Kump - 79 - Old Kump

Episode Date: August 2, 2021

Ray and Lucie discuss The Olympics, The film "Old", bikini coffee shops, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello, and welcome to Kump. Hello. As you can see behind us, screen's not working still. Up until, you know, recording time, we thought it would. We had a whole thing set up, and otherwise, people would have moved it. We still could have moved it, but it's there as a testament to our failures, much like the Olympics in general.

You be watching the Olympics, Lucy? No. Or have you? I watched a couple basketball games. We're not doing that great. Well, we decimated Iran, which is what else is new from a gather, and then I think we beat the Czechs. or some other country.

Yeah. But we lost to France last week. And people are mad. In basketball, yeah. Wow. Because everyone's, everyone thinks it's 1992, and you got Charles Barkley just freaking grabbing rebounds with his huge head. Like, just, he's just swapping his head.

Charles Berkeley used to get so many rebounds because people thought his head was the ball, and they would go rebound that. And they'd be like, that's my head. I got the ball in my hands. More fool you. what kind of people play on the french team uh you know just homeless people uh a lot of volleyball players um some guy who's an accountant for like uh but like for the celebrities so that's kind you know you're not just like a random accountant no they're like i mean there's a couple

there's at least one all-star from the NBA there rudy gay remember famous rudy gay no what's famous Rudy Gay famous for what at the beginning of COVID of the pandemic because one of the first big things that happened was the NBA shut down right and so basically it was a press conference uh I I don't think it had shut down yet or was about to shut down but Rudy gay was in a press conference and they're asking them questions uh because he I think was he just been tested it wasn't because we didn't have a like a streamlined system yet like they had to fucking take his uh blood to like you know Mexico or Texas or some wherever not there probably

he tested for COVID so he's like they're waiting around they don't know if he has COVID or not and he's just making fun of it and he's being a dick and at the end he starts touching all the microphones because just be I don't know if he's spit in his hand or not but there's a big story and people are very mad at him because he ended up having COVID Oh, wow. He was just like, oh, look at this.

Oh, I'm Rudy Gay. I'm a big French. That is crazy. Yeah, I mean, at the time, you know, everyone was just going like, what? It's a flow. You're all afraid of the flow? And then, you know, Rudy Gay sitting there, like, you know,

spitting into a reporter's mouth or something going like, hey, look, check this out. Hope you don't get some kind of crazy space virus. And, but he was on the French team. And he did very well. And so the other guy doesn't matter. Well, point is, uh... They didn't, like, ban him for doing that?

What they're gonna bat? I mean, the guy, look, he wasn't like, you know, like, taking AIDS vials from, like, an aid store and then, like, putting in the water. What do you mean, you wanted to ban him for that? Well, I don't know. What if someone had died? Then they, uh, I don't know.

I mean, these are, look, I mean, this is, this is like, you know, you... And they traced it back to Rudy Gay. Do you want a, remember the movie in the band played on, but AIDS? And there was that, like, they tracked down, like, they were contact tracing back in the day. And they found that French gay flight attendant who had sex with so many a good-looking guy going around the world.

They didn't, like, arrest that guy. Like, I didn't know. Like, an age wasn't the thing yet, you know? Well, no, but I assume. You want to go back retroactively and, like, arrest them for, like, getting, you. No, not arrest. No, I assume that the gay flight attendant wasn't going around, going, like, yeah, I'm so cool. I'm giving everybody a name.

That's a good point. That's a good point. And you go, let's fucking hope you don't get AIDS, huh? You actually have AIDS. Oh. It's not like you were just like throwing his cum and unwitting people's faces. Mr. Fleton, you actually have AIDS. Oh, what?

Ooh. I guess I'm the dick, huh? No, that's a good point. You know, that wasn't a great analogy. But still, I don't think Rudy Gay should be, you know, literally crucified on the floor of the Olympic, you know, basketball court. I don't know. I mean, who knows these days when it's been a pandemic? Maybe you're right.

That's how I choose to view it. I don't go in anti-vax, people and go, you're all lunatics, blah, blah, blah. I'm chill. So when you say you want to, like, on the other end, crucify Rudy Gay, also. I know, I didn't think crucify.

I wouldn't do it. Lobotomize at most. I mean. At most. It's a compromise. Okay. So, yeah, the French team beat them, the Americans.

How badly? It was a close enough game. It was kind of, you know, best of ebbs and flows. But at the end, there was like eight points. So, you know, the point is basketball, this is not the other day when you're Jordan and, like, Larry Bert was broke with his broken back and Magic Johnson, who actually did have AIDS or HIV. I mean, Magic Johnson famously never got AIDS, I think. He was the only, you know, he had the HIV.

And, I mean, now it's not as common because you have AIDS medication. But, I mean, never got a. Like, I don't know, did they sample his blood for the vaccine, whatever, for AIDS? Is there an AIDS vaccine? I don't know. Point is, but, I mean, I don't think it was that long after he had to retire from the NBA because he got HIV, that he was over there in 92 in Barcelona with a dream team. And now our dreams are extinguished because, uh, which lose.

I mean, we might win the goal. I don't know, but people are very mad because they think the Americans should dominate, which I don't understand because, like, all the. top I'm not saying like oh I'm we look I guess the most of the top players come from America like as far as like the sampling excuse me of like you know I have a hundred people how many are Americans a lot okay but the point is the top top people and at least the younger side yeah all foreign oh which I'm just saying it doesn't mean because look yeah Jan is and what about how did Simone piles do was

Simone Biles do in the NBA? No, no, no, no, in the Olympics. We're talking about the NBA. Oh, okay. I'm talking about the dream team basketball. Oh, okay. We'll get to Simone Biles. Okay.

We'll get to that gymnast in a second. I'm saying is, in the NBA for the past few years, there's been a plethora. I mean, the MVP race was competed against, well, like the top two guys were both, you know, Joel Lombie from, I think he's from camera. I don't know where I forget where he was from. And, you know, what's his name? The other one, Yokic one, who's from Slovenia, or Serbia. And he got Janice into the Kumpo, who's Greek by way of Nigeria?

I don't know. Point is, another one of American, and they're the best guys. Now, on their country's teams, they, like, they have 100 NBA guys. They have a couple. But my point is, it's not like you just take all the top guys and the Dominica. And, like, it's just a different feeling anyway. Do you think if I went to France, I could be in the W&MBA? I think you could be the president of France.

I don't know. Like, you stay awake for more than six hours a day. So, I mean, you can probably run that country. That country just eats cheese and then goes to sleep at 4 o'clock and then, like, wakes up, you know, with a, you know, pregnant. I don't know what happens in that country. I mean, I'd love to, we might move to France one day. All men are just eating cheese, snacking.

fucking women in their sleep. Oh, I mean, sure. Yeah, I guess that's the implication. I was imagining everyone was asleep. I was imagining everyone was asleep and kind of in the sleep blackout, but I guess it's more likely they're being raped. That probably would be the more clear implication of, you know, women waking out pregnant.

Why aren't we in France? We could be running France right now. I could be the Treasury Secretary of France. I would just, you know, you just like a lever. like a lever made of cheese that you turn. And that's just, I don't know. Oh, the currency is,

we don't have enough currency to go around. We'll get inflation. Oh, just, you know, tell that, give that cow some more grass and it'll make more milk. That's all, and like, you know, throw a few more grapes, grape seeds into the ground. I know nothing about friends.

So, yeah, you are French, though, right? Yeah, I'm a dual citizen. of France We got a spy I have dual allegiance What are you telling them about me All right American man

obsessed with Batman I'm not All right Is what you're going to do You can harp on the Batman again This is something I do To unwind Anyway

So the American team Is not doing as perform as a hope that how does that make you feel because i see a lot of people who don't see they never talk basketball around me and all of a sudden they're like you know the NBA we are our fourth best crew of guys should be able to meet anyone in the world i mean it makes me feel nothing i never under i never really understand why most athletes compete in the olympics it seems like it's horrible for them yeah well i mean well that's a good point i just wanted to make the point though i i I do feel like even though I mean, I love America, I guess,

but like very jingoistic for a supposed bunch of liberals who live around here and I have to interact with. But yes, so that's a great point. Why does anyone compete in the Olympics? Here's the thing. Why the NBA players do it? You know, I mean, I think they're all kind of embarrassed because, you know, they all want to be looked at as, like, top guys in history.

And back in the 90s, because it used to just be college kids and stuff, amateurs in America and then there was the argument that like the Russians just basically or Soviets would just put everyone in the army and like you know and so you technically were a soldier but like you were being paid and all you do is play hockey or basketball whatever so it wasn't really comparable that being said I don't think their soldiers were as good as the NBA regardless the momentalism of the 92 dream team it's a shadow it's a specter for these athletes. So they feel like they have to, oh, I got to do it for my country, even though no one really

showed up except for Kevin Durant, who's the guy who's always talking to 15-year-olds on Twitter. He has an account where he talks himself up. Yeah, like, oh, like, is this Olympic fan 101? Hey, Kevin Durant, you were the shining highlight of this, even, you know, I bet if you play friends again, you'd win. But he'd like, are you with kids, right? Like, he'd be like, I disagree.

I think Kevin Durant did very well. Yeah, Olympic fan 101. I want to put it out there. Like, Kevin Durant's not a rat. And, uh, you don't know anything about a basketball and you, you know, maybe he ate a lot of cheese last night and didn't realize, you know, his cheese is very rich, you know, shit in his pants a little bit, maybe. I got to say that's kind of endearing.

It's not the kind of thing I imagine an NBA player doing. Um, it's, I feel like it's grounding that he does that. Yeah, I don't know. He's also just kind of a, I mean, look, I don't hate on the guy, but it's just kind of prick. It makes me feel like maybe one day I could hang out with Kevin Durant. But he's not like a cool. It's not like totally sure doing it. Or like fucking, you know, or Nick Cannon.

It's just, he's kind of a dick. You know, he's a dick. You know, he's a dick. Right. Imagine me I was just like, hey, tuts. And then later on, I was like, burner phoning you. That'd be weird.

But is that way? Does Kevin Durant call women tuts a lot? No, I was trying to be a dick. I was trying to find a way to be, you know. Hey, tuts. Hey, tuts. I'm a tall man. Walk faster in front of me in the street.

And I was, like, what? What a dick that guy was. And later on, you find out that guy was also, you know, going on Twitter and, like, you know, getting in your DMs going, like, you know, you don't know nothing about badminton. You still find that endearing? I guess, no, not if I had that very specific interaction with them. Right. Right before. Look, I mean, if you want to be a Kevin Rand thing, go ahead.

But why do the other, so that's why these, you know, but the other people, you know, why are people playing the Olympics? because most of these sports, that's all you got. Like, who's watching, or do they have gymnasts on, like, ESPN? Maybe they do. I don't know. Is there a professional gymnast league? Is there a place you can watch the Luge, you know, not the Olympics? Wait, what?

What? Oh, like the Loo, oh, yeah, I guess if you're doing the luge, there's no other place to do it. But gymnastic. I mean, is there actually gymnastics, like, anywhere else? I would, I wish there were. gymnastics somewhere else i would totally watch gymnastics weird i would watch a season of gymnastics a season yeah all right so how i would watch a long what do you like about i mean the men or the women

the women what do you like about it it's just it's just cool what they could do they're very like they're very small but strong at the same time it's just an interesting spectacle yeah it's basically like dancing with the stars you're worried about they're like you know when they're doing the flip on the tiny bar you're worried about them you're hoping they fall Well, it's that mixture of, like, wanting them to succeed and wanting to see them fall. You're jealous. At the same time. Did you ever do gymnasts in high school?

It got a little bit. Really? Yeah. I could do a, I could do a, what did they call it? I don't know. I could smoke pot. This is gymnastics, right? I could do a back hand spring and a front hand spring.

Really? And I could do a front flip. on the trampoline. But I was always too scared to do a backflip on the trampoline. This might be an awkward question, but did you ever meet Larry Nassar? No, no, I wasn't good enough to meet Larry Nassar. Fair enough. I mean, look, you can say a lot by that guy, but he was at the top of his game, I guess.

Were the coaches you dealt with creeps at all? No, no, they were like, you know, I did it like the JCC. It was just like a woman, like, who taught. It was a woman. We taught the class. She was just like, she was like a frustrated woman. You think she was like basically like a divorcee?

A scapegoat. She, you know, she would like get mad at us easily and stuff. But you know, she was fine. She's trying to get you to quit. Like she's like,

she's just there as a pro forma woman. But like there's like the principal and like the fucking janitor get together later on. And like she knows that. So she's trying to be mean to get you to quit because they have blackmail her. They know she like. Like, she's, you know, she's, like, you know, the tax evasion. But she's just a patsy, like a front for them to all of the kids.

I remember when I was, like, when I was trying to do, like, a back flip on the trampoline. Yeah. I kept on jumping up and, like, like, almost doing it, but then chickening out. Oh, yeah. And she was just kind of, like, she was there, like, spotting me. Right. And I just, like, saw this, like, look of her disgust grow on her face. I mean, she just, like, can you just do it all?

A little bit at first, but then, like, it got too much. She was just like, you're not going to do it. You're not going to do it. You're not going to do it. Give the other girls a trans. What was the encouragement? No, at first she was like, oh, she was like, you got this. You got, you could do it, you know?

But then, like, it slowly morphed into like, just get off. So they don't, they don't like, I don't think anyone coaches gymnastics. Like, no one who does gymnas. Like, can these coaches do the things they're telling people to do? Well, maybe at some point she could. She was in her, like, you know, she was in her 50s. at that point but yeah but i'm just saying like you would think there'd be like look i understand what you got to do is just x y and z and and you know the deal with the fear or whatever it's just

just do or don't like it's just like that's all like in basketball you have an x's nose like you know go here you go here and you pass it there and just just like try to do it right yeah that's coaching try not to fall on the beam whatever you're trying to do execute it properly Right. That's literally the coaching. Like, let's be talking to a gymnast. Whatever you're going to do right now, just don't fall face on the face first. Just don't fall on your neck.

Right. And, and score a lot of points, please. I'm your coach. Yeah, so I mean, look, I guess they're a little endearing little pixies or whatever. And they're strong. I mean, they're like, you know, they have impressive bodies. Yeah, I mean, it's strong for what? I mean, just for that.

Yeah. I bet they wouldn't be. You don't like, you don't like the scene, seeing them flip around and fly in the air? No. You wouldn't watch, like, just, like, five people doing that at the same time. I mean, I would love to watch it if they were, like, you know, like, the Grayson's parents and the Batman's were, like, where they're, like, you know, trapeze artists. That's cool. You would watch a season of trapeze sports.

Yeah. Why aren't they have trapezeers? They might. Maybe they are. That's gymnastics. Maybe later, some of them joined, like, the big apple circus. But that should be, that should be gymnastics, not like, hey, you want to jump on the Charlie Horse or whatever it's called? And then flip around in the rings.

No, like, put them on fire. You know? Like, make them do that thing like American Gladiators. Oh, sure, yeah. I bet they'd be good at it. They're too short. That's a problem. You know?

And also, they should be, there should be competition. I don't like anything where there's no competition. there is competition no it's not competition if your accuracy or your form that's not competition competition is some other is someone on the other side trying to stop you that's competition i mean clearly what if what if once they get on the like okay so they get on the horse or whatever or the balance beam right the donkey what if they kind of go to donkey what if they get what if they they do a move on to the balance beam and then they do their moves and then they have to fight Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I mean, or like, yeah, I mean, they're basically, you, you, you, you have these situations with platforms where only one person could fit at a time.

And it's kind of like that thing in American Glenn. And so, like, they have to kind of jump from platform to platform and, like, you know, and balance on like, you know, but yeah, you have to stop each other. There's no, I mean, I barely think racing is a sport, like, you know, foot racing. Right. But, you know, unless you fucking, uh, trip someone, maybe. I think tripping should be allowed in 100-border dash. Oh, sure, yeah. I think, you know, I think if you, if U.S.

I don't think that would really ruin anything. I think Ussain Bolt would not be tripped by some, like, clots, some loser. You know what I mean? And, like, I feel like if he did let himself get tripped, he'd know it was time to retire, which he just did. I think he retired recently. Right. The famous man of running. Usain Bolt.

The bullet man. Was that the name? I don't know. I don't think so. He shoot himself? He used to call the bullet man because he's as fast as a bullet and that is also how he committed suicide.

You hear what happened to the bullet man? You heard what I'm the bullet man? He hung himself. Terrible. Anyway, so, I don't know, you know, some of these people make money, like Simone Biles, I thought she was not making money.

But apparently she's like, worth six million bucks she's maybe the most like famous gymnast in the world right now yeah but that's like saying you're the most famous uh you know crochet artist no little girls especially i know i'm not trying to take away from it i i'm not trying to take away from it i she is i don't that was too much i'm putting her down too much i'm not putting her down i'm just i was making the point though to benefit these women i didn't think they were making that much money uh and they are well she is i don't know anyone else makes money no no no no it's just her one person makes like five million and everyone else makes like 10 grand a year yeah yeah um but yeah it's a good for her

did she win did she win did she win her Simone Biles her event do you actually not know no you haven't heard about Simone Biles no I that's the what I do I did want to watch but I missed it there's been a whole controversy all week oh really yes what happened because like um I don't know like Monday or Tuesday or something uh Simone or Wednesday who knows but uh so she had like a bad going in one of her routines and she got something called the star the star kiss or something or the or the zips or uh the twisties the twisties it's kind of like the yips i think or something where like your point is she withdrew from uh the last whatever section of this like of the competition they were in and you and and um citing i don't know i think she she had like a reason

but she was citing mental health or something. Oh, really? Yeah, and, like, she wasn't, and she didn't feel confident. And so, like, the next person up took it, and they ended up winning silver because the Russian girls beat her. Everyone was very mad at her. Not everyone, but, like, you know, a bunch of people, you know, it's like the Nomino Socket thing.

Right. I can't believe you heard nothing about this whole week. It's a massive story. Is she going to compete again? Well, she said she's going to come in the, in the, in the, individual part just gonna come back and then people are mad about that

you can do that but not that and then she's not doing that so I guess she's just and then I don't think it's a mental health thing but then her sister today was saying like defending her you guys don't care about mental health until it's a you know you only care about mental health

it doesn't suit you anymore but I don't think it's like if she's getting the zips the twisties I don't I don't think that's a mental health I think it's like a legit thing I don't know I think it's I think you could say that's, you know, I mean, like, nerves are legitimate.

No, that's not bullshit. Yeah. No, I'm not saying that's a legitimate mental health thing. It's just something that comes up in sports. Yeah, but you deserve to be criticized for that. Yeah, maybe. I mean, look, I'm just saying sports is there for the spectator, not for like, this isn't little league, all right?

And, like, yeah, part of doing this at the highest level is, the tremendous pressure you would deal with. I mean, in the NBA, it's like, yeah, a lot of guys, you know, the mid-tier guys can, like, you know, if you put them in the gym and you gave them a rack of 30 balls, the three-point line, they hit every one, one up to the other, playing the game where someone's putting their fucking fan in your face and running at you and what was up.

I mean, it's just a whole different thing. I mean, it's just, that's competition and pressure. I mean, like, that's part. I'm not saying it makes you a. bad person it's just but like mental health is for sports but I don't think you know the starfish the uh the twisties is

I mean apparently it's like when you you think you're gonna uh you think you're spinning but you're you're falling or somewhere it's like a brain thing yeah like that's fine it probably comes from jumping around I think you're bad part if you get a twist these don't don't don't fall don't don't don't break your hip yeah yeah but just say you have which I think you might have yeah it's all very confusing but i don't buy this whole but the backlash athletes don't know you anything no one knows

anything it's a dumb olympics like you're supposed to shit on you like if i'm gonna care that you jump through a hoop uh you know and did a 720 uh corkscrew uh belly flop whatever they do like if i'm gonna care about that at all then then i have the ability to say this sucks you know i mean like there's no reason to care about any of this right it's The whole thing is sports is half the reason you have sports is the shit on things. You know, it's the shit on A-Rod and or to say, hey, screw Gina. He didn't do this or that. Right.

People love Gita. You never said that. But, uh, so I don't know. I mean, this whole thing of like, you know, stuff, if she has $6 million. Stuff, like, you know, and no other stock has got 100 million. We don't have to defend these people. Yeah. I mean, it's like, I guess it's just like, is it just like the new thing they call it now?

Instead of saying to it, they got the nerves, you just say they had mental health issues. Well, look, but I don't think that, look, I don't know what this is. I mean, if that, but no one's, no one quit because they had the nerves, he's played poorly. Right. I think it's just people that, I mean, people are just going crazy, but not mentally held, they just want to be a spectacle or something. Because why would you, why, they just, just bow out and, like, it's just a way to do. I'm not saying Simone Biles. I'm just saying the people on Twitter.

who are like, you know, over-defending her, is my point. Yeah. It's just like enough. Like, she's, just leave it as shit and twisties. Don't go on a tear of, oh, athletes don't know you any.

Athletes don't be everything. I'm watching them. Why am I watching you go for a jog? Because, you know. I'd watch you go for a jog. Yes, I mean. I watch you lift weight sometime. Yeah, you do.

And you get all, you get hard. But I don't know. I mean. Yeah, if you don't want, if you don't want, if you don't, want the competitive atmosphere and the pressure just watch your partner lift weights yeah just watch your partner lift weights and then try to um you know just just just just make it seem sexy even if it was

not like oh how much is that 15 pounds oh so hot it was more i weigh i live more than 15 pounds but i mean the point is uh just watch your fat i mean yeah i mean it's it's just boyfriend with a with a head trauma He just came back from Iraq. He wasn't a soldier. He was a contractor. And he got away. I just tried to kidnap him, but he got away. They threw a rock at his head as he was getting away.

And so he's not. But then he started raping at trial. And they were like, this is our kind of guy. They ran into him later, like some kind of cafe. And he was like in the back, rape and child. Oh. Well, all right. We got for the wrong foot.

And then they kidnapped them again. And at that time they did. And they beat him all that time. And that's why he just had trauma. But now he's back. And he's, you know, and I mean, I don't know. You threw me for a loop there because now I don't think you should watch that guy lift weights and then have sex with him.

She's raping children. You put this child raping thing. I don't think it works anymore. I don't think that guy should be, I don't think consensual women should have sex with him. Watch your partner lift weights if they're a good person. If they weren't. And you don't want to watch the Olympics. Sure.

And injure people. Oh, wait. They did see, I did see, like, a meme or something. Yeah. I think I kind of heard of this. It was like, you know, I only got vague reference points to it. But it's like, I did see some meme where I don't know how true it is, but like they mentioned that like the move she was supposed to do is like something they're considering banning.

Oh, well, there was some thing where they gave her, they reduced her points, they gave her a point ceiling or something because the things she tried was so hard, they'd be penalizing the other people I think about gymnastics it's like they shouldn't I mean it's too subjective then if she could just make up things right it's like skateboarding well I'm gonna do

you know this and that it's like it's all well how do you rank it then when I do the thing everybody else is doing perfectly and just don't get the twisties I don't because probably part of it is that she was trying a really hard move right well I think you know if you get the twisties it's kind of apparently

I don't know it might be all made up but apparently the Twisties is like, when I think I'm jumping, I'm actually falling, which seems like it's possible. Maybe it's a brain, I mean, it seems like it's a weird, I don't, you know, I don't know if I believe or a person, I mean, but. Like, if I was just like going upside down all the time for my job, I could, I could see, I could see it being kind of disorienting. You go like, uh, yeah, you know, your equilibrium gets screwed up. So if it's real, which we'll assume it is. Yeah.

Uh, you think it was really make a better name the Twisties, but whatever. The Twitt, who named this fucking, you know. Rick Rick Rip Taylor Anyway I don't think anyone I was going to get that reference Then yeah

I think even basic moves Would be pretty dangerous I think going to the mailbox It'd be dangerous If you think you're falling When you're running And vice or whatever it is I'm probably getting this wrong

People at home probably going Like that's not what it is But whatever It's something there Point is I don't know I think you should have to Get a ball in a hole

or get a ball into a box like in tennis, that's fine. I don't understand these sports where it's like, well, I'm going to do this kind of dance. Yeah, it depends on how majestic you look. I'm going to spend my skateboard 18 times. See, I think sports should all be about how majestic you look while you're doing it. I mean, that's what horses are for. Horse sports.

I don't know. Look, the Olympics is one of those corrupt things out there, right? I mean, did you watch that real sports special at the IOC? The Olympic Committee, it's just like, how every, uh, everything they do. Like, they displace people. Oh, yeah. And it's just corrupt and, like, the bidding process is corrupt. You know, it's maybe the most evil thing in the world.

Yeah, I feel like it's a roving, like a roving grand prix of, like, evil. Yeah. Just, you know. Yeah, so I don't know why we're doing this. It's seeing that, and now we're going to, like, and people, I mean, the fact that, like, Tokyo didn't want them, like, the people of Japan didn't want them to come. I'm like, we're going to come anyway because we have to get the twisties. It just seems bizarre to me.

I think you should have to have a knife. And have a knife? Yeah, I mean, I think basketball would be better to have a knife. I think someone's big. You don't know who it is, but one person in the... You know, that's... I don't say I think of it's from the newsroom

because at one point, Stephen Root, he's actually using this analogy, hey, if I foul you on the basketball, he's trying to make a point about chemical weapons or something, he's in general. If I foul you on a basketball court, that is that, you know, that's okay because it's part of the rules. But if I pull out a knife, well, now we're not playing basketball anymore. I should, I should, I should make that my headstone or tombstone.

I die. Now we're not playing basketball anymore because I'm stabbing you. Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. Anyway, I thought you're like, I don't know if I, Lucy hates me. I think, I mean, I would be okay with it. Maybe if all the, all the refs had knives. because they're objective. You're objective?

It could be like a punishment. I don't know because the refs, I mean, are pretty scummy. Or you just wanted to be random. I mean, I think, uh, someone just issued a knife. I think if you get 10 points in the game, you get a knife. And then if you get 20 points, you get like a bigger knife or a sword.

Um, if you get, you know, if you get a certain amount of rebounds, you get a shield. A shield. Yeah. You're kind of going backwards from a sword. Well, look, I said points. But if you get a bunch of rebounds, you get a shield.

Oh, okay. So it's like, you know, it's like a rebounding guy, you got to have offensive rebounds, a lot of times it's a defensive, because it's a defender a lot of times. So I have a picture he's got a shield. So he uses it. We can also use it to block shots. Right. Come on.

Come on. This is actually great. This is a basket murder. Um, yes. So the Olympics, uh, there's another controversy there. apparently a lot of the women, not all of them, don't want to wear bikinis anymore. Why is that a controversy?

Why can't they just not wear bikini? I agree. I don't know why anyone's wearing bikinis. It's, well, volleyball is the big one that does it. But then there was, I think, handball was like trying to get them. I think the handball women were, like some of them were trying not to wear bikinis,

where they want to wear bikinis. I didn't reaerable that closely because it's about, you know, the Olympics, who cares. But I mean, I've always been struck by why are these women always wearing bikinis? It's very, it's sexy. Yeah, what is the argument for them to have to wear bikinis? It gets people to watch. I mean, literally, at one point, this guy who ended up getting banned from the Olympic Committee

because he was like a corrupt weirdo for other reasons. But back in the 90s, apparently, or 2000s, he proposed that women's soccer should, or at least wear tight with shorts. Oh, my God. Which is not, look, I mean, it raises, I watch women's volleyball. I don't watch it regularly. I hope I did at one point, turn, when you took up in a challenge turn on. It's logical.

Just the same way, if you made women who are playing volleyball have sex with men while they're playing. It was also increased viewership. So, I mean, that's, that's why they did, is my point. I don't, but then there's the other, the women said they like it. And then there's another woman going, oh, like, I was playing some sport. I mean, honestly, I could see a world where, like, you know, wearing a bikini while you're doing, like, an arduous sport

would be more comfortable. Because it's, like, it's probably good for, like, when you get overheated or whatever. It's too sexy. But. Maybe. I mean, look, I don't know. Why can't just, like, some of them wear bikinis

and some of them not? I mean, I think everyone should have to wear the same type of uniform. Because it's going to make them look dumpy. That's why. They should let them choose, and then we get to know who the whores are. Good point.

I was going to say, it's like, you know, you got some girl there and she's like, she wants to be an Olympic star, but she's not getting endorsements because she, you know, the other girls just fucking have her tits flop out and, uh, and saying, showing her asshole on the camera. Yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah. They should go in both directions. See, this is the greatest. This is the best compromise. You allow several things. You allow people that, you allow some players to not, you know, to wear one piece if they want to.

But then you allow other players to wear songs if they want to. and then you get a spread of like women who are in and that will still turn people on even more I think well they want to wear a butt plug fine because they'll see the baseline of a woman who's dressed modestly and that'll make the woman in the thong look even sexier I don't think this thing about feminism

where it's like anyone who doesn't want to look at tits all day is a Taliban is healthy wait what this whole thing of like oh like maybe they shouldn't dress too sexy for this thing oh you're trying to restrict women No, I mean, look, I understand, you know, it's not about overstimulating men, but... What things are you talking about?

Well, like, I mean, like, you know, this girl was complaining, oh, like, some ref was giving her shit. I forget what sport she was playing. It was field hockey maybe, and, like, her skirt was too short, and you shouldn't have to give me shit. It's like, I mean, look, it's probably weird in the context of why, I mean, there's a rule, so the ref shouldn't just subjectively do it. Yeah. But, like, this idea, like, oh, we're just stigmatizing women's bodies. It's like, you know...

Look, I do think it's a mixed message to put. put the women in the skirts and then punish them for wearing it too short? Like it's like, why not just put them in a better uniform? Well, I agree with that. I don't know why anyone's, when I was a kid, when I was a kid in high school and the girls were play field hockey,

I thought, you know, actually I don't know if I ever saw them do it, but when you see them on TV and they actually wear like the knee highs. Yeah. It was very hot. I was a field hockey player.

Yeah. I was good. I was short was your skirt. Honestly, it wasn't when I saw, I saw a picture of myself recently. It wasn't that short. Yeah, yeah.

That's the reality, but they make it look shorter in TV shows. Yeah. You guys don't run my pedophiles. Some girls would hike them up. Of course they do. Like, what I'm saying is, like, just put a rule. You can't hike it up. Like, in the NBA, you can't just, you know, have your dick hanging out.

It's just like, you know, and no one thinks about it. Like, I'm just saying, like, I like watching volleyball players with their asses and it's hot. It's hot, sure, but, like. Yeah. I don't know. Volleyball players are hot. Yeah, but, like, this shouldn't be the. point of the sport and like oh we get more money that way well yeah but you know why and like whatever

i mean like it's good for them well it's good for the volleyball place to get more sponsorship well then stop complaining if that's going to be your argument right well who's saying that they shouldn't wear bikinis me no i mean i think i think i think women are starting to like finally agree with me i've always thought it was weird i never complain because it's hot but like i don't this seems like to be this seems why are they why are we you know i'm not trying to be a white night cuck here but like i mean is it the players themselves or is it just like women who don't like their players are looking at the women certain amount of players are saying it now okay i think the really successful hot ones are probably like now we like this because we get paid yeah but that seems

like you know a short-sighted um point of view for the collected to take for the you know for the group they're being responsible and keep in mind don't forget that this is this comes from an olympic committee who was also trying to get women that were tighter shorts in soccer so it's not exactly i don't think this came from an organic place i think they put it there to get people ogling what if 90% of what if most of the players are in like full body suits but the captains are like strippers okay it's like it's usually two players it's not like one of those eight i don't know they have it they have they have two on two volleyball i thought there's like six people beach volleyball oh they know what watches you

one because they're not bikinis oh they're not in bikinis i don't think so i'd be weird they're inside like dining on the beach oh right because it's yeah that would be weird that's like they're like they're like they just put me i mean i mean sometimes they're outside but i'm pretty sure they're in a huge arena where they poured sand on the floor and they're like hey come out in your bikini it just seems odd to me like if i i don't you know i don't like the guy you've seen these things You know, these coffee shops, these drive-through coffee shops where a woman is dressed in stripper bikinis.

I don't need that when I go buy coffee. I can watch. Wait, where did this happen? There was on the news at one point. You remember that? There's drive-thru bikini coffee shop. Oh. It's a thing, I think.

That's cute. I guess it's too sexy. You know, put the bikinis in like, you know, like when you walk around the mall and someone's the bikini, you're fine with that? I mean, it's nice, but it just seems like it seems wrong. Look, I just think, like, I've been to places, like, you know, the Jersey Shore and stuff. I used to, like, you know, spend summers with a, you could send a family of the Jersey Shore growing up.

And it's, like, it's very normal for, like, people to just, like, guys walk around without their shirts, young girls walk around in a bikini top. I get you grew up in, in French Jersey. Yeah. Because everybody just come from the beach, so it's like you don't really think about it. It gets desexualized. It was a Louis Mouth film where you grew up. I get it. But that being said, I grew up a repressed German who thinks bikinis are sexy.

And now I'm just the fact, you know, I'm supposed to buy coffee from you when you're just, you know, wearing a bikini. I can't. I'm like, I, this feels like, you know, now I got to tip you more. I should, right? That's the whole idea. I'm going to tip you because you're in a bikini. But I'm too smart to think you're going to, you know, you're going to. I got to look this up.

It's called the bikini coffee shop. I think so. It's sort of like a hooters extension. I mean, it's a drive-thru thing. I'm going to look it up. In a drive-thru, it seems weird. Right?

It doesn't even seem like you'd have a good angle. It seems like, you know, like when you're not thinking of the zoo when you drive past the tigers. And plus it's like you don't even have a good angle on people when they're in like a drive-thru booth. Like what are you like, when you're, like,

when you're, like, I can't even get my coming there. Like, even if you're, trying to get a look at them yeah no you're getting kind of just the it also does feel like it's the kind of thing that would attract a lot of like attract a lot of like parking lot masturbators yeah i mean it's just like i'm not saying if a guy throws his come at you that you would all deserve you don't deserve it and you're not to blame but i mean this was foreseeable really you don't think the wage slaves who are forced to wear bikinis so the coffee shop deserve to be sexually assaulted but they're not the ones who

opened it my point my point about this situation is foreseeable i hope they have you know measures to stop this um much the same way i'm surprised no one's ever thrown their comment at the beach volleyball court and they have shows you know they have to stop the play a play stoppage because another man has thrown his come under the court i don't know i mean i i think just treat sports like sports and treat porn like porn and treat the in-between things, you know, like, like, you know, girls who work in Hooters, they're neither. But, yeah, but they also know they're being sex, sex kitten waitresses, right? Or whatever you want to call it.

Sexier than average. You know, they got the, are they allowed, do they have to have tits? They probably, they probably hire based on tit size a little bit. There's probably been lawsuits, though, right? They probably Yeah, like Places have gotten sued I think Hooters has gotten sued

They probably have to hire Like occasionally hire someone With a double mastectomy Just like Just like if something comes up No, no, we have Laura over here And she works fine Yeah

And she makes like zero tips But they pad her tips Yeah Which I don't think I don't think you tip based on tit size I don't think it's right But neither are the managers And that's why they

The company just You enhances her tips Because these men who go to Hooters all the time don't, you know, you got a little mistake. I think it's fine. I don't want to, you know, stigmatized cancer victims.

No. But that's a point. They do that purpose. That's smart. But I don't think the bikini coffee shop does it. I don't know what we're talking about anymore. Moving on. Batman this week.

It's not actually a Batman, which technically last week wasn't a Batman beyond. He's not really bad. Batman either how much you want to stab me right now how much you want to stay I just wanted to end it's great it's great which what Batman this is the red hood the red hood red hood red hood is this the same as like the red skull no it's that's that's that's Marvel comics oh uh there's nothing to do this at this is jason todd now jason todd I've told you about the comic death in the family where the Joker brutally murders.

Yes. About Robin? Yeah. That's Jason Todd. So for 15 years or so, Jason Todd was just dead. Hmm. Just a dead boy. Interesting.

He weighed on Bruce Wayne's, uh, on Bruce Wayne's psyche. Uh, he was, you know, kind of constant source of pain and struggle and he'd overcome this, you know, stigma of letting this kid die. And then in the 2000s, there was a story, you know, he basically, I don't know, he, he, you know, Batman's very realistic. and then sometimes they have like pits where you throw people and they come back to life. So that's what this guy is.

So he's, he comes back and he's trying to kill, he just gets a man at Batman. Why didn't you murder the Joker from me? And, uh, I don't kill people. You should have killed, he's like,

he just killed so many people. And it's just, he's a good character. Hmm. Wait, so he just comes to, to shit talk Batman? Oh, no,

no, he's a vigilante who brutally murdered his criminal. Oh. Yeah, that's what's cool about him. But I think they might have toned them down in some recent iterations of him. But yeah, his whole thing was he was just, you know, shoot people. I don't think he would rape him with that. But, you know, but I wouldn't put it past him to use sex as a weapon. Sure.

Beating with pipes. It's like he was beating with a pipe itself by the Joker and then blown up. So does Batman try to stop him? Yeah, he tries to stop him. But he's also aware, you know, I got this kid killed. I don't know what came like life. Wait, wait. You may have explained this already, but how did he come back to him?

life maybe the Lazarus pit i forget is he like a zombie or is he uh no i mean like there's a thing like raza ghoul is like he has the Lazarus pits right okay and uh they bring him back to life he probably use the Lazarus pit i'm not sure does he wear the mask because he has some kind of horrible desfiguration for being beaten to death no um no he looks fine he actually there's uh i think the red hood was originally the joker was originally the red hood that was like he didn't look like this per se but there's a whole thing where joker was like this uh criminal called the red hood and then you know they fell in the toilet full of chemicals or whatever and then he became so uh i think

that i ever had something because the joker killed him i don't i should have uh does uh he ever face the joker again yeah like well there's a there's a comic call it's a one-off it's not canon the three jokers which actually turns out just three jokers the whole time there's always been three jokers and that's part of how and this night it's great what no go on there's always

been and they kind of shared duties and he murders one of them oh yeah he shoots him right in the head ooh

yes this guy this guy don't mess around and then how does he know it's the joker that beat him to death does he care

he doesn't he's whatever he wants to kill all of them and they tries to kiss Barbara Gordon later and she's like I mean look he did you kiss

and then later on he's like he writes her little note like you're kind of fucked up I can't date you wait he writes he breaks up with barbara gordon no he they kiss and then he tries to like date her but uh

but she doesn't want to i mean she's he he's a fucking basket case he shoots people yeah that's true though is this before i'm okay this is how the how i feel about it entirely depends on this yeah is this before or after the joker paralyzes her after that's crazy yeah no these people that's nuts i mean that's this whole thing is a great there's a great and the animated the version of like you know when he comes out there's this great scene where he's just yelling at bruce like that penguin the scarecrow clay face i get it but you let him live him you didn't kill him i mean it's like you know why is he still alive um it's just you honestly like you know it's the one thing about batman that code is just just just just paralyzing highly

Why'd you paralyze the Joker? Right. He does kind of do that in the Dark Night Returns, remember? Oh, he paralyzes the Joker? Well, I don't think he does it on purpose. Or maybe, I forget if he does it on purpose or not. But then the Joker outsmarts him by killing himself. It seems like something I would do.

I feel like this came up recently. I don't know. They already make this point, but that is my move. I would just like, you know, because he basically just kind of, he paralyzed him in the neck down. So the Joker kind of managed to, like, snap his own neck. and everyone thought he killed him. Hmm.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Framed him for murder. I mean, he's so paralyzed him. It's still, I feel like a judge would still be like, all right. Well, you know, maybe we'll like, you know, we'll give you three life sentences instead of two. Right. Or you're the way around.

It's like, it's still bad. So what do you think of the red hood? It's cool. It looks cool, right? I would date him. He kills people. Yeah, but if he killed the guy who paralyzed me, I did. I date him.

If he killed apparently, okay. It's not like he's just going around killing innocent people, right? So do you feel like, would you be a little concerned that he was just one of these guys who has an amputee fetish or whatever or paralysis? I mean, I'm just asking, like, he's a guy, he's a murderer already. He's not like, I'm not saying everyone in the wheelchair should have to worry about that. You know, we knew, I knew some person in my life who left his family because they had an amputee fetish. I think I married like a quadruplea Quadra amputee or something

Which is it would be fine But yeah also I don't know how people who don't have a fetish How often they're you know They're finding I don't know how often they're finding people Who don't have an ampute fetish So like take a quadruing no arms and legs I think it would depend I think if he was just going to want to like

Kiss my lifeless legs or something Stumps Right my stumps Or no my lifeless leg Barbara Gordon doesn't have stumps No she doesn't I mean like she But let's say I do have stumps

If he just wanted to kiss the stubs That's just not going to do it for me Right I mean look at he was willing You know if he actually like could look at me in the eyes While we were making love And focus on things Occasionally like you know

Maybe focus on my hair instead of my stumps Every once in a while All right but what if you would be That would be a fair compromise Even if he did have a stump fetish What if you're having a nice round of sex Okay With the man who killed you know kills people

Sure And uh he goes a little soft for a minute and like can I just look him for a minute and he's like your lifeless legs for a minute just to get hard again for a minute sure yeah okay

so you're down you're okay with it just you can't be everything it just can't yeah it can't be the whole thing you can't just be like you know masturbating onto my stumps every day but his birthday on his birthday sure

okay it's a special occasion but if it seems like he was looking forward to it too much then I would break up with him okay well because we need to be able to live in the moment together wait but by looking forward you mean how how how how how far ahead of his birthday is he allowed to like kind of make quite a quick little like oh can't wait for the birthday so I can do that like how when would you allow a day a week maybe like within three weeks okay that's fair just not all year so it can't be like you know it can't be you know June his birthday's in November and you're like June he's like oh like five

more months it's like to lick your legs with no repercussions chef's kiss uh yeah i agree so what was the point would you date him if he uh what are we talking about would you date dating the red hood because he paralyzed okay yeah so you're dating the guy you're parallel i'm just wondering if uh if this guy kills people is he is he is he paralyzed me in the first place i mean if you got killed someone you'll paralyze someone that's true you know So my point is if I was a woman who was paralyzed, I don't care if I was in a boating accident 20 years earlier. And some man comes around and tries to,

I guess the implications he shot the man who paralyzed you. Yeah. I'd assume he paid him off. I would assume he paid that man to paralyze. Yeah, he probably did. And that's the thing. I would never trust a man who helps women. Moving on

We saw the movie old Amite Chamelon Eminet Champlain Maybe Classic Emmett This is a movie People go to a beach They're going to a resort

And they Help me out here And they find this like You know This beach This like private beach It's around it by giant rocks.

And they realized quagily for, am I going to give you the whole movie here? What is it? Like one day is 50, you know, you age 50 years in a day on this beach. Yeah. Great premise. This might as well be apocalypse now.

I'm so good. So good. No. Do you think it was a good premise? Look, I don't think executed well. It might not be a horrible premise. It might not be bad. I'm not trying to me a dick here.

But like, this movie is garbage. And as you pointed out, maybe on some level a pedophile fantasy. Well, that's the one I get to, yeah. But I want to start doing reviews here. So that's my review. Garbage.

But the reason to bring out, it's a very, look, I don't know who keeps giving this guy movies to make. And for me, to even say that seems like a trope or whatever. Like, it seems hacked to even say that. That's how bad his movies always are. Right.

That for me to even say, why is he still making movies, is, like, something that people were saying 20 years ago, you know. Sure. I mean, he made the sixth sense, right? Was it, you know, another movie where, like, you know, that, I don't know. That kid was really cute. Now he's, now he's Joe's Osmond looks like, you know,

cousin, whatever, he's a nice guy. I don't want to make him, you know, be mean, but, you know, he doesn't look great. I mean, look, he got a little fat, but, like, I don't think he looks terrible. He never grew. No, he never really grew. Was he molested? Because of the, why the gymnasts don't grow, and they're molested? Haley Joe Osmond never grew.

Was he molested? Do you think it's denser growth? You're molested? Your height? Right. Maybe. I mean, I don't know. I've never seen evidence to the contrary.

Yeah. I mean, have you ever seen a tall child sex victim? Yeah, that's actually a good point. Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot of child rape victims in the NBA, probably. It might be. I mean, that seems awful. What's there is now? He's going to be really offended by it.

Yeah. Hey, I'm seven. foot and I got raped for the kid. You're a piece of shit, come. We just use it as a, we just use it as a, like, I would excuse for not believing victims. There's no way you were raped. A stretch.

You're way too tall. Hey, stretch. You know what that? Your story is, kind of a stretch is all, because you're too tall to get raped. Next. Sick of it. We should have a American idol for rape victims.

I don't you really say you have to tell you a story. We're just like, if we hit that. Well, just if you're really, if we really don't believe it, we'll hit it right in the middle of the story. What is like, I mean, look, this is awful. But this is how it would work and, you know, this is how Fox would do it probably. Yeah, probably.

I don't need Fox News. Fox, you know, Fox, you know, the Fox Entertainment. Fox News, you know, they're, you know, family guy that work. They would, you know, you basically, you'd have three criteria. Do you believe the story? Did the person deserve it?

Yeah. And are you glad it happened? I know. But that's what Simon Cowell would do. Simon Cowell would be like, I believe it, you didn't deserve it, and I'm happy to happen.

And he's talking like, you know, I don't keep these well-un-name names here, but someone who was famously raped. Yeah. And everyone's just cheering. That's what we have in the future, but whatever. They're going to steal this idea from me, probably.

Um, you, they cut you off. That was a great idea I had, but they cut you off? No. Okay. So anyway, it will be old. This is a pre, it's all, first of all the premise that you, uh, hey, you know, uh, I know, uh, I know you thought that this person who had sex with as a kid, but, uh, we went to this beach and she became 40. Now they're grown up. It's okay.

This is fun. Like, it's kind of, it's just. frothing of a pedophile. Yeah. It's just going to imagine there was a beach where technically his person was fit. And like, yeah, and in your mind, it wouldn't, these people are actually growing up.

But in his head, it's like, well, if you're 50 on this beach, and it's just like, baby. And fuck, I'm not, it's fucking it. Terrible. Yeah. And then, like, is it giving away too much to say that, like,

you know, is it okay if kids age and, you know, know, 10, 10 years in a half an hour, is it okay that we're watching, you know, not technically watching, but like, they had sex. Two six-year-olds, fuck. Yeah, it seems that, is that, is that cool? I don't want to spoil it. I mean, that's not the, that's not the twist ending.

I may be a lot funnier, if it was a twist ending. But, uh, I don't know, am I wrong? I think it's a pedophile movie? No, I, I, look, I definitely see the merit in thinking of it that way. Yeah. I, I mean, if someone, if someone, if someone, if someone, handing me that script I would call the police I mean I wouldn't I wouldn't say like look I wouldn't be like get get this guy and kill his family I would just say you know I want

you to know you start running a tap on this guy and get the secrets right that kind of thing surveil him I'm not saying he definitely but it's very suspicious yeah go through his garbage um he might just be an unlucky man who has like i brilliant ideas for pedophiles but isn't a pedophile like i doesn't even realize they are like he develops like he makes some kind of uh what he thinks are like work out gloves but they're actually the perfect restraint right like maybe all of his films are petophile films because the sixth sense is also about like a little kid who's being followed around what i'm saying oh i was a ghost the whole time like this guy was following me around oh he doesn't exist

Oh, remember that guy told you about? I was in my room all the time and talking to me. Turns out he was just a ghost. Doesn't he just start talking to him randomly? Yeah, I mean, I think so. I think he's like sitting in a church. I think he's just, it's just normalizing the idea that like, hey, sometimes you're going to encounter a man and have dealings with him for a while.

He's going to become your friends. And then he's, but then he's going to go away and he doesn't exist because he was a ghost a whole time. And don't give it a second start No matter what he did to you While he was ghosting Well he was That was just ghost games And keep your goddamn mouse shut

You hear Oh my God Put notifications on for that guy Yeah for real Am I Jamlan But unbreakable That's you know Bruce Wilson is a superhero

But like It doesn't do anything Um That's just about That's just a that's the perfect superhero When I'm like A superhero Who would never stop a child rape

is that the whole point of unbreakable i forget or is he just it feels like he never does anything the whole point of unbreakable is that he's unbreakable and then there's the guy in the wheelchair who's a genius that's okay so um that's the story he told after someone realized and he was like no that kid i had you know i molested was unbreakable uh so it's fine it was fine he'd be fine he was he had an unbreakable um superpower so he couldn't even feel me doing that um but his films are great wonderful no terrible films uh i did there's one

line that really bugged me though which i know it was doing to set up uh set up like something you know towards the end but there's a lot and it's in a trailer even where because like there's some great resort where they make you nice cocktails and take you the places and private beaches they come to private beach and we're gonna make you a waffle for breakfast it's like whatever it's just a resort but she turns to her husband when they first get there and goes can you believe i found this place online which like it's just the i don't know what that line is supposed to be that's the line of like a boomer

who like for like in 1998 you know like where else do you find anything these days yeah right and where else do you find like would you go high end or not like no one goes to a travel agent what are you going to go go find a book from the library and like book a book of reservation like when we talk and I'm bringing this I'm harping on this because this is how

his writing works it's just it doesn't make it's just he's stuck in um I don't know whatever he's just too busy being a pedophile to like write well that's my point right

yeah I mean there's like you know there's two scenes again very pedophil like where the kids are running around asking the adults what their name is and what their occupation is so that you'll know what their occupation is. Yeah, it's all like, but it's so obvious that like, we're just to go,

oh, I guess it's good now. It's so bad it's good. Yeah. Or there's a reason for this. He's a guy, he wants to be Kubrick, but, uh, you know,

I don't think, I mean, Cooper definitely fucked that kid up, but Danny and the Shining. Oh, I don't think he got a great life after that. Maybe, I mean,

I don't know. I mean, Shelley DeVal just screaming all the time. The secret of being a great director isn't molesting children. psychologically destroying them. Yeah. For other means.

I mean, just having like Shelly Deval play your mom and she's just, you know, she's the blame, really. You know, I mean, but it's kind of the transit of property. Yeah, he definitely broke her brain. Yeah, but I mean, look,

she was really annoying. So like, you know. She was great in that film. Yeah, because he got something out of her, but like, you know. How do you know she was annoying? She strikes me as annoying. I remember watching that documentary

that like Vivine Kubrick made that was on the DVD there was a Kubrick's daughter at one point it's probably funn't on YouTube and like Kubrick's yelling and Shirley DeVoll he's got a knife in her hand and I guess the idea that he's telling her like how how you should be holding the knife

but he's just waving his knife in her head oh my God so I don't know it's been it seemed fine it seemed to me I got the impression that like you know I got the impression he was frustrated with her and that's why he was waving the night well I'm just saying but he was trying to get through her job

And she couldn't. And even though her job was to satisfy a man who was famously unsatisfiable and incredibly subjective and would just make people do takes until they could deliver something. He didn't even know what he was going to get. That was the whole point. Like to push him to the brink so that he end up doing something unique and we capture something. Even though, even though it's all true. I feel like still he was like, kids do your job, though.

Can he just act? Can he act, please? Do I have to break your psyche? Anyway Yeah, that was fun Yeah Do you have anything you want to plug? Not really.

Do you have anything you want to plug? I want to plug my new bikini carvey shop It's called Dump, dump, dump, Pig. I don't know. Piggy boy. Piggy boy bikini wash. What do you think?

Oh, I think it sounds great. I'm not doing. I'd go through the drive-through on that. I mean, honestly, see the piggy boys? We should, we should maybe, like, you know, do, like, a live podcast at a bikini coffee shop. Yes.

Yes. And then, like, it would just be very awkward because I would not, I would talk to the women because I wouldn't want to be seen as like. Tell them to put clothes on. Can you have a towel? Can you just put this on? I'm trying to podcast. I can't be looking at your patini all day.

And I'm the villain somehow. Because, like, yo, this is how we make our tips. And I'm just tipping them. Guiltily. Anyway, have a great week. Bye-bye.