Kump - 80 - Rope-A-Kump

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

Ray and Lucie discuss the Scholastic Books scandal, the end of the Olympics, the end of the world, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. We're back. As you can see, we have the sign. The sign is back. What are you think of that, Lucy? I'm happy about it. Yeah, but I can figure things out. Yeah.

Yeah. Exciting time. I'm still wearing the same shirt. I see some comments out there. People seem, you know, you change your outfits every week. You, uh... I have a rotation. I have the same shirt.

I mean, for ages, I wore the same sweatshirt. Now, why can't I get the same treatment as a, like, a West Anderson character? As a, uh, as a Bill Murray-esque or, uh, or the guy from Ray Fines in the, in the Budapest, in the Budapest Hotel. why can't I just get that you know I'm a caricature if I was an action figure I come with a few

changes of dress you know you're not going to see me wearing a dead tennon of these t-shirt that's you know not going to see me wearing a you know a Simone Biles either pro or con shirt

whether you're pro Simone Biles or against her what are the con what are the against Simone Biles shirts I just say quitter, I guess. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying there's a lot of people for weeks. I mean, look, it's very nice that the Olympics are over now. At one point, you know, people seem to think that the Olympics brought people together. It seems not the case.

They were a source of great anguish. In animosity. Animosity. It's a reason to hate. I don't know what happened. You know, the problem is, look, I was talking last week. I was one of the media, I suppose. Kevin Durant, the basketball boy, was very outspoken, if you will, on the media after he defeated the French team in the basketball gold medal round.

Is he bragging? He defeated famous Rudy Gay. Rudy Gobert. People pointed out that was Rudy Gobert. But then it turns out, Rudy Gay was signed by it. Utah Jazz, who Rudy, you know, Gold Bear is a team member of. So, you know, yeah, am I Notre Dameus? Am I the gatekeeper of basketball dreams?

Yes. Rudy Albert is a cutie. You like, oh, you like Rudy Gobert? Yeah, we watched it. It was an aired Friday night, Eastern standard time. I think it was supposed to be Saturday in Japan. And Lucy decides a route for the, French.

Yeah. Does it make things interesting? Just to make, you don't do the fact that you have dual French citizenship. I have dual allegiance. Yeah, I mean, that's suspect. I mean, if you were just some girl from Wisconsin who didn't know France from a block of cheese,

that would be one thing. But you're a dual citizen. You could be a spy. Yeah. You're playing a rope adope. Yeah. Were you crushed? Do what the roper dope is?

Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't do with this. Very. dude, I could see you wanting to call me out. I wasn't sure why you were using the term. What is Muhammad Ali's famous tactic against George Foreman, the brute, have to do with this? Nothing.

You've won this round. But. I was sad that they lost. You were sad. I mean, what would you have done if they had one? If they had won, I would have, you know, baked Madeline's. Oh, can you make Madelines? Yeah.

There's a famous Proust book. or a series of books. Am I correct? Yeah. Remembrance of things passed. I've read... You're the one of them. I've read some of it.

I listened to an audio book for a couple of hours of it. It's one of the most beautiful... It's considered one most beautiful books of all time, novels, right? It's a series of them very long. It's about... And he starts out with this Madeline cookie, and this reminds me of my youth in France. And it's very... Like, even translated, I'm telling you, Proust is very good.

He's worth the hype. I didn't finish it. I didn't get very far. But I would like to repruce one day in its entirety or even just more than... What is it? 50 pages? What is it? What is an hour in an audio book?

Like 10 pages? 20 pages. Anyway. But I still use that as a kludgeal against people when they try to like get snobby. Yeah. You know, people go to me like, oh, what's your... You know, like, oh, Marvel movies. They're for kids.

You use that as a cudgel that you read a little bit of remembrance of things past. Oh, yeah. because it's a game of poker. All this is a game of poker. People, you know, they say, oh, Marvel movies is just for kids or dumb babies movies. And say, oh, yeah, what's your favorite Tarkovsky film? You look, I have his childhood, you're like stalker better.

And they don't have an answer. Because I like Tarkovsky, you know, Alexandria, Alexander Tarkovsky, the great director of Russia. And his films are some of the most prestigious films of all time. So if you try to come at me, like I like superhero stuff, stuff, we're going to write to Tarkovsky. We're going to straight to 100,000. That's how it works, all right?

We don't play games like, oh, you know, they're kind of good. You know, I'll admit some of the Marvel movies aren't, you know, the best, but end game and Infinity War had some really nice. Nope. Oh, you're a smart boy? What do you think about? Name your favorite scene from my of his childhood. Go.

And some people, look, your favorite scene? Yeah. I have a favorite scene. You go down to the scene? I'll go to the scene. with you I'll quiz me on the scene I have a scene ready to go even if it's not my fit here's a trick for you even if it's not really my favorite scene because I've only seen it like one of the twice it proves that you remember the

scenes there's a famous scene you could you could name you could say oh the scene where the where the soldier and the girl are spanning that chasm and it's up with the shot upwards boom you win because it's a it's one of their shots it's like it's iconic it's an iconic always remember the iconic shots of it obscure things you watch or listen to. Don't let people, is people going to play the game? Like, I'm pretentious, you know, I hate the appeal to,

I'm a regular guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to butcher shop. It's so smart than you. I've seen Ivan's childhood. Have you, I have things in my pocket in case you have seen it. So don't, don't come at me with your Marvel, you know, look, at the end of the day,

is Marvel that great? I'm getting sick of it. All these new things, the Loki, fine. And the Captain America and the Winter Soldier. it's all whatever but i'm never going to let some fucking little little fucking beta beta boy you once went to toe to toe with a guy who was sort of like a film a fraudulent film buff yeah i don't remember that's how much that's how literally means to me tell tell the tale and you

were trying to talk to him about i haven't childhood and he was like oh i watched i i watched the first five minutes of that it was very inspiring how do you turn it off how did i respond to that because i honestly like my first my response now i mean off the top of my head you watch five minutes of it and you turned it off yeah very inspiring oh oh is our old roommate yeah the fraud the the the guy who like ate beats all day and then he ate a weird would eat a weird mixture of salmon and beats gross disgusting person and then uh and then he was telling me that i read i watched five minutes of that and then look at his job but he tried to pretend to me his pretentious guy from texas who like, oh, I grew up eating cheese and gross things.

And now I'm trying to be healthy. I'm a cultured guy. But I heard him because it was a Walzworth day and he would play terrible music. And I remember I heard him. And he was in Joe Rogan all day? Was it Joe Rogan? Yeah. Oh, because he also loved, he listened to, uh, because he loved to be, look, if you still

listen to, um, or watch, what's his name, Bill Maher. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm not going to like, you know, call you the devil. It's fine. I mean, I, I liked it, you know, when he first came out, And I was literally, like, you know, 15 years ago, it was fine. It was something, you know. But this guy is a guy who, like, who try to have, like, avant-garde opinions or something

or be part of the, like, intelligent discussion. And he's getting, he's getting this fucking crib notes from, from fucking Bill Maher. I mean, I like Bill. Bill Maher back in the day. Like, you know, after 9-11, he was, like, calling, he called the 9-11 hijackers heroes. Well, no, he said, like, he said, they're bad people, but you can't call them cowards. It's true. Yeah.

It's like, which was a good point. Point. Look, I mean. I was talking about, like, the press that everybody was calling him cowards. People take shots out of them. I don't think you can accuse him of being a coward, having cowardly points. Yeah. They may be boomerish.

They may be long-winded. I often agree with the sentiment of Bill Maher. They've grown to be a little bit like old man yells at Cloud. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying it's like, you know, you could do worse in your life than to be Bill Mar. Let's be honest. Well, yeah. Yeah.

Wealthy man loves the Philander. I don't know. I'm just saying I would love to, I'd love to have his, what's Quote d'Vermine? I don't know. What does it mean? Oh,

you're friends, aren't you? Is that like his style? Is Quotei Vermean your style? What is that? I don't know. I'm trying to sound intelligent. I don't know how he got into Bill Maher.

I look at, I'll shoot on Bill Moore all day. I'm just saying like, but then you look at who's questioning him and he's like, you're worse than Bill Maher. At least that guy took her standing against 9-11. Oh, sure. Stop, stop defending the troops.

These guys are real heroes. You know what I mean? I'm just saying it's a balgy statement. He got fired from his gig and they got a gig in HBO. Anyway, this blowhard of a roommate we had, he would blast Bill Maher and then, you know, which, again, I'm not going to be impressed by it. But he sold, like, weird industrial software to dupe people. And he acted like he was like a non-genoo or something.

he was just a little bit of fraud like you know he just sold like just a sales shitty salesman anyway uh the Olympics so I mean I don't know so so Kevin Durant won

he led the team you know some of the guys did really well but Kevin Durant who I'm not a huge fan of you know the burn the burner phone boy the man who screamed the children but he was he was on Instagram or whatever going like you guys doubted us you said you know and you're all trying to be American which is I mean I couldn't

expect anything less than Kevin Durant because I mean look you should have been doubted you know the tides are turning against America maybe maybe it was overstated but you guys lost your exhibition games you lost your friggin uh your first game against the French and then Kevin Durant like it was a great player hey why don't you bring that fire when it matters now I know he's won games but how about you go to a team that sucks and pull them up yeah do it do it you don't want to do it that's fine but like it's not a great story

sports are stories the whole point of sports is a story for me to be inspired by he was great in the games he's great look he's my best place in the world he should be I mean no one doubts him on the court it's just like classless I don't want to throw it around when he says you doubted us

does he mean like the fans no the media and like guys like Brian Windhorst probably who was over there in Tokyo they made this guy had to go to Tokyo and stay in a hotel and he apparently eats 7-Eleven food the whole time couldn't go anywhere because you know the Japanese didn't want the media going anywhere so like you know whatever I'm saying and he's just telling the truth I'm seeing the stuff is you know I'm worried about the team and I'm not I'm not calling him a class list the way some people go like shut up and dribble that's not

what I'm doing but just like for your row can you ever take the the the angle that like just makes you look cooler you know and more like just like the stoic guy why is everything you do I mean, you went to Golden State when they were already a 72-win team the best successful teams of all time and you won two titles. Fine, I mean, it's lame. And you go on to you can play your mom going on first take

and playing a Stephen A going like, you called it the weakest move of any superstar. Wait, Kevin Durant's mom is a commentator? No, she went on first take. You know, Stephen A. Smith? Yeah. Like, because Stephen A. Smith famously called it the weakest move ever by a superstar,

which I still think is fair. And Kevin Durant's mom, who is like, you know, sometimes the moms will get, you know, like LeBron's mom. I don't know if she's a TV fixture, but her story is like, you know, single mom, raised LeBron, the whole thing. It's mythelot, mythologized in the space jam movie. I didn't know if, I didn't know that basketball moms were so. They can be, I mean, Andy Murray's mom was, you know, and tennis was also a fixture. But Kevin Durant's mom, very sweet woman, who was going to argue with the mom? I would, but whatever.

I mean, I think Stephen A, you know. It sends a brat. Yeah, I mean, Stephen A didn't completely fold, but I always be like, why are you even on my show? You invited me, well, you get out of here. Why don't you get out of here. I don't care who's mom you are.

But he, like, she's like, oh, you said it's the weakest move. It is the weakest move. Look, you do whatever you want. In a vacuum, none of this matters. None of it. It's balls in the hoop. It's the story. It's what we get out of it.

Oh, but, I'm the best of the world. What, you think it's some. computer, paying people tons of money for randomly being the best person and something? No, it's a league with fans who watch and they want a story. They want Joe DiMaggio with his wooden streak and he's kissing Marilyn Monroe and like, you know, did he hit Merrill Monroe? People say no. I always assumed he did, but maybe he didn't.

I thought he did, but then I heard he didn't. I know. He did apparently go to her grave every day with a flower. Yeah. And he loved her. He hated what the Kennedy boys did to her. The Kennedys did her wrong. He turned his back.

Why didn't he was such a great guy. I mean, I'll throw, you know, I'll throw the blame all around. Why didn't Joe DiMaggio were all up to the, well, I guess he was dead. Yeah. I guess they were both dead. Because at some point, you would say, why didn't Joe DiMaggio caved your heads in with a baseball bat? But, you know, someone beat him to him. So I really can't go, you know, Jump in Joe.

I'd like to, though. He should have gotten there first. I mean, how much better would, would the JFK assassination been? if it was just Joe DiMaggio running up to that convertible and just fucking hitting hitting Kevin a head with a baseball bat! Oh my, that would have made us like a great country. I think that was that was a turning point of our country. If it had been that, we could have felt proud.

Right. Because the story were to come out, the gang bang with the drugs and killing Maryland. But instead we got, you know, the Lear Harvey Oswald boy Which, you know, I don't think was a really A great thing We gotta keep, I gotta jiggle this every so often As it goes to something

That would be great He took a bat to his head and then You know, like cave Jackie O's head in to you Oh wow It was just a really violent So he's going for her Pommeling

And he's, what's he's screaming While he's caving in Jackie O's head this is for you Maryland this is for you yeah it's like if my pussy's dead your pussy's dead if I don't get to fuck my love your love dies the same as you

uh jump in Joe DiMaggio he's singing jumping Joe DeMaggio Yeah Yeah To do do do do Caving in an Irishman

Pull him in a coffin Do you think he What do you just run and catch up the convertible or what do you be hiding in the trunk how would it start he'd run he means it dathalie yeah i mean they don't drive that fast typically so they make that look the whole thing is they made that turn and to slow down for the turn he was ran out one of the buildings and he was just seen him like he was stealing second base but he was stealing our president uh good for him um and no one would have blamed the russians it wouldn't have been like the years of conspiracy

it would have been like you know it's been a more calm time i mean you think you think What do you think, what do you think it would happen, though? Would he go to the jail for beating the president? I think he would be, well, he would definitely be shot on the spot. Imagine a trial. Imagine the trial. Look, I mean, like, you think they'd be shot in the spot. The Secret Service didn't do a great job at day.

Let's be honest. That's true. So who knows what would have happened. It just lines up with the assassination plot perfectly. They were to ask them for autographs. Jump and Joe. Because it was like, he was retired at this point, right? Right? He wasn't still, I don't think he was still playing.

If he was, it was very into the tail end of his career, if anything. But I think he's more the age of Mickey Mantle, I believe, and Roger Maris, perhaps, if you know your Yankee history. Do you? A little bit, yeah. Okay. Okay. You're trying to get me? Yeah.

I'm going to get you. I'm going to put you in a corner. And I'm going to make it look foolish for not knowing Yankee facts. But, yeah, I just think that, you know, what were the trial been like? The trial of Joe. Maggio for beating the president of the United States heading him with a baseball bat? I mean, would it be...

I think it gets off. He gets off. Yeah. I mean, where is it just a trial in Dallas or they have it... Even with hundreds of eyewitnesses. Yeah, it's jumping Joe. People love jumping Joe. He goes, they did my girl wrong.

They did Maryland wrong. What do you mean? They were fucking. They were, like, he's on the state. He's going to fucking her. And we're fucking Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, he know they were. Come on.

you're a fucker what's he gonna do he doesn't even know they killed her he just thinks they fucked her fuck my wife like some some crazy like you know volunteer witness comes forward

going like you know some CIA guy going well actually we had her killed what oh god this is I don't believe my the CIA would do that like he doesn't even believe the CIA would do it

he's no they're just fucking her and I killed him and then yeah so the Olympics So, so Kevin Durant, good for you. We're glad, you know, you could have just kind of taken the high road for once, you know, whatever.

I mean, I'm not going to. I'd love to have Kevin Durant in this podcast. He'll never do it. But he'd love to have him on, you know, all these. Are you saying because he's obviously too famous to do it or because you think he's scared to do the podcast? Well, look, he is too famous. So the fact that he's too scared to do it is kind of irrelevant. He's the easiest out in the world.

No, he would come on. Honestly, if his behavior is any indication, he might come on just because I'm a big rat. He can't get him a big fat rat and he's going to put me and I'll just, and I'll just come out. Look, the rock does that. The rock will come at people in a friendly way on Twitter, I notice, who, like, call them out, like, make jokes about him. I would just stick them like, these people always fold. Yeah. A famous person will do nothing for you.

They'll never help you. So just go, never, never, never fold to a famous person. Like, don't you're in the ear, you're in the aura and grace of a famous person. Always stick to your guns to go, you're a rat. If you can't give anything to say, go, you're a rat. You know, we'll think of something, Mark, Mark, Stuart. Be Martin Stewart. Okay.

And then you happen to be on my podcast. We're at some podcast convention. And she happens to sit down in a random guest seat that I have. Okay. Hello. Who are you? Hello. I'm Martha Stewart.

Aren't you Martha Stewart, the prison rat? I did have some legal troubles Yeah, he went to prison like a rat Why don't you kill you some before he went to prison Like a good man does You're a good boy I don't know why would I kill myself before going to prison Because everyone will assume

I have a whole life ahead of me I have a magazine I have I still have a very famous network I'm out here telling everyone you're a rat And you and you went states You think I should kill myself Because you're on your podcast calling me a rat 100%.

Yeah How would that make my life any worse? I'm a billionaire. At least you die ridiculously. You could die like a noble prince. So noble prince of the stewards. See, like this is how you win. You never give it.

You never say, hey, nice to meet you. You just treat famous people like you're dirt. That's my motto. Anyway, so the Olympics are over. Good for the USA gold. I think we won the most gold medals for America. You know, as much as we hate America on this show, we don't hate America, but, you know, let's be little...

We're critical. Imagine being American in 2021 and being insecure, hey, you don't shit in America. Like, I think we're covered. Yeah. I think, I think it's, I think we can handle Ray Kump and Lucy taking shots to the troops. I don't think, you know, this is not, we're not exactly underdogs. Am I right? Yeah.

But I have some ideas for the Olympics. Former troops are some of the most cynical people I ever meet. about America. Yes, that's true. I mean, I speak for the, for the, well, I assume troops are. Some troops love America. I don't speak for them.

We speak for the troops by saying they deserve to be killed. No, I never said that. It's crazy. That's never, never been when I said, well, you're totally out of line here. I've only said that, you know, they've committed atrocities, a lot of them. Yeah.

And, you know, I'm forced to. And the ones who weren't forced to are put in position to do it. Well, they don't deserve to be killed. but I see where you're coming from that being said I do have some ideas for the Olympics great

what do they call the special Olympics now I thought they still called it the Special Olympics isn't it's a Paralympics or something isn't that that's different that's like physical disabilities I don't think it's called Special Olympics The Special Olympics is for

you know I thought the the Paralympics is for the wounded or physically to say it. Well, I think it's part of it. And the Special Olympics is for... I think they lump them together. Hold on, I'm looking at up now.

Special Olympics. Is the world's largest... Oh, wait. Is the World's largest sports organization where adults? Intellectual disabilities and physical abilities. Wow. So they do lump them together. Yes, of course they do.

Do they have to play each other? I think they changed it and changed it back. Because I could have sworn they changed it. What's the point in having a person in a wheelchair race, a mentally handicapped person? Well, I propose a point. It's a great reason. And here's where we're going with this. No one cares about the Olympics anymore.

Really? I mean, the NBC handled it very weirdly with Peacock and their subsidiaries. And no one could watch it. I mean, I watch two things in the Olympics. No one cares. It's a sorts of hate. no one's getting the unity anymore right no one no one's getting that good feeling anymore no Olympics here's what we do because the special Olympics i believe is held in the weeks before

the Olympics right that's that's what you're understanding we hold them instead at the same time as the Olympics more to the point we combine them so that Kevin Durant is playing basketball against someone who would be in a special olympics uh someone byouts is doing gymnastics against a special olympian uh and look we handicap it right you go that's not fair don't just get trounced no we we'd we handicap it i guess it's a poor word in this case so the handicapped girl that gymnastics girl in a wheelchair would get maybe two points for a move that simone byles would get one point you don't handicapping is yeah yeah the poor it's a poor choice of words But there's no other way to say it.

So, yeah, what's your idea? I would say, for example. I just wanted to let the joke. No, it was a good idea to repeat it. I thought it was a great little, I landed on a very funny. We wouldn't have wanted people to not get, to not hear it. Just let that simmer. Yeah.

It's a great, we are, we, I found it organically. I think it was very good. It was great. You just couldn't let it pass. No, it was too good. It was too opportune. And, like, I thought you, I was lobbying it to you, but you moved past it, but I wanted you to really let it simmer.

We got a handicap, especially. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah, so, for example, yes. The mentally handicapped girl. Or physically. Or physically, or a wheelchair girl who's in gymnastics. Yeah.

Floor gymnastics, let's say. Yes. Might get two or three points for what Simone Biles. We get 1.4. 100%. Yeah. But we'll figure, like, the people in any individual sport will figure out how. make it fair so everyone's on a level playing field but they're but on the surface they're

playing against each other i wonder if a wheelchair basketball team would have some kind of advantage over like a regular olympian basketball team it sounds insane but if you think about it if you're like my first thing to say no that's crazy but only in the wheel because it's wheelchair basketball yeah would they be able like to trip up the other team would they you know what Would Rudy go bare, have a, what you gave and have a hard time guarding the paint? Here's a great idea. Yeah. We do that.

We combine the basketball players with the wheelchair players, but we make fouling legal. Okay. So you could run someone over with your wheelchair. Okay. And it would be a legal move. Well, are we still going to handicap the sport, or is this going to be like, that's natural handicapping? Yeah. That's just like, you know, it's just like maybe we're better.

Yeah. I mean, would you be adverse to like, could Rudy Gaubert just sit in a wheelchair if you wanted to? Sure. Interesting. Really level of playing field here. Yeah. And like, but if you do, we have to give you no-booking for your legs. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You can't just move your legs if you're going to use the ball. I don't know if there's weird things you can do with your legs. They'll give you more like torsion or torque. So we paralyze your legs temporarily. Well, then we just parapet. paralyze everyone temporarily. Can we do that? Yeah, I mean, you could probably numb someone's...

Let's see what someone on Biles does with temporary not use her legs. That's more interesting. Yeah. I think we're on to something here. I mean, because we've seen... I think we've seen the limit of sports. And we haven't, but you never do, but like, we've seen the limit of what we care about. You know?

Yeah. Oh, you're going to do another triple axle? We're getting over it. Like, yeah, it'll always improve, but I don't think people care anymore. But imagine seeing Kevin Durant with a team. And not even like, oh, he's trouncing. Imagine him carrying a team of mentally, whatever, challenged people. Oh, yeah.

To a championship. Rudy Goberra is a wheelchair guy as Kevin Durant has the mentally handicapped guys. Sure. And like, and Kevin Durant carries that team. And it's like a bad news, bears and Miracle and chariots of fire. wrapped up into one amazing amazing why don't we do like I should be the commissioner of the IOC Simone Biles leads a gymnastics team with just full of girls with no arms that would be amazing and she like she throws them into the air and they do and they flip like it's it's yeah you get a launch

yeah yeah we find create every sports got a different thing that's half the thing is it a spectacle yes but it's not exploitive it's just because it's a spectacles, I mean, it's exploiting people because these people are having a time of their life and they're going to get gold medals and they're hanging out with athletes and they're probably get laid. They all get gold medals? Well, the ones who win do. Okay.

But they're like, look, here's it now. Who won wheelchair basketball gold medal this year? No. And now they're getting laid off of it? Probably not. But if you're there with Kevin Durant and where do you go bare and what's his? name the great defender um drew holliday and you're and you're and you're a man who's you know maybe you're paralyzed you get your dick sucked yeah someone's sucking your dick i guarantee it

or mentally and i think mentally people who are mentally handy they should look they should be prostitutes legal and they should be allowed to you know have sex you know mentally handy because these people deserve to have to come i don't know this idea like people just because you You know, you got bad luck in life, and now you're, you know, you're mentally challenged. And, like, they still want to come. And we have, yeah, we have to worry about consent. That's why you have prostitutes. Yeah.

Right? So, like, let the prostitutes have sex with the mentally handicapped people. And it's like, you know, you have to worry about consent. Of course, they want to. I'm not saying that you have prostitutes break into their rooms and force them to having sex. You know, like, you happen organically if they want to. I mean, when we were talking about this before. Why didn't in prison of the mom?

mind you were talking about this before like if we had like a severely you know autistic adult son or something or whatever the word for mentally retar mentally disabled and he he seemed to want to have sex you get a hooker you get a hooker what you're going to do he wants to come not a rough one no i'm not saying he has some street those girls on the streets unfortunately through her own bad luck and whatnot you're not going to let him go into an abandoned building and get robbed by a prostitute's pimp. That would be great. I mean, that would be such a weird.

We would be such questionable parents if we somehow, look, our mentally handicaps on has been kind of getting very, you know, he's going to do puberty and, you know, look, I mean, it's very complicated because you can tell he's in pain. He's frustrated, sexually frustrated, but what can you do? So we send him to an abandoned warehouse where we knew, we knew these very violent pimps And we hope for the best. And we hope that he would happen. The pimp would, you know, just have a transaction with him very fairly.

But what happened, you know, and present to him with a prostitute, what happened was very different. He was brutally beaten by the upset pimp. And we have egg in our face. We assumed the pimp would understand what his condition was. This particular, this particular pimp, I don't want to catch aspersions, but this particular pimp had no sympathy for a little boy state

and no appreciation of the hardship and he just proceeded to fleece him and beat him and he even ridiculed him even made fun of him I think was the worst part of it all I mean he did break his arm and leg one of each but I still think I'm making fun of his hand

Decapped State was the worst thing of all of it. Absolutely. So, shame on that pimp. It's shame on us. Shame on us. So do you think, who do we talk to about that? Who did we get, can we get someone? Get who?

At the I or whatever, the YOLC Committee? Yeah. I think we could sell this. Yeah, we could make this happen. We'll move on to, we've had the ongoing my depression Batman segments where I present my Batman's

right and there's plenty of Batman's to go around don't worry about that but then two weeks ago I think we had Batman Beyond who's not technically Batman but he's a Batman then we had the Red Hood who was Jason Todd this week I have a very special

I just got this I usually have the McFarlane figures you know if you mean nerdy about it this is not one of them It's an older rendition of one of my favorite versions of the Joker. This is the Joker from the New 52 Death of a Family arc where he cuts his face off. And then a year goes by, and his face just found somewhere.

And then a year later, he shows up, and he steals his face back from the police headquarters, and he straps his own face to his head with his head, with this belt or whatever And then it has maggots on it and stuff And I really I really like this this guy This figure I really Is this a state in which he kills Robin?

No no that happened years ago He's just his death of a family Which is a player on the name of death of the family Which is when he killed Jason Todd So this is The idea of this plot is that he's basically He's sick of having the fight Because Batman's got a lot of

of allies now right kind of like being like he's too woke almost too many allies he's got nightwing he used to be robin he's got uh red hood who used to be robin who's jason todd he's got dami his son um tim drake who's red robin now because he used to be robin and then he's got damien and current robin his son his actual son um he's got barbara gordon the back girl and other people too Isn't she paralyzed, though? She was. They changed it. Oh, okay.

I respect. People are, oh, because paralyzed people are like, oh, she was a paralyzed hero. But, like, whoever writer changed it, we're like, look, I can't. We have people coming back from the dead here and there. It's like mystical crap here and there, superpowers. And Barbara Gordon's the only one left paralyzed. Yeah. It's kind of shitty.

Sorry, Barbara. That we can do. Yeah. As people are getting third and fourth lies. Right, exactly. He's like, you know, let Barbara Gordon walk around and get killed by the Joker again, maybe. But this is, so I love this guy. What would you, what part of you would you cut off?

And then sew back on to myself? Yes. It's a good question. Maybe like the skin of the palm of my hand. Imagine if it was my dick. It's a Joker. Like that was the Joker? and I was like, he's my dick.

Like, I cut it off or skinned it? I cut it off and I'm like, well, like, she cut it off. You got mad at it one day. I take the garbage out. And you cut my dick off. And we were a team. If we were the Joker, we'd be a team. Okay.

So we're like, we're constantly bickering. I met your Harley Quinn. We would just both be the Joker. Yeah. Or you do you do Harley Quinn, but like, I wouldn't kill you. I don't think if Harley Quinn did it as a Joker, he'd kill her. Yeah. Oh, sure.

I wouldn't kill you if he cut my dick off. You think he would kill her? I feel like he would. Yeah, maybe. I'd laugh and then... You would laugh. And then give Batman my dick. Okay, look at this.

And then throw it back on in my face later on. Yeah, that's the real Joker move. Yeah, exactly. If you get angry that your clown girlfriend picked your dick off, you're not really the Joker. You're not really appreciating humor. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I just think it'd be a great gag.

What do you think? I think it would be wonderful. Right? Don't come my neck off, please. I won't. That would be terrible. I would never do that without your permission. I mean, I would never give my permission with that.

Yeah, but if you did, I might do it. I want to put it on a record here. I will never give my permission for that. So don't do it. Never say never. I say never. I want on the record. If she does it, it wasn't, that she didn't have permission.

That's not necessarily true. You could change your mind. Oh, God. You're going to do it on you. Um, moving. How many? is enough when it comes to Batman figures. Do you think you'll ever stop collecting the Batman's?

I mean, I think I might be towards the end. Really? It's just I don't have enough space to do it. I mean, like I have a bin where I put them and kind of rotate them, you know, I rotate them on display. Yeah. I'm already out of space. And like, yeah, I'm getting to the point where it's like, you know, there's too many of them.

I wish, based on the past, the regressive way you asked that, that wasn't the answer. And I would say never But yeah We might be like you know I'm in the position now Where I'm like selectively getting figures Yeah That was compulsive for a while

Are there any Are you will you ever get a commissioner Gordon Uh I guess what's funny Because I do want an Alfred And you have Alfred's not current Oh yeah you should have an Alfred There's not a current Alfred But there are Alfreds out there

Some of them are really expensive But I haven't seen a Gordon figure really It's a good point I'm supportive Yeah Telling you to get Alfred Telling you to get commissioner gordon cut my dick off kind of eventually it's all going to boil over and i'll cut

your dick off but for now i'm being very supportive i really hope you don't hurt me in my sleep um many vans are making a comeback do you know that i didn't yeah i read an article this week about bina what do you think about that do you feel because apparently the more i didn't know they ever went away they would never they're not cool they didn't maintain their dominance that they had 80s but I remember talking to a guy when I worked in the morgue who said they were great because he had kids and they actually had the most space of anything

you would take a pickup truck or something but apparently minivans if you're hauling stuff or some like you know once you guys actual van or like can haul the most stuff and they're very versatile and now they're making minivans to have like cool reclining seats

do you think this is the end of America if we go back to minivans Because yes, UVs were gas guzzlers, but they look cool. Right. Minivans are notoriously dumb. And I get the practicality of it. But do you feel like we're...

Well, yeah, I don't think they were ever... I don't think the purpose of a minivan was ever to, like, be cool. Right. You know, it's like what moms would drive. Remember, now moms drive like porch cayans or something. They do. Or the rich moms do. And they know, we're like, you know, a Lincoln Navigator or what's the other one?

the mercury uh i forget the mercury one there are four there ones that are reasonably for i'm not talking about poor people like you know of course we don't have any of them they barely have cars i'm talking about the middle class the middle class of america is starting to let themselves go my point what you wouldn't want to be seen in a minivan i mean maybe i would but i'm you know it's i'm saying i'm not trying to i got i got a woman who's going to cut my dick off it doesn't matter anymore But I mean, like I'm saying, but we're not as a nation trying to impress the world with our ambiance and our panache. Yeah, I mean, well, it just seems like who are they making a comeback for? We're not making a comeback for like single men.

I mean, no, that's single men per se, but like men who have kids who would have gotten, you know, a Mercury Sable or whatever or or a Ford, you know, Explorer even. I'm now getting a minivan. And it just feels like it feels like mom jeans What is this? You think it's a sign that men are being emasculated? No, I just feel like, I don't think it's that. But that's already been done. There's no more men.

There's no more men that were just not complaining. And I was a dentist yesterday. And we documented this before how I went to the dentist and you thought it was funny because, like, he's like, he was asking me, like, if you're in pain, you know, it's fine. Yeah, it's, I hurt, but, you know, it's fine. I can take it.

And you're like, oh, no, they don't want that. You're trying to be a tough guy, but you don't want you doing that because it didn't hurt. They don't want you squirming around while you're... Sure. But then yesterday, so I'm trying to be where a cognizant of it. He's like, look, these are implants, right? Like, this is my family, you know, they pulled the teeth out months ago, and they put the implants in, the expensive, whatever.

I don't talk about it. But, uh, these implants, Jesus. But, you know, but he's putting them into the, this shouldn't really hurt. So if you feel any pain, let me know. I'm like, fine. And I said, like, yeah, it's just gums, right? I mean, like, the nerves are gone. They're just gums.

Yeah. All right. So, like, I start going, oh, if, like, it hurts a little bit. I could take it, but it's like, you know, you want to know, I'll tell you. Yeah. And then at one point you got frustrated. He's like, point to where the pain is. I'm like, what you're doing it.

What are you talking about? Like, this is what I'm saying. I don't want to point to the nerve ending where I'm feeling pain. Just get it over with. Right. Like, this is why I'm, this is why intuitive. knew. I don't want to play this game of like, eh, eh, oh, that's

okay, eh, just fucking torque the wrench, get the metal in my mouth, and I got to stop, I don't put me his position where I got to be like, oh, I'm sorry, it's over here. No, it's like, wait, wait, wait, point to where it is, like, don't get snippy with me.

I can take anything you give me. You need you snippy with me? It's wherever you're doing the thing. And like, where are you feeling it now? I'm not feeling it now. It's whenever you were torquing the wrench. He's got a literal torque wrench Yeah I'm like

Did they give you novocaine? Yeah I mean I think this guy's just bad Novocaine because I didn't really feel any pain I had other way Like the whole thing happened Almost a mirror image last year The top teeth

And that guy It was different dentists For whatever reason It was different dentist And I didn't have any pain I think this guy's just bad giving novocaine It's fine I'll sit there and take it like a Russian soldier

some bitch oh point to where it is point to my dick anyway do you think he was trying to mess with you no i think he's just you know just trying to like alpha me uh for some reason and i'm not you know i'm not gonna be alva by a dentist why don't you a surgeon why don't you doctor death we try to watch that doctor death thing it's really bad well it's on peacock it's a it's a it's a show about a surgeon who is um i don't know he's like mangling his patients and like the whole everything's laid out in the first episode seems like like they're on to him already they know they know how bad he is everyone knows he the killer by the middle of the first episode yeah and so

like there's gonna be seven or eight more episodes of this i just went on Wikipedia like what's this deal and and i'm so annoyed if i stuck with it because it's like you know the end of it like no one really knows for sure he's like a malignant narcissist but like there's no clear kind of thing. I'm going to watch enough with these docu-series. You know, make a movie. Enough. You don't mean, you know, the droness half rape, you know, Joshua Jackson from Fringe

and Gilmore and, uh, what's the show he was on, Dawson's Creek? Uh, Fringe. I said Fringe, but Dawson's Creek. Yeah. Yeah. People know that more than Fringe probably. I'm just saying, like, you know. It's great and French.

He's the best show over made. He has people with, people with mugs. He's a genius. He's a genius. And in the first episode, he interrogates a man by hidden him in the hand with a mug. Anyway. So is that. Do you remember Scholastic Books?

I do. Scholastic books, we're going to take a little trip down nostalgia, because Scalastic. Ooh. Clastic books. Excuse my speech abortion. I don't want to say impediment. I feel insecure saying speech impediment,

so I was just a speech abortion. But Scholastic Books was a... What would you call it? You'd be in school. You'd be... Look, they're a publisher. But the thing I remember about Scholastic... I remember the Scholastic Book Fair.

There was a fair, but I remember more keenly was the Scholastic book sale every month, I believe, or every two months, I forget. But you'd be in school and they would hand out this very colorful flyer of different books, different children's books, right?

And there'd be an order for them on the back. And I would usually forget to ask my mom to buy me a book. And so there would be the day, inevitably, when the scholastic box shows up in the classroom. And some people get books, some people don't. And they call, now the days they have this phenomenon called FOMO, fear of missing out, right? Which I find important.

but it is a real thing that is what you know scholastic books was known for or like without without having the term right did you ever not get scholastic books that way or did you have that in your class yeah we had I mean we had the scholastic book fair is what I remember was once a year and I remember I would always get a book at the fair yes but you guys didn't have the the handouts and then the books were coming to class were those the kinds of books where it was like help I'm trapped in my teacher's body sure yeah or like my teacher's an alien that the author of those books helped to help him trap books yeah they came to give a thing at our school gave what raping he talked what did he give um he like talked about his books

oh really what do you have to say about him he talked about like the process of writing to help I'm trapped I don't know can you really can you relate anything interesting from that um not oh there was something that happened towards the end where like I didn't have you I yeah he said don't keep your mouth shut no one will believe you you know who I am I wrote the help I'm trapped books and I help you're trapped this now I come up with my ideas

I heard people but no like towards the end I wanted to get his autograph because I did like the help I'm trap book sure did you have a copy but I didn't have a copy of the book so I tried to go and get him to sign a piece a piece of paper. Yes, yeah, go on. And they wouldn't let me do it.

They wouldn't let you do it? Yeah. I have a similar story. My mom was a very big fan of the frugal gourmet. Do you remember the frugal gourmet? No. Jeff, I think his name was Jeff Smith. He was on the PBS channel.

His show was called a frugal gourmet. And he was a, I guess, I didn't even know what that word meant was a kid. But in hindsight, I guess he was just being a cheap skate. But he, he, he, had all these cookbooks. My mom owned them. Like, anyway. And he was giving a, he also happened to be a Methodist priest or whatever they call it, preacher.

And he was giving a sermon at some Methodist church, we're Catholic, or whatever, to the town or two over. So we go there one day. And I didn't give a shit about this guy. Yeah. And it was kind of, like, but it's kind of like, oh, these guys on TV, I didn't watch them of my own volition, but my mom would have them on. So it's kind of, kind of a celebrity thing. and she has all those books.

I think she bought one that day's new book because he had a book signing thing upstairs afterwards. And she's bringing his books to sign. And then me and my brother, she gave, like, you know, we had a legal pad or whatever from my dad's office. And he goes, can you sign, you know, for them? And he was so annoyed. They just signed something.

It wasn't a book that was bought. He signed so hard. You ripped a page. Now he's dead. I'm glad. A piece of shit. So I get it. I understand.

But this man, you wouldn't even allow it to. Did you try to? I couldn't even approach him. Do you have copies of his book for sale? Yeah. Do you not have money? No.

You had no money on you. Uh-uh. Piece of shit. Yeah. He's fomo inducing scumbags. It might as well be rapists. Yeah. But yeah.

So the Scholastic Book Fair was always very, the fair is one thing. You know, but the, it was more for me the memory of the monthly thing. And so I, in the end, the cupboard books, perhaps. I just love those books as a kid. Anyway, so that got, the CEO of that company is dead. Oh.

And he left everything. He cut his kids out of the will. And he left everything to his, oh, I was going to say whore widow, but, uh, mistress, his mistress, his mistress. His mistress. So, wait, so his wife didn't get anything either? She might have been dead. Let's look this up.

Let's bring up the Apple News. Where's the Apple News? How do we get to the Apple? Here we go. Because I had this saved history. Oh, we got to talk about Christopher Maloney, perhaps. Succession drama grips, classic CEO's sudden death as office romance and a surprise will. Oh, she's cute.

I mean, she's all right. This guy's an old fucking cheesy, you know. The long-time-half-sclastic Corp and Richard Robinson died suddenly in June on a walking market's vineyard. Just fucking burn the whole thing down. What are we doing in this country? He didn't give control of his $1.2 billion publisher to either his two sons or his siblings or his ex-wife

with whom he had regainedled a friendship during the pandemic. Oh, he re-killed a friendship? Instead of control went to Lull such... Lul Lucezi, Lucezzi, the crime family? Scholastic's chief strategy officer. She also inherited all his personal possessions. Huh. Yes, I don't know if she was a whore or not.

But I mean, from the kids' perspective, who is this whore? Yeah. That, of course, over whiskeys, that came out. Oh, yeah. Who is this whore who has our company? How bad are these kids? They're probably terrible kids, right? That's a great question.

Yeah. They probably, they're probably worse than the kids of Succession. They're probably like, if they haven't watched Succession, it's a great show, but you're probably worse than those kids.

It's probably like, you know, one's a rapist and the other one's a child rapist and the third one's a Catholic priest. Oh. Burn. The elder son, John Ben,

Ben Robinson, 34 years old, said an email when he grasped his father's estate, plans it quote served as salt of an open wound um whatever i mean there's not much to say about i just feel like it's interesting that like this thing which caused me so much i'm sorry to say fomo in my childhood uh was was was was headed by such a dick oriented guy so he can't like like sick first if you were the mistress yeah would you toss people like a little bit of money Just to keep yourself from being hated.

No. No, because then you give me not. I mean, I, look, it depends. If I, I, it really, because you look, at the end of the day, you know when you fuck good, right? Yeah. And you don't always fuck the same, right? And you know if you're giving good head.

You know if you're fucking good. So it really depends on how well I fuck this guy. Yeah. Yeah, sure. That's a good point. If I was, if I was sucking him like a fucking, like a Roomba. Sucking him dry. Just fucking draining his.

balls on a nightly basis I'm giving you shit you earned it yeah but if I know like look he was happy to be with me I got him off but you know I left some come in the balls I left some in the tank

I might throw a few your shekels around depends it really depends of how well I did in the whoring I mean you know she's got look what if you ended up fucking a guy who owned it who you just thought was a who owned a deli but he ended up being

the the heir of the harry potter fortune how would you feel if you got the harry potter fortune i would feel great i would probably just give i would what i would do is i throw five million to all the major family members each yeah like what is it like four people i mean what's what's it what's it war man how much is this company word five million and then i say you know one point two billion all right yeah and they say leave me alone yeah yeah if you can't live one five billion what are you i mean they'll still come after you like jackals but i mean that is a good point you have these estate plant things and no one ever thinks to go hey look you're not gonna win here's five mill

yeah five bills yeah but these these people are like expecting they're like this thing five million you could live forever if you're not living like a crazy rich person. Right. But they want to live, like, you know, in the largesse of this while going to Martyr's Vineyard, while having speedboats and yachts and all this shit. It's like, if you want to go live in Michigan, have a real mansion, practically. You buy a mansion in Michigan for a million dollars, I'm sure.

Sure. And then, like, live modestly. Just like, yeah, well, you invest smartly. Yeah, well, if you're investing, well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, you don't invest. I mean, $4 million left, right? You don't have to live modestly. Just don't live like a maniac. Yeah.

You could live forever in that, practically. But these people want to live in, you know, Soho, or Chelsea, or Martha's Vineyard. I mean, I would just, you know, but whatever, I don't want to tell you. Look, I mean, should, do you think companies should go to the people, the kids, or like, wherever. No. No, I don't mean that. I mean, like, you can't do it. The funny thing is you can't disenfranchise your wife.

You can disenfranchise your kids. I remember this from my paralegal studies, but you can't disenfranchise your wife. What does disenfranchise me? Like, not leave them anything. Oh. Your wife is entitled to at least have your estate. Really?

Oh, yeah. When you die? Yeah. Your current wife. You're a divorce. It's different, I guess. Yeah. But, I mean, like, yeah, your current wife, you can't.

leave her out of the will. And there are a certain guy, like you can, you don't have to leave her everything, I think. I think if you leave her at least half, you're okay, but I'm not sure of the specifics. You can't disenfranchise them. But you can disenfranchise your kids. Your kids are ass out of luck.

They can sue and all this shit and make maneuvers. But if your wife, you can't screw over. I really want to, I really want to look into these kids, see what kind of lives they leave? Yeah, how many children do they rape? Yeah. Oh, what do they do? Scholastic child rapes.

I meant to get this earlier, but the climate, there's some report today. I read that the climate change is worse than before. Don't they say, come out and say that like every two years? They do seem to, right?

Yeah. I mean, are we in the same page that like maybe they're lying? Yeah. They could be lying. But look, it could, it could be in first. But, I mean, I don't assume that it is,

but it's like, If I was informed, like, tomorrow that it's like, yeah, climate change has been a hoax the entire time, I wouldn't necessarily be surprised. For those listening on audio, I just, I glared at you. Yeah. With a whiskey glass. No, I think you're right. Look, here's things. There still is, I don't know how to feel about it.

Because no matter what, the climate is warming, right? Yeah. They'll make the case that most scientists argue that, like, it's not, I think that's the thing. Most conservative people or whatever aren't denying the climate's warming, right? They claim it it doesn't have to deal with us. Right. The carbon emissions we're doing. I'll say I'll lean towards the scientific consensus, even though I do think, I don't know.

They're probably right. We probably could cut emissions. Well, cutting emissions now do anything. I mean, here's the thing. Now you're saying that, you know, basically from the just I got from it is that if we don't do drastic things now, then by 2030 we're going to be a degree and a half warmer than otherwise we would be. And then 2050 will be two degrees. And that's real bad. Here's the thing.

It's real bad if you live in New York or Florida, right? what are people who live in Detroit Does Detroit become the new Hot spot? Yeah Milwaukee, Wisconsin Are they the same thing? I forget.

Yeah, all these cities could use a revival. I'm just saying, like we have plenty of room in America if you think about it. Will climate change just shift What are the hot spots? Perhaps. It'll only do that. Yeah, look, people are going to die

because they're dumb. or like they're lazy They don't want to move Yeah move People don't want to move now for jobs I mean people Here's the thing No one wants to move now for jobs right

I'm not saying like lightly But you're Those immigrant grandparents You talk all this shit about right Everyone loves to talk about their immigrant fucking grandparents What do they do They went across the ocean

And get jobs And we're all like I don't want to leave my home they literally left their country right so i mean uh but then the climate change yeah we're going to have to move i guess i don't know nothing's good there's no prospects are good right it's all fake we're all living in a fake world fake wars and fake uh i mean the i think the virus is real uh i think the vaccine's real i'm vaccinated that being said the aggression i don't know there's a lot of a lot of fake shit left and right you don't trust anyone with my point

um is climate change real no the visual stance of the show wow is that safer than saying talk about the vaccine yeah i think so yeah i think you can talk to you guys that's the one perk of the vaccine of the virus now is he talks about climate change yeah nobody cares Hey, shoot your hairspray in the ocean. I want to build a machine and just pumps hairsprays in the ocean. And it's fine. So I don't get to deny the vaccine works.

Is there any way we could fix climate change, you think? Any fun ways we could think of? Well, they are trying about building those little robots that fly in the air and suck up carbon. What are you talking out of your ass? Come on. Why are they doing that? I don't know.

I don't think they're done yet. But the idea is that they'll float around and they'll suck up the garbage. I've been thinking about that for years. I've been, like, put some kind of weird rods in the ocean, they'll cool it off. Right, yeah. Like, I'm not saying, I know how to make them.

But there's that kid. Rogan talked about him for a while who had a machine that skim the garbage panels. Oh, right, yeah. Yeah. The Dutch kid or whatever. Yeah, that like Mr. Burns idea. Mr. Burns?

Yeah, there's an episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns builds a giant net that's supposed to wipe the sea clean, but then he ends up killing all these whales. I'm sorry, I'm not a Simpsons kid. There's a phenomenon out there of Simpsons kids. I wasn't one of them. It's funny because we watch the Simpsons.

I remember I watched every episode, it seems like. Yeah. But like I wasn't, I'm not one of those kids who could quote the Simpsons. But you were. Yeah. It was a Simpsons kid. Yeah. Interesting.

So we don't believe in climate change. But I mean, get vaccinated if you want. I'm vaccinated. you're vaccinated. I'm not going to sit in a soapbox and start, like, you know, like Paul Revere and start going like, yeah, blah,

blah, blah, whatever. I mean, I just, I, I take, I'm,

I take pause of the historic, or histrionics of things, right? I do, I do think it's, you know, I think it's safe. I think it's fine.

I do think there's a lot of misinformation. That being said, just to, admit to, admit to people, like, look, yeah, I mean, there is,

a lot of weird energy around it. But it's safe anyway. Yeah. In my opinion. They probably shouldn't let the doctors do the PSAs. The doctors give the worst PSAs. We watched Jeopardy. We talked about this.

And every, the commercial breaks, the doctors given the PSAs, like the head doctor of New York or whatever, you might as well get Bobcat Goldweight. You should actually prefer that. You know, the guy from Police Academy? Yeah.

Have him do the PSA. Get Eddie Murphy to do the PSA. I mean, yeah, afford baffa gulfa gulfa gulfi you're going to get eddie murphy i mean i'll just tank the whole budget baby murphy how poorly did come to america to do perform we're thinking edie murphy to do PSA why did you denzil washington yeah it'd be nice um that's a guy like it's a good thought yeah eddie murphy wants to pull your thumb out of your ass and do something i'm i'm trying to

help that's my vaccine PSA you're not going Bada, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, so box, this is not. It's just like, vaccine passport. I'm saying, I'm fine with it. You're fine with it. What's your life worth? I mean, that's why I always felt about it. I mean, like, take a gamble, at least.

EV don't believe. What are you preserving? You be the last guy sitting in the bar going to lose the amount. Yeah, right. Enough. You're not that important. No, what is that. important i just wish joseph maggi would come running at me with a baseball bat anyway so uh

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