Kump - 53 - The Kump and the Pennies

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

Ray describe his vision of a future where our talent is commodified into a giant sludge with the help of Brian Cox and Al Pachino. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Thank you. Hello, welcome to comp. It's an ominous time. We need an ominous song, all right? This is our new, it's not a new tribe. We're not replacing the iconic comp. track. I thought this was appropriate. We're entering an amped up time. You need to get some fucking you need some

grind some speed in your teeth. Like some kind of cyberpunk robot. That's what we're doing here. It's going to like, you know, those fucking matrix chemicals. Yeah. The track on more.

I don't know. I'm fucking around with music. It's fine. Welcome to Kump. See, we're doing multimedia stuff now. We're just, you know, eventually that'll be, I'll hit buttons, and you'll have songs come up, and it's all just coming up, come. It's just, you know, welcome to the show. It's a crazy time. We got everyone's getting COVID.

Everyone's, you know, doing reality documentaries in the White House. He got Borat roaming the country. You might get you. He might trick you into, you know, having his daughter jerk off, whatever. I don't know. It's a weird time to live in I was talking about it on the podcast The Patreon earlier today

I don't know Did Giuliani jerk off Was he jerking off into a Into his belt Anything's possible Doesn't seem like it to me I'm not going to give the full review For the full review you can go to the Patreon

I mean it's just you know Look if you can't afford the Patreon You don't feel like paying for it That's not a big hostage You know to find out what I think of Borat I don't feel like I'm being immoral. I just don't want, you know, repeat it for the people who do listen.

But, you know, oh, look, I like comp. I was on board, but he's trying to monetize everything. He wants to monetize his Borat to a review. He wants to keep that behind a paywall. There you go, buddy. There you go. I'm keeping the family jewels, the secrets, close to the vest.

You got to pay for the goods. You get me ranting for an hour, improvving about, you know, I don't, who knows what, but we'll find out. But you want, you want to know what I think of Borat, too. You better pony up, boy. You better bring the cash in the pennies. Why doesn't everyone ever say that?

That's a great expression, the cash in the pennies. I might call the episode that. Maybe we'll see how it goes. Maybe it'll come up with something better. But yeah, apparently, I don't know. It's fine. The movies, he's got some moments. I'm not, you know, I'm not a cultural critic,

but apparently I found that later on the kid was at the White House I guess she wasn't a kid That's the whole point with the Giuliani thing And whether he's jerking off into his belt Like a true New Yorker You know Julianne is a real New Yorker

Because he jerks off into his belt Like the old school But yeah I don't know why I didn't really I guess they just didn't get much good footage Just bore I was just shit into the Lincoln bedroom Or the kid I don't know.

I don't know what, you know, why just include, you know, include the White House footage. Maybe Trump was behind it. Maybe the footage reveals that Trump and Borat or in cahoots. You can never know anymore. I mean, it seems like, you know, Sasha Baron Cohen's a liberal, I guess. It's a crazy, apparently people are in, they're fighting each other in the streets of New York today. There was a parade. Well, we'll get to that in a minute.

You know, we'll structure the show. somewhat um just reminder you're uh i'm a wine princess bitch t-shirts get them while they're available they're on uh the link you'll be on the link to the podcast uh wherever you're watching it and you can go on my twitter and instagram it's in the profile there's limited time they say i i have no control um we'll see people are buying them people love them i i you know i can't you chunks of my flesh as if i was christ i would love to i would love to just rip off i take a knife and open up my wounds and and cut out a cracker and go oh this is a cracker now this was my body but it's a cracker cump this is the next best thing um so get that you get these music coming

um that's what you look we're a package deal here you know people want to be entertained multiple you can't just be a comedian you can't just be a porn star you can't just jerk off into your belt like the old guys you have to do everything all at once you have to be um a multi-threat or what they call a is it a multi-threat there's a word for this uh a triple threat you know you have to hit him on all sides you're like shirley temple you got to be able to dance and sing um just pure talent you know people talk shit about shirley temple i guess the child actress and um i think she was one of the few ones who was like you know legit just you know incarnate cut out of granite talent i don't know you know what happened i'm sure she was abused right

did she i forget a lot of them talk about it i'm not trying to fixate on it she became a goddamn ambassador to the u.n or something so i think she's relatively well adjusted um good for shirley temple but uh you know i'm not going to be shirley tennis i'm too late to the game to be Shirley Temple. I'm too... I've learned the ropes too late. Shirley Temple,

because, you know, she could have been an MMA star. She could have been going after John Jones and who was the guy who was great? Anderson Silva.

Do I have a lot of Joe Rogan overlap fans who like MMA? I don't know. I mean, I could talk MMA. I haven't watched it in a while. But I used to watch

really Anderson Silva. I used to love Fador. You know, know, I have nothing to add. I, you know, if I was doing an M.A. show, you know, we're sure to had that. Like, you know, like, if I was on Rogue and he was like, what do you think of this new kid, Krishkosh, blah, whatever? I don't know.

Russian Coptic name, whatever the fuck. There's a guy, and I'd be like, looks like there's a lot of sit-ups. You know, that's all I have. I don't, uh, I could really, I could really have him hold me down and make me feel bad about myself and maybe bite him. I don't know how to analyze the fights I'll watch it and go That guy moves quick

That guy's a winner He's a winner He's that boy He wins like the best of him But I don't know how to add I can add to I gotta find a thing I can add to Besides I need an overlapping

Media that I can kind of You know latch on to And be you know Video games I don't really play that many Um Electronic media I don't know

I don't know if I could like You know, because so many people who are into electronic musical are like fuck boys. It's like nerds who make it, but it's fuck boys who like it. So I don't know. I'll be talking about some like weird synth that like I want to buy, but I probably won't because I just, you know, just look at shit. I'll just make music or whatever. And then you're like, this is not fun. I thought it was going to be an I beat the dancing with a fucking whewa, some model whore, whatever.

And, you know, it's just I don't know how to relate to people besides what I normally do. but I need to broaden the horizon. Maybe I'll get a go tea. I mean, I've shaved my, well, I don't know, shaved is the right word. I've cut my hair with my own two hands. Just trying to make myself more commercially available. Quibi's gone, so that's one avenue.

I was trying to get a Quibi show going with something to do with me, just solving Navy crimes every week. Kind of like NCIS extreme, but it's just me. Because, you know, I'm not going to, it's quib. I don't think Quibi has the money to, like, you know, pay Don Marino and, you know, Joe Nameth and me at the same time. It's like, you know, it's like, so I'm keeping a piece of the pie here. We'll get the football stars when you buy the whole property later. But that fell through because they're gone.

So goodbye Quibi. I would have been great on Quibi. You just turn me on. I'm just talking about, let's just try it out. So it's, it's just episodic, right? You're waiting on the train. You turn on the Quibi app. and these clicks are click ready it's comp yes i don't know it's raining outside maybe i'll

throw up in an alleyway uh take a shit i don't i i'm kind of lonely i'm eating a bagel right now this is what you're hearing i just then that's just the show i pitched this to them they didn't like this they like the jo name it starring me thing but the idea of me just kind of you know i but i like the idea of me just kind of starting conversation in the middle um doesn't make much sense quibby's gone we're gonna do people are throwing rocks at people as a point you have people throwing rocks at jews is that's the right to say jewish people is apparently a jews for trump convoy it's going around the city i don't know who i guess they i mean i don't know the jews we overlap them with the israeli people like oh you can flate

Israel and Jewish people I don't know And then they do it too sometimes I'm just trying to get Is that why Jewish people like them I mean I'm not saying you can't like them I just don't know why as a people Like if you're going to group together

To like someone Why would you like Trump? I mean he did put the temple Mounted in Israel What he do? He put the station The embassy in Jerusalem They like that

The Israelis like that I guess So I don't know Seems contentious it just seems like we'll play a video here this is this is some guy on the on the apparently people are people throwing pepper spray at them they're throwing rocks over the overpass i don't know if they're big rocks but they're just you know there's some rocks going on uh there's some video something i'm doing multimedia this is fun this is what you wanted you everyone asked why isn't come doing more multimedia and uh here this guy's angry

Don't touch my car. Don't touch my car. Don't touch my car. Don't touch my car. Some guys punch in the car. He's saying, don't touch my car. Don't touch my car. It's reasonable.

Get out of here. Reasonable. I don't know. These guys on a bicycle. It looks like the Williamsburg Bridge. I don't know. What are we doing? I mean, go vote.

Vote whoever you want. It's just, I don't want to minimize the election. I don't want to minimize the stakes. It does seem like we're amping up for a crazy time. But also, we're just all playing along to get, you know, more amped up than we should be. This is a time when you need to put your creative... Politics is not going to solve anything, right? I mean, you try to get leaders out, you know, just do the basic.

Stop, you know, giving people, shop, shop shooting people, stop hurting people, give people... I mean, nice. I think we have to realize. like you have people have different parents growing up right and your dad maybe he worked hard and it's not just don't worry it's not a fucking a metaphor about you know hard work and i'm not doing the air and right and thing i'm just saying yeah your dad always gave me nice stuff and and then some of the guys like oh my dad he would just you know shit on the floor

was making popcorn in the middle of the night he'd make me clean up in the morning he's like to come out of the the bedroom he gets a midnight popcorn where i'm no pants and just take a dump while he's waiting for the microwave and like that's not great that's not an ideal dad and but you're kind of stuck with the parents you have right and this is not again that generation of wealth right i said it's a metaphor it's a parable much like jesus would do and i'm saying is like you know i mean i think we kind of realize what we have here we don't have a great government we don't have like oh we have health care over here it's like i'll vote for it i'll vote for the health care i'll vote for the you know

stop giving you know let people have abortions stop you know stop trying to make uh just stop kind of control people i'll vote for but it doesn't see like we're we're gonna get like a really because in the other countries it seems like it's just they they're just have an innate sense of like public service i don't know i don't buy into the norwegian myth or whatever or Swedish men they have capitalists over there but the people just all seem pretty low key I don't think we're gonna like we should maybe all move like the whole not the whole thing if you don't like it leave but like this seems like a bad place now and I'm not anti-america it's just I don't care I don't get caring about a country um I got it as a kid I got the whole gimmick of like

you know we're we give people freedom and we have a cool flag um We got these guys who blew up Iraq and in the 90s. These are our troops. They're great. Desert Shield. I don't know. It's just like what is, when you get down to even the good things about us, like they're not unique.

Yeah, we, maybe the timing of the American Revolution was like revolutionary. I mean, it was part of the greater enlightenment. There was some bold moves there. Not with, you know, I didn't get off with that, you know, a hitch. We still had slavery. So it's not, but, you know, but whatever. It was historically, you know, significant. But at the end of the day, you know, we have resources.

And we, you know, we capitalized on them. And we had a lot of land that we took from the native people, which is, you know, of course, wrong. But regardless, I'm saying, why were we in the position in the 20th century? You know, is it all capitalism helped with these circumstances, you know, also at play. where we had resources available because, again, we took them. You had, you know, booming industry, you know, technology was just starting up. I don't know if we're really built for the next 300 years. We seem kind of high, we see, you know, we're kind of like a close-out firm.

One of those people who comes in when a company is going on in business and they just kind of liquidate the assets. That's our whole economy all the time, it feels like. um people got mad at the corporate raiders in the 80s because the idea it was built on this whole if i remember correctly i'm not an economist but you know i know some stuff the 80s were you know funded by bonds and part of that was the mortgage back security like sort of a big short for instance maybe you know where that was a lot of money coming into the economy but also the introduction of like junk bond financing where basically you know not all of it was What is the idea that, like, you know, different risks, you know, would give you different returns.

And so, you know, the odds, like, look, you invest in these things. You pay, you know, you don't pay as much for the bond or whatever. You get bigger rate of returns, it's riskier. Again, maybe I don't remember as much as I thought. But the point is, they would come in at the end and take hold of the company. I guess I was also combined with corporate rating. I'm conflating. This is why I don't branch.

I shouldn't branch off into them. economics podcast because a lot of it is just like I get the point but I can't verbalize the point always but the point is people got mad because what they were doing at the end of it was in the chain of this corporate rating and stuff which was financed by junk bonds that was it they financed them using junk bonds okay so the point is you get in there and you would like you know sell off the assets and uh fire people and look and look look the point is that is people got mad at that and it's terrible it part of what ruined the country uh i don't know it seems like that's what we're always been about now we had jobs for a while but like while

the getting was good while the post-war boom i talked about breton woods it wasn't just that though it's also the fact that everyone else is bombed to shit and we weren't so we got this hold of the economy so my i'm just saying we need to figure out i think we have to lean i know we it seems like we lean entertainment but we need to all become part of the entertainment system and that's what I'm trying to champion here like do the politics thing but like don't make it your whole thing you need to build a brand we need to start looking at talent the way we do sports I mean you look at the way we cultivate sports in this country is very good I mean kids um who play basketball or scouted from the ages of like you know i remember reading a book 10 years ago at least

uh which is weird because i don't really read books about sports i'm a very casual sports fan i like basketball but like i don't watch a lot of the games until the playoffs but i read this book about how there was this guy who basically his new thing was to hey like these guys like selling vicaro from nike i think his name was pioneer going to high school kids and getting them And I want to be the guy who goes to like to middle, you know, a junior high, which seemed to go weird, a weird boundary to push. I get, I mean, at what point when you're part of this, do you not go like, that's a little weird?

Look, everything's inherently exploitive. You can argue if you're a Marxist, the capitalism is exploitive. But if you're saying, hey, I think we really got, you know, monetized children who are younger than we typically monetize I mean how is that it's just weird that you can function in society and also be that

I know that some of these people are pedophile criminals but that's a different thing it's mostly a super villain thing where you're hiding this just to fuck you like the Catholic church thing like you became a priest to do it and then you know the whole sort of the whole thing is like the part an evil version of the departed

where you're just kind of hiding in the vestibule or people are doing their novenas just praying to God and you're just jerking off the whatever I don't want to get into it but the point is but the people who are monetizing kids so I don't know

but it's what we have so why are we doing with sports but not talent we're relying on these game shows to like find talent out there but we should be doing what they do in like China. Now again, I don't want to hurt the kids. Like, they alleged the kids were hurt during the Olympics. Remember that big 08 Beijing Olympics with a great opening ceremony? They say the kid,

I don't know. I mean, they just seem more disciplined in general. They, like, I could have used a little discipline. I was playing the clarinet. I didn't like it. I didn't like blowing through the wood, the reed. I wanted to play the saxophone. Maybe because of Lisa Simpson, maybe because is just cooler. I mean, look, there are clarinet players out there. They're not, it doesn't seem cool to a kid. It doesn't seem cool to me now. I don't know why I couldn't just have a saxophone.

I was in, like, third grade. They said I couldn't have it until it was fourth grade, which seemed dumb. Like, just age into it. But whatever, but then you started on his track. And like, you know, so whatever, I remember just being really distressed having to play the clarinet. But if I had these, like, kind of, you know,

communist party handlers forcing me. Not my mom who relented who just said fine you don't have to play the clarinet but if I had some like brutal I'm not saying they should be brutal but in hindsight

it could have been helpful because now I don't play an instrument very well I started playing guitar for a while never in hindsight I thought I was serious but I was just thinking about guitar a lot and fiddling around

I didn't learn scales I didn't learn all the chords I needed to learn um I could have you know my point is I could have been something and I'm not saying it has to be the people's Republic of China

forcing me to become something but somewhere in between because we can't just rely on like British people like salmon Cowell and like the guy from and Seelow Green to like just you know cast a wide net and hopefully have talent all we have is entertainment all we have is our ability to podcast and only fans

and do cameo, like, our biggest export should be cameo greetings. We should be telling, you know, I should be learning to say, like, oh, can you, go on itchua, like, and then learned, I took some Japanese in college. I remember almost none of it. Whatashi no Tengua flumdes, which I think means my major is film, which it was for a semester before I just, you know, failed everything. None of them are film classes. That's the thing about whatever.

That's not the point. The point is I have to learn Japanese. let's learn other languages. That's our biggest problem right now, is that we're not bilingual enough, and we need to be out there greeting people in French, greeting people in different African languages. They're in emerging market.

I'm ashamed to say, I don't know, I can't name a bunch of African languages. I'm not going to even try to guess, because it's probably going to sound stupid. But is Moroccan, like I don't even know, it's Moroccan a language? I mean, I don't know, maybe. Maybe they speak something else.

Who knows? Is Egyptian a language? I think it is. We should be learning, or they speak Arabic? I think it's probably both, right? I don't know. The point is we've got to be learning these things so that we can do dances for people,

that we can greet their grandmother on their Halloween birthday and say, hey, hello, and this will be in a foreign language. Hello, Grandma, Sarah. um happy Halloween birthdays it's your birthday and Halloween um and I just want to say from the bottom and I started doing a little dance um just you know playing my techno music um you know and I'm just like it's just very it's aggressive they probably don't you know they get a little mad because I'm just kind of I'm letting the beats drop too hard um but whatever I'm a bad boy but the point is this this needs to be everyone it doesn't work if it's just me and you and a couple people we all need

to, like, the same way that we all worked in a factory at one point, and then before that, farms, we need to be creative farms of people, just making schlock. It can't just be, like, Quibi is not going to work. It needs to be bottom up. We need to all just kind of, you walk into someone's living room, and it's a little YouTube studio,

you got a little, you know, a camera. It, like, it needs to be a giant sweatshop of a country. that just produces, I mean, it will be porn, but porn is so passe. Like, you don't need more porn. There's enough porn out there that it's, oh, you need new stuff. I could show you a new stuff that isn't new. You know what I mean? That's how much there is.

We'll keep the cycle going. We'll deep fake, we'll find porn stars to deep fake their face on, too. So you'll never do a difference. You know, oh, I saw this, you know, spit roast 10 years ago with Riley Reid, but now it's, you know, Kimmy, the potato. Now it's the same thing. No one's going to know, all right? We need to, because you need advertising streams.

We've got to be advertising the new poisons, the new poison chemicals, Dow chemicals, whatever. I don't know where money comes from anymore. I don't know. It all just circulates around. I'm not sure it's actually creating money. It's all just a scam anyway. Because what are we going to, you know, we're going to keep fighting China about, like, exporting jobs. That's the thing.

We're good at, like, are the Chinese as good at, I'm not saying they're not creative. But I feel like we still have the edge as far as being boisterous and being kind of shameless and kind of being kind of just fame-seeking. We all want to be famous anyway. So we need to kind of create a collective pool of just best. bad talent um but we need to teach the kids need to learn how to play the clarinet little fat ray needs to be taught like you have to do your scales blowing to this I know it hurt your teeth stop being such a fucking weak worm a fat worm your contradiction in terms little ray you're a fat

worm who is weak um we need to just expand this whole thing I mean this we're united around I'm like, oh, like you trump and this and that and the cops. Like, let the cops also be, you know, make them play the violin. Make them do Pokemon dances. I mean, let them do Twitch streams. I mean, are these Twitch streams helping anyone? Is that really, is anyone really watching these things? I guess they are.

I mean, PewDie Pye is a very, I mean, I know he loves, does he love Hitler? I don't know. I know it's like, that's probably offensive to gamers. because, you know, again, he's just being sarcastic. All right, I'm just telling you from 10,000 feet, I don't know what to think, and I don't want to get behind the guy. But, you know, that's what I'm saying,

but he seems popular enough. So I guess people do watch this stuff. But, I mean, are people putting money into the system? I think we need to get, you know, kids off games a little bit and have them learn to serenade people with a violin at some kind of restaurant. Ship them to, you know, Venice. Who has money?

Are we going to all get to China? We're going to all become... Who's going to have money in the next 50 years, in my point, to spend? Are we? Or is China, as India? I don't know, you know, we're all kind of experiencing climate change and the viruses. I mean, we need to adapt. I mean, are we going to be driving around car?

We need to get rid of cars and just have moving stages. They'll still be, you know, like motors. But you need to be driving around. big glass trucks with people just doing partridge family shit we have to just keep the ball moving no it's it's like a firing squad you know the whole thing with a firing squad apparently i don't know this might be one of those things that it's never been true but they say it is but this is the the legend or whatever is that you got five guys in a firing squad one of them doesn't have a bullet so no one knows they're the guy who shot which is like it's it's a it's a big bullet they're a

rifle how about one guy has a bullet and no one knows who shot i also feel like you know if you shot a bullet right like is it a blank i guess you wouldn't know if it's a blank it seems pretty i mean if that makes you feel better that's part of the problem i mean if if you feel better i mean i'm rooting my own point here i guess but it really is just so like you get home from work at the firing squad place you know the prison i guess um or the firing squad score store um whatever and your wife like how it was work killing people you scumbag and it's like well you married me so i don't know you give me shit but you know it was fine uh he goes well did you kill someone today well i don't actually know that do i because i might have had a blank in my gun so i'm pretty

sure that you can't just call me a killer like how can you get is that really helping your uh your conscience to think like well look i was i would kill them I don't know if I did, like it's just, but that's the point that we need to kind of create a cocoon around America and everyone's got a stage, everyone's got a YouTube channel, and no one really knows who's popular. They don't outside. There's someone outside controlling the whole thing,

like a control boot. But, like, I don't know, I don't get to see my podcast numbers. I don't know. I mean, some people can interact with me, but we filter it, right? So, like, even if I have 10,000, listen let's say have a hundred thousand listeners only a certain percentage of people can contact me so like i'll you know maybe some people suck so bad they don't get anyone but i mean me and rogan get the same amount of you know con you know people talking to them letting them i like them

just for the sake of like interaction uh because people like that shit but like you don't know you don't know in numbers we're all just blindly doing content into the void um with some feedback, you know, with super fans requesting that you put stuff in your ass, which it's not a kind of show, but they still, I mean, it's the one thing about the future I don't like is that they're still going to, if you pay enough, this system kind of lends itself to that, that it's kind of a moral hazard of the system that, like, whoever's running this is eventually going to get to the point where it's like, well, look, a guy happens to like Kump and he wanted Kump to put something in his ass, and we're like, well, it's not that

kind of shows, sir. We have other wonderful shows that do that kind of day. He's like, well, here's, you know, 50 grand and they're, like, done. And like, that, you got to do it. And I admit, I've kind of opened the door to make it just more accessible. You know, is it happening anyway? But I've kind of create, put everything on a platter, and I was like,

all you have to do is say yes, and I'm, I'm dildering my ass with a big broom and something more fun, maybe. Maybe a McDonald's hamburger. narrated by Brian Cox going For McDonald's Big Mac hamburger That's great Being shoved up a man's ass

Because he's doing this ad for Big Donald's I were talking about on the Patreon a little bit But you know Brian Cox Star of Succession This is hawking French fries So we're already doing it We're already hawking French fries

The guy is a let You know before Succession He was already a legend great you know he was the original hamble lector he's in braveheart he's in rushmore he's in countless films uh and he's in success there's oh so much success and it's not enough you got a hawk fries for mcdon it's not even like fraud you can't even get behind them i mean we all like mcdonald's fries but do like people talk them up they're fine there's a thing where you grow up and you're like oh mcdonald's great and look some of it select items i still like right

The double quarter pound with cheese, or even the regular quarter pound with cheese, but I think the double quarter pound of cheese just has a better meat-to-bread ratio. There's something about that. A Big Mac is disgusting to me, personally. I mean, not disgusting, I won't spit out my mouth, but it's kind of, what am I doing? If I was going to cheat on my diet with it, I would have a taste one. Why do they do this? While a double-quarter pound with cheese, you go, that was good,

and you hope you don't just keep cheating because of that. Like, it's a difference there. There's a bottery, and it doesn't mean it's not a fact. fucking, you know, age steak. It's not a dry-aged steak from Smith and Molinskies and, you know, with the wonderful cream spinaches and the, and all the accoutremen, with the nice dry whiskey or whatever the fuck. No, it's just, it's a burger, but the point is that you like it.

The fries I never really got. I don't understand, like, they're tasty, but they're salty. I'm digressing. The point is, I'm just saying, if you showed me, like, checkers fries, if Brian Cox wanted to hawk checkers fries, I wouldn't view it so much as a sign of the apocalypse or dystopia. I mean, the apocalypse sounds, you know, little hysterical. But, you know, but I'm just saying, this is, what is this guy all money?

What do you need? I mean, like, that's the level of, like, there used to be a certain level of dignity where it was like, you know, this is just too much. This is just too... I have children and they see me on holidays. I'm going to look at him in the eye

and they go, we saw you at a McDonald's commercial with everything okay. And I don't have to be like, you know, sometimes grandpaws can't be the grand... You know, they can't have dignity. I have to say, you know,

but that's gone now. What we have now is a state of negative social pressure so that like everything is just like well you know no one's going to everyone's in on the scam so there's no disincentive to like there's no more like you just you feel like the schmuck because you everyone else getting rich and no one's going to give you credit uh for not doing it so you just go for it so i'm just saying like we have brian so brian cox is just selling the hamburger um he's also

in succession but he's also selling the hamburger while i'm shoving something in my ass maybe you know a McDonald's hand oh yes right he's narrating me shoving a big mac it's not even a double quart pound with cheese it's a big mac that's the disgrace of it all it's like i could see a big you know whatever but i'm shoving this in my ass and brian cock is going oh that's that's a good big mac hamburger with the double paddies in the sauce you like that and like it's all just for some guy to watch and just i i guess drove off that's but these are the exceptions right because Because most of us are just going to be kind of creating content in a pool, with my point. And we don't know what's going on.

And we're making our merch, and we don't know if people are buying it. And it's a certain anxiety to that, but it's unavoidable. But we're all just pooling the money together. And then you get insurance. You get help. It's not, you know, it can be good health insurance. It won't be in this case. I'm just, I'm being honest.

I'm not the best guy at design societies. It's going to, you'll have a doctor. They won't, you know, the doctors will also be kind of doing cameos and cabarets and, you know, like, pole dance fitness videos, like cardio pole dancing with like a real medical slant to it. So they're going to be kind of tired and not that focused on, you know, your eczema or your psoriasis or your, you know, or your weird heart murmurs. They're going to give you some pills. We're all going to be, you know, and this is just going to be it. It's going to be us just entertaining each other. It's just a giant, like one of those weird peep boots

where you don't really see everyone. And then you've been to one of those where, like, you go in, and it's a big circle and a little other guys, and she's, you know, and you're dropping money, so you hope she comes to you. But in reality, it's like, I never got, I never got far enough into the game where it was like that much, it was more like just kind of,

this is an interesting, I'm a young man. It was like, I dropped some money. money and but like you know the idea of like here's some money come to me it feels bizarre feels like a kind of it's just built to make you feel like what am i treating like an animal like oh like you're going to do a bidding war of me and the guy who works the subway who makes my sandwiches we're going to beading on this uh lovely stripper to come over and not even touch us like it's just the whole gimmick of that just seems perverse like prostitution makes more sense. The whole idea, but this is like

in the peep booth. But then you get paying for a lap dance and I'll snuggle you. You get a little snuggle. It's nice. I mean, that's not what most people are. Like, I just like them when they suckled my head with their hair. Is that create? I don't know. I was lonely. What are going to tell you? I didn't hurt anybody. I was just, I mean, whatever. Point is it's like that. That's our experience, though, with this whole system. Is that we're going to be just kind of making content.

Because sometimes you would catch a glimpse of a guy when the light It was all the mirrors or whatever. And it wasn't great. But that's going to be, yeah. We're going to be kind of doing into the void for like 12 hours a day. And then we're going to come out and no one's going to talk about it. You know, your wife and you, you don't. Like, I don't know if my wife's a porn star or if she's teaching geometry.

It's kind of an accepted thing. We just don't talk about it. But this is, you know, I mean, is geometry really like, maybe we'll next that? Well, you know, no, none of this teaching shit. Unless you're doing, like, stupid Neil deGrasse Tyson geometry where it's like, you know, actually, you know who's a real rock star was Euclase? Because he actually invent, shut up.

So I'm sick of Neil deGrasse Tyson. Try to make science cool. Like stupid, Mickey Oku. Time is like a river. Like, no, it was whatever. Everyone's trying to explain time. It's just like, I just intuitively get, we're not going to go back in time.

I mean, I don't know I want to learn calculus just to disprove all these other people, but that's probably a bad way to learn calculus. You know, no one's going to teach you. There's no calculus professor who's going to, like, teach you to, like, debunk calculus. There's no interest in that.

Like, you know, their whole thing is to be like, no, calculus can prove everything. Economics and science and this and that. You know, aren't you full of shit? I'm not going to say yes. They're just going to keep the gimmick going. So you go back to your boot And you know

Maybe you play You put a ball in your head You bounce it I don't know You talk about history But like without any real authority You never bring up actual Um

Sources Or you know Reasonable You know You're just kind of shooting from the hip Like these podcast idiots Like you know Like oh you know

Who's cool Is this guy He's serial killers Like everything is just Wiled down to cheap gimmicks but yeah so that's gonna be the future

I don't know how we got into this but that's the thing that's how we're gonna get healthcare it's the only way because we have nothing else going on are we good at building things I don't know are we good at building cars

we have the Tesla right but we're not like amazing at building cars anymore Japanese are better and probably other people are we good at building dam I don't know. We're going to build them weapons. Yes. But, I mean, you know, why don't we all have jobs at weapons industry?

That's the thing. Why is it also top down? You know, that's the gimmick. Like, it would be a moral conundrum, but why am I not making a missile? Why are, like, shouldn't these jobs, shouldn't it be more weapons jobs? Shouldn't I be, like, programming a drone? That's a bizarre thing. For something we're so good at.

I mean, why can't you just dictate? The whole thing should be dictating AI. so you know you can't just have like or technology just don't don't let them use robots to build stuff i mean i'll build a gun i guess uh an m16 i'm just like what do i build m16s that and then we give them the children um through like you know quote unquote illegal arm sales and i mean how where these where they get them from i mean who who like they all know the first the CIA's doing it they're like where you know these guys who are arming entire armies with like you know guns they shouldn't have it's like well who who makes the thing because they know

don't tell me they don't know and these are the people who are like supposedly like best friends with the people in the government these arms dealers like they they know so it's like i mean i'm ranting about arms dealing or the point is like you pretend like you don't know but my point is we're doing it anyway like whether or not i build the gun or not i still go into the kids so may as well give people the job giving the health care i don't know why we don't just kind of why instead making a government health care how about we just make government why the government just make the guns that's the thing why like what we all you will we can't just well let these companies sell us guns but how about when we make guns we sell them to

other people we sell we sell the american guns made by the government oh the government can't make shit you know it's so bad only private companies it is the government the government's paying for it like it's a private company doesn't really work in the sense of the market, if, you know, the money has to come from the market is the point, right? Like, if the market incentives are gone, then the whole logic of why private industry is better than the government goes away. It's not just smart, I mean, unless your argument is that they should be able, you know, smart people should be able to pilfer the economy with government grants, which just seems beyond, you know, the argument of, like, you know, lazy fair capitalism. it doesn't make any sense to me.

So the point is, just have, you know, government jobs where you just make shitty bombs. Billy, like the post office. But you go in there and you make, and you'll have good benefits and you take your coffee break

and you're making landmines and you're making, you know, child hunting bullets. Bullets that, you know, come out of a gun and they aim, you know, they find a target that's the shortest. I don't know what, you know,

it goes on war. I didn't go to war. I could have gone to wars. Does that make me a coward? That's up to you. I'm sorry, you know, that I don't have, you know, enough respect for the flag

to whatever the fuck. I don't know. Just saying, you know, that's the gimmick. We need the... But going after... In my point, this whole, like, Jews for Trump,

but then people spray paint them and getting all mad. It just... It's too simple, right? At least complicate the thing. It can't just... Like, you're going to tell me you have Biden on one side, you have Trump on the other, and like,

I get the apathy of not voting at all. I get it more than this. I don't think it's the right thing to do. But the idea of getting this, I get the instinct, right? The instinct to go, oh, this makes me, this is when you watch Fox News or MSNBC. You get that thing, right, where it's like, oh, this is terrible. But then, like, you know, if you're not a moron, you kind of learn pretty quickly to go, oh, but this is not actual real life.

This is whatever. And like the same thing of like, you know, even just local news. It was like, prime in your area and all that shit. But we haven't seemed to learn it on the grander scale with just everything else. Like, it's not just the news doing it. It's just the whole like, oh, I'm mad about the cages. I am. But it's also like, am I just going to become this caricature?

You know, no, that's the whole point. Just fight that. And then go do a dance in your room with the camera for as far as you know, the king of Saudi Arabia. And you're doing a little TikTok dance, like Sasha Obama. Was it Sasha? People got, you know, people were going to, like, you know, giving her shit on TikTok because she was doing a little Nikki Minaj dance. She looked good.

I didn't even know who she was. I saw on Twitter, like, it's a good little girl woman. And then it's like, oh, it's Sasha Obama, I guess. And I guess the twins or whatever they were, our sisters. So you should be ashamed to yourself. I mean, I don't know what dignity that you think there ever was in the White House, but especially now. I mean, Kennedy's just, you know, dropping pills in the mouths of every secretary you can find,

you know, getting shot with, you know, amphetamines in the spine while he's just gang-banging, whores in the White House pool, but you're worried about, you know, the Obama twins. People just want something to believe in, right? They want, they need to believe, it's amazing the craving you have for outrage. everyone seems to be on board with that everyone's addicted to outrage whether it's you know the outrage about I don't know

what the moral standards of the right you know people people like Trump I mean it's bizarre like the level of this you know you think people should I don't even know what you're Catholic church you make a kid fucking factory

a sidebar the pope named the first I think the first Black Cardinal, so cool. I mean, that's good. I mean, equality is good. I'm not even kidding. It's nice. It's kind of like saying the first, you know, whatever, you know, what's the word here?

Diverse, you know, crime lord, but whatever. So just kudos to the poet. We're going to talk about more. There's nothing much to say. I mean, how much can I say about the church? People get mad when talking about the church, mostly because of the devoid. into me just slandering Jesus with fun, you know, things about how, you know, being covered in shit,

whatever, but, you know, I'm not going to retread that. And not because you told me not to. I'm just saying, we'll revisit that in a few months. But the point is the level of just the addiction to, like, I need to be mad that someone's dancing. I need to be, why don't you just build a modular synthesizer? Why don't you do that? Why don't you get some electronic components?

You'd be surprised how satisfied you'll feel. If you can just make some bleeps, booby-b-b-bap-bop-pup-tip-chip-chap, with a little cord, and this is an oscillator, right? This is a voltage-controlled oscillator. This makes your noise. You have sine waves, and you have saw-tooth waves, and you have pulse-width waves,

and you can modulate that with a low-frequency oscillator. It passes through a voltage-controlled filter with resonance and cut-off, and you can modulate the cut-off. So you can modulate the cut-off with the LFO. And so it goes, you do a filter sweet, whew, but that can be modulated with the little frequency oscillator, so it's rhythmic, and you find a sweet spot. And, like, you don't have to worry about people dancing.

You just give people, just force people to have hobbies. Just make someone cut wood. I mean, if my dad made me cut wood, I'd probably enjoy cut. Like, I kind of got into it for a while. We've talked about it. Make people basket weave. They do it in prison, don't they? Doesn't everyone have to pick an activity?

Why don't we do that in real life? just pick an activity. I don't know what people are doing with their time. Learn a different language. Learn to, you know, what else can they do? Cook? Can they make soufflis?

Do any. I don't care. I mean, it's just all, it's not fake. It's all real shit. It's all really horrible. It's just you can choose to like, just not let it consume you. You know, or you can choose, you know, the mind system, and we all pull together our, or fake talent.

And we just, and we dance and we sing, we make, we put on plays together, you know, big, you know, no Broadway anymore. It's all just kind of televised, like the fake West Wing show. That's stupid, I talked about last week, that's stupid West Wing revival, or just them on a stage, the self-righteous. I actually love that show, it was self-righteousness of that, but that'll be what shows are. now. You know, CSI Extreme or the NCRS Extreme with Don Marino will just take place on a stage and you'll have to imagine a Navy Admiral of all his, you know, crimes against humanity being shot in the head. You know, you'll see Don Marino, he'll have his little football outfit they squeezed into, and he'll be a guy of a Navy outfit. But yeah, we're not going to, we're not going to

have a bother to have, like, them in a boatyard with a bunch of other Navy men. You use your imagination, all right? Too much production value. We got to scale back to production value. We have to take the porn model and apply it to entertainment. Make it cheaper, make it quicker. Just, you know, make it like good improv. Not, like, actual UCB, not UCB.

Like, real, like good improv. And just, you know, get you, Lorry to teach everyone. He seems good at it. Get Patrick Stewart, get, you know, Pacino, force him, like, We'll milk Pacino, like he's a cow for his talent. We'll teach him how to make us, you know, you can tell me that we take 500 random kids between the ages of 7 and 12, and we forced them into a room without Pacino, a big room,

and he's got weed people out. You tell me you can't find a few guys who can say hoo-wah. A few guys will say who-wah. They'll say, you're out of order, I'm out of order, how good does it have to be? Early vicino is not that good. I mean, he gets better as he gets better. goes along um but a lot of it's just random it's a guy like becino with a certain

sensibility a certain frequency of his voice um and a certain kind of work out they and just what he brings to the table but it's not it's not like it's unique because not that many people who have what he has would do it and go through that so we just take the guesswork out of it we just kind of maybe you go through a thing maybe like you you get you get waded through the alpuccino machine uh you spend six weeks of alpuccino and if he can't get you to say who uh you move on to woodworking or, you know, or dancing. We figure out what we're good at, but we give it a good try. You know, you're not being taught by some schmuck teacher.

That's a problem. We like getting other failures, teach failures. We get Pacino. We get Brian Cox to teach you how to do McDonald's commercials. It's like, no, no, no, kid, kid, kid. I have to believe that you're, even though you're a rich man who's esteemed and whose children love him, you're talking about garbage food

that's made for rats but you like it and if they can't do it then they move on to I don't know LeBron James tries to get them to dunk a basket or whatever you know pass the ball

we everyone gets you know we have to kind of get these big calisiums and move kids through your whole seven through 12 years of your life is being pushed through different programs where you're being taught by the best people in the world and we find and then we find it if you like it we find it what you're good at

um will some people be good at nothing I don't know you can tell me that guy maybe the people are good at nothing they can just uh you get someone's got a good you know you maybe I don't want to say that's old scat porn uh perhaps you know you can be a background dancer Those become the extras, all right? I said we wouldn't have extras, but that's what we,

so many people who are extras are trying to be actors, right? We get rid of that. Those people, you know, you get some guy who's like, who would be hitting someone on the rock and bring them to a sex dungeon. He's just in the background of, of gossip girl.

And he's not hurting anybody because of being watched. And it's just fun. It's just nice. So that's what we're setting up. We're setting up a whole new society of just organized talent no one's famous

but everyone's famous um it's this it is this brutal communism I'm talking about but it's there's gimmicks like the problem of communism is like everyone's just like what were everyone doing? You were kind of you were against

you were farmers but you weren't you were against the Koologs or whatever Jordan Peterson's always talking about that the Kulogs getting killed but like you know it's I'm not trying to promote Jordan Pee But these kind of point there, like, you know, the middle-class farmers are being blamed for the starvation, so they would take all that shit out.

We'll get robots to farm, all right? And we'll make the goddamn talent. And people kept busy. That's probably, you know, no one was kept busy enough. They're all just, they have factories. I don't know. It just seems like no one had good jobs. These won't be great jobs, but they're like, you know,

we'll find a gimmick for you. We'll find maybe you draw, and we'll have you draw, little like caricatures and like you know shitty anime like it won't be good anime anymore it'll be anime that's just kind of like you know five frames a second which is not enough it'll be very choppy um but you know you get what you get you know we're going to be so immersed in creating content that we're not going to care about content anymore we're being burnt down watching content we're just going to want to go home and we're going to want to like get you know take some pills um

which they'll give us, and listen to some, you know, just humming noise, some low-frequency humming, and just zone out. Maybe, you know, you and your wife just kind of hold each other's genitals and whisper stuff to each other. You're afraid you're being listened to, which you probably are. Again, am I describing a hellscape? It depends on how you look at it. I don't know what to tell you.

What's your alternative? Throwing rocks, you know, the Jews for Trump? That's not working either. Okay? You know, you either get the hobby. I told you get hobbies on your own. If you're not going to do that, the government's going to make you get a hobby. And that's what this is.

This is just get a hobby. I can't, I've said so many times, I can't keep saying it. So, you know, vote. But, you know, keep, just also do something else. And not, not play, just play, don't just play games. Have something you can. look point to and go i made that even though it's not that good even if it's not amazing people like it did something i don't know why they just do trust me all right people are very

impressive you do anything because no one does anything so do something um enjoy that uh yeah so that was fun i guess uh great times remember to get your shirt you're uh i'm a wine princess this bitch t-shirt you're going to need that to prove your loyalty to something me in the coming months you know we're entering a turbulent time you can't be you know if you're wearing sports jerseys if you're wearing a trump shirt or a bernie shirt people are going to start throwing rocks at you but no one's anti-cump everyone likes comp everyone likes wine people are going to find it charming you can have you know weave through society wearing these shirts because everyone's going to be like that's something that's something but not something i don't like

it's distinctive but i don't hate it because you can't say anything about many even bands people hate bands now but no one no one hates i'm a wine princess bitch it's just it's bizarre and people don't have an opinion about it and it's a you can talk about it and it's just a personality that is your personality it's fine um because you picked it so embrace that uh you know follow me, and Twitter, Instagram at Ray Kompestine for my Patreon, extra episode every week. Listen to our love is disgusting. Me and Lucy Steiner, we're back, we've been back for a few weeks now. It's been coming, you know, we just keep making the content.

We get the gimmick. We understand. We're not waiting around for the government to give us a hobby. We have our hobbies, and we're doing them eagerly. So help support them. We'll probably be teaching the class on, you know, or, you know, maybe we'll, whatever, assisting the teachers. It's more successful. I mean, you know, given my example,

I don't think we're the Pacino podcast yet, but, you know, so maybe we'll be TAs. But, you know, the point is, whatever, enjoy it. Have a great week. I'll see you. You know, either the middle of the week or whatever for the Patreon or see you next week. Have a great time.

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