Kump - 54 - A Pre War Kump

Episode Date: November 2, 2020

Ray contemplates election outcomes, suggests some last minute strategy, and wonders if this is the last Kump before civil war.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Hello and welcome to Kump joining you, yes, on my birthday, people have reached out on Twitter. thank you I think my dentist is trying to rob me I guess we'll get that in a minute but yeah it's my birth I don't you know you can send me gold if you want if you have it lying around if you have

implements of gold extraction any kind of you know pick axes or sift things the pans you sift with to get the gold that could also come in handy

otherwise just tune in thanks for listening pick up your uh before they run out before they become unavailable you i'm a i'm a wine princess bitch t-shirts uh you go my twitter they'll be on the link here you go on my twitter instagram you can get those uh and you can be you know just just just wear that to vote when you go to vote you tell them don't write me in You know, I'm not trying to do a political stunt here, but you tell the people who work at the place where you vote, um, I'm with comp. This is a comp thing. I think, what's a comp thing? What?

I think of this, this is comp. And it's going to be the first day here of me. Um, it's fine. It's not going to be a great, I'm not going to have a big conversion rate, um, from this. So it's not like, I'm not like begging for it. It's just if you want to be a part of the movement or, lack thereof um just let people know you're with uh you already got a gimmick you know they're gonna try get you to be a democrat you're trying to be republican or a green party or they wanted me to vote

for biden on on the working party working families party i keep getting these text what is this what is working families like there's democrats republicans we can vote for the same candidate but be part of working families i don't know what that means uh they won't do it I don't know who a working family is I'm a working man and I have Lucy and she's also a working woman and we join our forces

into a pot of well we have our own separate money but we you know we we share we do things but you know I don't know who are these working families what are they after is this some kind of like like you know

some like a family like the like the Waltons or the prairie dogs not the prairie dogs who am i thinking of little house in the prairie these peas these christians these christian democrats who want me to like somehow like this is the family from shameless am i supporting the family from shameless these miscreant children selling drugs uh selling sex you know you get older as the show goes on so i assume some of them might be prostitutes i'm not looking for it i'm just saying you know who knows uh those kids are all adults now it's like the little kid was five i don't watch some of the first season maybe the

whole first season i'm not a tv show reviewer i'm just saying how is this show still going on we get that they're poor um and william h macy is just getting into hijinks free up william h macy will you can someone provide a you know consistent set of checks for william h macy so he doesn't feel like he has to do shameless for the next 50 years i like the guy I'd like to see him in more movies, more TV shows. Well, like, people just... I'm sure he's in a position of a woman to turn his showtime money down. Yeah, they make schlock.

Even the stuff they make this good isn't good. But what am I going to turn it down? My wife is in jail, isn't she? Is it his wife in jail? Felicity Huffman, did she go to jail? Yeah, no, Felicity Huffman went to jail. And so, you know, he's got to fucking look at for his family. but I'd like to see it

I've been great to see him in the Americans when we're still on or you know whatever is our show is still what kind of show is still happening besides better call Saul that's the only show it's going on right now and fucking

stranger things season 6 you know now we're in Serbia and we're just you know looking for monsters Serbian monsters and you know this is also and here's a synthesizer and we're playing an arpeggiator

and it's just like the 80s, remember. I mean, like, I liked the first season. It was fine. It was a rip-off. I've heard they rip people. I don't know. I heard people pitch to them. Who know?

I'm not trying to get on the bad side of the Duffer Brothers. I'm just saying, I don't know how you can be like, oh, they ripped me. Whoever they ripped off is ripped someone off. The show was a rip-off of styles, is my point. Why can't we have, what's going to be the 2020 style besides the mask? Don't say masks. There's got to be more too. it what was last year like what's what are you gonna be nostalgic about uh in 20 years looking

back just crazy uh like maga kids gonna be wearing maga hats ironically because we've we've ended the race wars and the civil strife and uh kids are just gonna be kind of walking around with like melding eras with their fishtail skateboards and they're i mean at what point does it all just kind of repeat on itself when you know you have these fucking you know because all we hear now is 80s nostalgia. Maybe it's not in the rest of the country. I feel like in Brooklyn, it's still like kids playing 80s music.

And that was like the 2000s. And there's still like pumping, you know, like a synth wave, which, you know, it's fun to listen to. But, you know, everyone likes a nice fucking Yamaha DX7 or whatever. Nice, weo do, do-doom-do. I should set this up. I should do like a synth-wave comp. that'll get me on Netflix

that'll get me just pumping 80s you know 80s synth wave while I'm talking about you know my mouth wounds my dentist I got my crowns in finally this show didn't starve

but you know it was a big thing back in February that I got you know my teeth I get two teeth removed and they convinced me to get implore and they didn't have the money and they didn't have credit

but somehow they were magically able to give me credit to give me implants they have a good scam going it's like you know as long as we can kind of get you on the hook I don't even know why you would think you know that's when like there's nothing to gain like a house

they can take back they can take back my teeth but you know whatever it's all above board but I've been sitting around six months with these implants I've spent a lot of money on with just rods in my teeth because I didn't want to go out in the middle of COVID for a while they wouldn't let me in and then after a while they come back and I'm like I don't trust we dig around my mouth coughing in my nose but um I finally got to put in the actual teeth part not just the rods

and uh I have to go back next week and get another teeth tooth removed because it's rod I mean look I'm taking better care of myself but you know the damage is done and uh I got some bad teat. They got to remove them, but I feel like they're just kind of poisoning me somehow. They're probably good people. I wish I could spend this money

on something cool, like a fucking like a smoker or something that makes buffalo wings. Or like a skateboard. I just see me on a skateboard, no teat, just doing an alley, falling on my mouth.

Anyway, the election's coming up. I don't know. I don't even see, like, they're warning about civil unrest. They're like, what, if Trump gets reelected, people are just going to riot? Because if he doesn't get, I don't know. Apparently, he's, I've heard things today. I've heard that, you know, there's a move that, because there's a lot of legal trouble in Trump's future, supposedly. He's being targeted by the New York.

government, the state's attorney generals, whatever they call them. They want to take him down and peg, make him pay his taxes. I don't know. So he's got, you know, he's got indictments. He's got, you know, sexual harassment. I don't know. About rape charges. So they're saying he might retire or, you know, resign.

So Penn has a chance to pardon them, which would be, you know, pretty bold, if you ask me. but also kind of fun. Maybe I'd be the best thing they're saying he might go somewhere else. He might go to a country with no extradition. And that might be a nice reset. Because regardless how you feel about him, you know, the guy's crooked.

The guy's a crooked client. You like him because he's crooked. It's fine. You're allowed to like Robin Hood. What the fucking... Is he robin? He doesn't give to the poor, but whatever. He's still robin.

I mean, did you really like Robin Hood because he gave to the poor? Or do you like him because he's a thief? You like John Dillinger? You see a nice smile. You like people who were criminals. You live vicariously through him. That's the American way.

We pretend to like the Robin Hood myth because, like, oh, he gave... I probably just gave shitty food. I mean, let's be honest. Do you think Robin Hood was given his best meat to the poor? He's probably making some case, look, my boys, my... My wilderness boys,

my what they call those people? The merry men, my merry men, my merry boys. We have to eat the prime... pork and the guinea hen we need this we you know it's a cycle of energy we need to do our reps we have to like work out in the woods together through our fucking spots and uh you know get swall so we can pull these nice bow and arrows and so here eat this rotted grain you pig uh and people would you know it's like the mafia the mafia is not sharing the best stuff they

gave you a turkey at Thanksgiving, and then everyone acts like John Gotti was, you know, feeding the poor from his own tit. He wasn't. You know, you get some scraps. It's all you can hope for. Now, so the fact that Trump doesn't really give you scraps. Is it really matter? You like it because it's fun.

So whatever. That's the point. And so if he go somewhere else, because people worry about his effect on democracy, but if he go somewhere else and, like, you know, resigns to get pardoned. and then goes to like, you know, who doesn't have exhibition treaties? Tahiti? You know, I don't know.

What, can I Google this? What countries lack U.S. extra? Why does my mouse not working? I need a goddamn interface. I need some kind of cyber interface so that I can do this show in a multimedia environment. What countries...

Can't even type. Fat pig. What a fat pig I am? What countries don't have extradition there we go oh yeah Russia

okay Russia China doesn't have extradition I don't know I feel like maybe maybe with Trump they don't but I feel like you know pre-Trump they would have been like hey can you help us out and then we've just gotten a guy I mean

I can't imagine the best non-tradition country is that mean for us for US island nations Maldives Vanatu Indonesia Indonesia that's not I mean, they have some great movies there. The Gulf States, Brune, Montreux, Montenegro, Ukraine, and Moldova.

I don't know. I mean, he can go any of these places. You go to Ukraine. You can go to the Gulf States. I mean, the point is it'd be a nice reset because it'd be kind of admitting of like, hey, look, he got over. He's a scammer. He's a fun guy who did the weekend of Bernie thing with the country.

We're at Bernie. and he dragged us along for four years pretending we were alive pissing in our mouths shitting all over the place and now he's gone like that'd be the best case you want him to be held accountable

in the court I don't know first of all he's just gonna he's gonna look fun doing it he's gonna be saying wild things um it's just gonna be a mess just let him go to Laos or Cambodia or Vietnam

imagine Trump and Vietnam that's what you want you want fucking We're Cambodia, like Colonel Kurtz. Let Trump be Colonel Kurtz. And it kind of wipes the slate clean. Because, you know, we can just look to him go, look, he was a bad dude. He's gone. You know, it's not us.

Hey, Japan. That's not us. That's the crazy guy. And then you move on and you make your trade deals and we start selling pork again or whatever happens to this country. I don't know if you want a trial. It seems counterproductive. But whatever, we'll see what happens.

I mean, is he going to, you know, are we looking at a similar polling situation? People ask me, people write to me and ask me about the polls. Now, I don't know. They did a terrible job last time. I mean, there's a theory that no one wants to admit to voting for Trump. But who the fuck's answering a poll anyway? I won't even, when they ask me, like, do you like this app? I'll just keep clucking.

You know, I don't want to, like, even, I don't leave reviews for anything. I gave something five stars. I think it might have been my air friar, because that was good. That was a good air fryer. Um, I want people to buy it. I don't be happy. But in general, I don't leave reviews online. I don't understand who puts things on the internet.

Like, this is not me. Like, the show. Like, people like the show. They listen. If no one listened, I don't know. I mean, like, it's, it's a laborer love, I guess. but I'm talking about the people, like in the early days of YouTube, and it still happens, who put, like, old TV shows

and, like, weird, like, you know, albums on, like, what do you gain? The people who, like, when you do file sharing, when you would allegedly, you know, download illegal stuff, who are these people sharing everything? What do you get at? Is this what you give to the world? Are you the Robin Hoods of the digital world? The Fat Robin Hood, who, like, shares his copy of, you know,

is a six-year-old copy of Adobe Photoshop with the key generator like who what are you gaining maybe they're young people who just like they like the idea of spreading their seed like all you know if you listen to Jordan Peterson we all just want to get her come everywhere spread it all around the world

and you know and the digital realm is just the easiest way to get you know to get everyone pregnant figuratively perhaps that's it I'm going to grab my word bowl why isn't red bull endorsed this show um why is there a hair on my red bull these are all questions legitimate questions um so i don't know i don't know if um who's putting these things online who's sharing them how do we get us to voting the point is uh you know the poll who's answering the polls who's it who's doing who's doing nielsen ratings like who just

Can't you figure out of a way just to track, but they don't? That's the problem. Here, I'm going to let you in on this. It's set up because the media, the media apparatus dictates this, right? They need to have a system where they control the outputs or they have some influence on it. And they undersell it, right? Like, you know, if they just track everyone watching something, then the ad buys would be more expensive. That's why they deal it this way.

they uh the the media like i mean when you say the media what are you talking about the media really is a is a selling of of ad space what is this noise they're doing are you guys assembling a rocket jesus it's a selling of ad space right it's the whole point is the reason you have a goddamn i mean everything you do on on w p ix 11 or whatever channel you have it's just there to sell ads to sell it to sell ads to the gap or Dr. Zygmore, the dermatologist, or Salino and Barnes, or 1,800 cars for kids. Remember, 1,800, 7 cars for kids?

Remember that shit? That's all it's for. So, like, the news is trying to sell ads. I mean, that's the thing. It's like you talk about all the money to get spent on presidential elections, how expensive it is. And no one talks about where that money ends up going. Like, why is it so expensive?

Because it's going to NBC, which is his own. by Comcast, I guess. It used to be GE and ABC. Who were, like, who were the people? Like, ask the weird thing. It's like, you know, when you look at the amount of money, it changes hands on the election. Why is no one talk about it?

How weird it is that, like, the people who put on saved by the bell and law and order are the ones profiting off of the election. That's really the whole gimmick. It's like, you know, all this extra money. I mean, there were people who are, you know, Facebook. I mean, they might be making a ton of money, right? I mean, Facebook is claiming that, you know, if Trump tries to steal it, I guess, I mean,

if anyone tries to steal it, I don't know, there's a contested election, they're going to shut down the discourse, or they're going to not allow fake information to spread. You know, you can almost applaud the instinct, I guess, to go, we'll live in a weird time. This is something. But, but, I mean, you know. Look how ham-fisted the Twitter shit is. I mean, look, do I think the 100-Biden thing is 100% real? I don't know.

It seems like, I don't know why you just don't get in front of it and go, look, my son's a crackhead. I think I mentioned it before. And then just tell him, like, I fuck his wife. He's a bad boy. I fuck his wife. Ends the story. Because even if Joe is doing this, it's like it's,

you have a guy who's basically admitting to being more corrupt in this in office. Just roll it off. go like look i got my beak wet a little uh this shouldn't be like a death now when you're facing trump but you know to act but there's obviously something there i mean look the crack heads into ukraine what's he doing there you don't just go you don't go to smoke crack in the ukraine without you know getting uh getting a little dirty i'm not saying if you're from ukraine you can do you you you know i'm saying but you know what's a hunter buying what is this guy is he a fisherman what's his trade what's his expertise you know so like i'm saying this but obviously

obviously something to it. Is it overstated? Who knows? But the point is, it's a legitimate news story. I mean, if this is the death of the Biden campaign that this pittance of corruption relative to the whole, I mean, I'm not even, what can you prove, right? People probably come out of me, what can you prove about Trump and the Mueller report? I'm just saying the guy didn't even flinch as far as caring if it looked corrupt. So you know something there. The guy's shady. And Biden is probably shady too. But how is that? this how are you afraid of this when you're facing trump so i don't know if the move is to do that it seems crazy just like you know they're shutting down the post uh

twitter account for like a week and and and the white house press secretary who yeah i mean i mean i forget her name but yeah do i have a high opinion of her no she seems like a goddamn show but you shouldn't just kick her off twitter because you're i mean it's in it's a paper of record or is post a paper paper of record i don't know i know it's run by fucking Murdoch, but it's still, you know, it's still a newspaper. Who do you think runs the Times? I mean, who do you think owns any of this shit? So, yeah, of course Murdoch's a little crazier than the most, but whatever.

There's a line. There isn't even the error of, like, maybe we should be, it's handled so half-fissedly if your intention was to be at all objective. I don't trust Facebook to, like, moderate the discourse. you know in a contest election um there's got to be a way to like you know if you're if you're worried about supposedly preserving democracy it's got to be a way of doing it without literally just kind of i don't even know what you call it what you call this kind of weird angel instinct no angels but you know it's kind of like we're like this you can't blame people for

hate in silicon valley they really make it easy um you know what When Reddit was doing that shit, we're trying, look, I sympathize to an extent because, you know, there's a lot of bad shit going on on Reddit on some of these, you know, what they call them, subreddits, you know, hate stuff.

I mean, look, you want to be able to moderate hate stuff. I don't know if the answer is just to allow a full pipe of whatever it comes out. You know, like, what, you want the dark web on the regular web? That's, you have to have Netflix and the Disney Plus, and you can't have people to trade. in child porn right next to that. Hopefully not at all, but the point is, like,

you know, I don't think, I think there's something, there needs to be some kind of moderation of, like, discourse. You can't just fault every, like, the whole idea, like, oh, everything's the first amendment. You know, look, it's a weird, the internet's a weird thing, maybe we can be moderated, but, like, I don't know, maybe we're doing it's done a good job, maybe it hasn't. I know a couple years ago

when they first published that article or whoever did, you know, they seem to be taken a serious. but you know Twitter seems to be banning ever since they banned Alex Jones now I'm just banning yeah people I mean it's a Charlie Kirk band

and I'm like I don't like the guy and be like you know should you be banning these people if the look you should be able to disseminate propaganda on your own I'm not saying

everything should be propaganda but you should be able to look at like you know Fox News for instance and see how biased it is and when they report like certain things extract data from it you know extract the fact that you know okay this guy uh this plane crash did happen maybe their reasons are bullshit um when you watch you know more subtle

maybe CNN does a similar thing but it's more subtle and you submit like you could tell these people aren't like skilled practitioners of propaganda I barely any of them are so it's usually pretty ham-fisted so like I'm just saying like if the people people, if democracy can't survive some YouTube influencer being out there, maybe it doesn't deserve, I don't want to be the guy, you know, putting a nail in the cough of democracy, really. If you can't not get, you know, hosed by some, you know, obvious huckster selling his wares, I mean, what do you want, what are we preserving?

Like, who are we? I mean, if you, if I was telling people to, like, you know, start a call. culture war and people listen to me i mean i who would listen to me i mean people probably would if i was a little less mumbly and if i wore better clothes and then i had my hair quaffed would i be able to start a culture war uh this is no like that's no great feat we need to be about you you you can't blame everything on well there's no more facts there's stuff out there look at the api wire it's pretty pretty sure the api wire isn't too crazy and then you kind of go from there Like, you know, you go on Drudge Report, and it's just like, oh, this is obviously slanted.

It's like, it shouldn't even be, I shouldn't have to say that. It's so obvious. It's kind of ridiculous. And the same thing with, like, you know, whatever, Huffington Post or whatever the whore shit is. It's like, it's all, stop. Like, I don't, I'm an adult. I don't need to be editorialized, too, right? I don't, I can just read data and not have to, like, you know, who are opeds for?

Who is reading an op-ed? What are you gaining from an op-ed? Anytime you see an op-ed, it's a guy, it's a guy he's got his hand in your pocket. He's doing a loop-de-loop or a scooby-do. Whatever the fuck? What are these oceans? We watch Ocean's 11, and I don't remember any of the words they use,

but there was all stupid names for like, oh, we're going to do a Harry Bellington. What is that in reference to, by the way? This is Ocean's 11? Is this stuff they did in the original movie? I never saw the original, the Sinatra, the rat the rape pack wherever they call themselves

the rat pack I know I did that there that was a little that was a little propaganda right there but you know those guys those guys who were you know the all just gang banging Marilyn Monroe with

Jack Kennedy and making movies together having a great time whatever maybe they were to do any stupid names I'm just I mean look just go learn woodworking, like I said last

week. I don't know. I don't know what's to tell me anymore. Why is it going to be... What's the violence going to solve? What are you going to riot? Because, like, you know, Trump got anything? I don't know. It's... We used to not give a shit.

We used to just do stuff. Let me look up the news. Sean Connery died. I talked about him on the Patreon. probably not a great guy Google News Is that the best thing If everyone has a better arbiter for news A better aggregator

Let me know FBI Investigating alleged harassment Of Biden campaign bus By Trump The campaign bus Is being harassed What's going on here?

So Trump supporters Are following the Biden campaign bus With pickup trucks with flags coming out of it last week we had motorists displaying 2020 Trump flags FBI San Antonio was aware of the incident investigating

FBI spokesman Michelle Lee told CNN this is kind of fun I mean look when there's no reason for anyone to be going out there campaigning anyway it's all bullshit

so like imagine of like John McCain what do you used to call that the straight talk express imagine and John McCain just like, you know, if you tried harassing him on the straight talk express and he just came, like, he came hanging out of the back window

with an Uzi, he just started shooting at you. John McCain was a war hero, and he probably had PTSD, and he would just shot you in the face. And Biden, you know, he acts like a tough boy. He acts like he's some kind of tough, no-nonsense, you know, whatever. Like, you know, you just see him at these hearings and he would be giving people the business. need to be able buy a shotgun

You know I'm being an AR-15 Buy a shotgun You know So Why doesn't Biden Just walk around with a shotgun Biden need to be

That's my biggest kind of concern Right now You know Is that Biden None of them I'm holding water from People in the hallway

Is he I'm gonna fucking Put poison the floor I'm gonna put Oil on the floor Make them fall These people Make a noise

Just stay in your apartment stop fucking everyone um yeah why isn't he just he's just kind of sitting around in his bunker not acting crazy he should be walking around with wings

bat wings uh he should be dressed like batman imagine if biden was just dressed like 1992 michael keaton batman with those wing things that came out I mean that would just be inspiring and badass

if he just had a fucking grappling hook they can afford to do grappling hooks now it's a real thing why isn't biden ever grappling hook why isn't he uh doing like you know they should put it on the back of a motorcycle you get you know casey pastrano where his name is and like you know just bolt biden to the back of the bike and have him do a fucking 360 loop um you stuff like that like they should be doing crazy stunts they're still acting like people are people and they're not people are maniacs now they want explosions they want loop-de-loop tricks they want um Biden should be doing an oldotune track himself he should be singing with billy

ilish um just talking you know singing about getting their dick sucked by satan whatever she sings about i'm a whore baby scum baby put my dom in my ass baby whatever like you know i love the music she's great um he should be getting down dirty like that you know i don't know why he's playing this very safe game it's not going to win him anything uh in the long run it's uh it's a gambit um i mean imagine him just dresses batman i mean like not adam west batman like batman with a gun um batman versus superman batman like you know just kind of walking around an uzi and a trench coat with a mask like he's wearing a mask but you know and have him also wearing the skeet the COVID mask

mixing together that's what he's to happen I mean Kamala Harris can be the one because she's a great look I watched a debate in a bar

year and a half ago the first primary debate Democrats and Kamala Harris was great and she was great in the Pence debate

Pence was surprisingly adept at you know he's a scumbag in my opinion and a lot of people's opinions but regardless of being a scumbag he's a slime bag um politically like he just comes off like a like a creep but that

being said he did a good job like he's a i can see why people could get behind him um i don't have to agree with you but i can see you know there's a certain kind of calm and he and thing is that look i don't know how any of this convinces you watch this stuff you should be in a state of like oh he's good she's good and not like fall forward you you like you know they're all liars it's all about who like regardless of anything going on you know this that trump is just too volatile he's bad for business uh he's like bring he's like when you kind of pop a pimple like you're supposed to let it kind of like you know you're supposed to let it develop this pimple but i used to always dig at it dig at it with my fingernails

and just pull it out and just try and like i would have these you scar and work, people are going, like, what are you doing? You look at a psychopath because you have these giant pimple scars because you couldn't just wait to dig it out of your head. And that's kind of what, what was I saying? I lose the thread here. That's what Trump is, is my point. He's just digging out too, like, too quickly.

Like, this whole thing's going to fall apart. But, like, you know, and people act like, we usually need an accelerant. No, because there's nothing on the bottom. There's nothing to fall to. it's all just going to be a free fall and that's not like the fault of Trump or whatever I mean he's just

but like there is no foundation that's what you're going to realize like it's not like oh it's corrupt and if we just kind of blow the circuit then we go to a normal spot no it just falls to the pit of hell so it's like

yeah it's a fun idea but there's no real point just get some guy in there let Biden live for a year and then you get Then you get, you know, let Ted Cruz. You didn't want Ted Cruz. You didn't want, who were the other Republicans?

I mean, the Republicans Party needs to, you know, get their dick up with some, you know, whatever. I mean, I don't even know what they're for. If you're four billionaires, uh, get, run Mark Cuban, but he's a Democrat, right? Like, who's a run? Why the fuck isn't Bloomberg a Republican? These people are all misaligned. They're all, like, they're all maniacs. They're all trying to drink the bloke.

lot of children um just run me i'll i'll just i'll take the republican party i'll make it about you know just let's just cut the budget you know stop the military spending um just do that just stop buying planes don't you have drones how many drones do you need i mean at what point are we who was getting all these military jobs that's what we should be looking at it's the people who are getting the ad money with like NBC and them and people get in their military contracts the GEs the fucking the Boeing's like why are these 10 people making all the money that's the that's the real focus it's you know oh you can't cut the mill why who's this helping the people who yeah they killed Kennedy that was like 40 years ago why are we still

assuming just because they shot Kennedy in an open limo that like you're impossible to like you know oh they'll fucking they'll kill you you if you go against them that you know people also listen to like you know tangerine dream or whatever back then they're all just you know they listen to stupid beetles I mean I like the Beatles but like yeah there was no there was no fucking dub step there's no Nirvana or Metallica we're afraid of people who listen to like the monkeys oh you know these were serious men I mean they overthrew Iran with circus strong men strong men whatever you know like this wasn't

They weren't doing it with cell phones and cameras around. We're acting like they could still get to us. You know, I mean, that's the thing. They did. Alan Dulles was good. The Dulles brothers were, like, particularly adept and sociopathic. And they liked Nazis. And they're a lot of Nazi friends.

And they were formidable, and they killed Kennedy. But, you know, we're acting like, oh, we can and cut the military. Shut up. Well, it's all we have. We could. Why don't we just, I don't know. Biden really should be just Batman. Dig up John McCain's corpse.

They should be wearing John. They should have a hologram of John McCain at every Biden stop. And he's just saying stuff like, I killed so many people in Laos, in Cambodia, and Vietnam. They were right to torture me. And then they come out and Biden comes out. And he's literally wearing Biden, John McCain's corpse, his cancer corpse, like a harness, and then just dancing. I don't know, because, you know, McCain, look, if McCain wasn't going up against Obama, who was a transformative figure, at least from a political point of view, I'm not saying he didn't predator, predator drone, predator, it's a hard word to say for me, predator drone people in Pakistani weddings.

I'm not saying he didn't, you know, let people down. But, you know, he was politically very good. He came out the right time. But McCain had a shot. McCain got fucked by Bush when they did the whole, what did they say, a illegitimate child or some. It was an awful slander. I don't know if it was true or not.

Who cares, though? Who gives a shit of anything? I mean, I don't know how the lack of talent, I keep, I brings them all the time, is baffling. I don't know how When Trump has handed you on a silver platter The schematic for like Nothing sticks to anyone

And he's the only one who will make it work I mean other people do it But he's like the only one who really Like why is anyone care about Hunter Biden He just be like So I'm Biden right And oh Your son Hunter

He's a fan of smoking crack Cut to me pretends as a beer I'm just like, yeah, it's a crackhead. You really, really cracked the case here, Columbo. My son's a crackhead. What I'm going to tell you? Yeah, he tried to get me to talk to the head of Ukraine.

I told him to go fuck himself, and I fucked his wife. Like, why? No one would not believe that. If you call your son a crackhead and you say, yeah, this crazy fuck, high on crack, calls me and says, hey dad let's meet with the head of luke oil and i said shut the fuck you i'm gonna have you murdered and i didn't come i still love him and my own and my wife and son died and the other one died later and so i mean he's my only kid left so i'm sorry and i didn't have him murdered lucy can you get our target orders here i wore a scented candles um thank you lucy

I were scented candles and Pepsi-Dacie and Advil. We're becoming very scented candle-oriented. We're building a nesting situation here. I like to think if this is my bubble in the COVID world where, you know, I can't go out and smell vanilla plants anytime I want. I can light a candle and get vanilla. I can lay an apple orchard. candle someone get me a pumpkin candle um a cum candle whatever cum quack it just

smells like cum because you can't sell a cum candle with target they have like you know uh rules about that uh well else it goes so so apparently the Biden let's watch this video that's a goddamn ad it's a goddamn ad but apparently they're being uh president and Donald Trump tweet a video of the bus incident with the words I love Texas. I mean, look, that's the thing. Oh, he's advocating for people to harass the campaign. Oh, he's happy people are kidnapping the governor.

So kidnap your own governor. What are we doing? Get your Batman suit on. Thank you. Get your Batman suit. Kidnap the governor of some other state. You know, like, what are you preserving? Oh, are we going to have the meeting?

of the Sons of Liberty, or whatever it's called, the Daughters of the American Revolution? It doesn't matter anymore. Just have Biden come out in a Batman suit kidnap the governor of Iowa or Michigan. I mean, give him a Tommy gun. Baby.

Yeah. Lucy, do you think we should give Biden the Tommy gun? With the Tommy gun. It's the one with the circle. Oh, yeah, totally. Yeah, wouldn't he look bad at? Look, if Biden came out in the 1992, Michael Keaton Batman out,

it wouldn't that like I mean you'd be crazy but you'd be like oh this guy you'd have to it's just something I mean I don't know they're handing you the goddamn keys to the kingdom and you're sitting there going like they're harassing our bus

they're picking on us someone stopped them from picking on us get a dick or pussy whoever makes you tough I mean a pussy can make you tough if you're a woman you have a really big pussy or just a strong see uh is you know it doesn't have to be a gendered situation what else is going on this shit so did we

have a video of it i lost this threat here i lost the goddamn page i'm trying to find this so they're harassing the bus i don't know maybe put one of you put some tire strips down why don't you play dirty why don't you drop those like ninja star things the little metal disc things that like you know blow the tires out get creative don't go winding on scenes and then asking for the FBI to investigate. Last time they investigated something, you got, you know, Anthony Wiener's laptop and he lost the election.

Why don't you learn your lesson? Oh, God, Joe Biden and Lady Gaga. I'm talking about Billy Eilis. She's getting Lady Gaga. She's done. Lady Gaga was 20 years ago. Lady Gaga's going to be Billy Elish, you dumb fuck. Why is he getting Lady Gaga?

Poker face, poker face. And everyone, what, like a bunch of middle-aged men and women are going to sit there and go remember the early 2010s? Who's that for? Get the kids, you dumb fucks. Curseley told not to downplay loss of life after slamming

CNN's COVID coverage. Who's telling her? Who's telling Fat Christy Alley? Cursie Alley, excuse me. Is the White House Chrissy Alley took to Twitter Friday morning to share a strong negative opinion on CNN's coverage of COVID-19,

which has infected more than 9 million people nationwide and killed nearly 230,000. I don't know why my personal friends who walk around in sheer terror of contracting COVID are simply CNN viewers. I don't know a very persuasive argument, but Ali wrote, I decided to watch CNN myself to get their viewpoint, and oh my God, did I ever, if you want to live in terror, watch CNN. Fear of dying is their mantra, oh my God.

But who told her? CNN's communication team response. to the actress shortly after she tweeted on Friday and their own comment on Allie's working Veronica's closet? What? I don't know. So they're slamming her 40-year-old TV show, Veronica's closet?

But don't... What's going on here? Cursea, you're welcome to change the channel just like countless viewers did every time Veronica's closet came on TV, CNN wrote. But don't play... Don't downplay the loss of nearly 230,000 American lives. See, that...

That's what we're doing. That's fine. I mean, honestly, Cienn's doing the right thing. Whether Curse Yally had a point or not, they're just slamming her. I mean, I would take a step further. I'd be like, hey, shut up, fat pig.

Your show sucked. But they're being a little more clever, I guess, technically. Although I think mine feels better to hear. I mean, she might be right. They might be fear-mongering. I don't watch these things. I don't know who does.

Stop watching TV news. Just fucking get the things in your phone. I just tell you the, get the AP thing. It just says, hey, a bunch of people died and you go, all right, it's not me. I'm not dead. Where's my kid? My kid's live?

All right, cool. Stop worrying about it. Oh, the video games cause, you know, mass shootings. Yeah, if your kid dies, look into it. If not, stop caring. Focus on you. I'm not saying because, you know, you're not going to help. You're not going to help anything.

I'm all for people who can help helping people, but you're not going to help go feed a homeless guy give him a cracker and a carrot something nice give a sandwich uh go clean up a park but we we're gonna tweet a curse the alley and convince her to stop being a pig convince her their show sucked who cares someone's tweeting you know last week on twitter oh i used to be a bartender you know when she was uh doing the weight watchers thing and she was eating and she asked for a cup a hot fudge who gives it shit. I mean, yeah, she's a pig. I'm a pig. Who cares? She broke her diet. It gives a shit. It's like, you know, what are you doing? Go, go fucking, go find a heroin addict and, like,

inject him with, like, you know, uh, what's that stuff? Um, ayahuasca. Why don't you go down a skid row and just start giving, and just, like, dosing people with DMT and getting them with a heroin? It was such a brave boy. You're going to shit on curse the alley. Go into the middle of the homeless epidemic and just start vaporizing ayahuasca plants and get these people off you know their drug addiction and then put them into a nice bungalow and get them a job you know we just stop focusing on politics um everyone you know let them have their game like i don't know i guess there's certain things like you know they're putting people in cages so but you know you take the foot off the pedal you're pulling on the chinese finger

trap i've used this analogy before you're pulling through hard don't respond to kirstiali she's a pig you think walter kronkite would respond to like some fat whore from the you know the silent era of film no he would just be like i'm a newsman i think edward murrow we respond to that fat pig from um some orson wells movie some old washed up crow who in citizen kane is giving shit to edward murrow he's like i was on the rooftop during the blitz you you whore, shut your mouth. And he would just flick a cigarette at her. And it wouldn't be misogynistic.

He would do it through a man. But the point, you know, CNN's responding to Curseley out. She's some kind of, like, you know, what gives us? You're doing roast battle here? You got Amy Schumer. You got Amy Schumer selling tampons and CNN doing roast battle. This is not a country worth saving, in my opinion. But, you know, I'm not, I'm the only one who can, apparently.

So it's like my dilemma. I mean, they say ayahuasca can get you off heroin. I don't know why we don't try it more. I guess find a new story. We'll find a new story to talk about. This might be the last cump in a not civil war world. Maybe they'll be coming. I know, like, I didn't try to downplay code.

When it first happened, I was like, I don't know. This thing is like the flu and, you know, it turned out worse. But this might be what's going on now. Like, you know, this might be another one of those things We're like, next week I'm like, look, I didn't think a Civil War would happen, but, you know, apparently New Jersey and New York are fighting. And we're, I'm upsetting my boys, my young boys to fight New Jersey And we're just bloodied and broken, you know, my brothers are brothers at arms

Kendall Gemmer, Kendall Jenner channels Pamela Anderson, barbed wire We're plunging corset for how, who is this story for? There's some, the front page of Google News. John Mullaney hosted SNL and his mom-lok spoke to mixed react. Who gives a, isn't his parents, aren't his parents rich? Why are we listening to rich people? Rich comics. There's nothing to shade you in some rich kid who was like,

no, I'm not going to run, you know, this oil derrick business. I'm going to go do puns and be, I'm the nice boy of comedy. I mean, look, I don't think of Smolini, but what's he ever going to do for me? nothing stop stop hoping for people who won't help you uh and also don't suck don't suck up you know and and hold water for people hoping to help i'm just saying like john milaney he's not he's gonna look at me and go you spit on me like i'm gum he spits on gum that's my analogy pregnant new jersey woman killed by shooter who weighed outside her home baby survived what the fuck how is this below kentel jenner channeling pamela

Anderson. A pregnant woman in New Jersey was killed by a shooter. Who's a shooter? Spent 90 minutes waiting for her to come home before shooting her. This is horrible. This is horrible. Shit. He was eight months pregnant. Does he know her? Thomas allegedly weighed in his car outside the victim's home for possibly an hour and a half. The victim was taking a... This is terrible. I don't even know what to say about that. God...

You know, give me the serenity to know my limits, my strength. I wish I got more hair Um I don't know You want to give you You look at the ballot I mean I don't know if it's like this everywhere But you look at the goddamn ballot

And the judges I mean look you have the presidential thing And the few other things And the judges Like except for one line You look across the board And it's all the same people's names But like under different filings

Lucy come here please Lucy witnessed this Lucy Come here Remember how we looked at the ballot What were the mic? It's fine Have we looked at the ballot

And they were saying How you're in the cameras, okay? Yeah, that's fine Okay Hello This is the comp people Hi comp people The listeners

The comp and their watchers Remember how the ballot The lawyers? The lawyers They're voyeurs and their lawyers I wish I had more lawyer listeners Um There was like

you know, Bob Bance and Republican, Bob Vance, Democrat, Bob Vance Independent, working families. All the same. You saw that too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, everyone is, there are people who are just, they're the candidate of every party.

Yeah. It's dystopian. It's dystopian. She said that I wanted to give her credit for it. It's dystopian. We're living in a, just pick your party. You're going to get the same result, but pick your party. But let us know what you want to happen.

It's not going to happen. But, you know, when this judge votes for, you know, a child to be killed, you know, to make room for a subway sandwich shop, at least you voted with the right party, is the point. Could they just ask a child to move? They could. Not going to. You know, time is money. There's a kid in the way, and he's playing, you know, in the dirt.

Run him over and put a subway sandwich shop. put a dunkeroo outlet store those cookies right the kangaroo uh put put the panera bread but you know don't let a kid get in the way that's what the judges are for so you know um dystopia is the right word that's a dystopia not so much the trump thing is predictable but it's like why are they're why is there the same judge in every party that makes no sense to me That's more crazy And no one talks about it No one's talking about the shooting

Of that pregnant woman Which I'm not saying Let every local Murder get You know The country into hysterics We're talking about Kendall Jenner And curse the alley

Who gives a shit Like Oh Someone needs to respond to No one needs to respond to There's nothing to Just go build a stool And show it to your dad

And he'll love you again Learn to play the bass guitar learn to you know screw you know drill screws into your wall and hang shelves um

well learn to shoot a gun who are you going to shoot I mean you want to have a gun for something oh learn to be in a paramilitary go why don't you go join a French foreign legion you Pussies Jesus, you know you did if you want war there's war out there

go into a war well I want to fight for my country you're not gonna what do you think is me fighting in this streets of Duluth, Iowa, and somehow are you going to, like, if that's the case, it's already done. Oh, we've got to preserve the American way of life. There was no American way of life where, like, we're just fighting in the middle of a mini

mall, except maybe Miami in the 80s. Apparently, that was pretty hairy. But, yeah, go join Blackwater if you can. Go join the French foreign leader. You can just have a new identity. It's seductive, you know, to hear about it. You've become a new person. And you get French citizenship.

and you get to live in a village at the end of your life. A village of other French foreign legioners. That's what I hear. It's hard. It's tough, but, you know, you can run from your crimes.

Apparently, it's harder to run from crimes now, but I think if it's minor crimes, to let you do it. You know, I don't think you can murder a bunch of kids and during her, I mean, I think they've trying to stand,

it used to be able to. I think they stamped that out a little bit. But the idea of the French foreign legion, but yeah, but then you also think about it, it's all well and good. Anything of what they're doing, it's like,

oh, yeah, They're preserving the French colonial empire. Just go to Morocco and just, like, you know, shoot people. So it's not great either. It's not like you're going to be, you know, building bridges. But, I mean, if you, if you want to go to war, I don't know why you're hanging out, drinking beer with your buddies in the back of a goddamn, with an RV waiting for a race.

Go a war. There's war is out there. I don't think the fucking guys who, in Russia, you know, in the Afghan war came back with missing limbs going and let's start a fucking paramilitary group. No. I mean, I'm not some guys fucking asking for war.

It's like, no, I don't, wait a minute, I post, yeah, sure. But, like, I like my arm. I'm bringing me missing some teeth. Enough. Just fucking build a goddamn synthesizer. Sell it to me. Build a cool scent and sell it to me. Maybe I'll build a scent.

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