Kump - 74 - Vigilante Kump

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

Ray and Lucie discuss Garbage Cans, banning books, and explore the reality of vigilantism. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello, Lucy. It's good to be back. We're, uh, yeah, we're on the new schedule. I mean, this is not the new schedule. I think we're looking at Mondays. Or Tuesdays coming out. It's been a, look, we've had a wild spring, and we've kept the show going,

but, you know, we have some different, we're going to have a different timetable for episodes. Yeah, we need to keep the weekends free. I don't tell them, but we, we, I don't want them know what we do of our weekends. I'm in a butcher shop on weekends. That's true. Cutting up Bratwurst for the big summer, Fourth of July, soirees. And then they'll invite me to because I'm working. class pig just a fucking i'm just a meat jockey to them that's true people are really mean to ray

around this time of year the rich they just they just throw their they throw coins at me and tell me cut them inches of meat six inches of brought worst as i haven't work i'm not a good butcher uh yeah a lot of change is going on in our in our universe we've had some uh new uh we procured some new stuff oh yeah we got we've got some new trinkets i mean you know i don't want to brag about you know what we're doing with this patreon money but we bought a garbage can it's very nice well you bought the garbage can i did buy the garbage can yeah we you wanted to go have now and i felt like you had earned as my girlfriend over this pandemic a nice treat so i uh i went on target and i i order the nice see we had we had one of those garbage cans you buy the bodega

it's uh disgusting not bodega what we call those dollar stores dollar stores like the place where you can buy a pregnancy test and the new arm uh all the one stop but also a garbage can and uh we just didn't feel like you know classy people yeah i didn't i didn't realize that a garbage can could make you depressed but looking at that garbage can that you bought i feel happier yeah it's like it's got a pedal so you know you don't have to lift it and and you know because i think we threw out the lid early on in our own you know in the cycle of that garbage can so it had no lid so we're just looking at our garbage or old you know chicken bones and uh you know empty containers of brie cheese just just melt melting together really makes you question your uh your role in life

is that we have a nice new silver garbage can i should have brought it onto the show i should to burn into the studio so I could show everyone the new, you know, or whatever. These are things we're buying together. Yeah. It's our hearth. Is that the word of hurt? A hearth? Yeah.

It hasn't been christened yet. I don't think we, have we taken the garbage out of that garbage can? What? Have we taken the garbage out of that garbage can? Yes. Okay, maybe I just had that. Well, a week and a half ago, what do you mean? Maybe I haven't taken the garbage out of it.

Yeah, I noticed that. I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. But you thought you didn't realize I was taking the garbage out The past week and a half I didn't realize I thought like this garbage can You can just take a lot of abuse There's not abuse you put garbage in the garbage can I think that's abusive

The whole reason we bought this garbage can Initially was because we were sick of taking the garbage out Every like more than once a day almost it seemed like Right And so we said to get a bigger garbage can But it's not much bigger That's the thing you realize You can't find big garbage

It's either a big thing you put leaves into I want just something where I can Three days worth of garbage I would love that It would smell up the apartment But I would love I mean I'm used to I'm used to smells I worked on a morgue

The butcher shop I can take having rotting Chicken bones and Bree Wafting But you thought that this garbage can Which is barely bigger than the old ones Just nicer You thought we just were like

It was just Did you think it was an incinerator? Did you think it had like a like a trash compactor inside. I was just like when I close it, because before the garbage cans that we had before, they don't have lids. Right.

Or the lids quickly got lost. Yeah, I just explained that. So you've got to look at the garbage. But this one, when you close it, it just disappears. You don't even have to look at it anymore. Right now, it can't close. It's overloaded with garbage already. I don't know where you're getting these ideas from.

You're living in a fantasy land. It's a princess who doesn't take out of garbage. Look, I'll do many, I'll do many cleaning tasks. I just hate, for some reason, I don't like leaving the apartment to clean. Like, it's like, like, I don't like the idea of taking the garbage out. I don't like that. We have a room. I don't like.

All you have to do is walk two doors down. It's a garbage room. I know. I think it's just the act of leaving that I don't like. Like, it's, it's weird. I admit it's weird psychological. Sure. But it's like, when I think if I, if you leave the apartment when you come back

I'll be dead. I'll have been murdered and or, you know, overdosed on some drug you didn't know what I was doing. I have many strange nightmares of you being murdered. Really? Yeah. No, that's been a thing throughout my entire life.

I'm afraid of people getting murdered. You've been dreaming your entire life about me being murdered? We've only met like, what, four years ago? Five? I wouldn't think I've been dreaming about it. Am I the, was that a man from your dreams who was butchered?

The fat man, the fat man who was, who's butchered every night in your dreams and you finally meet them you knew i was the one how was i killed in your dreams i just i just don't like the idea of the for some reason i think if i'm there the person next to me won't get murdered no i understand we're gonna talk i want to know about who was murdering me in your dreams just some guy some guy yeah is it some other guy you're fucking is that what's going on are you are you arranging it it's like shawshake redemption I'm just getting, like, I'm getting, you know, set up here.

No, I think a random man, like, it's probably insulting to you, honestly. Sure. Because I just think of whenever I think of the murderer who will kill the men in my life, he's just sort of a guy. Like, he's not, like, he's not particularly threatening. Like, I think I could beat him up if I was there. So some nobody who's, you know, a 110-pound woman, whatever you are, that you could, you could, you could, you could, that you could,

beat up with your bare hands but how does he kill me just with a thing with a knife with a not when he never has a gun just his fists just my I'm beating the death by a 90 a 90 pound weakling this is this is bizarre no wonder you won't take the garbage out yeah um well that's great I don't know to do with that information you know I ask you have a nice dream You always say yes. Now I'm realizing that's, you enjoy, you're laughing at me in your dreams. You're laughing at this cuck, you're laughing at this cuck, who gets murdered by small men.

Awful. Awful and cruel. Anyway, yeah, but it's nice garbage, kid. We're trying to, you know, buy nice new things, not like expensive things. But, you know, we just take everything out of the garbage. We've documented that over time, how a lot of our stuff, comes out of the garbage not the you know garbage can you know they put stuff in the in the lobby and we take it like rats yeah but now we're starting to buy new things you want you keep getting on me to get a

bookcase i think a bookcase would be nice i don't yeah i mean i've had plenty of books in my life uh me too and they just go i just give them away well i've never gotten a bookcase mine were you know stolen they were auctioned off to a highest bidder in a in a storage unit i've told us before by the storage unit and it was uh you know i i think it was like a month i didn't pay and they just immediately seized all my stuff i'm like what i paid them is it like they seized your stuff you mean like the price doesn't go up they just seize your stuff they auction oh that's what that's what's called auction wars or whatever it's called auction wars that's interesting storage wars yeah storage wars where people like fight for you know useless crap and i mean who's

using my like computer didn't work and my old clarinet And my, and my, you know, a huge bookcase full of books that were in, in storage. And, you know, there were just books I took from the bookstore, like, stolen probably from the book store. Just like from the fucking thing outside. Like, you know, hey, you want a Map of Tunisia? It's fucking $5. You have to go inside and pay for it.

Oh, I'll just take it. I'm drunk from Applebees. I'll take this book. Yeah, who bids over these things. I don't know. People who, you know, like rich billionaires are just trying to, you know, take my treasures. Anyway, so I don't really have a lot of books right now I have like one

I have an iPad Kindles and stuff I read digitally Who's fucking reading books anymore But you want you want a bookcase Yeah I think a bookcase would be nice Is this the whole thing where it's like

Don't if you fucking go to a man's house And he doesn't have books Don't fuck them Who says that John Waters say that or something I don't know who the fuck said that But they're an idiot They don't yeah No kind of no Kindles exist now

You have to assume people read, even if you don't see books. If it's 50 copies of MindConf, do you fuck them? That would be great. It's just different editions of MindCombs. I don't like Hitler. It's history. He said if there's books. He never said if they were all MindComph.

I couldn't fuck him. I picture you talking to something like your girlfriend. Like, oh, yeah, like he's a reader. He had 50 mindcoms. And they get mad at you. You're like, you told me the fucker reader. I don't have read mine.

Have you read MignConf? I mean, I think I read part of it at some point. The way you're supposed to read it, which is shamefully and not in public. Like, right? Like it's like. What? No, no.

Like you're not supposed to read mine. Wait, wait, wait. Did you think I was asking if you were like going into the town square and reading Minkomp to people? I'm like, like bell in the beginning of Beauty and the Beast. What do you mean in public? Why would you read in public?

Especially me. It's Prince Charming. No, I struggle. What do you mean? Or do you mean like reading it in a coffee shop? Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to read mind-confident coffee shop. I'm not saying that you can't. I'm not saying you don't have the right to read mind-confident coffee shop.

Of course you have the right to read it in a coffee. I just think you should read it for free online if you want to read it at all. Who's given away for free online? Is this like a, you go into like alt-right websites, whatever, or Nazi websites? Look, if someone owns... It's like the church, they're going to give you a copy of Dianetics, trying to get into a church of Scientology. The game we have free Mind Combs. I'm going to assume that nobody wants to own the rights to MindComph, but I might be wrong.

I think Hiller owns the rights, doesn't he? Hiller's dead. You can't own the race. No, but I mean, like, whoever, like, he has errors. Don't they get the rights of Mindcomf? They can't. Why? It has to be part of German,

reparations that they, that Hitler's family does not get their rights to mind com. I mean, I'm just saying, like, there's something like, the son of Sam law they passed, like back in the 80s or 70s because the son of Sam wanted to write a book. That's what it was, right? Yeah. The son of Sam was a killer in New York City in 76. And he wrote a book, I think. And then they wanted to publish it.

And they're like, no, you can't. And they stopped. But they had a right. Like, that wasn't 76. I think, you know, that law didn't exist. Yeah. when Hitler wrote his book. So I think he actually gets to keep it.

What's just like, how many copies of my comp are they selling? How many people did it son of Zamkill? What's his, what's it? 10, 15, I guess, I don't know. What's your point? Less than 6 million?

Less than 6 million. Yeah, probably. All right, but I mean, you, you look, do you really think the debate, look, so this is 1945, maybe 46, but in time they're doing this. Right.

And, like, you know, Germany is just in rubble. The Russian, the Soviets fucking tore through Berlin, allegedly raping a lot of women. I mean, but a lot of them got raped in Leningrad and Stalingrad. So it's like, it's very murky. A lot of women who got raped during war, so it's just like, it's like the enemy, the enemy of the country clocked it as a rape.

It doesn't mean that all of them were rapes. Like, you know. Oh, hot take. No, no, no, no. This is actually a thing. I forget who this has been. was who pointed this out, but she seemed pretty smart. But it's like, but like I was, like, the idea of like, so rape as a weapon of war is a real thing.

Sure. Right? Like, that's a real thing. It's fucking harrowing. It's terrible. But like, but there's also women who just fuck during wartime. And those women get clocked as rapes. Oh, yeah.

Well, look, like, during occupations. But I think, like, I think there was just a lot of, like, as they took Berlin. I don't like, I'm not talking about, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. French girls who were fucking SS. This probably isn't the hill I wanted to die on. But I'm talking about French girls who were fucking SS officers because they look kind of, you know, look at the look. I mean, they're lonely. They're, their boyfriends in the resistance.

What are they supposed to do? Not fuck a French, uh, this guy? I don't know. I'm not going to judge people. Uh, I was never in Nazi occupied France, Vichy France. But I think the thing with the Soviets was more that, you know, uh, just as they were destroying Berlin, uh, and like, storming in, you know, kind of like in Game of Thrones. at the end of the game of drones,

just a lot of like, you know, hey, you get over there. Let's, you know, rape. Which, again, maybe overstayed, I don't know. I mean, I'm not blaming this. I mean, I do blame this. No one, there's never a good reason to rape. I'm not saying you should, but like, you know,

you can kind of, in the context of World War II, you know, I mean, like a million people died in the siege of Leningrad. And Stalingrad was like basically, like, you know, Terminator 2, but in the future part. right without robots so i mean like there's a lot of rape going on so i'm just saying like you know did you ever see fury the movie fury which one was that again it's the tank movie brad pitts in it no is that good it's about the 10 it's actually pretty good but there's a scene like that that's kind of cool where it's like where it's there's he fucking nazi and then cute and then saves rape he fucks his

nazi bra it's like they're like occupying something right and there's like a woman they're clearly like they're getting food from these women they're like they're kind of looking at them like your pieces of shit you're eating our food but then like Brad Pitt is also pretty cute so it's like one of the women wants to fuck him you're not going to let the woman fuck Brad Pitt just because he's from another country it's like you know there's like a right if it wasn't Brad Pitt then it would be a different vibe so how far below Brad Pitt does that have to be can it be Griffin done I don't people get that reference he was a he was in like he was in what he movies uh remember after you know sorry after hours i don't know uh can it be crispin glover

christman glover yeah i think it was crispin glover it would be a rape scene whether it was martin star from freaks and geeks in silicon valley and other things you'd like morton star well for me that wouldn't be a rape but maybe for some women like it's like you know it's like it depends what kind of so is this part of your rape theory that you know attractive men Look, I think attractive men Here's the problem with attractive men Attractive men could totally be serial rapists Sure

But they also have sex more easily They make some more evil probably Yeah Because they can use it so easily That it's only that Because people say like I don't know Is this a feminist thing now?

I don't know because like For a long time people were like Try to make their case to you in like school Like as you got older Like you learn about rape whenever I don't remember first time I realized what rape was. And then at some point, teachers are going,

rape isn't about sex. And I get what you're going for here, but it kind of is, right? Right. It's kind of about something. Yeah, you're just making the victim feel shitty. You're just making the victim feel shitty. Like, it's like, it's the only thing.

Like, one of the things about getting raped as a fucking kid or whatever is it puts you in touch with your kernel knowledge before you're ready for it. Sure. That's one of the things. that's the cruel about it. Right. But also just like any kind of rape. Yeah.

It's like it's kind of about sex. I mean, it's sex that you don't want. No, I've made this point to people before and they're just like, what? No,

no, no. My point. No, this idea that it's like rape can be both wrong and about sex. Yeah.

It's something that people don't want to hear for some reason. I don't understand. Like, it's sex you don't want. It's like, how is it like, no,

but it's not, it's about control. But it's like, ah, I mean, I mean is a guy just like is he Look I get there's elements of this But sometimes when a guy just rapes you in the alley

Yeah I mean he leaves you It's like he's not He's not control If he took you and made you as Harley Quinn Like in Batman like the Joker That's about control You're right

I don't know Yeah making creating Harley Quinn is about control Yeah rape is look Rape's about rape How about rape? Rap's about rape I don't know I mean, maybe, maybe this was always said. And as we've said many times on this show, what's your catchphrase?

I'm not a rapist. Rape is the wrong hole. Oh, rape is always the wrong hole. Rape is always the wrong hole. Thank you. I forgot about that. That's a good poll. Anyway.

Yeah, anyway. I don't know how we got on to this, but we were talking about a wholesome. We were talking about the wholesome subject of mindcom. Well, I don't know. I mean, like, you know, it's. I wonder, who is getting the proceeds then? Oh, who's getting the, who's getting, who's getting paid? Is there just some guy out there who's getting mine comp money?

And that's even weirder. No, if there's a guy getting mine comfort money, he should be arrested. Who? Like, I understand it needs to be studied for historical purposes, but like, so it must be being published. Yeah. But it's like, is Penguin publishing it? Like, what, I'm just saying, if Hitler's descendants can't get it, why is the, I mean,

the older money have to go to the Jewish Defamation League or something? Well, isn't Mind Kumpf one of those things that it's just on Gutenberg Press or something? Yeah, but people still publish those books. Like, just because of books are, you know, a copyright, you know, a book company will still, like, publish it.

Okay, now I'm actually curious about this. Who? I'm going to ask Google, is Mind Kumpf out of print? No, it's in print. You can buy the board. I've seen it at the borders. Are they gone now? I think they're at a business.

Maybe that's why. They keep trying to sell books. They invest in too many copies. Oh, this is interesting. This tells you something about 2020. What? Right here. Because this happened in 2020.

What happened? And I would assume at no point before that. In March 2020, Amazon banned sales of new and secondhand copies of MindConf. And several other Nazi publications. I would think MindComp is the main one, though. I would imagine. Who has?

Who's included in several other Nazi publications? I don't know, the Turner Diaries, maybe. Yeah, probably. And, like, you know, in some, probably some Harry Turtle Dove type guy, but, like, really hacky and, like, I mean, is that the name? The guy who writes a little, like, the ultimate, like, what if the Nazis won? That guy, how much to look at that guy. Hey, what if the Nazis won? I'm just saying.

That's a Nazi publication. What would happen? The man in the high castle is the Nazi public. He's just, like, he's just writing, what would have happened? and if they let Hitler finish their holocaust. I'm Harry Turtle Dove. I like that alternate history is involving the Nazis. They all have to be judged by like,

how hard do you think the author was while he was writing this? And then they Hitler took a Zeppelin and bombed the Empire State Building. Do to do. Although it's the most hack, I'd rather fucking read a, I don't know, Like a Fabio book I'll get it You'll get that later maybe Do you think that the guy who wrote the Turner Diary

Like do you think that the guy I'm not even sure what the Turner Diaries is actually I kind of know what it is I haven't read it It's something always like quote as a racist thing right I'm sure it is I'm just really no no it's it's a classic racist thing But do you think that the guy

Who wrote the Turner Diaries Really thought he was writing mind com Because if so he's a little bitch Oh yeah I mean I guess anyone doesn't kill six million, anyone. I mean, like, I'm not trying to advocate to kill six million. No, that's what Hitler did. They could be other things in the future that would be bad, too.

Doesn't always be, you know, against Jews. Just the idea that if he thought he was right, then it just makes it an extra level of stupidity. If he's like, this is going to be my mind-combe. Well, you never know. Look, I mean, you can't tell people to follow their dreams. And fucking, like, you know, just keep going. Like, Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. in making it's 40 years old keep trying keep working out get your 10,000 hours in so at the end of the day how does he know after he gets his 10,000 hours that he's not like the next Hitler you know it's like I mean I'm not saying we don't condemn him but don't condemn the effort

don't get him the fucking the fact that he tried Hitler was a big Malcolm Gladwell fan did you do you think he like made people get 10,000 hours this is going on the wrong I don't know. Yeah. Anyway.

You made the prisoners? I think that's more of a mouth thing. Well, like, get your 10,000 hours in. What do you mean? I don't know. Like working in the slave camp or something?

I don't know. Kicking rocks with a hammer. Or Mussolini. Isn't that what Mussolini was all that? Oh, the work will set you free or something? The work will set you for. We should. We're talking about a lot of bad people.

We know about a lot of dictators. You know, my high school friends once got into a fight about this, about reading MindComp. Really? Yeah, because. Because you were reading MindComp and they wanted you to stop. And you fought them. They're like, you're reading too much MindComble. It's like, I don't think I'm reading enough MindCom.

You had some girl had like a fucking like car accident. You went to the hospital and you're just sitting there with her reading MindComp's. I don't know why that would happen Yeah That was yeah We don't have it gone So somebody was like I got this in the middle of the argument

Like I caught it in the middle of the argument Was like it was like Would you Would you be okay with someone Reading MindConf on a plane? Like it's like I'm like now we're in kind of like Green Eggs and Ham territory

Yeah I mean I would never read MindConf on a plane I would not read it on a train Like I would not read it anywhere public Like Well I look what's the first fucking different it's like what why did they see someone reading mind comp on a plane they'll get mad this is the idea this is the idea which i think i would also if i saw someone reading mind confit on a

plane not enough to challenge them to a duel what do you think they're sitting there in a plane and like oh that's that's that's good and they're going to fucking start the fucking you know the furnaces they're on a plane right this is the least likely place you are you are to be where you could effectively start a holocaust is a plane that's true that's true I guess But also Hold me on that Unless you have a

Unless you're like fucking Flying a Nova gay And then maybe Yeah Unless the plane that dropped The atomic bomb Unless this is some kind of Super terrorist

Who just needs to be convinced Right He finishes mine comp And he's like Well I'm sold And then he was like Up until now he was too busy But like oh I have his long flight

Maybe I'll catch up on my home Is that what you think? what oh yeah like totally like he finishes mind comp he's like good point hitler he takes over the plane he crashes it into a nuclear site you could start a holocaust that way this guy this guy hadn't read mind company new world nuclear sites were and have a plane like it's very very prepared to be swayed this fucking very unique skill set combination of skills a man who knows how to fly and those world nuclear sites are but what had to be radicalized in midair So anyway, then I go back further in the argument as a Facebook argument.

And really they were arguing because somebody was complaining that a woman was reading an Ein-Rann book on a plane. And then the other person was- Which I ran book? Atlas Shrug. I've read Atlas. I haven't read it, but I have read The Fountainhead. Okay. Yeah. So your friend was mad that someone was reading Atlas Shrug.

I may have read it on a plane. This is the problem. This is the problem with all you liberals. You're fucking, you liberals And you're like, You get, look, ban mind-competent, ban that way-shund. Look, it's a joke,

look, it's kind of a good book. It's not great. I mean, the sex scenes are really clunky, in my opinion. And there's a lot of them, I feel like. There's a lot of weird sex scenes in Atlas shrugged. But, uh, you know, just don't go, like,

you can't wipe out libertarianism. It's like, you know, people are going to want to feel good about, you know, uh, whatever. Like, you know, they're having a, a plot of land and being fucking an anarchist or whatever. You can't just, you know, what do you want?

You want me to read some fucking little red book? Some communist shit. Right. Just let people read. What are these people? Like, yeah, I don't like Nazis. I don't like fucking, but like, Alice Shrug is not a Nazi thing. The thing about Ein Rand is I don't think she's,

look, I can understand why someone would assume she was a murderer, but I don't think that anyone has ever confirmed a kill. Why don't even assume she's a murderer? She has murderer eyes. She's a creep. She's a weird creep. I'll give you that much. Even Murray Rothbar didn't like her.

He's like, what's this horse? She ran like a fucking bullshit cult on the Upper West Side or whatever. Right. She would only hang out with people who smoked. She was a scene kid. Basically,

Iron Rann was a scene kid. Yeah. Well, she also, yeah, she had these weird men who would fuck her. Like, she was like the Demi Moore before Demi Moore. She was like, fuck younger guys like these apprentices or whatever you know she was like she was she she should be

a role model for little girls she is to some extent just in the sense that she got what she got she gets what she wants yeah but like but i also think she has she has a shark-like face that i don't that i don't trust all right but i mean you know what what should what should be done to someone reading that was shrugging on the plane nothing good No, but anyway, but so the fight was about, like, he was like, and it devolved. Of course, these things always devolve, right? Like, it goes from, should you read Atlas Shrike on a plane to, should you read MindComph on a plane? Like, it's like, this is for the problem.

Should we fucking read, the only thing you shouldn't read on plane is a self-published book of poems about the children you've raped. That would be weird. That, that I would take pause. You know, that's worse than MindComp, reading MindComp. I mean, yeah, maybe the self-yourself-published poem book about children you rape hasn't led to the Holocaust. But the act of reading that is worse than reading MindComp. And I'll stick to those guns. Moving on.

Did you hear about Biden? What's going on with Biden and the Wuhan Lab? Oh, yeah. He wants to launch an investigation. Yeah. into whether or not the what is it that the the let this Wuhan virus the no I'm sorry I'm sorry the fucking coronavirus leaked from a from the Wuhan lab is this what they tried to impeach Trump over I mean it's exactly the same thing what are we doing there's no difference I mean I've always

always started it's a pretty reason like you know did it leak from the lab good chance I mean it's the Labs right there in Wuhan. I mean, I think we were talking about, like, you know, I'm sure back over a year ago, like, yeah, maybe people were selling, uh, wasn't that one of the theories people were selling these animals in the wet markets, possibly? Like, not the fucking doctors. I don't think the fucking epidemiologists were like, you know, how about we're,

you know, we're nice to go to Vegas. Or I guess Macau. We're over there. Is there a casino place, right? Right. Let's go to Macau for the weekend. Oh, I mean, on our salaries? why don't we sell

what we do we go these wet markets and we got these fun they'll eat these pangolins and bats and shit they don't know a fucking difference I don't think that happened

but I think maybe a janitor I don't know I'm just saying people whatever or maybe just you know fell over a table it's fine

but you know now now it's like everyone Fauci is saying it now Fauci's like I'm not convinced Like, wasn't, I mean, weren't they saying, like, this is the stupidest thing in the world? This is fucking, like, this is a conspiracy theory, like, last year.

Right. Yeah, no, no, it's definitely, um, uh, it's the exact same thing. It's complete hypocrisy. I mean, this is why people don't, uh, like, you think maybe, you always think it's going to be the end of season four of the wire. we're like fucking the mayor the new mayor he's fucking he's going to shake things up he's going to solve all the murders you know there's a scene where the guy he calls up his first day is mayor and he calls up the guy I guess he's head of the you know the public works and goes you know I saw a faulty fire hydrant uh on my way to work today I want you to fix it sure give me the address and he just hangs up the phone and now this guy's go oh now we got to fix all the fire hydrants because we didn't tell us what's one and like boom the new mayor right and then he fucking think like and then like you know and he's going to do other stuff like that trick people like that and he's going to change Baltimore and then

as soon as next season starts you realize it all fell apart yeah he had to take money from the governor whatever that's what's happening now you think but i mean we all thought Biden was like you know king solomon come to life i mean i'm exaggerating but you know like a reason like did you have to like this just like I mean why why are we doing this if this was your whole thing stick to it like we were all accepted yeah probably came from the lab you guys don't want to talk about it it's fine you're just giving people ammunition uh and like yeah for what really are we trying to start a war with china now right we're going to go war over the coronavirus now what are we missing here probably not like probably they'll just like start they'll start up some

weapons program that somebody else shut down like it's like that's a good point you think you're gonna fucking sell a a new bunker buster missile that could like stop a lab leak this is a lab league cruise missile right you fire this at a lab if a little a little thing goes off a little like we have these things rig now with these alerts and now there's a leak at the lab we hit a button we kill everyone there i mean it's you think that might be i mean whatever this day and age but I mean what's what's the angle here like I mean is this something that like anyone was asking for or this just to distract you from not getting health care

I yeah I mean I have no idea it's like I don't know what to do okay so let's say like it happened and it was intentional why we do that a whole different bag of cats that's like you know it's possible what do you do then like it do well then you go to war I guess maybe do your own bio warfare like it's like it's it's a fucked up time I mean I I think, look, here's the thing.

I feel like, you know, if it was intentional, look, it hurt us. It hurt the economy. It disrupted things. But I think it would disrupt the economy more to carpet bomb. I think that also disrupts economies. Right. So it's like if we discovered publicly, like if we made the public discovery that China had done this, I don't know if like, you know, making our own like kind of lethal virus

would be the answer. I think we're just fucking, we have all these. I mean, I'm not advocating for words, but if that was, and no one's really saying that. Right. You're going on that, you know, uh, perch. No, no, because I think that's sort of the question that's lingering now.

Well, I think for a lot of people, I think here's a problem. People couldn't, I mean, to be fair to people during the Trump administration, there did seem to be a lot of implication that like, if it leaked from the lab, it was intentional, which, not going to leak it, whatever, which is like, I never thought. It's not necessarily true. It's not necessarily true. It's probably not true. It's more likely, like, look, the odds of them containing this thing the way they did, which I guess, look, when they had their outbreak in Wuhan, they fucking boarded up people in the houses and they, you know, they forced them to stay. I get it. They knew they'd be more disposed to, like, just not having an outbreak, you know, and they fucked us up. I just don't see the way it worked out. It's like, I feel like if you were going to do this, we just do a better virus it just doesn't see like you're counting on the fact we're gonna be and i know they did know they china knows that we're stupid in general but like you know did they

it just seems i like that it's like all these people died and we're like what that's all you got what that's all you got it's a terrible tragedy and the scary thing is like and these could happen again but if this was like if this was your like fucking doomsday paradigm I, yeah, look, in that, this was a fucking supervillain thing. I mean, if Magneto came down and gave everyone the coronavirus and then, like, what's the percentage of people who die? Not like, like, a bunch of old people die and like, and people have to go school, you know, remote learning in school.

It wouldn't really be the biggest crossover event in Marvel history. You know, it's all I'm saying. So I don't know. I mean, I'm all for new viruses. I mean, look, if this is just a fucking opening salvo, fine. I don't know what we're doing here. Yeah. So what do you think is that is?

I mean, people think Fauci's involved, right? Well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if Fauci's, like, involved. I just don't like, I didn't, honestly, I didn't like this from the beginning. Like, I just didn't care. I didn't even care if he was guilty of anything. I just don't like scientists, like coming out and being like, I'm a hot, like, fucking tap dancing for the cameras.

Oh, you know, the goon shit, sure. I mean, look, the whole thing. about uh wearing masks don't wear a mask i mean i gave him credit for the one thing like he's like oh then later on he's like i only said that because we don't have any masks and it was like look i mean you shouldn't lie ever but fair point right we don't have any masks we want this guy to do this guy's just he wants to die and he was he got coronavirus he just wants to be fuck he's he's like 80 years old and if i and you know i mean look did they force him to do the pitching pitch at that ball game and embarrass the country.

Right. Probably. No, he probably jumped at that because, you know, he wants, he's been fucking studying AIDS. He's been studying all sorts of viruses for years. He probably just wanted one time fucking some chick to fuck him for, you know. Yeah, no, this is what I, for status. This is what I hate about him.

I don't want him throwing pitch. I want him studying AIDS. Go study AIDS. He was studying AIDS, boy. Go, go. He studied old during the 80s. He watched people die. During a time of him.

of tribulation, I want a big, burly man throwing out the first pitch. That's what I want. So you want, you want fucking John Hamm from Mad Men. I want to, well, he probably sucked too. He's an actor. So you want, you want baseball player doing it? I would like a baseball. Why don't we just have pitchers do the first pitch? I would love

for pitchers to do the first pitch. You realize how, I mean, even, even a good, a real athlete. Like, not only a real, like, you know, pro athlete, but like a guy who's really has a leg who played baseball. It'd be embarrassing to watch him do the first pitch. Like, your best case, you hit the glove.

It's disgusting. You realize how fast a major league pitcher? It, like, I talked to a baseball guy once. A fucking Major League player. I knew, it's a long story, but I was drinking with him. We were getting fucking pissed drunk, and I'm asking him all these questions, and we're just discussing, we were talking about how he fucking, how hard. Like, I was asking, like, what's it like you're going from the, you know, you're in high school, you're the top dog,

and you're in college, you're the top dog, and you go over the minor leagues, and you're a bad motherfucker. and then you get in the majors and you're no longer the he wasn't you know Lou Gehrig he was but he was good he got some he got a couple home runs you know in the majors and it's the guy who was a fucking real guy and uh and he's like yeah you know but the pitching is the thing that fucking blows you away that you like you can't fathom the timing and the and the speed and the ferocity that this fucking thing is coming at you most a lot of guys just can't you know the whole lives they're elite athletes and they can't do it and fucking and we make fouchy do it

Fouchy compare himself to the most hard one of the hardest things you can do they say one of the hardest things in all of sports is to hit a major league pitch yeah that's how fast these guys throw it right and you want Fouchy to throw it and he can't even get it past his own dick it just seems like something we do as a fucking just because we like we don't even have we want we don't want heroes in our country we don't want like anyone to have any dignity right we like this country is about showing you that even if you want to accomplish great

things and you're respected by your peers and you worked at the AIDS crisis and you probably worked on the Hanta virus and you fucking did you help develop vaccines in the past you've rose these levels we're gonna fucking we're gonna make a cuck out of you we don't give a shit

because you can't pitch science boy yeah fuck you science boy fuck you science boy that's like but the thing is like, I'm in touch with that part of myself. So I go, when he starts going out being like, I should throw, I should throw the first pitch. He should, if he had, like, written an open letter saying,

like, I'm not going to throw the first pitch. I'm a scientist. This is what I do. This is clown shit. Please stop trying to humiliate me by asking me to do something I clearly can't do. Then I would actually respect him. Stop fucking, why are we embarrassing ourselves? Right.

I'm a goddamn scientist. But, you know, but he wants everyone to like, he goes on the Try Guys's YouTube page. Those are the guys who eat, like, everything in the fucking McDonald's in a video about it. They're fun. I mean, I don't watch all their stuff, but when the guy goes and he's like, I eat everything in Arby's. And he's like a, you know, he's not fucking, again, John Hamm or like, you know, who else is charismatic? Someone else.

He's not Johnny Carson, I guess. You know, I don't remember the sort of a charm with that guy. Right. But, like, you know, but he's fine. He's doing much better than us when you. He's got an audience and he eats Arbys and he gets sick probably. But this is who Fauci went to. He didn't come to.

comp to try to get us, our listeners, to take the vaccine. But he went to them to explain to them the vaccine. Right. As part of his, you know, campaign. You know, like, you know, how about, you know, would help people take the vaccine? If you hadn't embarrassed yourself on the mound, I guarantee you that you cost thousands of lives.

People have lost confidence in a man who couldn't even get a ball past his cock. In a weird way, like people, people don't take vaccines because there are actually people out there who don't take vaccines because they're like, what if I want my kid to become like Anthony Fauci? That scumbag, that weak scumbag, who can't even throw a pitch? I mean, I love it.

He made a, you know, I'll have to explain to him like a mother, like, no, that man made the vaccine. He's at the product of the vaccine. He's a scientist who developed it. That's the kind of thing he needs. I don't need. Look at him. He came and he can't. I can throw a ball.

I can throw a baseball past my own dick. Maybe he needs a vaccine. Maybe I don't. That's what they're thinking. These, again, I'm not making these cases. Don't fucking de-platform me. But these are, you know, you have to preserve. You're right.

I was a little soft on Fauci, but you should preserve your dignity. You're right. Yeah. Good call. He should be insulting the try guy. Like, no, he should be saying, you don't know anything about science.

You guys are idiots. Yeah, he should go on the trial. You can he's very nice to them and very, you know, they were like asking, some of them were asking some kind of silly questions in the vein of. like this is what people are saying and he should have been like what the fuck you you're gonna bring his spirit like i mean look it's fun he called you might not you might not agree but from his perspective he should say you can bring me this horse shit conspiracy who the you should be

embarrassed i'm a great man i'm a steamed italian epidemic out whatever the fuck he is madam curie whatever the fuck you're gonna fuck i'll spit he starts spitting on him he's so fucking mad he pulls out of fucking hoagie with a fucking italian Hogan, I eat when I'm mad. He's just massing into his mouth. I do this so I don't fucking have you whacked. Imagine if that was the scene. Right.

And like you would know, I feel like you know almost no one with nothing to the vaccine. Like, oh, this guy. He's going to fuck around. Yeah. This is what happens to you when you take vaccines. You get really, you get really hard. Makes you, they should just fucking put Viagra in the vaccine. they should have put an adderol they should put viagra adderol and like hgh in it and just go look it's a free dose of hg hg hc the cycles you get pumped you know hg is you can grow hormones right oh yeah put some of that fucking propitia in it

why not i mean why don't they mix up things into the vaccine this point crush up crack into it hey you get free free hit a crack i mean i'm not saying every dose should have that but like you know they're probably worried like hey these guys who do crack on the streets aren't getting vaccinated it's a problem because you know they're just all intermingling doing crack together and it's like maybe we put crack it in you only have word spread you got free dose of crack or free dose of heroin the vaccine of course they would do it right they go around and get testers again from the wire but you know they'll hand out testers sometimes and people go yeah the testers vaccine same thing this is a genius plan but people don't understand like

what people don't understand about the vaccine shit it's like I think one of the most evil things about the vaccine thing and it's like and the media has been like praying on this forever now like where it's like it's like people the media will be like some people are insane like before the vaccine was available literally before the government said it's safe to take the vaccine. The media was going like, some people don't want to take the vaccine. It's like they shouldn't want to take the vaccine.

Yeah. I would not like to take a vaccine that the government hasn't approved. Hey, you want to try some guy in the street? Like some fucking guy from the fucking CDC shows up with a bucket. It's like, when it was fucking needles you just pull up the fucking, you want to try this?

No. You fucking just, they bring a pig around. Pulling blood of a pig? hey we want to fucking stabby with this which is not what the vaccine's made if I understand that but I mean these people didn't know no one approved anything that's a fair point and the media just read the media

probably create half of that half the media to me looks like people who are just being like just people who want to get some bootleg vaccine you got a great point here the media probably did a big part to create the not getting vaccinated thing because the more you talk about oh even doctors don't want to get vaccinated

Whoa, now people, like, well, that sounds like, probably if you never mentioned it, it wouldn't occur to most people, like, well, everyone's probably going to get vaccinated. I mean, like, you know, you know, I'm not, I mean, except Jenny McCarthy. And then you just kept going, a lot of people might not get vaccinated. Oh, I'm not the only one who's, oh, maybe I should look into this. And then you fucking don't. And you go, and you fucking eat some chicken wings, you forget. But that seeds of doubt's planted.

Nothing will plant a seat of doubt more in me than Joy Bayhar going like, some people don't want to give accident i think they're more rons personally like who who is the view for who is this for like who are we this is the fucking problem is like the people we've elected to like be our mouthpieces are like i mean how you have to you have to run the gauntlet of being able to tolerate five different incredibly annoying women at the same time Elizabeth Hasselback

or whatever version of it there are now version 8.0 was Megan McCain, right? Yeah. You have to be able to tolerate Megan McCain Whoopi Goldberg who, look, she's had some great moments in the career, but she's not, you know,

I'm not really a current whoopee fan. Who else was on that? Barbara Walters, that pompous fucking I don't know what the proper Oh, Barbara Walters was the worst Yeah She was the worst one

Oh man you don't have a Papsmith Get your Papsmith Who else on that stupid show? Dumb oh, Megan McCain Yeah, Megan McCain Megan McCain is the biggest star of the show Because she's the most hated Like it's like she's the star

Because people hate her I'm just saying like You know you get one annoying person It's bad enough Like I'm saying this country, this country is vaccinated everyone against awful monsters. Right. It's like, you know, it's like, it's like when you have to like put your hands into a bowl of shit to get the microbes to get used to it so you can kind of adapt. That's what we are.

We're just awful hens. These awful hens. It's bad for men. Right. I mean, I'm not one of these guys. I'm not an in-cell, but a certain point, where are the men supposed to look at? I don't mean physically like you know who's I mean you got Calgar Carlson I guess and you got fucking who's the other guys who's on who's on Fox you got fucking Tucker you got Ben Shapiro like why

you're saying mostly men just need to look at something I'm saying is like you got all these hands because you don't look at things you just you read I'm an exceptional I am I am a broadcaster right I am I am a fucking I am a I am a net creator of content I'm just saying like I'm not like you and I read Batman comics That's where I get I get my things from Batman That's what I do I'm just saying

We need a real-life Batman But we do have one I was gonna hold this off Reality is we do have a real-life Batman And this is exciting for me Oh yeah I mentioned on the Patreon last week I've been reading a lot of Batman comics

I don't know how long it will last Maybe forever, maybe a week But I'm into Batman comics It's dark, it's fun and uh whatever he's a detective he's doing he's a vigilante i like yeah what would i tell me if i told you we have a real life batman i would be really excited it's exciting right yeah i mean a real life bad man i mean a lot of people fantasize about a world where bad man exists where he takes the fucking initiative right and like you know if you're beaten if you're robbed if you're raped

mad every time sometimes maybe Batman shows up and he beats up your rapist or something right yeah isn't that the fantasy I mean look at the fantasy of the noble vigilante is definitely like that's a fantasy that looms large in my mind what about two vigilantes

wow two Batman two I don't mean like in different cities two Batman working together solving crimes doing vigilante shit two is better than one there's a story I've read this story I want to bring this up because this is fucking mind so this Batman these Batman these bat men uh so here's that this woman is so two men allegedly beat up women's accused

rapist oh wow so this is a person they knew they uh it doesn't really make the point if she was a friend of theirs or not but two men and then she was raped by this guy and she she makes that known and these two guys go and beat up her rapist. Do they beat him to death? Do they just beat him up? I don't think they killed him. I think they beat him very badly. Oh, well, you know, that's exactly what Batman does.

He beats people badly. He leaves them a lot. He leaves them with their life to choose what to do with it. Right, correct. And that is, you know, I mean, look, you might not agree with this kind of form of rape justice, but you have to admit that for some people, for some it works. for some, and I would like to applaud those men. Well, hold on.

I didn't finish the headline. Oh. Okay. So two men allegedly beat up women's accused rapist before killing her. Wait, what? So apparently, and it's not what you think. It's not like, it's still Batman, kind of,

because I'm not tricking you. They didn't just happen. It wasn't a home invasion where these two guys like, beat up a guy who they thought was her husband and turned to be a rapist and then well they got of course you're going to kill her now they beat her up they beat this guy up because of the rape this was rape vengeance it was seems to have been rape vengeance but then i believe they were worried that she was going to rat on them that's the gist of the article i've gotten uh so they murdered her yeah

25 allegedly shot in the head before a body was dumped at the former naval support activity building and by Wardle, Louisiana. That's where I believe that the men who were suspected of killing her allegedly did so to silence her after she knew that they allegedly nearly beat to doubt the man. She accused of rape. Rape vengeance? I mean, look.

Done. You think Batman ever, you don't think Batman would do this? You don't think Batman ever, like, you know, stops the rape and things like, I just kill this fucking one. Look, I can sort of imagine him accidentally killing a rapist in the course of beating him. But I can't imagine him then turning on the rape victim and saying, you're going to see where I can tell. Are you going to tell the commissioner about me? Oh, you bitch, you're going to fucking talk to tell.

I know who talks like Joker. Like I can tell the squealers. That's right. He books out like the joke. I know the squealers when I see him. She's like, no, no, no. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

And he's just beating her to death. this is honestly this is what probably happened right like they beat him up and then they went back to the girl to like brag maybe right they're like we beat up your ray but she's like oh like they're going to be able to find out that you did that you know it's like if he calls the police you guys could go to jail they're like what are you saying you're going to rat on us what's her look look i want to show you a picture of these guys look at these guys sure so would you say that to these guys i want to tell you something in a future world or alternate world if this happens God forbid.

And these guys tell you, this is something like that, you just go, dang, you guys are great men. I mean, I don't know, they just look,

these two like, mean-looking white guys with like, you know, neck tattoos and I don't know if it's a tear. I don't know how to read tattoos anymore. But these seem like,

these don't seem like guys who just have like a fucking really cool Batman tattoo or like a Spider-Man. I've seen Pete, you know, these tattoos look more menacing. So I wouldn't,

I wouldn't tell, you know, if they beat up my rapist, I wouldn't be like, what are you idiots do? Now they're going to track us down. They just fucking thank them. Maybe make them a fucking tart, a lemon tart or something or cheese Danish. Oh, right. You don't have bake a cheese Danish?

I don't, but I would learn. Learn for this, in these moments, you can go, well, you guys are a great thing. We got to worry about it now. Let me make you a cheese Danish and some coffee. fucking you know enjoy ourselves this is a great night

and you think to yourself about how that these knuckleheads might have fucking initiated something and then you actually do rat on them maybe I don't know I mean I don't know how long you go to jail for beating up a guy but it's you probably get out in enough time to kill this woman

that's true I'm just saying I have a feeling that there's more to the story there has to be I would imagine I mean, this is USA Today, right? Or People Magazine. What is People Magazine doing telling this story? I thought they interviewed, like, fucking, you know, like Taylor Swift and, like, you know, gave you tips on how to cinch your belly or something.

How they kind of cut that waistline in six weeks. Two men are literally beat up women's rapist and then killer. Like, this is not People Magazine demographic. What is happening over People Magazine? Yeah, people, I don't know if People Magazine is known for hard-hitting journalism. This is just some fucking, they send some fucking, fucking dope who usually like makes like you know here's a recipe for uh raspberry bars and like why don't you cover the rape story yeah they're not gonna go like this is actually part of an

ongoing gang feud that the u.s but you know the FBI has been tracking for right like they're they're gonna go they're just like no it's okay life is weird they probably went to the court one time and like some other and the guy the guy from highlights magazine was there he was like what's going on he's like ah i think uh i think if i it's probably not true it's probably like they probably the guy she's probably the husband of the guy who they beat up or she's the wife whatever and they just like fucking completely botched story oh she they were trying to help her I bet I bet I bet she was raped and she asked these two men for help and then

and then she ran it doesn't even make sense I'm saying it's still like how can you fuck this up this doesn't make any sense to me uh well I wish everyone involved the best I guess she's dead though so I can't wish her the best No, you can't wish anyone involved the best, really. I mean, the white rapist, if you, you know, I'm assuming he did it. Let's hope he did it. How is it? How's not.

Help me on for the sake of, you know, he got brutally beaten for no reason otherwise. Right. So, you know, you know, I mean, they were almost there. They were almost heroes. Yeah, almost heroes. I mean, they tell you, they tell you that, like, you know, you don't want to go to fucking jail for rape or child molestation because they'll fucking prison justice. But I feel like it's always, I always suspected it was.

more like that it was all just a malaise of violence like you know you might get killed like the guy who killed Jeffrey Dahmer didn't do it because he like you know killed a bunch of people and ate them he fucking did like he like gave him the wrong look in the library or something or cut him in a lunch line or some shit right beat him with a fucking broom handle that no these guys are probably just dumb don't say that they might they might be fans these guys mean business don't fucking go I'm not I am not questioning their uh their their intel you know they had their reasons maybe we don't know the whole story as far as i'm concerned they're batman in training next time maybe they won't

kill the kill the victim but i imagine these two men interacting with anyone i just imagine robert denaro and raging bull you suck this dick yeah sucked his dick like that's a great thing never That is a good zan That exchange alone Makes it a good zan If you haven't seen Raging Bolt Go watch I don't have to explain

Raging Bolt to anyone Yeah You sucked his deck Oh yeah I'm sucking his dick You suck his dick He's just like You can tell his nose His old pushed in

Like he's blood's not getting to his brain Or too much blood's getting to his brain He just doesn't process sarcasm He goes to beats up Joe Pesci He threatens his own kid with a knife If you don't stop touching that butter I'm going to stop touching that butter Stap me in the eye.

And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, uh, anyway, uh, uh, do you want to talk about, um, should we, should we, should we talk about? Well, we'll leave that. I mean, we, you know, we're, uh, yeah, we'll maybe bring this up next time. We watched a movie. We'll watch it up on the Patreon. This is, uh, you know, I'm not trying to get, you know, money, what's the word bunny gate?

Yeah, but it's, I'm not trying to paywall content here, but, you know, we're running up to clock. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry we spent so much time talking about Batman or Batman. Talking about these brave Batman. Do you think this is going to spark a resurgence of vigilanteism? Was it ever really vigilantism?

I mean, Bernie Gets wasn't really a vigilante either. Bernie Gets was the man who shot four black kids on the subway. Wait, who is that again? Bernie Gets. Because of subway vigilante, they called him. Oh, right. But then he turned out to be like really racist too. Right?

Yeah. Well, I watched the documentary last year He's definitely It's complicated I think he's safe to say He was definitely racist, but I don't know I don't want to speak out of Turkey We should rewatch the Netflix thing

And then talk about him next time maybe Yeah, maybe There's a whole bunch of layers It's like well, first he was a hero And then he says some racist stuff And then in the documentary people going like Well, like he got beat up by a bunch of people So maybe he wasn't like, you know, saying that

I don't know Point is he was supposed to be a vigilante but he turned out, you just, you know. Vigilandies never live up to their name. Yeah, I mean, honestly, why can't a billionaire just do the job? They have the money. Bruce Wayne does it. Why can't fucking, I mean, I'm not because a lot of Musk wants to think he's Batman.

But, like, why isn't Warren Buffett just the old Warren, old Dairy Queen Warren Buffett? Imagine if he was just beating up rape victims. No, he's going roaming Omaha, looking for, he's just paying people to run. rape people i could picture him paying men to rape women so he could like stop it like like like fucking like like back to the future hey you get your hands off uh he's eating dairy queen where can they find us in the fucking dump in the garbage can uh where can they find you lucy oh on twitter at lucy underscore rohan and and why do you give your at rate comp everywhere uh remember you can sign for the Patreon, get an extra episode every week,

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