Kump - 82 - Roe v. Kump

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's illness, the Texas abortion ban, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. We're back. It's been a minute a little bit longer than it should have been. But, uh, I was sick. I came down not with COVID right no that's the story we're going with

that's what we're saying I'm pretty sure it wasn't COVID you the thing you gave me wasn't COVID is what you're claiming I'm pretty sure it wasn't COVID Lucy likes to go out and be a vector for disease and bring it back into my into the apartment where I stay

I like to find little coffee shops to write in and it helps me get sick it helps me focus and get sick sometimes You were taking care of me while I was sick Yeah, I went out to the store and got you All sorts of medicinal goodies And you paid for it Yeah, I did

Well, okay, sure You paid the price Oh, I think I mean I paid for the medicine Oh no Yeah I was a little tacky to bring it up Yes, I bought you medicine He's such a gentleman

He paid for my Advil Coldens slightest And the ketamine. I'm not paramedics, so I can't give you ketamine. Get to that in a minute, maybe. Yeah. But yeah, it's not, look,

it's just a science infection. You seem to handle yours much better than mine. Yeah. And you repeatedly told me it's not COVID. I don't think it was COVID because I think we'd have fevers of this. I think so, too. I smelled the eight. I fell off my keto diet for a bit because of whatever.

You could say, hey, why can you fat fuck? Why can you? Can't you just be sick and eat me? It's hard. Look, when you're feeling sick and I was, I had a sinus infection. It was filling my lungs and, you know, whatever. I'm sorry I didn't want to risk getting, you know, heart. Keto is fine, but I risk heartburn sometimes.

It makes you want little treats. I want little treats. I'm sorry. What, well, you just send me to the Taliban. I'm a bad influence on you. I mean, people say I'm a feeder. I don't think I'm a feeder, but. You're a self-feater.

I'm, but I eat things in front of you. Oh, you feel like you're like a tease? Selfishly. What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you,

I eat things in front of them. I eat things in front of them. I eat, I eat croissants and bread products. Yeah, well, to be clear, I'm not saying you can't,

I've never said anything about it, honestly, like, no, no one would think you can't eat the, you get, you give me impression that you, like,

you get, you know, you get in a negligee and you start eating fucking, you know, bread pudding. And fucking, you know, tapioca fucking masturbating.

shoving in, shoving in holes. That's not what happens. Whatever. I'm back on the keto. Doesn't matter. COVID-free for now. We're going to get a booster shot soon. That's a gimmick.

They want booster shots now for fucking COVID. Are we going to be doing that? I guess so. We're going to mix it up. We can get a moderner. It's time instead of a Pfizer. Oh, I wonder if you can mix the two. They say not to, but they say a lot of things.

Yeah. You know, at a certain point, I mean, I'm not, I'm not taking Ivermectin. These Ivermecting things getting a little out of hand, huh? What's Ivermectin? Wow. Lucy, I realized. I tapped out.

She stopped, you know, when she turned off her Twitter, she also just stopped. I stopped reading the news. Experiencing the world outside of a coffee shop. Yeah. If it's not a, if it's not a guy coughing and wheezing, you know, asking, you know, that you're inviting to sit down and chat with you, then it doesn't exist. I'm assuming you're just very friendly. Not cheating on me.

but it's very friendly we're very obviously sick people just you can feel cosmopolitan by meeting new people every day oh he told me about you know how his son died and now I have now I have long COVID inaccurate no it says completely accurate you got me what was I just talking about honestly

oh Ivermecting so it is ivermecting paste So apparently You can Some people treat COVID Vivermectin I'm not sure what it does In humans But it's

It's debated whether it works or not I'm not saying it doesn't Some people Some doctors say it works good If the other ones don't I have whatever I'm not here to adjudicate That doesn't matter than me

Yeah But there's also I guess it's hard to get For some people I'm not sure the logic here I'm not sure if it's just For the cost saving or they just don't want to go to a doctor if doctors aren't handing it out.

But they, Ivermecting is used in alternate use as a deworming paste. Does they make a deworming paste for horses? You love horses. I love horses. So, my critique of every show and movie is not enough horses. Right. You, have you ever ridden a horse? I have.

How many times? Maybe like a couple of times when I was a kid. My grandparents lived in like a rural area. used to ride horses. Really? And we go to visit them. Not their horses, but like some farms,

horses. Hop on their horse and people very friendly just let you go on the horse? Like, what do you mean? Well, you had to pay for horse rides. Oh,

horsey rides. I don't want to pay for it. You just want your own horse? Well, what men say about sex. Oh. But what is it stimulating? What do you mean?

Is it just a pussy rubbing on the horse thing that would be women like? Or is it the majestic quality of it? It's the, The feeling of being on something that's big and majestic, but also cute at the same time, like you. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a horse. So you love horses. If you go to a horse store, apparently they'll have a zyvermecting paste that you can use to, you know, shove it in your horse's mouth and it'll take care of their worms. If you go to a horse store, welcome to the horse store. I think it's called a feed store. Really? Yeah, I saw someone posted today. A picture of the ivermecting in the store.

And it was called a feed. He's what we see. We go over a feed store. And all the Ivermecting Pays were sold out. You would think that would be a great job for a horse girl, but you probably don't actually see that many horses while you're doing it. Yeah, I don't think you ride your horse into the feed store. It's not like The Legend of Zelda.

Where you're like, what kind of saddle can you get? Yeah, I mean, honestly, if it was, you don't want to work at something you like. That's true. I mean, because it ruins it. Yeah, that's probably true. I haven't taken a picture for fun in 15 years because, you know, you do wedding photography and 316s, barmitsa, you don't want you to, oh, what I'm going to do to take a picture of a leaf now?

Fuck this. I mean, honestly, the only thing worse than, like, you know, someone who's, like, than taking pictures is, like, I mean, it's ruining the fun of it is, like, the thought of going back to it. Oh, he's a picture of a bird. Isn't that nice? Yeah. Why don't you take a picture of a fat bride roaming in serpentine fashion down the aisle

and you're fucking there's no light so your focus isn't working you're manly tracking her and she's just sweating and you're trying to find one fucking frame where she isn't just you know bleeding out of her mouth with fat you didn't sorry go ahead that's a challenge and then once you once you do that nothing else feels real anymore yeah no no it's a picture of a little of a chipmunk I took you did take a brilliant picture of your cat once so it looked like he was fishing what if I had the throat the toy which the flexi wand with the little fishing line in the end or like a the feather at the end but he's kind of going like and it looks like he's fishing and it's like it and i feel like that

could be that picture could be on like trash keys and stuff it could be i mean i didn't do it so he would look like he was fishing i'm just at this point a very good photographer and i i had my camera around and a new cat and i intuitively was just able to one hand do that and the other hand take really good pictures of dynamic action i discovered what my cat was doing it could be on a little knick-knack and it says gone fish or not that's how that it'll be funny if that's how we uh get out of this this rat race is by selling chotchkes i thought we're always gonna make a comedy but in podcasting but it's gonna be selling dog shit chotchkes the fucking losers who are suffering from ivermecting poisoning um so yeah so you can get this pace

for your horse but what people are doing is going to the horse store buying these ivermectopase and then taking it to treat their i guess treat their COVID i'm not i assume that's just trying to prevent COVID but they're getting very very sick they're getting there's people on the internet like who are getting sick and then i guess not want to go with doctor and like i've seen this meme shit or like this screenshot share a few times where it's like please someone i'm very worried my my shit is turning black of and blood and uh i can't even wipe anymore and I was shoving my ass into this

and this thing because it's basically just a stronger your digestive system I guess because it's not made for humans why did people think it would work because it's Ivermectin because it's Ivermectin but it's a horse dosage

like I guess the amount of my hermectin you would use is like a very small amount so if they just took like a little nibble of it maybe they would I don't think people would understand like what a nibble is when you're taking something

that horse takes Like you're probably not squeezing a whole bottle On through a horse's mouth either Right You're probably giving him a nibble And so I don't know So people are very getting very sick from that Why do we bring up

Ivermectin? Was there a reason for that? Well, I think that was the reason That sounds That's how you definitely rationalized Going to the coffee shop I'll just take some ibhamctin paste I'll take some iremectin paste

I get to feel like a horse for a day I actually take it. I don't even take it to cure COVID when I get. I take it as a... Just a feel like a horse? Yeah. Does it feel one with a horse? Do you ever just wish you were a horse and not just through riding a horse?

Yeah, sure. Which is a predominant fantasy? Well, riding the horse at this point in my life, I don't think I would want to be a horse. That actually sounds stressful. Why? How? Because it's like... There's no responsibility.

You know, you just fucking... Yeah, I mean, what if you... What if your owner is cruel? your landlord's cruel whatever whatever yeah but your landlord can't beat you yeah you can and starve you I mean this is a lot of horror stories in this country the past few years look they could turn off you're being very privileged right now you can they could they can turn it I don't think people typically contend with their landlord beating them well maybe maybe not in America as much I don't know if I'd want to be a tenant in the middle of their utilities off sure like during the

I don't know if I want to be leasing a studio apartment in Kabul right now. I don't say that. You might have to, you know, get... You think landlords just whip their tenants in Kabul. I mean, it depends on, you know, how nice the shared amenities are. You know, if I was a landlord in Kabul, I'm just saying I don't want to do this stuff. I'm not saying everyone in Afghanistan does. But when you're in an environment where I don't say, you can't call it lawless because they seem to have a law.

laws, especially about women. So I don't know if you call it, but there's a, like, it's not as much infrastructure at the moment, I think, and I don't get a Taliban is the most robust municipal services government. You know what I mean? I'm saying response time. No. I'm just saying.

Probably like trash pickup isn't very consistent. Yeah. I mean, you know, so in that kind of environment, not to disparage anyone, but the kind of people who might drive wouldn't otherwise, people who are like, you know, let me see what get away with. And, you know, if I'm a landlord, I'm a landlord, I'm. I'm giving you a nice sauna, for instance. I maybe, oh, hey, I gave me a sauna.

I can whip a couple times and can't really complain. It's a good deal. Hey, I put a gym in the basement. Why can't I put a gag in your mouth? What's a month? You can, what you can call the cops on me? I just, this is very reasonable rent. This is not expensive.

I should be able to, you know, burn your child. Right? No, not right. Just saying. I'm just saying, uh, help me here. What was that?

What tangent are we on? The arremectin paste. Yeah. And me wanting to be a horse. Yeah. All right. So I'm just saying, yeah.

So just cruelty abounding. You could be killed by you. You love these serial killers. Like all women do. You're all? I wouldn't say I love the serial killers. I think it's informative to, you know, listen to how they did their crimes.

I mean, I would buy this. You've made this point that. no i'm not like every other girl who fetishizes ted bundy and uh manson all this crap uh i'm actually watching this so i learn yeah but i would buy if you had like a notebook and you were watching these things and instead of like you know getting ammo for when you masturbate later on you were like writing notes and you were like kind of like taking the best strategies from each serial killer and like you know kind of building your own kind of uh

exit plan for if you get you know i build exit plans based on what i hear i listen i listen to you know one podcast in particular and they don't romanticize these guys they you know they they they talk about them very harshly like it's like but you know they give little details about how they got into like people's you know locking your door is the one thing i've seen you do is like close the latch lock on our apartment door which is already locked yeah okay double security that's that's that's the That's why you devoted all your leisure time to, like, reveling in the trophies of a psychopaths. If we ever move and we have a house or something in a child,

I might actually do this little door trick that I've heard of. What's the door trick? Don't, what should we say? Should we put it out there in the world or should keep it to ourselves? Well, I don't think that knowing what the door trick is won't offend you against the door trick. Okay. So it's basically behind a locked door. Yeah.

You prop a chair. Well, it's been in movies forever. So if somebody comes in. Wait, who told you that? Wait, wait. The chair gets knocked over. Okay, is that, is that what they're doing there? Okay.

Because, look, first of all, that's not a trick you learned watching. That's something that you've seen every single movie, but anyone... I've never seen it in a movie. You've never seen putting people popping the thing in the door? No. I've wondered if that was the reason, or people just thought, like, it doesn't seem like it would stop anything. So it's just there, so you hear the door. So every day you just shove a door, a chair in your door.

Yeah, night. Yeah. that way you can look him in the eye right before he slush you drove you'll you get up but oh what's that noise and you come out oh that's my fault thank you luce uh uh that was that was that was that was that buddy call me look it wouldn't save me because i would sleep through the chair crashing you get you a gun if i get you a gun will you will you shoot people with it just randomly no if need be would you would you be would you be i could shoot a person No matter how cute you think he is,

how charming or sexy, and, like, how, how, how, how, kind of turned on you are by his just kind of lazy, fair attitude towards life? Would you be able to shoot him? Yeah, look, I would absolutely shoot a serial killer. Okay, what about some guy who might be a serial killer? Like, what...

What situation would I be in where I wasn't sure? Some guys just, like, trying to ask you questions about yourself, like, you know? No, I'm not going to shoot a man for asking questions. You know, it's like asking you a boyfriend. Yeah, I don't think that's an appropriate reason to shoot someone. If it was advice to you to like some kind of fancy, expensive dinner tells you you're pretty. Questions, so I'm questioning things I, about me, putting me down. Helping you to second guess things I've told you about yourself.

Would you be able to shoot that? I try to build my self-esteem up. Yeah, try, you know, try to get meddle in your, meddling my affairs. Would you be able to shoot them then? That's no, or maybe? I don't think I would shoot mad. Could we get you to that point? Can I gaslight you to the point where you're shooting guys like?

I mean, because honestly, that's just good practice. That would be a certain, that would be a crazy level of control. If you could make me, get me to a point mentally where I would just automatically shoot anyone who hit on me. This is actually a cool idea for a movie. Yeah. We should make this movie. And then there would be a scene. where the door is prepped on the door.

Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just like, I gaslit you a million times that was, that was not, I shouldn't say gaslit. But I lectured you a million times this doesn't work about, it's against the train use against me. Yeah. Excuse me.

We'll move on, I guess. We talked about the amicting paste. I'm a little over the place today, even though you're supposed to keep me on track a little bit, but you are what I'm saying. Like, I need you to remind me, you need to be refreshed,

the refresh page today. Why don't we talk about Texas? Well, I was about to, yeah. I thought I was supposed to keep you on track. I'm sorry. I just want to make sure I covered the eyevermecting face,

even though it wasn't even one of my topics. So people are shitting and dying. Oh, horses. So you wouldn't want to, yeah, we'll go on the Texas thing. So you wouldn't want to roll them around and eat dirt and like,

fuck other horses. Well, that's the other thing. I just think eating is more fun as a human being. Is it? Yeah. You get to eat more a variety of things. Yeah, we don't eat a variety of. You eat Japanese every night,

and I get the same super sandwich. We might as well as have a bucket of oats and apples and milk. And, yeah, I mean, you just have cool hair. Yeah, that's true. We get the fucking, fucking humans. I like the idea of being able to run really fast. I would love, that would be dope. That would be really cool.

Also, that thing when, like, you know, know humans try to get you to fuck them yeah and like there's a whole group of guys like they're a famous thing that happened where a group of guys they have like a harness set up and like so that they would hold the horse I guess yeah and then you would penetrate the guy which I didn't even know the guys asked him would take a horse dick at all that went too far but then that moment when like you realize that like oh like they're using me but then I my dick killed them yeah I don't want to kill people with my dick like it's not even something you can enjoy as a human if you do once you're a fucking maniac but the idea it does feel like a rocky

moment or a gladiator right where like that horse probably was very happy yeah like oh because a is just like i got my captors well it's like imagine but also my dick killed him imagine being raped as a woman or something and then all of a sudden some protrusion just jets out of your pussy and kills the guy yes uh would you so you're agreeing to put the gun in your pussy sure i'll put it I got on my post. Nice. That feels fair because, like, yeah, if he's asking you to go over on a date, you can say no. But, like, if there's no reasons Dick should be there.

Yeah, that's true. If his dick gets shot, there is no moral ambiguity here. I mean, I guess, like, you know, women might say she has a right to cheat on you, and she does. But I don't know if I have the rights. Well, I mean, I can't, like. Maybe the legal, right? Yeah, I can't be sitting there going, like, well, you deserve to not get a kid. I mean, it is what it is.

I mean, that's just that this is not the ideal to. situation, but I have to write. This is a very dark scenario. I have the right to ask you to put a gun in your pussy to shoot a dick if anyone and fuck you. I know the gun's there and I'll disarm it first. Texas, speaking of things and pussies. Pussy law.

Pussy law. That's good. We should change the abortion law as to pussy law. So Texas has created this bill. I'm a little fuzzy on the time. line of what happened when. I'm not sure if last night was when they passed the law or is when the Supreme Court decided it's not doing anything about it.

But they have a law now in Texas, a ban on abortions after six weeks, which is effectively all abortions. Yeah. I mean, so I made the point. I was reading just like they were doing IVF and, you know, they were, you know, injecting themselves with their husbands come or whatever trying to get pregnant. Yeah. And so they were like at, like, studying it.

like trying to figure out like what and the soonest day we're able to get the doctors were able to tell if you're pregnant is four and a half weeks right that's someone like watching your pussy or your uterus or whatever the fuck and then on top of that it's Texas so there's probably a bunch of also laws about like you've got to wait a week and then you got to get 50 ultrasounds sure I'm sure it's all sorts of stuff but basically they're treating this is effectively a ban on abortions in Texas um I don't think there's a rape someone said there was a rape but disqualification How does that work? Do you have to prove that you were raped? Or can you just say you were raped? Like women always do. Is that what you're trying to say? That's my concern.

Why don't we use, hey, ladies, how about we just use the oldest trick in our book? Well, look, it is the kind of thing like considering how scared people are at false rape accusations. It's like it is the kind of the exact kind of thing that would incentivize. It would, but I don't think there is. Someone said there was, and then I was reading there isn't.

Yeah. Also, there's a own medical exemption. There might be, again, this is not the point. How do you feel about this as a woman? I think it's great. No, I mean, look, I, for a while I was, I hadn't read about this because I'm on a blackout of news and knowledge of all kinds. but like I used to follow the Texas stuff like pretty closely and like it's like at this point it's a lost cause

like there's barely any abortion clinics to begin with it's like get the fuck out of Texas oh is that true there's already been years of uh I think there's like one left like it's like you know it's crazy I think you could count them on one hand really in all of Texas yeah that can't be true no yeah I mean it's weird because it's a huge state for how long the whole time that Rovue weights been going on or

the whole time that like these like legal battles. Okay, like past 10 years probably. Yeah, like past 10 years. I know that was an issue with some states like where there's like only one of the board, but I thought Texas. I mean, they're massive.

Yeah. They got to have like, you know, even if they had a couple dozen, they wouldn't be like enough to service everyone. No, like the state government like just basically hit all these clinics with these like crazy regulations that are completely unnecessary. But it's like you have to not rape the patient.

Yeah. Look, I know, I know, I know she has. sex, so she's a whore. You have to not use the abortion clinic for trial porn shoots. Doctor, doctor, I understand that because she, you know, she's had intercourse, obviously, so she's a whore. This is clear, but you still can rape her. That's not, we don't have a law that's eating rape horrors.

You can't eat the child after it's been aborted. That's just ridiculous. That's, yeah, I mean, look, we're a Christian, we're a Christian state. Yeah. yeah so i mean it's not great what do you think of it like do you think this is uh the supreme court should stop this yeah look of course but it's like you know it's like i don't even know this i i get what you're the unway of what you're doing here because it is kind of like at this point giving every i don't know what the demarcation line for this is five years 10 years yeah

but for a while now everything has been fucked i get it if you're you're rich and you can just fly your teenage daughter or whatever to another state and get an abortion and come back but it's like but you know like it's it's i mean it's also look it's called so shitty to just say people should because that's not as easy as it seems either but it's like but it should but you know it's like it's ridiculous at this point at certain point like i mean at least don't move to texas yeah can we stop can we stop with the joe rogans and the ilam but enough this is not the comedy capital of the world this is a place where they fucking want to outlaw abortion and fucking carry guns around and

fucking not and not sell i don't know what they do over there they're crazy people yeah uh they're not i don't i don't austin is just like a fucking demarcation it's like a dmz it's fucking people just getting killed in the streets and you can't even feel bad for all women because probably a lot of the women who live there for life like it's like you know it's like it's just it's a culture of like people don't like abortions over there they don't they really don't like abortions now the thing about it's not just an abortion ban yeah it's because apparently the reason for this the reason it's hard for they want to make it hard to go to the supreme court like challenge this um so typically you know you would you know file a uh a lawsuit against the i guess

the state senate or senator who passed the law or something or attorney general yeah but uh in this case to avoid that I'm not like super up on exactly the minutia of how it works but they've basically structured this so that they've made it so this is not a ban per se as far as the state's senator or something it's allowing

people to sue any person to sue any person can sue I can sue anyone I suspect of having an abortion illegally and win $10,000 I don't even know how like It doesn't sound like any law or any kind of law.

I've ever heard. I mean, I'm a paralegal. I know I'm not a lawyer, but I did study stuff in paralegal studies for two years. And I studied laws, different types of laws, the foundations of laws. This seems to break every tenet of, like, English common law, Western law, infrastructure, the polyamac law. Nothing works like this. You're basically, you're basically, you're basically, yeah, like, you, and you could not just sue. I think maybe that the patient.

I think the patient may not get sued. I'm not sure about that. that but they can do a doctor yeah they can see anyone helps facilitate it it's like an uber driver which is like an uber driver but i didn't even make sense they i think they actually said an uber driver wow unless that me again again we're living in the world so how would this word so if you if you're in like a tupperware club yeah and you suspect some other lady in the topperware club got an abortion recently yeah you you you would do some detective work You turn your Nancy Drew Slut cap

And you would fucking You would snoop through a garbage You would look, you would look You see, you know, try See there's anything I've beenckton in their garbage And you just take that, eat that. And then, you know, and then, no, but like, I don't know, you fucking, I don't think you have to prove

Uh, too, I don't even know how it worked. How do you prove someone had the abortion or not? Like, I'm, I'm, this is my, this is my. You've got to be a really big rat to get some like that done yeah well and people are going just weaponizing the poverty because people who are poor will do this and it's like maybe it's also like a certain point we stop fucking

imagine if this abortion bill ended up ending poverty in Texas I mean I don't care how hungry your kids are that's that's low yeah I mean a certain point we got to stop letting people Like people act like Sell your body for Christ saying I'm saying Go to night school Do something

I'm like I'm not I'm not way to shit's on people Who don't money But like at a certain point We can't just excuse You don't be proven You're talking about people in poverty Fucking go go go play the

Backyard need the apples I don't want to tell you You can't excuse someone Raton on abortion It's like you know This is not like These aren't like people Who are mentally handicapped

Or just like you know roaming the streets They're just people who are not on money Yeah. I know poverty sucks, but like we can't use it just to, you know, you know, you're not allowed to be poor. Like, oh, this guy is so poor. They fucking, I'm going to make a rape joke.

It's going to turn into one of those, like, Penny Hoarder articles. How I made $100,000 this year. Ratted out 10 women who had abortion. I mean, honestly, we want to do some projects, right? Yeah. We would like to make an independent film at some point. Yeah. And, uh, yeah.

know it takes a lot of money right now you could fucking do a go fund me or some shit but should we just go spend a year in texas and just you know i mean i feel like we're smart of abortion bounty hunters yeah we're smarter than the average uh bear we can fucking we we i feel like with your knowledge of the female anatomy and my uh charm and guile we can we we can go we'll hang out bars where loose women hang out and we'll chat them up and we'll uh we'll we'll get some fake paraphernalia for our baby who we aborted you know basically

we'll have these kind of like ruse that we kind of establish in the middle of loose women bars where we talk about how great how happy we are that we have our abortions and and we're celebrating the one year anniversary of our abortion

and you know and we lure these people in yeah and then you know they share their lives with us maybe we could seduce them into threesome and actually create pregnant women that we could rat out. Oh, interesting. So I have to, I have to impregnate these women.

Yeah, but I could be there too. I mean, are we splitting the money? I feel like at this point I should be getting, you know, a lion's share of, you know, or at least a two-thirds split here. It's my come. could we I don't know how it works I mean you just kind of like

I guess you have to get a lawyer and then like you know this is gonna be we're gonna have like a bunch of like just abortion yeah I mean wouldn't the price of the lawyer almost make it not worth it lawyers don't cost 10 grand I mean for like you know

it's not gonna be a huge case probably you get one of those lawyers do they only you only pay them if they win yeah but I think there's a fixed amount like 10 grand this is probably just a boon to the lawyers I mean, the only saving grace will be a bunch of people who throw out like, oh, this is our, this is our ticket.

We're finally, we're finally out of this rat race of poverty. And then you find out you only got like 500 bucks. Because the lawyer, it probably will happen. Yeah. Great point. These lawyers are all just, this is all just to get, you know, 10 different lawyers, like, you know, a different lawyer, like, you know, a different boat. She's a giant scam.

I feel like, I want to do something about this. Yeah. Because look, I kind of don't even want to fit. I grew up pro-life, my parents' pro-life. I grew up, you know, I was famously anti-abortion. I think I talked about, you know, my Eagle Scout Court of Honor, how, you know, what your goal, like, you're going to kind of have some essay. And, like, about what you want to achieve and stuff.

And, like, I think I wrote about how I want to use my skills to help, you know, end abortion in America. like so to bring up like really yeah it was pretty crazy um so i i'm sympathetic to people who you know uh want to you know control women's bodies yeah um well you had that fantasy you may have talked about it before we talked about like a week or we brought up again or the pregnant woman yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah well okay that woman that woman was in any uh danger of getting abortion yeah very happily pregnant woman i think and we're just using her as an example You had this fancy. She was going to get an abortion.

You stopped it. I have a husband, you fat fuck. You ever to raise the baby for? What? There's the fact that you get the advantage that you're offering to help raise her baby. Yeah. It's just so cute. Thank you.

Well, it's not, look. I mean, it's the kind of a thing. Yeah, because you look, man, we're just a certain age and there's nothing going on. And their job sucks. And, uh, you guys, I'm, you guys, I'm. You're probably because of a hot girl. Got some baby, but it's not even your baby. I was raising it.

So you can feel good about yourself. Yeah. It's like if it's my baby, I'm wiping his ass. I probably wouldn't be wiping his ass. I'm helping with the kid. So I get this, I mean, I'm providing the money. Yeah. You live in my apartment.

You know, and I'll do stuff with the kid. But like, you know, the lion's share of the gross stuff, you know, it's your baby. It's not my baby. You just pull that. Like you would help her raise the baby, but you'd pull that. All the time. Whatever, all the time. Like, put yourself in that shoe and try, you know, ask me to help something.

Hey, um, sorry, I'm just so tired. Would you, would you mind changing Dennis? Look, I mean, hey, hey, first of all, I love you so much. Thank you. I love you, too. I'm so glad they could help pull you out of that situation. Oh, well, I really appreciate it. And, uh, you're beautiful.

And this is great. and I have a family now. That being said, it's just, I feel like it's just not, I, it's a little intimate of an exchange. I'm not really the father. You know, but I do have these Triscuits. Yeah, but you let him call you. You encourage him to call you daddy.

It's good for him to have that someone there that can call Daddy. For sure. I mean, look, I'm willing to allow for it to be that guy for him in his head. But, you know, it's like, you know, it's not really like kids. But I do have this box of Trist. You can have something. You want this is friscus? I paid for it.

I, hey, I can pay for the food. This is what I do. This is a nice partner. That's obviously not a terrible exchange. Yeah, I wish I was the worst person.

I can't like, my version of being a total scumbag is going to just politely saying, hey, you live here for free. You want triscus? Not like burning her with cigarettes. Hey, whore. And just like,

I like the real version would be someone beating her because like even though he invited her to live here you just waking up drunk and like you fucking that's some other guy's kid like you ask me to live you fucking whore you eat my triscuits I pay for these trisket yeah I'm a good person I guess

I wish I was well no no I don't know what honestly look you can do it when we're alone it's one thing but you're not trying to condemn you here. There is something wounding to me about hearing you say

awe. I'm not sure why. Why? I don't know because I'm not trying to be some teddy bear. I wish I could help burn some woman

with cigarettes. I still have it in me. I feel like I'm not a man. You aspire to be the kind of man who would burn a woman with cigarette? Aspire assumes that like I think I could I know I can't do it.

So it's like, you know, I'm just lamenting the fact that I'm not really a man. A real man burns women with a cigarette. He's not proud of it per se. There's a spectrum of people who do it But you just want to have that kind of rage inside it's kind of like when you watch Mad Men

Don wasn't always beaten his wife But there was a couple of times when he was abusive towards her Well, there's one I think there's only one scene where he like He kind of shakes her a little bit Is that all he does? I feel like there's scenes where he was like very Were just very drunk and abusive to her

Flashes of it I mean it was an idea that you know I mean emotionally abusive For sure Yeah they lie about being a soldier Yeah lying to her cheating on her always Well, you know, she was kind of annoying. She was like a child in a woman's body.

Yeah. Yeah. And she has shaky hands. Betty Draper, the handshakeer. Watch Madman if you don't get this. But anyway, if you have watched bad men, we're not doing a great job with the analogy here. So it probably wouldn't make sense of anyway.

But he's rape with a handshake. Remember when he hit me his wife all the time? No, we didn't do that. You're thinking. of MIPD Blue or something. So you can sympathize with people who are against abortion. You've been in there. To a point.

You've walked a mile. Wow, that was a long detour. Yeah, to a pure point. Thank you. But that's exactly, that was a great. That was a great comeback. Thank you. They have to acknowledge it, but that's fucking abnormal.

The fans are thanking you right now. So I don't want to say, at this point, not much, because I fuck off. Yeah. You know, there's so much. There's a problem with, like, you know, know, pro-life people. It's just, the world is literally falling apart. You know, we just allowed Afghanistan to collapse into a, you know,

a sinkhole of despair and violence and rape for how many decades. We invade Iraq for no reason. This was 20 years ago, by the way. This is like, now it was COVID to fucking this. Everything is wrong. Yeah. Everything was wrong with the world. Right?

Yeah. And then, oh, we got climate change. We got fucking, uh, what else? Violence is going to come back. Violence is making a big comeback. Yeah. Uh, that gives me, you know, we, we, we made this perfect storm. We were like, we didn't do anything about cops shooting black kids or anyone, I guess.

But we also got the cops to stop enforcing crimes. We found that perfect mixture. Right. We're like, well, we didn't actually do anything. And like, but we just treat. did cops in such a way where like they just don't they don't want to do anything anymore yeah like it's just a self-admitting sometimes even yeah you know the the nest right i mean fascinated what we're doing in this country i'm not saying you shouldn't hold cops accountable but like pick

us pick something do right think about how you're gonna do it first don't just start causing acab and then not following through and then now get the worst of both worlds right oh it's Well, when they say it's a 300% rise in violent crime, it doesn't, it's actually not that big. Okay, that's glass half full. I think there's an argument that there was maybe always going to be a rise in violent crime after COVID. But like, but still. Why? What?

Why? Because people are unemployed. There's mass unemployment. I mean, it's, I think, like, the biggest, like, factors. I don't always mass unemployment. People can't get jobs. people fill jobs up yeah but there's still like

there's something there is some kind of thing where it's like when people are unemployed more crime happens yeah because it's not actually like people just don't have shit to do they feel yeah exactly right okay at least make that point but it's like

but yeah also like abolishing the police is stupid it is and that's not the point the point of bringing all this up is like it ain't really great. But what we got to do is just get a shitload more people in here. Right. You should be able to tap out and your parents can do it before you.

I don't know why we need, oh, it's murder. All right, well, why don't you do something about the murders in Afghanistan or fucking or Finland or there's not much in Finland? Yeah. But whatever. They don't want to care. So I'm not that sympathetic. It's just, it's a fucking thing.

I don't know if I think it's all women in control, like control women's bodies. it seems like it's got at least part of it I mean I feel like it's part it's part trying to control women's bodies and I've definitely seen people who like that does seem to be their main motivation well interesting tell me about that because I have a hard time

visualizing it although I do kind of a concede that would be the logical well as like the same people I would I guess maybe these are the more extreme people but it's like the same people who are like against abortion and birth control like it's like it's just so that like women Oh, so you think, like, you know, I think of as to say,

so it's basically, the idea is basically that these people, doesn't much want control over your body per se, like to be weird, Dr. Mangalus or whatever. Yeah. But do they want to go back to a time when women were chatteled? They just want women to have to give birth. And I feel like a lot of the time is also connected with some weird, like, that can't just be the, that can't be.

With some weird paranoia about birth rates going down. Like, it's like, you know, there's definitely that breed of person. Oh, so this is possible that this is possible. This is a reaction to these ideas that, you know, minorities are demographically going to take over. I think it ties in sometimes. That's not as possible. But then I think there's also people who are just kind of dumb passivists.

Right. Who think that like under no circumstances can you like kill a grouping of cell? Like it's like, you know, it's just kind of like it's this idea that it's like all killing is tantamans. Well, it's a Catholic, but it's also, in my experience, that's all the only time they care about is this is just this yeah and oftentimes they're like kind of pro death penalty even though they say you're not right like they're much more you know pro anti-abortion than they are anti-death penalty even though the Catholic church technically doesn't and the pope will call on be like hey don't kill that guy at the last minute yeah I mean honestly I'm sorry my throat keeps getting dry because

this I'm still getting over this sickness I guess I'm just like more pro killing than a lot than some people because like if we could figure out some of the issues with the death penalty like the racial disparities, people getting sent to, sentenced to death, like kind of like haphazardly. Yeah. Like, it's like if we could, and maybe we can't, maybe we can't get rid of those things, and that's the argument for not having it.

Right. But if we could and the only people who are getting the death penalty were like real serial killers and rapists and child killers. Sure. I don't know if I'd be against it. No, I'm not against in theory. It's like, no, the state shouldn't kill. Well, there's arguments for that, but like, you know,

But fuck that. I would love to watch, you know, people get excused for, you know, traffic tickets. I mean, that would also be fun. I mean, like, look, Rome seemed to have a good time, the Romans. And they watch these Christians getting eaten by lions. Right. After today, wouldn't you like to see a Christian who'd be eaten by a lion? It'd be kind of nice.

I'm just saying. So I don't know. I want to do something to help. Right. And I don't definitely want to build another database of people. I don't know like the excelsior past with COVID right but I do kind of want to keep I don't want to be the guy who keeps tabs on people but I kind of want to keep tabs on people who would otherwise have been aborted and they were alive I want to be so I want to know who they are right so I could treat them poorly the people who are only born because a woman was legally prohibited from having abortion yes I want I want to treat them very poorly they should be second class citizens not officially but I should be able to to treat them as such. What kinds of things would...

I'm not saying that she was... I'm not making some legal case. Like, well, like, it's retaliation. The, uh, the blue states will now have a database. I'm not making... But I just want to be mean to... What kinds of things? What kind of treatment do you imagine?

Um, like if I'm in a bar and, uh, and it's a very, you know, this guy celebrating his birthday was buddy. Mm-hmm. And it's kind of, you know, it's not a very crowded bar. so uh you know just kind of you kind of overhear someone's conversation maybe this is kind of an implicit thing where like you know you can kind of chime in if you're not an asshole right like you know like oh i heard you're talking about the nets you know the nix such such or such blah blah blah and nick's talk right that would be fine so if you're like hey he's telling the bartender's his birthday and he's going

like you know hey uh and she's giving him a shot you know 20 years you're trying to go the other day I was almost aborted. But thank God for this crazy law in Texas. And my mom couldn't, my whore mother couldn't abort me. My mother was a real whore, apparently. But she was stopped from the boarding me. And I'll hear us and I go, a piece of shit.

Excuse me? Fawkins, a piece of shit. I'm pretty drunk at this point. Fucking disgusting. So it's not a database. It's just people. announcing that on 30 years ago to this date

I was almost deported Well that's a good point You actually brought a very good point That my example had nothing to do With the database But you could see the benefit of it In the moment And wouldn't it be nice

That I could do it to be What do they have to make some kind of What do they have to wear Some kind of identifying marking You're trying to make What you're trying to do right now Is make this out as much as possible As you can

Like the Holocaust and then and then somehow time meetings with the Holocaust. But we don't kill them. We don't kill them. This is a strategy you're doing. You're trying to tie me to Hitler. I'm not going to let you. It's a Holocaust without death.

It's funny. I brought up the Holocaust last night, sidebar. I ordered some. Oh, right, right. No, no, definitely say those. I ordered some a bottle of whiskey from, you know, one of these apps that you buy whiskey from. Right.

And the guy comes and he's a, I, get my passport because, you know, I license expired, whatever, and he's scanning it, and it doesn't work, you know, what happened? He hits, he hit the wrong button, and now it won't let him do it. And he gets on the phone with the app, people, and they're like, and I'm getting the kind of, I mean, I'm being polite for a while, and I'm getting in front. I'm standing in my doorway with some stranger with a bottle of fucking bourbon,

and he's talking this fucking idiot on customer service person on the phone who's just like, you know, you got to return it to the, a star, I guess. And I'm like, that can't be the answer. Right. This is the fucking future. We're living in the future. Abortion's illegal.

But I got right. I mean, I was charged for this whiskey, right? You're not going to leave without. It's like, oh, it'll be returned. And I'm like, no, this is ridiculous. I mean, this is like, I've done this a couple times a week for months. Like, and then the person in the phone is going, like, oh, we have to follow the protocol.

I start screaming. This is why the Holocaust happened. and I felt bad only because, you know, the guy didn't do. She was awful. Yeah. You know, this is a, women have a way of being really annoying on the phone. Well, she wasn't like, I've never heard of somebody just answering a phone and there's no one else who can talk to. Yeah, I caught myself, but I just scream.

Yeah, I'm a white guy. This is a black guy delivering the whiskey, whatever, black man. and some woman who, you know, is she white or not? I don't know. But at one point I screamed, get your manager on the phone. And I don't think I'd say anything wrong inherently, but it is, am I a Karen?

You're a Karen. So, you know, it's a moment of introspection. Perhaps I Karen the bit here. But, you know, but the idea, we have to follow what the app says. She literally said that. Yeah. We have to follow what the app says.

This is the future We used an app This The app told you to put juice in the oven You're doing it? I used to think no But apparently Ivermectin paste

Do you want to talk about This week's Batman? Excuse me I'm saying the runness Of this sinus thing Sure This is The, well, I, okay, we'll come back to the, uh, I saw that stuff to talk about the abortion stuff.

Oh, I'm sorry. No, that's finish. Well, I just had this idea that, um, we could maybe, like, start, like, a abortion thing in the back of a van. A mobile abortion clinic. Yeah. I think they had those in the 70s. There's not much to this. Before Roe versus Wade.

I should have just taken. A lot of women died in them. All right, but we, look, we have generators now, and we have, like, LED lights. That's true. We could actually get, we know how to do abortions now. Yeah, we have phones. We do with YouTube videos showing you how to shove the battery inside or. So we'll be watching the YouTube video following along as we perform the abortions?

Look, a lot of doctors actually know what you're doing so well. They don't have to. But I think a lot of doctors would probably do themselves and their patients of service by just following a YouTube video. All right? I mean, like, they all think they remember the steps to a surgery. I think, you know, cute. Look, professionals on TV.

have cue cards don't they just saying maybe doctor you know i'm not i don't think it's the worst thing that are this is what i'm telling people who are coming to our elite elicit abortion clinic hey you see you watch you're watching a youtube video hey you know uh letterman had cue cards what you want to do pull out you cooler um yeah so maybe we'll do that this uh batman which Lucy just mentioned is part of my series of depression Batman's the Batman's that I buy because I'm depressed

not at the moment depressed per se but just a general malaise you know whatever I'm not exactly am I the picture of mental health I got into buying Batman's whatever this is the last night

on Earth Batman it's from a mini series by Scott Snyder and Greg Caput and he's wearing a, you thought this, what did you think this was? A straight jacket. Oh, no, no, no. It was an, I thought it was an astronaut's uniform.

He looks like an astronaut uniform, but he's actually a straight jacket. Bruce Wayne wakes up as Batman in a mental asylum. It's not a big part of the story. He breaks that right away. He's carrying, it's this dystopian thing. The story is whatever, but I like the fact he's carrying a Joker head. The Joker had talks in the comic. Oh.

Yeah, and I like the idea that Batman and him are friends. Even they don't act very friendly. Is he like Joker kind of a sidekick in this? Kind of. I mean, he's antagonistic, but like, you know, what can he do? Yeah. He's just, you know, he's, you know, he's busting his balls. And Batman's, you know, shut out of you, stupid joker.

Is there an explanation for the head or is it just there? A lot of shit went down and he got hurt by someone. I don't know why he's a lot. No, not particularly. To extend to like, how was he? How and why? No. this sounds fun yeah it's crazy it's fun that I start thinking like who's who would you carry

around in the post-apocalypse no abortion uh hellscape um if you woke like who whose head would you carry around in the jar you can pick anyone anyone I would pick multiple people I would like to have Henry Kissinger head in the jar oh that's good and they go around to different uh countries that you know we've ravaged over the years and um you're sightseeing it looks kind of like that movie uh as good as it gets is everything no what's what's the one uh with old um jack niggleston when he goes when he's going around uh come on the road trip yeah but by himself he's like his old house is a fucking tire shop now oh um smit something schmidt right yeah Kimmy Schmidt.

I am Schmidt. Life of Schmidt. Schmidt. I would carry around the head of Carl Pansram. Carl Panseran are the famous rapists? Yeah. The rape were of dock workers? Of men.

Right. Of full-grown men. Oh, the stevedores, dock workers. Yeah. Longshoremen. Mm-hmm. Yes. Jack Nicholson.

Also had a bizarrely articulate journal about it. About how much you love sodomy. Can you read that? Is that out there? Yeah, you can read it. About Schmidt. So it's me and I'm about Schmidt, but I'm with Churchill. And we're going to, like, Cambodia and Laos.

And it's just like, but like, you know, oh, this used to be where we trained the guys to do the rape Hoomter. You know, the Hoonter? Hoonta, yeah. Yeah, like where they rape all the peasant women, and this was going to, it was a strategy of me Nixon came up with. They just have the women be raped. But now it's a McDonald's. And then it's just, it's kind of like that very quirky, like, you know, like mid-2000s indie movie. But that kind of like, like a David O. Russell kind of thing.

But you want to take Carl Panzer around the head. But he can't rape anyone. He's ahead. Yeah, but he can talk about how much he'd like to rape the men we see. But then he's going to get you raped. All he can do is run his big mouth. and he goes, he's a few pieces. I just picture you in a bar.

This is why I'm a good boyfriend because I'm picturing this. I'd be carrying him around and he'd be going sodomy for breakfast, sawdome for lunch, sodomy for dinner. That sounds cute. Which is actually a quote from his journal. I mean, honestly, it's getting a little self-aware. It's jumping the shark a little. I talk about a lot, but I don't know if I like the idea.

I mean, it's one thing to just rape because you're a monster and you, but only rape men because, like, you know, you're not like some pussy. like all the other serial killers. Right. But I don't like the idea. Like, was he just, half of this just branding himself? Hey, you know, look at me.

I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the stevedore rapist. He was trying to sell. Souds me for breakfast. Sawhed me for lunch. All right, it's getting a little hack. I'm also picturing a scene where you're in a bar. Okay. And there's a bunch of, you know, grizzly men who, you know,

you wouldn't want to be alone with per se. And maybe you would, but, you know, whatever. They wouldn't care if you, if you, if you did or not. There's a point. Weirdly enough, this sounds a lot like Carl Pan's Rams' origin story. This is my point. Yeah.

And he, and Carl, and you're drinking, you're drinking a fucking beer. And he's got a shot that he kind of, like, weans his head into and sips. And he starts going off,

oh, look at these chuds over here, these chokes. Yeah, exactly kind of boys. I would have raped back in the dead. All three are, you were raped you ever saw to me.

Right in the ass mouth, tits, ear. Oh, you, you wouldn't have able to stop me. Oh,

what a rape it would have been. Yeah, well, and they're going to look at you,

you're such you, and then they get so frustrated and offended and hurt. I don't want to

say it, but you know, you're in the crosshairs now. Well, has put you in the crosshairs. That's when I

pull out the posy gun. Woo! And you thought that was an asshole for you know. That's nice.

That's, That's why you need a pussy gun. That's why. Because sometimes, you know, the rapist head that you carry around with you gets into trouble. Yeah. We have left Afghanistan for good or for now. We're out. All the people are gone.

I think we left like 200 people behind, which seems like a lot. Yeah. But they couldn't get to the airport. They couldn't get to the airport for some reason. I mean, what is Delta Force doing? I know, I know, you know, this is not a movie, and, like, you know, I'm not a little kid anymore, and we don't just do whatever we want. But after 20, I mean, the special operations, in Afghanistan, when it started out,

it's just special operations guys, like in special forces and Delta and all those dudes, you know, in the early days of the war, I think expanded beyond that. But, you know, I'm saying, the joint special operations command post-9-11 was radically expanded. Part of why we wanted Iraq was airspace so we could launch all these war on terror missions or whatever.

I mean it's bullshit, whatever. Point is, I'm not saying they're Superman, but they can't run with those Black Hawk down those little Wurley Bird helicopters and get these people from the fucking middle of Kabul or whatever to the air, or they couldn't get to the airport.

Go get them. Right. There's 200. It's not only like 20,000. Yeah. Oh, 200 people. couldn't get to the airport why don't we i'm not one of these guys complaining about the way biden left afghanistan i know you could i know you probably should but at this point like whatever

the 20-year war we didn't end it well okay but it does seem like you it's one thing we do we're supposed to be able to do is just get guys in worldly bird helicopter get bill burrow over there the famous helicopter pilot and just fucking you know get get into the airport what we got to get him to the airport and then the plane takes off right anyway excuse me Biden basically said that this is I think he's trying to like you know cover up his well I didn't go as well as I planned

I'm paraphrasing but it also could be how he said I'm the president by the way no that um he takes responsibility blah blah blah but also this is an end of it should be an end of nation building I think you said do you buy that? Do you think it should be and do you think it will be?

Well, now we're doing everything with drones. So we don't necessarily have to like... We've had drones since being started basically. Maybe even in the first year, but we've had drones since like 05 or 6 over there, I believe. Yeah, but it's expanded over the years too. Sure, but I mean, yeah, well, look. I mean, maybe it's just like

we're doing everything with robots now and we don't have to send people over. I don't think. Well, this is, you sound, you know who sound like exactly? What? Donald Rumsfeld. Famously, Donald Rumsfeld, you know. I'm not saying it's a good thing.

But his whole thing was like, we don't need to have this massive two theater army. It's the whole idea like, you know, since World War II that we need to be able to fight a massive war on two fronts. Have you, we used a, you know, groups of light infantry forces to like do whatever and then get out, right? And, you know, it works if you just want to kill people. Yeah, right. If you just want to, like, take some people out, we can do that. Yeah. It's just like, you can't control what happens afterwards at all.

I mean, and what's going to happen is the worst people are going to be there. Yeah. Right? Whatever. I mean, I'm not even making a judgment call here. I'm just saying it doesn't work. Like, the drones don't really, you can just take out, you kill a bunch of goat farmers and then, like, you know,

sometimes they'll maybe be, like, you know, guys who read a terrorist, you know, pamphlet once or something. I mean, I'm sure we have killed a couple terrorists in the past 20 years. Yeah. A few. Maybe, maybe three. Right. That seems a little high, but do you, right, but here, look, first, I'm just questioning the idea of it, though.

That's what we do. The only thing we have left is war. Right. I'm advocating for it. I've been saying, get out of this stuff forever. But do you think this is dangerous for Biden to be bringing up? you think you're going to get him like Kennedy you think he'll put a bullet in his head like Kennedy

like that beautiful Kennedy boy who chef pills in Maryland's mouth I don't think so because I don't think he means I think Kennedy kind of meant it it's a good point you actually believe in Camelot you're like Oliver Stone

I believe you're like Oliver Stone Do not forget he's fallen king Like Oliver Stone when you believe that If not for Kennedy having his The back of his head you know, redistricted that, you know,

everything would have been different. I mean, or maybe he just would have fucked hoars. Yeah. We'll fuck a lot of wars. Yeah. Imagine the post. Maybe both.

Imagine his post presidency. Oh, boy. Who could, who could, who could, who could, who could be fucked? Like,

if you can fuck Marilyn Monroe, I think you could kind of fuck anybody. Here's the game we're playing right now. Okay. So Kennedy was, like, 45 when he got killed, probably about we'll just say yeah 45 50 45 uh maybe younger so is that was 63ish so 73 83 83 so 83 he's like 60 right yeah decent looking man in the 60s who's around the 80s who could

he have fucked could he have fucked the girl from fast times definitely yeah what's her name again um ali sheidi yeah i think so because he a fuck that right had a girl from breakfast club oh yeah nice would there's no actress you can name would jfk and fuck madonna oh for sure well like i'm not asking if he could what do you is he definitely would have fucked madonna right yeah nice oh my god this is actually a fun game

who do you think you could have fucked um who was sophia lrent no spieler um who's the one isabella rosalini isabella rosalini i think would have rejected him really why i just think She's like two. I think she's out of his league. I think this is just air and it's almost jingoistic.

The fetishizing of Isabella Rosalini, who's attractive, but not the highest. She's beautiful. She's very attractive. But people could, because she's like this Italian broad and it feels more worldly and she's not actually that hot. Yeah. You know, like hot. She's not that hot.

And my point is, people feel like they're being sophisticated when they say, well, fucking Isabella Rosalini. and it feels It's almost like I don't think so I think people feel like they're I think she's just a very objectively hot woman

She's very dry I mean even Twin Peaks I mean a great movie And she's you know There's something kind of Like she's sexy And she's beautiful But there's something like

A little off about her It's like she's not That I mean it's just You think you're being a fucking big shot You know Acting like you want to fucking Shepie dick in her You're not that bit

You're not better than me it's this thing it's just fucking oh I'm gonna fucking have sex I think that the they were the Christine Leightman

or whatever her name is or Blayam the fucking she was ahead of the European Central Bank I don't know

that woman Christine Landegar I think her name was Christine Landigar hold on I think she's sexy I like to have sex for her one second

what time yeah one second almost on Christine Laggard Yes Look at this woman She is not hotter than Isabella Rosalie

This woman is so much hotter That's not That's insane You're being insane Well she's not a movie star And she controls the world economy I mean sort of But you know

To most people they would assume that she does I mean I get it But I'm smarter than the average Joe With the economy But you know she's a powerful woman This is like This is like patronizing to powerful women.

What are you talking about? Powerful women don't need to believe they're hotter than Isabella Rosalini. But she is very sexy. They're powerful and rich. That's enough. She's very sexy. She's not very sexy.

I think she is. She's a fine-looking older woman. I love to kiss her. What's wrong with you? Sometimes you just try to be a bro too much. And it's just like. No, but this is like, no, this is actually me being a feminist because you shouldn't have to believe that this woman is hotter than

Isabella Rosalini, to respect her level of power. I don't, I don't question Janet Yellen's competence, you know, I don't fucking, the Fed secretary, the Fed chairman, a woman, whatever the fuck, I guess. A woman. I don't know what she's doing. I don't care. Good for you, honey. I'm sure you're just as a smart as a man.

That's what I say to her. I don't want to fuck her. I do, this is not about me patronizing some woman because she thinks she's, you know, a smart girl, all right? I just like this woman. all right i'm sorry i'm sorry isabel rosalini isn't i'm a shoebox full of like you know condoms i jerked off into in case i ever meet her i need to have a conversation starter okay i'm sorry i don't have that anyway that's great that's good uh where can people find you plugs whatever you can find me out

instagram bag and i also have another podcast called albumber that's on giant bomb albam yeah so it's like album and where can they find you I'm trying, I was trying to, I was trying to prolong your plug. I was trying to, you know, I'd want to just breeze past it. Albumer. So it's like an album. It's a music-related podcast. It's a comedy music podcast.

I really need to leave. All right. Okay. Yeah. They can find it right here alone, apparently, because Lucy's left. All right. Have a great week. Bye.

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