Kump - 76 - Unknown Kumps

Episode Date: July 1, 2021

Ray discusses Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Cosby,  the heat wave, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Been gone for not too long this time. A lot has happened today, some of it this week, but a lot today. It's a big day. We got a lot of big stories, a lot of big tributes to do. I guess we'll lead off with a death. This podcast will be born with a death. Is that poetic? A man who served something.

I don't know if it was his country or not, but he served a force, if you will. a force for good no probably no i mean even if you don't buy into i mean who who's got a who's got that who's got that like this guy this guy was a real he's a real maverick but you know he got the job done button and closed and the like old julye isenhow just got just went over sealed the deal big bang boom i like ike i mean who knows what i you know that guy was about but i don't think anyone is uh saying that about donald rumsfeld infamous character in the rogues gallery of uh whatever you want to call the deep state the knuckleheads the uh the guys who kill children perhaps i don't know um another man another life he could have been an ice cream man

around the streets of... Where is he from? Wisconsin? Poughkeepsie. Who knows where down... The ninth circle of... Is a circle of hell? I don't know. But Rumsfeld's dead.

88 years old. This is a man. If you're not familiar with them, that's crazy. But he was one of the architects of the post-9-11 response to the... totally real attacks.

He was the Defense Secretary of the George W. Bush. Among other things before that, he was, I think he was, his buddies were, you know, what's his name? Who's the VP, Cheney? The other robot heart boy. They were, you know, he was his protege. I think Cheney was his protege. Cheney's like 200 years old,

but somehow he served under Donald Rumsfeld. And he brought his master back. Cheney did. into the uh georgia w bush administration to uh at first i remember i was one of the first administrations i was aware for like when clinton got in i was young i remember when like you know was paying attention when rumsfeld took the mantle uh and he was talking a lot about we need to get a lighter with the troops we need a light a light infantry for like he watched too much g-i joe whereas Why, these guys don't have them any tanks?

They got to give him somebody or give him some Batman armor. We want our troops to be Batman roaming around the Middle East or wherever, but the Middle East, we knew where it was up. And we want him to just come and go. His whole idea, he didn't like the idea of, like, going somewhere, fighting a war, and then, like, doing anything afterwards, which is ironic. But the whole idea was to have a light infantry force.

that would just, you know, basically be like the Mission Impossible guys. You come in, you know, throw, I mean, you were literally guys in the build-up to the Iraq War. I don't know if you remember this. Maybe younger than me, or you were too busy smoking DMT with my mom. I don't know. I don't think she does, but, you know, I wouldn't begrudge her.

It'd be real, real awkward to find that one of you or my stepdad. That's why. Anyway, be with people a little ago, like, you know, it's not like Mission Impossible, right like guys are the news we're saying like this isn't mission you don't just go over there and like put a mask on overthrow like this is going to be carnage there going to be like people like fighting back like even if you win the war and so no one's going to want you there but that that's the thing did he lose the war no he lose the after the war not really because

that's not what these people are doing okay you got to remember guys like donald rumsfeld tell you they want a g-i-jo force they want a uh You know, a super, a supernational. That's the right word, super national, extra national force that just kind of comes in, parachutes in like Black Hawk down, but doesn't get their helicopter. I mean, have we ever done a mission where the helicopter didn't crash? I'm just asking. I mean, I have nothing on a helicopter pilot.

I would not, I'm not begrudging them. I'm not, you know, saying these guys aren't here. Like, these guys are dope. I would fucking, I don't care what the mission, I'm down with helicopter. I'm on me to helicopter pilot. hang out with them, you know, nuzzle with them if they want, you know, whatever. I'm just saying.

I'm not, it's not a sexual thing. I'm just, but like, I want to be there for helicopter pilot. That being said, you know, a lot of these things, they need to crash a lot. I don't know. So the point is, so, you know, he's talking about that before 9-11. And then all of a sudden he has a war to try it out on. Because 9-11 happens.

and regardless of where you stand on the whole was it you know allowed to happen was it an operation planned by certain forces who may not have been al-Qaeda i don't know but it's still odd no matter what you the morning of 9-11 in my own accounts donald rumsfeld could not be found in the piak the bunker because he was toiling on the on the pentagon lawn trying to put out the fire and save people trying to lead i mean that must have been awkward to say the least because you're like i don't know a general or like a military aid whoever works for rumsfeld secure whoever the guys are whose job it is so like hey we got the pentagons getting attacked we're the because they have to have like it's a military thing

they have to have their own forces that like respond right your own military fire department and you know they like at least some of them do he's like traipsing around the white the fucking lawn we got to guys we got to put this fire out we got to save these people like sir what do you we come on who you kidding we're not dumb we know what this is go to the bunker no i this i didn't plan that night didn't plan nothing we got to put this fire out all right you want help he's just fucking picking up pieces of like fake plane perhaps maybe the real plane there's speculation a lot of ways i just think it's an awkward an awkward uh moment for some of the people you know like if you're the fifth if you're like the 56 guy into 9-11 conspiracy you know and you go watch what

you're doing sir this is not this is not going to track this is not going to play what you think this got this is going to end up on a youtube documentary they even have youtube well not yet but they knew they need to be something this will show up on something what was it uh e-bombs world there's going to show up on e-bombs world remember that the old uh video site this is going to show up on homestar runner dot com you traipsing around the pentagon lawn trying to put out of fire i mean at the very least like if given the biggest benefit that don't you need to like respond what kind i mean this is the most cynical operator next to dick cheney

just a real reptilian kind of guy real mercenary mind you know i mean there was literally a memo was reading today reminded me of this i hers before but a memo about the torture stuff which you know abu grabe went out which he you know oversaw there's a memo he wrote in the margins of one these reports about how the soldier uh the prisoners the detainees were being made to stand for four hours at a time and he writes in the morgue i stand for eight to ten hours a day why are we living in four hours which i mean i don't think don't think don't think they make you stand in like a weird position right i mean regardless it's just that's the kind of guy where this is this is the guy who supposedly rushed out to the

the white house lawn but for the pentagon lawn after an attack and started trying to put out a fire i don't know i mean that tracks to you i don't know what to tell you but that's i admire it it's a lot of chutzpah it's a lot of showmanship i mean dick cheney wasn't doing that dick cheney wasn't a showman rumsfeld was a showman rumsfeld was like a weird like a weird like dirty magician who'd like he had that whole speech when they were asking about like hey i think i don't know what they were asking in the first place it's probably like hey so how many kids got killed by uh our attacks today mr rumsfeld at one of these you know wartime briefings and he starts going off in that famous speech of uh well look i mean you have just four different ways just

you got known known unknowns you got known unknowns you got unknown known unknowns and like how many how many kids were shot in the face today. See, the things you know that you know, that's one thing. And then you got the things that you know, you don't know. No, sir, how many bullets went into the throats of little kids out of guns that were American? And you got the unknown known. There's the things you don't know you know.

That doesn't even make sense, but whatever. I think it's just a masterful, you know. I mean, how many paralyzed... What's an unknown unknown? That's how much Don Rumsfeld gives a shit if he paralyzes a child? That's an unknown unknown. He doesn't know. He doesn't know that.

But he doesn't know it because he didn't care. But this is a guy who's out on 9-11 trying to put out a fire with his firefighting buddies. Was he part of like the volunteer Pentagon Fire Department? Was it like one of those volunteer fire departments like on the island where they have a little race team with a race engine with on sundays the donald rumsfeld go out with the pentagon fire department and compete with like the white house fire department and like have a little racing like fire engines that like weren't i mean they were in the budget they got them written into the budget but like why are the taxpayers paying for these you know firemen to race engines

and i'm not trying to be a rat you know it's fine it's it's from morale so is that was that part of it i can't let my firefighting boys down i don't care just shoot a missile somewhere i got to help these boys so i mean you know you can are you you can i mean there is a errol morris documentary what was it called i forget let's see ero morris because famously ero morris who made he's a great documentarian made the thin blue line and uh he made a lot of great movies he made what else they make tons of stuff but he made a movie called the fog of war uh with robert magnanim who's also a defense secretary under Kennedy

and I guess Johnson. And he made this the McNamara film, one of the Academy Award for documentaries because it was like, you know, McNamara was a guy who, you know, kind of similar to Rumsfeld, it seems, like came from like, you know, a business background. He was a CEO of IBM?

He might be the CEO of IBM or high-up guy in IBM. And they brought him into the Kennedy administration to wage war on Vietnam they need to bring the computer power of big blue to fight uh to do them to rain terror in the jungles of vietnam to fight communism and uh famously it's like it's almost like a like an axiom or thing it's it's not even like that debatable i mean you could you look you read foreign foreign affairs magazine you know the cfr thing which i used to read and they'll tell you like we didn't lose vietnam just literally in this magazine like my brother used to get it i would read it and it was like you know it comes out quarterly it's this you know

council on foreign relations we don't know what that is right the whole globalist whatever started by david rockefeller and they're all you know everyone who's involved in the national security apparatus is part of it they have a they have a you know thing foreign relations every quarter and every article in there about how we didn't actually lose vietnam it was a huge success really i mean am i being lied to or is this just you know it something i mean sometimes it seems to be the angle of like we were trying to get cadmium or uh what's another weird mineral they would get we were trying to get lithium was the future war the afghanistan war oil we were trying to get oil we weren't trying to fight the vietnamese it's that kind of and so whatever point is uh the documentary

was great and because you know macnamarical looked back going yeah i look i look i thought i could kind of whiz kid you know game theory my way through vietnam and i lost a lot of lives cost a lot of people their lives It's tragic And he started crying at certain points And it was moving and touching And the guy who's like it's eubris It's a portrayal of eubris

Finding its folly That's nice I should be a critic But then you have Then a few years later He makes same guy Or Morris Makes a similar documentary

With Donald Rumsfeld And it couldn't be further from the goddamn thing. It's called the unknown, yeah, it's called the unknown, playing by that speech I just gave you. The known,

and the whole gimmick was that, same idea, let's look back at the Iraq war. And I, you, you couldn't, it's like, remember when Blade Runner when you had to void confetest? It's like when they put that thing in your eye and it's like,

tell me about the memories you got, of your mother. And they're trying to see if you're a robot or not, but how about your pupils dilate or some shit? He would have passed out with flying cars. This guy don't fucking, this guy was motor oil in the veins, uh, chugging along.

There was no revelations. He was like, no, we were right. We were right. This is not, that maybe, I don't know, I've been watching it in years. I remember watching going, this guy don't fucking, you know, he's just, just nothing to get. You know, Macdemar was a bitch compared to Rumsfeld. I mean, probably a better man. But, you know, you can't, Rumstell is not getting played by Errol Morris, right?

this guy is a guy who uh you know he's a mercenary he's a firefighter so we've lost him at 88 88 years old he oversaw the torture uh he oversaw uh apparently he tried to quit twice during the torture thing he said i tried to resign twice and president bush wanted to keep me on and bush wasn't idiot no he had jumping ship as soon as the torture comes out Rumswell, I mean, yeah, Rums savvy, but they end up firing, I think, in the midterms or whatever. I don't know.

But he was a, I was going to say a good guy, but he was a figure, someone to look back on. Another, equally large, looming presence. You wonder almost if there's a connection here. This one's an artist.

a comedian if you will I guess just a comedian controversial figure beloved by many for years America's dad they called him they also called him the rapist oh look at that rapist look at that big rapist raping everyone

rapes all the women raped 100 women 50 women whatever it was I guess I have to switch it to how much in hindsight now do people have to switch things to allegedly is this a problem for people because people have been running wild for years now

talking about Bill Cosby and rapes and now are you are they going to go scouring YouTube and filing your own charges against all the people you know who's is that allowed do you have to put you know allegedly back onto it

because Bill Cosby has been let out of prison some kind of appellate court I don't know if it was a Supreme court the United States, probably not. It was some kind of appellate court. Apparently, so he had this trial, right? Because he was accused of raping like 500 women, was it 50? Somewhere between 50 and 500 women. But I think the trial was only for one woman. And I think she wanted to sue him. This is what I'm trying to gather together. The woman wanted to sue Bill Cosby. And so the DA's office made a deal with him that he couldn't be charged with a crime this is years ago

apparently years before the you know trial uh so that he could you know then he then he then he would be able to be deposed and be sued so i don't know what the gimmick is because apparently you don't you can only avoid uh oh okay so you can't avoid i remember it now You can't avoid testifying unless it's for a criminal charge. So I guess if a DA says, well, we're not going to charge you, then the court, the civil court can compel you to testify. And you can't say, well, I don't want to criminate myself. Well, no, we've taken care of that.

We've wiped out the rape cases. We're not going to charge you with rape. Why would we do that? You're America's dad. The gentleman. That's what the judge said. The judge said, look, Bill Cosby, you've been. accused of many many rapes and i don't care because i love the cosby show i love ghost dad i'm a big i'm a big

ghost dad boy um that scene in ghost dad where you um drugged a bunch of uh women ghosts and then you you you know you raped them it's why i became a judge i'll be honest of you i don't like to admit that in public just because I try to try to be a tough judge you know whether the law that kind of thing throw the book at you you know but you know when I saw a ghost dad and I saw you raping those when I cried I said I got this is such a beautiful movie the ghosts raping the other ghosts I got to be a judge I don't know the connection why he thought I got to be a judge that's what he did and uh so apparently it's judge uh because you know anything got to be approved by a judge I mean, any crackpot DA can, like, you know, say, hey, we're going to let you rape kids.

And the judge will be like, hold on a second, hopefully. And then in reality, maybe not. But you would hope the judge would, you know, they have the power to say, hold on. I understand, it's my understanding of the DA has offered to allow this man before me to rape children with impunity. But I say no, because I'm a judge. that's the power of a judge That's why you have judges For things like that

So DAs can't just say Go rape a kid Like they can't They can't Because the judge will be like Maybe let's rethink this At least put a time limit on this deal Don't just give this guy

A fucking you know A license to kidnap children You know give him a certain number If he's going to get you into the golf club I get it but you know Maybe give him like a sandwich club card So you know You get this many.

My point is, you know, the judge has to, like, you know, prove these things. And apparently it was approved. So he was given a license to perform sexual acts however he saw fit. He was, you know, probably given the title of Professor Emeritus of the United States. Something along those lines. The judge cried to his feet, washed his feet like Jesus and the apostles, and said, you know, Go with God. You might have to pay this woman off.

That's the price you pay for being the great man. And who would have known that would come back to bite him? The DA's office. Who would have known? I guess they thought it. It was like that scene. I don't want to ruin that show. It's going to ruin a show, which has been on for years.

It doesn't matter. We'll move on. That's how much I'm not a spoiler. I don't spoil things, right? I don't spoil things there are 15 years. old. Some Yahoo's out there will be like, look, remember the soprano's anything? No, I'm not going to

do it. I'm, I care too much about my fans. So, that's the matter. Point is, I guess they heard him testifying in the civil court describing all the ways he raped this way. Again, am I getting me in trouble for like, am I

in hot water now? Because I'm saying, like, he described himself raping people. Was I, say, allegedly? I don't know. This is a very, tricky thing they're very tricky oh a second very dicey you know

dicey realm for pod kick you know there's going to be a mountain of lawsuits Bill Cosby's going to come back and look you motherfuckers thought that I was out I was in prison usually I was going to die of COVID in prison like some bitch

that would never rape again but but look at me now now you have egg on your face who's the great man now and that judge is probably like over his house just you know giving them back rubs

um but yeah I guess it's the other DA I mean I think it's a different DA the DA the elect the DA who doesn't like rape um in Pennsylvania which was a big that was his campaign he's like I'm not going to do much

I'm not going to solve crime I'm not going to make it safer for your kids to play the playground. I'm not going to make it safer for your grandma to buy fruit at the fruit store. I'll tell you this. If someone gets raped and there's mountains of evidence and there's victims coming forward and there is just, you know, and there is a tremendous amount of public will to convict this guy Here's what I do

I won't give him a license to rape And that's what he won, I guess He won on that And therefore he comes in And goes, I heard these things He looked at the testimony Was he at the civil case Apparently it came to light

In the civil case These information So he's in the back He's in the back Just eating popcorn And listen to Bill Cosby described What happened with the drugs and the women.

And he's just going, oh, my God, what do we do? I campaigned on not letting this happen. I'm not letting rapes be legal. Oh, I got to charge this guy. And they told him, we got to deal with this guy. Like, hey, but again, you know, we'll just do it. And what do you mean? We're a lawyer.

You can't just do it. No, but he's legal precedent, we can't just, like, turn out, like, you know, the appellate court. Screw it. I mean, that literally seems to be the deal. Because, I mean, as horrible as it is, someone who described this to me, and I don't know if it's fair. I'm like, legally, it does, it seems like it can't just lie, you know, give someone

immunity and then just charge them or something. It's like crazy. I mean, it's crazy to give them immunity. But it's also, like, it seems crazy that no one thought of this. It must have just been, screw it. Let's just, who's going to, who's going to vote to overturn the greatest, you know, the conviction of the greatest rapist of all time? what what ballsy judge would do that maybe it was the same judge who gave him

the thing in the first place maybe he weren't he even he didn't that deal and then he was like don't worry bill when he goes he's going to jail come to see him no i'm gonna get you i'm gonna become a appellate judge and we're gonna get you because you know they can't they can't you're the ghost dad's the reason i'm a judge i can't let this fly this is insane and so Bill Cosby is out of jail now I mean he's 80 what 3 he's an old man

so I mean he can't have that many people probably hopefully but he never never know I mean with technology the way it is uh his means I mean he could be like rape Batman the Batman of rape

I mean he is I mean that's basically what he was he's a rich guy a famous guy a playboy if you will everyone knows like everyone basically probably in real life everyone knows Batman's Bruce Wayne

and in real life everyone knows that he's the rape guy the alleged rape king the alleged king of all rapists and now he's out and you think well he's not going to do it again I do not subscribe to that kind of logic at all

I definitely am of the opinion that people I mean look I can't prove he's going to I don't know if he's going to but the fact that he's like he's like I mean, if anything, he might have been sitting there, you know, during the pandemic going, I can't believe him never going to rape again.

That's, I mean, that's the thing that really sticks in your craw. You know, he's heard, he's trying to told him about a, some kid dying, his kid. That's sad. But, you know, really gets me, gets me moved to almost, almost a tear. They'll never rape again. And now you've let him lose. And so who knows what's going to happen? I mean, um, he might just start, like,

you know do mayhem like just you know just running through the streets with a with a with a you know in a jello dressed like a jello jiggler shooting people and then raping their bodies dead bodies dying bodies who knows uh this he's basically the joker now i mean because o jimpton never got convicted of that he went to jail was like getting his memorabilia back so uh who else is the most famous i mean the other famous people People are like, well, stayed in prison, right? Like, you know, who's the guy? The guy played Cojack, right?

He shot his wife, and then Phil Spector. Did he get off? I think he finally went to jail. Chris Benwock killed himself. Who's the most, I mean, him and O.J. And, but he's, he is basically been let out in a technicality, but what's convicted. So he's the Joker.

O.J.'s not the Joker. O.J. is like the riddler. He's a funny guy. So I don't know. We're going to look, you know, you wish there was Batman. You wish it was a Batman to fight? Who would be the Batman?

Hamble Burris? And he's the guy who started this thing, right? Hamlet Burris was the comic. Still a comic. But he was, I think he was talking about it a lot in general. And he was like, you know, because Bill Cosby was always talking as a black community or whatever. black young black man need to you know it's not new ground i'm covering but you know they need to

um take responsibility and stop acting fool whatever and like you know so how well you tell you always tell him black guy to pull that pants to pull the pants up you're a rapist and then you just tell us joke i guess and spread and i try to do uh the same thing uh a lot of people over the years i've tried to pull that off and i you know i've never been i mean whether or not they did it or not and I've never been able to get someone brought down with the courts. That's my, I mean, I just love, for this podcast, I would just love to one day bring someone down

with my humor and my wit. So, there's no, there's no both. I mean, is there a connection between Rumsfeld? What is that noise? What is going on? Is there a thunderstorm? I think it's raining. Well, I'm professional, so I'll move on.

I'm inside. It doesn't matter. But was Rumsfeld connected? I mean, Rumsfeld's sitting around somewhere in his bunker, and they come to him. The Illuminati, the reptiles, the deep state, they say, hey, Donnie, Donny, boy, we have one more mission for you. We have one more thing we want you to not fight. fuck up and you never fuck up you never let us down Donald Rumsfeld you've always been our greatest soldier we want you to get the king of rapes out of jail we want you to get the

i mean look you did 9-11 you did uh the torture you did Abu Ghraib he did all you did all the things wouldn't you like to go meet your meet the grim reaper knowing that you got the king of all rapes out of prison and they brought him in and said we don't come back from this mission this is a one-way mission and uh he had to go i don't know like forge a bunch of documents or like just rape a bunch of women i don't know i don't know how the illuminality works all right like you know i'm not saying but rumswell it's like the rock basically it's like you know Donald rumsfeld did strong connery in the rock he has to go plan some documents in the d a's office and then i don't know why he has to die he shot himself probably

if you look at Rumsfeld's you know autopsy he's probably got like a big bullet something with the bullet wound in his face which he gave himself right knowing that he fucking saved the rape the rape king of all of all rapes so

is it a beautiful ending I mean does that make it better I don't know it does seem like a nice they're probably friends Rumpel and Cosby I mean Cosby I mean at this point if you going to do 9-11 aren't you going to call the rape king you're going to kill

kennedy you're going to call the rape i mean i don't know if he was if he was active when you know by the time i killed kennedy i don't know if cosby was like full-on um you know massive rape rape uh rape batman where we rape joker but i mean you know by the time 9-11 happened you're calling him in you're calling in cosby and saying hey here's our plan We'll fly two planes in the towers, playing the Pentagon, it's really a missile, yada, yada, yada, what can you do? And he goes, I can rape some women on the day. And we go, I don't know, that helps, but sure. And so that's how he was part of that 11th.

You know, and honestly, as is disconnected as that seems, it probably wasn't gotten pulled off. There's cosmic energy here, right? there's cosmic forces that play and uh you know who knows what kind of world events were shaped by the rapes of bill cosby i mean the grenada uh panama we're playing you know noriega all that shit uh the AIDS crisis uh COVID even i mean with COVID us COVID might have been a spot honestly now I think about it COVID you know Cosby might be a rape magician. And he might have fucking, you know, in jail.

They're like, I look like, I could, I gave you, I made COVID happen. You got let me out of jail or you get another pandemic. And when, you know, we got the delta variant. You know, we got through the first one. We're not, we're not letting the king of all rapes out of jail just because, you know, something, you know, was it the flu? Because it's back in the last March. Remember I, you know, I was like, oh, it's like the flu, but a little worse.

And they go, was it the flu? Well, we'll take our chances, king of all rape. and he goes not like the flu and you see it a little bit of the pandemic and then we made the vaccine and we got through it and he's like oh you still not gonna let me out and like no he's a delta variant and like oh we can't fuck with that

and that's what you know he made a deal I can I prove that probably if I went to the library I could probably prove it just saying I mean there's known unknowns and there's unknown knowns the unknown unknown is whether

or not, Bill Cosby created COVID with his rape magic and use it to leverage himself out of person. It's an unknown, unknown, as Rumsfeld would say. So, uh, I guess he's going to go back to the Cosby show. They're going to reboot that, him and, him and Roseanne, you're going to make a, is he going to go, is he going to go, is he going to go, Oprah with Megan Markle and, like, you know, Prince Harry? Is he going to join the, was it, Archie Khan? Archie Well is

Bill Cosby is Mark of my word I'm gonna put I'm gonna go on one of these betting apps I need to get one of these betting apps as a sponsor and they can you know I want to do a parley bet about whether or not

Bill Cosby ends up on the board of directors of Archiewell the charity that Meggie Markle and Prince Harry operate with Oprah Winfrey and Rumsfeld's robot

robots uh specter or whatever you know whatever weird robot vessel rumsel is now occupying because this you know corpial form has been uh sacrificed to let cosby out of jail uh it's a heat wave we're moving on it's a transition it's a heat wave uh all throughout the west coast they're calling a global warming um who am i to say otherwise i mean again is that rate as a rape magic anything can be rape magic that's the problem is it's going to be hard to monetize this episode perhaps uh i don't know what's causing all this stuff people are really uh uncomfortable it's very humid out i you know i try to stay inside um but it's very hot out and then people are getting you know sunstroke people are killing their kids i saw a bunch of

articles that people killing their kids one i don't know if it's related to the heat is one mother you know killed three kids and then try to kill herself how do you kill three kids and not be able to kill yourself that's got to be embarrassing right i have the article in front of me but i don't want to start reading that names anyway about this it's tragic but i mean like you suffocate three children and you try to kill yourself that's got to feel dumb that can't even you got a real feel like a real fuck up like you know i mean what's worse is it better to not kill your kids I mean probably probably I mean killing yourself you feel dumb if you don't pull it off

but you killing your kids and like I don't know it seems like I you should maybe like you know set up some kind of weird harness with a blade or something some kind of weird device blowing yourself up it's just got to be so you know now you're sitting there and the kids are dead the whole time so you're just sitting around like I tried to kill my do you wake up and like the cops are there maybe that's what happened i feel like i feel like

it was just you you have plenty of time to kill yourself you just you just kind of like lose lose the passion for it maybe but uh it's a heat wave speaking of that it's a heat wave uh kids are dying and you know people are dying at the beach they're dying you know in the middle of a parking lot of 7-11 because they can't get their big gulps because too hot I got a screeching alert in my phone about conserving energy, which I won't. Take it to hell. We're all being a blackout together, and they'll come, and they'll come from my body, and they'll beat me, and they'll bite me, and they'll shower me with knives.

I'm not turning my AC off. I'm not turning off the lights around my Batman figures, and I'm not turning off the toilet light, which I have on for no re. I brought a toilet light, and I put it in there. It's colored lights now in the toilet. And, you know, it's luxurious, and I'm not turning it off. I don't care how many Bill Cosby disciples come to my apartment, break down the doors,

and say, the night of rapes is back. This is the night of all rapes that we're here to rape you on the orders of Bill Cosby. I'm not regret a thing. My Batman's need their lights. Speaking of which We have a recurring segment This is the

Where we do a different I've been Filling my depressed hole With Batman toys So every week We feature a new Batman toy This last week We did the Flashpoint Batman

If you remember Which was the Thomas Wayne Instead of Thomas Wayne Dying in the arms of his son His son died And so he became Batman. It doesn't make sense, but it's great. He was a great Batman.

We all love him. This is the White Knight Batman. Now, White Knight is a comic that came out a few years back about the Joker becoming, going straight, basically. Just to fuck with Batman, which is great. He's like, I'm so bored having a fucking fight these tricks, do all these little tricks to, you know, to get you and killing, you know, shooting your back girl in the head. doing all these things Skin and killing your robins Because what happens

It starts out This is a white night bat man This is the red variant I guess It was from Target I got it because it was Target I bought a bunch of stuff at Target Over the bunch of Dr. Pepper and Diet Coke Over the pandemic

And they give you these rewards points Right But you can't use them on the same day delivery Which I get for the soda That's what I use Target for really So soda and toilet paper and paper towels. So I had this money accumulated in my Target account

and I used it to buy the White Knight Batman Red variant. It's not really red in the comics. I think it's just Target wanted to make it red, but it's not even red. It's like really more weird brownie orange. But he starts out the comic. He's chasing Joker down

on over rooftops. Driving on rooftops. It was crazy Batmobile. And he gets to, the Joker pinned down in a warehouse, and there's a bunch of pills there. I think he's trying to steal pills, and he's just beating Joker and just shoving pills down his throat, like, you scumbag motherfucker, and the pills end up, you know, making him less crazy.

They work, but, I mean, you know, regardless, you know, you can't just go shoving pills down criminals, even if you're a Batman. And so Joker kind of, you know, uses this as a launching point to, go after police corruption and Batman corruption more to it and the corruption of Batman which is a little bit of a I mean honestly I read a lot of Batman comics to be fair Batman is you know it's not with the it's a one-off it's not really canon I don't think because I don't think Batman as brutal as he can be I've never seen ever seen him before shove pills random pills down someone's throat it's not really his MO I mean the guy who

doesn't use a gun because you know it's he's want to kill people because it's these ethos. I don't think he's like, I won't use a gun, but I'll shove a bunch of fucking kalampin down some child's mouth. That's fine.

I'm Batman. Regardless, it's a great comic. It's a cool figure. He's a white knight Batman. You definitely read, you know, Joker, Batman White Night. Enjoy it.

Well, let's go on. So we have... Okay, speaking of the Target, when you know what I previously purchased with these points months ago, a trimmer to cut my hair, which is nice. So why my hair is always, you know, nice and evenly cutting out with my beard and I learned to cut my hair with the hair trimmer. It's lovely. And what happens? Apparently, the last time I was cutting my hair, I must have been drunk and I must have thrown the trimmer onto the bathroom floor, pissed all over it, uh, started kicking it, because I go use it today, or yesterday, really,

and, uh, it was, you know, it's busted. I can't, I can't get the goddamn thing to work. It's not connecting to the stupid thing. I'm supposed to go on vacation with my girlfriend's family, uh, and they, and they're going to see me old scruffy. I got to do the podcast. I'm going to be a little scruffy. That's no good. It's a problem, right? So what do I do? Well, well, what else did I purchase recently. If you listen to the Patreon, you hear me talking about all the new soaps that I bought. Now, I bought the Dr. Squatch soap, which you might have seen on YouTube. Maybe it shows up on this YouTube video.

Who knows? The man's, the man's scent soap. I also bought a bunch of what's called Soldier Soap, which is a bunch of the soaps like Air Force Sky and Army Battlefield, which is, but they're made a real fat, I guess. They're good soaps. but whatever the man's man soaps are manly smells they smell like guns and blood and just you know fucking sex of men whatever it's just you know men having sex with women or men doesn't matter come just manly smells uh but what i didn't tell the patreon was i also bought a nice new ball trimmer a um i guess what was gonna i wasn't gonna name because they don't advertise on but i bought

one of those crazy those crazy what they call manscape the manscape I bought the lawnmower landscape they don't advertise with me but here I bought one because I was feeling like I wanted to treat myself I bought a goddamn hundred dollar man scaremor so I've tried to trim my balls and gotten bloody balls all right I don't mean this should be an advertisement why aren't they

advertising my balls bleed when I don't use their product but they won't give me money. They want to give money to some podcast about, you know, hey, you know, we're going to tell you what happens when, you know, how does the sun work? That's a podcast hosted by Norm from Cheers. Or, you know, we're the fucking, the third guy from Scrubs does a podcast about, like, you know, weird Western European torture history.

Hosted by, you know, the guy from Dr. Cox. from scrubs but i yeah and he'll give him all the money you go and he'll go he's sitting there on ball trimming you could tell he doesn't trim his balls someone trims him for him right he's got some kind of hollywood masseuse who shes but he puts his balls in their mouth and just and they have sharp teeth and he just gnash it's very nice it's very it's soothing as a massaging and that's how he trims his balls meanwhile i'm telling you if i didn't use this ball product Like, my balls were bleeding. So I got a nice ball tremor.

And so you see where this is going. I had to cut my hair. It had to be done, right? I was looking scruffy. I was looking like a mess. So I go, this thing's busted. I can't, you know, I'm leaving the next day. I can't just get a new trimmer from, you know, Target.

I use all the money to buy a Batman. All that, all that, all that target money. So I, I'll use the ball trimmer. and I Not recommended Recommended for the balls It works great for the balls It left divets all over my head

So I was using I mean I had uses on my balls And my asshole Which is like whatever I mean I can wash my head What do you think I'm like Oh This thing's touched your asshole

Now it's touching your head Yeah it's called soap I got plenty of it All right don't give me shit But it left divvits all over my head It's uh again they never said I never heard Bill Nida

Science guy promoting the Manscape Trimmer saying you and uses it on your head Hey you know once you don't with your balls You're what you do You shave your balls Shave your balls and your dick The Shaffy you dick and inside your asshole And then I want you to do

One thing he's a ball trimmer He's bought and then shoving your face Sheave in your face cut your beard And then look at No one never told me that but i was in a pinch it was in a jam i thought i was doing the right thing um and so my hair i mean wear hats anyway um but if i have to get in a situation with with the family now a girlfriend's family and they see and then i have to take my hat off which i'm going to try not to

they're going to i'm going to take my hat off they're going to see divots i don't what i'm going to say i mean i got to tell them about the ball trimmer because it's worse otherwise i mean at least the ball trimmer you can make that a fun story you can say look we've all been there you're shaving your balls it feels fantastic you're a little drunk you smoked a little you smoked a little bit of weed you smoke a little bit of fucking other thing you know met maybe get a little lateral mixed with some you know you know mother-in-law or whatever grandma mama talking to her grandma about this you know how it goes right you and then you get a little divot in your head because you you tried to trim your hair that sounds better than like i'm a moron

who, like, used a regular trimmer and couldn't pull it off. Because at least, like, the ball trimmer doesn't come with, like, four-inch guards. It comes up with a little guard that just prevents you from cutting your dick. But, you know, it doesn't allow you to, like, you know, keep a certain amount of hair and not trim the rest of it. Are we getting the point here? We're getting the picture? So that's why my head is full of divvits.

You don't know this probably. But, you know, maybe on the comp dump episode this month, I'll show my dividend. head. Uh, look on a carney. Uh, speaking of, well,

not speaking of that at all. Moving on completely. What's going on with this condo collapse? A condo is collapsed in Florida. And they keep telling me in the news that apparently, that, you know,

they found another dead body, right? This condo collapsed, what, four days ago, I didn't pay attention at first. That's how just, you know, grisled and jaded i am i'm sitting there i'm buying batman toys online and it pops up and it says

hey a condo it's collapsed in florida and i say another day another dollar that's where my initial day when 9-11 happens i was basically like that i was you know i was someone's like a plane hit the twin tower oh that's sad that's that's a shame because i assumed it was you know it was some guy in a little whirly bird and crap whatever point is like i've never been one to start, you know, like Donald Rumsfeld, getting theatrical in big moments and start going, we got to help these people. That's not who I'm not Donnie, all right? Oh, we got to get, well, come on, boys, let's put out this fire.

That's not who I am. So I didn't, I didn't really pay attention at first. And then, but as the days go on, you can, it's hard to ignore the constant, hey, we found another body, and there's 150 people still missing. And I keep, I keep scouring these articles, because I'm curious, because they say, you know, we're still looking for survivors, which, like, God bless you. I mean, this is a tragic event, and it's very sad. And, you know, if you know anyone involved, my heart goes out to you.

But the way they, you know, cover these events, I mean, just tell me, like, have you found anyone yet? I'm pretty sure they haven't. But, like, you know, it's just, they leave you, they kind of keep, like, leaving you, they want you to, like, to kind of be curious. That's the point. They won't go, hey, we're, we got 150 more people to go, so, uh, want you to stay tuned. And they just have a death clock going to, like, the hundred.

150 or 170 or whatever it seems barbaric it seems like you they're just relishing like they're savoring everybody how about you just don't talk to me i mean look the people who need to know or look into this and i'm not saying keep it off my plate i'll cry all week i'll do my no venus for the people in the condos but it seems perverse to have to like to to be doing like a like a cosby uh show style extravaganza for every body they find. Well, that's one more

about that's one out of They're usually a lot of numbers The ball pops up and that's one out of 150 This one's dead That's dead so uh But that means the odds of finding a live one Don't change I mean you think it goes up

It doesn't go it goes down maybe I don't think I find anyone Maybe they do It just seems like a pervert I mean, who is responsible? Apparently, they, you know, they're trying to blame people. I mean, maybe this was related to Cosby in Rumsfeld. Maybe this was a diversion.

People were paying attention to the condo. And who, and like, that's his thing. Like, they bring Donnie in, that Agent Donald Rumsfeld into the secret Pentagon in Delaware. And they go, we got, we got this mission. And it's the best, is it. Apocalypse now. You won't want a mission after this, and you'll be dead.

You'll be dead. So it's the matter if we do. And he goes, what's the mission is caught? Well, I can't do it. I can't get into the DA's office and forge these papers

and shoot myself in the chest. It can't be done. He goes, no, we have a diversion. We're going to blow up this condo. And people are going to be paying attention to that. And no one's going to be looking at the DA's office. And he goes, that's brilliant.

I wish I thought of that on 9-11. and you did like i know and then they laugh um and this person who's talking to him is uh i don't know saddam hussein who's still alive saddam hussein is actually don't rumsfeld's handler not the way around he's the guy so he's you know he's sitting around in the delaware pentagon handing out missions to guys like rumsfeld and cheney um chaney's the one guy to oj out but he didn't have to kill himself but you know good for good for them Good for them. Do I think it's worth it?

No, if you ask me, I don't think that they should have collapsed a condo to distract and kill 150 people or more just to make a diversion to get Bill Cosby out of jail. I don't agree with this. I want that to be very clear. I'm just speculating intelligently. What's the word like a,

we need an intelligent guess, right? Educated guess is what I'm giving. but no I don't advocate for this I'm not running in my campaign for mayor on this it's sad it really is sad I mean look there are probably other ways to get Cosby out of jail without killing

another 175 people they didn't need to um there's kids they were dead in that thing kids you don't have to kill kids to get you know you could have just you know broken into the prison

I mean that's the one thing Rumsfeld was too old I mean if it was 20 years ago maybe rumsel breaks in the prison kills all the guards and then you know finds bill cosby and says you know he's on escorting precious cargo and he escaped the prison together but uh he's too old to pull that off so they had to blow up a condo and said um what else brittney spears is in the news um because apparently i mean i don't know how much news there needs to be about this we We talked about this, you know, a month to her back on the podcast. We watched a dumb documentary with all these, you know, stupid, you know, paparazzi going, like,

oh, we didn't, we just wanted to, you know, see what was up with her. We just wanted to invade her privacy for, like, you know, five minutes, ask her about, you know, dead kid or whatever the fuck. And then send her, you know, trigger her into a mental breakdown and then leave. And she's taking a big deal about it. I mean, I don't, like, I'm not that sympathetic as Britney Spee. I am. It's just a person.

Stop it. Handle your fame better. I'll say that. If you have the money and the fame, just handle it better. There's no, it's kind of like you say about the NBA. And we watch the NBA playoffs and it's like, you know, Kevin Durant, well, yeah, I'm not a usual. He's a tremendous talent, Kevin Durant.

Not a fan of it. He's a guy he's always, if you don't follow basketball, you might remember he's the one with the burner phones. He's always clapping back of his burner phones. Sometimes he gets caught because he gets to switch the account. I guess and he goes like he'll respond to random people on Twitter going like I actually he's the best player of all time stop giving you know I I disagree I think Kevin the rents the best and you know he's whatever he got I got to think of

scotty Pippen because sky Pippen you know was critiquing his game and it weren't you the asshole who fucking didn't uh who didn't want to go back into some play in the in the finals because you know you coach didn't let you take the shot and you and like well it's just really petty point is What was I talking about? Oh, Britney Spears. Yeah, my point is, they were in a game seven situation with the Nets.

He built a super team with Kyrie Irving and James Harding, and they got Blake Griffin. And if you don't know these names, they don't know these names, they're very big names, very big super team. And they had both those guys got injured. And he was left. And look, he did some tremendous feats.

He scored like 49 points and 50 points. But he didn't win. And he lost him. And the last minute, they could have won, but he got his foot on the line and had to go overtime because the shot he made was only a two-point shot. And you know what you say to that? You should have gotten it done. Now, I got into the matter.

The point is, like, I can't sit here and start going, like, litigating what a tremendous basketball boy, you know, could have, would or should have done. And the same thing with Britney Spears. Just don't, you know, Brittany. I mean, you're great. it's sad what they're doing to you but you know my general stance is like you know don't keep it together

if you got the money like you know it's just kind of like you can't expect the peasants to like you know start worrying about what some guy who's giving like you know they give you $200 million now it's like oh I hope you hope you also win the championship like I don't care I mean I hope you do

but like so the point of Britney Spears but they care like why I don't want to say when the government's keeping her they let people just like i mean LA and other cities around the country just roam the streets with knives and hopefully high on drugs we're just completely out of it

uh setting up camp and anything school and a field anywhere like i don't but brittany spears can't be trusted to live in a mansion by yourself like what is you going to do like walk around with a knife maybe but like that's legal apparently that's my point

I'm not one of these people who's all like oh the homeless scourgness and that I get it it's a complicated thing it's a mental health crisis and then there's no jobs and there's no like the economy and all this shit I get but we we act a certain way about it right we go you can't

you know the people who try to keep them out of parks the parks that your kids want to play or evil monsters um I think they can be callous sometimes but I think in general it's like you know there's got to be some kind of the answer can't be do nothing. I don't know what the answer is exactly, but it can't just be do nothing. But that's the answer about he'll give. And that, but these same forces say

Britney Spears is somehow, if we let her live on her own, she will, uh, somehow create like a, a temporal force that lets the great rapist Bill Cosby out of jail, for instance. But that's already been done. I mean, if your, if your plan was to keep Britney Spears in house arrest or whatever you call a conservatorship to keep, as almost like a seal to keep Bill Cosby under wraps. Well, it didn't work.

So I don't let me tell you. But she's in the news. I'm not sure what she's in the news for. She did the news she went to the court appearance and she sounded off on the judge and I don't know if the judge, and now the dad is going after some woman who's involved with the conservatorship.

Is Jamie Lynn Spears guy? I mean, someone just give her a gun. Why is no, you tell them all these fans, why don't one of these fans break her out? All these podcasts, you know, I'm telling you, if I started a podcast about someone famous and they were being kept against their will, I mean, you realize how quickly I would learn, you know, tactics in the area

and maneuver to be the person that freed, imagine, if I don't, like, I don't, like I said, Like, I feel bad for Britney Spears, but I'm not, like, particularly invested in her situation. But, like, imagine if I was, like, the greatest Britney Spears fan. I was, like, I was in love with Britney Spears. And then she's being kept against her will. And I'm just going to sit around and doing nothing. I'm just going to sit around and start on a podcast.

I'm breaking her out. I'm scaling the walls. I'm going to be Batman. I'm turning myself into Batman and I'm breaking her out. What are these people doing? It says, do nothing generation. It's generation of like, oh, we love you. We love you so much.

We can't, but we're here for you. Break her out of prison. Get her out of there. You know? Am I crazy here? Am I the one that's wrong? Because I'm saying, like, use physical force to, like, save her. I mean, we're sitting there.

Like, it's like you're watching that movie room. That movie room with the, what's her name, the Captain Marvel girl? Blake lively and Brie Larson, where she's kept in that room with her kid and the guy's kidnapped her. It's like we're all just watching that. Like it's as if that was like in the museum and all just watching her.

And we're going like, that's sad. Maybe I should break. Maybe that would be good for the podcast. I mean, I sound cynical, but I mean, like, what does she care? If I'm breaking around, what she care if it's cynical or not? Because the only you would do anything.

I'm going to look into this. Because, you know, honestly, This generation, you're all just, it's a lot posing, a lot posing going on, posers. So, uh, I don't want to say too much more because, you know, I got to keep operational, uh, discretion. Probably not going to do anything. Oh, yeah, I was, uh, I mean, if this was, uh, trying to think, if it was, you know, if it was, uh, many more being kept, you know, hmm, I used to, I didn't have her albums or anything. but you know thought she looked she thought she was nice she sang like a bird

brittany spears i mean yeah but someone out there should right i mean like that's not man i'll be here for mandy more but someone else pick up the slack on this one all right someone saved this woman all right this has been great thanks so much for tuning in uh remember you can sign up for the patreon you get an extra episode every week uh this follows the link in the description me on Twitter, Instagram at Ray Komp. Enjoy. Will the Patreon coming soon

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