Kump - 55 - The Kump Hundred Days

Episode Date: November 9, 2020

Ray brainstorms ways to ease the transfer of power, and breaks the silence on Jimmy Carter's Sawzall antics.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Hello and welcome to Kump. We have a new president-elect. Congratulations to Dr. Joe Biden. the sleepie the sleepiest whatever um you didn't go after him hard you have to admit you know the sleepy jo was like the worst he said right we have to hunt her more i don't know uh maybe that was a mistake i would have brought corn pop i would use that against them i would say like show me show me a picture of corn pop um i know it's a hack thing i'm like you know that you you watch that when it happened and you got how does that i'm thinking now it just occurred to me how does that

not come back to buy them were there maybe there were ads maybe there were corn pop ads playing in the swing states i mean new yorks i don't see this i wouldn't see ads anyway i guess but uh definitely not swing ads real biting ads uh they won't waste their money here um people were celebrating yesterday it was very uh jubilant i guess you heard uh yell I thought there was like a soccer match or someone was being living on fire. But apparently it was, you know, I looked in, oh, because I've been keeping tabs on it. People were freaking out all week. Oh, this is why Bernie should do this and that.

Honestly, I'm not on some expert. I look at the fucking charts. I'm like, you know, the next morning, Biden's ahead where he's like, 0.1% of that, like, you know, divided. and we knew the mail-in ballots were going to go his way. So I'm just saying, like, you know, it wasn't that hard. People just like to whine and bitch. So congratulations, or, you know, if you don't like Biden, I mean, who likes Biden? Does anyone like Biden?

That's, I mean, look, I'm not saying you shouldn't be happy if you're on that side of thing. Look, I'll be hard for Biden. I mean, look, I don't even have to explain myself. I mean, you know, it's like, you know, we can coexist. I don't really get whatever I'm even going to get into it the point is I don't know if anyone I mean the people who are really like love Joe Biden I used to I used to love Joe Biden

I guess it was a kid or a young man I thought he was a cool guy just snapping at people just like hey a bunch of cut the bullshit I'm gonna tell you again they are 15 like just cool shit he was like a loud bout or an aggressive Democrat it was nice to see But I'm saying, no, you know, the guy's, uh, start the crime bill. And he's fucking, uh, like, you know, didn't he, like, railroad that, like, woman in the, in the Clarence Thomas, was the Clarence Thomas?

Whatever. The Supreme Court thing. I'm just saying, like, no one's, like, into the guy. But, you know, whatever. Is Trump, I mean, what is Trump doing now? He's, he's, uh, burrowing himself in the White House. Um. It's problematic, no matter how you slice it.

I mean, look, the entire, no, look, I'm not saying the international leaders should decide who a president is. That's not the point. But, you know, they're all looking at the facts on the ground, the apparent situation, and they decide, you know, not going to wait for, I mean, well, they usually wait for an official concession, I guess. But, you know, look, you can talk all you want about France. England even.

Although, you know, I don't know what his name, Boris Johnson, if he's, is he a Trump guy? I mean, they have a similarity to him. I don't know if they're friends, though. They should have been buddies. But I'm just saying the Prime Minister of India, I don't know what the politics are there. But when Benjamin Netanyahu, when BB Netanyahu comes out and congratulates Joe Biden, I don't know. I mean, I know Biden's probably done stuff for Israel in the past.

Most these guys have. But, I mean, Trump's moving the guy. bad damn embassy to Israel. I mean, excuse me, Tel Aviv, right? That was a big deal. And, like, other stuff. I'm just saying, like, you know, they seem to be, you know, buddies or, you know, whatever.

So, I don't know. It just seems like a, it'd be a bold move now if he somehow tried to, I mean, he is trying, but, like, you know, I don't really see the end game. I mean, it, no one really, It's what everyone predicted, so it's not really surprising. He's probably, it's his way of saving face.

I don't know how this saves face, but, you know, in his mind, he's got to make a show of it. You know, we'll be fine, probably. I mean, if, you know, who's going to wreck him out if it has to happen? Secret Service? I mean, what if he makes himself the Treasury Secretary? because they're they're part of the treasury right can can the president make himself a cabinet leader or cabinet head because i mean i mean his ultimate he has to like keep firing people right like this thing like he can't just do it he has to fire someone and keep and he's not going to

because when i'm envision it's not to say secret service works for the treasury department and that's part of it so we can kind of you know just order them to shoot the who i don't know who else is the dc police whatever the capital police this is the worst case scenario i guess but i'm also envisioning trump just writing himself checks from the u.s. treasury i mean that would be a cool move or not cool he's after admired on some levels what i'm saying it's like you know the guy's a crook um yeah yeah they're all crooks but you know he's a certain kind of there's a certain you know he's just very open about like there's not a lot of

no he's not setting up fake wars to make money you know he's like look was cheney a crook of course he's also a genital maniac like to say Trump's a crook it's like like a lot of these guys were crooks

and genital maniac so stop fighting on the fact he's a crook I mean I still think Bush was worse than him um so yeah relax everyone's too testy with the like you none of them like you none of them want to help you okay

Biden is what I'll help you Trump is what to help you their interests might you know align with you more I don't know who's interest Trump look maybe people made money off for Trump I mean very rich people

and maybe you were some of the people who his jobs got back for looking you got these air conditioning jobs then they export other jobs I don't know what to tell you I'm just saying I'd like this you know

I envision him I'm not saying what happened writing checks to you know his own golf courses from a treasury just like and just cashing them we're just cashing him as cash writing getting checks from the like literally printing checks and um you know it was writing cat like the way you know someone you get a check this is cash on it pretty if i ever did it's a thing you can do i don't know if i've ever got one i guess you can write yourself a cash check is the whole thing right um where's it cashed the federal

reserve i don't know these are things they'll come up he should stop focusing i mean maybe that should be what he's doing now he should not be focusing on keeping the presidency he should be focused on losing the country's coffers i'm not google this question right here can my mouse there we go my head's a little big on the screen now look at this i need to develop a better setup so that like you can still see me when i'm googling like i moved a mic so i'm crunchy I want to know, can president name himself cabinet position? Does it make any sense? This is so dumb that no one's ever even asked it, apparently on Google.

Can he can, can president be on cabinet? Can the president be on? his own cabinet Okay, the United States Constitution is not explicitly established a cabinet The cabinet's role inferred From the language of the opinion clause Of the Constitution is to serve

As an advisory body to the president So maybe he can't I don't know I mean, first of all If that's the case, how are they You know, how are they? Because the cabinet can get together and like rule him on fit right in general the president or her so i don't know how um advisors can do that that seems

you know sketchy um i'm saying that shouldn't be able to but if they're just advisors about it's sketchy language is all i'm saying um but yeah i because that's a thing you have to have i guess he could find someone he can just make jerry kushner the treasury secretary don't do it together so maybe it's a technicality he'll find some yachts to do it I mean, the whole thing with the, I'm thinking back to like, he just calling me, but there's also, what was his name? Dean, John Dean, back in the Watergate, where they kept firing, he fired Archibald Cox, right?

Oh, no, John Dean was the whistle, I don't know, I forget how it worked, but he kept firing, they kept trying to fire people. This is the whole Saturday Night Massacre, with a Friday Night, it was a Saturday Night, Friday Night Massacre. It was a massacre, and by that, I mean, you know, Cabinet, you know, heads, I guess the Justice Department, we're getting axed you know they do this for me no all right and you're gone they kept firing people um which i guess kind of happened with combe too uh not not as grand of a of a setting i guess

but uh the point is he'll get some yachts to be the treasury secretary he'll write in the checks i mean it'd be cooler if don't trump was actually writing his own checks that's what makes it fun. If Jared Kushner does it, I don't know if it's this fun. I mean, I guess they have to be approved by the, that's the thing, they have to be approved by Congress, don't they? But he's got

Congress, they'll do it for him. Mitch McConnell will make them, you know, give Jared Kushner the job, and they'll just be writing checks to like, you know, they'll be buying stuff like Carnival Cruz, you know, vouchers. And they're not going to take a cruise now, but yeah, a year or two, they might.

And I, you know, buy a cruise and the Queen Mary something classy and gaudy um candelabras um just gold

de bloons what's a debloon that coin Krugorans I know Krugurans are a troy ounce of gold that's their gimmick they're a South African currency I believe

but uh their whole thing is like they're an actual ounce of gold so it's a I guess a good investment tool he'll probably buy the balloons old weird the balloons uh pirate gold um you know i'm just saying stuff like that buy a bunch of guns and just to have and you know platin plate and you know play the more gold just like that movie face off with you know nicholas cage is just you know he's got two gold guns and he's just

uh swapping faces with fucking john jrvolta it was fun it was exciting uh john wu american movies kind of suck but whatever you know let's be honest the Hong Kong movies were they're fine hard boy look when I was 17 I loved hard boiled I loved the killer um but you know they hold up to the raid was wire work I mean the raid had wirework too but you know it wasn't as goofy doves enough with the doves anyway um so I don't know maybe he names himself I mean he's already commander in chief does he start a war with where does he want his i mean i think he wants a moscow uh trump golf course right that was the thing they wanted to do but can he can he can he kind of just invade somewhere and lay down sod for a golf course these are things he should be

doing um i mean what does he even want to stay for you know you he likes building golf courses And I get it It's like playing Sim City in real life It's probably fun I don't know anything in the president He hasn't designed the bridge You know there's no there's no Trump bridge There's no Trump

National Park is there where he's designing cool shit He likes it he likes picking out pillows And uh playing with the you know The toilets before you know They go into service He has a shit in every toilet It's a thing he has Um

Things like that so I don't know why he's looking to stay just just get the assets out of the country and into the into the new golf courses I mean and look what's it gonna what's he going to take a couple billion you know 15 20 50 billion we spend that on one missile that's a little overstatement but yeah we spend a lot of money in the military if he ends up taking 50 billion we you know we're gonna start fucking losing our minds it is what it is I mean the guy the guy did a lot of stuff in office a lot weird stuff it's just the cost of doing business maybe i mean get it back i'm not saying don't try to get it back i'm not advocating for fraud i'm just saying you know we lost a lot of money in iraq too

and you know a lot of people gained money oh we lost five trillion and then where to go well in you know dick not don't check dick cheney's pocket he's he only ran out but what you think it went it went to 10 people uh we don't bitch about that so you're gonna begrudge don't trump in about 50 billion. Give the guy 50 billion. Go away quiet. Why don't just do that? Why doesn't Cheney just get in the phone and go, look, I'm not going to investigate because we don't need this, right? The country. It's not good for business. It's not good for anyone to have him hold up with a gun in the Oval Office, you know, ranting about, um, you know, voter fraud. I don't, you know, look, I get it. The Democrats, you know, stole, um,

Chicago in what 1960 there's a while ago I don't know if there's that look are the Clinton's corrupt yeah were the Bush is corrupt yeah okay I mean was Obama corrupt maybe I don't know if he was corrupt he definitely drone-struct a bunch of people he definitely was cozy with the you know the financial world um was he stealing money I don't know I know I know you know I know more history of the Bush family dying, you know, his dad especially, H.W. And the CIA. Obama, you know, look, I like the guy.

But he's, you know, is he dirty? He's dirty in the way. Look, everyone's going to be dirty. This guy, I was in some sociology class. And there was some guy we studied. We had this book. It was a small book. It was like a pamphlet.

It was like a 50-page book probably. Well, those books are getting college books. It's like $30, even though it's like 100 pages. It's a racket. but it was a plunk plinket or plunkett the guy from red leather media shout out those guys are fun uh plunk it

on tammany hall of tammany hall he was some guy who ran tammany hall uh if you remember gangs of new york you know the guy built a butcher was you know he's trying to control build a butcher and bull butchers like shut up i'll fucking stab you you motherfucker i got

meat a steak woo whew, whatever. You know, the chubby guy with the mustache, the politician dude. That was Tamini, or there was a guy in Tamini Hall. I forget. That might have been the original Tamini, dude. But I'm saying they ran New York for a long time. And this guy had, remember, his whole, the book starts out.

Like, literally the first page ever leave, the first sentence is him talking about, look, there's always going to be graft, which is the only way for, you know, stealing money. You know, it's always going to be graft, but I'm all about honest graft, right? you take something but you give it to the you also give to the people you know one for you one for me which is you know is that bullshit the guy probably you know raped 10,000 people and you know level the neighborhood for profit you know the guy the guy's writing a book is my point i'm taking his word for it but you know perhaps that was an eight dose of the time where it's like you know you give a little you get a little you know which is just the the greasing of the wheels

we were always cool with that um i wonder if that happens in like finland though. Are they just less corrupt? Are we just corrupt people? We might be. But whatever. That's the way it worked. Um, so I don't even know why I got on the subject of Tammy Hall. The Bushes, the Clinton. Also, Obama might, you know, honest grafts. I don't know. The point is he kept the quantum open. He kept the wars going to a large extent. I mean, he tried to stop. Who can keep track? I know there's a lot of, look, I'm going to make another, you know, statement about Pakistani. weddings getting blown up by drum strikes i just did i guess i'm just saying um it's less gaudy than uh the iraq war for instance which oh we lost five trillion oh oh it's fine

i like i just like obama what i'm gonna tell you i mean he's evil perhaps you're all evil i just have a hard time hating the guy remember that thing of him hang gliding or whatever he was doing you look fun three point shots people are getting them shit because he shot a three-point shot the other day like a couple weeks ago oh and someone's like oh he'd miss he makes that shot one every 30 he's like all right you make the shot ex you know where's your NBA business card the players get business cards is lebron james have a business oh i'm sure he had a business card but like you know does does jr smith have an nba business card like jr smith NBA player i don't know i don't think he does i don't think he gives

those out they might i mean maybe maybe he's not the kind of thing you you can buy on your own i've worked in places that you know you can order your own business cards what if i can use business cards anymore kind of weird traveling salesman has a bit like it's just it's just leaving your fingerprints everywhere i mean look doesn't matter does it matter am i committing crimes no but do i want to be you know someone takes your business card and they kill a hooker and then your finger your dna's there somehow your skin sucks you're fell off the card. This is the defense I'd be making.

Your Honor, I must have given this man a business card and he'd the killer and he he he murdered this hooker. I would never brother a hooker. It's, I've, you know, look, I've made the point before by serial killers. It's just not impressive, you know, and not because hookers can't look.

Maybe a hooker can fight back. Nevertheless, you know, they're not investigated. It's not about the prowess of the killing. the fact that you know no one's uh no one's looking so it's not really impressive it you got away with it um yeah so just Biden should just get on the phone with Trump offer him a bunch of gift certificates um some stock and luke oil perhaps ha ha i don't know um that's the ukrainian company that whatever you know have hunter Biden you know play his golf course to raise the profile of it, whatever.

Give him some facts. Just get them out of there. Maybe make him, maybe, look, make Trump a hospitality secretary. Give him a cab in the position. Make him in charge of the hotels of America. Let him save some face. He might go for that. There's a lot of people who would say, we shouldn't be negotiating with Trump.

piece of it's about just getting back to business and i don't mean the business of war you know that's that's a we hope that doesn't happen we hope i mean what what makes biden biden i don't know he used to be an aggressive guy like i said now he's brain dead it seems like he was singing uh i will raise you up on eagles wings i remember as church as a kid um i assumed there was some he's got some church thing like on the the campaign trail because Lucy had it on her phone and I'm like what is that like oh it's acceptance speech I mean he's singing I'll raise you up on eagle's wings in his acceptance it's not great um I mean yeah he's not like you know dressing anyone down he's not insulting

anyone but I mean he's not look Kamala's very good politician I called her from the beginning is she's good I watched the first debate I'm like she's good and now I've I mean, she's got, you know, do they give her any power? Maybe. I mean, Cheney got a bunch of power. I don't think Biden got that. I mean, Biden got some power under Obama, I guess. But I don't think, I mean, I think they kind of constrained the vice president.

Because Cheney was basically the president, at least, you know, defense. Or at the very least, he was the most powerful vice president, you know, in the history of the country, probably. I don't know if Biden qualifies that. I don't know what Pence was doing. Kamala should be I mean, you know At least when he dies Which is

I mean look Everyone's always gonna die next year These guys lived here They're 90 They do They like so many of them Jimmy Carter's still alive Jimmy Carter's like

How old is Jimmy Carter? We're gonna look this up My head's still in the frame You can't get mad at me Jimmy Carter Jesus is 96 He's still Building houses and shit

He's 96 He can't be out of it People go he builds houses There's no way he's swinging hammers He's 96 He's probably just like You know getting He's a liability

I mean He falls once And he's like costing like Someone a goddamn Their house He's costing them their house Um Or they're, like I'm saying, there's a budget to this organization.

So, like, maybe that person, so he goes to a job wherever, and he starts, like, you know, climbing a ladder. And he falls, like, off the first step and hits his head and starts bleeding out of his head. And, like, you know, the liability insurance and all that. I'm just saying the liability insurance premiums go up, just from that probably. And that might not cost that family their house.

So still build that house. But the budget goes down for that, you know, habitat for humanity. or whatever it is, and someone's losing a house. People are like, oh, Jimmy Carter's so great for Billy. He's probably costing a lot of people's houses by demanding to be front and center, Billy, you know, holding a hammer. He's just hitting his own hand with a hammer all the time.

He's great. Look, Jimmy Carter wasn't some saint. He was an aggressive dude. He let Zeebizzi, we talked about it a couple weeks ago, and probably last week, too. He let Brzezinski go, like that. town on Russia. They did the Afghanistan thing.

They started that. You know, you know, accelerated under Reagan, but they started that shit. They moved away from detente. And they started, you know, the whole Salt 2 treaty was very aggressive. I'm saying he wasn't taking shit from Russia. He sent the Navy SEAL, the Delta Force to go into Iran. Two helicopters crashed on the way there. So I'm just saying the guy wasn't a bitch.

It wasn't, you know, he wasn't. And I'm just saying, like, the idea that he's just some saintly guy who was too peaceful is not the angle. I'm not saying he's evil, but I'm just saying he's an alpha dude who just got fucked by circumstance. And maybe he could have done better in certain cases. But it wasn't for lack of aggression, is my point. So he's out there on the job site with a fucking saws all just fucking everything up, just screwing up the jobs. And no one. And if you talk to him, you don't look at Jimmy Carter.

You don't, you don't look at him. You don't really, like, when he's walking past you, you keep your conversation to a murmur. Or he will, he will, he'll, he'll fucking just start waving a saws all out. You go, and, like, he's a little weak now. So it's just like, that's even more scary because he's like, he can get it up over his chest and then, like, towards you. and he might just, like, drop it and just comes at you. I mean, he would, like, he's not, he's not a maniac in a sense that he would stab you those saws all, or, you know, for reciprocating saw, for, you know, for those technical people.

But, you know, uh, is it reciprocating? It doesn't matter. Yeah, I think I'm right. The point is he wouldn't do it on purpose, but he is reckless enough to, like, posture and weak enough that he won't be able to control it and it'll just go into your chest. Jimmy Car, they probably covered this up. I want to slander Jimmy Car. I'm not saying it's definitely true.

I'm just extrapolating with the knowledge that I have. Am I willingness to kind of, you know, point out he's an aggressive dude that he might have stamped people with sozzles and like, you know, for the greater good of habitat for humanity, it's, you know, we're just going to let it slide. Like, all right, look, I mean, they give you like a 10 grand stipend or something. Or they give you a McDonald's gift certificate.

Somewhere, or that's somewhere in between, maybe. I mean, those are, it has to be a big gift certificate, like at least a couple hundred bucks. Take your whole family, get Big Macs, quarter pounds of cheese, you know, shakes, McFurries, just the whole nine. I mean, Jimmy Carter has a deal with McDonald's where it's just like one time you show up as many people as you want. It could be, you could, if you bring dirty people, I mean, that's just what it is. You get whatever you want, but one order. You can't even go back. and go, hey, we forgot to order a pickle sandwich with a kid.

I'm sorry, pickle sandwich. I mean, they'll make it for Edward McDonald's. You can effectively order a pickle sandwich. It won't, not by name, but you just say, I want a hamburger with extra pickles, extra pickles, like a bunch of extra pickles. They'll do it for you. They're all sorts of, like, they had those, see, I work at the movie theater, and then those buttons were like, oh, dummy buttons, where you're like, you know,

there's no options. can't really customize it but McDonald's yeah here these dummy buttons where you go large strength large this but there's always modifier controls so you could do that when you first worked there you don't really know how but like you know the guy you say i don't know like i can't do that and the guy gets pissy and your manager comes over he wants me to make a pickle sandwich yeah we can do that and it's just going on crazy with the machine and you go i didn't know you can do this and he's like yeah shut up fat boy um and then i spill a whole bag of shake makes on the floor Um, whatever. It happened. Um, the point is, so you can't even order a pickle sandwich.

You, you get this one meal for as many people as you want. I mean, look, it has to be people who can fit in this in a restaurant. You can't bring 500 people and you're old, no, and you're handing them out like it's the, like it's the, like it's the seat or Saigon. No, you know, it's probably a maximum capacity. Whatever the fire marshal capacity is, minus the employees who work there, that's who it covers. And that's your payment. And then shut the fuck up. You never mentioned a Jimmy Carter stab you reciprocating a saw-as-all ever again. Or you'll be, you know, you'll see what happens.

Jimmy Carter will come back. He won't have a saw-as-all this time. I'll have a Schuzele. That's good, shoots-all. So whatever. A point is, why did I bring up Jimmy Carter? Oh, she's 96. And Joe Biden, let's look up Joe Biden's age.

Oh, Biden Man I think he's only like Why? Come on He is 77 So I mean

It's fine I'd rather have someone Building a house His number one up to 290 That was 290 What do you get? Do you got another state? I don't know what Trump's

I mean Trump's been at 214 Since like Tuesday I think you try to be open-minded but it's just you know come on just get him out of there give him a fucking have jimmy carter get him out of there have jimmy carter go and look i'm a corrupt guy i see people with saws all's all day i get where you come from donald but we need the country needs to move on um here's a gift certificate of mcdonald's you know it's like what they say in the in the cartels is pluto or plat uh i don't want to be you know gold or weapon, Pluto or Plata?

I remember from, like, Killing Pablo, that book. I'm butchering it, you know, the Spanish language, but it was like, yeah, basically you take the bribe or you take the bullet kind of thing. So he's got the saws all on one hand. You know, he's not going to come to, you know, Donald with McDonald's the interest. I mean, he gets McDonald's whenever he wants.

He'll have a sack of gold, you know, a couple million worth of gold. Just give it to the guy. give him a billion dollars what we doing just move this along i mean the amount of damage is going to happen if there's some kind of weird things it's going to cost the country a lot more money just move it all grease it will you get let him build the thing in moscow if he wants like this point like he got you you know i'm not saying we want condone bad behavior but you know he got in he plays game he did some stuff just get him out of there this whole country everything we do is

about business it's all about corporations anyway we go to war for corporations in guatemala we we overthrow for united fruit we you know BP you know be going to iran all these things i mean you know i'm at hawaii we took because uh was it the dole sugar company you know dole for the uh the pineapple but they were big into sugar was a domino i think it was dull even though you know but it was sugar i could be wrong it's one of those two point is everything happens because the court so like move it along give him a let him go hang gliding with obama let him fucking uh let him marry well i mean you can't do that you know i mean let him let him have two wives is a point give him a polygamy exception uh legal polygamy let him have a

compound in montana where i mean but no kids of course and no weird thing but you know i'm sure There's plenty of women who want to be a Trump wife. Let him do it. Let him start a cult. I don't know what does this whole. We're going to hold them in trial. I mean, he probably knows shit now. It's going to make everyone look bad.

I'm just saying, like, Saddam was a bad guy. Saddam was an evil guy. But they hung him because he knew shit, too. I mean, that's the only reason. But, you know, get this guy out of the fucking out of court. What are we doing? well, why don't, you know, just hang this guy. I'm not saying we should have.

I mean, but he probably had a few things to say about the CIA and what they told them to do and then not to do and to do. You know, I'm just saying, it's like, it's like, so with Trump, he probably has some shit to say. He probably, like, went through, and he probably knows who killed Kennedy now. Why is he, like, didn't he, like, say he was going to do that? He never did. We released some bullshit.

I mean, if he'd done that, you know, I'm just saying. Like, it would have made people. you know when if you're going to go to the conspiracy route with the Q and notch it go go full nine you know release CIA documents you know let Snowden back in the country you know if he gotten Snowden in if he gotten uh Julian Assangeantia like why wouldn't he get Julian Assangean what does he give a shit he was a shit at national security don't give me that I mean I'm not saying he's going to like bomb his own country but I mean like why he should have gotten Julian Assangeonjian he'd

just like pardon julian asange i mean it's not isn't his wheelhouse to do stuff like that maybe not but you know but that would have been a move where you go oh look you mean at least he's doing you could have separated yourself you could have made yourself like you know kind of a i don't know what you call it you know an advocate for whistle blowing i don't know the fuck you know blow my whistle make that your campaign slogan blow my fucking whistle and then you know julian sange is on your left and you know edward ston's on your right and you know edward's on your right and And you're holding their hands out. They'll come.

Get Chelsea Manning. If I can get her there too. I mean, look, no one wants to be a political puppet. But, I mean, if the guy's going to pardon them, they'll probably go for it. I mean, who wants to stay in solitary confinement for four more years? I'm not going to blame Chelsea Manning if she let Trump use her as a puppet. I think they wanted her to talk, and she didn't. And she went back to jail.

So, you know, she has integrity. I'm not, you know, that's good. but you know she shouldn't have to have integrity is my point just let her go um and what's that going to cost Trump who gives a shit uh I don't know it's a strange set of things to do

um whatever I mean you could also the COVID thing maybe Joe Biden should just uh maybe it'll be a co-presidency maybe we'll just kind of sit around baking cookies and, you know, plod more like Joe Biden

to the war, Donald Trump will just again, build hotel. Let him build a new White House. Let him do that. Hey, why don't you, we'll let you be president in 2024 and you trick him into not being president later. But you say, we'll let you build a new White House. And like, you just, because the White House

kind of, he's probably right. He's probably kind of shitty. He was built in any, you've ever been inside an old building. I've been in like buildings that were like houses that were built in the turn of the century. Yeah, they're creakety and they're like, they're nice, but they're also like, I don't want to live here. I cleaned a mansion once from the 1800s and it was like in Long Island for a Chinese roller coaster billionaire. Um, I'm saying, I wouldn't, it was very stuffy in the sense of like the, this weird carpet on the walls or like wallpaper, but it just seemed like fabricy. It didn't seem.

inviting. So I'm just saying the White House probably does kind of suck. Let him build a new White House. Or we just, you know, who knows we pulls out of his pocket? I'm just saying the guy's a scrappy guy. The guy knows how they're a wiggling squirm.

I don't know. What else is going on? Is there anything else going on? Alex Rebek is dead. That's sad. I like, me and lucy watch a lot of jeopardy i'm pretty good at jeopardy jeopardy i'm pretty good at jeopardy what the fuck is wrong with me um yeah because rebecca was tremendous i mean kind of a prick

in a good way where he was just like because these people on jeopardy even like the attractive people who are kind of like oh this is this woman kind of attractive which kind of cute or this guy's not the typical nerd they're always nerds i mean and i just of course you know stuff but they're just kind of weirdly like antisocial maniacs who like collect hair and they want to tell you about how they collect hair like every story they have is and the guy and that's the problem too it's like you know these people will be on for 15 days in a row and like you know he has to have a little story every time you know after the first commercial break like oh so you want to say an ice cream cone and it dripped all over your pants and everyone thought it was come I mean that's

no one's ever done that I would have done that I would have said like everyone thought it was a substance if you know what I mean it was an ice cream people thought I got a little excited about the ice cream if you know what I'm saying I don't know what you're saying I thought I came in my pants like a dirty dog and

they would scrap the episode there I do pretty well the buzzing mechanism is a little tricky right they say it's a little hard to time the buzzing but it's a moot point the guy's dead I miss them

I don't miss them I mean I actually watch the show and now there might not be Jeopardy anymore I mean who's going to host that now I mean Bob Barker was replaced by Drew Carey so I guess it's possible that guy was pretty iconic so who is the Drew Carey now

Rob Schneider could Rob Schneider be the new host of Jeopardy that would be pretty bad um who else who was on a show for a while there's the guy let's think what was the big show there's maybe the nerd from uh how i met your mother no the other one the bag the the bang boy theory the gang bank theory big bank big bank theory uh one of those nerds yeah yeah the third nerd the one who was like really pervy i think i never watch a show

I still, like, one, the first episode, I think once. I was like, this is terrific. But he was also in that Cullen Brothers movie. He played a rabbi. He could be a Jeopardy guy. I got, I mean, you know, I'm saying to be good. But, you know, get one of those guys, get, uh, oh, get Randy Quaid. That would be amazing.

There's a maniac Randy Quaid, just fucking that weird woman in videos. Now he's host of Jeopardy, just, you know, does know anything. He's barely, like, he's got double vision all the time. He can barely read the answers But he's still acting smugged like Trebek would Like Trebek always acted like he knew the answers But like you know, whatever But like

But you kind of maybe he did Maybe he's maybe they recycle them Or you look at Sting of Jeopardy It's kind of all like It's a lot of the time It's just whatever you Whatever like the most likely answer would be Is what it was

Like who, you know Who was this guy who did sonnets? Well I know Shakespeare did sonnet so it's probably Shakespeare Well he he he wrote the sonnet that said blah blah blah Euripides and bullshit I don't know what that means but sonnet, Shakespeare, that's all it is

that's most of Jeopardy Um So is that He's dead Maybe get a Who else Who else could we get Can we get fucking

Old Michael Richards I mean is he paid his dues enough Can Michael Richards be the the new host of Jeopardy? That would be insane. Because, you know, it'd be amazing at the first episode. He just does it again. I'm going to repeat it, but you know what I'm saying.

John Stewart. Just let John Stewart do something fun. He's, you know, we don't need more politics. We've got your politics. Do Jeopardy. I could host Jeopardy. I'll carry a gun for no, you know, will I waive the contestants? Sure.

Will it be loaded? yeah um will the safety be off sometimes i'm not going to shoot them though all right i'm not an idiot i'm not a moron i'm not going to shoot contestants i mean insane um i guess if it did go off and i had the safety off they'd charge me with you know at least manslaughter so for my own benefit maybe i'll leave them you know safety on but i didn't know i wouldn't shoot anybody it's just you know but it's just you're not really waving a gun if it was safeties off or on you know i mean safety's on you're really waving a gun on someone or you're just playing games don't uh point guns of people i guess i guess i should put that disclaimer out there

don't point guns of people don't um with the safety off i'm just say if i did and i was the host of jeopardy everything would be fine there's not an endorsement of you doing something right i know myself um what else is i mean if i go to the news is there anything else besides let's see Google news Google Trump continues to defile election results

and world and some in GOP can then you move on oh Jared Kushner Melania Trump advised Trump to accept the election loss I hope he leaves them I hope he fucking

disenfranchises Jared Kushner I mean I might say I'll be stays I just hope in the process he deforses Melania um he stopped stops being um i don't know how you stop being someone's father-in-law but it'd be funny if the whole thing fell apart and like it was just him and baron i mean it'd be funny if it was just him and baron like remember which uh problem child where was john ritter and that when that creepy kid and they were

uh in the beginning of traveling the country eating the fast food places and drinking pepto bisball that could be him and baron that can be great why don't just do that uh make a show out of that make a reality show with him and baron where he's just raised him it's called my womb is bearing my womb is barren not bearing my womb is barren

um yeah does he have a womb no but you get the idea trump adult sons push ahead and fight those two are fucking I mean the junior one used to be a decent looking guy I feel but now he's kind of looks like a weird psychopath and Eric you know

it's hacked to even bring up how weird Eric looks Dave Chappelle doesn't think America is saved Well, he's not a moron, that's why Johnny Depp loses liable case over a son, wife-beater claim This is all Why the global economy is recovering faster It loses Amber Head, wifebeater It's not, you know

Didn't give a hundred dozen No, Fair Fact, officials of Virginia didn't give 100,000 Trump votes to Biden I don't know This news is all very one-size, or not one-sided, just one-dimensional. It's all about the, you know. Oh, that's identified third-star of team with Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving. Blockbuster trade that would shake up.

Who is this? Who is it? New Orleans Pelicans released news concerning Drew. Oh, Drew Holly has come to the Nets? That could be good. I don't know how many of you are basketball people, but, I mean, I hate, look, do I hate Kyrie Irving? Whatever the appropriate thing to feel about Kyrie Irving is how I feel.

more Kevin Durant You know do I hate them as men No I mean but like you know It's sports In the context of sports So I'm not Kevin Durant fan I'm not a Kyrie Urban fan The guy's kind of a

I mean to call him a punk Seems weird because you know He beat the shit out of me Easily Not I mean Effortlessly Effortlessly Just emasculate me

And hold my life in his hands But you know In the context of him versus LeBron You know Whatever I'm just saying I'm a fan of the Nets. I used to like Nets. It would be, I mean, I don't have some fetish about Kyrie Irving beating the shit out.

I mean, I'm just saying, like, I feel, people have very loose lips about, like, sports people. And, like, they would just be, you know, they would just be bludgeoned, free for all. So, but, yeah, but I'm not Kyrie Irving guy. And I'm not Kevin Durant guy, but I like Drew Holiday. So he might be coming to the Nets. And that's fun. I don't think Drew Hallie could beat me up I don't think he would

He's like a nice guy I know nothing about him I just have a good feeling If I go to a game And I'm like Hey you suck He would just be like Well that's your opinion

Fatty He would just It wouldn't just be nice Be like That's your opinion Fat guy But he wouldn't like storm the bench I feel like Kevin Durant would

And start beating me with a burner phone He's very famous for having Burner phones And you know Going back at people both for shitting on them on Twitter. So, uh,

I don't know. Things are looking up for, you know, my Brooklyn fandom, I guess. I mean, I, in theory I'm a Knicks fan,

I guess, but I mean, this is, look, the Knicks are like, they're like America in 25 years. They're just, they're just done.

There's nothing, you got, you got, I mean, what's his name? Uh, Dolan. Bad, there's bad leadership.

Bad owners. They'll never be good. And if they are good, I don't know to tell you. Hopefully. I'm not shitting on the Knicks. I don't know football. I'd love to be quoting football stats to you, give you the line.

It was too late for that anyway, probably. But telling you we have to bet and how to make money. Maybe next week I'll do that. Maybe next week I'll get into football betting. I'm just looking at the camera now. My angles all. It's kind of a fun angle. I feel like a cat.

If you're listening at home, I'm sorry. But I'm looking at the camera because I'm kind of leaned forward. and I feel like I'm a cat when you open your eyes and a cat's standing over you very dynamic moving um the lighting seems nice too

I should really remember these settings um yeah so look um my way we'll get the country going we'll probably do some bullshit and uh

in the middle of December we'll still be trying to figure this out just give the guy a new golf course let him play look at your cat I mean, come on Let's just give the guy See, look, it's a retirement plan I'm not saying pardon the dude

I'm just saying give him a golf course And then yeah, prosecute him if you want But like give him the golf course is like You can take it back if you win But give him that, you know, give him something Listen to me or don't I mean, I've been right the whole time I feel like And no one's listening to me

I was right about Biden I was, you know, I was right about everything I'm just, you know, I call it everything correctly so i mean i was right about the lakers the lakers won i said they would win so you know don't listen to me at your own peril i guess uh whatever i so we'll wrap this up it's been fun um we'll come back you know did i mention the gap toot they ripped the tooth out of my head uh it's really bugging whatever don't worry about it but uh dad i don't get a new toot put in um

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