Kump - 5 - I'm A Wine Princess

Episode Date: January 31, 2019

Ray severely escalates his war to monetize the podcast, takes on social media "influencers", and has some aggressive mixed messages about billionaires. 

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The conjuring, last rites. Only in theater, September 5th, where it are. Thank you for tuning in to Kump, Azerbaijan. You probably don't know why I'm saying the name of the country, Azerbaijan. It's my new catchphrase. We're trying it out. It's part of my new ongoing attempt to monetize this podcast by any means necessary. If you've listened to past episodes, you're aware of this, and you're aware that the strategy so far has been to try and shake down different corporations in various ways,

mostly blackmail or reverse blackmail. We've gone after Fajah Yogurt and Halliburton. Do we go after Halliburton? Maybe that may it'll be a few. I think we did Monsanto, which is similar. but we'll definitely try to shake down Halliburton but let's be honest they got the Iraq war done

they're pretty good I don't know if I can get Halliburton under my thumb just yet but yeah I mean I'm gonna keep doing the blackmail possibly in the future but for now I'm gonna put a pin in that I'm gonna focus more on merchandising I think that's a more

could be a more lucrative venue because so far known these companies have paid me any blackmail money I've gotten zero dollars from these companies some people say hey ray why are you shaking down companies why don't you do a patreon and i think we will start a patreon very soon uh there might be tears to it in the future maybe you'll start out without tears i don't know maybe we'll do an early adopter thing that's not important the important thing is Azerbaijan new we're going to launch an e-shop with my two a couple slogans this is

the first one i'm less excited about this one honestly but i feel like i can sell it you know with the Azerbaijan comp podcast. You know, it's not as good. Really, the big seller, though, is going to be, and I'm really going to kind of target people who aren't just listeners of the show, I think, because this is a phenomenal idea. It's really, it's one of those t-shirts that you see,

like, a smiley face or, like, that I'm not as drunk as you drunk I am shirts, whatever, the kind of thing you see in a mall. This could be the mall. So just picture, I think, the first. product we're going to be available very soon possibly by the time you hear this it's going to be a mug they'll say the words I'm a wine princess bitch if you're not immediately seeing not just the dollar signs but also the social ubiquity of this

I think you're missing out because I feel like you know it's a coffee mug I'm a wine princess bitch it's meant for women to say the women it's not a man I'm not saying like hey bitch i'm a wine princess uh i think it's really something more like you know it's kind of made for the long island housewives uh or you know young allen young women who look up to housewives which is a lot of them it's a big subculture of people uh in long islands uh aspiring housewives um i think you know young professionals in new york city uh people in delaware anyone in delaware might like it uh i think it conveys a certain kind of uh no really is it's uh what's the word but it's mysterious you don't know what a wine princess is we

don't bother establishing it uh it's very european in that sense you know then we you know we're burying the lead a bit if you if you will um it's also um aggressive in this day and age you know we don't really believe in civility anymore so it's aggressive and uh i feel like it's you know it we're probably going to have goblets uh along with the mugs but i also think T-shirts, dongs, basically anything, there's a lot of internet sites I can use to basically slap this onto anything. So maybe my own seltzer, even. I can, you know, if I can get a seltzer bottle, it says I'm a wine princess, bitch. Yeah, alcoholism is fun. I mean, people act like it isn't, but I mean, it really is, until your liver starts to fail,

when I worked at the morgue, some people actually ask me, you know, and if you have not aware, let's remember, I was a morgue photographer for a number of years. I photographed autopsies. And people ask me, what's the most disgusting thing you would see? I would see decomposed bodies and dead babies and decomposed dead babies. Let's decompose dead babies. I mean, unless they were, like, buried after they were murdered. Usually you had the babies when they were fresh.

But decomposed bodies and people wrapped up in tarps and all those are gross shit. But some of the worst shit was just alcoholic people who died of, like, cirrhosis or whatever. Because that's pretty gross. Your insides are just kind of putrid. your liver is white instead of dark purple and it's like got like a cement kind of quality to it really disgusting uh way to go and just your whole everything about a dead person of cirrhosis just feels like slimy and you know if you if you know someone who died about realism it wasn't great don't kid yourself that being said it's a fun disease and people seem to enjoy socializing with it so

why not cash in uh so the mug will say i'm a wine print princess bitch and then cump podcast and you know it'll get the name out there um and i feel like this is you know we don't have to just keep mentioning you know jimmy lee curtis and how she takes a shit every episode that'll be some episodes and some episodes it'll forego that and i'll promote maybe like a pink onesie that um the adult women wear onesies or the adult men i don't know babies wear onesies i guess what do you call a onesie for an adult that isn't a bathing suit a unitard maybe we'll have a unitarred like a sexy unitarred or like not even sexy you know whatever maybe you don't feel sexy that day but you still want people to know i'm a wine

princess go fuck yourself um last sass you can put a lot sass into this um i feel like i'm i'm gonna wear the hat it'll be a hat you get a hat and says i'm a wine princess bitch or azerbaijan if you don't like if you're a little more traditional your gender roles and you're a man i mean i feel like you know any kind of you don't have to be a gay man to say bitch i mean it seems to be something that gay men say but you know straight men can say it and you're welcome to and you're welcome to wear the shirt but if you feel more comfortable with traditional gender roles then we have the ozerbaijan thing which is the izerbaijan exclamation point cump podcast is that one lazy a little bit it's not the most

thought out thing i don't think is going to do as well but prove me wrong give me money uh yeah we'll also do the patreon thing we'll uh will sell some access to me through Patreon, some kind of tier system. Maybe I'll release solo episode. Well, these are all solo episodes, but different episodes. Or maybe I'll just, you can just chat with me for a minute. Or that

seems self-important. I don't want to do that. I don't want to, like, parcel myself out and go, hey, would you like to have a hundred meter ramen place? And then we, like, go take a shit at the same time at different bathrooms? That would be gross. I don't feel like that's appropriate. I think we should

have our boundaries. I mean, I'm all about my fans and I appreciate you all and I think you're great but we should keep bad we shouldn't necessarily have to shit in different bathrooms next to each other but I'm not ruling it out it seems a little

I am a glad nominee I don't want to really go into that in detail but I was told I was nominated for a glad award that's the gay and lesbian advocacy group I think yeah I was part of a team we worked on something it really has nothing to do with the

podcast but I guarantee you i will try to monetize that if i can so uh just a little easter egg for the future we'll see how that glad thing goes but that could definitely be good for the wine business bitch i mean wine i'm a wine wizard bitch wow i'm a wine wizard bitch uh or maybe i'm a wine wizard bro so maybe we'll have i just started that maybe we'll have two different versions so you know go to my instagram follow me on instagram that's the best place to follow me also on Twitter and I'll when I get a link I don't have a website yet but I'll put this

stuff on a link and I'll put that in the bio of my Instagram and my Twitter so you can find it that way and then we'll confirm it next week too on the podcast but a lot of opportunities for weird shit you know someone referred to me as an influencer

I don't think that's true I don't like the term I don't even know I barely know what the influencer is someone it's one of these guys like the fuck Jerry or the Jew fat you fat fat jewish but they call them fat jews he called themselves fat jew i um i don't know i'm not even mad these guys like i you know me if you want to do a scam if you want beat people over the head sell people dirty water you know go to flint and just put rust in their

water and like be a corporation do that stuff go ahead i mean don't go we should fight them but like i i get that i understand getting your quick buck buying your boat putting you know get get asses on your boat and just have women or men shaking their asses and you're just shaking their asses and it's just this is how people this is how the world works i'm not surprised a lot worse things happen i don't understand why we allow this is my point like why are we using the term influencer why is that like why why are we repeating this like no one seems to like these people no one seems to respect what they do you know say for a few real depraved

you know second wave millennial scumbags who just like embrace the internet's like complete decline into I don't know hellish consumerism but why are we repeating the goddamn word why are you saying the word influencer

I mean I'm saying it now but like in the purpose of like can we stop because I don't this is for you to blame like when you see someone steal someone's content for instance you should just just call them out as a thief.

When you see someone posting about, like, you know, their lifestyle, you're spit in their face. You shouldn't find, here's the thing. You have porn, all right? Because that's the thing of these influence people. These influencers, they have these pictures of their asses, and they post them on Instagram, and you're looking at it, and you feel good, looking, the ass makes you feel good. It's a perfectly sculpted picture of an ass. And that, first of all, how long can you look at an ass

about anything going in and the way they're going out of it? That's the first thing. No entry, no exit. An ass stops. It loses interest after a while. I mean, I don't care how much you shake it, you know, unless you're watching something go in or go out. It's pointless.

But regardless, also, like, how often are you going to repeat this? We're going to look at the same at. Like, there's like millions of people, when women, dolphins, and, you know, monkeys I have like baboons have amazing asses and why am I like so all right my point is you can go look at porn like it's there like you can watch

people get fucked or fuck people or you know just dance around in a puddle of piss shit in my mouth whatever like why are we giving people because they put their like Instagram isn't safe like you're people are acting like it's YouTube and you can just go on

like Instagram and follow people and it's like not porn Like, yeah, but when you follow them, like, it's easy to, you don't think I want to follow asses, but it's like, then people look at your follow list, and they say you follow asses, and then you just look at the prey psychopath. So you have a bunch of fucking, you're going to get a job if you follow, if you have, like, you know, 100 ass models that you're following. I mean, you know, they're not even shitting.

I mean, that's, if I had a company, I see you're following an ass model, it's like, well, this ass isn't even shitting or pissing or getting fucked in it. It's more what. You know, you seem easily impressed. and that's something they want working for me So my point is Why are we allow I mean I didn't even want to get into the Kardashi

This seems like I'm not gonna repeat this fucking thing But like lesser people I mean of course I'm talking about them too But like lesser people I'm like why are you following people Because of their ass You can watch an ass get fucked Any day of the week

And it's fine, it's free And you don't have to pay anything You're gonna get a virus because I'm like porn hub You know Not to give them free advertising, but whatever. But, you know, why are you, like, you're basically, you're giving them, like, if that's all it takes, I'll put my ass on Instagram, but no one's going to pay me to, you know, sell you saltine crackers with my ass.

But my point is, you're enabling it. You're doing it by watching the ass. It's not, don't give me the sex thing because you go watch porn. So, like, you're just, you're consuming a consumable, bite of ass and the convenience of that for that you're paying this like you to create this monster the same way you know there's there's rich people who like you know brand themselves as just like follow me like stop living vicariously first of all because they know you're doing it and it really it gives you no value like just maybe why don't you why don't you rob these people you can you can

these people post a lot of information about themselves on these social media. Just go rob them. Rob their house. Rob their van. There's a couple who lives in the van and they're very attractive people and they get like multi hundred thousand dollar watches to like model and like they're very fuckable people and they fuck each other on Instagram or like subtly fuck. Why wouldn't if they came to my town, I'd rob them. I'd beat him over the head with a fucking barrel and I'd fucking take their, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't sexually assault them. I'd kind of violating way, but I would rip them off, you know. you always make it dark don't ever do a sexual so that's that's terrible no one wants that

it ruins the fun of class warfare okay keep that in mind keep everything about the money you know don't try and take because these people they're just like you know at the end of the day they they're firm but you know like it doesn't matter like it's just like you know they're not objects they are their richness is an object don't treat them like objects they mean these people yeah are the objectifying women of course they are these women who like show their ass all the time it's not empowering but you know what are you

gonna do but my point is rob rich people but you know don't play their game is my point don't uh you know why do we repeat the term fake news like it's a stupid term it was made up by for the wrong you know I think

people calling out fake Russian shit I didn't know when I forget when it started I think it was called user first to call out like you know these fake stories um about Hillary and shit that was coming out we know from like this was the Russians doing it uh and now Trump uses it but it's like you use these buzz stop using these buzzwords stop using like when you know you if someone tries to like get you on board I'm an influencer tell them to go fuck themselves like tell me when I say my catchphrases Azerbaijan. Tell me to go

fuck myself. That's the point, but also buy the shirt or the, you know, the vibrator egg that I'm going to make. You know, there's eggs that, you know, they just kind of massage eggs, but I think people put them in their asses or their poces or whatever. Use them. I mean, it'll say Azerbaijan. I mean, I don't know, like, I know that one might be

dangerous. I might get sued by the Azerbaijan tourist board or wherever they have. I don't know how they could in the jurisdiction. But I'm a wine princess, bitch. That's, that's fun. That's going to be more fun. So just do that one. I don't know.

It's just everyone's too concerned to being chill. That's a part of the problem. No one wants to confront people. Like, I mean, you should allow people to identify how they want. Someone, or how they are. I mean, but, you know, whatever. If it's a man or a woman

and they're trans, like, don't give them shit. But this, all, part of the problem is, you know, there is a point where you draw the line. Like, you don't give that purview to, like, assholes who want to like monetize horseshit like that's not you don't just go well he says he's

like there's a some people like to play a slippery slope game right like oh if we give people the right to like self-identify and express themselves in where they want to then we have to allow the same thing when you know we're going to let gays marry we're going to let a dog fucking marry no obviously we're not going to let a dog marry a man marry a dog

is interspecies and it's stupid in the same way no just because you allow someone to express their gender identity doesn't mean you allow someone to say they're an influencer it's a hoarshit term um just like why are you so willing to be advertised to like why are you so willing to be um marketed to by the way buy my shirts i'm a wine princess bitch but really you shouldn't identify yourself by products you shouldn't identify yourselves by uh your political affiliation which is also a product nowadays let's be honest you're part of the team um so i don't know what the

answer is but we're going to have visors i mean if you don't want to wear a full hat you can wear i'm a wine princess visor um maybe olive oil i've heard that you can make custom olive oil so wouldn't that be great like i'm a wine princess bitch olive oil uh i feel like this brand's going to take off it's going to be on the back of panties and girls gone wild videos but also Hillary Clinton will also use it because it's like a catch-off like just women's empowerment and also men like it too

so men like powerful women so you know they're saying I'm a wine princess bitch go fuck yourself I really feel like we can push this together you know my loyal fans if you want to see marketing done in a way which doesn't kind of violate

your identity get behind me uh billionaires You know, I love AOC. I know AOC pretty well. Estacia and Estacia? I don't actually know her. The congresswoman, the young congresswoman, the attractive congresswoman,

Cortez, I forget her first name. Anastasia Cortez, I think that's it. It's a nice name. But I just watch a tweet of her. I mean, she, amongst other people, are pretty pissed off this week about Howard Schultz, the CEO of Starbucks. He's mulling over the idea of running in 2016 as a centrist presidential candidate.

And look, do I think it's a great idea? I don't know much about the guy. But why I take issue with, what I take Umbrance with is this idea that just AOC, my friend AOC put out there that like, she made some tweet saying that, well, you know, why, why is no one telling Howard, billionaire? She didn't specify how a Charleston tweet Why is no one saying

The billionaires You want to run In 2020 Why don't you take Something smaller first Like running for city council And look We can accept Trump

Of course Because he didn't make any money He's a fucking He's not a billionaire By his own You know Volition or whatever He got money from his dad

But in most billionaires For at least first generation billionaires They did more than You for instance I mean all the power to eustasia cortez and her 70% marginal tax rate which you know um that's going to work sure but whatever um but yeah they like can we stop pretending in this country like billionaires

don't deserve some of their money at least like they kind of earned it i mean a lot of the time if you want to talk about regulations i want them keep less of it sure are they are they behind you know coups in foreign countries yes I mean let's talk about that let's talk about the overthrow of Iran and Guatemala because of the United Fruit and you know I'm sure other you know why did we go to war

Iraq you know Halliburton buy Halliburton by the way I don't know what we sell but we're Halliburton we invade countries that we gotta be good I mean that's just a little mid

mid role ad drop Halliburton pay me money You know, look, for instance, like, you know, Michael Bloomberg, who the famous mayor of New York City for three terms, look, I don't like they turned New York City into a Disneyland knockoff, but, you know, the guy did design infrastructure, technology infrastructure for finance, which became a ubiquitous, you know, the Bloomberg terminal became ubiquitous in financial shit. I mean, it was big, a big deal, big fucking deal. There's a reason he's, yeah, is that more impressive than whenever AOC did between the ages of 25 and 29 or 20, yeah, it is. Stop, fuck off. Of course it is. Don't act like you're the same thing.

Now, like, does that make him qualified? No, no, it doesn't necessarily make you qualified. But why? But like, let's not pretend like there isn't a reason that they get a little more benefit of the doubt. Now, am I saying trust billionaires and give billionaires the keys? of the city. I kind of implied that you should go rob rich people. So I don't think you can think I said that. I mean,

again, keep it about the money. Don't do any sexual assaults. This is not that would just spoil everything. Just rob. And don't kill them. Just rob them. You know, just take their shit. Take their little watch. I mean, don't do it by force.

Don't do it if you got to hurt people. But like, take it out of their bag. If you see a rich guy, take stuff out of their bag. I don't want to seem like I'm endorsing crime, but like rich people have bags right take it out of their bag um yeah bloomberg is more impressive is all I'm saying then

aOC at 20s though she's very good very good tactics and I love the video where she's dancing um I think that we address this I don't think we address you know she leaked that by the way I think I meant to mention a couple episodes ago of course this was leaked by her

she's at people acting like why does the R and she keep fucking going after her and then she comes back with all these brilliant things like first they brought up how like she makes no money and that like on the backfired like did it back for maybe that one did but this one didn't backfire this one fucking she released it i mean i i don't know for sure she won't return my phone calls but yeah i mean let's be on who makes this fun why are you in this video in the first it's all very wacky i think she probably shot at the year ago some people argue no no it was

for her college fine she's a tactician she knows what she's doing even this strategy of going after um shaltz it's not doing it a dumb way but let's just not call let's call bullshit on the fact that like billionaires do stuff right like you i guess you could argue because we have infrastructure that you're entitled to their money like some people do that some people do that you know we have roads and and electricity so therefore the fact that they you know i make 20 grand a year because i did nothing with my life and they make billions like it's wrong and like you can argue degrees of it but you know you don't deserve anything really i mean why but let's be fair most of what most people unless you're talking about like people who

were in a migratory state from like you know you had to come from a different country i don't understand why we don't allow indian doctors at this point to be doctors here i don't think the standard is that much higher if you're a doctor and you listen to me i'd like you to tweet at me and tell me why indian doctors aren't as good and be honest because i think you're full shit i think the uh whatever governing board of medicine this seems scattershot probably but it's not because my point is i am not against you know my people it's the idea like that migratory people are the problem no i don't think it is i think the problem is uh we get this v it colors the issue but i think reality is most people aren't like let's be honest there's people who are born

into certain situations through life and they rise above it right the people who like are born to poverty and they rise to the middle class the upper middle class even to the rich to be rich. There's people who are born in the middle class who become rich and wealthy people who are born to the middle class who become poor. There's people who like

stay where they are. My point is the people who rise above their situation who do the mystery effort whatever are fewer and far between. Most people are not exceptional. That's just that's why the people who do are exceptional. So I guess

what we're arguing is the people are you entitled to a billionaire's money because you're unexceptional and you didn't do anything. I guess we should have a living wage, sure, but I just don't like, I mean I don't like being pushed

to defend billionaires. That's my problem. All I do is target these people, talk about these people, try to be a fucking wrench in their plans, and AOC comes along. We want 70% of their marginal money. Like, that just seems dumb.

You didn't do anything for it. Like, and what are you going to do? You're going to buy another missile? Are you going to give people health care? I don't believe you. I think you're not. And even if I believe that you would do it, you're going to fuck it up. I mean, I say get single-payer health care.

Why are we pretending like we don't spend almost a trillion dollars a year in the military? Like, is this red herring? Who are we afraid of? Are we afraid of China? We're afraid of Azerbaijan? Buy the shirt. Azerbaijan. But are we afraid of, like, the Philippines?

Why do we have these fucking drones? Why are we blowing up Pakistani weddings? And, you know, Azerbaijani bar mitzvahs. I don't think it's the thing, full disclosure. I think they're Muslim. But whatever, why are we blowing things up in the Muslim world? We don't need them. We can use that for health care.

Because it's the same kind of othering. It's just, you know, it's basically going after, it's not as bad because, you know, when you target when you use poor people as your kind of target yeah it's a little shittier and they have less recourse to fight um or a lot less but you know what's still the same kind of dynamic though and we should be better than that uh but a or c call me um we should have lunch someone that just has to do with uh people passing the buck i think like i'm i'm sick I'm work sick of getting this kind of watching

things fall apart because people are not willing to fight with their boss it's an epidemic now I understand if you're a migrant again migrant this is not an excuse nothing I say is an excuse to go target migrants so don't you don't think you're thinking that

I think you're waiting for Kump to come along or what can I what's Kump going to say as ammo that I can use to target migrant workers or women I'm not going to give it to you You can't use my you know Attack on the rich to do sexual assaults in the rich

That's not cool all right And it's not cool to use what I'm about to say The target people who are in you know shitty situations That's not what I'm talking about But I'm talking about these fucking privileged elite Talentless scumbags Who just won't push back against their bosses Like it's the same thing as Nazis

Less Jews will die because of it usually in this case But, you know, still, it's the same idea that, you know, if your boss is trying to get you to do more work than you were contracted for or to just be shittier and allow shittier things through, stop, but just fucking fight them. And then if you have to be charismatic. This is why this country's falling apart, because no one is preoccupied with being aggressive enough. That's my thing. Like, this is the crux of everything, I think. Because I feel like this whole chill vibe is ruined Brooklyn, it's ruined New York City. It's ruined everything.

Everyone's so preoccupied with being chill. I don't know what the value of being chill is, okay? I don't know when we decided that like, like Bruce Willis used to be cool, not anymore, but he used to be cool. Diehard was cool because he was a guy. Yes, he was like, had a wry sense of humor, but he killed people. He was an aggressive person. It's not about being masculine He could have been a woman

Why not have die hard with a woman Who kills people and makes jokes I'm down with that Sarah Connor from Terminator It was great The new movie looks terrible But whatever But the point is

This obsession with being chill It's ruined It's given the This is why billionaires succeed Because you just want to be chill And you have no reason To fight with your boss I

want to fight with my boy I'm aggressive I don't like even when they're giving me compliments I second guess them my boss the other day told me like oh happy Tuesday and I didn't bite their head off but I got kind of in there like well this is kind of I told me I don't like when people say that and uh we laughed it off because I was charming about it and my that's my point is that because I value the need to be shitty to people who can fire me I need to I can't I can't just, like, I can't take shit from them. I also can't take compliments or just inane conversation. But because I feel that way, I had to get charming.

I had to become a compelling person. I had to develop a skill set of diffusing the tension that I create for no reason. But, and you go, well, what's the value in that? The value is that I can also convey ideas. I can also convey thoughts to people. That is what we're lost. That's why you have this un-newon. unbridled, just rat pit of shit that we call, you know, public discourse and the media

and our social interactions, our social debate, the great social debate is in the state that it's in, because no one has a need to be a charismatic, intelligent person. No one has a need to explain anything because they never put themselves into a self-inflicted problem with their boss, the way I do. I feel like, why don't you just get into a fight with your boss, tell them why? they're not that good tell them why your company isn't that really noble um why you don't you know the product you're making is not as good as it used to be um why you feel like the the quality of the snack food that's being given to you for free um it's less than what you were getting and how

you feel that indicates the company is in a position you know they're less than what they're pretending it is you know that we're doing worse than we were um make these claims bold claims be the outsider be the asshole because here's the thing you'll get fired if you're not good enough I've been fired before I got fired from CVS because I was during a snowstorm using the price gun on the photo machine but also like just walking around you know breaking shit I wasn't charming enough but the guy I got hired with

was so charming that he got promoted like a manager after a month and we were the same age he was a good looking I don't know what he was Palestinian or Lebanese or something One of those Mediterranean countries where the guys just looked great and he had a great jawline and his dad owned a camera store so he knew all about like photo chemical

shit. We were photo lab guys in CBS and I was just this fat klutzy idiot who didn't know anything and I got fired but I had to learn I had to learn how to be a piece of shit but also explain why I'm a piece of shit and you make this whole fake rationale people you know

think there's there's value in being aggressive because in order to cohabitate with people like not being a psychopath that's the difference you have to be an aggressive person who's willing to coexist and that's what's lost and you but the lack of conflict

only works if scarcity doesn't exist anymore it's kind of when people are all like well economics is bullshit and you know why can't everyone just have everything well because scarcity is still a thing you don't feel that way because you're a privileged person who lives in you know the western world and you don't live in africa or parts of Southeast Asia or other places where people get fucked

with cold tan mines and getting their arms chopped off and there's no food to go around you don't have it you don't have to worry about it and that's why those people I'm not going to tell them to get more

aggressively charming because someone's going to cut their arm off you have to take the privilege that you have and actualize it and make the world a better place by being an asshole and then defending your asshole status with charm and charisma

and the ability to communicate your ideas. You know, write yourself, the guys who wrote the Shield, the great show, not enough people watched it. They, the show really pioneered the whole thing of like, you know, these corrupt cops who get themselves out of jams that, you know, you don't think they can get themselves out of. And then other shows copied Dexter and Sons of Anarchy and a lot of other shows copied that model.

how they do it they wrote themselves into a corner so they had to write themselves out simple as that you have to write yourself out of telling your boss that you don't think they're that qualified like I do

I mean I do it in a way where it's fun you make it fun you know why are you telling you like Trump supporters how stupid they are make it fun make it charming you know when you watch

William Buckley debating Chomsky they couldn't be any more opposed they couldn't I mean those are two very smart guys on two wildly opposite sides of the political spectrum, I guarantee you they're further apart than you and a Trump supporter

because you and a Trump supporter don't know shit probably. Unless I'm talking to some exceptional people and a few of you might be, but for the most part, you and the Trump supporter are equally as dumb and equally as lacking of depth as, you know, you're not Chomsky. Chomsky

besides being a political, whatever the fuck you want call him, is a fucking linguistic pioneer in MIT. So fuck you. You're not as good as Chomsky. When did it come down to for a sex I'd know that there's a problem to say I'm not as good as someone? Like, I have no problem saying I'm not as funny as someone

or as fucking qualified as someone because, you know, I'm funny a lot of people. I'm more qualified than a lot of people in certain respects. Like, this idea that like somehow it's insulting to go like, I'm not as good as that person. It's not implicit when you say that, that I won't be

as good as that person. It's, why is it, I mean, so many people, When you go, like, I got a guy's funnier to me. And they'll go, no, he's not. I was like, well, like, if I didn't believe that, if I didn't believe, like, the fact of the reason I don't feel bad is because I feel that I could get that funny. They will get that funny.

Or I will get that skilled. There's a different thing we're talking about, you know, editing or color. It's like this idea, people feel like their skill set and their value is inherent. Your value isn't inherent. You can increase your value. I mean, that's how you're supposed to do it. It's the reason that a kid is not worth much money. You know, kid ran out of college

Because you don't know shit You're not I mean, unless you fucking You know Built some That kids from Norway or wherever Or Australia or New Zealand What were he's from

That genie's kid Who figured out how to clean The garbage out of the ocean That kid's worth something You're not that kid That kid's great You're terrible What are you doing in 18

Or 22 Or whenever people get out of college I'm just saying Like There's value in Just the fact that you'll improve But you have to improve And you can't improve

You don't address the fact you don't know shit yet so shut your mouth be a dick and then learn and learn how to get better is what i'm saying i feel like this is uh buy my shirt i mean that was that was that was that was a good sentiment that gave to you it was a little you know kind of scattered and uh hard to quantify but on the other side buy the shirt by the azurbaijan shirt that's going to be available buy the I'm a wine princess bitch mug vibrator maybe dildo is that wrong to sell dildos I feel like Joe Rogan was selling dildo or fleshlight

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we should look into this I mean because that company they still make them right? Does everyone just know what they are? Why do they need to advertise flashlights and now they don't? I feel like you don't, you know, you don't see them in CVS. You don't, I mean, why don't you see a flashlight?

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again, this all goes to the whole thing of I mean, look, yes, Trump caved last Friday on the wall. Okay. I mean, it says three weeks, but probably realistically, he's going to do it again. I don't think you want to do it in the first place. I think he kind of talked himself into a fucking

into a corner and acquiesced. Does it make Nancy Pelosi a genius? I don't. I mean, if you want to explain to me how, sure, but I feel like most people in this situation would have just did what she did. She did the right thing. She didn't cave to a maniac.

Okay. I mean, I'm glad you had some backbone. I feel like just the minimum backbone it would take for me to respect you at all. But let's not pretend like she outplanned. Did she outplay him? What'd she do? The State of the Union thing.

I guess that was, you know, a good move. She wouldn't let him have a state of the union because the government was shut down. So good for her. But all these articles, you see, like in the Times editorial board and then other places about how much,

basically how much of a fucking cuck Trump is. And how he got fucked, he fucking got fucked by his own blowhardness. And he overshot and he ate himself into a hole, whatever you want to call it. And look, I don't know what these people are trying to accomplish with this, bolstering the base, is that what you think?

Like, because I'm not saying journalists should report differently based on how they're going to be perceived, but like, what's the purpose of these wildly aggressive op-ed articles that, like, are just going to energize the other side? Like, when I see that, I don't want to vote for Trump, but, like, I can almost see what one,

if I was a little bit less committed to, like, you know, reason, which a lot of people are. I mean, I'm not benefiting from my reason. Let's be clear about that. I don't think I'm better because I'm logical and reasonable and he's objective analysis. I'm the asshole who's not making money. That's why I got the wine princess, bitch.

That's why I got the Azerbaijan, because I'm not making money. And I know part of that is because I refuse to, you know, or have no ability to play the game. I'm incompetent in playing the game. All right. But that being said, you know, I could see, you know, does this turning or energizing people?

People just hate liberals. Not everyone, of course, liberals don't, I guess, but on the other side. And do you change the way you are? Do you change the way you act because of that? I don't think, you know, I'm not saying you fundamentally change the fact that you want

freedom for everyone, but just stop being smug about it. That's all I'm saying. Stop being smug cuntz about everything. That's how you come off. Like, you know, be be William Buckley when he talked to Chomsky. It was a much more collegial and kind of

they got places and these conversations. I mean, they ended up agreeing with each other, but you know, whoever's listening to him was informed and learned, you know, their perspective. I don't learn perspective when I watch news anymore. I don't learn perspective when I hear people debate in the bar because no one is

kind of hearing anyone. Like, Aaron Sarkin got some shit. Something I work was watching Sam Cedar and So I don't know how widespread this, Sorkin hate, is going. But Aaron Sorkin was on Freed Zakaria, who I always kind of remember as being kind of a hack. Well, he was actually, oh, full circle.

I wasn't planning this, but he's actually the first I've ever heard of Azerbaijan. It was Freed Zakaria. And he had a program on CNN Sunday mornings, and he would profile Azerbaijan. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But I'm pretty sure he didn't point out the human rights atrocities that Azerbaijan's involved with. I'm also not in a position to really quantify them.

so I'm not I'm also yeah I'm a little like you're in here I'm really shooting a big shot at Fried Zakaria maybe I'm wrong but fuck him but the point is he's on Fried Zakaria show and uh he was basically he was saying something the effect of like the liberals or the new wave of Democrats he's like I like them but that they're elected they should you know stop acting

like the new way or stop backing like children uh or kids he wasn't trying to say but shot back like kids and acting like adults and look I love the guy I love the west wing i like the newsroom a lot and it's a vibe he does in his you know motif he has of like kind of being grown-ups and not kind of you know like playing into these kind of new school like you know twit twit twitterverse kind of fucking new new snippet kind of if you watch the newsroom you know you can't you understand it more like just kind of this kind of you know small digest bites

of fucking news and media and like that's what you say it perfectly no i mean it was very kind of vague and convoluted and my point is I kind of got his perspective a little bit I got a sense of like oh he's going for that he's going for the fact of like yeah it's fun when aOC goes on Twitter and says you're not stuck in here

I'm not stuck in here with you you're stuck in here with me the watchman maha ha ha but like doesn't mean anything and uh to the level of aggression uh in the party I think and it's hard to qualify exactly but you know he's trying to my point is there are things you can learn

by talking to people and not I mean it's a conceder he's just like yeah yeah it's like being a fucking squawking shitting scumbick about it and uh he's a one point I was talking and said look I mean yeah we're gonna we should

address the economic anxiety of the middle class but you know be less mean about it and what does he mean by that? Well I'm not even sure but the point is it sounds like something like all right it's hard to argue with that I mean what are we talking about being mean

but Cedger's whole thing was like, why is there a butt after address the economic insecurity of the middle class? It's just like needle is snark. And what are you adding? What are you adding? I mean, that couldn't be a butt? Like, we should address the economic insecurity of the middle class, but not forego making sure that, you know, lower class babies have health care.

You would argue with that? I mean, I'm just saying there's plenty of butts that would work here. listen to people listen to when they talk you can get perspective from someone you can get an interesting perspective from someone you disagree with someone who's not as smart as you

understanding their point of view can add to your point of view even if you don't agree with them their life experience their fucking the accumulation of their observations to the world which might come from a different perspective of yours

can add to your knowledge of the world you can kind of synthesize their ideas is into yours you don't have to agree with them and like stop trying to convince them all right that's not your job and you're not very good at it unless you know except for the few people i'm talking to who might be but in reality most of you are your job is not to go on fucking facebook and convert people and let's be honest you suck at it unless you're a russian bot you're not good at persuading people stop going on facebook stop on instagram making political statements just stop because you're wrong and not because it shouldn't be said it's just

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