Kump - 41 - The Devil Got Me

Episode Date: August 2, 2020

In a winding journey to figure out what happened to Ray Park, Ray discusses why the elites changed their strategy, the even creepier thing about Tom Hanks, selfish kids on vacation, and much more.

Hello and welcome to Kump. Welcome back. This is not the initial thing I was going to talk about today or at all. I was getting ready to do the pod. uh welcome to by the way to youtube well we've been on youtube but you know video was back got cool new stuff in the background i'm like one of those uh i'm like a ticot boy or something i'm like one of those guys when you watch uh they talk about a new uh video game the new star wars episode of you know my mom's fist inside uh dark mall

whatever I don't know what Star Wars is anymore but they'd still record on it I thought it was over but there's these guys on YouTube and they make a career out of having colorful sets and they

go here's the new hand solo doll that you can you know take it away from your child and they can feel bad now you say that's not a gimmick that's what I do with it toys are there to be leveraged

over children not it's not like you know therefore it's not forever love that's not what a toy is for a toy is there because children have nothing i'm not talking about kids who are in like bad situations you know i'm talking about kids like you know annoying kids spoiled kids kids you eat candy rotten you know we need to fucking you know we don't have jobs and we're living in a nuclear wasteland and uh you know COVID's going to kill everyone and there's you know riots and burning and president is I was is talking about suspending elections indefinitely but no but I still think spoiled kids are a problem I think that's part of the problem is that we were spoiled we give these kids too much Nerf gun we gave them too much fucking you know I love

monster whatever that doll was I mean this perverse thing My Bright Pony, the fucking Garbage Pail Kids, we became indulgent. And that's why we're, that's why the deep state decided to loot the economy. It's because we were just to teach us a lesson. Because we were just playing with our, you know, our Star Wars cards, trading cards for movies and fucking, like Gack.

Remember Gack? Like goo? I picture like David Rockefeller just looking at a commercial of a kid, making fart noises with a can of slime Why am I trying to make a trilateral With a commission Why are they just fucking robbed these people

I'm not I mean look Were they planning some kind of You know Already planning some kind of Proto-fascist One world government Kind of unified Yeah I'm sure they were

But don't you think it's shifted How aren't you looking around? Because that was the idea for a while, right? Like in years after 9-11, we were all looking around going, yeah, like, maybe they're trying to, like, create a police state for a one-world fashion. And that makes sense.

But now it's just like this chaos circus. It's like when the mafia busts out a restaurant and, you know, and they're just like, they're just like selling, what's the mafia selling out of this truck today? Oh, it's cigarettes. yesterday was panties. It's a crime state.

So it doesn't make sense. And that's what it feels like. It feels like, you know, hey, mom, I'm going to see what I get some panties over at the mafia truck. But, you know, if I come back with some crack cocaine, you better like that, too, because it's a grab bag. It's fine. It can be fun.

You know, the mafia crime failed states can be fun. We never portray that in the films that Tom Clancy writes. you know, where, you know, the Army Rangers have to go and murder the country to, you know, get the guy, the Escobar type. And yeah, look, they kill judges. Imagine the judge being killed. Oh, imagine if that happened, we, if that happened in America, we'd be up in arms. I guess a judge, I guess it was just as her kid. Yeah, we're fine.

It was just a judge's kid, and the husband was maimed by. a guy in a FedEx uniform who used to call it to O.B. and Anthony, it's fine. We're doing okay. We're not a failed state. So, yeah, I'm saying, you know, he's watching this David Rockefeller, you know, the creep, the ghoul, you know, David Rock. You know, he started, I think he started the trilateral commission and the Council on Foreign Relations, which seems like it reminds me of like when my dad would be part of a model, a train club. An actual club that had a big layout for model trains. But he described the politics that were going on.

And I think he had this, like, you know, him and some of the guys start another train club somewhere. You go, why don't you start a train club in your basement? He has one, but he's like, these things are the size of a goddamn, like, commercial parking garage. A bunch of guys get together and work together. It's, I'm not, look, is that any worse than anything else in the world? It's something. Wait, what? Should he be writing the Great American novel?

for who he likes trains don't fucking i'm not a question what he does in his spare time he's not fucking asking me to pay for his fucking you know the the set the microchips they puts in they he tells me about these these things he does where he like i were you got replaced the uh the ladder on the outside of the train car because uh that's not prototypical it's too thin if you look at it or it's too thick it's just too thick because even though it's small if a man was a small in proportion of the train this ladder here

would be thinner and I'm sitting there a gun in my mouth but it's God bless him but my point is it's a little dry in stories but that's what he likes and so whatever but the point

the infighting the political machinations that were going on even at my little train club. It makes me think that, you know, maybe that's why there's like multiple, you know, one world government, deep state,

you know, style organization. Maybe the, was the CFR just America? It's kind of like when they did the World Bank and the IMF. Like, after, as part of the whole Bretton Woods thing after World War II, when they established the Bretton Woods system, which is, you know, where everyone says

they replaced the gold standard, they didn't replace a gold. It replaced the Bretton Wood system, you know, when Nixon closed the gold window, which was a whole thing about, you know, the U.S. dollar would hold a gold. They'd hold U.S. dollars as their, you know, backing currency. That's why we have, you know, remnant of, you know, the dollar is the backing currency. And then, you know, the gold was pegged at $35 an ounce, whatever. The IMF and the World Bank were established at the same time. And you're both, the whole idea is you just go to a country. and go, hey, I think you need a road.

And they go, who the, who are you? Like, I'm, I'm the fucking mayor of, uh, Constantinople or, uh, Santa Maria, or what's a South American country that they fucked over? Caracas. I'm the mayor of Caracas. I'm the president of Venezuela. Who are you? Like, you, I work for, uh, the world, I didn't call this meeting and they show up and

this guy's, like, eating a fucking candy bar and, uh, because I, it's not even good. That's how little they cared. They would just go that. I think you need a new fucking nuclear power. We can't afford that. We'll give you a loan. It's a great loan. It's the mafia.

It's just, and then, you know, it's the same way when you fucking buy a goddamn Xbox in your credit card and you pay the minimum and you can't, you know, it'll just go on forever. And you start having late fees and all that shit. That's what happens with these loans. And when they get in,

they get mining concessions and fucking, you know, where they get you to fucking, you know, put people on the board of your company, you know, state-owned companies, you're privatized. shit whatever you want it's a whole grab bag and uh yeah so in the sense that you had the world bank and the i'm f doing i think i think i mean maybe someone will come on the show and

tell me why i'm such a fat loser who doesn't know anything and i should be you know stabbed and carved up like a bacon and like you know just made that people can eat bacon and would that be a thing would are we get into a place where i can be trotted out in a nice restaurant gagged alive, gagged with knives in my hand, like, I'm like, like, pinned down to the cart through knives. And I'm just being, you know, and a waiter in a tuxedo,

approaches the table. Would you like a slice of fresh baking pig? And it's understood. They don't go, well, that's just a fat man. That's not a pig. They understand. It's a, it's a certain milieu in a restaurant. It's, you know, I guess it's like a French fancy restaurant

Where they do these kind of things It's not the thing from fucking one of these like, you know Taking type movies This isn't some weird black market club All right, this is just in the future It'll just be fancy to have me Just gagged and dildoed I don't know, you know

Maybe that's just to, you know, calm me down And they slice it And they slice it and they slice baking off me And then maybe they cook it I guess they cook it But they do it, you know, because it's like you can cook bacon in the pan pretty quickly. It's like, it's like when they make the bananas foster at Brennan's in New Orleans. It'll be just as classy and nice.

Why are we talking? The IMF, the World Bank, the trial. David Rockefeller was watching with some kid just playing with Gack, just playing with like a fucking green slime that comes in a can. I mean, if it catches his eye, he's like, oh, is that the Play-Doh that we finance to like, you know, whatever, Play-Doh probably is something they use to make kids into susceptible to pedophiles. Everything is. But the point is, oh, is that that pedophile dough we made?

No, that's Gaxer, and he looks at it, and his kids are squeezing a, like a chubby kids just squeezing a green slime in his hands. He goes, I don't understand what I'm looking at here. Is this kid enjoying this? This doesn't seem like an engaging toy. He goes, no, this is, this is quite nice. This is, he, he's having a real blast. He, he likes the sound it makes.

It sounds like a fart, a flatulence. And he goes, exactly. These kids love the sounds of farts. Which, that might be what separates us. You know, a guy like David Rockefeller would be me and you, but he just doesn't find farts funny. I mean, I'm not, I feel like I could, you know, maybe run the role, because I've never been the fart humor guy.

I see, but like, some people just love it. You have a gack. look, it sounds like a fart, and you're kissing, you hug, and everyone's just fucking, this is the greatest day of our lives because we may have fart noise. You know, people tell you, farts are never not funny. I mean, all right. But that's the divide.

That's why you can have a class of people, like David Rockefeller, you know, control the world because, you know, you just, there's is absolutes. You get locked into these worldviews, like, farts are always funny, and then people use that against you. they make GAC, and they, you know, they probably program some kind of weird pheromones into the GAC, some kind of weird, you know, some perfumes. Who knows? What, you know, who knows what can be done to GAC?

The possibilities seem endless. How did we get from, he? I know, so basically, so I'm on, we'll just reboot why I brought this topic. because so I'm on the website. I'm looking at the news to see what's going on. Just as like, I had some ideas. You know, I was talking about this. I'll talk about this.

And I'll just, like, last second. Maybe, you know, Nevada blew up. And I'm just doing a podcast, not talking about that like an asshole. You know, just a last minute thing. And it catches my eye. This story. I go on just Google News, which is always confusing. some reason. And I see, Rape Park's wife issue statement on Star Wars actor's scandal.

And it's a picture of Darth Mall from the Star Wars movie, the episode one Star Wars movie. If you're too young to remember, I don't know how it works. Everyone seems to watch Star Wars. But he's the guy in the red and black paint who fought, you know, it was a terrible movie. But he was cool. I remember when I was a kid, Dark Mall was some cool shit. for a minute before we actually saw the movie and realized it was trash. But it's like, oh, Darth Vader's just some fucking punk with a mask. But this guy's got horns, and he's got, like, double lightsabers, and he's flipping. And I think he might have been one of the Ninja Turtles also, this Ray Park guy.

Again, I don't, I mean, I know his name for some, I think maybe he's a Mighty Morphan Power Ranger actor. I don't know why I knew, I knew the name Michael Park, and that, that, that, that sickens me. Not because he's a bad guy, but, like, why do I know the, name of the guy who played dartmole and didn't speak and he shows up apparently in other movies i've heard in solo i didn't watch solo but apparently he's you know he gets supposed to supposedly killed at the end but then the cartoons he's walking around for spider body and everyone's like this is fucking great he's the people tell you he's the so that's true the guy the the weird

creepy guy who wasn't even a character it seems like uh barely like apparently he was a stith lord Sith Lord, this means me talking Slith Lord, I guess Which is some kind of Whatever, but You know, he's But he's always They try to retcon him

Into being this thing He wasn't a thing He was just some fucking guy Who looked kind of cool And they fought him And there was no dialogue And he got killed He got cut in half

And threw down a tube And then like So he comes back Like in the cartoons Years later, apparently People, they'll tell you In the same breath This guy came back in the cartoon

and also this cartoon is great so it's like it's this thing in misery when Kathy Bates the wonderful Kathy Bates is hobbling that guy because you know

he wrote this fucking he killed off this character he's the writer and killed up the character she liked and she's torturing him in a house and she kidnaps him

and then he's all right a new book and he brings the character back and it's just like well he just happened to be alive he got it out the last second like that's not no one wants that you kill off a guy

you better, it's like when I watched Terminator 3 for the first time when I came out. And I knew, I was skeptical, because, like, Terminator 2 is, we watched it recently. It's a fantastic film. You know, for what it is, it's not Apocalypse now, but, you know,

not, you know, fuck you. So, it's like, but, like, they did such a good job of, like, hey, we're going to get the chip, we're going to get the hand, we're going to throw it with the lava, we're going to blow this up,

and even he, you have to burn me. I'm the Terminator guy. I'm a Ronald Schwarzenegger. You have to, throw my ass into the lava fuck me with this pole and like let lava seep into my asshole and burn me

just so I can you know the future can be saved and like oh okay and it was nice it was a sad moment you earned a sad moment it was an emotional moment he gives the thumbs up the music is playing

the wind of Hamilton who you know didn't like him because she reminded him enough the trauma from the first movie but now she respects him and it's nice and it's like so that terminator three and it's like uh well and this is my thing was a look i'm open-minded but they better they this this is the whole thing relies on the fucking uh notion that you know like this only can work it all rests on like how you establish that the fucking thing in the other movie didn't work like that it's all tricks right like no one it's not it's not or it's not realistic,

but you need to have a masterful screenwriter like establish some kind of weird where it just gives you that thread of a doubt and go, okay, I can maybe, I can buy this. This was, you earned a new movie by getting this little gimmick. And then you watch the movie and it's like, oh, you can't prevent the future.

That was it. It was a trash movie. But that's how little they respect you. And that's the Epstein thing. That is, like, 9-11 was Terminator 2, where it was like, look, they, this seems fishy, you know, Afghanistan, didn't we do that? Weren't these our guys? You know, why are all the, but they earned it, you know, you can't, look, you can't get that mad that the U.S. government flew two planes into, you know, skyscrapers and killed, you know, thousands of people and got, Countless other is sick and use it to start wars,

you can get mad, but you have to look and go on some level of fair play. Or, like, at the very least, like, looking back, like, well, you respected us enough to do this. You didn't just, you know, kill Epstein in a cell, and then, well, yeah, the power was out on the cameras, and we don't know why the other one wasn't pointed, and, uh, I don't know.

Uh, what was that? Oh, he said he was going to kill himself? Well, we had them on a suicide watch. Why did we take them off? We thought it was better. Like, there was no even effort. And it's a lack of effort that really, you know, guess me. You know, it shouldn't be apparent on day one.

Because I was the guy on 9-11 on day, when people right away were like, this is a fucking conspiracy, it's not, it's, because here's the thing. It needs a little time to breathe. First of all, people did die, right? I mean, the initial stories were like, this didn't even happen. They were fucking, they weren't even real planes. Well, you know, if it was a missile, it's a missile,

but there were arguments like these fucking towers, they just blew them up, nothing even hit. Like, just having a complete disregard for any eyewitness aspect of it. And, you know, it feels like, first of all, it feels like you're just trying to do a conspiracy. But also, it's like you need to have, something needs to be subverted, right? You need to have a thing in your head.

Like, it doesn't work if, like, you immediately, like, the Epstein's that you killed them. Like, that doesn't, like, having this kind of mystery to how the government is going to kill us would be so, I mean, because I would argue it was the only thing keeping us sane. And now it's just like, it's this constant, continent of dissidents, which, you know,

And they'll always try to art. Here's a problem. You act like it's a monolith. You act like the, you know, the guys like David Rockefeller who is supposedly dead, right? He died at some point, probably from eating Gack.

At one point, I just, maybe just chubby kid was on to something and I'll just shove the Gack into my mouth. I don't know. Um, I would love to just watch David Rockefeller

have an unboxing show. When it's just like YouTube shows where he's like, well, so this is the, this is the tinkle toy the teletinkle what is this this is uh transformers okay

I thought it was called a telitinkle like that's the level of discord you know a man completely I mean he he played with a wooden uh like it was just like a fucking block of wood with a circle on top

like a like a like a and like literally I got two dots in a curvy thing for a smile like you've ever seen old old toys like it's literally it's not even like tried to be shaped like a fucking person and like the face is literally just like it's literally just there to go this is where the face would be go to the town kid that's what

david rockefeller played with for the three years before his uh dad um made him start like doing you know actually whatever you know forced him into like you know accounting for the rucker the standard oil company i don't know his thing his dad was fucking john d rockefeller right son, John Jr. The dad, the grandpa was a son of a bitch. I don't know what his dad was like. I feel like he was, you know, he seemed like pretty buttoned up. But he probably just ignored David Rockefeller.

He's probably just fucking, you know, put people into euthanasia camps or whatever. I'll just, I'll be the scourge of Southeast Asia because my daddy don't love me. But, you know, it's a result. I mean, I can't get my dad to notice me. So I'm not, you know, judging David Rockefeller. he did a better job But the point is The Gack

He died from Gack I don't know The effort So basically the effort is Lacking Terminator 3 is basically Epstein It's just like you know

And then you have Genesis or whatever They called it You know With the guy from fucking The guy who played Teddy Kennedy And Chapiquidic It was just like

I'm actually John Connor But I'm a robot But you know I'm a computer robot like I'm an iPhone and I was like what and that that's I guess that's where we're at now no one even cares because they're looting I'm saying at a certain point when David Rockefeller started Gack and the kid playing with it and the Nerf guns he's like we don't even need to like do all this we can just fucking rob them why have I been wasted my time and then guys like Trump like you know we're able to kind of just fucking take over to you know you think like oh he know other

people run it maybe not maybe they spent all their time just trying to like do all these weird maneuverings and thinking weird like the people are smarter than they are and that we're gonna know this thing's more than they are and they just spent wait like they all this time like you know establishing a plan to like trick us so slowly over time and then trump just comes in just drunk like grabbing kids by the ass and just spitting in your wife's mouth going like i'm the fucking and then we're and like just give me money and like you know it's just and And I don't know. I don't know how it works.

You know, I'd love to have, you know, a Jane Mayer just, you know, unravel all this for me. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you answer. What's the game? Is it Q and, no. I mean, are they, are they, if they're arresting pedophiles, and this is how they're doing it. I mean, that's old school then, because that's like, I don't see it coming.

That would be that's, that would be Terminator 2 if this was somehow all these like just insane moments were leading up to, you know, we've put, uh, you know, the guy who, you know, Nickelodeon is just, you know, it's just a prison now. We've just, instead of moving people out of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network into a prison, we just turn them into prisons

because everyone's, you know, they're all pedophiles. And, you know, the World War II Museum is now a prison for Tom Hanks. Because I went there in New Orleans and he's just like fucking narrating some, like, pretty high budget, like, weird movie that only plays there. He just loves World War II. War II. I don't know. Why is Tom Hanks so obsessed with these fucking guys who, like,

world, I mean, the guys who did the firebom Dresden and it's like, these heroes, it's like, all right, I mean, we dropped nuclear bombs, we fucking firebomb Tokyo. I'm not even saying, like, making the case we should. I mean, like, can we stop acting like these were, these are noble, great men? They went to war. They did a decent job. Like, why, what is this I mean, that's more troubling to me than, yeah, it is. I mean, look, is it more troubling in the fact as a pedophile? I've been saying for years we should stop pedophiles. No one seems to care, except the people who have no bearing on reality.

I don't know why the only people who care about pedophiles are people who, like, you know, think that Wendy's drive-thru is a fucking sentient robot who, like, you know, that's where you drop the kids off. Like, why can't we just, like, stop the Catholic Church from fucking kids? And, like, also people in the government, like, whatever. But so, yeah, relatively disturbing. Yeah, the Tom Hanks' strange, softcore war mongering is very bizarre to me. It's, it's, it's never the things that, like, it's not, like, going to be in Apocalypse now or a formal jacket kind of style thing or even jarhead where it shows a gritt.

There's never the grittiness of war. I mean, yeah, David, Private Ryan, you're showing the carnage. but for like you know a bit but it's also like you know eight guys going to get this one it's this fucking disney film and yet you showed the carnage but in a goofy way because it's over it wasn't a constant thing that's the thing about a good war film in my opinion is the stress level stays up you you guys you made this thing where it's like wow we went through this thing

we gave the ultimate sacrifice now we get the playing play around europe saving matt damon am i a good man i mean that should have been He should have been cutting back to Matt Damon just fucking gagging some fucking kid with a knife. Tell me where the fucking munitions plant is. I'm not going to look my brother,

my bander brothers. My bans of brothers, Mr. Walsh, I'll kill this kid. I don't know why someone... He had that show Bander Brothers. He's just like, I just picture him like cutting a kid's arm off going, don't you hurt

my bander brothers? Oh. She's. Yeah, the soft core fetish is just insane. It's like, I don't know what to be gained. I get it from a propaganda point of view. But why is Tom Hanks involved? I mean, he's making enough money.

Didn't we bring up Joe v. the volcano recently? How great that was. Great movie. Buzzum buddies. I loved it. That's a show we were on. You know, a litany of Forrest Gump. Great.

does he need how much money is he making from these world war two and like NASA projects that he needs to be like what's to be gained from this i don't i don't understand uh it seems to be a personal fetish is my point it seems to be a like he's just really in love of his grandpa because maybe his grandpa was very sweet to him um gave him you know filled his fill his little mouth with candy as they used to say creepy things like that i i'm It's not something I say. I've heard that said. Like, I'll fill you a mouth with sweets.

I don't know what I was watching when I heard that. That's just something's in my head. Some creepy old thing that I watched at one point. And, uh, but it applies where, like, his grandpa was just probably some war criminal who, like, you know, gave him a fucking good and plenty box. Eat these licorice while I go have PTSD about, you know, butchering a child. Why would you butcher him, shall? I'm trying to think of a good reason.

Because she didn't bring my lemonade to me, you know, at the hotel I was staying at. I was like, I thought you're, I thought you're going to say it was like a torture in a fucking, no, no, no, we were like on R&R in Hawaii. And the kid was just really slow. And then he realized his grandpa was just like a guy who went around selling more bonds.

And, but Tom Hanks loved him. He's Tom Sanks' Grandpa. And that's why we need to make these soft core war films what are we on again the point is Terminator 2 this I don't know

so I'm on this is the most this is a tease I guess because we're now back on the Ray Parks you know so Darth Mall I don't know why they need to bring him back but that's who he is

he's the guy who played Darth Mall and apparently what this guy did is he well on Instagram and I think accidentally and I think he's not a fight with his wife I think she's claiming it was accidental but she's still upset about it

and he posted a video of him getting a blowjob from his wife I believe it could be wrong or was it someone else if it's someone else let's see if I can figure it's that real quick who

who did Ray Parks get a blowjob from who who who got up who breaks the internet

by sharing some people suspect that the Darth model the picture in Star Wars franchise is hacked or so others joke that his contract

with Disney maybe in jeopardy because of this so I don't know is his wife because I don't know what they fired him is my point

they fired a guy who played Dartmole for getting a blowjob on Instagram which just seems if it's his wife I don't understand I don't understand why it matters but look whatever point is why is there still Darth Mall

is he going to kill Baby Yoda Because they're saying he's fired, but, like, these movies have been over for decades. That's like saying, like, Disney fired James L. Jones. There's, like, isn't it? Like, that movie came out in, like, 77. But, uh, I guess it's a long way to go to talk about, you know, Ray Parks getting blown on Instagram. I didn't think you could post things on Instagram like that.

Like, Twitter is full of actual hardcore pornography. But, like, uh, I thought you, uh, you couldn't, like, you know, share your dick on Instagram easily. I guess he got, like, it got pulled. I mean, it still seems to me, you know, giving everything that's going on with the riots and the burning and the, you know, and Disney, you know, Disney's having, you know, open up the parking. How many people are dying at Disney every day or dying because of Disney?

You can't tell me it's safe. I'm not like, I'm not even trying to be some kind of crazed. Like, oh my God, we have to, you know, take precautions about a virus. I'm not trying to sound like that. I'm not trying to say, oh, my God, you know, this is something we should take seriously I don't want to be hysterical but you have to imagine you know at least a few people might be getting um having their last vacation at disney's don't you know i would guess you know some you know some kids you know as as we gleefully go kids can't get it and then they as they

watch their parents you know cough to death and they go this but remember remember the churro we had after after space mountain and you know remember that and stop crying Be a man. Don't be a little baby. Be a man. Your daddy's dying, but he took you to Disney. Don't make me feel bad about this. You wanted to go to Disney.

I did it. I'm dying now, but I got to feel bad. You're going to cry and make me feel bad because you got to meet goofy? How does that make sense? How are you being an adult right now? I know you're five, but you need, I'm going to be dead, so you need to be an adult. That's how this works. You can't be a little bitch boy.

You know, you wanted to see Cinderella. And I said, why? I mean, aren't you? Because, you know, but I'm from a different generation, I thought. You know, I have more traditional gender norms in my head. The kid, I would ever admit to wanting to see Cinderella when I was a boy. But my son is more confident in his sexuality and his gender. He doesn't give a shit.

And I said, fine. And I was a progressive dad. I said, fine. You go, I didn't shame you. I didn't see why you little fucking pussy wanting me Cinderella. I didn't say that. I said, let's go see Cinderella. And I fucking acted like I didn't mind.

because I'm a good progressive I want to do what's right but you're going to throw it in my face and I took you to Disney you fucking little ungrateful child you fucking ingrate I should have taken you

to six flags great adventure and letting you eat met off the bathroom floor as those kids are apt to do but you got you got the fucking did you remember the smell the bread smell

that they pumped into the air yeah remember that I know my foot's rotting from the fucking infection the staff the secondary infection i got the point is the kid is just being selfish the kid just you know you don't want my daddy to die but you know you want to go to disney you know adults don't want to go to disney um they shouldn't be you know maybe i guess some of them do i guess i'm going to go there and have a little disney orgies and you know get high and uh is is that the thing is there the overlap of the people who smoke like get really high

and go to disney because that might make sense but it always seemed like people who just like they don't fuck and they and they eat and they don't like you know they don't get like fucking they'll just crush up 10 had a roll and fucking and drink a bottle of bourbon you know mix it up they don't do that kind of fun stuff um and then go like you know try to fucking finger bang get goofy for like they'll slip in 500 bucks they want you for you know you give you 500 if you blow my wife in the fucking in the dog mask he was what mean blow your wife are you getting gendered on me don't worry about me my wife's got a cock maybe she doesn't you know maybe i'm just using the term blow who the fuck are you what me you know i'm offering

500 bucks and what your first thing is start giving me questions fucking stupid questions about you know we're living in progress don't fucking worry about it you're gonna be putting something in your mouth you can be pleasing someone else you get money for it like what you're your first instinct is to fucking be a turf is to be something some kind of fucking goofy's got to be fucking like you know well i don't know can i want to get blown is that really how that was reddit some kind of subreddit for like scumbags you don't want to fucking make my wife get off i can get that i'll go fucking see pluto the dog he won't ask questions because there's a whole what goofy is uh goofy's a dog so was pluto but one's sentient

and one's not you know yeah but also you know well disney was anti-semi who you know you know love Hitler, so I don't know why we're nitpicking certain things, but not other things. It's just, you know, just an inconsistency with what we're getting mad about, namely the kids. These are bad kids who need to be taught that, you know, when you go and have fun at a park designed to invent, like, not just like, you know, this is a fun place. Hey, it's one thing, look, hey, let's go play baseball with your dad, and it's fun. Sometimes it's not fun, but it's like, this is what fun is. Fun is something that's like, you have to kind of get good at it, maybe.

You've learned skill. You know, hiking is hard. Something is hard, but rewarding. And, you know, fun. No. At some point, fun became, hey, you like that Space Mountain. Now come fucking with the Dill Disney, the goofy, and the fucking Donald Duck is here with the fucking his ass in the air. And they were twerking and they got a TikTok now, eat a fucking hamburger, fucking piss all over the

floor if you want now we're going to go fucking see this movie with this fucking vr and his i max and now we have to eat a fucking other cake and then he fucking then we fucking take a picture with the fucking princess and then your dad gets fucked you know by some fucking security guard and you fucking walk in on it and let's not now let's go a fucking you know um space camp and fucking you know and then oh just buzz armstrong he's telling me you know the aliens exit oh fucking my mom is just getting fucking you know beaten by cops and what's going on and then you go fucking that's what's fun it's just like non-stop it's just everything's catered to your fucking you know your whims it's like oh you're goofy hat you're fucking disney

and you have fucking mickey shirt now you fucking know don't stop pick the shoes and there's don't kid took your shoes or getting new shoes and so holy shit water park down now you fucking get on your phone and fucking tag yourself and like I'm just saying that you know that kind of fun you pay for it with your dad's life your dad's gonna fucking die and you you He's going to call, you know, watch him gnarled up as you pretend that, you know, it's like, well, coronavirus, you know, COVID can't hurt me. I'm a fucking, I'm the man of the hour. I'm the fucking, the prince of thieves. I can get away with murder.

You murder your dad, that's what happened. He murdered your dad. He was dead. Your dad's dead because you wanted to go fucking play in the Magic Kingdom. And that's the kind of, and these are the people saying that, you know, great. Park can't be darb more because he got his fucking knob-slobbed by maybe his wife i mean if it wasn't his wife i guess it's like 5% worse because you know society still should be like maybe don't get blown by some other woman and put on instagram like we're not anymore in a society where it's like

we would ever frown upon cheating on your wife or like abandoning your kids but like you have to broadcast it you don't have to make it like a fucking you know you don't have to be like hey i'm ray park you know, Disney's Dark Mall. I'm here to tell you kids to get your dick sucked by some rando whore and then fucking embarrass your mom. Yeah, that's, you know, so fine. You know, a little worse. But, you know, even still, you know, these kids are like fucking having, you know,

are like sacrificing their parents at their park and they're going, no, but Dark Mall can't get his fucking, can't, you know, he's a Sith Lord. It's not like fucking Luke Skywalker was caught like, you know, jerking off into a phone boot. It's not like fucking, you know, Harrison Ford was in some weird relationship with Clista Falkhart, you know, the girl from Allen McBeal who was like, you know, I'm not going to judge you in one's body, but she's, I don't know.

I don't know. Anorex? Man, I don't know. Am I judging? I don't know. But, you know, Harrison Ford's a weirdo. And he yells at people. He goes on a fucking talk show, and he's like, man, he barks at people.

And, like, he was in the movie, Bruno, the Sasha Baron Cohen movie. And, like, it was a great, I love that scene. It's a great scene when he fucking try to talk to, he's like, Harrison Ford was, fuck off! That's who you're, that guy's running around like a maniac, just getting high and telling people of, fuck, reporters are fuck off. And you let him be, you know, being every fucking, you know, Indian Jones. Now he's, Indiana Jones is trying to, like, steal Nazi gold to get money,

just to pay off his fucking gambling debts. And it's like, yeah, we'll film it. But, you know, but rape. Parks gets a blowjob and, uh, all the, you know, he's persona non-grat. And he's the fucking bad guy. You're supposed to be Darth Moll, the sit lord. Uh, I think, you know, sit lord can get his fucking dick sucked. Uh, I don't watch Star Wars anymore. I don't really, I'm not, maybe, maybe I'm off base here. Maybe Darth Moll is a good guy now. In which case, my argument would be less cogent. Maybe Dard Moll turned to the, to the, to the white side of the force. And he's,

so he can no longer pull out his fucking, you know, Sith penis, his Sith prick, and just get a fucking spit on and shit on and fucking just come on. Just everyone's fucking just, I mean, I've never been, I'll Bob with an Orgy or, you know, a multi-partner sex thing. But I imagine it's just like everything's happening at once.

That's how I like to imagine it. Like you show up to, I think there's a temper as an orgy. And like, I think it's probably more like, you know, a key party or we swap, partners or swap wise whatever the fucking thing is but i like the picture everyone's just kind of like groups into a fucking you know onto the floor almost like a grappling scenario and we everyone just starts leaking out of every hole pissing shitting they're shoving whatever they got into whatever they can as well it's consensual everyone's agreed they've marked this doubt they're going look

we're all here we know we're here for we're here for one thing and one thing only to just fucking mash our fluids and our fucking genitals together weird combinations um a lot farting a lot gaping well just fucking a lot pink eye a lot of infections um you know maybe someone's keen someone brings their chemotherapy with them and just starts spraying it everywhere this is fucking this is phenomenal this is this is sexual intercourse um that person's also kind of just you know they haven't they had cancer when they were very young and they kept on cancer they never really got into a situation where they were like having sex so you're also a little awkward

Hey, calm down. We're all having fun, but don't just say things like. It takes us out of the moment, Bob. We know you're a perpetual cancer victim. That's why we invited you. We felt bad because you're not attractive. Am I out of line here? Oh, I'm the bad guy.

I'm the bad guy, everyone. I'm the elephant in the room saying it. Do you want to fuck Bob? Would you, Tina, would you, would you go fuck Bob if I hadn't brought him into this strange, fluid, Orgy party that we have. You would, no. So don't look at me like that, all right?

Bob, it's pity. So what? Are you really in a position to, like, you know, reject pity? The fact that we're giving you a pity orgy is still, it ain't nothing. It's not if we can give me shit. But please don't, don't ruin it for us by saying awkward things. Just try to be cool. Try to, like, act like you.

I know you haven't been there before, but act like you've been there before, all right? Have you watched porn? That's on you. No one says that when they're watching porn. Oh, this is sexual intercourse. No one's, no one brings, why would you even? I feel like you wanted to, you wanted to make it all about you. You know, I, I know it's a common thing that people say about cancer victims

that they want to make it all about them. And I've always said that was wrong. But you're starting to convince me, Bob, that maybe, maybe it was right. Maybe that it's just, maybe your selfishness gave you cancer. Sorry. I had to say it. Sorry. I know you're going to die soon.

Maybe. I mean, you've been saying that since you were a kid, haven't you been. having you you you this is such a common thing with cancer people you have cancer for 30 years and never die i can't believe we we haven't caught on yet we're all these it's insane that we let you guys do this and you come to our orgies and you just make them less fun because and we're the bad guys we're the bad guys this is this this is uh what are we talking about yeah so my point is i don't know why ray parks can't just get a blow job on instagram it seems fine. I

Priority seemed weird. It's a weird Wilford Brimley's dead Wanted to bring that up Not for any particular reason Just I like the guy He was a funny He was in the thing

Which was great John Carpenter was a thing And all sorts of other stuff I remember the first I think one of the first time I ever did an open mic It was in the city He was like a New York Comedy Club

And I remember it was like During the day It was like a 3 o'clock thing or something and there was a guy who was in, like, medical scrubs that might have had blood on him with, like, a jacket over it, and then, like, some woman who was, like, literally 95 years old waiting before the club opened up to do the open mic,

because you had to get there and sign up, because, you know, it was kind of first come for a serve, and they were just talking, commiserating, I guess, about sending, like, jokes into, there's things you can do where you send jokes into, like, late-night talk shows, and, like, they'll maybe take them, And if they take them, you get 50 bucks or something. I mean, never something I did.

Doesn't sound, it sounds like you just kind of, like, I don't even know, like, is he, whatever. But this guy is just furious because someone stole his joke. But here's the thing. I don't even know why the, they were talking about, like, the talk show thing, but, like, I think we just know if they're open mic or perhaps, because, like, no one on this night show said the line,

oh, it looks like Wilford Brimley on, or should I even say this? Yeah, I can say it. what i'm worried to some fucking guy who probably died like a covid medical thing like he's gonna sue me because i repeated his thing no i'm i'm crediting the guy he was insisting that the line oh like like it's like wilford brimley on coke and someone else says that and like you know this this is this is joke dvry of the highest order this is this can't be parallel thinking no one else would come up with the idea of wilford brimley on coke which you know i didn't i'm like it's

There are easier things to get to you than that. But, I mean, imagine that, like, that's why you couldn't make it because someone stole the analogy, or you saying, oh, this is like, Wilford Brimley. No one even knows now who Wolverbrimley is. I mean, if I showed you a few things, you go, yeah, okay. Like, this was, like, fucking, this wasn't the middle of the... I'm not, like, going...

This wasn't an open mic in the 1980s. When, like, even then, Wolframer was never a fucking, like, star. Who the fuck? This is, like, Wolverham, who are you fucking Dennis and? Miller? Fucking Boer Brim, this is like a fucking Marquis de Sard playing with a ukulele.

Like, who gives a shit? Um, that's just a memory that occurred to me when Milfer Brimley died, but, you know, he was a good guy. I liked the guy. I didn't know him. Bill Clinton's epito

is trending. Which I guess is, you know, fair game. Uh, I don't know why. I mean, you got the Trumps, right? the fucking or were they on epstein's plane fucking don trump was on epstein's plane and it's like look does everyone go from the plane fuck kids i don't know i mean they released these documents i sort of look

apparently they did something with the redaction where like they were they redacted these documents but didn't do a good job you could just copy and paste them or then they were like uh you could see who they were named i don't i mean i don't know who what names came out they weren't supposed to come out i don't know how any this works i'm not following it's I'm not, you know, I'm not Whitney Webb. Go read Whitney Webb. She's the, you know, actual journalist, you know, combing through this stuff. I'm just sitting here going, you know, look, Bill, I get it.

Bill Clinton is, who else was it? Well, they're saying that James Gunn was on the plane and fuck. I mean, look, look, there's a lot of pedophiles. We know the Catholic Church has priests, though. Why aren't we ever stopping them? I'm not saying we shouldn't focus on politics, but, like, it does seem like we give a pass to the Pope. Like the Pope

If we you know If anything else was doing what the Pope was there I just knocked the camera It doesn't matter But whatever The point is I don't know why we give the Pope a pass He's gonna, you know

Oh these guys are satanic ones Yeah but they're not wearing devil horns You know If they were walking around And like Lucifer pajamas They were walking around like Lucifer pajamas Fucking you know Acting like this is so great

And now we're gonna You know Hey kid look at my fucking um bathamette fucking you know cod piece yeah i mean look that would be okay then the satan thing would play but i don't think the same thing plays right now because the catholic church though is like you have these guys and these fucking you know crazy ritual like 15th century fucking garbs i used to be an old war i remember we were fucking swaying incense we're going La-na-na-na-la-la-la-la-la-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha.

It's a fucking chant. That's like the Holy Thursday shit and the fucking incense and you're fucking... It's like that scene from fucking Seventh Seal. What's the type of a sign? Whatever. The Bergman film. I was confused. Once does that mean more thing and one's the Burton film.

But the Bergman, they're all the fucking chanting and they're fucking flailing themselves with the whips. And it's like, that's... And that's who's fucking the kids. And it's like, is that better than Satanist? A Satanist in a suit Or a Satanist in a sports Ensemble, perhaps

Like a fucking Like an Adidas jump suit But it happens to be a Satanist That's worse than the guy in the chain I mean I don't know if anyone's worse than the other But if one is I feel like it's the fucking one with the chanting and the incense I mean

And also like Satan is kind of supposed to fuck your kids In theory I'm not saying we should allow it this because they're Satanous I'm saying but if you think about it Like the devil best the devil would do that like oh who's the devil's the guy who's like you know the worst thing in the world and you know he eats your lunch when you're not looking um and he fucks your kids and you go oh shit you know i don't like him no no he shouldn't mean do you want to live in his

thing when you're dying no no he eats my lunch you know yeah he fucks he's a fucking kid yeah but you want me i'll get hungry i don't have kids i'll get hungry um that's he's a scoundrel He's a bad guy And, you know, but then they go, Oh, my God, the angels, and they're good.

You can live there. It's like, oh, so they don't fuck kids. They're like, so they don't fuck kids. What? But they don't eat your sandwich. And that ain't nothing.

That ain't nothing. So, I mean, I feel like it's just, you know, that's worse. If you're the God guy and you're doing it,

it's, yeah, because, you know, at least, at least, you know, the kids not going,

I can't believe the angels in heaven gang fucked me. or whatever you know I'm not trying to make light of it but you know there's an internalization I imagine as a kid your imagination is running wild and you still believe in God perhaps

and you're going wait so that guy is like God's guy on earth and he's fucking all this stuff I mean good look there's the act and there's the trauma that goes on to your whole life that's part of the thing or this whole benefit it's a lot of trauma right so it's like don't you think it'd be a lot more

if I told you the devil existed I mean look I don't think it'd be this simple that kid you know a victim would just be like he got me the devil got me fair enough no it's not going to be like that but i feel like it's easier to this less mental trauma to the devil fucking you than to like the angel like they're like they're like well what are the angels so they just you know it's a whole thing and then they start you know doing drugs and robbing people perhaps i'm not saying all pedophiles become robbers or drug you i'm just saying these would be understandable fucking things to happen i wouldn't blame

you if you start fucking you know becoming a corrupt cop who shoots fucking pharmacist i don't know whatever, like the scenes of a bad lieutenant. I'm just saying, like, none of this stuff is good. None of it's excusable, but I get it. You know, your whole worldview got fucked. Because, you know, meanwhile, the devil, it's like, ah, the devil, that guy, I knew he wasn't good.

So it makes more sense. Because he wasn't a good guy to begin with. And he shouldn't have done what he did, but, you know, you know, it's, uh, I think kids crave more than anything a logical consistency. That's the definition of any kind of child entertainment. It's just, you know, keep it logically. consistent don't just have leaps of uh plot leaps and all that they crave uh you know if you

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