Kump - 7 - For the Love of Kump

Episode Date: February 14, 2019

Ray stresses about Valentine's Day, contemplates a new kind of wearable bag, and examines the Green New Deal.

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I probably need to go get some panties at some point Some kind of gift I'd be a good gift right I'm in a loving relationship People forget that And I have not gotten anything yet I'm thinking panties might be a good gift I don't know if

There's more of a gift I don't I don't buy that oh it's a gift for me Because I know she wants to be a sexual being That's her business too So why not get her some like you know Some I don't know crash or whatever What is cl I even know what people wear nowadays people

people really wear like teddy's and boosters and shit just if you're talking to some person who works as a dairy queen is it possible they're wearing like you know these garters and all sorts of weird like you know things that like you

bags on their ass they shit into the bag is that that's not a lingerie I guess that's something different that's it could be I mean honestly it's like you know this day and age there's a spectrum and I'm not going to rule out someone's shitting in the bag like it's like not like a Ziploc bag

you know like some kind of rubber gasket bag that you hook up like on belt and then I don't know you have your sexual partner like at the end of the day collects your shit and piss you know this is an idea maybe we'll market this

this could be a real uh what do they call it's a shit and piss bag that's not romantic just call it uh sensual fluids since uh ex you know sex increment there we go sex increment the sex increment bag and you just um it's all about trust you know a lot of the stuff it's not like oh it feels that good the shit in the bag but you know you trust each other and you share with each other and that's half the battle you know like sex is great but i love cuddling spooning and you know the pheromones you get

when you're just cuddling and you wake up in bed it's nice it's the companionship the fucking that's what valentine's day is all about that and some products but you know so i don't know should i get panties should i get uh mail get some i probably can't get roses right now uh i should have gotten some jewelry maybe uh i think i mean it's bad this is the wire this is late i mean this is like midnight i'm recording this is not uh you got me to jam uh uh am uh is we have a good bond that we have a good relationship people think like the people have asked me oh like who is this person i mean uh do you bite her did you kid not no all right

we're we're a couple we met i've i've haven't even gonna talk about this but you know point is we're doing fine stop hitting me your passive aggressive fucking comments because you can't find a partner you know you got i don't know how many insults i have it feels like have incels listening to me sometimes the way they talk about women uh you know you got really get your shit together be nicer be not just nicer but you got be charming and and uh interesting you got you got give someone a reason to want to spend time with you get a hobby you know carve wood people like woodcarvers that's a nice trait or that you uh i don't know like pickle things so you know be one of these guys who pickles those sorts of meats you know

pickled hams pickled beef But don't be the guy who buys olive oil So I mean like Those stores I have just like Only olive oil It's like a hundred different types I don't know if that's really The move I think it's kind of gross

I think it's all just olive oil And you shove other shit into it It's not like different types of olives I mean there's probably a couple of those But most of you just see it's like oh I put some fucking honeycombs into the olive oil It's just like that It's an oil.

You're using for cooking and spreading. You know, I don't need your infused. Why am I a cremuchin? I mean, honestly, as I'm saying this, I'm like, why am I mad about someone infusing their olive oil? It doesn't make it enjoy yourself. I'm not here to judge. Like, I'm all like, S.J.W. Ray over here, like, you know, do whatever you want, sexually chitting a bag and pissing it. But if you want olive oil with a fucking sprig of rosemary, then I'm going to give you shit.

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So there's an article. I thought it's it still might be clickbait, but apparently it was really headlined. Love 6 singles are the biggest target for scam artists in America. That's nice to hear, right?

On this fucking day of love, that if you're some fucking schmuck who can't get it in or can't get someone put it into you, whatever the fuck you want to do, you got to deal with this shit that these fucking these catfishers. these fucking debutants

try to show you have a few bucks apparently what they do they go on the you find them on Tinder on these match.com jade whatever and they hit you up and say hey look I need to I want to come see you you know but I don't got the fucking cash

because my fucking ex boyfriends been slashing my tires and he kidnapped my kid and he's ransominging the kid and I mean I could use a few rocks if I come see you I love to see you I love to see you as like a cock but

you know my ex is rancis of my kid and so you know if you give me this money I get the kid back I bring it to my mom's I leave him with my mom I come over on the bus

or maybe even a plane if you really have the fuck the shekels or the fucking you know the fucking dollars and you give me the money and you fucking leave my kid I'll suck your cock and the kid stays

as their parents. Don't worry. I'm not asking you to be his dad. I'm not asking you to fucking, you know, take him on a canoe trip. Fucking, my ex would love to take him fishing. Fucking wouldn't let him. That's why he kidnapped them. This is the kind of shit that comes on. You know, they're just

fucking terrible people. And they just take advantage. There's no kid. There's no kid. There's not even a woman, probably. Maybe it is. Women can scam me, too. The point is that they shake you down. You wire them. money and then you get a big lump of fucking nothing in your hand you're in your hand you're except your cock and a red cock you rub it too hard so yeah that's it's a shame it's uh apparently

it's the the losses from dated related fraud i'm not sure who tracks this it's the fbi or maybe a hallmark but the losses from dating related fraud have quadrupled in recent years to a hundred and forty three million that's it's a minute 143 that's that's a lot though I mean look honestly they never got me because I don't fucking trust anyone who wants to fuck me I'm very confident I mean I look I know when I'm at my best you know and it's like I'm in person I'm connecting you know I'm telling stories about you know this decomposed woman at the morgue for instance you know I found the caprice son under her breast

after she died. You probably heard that story before. That's a great icebreaker. I tell that at the bar. I talk about, you know, the kid I found in a garbage bag, the sad story. You know,

it's up and down, up and down. The dead birds in the mosquito lab. You know, fucking jail with the night, you know, how I took pictures of knives that were inside assholes.

These are all just dynamic, fun stories. You tell a woman, it's nice. You want to have a fucking you know rapport with someone but it's hard to do over the fucking

goddamn uh part of my language but uh what you call the chat like a tender chat you can't swipe left you know someone swipes right on you and then you're like oh yeah then they say hey is that you're a dog because i think i use a dog in one of my pictures it wasn't my dog but you know it's a cute dog and just yeah

whatever so it would be like cute dog and I'm like it's not my dog immediately he's like I shouldn't have done that I mean that's the first thing I'm thinking of like why would you have to I guess I could have to lie but I'm not a liar. It's misleading, but to put your dog,

a picture of you holding your cute dog, and I'm snuggling it. But I'm an honest guy, so I immediately had to be like, hey, it's not my dog, sorry. And then so it's right off the bat. You're on the wrong foot. And then I started talking about,

you know, I used to fucking undressed and photograph dead people and fingerprint them, uh, clean the shit out of their ass, x-rayed them. Sometimes they fell on the floor.

You know, like it's just, it's in a bar when you're drinking and it's jovial and like you know it's just a more dynamic fun time people like that but like in the cold or steer

internet you know on Tinder you just fucking be both sitting in the toilet probably I know I was just taking a shit talking on Tinder she's probably doing the same thing it just comes off weird probably probably comes off like you know like these guys really

the dead people it wasn't but these are my stories I have you know I mean, I didn't go to Iraq for political reasons and the others, you know. I mean, I'm not some fucking war hero to shot a fucking six-year-old kid in the head. Like some Navy SEAL. You know, I'm not that. I can't brag about how many six-year-olds I shot because of my Navy SEAL training in Yemen. That would be great.

I'm sure those guys pull like crazy. Well, a lot of them seem to have families. So good for them. But, yeah, so it's just tough. the internet also just like i don't i need someone who i'm like yeah i'm not my picky guy per se i mean not unpig i you gotta have a sense of you i can't stand people who like uh it's just it's rough out there sometimes but uh i'm in a loving relationship now but uh so yeah i mean i never would have really fallen i'm not target for this kind of thing they probably thought

i was a mark these women they probably thought they could get over on me but i was just you know If they started asking for money, I'd fucking... It's happened before. I mean, I didn't do anything to them, but, yeah, I told them to fuck off. Or I probably, you know, strung them along for a while. You know, maybe send a picture of my mom. I asked her what they thought. You know, showed them, like, just send pictures of wedding dresses to them.

Make them fucking pretend. Like, they go, oh, yeah, I'd love to wear that. That's my version of sexting. I would just send pictures of wedding dresses and be like, how'd you like to wear that dress and tie this fucking union of... Matro and they fucking, they have to be like, oh, yeah, baby. I'd love to fucking, you know, slip into that garter belt and walk down your aisle. I mean, you know, peg me.

They're going to peg me maybe. I don't know. I probably, if they started talking about pegging, maybe I could have fallen for it. But they don't really go that far usually. Like, if someone just hit me up on, like, Tinder and it was like, I will shove, like, a fake cock in her ass. I'm not even into that, but, like, I would just be like, ooh, this is nasty. It's just got real. and uh you know so i'm not saying i can't get scams if you if you lead with like i'm gonna make you suck

this peg like a pirate's leg just shove my pirate leg cock right in your ass like i'm like woo woo this is like this is erotic this is fucking we can work with this but uh you know i'm not gonna just fucking fall for like hey i'm from cincinnati i could use a few dollars and we can maybe go out and get a hot dog like you know like show me the ransom note with the kid at least like if you're faking that you kid got kidnapped show me like you know

the fucking proof of I need proof of life that's what I mean if I if it was my kid and I was going to pay a ransom I would want proof of life that's the you know it's the thing that you ask for proof of life they just send you the thumb is that like is that like

oh you want proof of life and then you want to give you a wise ass and they chop off his fucking half his face and here's here's this proof of life now you're dead I don't know I'm never kidnapped anyone never will but I'm just saying like if I was in a situation where my kid got kidnapped I don't know if you want to start being all smug like you're like you're in Denzel a man on a fire going like I want proof of life that's a that's a that's a mixed bag you might start getting fucking you know best case you're getting a bag of like

dog of baby shit I guess it wouldn't be a baby right like kidnapping like a be rough to kidnap an infant so a bag of like whatever toddler shit or um whatever I mean if I if in theory I was a kidnapper

I might do that I'm like we want proof of life and just FedEx like the parents are fucking just a pizza box full of like the kids shit um so I mean business

yeah I mean business and they know that so I don't know it is rough out there you know i was at a work thing you know worked thing in the bar the other day and this is not about like romance but just like women and i say here's the thing i was saying goodbye to someone who was supposedly my boss but i never fucking know what that person did was a you know six levels above me like a woman a smaller woman whatever i'm not

like friends with her i don't think i talked to her ever she might be in the room with me a few times. But we were at the bar for some other person who was leaving. So as I'm leaving, I see this person who's like my boss, whatever, who was leaving the company. And hey, like, congratulations. And I put on my hand and shake that person and shake her hand.

And she looked like freaked out. Women always, women, for all this like, you know, modern modernity? How do you say it? The modern world. The modern woman with all the freedoms that go with it

you know you and you would think that you know I want to treat them equally I'm not trying to you know I'm not trying to just hug every you know get every opportunity to rub my fucking fat against your tits and the hug that's not what I'm trying to do you know so I I put the handshake out and they always act like

why you're shaking my hand what are you a robot like they don't say it but that's a look that they always give me and I'm trying to be professional like I don't know like people hug too much I'm not even saying like I'm too shy

to hug you but it's just like we're not hug like we're no work setting the hugging like we don't hug during the day but all of a sudden we're at a bar I'm gonna hug you goodbye because we had two fucking whiskeys like can we keep our shit together I'm not 22 all right I'm a 22 year old

fucking young man who just fucking drank whiskey for the first time now I'm gonna start fucking hugging everyone like I'm goddamn Hunter Thompson or something he was a hugger you can read about that i don't know it's like it's it's this thing of like i are they trying to be endearing to me are they trying to be like oh you're a nice sweet guy i'll give you i get mean i give good hugs i know that they might know that too like big fat guy he gives these

big bear hugs to compensate for his fucking weird speech patterns because what i do i mean if i can you know give people nice big hugs they make them feel warm and you know just fucking safe and they probably sense that they probably go why is this asshole the one thing he's good for this fat fuck this fucking tiny dick smelly fat piece of shit all I could ever gotten from him with a nice hug on a fucking cold

bar night night the bar this fat fuck and he can't even do that right this fucking this cuck he's gonna fucking give me his shit fat hand he probably wipes his ass with his fingernails

he's gonna fucking shake my hand with it that's what they're thinking they fucking I mean I know I mean, I'm a fucking, I'm a clean guy, but they're probably, like, the one thing I could have, you know, taken from this fucking scumbag before we forget.

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do something nice. I mean, everyone wants me to talk about my good friend AOC, Alexandria Oscar Cortez, Alexandria Oscar Cortez. Alexandria Oscar Cortez. I don't remember her name. I don't really know where.

I think people actually, I post these things on Instagram sometimes. And You know, some of the stuff My life is very complicated And there's weird stuff I mean, I think it's obvious When the AOC one, the picture I put You know, when I said I knew her

And she like hit me with a rock or something It wasn't my best Photoshop Just come on Photoshop was kind of clumsy I don't know the woman You know? I don't know what you think I do all day I look at circles you think I run in

Over the dance video I think I was told last time I was talking about and people got mad at me like what do you oh you really like this person you fucking you really think she's great like not first of all no i don't fucking i mean she's got a cute smile and big brown eyes and she's adorable and she fucking you know it's probably like you know really smart but no i don't like her particularly i don't i was never a fucking i was ever shipping a o c i was never a fucking fan you know a huge fan i mean i thought she was like you know in a cynical level like ah this is this is good politics she's a good charming attractive politician like jack jack jack

kennedy that's jack kennedy jack kennedy not jack kennedy not jackie fucking or bobby you know fucking good-looking studs the one of those studs you know just fucking she could fuck marylin row have her killed whatever you know i thought she uh i mean i don't agree with the politics but also like when you know when she was on cnn it was like you know refreshingly lucid and I'm just like, ah, this is, look, at me the end of the day, you can be a free market guy.

I'm sympathetic to the economics. We don't. I don't know how you can be conservative in this country. Like, an actual legitimate, like you're conservative based on economics and, like, reconcile that with the Republican Party in any fashion.

I mean, just the fact, I mean, the military spending, we do. The, the corporate fucking welfare, we fucking thole out. the you know the trade restrictions that we fucking impose you know the distortions to the marketplace the banking the fed i mean the the setting of interest rates like all the things that make a free market functional like what people who don't really like you know look into this free

market and study at all like you know guys like you know meses and hyac and rothbard um you know they think it's just some kind of like supreme belief in private property I mean, the reality is, and it's not perfect, but the reality is, I mean, there's a lot to do with the, the beautifully intricate way when it does work, that the different forces of the market can kind of self-regulate each other

and create an optimal output, you know, based on, just like, like, for instance, Hayek, for instance, we talk about, you know, you think about central planning, why isn't central planning work? I mean, just little, like, just the little things, like fucking, the fact that, you know, when you're shipping, if you run a shipping company, they'd be, like, smaller shipping companies that would pop up. They were just managed, like, oh, you fill the boat 98% with your Coca-Cola cans, and, you know, they're shipping the fucking Paraguay after you invaded them. You know, and then they were just specialized in, like, filling the extra 2% with diapers or some shit. You know, filling in gaps and just shit like that, unpredictable shit.

point is in order for it to function properly you know prices have to be like you know accurate they can't be set you know arbitrarily set by a fucking central bank they can't fucking um you know you can't just subsidize entire industries and wonder why or you know or incentivize uh like you know

we're basically like subsidized colleges through a student loan program you know having guaranteed student like you know you've created these problems you've created a problem of health care in a lot of ways I mean part of the whole insurance model the regulations I mean I'm gonna gloss over that because that's just too much of the unpack the point is I'm sympathetic but when you look at what's done there is no I mean there's been a couple candidates who seem to give a mouse service to it but the conservatives the most part is as willing to spend as fucking Democrats are and it doesn't matter what you spend on like this is a

problem that you have with a guy like John Maynard Keynes I mean the whole idea of like his whole general theory was based on raising aggregate demand together to have a recession and like the whole idea was like what we spend it on like it doesn't matter just the fact that you spend it like that just that alone

will raise aggregate demand and it's chaos it's pure chaos it doesn't work I can get into it another day I'll do videos on these things it would help if I you know talk about I mean I've read these things you know at this point years ago it'd be good to refresh it.

I know I sound sometimes like I'm fucking talking on my ass but it's kind of like I don't think about economics all the time but it's come up now I'm sorry

I don't have it on complete recall every fucking detail of Adam Smith you know but the fucking Pete you fucking Pete guys like Cincinnati

Benjamin you fucking online going like just give me shit about like oh none of your fucking theories makes sense and your and your conclusions are all bullshit

and it's like you know I'm just winging it I mean this wasn't supposed to be you know Lou Dobbs I'm not Lou Dobbs but I can be if you're going to be Lou Dobbs

I'll be better than Lou Dobbs. The point is, AOC, his, you know, you can be a free market guy. You have to acknowledge the Republican Party's crap, I mean, as far as economics going. And this billionaire problem, we talk about, the division of, you know, the division between, you know, rich and poor has widened. Part of that is also, you know, a little bit is, you know, the raising of the overall pot. I mean, people are also It's distorted because, you know But let's say in 1950s

You had all this fucking Ford plants People unskilled people fucking getting Jobs that like pay for their fucking house And kids and vacations Like it was a distortion of a lot of things A lot of it was exploiting Of international, you know Economies through the Brenton Wood system

Some of it was just a fact that You know, we blew all that shit up Or the Nazis and the Russians and us Blew it all up all of Europe So we're the only ones building shit for a while We're a little game in town And, you know, just the You know, what you call it?

The fucking, I think it was the first The first shop. I mean, it was After the war, we got to really put into effect A lot of this kind of modern industrial kind of techniques that were to, you know, refined in pioneered during the war. So the point is, that's not coming back.

Now, the idea. So AOC has put out this Green New Deal, right? like she's sponsored a non-binding resolution I'm not against it in theory the whole idea of it is that we're going to use green technology which is you know we're going to have wind tunnels and fucking solar panels and I guess I'm not sure if it's more than that

like fuel cell batteries like Tesla I don't know I mean the all signs of the Tesla thing though I'm like is that more efficient because you Where's the energy come from? I know it probably is more efficient just because it's like, you know, wasting, you know, the heat energy and shit. This is probably better. And the point is, you know, we're going to build this new shit in the process, make all these new jobs of people and replaceable jobs that were lost. And the document's pretty flimsy, in my opinion, like, just how any of it's going to work.

And, I mean, the big controversy is this, you know, FAQ that she put in the website saying, that they're going to basically pay for people you know pay give economic security to people who are unable which is fine or unwilling to work now I don't make a big it's a little as ingenuous to make a big fuss about it I guess just because like

it's it was on it was on an FAQ there was some you know people were lying about it on the Fox News like her advisor who was on there like Tucker brought it up and she's like oh no it's not really a thing and he was wrong so it seems like they're lying he's a problem

It's just one of the most colossal fuckups They've ever seen in politics I mean, it doesn't It's kind of thing it doesn't matter But also does It like plays So perfectly Into the hands of anyone

Who disagrees of it Right Like I don't go buy in for like You know Ben Shapiro Or his fucking Stephen Crowder And these guys

Like I'll see clips occasionally I watch them They're not complete morons But he's just fucking It's just They're cheap They fucking ideologically driven they claim to be

like logically driven they're not they're just fucking but there's a difference between when they harp on shit that like it's just kind of them being you know cranks and then like you watch them when they're talking about this and it's like they don't

sound wrong they would be talking about it anyway right all these pundits would be fucking you know going after this this green new deal and shit not it and saying why you know why you're trying to reorganize the economy yeah they would they would find a reason

but this like you don't have to have a reason that resonates this fucking hard because I mean it really does I mean like he's the thing you wrote this like it wasn't they're like oh this wasn't in the draft that went to I guess the house you know the house of representatives

you know we signed what's in that is what matters it's like yeah but it's like who did write this like I'm not sure exactly how a non-binding resolution gets, you know, written. I'm sure, I mean, what you find out a lot of times is, like, a lot of people who

write stuff and working government behind the scenes or younger than you might think. I mean, interns and then, like, fucking, you know, I guess whoever takes these jobs, like, whoever being in the position of writing the draft bill for a 29-year-old congressperson might themselves be, you know,

just out of college or whatever. It doesn't mean that's smart. But I don't so I guess do you delegate that like that's I always wonder I know bills are often written by lobbyists right and that's the whole thing against them you have the or you're you know

you have your lackeys who are like worked directly with the lobbyists so you can pretend like you're just a senator who you know occasionally has you know foreign despots murdered for profit but um yeah I don't know who would write

like that's that's the issue it's like it's not meaningless because like who would write this who would write unwilling willing i mean they say that it has to do with pensions and if you were a coal miner who wanted to switch uh who didn't want to switch jobs after 40 years or some horseshit no like that you wouldn't write unwilling and it's not about like oh is it like partly is this what they secretly want it's not that far-fetched i mean if you think about the

idea of a guaranteed minimum uh minimum wage guaranteed uh basic income or whatever uh we're Basically, everyone gets a certain amount of money, rich or poor, and you can earn more on top of that. I mean, that would provide that, but I mean, the incentive there is to, I imagine, I think the incentive there is that you don't want to have people who fucking either have to choose between getting, you know, money they need or getting a job, that fucking marginal difference. But, I mean, the idea of, like, just pitching it as I'm willing to work, it's sloppy. I mean, when people talk about He's a problem I know I Hammond Hall I know people think I'm all over the place

But this is the What you're witnessing is the ramblings of a madman But also someone Really trying to like you know Be fair on both sides And it doesn't sound like Ben Shapiro Doesn't sound like Stephen Crowder Because I'm actually considering this shit

I'm thinking about as I'm saying it I could be a little more eloquent I could be a little more tight I get it I shouldn't make you know Just detours into me talking about bags of shit that I'm going to pissing to for Valentine's Day

that would help my case I get that I'm a moron but um you know but so I'm saying as we're thinking about this let's think yeah I think there is a contingent that

doesn't want to accept I'm like an ultra liberal party like it's the kind of thing when I remember Chomsky talking about right after 9-11

the Taliban basically offered to give bin Laden to the United States. They had just provided some evidence that he was the guy behind this, and we'll hand them over. Now, was that sincere? I mean, we'll never know, because we, you know, didn't... We just said we fuck you, we bombed them, and we invaded. And it's probably...

I mean, those guys weren't good guys. And Chalphi made the point. It's like, but yeah, it was like, you know, they don't... My boss doesn't want permission before he, you know... goes, you know, from the government before he goes and whack some other mob boss, you know, he wants to wave his dick. I mean, Chomsky didn't say wave his dick, but, you know, he wants to fucking establish

his dominance. And I feel like the same way with this. Like, you know, we don't, we don't have to prove that, you know, um, someone needs to work or the kid, you know, he's unable to work. I mean, that's a problem. But you get into these fucking,

uh, you know, flux points of this like if you wrote unable to work then and that's a very reasonable stance if you're unable to work and you know unwilling definitely just sounds crazy but i mean are they so are they putting it there in the sense of like well i don't want there to be some litmus test where i have to fucking jump through hoops to prove because that is sometimes what happens if people jump through hoops to fucking prove they need this basic care it's like if you're going to give

people you know welfare um you know maintain their fucking dignity I mean, I get, you know, it may be distasteful to you if you see someone buying something. You don't think they should buy them welfare. I think most is welfare of shit. You can't buy stuff with anyway. But there's people who post videos confronting people on welfare at a Walmart. Like, you can't be able to buy that shit. You care.

Like, stop getting so fussy about your goddamn tax dollars. Like, this is not about, like, this whole system is fucking broken. And you're the fucking, it's not like, no one's, taking out of your pocket right like the whole nature of wages and taxes like you know i mean because if people who fucking post these videos they're not like how much of you what do you pay i pay a lot in taxes i guess i mean i pay whatever the normal person pays i mean it's i don't fucking take exemptions and shit you know uh it sucks but it's also like would you be paid that much if they weren't taxing you like would you be paid whatever your gross salary is if the

taxes weren't there I feel like the whole thing is kind of set up like everyone knows you're getting tax so I mean you're getting this rate because that's what you need to you know people who are desirable workers or people want to entice well you need to pay this much because I mean the government's going to take their cut and you know I need to I need to just to live so like I honestly like you know if the if the government wasn't taking all this chunk of your money they probably you know your employer wouldn't it wouldn't work out that they're paying you whatever they're paying you probably making a similar amount maybe a little more who knows but you're acting like these fucking people who are

welfare or like fucking reach in your pockets you just find it as hastful just admit that most of this shit conservative liberal it's like yet you'll find the ideology and the fucking you know the data points to back up how you feel I think most of the guts feeling and I feel both you know over the most time I felt both ways but I think you know the psychologists are kind of shown like people kind of predetermined based on their personality type like you know for the most part There's exceptions, but which way they're going to go. So you just find the thing that's tasteful. And I, you know, depending on the exact circumstance, I totally can get it.

But it's also kind of thing I was like, if you think about it, you're being a little gross. You're being a little bit of like a, why are you worried about this? Are you really in a position where like the taxes or the thing that's holding you back? The fact that you pay taxes. Because it's fucking, you wouldn't get that extra 30%. Like, let's to be honest. You're not getting that. That's fucking, it's all very complicated.

You might get an extra two. the 2% really the reason why you're eating cigarettes I have a fucking iced tea bottle by mistake I've done that before I've been unemployed before I wasn't eating cigarettes on purpose but you know you fucking you're ashen into a bottle

and then sometimes you forget you forget the fucking cigarettes are in there my point is that don't worry about welfare but there is this instinct on the behalf of liberals where it's like they want this fucking

they don't want to justify things they don't want to have to fucking even with a rational plan like I mean because there was like is it possible that you can make these jobs in like in 10 years like turn over the economy from fossil fuel like I don't think so

but let's just say it's maybe but if it was possible though the plan would be the story not the goal but the goal is like admirable sure you want to employ people and you want to like revamp and make it and and fix climate change even though i don't know if we can fix it at this point but whatever uh no use not trying but um yeah i don't know you look the idea would be like we have this plan that can make it work that would be the fucking thing you wouldn't be like we're like the document kind of reads like a fucking put a pin in this Just fucking put a pin in this We'll figure out the details But basically we're going to take oil

We're going to get rid of it We're going to put a fucking solar panel You'd be cock And then It's just clownish a little bit I mean AOC And like Look she's charming

She's fun I guess I'm starting to get sick of the Not sick of it It's like some of the stuff She did some fucking news Like some fucking thing In the house The chamber

Which is like interviewing people About like corruption And it came off a lot of little dushy but it's also like she's getting it done as far as not getting done but like she's putting this shit out there at least you know talking about the different levels of you know enticements and and how hard you can lobby and how you completely finance by whatever like she's talking i mean she's interviewing people in some i guess hearing but uh you know and she's doing kind of a little duchy way but you know she should be talking about this like

the corruption is a real problem i mean she's not wrong about that i mean i think you have to get on board the liberals and the conservatives you have a lot in common you don't realize you both recognize I mean that's the whole thing with Trump is like you recognize you know the conservative conservatives I guess

would say recognize there's a problem with their party now they went their way of you know I think a lot of people kind of allowed their more tribalistic tendencies to fucking you know be put into play

I mean if you like I don't know what your motivation is if you thought he's gonna shake things up I mean that's a fair enough point I think you know people would argue that like oh you should have been more

you know careful you know white men don't fucking have to worry about it so they're fucking uh they were just you know playing loose fast and loose

through their boat and you know it might be a point to that but I if you wanted to shake things up I totally get the instinct and I'm not gonna say you're a psychopath for doing that Because, I mean, the reality is, you look at the situation, you know,

basically the kind of stranglehold that this two-party system has on just getting anything done. It's just this partisan, just fucking inaction. I mean, and the things that do get passed are so fucking compromised by corruption. That's just, yeah. So, I mean, I get it. But then you fucking, you know, if you're still, you know, beating the drum for Trump, I don't know what to tell you. The guys of Yahoo, the rate, you know, he's fucking, you see what he is.

But the point is, you recognize the goddamn problem to begin with. You know there's an inherent problem of corruption. I mean, Trump has done anything to fix that. But, I mean, if the whole drain and the swamp thing resonates with you, I mean, the liberals are also saying that. I mean, on both sides, I think, you know, they should, there should be an embracing of the fact that, you know, I mean, look, the Trump. the people Trump kind of activated or tapped into this, you know, I guess

white middle class economically disenfranchised relative to what, you know, generations before guys who like dad worked at the Ford plant, maybe they worked to the Ford plant and shut down. Shit like that. Industry is going away. I mean, you know, I think

there's a lot of this stuff is kind of inevitable and it's not coming back and there's a certain almost entitlement to, like, you know, that era made it seem better than it ever could be for an, you know, uneducated, unskilled lower class. You know, the idea that they could, you know, we're like, you call it middle class,

but really, like, unskilled, and I don't mean, like, unskilled. Like, there wasn't anything that they were doing. It wasn't hard or, like, didn't take a while to get the hang of. But, I mean, like, you don't have to, like, go to trade school, you have to apprentice. You fucking, you know, you show up, you give you the fucking smock, I guess.

I don't know how a fact. works. I never been to a, I mean, I've been to a pretzel factory. That was fun. I think you get a pretzel at the end. So, yeah, I mean, the fact is like, you know, the fact that the people are, you know, recognizing that, you know, they're getting sick of the double talk and they're in their, in their, because for a while, they seem complacent. It seemed like people were just willing to, like, let the Republican Party, if you were a conservative, just run roughshot. And people are getting sick of, like, yeah, they're realizing, you know, our jobs are gone. need to fucking think whatever progressive it's different i mean i think they went the wrong

way i think they'd probably if they really admit it didn't really help them uh with trump i mean the instinct is there so why don't we get together these people is there any way to get these people together and realize you know look the health care thing i mean you really look at the i mean how free market can you be that you would look at our health care system this weird amalgamation of like it's just basically just parasitic they call it insurance. It's not really insurance. Insurance is based on, like, probability and actual payroll tables. And, like, you know, we'll insure you at this rate, you know, based on the likelihood of this happening.

You know, this is something like, you know, is just, as soon as you get the insurance, you start using it, it's not like, you know, it's not based on a risk. I mean, you know, how can you, and the way they're able to kind of, I mean, look, if you're so anarcho-capulous that you don't believe in any kind of monopoly control, then maybe this wouldn't resonate with you but i mean if we if we're going to say like monopolies aren't like you know a proper thing then you know you look at the the insurance company where you're able to kind of you know basically sub sub subvert the market by dictating costs to hospitals uh in very underhanded ways and kind of strong arm ways i mean these are exactly

the kind of things that we you know we rail against fucking uh monopolies for um but we allow it wasn't the most important aspects of our culture it shouldn't be that important but we also we eat a lot of the fucking food industry to just run roughshod over. I mean, they make just the most garbage food. Feeds to our kids and school lunches and shit. It's like, yeah, I mean, being fed, it's better than starving than that.

But why are everyone so fat? I mean, me, it's because I'm a glutton, but I mean, you know, a lot of these kids are getting programs. I mean, the sugar. I mean, like, though, again, like, you know, it's hard to fight with money, big money.

I mean, that's the inevitable battle. I know a lot of you guys probably, you know, free market guys but it's like that's eternal questions like how do you stem the effect the effect of business and we haven't that's the thing if you know it was a point in this country where people did resist banking and they resist the central banking and they were you know skeptical of corporations and consumerism you know then you know if they didn't know where it came from they weren't they didn't want it you know they don't fucking take a free lunch kind of that kind vibe that's gone but uh you know there was a time i mean it wasn't perfect but people people

were more inclined towards the responsibilities that go along with freedom which we've all kind of i'm sure there's a couple of you who built some fucking Pontiac rebuilt engine and their fucking driveway in and fucking sachem long island and like i'm responsible fine you you're the exception but we can't base as a society on the exceptions all right you're the exceptional guy who fucking built this engine and drove it on deep the park i have you and all the girls fucking rubbed their tits and look at that guy's big

Italian cock. Great. Good for you. But we have to fucking you know based on the more the average thing and the average thing is like this whole thing's fucked and like you know why why is everyone resisting the idea of you know

like this green new deal. It happens to be it looks pretty bad. It looks pretty shitty but people are like foaming in the mouth for it like before even like dropped and it's just I'm it's just the instinct just take take it down a notch it's all I'm saying I mean

I don't like the glasses she's wearing AOC up the glasses now it seems weird like I wear glasses and contacts I mean I don't never wear my glasses she's like switching back and forth with glasses I'm not trying to focus on a woman's appearance but just seems like she's getting a little prop comicky

for my taste I mean she's making these she's like being quippy all the time now I mean she's also a serious person and don't get me wrong but enough it's like she's got she's got that vibe where she knows people like her it's hard i'm sure you know it'd be great if i was in a position and everyone's fucking meming me yeah i'm sure it goes to your head but you know it might be jumping the shark a bit and i'm just tone it down a notch just fucking you know enough she's got she got that vibe of like trying to be funny all the time now it's like you're like an unfunny person who had one good joke

stop like chill out like you know if you like her i get it but i'm just saying this whole can't just hug someone I mean you love we're moving we're wrapping this up because I'm gonna rant too long but uh you know just in this valentine's day

just go find a liberal and just talk and figure out what you both hate about this fucking government because you know these people like there's people on the fringe there's always people in the fringe but they're most of the people

I talk to they're not like they don't want to hurt white men they really don't you might disagree completely with their pal politics it might be annoying to you but i'm just trying to fucking subvert like and put down like you know push white men into a fucking corner i mean doesn't it's fine just fucking listen to them hear them out you know you can always learn from people the added perspective can fucking

you know you don't have to fucking agree with them but you know they might they might they might make you think differently about a couple fucking you know whatever the fucks um and they're just as stubborn as you so don't forget that you're a stubborn guy there is a stubborn guy or a woman whatever so anyway thanks uh have a great valentine's day uh enjoy your week follow me on uh instagram and uh twitter at break comp see you soon follow me oh and you know if you want to donate the patreon that's your choice that would be nice that'd be nice valentine's gift to me uh but you know i'm also not gonna i'm not gonna beat you over the head for it and uh but we'll have some incentives coming up soon, so

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