Kump - 52 - Your Future is Kump

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

To celebrate the launch of Kump merch, Ray paints a vivid picture of the coming horrors, and teaches you how to adapt. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Hello, and welcome to Kump. I'm a wine princess, bitch. That's right. It's back. We're talking about on the Patreon. see this is what happens if you're not on the Patreon we're cooking up ideas without you and then you have to be told on Sunday and this is all been brewing

if you go back to the early days of Kump, the rough and tumble the mouse in my shoe just sit in the closet talking to a wall for an hour version of Kump from what two years ago about approximately

there was a early campaign, a mug campaign. I didn't make mugs. People think I have a warehouse full of mugs. It's 20-20. There's sites that will make the mugs. I'm not some guy. I'm not fucking going to Creighton barrel or like IKEA and buying like 10,000 mugs.

I'm not going to some fucking Chinese import-export company saying, hey, can we make a deal if I buy 10,000 mugs? because I really think the I'm a wine princess bitch is going to be the thing of the thing of the summer of 2020 if only not for COVID we could have really made a go of it with the wine princess bitch it's not what happened all right it's the websites you can go to you you upload files and you can just you know and they take care of it so I'm not sitting there you know people probably accusing me me of fucking hoarding porcelain, I'm not a criminal. The campaign didn't take off. We've rebooted it, though, because it's a bold expression. I don't, you have to find an episode called on a wine princess bitch. I don't even remember what it's about.

It's iconic, though. And so you can go onto my Twitter. I shall find the address, because there's a link on the top of my Twitter page. There's also Well, there'll be a link in the episode You'll follow that link to a link And there is now I'm a Wine Princess Bitch

T-shirt, which is actually pretty cool It's got my iconic Anthropomorphic Wine bottle character Holding a butcher knife With blood I think I have it here The picture

This is the picture It's based on You know, it's from back in my art days when I was working at the morgue uh iconic right all right this is what you wanted merch you wanted me to have catchphrases you wanted bells and whistles all right we're going multimedia i'm going to get my asshole waxed i'm not going to show it on camera but like i had to go to the dentist today and they're color matching the fake teeth they're putting into my head because he's like you know he's looking he's putting he's having it has me hold a mirror

Because I famously got duped into buying implants because I have terrible credit, but somehow they found it in their heart to give me a fucking, what was it, like six grand in debt. Like you just have, you can have credit for this. It's funny how that works. Not when I want to buy, you know, fucking, what they call those things that I can't fit into. Kayak. They wouldn't let me buy a kayak. They wouldn't let me buy a cool Moog cent, when it was $5,000.

moog scents to have all the buttons and the chords and you know i can fucking you know just be like some fucking bald guy playing a scent like like a wizard of oz it wouldn't give me no that that but for stupid fake teeth that they they convince you you have to get for some reason i had a moment of weakness and i fucking and and so they did they squeeze fucking stems into my mouth back in like february and uh Yeah, I mean, then COVID happened So, you know, you have to heal or whatever So the point is

I just had stems sticking out of my gums For the past six months Every time I eat steak Every time I, you know, try to enjoy Some nice gelatin Some, not gelatin There was jellies, the jelly candies The jelly candies

The Mike and Ikes Just get stuck on the stems Like a fucking animal so I'm finally getting a minute I'm doing an impression and he's like I had to chew on his fucking weird gum

it wasn't that great I've been avoiding it because of the pandemic and I realize I waited so long that the new pandemic is gearing up so hopefully I don't catch it but you know who knows who knows if I'm gonna the audio sound

I think I had my headphones turn too high up I need it though I need the headphones to be very high up so I can, you know, drown out my own thoughts and just keep going. Sounds crunchy. So he's holding a mirror to my own face, and he's holding up

these, like, samples of, like, dirty-looking teeth. And he goes, he's just like, this one, yours are a little darker than this, even, though. And he's like, you think you might have your teeth whitened? Hey, look, can you look at me for a second? You know, I'm wearing, like, basketball shorts, and my hair is, you know, I'm fat. I'm a fucking hoodie from Haynes. Do I look like, I mean, I ask that, well, how, you know, what's that involved?

He's like, you sit here for, whatever, point of 400 bucks. Yeah, maybe I'll do it. Maybe when I get the wine princess bitch, you know, show takes off, where I'm just traveling around America, a post-COVID America. forced not forcing it's never forcing but like pushing on them uh rich housewives to drink uh this wine you know that i'm hawking i'm the wine curator i go to rich like people who don't claim to be rich but they're rich but they're like you know they don't their husband only makes like three million a year or some shit like that you know they're on the come up and uh and i'm i go and they have these wine cellars in their houses and i go into them and i just start

fucking calling them a whore telling them you're a barren woman you fucking this was as a raw child 68 you're such a fucking clown you should you should have gone to college you really should have gone to college or at least cosmetic

cosmology school where these women go beauty school you you should match your makeup into your face because you're the dumbest animal alive I have no idea what I'm doing it's that's how crazy you know For 10 years now, these shows make no sense. They're going to give it to me because these shirts are going to take off.

Their shirts are going to be a sensation. People are going to be walking around the mall after the kid dies from COVID. They're a 35-year-old son who was, you know, the triathlon athlete who died of COVID, despite the president's claims. He was shot in the face, but he also had COVID. You can't rule both. Either one out. They were both comorbidities.

And they're walking around them all And they see this weird Like violent looking, you know Picture on a shirt and they go I need this is you know This is me Because you know this is just It's like the smiley face

And uh Whatever the point is you know A lot of widow you know Widows walking around like this shirt It's gonna take off And then I'll become the white I mean my character You all think I'm just the guy

Who has a rat in his shoe And fucking eats you know And broke his fucking tooth on a bean burrito but uh i'm you know i can be palatable to the middle of the country or the silicon valley um i'll have the wine app i'll tell you what you know what kind of food to pair with your wine maybe it'll be you know it'll be like it'll be the kind of thing where it's like yeah you know it's like food pairings are like you're just for fancy food but uh you can actually pair with anything which is not true i mean can you but that's just one of a pitch it's a kind of

kind of thing that is like not true but they will it will work as a show because i'll be like you're gonna pair this you know chateau the fuck and duck with a a meatball sub um that you know one of those things used to get at price club those like frozen rib sandwiches but they weren't like macrubs but they were bad or like those hamburgers like that i'm just like i'm bringing that as but it's not caddy shack all right this is this is not me like trying to take the piss out of rich people i'm just lying to get in with them it's a different thing i'm not going to lambast them he's not going to be any kind of thing at the end we're all laughing at you know the the guy who's checkered pants and he loses the golf having and and you know the

the explosions and the whatever that's not what this is i'm trying to become um reacclimated into society here um and you're going to help me by buying these shirts and wearing these shirts and just being proud and you know i'm gonna go these houses i'm gonna go these houses and just uh you know tell them i think you're it'll be a thing where like oh that wine really doesn't pair well with lasagna um by the way i saw your son when you know i went to the bathroom i passed by his room he he has a learning disability and she's like no i think he does and she's like no we actually had him tested just to be safe

test him again what did you see and was like he was just mashing his teeth into a into like a in the carpet and just you know and he's coughing um I'm lying I'm just slandering this kid and

you know because you don't want to say I want to say like oh yeah make up some thing he's like you don't want to sexualize it whatever leave it like weird but like you know he was I saw him just trying to read a book and he was crying crying because he couldn't read a where's Waldo book I don't know this would be the fun stuff I get into

it seems like why would you do that because that's kind of the it's never spoken but it's kind of the gimmick of the show I'm just a liar even but not about wine that wine I mean I am a liar but we never we never break that facade I lie about everything else but I don't lie about the wine even though it's old horse shit I hate wine wine one gives me a headache it's I can I if you give me really good wine do a taste of grapes I don't drink I don't like grapes

that much oh you can take people think it's some great thing when you can just taste the things that can you know oh you can really taste the acidity in this wine or this one has has you know chocolate soil who care like what is this one of those jelly beans that like taste like things you know like what was it called mr jelly bean whatever because i grew up it was just primary color jelly beans is all you had you had jelly beans that were just uh you know it was all red and green blue and then there was Mr. Jelly Bean or whatever jelly bean boys

gourmet jelly beans and they'd be like this is a jelly bean and tastes like popcorn butter popcorn that's this jelly bean and that is this jelly bean tastes like a you know duck larange and it's like what are we doing here like you know are these

food tabs what kind of nerd like I mean jelly beans aren't even that good like give me a give me a you know atomic warhead Or one of those cry babies The kids still do that These young people

Do you still eat the sour candies As a sign of virility in manhood Oh look at that guy He's a big powerful man He eats sour things That used to be a thing We used to think it was like Oh you guys tough enough

To eat a warhead It's like you just You're like sucking on sour shit It doesn't make you the You know It doesn't mean you're gonna be good in the fight I learned that the hard way But I wasn't a big guy

I don't know Who starts these sour things? Like, I get the candies, whatever. But who, where does it become, like, in prison? Do they do that? I've never seen, you know, any of these shows about prison where, like, you know, you better, if you don't, you know, hey, new fish, why don't you taste one of these sour dumplings that we have

and see if you can be part of our gang? And then, you know, then they rape him because he doesn't. See, I mentioned recently. I think we talked, I forget where we talked about. You know, does everyone who goes to prison get raped? No, but if you don't eat sour foods, you will be. Not to make light of it. It's just like, but that's the kind of thing that,

because it's a sign of weakness. You know, when you're in prison, you're kind of forced to, you can't just stay out of it. You know, if you're part of some crew, and like everyone gets lumped into a crew pretty much, I think. I don't know. I mean, you're guys who, like, go it alone, but then you get your dessert stolen, probably.

So you got to eat the sour food, and just try to get in with these people and just, you know, keep your head down. But if you flinch for one goddamn second while you're eating that atomic warhead, they're going to fuck, they're going to smash,

they're going to, you're going to wish they put a brick in your face. Um, and then they will. Because, you know, after the rate, and they knock you out, and then you wake up,

um, and it's just the wardens, like the, he's eating sour gummy worms, looking at you going, like, you fucked up big time. you no one wants to be your friend because that's how it isn't pretty to be your friend in prison

um right you normally i'd move on but i feel like i had something more to go with that the point what was the point the point was uh sour foods and then the pairing with the duck right oh the jelly beans so it's like yeah i don't understand um this idea of why you know what you taste the uh the dog it in the ground too like i mean do you take who cares it's like if it was good it's like i like expensive whiskey and scotch like i'm not going to hold it against you for i don't buy expensive scotch i'm not going to hold it against you for um you know buying single malts um and like they taste kind of peedy and i don't mind it's it's a complex flavor but like just make it make it make it scotch like make it the night i don't need to like

Like, this is not one of those paintings that turns into something else when you look at it. It was 3D paintings. And it's like, oh, there was a penis the whole time. It's like, I mean, that's, how did that not be, like, everyone you saw? Like, they put, they, that's how corrupt Disney is. Because I didn't see one 3D painting where, like, a guy just put his prick in there and make kids watch it. But they put in the Lion King and the Little Mermaid. Right there in the Open.

So, you know, it is what it is. um so i i'm gonna be the wine aficionado i guess i'm gonna be you know just your mom's gonna love me i'm gonna hate her i'm gonna tell her you know maybe your kid should uh think about having you euthanized and it's just gonna be fun um i'm a wine but every episode we'll start with it's me the wine princess bitch because i won't i won't even have like a cool way to say it it'll just be one sound hey it's me is that I'm the wine princess bitch doesn't make any sense it started out as an actual sentence but now it's just a trademark that I have that's what life is now if you don't you know by the time 2024 rolls around if you don't have a trademark you might as well just you know I don't want I can't

say kill yourself but yeah it's not looking pretty you better find an intellectual property a brand that you can monetize, right? This is not a game. You know, oh, you don't want to have a Twitch streaming show because you don't actually play video games. You can look at it with that, all right? Do you, oh, you don't enjoy playing video? Do you enjoy putting, you know, mayonnaise in a jar

or an assembly line? Because that happened, you know, this is all the life now. Is that thing? People, did people put, I mean, I know there's probably, robots who do it now but like at some point with someone like was the assembly line just jars and then some like rosy riveter would have to like just scoop mayonnaise into the jar and like ease their hands and just force it in the jar disgusting i mean honestly i mean is mayonnaise sterile it might be mayonnaise is sterile that's again now we go see here's a thing

these shirts are only available for 20 days uh it's a thing they do is it's campaigns It's scarcity And we're gonna have other things later But they're collectible Collectible All right So you get that

I'm a wine princess It's actually a cool shirt It really I mean I'm not trying to be a pitch man here But it's actually It started as a joke But I was actually aware of this But then there'll be other things

There'll be the you know Your mayonnaise wife And you know Or like you know And mayonnaise is steroids A lot of mayonnaise-team shirts. There'll be merch that is just Hawaiian lay.

Is this appropriation? It might be. I was just going to be... But it was just going to, you know... You just got a picture of my dead wife on it. Which, you know, whatever. Something like that. But no one's going to get that.

They can't be that obscure. You can't just put murder victims on T-shirts and sell them on the internet. I mean, I can't. Why don't people do that? If you're going to be a person, because they sell it to... serial kill a memorabilia,

memorabilia. You know, this got me enough. You might as well just sell like all the prostitutes to get murdered, put them on a shirt. Like, I'm not, I would never do that. But there's people

out there who make child porn. People out there who make you know, like just celebrate serial killers. And, you know, it's like, you can't comprehend any of it. So why not just, you know, I guess because no one knows that's the problem. If the shirt would do well, then the, I mean, the cops would care because they would care about this person.

Like, that's the thing about serial killers. Why you're weak and cowardly, because they only kill, you know, if serial killers killed the, I'm the wine princess bitch guy, then you have a little like, okay, you're, you know, Mark David Chapman, you know, you put them above that. These people in my whole way. I'm sure if I can just throw acid in the whole way. Hopefully just mists through the air, get some acid face.

everyone just likes it talking the hallway like there's some fucking niggins some west wing show like they're on the west wing special as you see this i spent a hell of a time why do they do they haven't got what the fuck is going on out there these people are fucking maniacs i should have him fucking arrested um the cops would shoot me though this west wing special that was going on i spent like an hour hours like trying to find HBO max it's only only only on HBO Matt. It turns out, I'm a big Aaron Storkin. We all know. I'm a West Wing boy. And then it turns out, they're just in the Orpheum theater 20 years later, like doing an episode that was already filmed, like season three or something. I mean, it's not actually, I'm just mad about it. I'm mad that it was bad. You know, Aaron Sorgan's new, the new movie he made by the Chicago 7. That was actually a good movie. It's on Netflix. Go watch that. Back to the story, though, because we're throwing acid. That was just an aside.

See, they throw me off because they had me thinking about just how I can kind of be a, you know, serial killers, like, you know, that's a thing. They take all the fucking joy. You know, you think about murdering people sometimes. Everyone, it's a vicarious thing. You never do it. But, like, when you do, you imagine, like, oh, this guy, this guy who, when I was asking out, you know, that girl at the hot topic, and he made fun of my, my, my, my, my, Carmelo. Anthony T-shirt that they had. It was a shirt of Carmelo Anthony

in Jesus that my mom gave me. They made fun of it. I mean, that would be a cool shirt, Carmelo-Anthian Jesus. Point is, like, you know, I'm going to take that. I'm going to put bullets in that guy's skull, make him fucking, and then suck blood out of his head.

I'm just going to shoot him in the eye and suck all the eye and pus and brain out of them. Like, that's what normal people do. But these serial killers, they just, you know, it's just joyless. it's like I can't get an erection unless I'm shooting a hooker it's like this is whatever they do they cut them up and they skin it's like why are like they're just nerds who like you know like oh you can overpower like a little

woman yeah right like I mean what would you do six pushups congratulations real man you know Jeffrey Dahmer's just drugging me whatever I mean are we going to start giving like Cosby props for drugging women and raping him I mean like oh you look I mean I know it's rape but it's still pretty impressive even though even though it was drugged there's still good numbers like no no one says that so why we give in any problem you shouldn't be afraid of these creeps let them go fight the navy seals at least i mean at least navy seals fight soldiers i mean you know not it's asymmetric um for a lot of reasons but they fight them um whatever the point is excuse me the point is uh what is the point

we're onto something and now it's fleeting in the wind all right but it's going to be new shirts all over the place there's going to be manny shirts is going to be maybe I'll make one of this guy this corona thing you'll love uh it's all going to be maybe I'll do have someone render me in art um because I'm the artist usually but I'll have myself I'll paint myself maybe I'll paint my that's it it's all but eventually it's just but this is all in service of getting me to wine princess bitch um it doesn't matter that it makes no sense you people going like it's not even

funny i can picture the comments go look why you keep talking with the wine print it's not even a funny thing it's the that's a point this is what we you you have to i'm trying to help you you have to bunker down and come up like no no one wants your good ideas oh you found like a a wireless router that won't ever disconnect no one cares oh i built a car that'll run garbage no one wants it we just we want to watch our parents have sex we want we want to just see crazy things we want we want to just uh you know have have massive fires in l.A and floods in the in the northwest there's no east west the west south where's Florida and New Orleans the southeast we want that and we want floods and we want piss and we want

just, we want, we want to watch the wine princess bitch guy, and then, um, I don't know, maybe, maybe LeBron James. LeBron James will still be the champion. He'll be, he'll be, you know, he and I will be best friends. He's a big wine guy. He drinks the wine, um, you know, but they drink it in a barbershop. Like, I'm, look, I'm not sure he's into wine. Oh, he's a real wine buff.

He's really into wine. I'm sure he, I'm not slandering a guy, just because of the jock or whatever. No, I'm sure he does no wine. But the guy's, like, works. 500 million dollars about it so yeah it's like he it's it's something he goes yeah i'll just drink this like pepsi and i know he appreciates it but like there's something classy about that where he's like yeah i'll just drink this fucking child thing that you you oh i i i got to i bid i bid this guy and oh i overspent a little bit but you know this is going to be nice and you and you treat like

it's nice and uh and like you bring it out some party you're like even though you're you're wealthy guy but you're trying to press me lebron james just pouring that into like jr smith's ear as a prank no one care like that's what money is now you have to have so much money that you just people hate you you need to have you know you have to be you have to like you have to somehow make the world um become a villain it's not but even if you're like jeff basest i like i like amazon you know it's actually heavy helpful um but somehow he's A lot of Musk with these cars are probably nice cars but he's a scoundrel he's the worst person who's ever existed a lot of musk um so it's like you know there's some kind that they get it i mean

you look at trump i know there's people who like him but a lot of people will hate him and he's very divide they it's but that's the thing it's not the people who like him it's the people who they want hate we're like it's a whole thing happening so yeah i'm the wine prince Oh, the Kardashian, are they actually talented? I don't know. They made $100 million and you watch to take that dick. It's irrelevant now. I mean, you have to take your brain out of his equation.

It's all about, it's not enough to be talented. You have to pull off something, you have to pull up a scam that's so, like, no one gets tricked is the thing. Like, we all know it's a scam and we do it anyway. That's, I guess, postmodernism. I mean, look, the modern error was what? The 50s, the 40s? How is everything still postmodern?

I mean, you're going to tell me, like, you know, the 60s are postmodern, but we're still the... No, I mean, there's got to be a new word for, is my point. The comp. That's very comp. I'm squatting on it. I'm the first guy to think of trademarking it. There is the modern error, does the postmodern error,

it's the comp error. And it has nothing to do with me. I mean, it will when my new show comes out. point is buy the shirt get early in on this you don't want to be like you want to be the asshole buying supreme in 2020 right like you want to be the guy who had it you got the pussy from it you got the fucking respect from it from having these things these nice things early you know you think if i wear a supreme shirt like you know some some hot bar in moul island you know and with hot Italians and Irish and Latinas and black women old women all these different women and I'm wearing a supreme shirt they're going to like notice it and no like at one point that was a thing at one point if you were rolling around on a skateboard with supreme you know you could just you know you could have your dick out and like not everyone would suck it but you know it would get licked a few times you know on your way to work you know

the community would help out and like that's what comes going to be it's going to be that kind of thing where it's like it's just this is great and there's going to be people out of work on lines to buy these things eventually I'm going to have a store these pop-up stores and it's just going to be you have to like wait online for it so these like people who these less fortunate people will wait online and they'll sell it on eBay

it'll be a whole economy I'm the new Supreme so yeah you're part of your you get to say hey I was hanging out in Williamsburg Brooklyn in 2006 you guys are all like you know

you guys got here late and it's like you know one of those assholes you get to be that there's nothing more fun in that you know oh this is really dangerous there was a lot of dentists and artists who lived here well i toughed it out because i'm a punk i'm a punk kid me live in a punk house i know people grew up here like grandparents lived here their whole life like no it's i just coming every summer it was all artists it was like whatever it was never like it wasn't uh you know rough and tumble it wasn't pop-eye you know it wasn't the second season of the wire i was in williams brooklyn brooklyn shut up

right uh no one cares but you know they will care about you having cump early on so enough of the infomercial um a comp can opener that would be fun right a comp let's just say uh a comp i should brand so many things because that's the thing the gimmick would start being like why is this guy who who is this guy is he like a motivational guy or is he like it kind of like marter stewart but It'll be like a can opener, and then a comp child's birthday party fun pack kit. Like a box. It's actually a sealed box and comes with, like, terrible games. It comes with like a bootleg monopoly and six individually wrapped, you know,

crappy chocolate chip cookies, maybe like a kazoo. It comes with two kazzoos. because one kazoo could be the birthday boy kazoo and like you know when you're a kid you go well he's the birthday boy so he gets to kazoo that's that seems fair

but one extra kazoo just so that you know he has to pick someone he or she is a gender neutral box we'll have to pick one of his their friends excuse me their friends they them their friends to we don't want to you know

we don't want to get them there's not higher there's two markets here boys anger we want them both as things this is what corporate policy is about you know it's oh why the corporates woke because they want to sell everyone just like i want to sell my kit to these you know all these parents you know money print it so the point is kazoo extra kazoo he's looking at you know it's given to a friend uh one of their friends and everyone else is just enraged everyone else wants to um you know kids might get killed honestly you know as I'm thinking about this.

You know, it doesn't mean I'm not going to do it. But I'm acknowledging the risk because that's how good of an idea. The intention is, you know, you can say it's a bad thing, but I intend for this to happen. It's a fun dynamic for me. But I'm so good at a kid might get killed and I'll get sued. That's how I create experiences for these people, right? I create something to look back on. Like, that's going to motivate some guy to invent a new virus.

Um, he goes to school to be a virologist, but he screwed up and, like, I actually, I actually made a virus. Um, it's never would have to, if, uh, if I didn't, you know, get so, have that gazoo experience when I was a kid. Um, it doesn't matter. You might go, why do you want to inflict, I don't want to inflict it on the world. It just is what it is. All right. You have to be bold. You have to just, it doesn't matter if it works. You know, being in a company, you ever work in a company, right? you see how it works it's not about being good this is real talk now

it's all real talk but come on this is you know it's you've seen this it's not about it's about telling your boss that like no problem that's a great idea and we'll do it even though it's not a good idea and it's actually will hurt everyone

if you do it but you say you can do it you're just there to be a full guy right you're there to be expendable it's like a mafia like they like you if you are willing to accept the uh position of i'm like they'll promote you when you don't when you're qualified but then they'll as long as you go along with these you know ideas right and you say this is great and you're champion i mean you don't you don't you know uh make a fuss like

ray and go like this is this is actually can i can i point out uh where where you're where you're thought thinking is flawed no one wants that all right they want decisive uh men in this case it's you know they don't want i don't know why i want decisive women i love it i'm just telling you you know i'm looking at these these numbers apparently they're not i don't know i'm not sociologist but yeah i'm not going to speak for women but the point is i like men with shiny hair who just say yeah why not uh get these kids killed with kazoos it's fine um i don't made my money i licensed it to some company um so it's fine for me i mean do i want like there's going be kids dying every day from like toxic rain by time this happens and like you know kids are just

going to kind of like you know kill each other like very casually uh even though it's not going to get that before it even gets that bad they'll just do that like you know privilege you know middle class you know white kids and stuff will in the middle of westchester will just be stabbing each other um just because you know there's there needs to be we're all like you know we need that grittiness right like that's where everyone says oh new york was better everyone was gritty everyone feels that way we all have to pretend like we want um we don't want to be living in the suburbs or in a gentrified city or in you know this resort city they have in Disney world or Disneyland which one's world right was it destination in alaska no what how would that be how would that be the town

built by disney next to disney destination alaska it's not even the name of that movie which i'm sure for the disney movie how many levels of wrong could i be about that anyway um noam alaska what was that movie doesn't matter that's the point what was that what destination city uh virtue Virtue Island I honestly can't remember Town built by Disney What is it called?

Resortland Disneyland Where is it called? Celebration Florida Imagine limiting celebration Florida and just Having to pretend like Oh I work

This sucks Oh Goofies my mailman And there's grown men dressed up like the rescue rangers and like, oh, I'm privileged. No, you don't love it. You know, your kids are just, you know, when they go to school, there's just a roaming a guy in a Donald Duck outfit smells like, he sounds terrible. He's just, in the school, is not very good because there's only like, you know, how many families there.

But you got to pretend like, like, who you cares? He's a kid. It's not your problem. You bought this life for him. him oh is your school not great were you going to be a doctor let's stop kidding ourselves son go play with goofy go play with

these there's just you know it's a health scape but you know if I could go to a land made of synthesizers and just plug chords into you know stupid scents all day and tell my kids if this is so great when you're living in the future is Pete look just have a hobby

like I'm not going to why are you into dick can you imagine I mean, are you people actually still doing this? St. People are you into D? How are you into D? How is, that question is 40 years old? How are you into D. At this point, it's all come full circle. Oh, how are grown people going to Disney World?

I mean, they should be, like, injecting whatever's inside a fluorescent bulb into their skin, blood. I mean, there's no moral judgment here, all right? Go to Celebration, Florida. Let your kid learn nothing, and he'll be better off. It's fine They should have a salami city They should have a Broughtwurst city

Different sausages There's probably towns that like pretend that they've made We're the town who invented Broughtworth Now I'm talking about a commercialized Municipality Owned by a corporation That's cultivated and curated To not be for

Like guys who are really into sausage you're like the casing's really good when you're biting until you get the snap no no just like Jimmy Dean sausage Primo that cheap brand in the supermarket I mean you can be some good stuff occasionally but there is

no that's that's for the birds man like oh you actually can really get into no just it's like when your dad plays golf right I don't know if you experience my I feel like it's a universal experience somehow because my dad was into golf

Now, he didn't, he got into it a couple years. It wasn't, like, a pedigreed golf boy who, like, you know, whatever. I mean, is golf even that, he didn't grow up playing golf, is my point. I mean, what do I care? I'm trying, like, you know, I don't want to see him like a rich, I wasn't a rich kid. Why aren't I being defensive? He played golf at, like, public court. That's, I think that's classy.

That's what I'm afraid of, like, oh, we don't want to look, look. You know, embarrassing that that should be for me? I'm like, you know, if someone who actually was, had money in class, It was like, oh, I don't want to seem like a brag. My dad, some weekends would go to a public golf course and spend $20, and he played golf. And I'm like, oh, we had it pretty good, I guess. Fat idiot. But the point is he played golf.

And so every time family came over for Christmas or his birthday, like, every gift would be some stupid novelty gift. Like, you know, it would be some jar of kids. can, like, it looked like a medicine bottle, whatever. And it was like, putter pills, make, you know, helps you with the pudding. It wasn't even good puns. Uh, or just stupid, like a stupid thing you put in your desk at the office of a guy playing golf and maybe his pants are falling down. I forget.

But like, it's just like you, you like one thing and that's your identity now. And that's what life is. I mean, that's what's going to make you happy. You need these things. You need something. So, like, when someone wants to buy, no one's going to. I don't want to break this to you. But like if you're looking for like actual attachments, actual connections, real people, good luck.

All right. No one really cares about you. You don't, you don't get that. You know, Bob Kardashian gets it, whoever. You know, the trademark guys get it. The guys who have, you know, merch is a supreme guy. That's who, you at best will have like a one of like 10 designated hobbies. And you go, well, is he a basketball boy or a golf boy?

Or Zia of synthesized. It won't even be synthesized, but that's two. It'll just be like, you know, you'll have, so they'll give you this stupid novelty gift. And that's the theme of the sausage place, the sausage, you know, sausage city, what's call it. And just, just a lot of sausage. It's just like, you know, quantity over quality

is really the motif of the day. So, yeah, there should be that. So, get in early on. the shirts at the point um what else happened i wanted to play this clip because i feel like he's trying to steal from me this guy's trying to steal from me you know who he is you know him you love him or you don't but he's a he's a figure i'm gonna play this clip i usually play clips here i'm playing a clip let's see if this works i can now jump into the audience and give you all a big kiss the women and the men i'll even kiss the men i'll even kiss the men i'll kiss the

those big powerful men down there I won't love it but I'll kiss that's what is he doing that's me that's my energy he's stealing from me I would say something I mean like I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not trying to humanize the guy here but uh I have no problem in kissing men people like you know I don't know how you pull that off how you make fun of Trump I mean if the right wants to do it okay but you know I don't think they want to at a moment but like how is the left making fun of Trump or saying he'll kiss men like I mean I see these these posts going up it seems bizarre um it's fine I mean why not like I'll suck their dicks I'll I'll I'll put the star Spangled banner well I'm giving a guy a hand job because I'm immune from COVID no like

focus on people like oh he's sure was you gay yeah what maybe he is I mean he's he's a rich guy he's probably um he's you know he eats the steaks that are burned so why wouldn't And he also tried different, you know, he decided he liked that, as my point. Like, he could have, he could have, like, you know, stakes that most people like that are medium rare or rare, but he likes burnt steak. He must have tried burnt steak at one point that I like this. And so maybe he fucking also likes, you know, whatever. I mean, it's not that, it's not the gate day. It's just, but you look at these powerful men, he's stealing from it.

This is not what he used to talk like. He's coming down to my level. He used to be much more, um, and he wasn't a great horror. He wasn't, you know, Nolmchomsky, but I don't like this. He's encroaching on me. If he thinks he's going to get this wine princess, you know, a piece of the market, you know, just because he's going to float back in after, you know, taking all those years off of the apprentice. Go back to the apprentice.

Have the apprentice where you torture people and Guantanamo over. So I don't find a gimmick. But stay out of my, you know, wheelhouse is all I'm saying. Oh, what else is going on? What else, indeed? 47. We had a few minutes. Okay, hold on.

Just hold. Can you hold on? Relax. In order to play that, I had to have this Twitter. I searched on Twitter for it because everyone, there's different versions of it. Nothing, I don't want to dwell. Everyone seems to be talking about. I hate being the guy, hey, I'm also going to give you my take on the Trump Daddy Kiss You

moment. it is gross right is a gross i have to excuse me i'm i need to develop a new system for this video because every time i move i'm out of frame it's fine people like it i got the cool images and they're all going to be shirts and that's how you know they mean something because you wear it and whatever people love shirts i've been wearing the same shirts for four years but people love shirts and you're good it's cool you can have a shirt i'm kidding but i'm not buy the shirt But the point is, you know, going on a frame is the point. I need to have a rotating camera around me.

We need to raise the production value of this show. I need to be playing a synthesizer and a guitar, hot women, and we're all just eating sausage and pissing ourselves. But whatever. I digress. The strange thing, it's a motif he's been doing, though. like he's been doing he i took me a while to find the video i'm not that well i'm not moron but like because i saw it on twitter and i was i was taking back with the all these powerful

men look at these powerful men i mean honestly it's endearing almost like you know you have to remember um no you don't it's that's how endearing it is to me he's look oh he's powerful man i'll kiss these powerful men i i can't even hate that i mean it's great even if he's doing a like if he's smart enough to like know that would work that's crazy um and i'm not saying it will work i don't even know what's going on um with the scope of the election and all it's fine like i'm not saying whatever happens happens but what it might be you know looking appalling data and like i'm gonna tell him i'm gonna call up hunter biden and be like you better get your dad's head out of his ass and go to ohio district too no like and none of you are either there's like six

people who know that stuff um we all everyone talked about oh hillary didn't campaign in ohio that i right like there's like literally like i don't even know who the version of it is like it used to be like james carvel maybe and like jr like the movie the war room like it was james carvel and stephanopoulos uh and they're just you know these young young hungry politics guys whatever like that you know whiz kids but you don't you don't know you're like it when they play the national anthem and Hillary, you can't micro-manage camp, shut up. It's not for you. Like, it's kind of like stocks.

Like, what do you own 10 shares of Exxon? Shut up. If you're actually like, you know, a day, like on the floor of the stock exchange, just spitting on people, like in trading places, just selling frozen orange juice and not knowing what you even have is works in the commodities exchange. And get out of, you know, no one, why is everyone so comfortable? like talking about polling data we just saw i didn't work uh for you i'm just is the arm it's just so get a hobby and by hobby i mean sausage all right get in line for the sausage city um stop war

it's gonna happen to my point i'm not i don't have hunter biden's phone number uh if i did i'd be just asking for dick picks all day long saying you know hey you want someone to suck i don't say i don't need to suck i mean i'm not even he's just the guy who like it'd be a good story it would be I mean if you could I would love to be like in an argument with someone I don't talk politics I do like I talk here but I don't we're not hashing it out

I don't get in fights about politics I don't hash it out but I would love to be hashing that with the with a Trump supporter and they're like and we're about Hunter Biden that corrupt Hunter Biden boy and his daddy you know the whole thing with that hey you know what you don't know

you're talking about because I suck that guy's dick and it wouldn't it wouldn't that's the point is that it's not a great it's just that but that's why it's a great story to me just so I could yell because it's like you just yelled at someone uh it's a non-secreter and if they had to wear it all be like well that's fine but you still corrupt man then you know then they win I guess but you know but I still it's still a better story is the point um it's not about again it's not the gay it's just he's you know crack abuse it's not the crack is that is it's something about uh there's something swaggery about him there's something kind of character he looks like a pirate or um you know a guy who um fakes his way through art school

but like has a you know sexual charisma to get people to buy his paintings in the lower east side that kind of in the 80s you know that kind of guy just a a guy who like the CIA tried to use to do something and he just got really high and then like a couple people died but whatever like We weren't that man. Like, ah, look, he's like, hey, you go, I should call him up. He was like, I was sorry. I overslept. I was supposed to go, like, get pictures of that missile thing while I was doing that

meat and greet. Yeah, that's fine. You know, some people die, but whatever. We love you, Hunter. We're a big fan. Yeah, I'm just saying. So that's the only reason I'd want to, like, yeah, because the whole me stuck in this thing. Point is, um, how about you on this?

There was a point here. Yeah, but Trump is just, you know, saying this in all these different, you know, variations about how he's going to kiss the men. It's like, it's weird because he's not that, he's good, but he's not, right? Like, the whole thing with him is that he's off the cuff and just kind of stream of consciousness, kind of. And like, look, I get it. You get a pattern going, and you get a kind of association going, and you hit the marks, and you just, you sound like you're kind of speaking tongues almost. And that was his thing. And now, as he's kind of like, oh, he sounds the more docile.

He's, like, kind of getting a little loopy, it seems. Like, I don't have plain. He's older. He's, like, 90 years old, whatever. Like, this is a weird moment. He's just riffing. But he said it, like, three or four, like, four different times. The reason I had to grab this one and look for, that's what, is because he didn't say

the powerful boys. Or he didn't say, look, oh, he's powerful men. But the rest of it, he said. it's an interesting thing to realize that he's premeditating about it's something to learn from that i'm not sure what um we're gonna find out in a couple weeks not who wins but like if this works because that's like you know it wins not wins but like does this way of uh you know if he pulls it off with that if they if they look back in 10 years and go look this weird thing we just threatening to kiss men and in rallies like

It's going to, if that's, if that's the political, um, silver bullet, that would, I mean, I would say, I was going to say it'd be shocking, we're, like, it'd be amazing, but like, that's kind of what we're living now where, like, that would be, it's like, that would be the genius move. It's like, shoot the hostage thing, which I, what was the point of that? I don't even know from speed, shoot the hostage, um, but that's what we feel like? It would feel like a stupid thing that, like, was he joking about, right? that's the thing he was joking but it worked whatever i don't know but that's where we live so you know that's who we are um

hundred Biden where the battle him i don't know they have another point we're a little you know uh we're a little this you know loose today we're playing jazz today with these ideas but it's all coming together uh why because of a wine princess bitch name repetition Sausage City Maybe they'll sell your kids The corporations

But not in like the Not gonna make them work They'll just you know They'll make them brand ambassadors They'll just I mean that'd be fun Why don't like If they're gonna do

The whole climate You know Killing everyone thing Why not be able to like You should be able to sell your kids To Disney World But they'd like it Because they live at Celebration Village

And uh And you get some money And they were just You know They would just be people They'd have to walk around the, um, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, while, like, you know, rich kids, you know, went to do it. Look, there's going to be a tightening of the

whole thing. We're, like, it's interesting that we're trying to get universal health care in what might be, like, the, the, the last moments before, like, just a, we, half of us die. Um, and not from Corona. I'm just saying, like, there's, there's a lot going. I feel like we're all being kind of pushed when the cows are pushed into like, you know, through that like narrowing hallway thing until like, you know,

at the end, their heads are chopped off or something and they all know they're going to die. That might be what we're in. It's fine. Like, it's, well, like, what do you care? If you die in a mass extinction event, what are you going to regret not being able to tell your grandkids about all the, you know,

the things you didn't do, but you're so, you know, you be a part of that generate oh you know i remember when the ipad came out actually who cares i remember when they invented the playstation four i played those games other men made that's all that that's what you regret you know all your regrets are like just not being able to hold it over your grandkids that like you know wasted your life and somehow bragging about it as you're and you just just smell like you just look forward to being some like guy who smells like And we all know, like, all people don't have to smell like piss and stuff, you know, but a lot of them do. But there's plenty of, like, I'm not taking dignity away from your grandma.

If she cleans the piss off herself, kudos. But at the same time, that's what we're saying. Like, you wouldn't say that about, you know, the CEO of Creighton Barrel. The second time I've mentioned Creighton Barrel in an episode. But you wouldn't say that. You go, is you a good CEO, the guy, the CEO of Creighton Barrel Corporation? well he doesn't smell like piss so I'd say so

that's not a thing so lower standards for your grandma so like you're proving my point the exception proves the rule if you will yeah well it's fine it is what it is like try to fall in love

with someone who has the same fake hobby as you like this is what I'm saying you could be you need the novelty gift because I think I started this point before and but like Pete there's a finite amount of actual love all right but someone will settle or just kind of use you as a placeholder and make a family with you and just you know and spend time in the same house and maybe love sex with you you know it'll you'll exist and you'll need they'll need to give you a gift that like it can't just be like here's some money people you know it's it's a we're social beings, you have social conventions, right?

They're going to want to give you a gift. They want to feel like a good person because they hate you deep down, but they're too good of a person to, like, they're not awful, because they're too good of a person to admit that they hate you and they marry. It's just kind of a disgust that they have for you.

So they're going to want to, like, you know, at least be able to tell themselves that, you know, I gave him a gift that he likes. They go to this mall, and they walk around until they find a golf, themed thing at J.C. Penny at Christmas time. Oh, it's a little putting green

and a putter. It's the size of a like a shoe box or something and you can pick up this putter when you're at work at your desk and put these little golf balls in. This is great. Like this is I know you don't like it. We don't even admit that to yourself.

But I'm saying, I'm looking at the metal level i know it's this can't be great i looked at my dad's these things my dad got these can't be great someone gave him a money clip once they're a random money clip at crit like why are we even doing this what we but it's just the fact and that sucked you know why because he's not a money clip guy but he was a golf guy so he couldn't they the money clip is like okay thank you but the golf thing is like oh i do i am known to like golf so therefore i'll have this this is thoughtful of you it's the illusion thoughtfulness and that's the best you can hope for that's not a bad thing i'm saying like you're going to need to we're all going to be kind of forced into smaller and smaller spaces

metaphorically and literally and we're all going to be matched together as the as the fires and the atmosphere is burning and co2 and we're going to need shorthands right you know we're not going to have time for you to try to explain why you understood you know Hemingway I don't like them for the typical reasons but there's something very good no no time

you're you're a you're a Tom Clancy guy that's what that's you get Tom Clancy you know I like vampire films but not Twilight no no no you're just you're a you like Muppets like that's what you get you're like

you're not not what they're have like 10,000 different horror things you need some first of all you know we need corporations behind this because they're the ones who are going to kill us we can't have a mass extinction without the corporations okay so there needs to be some kind of material that they can sell us you know you talking about how you like felini films no one's making any money stupid there's no money and you re-watching roma or like you know what dolce vita is he did he do the dolce vita no one it's over you're gonna be watching good fellows is going to be the top and it's a good top but you're going to have good fellows but you're also going to have you know just a I don't know just typical like you know that means to be terrible you'll have the hunt for October he's Tom Glancy's a good one's the stealing a submarine it's fun but no more none of this David Lynch shit that's over we're getting into a you know we're going from uh 128 crayon box to the 64 crayon box to

16 to the 8 it's we're getting to the 8 right like oh there's no more like well i'm on the right and you're on the left it's like no you're scum and i'm scum we're both scum like we see it happening is my point and we're all cool with it don't tell me there's you know there is any nuance left and so where's that go you think we're going to be a people of like no political nuance but we just really love uh you know what was like a fast bender i never seen fast bender film. Should I see him? I should watch him more. Or, you know, who's the guy

who made a man-escaped? The great French film. He's not Godard, and he's not he's not, you know, the other one, he's very faint. You know, there's just Teer Truffaut. Who did a man-escaped? A good French movie. It's something you can be

pretentious about. A man-escape. That's the thing. I'll be talking to people when I was to, like, independent film, like, I went to a club with independent film people, and, we meet at a hotel, I don't know. It's not a great story, but the point, but I remember being like, oh, look, I, I just gotten into, like, you know, relatively recently

watched your foreign films, maybe, and, like, I was much younger. And, uh, this guy was like, yeah, I'm, like, this whole air, he wasn't, yeah, basically the air was like, oh, you think Truffaut is good, he's dog shit, because I, like, Robert Brasson. And look, it's a good movie, man, this case, he's a respected director. but that's what everyone's that's the frequency that everyone's on you know still or some people are like that's what we're coming away from this idea you know oh we're all going to try and like individualize ourselves by like going deeper and deeper it's the other way it's it's the whole thing is

like now it's like oh i like french oh yeah i like uh pep that seems too basic i can't make a peppy P. Reference. I like the Meg Ryan vehicle French kiss with Kevin Klein. And you would say unironically. It wouldn't be a fun joke. It'd be like you say, I like French movies. Well, that's in France

too. So it's a French movie. And the conversation would end. I'm describing my plans for the next 50 years is my point. We're going to have to adapt into these very like

kind of just like are we going to be dumber like you read 1984 everyone acts like it's freaking uh oh it's a really predictive book i mean is it i don't know it's like you're not seeing it happening it's not going to be like in the book where he's like oh we're deleting words and the whole thing with 1984 like you know if you haven't read it i'm not going to recount the whole story because you know i don't want to but uh you know it's a totalitarian state and the guy's like you know one of the guys um the main character's talking to he works the government of some ministry in england and i i work for the say you know i delete words we delete a thousand words today you know and you can't have uh you can't be uh politically

dissident or whatever they didn't say like that the quote i'm not going to quote because i don't remember if i did i still wouldn't quote it but uh it was something the effect of you know you can't you know think the wrong thoughts if you're only the words for them which there's intuitively some truth of that and that's what this is you can't um be mad that we're not making good French films anymore if all you have is French kisses by point. You can't be mad that, you know, your children were murdered because, you know, we're in Celebration Village. That one was a big relief, but you still get them, it's still a thing. It's like, they're signaling everything to you. They're signaling, and it's like a

conspiracy, you know, thing. It's just kind of, I don't think this is a plan. I think they're like, there's some point. They're realizing the phenomenon themselves. I don't know what point they could have fixed it. The, the corporate looting, the wealth looting, just the general rot, the philosophical lack of any kind of framework, and, you know, whatever. I mean, it's the 80s and the 70s, this doesn't matter. At this point, whatever generation's there is just going, like,

they're observing, going like, this is getting bad, we better stock up on venison and, like, you know, salted meats and go to Montana and be rich. so it's like I don't think it's a plan though no no one decided to like get you to have to watch French kids of Meg Ryan which is actually not bad

at one point she has diarrhea because she's too much cheese you know Kevin Klein's watching her on the train after their meat cute and she's just shoving I mean she's a 40 year old woman probably 35 year woman at that point but she's this cheese is so good I love eating it's on I don't know if they said it was on past but that would be the situation she's probably just eating raw milk for the first time of her life

and just it's like sex it's just like cheesy cheese and sex you know she hasn't had sex in the movie yet um i mean she should have been fucking the whole time but you know they uh make make ryan a virgin at age 35 i mean not that she was a you know they have to make her virginal in the context of the film she's you know whatever um tropes you know we're not going to need them anymore in the future but you know she got diarrhea um or you know because she she was just shoving all this cheese on crackers on the train just this is so good she is shoving in her mouth um and it's like yeah i know i mean you usually eat this much cheese like you know cheese will make you like you know give you she acted like oh i've never been to france before so i just ate six pounds

of cheese um this is what it's not going to be um you know breathless by going to Dard, it's going to be that. That's, that's, that's, that's, you know, Ignar Bergman is replaced by, you know, the jackass boys, which are fine. That's the thing. The jackass boys were fun. I like the car in the ass bit. There was a good bit. When they put the car in the ass, he's like, why don't you take an x-ray of me? And I'm like, where did that car come from? I mean, the doctor probably, he's probably seen weight, like, I mentioned this last week. Things go in asses all the time. And I know people who work in medicine. And they would not be that shocked by a car on the ass. They'd go, oh, you left that one in there last week, huh? You probably, what? And I'm like, no, I don't know what it is. No, you, some guy, I get it.

You were just shoving a bunch of stuff in your ass and cramming it in there. And maybe you didn't see that when you crammed it. Then you forgot to shit that out. I've seen them a thousand times. And, like, that's what really should. They probably had to do, like, 15 takes. Because doctors aren't, like, shocked by seeing a toy car in the ass. They probably had to pay that guy to lie.

because like yeah it's kind of it's insulting it's kind of like when like you're some teenage kid who's friends with the son of a cop uh it was like oh you know uh my my dad's got got whatever war veteran I'm trying to picture something where like some kids trying to be like oh this and that and they go like I've shot innocent people for fun like who are you talking to kid um again he's not the hero of the story but that's what this would be it would be uh you know Chris Panias is trying to, like, impress a doctor. Oh, I really got you there. I really put you on the balls of your feet.

I've seen so much stuff crammed in asses. It's just kind of, is that feeling when someone's trying to get over and they're just so much, like, dumber than you and so much like, it's just, it's very embarrassing for them. And I feel like the doctors felt that. But even though I liked it, it was a, like, I enjoyed it when I was a kid. But that's going to be.

you know the conformist that's going to take the place of Berlucci we're not and it's not about dumbness it's about

we just don't have time it's not we're not getting dumber we're just we're not gonna have time to like sub categorize you know now if you're some French

film buff if I gave you a copy of Tommy Boy you'd act all like well this was no good this is something I don't like I like French films

made you know with Jerry Lewis or whatever and it's not about that it's not about we're going to take the piss out of the pretentious people that's not going to be my gimmick i'm not jealous of poor people i can be rich what i want whatever i'm a wine bitch t-shirt we're going to have i'm going to be this is happening so why would i be jealous of rich people what i'm talking about is a much more complex phenomenon where

the modes of human interaction and like social recompense and gift giving and all that and just camaraderie are going to have to you know accelerate because we're all going to be like a social migration is going on and so no one's going to have time to like you know for you to explain um who there's you know that

Victoria Stararo was a cinematographer on the conformist but also Apocalypse now no no no Tommy boy black sheep um these aren't bad films we're not going to like curate all the worst things as like dystopias are stupid these dystopian stories a lot of times because they always make everything going to be the

work no we're all aware of what's happening it's happening before our eyes we don't really know what to do it's a strange feeling and we're not going to like just make it worse for no reason so we're going to give you Tommy boy we're going to give you a french kiss of Meg Ryan we're not going to make you watch like American Pie 6 I mean that's there but whatever um you will have a copy of a trading places because that's a fun movie but you're not going to get like uh you know, Tarkovsky, you're not going to get a Piss Christ, you know, who's that for? I mean, the amount of people, it's for a certain amount of people, and that percentage-wise, they're all dead. Or, you know, we're not going to have the luxury of catering to sub-markets, is my point.

Yeah, so, I mean, this is going forever. Feel good about it. I don't want you to be depressed about this. It's funny. This is a much nicer general end to civilization than you would have thought. It's like, it's like, oh, it's not, it's just, it's kind of weird and kooky. It's kind of surreal. Like, no one said, like, I don't think, like, no one who got sent to the camps said this is, or did they?

Maybe they did. Maybe they said this is surreal. But I feel like you're more like, this is horrible. This is the worst thing in the world. We're saying stuff is surreal. Like, it's surrealness to 9-11, I guess, if you're there. And, you know, and you're jumping from the tower that's burning, which is awful. And I guess that's kind of surreal.

I think we misuse the word surreal. It's just terrible. People say, oh, also, no one would have this would happen. That's not the point. But the point is, but we also say it about, like, oh, Trump says he's going to kiss men on TV. Like, now it's not, it's fine, you know, and other worse things are happening. I understand. But you still need to buy a shirt.

All right. you need i'm making a team is my point have you not understood that this whole past hour i i am being proactive here you you you want to be a golf boy you want to be a sausage boy you live in celebration is that what you want no i'm like i'm actually seeing the trends and i'm like no you can be a cump boy if you get on board early um there's only going to be like eight identities one of them's going to be cump all right so it's been great It's been fun, you know, tell your friends on Reddit how great this is, how great this whole, how great an opportunity is, this is,

the Wilson to come and watch it, tell your parents that if they don't support Ray Kump, you're going to tell the police that, you know, the last as you made, or whatever, I mean, I'm not going to put words in your mouth. But, you know, like, get it out there. This is a fun experience, and we're all going to share in the meat, pie if we get this thing going if we get this you know movement uh so just get the pot go door to door i don't care if it's covid go to wear a mask and just knock on door to go hey let me ask you a question you're ever listening to ray comp and have a gun in your hand um don't use it but people

will listen to you if you have a guy no don't use it 100% whatever i'm not whatever don't use it but i'm saying like i don't need to be said i'm getting like oh i can't be advocate of course not advocating for anything i'm just saying whatever you do make yourself uh uh memorable but not in a way of a 9-11 memorable but just you know good stuff so enjoy it you can if you're part of the patreon experience you'll see it well before i go remind you uh this week two now uh second week that we've been back with our love is disgusting the podcast i do with lucy steiner uh it's lot of fun great fun it's it's part of this whole thing so get on board with that that comes after release enjoy that um you can email us for that our love is disgusting at gmail dot com

if you want if you have you know sex advice you need or if you want to just know if you should have sex or you know how to have sex what sex is you know it's we're going to try to take that thing in the relationship direction um you know i mean like Like as far as the mass market, it's going to be like, we're going to be the Nick and Diana. Who? Who are these people? I can't even think of a single,

is there a relationship couple that, like, like Kanye and Kim? No, no, no. Who gives advice? It's all just like elderly women who don't have sex who seem to give advice. Yeah, it's going to be easier than I thought, because I'm trying to think of, I can't think of anyone who has sex who gives advice on how to, this is like, you know, me and Lucy are going to take the world by,

storm it's amazing um dr root he's like you know oh just because she's an old woman with a dry pussy and she doesn't know how you know it works probably doesn't mean she can't give it's done it means she can't give advice

don't tell me doesn't mean she can't give advice it means that yes you're an old drug you need someone who knows how to use men and the and loves just fucking um that's who you need to give sex advice that they all to sell you his idea as counterintuitive actually this old woman

this old sexless woman gives you a better advice and you know someone who knows about sex with you no that's not true you just that this is this is dystopian this is whatever so enjoy love is disgusting um you can sign up for the comp patreon you got the uh extra episode every week that's a lot of fun the shirts are fun i'm fun you're fun we're all having fun uh i will see you either thursday or next week stay safe Thank you.