Kump - 44 - The Education of Kump

Episode Date: August 23, 2020

Ray discusses physical altercations with his teachers, not letting his kids politically sabotage him, the secret shipping wars currently being fought, and much more.

Hello and welcome to Kump. I am back. I have gotten over my various eye infections, my pink eye, my residual redness is gone. I am a survivor I don't know why victims of pink eye don't get the same kind of credit as someone who almost dies of cancer

the reasons may be obvious but I still think it's selfish I think I should be lauded for not washing my hands or my sheets it's fine I'm doing fine you know not changing my contacts that's my business you tell me it's preventable

well you sound like a bigot you sound like a person who judges the sick and wants to see him die you're a terrible american i have a great amount of resilience a great amount of uh i'm a rugged individual and i've survived so we're not going to dwell on the past but uh you can find more details on the patreon if you want i think i talked about more but we're not going to talk about not washing hands right now. That's for the, you know, this is, we're here for the future. We're here to bring you into the next, whether, I guess we're already in the 21st,

whatever the next thing is by the, it's a crazy time. It's a crazy time where we no longer even look to our leaders for their sage wisdom or even their foibles. We look for proxy wars which are fought between the, you know, amongst the children of the powerful. You know, we look to, we see someone in the seat of power and we go, what does that person's middle, what do you call, teenage daughter think of, you know, the geopolitical ramifications of these decisions? what is claudia conway i mean what is what are we doing i've been outspoken i don't want to hear from children i don't care what they think they're dumb all right this isn't dougie

hauser all right i watched dougie haverser recently and uh i just watch as a kid you know was neil patrick harris um if you never seen it he's a 16 year old doctor i don't mean a 16 year old in med school this is a guy who i believe he got in if you look at the opening title credits it's a picture of him with braces he looks like a milk carton kid which is you know is that he does he looks like you know johnny gosh uh on a milk carton but instead of being you know kidnapped by uh Oklahoma based sexual predator networks he got into harvard med school and he's took it to classes and he's he's a functioning doctor he's he's

treating people's erectile issues. He's digging around inside vaginas and assholes, just pulling things that he works in, you know, I imagine the emergency room. I only watched one episode recently, but I'm sure he's, you know, it's not the most realistic show, so he's probably digging around inside people,

pulling it. You know, there's a lot, I mean, it might be a cliche. I knew guys at the morgue who were nurses, and, you know, they would tell me about how, the prevalence of, you know, I mean, this is a common thing if you know anyone in the medical industry But it's just the things in the asses

Things get stuck in asses If you're going to stick something in your ass Get a dildo One that has like a stopper in the back So it doesn't go all the way yet But these people shove things in their ass And they can't get them out And they go to the, you know, the doctor

And say, hey, I got this Uh, free-huh unit You know, the recharge thing When you recharge a refrigerator It's in my ass Can you pull it out? That's what they have a check. child doing on the show it's perverse almost i mean he's not literally doing that but you have to

imagine he's doing that was he going to tap out as soon as ass stuff comes up oh you know that's a little above i mean they had him being like sexually harassed by a nurse in the first episode and then uh you know she was like seducing him and then they like oh like he was in one of those operating theaters which i don't even know that all hospitals have those but like it was one when Kramer was watching the surgery in Seinfeld, and he drops the junior mint of the guy's abdomen. It was like that, but they're all just watching him. The lights come on, as she's like, takes his pants off. And they were all laughing at him.

Look at you, you're a small dick child. You thought you were going to get sexual fucked by a nurse. But now we're all laughing at you. Happy birthday. It was a happy birthday. It was a surprise party. And you're all just seducing. This nurse seduces him.

and then they all just laugh at his tiny pecker and it's fine and they come after, oh, we didn't mean anything by it. Yeah, but that's how, even in a world where a child is a doctor, that's how much they respect them. So even in the Dugiehouser scenario, there was still an acknowledgement

that like you're a subhuman person, you're a child, and like you've passed the medical boards or whatever it is. You've taken the MCATs. you can't drive but you you you deliver babies but we will still laugh at your tiny pecker but now we've entered the world in the real world where just you know idiot children I mean look is Greta Dundberg no she's probably a reasonably intelligent 12 year old or whatever she is which means nothing to me she's not yeah she's she's does she even go

with school I guess she's dropped out this is not the Greta Thunberg, you know, shit on her hour. I got no inherent problem with Greta... She's fine. I used to talk a lot of shit, too, when I was in high school. I used to go up to priest in my... I was in a Catholic high school before I kicked out. I remember once I got a kick, I got really religious for a week

because I wanted to reform the church. And this is before I was even really aware of the Catholic church's, you know, pedophilia problems. I just thought it was a bloated bureaucracy that needed to be reigned in. and I was going to fix it so I got in the face of the chapel at one point so you know saying to him

I'm going to become a priest and I'm going to you know route out these you know corrupt priests and I'm going to I'm going to you know become the Pope and they called a school psychologist on me they called my parent or they made me see a psychologist

because it was threatening to him maybe you know maybe he was threatened by the you know his power he felt his power an influence being threatened, but also physically he felt threatened. He felt like I was the kind of guy who might, you know, get violent, take out my grudges on him, which, you know, I was.

I mean, I wouldn't waste my time. You know, if I, you know, I'm not going to, you know, I'm going to start beating up a priest. I mean, I did, you know, one time we were in the hallway after school, I didn't, like, I almost got a lot of trouble, but like, he bumped into me as far as I see it. We're both walking in the hallway. It's a game of chicken. And, like, I'm supposed to move out your way. We're just to move out my way.

And he acts like I body checked him. Which I don't think that's a fair, fair, you know, analysis of the events. But, you know, he did go into the wall maybe. Like, he was a fat guy. But, you know, I wasn't a skinny guy. But, you know, I guess I was a little more agile. I don't know.

I didn't check him. But he definitely, you know, whatever. So there's definitely a precedent. for him, you know, I think it was before perhaps I said I wanted to become the Pope. So, look, I can come off a little abrasive sometimes. So maybe, you know, whatever.

Point is, I, you know, I can relate to Greta Thunberg. One time I, you know, I used to run through the halls because the halls would be crowded. And people just didn't know how to, I mean, you can probably relate if you're a driver and driving in traffic. And, like, people just kind of dumb up their ass and you're trying to get to work and you're weaving in that traffic.

Everyone, everyone, I guess not everyone, I feel like everyone does it, but then you have some people who are like, no, I follow the rules of the road. And it's like, all right, well, you know, thanks, nark. But, you know, the point is that I would do that in the hallway. I would just kind of like bob and weave. I didn't do full on park horror, but I would bounce off walls and get angles. And I remember one time I was just moving, darting through the hallway, and I feel this, like, pull on me. And so what's going on here? And I thought it was one of my friends just being a dick.

so I just kind of jerk my, you know, elbow back into, you know, their face and it turned out to be, I don't know what he was. The dean, the dean seems more important. He was, like, the disciplinary, I guess he was a dean of sorts or some guy. He wasn't a teacher. He was like an ex-cop, old man who would, like, go around and just trying to get you in trouble, give you the attention. And he just, I laid him out on the floor. It wasn't a purposeful thing. I wasn't trying to attack the guy.

I mean, I had nothing against them, per se. but he got splayed out and he was so curfuffled Is that the word? Discombobulated By getting just fucking I mean he'd probably realize Why am I putting hands on a kid

Why am I putting hands on this kid This kid's fast as lightning He's darting through the holes And I'm gonna try to pull him back He gets an elbow right to the face He probably felt like he deserved it Because he pulls me into the side hallway You know, it's like a square

Or school was like a square And he pulls me as the side one Where there's a lot of traffic He's like, you can't go running around like that. You can't go running. Got to lunch. She's got it like fucking going to Gary. Just got to lunch.

And that's what, you know, that's part of the game. It's just going to, you know, be aggressive and just punch teachers and, you know, maybe it'll work out. Maybe, you know, I definitely eventually got kicked out of school, but whatever. That's not the point. The point is I understand, you know, Greta's whole thing. Greta's whole, she's just kind of, she's, you know, if people listen to me, when I was, when I was talking about being the Pope, if people just started going,

well that's really interesting Ray why don't you tell me about the problems of the catholic church i would have kept going i would you know if i wasn't you know when if when i started spouting off telling people how yeah how the world should be reorganized um and they were like well we want to hear why don't why don't you come to this conference and tell us more about how the catholic church can be restructured uh with a more charitable yeah i would i would have become a monster I would have become a fucking lunatic who would have been, you know, indicted for, like, tax evasion type stuff, even though it's a true, you don't have to pay taxes, I guess. But, you know, I would have found a way to scam, you know, I'm not above taking a little till off the top.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm, am I religious man anymore? Not particularly. But I could still see myself, you know, I don't, I'm not a megachurch guy. I'm not going to pretend to heal people. I'll draw the line there. but now, you know, maybe, oh, we got to put a fucking thing on the church, like a new, what you call it, a garden, or we got to buy a new crucifix, life-sized crucifix to scare children.

These children aren't scared enough. We need to put more blood and shit and piss on the crucifix. No offense to Jesus, but I imagine if you're on a crucifix, you're pissing. I mean, you have to piss, right? That's one thing you've ever seen the crucifix is to get all into the blood. But everyone got mad about pissed Christ. I like to bring up Chris Piss Christ from now and again. I probably mentioned it in older episodes.

I don't remember all the details, but it was a, I believe it was an NIA grant with National Endowment of the Arts was sort of funded by the government, I guess, and this guy made a Christ out of piss. I think it was, or he used piss as a paint. I don't remember. Or was it a liquid sculpture? They called it Piss Christ.

And people lost their mind. This is like the 80s or 90s maybe. But, I mean, there probably would have been pissed on Christ. You know, and this is, again, not to be defamatory, but, like, if you're on a cross. See, the crucifix thing, it gets, you know, Jesus is the only guy who, like, spent three hours on the cross. Because usually the whole thing, and you can see you watch Game of Thrones. You saw that thing when most of you probably watched that show, and she got all pissed off. The, the, the Clarice, or whatever her name was, because, you know, she sees the kids and the peasants being crucified, you know, just hanging there.

That's what a crucifixion was. You hung there. The whole idea is that you're hanging from your arms and legs. I mean, the nail, maybe they nailed you sometimes. I think most times they roped you. They tied you to the cross. But whatever. We'll let them have the artistic flare of the nails.

And you would, you know, basically be propping yourself up. And on this little footstool. Because if you didn't, basically, you would suffocate. It's like a suffocation kind of thing. Because, like, it's something to do with the lungs being, I don't know, like the position. of the chest under the arms it suffocates you so you eventually you lose your leg strength over the time and you can't hold yourself up um so you just kind of you know suffocate i guess at that point

and you ride on the cross you leave you to rot but uh i guess the whole the whole thing of jesus was the passover and they wanted to get it over with whatever so they they busted his legs up that's why they broke his legs so he couldn't hold himself up and they pierced them i guess to make sure they didn't make sure he was dead i don't know this is not this is not a fucking theology class the point is you don't think people on crosses piss themselves you don't think they shit them i'd shit myself you think i'm gonna like i'm not a guy who shits in public i'm not a guy who's like even like a piss in public i have friends who like hang out and drink and smoke weed and people's backyards at parties and i'm like oh i got he's a bathroom and they go

just pissing you know in the bushes i didn't like that i mean i think i don't i talked in recent episodes about, you know, how I don't like to... I don't like to shit at camp. You know, I like to keep my bathroom shit private, but I mean, if I'm not, if you're going to put me on a cross, you can watch me shit. That's the, that's the deal. That's a transaction we've, we've agreed on. But, uh, nevertheless, point is, so I don't, you know, but I, would I buy, you know,

so if these rich, I'd go some rich diocese, diocese, whatever. And, uh, I'd say, hey, we need a new crucifix. We need a new, uh, um we need new stations of the cross those stained glasses and i take money off the top i mean i again i'm speaking against the the excesses of rome and the corruption in the church but i would just jump right on there but i won't pretend to heal your grandma your crippled grandma i'm not going to like put my hand in her head and just be like oh now you can walk and then like just give her some amphetamines or something and then they're like you know pull her up you know just

just pull them up sometimes it's probably just all a scam it's probably just all like a shell game or shill, what they call it, or grift. People probably just plants. Why don't you cure... I mean, none of them curing coat. That's low-hanging fruit. Why don't you cure a coat? Yeah, I mean, look, people want to believe.

They want it. They want you to scam them. They want something. They just, you know, it's worth it to them for some guy in a fucking nice suit. They don't even want investments anymore. They want a guy in a nice suit, fucking, you know, with a handkerchief.

and, you know, maybe he drives a nice miata, a miyatta, or a range rover, a nice tasteful range rover, land rover, even if you want to get more continental, and just, you know, and just take their money and tell them that they're not just a fat Dorito eating slob, which they are, which I am. I don't need that. That's the only thing that separates me. It's like, I know what I am. But, uh, so I'm not above, but yeah, that's not going to be me, but I will,

siphon money from the crucifix. And I would still deliver one with piss on it, because I feel like that's artistically or deologically consistent. It'd really make you connect to Jesus more. Like, this is a guy. This is a guy who, and like, don't give him abs. I mean, like, this whole idea of, like, you know,

was he black? I don't think he was black. I think he's probably more like Arab. I don't know for sure anthropologically. But, I mean, you know, it's probably, you know, I don't know who was in Palestine or wherever, of Galilee at the time, but he's probably like an Arabi kind of, he definitely wasn't blonde and blue eyes and white.

But the point is, you know, and then people would take issue with that, but no one takes issue with the fact that he didn't have, you know, shit all over his leg. Which I think would make humanize him. His whole point is he's human. He dies for your sins. He shit himself for your sins. That shouldn't be sacrilegious. But, uh,

so these are the kind of things that I would do if I was, you know, given the, the cart munch that a Greta Thumburg does. So I'm not judging her, but nevertheless, I don't know why we listen to her. I don't know what we have to learn from a child there's scientists who went to school for this who've been telling this for years and uh you know we don't listen to them a lot anyway or at least a lot of people don't whatever i mean the point is i don't know that if you know if the if the issue is uh

entrenched corruption and a confluence of uh you know incentives uh you know also where kids this is not three ninjas right this is not uh some movie like like Free Willie with the Whale Kid, but they wouldn't have shot that kid. E.T. The kid really gotten shot. I mean, they had a controversy because they pulled the guns out of the movie

to put like walkie-talkies. But those federal agents, they knew what the deal. Even back then, they knew. Like, you know, a federal agent was ready to shoot that kid because this alien is a more important thing. No one wants to see a kid shot over it. By the way, you look at that fucking... There's a thing online.

Go look up E.T. The kid audition. The kid who plays... What's the kid's name? I was never that into ET, but Eli or Ellie, whatever his name is, it's haunting for a couple of reasons. One, it's an incredible performance. I mean, it ends with, you know, Spielberg in the background and going, you got the job, kid, because he's just crying on demand, and he's just, like, you know, beside himself. He's like, you can't take him.

Like, stuff, they seem to be riffing with the kid because he's going like, you know, he's like, well, you can't take the alien. He's my alien. And he's like, well, we have to take him. I mean, it's our job to take him. Like, stuff has obviously not written in a script. They're just winging it, and the kid's responding. I can't play, because I think I'll ever get, like, you know,

it'll hold these copyright infringements or whatever on YouTube. But you can find it easily, I'm sure. Go look at it. And, like, it's haunting because the kid's incredible. The kid's not that good in the movie, if I remember. I haven't watched 18 a long time, but I don't remember being moved by this kid's performance. It's almost, I don't want to accuse it anyway. But it does seem like, you know, the kid might have been in an emotional state

before they rolled cameras. I don't want to feed conspiracies and accuse anyone, but I don't know why that kid, you know, when the cameras were involved in the movie, the kid's just kind of like, I don't take my friend, he's my friend. But he's just fucking, he's like,

you know, Matt Merrill Streep in that moment. So what was going on? I want to know what was going on before they turned that camera on. I mean, you know, we all know what Hollywood's like. Even if they were just torturing a fucking his brother, you know, maybe they wereboarded the kid. Whatever.

It's not everything's pedophilia. Sometimes they just want a warboard a kid, these Hollywood types. Whatever. I mean, not everything gets to be reduced to the same type of... There's a lot of different types of evil out there. You know, you can waterboard. They might have just been shoving, you know, bamboo shoots in his fucking fingernails. Who knows?

But he was upset. But he was great, great. He never worked again as you think. You know, you think, like, well, maybe he worked a couple times, but he definitely didn't become... This wasn't like Corey Feldman or Corey Hayne who ended up having a career. This is, you know, whatever.

the point is why are we I don't need to listen to a child and now we're getting to it so is Claudia Conway woman girl was she 16 or something 17 I feel like they took away her

Twitter before now it's back and she and she is like just talking shit about her mother on on Twitter which is like it seems bizarre to me it's the most insane because Kellyan Conway is not someone that, look, you should really take seriously.

I'm not trying to, like, you know, be partisan here, but the woman's kind of a clown. She might be smart. I mean, you know, maybe some of this stuff of strategies is her, but her public persona is, like, goofy and wild. It's just like, you know, and, like, you know, she might, like, this is that guy who works in the Kremlin. I always forget his name, but he, like, you know,

he's pioneered a lot of this, you know, hypernormalization type shit in the past 20 years in the Kremlin. She might be that kind of a witch. kid uh kelly ann conway and she just you know is a big work and good for her if it is i mean not good for the country but good for her it's a good scam it's like kaiser soce shit but you shouldn't really need to be like no one who's going to be swayed by like there's really no attack it's almost a great cover because you know what you're gonna do you're gonna fucking uh find some clown you know you're gonna go off to

i mean no one really billy bush was a billy bush no billy carter billy carter was jimmy Gordon's brother. There was something called Billy Beer, right? And my friend had a can. His dad had a can in his, like, a living room. It was funny. As a kid, I didn't even know what the hell this was. They were conservative. It was a little big joke to them. They had

a bumper sticker saying, don't blame me. I didn't vote for Slick Willie. But he had on his, you know, like the wall of the garage, they didn't bother putting on the car. Because they were tasteful. And there was a certain level of like, yeah, it's fun, and we'll laugh about this, but we're not going to, you know, putting bumper stickers in your car is a whole other level of

I remember as a kid seeing just In the late 90s still seeing like Perot bumper sticker or something People just stick in the Perot Well it's good for you I mean Russ Perrault That guy I mean no one got close to what Perra did Third Party wise where you got like 13%

And they claimed they kidnapped his daughter They claim pro pro was in 92 He was a oil billionaire I believe And they claim he claims his daughter was kidnapped We got out of the race but he got back in and even after all that like uh the few months of like not really being in it you know it makes you a credibility look weak if you get out of the race and get back in and he and he still had like 13% or some shit which is just daunting compared to what we have

now like nader at best got like 2% and like now no one can even like I mean there isn't even a viable third party or not there was a vibe you know I mean even no one's even getting like fucking close to anything so uh but point is Carter Billy Carter You know Like we got like You debate

Billy Carter's politics And call him a clownish person And that was it It's like this is the liability's there So what is Claudia I mean Is Claudia kind of even whipping up the base Because that's the argument they were trying to make

It's like who you're like you know Who you're swaying here Now just to get our base energized We went in like Are we really getting energized Because of no nothing child? is like talking shit about her mother online yes this is this is the fucking this is like the west wing moment the jeb bartlett you know this is this is this is this is the the

gauntlet being this is the hope the hope thing from obama the fucking it was posters and shit hoping change this this you know claudia conway just shit posting her mother on twitter i mean i don't the one thing i'll say is this the one thing it would If I was inclined to vote for Trump, I'm paying very close attention to Claudia Conway now. So, you know, I'm giving them this one thing. It might be a good strategy. Because what Claudia Conway needs to do, what I would do,

if my kid ever fucking opened their mouth about me in public, about this kind of, I would destroy this kid. I would have the fucking CIA plant evidence of this kid shit in themselves, doctor photos. um find old boyfriends and just say oh this girl was just smelled all the time you don't want to do sexual you don't want to be like oh she was that's gross all right it's still a child but you can say she smells all right you can say that you know she always had fucking stupid you know taffy in her teeth and she likes watching fucking um that stupid movie the kissing boot on Netflix she watched

50 i would just be that she watched the kissing boot 50 times on Netflix I fucking, I kept track. She watched that stupid movie. This is who you're listening to. You know, fucking, you know, if Chris, where's name is? The guy from Fox News came to me and said, oh, your daughter, you know, has said that, you know, your politics or embarrassment. I'm like, first of all, she always smells like piss. I don't know why.

I gave her a bathroom. I gave her a bathroom. I gave her plenty of pants and underwear. I give her money for that stuff. and she always just smells like pit Is she bathing in piss? I don't know. And it's lies.

I mean, she probably doesn't smell like pit. I'm saying, if you're gonna, like, I'm never let my child. I've never let any child get over on me. But like my own, my own child? I mean, look, I've talked last week about fighting my dad and not taking shit, but yeah, I was an older, I mean, I was, it was two grown men living in a house,

and they shouldn't have been anymore, and I had to move out, and it was fine. But, you know, but I'm going to go running, my mouth in public against my political daddy no no if I'm the daddy that ain't happening

we're fucking we're just gonna fucking you know I would make fake songs that she I would like just sample her audio and just make stupid K-pop videos like I would just fucking sit like fake love letter she sent to like the Jonas brothers and some shit just fucking

you know and just just make her look like a moron I would just be I mean again You don't, look, this day and age, who knows what these, like, psychopaths really do? Might be still be tasteful. We're not doing anything creepy.

You can say a kid's smell. That's the only what you need to do. Because a kid doesn't know how to come back from that. Well, you say to me, you smell. Yeah, because I'm a man of people. I piss myself because I don't fucking... I'm not allowed in the upper class's bathrooms. They keep me out of their bathrooms.

They keep me out of their foyeres in there, and they won't let me into their homes to use their piss holes. So I have to piss on the streets with the people. with the blood and the salt of the earth and I shit myself in solidarity, but she can't pull that off. She's not me. I can pull,

I can come back from that. But you, some fucking teenage girl, you say, yeah, you fucking smells like piss. Get lost. Scram.

So I don't, so if Kellyanne Conway allows this to happen, I don't, you know, I don't, because Trump is, if he's known for one thing, it's not taking shit.

Um, to a fault. I mean, you know, he will run his mouth. He'll, He'll go crazy. Just, you know, attack.

He'll just, you know, he'll use the fact that your wife died as a shot against you. His wife died of cancer. How much, how good of a husband could he have been? I'm sure he said that about Biden. If he didn't, you can have that one, Trump. I mean, I wouldn't use that. But, I mean, he was talking about his dead son, wasn't he? I mean, I don't know.

Point is, well, you let your son die of whatever. Point is, so this is what the campaign is known for. It's an alpha campaign. So if Cali Ann Conway allows this shit to go on, then, you know, I think it's definitely, it's a good gambit. So I think she should come out and just, you know, um, yeah, just drop some fucking,

uh, do, do some deep fake videos like, you know, for her doing like fucking stupid TikTok dancing. I don't know. I don't know what kids even do. What would kids do that be embarrassing anymore? These kids all put themselves online, um, just, you know, dancing like morons and no one's funny. no one has any fucking time i haven't seen a talented kid since fucking uh the kids from a t the last

talented kid i mean honestly like what were the kids from my family no he's not great i'm trying to think of a kid who's good in the movie any i mean free willie that kid sucked Jurassic park that kid was lame um Elijah wood was good but the movie north Elijah wood i might listen to if Elijah wood came out and said my dad is a piece of shit My dad's a scumbag. Don't, and he's like a dentist. Don't be, don't go to his dental practice, all right? Look at my teeth.

He didn't do these teeth. This is the Hollywood money. I fucking had to use my radio flyer money. Did I talk about radio flyer recently, how dumb that movie is? There's a pet peeve of mine, but radio flyer. He was great. He was great, dude. Elijah Wood's great in it.

There's a scene where, uh, Elijah Wood is talking to a buffalo and some kind of weird what seems like a drug-induced dream sequence but I guess just a regular dream sequence because the whole point is the dad the stepdad or whatever beats the kids particularly the little one The little one's actually the one from Jurassic Park Who was kind of annoying in that movie

I'm not saying he deserved to get beat But you know again I stick by that Elijah were good But the kid But he asked the Buffalo Why is the king They call him the king He probably wanted to be called the king

He liked Elvis I guess He goes why isn't the king hurt Bobby and not me He's like, because Bobby can't fight back. But like Elijah Wood is, like, fucking 10 years old in this movie, and you know who the dad is, the stepdad? It's fucking Adam Baldwin. If you don't know who that is, it's full metal jacket, the guy who played Adam on Mother,

the guy with a fucking huge machine gun. And you're going to tell me that guy can't take Elijah Wood also? Well, this is not even, this is the digression, but it's a pet peeve of mine. The movie's not as good as you remember. It's not terrible. And Tom Hank, I remember being annoyed by Tom Hanks too in that movie. He's a ghoul.

Yeah, but if Elijah Wood was talking shit about his dentist dad, then yeah, I'll fucking, I'll get on board. I'll give him a little bit of a, I'll hear him out. But it's Claudia Conway, what is she done? You got to shut her, you got, you got to, you know, you got to stop this, politically. Again, I'm not supporting, I'm not looking for any, you know, I'm not trying to promote, you know, the Trump campaign winning and Kelly, you know, I'm not going to be sitting there where Kellyan Conway drinking champagne, you know, hugging each other when we won. It's not the point. The point is just, you know, as a political analysis, analysis, whatever the fuck I am, analyst. That's me.

You got post-opt-this. You can't let this stand. It's weak. Never let your kid. I mean, let your kids speak sometimes. It's more like raise your kid to not think that they should speak in mixed. I'm not talking about, like, in their mixed company. When you bring them to a cocktail party, which, you know, it probably shouldn't.

but they should be polite and should go nice to meet you and maybe they they they you know you can have them do some kind of parlor trick like I could say old my dad never used this but I could say all the presidents in the row Washington Adams Jefferson Madison Mass and Merrill Adams Jackson and Talleyville Taylor from Lippon Johnson Grant Hayeskawr author Cleveland Hampton Cleveland, Cleveland, McKinley Roosevelt, Taffield and Hardin Coolidge who's a rover Roosevelt troubinized now

Kenny Ford Kennedy Johnson Ford Carter Reagan Bush Nixon I haven't done in years by you do it like you do it I had to fucking do it for a thing. The point is, yeah, you know, that's so impressive, I'm sure there's a lot of you. But you probably couldn't even name the president. And I can do, most of the time I can do that. I just, whatever, I'm out of practice. The point is, no one ever asked me to do that.

I didn't just volunteer that, but if I had, I had my back pocket. And these kids don't even have that. They have nothing to offer. They can't recite things. They can't impress people. So it's bizarre. It's bizarre to me. You got to do something about that.

Moving on, I guess. We're in a weird, um, it's a very weird pattern I'm seeing with the shipping elements of this country. All right? It's a very bizarre, on the first level,

he, because something caught my eye. You know, I was preparing for the show, and a UPS driver was accused of Oregon highway shootings. Now, I don't, you don't need to get into all the detail but apparently there's a spree of shootings i'm not sure

people died but a uPS driver uh is apparently a suspect probably you know they don't usually frame ups driver so i'm not you know it's probably the case it's probably early it might be early goings maybe you know maybe you know in a week we'll find out it's not him let's just assume it is him it seems like it is and at first glance you're like well that's just i mean like anyone could be a shooter right you got to do something for a living you got to do something okay but then you guys start thinking like all right well shipping because at first I heard I saw USPS you know which the way I thought I read which is like that's weird with the whole election thing this whole thing with the there's like a rebellion going on with the

the US Postal Service this Trump is trying to uh throw some shade on the postal service the ability it seems like at first they organically wanted to cut the budget right you know like a typical Republican administration trying to privatize the shipping I'm yeah it's probably where organically it started but then it seems like you know it was accelerated with the pandemic shit

with the realization that we're going to have to use these absentee ballots and look regardless look do we need to use them there's arguments to be made that you know a lot like for instance in New York the transmission rate's gotten very low or the whatever you go infection rate

I'll be honest I'm not sure but the rest of the country I'm sure but it's not great it seems prudent to develop you know put in place this system

Trump seems convinced you know more I'm not trying to litigate that you know part of it I don't buy it with the interesting thing though is the postal service is fighting back

because their budget is being cut they're you know they're also look to be fair they're losing overtime so if I work for them I get mad too I mean, like, look, you get a job, you get a good gig.

Everyone wants a good gig. Everyone wants to shit. I don't want to shit on the Postal Service for like, you know, because they're the ones, you know, whatever the... How much is the U.S. government give them now? I'm not sure. But I can't... It's not a tremendous amount compared to what we put on fucking cruise missiles and predator drones. It'll always be at least one per predator drones.

I mean, it's not the first flood I've had this episode, but predator drones and, you know. And then I get it. I get, there really isn't much to America besides warfare anymore. So I guess you have to keep it going. But, you know, part of the problem is why we got in this position in the first place. We're spending a, you know, trillion dollars a year, give or take on fucking war. So we're going to blame that, you know, because I'm sure some guys, the post office are getting over. And by getting over, I mean, they're making a decent living.

We're going to give them shit. We're going to, that's what we're going to cut cost. But they're fighting back. And you're seeing tweets going, like, hey, like, you know, if the fucking post office handled all these ballots, if everyone voted, street, whatever the amount of ballots it would be. It's like, what, 30% of what we do in the day or some shit?

They're giving these memes. And it's a valid point. Look, my point is this, like, you know, regardless, like, I've lost faith in America years ago. But, you know, there was a time when we, you know, when people said, let's go to the moon. And when Kennedy said that, we go, all right, you know, also, why did you kill Marilyn Monroe?

But the moon sounds cool. I mean, I don't know why you had to tag team Marilyn Monroe with your brother. poor Joe DiMaggio is heartbroken She's dead now You force pills down our throat But the moon does sound cool And if you can pull that off

We'd be impressed Now America did pull it off We we, you know We got the fucking Grumman And all these other You know, companies I'm not a moon nerd

I'm not again I'm not fucking Tom Not Tom Stupid Stupid what's his name Forst Gump Tom Hanks I'm not Tom Hanks

I'm not sitting down in New Orleans and the fucking the World War II Museum narrating movies going, remember? and fucking producing stupid moon die. Who gives a shit? You went to the moon. It's cool.

The point is we had a goal and we did it. And that used to be a thing that we liked. Like, it's more about what the people respond to. And the fact that no one seems even, you know, oh, you know, we're going to fucking, we can't handle some more mail. And everyone's like, yeah, that sounds about right. That, you know, that sounds about,

like it's kind of like you know when your parents tell you you have to apply to you know schools for college and you know ah it seems like a lot of work and it's like they're just like yeah no you're right it does seem like a lot of work to apply to a community college why don't you just go work at the movie theater and get fired for hitting the trash can button too many times which is something to happen to me we'll talk about that in future episodes maybe on the patreon i don't know remind me um if i don't if it doesn't come up in soon because that's a fun story about how I got fired from the movie theater wrongfully, wrongfully fired.

But the point is, it just seems like a real, a sad state that we just accept that that's normal. Yeah, no, no, really how much mail would come? I mean, they used to ship entire, like, fucking catalogs. Like, if you bought one thing, I mean, I would get B&H catalogs.

You buy one filter for $20, and they send you these massive catalogs for life. It used to be J.C. Penny catalogs, you know, where you'd have, like, you know, it would just be, like, the size of a goddamn, you know, dictionary. And everyone seemed to get them. You buy one thing a J.C. Penny. They might have given to you anyway. They used to send a fucking, they still send the stupid phone books. Those delivered. Point is, it seems crazy that we just accept that we're just such lazy slobs that we can't, you know, we can't scrounge together. I mean, the problem is the Congress posted, you know, $25 billion to fund it. I don't know if it's going to pass the house and Trump's going to be to it. It's all very bizarre.

But here's that. All right, so that's the thing. So you got the UPS guy and he got that guy or that thing, the whole thing, which is, how we feel about it is what it is. But then you remember, we're having with that judge. You know, the judge who was involved with the Epstein case, she was amongst other things, who was supposedly, you know, murder. Well, she wasn't murdered, but her son was killed

and her husband was shot by that, the guy, the ONA pest or whatever or the guy who called into ONA. I don't think he was a pest. He was a men's rights activist. But what did he pose as? A FedEx guy, which seemed, you know, didn't see, it just seemed like at the time,

like, oh, it's just a simple disguise to get closer. Like, you know, it would make sense if the guy wasn't a hitman. and got away with it and killed the target or you know whatever but then like you see i was bungled and he shoots himself later in like troy new york or some shit or rock rock rock rock rock ron new york rockland i think rocklin county it's like near westchester it's like across the tap and z bridge or some shit uh so it didn't really make sense but not but now maybe the whole point

there's a there's a tie together with all these shipping what what is it with shipping this year and these issues It seems like the future is going to be the new criminal gangs the new warlords will be shipping enterprises which makes sense because don't forget Amazon is also part of this

they have their own thing but they also use these services it's almost like when you have you know the the pipelines being built in all across, you know, Middle East, for instance, in Afghanistan, Pakistan, whatever of that shit. And, you know, we had, you know, the Syrian Civil War, which, again, I'm not the most micro-knowledgeable

about every aspect of pipeline development. But, you know, there seems to be a lot of these things going on where it's like it's really about, you know, laying pipeline between Russia and this and that and Kazakhstan and all this shit. And, you know, and that was a huge aspect, you know, resources of oil delivery. and that's how wars were you know wars are for for resource oil um and they're for over you know

the Iraq war for instance was it for just to get the oil I mean there's a lot of myriad I mean the amount of people who got massively rich off of that is probably the reason right like you look at that and go look why do they do it I don't look well a lot of people you know made trillions of dollars or billions and hundreds of billions and overall I mean there's tons of money got exchanged that's probably the reason that you know these people aren't stupid who planned the war and the war weren't very stupidly so occum's reason whatever happens probably what they wanted to happen i mean halberton made a lot of money we all know chainies about yeah this isn't rocket science so you look at this and you go bezos we're just guy in the

world and these stocks of you know for amazon just you know astronomically rising with the pandemic especially but you know if their goal is to get us in that you know stay in inside of at least for a certain, if the new norm is to stay more inside. The shipping is, you know, it was already accelerating. So the point is, is it absurd to think that the, there's a war, you know, that's secret right now, but there's a war going on about the shipping routes of America. I don't usually venture into, you know, full, you know, Alex Jones-esque territory, but this seems like it can't just be a coincidence.

I mean, it can, and probably, I don't know. As I'm saying it, though, it seems it would be crazy if it wasn't. It'd be crazy if they didn't fight over this, right? It'd be crazy to go, well, I mean, what's, you know, what's parallel to Amazon and delivery? I mean, the first thing is shipping. And it would just happen, and that would just be settled by accident? I mean, maybe that's part of the thing.

The idea is the U.S. Postal Service is probably being used by Amazon to a certain extent. And definitely are. But I've been saying, like, you know, most packages I get don't seem to be from them, but whatever. You know, a lot of it's UPS. But, I mean, I've, you know, but a lot of it apparently has been used by U.S.PS. They use that. And people call the subsidy. I'm not, maybe I should.

I should get an economist, a microeconomist to, like, you know, talk about this. Because this seems more and more realistic as I'm. talk because, you know, like, first of all, it was based on, you know, getting the subsidy from the government in this form. Maybe, maybe not. The point is, but the idea is the, you know, the FedEx, the DHL, the, you know, the UPS,

they, they, they, would, you know, wouldn't it make sense to get rid of the post office? If you have this tremendously profitable, potentially profitable thing, yeah, you want to fucking cartelize that industry. Just like the Federal Reserve did. You know, you want to fucking get your hands. and you're mitts and you fucking want control over this um today it's just you know money i mean

the election thing sure uh seems it seems like the more i mean the largest company in the world is amazon right it has to be or it's not i mean he basis is the most it's the most as the richest i don't i don't know if they're if they're you know market what we call it is bigger than apple yet but they're on their way they're big enough and they're shipping like crazy so are they running mercenary forces are they, you know, are there blackwater operators, whatever they call themselves now, XE services, are they black to back water, black water, I forget.

Are they, I mean, this, why were the UPS driver, you know, is this a false flag done by D.HL, done by FedEx, um, these Oregon shootings? Was the FedEx thing really not about Epstein at all? Was that UPS? Uh, or is it FedEx just, was the, you know, or have we looked at, you know, there's a lot, lot of cases that judge had it was also uh was a mob stuff or cartel stuff and we all dismissed

it was there a shipping thing involved in that we have to look into all these things because you mean that's probably what we're looking you know we're looking at the gangsterism of shipping and i mean why not i mean like you just have these truck convoys and if you know as things fall apart things will be shipped more and more it'll be mad max i mean you see we've all seen the road warrior or the new the newer one but in the world warrior was a truck convoy type thing wasn't it either way you know marauding gangs of guys of guitars um just attacking each other uh with oil and diapers and fucking you know copies of video games um bottles of seltzer whatever like it's all going to be uh has to be protected we're gonna have to you know we're gonna have the u.s military

is going to be primarily just fighting off these mobs of people trying to get at the amazon on trucks. So, I mean, it's, it's going to be a hugely lucrative thing going on here. And I don't think we can ignore it. It seems great. I mean, this is actually more serious than I was actually even envisioning. But this seems like, you know, we're on the precipice. Because as things closed down, look at what happened with the pandemic. I mean, the amount of things I had shipped to me, I never left the apartment. So, I mean, if I want to get my dildo, there's no story to go to. I get from the goddamn Amazon and you know i'm going to pay a pretty penny for it so i mean yes i mean i don't know how many you guys have video game guys but it's a hideo kojima guy he makes the

fucking metal gear saw a game what's what was what those games about those games are about this crazy device mech originally you know there's a lot of shit going on they're very convoluted they're fine probably the first couple i like them they're big they're ostentatious games and uh they're about this meck who delivers nuclear weapons and you know it's real it seems very nowadays. Oh, it's a mech that has a nuclear bomb. Who gives a shit? We got, you know, drones that can drop that shit. Exactly.

And look, here's the thing. So basically, Metal Gear style, he didn't want me, this guy's like a visionary. He wanted to keep making Metal Gear games. Konami is, you know, the company it makes them, was kind of forcing him for a while. And there was a whole back and forth drama. Again, not going to get into it right now.

But he come, you know, but a couple years ago, he basically just kind of quit or they fired. They basically fired them. Because they got into making Plachinko, the game The guy in the gambling machines It's called Pachinko It's a big gambling thing in Korea

Or Japan Where they just You know He's going these Pachinko parlors I think it's called And uh Whatever they Again

You think these things are motivated by one thing But it's motivated by another The game is they don't even care It's a huge selling video game They don't give a shit They're making Pachinko machines They don't give a fuck about Metal Gear solid And so whatever

They want to make Melgear he does And they fire him He leaves and makes this game And he believes this trailer for this game called Death Stranding. Because he's supposed to make a new talent. Oh, again. It was a cool. Well, I should have a video game thing in the Patreon

sometime because sometimes stuff comes up. You know, it's not really, my main squeeze. But the point is, it was a cool game. It was dark. It was some weird shit going on. He's carrying some fucking baby. No one knows what this game's about. We're all anticipating it for years.

It finally drops, like earlier this year, I think, or last year. And the whole thing is like a glorified shipping game. you're shipping things you have this weird like mech suit and you carry things across the desert wasteland and that's the game and people get really mad about it because like they're not some people liked it but like this game's kind of fucking tedious and just carrying and shipping things and like it's all about like you know you know you're on some kind of gyroscope fucking thing and like you know you to balance yourself i don't know point it seems boring i didn't play it i'll play it eventually maybe but now i'm looking at i going is this guy fucking onto something

is this guy is this guy is it prescient um seems to be it seems like the future is going to be shipping and uh i don't know i mean i find it's all very fascinating um it took a more serious turn than typical um but you know i we're we're going to follow up on this this is this took an interesting development i also want you know i briefly mentioned uh this new batman movie came out but then come out with the trailer um and right you know it's it's probably fine I don't care I don't care of this moody

it's just not people it's too dark I don't give a shit I'm not a child it's Batman who care but I do think there's a you know if you're gonna keep making Batman movies why not just make Batman like a slimy because Robert Patterson looks kind of

like emo-y and it like almost like a hybrid between Twilight and uh Good Time. Good Time is a movie If you haven't seen Good Time Everyone's talking about Uncut Gem this year It was great movie

But A Good Time is a movie That the Safty Brothers made before Uncut Jam It's also great Robert Patterson They filmed a bunch of it Adventureland In Rhode Island If you're a Long Island person

I used to go there as a kid And so I mean whatever I hate nostalgia But whatever Point is Why not make him just like a weird Slimy guy Like a guy who literally has goo.

And, like, it's a bat. Like, he shits himself all the time. And he's always just kind of spitting on people. Like, you can make him tough, but, like, also have, he has diseases. He has, like, sexually transmitted diseases, like, like, like, chlamydia. Um, he has, like, gout. And he's just, like, whatever you can treat. He has leprosy.

Why not have Batman have leprosy? Imagine a guy who fights criminals who gives them leprosy. That would be amazing. Like, why wouldn't the Batman just inject himself? or leprosy like his skin's always falling off i mean i guess it might throw a you know a curveball for the whole bruce wayne element of it all the whole like i'm i'm the uh i'm a rich playboy um but also i mean he's a he's just have he's by horrors by whores you know pay prostitutes like he's kind of obviously in the dark night right he's hanging out or is it bad when when they

have the the dinner with harvey dent he's like oh you become a hero you die of aids whatever you you know the famous speeches but like those girls are like mob are they whores right or they ballerinas i forget they should have been horrors and he should have whores he should be a weird Howard use type who like is just dying of leprosy and just beats people and has a gun and just shoots people and fucking also like why doesn't you ever just fucking like you know have a private army i mean like that's the thing in this day and age so i i don't know i'm just spitball here we we we had enough Batman movies

It's a cool enough character You can, yeah, go ahead and make it These people want to make money If you went out and you saw Good movies when they came out They wouldn't keep making Batman It's your fault I mean you go out and see Star Wars

I went out and saw it I'm part of the problem too Even though I hate the dumb movies But it's just they make them intriguing enough And look at Marvel movies The last couple were good Like they tie them together away Even when they make a bunch of shit movies

they're pretty mediocre. They tie him together at the end. So you remember it finally. Oh, this was great. You know, and you forget that, like, Iron Man 3 is just, you know, some guy just, you know,

having cold sweats in the night and then, like, you know, some kid builds his suit. Again, I'm so sick of these kids helping adults in movies, enough. Have, you know, that's why, you know, the Batman movies were good

because the old man Alfred going, like, I used to be part of the fucking British Raj. And I would, you know, he brushes over the pastes. You know, they're probably just killing Indians of,

Billions, you know, the British Empire wasn't great. I mean, George Orwell is famous to kill an elephant. He has to kill an elephant. I mean, I forget what the... People wanted it. Like, it was a stampeding elephant. The point is, there's the cost to pay for being an imperial agent. Which is brushed over, but still, he's an old man helping Bruce Wayne.

He's not some fucking little kid. Like, there's that movie with fucking... What's her name? The girl. She's in Juno. Ellen Page Where she was I think it was one of her first thing

She was called Jawbreaker Uh And she was like I guess this guy was a pedophile And she was a little kid You were like Kidnapped him And drugged them

And was torturing him Which is a noble enough You know pursuit But as a members I was watching It was a scene where like It's a full grown man I forget the guy's name

He's a Rand Patrick something Uh And he's a full grown man And she's like a little kid at this point And like he's just like on the tape like he's like on the floor at one point and he's on his big table and it's like how'd you what is this there's no pulleys here you know you're telling me you fucking lifted this guy to the table where's your fucking weird i mean if they showed her with like a cool pulley thing like in home

alone just like her like doing a little engineering that'd be fine but they don't earn it i'm just saying this is the anti-kid episode i guess kids are fine kids should just you know get good at something so when you're an adult you can not be a pest not being you know Put your time in. You got to learn and be good stuff. You know, three ninjas is, you know, no one's gonna,

even a sandalalaw is decent enough. I mean, because, you know, those kids are playing baseball every day. And then he eventually became a major league player. It's not rookie to a year. It's not some fucking kids who fucking,

you know, that's stupid shit. That's just, that's not inspiring to a kid. A kid should not be inspired by things that, you know, other kids.

You should look and go, I want to be like that, adult, like, you know, like a fucking, like a Dr. Doolittle. I want to be like Dr. Doolittle. I want to talk to animals or something like that or, you know, I want to be, um, I don't know, just some, you know, the idea of Dugie, how we put a kid in this or kids like kids don't want other kids. Kids don't need other kids. Kids like die hard. Kids will like movies. They're good. You don't need to put kids to them to relate to them. That's, that's the fucking infantilizing. I'm not

planning everything on infantilizing, but we have been infantilized. It started when I was a kid. It got a lot worse after I was a kid. But, I mean, you know, we got to put kids in those are kids who want to see it. Kids don't give a shit like kids. Unless you fucking condition them to. Make them watch a dog.

Make them watch a Baywolf or the fuck. I don't care. So that's my rant on that. So, you know, Batman should have leprosies. It's just what I'm saying. Okay. So this has been great. Thanks so much for tuning in.

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