing, of course. So I'm like, I'm maybe I'll just start hiking, and I start hiking for a while. I'm just powering through. I mean, I don't know what the alternative is, because, like, you know, it's, I have a stronger lower half than some people, because, you know, you're carrying weight, whatever. And I'm just, I'm not going to, you know, lose my dignity, whatever. So I'm just going to power through. But it's basically, like, doing squats for fucking, you know, 10 minutes, going up and

it's never ending. And for a certain point, I said, you know, you want to stop and, like, I'm just panting. You know, not in, like, a passive way. If someone came up to me, I was trying to stab them just to maintain my manhood. But, yeah, no, so that case, you know, maybe I could have gotten COVID from one of those pastured by hikers. As I was panting, you know, breathing, struggling up a mountain. Seems like not relaxing vacation.

So, but I seem to be fine is the point. I seem to be doing a-okay, don't have COVID. So, you know. It's fine. A little creek. Yeah, so I ordered some stuff from Amazon fresh. I mean, should I be advertising them? I don't know.

But the point is, I'm going to make a scotch egg. Now, if you haven't heard of a scotch egg, it's a fantastic looking thing. I never tried one. But I watch a lot of British show, like the office, the original one. Or like, I don't know. love to have a scotch egg and peep show i love peep you haven't seen peep show we'll watch

peep show it's on hulu great show um the guy who made who creates accession was one of the creators of peep show which i didn't realize it first but makes sense um but scotch egg is basically a hard-boiled egg and uh wrapped in sausage meat and bread crumbs and minced onion garlic dry and minced onion so it looks good i mean i don't think he's going to take much of the podcast up describing them. I built it up. I built this up like Alex Jones teasing that you know Michelle Obama's mother-in-law was you know Hitler's daughter or whatever hell he talks about. He tease it for six commercial breaks six six ad breaks and just turns out I'm talking about making a scotch egg who cares

um could point to that mic towards me the whole time there we go look at that has that is that better let me know if the second half is better second whatever in the podcast if this point on sounds better I guess I can listen myself and just figure it out I just crowdsource my goddamn audio tips

Are we a little rusty today? I don't know I've been done this in a while This is you know This is what you want You want the podcast you're getting it We're back baby Um

Yeah she's going crazy out there I don't understand the left the whole thing with the left the left the leftists I didn't even realize they were such a uniformly

I knew like they like Bernie right but this idea of these self-described leftists and how much they hate winning it seems like

because Democrat look I get it you don't tell me how the fucking Democratic Party is basically the same as the Republican Party is it

if I have been saying this is I was fucking 18. I'm enough of you fucking 19 year olds running around acting like you just read Howard Zinn and you're going to fucking impress me with how much how fucking disaffected you were. You realize how cynical

I've been for how many years? I worked at a fucking morgue in the potato bread warehouse and the mosquito lab and you're going to tell me about fucking human you know tragedy. Shut up. All right? It's just fetishization of this purity

It's a purity test they want to put in everything And it's infighting of leftists It's just insane They fucking You know They argue They argue more about like Chapo The people from Chapo

There's someone tweet yesterday Where someone's tweeting about The people from Chapo Haven haven't tweeted about The Portland The minivan thing You know Where the unmarked

Where the feds were throwing Protesters in unmarked minivans Which I mentioned before But And like But one of the people What's the other one the Red Scare, which I guess was

Marxist, but isn't Marxist. Who can keep track? I mean, I guess if you in their point of view, I guess they think that like their ideas are all so dangerous. Marxism is so dangerous that... Hello, it's Lucy.

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I think she's in a stupor right now she's probably just trying to get to the bathroom and I've ambushed her I was secretly podcasting in the living room but she didn't know Lucy come over here yeah I'm podcasting say hello

come say hello I've explained that you just woke up You don't have to impress them You're very tired I was explaining earlier How I thought I had COVID But you, you know, caressed me into a stupor A toter of sleep

Yeah, I cuddled you She cuddled me And she did put the seed in my head I thought I had COVID Why don't you say we should keep an eye on it Because you had this sort of yeah Yeah, I appreciate it But then I cuddled you

You got nervous She's very sweet I love you, baby she stumbles I have to go to the bathroom and I put her on a podcast I'm a terrible boyfriend um

what they're talking about leftists yeah it's just this whole I don't know I might even show what red scare is but I guess they think their ideas are so subversive

that you know they're being infiltrated by government units and so therefore they have to constantly keep track of who's like you know who's taking you know who's taking the fucking bait who's done the Joe Pantleone thing from the Matrix and, you know, sold out their crew. Like, I think people think, hey, Lucy, do the leftist, because Lucy's closing to the leftist

than I am, do the leftist think that the Red Scare girls sold out to the corporate interests? Oh, I have no idea. I haven't gotten that deep on them. It seems like it, though. It seems like they don't respect them, right? Well, I think some people just think they're kind of mean. Oh, well, I'm mean. I was just telling people earlier

I was telling people earlier I'm going to tweet of Harry Mandel Hey, you're a You're a fucking Germaphobe Why don't you be afraid of this knife See? It works

I don't need you people to validate me Lucy thinks I'm funny Hey, I love you too, baby I mean They're mean I thought it was because they're whatever I see these whole fucking corporate infighting It's rambling

This is a rambling podcast Don't worry about it The point is, um, yeah, so I, there's a purity extremism to them, which you know, you can obviously see, but it's also, it's like, it's like a role playing game. It's like playing D&D with like corporate politics. I don't understand. I don't understand the, um, I mean, look, of course, I'm all on the whole, I mean, look, Terry Cruz gets us, you know, shit. for the whole, he, so Terry Cruz fucking says, let's make sure

black lives matter doesn't become black lives better, which I mean, look, I'll be honestly, if he's a rich guy, the tweet's a little loof. It's a little like, oh, we, we mean, come on, be a little aware how he's going to read. But like, still, the level of vitriol, people bring it

the guy, when he's just trying to be, like, he doesn't like Black Lives Matter. Now, I'm all for the whole movement, but you know, the organization itself, I'm not saying it's an evil, but they're self-confessed Marxist organization that, you know, on their charter or whatever, their stated goals, they want one of them is getting rid of the nuclear family, which seems weird and counterintuitive, and like Terry Cruz doesn't agree with that. Also, some guys in ESPN that was watching didn't agree with it. It's not, like, it seems like a weird thing to put in your, like, when your whole goal is to get the cops to stop committing violence against your community to also, it's like, and also, it's like, and also, uh, No more indoor plumbing. I'm like, what, what are we doing?

Why are we on this? Like, I thought we're against police violence. And also, we want to switch to a 13-month calendar. It's better for farming. It's not better. Maybe it is. I mean, I don't want to get mired in a discussion about how many months are optimal for, you know, a farming calendar when we're trying to, you know, get the cops to stop shooting black people.

It seems irrelevant to the point. So, again, should Terry Cruz have been? so aloof? I mean, but why is the price for aloofness to be eviscerate? Look, and the whole fucking document with the goddamn Harper's letter. Harper is basically, you know, concoxing publicity stunt.

Let's be out of publicity stunt. What the fuck is Harper's? Harper seems like it started as a I mean, prove me wrong. I don't care. But if you had to ask me to guess, how did Harper's magazine start? I'd say they're probably a catalog for like slave stuff, like slave material.

Like, all these fucking things started so stately. I don't think Harper's is like, you know, I'm not going to trust the intentions of Harper's. Now, you'll probably tell me you didn't do that. They weren't an almanac in a catalog for slave materials. And by that, I don't mean black people. I mean, you know, like, you know, whatever the ancillary stuff for slaving, whatever, the ships. I'm sure you can provide plenty of evidence that I'm just talking on my ass. But my point is not that.

I'm correct. The point is that I don't know. Who the fucking trust Harper's? Harper. I mean, I've heard they don't pay your interns. I mean, that's debatable, like, you know, whatever. I mean, I'm not, I don't know if, you know, that's really relevant to the point, but I don't trust them. But that being said, you know, they have a letter, basically saying, it's co-signed by, like, you know, 400 people that, you know, people attribute the cancel culture. I mean, I feel like they were talking a lot about academic shit, too, but I guess the cancel culture was part of it. But, like, you know, the general, tenor of discussion in this country has gone a little haywire that you know people just want kind of just you know have a shouting match and and yell over you and and and basically do like a scroll letter you know like we're going to kind of go shame shame and actually have whatever debate a point which is a lot true to that is it 100% true of course not it's a corp

it's a fucking weird you know slave ship magazine or something that you know that's doing a publicity stunt why would it be the most you know potently you know you You know, beautiful letter. No, it's a little bit muddled, and people met, you know, J.K. Rowling and Barry Weiss signed it. I mean, the point, look, free speech is important. Now, a lot, it would be a better case to make if so many of the people advocating for free speech

and the only ones advocating for free speech weren't only, like, the dog-whistly racist types. You know, if you want, if you want free, you should want free speech, and what you should be doing is advocating for free speech, while not being a psychotic racist or like at the very least a fucking um just you know shock jocky fucking shitty comic or whatever the fuck wants to you know say dm word or make fun of Asian people you know whatever the fuck you want to do it's like yeah you take it back don't let these people

own it but the concept is important so and like you know i feel like the letter was relatively benign people people go after chomsky now like i don't know this is the problem with the left It's like, yeah, I'm all for a lot of left shit. I mean, healthcare and, look, fuck it. I mean, I'm at heart of free market kind of guy. But, I mean, what are we in right now? This is almost over. People kind of come at me, I feel like people come at me to go Marxism and socialism.

Yeah, yeah, I've read Hayek, all right? And I've read Orwell, whatever. I've read plenty of, you know, Rothbard and fucking Mises and fucking Bambadirk. Bombadirk. Eugene Bambover Whatever, the old school Austrians I've read this shit And Henry Hazlitt and all this shit

But At the end of the day Where are we? We've allowed Your free market idealism Aside, we've allowed You know, a corporate club tocracy To rise up in this country

I mean the medical insurance company If you're a free market guy And you think the The insurance Health Insurance industry is like some kind of like natural oh no you have a right to truth like fuck you then because you just don't understand

the the cartilization of its entire industry I'm not going to go into the whole thing now you know but the point is you're an idiot if you think I mean if you can't recognize that we've allowed this whole thing you know civilization is not like

these aren't absolute morals right you know I can say fucking a kid is absolutely evil right but socialism is an absolute Absolutely. I think it has tendencies, right? Now, I can say, look, old things being equal, you're better off having a free market. It's more productive, it's more this, more that, sure, sure, sure. And I'm all for it.

But if we're going to allow whatever the country is now to exist, then we've already lost that battle. So shut the fuck up. And just, you know, I'm just saying, this doesn't miss it out of hand. Didn't you read fucking Road to Surfdom? Yeah, we've read Road to Surve. Well, what could happen if you're so. You have a fucking psychopath telling people not...

I mean, look, I don't understand the mask thing. I don't know if anyone listening as a mask truter. They did 9-11, all right? I'm not one of these guys going with the government's... Some great fucking thing. They weren't in her... They did 9-11. They ran secret torture prisons, all right?

They fucking started the Iraq war under completely false... lying pretense. It's not just false, but they cooked the books on it, all right? the fucking multiple surveillance scandals there was a one back in like 05 or something and then the Snowden thing came out WikiLeaks just fucking putting Chelsea Manon naked to insult her confinement for three years

because she leaks in documents pertaining to this stuff you know not just like leaking like you know stealth bomber specs but like you know about this shit linked to WikiLeaks right you know they transferred wealth to billionaires twice now in the past 10 years or

never 12 years i mean this most recent won trillions of dollars and no but they want you to wear a mask that's their endgame that's how they get you to to submit wear a mask that's that's their whole that's how they know it's a way it's a way of priming you to accept you've accepted it all they'll need to prime you with a mask you've accepted the whole goddamn thing what are they priming you for what resistance were you demonstrating i don't understand i don't understand like and the people not wearing a mask aren't the people who are like what what what that's the problem maybe they should maybe in future generations could we all seem to be getting on board with the fact that the deep state exists i never called the deep state that seems to be a you know whatever you know a q anonon trumpy kind of

but whatever the amorphous interconnection of finance and intelligence and the military industrial complex, you know, in corporations, and whatever. It's all, this isn't some monolith. But the mass, I mean, unless you believe in the Satan, there's some people who, like, what, the Temple of Bat, the, it's like a ball, they show pictures of people in ballgags in the Middle Ages, which I don't think there was ever a real empire. I think it's like a Zach Snyder, like, you know, 300 depiction of the Persian Empire or something or some other jingoistic shit.

where, like, they show pictures of slaves in ball gags, like, you know, like sexual ball gags being, like, whipped, like, by, like, a guy on the hell, I don't know. It was, like, a guy with, like, Satan, you know, tails. That, they're already doing it. The Satanism, if these guys are Satanists, that would be the least offensive thing about it, all right? They just kill children at whim. They rape children. They fucking start wars, which kill millions of people.

They fucking poison water supplies, and you're worrying about what fake God they worship? Who gives a shit their Satanists? Is it worse that they're fucking kids in the goat mask? I don't understand. Doesn't matter if they're Satanists. Let them worship be the one. I don't care. They're doing bad shit.

They've been doing it. They're going to keep doing it. And they don't care if you wear... And also, the guy in charge is telling you not to wear the mask. So how is this, like, subversive to do? I mean, wear it or don't wear it, but don't... I don't understand this whole, like, submission thing. It doesn't make any sense to me.

But how do we get on this? The left, socialism, I don't know, but they seem to infight a lot, the purity test. I mean, Terry Cruz, I mean, he's doing fine. He's got a great body, and he's fucking rich. So he'll be fine. So I'm going to make my scotch egg. It's going to be wonderful.

And we're all going to enjoy ourselves. We're going to get through this. I don't have COVID. I'm back next week will be a little more focused or not. If you've listened to this before, you know it should ain't focused. I don't focus. It's a rambling, interconnected

web of chaos, and sometimes it works out. So the chair, I'll listen to the episode. We'll see how squeaky the chair is. I can hear it now probably. I'll try to muffle that. Maybe I'll get some WD-40. How do we start this fucking?

I don't know. But, yeah, so, you know, this is a, this is going to be a regular show. The Patreon's coming back soon, too, just, you know, a couple of the day or two, probably two days. So you can find my page, you can see my Twitter page. You can see my Patreon if you want to stop with the Patreon. That'll be every week an extra episode. And, you know, follow me on Twitter at Ray Kump, Instagram, at Ray Kump. And, yeah, enjoy and stay safe and, you know, try not.

to succumb to the temple of Beth or I don't know just have a great day I'll see you soon