Kump - 63 - Rush Kump

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

Ray tries to fill the late Rush Limbaugh’s shoes. Plus, Ray and Lucie talk about the emergency in Texas and the reckoning after the Britney Spears documentary. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. The shadow ban is officially over. The shadow ban that never actually was. People have been hit me up for, a lot longer than I should have done nothing for I should have done something sooner so people who have been reaching out and I'm just ignoring they probably don't know

how to use hyperlinks they don't know how to use the web and click links I have a link and when I type your name in the Patreon sir doesn't come up and I would go you look like you've been shadow band

and I would say to myself this man is a conspiracy theorist a or do well perhaps but you know or doesn't know how to use hypertext linking

which was developed probably a Berkeley some some scumbag who doesn't like Berkeley California because he thinks it's all liberals

and I sound like the two types of people who listen to the show yeah well look you can understand my you know rash rush to judgment

but I have to I have egg on my face egg that my father wouldn't let me cook famously that I actually it wasn't an issue with Patreon you type my name into Patreon and nothing would come up

we started looking into this and it turns out that they have a feature where they I don't know if someone listened to my show at one point or if they just assume based on my very graphically sexual logo that Kump is an adult

show which, you know, I mean, it's not for little babies. You know, I don't pitch this shit or a little, like, you know, this isn't Montanto, is it Montanto? It's not a Montessori school module. I'm not going to teach your kids how to fucking count, you know, your leftover oxycontons when they find your corpse, your bloated corpse and your little baby finds you.

And I, well, here, this is a good opportunity to, figure out numbers and how they have them together. What we got? We got 16 pills. Here's what you do, kids. You count 16. You put them in an envelope. You put my,

here's my name. Here's a P.O. box they use just for such learning opportunities. And you mail me all the adderall, all the pills, all the, yeah, this is Montessori school. That's what they thought was happening. I'm teaching children how, you know, and then I shouldn't be. You know, like someone reasonably said. you should not be teaching children. You're a scourge.

I mean, I don't know if I'm a scourge, but I can see someone thinking I'm a scourge. Well, it seems that what you're describing as a mail-in contest where children send you pills. I mean, it's a contest? I don't know what the contest was. I was just, you know, just taking the event. I mean, I was reminiscent of like one of those,

you know, you mail in, you get a little coupon and you mail it in. Do I have to give them a coupon? No, but it seems like they just have their parents' pills and they mail them to you. Only if they find them dead. Whatever. We got them to lift the adult designation for Kump. I mean, they must have, was there a episode,

uploaded a stray episode where I was just masturbating furiously. Just going, this is sex. This is how sex works, boys. You better listen up. I would teach you how to get women that come in down their legs, like a puddle draining itself. And then this person has to hear it And like this is an adult show

You are probably trying to indicate that like Hey, this isn't this isn't for the family This isn't a family show What? How did I indicate that? Like you probably, when you've clicked adult You probably didn't think of it though They clicked adult You probably clicked adult

I didn't click adult But you probably thought that it meant I didn't click adult They clicked adult They did something they do You didn't go on there I don't think clicking is something they do They admitted it

Really? Yeah they said we just assumed you were an adult thing sorry cump sounds like hump it sounds like this sounds like this person was just watching uh listen to my patreon hearing me talking about dead mice in my shoes or something wait so what did they think do they have the creators on there who are who are porn people i guess oh okay just have uh dolly madison or whatever their names are dolly madison as in like the first lady of the united states i mean you can you can come up with a porn name if you want so you know fine and then it's just like you know hey i'm dally mason

if you want my extreme adult content only here on patreon i'm banned from only fans because i'm a tax evasion so uh boo yeah so we're back we're back on patreon and uh i guess this cump sounds like hump maybe what you think of that i don't think my name is sexual you you have sex with me. Terrible. Yeah, I didn't make that decision because of your last name.

I thought it's part of it. I thought it helped. I don't like go around going like, oh, this guy's last name is staying. That sounds like bang. I should probably fuck him. Well, stain, but also,

it also sounds like shit stain. So, I mean, but if a guy's name was plum and sounds like come, yeah, I can work. I mean, I'm not saying I would definitely fuck him, but, you're, views of how the sexual marketplace works are it's it's they're fascinating i'm doing well i got you i'm doing well i'm cashed in i'm like i'm i'm i'm i'm down on i'm down on bitcoin we know i'm down on

would i buy amc you should really i'm down on amc but i'm up on sex income you should really start like a pickup artist class who wants to sign up for me comment if you want to sign up for the pickup bars class taught by Ray Kump. Go to a courtroom. Legally change your name to something that vaguely sounds like it could be sexual. Should I do it? You be a woman. I'm going to be a pickup artist.

Okay. Here's how you treat a woman in the sexual battlefield as they call it, as you just did. Hey, marketplace. Battlefield. I mean, that's how I'm here. Battlefield. This is Venus and Mars here. Here's how you treat a woman in the sexual Holocaust.

Hey you like bread I do like bread Oh I like cum so what are we doing here See that's that's rule one You take them out of there I was gonna say I don't know how they can do Like it's actually more impressive now

Because I was gonna say rule one Take them out of their comfort zone But that sounds so rapy I mean they do sound rapy But they make it sound so much less rapy Than I was about to Make them feel uncomfortable rule one rule two confuse them with lies rule three uh offer them money rule four make them doubt their own

their sanity yeah rule five vaguely threaten their children and or loved ones uh hey you got any kids uh i do actually have a couple of kids you ever worry that they're gonna be dead when you come home oh sometimes yeah he should because yeah that can happen to kids very dangerous very dangerous so you're saying that you could you're strong you could protect my children i i think that you know uh i think it'd be terrible if something happened to your children and perhaps you should have someone like me around to make sure something like that might not happen okay so what do you think what do you think um You want to have sex? It's better than the bread thing.

I want to have sex? I mean, I'm basically doing the mafia pitch, though. Right. It's kind of, it's a, you're offering me protection. Right. Yeah. Sexual protection. Right.

But, yeah, it's protection from you. All right. Wait, wait. It's over. Hey, how you doing? But does you let you enjoy this holiday in bar? Yeah, I love holiday and bars. Yeah, it's great.

You have kids at home? I do actually I have two little ones you ever worry that someone you pick up at a holiday M bar or do something to hurt your children oh my I mean I worry about my children should be more worried about men you don't pick up at the holiday M bar that's why you should pick them up

I have to be a pickup artist I have to be a pick up pick them up because if you don't pick them up they might do something they may follow you at home so you know I wouldn't do that but That's just a tip I give women When I'm walking around holiday and bars That you know

Um You know that That's supposed to be a sexual signal What is that is that supposed to send Neurons? It kind of sounds like humping sort of Are you a bug? Are you a giant bug?

No, like bugs fuck Um So yeah This is what I mean I could I could sell this I can sell this for $69.99, and they would for that number. 69. That never gets old.

What is it? It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Yeah, what do you think? Rule 17. Use a fake name. Yeah. Rule 18.

That I'm fine with. Tell me real name and say, you fucked up. You found out my real name. Now things can get really dicey. I mean. I think it's good that it always comes around to threatening the woman. Well, I can't satirize pickup artist and not. not, you know, call out the fact that it's old.

I mean, as a normal person, it's like, how do you have, what are the tips? I don't know, be a person. Yeah. But like, here are some tips. Teach women to be the, the submissive dog that they are. No, buy my stock tips and women tips. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, your only genuine tips to men ever have been, that I've heard, have been like, be a person.

Right. Get a skill. Yeah, get a skill. Which I think that's a good one, right? Like, getting a skill. And, like, learning how, you know, keep your dick hearts out on with the skills. Just, that's the prerequisite. Because it's like, I think.

Your skills got to be, like, woodworking or metal shaving. That's a thing. Don't act like it's not a thing. Shaving metal is a thing. Sheet metal. Making sheet metal angels. Imagine, imagine a man. Imagine if I was a man who came to you in a bar.

Okay. Hey, hey, don't. You enjoy this holiday in bar? a confident guy what's up um yeah i really i am i'm getting really drunk you're getting so drunk but you don't get too drunk because you know you got to be not drunk enough to not be as drunk as you want to be not be as you want to be but safe be safe and you know what i do you want to do in my for a living what i work in the amazon warehouse is terrible but you know how i keep myself seeing how i yeah i was warehouse is terrible i piss my pants all day because i'm not allowed to go the bathroom

Wow, that's horrible. I once met Jeff Bezos, and he threw, like, lemonade in my eye. It was like lemon juice. What a terrible man. Yeah, it's terrible. We're so rich. Anyway, I shave metal. I make metal shaved angels in my spare time.

You do? Yeah. Wow, I'd love to see one. I'm showing you on that. I mean, this is a, we, fuck. What do you think you're going to judge my angels? You're going to judge my... You're going to let some drunk girl?

No, I'm going to let some... I've spent three years learning how to do this. I'm going to let some drunk girl tell me if my shaved angels are nice or not. I just think it's really impressive. I'd like to see I've never seen an angel made out of metal. You want to mock me? You want to put me? You want to throw me down a well that I can't fit into?

And all the men, all the men you do fuck will come over and just spit on me and hit me with hammers while they fuck you over. And they come all over. the cum drips down you and onto me down the well fuck this anyway um what are we talking about i have no idea i'd be onto this so you can sign up for my patreon though yeah i just go it's the links work now uh there's an extra episode every week it's fantastic people are loving it it's a family you're literally you know i mean i'm not gonna if you're in the hospital i mean maybe You know, look, if you're on the Patreon and you're in the hospital, we'll see.

I'm not going to say no off the bat. I'm always going to say yes. I mean, if you're dying in the hospital, I mean, not in the age of COVID, but that later on, if you're dying in a hospital, I might visit you. Yeah. Why wouldn't I? I mean, a lot of reasons, but. Yeah, you'll visit a patron. I mean.

Maybe. Yeah. It's not like, let's not like make the verbal contract here. But, you know, it's possible. I mean, anyway. Uh, you're a much better chance of, like, winding up in my message request on Twitter, telling me, is that noise? What was that noise?

I didn't ever see you. Is that my phone? I think so. It's telling me about Serena versus Osaka. Ooh. I should turn this down because we, you know, I'm a tennis boy. What are we talking about? Patreon, get on it, uh, if you want.

Just like, just like pick up stuff. Exactly. Uh, uh well i need it's a sad topic throw me a fake topic i was in the middle of doing transitions i was gonna i was so i just rush limbaugh is dead in the process of saying just this rush limbaugh i was gonna set it up a little bit what what you need you oh you remember how rush limbaugh called that woman a whore well now he's dead now he's dead rush limbaugh the famous man who uh revolutionized broadcasting um you know

For the better, I'm not to say. If I was, I'd say no. But, uh, I mean, he's, is he the worst man alive? Probably not. No, I think there are worse people who live. He's not, look, I don't have a problem with his political views. Kim Jong-un? I don't know if I could be alright.

He's fine. I mean, look, what we know about Kim, you know, Dennis Robin likes him. Um, with a Kim John, yeah, Oon, right? Yeah. It was the current one. Look, I have no. problem with Russia's politics. I don't agree

with him probably. But he's just a mean guy, right? Just like to call women whores. I don't know. I haven't listened to Russia a lot. But I do remember that, you know, with the Obamacare and the woman wanted birth control, he goes, what is she some whore? Right? Is that what he said?

Yeah, with Sandra Fluke. Or she a prostitute? Because we got we're paying for her to have sex. Right. Was he correct? You're a woman. Was he correct? I don't think that's great read on but we are paying for you to have sex in a way if you use that right well there's other things involved in birth control though like it some women use it as a form of medication for ovarian ciss like so we're paying for you not to have cysts right which

automatically is more reasonable it seems like he had a point that wasn't totally wrong but i don't see how you could interpret that as prostitution uh i have i i would love to see the cyst of a woman who was beautiful would you want to see it shrinking you're actually disgusting i've seen the worst thing i restored was an ovarian cyst but the morgue was a dead woman she's very elderly she had ovarian cancer and then they cut open the sit well i mean whatever i mean what she did with her life i mean i'm i've nothing to say one way the other i mean it's just it's a woman who had a cyst i mean maybe she shot her kids as her face and then got out jail and then just drank herself to death and then cancer got her and now you want god to

bless her you want god to get god to just play for tosy woesies who you're like a little baby in heaven now and she murdered her children with a gun yeah i'm not saying she did but i don't know that's why i never blessed with god um you want a person to be damned forever because they shot their kids with a gun i mean it's an impulsive decision you shouldn't do it what they what she planned you know she planned it maybe she just thought these kids are fucking these kids They're watching these terrible shows. They're watching NCIS. Doesn't even make sense.

Why is there so much sex crimes in the Navy? And she shoots her kids. Maybe she wanted Joe Montana to take your kids. We'll get Joe Montana's kids. I don't know. Well, Joe Montana. Yeah, Joe Montana. Yeah, he's a football boy.

He's the Granddaddy Supreme. Yeah. I'm just saying the worst thing I ever saw in the world was his cyst that was cut out of a woman. it cut it open it was pus it was hair it was there was no teeth but it was like one of those things with the teeth in it oh yeah oh yeah those things get like strange looking yeah it was gross so point is uh i think i could be the next rush limbaugh or i mean i mean look he may have a lot money don't look at me like that i'm trying to make us some money so we can be financially

stable and have babies and everything i'm the one who's always beseeching you to go all right so that we can make some money around here. Okay, so we're on the same page. I just don't like the aesthetics or the politics of the alt. Right. Rush Limbaugh is an old school. Look, dames are a whores, but I don't, you know, alt. What's this alt thing?

Am I gay? Am I a gay limbaugh? I'm not gay limbaugh. He probably doesn't know alt-right was gay right. He's just, he's that old school. You didn't know what it was. So, I mean, how does this work? How do I, who do I audition in front of?

I didn't get the Larry King job when he died. No. Look, this show will keep going until I take the bones of an old broadcaster and wear them as my own. And I can call women horrors. I don't want to. I love women, but also I love money. So here we go. Give me, you're on my show.

You lead the conversation and I'll just jump in with rush. Okay. Everyone, thank you for being here. We're the host of the show. Diane Sawyer. Hi, we got right, this is, this is Rush Kump. Hello, we got on the Lucy Stonyer on the show. They're just going to tell what you're here to talk about.

Well, Rush, I kind of want to talk to you about your kind of attitude towards Kamala Harris. Because I think there are a lot of things that are problematic about it. Kamala Harris, you mean? Kamala Harris. I call Kamala because of no reason. No reason? No reason. There isn't a little bit part of you that wants to mispronounce her name?

No, I just, that's the way that name should. I never heard the name before, but should sound like that. See? And it's not that racist or anything. I mean, what is it? See, this is a great example of why I could be rushed because like, yeah, what is it? Is it racist? I mean, you assume so, but really, what am I saying?

I'm just mispronouncing a name. It seems, it seems bad, but you can stretch that for a whole hour to show. Oh, sure. Yeah, you could be like, so because I mispronouncing it. Yeah, it's all about. distracting people. Yeah. Why is this with the names and then they have syllables in them?

What would happen to names that didn't have syllables? I like names like Bruce and Terrence. Terence and Bruce. They don't want to syllables. You say they do? I disagree. I believe in America where people live in Valium's, Valium pills. Drink Valium pills.

1950s. Love is 1950s. Norman Rockwell. He was a great guy. Saturday evening post. How much longer do we have? How much longer is the podcast? What do we got?

We got Barack Obama. Rush Kump. Yes. How do you feel about Joe Biden? He's kind of trying to reenact some of Obama's legacies. Joe Biden reminds me of a man named Rip Van Winkle. What a sleepy man. What a Joe, remember sleep?

Remember Joe cool, Joe Camel? He's like Joe Camel, playing with cigarettes. giving cigarettes of children Now what's this What's so virtuous by the man with cigarettes But a camel He's a camel man I mean I mean I don't have a ton of source material

I feel like you're I feel like this is actually working pretty well It's definitely a better fit than the Larry King thing Yeah Give me something else Give me something that they don't have to be racist to do Okay I mean it's hard to find something

I mean you shouldn't necessarily I certainly have to be racist. No, to take Rush's angle, I mean. No, I don't have to be racist to do anything. No. I'm saying as Rush comp. No, but that's what I'm saying. It's hard to find something.

I mean, look, okay, how about this? The stimulus checks. Stimulus checks. Prompt me with the stimulus checks. So Rush, you know, a lot of people think that the American people deserve, you know, $2,000, at the very least a $2,000 stimulus check. Some people think they deserve that monthly. What are you going to do with $2,000?

You can't do with $1,400. What can you buy with a $600 difference? Perhaps crack cocaine, perhaps a welfare problem. Wow. So you're actually saying that you'd be in favor of a $1,400 check. I am not. I believe you should have bootstraps tied on and you should suck them off. Suck them off like Batman's sucking off a criminal element, which I mentioned on the Patreon this week.

Now you mentioned something that you called Welfare Problem What is that? So you think Well, let's establish them Rush was not a podcast So you couldn't just go back And listen to Rush

And source them I mean maybe you could Is it on YouTube? I have no idea I don't know But I assume it was You know But yeah

You had to catch him He was he came on the air on the radio Right So you know It was a different kind of thing You'd have a net ready And sometimes he'll have nets ready But usually they didn't

They didn't, so. Oh, in my imagination, this is part of the same interview. It's all part of the same, we're, we're all, it's all part of the same thing. Me talking to you now? Yeah. I'm probably right. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.

I don't know. The improv fell apart. I don't know. So we got $1,400. What do you need that for? Food? Why can't you eat canned food like a, like a sailor man in the 50s and Popeye? Pop-bye would eat spinach.

Why can't you eat spinach? why can't you eat some nice delicious canned spinach you too good for that your kids can't get fat enough on that maybe you could eat a canned ham remember you used to have canned hams what happened to canned hands what happened in this country where we don't have canned hams anymore and perhaps a pineapple like you have a jar i mean you know it's just it's it's a better time he's he's eluding to and he's never it never started for someone who like loves the past so much he never seemed to be painting nice picture right remember when you used to have to shoot the local drifter back in the 50s the 1950s when you shot the drifter nice it was a great time remember how rape was legal in the 50s

and your wife would be right not even but not in a way where you liked it where your wife was raped and you had to deal with it and the kids they just knew to stay away from the pedophile they just had to stay away from them the kids stayed away from my friend jack who i used to talk about rape with but i ain't not allowed to do that because the 50s are over god damn um this making sense yes no i i think you're doing great i mean i don't like if there is a job debate me is um you know mr cump limbaugh yeah rush cump russ comp i i really i don't understand how you can look at the state of america today and actually actually think that people can get by on what you're talking about.

I mean, people have lost jobs. People have lost access to health care through those jobs. They've lost so much financially. I used to be a candy striper. What happened to be in a candy striper? What happened to these men who would come around and heal your wounds while dressed in a candy striper's outfit? And they would put solves on your leg.

They put salves and bombs when you had polio with a child. What happened at that? You were a candy striper? I was treated by a candy striper, and I was a candy striper. I was treated for my open wounds on my legs, open sores. And these men would come around and take pictures of me while putting various salves on my legs. Oh.

In the 1950s, the wonderful 1950s. I didn't know that they had male candy strippers. They fucked me in the ass. In the 1950s. I don't even know where to start the attack It just seems that the guy really liked I mean he's a hit his book My uncle my dad read the book

But my dad had the book On his on his disused exercise bike In his bedroom It was called The Way Things All to be By Rush Limbaugh It was a I should read it I mean I think what's his name

Al Franken back before he became a senator And then was disgraced for grabbing a unconscious woman's tits, right? Yeah. I mean, look, we're a bipartisan podcast here. The guy grabbed tits of an unconscious woman. That's not, it's not, right? Yeah, he's being a little creep.

Be a creepy, rapey ghoul. Yeah. You know, I liked that off-ranking him before. Didn't love him. I mean, what was it? Stewart, Stewie, he did he's the family? Stewie saving the family, whatever the movie was? Stimmy Stewart.

Stuart Stimey? Yeah. What was that? Stuart Smiley. Stuart Smiley. That was a different movie, I think. Or maybe that was it. Stuart saves the world.

What is this? There's Al Franken, this rapist, Al Franken. Coming after me, calling me some kind of blowhard because I just want to live the day when Iranian hostages wouldn't take you and make you, you know, do sex with them. In the 1970s, that was terrible. But in the 1950s, we were friends of Iran. They wouldn't molest us.

They wouldn't make me suck their big dicks and just eat their luscious pricks. Well, you know, Mr. Rush Kump, I think you have a point there. I mean, I think there is a lot of hypocrisy on both sides about the whole, you know, sexual abuse thing. Sure. But, you know, don't you think that there's also that hypocrisy on the Republican side where, you know, they want to, they want to stigmatize Democrats who do these things,

but they don't necessarily own up to it when Donald Trump does it or when somebody on their side of that. And Shirley Temple used to dance with Jack, with Jack Lemon, and they'd dance together. And why can't, why can't this Medicaid? Why can't we use that in the Medicaid? Why can't, why can't Shirley Temple just dance? And then Joe DiMaggio comes around and he don't know if he's going to do something untow towards a child.

But then Marilyn Monroe was there. So why would you, why would you touch a child when he has Merrill Monroe? So you feel better. and that's what the 50s were. Yeah, I think that was. Yeah, I think, look, I don't know if what. Do I get my presidential middle of freedom now? Now that he's dead, I don't know.

Are they going to give the job to someone else? They should give it to me. They should give it to you. I mean, this is like I could, there should be a brain trust. I could actually ride this wave back into the jar. and no one else could. I could put it, because I could sound hateful,

but not actually be hateful. Just, you know, what happened to UFOs being part of movies where a cowboy would come around and he would just have his dancing and then he'd fight it a Native American. I mean,

I used to drink. Just talk. No, talk. I thought maybe you were. You start coughing and say, help me. I think, well, you might be dying. I should probably help you. No, hope to show.

They were like, no, help. Help the broadcast. Rush would never let someone pat him on the leg while he was dying. I could save this country if they would just let me. But they won't because they want it to burn. They want to sell it to China for parts. Remember China would just serve you food. Now they are a country of people.

what is he's what you think he was just confused we go the whole weger muslim thing you i think i think that i mean i think it went around when the you know when the best started coming out but a lot of conservatives but like you know and neo-cons but i don't know how he reacted you know they're putting wager muslims into camps what is it when we've put Muslim was in the camps. What does that happen? What happened in the 1950s? I mean, for all I know, he never uttered that phrase.

Right. What happened to the 1950s? Rush, freshman, he's like, what are you talking about? Well, and eventually he'd, like, move up to the 60s. What happened to the 1960s? When I used to drink marmalade popsicles. He moved up. It was like the Simpsons.

Like their storyline always moved. up a generation or something. Remember when I used to do the Battsy? Um, well, you know, speaking of a... Do I have a job? Look, if it was up to me, you would replace every dead broadcaster. Thank you. But I do think you're uniquely qualified to take over for Rush Limbaugh.

I know. I know. I mean, I don't even know conservative as men. I think a world, it also, I think, for what it's worth, I think a world where you were Rush Limbaugh would be a gentler world. Yeah, it would just be like... Because it would be a more moral version of... How would I handle it with Sandra Fluke? Yeah. So let's say, like, you know, it's like she's doing... Look at this Sandra Fluk.

She's actually just talking about taking part control. Remember when women just had babies that I made them having a cage in a basement? In the 1950s. I mean, it's like, look, I mean, it's not great, but I'm not calling her a prostitute. Yeah. Yeah, you're not even passing moral judgment on it.

You're just saying remember when this used to happen. Yeah. yeah you're just setting up a contrast right this is this is what this is what they need i'm the i'm the i'm the i'm like a disney plus show yeah they should make a disney plus show of me i'm just i'm i'm like all these i'm like all these guys you don't like but i'm just a better version of them because i'm just saying nothing like i'm like i'm like Putin i mean the guy who tells Putin to do whatever the whole thing in the adams curtis doc yeah not the eight hour one that i watched this week which you know be right before i you know put a bullet in my head but no it's a good doc it's just you know it's a little bleak even for me

it's very his way of combining you know good he has good music choices and footage choices that just make you want to kill yourself what's it called i can't get you out of my head it's referring to a bullet yeah um you know it's fun i love i've watched all his movies they're great they're worth watching but you know do i take them all at face value they're a little you know they're a little let's grease the wheels here let's let's stretch this So this random fact that you've never heard of is actually the linchpin of everything. Right.

Every time. But whatever. This is about me as Rush Kump, not as Adam Curtis. Yeah. And my point is, I don't remember. Oh, but hyper-normalization.

The last one, they talked about how Putin, there's that guy that worked for him. I bring us up multiple times in his show over the years. I can never remember any of the details. But basically the idea was that like, we don't, you know,

you know we're fucking lying to you, but we're going to, let you know we're making fake political parties and we're going to let you know we're doing it so you just never know what's going on and that's basically me is rush cump is the point is i'm just a guy like oh he is no he's just i'm a manual gold scene from 1984 that too smart a reference or too dumb we don't know that's his day and age am i am i smarter dumb 1984 1984 doesn't really feel like a smart reference anymore ever it was in eighth grade and i read it it it did it's smart of you do i mean i feel like that was a smart reference because you went into some

kind of detail about showing that you actually read it. Oh, sure. I mean, there's very dumb people who reference 1984 all the time, and they just go like, this is like 1984. It's not good. If it was Proust, that would be good. Because Proust is, you know. No, yeah, there are some people you can name drop

and it's just automatically sound smart. This is like remembrance of things passed by Marcel Proust. Yeah. Huh? Wait, what are I get? Who's going to suck my dick now? You, baby. I'm a reference boy. Marcel Proust, right in the amount. Rushump

What's the next topic Well speaking of women Who Rushland ball might think are whores Yeah You know we watched this documentary Oh so last week We talked about this I'm sorry

Am I hurting women by undercutting the woman next to me Every time I ask you for transition I'm just trying to set you up I just don't want to You know I just need to get into a fucking frenzy every time. And this is how I do it.

I'm just trying to. I just need to get my... I'm just trying to help. You're doing great. This is why I need you, though. This is... So I don't spend six hours talking about, you know, Mission Impossible a TV show.

And they go, oh, yeah, Britney Spears. That's what I was looking for. Yeah, but don't pin that on me because that sounds good. I kind of want to hear about Mission Impossible, the TV show. It wouldn't be good time. I don't want to be the thing preventing that.

What I'm going to say? I watched some of it on CBS... For some reason, I have CBS the app or whatever. I don't know why because you wanted to watch Star Trek or some shit I watched Star Trek as a kid. I liked it. I mean, I'm not proud of it. I don't bring it up, but whatever.

But like, you got in, but you only watched Star Trek Discovery. Well, recently I watched Star Trek Discovery, yeah. I'm just saying. It's a recent thing. It's Star Trek for, as Rush would say, Star Trek for the Blue Hairs. Remember when science fiction used to have science and be fiction? in the 1950s

actually it was a 60 oh every time you stump rush comp it just goes oh it sounds like he's second dick but not because like in any kind of homophobic way

just more like more like look I just made the noise honestly and that's what it sounded like it sounds like the gut roll sound that make with them a lot of your noises are inspired by that yeah but it's nothing I mean I've said it whatever

it's like you can't call me home I've done before whatever yeah can't call me home What we're doing? See, this is, but this is, you say you want this is possible, like it's crazy. It's all over the place. This is, it sounds like a nice idea. Fair enough. There's six people who messaged me going like, why isn't there show less focused like it was?

And like, everyone else is like, oh, this makes sense now. We might, we might listen to it more often. Thanks, comp. So we watched, we saw this documentary about, about Britney. Spears, the treatment of Britney Spears by the media. We watched the documentary. I talked about why don't people help this woman. I was basically right.

But the point is we watched this stupid Hulu documentary that was made by her captors. Yeah. It feels like it was made by her captors. It was made by her torturers and tormentors. Yeah. To be like, look, we all did this. Right. And the problem is that dad's not letting us get to her.

Yeah. No, there is a part where it's like they basically, they spent. 45 minutes talking about how terribly the media behaved around her. Well, how badly they behaved. People like them. No, them. Right? They were the ones who did it.

In some cases, them specifically. In some cases, they're like the next generation of people like that. The guy who was, when the night she freaked out, there was that, like, heavy set dude who was a fat dude, whatever, who was a fucking, you know, paparazzo. Right. And he's like, look, I went over there and I said, hey, because she was already in a bad, in a bad state. And I could tell she was in bad shape She was just kind of strung out So I walked over to look, hey, look

I'm just gonna put the camera on And ask you a few questions And I'm gonna get out of your hair What? Yeah, it's great how he sets it up He's like, no, I could tell She was about to have a mental breakdown Which is why I only said

I'm gonna ask you a few questions Look, I was gonna rape you for about 48 seconds All right, is that fine with you? Which is why I only followed her For 3.5 miles And said, I'm gonna ask you like 10 to 15 questions and then you can go on with your night. Put on your kids' head for a minute, for a minute.

But just for a minute. Come on, for a minute. And then her dad took her away. Right. That becomes the main issue of the documentary is that her dad, you have this, what do you call it? Conservatorship. Conservatorship that her dad claimed over her.

And the main issue, everyone who's being interviewed, they're all media people. The main issue everyone has is, and now it's really hard to get an interview. Yeah. Right? It's really hard. I mean, I feel like, without knowing anything, I nailed it, because it was like, you know, yeah, her stupid, look, I don't buy that they drove her crazy.

I don't think they did. I think that, you know, she had, she was very sexual, by the way. Sure. Let me reframe that. No doubt. But like I was younger than her when that video came out with the schoolgirl shit. And she's like, baby, bab, bab, baby. And I was like, this is great.

I think this girl's attractive And I want Yeah I wasn't able to sex yet But you know Whatever I'm saying like I wouldn't be the creep I'm not some pervert I'm not like an ONA guy Like let's have a countdown

To when we can bang this On the raise girl Yeah That's not what this was I was a little boy And uh It's a little boy Yeah I'm a little boy

And I'm watching this you know Older woman Britney Spears just you know Dressing I mean it's all very sexual And she's acting like There are people acting like She's just

fucking representing herself. Well, she's just greasing the fucking palm. There was a poll here. Well, that was another weird thing about it, was that all of these fucking people who are all vultures, you can tell they're all vultures. And, like, they're trying to make this case, like,

and by the way, people who think she was being used as a puppet, she had complete control over, it's like, then what is the point of this? Right? If she wasn't on some level of 15-year-old girl being exploited sexually, then what are we talking? look she was 15 we said to her we don't like to fuck you can we we we'll give you some money can we

fuck you and you know what she said she said all right she was empowered empowered by the whole situation uh i mean look i'm not trying to be a prude here but it's just like i'm just but i'm also saying like you know some level she knew what she was doing but she didn't she the child but i'm just saying let's not celebrate the fucking weird hypersexuals maybe she she was pushed into it maybe she just realized that's what it was going to sell either way that's not an ideal world i'm not saying we're going to ever live in an ideal world but like let's not just it was so great she was just showing up cooler to everyone and she loved it we loved it and then her dad ruined it you can't have it both ways yeah you can't be like this is a toxic industry that if i can't choose people up and spits them out right and destroys young girls in particular yeah and be like and it's all totally authentic right It's just female empowerment. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah.

Look at a cooler. Ugh. Remember when girls used to be empowered in 1950s showing the cooter off. I was just saying. Yeah, so I don't know. But then now the whole, the whole crew is getting the treatment. Every girl who is ever on TV is now a victim of a... Yeah, now it's a reexamination of everything.

You know, people are looking back at Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, all these people. Look, I mean, the answer to this is don't give, you know, young stars any money. I mean, don't let them get out of, you know, a amount of poverty account, you know, is accurate for all of them. I mean, I think Britney Spears is kind of living in a quote-unquote podunk town. I don't know. I mean, I support the working class. But, you know, some people would like to call it a podunk town where she came from. But like Lindsay Loham, like, you were her parents like,

living in Great Neck or some shit. Maybe. I don't know where Lindsay Lohan came. In Long Island. They're not all the trash bags. Oh, sure. Yeah. But Nassau County.

Not even Suffolk County. She's from Nassau County. I'm just saying she has substance abuse. A lot of people have substance abuse. A lot of people in Long Island have substance abuse. They only get a lot of, you know, they only get a lot of money. Dave Laben was mean to her when she was, you know, the rehab stuff. I'm not saying you should have said that stuff.

But it's also like, you know, you can also get that treatment at the, you need to rest in my local town where I grew up at some bar you go I want you in rehab whore and then it's not David butterman and no one I don't know I'm just saying like I mean like with Paris Hilton in particular it felt like it feels like she's like she's a very he's aress she's a very famous person she's an he's and it's like it's very rich she was already famous what was it the sex tape they're talking about what are we complaining about she made a sex tape now her case just like the general kind of like uh ease with which people were I don't know

degrading of her or something But she and her sister were famous for like going to parties And being like drunk slobs Drunk rich slobs Well that's the thing is like they kind of made it an industry Like they kind of they made it a whole like cottage industry Like watch us go out and party Yeah

And then comment on it This is just this is just a rebranding This is just when Rush goes to 1970s It goes on an hour We were drunk whores now we're drunk victims. We're still drunk, but we're victims. You know? Right. This is just them repackaging their narcissism and their

lack of talent and the lack of anything to contribute except for, you know, whatever the inverse of voyeurism is. And go, yeah, we're a victim. Look, I've advocated every single victim has ever lived, except until now. I'm not going to, like, look, if Paris Sultan says you got raped, I'm not saying, yeah, like, no one's going to say, don't, I'm not saying rape parasom. I'm saying, of course I'm not saying. Yeah, why would you say that?

I would never say that. I'm just saying, I'm not saying it would be okay. I mean, we're talking about, is like, you know, is this really what we're going to talk about now? It's different things. It's just not the same thing. And it's like, it's weird because on some level, I feel like this is people trying to make sense of the fact that it's like, we become a very dumb hellish culture overall. and that that tends to like that's a great point it's like this is the hangover from like you know

be like oh you're going to take part in just the fucking the the the the feast of Dionysus the fucking you know the temple of Morlock or what the fuck and that was like oh that was a that was a rough one uh I really shouldn't have done that I really shouldn't have helped sacrifice that virgin when I was eating that baby's intestines I was like I saw myself in the mirror and I was like what have I become who am I I used to have dreams I mean yeah no so I don't I don't understand I don't know but people are still too in it it was like that was like a weird documentary that was a really weird documentary to watch for that reason it's because it's like it's people trying

to make sense of something that is real and is ugly but they're still very much in it like you're making a lot of money and you know what I don't feel any guilt because I never took part I never watched it, never enjoyed it. I don't read the tabloids. I don't, you know, voyeur, I'm not a warrior boy, okay? You just bypass it. And then you don't feel, oh, someone got paid a bunch of money, and then I don't like, I don't care.

You know, Britney Spears would mean, you know, she kind of had a belt down. She wanted a little crazy. Yeah. You know, don't tell me she didn't go a little crazy. You want to go crazy. People go crazy. Is it right?

I mean, no, you're all, you're all scumbags. You're all lunatics. I don't know. You know, she still seems like she's, a, you know, wounded by it mentally, honestly, if I, but I, I, I advocate for like, whatever. People get, you know, people lose their money. Let her lose their money if she wants to. I don't give a shit.

Yeah, no, I totally, this whole, like, we're all complicit thing, like, unequivocally fuck that. I would, if I was on the toilet and I saw an Us Weekly magazine across, like, on the, on the, on the fucking thing behind me, I wouldn't, I wouldn't reach for it. Like, I don't like. Our toilet? Yeah, if I was in like a waiting room toilet Wait, is that something you see like

You go to the toilets and you see us weekly? I don't know, sometimes you have toilet Who gives you magazines in the toilet? Sometimes a hand just reaches in And after it's done putting the camera where they want it, they'll hand you a magazine. Interesting. If that hand that I never know who it is.

Look, if I'm in the toilet taking it bloody shit And someone tries to hand me a copy of saucers, Canterbury Tales, fuck that, I ain't reaching for it. You can read to me if you want, but I'm not reaching for it. Maybe I should be the new Rushland. Go. Canterbury Tales, go. The Canterbury Tales.

There's a woman in there. There's a young woman in there who's cheating on her old husband with another guy, and a guy sticks a hot iron up, up his ass. That's true. That is kind of true. Remembering that you're cheating your husband. You get a hot iron in the ass back in the 1950s. What happened to that?

That's how you dealt with adultery. What happened to that? The point is I would never read an us weekly magazine or whatever the fuck these magazines. No, yeah. I mean, it's something to read while your baby's dying or something. I don't know. You know, it's like, and even if I did, it still wouldn't be like complicit in the way these people are talking about. Like, it's like it's like a, I'm not going through.

through these people's garbage cans. I mean, did Brittany lose her mind because of external factors? Maybe on some level. Because of the Timberlake boys. Well, maybe not because of the Timberlake boy. They may seem like the Timberlake boy,

like, you know, gas litter. I think it's more like the media pathologizing a teenage girl's breakup. Why did she break up with him? I don't know. They're teenagers. They're hot. Yeah, as I'm saying, as I'm saying.

He's got everything going on. He's part of 98 boys, and he's fucking. right but you're both hot you want to fuck other people yeah but he's got you know he's got his crew and 98 boys who's going to like you know coming after you 98 boys what was he in 19 in sync oh but you have some out what those 90 degrees miss remembered as being 98 boys 90 degrees whatever who's in that one nick lichetet boys the lichet boys whatever why didn't she start fucking the lichet boys who is who are the lichet boys who is who are the lichet boys Nick Lachet was the guy who used to date Jessica Simpson,

and he was a 98 boys. See, I mean, like, this is what you want. You want me to all of a sudden be a part of the culture? After 30, my 38 years, shoved me into the culture now. I'm just, I'm just trying to figure out who the 98 boys are. With 98 boys. It might work. I mean, okay, you mean 98 degrees.

Okay. Okay. All right. That is a band. That was a boy band, I guess. Yeah. I'm honestly surprised that you could call up, however inaccurately you called it up. I'm surprised you could call that up because I didn't, I didn't remember. Yeah, both are really good at Jeopardy. What's your point? I listen to like, you know, he's lost to audiobooks of Tacitus reading the history of Rome. Yeah.

I'm sorry, I have good recall. Doesn't mean I care about 98 boys. Did Tacitus cover 98 degrees? He covered Tiberius fucking babies. It's kind of the same thing. I think it was, for those of you who haven't read them, was a contemporary Roman historian from the, I don't know, like 40 AD or some shit.

And apparently Tiberius, they say, I mean, he probably was disenfranchised his family was by Tiberius. So when he's talking about Tiberius, just fucking mouthings, that might have been an overstatement. But he literally does talk about that. And if you watch Caligula, the movie, with Alex McDowell, whatever,

from a copacalgar orange. Oh, yeah. That's, like, based on, I mean, it has to come from fascinous. I mean, you know, so he's just, he just went with it. He's like, he, he, he didn't read that blurb about how maybe take over the grand salt.

Right. Put this in our porn. Is it a porn movie? I forget. I don't know if I ever watched the whole thing in Collegula. I don't think I've seen the whole thing either. I've seen that the scene where they're, they're mowing over the heads.

Remember when the Roman emperse used to fuck little babies in the mountains. It's back in the 1950s. 19-50s So I don't know I don't know why she broke up with the guy I don't know why you don't just Just give her her money And let her like lose it in Vegas or whatever

I don't care I don't like I just don't care I can't care I just but like But yeah You shouldn't be able to put someone Into a conservative Especially because it helps them

Especially if it helps them You shouldn't be able to do it Why is she all of a sudden she gets to keep her money, I lost $250 on the AMC stock. So when you enter into, when you're on this, when somebody becomes your conservator. My daddy put me in a conservatorship. Did that mean that when like an adult person becomes part of a conservatorship, does that mean that like you're kind of a baby again?

Maybe. Maybe what are you getting? What are you thinking? What are you got an angle? We get, we get fed. You get my dad to make me a conservator and then he just suckles me on his tits. And then he has to make you eggs He gets to make me eggs

Role reversal And they still burn his house down A beautiful boy I'm sorry daddy I didn't know I've burned your house though Maybe you should have fucking listen last time And then I mean I don't know

I guess you're a baby Are you saying you I'm missing a fucker I can see the appeal Of being a baby I've never understood that I never understood these people want to go back in time

I mean I know My childhood wasn't that bad, but I just don't care. I remember being a child. I didn't have a radio flyer childhood. Wouldn't that guy get beaten? Whatever. What's a famous childhood? Tom Sawyer?

Leave it to beaver. Yeah. That seems so boring. I mean, I wish I could grow up in the road with my dad's trying to teach me to shoot myself in the head. If I don't come back in five minutes, put this gun in your mouth, you put a bullet trigger. There's very bad things happening outside. I mean, like, that seems fun. but I have no

Remember in the 1950s When no one would make you shoot yourself with the head I don't like that I like the current post-apocalypse I'm just I don't know What's so great about being a little baby, a little kid I mean you fucking This idea's idea like you know

Not being a little kid Being a little kid It sucks I have no sense of wonder Because you must know that about me I don't have a sense of wonder I'm a cynical mind And I view the world

In a very analytical way And I'm also fat Just fucking shoveling through my mouth Well I'm just passionately viewing the world I just think being a baby It's kind of like It's like It's a little bit like being dead

But it's cozier Like it's like being a little kid That's stressful That's exactly You sound exactly like every progressive Every Marxist Every Keynesian economist when you get down to it it's like it's all death cult it's all you know in the long run

we'll all be dead and you oh that's what you're about and you're like what's the way about being a baby well it's like being dead but you but cozier it's like oh i don't want to be dead i'm a i'm a red-blooded american i have sex and eat meat all right and i'm below you know i'm just i'm not like a i'll only take like rush lumball but you know i mean like i embrace life to the extent that like I'm alive you never want to just get you never want to have the feeling of getting swaddled swaddled look I don't I don't go for gender types here but like so I can't I can't say I'm a man man can get swallowed I don't know what that maybe you want to get rid of gender and call something else I'm I'm a slob I'm a slob I'm a slob

can't be swallowed whatever it is it doesn't like being swaddled that's me no I need to move my arms around you ever see me talk i move my arms all the time that's true can't be swaddled who what was this who needs to be taken care of like this much brittney spears enough with it just fucking deal with it it's all you know it's all relative just imagine a giant man like a somebody like three times your size and they're just taking a giant blanket and they're just like they're just wrapping you up and it really tight imagine a bit his underwear smells because he's so big something it's just you know he's got a little bit of a streak in his underwear and it smells like the fucking, you know, the sewer of New York City.

The New York, the Gotham, the sewer of the Big Apple. Big Apple sewer right in your ass, right in your mouth. And it's just like wafting, like the East River right in your face. Oh, it's a while I'm being comforted by this giant shit monster. Every giant's a shit monster. Next. Next. I guess we should talk about Texas.

Yeah. I have nothing that offered them. I wish I could give you heat. I wish I could give you warmth, the warmth of my body. It seems fucked up, right? I'm not blaming Texas. It seems screwed.

Yeah, I don't see how one could logically. Well, people. Well, no, but some people, well, there's things. Some people are saying that, like, they're deregulative. Oh, yeah, the government, sure, for not preparing. Well, I think the people, a lot of them,

embrace that kind of spirit of judgment. deregulation on some level right am i wrong i don't know i don't know much about texas you also have liberal i mean i think austin's kind of a liberal enclave no one told you make a liberal enclave in texas i mean like that i can't get on board with that there's liberals in austin well you knew what you were building come on yeah and sometimes look people are born where they're born and then it's like it's the you know you have a bunch of people around you don't want to regulate anything why you make a christian enclave in the middle of fucking turan i mean it's not it's not what they're doing there.

It's not shit on either side. It's like, that's not what this is here. It's like, we want to make an enclave. Well, you know, we're all about dying in the cold. We're not about that. Maybe, why'd you come here? Right. I'm just saying.

No, but look, I don't know. I don't know what to think. I'm just saying, I don't even know if it's unreasonable. We never snow was we got to make pipes that, you know, don't burst. Can't we just like, you know, those things when you've skied once in my life and I crash into a woman and they put a circle on my tag and say if you crash into another woman you're done so I'm not skiing boy I won't purpose I'm not a boy you skis but you don't have to ski but they give you those little packets you can buy them and then you crush them and

they're warm what am I thinking of warm crush packs and so you're suggesting those we drop those Some airplanes. Okay. That might not be the most. We drop fire. Why can't we napalm fields? There's oil fields in Texas. Why can't we light them on fire?

Yeah, sure. I don't mean that in like a coy way. Like just drop some napalm. I mean, like, why can't we buy in a balance here? I mean, Malibu's always on fire. Texas is cold. Let's figure this out. Can we get some of that fire bring it over here?

I don't know. It might create new problems. Yeah, well, there's always new problems. The week of the, I didn't say carbon, I said napalm. Carpet bomb is something very different. I didn't even say fire bomb, but, you know, selective fire bomb. I don't know. I'm, you can't bomb a fucking, there's like an old alamo, bullshit alamo tourist attraction.

And you go, look, we're going to give you a top dollar for this. We're the government of Texas. We're going to give you top dollar. And we're going to firebomb your factory. And then there's fire. Right. looking gather around the fire i don't know i mean sure you you get you get me in a room with a bunch of scientists and i i'm just there jock in their heads i'm just going look look like try this

what's the version of this that works i go nothing nothing like that will ever work i go no what's the version don't don't be don't be a fucking stick in the mud here help help me out here what are you a biochemist maybe we get some different chemicals we douse the state in different You know, like there's chemical, the lights, glow sticks, glow sticks are chemicals. You crush them and those chemicals mix? Maybe that's warm. Well, we just drop those chemicals on it.

I don't know. And they go, oh, it's poisonous. A baby drinks a little of it. All right, so we lose a couple. We're losing babies already. You lose a couple of babies who are breaking even. Other people will maybe get warm. I go, well, it's not actually warm.

It just glows. But the glowing. It can help them psychological. Logically, right? It'll win hearts and minds. Yeah. I'm not here trying to save everyone. We're trying to fucking get this going.

Look, I work for Joe Biden, and Joe Biden wants to look good. You know? Did I help? Yeah, I think that's, I think you solved it. I mean, I don't say solved, but I put it in the right to write. In two minutes flat. I'm like a compass. The compass.

I didn't even say compass before I figured out the, what do you call that? Mashup. Yeah. She called me the gun. Cump piss. Cump piss. I mean, I want to,

that's not going to be the name of the episode, but I know what the name of the episode is going to be already. Yeah. But I feel like comp piss would be a close second. Cump piss.com. Anyway, I think it was a fun episode. Yeah, I think so too. Thanks everyone for joining us.

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