Kump - 50 - Kump's Beef

Episode Date: October 4, 2020

Ray discusses Fake YouTube, getting scammed, beef, Biden and Trump. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Hello and welcome to Kump back here with you. I just recorded an entire 20 minutes and I realized that and I'd scream an entire 20 minutes and I realized that and I'd scream expletives into the environment. So, if you see me confused at any point, because I feel like, you know, deja vu, I just talked about this, it's even more confusing. Every episode, I'm like,

did I talk about this? Was that last week? And now it's going to be, did I talk about it? I'll probably release that on the Patreon to my comp dump people. You also get exclusive content that's coming this week, but, you know, I'll give you also the curve, a whole 20 minutes of content you can

as a Kumpdumpf member, the high-tier member. But anyway, people, I had a great episode Thursday. It was a Friday on my Patreon. Not the pump, not the hawk, but people are saying you should release that to the general public. And, you know, it was an episode about Trump and the whole COVID thing, how we got COVID. And I guess I was saying things that, you know, resonated with people.

I'm a voice in the wilderness. And can you remember? Imagine if I did that, if I released that. I mean, I'm not against giving, I'm not trying to be like, you have to get the content to pay for it to get it. No, that's not what I'm doing. But can you imagine if I, a week after Tim does that, if I release this, you know, he has his own great rant, prolific rant, where he's going after the hypocrite celebrity

voters and the, and the, you know, and the untalented. And he releases it, you know, it's too good to keep on Patreon. So he releases the public. And a week later, I do the same thing. I mean, the level of mockery and just, you know, abuse that would deserve for, like, you know, stealing his gimmick. So, I mean, I guess it's a compliment that people, you know, it's good content. People think I should share it. So if you feel like joining, it's a finding to join your episodes every week, extra episode.

Yeah. So, you know, I would love to give, I'll do that in the future sometime. But now a week later. It's just not really. It's a faux pa. So, yeah. My apartment smells like steak right now. Like beef.

I don't know if you guys, you know, how many of you follow me on Instagram? Probably decent amount of you. You might have seen that steak I posted last night. People seem to respond positively to it. It was a good, delicious steak. There's a porterhouse steak. I cooked it. And I am now, I think I'm smelling the beef still.

It's hard to tell if it's just, it's that kind of, general buttery nutness in the air which is not bad. It doesn't smell bad but you know I'm living in my own stew of meat people are asking if it's with the air fryer which I've been enjoying the air

fryer immensely. I was checking the recording device that's so long we got some new setups here we got the new I moved my device over so I can not have to scramble to hit the button it didn't stop me from not recording the video so um whatever but uh it was not the air fryer this time the air fryer works beautifully we made the

vegetables in the air fryer uh i recommend an air fryer um it if anything the only the only negative of the air fryer is you can't necessarily fit everything in it once um if you're making like onion rings per se um which i make keto onion rings with the with the pork rinds i don't know I'm trying to get healthy, but, you know, through pork rinds. It's a keto thing. It's a variety. I'm no longer just shoving prosciute in my mouth every other day. Because, you know, you're home in a pandemic.

You're working from home. It's easier to cook. So you're cooking, and it's not a cooking show, right? I'm not doing, I'm not here. I'm not trying to be Gordon Ramsey and teaching you how to, you know, make your steak with some kind of butter sauce. I'm not fucking trying to. You know, I'm not going to teach you making a caviar filet. That's not what this show is.

This is me ranting about everything. But I'm not a fucking top chef boy. I'm not going to go on Chopped and just be like, well, here, I killed a dog and I cooked it. Would you like some? That could work, though. I could be a guy who goes on Chop. Chopped is like a competition cooking show if you don't. We're not familiar.

I used to watch Top Chef more. I don't know why I was into it. I can always cook or right. I'm good with a knife. I am good with a chef's knife. Not amazing, but I'm pretty, I have a good handle.

I read a book about it once. Much like I read a book about habadashery, you know, men's traditional clothing. Does it manifest in my daily life? If you ever saw me in appearance or on a podcast,

would you ever think that I, you know, read a book about habadashry? And like, what's the difference between white tail and black tie events? and what's the proper way of where, you know, what's the color scheme for your tie versus your handkerchief?

But I know these things. I don't put them into practice. But, you know, a well-rounded man, such as myself, likes to be a raconteur, I guess, or a sort of a man for all season. That's not, I mean, man for all seasons is kind of a bad thing, right? It means you're just kind of like, you'll take any dick in the port,

you'll fucking ass in the sea. that's not what I am. I'm a Swiss Army knife of some useful information and some not useful information. It's all out there. It's all, you know, could I cut open a body?

Could I, you know, that... Not that I killed, all right? Could I make a dog stew? Here's a stew I made from dead dogs. I didn't kill them. I found them. Is it road kill, per se? I mean, they were suffering,

and I found them, and I put them down. Let's just say that. um they they whatever i'm i people don't like eating dog i don't understand the big uh deal i guess because dog is domesticated like there's a stigma in the world about like i think which countries eat dog is it china they say or is it korea i don't know if uh i feel like to to allege it would be kind of insulting i don't um and i'm not trying to you know paint one of the broad brush but certain places eat dog uh and cat and i think about dogs is like they are bred to be these weird like they're wolves right they all stars wolves and then we kind of forced them through like a genetic extruder

to like make them these different things which i think is disgusting i think the idea that you love dogs but you're okay with that we're breeding certain traits is sort of i mean it's not the worst thing in the world does it make you you know the the hitler the hitler of evil does not but people tend to get a little self-righteous about like how much you love dogs I mean don't hurt them don't torture them um but you know oh my dog is my baby but like you've basically taken part in a eugenics experiment with wolves for centuries and you're fine with that and some of these dogs um are horribly uh impaired they can't breed that that bulldog that tim takes care of is always like looks like it should be he wants to die and just

slobbering. Like, this is not a life. But, you know, but you're going to get all mad because some people kill a dog to eat it. And it's like, I feel like a lot of hypocrisy around this. It's a weird thing to be so hypocritical about, about a fucking, you know, Dr. Mangala experiment gun. Not a rye. I guess this has been successful because people love them. They're all over the place.

You have dog pounds and dog kettles and dog toy places. I'm okay with dogs. I like cats Cats because they do your own thing They fuck around And they'll shit in your mouth When you're not looking But they're friendly

And like they'll give you some pets But not all day The cats let you pet it all day It's a bad cat It's not doing anything over its life But whatever But I'll make some kind of stew For the chop people

That's my point I'll make some kind of delicious Caviar ice cream And, you know, it is what it is. What, how did we get it? Oh, because I made the steak. So I didn't deep fried, air fried the steak. I made it on the kettle, the, the, I made in the kettle.

I mean, I shoved steak in a kettle and I boiled it. No, it's a skillet. The cast iron skillet. A lot of fun. And you can get it from Amazon, fresh. You know, people, it's not, look, you spend so much. much money on this goddamn seamless right you spend like if i want to get a sesame chicken from not even expensive place like a fucking regular chinese kitchen uh with seamless nowadays the whole thing

they can cost you 20 bucks um between the tip and the fees they put on it's like a 10 dollar dish you know like a little combo a typical fat boy combo of sesame chicken with fucking fried rice and egg roll and you're paying 20 bucks and uh you know it's not uh then you make a porterhouse it costs 18 bucks so it's like you know what are we doing here i'm not trying to say you got to cook your own food but like i'm not i'm not the king of scotland because i'm making a steak you can cook it at your house you know cast iron skillets or then around for centuries um to treat yourself but i'm not gordon ramsay right i'm not one of these you know this guy gordon ramsie who like it's easy to shit on him it's easy to think

he's some type of celebrity phony but he's actually you know been around forever this is a guy who um because he goes on his gimmick he's going to yell at you he was going to call you uh a slob you know when you were as like sue chef or whatever like you know he had a show he's so many shows but one of him was when he had all these shell's kitchen right or something uh where he brings them on and all like these fat people want to be chefs which i've never seen i mean some chefs are fat most of them are all strung out. out um because they you know they have to stand around all day they can't go to the bathroom they piss and shit themselves um which i 100% believe um i don't think it's advertised but i mean when

you're in these french kitchens when you're in these fancy uh you're making court de vior or a beef wellington or some kind of uh salami salami you can't make a salami pie and uh you can't just go to the bathroom in the middle of it. You know, you're low-leash, like, you know, blind cook, and you have to, you know, just shit your pants and piss your pants. It's why they're ready to chickenboard pants, I guess, because they hide piss and shit.

So, he went through all that. Like, I watched, there was a documentary on PBS years ago, which you can find on YouTube, I'm sure. And he's, it's, it's some other guy, some guy he worked for, and Gordon Ramsey just is kind of in the background. And the guy's, like, he's really good. He'll be, he'll be a little restaurant one day. but this guy was the main attraction

and Gordon Ramsey's just there like he probably doesn't have to clean the guy's shit pants anymore but one of the cooks does and he's just delegating us so it's still degrading kind of because he has still like you know cleaning the chef's shit and I'll have to inspect it so I'm gonna lick his pants seat

and just still and I say shit you're in trouble excuse me in the noise and so you know you're just not the guy scrubbing his shit but you still might if he doesn't do a good job you still taste in shit

so it's still he wasn't top dog yet he became like a legit you know English chef he was one of the guys who brought British chef stuff back

but now he just berates people on TV that's what like it is most of people on TV don't even do that so many people are unqualified but like just go on and just talk shit

and um be a be a phony, be a hack and this whole thing is about fake you can't trust any information we're talking about fake news

like with Trump and like the politics and war YouTube is so much fake news I mean here at Kump we thought you know what I do here is there's flights of whimsy and fancy and there's also you know

a reason to respond I don't claim to be the expert on everything but you know when you go on YouTube so many people they're going to teach you and it's useful Look, there's never been a time, a better time in this world to know a little bit about a lot of things. If you want, I do my music, I do my little, since, I'll check, you know, speaking of such, this might not work out.

We'll see, this is a taste of comp in the future, perhaps, because I'm going to try. See, I can hook it up now. It's all wired together. That's not a song I would make. But my point is, I know how to make music on the computer. uh it's just there it's just you know it's something i can hybridize later we can kind of that's that's not you know a song that's just a arpeggiator uh on a fucking scent and i program it's a little bit it's a little bit program but it was fucking around i i if you're

newer to the game uh i make music you can find my sound cloud i believe on my twitter page or something it's out there uh i'll i'll repost the soundcloud link point is i do i make music i make paint you see the paintings you're on youtube seen behind me these are paintings i make uh i'm not going to be a painter i'm not lucy's back hello lucy i told lucy you know she wanted to go out and get coffee this morning i'm like go out and get coffee i'm going to do the podcast by the time to get back i'll probably be almost done but i recorded 20 whole minutes without a video yeah uh lucy's looking at me like a slob like you pig why did i choose to cohabitate with you you don't even know when a video is recording or not um this

The apartment smells like steak. Did it smell like steak in here, baby? In a good way. Yeah, in a good way. She likes it. Don't think you're gonna fucking white night meet with Lucy and like, hey, baby,

I'll give you an apartment or it doesn't smell like steak. She likes it. So fuck off. Did you get me a coffee? You can bring it to me? She's gonna bring me a coffee. This is great.

This is not me. I'm in front of a microphone with a camera. I'm not degrading my girlfriend here. It's not raging bowl. I'm not saying, bring it over. Bring it over. It's a feat that's on purpose.

But yeah, it's never been a time to, you know, as you can check out my soundcloth, I don't care. But, you know, I make the paintings, I make the music, I make drawings. You know, and I'm not going to be a painter. I'm not going to be a fucking artist. Maybe, you know, if someone murders me for political reasons, maybe these paintings will be worth a few pennies,

and Lucy can sell them to pay for her, to keep the lifestyle she's grown accustomed to. You know, someone finds me in the middle of an Arby's and just starts stabbing me in the asshole to bleed me out, like a stuck pig, saying like, you know, there's no middle ground, you know, sick temper, middle ground, central. Am I, central?

What am I? I don't even know what I am, but it pisses some people off. They want you to believe in something to a fault. They want you to be the political, to typical thing. Thank you so much, baby. It's coffee.

It's a strange lid. Look at this strange lid they have with a you can sip on it like a sippy cup. I like straw. It's a paper straw. Some fucking turtle is alive right now because he's got a good.

Some turtle should have been choked to death on a straw, but he's allowed to live so I can suffer a paper straw. raw so I can taste cardboard while I'm drinking my cold brew. Enjoy it, Turtle. Enjoy it. Snapping sea monster. You've been alive for 200 years. You've got to keep staying alive. These sea turtles have it so good. What do you think is going to happen when you live for 200 years? You're like the world's not going to change around you. You can't adapt. You've had debt. It's not some baby turtle, all right? This is insane. Turtles live and you know,

You can come at me on YouTube. You can come at me and you can write your comments about how not all turtles live for hundreds of years, you fat slob. And I don't, I'm not going to listen. Tweeting to the void. Because the reality is these turtles live for decades. There's no, it's insane to me that they haven't adapted to not eating plastic. They're not getting choked out by a six-pack thing.

Don't they have teeth? Why don't they bite them? I'm not advocating to murder turtles. like turtles. I'd love to be a turtle. I'd love to float around the sea and then go back into my shell and just, you know, shit in my own shell. I don't know. Do whatever. It's wonderful. But this idea that like the oldest, most wise creature in, you know, isn't in like Native American culture or on turtles like wise gurus or something? I might be disparaging Native American culture again accidentally. I seem to remember something, though, where they, you know, I mean, Native American's

value animals. they did they still do probably you know they attribute them uh you know because there's this they're in tune with the earth and they get there's different kinds of wisdom so i guess whoever wisdom the turtle provides you can't keep it from choking the death on a paper a plastic straw i guess that's just you know look i mean anthony fouchy makes the medicine right or whatever or tells you to wear the mask and uh you know dom montana uh likes to play for football and save his fucking family so it's a division of labor I guess but yeah so I'm not gonna be a painter I'm not gonna be that's what I was

talking about but you know it's but you on YouTube and these people are like you know they'll teach you have woodworking they'll teach you know visual effects you want to make the flames and the Avengers we want oh when when Tony Scott as the Iron Man burns alive the Captain America boy or we're the first spot Spider-Man boy. Whatever, there's flames involved. How do you make the flames? How do you make the Spider-Ban boy shoot the webs?

You want to learn that stuff. You can go on YouTube and you learn from bullshit. There's sites out there where you pay for it and there's real information. Like, I have certain technical skills, which you don't need to get into right now. But, like, you know, point is, like, you know, but there are websites that will teach a visual effect. You got paid for it. This YouTube shit has never been more over time for, like, charlatans. Usually, in my experience, people who don't do the job, but, like, have a small knack for it, but they're pleasing.

And they're kind of, kind of good-looking, kind of, you know, just ambiguous in many ways. Maybe you're kind of mixed race or mixed gender or whatever. It's not about that. It's more like, it's just people. Like, eclectic people of the world is my point. It's like people who aren't just crust, like the crusty old nerd white guy in the background, making the fucking web. No one wants to watch him teach him visual effects. I mean, unless you actually want to learn.

I mean, look, it'll be black guys too. It'll be, you know, Hispanic guys too. My point is it's, when you learn shit for real, you're learning it from people who aren't the best to look at. They aren't the best to listen to. But they have knowledge. You know, you get sick of hearing some fucking flashy young guy who fucks all the time, tell you how to do some weird task that, like, that guy would never do

because, like, you know, I have to be out there in a world sucking and fucking and getting ass mouth and fucking my own ass and sucking tits and fucking pussy um those guys don't tend to be hidden in the room you know make you know rotoscoping the fucking spider webs in in spooky Avengers or whatever the fuck um

so yeah be it's be wary of YouTube is my point it's you know they'll teach you something you want to learn how to or or then there's the other guy some guy who's like you know in some durable how or whatever country, a European country, durable country, you know, a country where, or France, but they don't speak English well, but they're speaking English. It's always that. It's always, if you're speaking in French, it's fine. And it's fine to not speak English well. But my point is, you want to learn how to, like, fix your iPhone battery. And there'll be some guy who's just trying, like, you know,

he's teaching how to solder and, like, look, don't, and he's getting, you know, resentful. He's all, like, you know, people say, me, why don't you solder? I know how to solder, but this doesn't require solder. So don't give me shit. Like me, me, if I was teaching you something. But on top of that, you know, you excuse his ability to speak English because he's not supposed to. You don't excuse it with me. I'm a mumbling psychopath, so you shouldn't excuse me when I can't speak English properly. But he's from a different country, so he has an actual plausible benignability.

And that's what you tend to get on YouTube. You can learn. You can learn to make cook, you know, be a chef. you can learn to cook your own quattra berry pie whatever that the orange liqueur they'll teach you they'll teach you I learned how to make the steak last night on YouTube even with that kind of new have I was refreshing myself

but like you're not going to learn to make you know you're not going to become a chef from YouTube but that's the there's a weird device it's all to get you to a place where you can't make money off it that's kind of the gimmick it's like it's like when you watch he's Tony Robbins commercials. And he's teaching you, I'll make you a business boy.

I'll teach you how to make money off real estate ads. The other do, too. You got to go to the seminar and pay a ton of money to actually learn it. I mean, sometimes it backfires because, like, Gary Fong. I was talking about it a while ago and went Tim's patrons, I think. But there was this, I used to be a wedding photographer. And that's the thing. There's levels of gimmicks.

There's this guy, Gary Fong, who used to sell this, like, Basically a flash diffuser. There's a big, I mean, I think where it came from, because I remember older photographers who I talked to, we'd be like, we used to just take an old Chinese container and, you know, put it on top of the flash, and we'd defuse the light and spread it around. And it was just nice to, because if you don't know anything

about photography or lighting, and the idea of light, you know, you think of a light bulb. It's a hard, you know, put up your face. Like an old movie with interrogation, right? When you're interrogating, you can get a single light bulb and it's like deep shadows, and then you spread the light out. out, you know, maybe with a soft box or one of these devices, and, you know, it's an even

light and spread out. It's like, the shadows are always just harsh, right? So it's a very basic thing when he was doing. He was building a very basic device and saying, like, but making it seem like he changed photography. Like, I remember, I spent $300 on these DVDs because he developed, I got, I got had, because he's selling this thing that's basically, it's not just the Chinese container thing, which, you what they call the light dome uh it was the idea of like basically making collages with your like

basically when you make the album he had this whole shitty website thing where he'd make terrible albums that were like really poorly constructed cardboard almost and like like think of an old children's book from the 80s like that kind of binding um pathetic and like you know again if you're into wedding photography which i'm not anymore but like there's wonderful companies out there to make beautiful albums that, you know, part of the thing is, you know, I'm from Long Island where people spend, drop thousands of, you know, tens of thousands of dollars in their, you know,

wedding planning and everything. So, yeah, you drop five grand on a photographer or more, perhaps. I mean, that was ever in my paypoint. But, you know, yeah, you get these albums that are, like, beautifully leather, like, you know, premium leather, beautiful binding. And it's like, you know, and I'm listening to this fucking huckster

sell me cardboard albums and tell me how here's the gimmick because typically the thing is like yeah you have you know what's called flush mount where like basically the which looks really nice

when they didn't bind it properly with the whole picture like there's no border right it's just it goes to the edge of the page and like you know they call it gutter where between the pages

and it's very small or whatever and then maybe you'll have some other pages that have like maths that will have like three pictures three smaller pictures and they're matted properly his whole thing was collages you make these Photoshop collages I'll give you the templates I sell you the templates

and you design these albums and you go to these people go here's the album you could have and you show them these layouts and you're beautiful because they're just like really kind of and look at the time I guess they're a little newer because there's people you know you have all these pictures right you only fit so many of them in an album but now I'm just taking all these very taking all these different fellow journalists pictures and I'm putting them together in a collage

and the idea was to like trick these people into paying you don't have to have this you can take pictures out but you know you'll have to you pay less that way and they won't want to take it apart i love this album so much that they won't they won't you know want to change it um which i guess if you're a good sale you can sell anything you sell crack cocaine to these people if you're good salesman i wasn't the best salesman i was sweaty and fat and it was not what you think it was a wedding photographer per se so i'm coming to them with that and it's like this album is going to be eight hundred dollars and it's like oh we didn't

think that was no you don't have to buy it um but you know we get we have to take pictures out and they'd be like yeah take him out we don't need this fucking close up of the ring what is that it's like what's this fucking black and white picture get out here fatty just give me a picture by me holding my fat mayonnaise wife and a couple of our grandparents and call it a day 100 bucks done also this album looks like shit so gary fom was a scammer um it's a point you know it's like you know he's movies tell you this whole thing of like it's amazing to me because he also he started riffing and he's in his this $300 DVD thing of his conference that I bought just riffing about like saving money and managing wealth which just some truth to it but he's like I find it so odd

that people always make just enough money to not save they go you know oh like you know your car you're this you're that and it's like isn't amazing that you just make exactly you're right amount money it's such a coincidence implying that you could you know cut some expenses and save money ignoring the idea that people are living completely underwater and like no no i haven't paid my phone bill in three months my my kid hasn't you know that has the same clothes on from last year he's rotted he's shit in his pants every day i'm i'm washing diapers like you know so he's a smug fuck too um but that being said you know then also i spent you know later on uh 150 dollars i remember on DVD set.

It was a more Australian company, PhotoVisions. We just followed the guys around. Actual good photographers. They probably paid them money. And, like, you learn an immense amount. You're just following people around.

So the point is scammers. You know, YouTube scammers. You know, these Tony Robbins guys, he's fucking... I mean, there's guys who, like, several little ads. Remember this guy in TV was, like, just place your ad on a...

You know, some real estate thing. Or, like, it was probably some gimmick, like, you know, abortion consultation you put consultation small $25 because it's going rate for an abortion is what like $400 abortion consultation $25 and the consultation is you come and you go all right well what's the what's the situation what you want to do I don't want to

have this baby oh you should go get an abortion then and you've done your job that that's the consultation it seems shady because it is but you know technically like reality is you know you've learned You basically gave you them an assessment, a consultation. Now, you can sue them if they don't pay you. It's a great gimmick. It's a great old school scam. And you should do it.

That's the kind of gimmicks that, like, these guys sell you. It's like, it's always where someone's kind of getting screwed. Where it's like, yeah, they're going to feel like they're paying you too much money for the album, but you got them by the balls because you never give them the negatives. You've never given them the CD with all the images. And everyone wants that because they want to place them on Facebook and all that stuff. It's like, yeah, it's photography as if social media didn't exist, no one wants to put them on Instagram.

I'm sure people found ways to, like, the idea is just get paid well up front for doing a good job. You know, learn a skill in and out, inside and out, the whole thing. Not, you know, do a couple things on, you know, YouTube classes and then, you know, oh, I can make a steak and I'm a great chef. It's about, you know, what happens, you know, it's like if I made a website, If I was doing a YouTube for myself

And I was like, you know, morgue tech tips More Ray Comps Morg technical tips starring Ray Kump as the scum As a not to, you know, Elon Musk as the scum from last week The scum is a flexible term It's endearment but also

He's a scoundrel So Ray Kump's tech tips as a scum Look at my YouTube show If it was a YouTube child for instance It would just be like here Bend the arm at the shoulder And then bend it at the wrist And then, voila, this old lady's hands spread out

And you're fingerprinting the corpse Your fingerprinting the corpse Simple as that, easy peasy They teach you the stuff As if there was never a hurdle in the bunch There's never a There's no, nothing coming out of the left field There's no curveballs being thrown at you

But reality is, you know, what you get to the morgue You're running your own private morgue or whatever Which is probably coming in our future and you know you get some army ranger which you know it's happened to me is the army ranger strong guy see like what you're doing when you're bending those muscles uh what prevents you is rigor mortis right uh the stiffing of the muscle and like an interesting factoid uh is that you know when you're trying to um bend them you know rigor more is like is stronger the stronger you were if you have really strong muscles uh it's basically contracting the muscle so it's like if you're um

You know, if you're Chris Cuomo with the weights and you're using a hundred-pound weights all day with dumbbells, you're going to be harder to, you know, break your rigor to move your, to manipulate your dead arm. So, you know, if you're watching my YouTube page, you know, I see you another and I go, I'm fucked. You feel alone in the world. But then you get on, you know, my Ray Comp technical tech tips for more people starting where Accompus the scum. Is that the whole URL? Can we get that a tiny URL for that probably? You know, whatever.

We'll redirect it. It'll all be based on Facebook, you know, YouTube ads anyway. People will go on, you know, my shitty YouTube page, but you want the real shit, you pay the money. And it's not a thing for page. It's not, I'm not trying to make an illusion in the Patreon. I do, I do great content on both. But, you know, but feel free to join the Patreon.

But it's not an ad for my Patreon. I'm not making a subtle, it's a little bit of thing. But the reality is, but this is different. I'm not, you know, it's just a different thing. You understand the difference. This is about technical details. And the point is, I would teach you how you have to pull. the arm here and manipulate it there

and that's what they're not doing it they're not giving you any information on YouTube so it's not just fake news like Donald Trump is signing a document where you know at a Walter Reed hospital and it's a blank piece of paper

which apparently happened apparently he was trying to show how resilient he is or whatever the term they use so they have him signing a document at the hospital which is just a blank piece of paper which I kind of like I kind of like

he's such a liar that to try harder would make it almost insulting um he's basically signaling that you know you want to be lied to you want if you're into this he's not really bearing the lead he's not

I think like Hitler even maybe told people more am I comparing to Hitler per se I was just saying if you if you enjoy that comparison and it's fascism or whatever which look there's there's definitely signs of that and it's also signs of you know there's differences but the point was like

you know the idea of Trump is like promising a world where he doesn't lie to you and like that it's going to be all better barely it's like it's really not doing that much to try to convince you it's kind of honest it's kind of all right there it's like look I'm a huckster you know I'm a huckster

you know I sold bullshit casinos they went out of business and, like, I scam people out of money for decades. You know I did this. I barely hide it. You knew, like, this article came out last week, but the tax returns, and it's like, you knew he wasn't paying these taxes for years. Like, do we have to get the documents?

I mean, like, why would someone hide the documents? Like, he's basically been signaling this for years. Now, he's playing a game of not admitting certain things, but he's barely trying to hide it. I mean, he's, the way he, like, pardons people in his inner circle, his whole Mueller campaign thing, which, like, was it a Florida, they probably shouldn't, who knows,

but he was doing enough horrible weird shit that, yeah, any normal function in the FBI would probably be like, we should probably look into this. This is kind of fucking weird, but whatever. So the point is, he's not really, he's playing a certain level of precision

as far as not admitting things, 100%. But he's kind of signaling, I'm a scum. I'm the scum. Like, like, Llan Musk, and kind of like Ray Kump in that website He's to scum and it's fine He's signing a blank document

He knows he will look Do you think That you know I mean It's also let's keep in mind There's a certain level of like If he was As evil

As people make it out to be He wouldn't have COVID Like the point is He is A mess A sociopath Possibly a maniac at the very least

he's he's you know handle his pandemic terribly amongst other things but like you do have to admit and this is not a condoning because of you know just listen to the words it happens to be a whatever condoning of him but like

they had this rose garden party they had they're all hugging and kissing and spitting each other's mouths like they're not saying one thing and doing the other in this regard I mean they're doing a lot of other things but like they really are buying into this I mean because what I would think was like

all right he wants to project this image of strength he wants to project this image of not giving a shit um of blaming it on China whatever but like he he puts himself into these situations where he caught it it's me um it doesn't mean that he's not a premeditated problem but there's a certain level of like it is what it is

it's a certain to quote him I guess from his about people dying or whatever but like it's not exactly I don't know what it serves it's just pure id or just pure mania but that's the thing it's like so if you're voting for if we vote a minute

of my point there's a certain like he didn't lie well he lied all the time but you know he lied in a way where he didn't lie it's almost like you just do we this is the point do we deserve better and you'll argue

well half the country didn't vote for them yeah but this whole gimmick is kind of based on the majority right or the majority vote in the electoral college you know there's always been people who were religious zealots in this country there's always been people who you know wanted slavery wanted racism

and wanted this stuff and there's a certain and the idea is that like you know there's always going to be those pockets but you can't like you know there was a certain time where you know not that long ago where you think, well, you can't appeal to, you know, racist on that level and still win. And if you can, uh, whatever. So the majority, even though it's like, you know, there's always been a gimmick.

There's always a minority that feels like, you know, it should be something different. But what do most people feel like? And most people are down for this kind of scoundrel behavior, then it's kind of what they want. They want a little bit of, uh, they're sick of the ambiguity, I guess. they're sick of people aren't that smart and people aren't that resilient and people don't want to have a there's a lot of nuance to why the world is the way it is and it really isn't much hope and we're entering into a phase of human existence where you know the environment's falling apart it's not going to get better we're not going to fix it in time uh i'm going to call that i'm going to make that you

know prediction that we're just not going to get it done we're not going to we're not going to discover the garbage you know eating machine in fast enough time and so we're going to be living in the fucking post apocalypse um the economy is eating itself it's you know it's become a cliptocracy and look this is not unavoidable um but it's been allowed to happen so a guy like trump comes in and people are now in a position where they just kind of want to just to zone out and to just kind of they want the hyper normalization they want the I think people in Russia were kind of resistant to it but I think we've kind of embraced it that's a difference the idea the government's telling you something that's clearly not true and is

clearly counter to productivity and your well-being and what they're doing and they just they want someone to tell them it's okay and just the key beaten hot pockets and the key beaten um keep fucking watching you know uh bravo shows where you know you fucking some guys making panties and you're just you know the panty wars where it's a bunch of fucking old fat men who want to become panty designers of panties it's one's reality shows like top model or whatever but these guys are panty makers and it's just old fat men you know old 30s 40s not no one in their 20s maybe there's one guy who's 20s who's fat um who wants to make panty But it's all making crotchless panties, making fucking designer, you know, garter belts and dongs and, you know, things to women would like, I guess, where they think what men would like, whatever.

And, you know, they want to watch shows like these. They don't want to deal with, like, how do you unravel the dollar, you know, what are we in debt now? 20 trillion, 30 trillion? It's a lot of trillions. Maybe I'm overstated. Maybe you're understanding it. But the debt's huge. And, like, how do you actually unravel it?

With the bond market and the fucking, who's holding these bonds and, you know, the reserve currency and, you know, what's the next 10 years of global economic, you know, data look like. And, like, no one is capable, like, even the people who are economists are barely capable of it. Economics is, like, barely on top of this. Economics, the only people who, like, know anything about economics or people, like, you know, rigging the markets. But the people who were, like, I mean, when's the last time we had an economic, you know, Paul Krugman? he's the reporter guy Bernanke I mean look they were able to kind of

that's what the economy is the economy is keeping it going keeping it up in the air because you know it's based on this kind of weird Keynesian idea of just and the Keynesians hate it because you know you're not actually spending money you know to raise the aggregate demand

or some shit like it's a separation of value from money or whatever it's a lot going on there but it's very it's tied to And I used to argue against it. I still think fundamentally it's, you know, it's a big part of why we have the financial boom and bust cycle

that we have all the time. But the reality is, at this point, once I saw like 2008 would happen, 09, like, yeah, maybe it's just this whole thing's about keeping things up in the air. Just like we don't care about the next generation. We obviously don't. If you want to have kids, that's your business. But just know that the people in charge literally aren't focused on,

preserving this for any longer than like the next 10 years and it might keep going it for that but they'll be surprised there'll be there'll be people who like will like will let the fed just start buying assets uh directly from you know mortgage companies like like you know back in o eight i think this stuff like that and you go well that's just a short-term thing and then like it probably became like a commonplace thing and like and bernic you would probably look back and go oh that's crazy i don't even definitely do that for a year yeah we're keeping it going well it's like when you it's like when you give a car your friend your car is falling apart it's this it's it's it's it's rotted um the brakes barely

work you know you have to like it takes 10 minutes to start every morning and you and your friend is just even worse off than you and like his car is just you know made out of a dildo um on wheels with a skateboard and go hey you this is no great thing but you know take my car i got a better car and you see him five years later he's still duct-taping it together if you haven't gotten something better since then that's what the economy basically is the people who are scamming are shocked at the scam keeps going so you know um you can have kids but they're they're not trying to keep it going they're not trying to make sure your your your your kid has a bear and seen bear's uh picnic party or whatever the fuck children do you know it's going to be acid rain in

20 years maybe it's all very surprising to everyone because people are resilient people are kind of weirdly you know they'll keep it going so you know is what we call the apocalypse will just kind of be um it won't be it'll be kind of just is what it is it'll be kind of just like a low key we'll still have parties people will still fuck this'll be dance clubs you know you think about like blade runner like it's some dystopian thing why because it's always nighttime and and then and some of you're eating what looks like good chinese food he's eating dumplings on the side of the road looks great is blade is blade really dystopian it's just different you know like it's always raining and it's dark i mean um you know matrix if we're all if we're all being you know

baby batteries you know being plugged into the matrix but yeah you still you live in in like the 90s or whatever like i've yet to see dystopia where it's actually that bad um it's not great but we'll be fine stop whining about it it's happening it's coming no one seems that interested in stopping it you know you can the way people just gleefully talking about trump dying um it wouldn't it would look trump dying of covid wouldn't be unironic it wouldn't be unpoetic i guess you'd say like there's certain things you could talk about it um you could want him to die it's just the the act of saying it in a public forum to me just seems a little like you don't even care that this probably looks bad. You don't even care

that this is kind of becoming what he what you claim to not like about him. Like the guy just goes out there and says, look at this fat fuck prick. Like a debate, you know, like all these debates the past few years

since, you know, in primaries. You know, no one is amazing that no one is really gotten into the point where they can like marshal anything of Trump. because so few people I talk about a lot the lack of talent in politics

the sheer lack of like talented people I mean Trump is like Obama is good Trump is like good on a weird level but like you look at like a guy like you know

the new West Wing Martin Sheen the West Wing when Aaron Sorkin writing for him and it's like why can't people fake this because it's like my girlfriend hates the west wing she hates aaron sorkan i get it it's a smugness and a certain kind of like um disconnect from reality but i think that's kind of intentional but look i don't know why you wouldn't think someone like me would uh have his heartstrings pulled by the fantastical

visions of erin sorkan but there's something about smart people well-meaning people getting together and like overcoming obstacles it's like, I don't know. It's like that scene in Apollo 13 where like they, you know, they're trying to save this aircraft and like, you know, the guy comes in and he's like, well, this is the garbage they have on the ship. You guys need to make an air, a carbon dioxide filter out of this. And no one even questions it. They just start scurrying through it. That didn't happen. Much like everything Ron Howard does, it's a lie. That guy's a big fraud. All his movies. Once you learn kind of how much of a liar he is, like there's an artistic license.

but there's a way of like, watch a show like the Americans. Is there some of a physical license? Sure. But like, oh, you've made the mundane interesting. You've made what should be kind of the nitty-gritty that don't cares about part of the story. There's an art to that. And Ron Howard's more like, let's just lie and like fucking,

like in that movie made by Formula One, the guy is just like, you know, James Hunt is just like someone says something doesn't like a journalist. He starts beating them in the bathroom. I'm just picturing that, watching that, like James Hunt's family. just being disgusted like oh my god like yeah like i'm a fucking this guy like some people said

some stuff like that but the idea i was just sort of taking this recorder out of his hand and beating him in the bathroom like i'm i'm an animal i'm a fucking i'm an intelligent man like you know what kind of psychopath do you think i am that's what ron howard does for the sake of you know moments like that where it's like oh the character really cared about you know the guy who thought it was his enemy but like but that's lost when it's just like no it's got I mean, it's all, like, beautiful mind. I mean, they make it seem like he's just being, you know, he's being visited by Paul Bettany,

and then, like, and therefore he's like, that's his burden. And, like, he was showing up to, like, parties and diapers. Like, it was a costume party, but still, he was like, he was, there's a messiness to mental illness. And when you take the messiness away, you kind of take away the, like, the struggle, right? Like, if everything is just genius with a little bit of, you know, whimsy and a little bit of like you know oh i don't really know who i am anymore no no it's like a guy

who's losing it's probably hard to live with and losing control or grasp of reality and that's difficult and it's it's insane to you know an insane encroachment on his family's you know dignity to like make anything less and so what's the point with trump the idea that you know um the idea that you know what was this about it's about fucking air filters I don't go off on air filters but yeah he's not no one's really looking

out of the talent the lack of talent it's like no one can approximate what he's doing is the point no one can kind of be you know what he is which is just like he'll go out there like like Biden should have came out of that debate last week and just started calling him a fat fuck

call it like look at the disgusting you are you fucking golfing red like scoundrel you like you just bloated you're a bloated corpse like like he should he should literally say he should be like look my brain's kind of rotting and like you know i i don't know why anyone would vote for me until i look at your fat sweating scumbag face and then they go and i like this is the things that no one in politics seems to get like so like start shitting on yourself at first look i'm old i vote for the a crime bill that, you know, looks, you know, in hindsight, it's pretty racist. And I grabbed a girl's vagina once, women's.

I smell kids. I'm not a candidate that you would think in 2020 would win. But look at this fucking otter across the, you know, the podium from me. Look at this goundrel. Look at this. He tortures people. He fucking puts them in cages. Again, not, you know, you can disagree.

But whatever. This is something with what Biden should do. and he doesn't do any of it. I mean, you know, this is a fucking slob who fucking probably shits himself and pisses himself. I mean, I do it because I'm a, I'm fucking losing grasp in reality. But this guy does it because he makes a secret service wipe his ass. Just lie. Like, why can't you lie about fun things?

Why can't you? And he's just sitting there like smiling. I think he called him a clown at one point. No one's figured out. But the easiest thing in the world. Maybe I should be running as a point. Maybe I should be, because, like, I feel like I could temper this. I could come out and be like, shut up, you pig.

You know, like, oh, this guy wants to fucking, you know, socialized medicines. Like, you fucking eat fried steak. You're an animal. Just yell, like, yell back at him. Like, you pig. You've ruined this country. I fucking lost so much money. Just a lying about investments.

Your stock market is so great. I lost fucking millions in the stock market. And I had to come back to get this fucking salary now. You fucking act, you're good for the economy. Yeah, my family has lost millions of dollars. And he starts talking about his fucking, you know, oh, Hunter Biden, my wife, I fucked his wife. You know, I showed him.

You know, he's a coke addict and I fucked his wife. This is Biden talking. Don't talk to me about my son. I dealt him, I dealt him some cards. He fucking wanted to try to make my name look bad. I fucked his wife in front of him. of him. I had my Secret Service tie him up, and I fucked his beautiful wife. There is no other side. There's no downside to this. No one has demonstrated any, like, oh, he's

going to pull his campaign ads because of Trump has COVID. It's like it's what you should do probably. But the left hates it. The left just, you know, the left wants fucking blood. I mean, the leftist. I don't mean like the proverb. It's hard to dominate this stuff. But whoever, like, the Bernie people are. And the people who think Bernie wasn't enough, even. Like, these Bolsheviks or whatever they call themselves. They don't like Biden. I mean, I guess.

I mean, like, Biden's got a lot of flaws. But, like, they're not going to care that he does that. I might actually like it. And, like, the polite liberals, I mean, but they're going to vote for Trump. Like, play the hand you're dealt. This is America, you know, step up to the plate, Joe. But, yeah, if Trump wins now, it's kind of, what can you

I mean look there's that idea of oh your privilege because you know something I don't care it's just more like what more could be done if he you know if his COVID doesn't affect him

politically like him catching it or makes it look better even it's like at a certain point we are the country we are and we've allowed to become this way you can blame the Democrats or a certain extent possibly

for allowing you know the neo what they call neoliberalism to thrive for so long and to basically make it seem like the parties had not much to do with each other. Not much difference amongst each other. That's, you know, you can blame

because this is the world that I guess Republicans want. Republicans are beginning, like the idea of small government is not something I'm inherently against. The idea of limited government and like, you know, moderation and budget, it's not what they represent. I mean, that's a crazy thing. I can't understand

people who like are Republican but don't, and not just Trump, but like, don't get on like look this is we're all about small governments and like not spending trillions of dollars in the military how did you merge spending trillions of dollars in the military small limited government uh lack of regulation and like abortion rights into this is a hodgepodge and you've embraced it all along and it's just so what are we who are we but we no one even seems to care and everyone's because I get it you but you can say if you don't like Biden like oh, I'm not a Biden boy, but I'm going to vote for him.

And you don't even have to say that, but the idea of, like, coming out and I'm not going to vote. It seems like, all right, so you're just kind of part of the overall pastiche of what's going on. The idea that, like, we're just going to allow this to sink into the ocean. Because it's kind of, to me, it's very simply, like, you know, with the Chinese finger traps, right? What do they call them, where, like, you put your fingers into them, and you try and pull, and the hard of you pull,

the harder is to get out. You got pushing together or so I forget the trick. I would probably not be able to get out of it because I forget and it would starve and they'd find my fat corpse rotting and Lucy'd have to call like some medical, you know, service to, like, remove my fat corpse. But most people

with normal fingers could get out of it. But you push it together and some kind of thing. And that's the idea of all this, is the idea that, you know, everyone's just pulling gleefully on their political thing going, like, where we're all, We're completely right. We're completely right.

And it's like, it's the idea of doing that is the same insanity to me. It's not realizing how the general sense is fucked, the general kind of dynamic that's at play. So if you're, if you're not going to modulate how you, again, I don't have the answers. I don't know how you start, you know, how is one side start trying to make olive branches to the other. get back to some kind of compromise um it's not easy but someone's got to start and if you're not i mean what am i doing here am i sitting here shitting all day on trump and not no like discussions like this and maybe even people more eloquent than me and people more you know politically educated if the entire political class uh is basically spat on one side of the other we're fucked um

the idea that like somehow you know we're gonna beat your own game well let's thing if liberals want to beat probably is the wrong game but you're not even doing that you're not really doing that because the game is being down and dirty and fucking you know like being trump like no one's being trump um so pick us pick away either try and fix the dynamic or just start call him a fat you know tub of scum look at you you fucking you COVID denying fat well you fucking once you wear a mask i don't see your dumb lips you dumb grease you're dumb greasy see lips covered in fucking, you know, Pizza Hut, you fucking pig.

Imagine Biden was doing that. Just pull on Switchblade out. Why just pull out a knife? Just pull out a knife. Like, I'm Joe Biden. I got a knife. I'm going to cut a slice of bacon out of your back, you fat pig. Just fucking, I'm, I'll be the King of England by the time I'm done with this. I don't stab the queen. Just don't talk crazy.

I mean, I don't know why. We're not, like, just embracing. Maybe he couldn't pull it off. it seemed like Buttigieg was young enough he could have pulled it off piece paid by the CIA you know and the podcast you know industrial complex and you know and who else was even around Michael Bennett Michael Bennett you don't remember him he's 30 from the fucking

30 guys from the center of the debate he had this great speech me yelling at Ted Cruz my state was underwater and like Lucy watched it like months before these debate started and this guy like oh he's got some kind of you know he could be he's like the new Anthony Weiner before you know he sent his dick to dick picks the kids or whatever did um and then you see him on the base stage and he's just like a big fucking cuck um yang has

some attraction but he's just too people want it's a world our world is falling apart people don't want you to be blasé about it even though yang had ideas i think they want a little more blood in the in the veins i want people they want someone animated they want someone going this is like for whatever it's worth trump did go with like it'll make it very great again basically acknowledging this country is not where it should be. I mean, like, and you shouldn't cede that to him. I mean, it's just, you know, because that is, there's a truth too,

this country isn't great. Now, what you're referring to, this, you know, wasn't great before either. It's a horseshit thing. But the acknowledgement of this is fucked, people want that. People want you acknowledge that it's kind of fucked

and we're going to do something about it. And, you know, was Biden going to improve? I don't know. Again, this is all, this is tactics. So if you, you know, if you're going to lie, lie. But the level of just half-ass lying just seems to me, it's like we're all just kind of agreeing, this is fine.

That, you know, Trump is gone, and then we're all just going to go back to, um, well, will it be better, will it be preferable? Well, the guy's going crazy.

So yeah. So it's always going to be preferable. But, you know, people still, you're not dealing with this kind of, I mean, at least you probably, propaganda properly that's the thing this country doesn't even like you know care of propaganda anymore

we're just kind of going like um everything is just like it's all out in the open it's all we're kleptocrats the billionaires are here bill gates is going to force you to fucking take a vaccine um whatever it's all just here and it's not going to get better Bernie's out there Bernie you know if look how is it how's Bernie the old Bernie guy the only one doing this If anyone was serious about this, it'd be someone besides Bernie, who is half as good as Bernie. Like I said, he's good, but he's also an old man with a little aloof and, like, whatever.

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