Kump - 65 - Doctor Kump

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray's sushi incident, trying marmite, and the most recent royal family scandal. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump back early? Are we back early? No, we're late. We missed you. You know, I'm at the butcher shop. I work, where I'm abused, where I'm spit upon by the masses of the public who have, who send strong men to get their meats because of the middle of a pandemic, because they send these Uber Eats guys to get meat from me, and then they spit on me and they

call me a cornish game hen if, if, if, if, but fatter. I didn't realize they were so abusive to you. I think that's too worthy, but it still hurts, you know, I mean, because they're traditionally like I'd be such a fat cornish game hen there's such small things but these people and we don't even sell them it's a shitty butcher shop it's not like a fancy place you get cornish game hen and like patay you know uh so i'm sorry i was working you know uh extra whatever it doesn't matter you're here we're everything's fine no one's no one's spitting on me now uh hello lucy hello uh we uh we

I've talked a lot about wanting to get out of this country not because of politics. We just don't like the way it is. Yeah, we don't like freedom. We think freedom's overrated. We think just in general the idea of representative government is another thing. Yeah. A little less of it.

I'm just kidding. Maybe a bit A bit less A bit less of what Freedom Yeah A bit less freedom I know I want to be dominated I want

You really want to be bent over We just want to go to England Yeah That's just the reality We just want to go I love freedom I'm a big liberty boy I mean

I'm all about You know Just the free swings in the market You know You go to work And you die You die After 80 years of putting

corn On your back and you're lugging it is a cornflake factory and you just fucking, you know, it's like this capitalism. It's fine. But no, we want to go to England.

We're Australia. We're up in the air about that. And so we have tried today. I've had it before in my life because I'm a man in the world. But Lucy had never tried Marmite. If you're not familiar with Marmite, they bring up on a lot of British shows, incidentally.

It's sticky. It's a yeast extract, which basically means I want to slander marmite. I think it's the sludge that you find in the bottom of an industrial vat of beer. So that's, does that make you feel better about eating it? Did you not know that? I mean, if that's what it is. Did you not realize that when you were eating it? Then it tastes really good.

Sure. Then it tastes much better than it has any right to taste. Yeah. I'll say, because it's supposed to be like when you have. have a car which you've not famously never driven that much but uh if you have i'm afraid famously afraid of cars yeah but uh i should make i let's be like a catch i mean i say it enough but like we should formally make it a catchphrase you know you're famously uh suing me for slander um but yeah but it's basically uh you know when you when you have like the the

shifter for like you know not even like a sick shift like you know park and neutral and there's that thing there and then you have to clean it for a few years the screen's going off we need this needs to have my branding behind me there it goes uh it's a sludge that's there that's there that's what you would think marmite would taste like yeah but it's a little better than that it's what did you think of marmite it's a paste you basically put it on to a toast type It's very sticky. It has sort of like a caramel-y texture. Yeah, and texture, sure.

It doesn't taste like sweet caramel. What did you think of the... It's a very polarizing food stuff from the UK. You know, I actually, I ended up liking it because I didn't realize this kind of until I took a few bites of marmite, which you basically toasted a piece of bread. An English muffin. Yeah, an English muffin.

Put a bunch of butter on it. Right. And then spread a little marmite on the butter. Yeah. And it's one of those foods where it's like a part of the experience is that there's going to be one or two bites where you get a little too much of it. Yeah. And you just kind of have to like enjoy that experience. Kind of like sex.

Right. Kind of like fucking. It's kind of like fucking in that way. Because sometimes you're just inside that pussy and you get a little too much. Yeah. But it's just, you know, when it's just one or two strokes here and there, That can be part of the fun. I mean, I'm at too much.

I get too much pussy. Oh, you get too much money? Oh, you feel the same way? I didn't realize you felt the same way. But in a nice way, it's like it's a kind of a... No, sometimes I'm just having sex. I'm like, yeah, enough. Yeah.

This is a little much. No, it's fine. You're great. It's silly. We're just being silly here. Can a pussy be ever too tight? Sure. Especially if you're getting older, maybe.

You know, and you don't have a little. I'm not speaking from experience. I'm just saying, but yeah, like, you know, I mean, what is this the fucking? I know, I know it can get dry. What is this the fucking, you know, the L.A. Bros. podcast? I don't know. Yo, what you got to do is spit all over your fucking hand and then fucking slather her and you spit. You know, we're going to call her.

Yo, Ray, I got a fucking tip for Lucy here. What you need to do is get some WD. 40 and you drink that, you spit on it. You call it the rusty mechanic. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, 95. Thank you. We were really pushing the boundaries of shock, shock radio here.

Can the pussy be too tight? Today's topic. Yeah, I mean, it can be for you, maybe. You know, yeah, it's like some people like, some people can get into the experience like that with food, where it's like part of the fun of it is that you might get a little, you know, part of the fun of it is that, like, you're not literally enjoying

every second of it. It's a new thing. You know, it's like, yeah. It's scary. It's a little scary. Yeah. But there were other parts of it. Especially when I pulled a knife on you, you know, English muffin, you know,

what do you think? Like, fucking started poking you with the knife. You put a knife right in my eye. I was, to be fair, to be fair, I was never going to stab you. Yeah. But I like to pretend they will. I think that's fun.

What's wrong with that? sure um you get you get something nice i got this from amazon that i had to ship this to us i don't deserve a little fun stabby stabby just a kid and joke ha ha ha ha ha cornish camman wins again sure i come so much harder that way yeah but none of this is true i don't keep lucy in a box and poke poker with marmite knife um well force feeding me marmite that'd be some kind of kink but the parts of it that were more lightly slathered in marmite sure uh they had a really nice little like it was just a little touch of like smokiness almost yes it's lovely it's nice it's a lovely food

stabby stabby uh we're going to move on this is not the anthony bourdain look i said what you wanted me to say okay this is not the anthony bourdain hour where we You know, before we, we, what do we, besides ending up life. I mean, he did that stuff before that, right? He was a cook. Get cheated on by that weird Italian woman. Oh, she cheated on him with like a fucking kid, right? Yeah, I mean, he probably treated on her, too, to be fair, but.

Yeah, but, you know, he's probably picking up lot lizards as a fucking even out burger. Oh. It's just a simple thing. I had it in it. It's not, it's fine. It's good. I mean, of course, I'd eat. it against him but like oh you watch the videos he's the smash patty it's how you it's just

good that way simple yeah i guess this what you're saying anthony bourdain sounds sounded like yeah it's it's it's it's interpretation of anthony poor dine i'm not i'm not an impressionist by trade i'm not like you know jack benny or something was that jack benny did you're making him sound like he was like the boom guy he was there the band was it boomer ban. Well, this wasn't no reservations when they go to some fucking, you know, war-torn country and they, like, ask him to make them peas for dinner. Make us your best peas and go.

Well, they hire a fixer and they go, can we come to your dinner for a house? Yeah. I have a stroke. Can you hear you a house for dinner? I didn't even notice that. A fixer is someone who, like, guides you through a foreign country. Yeah. If you're, like, you know, whatever, a production.

So I'm assuming they would just go to, like, their fixer's house and demand that their dying mother make them a goat stew. Yeah. So they can film it for CNN or whoever. They just go to the rubble of what used to be a house and, you know. How are olives he got here? I bet you grow nice olives. But no, he was told him to smash patties on the In-N-Out program.

I mean, I guarantee if you watch that video, it's not that far off. This was not one of those. He was like, oh, the war, the country not touched since the Rudyard Kipling wrote about, like, you know, just horseshit. Rudyard Kipling wants to run of Afghanistan, something, something, something British Empire. Let's try some, what kind of food they have in Afghanistan? I guess this is why they hired him and not me. I mean, I could do that job. I can do the drop way better than you.

All right, what kind of really have rice? Most place is that rice, right? It's a pretty popular food rice. Let's try your rice. I should pitch a show to, is a food network still exist? Yeah, I think they do. Show me your rice. That's the name of the show.

Let's see your rice. And I just go to different countries and go, what kind of rice you got? Well, it looks like good rice. when I try some of your rice And it's just like And most of the episode That's like the first 10 minutes of each episode And then the rest of the episode

It's just about this family Trying to get you out of their house Without upsetting you too much But like Yeah I'm being a bastard I gotta be honest I'm just demanding

You're running rough shots I'm getting me takeout I go off camera I don't want these just crap pokey on camera Think of it as a prop. I'm not, this is not my dinner. Terrible.

I would never do that. I love indigenous rice or whatever. Different people's rice. You know, whatever. I mean, I would be an honor to eat people's rice,

but, you know, the show doesn't work if I'm not a bastard. Let's to be honest, that's why we want to go to England or something because like the shows there

are simpler. They don't need to, this screen keeps going off. I'm sorry. I mean to keep wiggling it. Why don't you just, said it a certain way. I couldn't figure it out.

Okay. I feel like I figured it out before, but I'm just going to have to wiggle it. Well, then wiggle it then. Okay. The people are going to lose their minds. I have thousands of fans who all they do is talk about the background and how it's not high enough or low enough, how I should be, you know, it should be smashed against my head for my, you know, all my various crimes, whatever. The point was I was getting on was that, you know, British show. They're simpler, right?

You don't need to have a, like, you know, me just, you know, demanding, what do you mean? They don't have Taco Bell? And it's the middle of Thailand or I don't know. Do they have Taco Bell in Thailand? Um, I'm sure, I, yeah, they must, right? Maybe it's not a, I love it. It's not a they must kind of thing.

Yeah, but. It drew me there. Like, they must. Look, if they know it's good for them, they do. My entire image. If they don't want to go to the way of, what's one? Or who did we overthrow? Guadamala.

Remember Guadamala didn't want a Taco Bell? They think it was about the bananas, but it was also the Taco Bell. It was early days. The idea of going to Thailand and not seeing a Taco Bell and going, well, I'm just shocked. No, burrito. I don't want a spring roll. Would they have spring rolls in Thailand? You got Thai food the other day.

and there was a spring roll there, but I don't know if it's a Thai thing, really. Oh, yeah, Thai spring rolls, they're a thing. Yeah. Saved, but save, I always got in trouble for co-opting the wrong culture. That's the thing. You can't, well, I assume, if I, if I start, if, if you start talking about, you know, like, if you start talking about, you know, Malaysia and saying, how your egg rolls, that's not good. You can't just simplify cultures, you know, oh, how's your pork fry, right?

How's your general has chicken, uh, Singapore? Like, what's China? And what's your response to that? It's like, you know, the fences. Yeah. Oh, well, why wouldn't you also? Why would they? It's a different country.

I'm not accusing you of it. I'm going to say, I have to be careful. What? Am I yelling at you? I think I'm being, I think I'm being a genteel host. I'm saying we can't make mistakes here. I know, yeah.

There's a, there's a clock going after us. They're coming for us one day. Yeah. The cancel clock. What are we talking about? Marmite. Moving to England. Moving to England.

Yeah, I don't know. The Marmite's fine. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't much to go, you know. It's not going to be a whole segment. No. What else do we have? What else are we entertaining people with today?

Oh, do you want to tell people a bit? Oh, speaking of food. Okay, so... The Japanese food incident? Okay, well, I was going to get to that. I was going to build up to it like Rudy Kippling. All right, so basically, Lucy went out yesterday to go grocery shopping. So I'm alone in the apartment.

And we get a buzzer on the thing, much that we do... Look, we get stuff delivered all the time. I had the Marmite coming yesterday. That's the thing. The Marmite was coming yesterday. So I assumed it was the Marmite. Not every time, but sometimes you... Amazon guy has to

Buzz. Sometimes he has a key. Sometimes he doesn't. I don't know how it works. I'm not a cop. Okay? So I get a buzz. I get a knock on the door two minutes later. And I go, thank you.

Because it's a pandemic. I don't open the doors. That make me in a feat, you know, royals? No, I think they appreciate that. I'm a good person. So he goes, thank you. He leaves the marmite there, but it's not the marmite. And open the door and it's this bag.

I'm like, well, that's a big, it's a takeout bag. that I were, you know, I text you, did you order food? I didn't open the bag. What was it? You wouldn't mind if I opened the outside bag of your takeout. I was looking sushi. I'm like, Lucy, did you order sushi? And what did you say?

I said no. No, she didn't, okay? So I'm sitting there going, all right, well, it's the sushi here. Now, people, I've had stuff delivered to the wrong address before, so of you. And what happens? They send you another one, right? Because what are you going to do? go to someone's apartment and ask for the food back and then like bring that food somewhere else

that seems crazy that's what i'm thinking in my head i go look this is sushi uh i mean someone might come be back for it but that'd be weird for the person getting it eventually right and also uh you know it's just like by the time i decide well now it's time to eat it not gonna be good anymore so you're I'm going to eat this. It was some kind of weird cream cheese roll, which didn't look that good, but actually was very good. I enjoyed it. I was watching a documentary on YouTube about Super Mario World,

the Super N-E-S game. I don't know why. I think it came up on YouTube. I said, I'll just watch this. Just eating someone else's sushi, enjoying a documentary. Yeah. This is a good day. It was nice.

That's like a good day. So, look, sometimes you get beat. Sometimes you beat. life i'm thinking look victim's crime they're gonna get their sushi right right and uh so a guy like like 15 20 minutes later i done eating for a while i get knocking the another ringing the bell um like seeing the guy i'm like all right and i buzz them up and i assume is this guy gonna come bring me another thing of sushi this time i'll tell him not to leave it right like don't do it again because like this happens all the time with these delivery people i mean not all that

Some of them are great. They're all heroes. They're the heroes. The men at Normandy Beach, Omaha Beach, storming, you know, on D-Day are nothing compared to these delivery, you know, first response to the 9-11, trash, compared to this.

Compared to this or trash. The heroes of the pandemic are delivering. I'm not going down that road. But I'm just saying sometimes, you say, you live your own address, and they just do it again. So I'm like, it's probably what he's doing. So he's not to the door, he opened up, and he's like, oh, the food,

well, it wasn't, there's a language barrier, but I'm not going to do the impression of the language barrier. But basically, it's nice to say, he's like, he's kind of miming or gesturing, like, no, no, no, I didn't order that food. And he goes, it's gone, it's kind of giving me that moment and go, like, what did you do, throw it out? He didn't say that, but he's kind of like, it's not here anymore. And I just, I figure, like, you know, well, you know, he's,

he's not going to shoot me or anything so I'm like I hate it I was kind of like well no I didn't know if you're going to come back so I just ate it and he like the look of just dejected disappointment in his eyes and this and just kind of polite disgust uh I really broke this guy's heart he what he looked he like oh and then he kind of like went towards the elevator and turned back and he actually gave me one of these he didn't want to do I don't I mean what was I supposed to do what was I supposed to do was I supposed to go throughout my building and make sure that no one in the building or sushi start knocking on doors my neighbors are terrible I'm not doing that they'll stick in

the hallway I'm going to go knocking on your door and like getting infected so you can hand you some sushi and then and then when you have chances i can picture these people also being like i don't want it now that you've had it i'm not going to give them a chance to say that some things like sometimes life is about not giving people the chance get over on you and i'm not going to let some neighbor who sings in the hallway like an asshole have the opportunity to have that moment when he goes well i don't want it and that's been in your apartment do you really think that that that someone would say that though don't you think it's more that they'd be like, oh, thank you so much.

Fuck. Even if they were disgusted by you for some reason and they didn't want to eat something you had touched, I feel like they'd still be like, oh, thank you so much. No. And then privately. People, look, there are people who still cut the crust of their peanut butter sandwiches in their 30s. This is an epicenter of people like that.

Right. These fucking just narrowed well, nothing doing just rich kids. I'm agoraphobic and. I don't eat fucking, you know, anything but vegan beans. And they would, I could see them being like, I don't want to touch it. One question. Yeah. When you looked at the bag, did you look at the ticket to see if maybe it said the apartment?

I looked all around for a ticket. You think I'm crazy here? Okay. I forgot to mention it. I looked all over the goddamn bag for a ticket. I looked inside the bag. I looked around the bag. the bag sure

look all over the bag then I think the sushi is yours yeah no I mean but I'm just this guy rights of abandonment right no yeah but this guy acted as if I did like a fucking massacre in the village

in some country during a war I'm just some fucking like I'm a Navy seal and I just I'm a Navy seal who Trump pardoned who fucking stabbed a dead guy who were we're stab the guy in the hospital. That's the look I was given when that guy who, I'm part,

the money of you seal, when like, oh, where's that, you know, prison that we had that was chained to the bed and there's, you know, you stabbed him?

The death? That's what you're saying. That's, that's the energy he gave me. Yeah, he couldn't have been more disgusted with you if he had just caught you, like,

stealing food from a food bank. Right. Like running away with, like, you know. Beating up little kids and taking their pudding. Putting, not pudding. Just pudding cups spilling out of your pockets as you run from the food. Yeah, yeah. Like they're the cancer kid in a hospital.

And I'm walking out the room and the cancer kid's like, where's my pudding? And then at that moment, the pudding cup folded out of my, my fucking shorts or whatever. And then he's like a nurse. He looks at me and goes, that's I mean that was I mean I feel like in this case it's like I mean

what are you going to do bring it to something I didn't know it wasn't mine I didn't know it wasn't mine but I thought it was yours oh yeah sure I didn't know who the call I was yelling at him I don't know what the call what is he going to do is he on the hook for this now

is that what's going to happen I assume that he just has to make another trip like he hasn't make another round trip oh i assumed he had to like at that moment like oh is he got like pay for this i have his pocket because he fucked up no i mean i think that's probably it's like you know you could theoretically say like i don't know he loses money through losing time or something but because he it's hard they may they may stick it to him maybe you fucked up you brought the fucking you brought that sushi to the dumpster boy who eats everything you that's the

Well, it's tricking the book. You leave sushi for him that he didn't order and he eats it. You fucking should have no matter. Actually, you're right. I am kind of like working weirdly under the assumption that this isn't a hell world where everyone is like a unprotected gig worker. Yeah. But it's like, so yeah, you may, yeah, you may have fucked him.

What am. It wasn't even that good. I mean, it was all, it wasn't when I was ordered. Uh, oh. yeah screen this is going to go all episode there's no screen in the background we could we could have clip we could have that that was a million dollar segment we just did we could have it would have been the dumpster we were called dumpster boy fucks delivery man uh and we've got a million hits and that might but won't have to come branding in the background

so we're fucked we're screwed for life that was our ticket I'm giving you the most I'm sorry transition me oh okay I'm trying to let you back into the transition chair okay all right so you want to talk about the royal family

okay so these fucking royal family if we're going to move to England I got a real problem if we do move that might be more move to Australia but they're also like in charge of that so that's an issue they're also

in charge of Australia aren't they actually I think maybe they are yeah it's the United Kingdom it's not but you can Australia's not part of the United Kingdom is it

I don't know what is the United Kingdom it's Great Britain Scotland Wales Ireland or Northern Ireland I don't know it's not important aren't all of these places like there all of these places are like sovereign countries

in addition to being part of the United Kingdom right who knows I want to read a book book about England whatever the fuck what's the difference between England and Wales I watched that crown show and like apparently Wales is very bitter

about you know the person who's a prince of Wales not speaking Welsh so they made Charles speak Welsh it's like aren't there like don't you fight wards or something like what's don't you have like an economic meltdowns or like in fucking pot like you're worried about what the fucking dork language he speaks right yeah it doesn't seem like a real well i think it was supposed to be something about like you know their they're they're fading cultural identity right yeah whatever i don't care i mean it's fine everyone gets cultural identity i don't know what to do for wales But, you know, Megan Markle is going to be on the, is the Oprah Winfrey show or is that no longer a thing? Yeah, I think Oprah is interviewing. But it's not the Oprah movie show because that's no longer, it's been around for years.

Yeah, that hasn't been on for a while. She's just going to be like a one-off Oprah. That's a bigger deal than this interview, I feel like. Has Oprah done an interview in like 20 years? Oh, yeah, good point. When was the last time she did an interview? I mean, for all I know yesterday, but I feel like this is the first time. I don't know.

I don't watch, was it own? Right. And the Oprah magazine, when she's always on the cover, it used to be a goo, like something that people would make fun of. And now everyone just accepts. That's life in this country.

It's just like something absurd and something's a subject of ridicule and mockery. Like Oprah just keeps putting herself on the cover of our magazines. It seems weird. And now it's just, except that's just what it is. Much like, you know, poverty and the end-dudel And, uh, reality TV. You're saying, you're saying, we shouldn't be accepting this necessarily.

It's weird. It's just weird. I'm just saying. I don't know. So Oprah is going to be. Look, yeah. It's weird. It feels like a kind of a, it feels weirdly like a Trumpy move, like something Trump would do.

Like he was like, Trump and Oprah are kind of, she was going to, they were to have a run for a what happened with that right they should have run together i mean imagine they became a couple that probably most people wouldn't want that because he's he gets accused of a lot of racism and he does a lot of racism i guess to you know i'm not trying yeah yeah he's he does a lot of things that you know you could say you could say a racist and i would right no if they got married i think america would hate that yeah but if they ran to They would be the real, what you call it, half the cards, a couple.

They might, yeah, they might take over the world if they ran together. They would just start shooting people. They would become school shooters. It would be great. But anyway, Oprah is going to be interview with Megan Markle and Prince Harry, who is famously just the son of Princess Diana and her butler. Or her bodyguard? Who was the guy?

Oh, it was like an army guy. Some army guy. Right. Apparently, Prince Diana was just, you know, she liked to hook up with his army guy. And he looked just like Prince Harry. Well, I guess that would be slander to say. I don't know. That shows, you know, I knew about it before.

Point, you know, everything comes from the crown. All right. I'm, you know, an educated guy, kind of. But yeah, what's going on to this interview? So, I don't know. It's supposed to, it's going to air tonight. And so there's been some, like, rumblings before that. I still don't totally understand, like, royal family drama

and how you're supposed to interpret it. Because it's always just people saying, like, what sounds like sort of polite things. But then, like, there will be some anchor on TV going, like, so the queen just told her to go fuck herself, you know? It's like, there seems to be this translation that goes on that I'm not, I don't really have any talent for. But it's like, I guess the.

The queen made some speech about unity before, and that's supposed to be some secret signal. And then, like, Megan and Harry are probably going to go on and talk about how they want to, like, spread love, and that'll be some kind of contemptuous signal. Yeah, I mean, they're going to apparently accuse the British press of being racist and, I don't know, Prince Philip. I mean, what do you think he did?

You think Prince Philip, you think anyone dropped the Mward? I'm asking, I don't know. It just seems like... You think you're having a fucking Buckingham Palace ball. And then, you know, Prince Philip, you know, the queen's husband just comes out, like, doing one of those stupid, like, like, Justin Thoreau, doing black, like, blackface with the, like, as a hip-hop guy. You know, like, he's like, oh, no, I'm doing, like, a roster hip-hop thing. And everyone, it was a really awkward rap. And, like, someone, like, he had someone to write him a rap, but it was, like, someone, like, it was, like, the court.

poet or whatever it wasn't it wasn't like a rapper and even still you know he's not going to deliver it well and then like it was and he was just it was it was incredibly important you're a terrible thing to do but do you think that happened um well doesn't he kind of have a reputation like in england for being racist i don't know he's kind of a cunt right because we've been watching some british tv and i feel like a lot of the time when someone says a joke about prince phillop it has to do with him being a big racist. Yeah. I don't know where he ranks in racism, but he's born.

I don't think he'd drop an M-bomb just because it seems like the kind of thing like royalty wouldn't do because it's not like dignified or whatever. Even what if he was doing in a rap? What if he was rapping to the engagement party? And he thought, this is going to be really great. I was going to love this. I'm the Prince of England. And, uh,

and this is and it was even if he said nothing which you probably said other stuff in the rap that was right like just allusions to things allusions to cultural cliches whatever you know think of every 90s sitcom and you know you can think of a scene where someone does this right sure uh the queen's just just mortified but also doesn't know why right she's not like progress like she she she's she just thinks he's being a clown they know look at him look at him I'm showing a motion. Yeah, right. No good.

Meanwhile, he's just, you know, she doesn't care. She just doesn't like that he's engaging in frivolities. Right. Right. She doesn't even clock in his black face. You know, she's whatever. She's like that.

I don't know. Why are you wearing fancy dress? That's what they call it over there. Instead of a costume, they call it, fancy dress. Oh, can you believe Philip with his fancy dress? Terrible. And, uh, and then, you know, and Kate middled him,

is that the other one's wife, the other Queen of England? William, that's William's wife? They were all just doing beatbox. She was doing the beatbox for him. Like, oh, Kate, can I make you a big, quite a little favor? I'm going to do a splendid skit

at Megan's thing. And, you know, could you beatbox for me? And then she does. And she spits a little in, and she's just, And then they're making it was like, This is kind of inappropriate And they all just I don't know

Help me have way here Help me paint this picture Do you think that happens? I think it definitely happens Right. Thank you. I like to think that Prince Philip is racist

But not in like The virulent overt old school way But instead in like An 80s movie kind of way. Yeah, well, like, and he's also like, you know, he was, he was kind of born in the time

when, especially people of wealth. You didn't have to be, like, a racist scumbag, but you were allowed to be. Yeah. Like a rich guy back, I mean, even, even not rich guys. But, I mean, like, you know, I think even, I think Churchill was probably less racist and public than him.

Or was Churchill a racist, I don't know. You think Churchill was less publicly, was less racist in public than Philip? Yes. well i don't know i feel like i feel like it's the opposite because it seems like philip i don't know if there's any like record of him saying racist things i think he's just supposed to be like a privately racist i didn't like the way he you know was on that show he seemed he seemed like a bad guy so i'm just assuming i mean i everything is churchill would actually make speeches where

he was like we have to like do terrible things to indian people what's a good point uh but then you Yeah, look, that thing was Trump and, like, you know, everyone, but Rumsfeld gets a pass. And, you know, and fucking Cheney gets a pass, but Trump is the villain of all time. Right. So I don't know. Yeah.

Is evade in Iraq? It's what it is. It is all, yeah. Who knows how these things work? The standards are a little weird. Apparently, the royal family is saying in response to whatever, they don't know if they know what is going to be said. But they're, they're claiming that making marks.

Markle was a real problem. And Harry was a real problem, a real mean to their staff, abusive. That, for the engagement thing, they had a fucking shooting party and, uh, or hunting party where people come to hunt pheasants and Cornish game hens,

uh, like me. And, um, she ordered these embroidered blankets. Like to give out his party favors. And, uh, they were the wrong shade of red. And then she just fucking shot her assistant or something. This is what's rumored. Shatter in the face.

Shatter in the face. Just really undressed her with her mouth. Punched her in the gun. That thing is that. You got really undressed. Wait, say that again? Really undressed. I said undressed her with her mouth.

But it feels so close to something that could be a phrase. But it's also like so deeply inappropriate. Yeah, I didn't mean like. It would never be a phrase. What am I getting that here? I'm a real dressing down That's the thing, right? Give them real dressing down.

I mean, you are using your mouth being used. Look, I mean, it seemed, and apparently they were just very demanding, and then Prince of, which one is he, the redhead? What? I just want to come up with any excuse to use that phrase now. I really want to make it a real idiom or whatever. When the queen found out, she really didn't trust him. with a mouth. Those capital riders really undressed Mike Pence down with their mouth.

Yeah. It's a good one. It's good. But apparently, like, so Harry and her were abusive. Yeah. And, like, you were complaining. And so, like, the staff all kind of, like, bitch or something. And so Harry apologized.

And that went over well. This is what they said. And that went over well. Megan tried to get them all breakfast And that didn't go over well So God knows what this breakfast was Like she put a bunch of fucking Like frosted flake boxes

Those little ones Right Like she gets a fun pack So this is her basically This breakfast for the staff This is a this is This was supposedly It was an apology breakfast

Yeah mea culpa Yeah It was called a mea culpa I'm so sorry breakfast I'm so sorry breakfast So And she got him a fun pack. How does one, look, if someone,

if someone got me breakfast as an apology, right. Like, I'd be inclined to be like, okay, this is nice. It's like, you know, it's like, what's the minimum breakfast you would need? Assuming that it's the minimum quality breakfast. What's the minimum quality?

Let's put the ground at work there. Which for me would be a couple of different options on toast. A couple of different options. Wait, wait, wait, okay. So how's that work? And maybe some other bread stuff like. Wait, wait, wait, well, what's the? buffet what are we talking about here i think a nice buffet could definitely do the trick okay but what do you

what you envisioning when you say a couple different options on toast like someone just pans you three different plates of toast he goes eat the one you want no you have like toast baskets right baskets of toast okay or maybe like one of those little like toaster machines but you know they're she wants to bring you a toaster and then three baskets of bread well you know you can toast your own bread What are you talking about? You know how when you're at a buffet, you have like a basket of different breads and you can run it through like a quick toaster?

No. And like... I didn't realize that. So that you have fresh toast. Okay. I'm not a maniac. So I mean, I was kind of on the staff side, but now you're going to, maybe you're right.

Maybe they were like you and they wanted to make Markle to have like a toaster strap to her back. And you're in a basket, holding a basket of breads. And he goes, Oh, hi, I'm so sorry. I'm such you. What, which kind of toast do you want?

And they go, well, I'll have the wheat toast love. And then she goes, no, beer a jiffy. And she fucking throws in her bag and, like, toast it and, like, burns herself. Look, considering the offense that preceded it, I don't think is unreasonable to expect Megan Markle to carry around a toaster in a baby bjorn.

And, you know, and ready at the very least two different types of toast for you. Sure, okay. I mean, okay. Look, no, I'm imagining this in the context of a buffet where you have a couple of different options on bread and then you can run it through a quick toaster yourself. We've got toast covered.

Well, this is part of your minimum options for apologies being accepted. So then I'd expect, you know, some muffins. Okay, so you want, toast and my... You're just getting the carbs out of the way first. Look, I think it's appropriate for like a continental style breakfast. Like, I think some muffins, like blueberry, cranberry. Okay. I think is enough.

What about crumpet? What about scone? A scone would be nice. A scone option. Doesn't seem to ever end, does it? Okay, and then, sure, are we going to have protein here? Yeah, of course. So then I think fruit salad

You know You're looking at me like I'm I just like I hope I never get on the wrong side of you Because I'm like what am I going to have to you know What kind of fucking apology breakfast I'm an English muffin and a fucking glass of orange juice What are we doing here? You can't serve people that if you're Megan Marley

I'm assuming she got them like a fucking Like I said a fun pack of cereal When everyone gets a little box and a single half gallon of milk. And so, like, and you poured into the box and eat it. Yeah. And then they were like, well, thanks, you fucking, thanks for nothing. But, you know, apparently she should have fucking been flambaying.

What is it, is flambing a food or is it a way you cook? I don't know. Look, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I think, everything I'm describing here is part of a basic, continental breakfast that you'd get at a nice hotel. You know, I think that, like, that's the level. Sure, sure. Or an I hop, even. You get some.

What if you got to take out of I hop? I wouldn't take it for Megan Markle. I would take it from, I would take it from, I would take it from, I would take it from someone who didn't have the resources of a royal. Oh, okay. So you're, you, you're, you're coming from a place where you watch suits as a kid. Yeah. That the show, she was on suits on USA Network.

Yeah. And go, one day I'm going to be like the queen of USA Network, Megan Markle. And I'm going to, I'm going to eat these. I'm going to eat her, make her, she's going to get on the wrong side of me. And I'm going to fucking make her get me, use that USA suits money.

The fucking millions of dollars, she got paid to be on suits. And that one episode of Fringe, and she's going to buy me a flambay breakfast. This is a problem. This is, now I'm starting to get what they're, you know, going for with this whole, you know, anti-royal thing. Because they probably, you know, she had a target on her back. Because I wouldn't think she's just this, you know, the suit was probably the biggest show in the country.

And, you know, when you were that kind of star. It was? Wasn't it? And she was on it? Yeah. Oh. No, you didn't know the USA Network drama or comedy suits. about lawyers, I think.

Oh, I get it. I mean, look, people watched it. Yeah. I think it did better than burn notice. What? Yeah. Sorry. Do you remember burnt?

What? Sorry, I just noticed the rings. Okay. Yeah, okay. So people, I don't know why I thought you were being serious when you said it was the biggest show in the country. Look, I loved it.

I've never seen an episode, but I just loved the idea. that, you know, someone in the USA network and ended up in the fucking Ham Pallas. It is pretty great. No, I'm pro-Meghan Markle. I'm just saying, I don't even think any of this happened. I think that this might be a slander campaign, by the world.

I think it might just all be a slander campaign. I'm just saying, assuming it's true, I'd expect a pretty good apology breakfast. Like, it's like, you know. Sure. As royal staff. I've never been. royal staff, but I assume they think sort of highly of themselves.

You think they walk around, like, going to, like, bakeries going, like, acting like, they're the fucking king. Like, they go, like, they go to the pub. You know, it's like a nice pub. And they go, you know, they sort of, like, talking? You know what the queen said the other? It was not a lot to talk about the queen, but, you know, they pretend to know, like, say things.

You know, the queen told me she really liked the way I scrubbed their shit out of her toilet. And then, and then it's a guy. And, like, and it's a weird thing in England's, they have that class system. So, like, you think, like, the guy would get his ass kicked over if you try to pull that shit in the middle of a pub or, you know, local bar. But over there, there's just some English bloke

sitting there with his pint of Lager. And he's fucking, and he's sitting there over here and this guy boasting about cleaning the shit out of the toilet of the Queen of England. And he goes, some guys have a little look. Some guys, why doesn't the world shine on me in this cloudy country? Yeah, like I imagine there were like two, at any given bar and, like,

or whatever. There are two guys like sit at any, they're all called pubs. At any given pub, there are a couple of guys, you know, sitting at a table and they're talking about some other guy and they're like,

oh, you know, it's like, why is that guy act that way? Oh, you know, like he, yeah,

he, he, uh, he takes out the trash cans at the royal palace. So he's kind of a big, he's kind of a big deal. Oh, should we buy him a drink? Maybe a spot of, a spot of egg?

Let's buy him a spot of egg. Let's buy him a spot of egg. Scotch egg for the crap killer The crapper boy Fucking England's Yeah So I don't know Who knows

I mean The guys Taking upskirts of Prince Diana When she died Do they work at the palace Or those Probably not Paparazzi probably right

Does the palace Well that's a good question Because sometimes like American stars Have their own little teams of paparazzi Right Who they call out I don't have people they know who they kind of, I don't know if they, like, employ them.

I wonder if it's kind of funny that it's like if Brad Pitt literally had like a team of paparazzi, he like financed and they're like pretending to like. Well, I feel like it would make sense for someone like Kim Kardashian or something. Like if she was going to the beach and she was like, I want somebody here to photograph me and like make my ass look good or whatever. Like it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean. She might have someone.

she calls. Well, I think she had, like, I don't think they're on the payroll. I don't think, like, Kim Kardashian that has, like, W-2s, a guy who, like, maybe, I mean. I'm thinking more of, like,

a 1099, but sure. I think they just, I think there's a quid for a quo. Like, oh, no, you're going to make money selling the things. Like, where's my, maybe, I mean, I guess, like, I don't know.

Maybe. You would never make it their business. But where's my money? You get the money from the people who buy the pictures. No. Well, wait, you who's to pay me? I should be in a salary here.

I'm just walking up to Leonardo DiCaprio lying on a nude beach somewhere. And I'm like, hey, just a quick question. Where should I send you my 1099? If someone calls you and goes, look, we need a shot of Kim coming out of this fucking whorehouse that she owns and sells human traffic's people. It's a big gala We want you to take a paparazzi picture And you go Okay but do I get health insurance

I really need some fucking new I don't know pills I've heard about these pills are great So yeah What are we even talking about anymore The royal family Royal family yeah So I think

Yeah, they're going to do their interview I don't know how incendiary they're going to be But I guess they're going to say I just don't expect Like it's hard for me to imagine that they're going to really say anything Like I feel like no They're going to say stuff They're going to say stuff like they were racist to me

They were shitty That's what's going on They're not going to preempt that Because they're going to be like You know everyone Everyone kind of meant well But it just wasn't a fit for us Oprah doesn't come out for that

Oh, that's true. She wants blood on the table. She wants, you know, Megan Markle with the lights, with Harry next to her, and just with the tears just burgeoning to come up, explaining how Prince Philip was wearing, like, jingo jeans, which are really anachronistic to the whole hip-hop thing, I think. Like, you know, jingo jeans aren't even the right jeans, the right baggy pants for, like, a hip-hop blackface routine.

Sure. But, you know, but he was wearing jingo jeans and a chain wallet. And then doing a rap at my fucking, and it's just, and Oprah's just like, that's disgusting. I want to fucking throw up. And, uh, and then, you know, Harry's there with his, you're the military guy who we, you know, the dads or whoever, the military daddy. The military daddy. Military daddy. You think today he'll announce that?

Oh, that he was, that he has a military daddy? That he's not Charles's kid. That he's a ginger guy as his son? I'm a ginger. Like my dad was the guy who invaded the Falklands. He's the first guy in the Falklands. I don't even know the Falklands are the Falkland War. Yeah.

That would be like a, that would definitely be like a, that would make him really angry, right? I would assume that would make them really angry. Oh, you think it's a Mory thing? I thought Harry was bringing them on to announce it. What are you saying? that Harry, I thought you were saying Who angry?

The, uh, the white, I almost said, I almost said, the White House, the White House, the Buckingham Palace. Oh, yeah, they get upset about that for sure. Yeah. I think it meant it would make like Harry angry. Or the military guy.

Oh. Uh, but you know, it's like, you know, regardless. We'll see what happens. But what else is going on? Do you think they'll accuse them of? uh of killing diana that would be crazy so where were you the night your mother was killed by upskirt photography pictures by obscure photographers yeah when your mother was murdered by

obscure photographers uh leaving leaving leaving england you know the way out of london what i should really i mean what i said that was i meant like what i wonder if the two of if harry will accuse them? Oprah? No, not Oprah. And they'll accuse the people you would accuse like the royal family.

Okay. But it's like, but it's like a, but it's so much funny to think about Oprah accusing Harry and murdering his both. So when your mother was famously murdered by a bunch of rogue, obscure photographers the country,

America, England cried in America. I sat by and watched and wondered, perhaps Prince Harry knows more than he will let's on. How old were you then? And he's like, I don't know, eight, nine, ten, who knows? He was old enough to call an obscure photographer and tell him to kill your mother. That's, look, I don't know why they keep calling Oprah. They should call me.

This will be spicy. So when your mother was fucking, you know, the, when she was fucking, You're, guys, the guy, what's his name? What was the guy she was having sex with? Oh, I have no idea. He was the Saudi or Israel? I forget what he was. Daudi Fayed or something.

This is who Diana was having sex with? She had a boyfriend. There's conspiracy theories. I don't get into him. But Dodefayed, I think. Was he Palestinian or was he pagan? It was something to do with Israeli conspiracies and all this stuff. Massad, you know.

Because why would massage care references that? Like, well, she's dating this guy. I forget what he was supposed to have been. What kind of, you know, where the affiliations might have been. Mm. But that's wrapped up in it, is the point. Oh, sure. Okay.

Okay. So I'm just saying. So, you know, like, I bring up Doty Phi head. Do you ever buy you scotch egg? Like a guy she was dating? Um, no. Why would he buy me a scotchette? It's not getting a good side, you know what I mean?

Going through a divorce, you're a bitter kid. You're probably a terrible kid to be around. Probably trying to ease the fucking, you know, put some loom in the... Well, that's not a nice way to say. But, you know, smooth it over with you. You know, get any good graces, your royal graces, your honor. I mean, look, first of all, I don't think I was that terrible of a kid, but second of all...

I would tell you were disgust. I thought you were an ugly child. even if I was very even if I was difficult to get in the good graces of I don't think a scotch egg wouldn't do the fly I'd have one I made one many times

I made one I've only time I've only I've only had once I made it myself but it came out really weird but it was pretty good I mean there's a gesture it's a nice gesture right what if you got to deep maybe a nudie mag you're like a nice porn mag

that'd be cool right if your brother's boyfriend got just some porn That ever happened While she was getting murdered by paparazzi Upsych photographers Um, no, that didn't happen, but, but... Are you getting paid to be here? So maybe, maybe fucking, you know, do a little better.

You can be better answers. Um, was that for me or for Terry? For fucking Harry. Um, no, it's not for you. I wouldn't, I just, that's a little awful thing to say. I know. Um, um, um, I'm saying, I'm a lot today.

I'm sorry. I apologize for saying I'm so much today. Yeah, I've been, I feel like I've been saying, um, a lot too. But, uh, you have an appointment for April. Thank you. Uh, smooth. I'm the bad guy and told you, give you a free rate. Well, you have an appointment.

Well, you're, you famously have an appointment, don't you? So what you tell us about, well, don't you hate it once you have appointments? Go. So, Ray. Uh, yeah. You went to the doctor. I got a vaccine appointment. Yeah.

Um, because I'm as fat as a Cornish game hen or whatever they say. And, uh, you're going to get it in April. Yeah. Are you looking forward to? Are you scared? I might just not shower for like two weeks. Just to, I don't know why. Why?

Just have aggression. Too? I don't know. To the people vaccinating you? It's probably not wrong. It's not correct, right? Why would you feel such disdain for the people who are inoculate you? I've been cooped up for a while and I feel like I just need to lash out of something.

I didn't go to the capital riots, right? You know, I'm not a bad guy. Yeah. I wasn't, I ate one person's sushi, but it doesn't make me a, like, other than that, I haven't heard anyone during the pandemic that's true i need to hurt something yeah that's true honestly like i not hurt someone but you know just be rude to someone yeah once you know i probably should have looked at it that i probably it feels like it's excusing it somehow to look at the capital riots that way but you probably should look at it at it a little bit that way like people have

kind of been driven insane people have been driven slightly insane well look at Like, it's like, across the board. Far be it for me to disagree with you for agreeing with me. Yeah. I mean, and look, I know you could look at it as a front romp, but they did build a gallows on the front lawn on the Capitol building. It's a terrible. They intended to use, I think.

It was a terrible thing that they did. I don't know. They're just sewing their wild notes. I just think, I just think, uh, there's a spectrum. of just people being driven crazy by the last year. And they're definitely on the far end of it. But like we're both on it somewhere.

Yeah, look. I mean, we're both ready to kill each other with some reason right now, I feel like. No. I don't want to kill. I know. I'm just. Thanks.

I'm sorry for responding to that too. I guess, no, you're right. It was a bit. I'm sorry. Sorry of you a bit. I can't confine my love for you. No one wants to hear that. They want you to be throwing peanuts on the floor and making me eat them.

Okay, I'll do that more. Yeah, just... You were talking about that before you want me to... Crush that peanuts and throw them on the floor and make me eat them like a dirty elephant would have to, like, eat, you know, peanuts in his own shit. In order to get what, you think that, do you think that would get more out of you? I don't know, I just feel like it would be... Like there's some unlocked potential? No, I just feel like I'm just aggressive by nature, and sometimes it feel bad.

So if you did that, I would feel this bad. What if I just, like, kept a whip, not like a sexy whip, but just like an Indiana Jones. You're going to whip me? No, I'm not actually. You want to whip me? I'm not actually going to whip you, but I think just having it around. Well, is it a whip or it isn't? I mean, I'm not into that whole, like, smell my toes.

Oh, you're a dirty pig. smell my toes but like if you had like a you know uh like a bludging tool and you hit me with it i'd be like all right fair enough a wrench yeah was you had like a trident a little mini yeah that's right and you were poking me with it yeah i mean that's that at least i can respect that but oh who's the boss you got to smell my dirty toes i'm the sexy bad bitch the bad bitch of sexy six I don't want a sexy Although I guess any whip is a sexy whip

I don't know I guess it all becomes a sexy whip Any whip no Have you ever seen a bullwip Okay He's a whip I don't want to bring up slavery No no I mean I mean in the context when you bring it

I was underestimating the extent to which Like any whip when it's a woman Holding it over a man Sort of becomes a sexy whip in the 21st century I guess Like it's like If you if you if you're like business guys

He's like tight these fucking Vice presidents of some bank Who goes to one of these doms And they bring out some You know you hardcore whip these Like whip animals and shit You're like that's that seems fine Yeah hit me with that

I mean I'd be like whoa whoa whoa What we're doing here I'm trying something out of you I'm trying to yeah I'm in charge all day I'm trying to get a little you know See if this gets me a little hard than usual i don't i don't want to get hit with a big whip

because he was crazy i mean i make a lot of money i don't want some poor some we probably make decent money the doms right they do okay yeah but not as much as him you know he's on whatever he's not gonna trust her with a bull whip like yeah you do a little flail whip but he's not gonna trust like anyone really if you're that rich

and he's just like yeah I'm not gonna like I don't mean poor like I'm calling her poor but he's thinking of her like you know because they're always on these rich people are always on edge about when the poor people are gonna fucking revolt is my point they're always like we're fucking them like when they're gonna start fucking us back and you know it's like is that you know as time goes on there's always that you know they're moving into the compounds in montana because they're you know the shit's hitting the fan at a certain point people should start losing their shit and so this guy is going to hand Let this fucking dominatrix just go crazy with a bullwip?

Seems insane. So, anyway, are you excited? Do you, are you, do you have any concerns about getting the vaccine? I don't give a shit. I'll take it. It's fine. If I get how impotent, whatever. I don't know.

They say, they're issues with it. If you don't have kids, don't take it, they said. actually that's a good point it's like it always seems to be like a hey if you like if you want to get pregnant watch out but but it's fine nobody ever seems to assume that it's gonna like that it could potentially like sterilize a guy oh i don't know yeah i don't that seems like as much like why wouldn't that also maybe like it's like i don't look i'm not trying to stir up any shit i just don't know it's not that it's sterile well none of the i don't think any of this is actually true but it's like they tell you one of the things they tell you is

I'm pretty sure I read that in the thing If you're going to have kids If you plan to having children Like consult the doctor or I don't know It was a thing where it wasn't just like It wasn't necessarily good No I mean it's not the thing It's not the least risky thing

Is that the absolute least? I don't know I'm still getting it I'm fine Yeah I'm just saying You're not worried about How it might affect your pregnancy Uh

I'd love to get proud I'd love to just fucking be eating a fucking piece of taco bell Mexican pizza don't have any more That's just bell grande I just know it's going into another human being That's got to be cool

He's fucking Shoveling fucking fucking guacamole in your mouth And he's like You don't love this baby A little baby Well baby's gonna eat this guacamole He's got shit for days

You know shit I got shit inside me You think of like a pregnant woman's You always talk about like oh my wife is pregnant and make a pickles and ice cream every day and like the kid the kid inside you just had diarrhea constantly

the babies have diarrhea I honestly don't know if babies do they I mean does everything go through your percent maybe I don't think they shit I don't think the babies shit inside your room right like you know you shit maybe it is though

I used to know for sure but now I can't remember if babies if like if no we're just like floating around i know there's an issue where a baby can choke on its own shit or something uh when it's coming out i think i'm i don't want to talk some of my family might have that but oh they were they lived but i'm just saying it's a it's a thing i don't want to bring it up by who because then it's like it's you know then that person for life is just you know oh you when you came in this world you came to this world to a mouthful of shit. Almost died.

But you're saying you have personal anecdotal, like, evidence that this, some people have survived choking on shit coming out of the womb. There are people in this world who have survived that. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. They had to, like, reach in the throat and they can pull out the shit. Wow.

That's got to take, like, a firm but delicate hand more than usual. I would just get it. I was just shaking up. Yeah, it's like, is it? Do you shake it out of them? Does a nurse with like kind of dainty hands have to reach in and just grab the lump of shit out of their throat? I'm telling you about it.

The baby's fucking laying there. Everyone thinks it's dead. The stove one's crying. And it's no worry. It just got shit in its throat. And I grab it by the ankle. Come on, baby. Get that shit.

I sort of like, and people think I'm choking in it. People think it's like, I'm choking in dead, baby. They're like, that got one! They're like, No, it's fine,

it's fine. I'm just fucking shaking his baby. And eventually, then like, like the shit starts coming out of his mouth. And they go, stop shit, I'll love for a dead baby.

Like, no, no, no, it's fine. It's his own shit. And then, I've saved a day.

And then you walk out and someone in the room goes, there goes the best O. Y, N in the country. It would be great It's like you were the guy who does this and you're widely known to be a great doctor.

But every time you enter the room, people assume that you're... Well, it turns out that there's something I'm not doing, which everyone else does. Like you flip the baby inside before it comes out and I don't do that. But I just think I've got this great technique. You know how when you're having a conference?

You know how when the baby comes out and it's always choking on shit? And they're like, what? Yeah, so what happens? It's all the time. And like, you know, I mean, sometimes, they're still breathing. But, like, a lot of times, they're almost dead.

And I'm, like, have to shake it. And, like, there's got to be a better way, right? Like, you got to flip it over. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, my God. I thought you're going to give me an award for this technique. Turns out of a bad doctor. Yeah.

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