Kump - 6 - Please Don't Steal My Garbage, Cincinnati Benjamin
Episode Date: February 11, 2019Ray discusses his recent struggles with food poisoning, a disgruntled fan making strange threats, the chaos in Virginia, and more. ...
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Hello, thank you for tuning in the Kump.
It's a delayed episode, of course.
It was sick on the journal week.
I had eaten a giant, I think it was the giant.
gyro. I had a gyro for a street vendor. It did not sit well, and I just thought it was
a adjutant at first, and then it turned into, I guess, what do you call that, food poisoning
or stomach virus? You never know. You always assume it's the thing you ate, but it could also
be a stomach virus that you get. So you don't want to blame the gyro guy. That being said,
just not the most enthusiastic gyro, man. It's not about, you know, like he seems like a clean
guy. Like, he seems like he washes his hands. Although I don't know.
where you wash your hands in the cart but I guess they have a thing but uh he just seems
kind of bored and tired and uh you know I can't go up to him be like hey like did anyone
else start you know get a little like shit the turn a little week what you call it when you
almost shit your pants and then the water starts rushing I can't tell him about that and be
like hey like that gyro taste is fine but you know anyone else complain that their asshole was
puckering and then they got sick um I guess it could was he going to do report me to uh
some kind of the police
I mean
I guess
I mean he's got
he's probably
I should be more sympathetic
anyway
because I've got my own
harassment situation going
I'm not the kind of guy
who complains
about this
but I think it's fine
but the Cincinnati Benjamin
character
if you follow my Instagram
we probably
I've seen some of the things
he's tweeted at me
it's all in fun
I thought it was
you know the first thing
it was a few months ago
and he said something
the effect of like
hey like you have a big fan
and he wanted to know if, like, I photographed his mother in the morgue when she died a few years ago.
Well, if the guy is from Cincinnati, I don't know why he, does he know how these things work?
Does not one work for the country?
But, yeah, I just ignored that.
I mean, a screenshot.
And I guess he sees that.
So maybe that maybe this is part of why he's gotten more escalating because, you know, I guess I should have responded and be like, hey, you know, no, I probably didn't photograph your dead mother.
what was her name
you realize how many fucking people
I photographed in the morgue over the years
just thousands of old people
and younger people
just heart shit
liver shit
drunk shit
some gang hits by a training
you got put them back together
fat people skinny people
I mean it's just like
it's a litany I could never remember
it all
there's ones to stand out
particularly grotesque ones
you know
things that smelled particularly bad
you know cancerous uteruses that's one of the worst things is cancer's uterus with the tumor
had those hair it wasn't the thing i had the hair and the teeth in it like you you hear about
like a sometimes you hear about tumors that have like an entire person's like what would have been
your brother your twin brother but kind of just like became a tumor inside you that that wasn't it
was just hair and pus and it smelled terrible um so anyway so you know and then i guess a month
ago when the podcast started he sent me some chiding email about not being on iTunes yet you know it's
fine I mean everyone people bust balls and this fucking shit it's fine and then uh the other day
a screen kept another one where he was uh just give me shit because the podcast was late so yeah
I appreciate you guys uh being patient and I'm sorry it wasn't there at time that's all fucking
fine and the thing is today he sends me one and he deletes it right away I I went and saw it
and I went to screen grab it but then like it backed that the thing of the same
phone it's like you have to hit those two of the home button and like the side button the same time
and that's the screen capture but my like my case is all fucking fucked up so like sometimes you go
to do it and like the button doesn't grab just go back to the home screen so i lost it and by
time i gone back he'd already delete it so he must have known it was weird but at some of the
effect that he wanted to come to my like come to my house and look through my garbage and steal my tax
return which is like if he hadn't deleted it it wouldn't even be that disturbing but uh
I don't know like
go through my garbage if you want
like what do you think I'm throwing out my tax returns
like
the levels of complexity of weirdness
this guy
that's kind of what like
this guy's not all right
he's not there
I mean I'm still not that afraid
I mean
there's people who should be afraid
when you're a small woman on social media
and like guys are threatening
to rape you and shit
like all that shit I feel for that
like you know don't go threatening people online
don't go doing that
especially women
it's just be a person
but I've always been like if someone's gonna send me a death threat
it's like ah you know it's these people do this online
I'm like you can't but it's if there was a death rate
it'd be more comfortable but it's like I'm gonna steal your tax return
from your garbage
I
I mean I don't know if it's just because like you know
to Cincinnati Benjamin if you're out there
uh yeah I don't even know I really don't know who you are
so I have nothing against you if it's gonna screencapped your things
I thought you'd like that
you know please don't go through my garbage
please not because it would just be weird for my landlord
because he probably you know the guy would see him and he'd be like
what you do and like oh come you say something like that
and they would just look weird
I don't need some fucking guy making a situation
in my place I've rent an apartment
I mean this guy
I give a lot of my personal self
as you people I trust you with it
but you know Cincinnati Benjamin
let's call a truce
We don't need to
Just don't go to my garbage
Anyway
Let's move on
Last week we talked about
I launched my new
Series of merchandise
I'm a wine princess
Merchandise
Azerbaijan was not done
I'm remembering that now
I did not do any
Azerbaijan merchandise
Which was my other catchphrase
But really I mean
Most of my eggs were in the
I'm a wine princess bitch basket
it i thought that was a
you know not just a
podcast merch thing but you were
ubiquitously
uh
marketable
product line
I mean honestly
I mean I know it's it's
of course it's ironic and catchy
we don't know that
but you don't think that like that could
like sell in Long Island malls
of course it could
I'm an idiot
like this is not just I know it's silly
and it's weird and it's not
what you would think of as my brand
but like that could be
a thing that like you know
becomes bigger than the podcast and therefore gets people to know what the podcast is and
you know telling their neighbors and their mailman like hey check out this cum guy he's got
these great fucking t-shirts about wine and being a bitch and you know you're spraying
around and uh today i have sold none none of you have bought this people have expressed
the fact they wanted to uh get these mugs get these shirts they're on the the store the store's
the link in my social media accounts
no one bought them
if anyone did buy them please contact me
let me know because the storefront's showing me no sales
which I get I mean look
I gotta go back to the drawing board
I'm not blaming you guys but
this was a misread I really thought
I could have had an army of
weird fat kids just wearing I'm a wine
princess bitch t-shirts
it would have been like the new amicoder
or not amicoder what's these fucking
memes I'm not a meme guy I'm not one of these
I could have been.
I'm in that age.
Someone made a point about the age bracket I'm in,
like, born in the early 80s,
where it's like,
you're old enough to, like,
have seen the kind of computer
internet revolution to happen,
but like young enough,
young enough to see it happen,
but old enough to, like,
remember things that were before it.
And,
but I know plenty of people my age
who jump heads first
into the memes and the meme culture
and these acronyms
that people throw around
and his influencer shit.
And I just,
I feel like I'm,
I'm being a Luddite
and in the fact
I'm standing
kind of on the cliff
looking down
why are we giving
ourselves up to this?
Why am I
the FOMO shit
and these fucking people
who like complain
about the
people complain about
fuck Jerry
just stuff
I can't even relate
to anyone who would follow this
like I've said before
any other podcast
is like
I don't need porn
from Instagram
it's not even good porn
these women are like
gay and sexy
whatever
I watched that Hulu
Fire documentary
I mean, I was just happy that everyone got fucked over.
I mean, everyone got fucking over.
I didn't give a shit.
Who gives a fuck?
I mean, the investors got fucked over.
Well, you should have done more due diligence.
I mean, if you're not familiar, the fire doc is this fucking, the fire festival was this festival that I guess the, all of these, like, social media influencers got, like, probably tricked into.
I think the fuck Jerry guys, like, went head first into it.
And, uh, some of the other ones might have got more, like, you know, duped into, like, being a part of it.
And it was just a, it kind of a couple years ago, it was like a luxurious, like, new Coachella or whatever.
And, like, you know, these rich kids showed up at the island and they had no food and, like, it was FEMA tents.
And, like, there was, like, a monsoon weather.
And, like, everyone was happy about it.
And, uh, why wouldn't you be?
People are going to be happy when rich people get fucked over.
Like, they're acting, like, in the dark, like, they're not too harsh on that.
But they're kind of like, oh, well, it's not just rich.
It is just rich kid.
If you're not a rich kid and you're doing that, it's even crazier.
Look, if you have the disposable income up the ass
And you spend 10 grand to go with some fucking island
Because you think you're gonna fucking fuck some model
I don't understand
If you have 10 grand to spend
Stay in New York
You can get a girl that hot to fuck you
Just like this pro that's a lot of money for a prostitute
You could do that
That's not like a fucking
You know what's wrong with you
We're gonna go some fucking islands
Because there's some influencer girl
Who like you know
Pretends to be drinking you know
All the time
but she's really...
I mean, look, these women have these asses
they're sculpted and the zero body fat.
What, you think they're clubbing every night?
No, they're fucking working out all the time
and being disciplined.
They're making money.
And I'm sure they have their, you know,
they're off days where they have a fucking drinker.
But I doubt they're getting trashed all the time
and then sculpting their assholes.
You know, I don't know what kind of asshole exercises they do,
but they seem very thorough.
They seem to, you know, have assholes that you didn't even see ever 30 years ago.
they're paving the asshole landscape
and so
just you go get a hooker
like a high clagely
Elliot Spitzer type hooker
and like give her five drink
give her 10 grand
whatever 10 grand will get you a fucking really
expensive hooker that's like that's not some shitty
you know lazy
whatever you mean I don't know where you go anymore
they should a lot of those sites down I think
but uh I don't like I don't understand what you thought
you thought you're going to hang out
with like you know
Kendall Jenner
Or fuck Jerry
Why would you want to
I don't even want me people
Who I respect
Who are famous
You know
I thought I saw Ozzy Oswald one the other day at work
And I fucking do like
Half a double take
It's just like
Reflexively
And people told me it was
And people told me he's in the hospital
I'm pretty sure I saw him though
But whatever
He seems to like
When I almost did a double take
He seems to be like
Yeah
I don't want to talk to anyway
Fuck off
But he didn't want, like, oh, you recognize me.
But I didn't even give him the credit.
And, like, you know, I like the guy.
I mean, I'm not a huge fan of Sabbath.
But, you know, but, like, I'm going to fucking talk to some idiot who fucking posts.
I mean, do they steal from comics?
I mean, that's the least problematic thing he's doing.
I know I shouldn't be saying that.
Yeah, he's stealing content.
It's more about the fact that content has become this disposable fucking stream of consciousness.
And the fact that you even acknowledge these people exist.
it's the same way like don't ever say fake news don't ever use these terms like
they're talking about fomo the fear of missing out like don't allow these things to become
like why are you allowing people to make up ideas for you and then you accept it and go
this is the thing i believe now like no this is just be a cramudgeon be a dick don't accept
like you don't have to accept that you know this this fucking yeah Kendall Jen has a hundred
million followers i think it was said we're close to it so
She's got to influence with a Kylie Jenner.
I don't even know.
Who gives a shit?
I think it's Kendall.
They're all like, you know, Armenian, right?
I don't know that matters, but they're probably the most successful Armenians that are heard of.
Good for them.
But, you know, like, I'm not going to stop them from influencing people.
They're going to have an impact, but, like, just don't be a part of it.
This is not something that, like, you don't like advertising.
Don't look at advertising.
As simple as that.
I mean, it doesn't solve the larger picture, but nothing does.
I mean, you can, you want to go preach to people about, I mean, I guess it's what I'm doing,
is preaching people about influencers, but it's like, I mean, who are these guys, Aaron Paul?
I remember there was something in the old podcast where I was supposed to join some Fuck Force 10
or something like that, whether they were called, you know, I don't know who these people are.
They're fucking psychopaths.
There's a lot of great guys on YouTube.
This guy, Lindy Beach, for instance, I watch his stuff sometimes.
He just talks about medieval armor and whether, like, like, swords are better than shields.
Apparently, I'm not swords.
Spears are better than swords, and they were apparently.
Like, things like, it's interesting shit out there.
There's guys who do, like, just really weird minutia about, you know, like, little pockets of history.
And you're going to, like, what, look, listen to fucking Aaron Brown and talk about, like, pissing on some Japanese corpse.
Like, just, it's your fault.
You allow it to exist.
You can just unclick it.
So, you know.
Please, uh, use, uh, use,
my vodka. I've got a new vodka coming out as my point. It's called chunk vodka. It's
a vodka that I'm trying to connect with my brand. I'm kidding. No, but like I do have to do so.
I think it's going to do a Patreon as far as like the commercial aspect. I would like to do some
kind of branding, co-opting thing to fund this. I'm trying to create a, you know, a next,
what you call it a late stage capitalist financing of this podcast you know what i mean i don't want
this to be i want i want the financing to be uh the installation art of you know this is the
warhol like this is uh that that's going to be the gimmick you know it's just going to we're
people going to like oh look at this pot these me on like news 12 long island or or like fucking
you know with some stupid local fox news affiliate they're going to do some story about me
look at this guy financed his podcast with um i don't
I don't know, recyclable plants, or, like, by making candles, or, like, we're going to, like, maybe I'll be the first green podcast.
Like, these are ideas, uh, they're bullshit ideas, but I, I feel like I'm onto something, and you guys are, and you guys are part of it now.
You're, you're, you're, like, in a year, we're going to look back and go, oh, this is all, like, the pre, like, uh, this, these are the episodes before he figured out how to, like, you know, literally use cow shit, like, you know, to create wind turbines that, like, make the podcast.
podcast, I don't know.
See, I'm not, anyone who has, like, a science background and knows anything about green
technology that we can possibly do with the podcast, let me know.
But for now, it's going to do a Patreon, I think.
So the link will be in my Instagram and Twitter feed.
You can see it.
It'll probably just be, like, Kump, I'll set one up.
And you get done it.
Eventually we'll do tier systems, I guess.
I'll be able to do, like, a second episode, or I am kind of looking into doing some video
stuff too. Whatever. We'll figure it out. If you want to support the show,
that'd be appreciated. If not, I'm not going to shake you down to now. We're still
figuring things out. So I'm not like, you know, this is what it is. It's been
a, a lot of race stuff this week has happened. Like,
like, I mean, first of the Virginia thing is just out of control. It's been going on
for about a week now. If you haven't heard about it, I don't know where the hell you've
been. The fucking governor of Virginia
It came out, this yearbook picture came out of his yearbook page from medical school,
which I didn't even know medical schools had yearbooks.
It's like when you're, I was pictured in medical school.
By the time you got there, you're working your ass off.
I didn't think you even talk to the other doctors.
I guess that's not realistic.
I have very, just a view of the world that includes having no friends.
But I just, it seemed weird that you wouldn't be past the whole yearbook thing.
And the yearbooks are weird.
Like these weird yearbooks that obviously
I get, it turns out you get half a page
And you basically give the yearbook guide
The guy running the yearbook like the photos you want to use
And
You do it, I guess like a little loose leaf paper
Like you know, lay out
Like yeah put this picture here
Put that picture there
And this guy's pick
He had it on his fucking yearbook
He's got him building a Mustang or some shit
And then he's got some other picture of him
Just you know being
Looking like a semi-rich or you know
A privileged kid
And it maybe was maybe one
wasn't I'm
he looked like a douche um
and a couple other things maybe and then like a picture
of I guess what what looks like a Halloween party you would hope you would
fucking hope a Halloween party uh with a guy wearing minstrel blackface uh like a hobo
minstrel blackface costume and uh a clan costume um prominently featured like
just four or five pictures and this is one of them um it's not like some tiny
little thing it doesn't matter but i'm just saying this is not even and immediately he comes out
and apologizes for it for wearing the costume whatever it seems he's going to resign then he comes
out almost immediately maybe the next morning or that wasn't me uh in the picture um i actually was
thinking about another time when i was uh wearing uh some black uh face to uh book myself like
Michael Jackson to win some dance contest
But that picture in the yearbook wasn't me
I don't know who it is
First of all
What you're in med school
And you're doing a dance
Is this fucking happy days
What dance contest
Is it some fucking sock hop thing
Where you dress like Michael Jackson
You can't sit down
Or else you lose the bar
Why is no one addressing that?
Why is no one talking about
Why this fucking scumbag
Is in a dance contest
to be med school takes a lot of time
like you you have to respect doctors
at a certain extent there might be bad doctors
out there but like they go to four
years of fucking college regular
undergrad and they go four years of med
school all the while they're finding
they're interning or maybe they aren't but then
they go to the fucking four years of residency
and attending
it's all it's a decade
more than a decade of school
and I'm not saying you can't have fun
but I'd like to know
what the percentage is of
doctors in med school who have made the time to wear blackface to go to danceoffs to fucking
to do some moonwalk uh for charity or what was he i'm not even giving the credit there was for charity
what is this goon doing that's never been addressed um and like a sidebar here's the thing
because this is also going to come up in a couple excuse me other times in this uh discussion um
look blackface is one of the most viscerally horrific am i exaggerating like
really it's not just oh we know it's wrong when you look at what blackface is when you
learn what it is and you watch it and you look at it um and you realize what they're doing
the the complete the way the dehumanizing uh effort on it it's not it's not even just the effect
I mean, it is a grotesque characterization of a race, and it's the inclination also.
When you look at it, you realize that the purpose of this is to, like, create a sense of lower castness of, of, like, subhumanness to a race, to a people, to propagandize people towards it.
I mean, you can't, there's no argument to be made that this was some organic comedic.
I don't even know if people do do that, but, like, I'm sure there's some southern idiots who might argue, well, this is a tradition.
It just, it was a comedy thing, and a bit worked.
I don't know.
It seems pretty clear, undeniable, that it's a, it was a force of propaganda, and to kind of, like, almost encourage the youth, the young people, and just the consuming class of people in the South.
I guess North also, you know, just to create a sense of, like, of subhumanness, of subcharacterness, of like, and, you know, there's something just, especially, like, if you had done this to people and not had slavery, you know, it would still be like, oh, it's disgusting in why you're doing this.
but like realizing if these people
like this is being done
in a time where people are like you know being
like owned and then work to death
I get
I think it's still like it happened during slavery
even if it didn't but I'm saying like
even if it started during restoration
like I'm not sure exactly when Blackface started
I think it started during slavery
but even if it started afterwards like
at a time when people are being subjugated
when you're being
not allowed to really on property
and not allowed to really vote
when it's a law
when forces are doing everything is possible to like keep these people from
uh being you know full assistance even after you know constitutional amendments are done
and then to have this like on top of it it's it's it goes hand in hand so it's gross now
there's the other thing there's a thing that like you know people i don't look and when if you do
it is michael jackson if your purpose is to go i'm going to do michael jackson and i'm going to
fucking like, you know, just, just to look like
Michael Jackson. I'm not, I didn't know about
the blackface thing, but you're saying
I was aware of the history.
That's what you're claiming.
In some cases,
look, I'm, it's still wrong.
It still should not be allowed, of course.
I mean, what's her name?
Megan, uh,
from Fox News and making whatever, you know,
the, Megan Kelly.
She got, she got fired from, you know,
the today show because she basically said, I don't understand why
this is a problem. You know, they just want
look like the people they like, you know,
when they dress them like a black person for Halloween.
I mean, to say you don't know why it's a problem.
You can argue, perhaps, that in some cases,
maybe this guy didn't have racist intent.
Yeah, because I think if you didn't know about blackface,
like, it's possible that, you know, you would do this.
You probably knew it wasn't something you were supposed to do.
Maybe like, hey, well, it's just kind of bad taste,
but I'll be the edgy guy.
It's possible that those situations occur.
I think most of the time when you see,
seen them come up in the news when those guys would claim that it's these weird douchey frack
guys it's kind of it's usually these douchey fucking or these like you know sorority things and
these it screams of his entitlement and just like we know we're doing something bad and
fuck you we don't care kind of vibe so you i call bullshit a lot of it but it's possible you know
my point is with the governor saying this is it possible that that jackson thing wasn't
intentionally racist. Yeah, I guess, but like, I don't understand why they even matter.
You have, even if it's not you, you have a picture of a guy in a clan outfit and also, not just
not a guy in a Michael Jackson outfit, but obviously a stereotypical minstrel blackface on your
medical school yearbook page. Who can't, like, you have volunteered as Michael Jackson's story.
Why is this here? Like, were you dressing up in blackface so often?
that you just when you saw that picture you went oh this is me and you gave it to the guy
i put in your book oh this is uh and you realized later oh i'm so that was uh that was just
bob and timmy uh my best friends uh i wasn't able to go to that party because uh i was busy
you know fundraising some you know anti-abortion fucking rally to hurt women or whatever he was doing
um i don't i guess he's a democrat i mean boy is it doesn't matter like you know
And look, if you had, I mean, I think he made some kind of claim.
Because, look, it's been a week now.
People are calling him for to resign.
He's not doing it.
The idea, I mean, he's come out in the paper.
You just have some article in the times.
And he's basically saying, I'm going to, I've always new programs for black people.
We're going to make the best of it.
These programs aren't you?
Like, oh, we're going to fix Medicaid and this and that.
I mean, if it even gets done, it's kind of like, I guess it's good.
But here's the thing.
It's like, should something you do 30 years ago have an effect on whether you stay in the office, should, like, should people, like, you know, I mean, of course, people can vote you out next time, but, like, should people, like, be able to effectively, um, just kind of call for your resignation and kind of real, I'm not saying he's being railroad, but quote, quote, railroad, I mean, here's a deal. Like, he hasn't even really conveyed. He said, like, oh, I think he made some point. Like, I wasn't really aware of how bad.
bad it was if that was the case though if you were a guy who fucking they didn't know what blackface was
and then you know you when you were as michael jackson thing and then you fucking later on you found
out you you found out what blackface was and then you were confronted about it you know look
this is a time like you you you have an answer you'd be like all right look this looks bad i
understand i didn't know what it was and and then you tell the story how you found because
i didn't look when i was in high school i didn't know what it was
I don't think in college. I really knew what it was.
They didn't really seem to teach you that well.
I figured other people, too. They really didn't, if they covered it, they didn't really show it.
Maybe you saw one picture. It didn't really get the vibe across.
I don't remember. I was saying, but, you know, I think it's possible you didn't learn it.
But you'd remember, and you'd have this sense of like, oh, my God, how did I do that?
Not like, it was fun. I was moonwalking. I guess it was offensive back in it.
I mean
This guy
It's just not plausible
I mean
They're also like
They're bringing up stuff
That's in the year
But other offensive stuff
Which I think is kind of like
This guy wearing a sombrero
In one of the pictures
Which is like
Yeah I guess that's cultural appropriation
I mean
A can we not
Stop
Can we stop pretending
That's not different
Than Blackface
Like black face
Like black face is incredibly
I mean yeah
I mean you can argue
Like the portrayal
Of Mexican Americans
Or Mexicans
Well, like, you know, in our culture is stereotypical and hurtful, but, like, not to the extent that, like, you know, we weren't enslaving them.
It wasn't, like, creating a sub-human race.
Yeah, now we're putting, Trump's putting people in cages, so it seems like, you know, perceptions could be, but, you know, it's just, it's different.
Also, like, you know, the guy's wearing a sombrero.
He's not fucking, it is a difference.
Come on.
But, like, oh, you know, but I'll give you that one.
Like, almost like, all right, it'll get it's offensive, sure.
but it is a picture of a guy going like he's wearing a who has a mug and says a bit of a teacher at the school like uh we can't
there's many slogans on the mug we can't be fired uh slaves have to be sold which is like i guess in poor taste right it's important you know because slavery
in america but like it's obviously a work like a juicy workplace like dilbert kind of vibe to the mug
i don't think it's and look when you put when you take into account the rest of the stuff is going on
the state maybe it was
you know a call back to slavery
and I just that's a thing
you know you want to believe that like
you know most things aren't racially motivated
that racism is not as bad as it used to be
this week it's
it's pushing those limits of like thinking
that I mean because immediately
there's a black
basically on top of all this
because it's just the first guy the black lieutenant governor
I mean he was just a lieutenant governor happened to be black
and he like well this guy will probably take over
and then he gets a sexual
not harassment, I think it was more like an assault
allegation that comes out against him that he
forced oral sexist woman a few years ago
and then there was this clamor about the Democrats weren't
kind of, they're going to stand behind him or not necessarily call for his resignation
which seems, you know,
the whole Kavanaugh thing is like, you know, it's kind of like
you should be consistent on this stuff. I mean, I don't think anyone,
that no one was saying, you know, we shouldn't believe these women.
It's a weird line we've crossed, we come to now.
where people are like never
they'll never say
now if they're smart
they'll never say
not to believe the woman
you have to respect
women and when they
when they come forward
very brave
we respect them
and hear them
just not this one
it's like it's kind of
if I get look
there will be occasions
when things
you know
and there's also a history
of you know
less like kids ourselves
there is a history
of black men
being accused of white women
and lynching's ensuing
um
so no it's a kind of
there's a complication there
and you shouldn't have to just, you know, and accept it, you know, like, but that being said, like, it is a fuzzy ground people are in now.
But he subsequently had the second one coming, so I think he's probably going to resign.
So you have the governor, the lieutenant governor, the attorney general, who's also a Democrat, comes out, seems to be apropos of nothing, and volunteers that he wore blackface.
to impersonate some rapper in 1980.
I think Curtis Lowe or whatever is the name of it.
First of all, 1980, like, how in tune you people are all like waving Confederate flags and doing blackface and you're into rap in 1980?
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm pretty sure I was kind of cutting edge for being into hip-hop.
You know, I mean, I didn't even get into hip-hop until, like, you know, Kanye West, I think.
So, I mean, I guess there's benefits or, you know, credit where credit.
do but uh you know he seems
be much more apologetic about it and he's
uh seems like a nicer guy
but why did he volunteer you in for like what
I mean of course truth yeah be truthful
sure but like no one was asking you
and like it was kind of odd
like did he did someone know
that you know and he knew they knew
and he's going to like beat him to the punch
I mean Lucy had the best take on it was like
was this his like I am Spartacus moment
where he was going to like try to save the governor
by like he's like and like who among us
if not was not worn blackface and like
everyone's like yeah most of us haven't done it
which I thought was very funny
but yeah it's inexplicable
I mean it would seem like
this is the
this would be like you know
some kind of concerted effort by Republicans
I would assume so
I mean the cool
I mean I don't know if they could have planned
for the fucking the lunacy of the third guy
but I mean all this shit coming out at once
it doesn't mean it's wrong
this thing like you know in this day and age
when you have if you have shit on
someone legitimate shit you're going to drop it when the time when you you know uh it's going to stick
um so you know the fact that it's coming out at the same time and that someone's going to benefit
because now the next guy in line the secretary of state i believe is a republican so i don't know
if it gets to him i think the governor seems to be staying put um but like if it was some kind of
plan by them it seems like a lot to just get the governorship of virginia um but
yeah but you i think you should like you know when these things kind of all pop up once
question if it's connected and it wouldn't like you know in this case i feel like it wouldn't matter
like it still seems all you know you can kind of question the veracity of stuff but it all seems to be
true like the fact that someone's benefiting doesn't really uh change the fact that this is
kind of unacceptable but um just bizarre set circumstances
uh top of that this week
Gucci got some flack.
This is all connected.
Gucci got the flack for releasing a,
I think it's like a Baclavot.
Think of it as like a ski mask,
but like the ski,
the top of the ski mask can come off.
It's a two-piece ski mask.
And the bottom piece is basically a black,
half,
a bottom half of a ski mask with big red lips.
I mean, it's obviously a black face reference.
And I just,
I grew up on Long Island
And you think
Like it was a pretty racist place
And it is
I mean objectively
But I you know
I grew up in a weird block
We're like
We had black family in a block
We had like
I was you know
A Filipino family on one side
And Ecuador and the other
I mean it wasn't
I mean
I was a lot of black kids in my class
I didn't grow up surrounded by
Racist
Well it was surrounded by
But I didn't see it
Um
I think it was a you know
Utopia but
you know um but as you get older you know these people start coming out of the word
work and people start adopting you know and then even that but some of it's more like a lot
guys who you know happen to deal with certain pockets of people um these guys are shitheads
and like you know it's you know it's your words around it's terrible but it's also not like
they're not talking about race science either it's like it this is this stuff um
But I'm saying, like, just this week, you're seeing how, like, the idea this would be out there for public consumption with, like, the upper class, I don't know who buys Gucci.
Is Gucci, like, elite stuff, or is it for, like, you know, I mean, it's pretty, it's pretty expensive.
I mean, I think there's like $800, I think, for this fucking scheme out.
So it wasn't cheap.
I just don't know anymore.
It would seem like, you know, people keep saying, oh, in the time, it wasn't offensive, this blackface shit.
Maybe it wasn't, I think blackface wasn't, even the blackface wasn't offensive.
The fucking clan outfit was plenty offensive.
But, I mean, I'm pretty sure it always was offensive.
It's always, and, but at the very least, I mean, 10 years ago, 15 years?
I mean, we've been dealing with this, I think since the 90s at least, when, like, people say PC culture or whatever.
I mean, this has never been cool.
Like, it's not, I don't know at what point it would be cool to have a blackface ski mask.
and like it's not even like it's some fucking
schlucky company
or some fucking
because that does matter
like the fact that it's being sold
to privilege
like some of the most privileged people
or you know I guess
people who don't can't afford
really afford stuff by Gucci also
that's not really
is that true strivers
I mean you might buy sneakers that are too expensive
but I don't be able to buy an $800 ski masks
that seems like a lot
it really seems like more just like
rich girls
I mean I think it's a woman's thing anyway but like a rich woman's
who is doing is this code
I'm really at a loss here
I'm a loss for what like is this something you wear
so you can kind of like you know you see each other on fifth avenue
and you annihilate each other go yeah yeah we're on the same page
pro blackfit like what what are you championing in here
is it I mean maybe is
are people that oblivious
I don't know it's just that's a scary thing
because the governor was like is it possibly didn't know when he was at 22 in my opinion yeah it's possibly
didn't know it's definitely possibly didn't know much about it to be the governor now of virginia and not know
about it and not to immediately be like oh of course this is like you know a problem that's the problem
because it's not it's not that like oh i think he's absolutely a racist i don't know what he is
it seems it definitely seems weird i mean the fact that you put in a clan guy and a blackface guy
your yearbook i don't know what i mean if it's not racist i don't know what it is but whatever i mean
like a yeah i mean i would assume you're at least partly a racist probably a full-on
racist but does it like does it permeate your decisions i don't know it just if you if you if you
can't if you feel safe doing that that's the problem it's like why do you feel safe doing that
do you feel like racism is just a joke
and doesn't have to address like are you like
you can argue a lot of stuff about like sensitivity
you should have to be people are too sensitive
and sure sometimes people can be too sensitive
people um there are instances of people like go out of their way
to be victims um even if they
even if they have a legitimate beef like they're kind of like going
out of the way to like to find that angle
that happens but like this is not one of those cases in my opinion
this is a case of like what's this guy all about
he hasn't addressed it the fact that he's
kind of hold up in the governor's mansion
and not even like really
you say I'm not like I'm not going to leave
and not
making something it's going to be better for black people
we're going to make some stuff for black people
will happen but like not really
it's like there's ways to express
that like you know
you've changed your perspective
and he hasn't done that to my
knowledge so it's weird
then you have fucking
Liam Neeson and this is just
batch shit crazy and kind of evil uh sounding not you know i'm in his evil tone to it
this fucking guy comes out and he's promoting his new movie i don't know what the movie's called
good because i don't want to promote it anyway um not because of him it's just
what i promoting all the people's shit am i promoting that's part of this because that's gonna be a part
of this so he comes out he's a movie's about revenge because of course it is because everything
since taken has been about revenge but whatever
So he's talking about how revenge is futile.
I guess that's maybe one of the themes in the movie,
which is like, you know, very original.
Revenge is futile.
Okay.
I haven't seen that before, but okay.
But he starts talking about this time when he was like,
I think 30 or 40 years ago,
I believe he said, like when he can't come back to Belfast from America,
I assume, and one of his family members told him that he was raped.
Oh, she was raped.
By according to her or him, a black person, black guy,
raped her
and so he loses his mind
apparently and he says for a week he went
around with the, I forget the word he used, but basically he's still
kind of a bat or club
going around the different pubs
looking for any
I think he called him quote black bastard
looking for any black bastards
random to be clear looking for random black
people to kill according to him
which is look
and after a week I guess he realized
that that was wrong which is good
you to realize that that's wrong and uh yeah he's admitting this now like there's a lot of layers
to it of course the fact that you're admitting that he did that you felt this way i mean
there's i don't know if commend this the right word but you give him
acknowledgement of yeah like this was you'd have to bring this up and uh you're trying to shed
some light i'm not sure exactly what point he's trying to make but you're trying to shed some
light on how um this because he i think he said something the effect of like
I had this primal rage, and I didn't never have before, and it's scary how quickly I had this rage.
Which is, like, sure, there is, I mean, look, there's a thing in people of, uh, there's a reason we have, like, you know, crimes of passion and, like, you know, temporary insanity, like, you know, if you, something happens to you and then you go into a flight of rage, you get, you get leeway from the courts, you know, there's a reason that happens.
I mean, it's a legitimate thing, and it's scary how people can kind of, uh, be triggered.
it does seem though
you're not admitting that you felt rage
you're admitting that you went out and tried to kill people
and then you couldn't find any black people
so you couldn't and then
it really sounds like you just
calm down after a week
you act like oh I learned after a week
did you or did you just calm down
because you always
that's what happens you calm down
after things happen you know
and it's not to condemn the guy
it's just there's a tone deafness
and how you're bringing it up
I think that's the problem
and people are being a little
Terry Cruz came out and basically said something
to the effect of like
he thought that he's related to this case
but Terry Cruz
tweeted that like
you know everyone's like
piling on this guy
he's trying to admit
something that happened
and adds the conversation
and people went after Terry Cruz
and it went bass to him
look
the piling on
is a little
is excessive
that's the problem
that's fucking Twitter shit
everyone wants to be
the edgy
fucking you don't get their sniping
in and get their
fucking, you know,
their little fucking
commentary in
on every fucking thing
that happens
and it's like
you're adding nothing
and you're adding
nothing,
you're not really adding
any perspective.
Um, it's just like
canceled this,
that canceled.
Like,
this whole fucking need,
I'm not saying they're wrong
in like,
in the way they feel,
but it's just like the,
there is a level of like amplification of
just
no one needs the chorus of it.
I mean,
do we
I'm not trying to silence people either
I'm really I'm really dwelling on this
do we do use
does the echo chamber serve some purpose
where do you draw the line
where would you just say like
you want some outrage
you if something's outrageous happens
you want people to be outraged
that's part of the problem with
you know this country's not enough things
get the outrage to deserve
but the guy
You know, he is trying to do something.
The problem is he's like, oh, it's not racist.
Well, no, it's clearly racist.
Well, people go, oh, well, because people on the other side go, oh, well, no, it wasn't being racist.
The person who he was told attacked, raped his family member was black.
Like, sure, that's what he was told, supposedly.
But, you know, can we not pretend that there isn't a tremendous amount of history of, like, like, like I said before, black men being accused by white women, falsely.
A lot of false cases
where they were caught together
in consensual relationships
or just, you know, for a number of reasons
because, you know, black men had no standing in society
to, like, defend themselves
and they were basically lynchmobs would go out
and strike up a black guy
and not always even the guy who supposedly did it.
So, like, this is a huge part of his reason
race riots that have occurred
because of these exact kind of events.
So sit there and go, well, this wasn't racist.
It's like, well,
I mean, now you're just kind of bringing this up and go, well, this isn't racist.
And then black people are going like, well, you know, that's the insult, the biggest insult.
Not also like you try to kill a black person.
But I mean, that, you know, to bring this up and you can't at least, you can't admit, you can admit that you try to kill someone, but you can't admit you were racist.
Because, I mean, look, that, that's fine.
Admit that, like, I was being racist.
And I think, you know, look, the way when you really listen to, like, you know, black,
intellectuals and stuff
race people who study this stuff is like
the whole system's racist it wouldn't be wrong for you to be
racist like you know in moments like
it wouldn't be wrong it wouldn't be out of line
to think that at some point maybe you were you know
succumb to this but to sit there and go
no I went out for a week with a weapon
and tried to find a black guy to kill
a random black guy and you go but that wasn't racist
it's that's ballsy
that's a ballsy move
One second.
Yeah, the other, I don't hear this get brought up that much, but also, like, this would, this would have more weight if you, you were bringing it up to promote a movie, which just seems crass to me.
Like, the idea, like, oh, this is a serious thing that needs to be addressed.
Oh, by the way, go see my revenge film.
Like, fuck, it's, it's just, nothing's done sincerely.
Nothing's done.
I mean, and there's a venue out there for this shit to be done sincerely.
I think he meant it, but he's also out of touch.
He's not out of touch, dude.
It's racist.
I mean, people get caught up on the whole, like, is it intentionally racist or not?
Like, there is, I see why.
I mean, because someone wants to think that's not no one.
Obviously, it's not no one, but a lot of people don't want to think that they're doing stuff that is racist.
But there's stuff like, you know, yes, the fact that you went out there and, like, yeah, that was a racist thing to do and just acknowledge it.
knowledge up what it was and i guess you could argue that like
people are afraid of being called a racist because you know their careers get ruined and
whatever but it's like i don't know i mean like are we really going to pretend like i mean
the governor the governor is still the governor of virginia uh Mel Gibson still out there
um you know i think if you really think about it in much the same way people talk about women
like oh these guys careers are getting ruined and a lot of cases they weren't i mean louis
back um yeah harvey's indicted and you know whatever a lot of these guys have you know
careers weren't ruined um and the same way like people who have racist stuff happen to
them i mean like or you know had racist incidents yeah they weren't we're acting like all your
careers ruined what about the people who's like never had careers because of racism
were kept down
whose opportunities were slashed
because, you know,
redlining and fucking, you know,
and just complete bias
and, you know,
a shitty school.
I mean, all the things of race,
like,
it's almost,
it's very indulgent to kind of go,
well,
people are afraid their career's going to be real.
Well,
then don't, you know,
be racist.
I mean,
I'm going to tell you.
I mean,
because it should,
there should be repercussions.
I mean,
you could argue that the,
uh,
social,
media mob, what everyone would call it,
might be another most
effective, but, you know, it's also, before
that, who was getting anything done? No one.
So, I don't know.
It's a
tough week. It's a weird week.
I don't know if it was the funniest week, but
you know,
I don't know where this country stands
with all this stuff.
You know, there's just some legit shit out there.
I mean, I think we're all, we'd all
do well, especially in just
Black History, Mother, then you should go read some, I should always do it, but I mean, you know, take the opportunity to read, I'm reading a book on Reconstruction right now, because that's the real is, it's a period of my, of history that I don't, I have kind of a blind spot on, didn't really, you know, I think we're all kind of assume we know what happened and slavery and, you know, civil rights are all, everything in between, and like, you know, the more than you find out, over the years, you know, as you're finding other things out, you find out little carnal and stuff, you go, oh, wow, I have huge, like, gaps of knowledge about this shit.
So, you know, we all pretend like, oh, we all know
slavery, I get it, I get it. Do you?
I mean, like, you know, you might know
the broad strokes, but how, you know,
I'm always learning new stuff about, you know,
the history of, like, you know, racial identity
and America and Europe and all sorts of shit.
I mean, we can all learn more shit.
Just learn more shit.
And don't do blackface.
Don't enter dance contest.
That's stupid.
Like, you know, don't fucking have a yearbook.
I mean, you book.
I had a year, I remember all ends on this.
I, when I was in high school, they voted me most unique.
I didn't want to.
I knew that people were nominated me.
I told them not to vote for me, and they did that anyway.
And I was pretty pissed about it.
I didn't want to be a part of it.
And my friend had given me this karate kid's fucking headband.
They made an art class.
I was wearing it during the regular group picture for the yearbook, and this fat nun yelled at me,
comp, maybe take it off.
So, when it came time for my picture, look, I was in high school.
I mean, I was trying to just give him a fuck you.
So I printed out this picture, it says, I'm, like this piece of paper, says, I'm not unique.
And then, uh, I was holding that for the picture.
Also, I wore a headband because it's just like out of spite.
I'm going to wear his headband.
And, uh, some of you might already be, uh, envision this or in your head already
and realizing how it went wrong.
Uh, because the girl next to me who's also got voted in.
She's like wrong her eyes and that weird.
oh hey look at this wacky guy
and like the photographer's too into it
like why is this happening
and like the picture comes off
it looks like I'm just being a sticky
fucking prop comic
and so the point is
you'll learn about execution
execution matters
you have to kind of
just having the intent doesn't always matter
it matters you know
how did you pull it off
that was douchey
even though I had good intentions
just like you might have been racist
even though you might have had not racial intentions
you end up being racist
See, everything comes full circle
All right, but yearbooks, get rid of them
Stop having them
There's just fucking, no one needs your quote
What are you gonna quote fucking cold play
Fuck yourself
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