Kump - 47 - All The President's Kumps

Episode Date: September 13, 2020

Ray talks about Cuties, Bob Woodward, San Fransisco, and Halloween.

Hello and welcome to Kump. I feel like I'm leaning. I need to develop a new system here. If you're not watching on the podcast, you don't notice, you don't see what I'm doing. But I lean into the wall. I need to things over there

I'm over here I could just I'm on a new studio it doesn't matter I could you know have a pork grind dispenser just a fucking dangle

one of those things called chuk chikaro I don't know I like pork rines but the other one they get the too hard and the dust

gets caught in my throat and then I just start coughing like a maniac people think I have COVID they call the cops on me and they try to get me quarantined I don't leave the house

I mean, I have the pork grins delivered, or the chikarros, the chikarillo. I don't know what, I'm not trying to butcher it. I don't know what they're called, but I just, I have a problem where I choke on the dust. And people, I'm not saying it's a, it's a, you know, a big deal. I'm not asking, I'm not putting a go fund me out to have neck surgery or throat surgery or fat reduced from my neck, but it would be nice if I could eat these chikarro's. they're tastier, I think, than regular pork rinds. They have a little more of that barbecue flavor because they're harder, I guess.

They soak up the barbecue dust. What is barbecue dust? What is it supposed to taste like? I mean, I look a good barbecue potato chip, but what is that? Is that some kind of, is that supposed to taste like the chicken? It's supposed to taste like a fucking, you know, if it's just a smoke? I mean, what am I tasting there? It's good.

But what is that flavor? It's a barbecue sauce, I guess? I guess it could be barbecues. Someone just started mixing barbecue sauce. And what is barbecue sauce? It's a strange concept. I guess it is that kind of distinct. It's sugar.

It's like sugar. It's a ketchup with something else. I don't know. I'm not food man. I'm not food man. I don't know all the ins and outs. I would love to. I should get barbecue from my fucking weird outside area.

I guess you'd call it a balcony. I'm doing, you know, keto again so it would be nice if I could eat these chichorellos but I guess I'll just settle for getting a barbecue and just cooking raw meat um might get the cops called me for that

I mean what am I talking about it's I'm always nervous about barbecue I'm always nervous about meat I just cook some fucking chicken drumsticks before and they came I have a system I think I talked about this recently right people were messaging me going cook with the bone I did I cook some drumsticks

I do this for fucking half 35 minutes 4.50 I need a goddamn thermometer from my oven but I'm always pairing it. I'm always sitting there going like am I going to get sick I mean a few weeks back I'd eaten a bunch of raw not raw eggs but I'd eaten six eggs

it was too many eggs and I had to eat a bunch of panco breadcom grouch a prank I'd eat some pranko bread come what is bread come that's why I fucking that's when I fucking I'm gonna have my cheat day

and I just start sucking the dick of the bread guy I got my friend the bread guy some other bread guy uh you know I'm not gonna start mixing friendship with the word I want to this is all this is how we get into weird

situation you know I'm the point is it starts out me just flubbing a line and I stick to it now I'm just I don't even want to talk about it but yeah so I cook some drumsticks I'm always just paranoid I'm gonna fucking lose my uh just start getting food poisoning

start shitting my bed again not getting that time when we're eating a Russ Baker I got food poisoning from him not from him, we're to a restaurant, whatever I don't know I'm going to open my Red Bull Zero my patented

you know it's a little late in the day but you know so I'm very concerned um with these wildfires situation. I mean, I'd love to move to the West Coast. I'd love to get out there. But it seems like the entirety of California is just constantly on fire.

It's just orange glow in San Francisco. I mean, it's pretty. I don't know why you don't just roll with it. I mean, I'm saying I'm afraid of it. I actually love to be there and just fucking look. It's a barbecue flavored city, right? It's like a barbecue chip that city. It's just fucking orange. it looks like when he used to jello used to have a parfait it was like one two three parfait or something like that it was nice looking it was a fucking um it was like a mixture of cream was a cream in the parfait i don't even know but it was like orange and white like a goddamn creamsticle laid out in layers and uh i sometimes wonder i was i had this thought i didn't know how articulate i still don't but it's just somehow like is bill cosby a wizard and because

we put him in prison for rape Is he just putting a hex Or a, you know A spell? I don't know Is he using his part of it? It's like Ghostbusters That whole bubble thing On the museum Bizarre

Like he's just kind of manifesting Jello. That's not really That's not my main theory But these thoughts occurred to me and you know I should share them I mean I like this could Are you going to cancel me over saying now The guys are rapist? I can't say

that he may be, I mean, I don't know what to tell you. It seems cool. Why don't you do a bunch of skate videos? What are you doing in San Francisco? Is it even a cool place anymore? Isn't it a place where, like, fucking the doors and the Grateful Dead, like, got orders from the CIA to, like, assassinate JFK or something, or do the fucking... Didn't Charles Manson live there?

Like, what happened to this? Now it's just fucking Google, right? Like Silicon Valley is right there. Why don't they figure that? Why don't you make an app to make the, you know? make it not orange. I mean, oh,

climate change, what are we going to do? I mean, look, I'm with you, but like, what are we going to do? It's sometimes you have to look

at the situation. It's like, can we do something? Yes, but can we in our current, you know, are we going to do something? It doesn't seem like it.

It doesn't seem like we're going to, it seems like we're at a detente with just kind of an intentional, let's do nothing. Like, it's a, fucking stalemate with apathy and like what could we do and then the green new deal which would probably do nothing i mean i would love the green new deal of actually have you know i read the fucking thing or whatever is this this think piece what would you call it this outline

the green new deal people tell me it's about moving the fucking overton window which is not familiar with that it's the concept that like you know like now everyone's like fucking pretty a lot of people more people are on board with universal health care right like single payer this burning all this stuff and the keep so the over to the window is shifted on that i mean it's a loose way it's so like the the acceptable debate limits like you know back in the 90s was much more crazy i guess so i'm just so i had this awful roommate just piece of shit who always plays fucking music all the time um it was lucy's apartment we like i'm like we're already dating but she got apartment and i'm like why don't we just moving together like no

in my own place and we ended up just like I was over there anyway so whatever point is I'm basically living there and his roommate of hers this fucking scumbag who like listen to bill like i'm not trying to start a radio war with bill mar i used to watch a show back in like the early two thousands maybe got no problem with the guy all people hate them i don't hate them i don't care but like when you're at a certain age you stop like you don't need to like i don't listen to anybody I don't know who's reading op-eds, for instance. Like, these whole thing of op-eds. Like, I mean, I'm not trying to be smug, but, like, I got over op-eds, but I'm

like 24. Some of you might be 24, so that's fine. But I'm not 24 anymore. Like, a certain point, adults don't need to be reading the op-ed page. I can just read the news and disseminate it to my own brain. I don't need you to tell me why this fucking geyser that you found of oil in fucking Montana means we got to invade, you know, southern Dubai or whatever the fuck. I mean, it is all a bucking, you know, why Kentucky Fried Chicken, you know, not having

the double-down sandwich means I got a fucking, you know, cut off clits in Africa. Like, this doesn't add up, you know, but that's all op-ed pages are for. It's just, you know, it's just someone trying to, like, you know, contextualize the news and then sell you something. It's like Alex Jones with the pills and the fucking the heroin he sells or whatever the fuck it is and like good for him if you're gonna buy shit from the guy that's you i mean like oh he's tricking people that's your fault i don't care at a certain point we can't handhold everyone this guy's gonna be out there and saying sandy hooks a fucking scam i mean what you want me to

tell you like i mean it's not i'm not gonna be like fucking handholding you sucking your dick telling you how the news works all right go read a book go fucking you know go read by Frank Herbert, if you want. I mean, it doesn't matter. That's that you could redo and you can read the op-ed page. Same thing. It's both fiction. It's both, you know, both has the whiff of geopolitics, but it's also horseshit.

Like, oh, he's a Jesus figure. It's always a Jesus figure, isn't it? There's always a Jesus figure in science fiction. Like Christ on the cross. I've told that. I mean, if I told this story, I don't know. I was in college. I said, I probably, I was.

I'll paraphrase it quickly, just for the purpose of this conversation. We're watching a graduate, and the fucking guy's like, oh, look at them like Christ on the cross. And it wasn't, if we watched commentary, he's like, no, we couldn't bang in the window. We couldn't bang in the window because there was a new church. But this dumb fuck professors didn't care. Because they got to cram their Christ narrative into everything. It's the late, Christ isn't even a good narrative. It's like, oh, I mean, like, it's not the worst thing.

It's kind of a weird, like, it's kind of like a fucking J.J. Abrams. uh property uh a j james you know vehicle where it's like oh he's fucking this guy's this whiz kid jesus he's talking a lot of shit about the romans he's fucking throwing over tables in the temple he's just hanging out with hookers and the fucking tax collector just fucking everyone's sucking each other off and eating and like eating fish and bread 40 loads of four loads of fish and then we're all color off that's the that's that parable i got lost in translation to go like how did everyone eat if all we have is for you know two fish and a few loaves of breads like we're all sucking dick and eating ass on the mountain of olives or the mountain of i don't know why that

made you the mountain of olives i'm the matter there was the mount of olives but i don't know if that was it the amount of it's the beatitudes right it's the fucking do like the when he gave the psalms it would be attitudes he's he can do one to other is like it's hope by my point is that they're all sucking each other off it's like wow you're really fed the people yeah i got them to suck each other's dicks and each other's clits and it's fine that's what you there's like a free love thing it's like a hippie thing i mean that that actually tracks with jesus why am i not the i mean i really should be the pope we've talked about this before but like how i should i really wasn't crazy in high school i really should have been the pope

because I would just, I would bring Jesus to the millennial slash zoomer mentality. And Jesus, like, oh, Jesus, do you care if I'm a trans or if I'm not buying it? Jesus, don't give a fuck. Call yourself a man. Say you don't carry the way. You're Latin X, you this, you that. What do I give a fuck? I'm fucking making people suck dick or eat ass and also, like, feed the poor.

Suck the homeless guy's dick. Give them some food while you're at. Give the fish of the homeless guy And eat your friend's ass It's all fucking Making a potluck Um Yeah he wasn't trying to start a fucking

Like he said that Give to Caesar Or not the Caesar Whether the Caesar's right And then give to you know God but's gods Which sounds like it was written by Caesar Probably when the Romans took over

But whatever The point was he was like I'm not trying to start a fucking revolution Just eat some ass You know make the shit Make a crucifix of me With the shit blood and piss, like I explained before.

You know, it's not just blood. You fixate on the blood of Christ, shit of Christ, piss of Christ. They just hand you a cup, because it's not the blood of Christ, right? This is a follow-up to the famous shit in the cross, you know, dynamic. But this is also a good point. You're drinking this wine, you know, those wine's blood. Well, look, I'll be with you, Jesus. I can be with you on the fucking, you're the Jesus.

You're your old powerful Jesus guy. You fucking hang out with the hordes. You make people suck dick. It's great. And you could turn this bread into a bunch of fucking flesh. You could turn this fucking wine into water or whatever the fuck. You could turn this fucking wine into blood. But you didn't.

It's just still wine. I'm didn't there. And so, like, why not just say this is the piss of Christ? And just to have the priest piss into it, into the cup. Don't let the priest piss into the people. That's the last thing we need. We don't need priests having any excuse. You don't, to be clear, I'm talking about pissing, like, beforehand.

But now, there's a problem with these fucking, these fucking pito priests. They're going to fucking take every opportunity to go, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to take some liberty with this. And they're going to piss into the people, God forbid, you know, what age of the people are going to get the pissing of the dick. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't trust priests. In my church, there'll be just jars of piss that were done beforehand, sterilized. Maybe this is not a good idea. Maybe this is actually, you know, maybe this is why they didn't do blood

because it would be like, oh, you've got to get the blood out of my dick and ass. And it's like, oh, I mean, not to, to imply that, though, it was it implied the church ever gave a fuck about stopping pedophilia, which it doesn't. It sends people to the fucking, the Vatican sends lawyers to the fucking, uh, what, D.C. to fucking argue against raising the Egypt, or the statute of limitations, right, for these sex crimes. Terrible people.

But Jesus was fine. Jesus was never like, Jesus said something like, hey, if you're going to suck a kid's dick, you better throw a rock around your neck and then jump in the river. Because you're dumb. I don't like that shit.

Don't hurt a kid. Better you kill yourself. I don't know. Did Jesus ever actually say don't kill yourself? Because then he basically implied it'd be better to kill yourself to be a pedophile in that fucking thing he said, right? So I don't know where this whole thing

if you can't get to heaven if you kill yourself. Why does Jesus care if you kill yourself? Like he's not doing a good enough job. Let the fuck. Let people kill themselves they want. Oh, no, you fucking came to heaven too quick. You're going to argue, like, heaven's so fucking great. I can't take a shortcut.

Like, what is the point of any of this? No, because I, now I can't find out if you cheated on your wife because he was depressed. You can't fucking Kobe Moshe-Maru that game. This is a Star Trek reference. But it's not the right pronunciation. But whatever. I'm going to take another sympathetic.

delicious delicious red bowl peace be unto you but the point yeah he wants he wants to fucking you know have some have you turn 50 and then you know your wife who like hates you and cucks you

and yells at you because you didn't bring home with tomatoes you work all day and she all she does is she called your job you're working at the steel mill and she calls your foreman you're fucking the cop-troller of the steel mill wherever the fuck he is

and she's like hey is Ray there is Ray there and go well look he's he's operating the fucking smelter he's being melting steel beams like 9-11 and you know

she's like I have to talk to it like and they put over the loud speaker like a little compromise and go Ray your wife's on the phone she wants you to fucking buy tomatoes it's very important and everyone laughs at you because you're a cuck because you fucking it's like because you

she told you in the morning to buy tomatoes she didn't trust you so you's always making you know it's always embarrassing you always fucking it's not an anti-woman's greed all right it just happens to be a certain kind of woman with a certain kind of man I mean this is not me and lucy for instance we're you know we're in love and we're beautiful people and we're beautiful babies but like this is fucking this is a different kind of marriage and you just want a connection and it's like that movie of Kiru from Kurosawa you find some woman

in this case is a homeless woman and she offers to hug you and kiss you and just give you little kisses like kissing boot but with adults it's like the kissing booth with an adult homeless woman not attractive but she's affectionate

you know you're like you gave her some money but it wasn't just not quip pro quo she you gave it to you work in way she went like i want to give you a hug and a kiss and you're like you don't have to do that and she did it anyway and it's nice it's a warm moment you got a little bit of love in your life out of your loveless marriage separate from your loveless marriage and then you kill yourself no but that's what you mean the jesus wants to send you to hell for that as a point you go to the hell you cheat on your dumb your tomato wife you know this is not like the mayonnaise wife this is a tomato

this is just fucking did you get the tomatoes these tomatoes aren't good enough these are they're fucking green they're fucking mushy you fucking turd you fucking slob and like why you know what you what do you what are you doing all day you're fucking not bringing me to make fucking i should go fuck the neighbor boy and you're like he's six years old like i'll do it anyone i'm a tomato wife terrible woman there's like this not an anti-woman thing it's just this happens to be an awful woman and the homeless ugly woman who you helped out you know gave you a hug and a kiss and now jesus wants to send you to hell and because you're going to miss that chance of being tempted by the homeless woman you know if you you can't kill yourself is the point he plays games

he plays tricks what are we even talking about um the piss of christ i guess but no it is a problem um because look at i mean that's the whole thing it was like just cuties shit right It's cuties. I mean, it's insane to me. Look, is this movie supposed to be some kind of... I thought it was a documentary first. Apparently, it's not a documentary. You're an asshole if you thought it was a documentary.

If you don't know what QD's is, and you're questioning why a bunch of kids are fucking dancing around, doing squats, doing fucking scrunches, hunches. What do you call these things? These twerks? These little girls?

You're annoying-looking girls. Beyond the over-sexualized thing, they also just look like, they're annoying. That's not the point, but whatever. They all, like, just seem like, it's a bizarre situation, right?

Like, I'm, look, he's a problem with, like, satire, right? Like, satire, it's very easy if you're satirizing something to become the thing, you're satirizing, right? Like, if you're just doing an impression, for instance, of a guy who's a pedophile,

you're basically, you know, I'm not going to do it, because you basically, you're saying pedophile things. Like, oh, I'm satirizing it. Well, that, would be no good right the same thing with racist stuff you can do stuff if you're doing stuff to satirize i don't know uh some racial whatever i mean that's very tricky and very uh you know i mean you know i'm saying this is not this is not something that's easy to do like doing

good satire like south park is you know remarkable and people i don't know you guys shouldn't south park go fuck yourself but uh the point is like very few people good satire um so i I don't know, the poises is supposed to be satire, but, like, you're still putting these kids and these twerks, and, like, we're all just seeing these fucking... What is? Like, so, I think, I can accept that, like, oh, it's not supposed to be...

All right. And I'm not saying, like, these people need to be, like, hung up by their haunches and shot in the face. And, like, you know, I'm not a QAnon boy. But the issue... What's remarkable to me, the reason is when bringing it up... Is, like, the... Well, there's certain hills...

This is, like, common sense to me, I mean, I guess, but these hills you want to die on, right? And so the left, in a year which they should, like, I mean, objectively, I don't, you know, Trump's a fucking, you know, mess. This guy's a mess. You like him. You don't like, I don't care. I mean, like, I can't get into, like, oh, I'm not Jim Gaffy. I don't have to bravery, the skill to, like, fuck, no, you know, he's a fine guy.

But, I mean, like, what are we doing here? Like, you like him, you don't. You've seen it all. What am I going to tell you he's a crook? You know he's a crook. You like the fact he's a crook. But the point is, you have to admit he's a little vulnerable here. You know, you have to admit that this guy's, things are catching up with him, and ain't going great.

There should be an easy win for the Democrats. If you don't think so, I mean, it's only because the Democrat, you know, look at what they do every step of the way. I mean, like, it's not the Democratic Party, per se, with the key, but it's the left. this whole, like, why would, why, like, Q&N has tried to fucking carve out, is my point. This, like, anti-petophile gimmick, right?

And it's like, I've talked about, like, how is pedophilia becoming politicized? Like, how is this a fucking thing? How does it's not bipartisan, like, hey, maybe, like, at least in public, we're going to say we're not going to fuck kids. I know a lot of you, like, these fucking people fuck kids. But, like, you know, they tend to, like,

pose it in, in their speeches sometimes. or at least pretend to, how is, like, you know, in the public sphere, how is we, how is it a partisan issue? And honestly, it, if I didn't know better, and I do, but if I didn't know better, I think it was some kind of intentional thing. We're going to push the left into, like, defending pedophilia, or, like, opposing people who are opposed to, like, there's a way to, like, call disingenuous without fucking, like, you can, like, just accept that, like, yes.

Like with QD, don't, you lost this one. This new, it's not a good view. The fact that she's Islamic an issue, I don't know. Like, people are saying, well, she's an Islamic woman. I don't know what has to do with it. I don't know what that has to do with anything. Like, that's not, neither here nor there to me. It's like, you know, it's not good.

It's that bad. All right, she's a long woman. We're all people, whatever. The point, like, is that mean, it's not, if, like, does I mean she's not a pedophile? I don't think she is a pedophob. It's a victim, whatever. The point is,

uh i don't know how you can fucking allow yourself to be back into the corner of uh or like there's a way to take q and i just just say like no one's doing this no one's saving the kids the whole it's the easiest thing in the world don't defend cuties there's need to be defend we don't need this it's not helping this is not helpful satire all right watch salpark for you know if you don't agree like you may i love it i don't know why you wouldn't it's phenomenal. It's still great. But like they do in a way where it's like it's hard to argue with. You can't say

that about cuties. You can't say that like cuties is hard to argue with. Look, I'm not really into having girls who are 11 scantily clad doing twerks, but they make a great point. That's not what's going on here. It's not a great point.

You're right? Like, oh, we're going to like showcase this by like, we all know what's bad. Like no, I mean, I don't know. Sonny did an episode about this, about sexualizing kids, didn't they? There's a great Sony episode about these pageants. This is just, I mean, this is just a misstep at best. But it's the willingness to be, you know, anti-anty, it's just, it's like, you, whatever.

Like, it's a rant over. Bizarre to me. I mean, honestly, it's like, what, what should we, what should we, is this movie's about, like, it's a narrative movie, apparently. So what are we doing? We're going to, like, have a fucking, why is it going to be, like, Moulon, I never saw Moulon Rouge, but, like, what is it going to be, like, I'm working in a strip club, like, we'll do it in their off time. Don't, like, how about that? How about you make a satire about the kids when they're not twerking, when there's just a slow business day, and they're fucking, like, you know, the DJ is just kind of harassing them, but, like, in a dumb way, and then they're like, no. No, I'm not, and the managers are just screwing them over on tips,

and they're just cleaning the bathroom. Like, this sucks. I guess it's a shit job. Like, that's satire. But, like, you know, you've been to a strip club? It's not great. You go into a strip club. It's not women just twerking everywhere.

It's kind of dancing with a kind of half-ass all the time. Like, what are you even, like, you know, are these supposed to be stripped? People are making the cases they look like strippers at the point. I guess they're not in a strip club. There's supposed to be these pageant girls. I don't even know what this is. it's a bizarre it's a gaslighty feeling we're just is this what really really needed in this year with the

COVID and the fucking masks and the fucking crazy we need this is this is just a fucking like it's like one of those this is like that game with the lava right well Netflix this is just one of those things where it's like now mom's got to jump on the fucking tomb of Tootincom and not touch the fucking coolade as we're calling lava um don't tell

lava's name of the game fucking don't wake daddy whatever it is don't wake that don't wait that I won't want him when my dad one time I didn't wake up me fucking I woke up in the middle of night he was like eating popcorn his underwear in the kitchen shocking um so anyway I mean you know why it's whatever I mean it's just gonna be a fucking other kissing booth situation they're gonna be cuties two cuties three door he's during cuties two are they going to cross over with Buffy the Vampires Slayer? What are the cuties?

Are they a fucking... Are they a fight? Make them a crime fighting squad at least. Like, why? You know, I don't know. Like, do something with it. Make it a thing where, like, they're at least fighting back.

You know, why don't you have... You know, it would be a lot better because people say in the climax movie is just them chorking and shit. I mean, I haven't watched it yet. Am I wrong to not watch it? It feels, you know, it does feel weird to, like,

even support it. Uh, I mean, like, I don't, I don't think it's, like, oh, pedophiles going to, like, people are arguing, like, oh, pedophiles don't watch mainstream things for pedophilia. It's like, well, you know, they might start, you're making ease. They might be like, oh, all right, look, it's like when you fucking, uh, the white stripes came out. I'm sure a lot of guys who, like, indie music are like, oh, this is, look, I know we're in MTV, but this is pretty good. I know, you know, this is fucking, um, dun dun, don't, don't, that's a good song. Let's put that in our fucking, you know, soccer video. videos or we will chant that you know I'm just saying like you know it's kind of like

at one point you know uh deep purple or fucking pink Floyd was fucking avant guard right you know the talking heads are avant guard now's the shit your dad listened to so maybe that's where pedophilia is going to be like oh they only watch you know child porn and abduct people all right that's what it was but maybe you know maybe in 20 years it's going to be like a fucking thing your dad did in some cases it is i guess which is terrible um i don't really know what i'm saying but uh you know i just don't make them cry make them fight back in the movie make them have to like i mean look no one likes the idea i i talk a lot of shit about three ninjas right like i don't like these movies where kids beat up adults it's stupid it's gaslighting to kids you're not gonna

fucking out karate an adult i mean look if obron james at like 11 yeah maybe and he's fighting you know some fucking dweeb or even some man yeah but lebron james is built different he's a fucking he's a whatever i'm just saying this kid was a fucking this kid's you know so there are certain people out there but these three ninja kids weren't lebron james is my point they're little kids they're a little regular you know dumb kids um but that being said if the three ninjas were being molested by their you know the opposing dojo and they're fighting being up adults like all right I mean, like, why not? I'll give them a pass in that case.

So if the cuties were fighting against their human traffickers, you know, and by the end of the movie, well, that would be a different story. If the cuties blow up their, you know, they're fucking, if they kill their moms. Make that a satire. Like, why not? It's a, it really didn't do the satire bit. You just kind of did a reenactment, it seems. That's not really satire.

I mean, I'll watch the movie, I guess, just so I can say this. I'm pretty sure. I mean, look, the weird something is to begin with, the more over the... There's a balancing act here. So, you know, make them fucking detectives who have to, like, investigate other, you know, murdered children.

Something fun. And then they go around and they have fake IDs and they drop, and they walk the cuties. You know, they have that trench coat thing, like in the BoJack Horseman. The trench coat kid, it's an old staple, right? Like, the kids get in a trench coat and an adult person. But, you know, but, like, you have the cuties do that,

but then they fucking, they break apart like Power Rangers. They start fighting pedophiles and priests and fucking, you know, like piss of Christ, piss, this Christ, and they throw a shit crucifix at the priest. And then he's dead. And it's like, oh, is there a French movie? It's like French. I mean, I guess that, you know, it might be a,

well, no, I mean, look, whatever. I mean, go to say, whatever. I don't want to get to a religious war here. I'm not saying we make an anti-Christian film. Just make a film where a priest gets fucking, you know, shit crucifix thrown at him. What's wrong with that? You'll taste their own medicine.

So the cuties just seems, you know, make them into fucking giving them helicopters. You know, and they fly around helicopters. They're just fucking dropping bombs onto, like, fucking, you know, baby gaps. Because they make, you know, oh, you may our skirts too short, and then we're just going to fucking, like, make them, make them, make have Quentin Tarantino make the cuties. I'm not saying take, I guess that's problematic to have a, you know,

straight white man or whatever, take a Muslim woman. You know, I'm not doing that. But I'm just saying, but take that sensibility, fine. Take that, do that. Make them just start murdering people, murking fucking parents. Just shooting, like, make them school shooters. I don't know. Just conflate the issues.

I mean, look, if you made a movie that basically implied that, if you put your kid in a page and they'll become a school shooter, it ain't really borne out by the facts. I must say it's a factual recounting. But it's something. It's at least a satire. I mean, you know, you watch just, was old

what's that guy's name fucking the guy Todd Salins the guy who made fucking welcome the dollhouse and he made a movie

happiness where like it's a vignette movie and Seymour Hoffman was in it and fucking Captain Manheim and I think Seymour Hoffman's like jerking off on the phone to some woman and she likes it or something but then like the guy

the dad who's in the Americans that guy's great as a character actor I don't know his name but he fucking like becomes a pedophiles in the process in the course of the movie

I guess and realizes the pedophile he bless his son's friend and it's just bizarre and like you're watching what am I watching what is the point of this I don't even are you even against pedic it seems like you're pretty much against it but like it doesn't it's all very insane

but like I think he goes to jail and like you know whatever my point is there's a way to do these things which is at least absurd and I don't know you don't have him you didn't show him fucking a kid the kid wasn't you know running around and goddamn you know a two too, I don't know.

I mean, like, I'm not saying, you know, but make it fucking, what was even the point to bring up to themselves? I mean, those movies make me, I don't, I don't enjoy it. I actually watch them again. I haven't seen him in years, but they're not enjoyable to me. They're kind of like, they're all right. It's out there. It's like a piss Christ.

I mean, I like piss Christ, but I mean, like, you know, do I want my house or my kids eat and sleep? I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I would, like, put a piss Christ in my kids' room is my point. But I think you should be able to make it. So make the cuties have fucking magic powers. Make them like fucking Sailor Moons. When they fight back against fat men, fat men pedophiles.

Just make them all just weird Danavito-looking guys. I mean, Danny-A-Vito would never do that, hopefully. I mean, I don't think he would, but I can't also can't vouch for him. You never know. um so yeah is that football's bad i can't get into football um when the giants i mean the only two years i got into

over the years the giants happened and i'm going to be anything i'm a giant's fan because i got a helmet as a kid someone gave me a helmet as a kid and someone like the giants i mean whatever and i'm out one of those guys who can't get into sports i like basketball i got the tennis for a bit the formula one i can watch football i can i can appreciate the game i just can't get, how does this become, like, the fucking, it's fantasy, right? It's the fantasy football thing that made it the, like, this is our game, this is all fucking Saturday, we're just going to watch eight games. I can't get into the eight games.

I can maybe watch one game, but they're long, is there in the middle of the day? You put, like, put it on TV, it's, I don't know. I can barely, I like the finals, right? I watch the Super Bowl, but I watch the fucking NBA, like the series. That's the problem. It's all one game. You miss one game, and you fucking. missed attention to this fucking thing.

It's always like October 15th before he realizes the season's going on with football. Can't get into it. Everyone's so excited. I mean, I'm not going to be a grudge you. It just seems like there's a community vibe around it. And I just, you know, I feel left out. Maybe I'll try watching it.

I mean, I was going to watch the U.S. Open, but the two guys in it, I never heard of. And so, you know, what gives a fuck? I need the dog, I need Djokovic or Federer. Otherwise, I can't give a fuck. Because it's don't like tennis enough. I don't follow. I used, at one point I followed it.

This is even interesting. I don't know. But, uh, is it a, you know, whatever, football, it's fun. Uh, enjoy, I guess,

is it a racist sport? I don't know. I mean, it seems like, it seems like the kind of turning around with that. Who cares? I mean, I can't give a shit about the anthem.

Who cares about the, we told about the flag already, though, right? Did we talk about it? It's a bullshit flag. Flags are patriots. Like, this, no one cares about you like it's like carrying it's like care about your high school

like oh fucking don't fuck with the deer park high school we're fucking the falcons oh you're a falcon pride oh we're gonna beat north bad well who gives that shit i'm getting fucking you know i'm trying to jerk off in my room here uh when i get at home i'm not like i'm not trying to fucking go a pep rally i'm trying to get my dick sucked by my fan you know that's my that's my fucking high school years maybe fucking, you know Get a car and get late But this idea like you know

We're gonna fucking give a shit about like Oh the people die for this kind They're dying for the fucking corporate I mean what are we doing This one's a little ranty today We'll be back in the A little sharper next week You know

I feel I'm a little All over the place today It's it's fine The QD's has to be perplexed Um but yeah so um woodward and trump i mean people are i don't even know what side to take on this trump woodward thing right it's like

yes bob woodward is a cia shill we know that right like i love journalist movies i love fucking all the president's men it was fun um doesn't mean that bob wordward wasn't fucking you know paid by the cia like you know take down nixon Nixon was worth taking now. Sometimes creeps take down creeps, right? It's like the cuties universe. It's like the cutie's subplot

where it's like the pedophile priest that's going after the pedophile Halloween guys. What's the pedophile Halloween guy? They run the haunted houses and they abduct kids and they fuck them and the haunted houses. Like I went through, you know, a huge haunted house complex last year

with Lucy near New Poles. I don't know what town was. It was near New Poles. And she loves Halloween shit. We're going to have a Halloween house we're gonna do the whole house in Halloween gear we're gonna fucking get spider webs and like deer dicks and we're just have a baffamette temple

I'm really gonna do something but I might go crazy I might get a baffirmit temple I might get a fucking like a make a dead cadaver not a real one but I've been in the trade right I know how it works I know how to make a body look real dead I mean I'm only gonna be using paper mache and probably some fucking you know

Maybe I'll just, you know, get some pea soup and some, you know, we'll get some fluids. We'll get some different glues. That can be fun, but at the point you might see in the background, you know, in the coming month. Maybe you'll see some of this stuff. Or maybe never will happen. Maybe I'm lazy and nothing gets done. And I'll be done with keto by the time I talk to you next because I had the fucking poor panko into my asshole because I couldn't stop leaking fucking chicken broth or something. Who knows what my life is like?

it's a constant streamer of consciousness that I try to harness and control and sometimes it's brilliant and sometimes I'm just you know, it's just piss blood crucifix and which is even still kind of fun so you know we're all over the place

maybe I'll do another one no what am I talking about Uh, the Red Bull. But, uh, yeah. So, Trump and Woodward. It's a situation

where, like, the guy's lying, right? The guys, you know, Trump is basically not lying. He's telling them, like, look, I'm downplaying this fucking shit. Which, like, in some reasonable case, you can make the case, the guy should downplay it, maybe. But then you do nothing. It's like, so the point is, like, this is where we're at, where people have to, what is the, like, do you pick sides between the mafia and the FBI? Like, they're both scammers, you know, the, the, the, Al-Qaeda and the fucking CIA, it's the same thing.

It's like, you don't have to pick sides here. Trump's an asshole. Trump's shitty. Trump should be out. Like, yeah, Biden's an asshole, too, but, like, Biden hasn't proven that he fucking plunged the country into a fucking nightmare. Right, like he's, he may, he will, but we give him a shot. What's wrong with, there used to be a thing of, let's shake it up. You elected Trump to shake it up.

Where'd that shake it up method goes? Just go, once you like it, once you're enjoying it, and, you know, I mean, I'm going to argue with you. I mean, that's why voting exists. People just kind of, you know, what it is. But the point is, uh, so I guess Woodward a hero? No, Woodward's not a hero. But this means lying. I mean, you know, this is a guy.

is the reason you pay journalists you pay them to fucking come out i mean why is the guy even talking to truly word word you know where the guy is you know you're a crook you know you're dirty guy that's like a fucking like pedophiles seem smart like pedophiles just don't talk to cops right the pedophiles aren't just going around like calling up the fbi going like let me go on a record for a minute i'm not going to admit to anything but like let me just talk about kids for a minute let me just talk about the concept of childhood and what it means to me like you know Imagine that, imagine, like, fucking some of just fucking crazy pedophiles, like, you know, Dennis Hascurt, just calling up the feds, you know, and like some guy who from, and just

feeling like, yeah, you know, I just, like, chill, here's what I think about the aesthetics of childhood, like insanity, like, why is this guy talking to anyone? Don't even, don't give interviews. You're not good at this. I mean, is anyone out there, like, like, like, drunk because of the interviews? Like, is anyone reading the Woodward book going, like, yeah, no, I'm going to vote for him? I'm not saying, like, there might be reasons you like him.

You like him because of the rallies. You like him because he's like, the Roman Kane shit. It was like, he tried to hit his mother with a hammer. You know, like, that's where the brilliance was.

You know, the political brilliance. And the fucking stunts with the, with the women, with the victims of Bill Clinton at the debate. Like, that's, but like, you know,

it's, hello, Lucy. I was just, I was explaining to the people. This is my girlfriend, Lucy, she's here. He's coming from the cold, like a spy.

Don't you think the cuties would be better? If they had missions, if they, if they, if they, if it was a, like an exploitation film where they're killing pedophiles. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, we should have the cute, get on camera for a second. This is Lucy. You don't, you don't know where she's great. Hello, Lucy.

Hi, baby. We're going to make a cuties too. It's just me and her. We're the two cuties. And, uh, we're, we're just fighting the priests of the pedophiles. Yeah, we have big lollipops and we're in bikinis. We're bikins and lollipops and we're just fucking, like, you know, I'm baiting priest. I'm going, hey, priest, you want to fuck me.

in the ass and he goes yes and then he go body of christ and i just start stabbing them with my dick dick knife i would night my dick is like that thing in like el mariachi or whatever when the guy were when denny trejo has the fucking guns that come out of his dick i have that with a knife and he goes the priest is like fuck me in the ass little boy and i'm like bann i have a knife like that's satire that would be satire it's not satire just to make a chalk film you have to go over the top more you have to go grind house you got to go you know like whatever i'm just saying so that's fun uh but yeah the point is uh so why are you talking to anyone's the point why why are you getting out there and uh just don't talk just don't talk i mean i think the san francisco

wildfires look nice i think i might move to san francisco people are telling me and i'm not an alarmist or people are telling me i'm going to be murdered on the streets I'm going to be beaten at that like Bernie Gets was almost beaten and they carried a gun around I need to get out of New York I don't leave my house much but you know whatever but maybe I'll move

to San Francisco and just be it's a Halloween treat I can just be a Halloween boy all year round it's just orange and it's just dusty I don't know I don't hate the idea I don't hate it

I don't love it maybe I'll go to Austin and I'll just beat us the pig that gets barbecued maybe I'll go to the Montana and I'll just fucking be a ranch hand um you know I don't know I mean important I definitely won't kill myself because I need to go to the heaven I need to at least get the chance to be you know be teased by a homeless woman uh by my to you know to cheat on my tomato wife um You can't cheat Jesus.

You can cheat a lot of things, but you can't cheat Jesus. So, I guess that's the moral of it. You can cheat anyone, but you can't cheat the shit Christ or the shit blood Christ. Well, anyway, I think that's all for today. Thanks so much. If you guys want to sign up for the Patreon, it'll be the link. It's an extra episode every Thursday. Sometimes Friday morning, we know, we've been doing a Friday morning lately, but,

Whatever, it's getting to you by Friday, so don't worry about that. You know, $5 a month, you get the fucking episode of a week. And, yeah, we're a little, you know, this is a chaotic episode. It was fun. You got, you know, and whatever, we'll do more next week. We'll fucking expand on it. Get a little more tighter focus. And, you know, enjoy, enjoy your football.

Enjoy your fucking, enjoy cuties if you want. I mean, I'm not telling you not to watch cuties and, you know, watch if you want. It just seems, you know, or, you know, joy um you know what else is out there with the kissing boots five just we got to sell these kisses something like that anyway follow me on twitter instagram at ray comp uh i'll see you guys you the thursday see you next week have a good day Thank you.