Kump - 83 - Charity Kump

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

Ray and Lucie discuss the Recall Election, Chevron's Rico case, an interesting new Charity, and much more! Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Donate to BOLTing Thru The Maze https://www.donorschoose.org/project/bolting-thru-the-maze/5739808/?utm_source=dc&utm_medium=directlink&utm_campaign=project&utm_term=unknown&rf=directlink-dc-2021-09-project-unknown

Hello and welcome to Kump. We're back powered by X-Mode. X mode. What's the word X mode? Yeah. this is delicious you're drinking you'll finish the X mode there's still more left we're not sponsored by X mode we just took some energy drink how does it feel feels great do you feel you feel pumped yeah you get you're gonna hit a woman lucy is uh getting more violent lately

we're still watching sopranos she's feeling her oats or wild oats if you will how do I sound Do I sound good in your mic? You sound great. I like to crank my own ear phones to the point where it doesn't make any sense. How am I violent? You just, every time you see a woman you want to hit her. That's my impression. You're very jealous.

You know, a woman's delivering a piece of food. There was some girl who was hitting on you recently. I wanted to murder her. Yeah, I don't know who it was. I mean, I don't think she was. I think she was bringing me like a pasta pizool or something and you decided you We wanted to, you know, do a vendetta. I'm going to kill her.

Yeah. That's why I love you. Stabby, stabby, stabby. Halloween time, huh? Perfect time to commit crime. Welcome to the show. Lots of been happening in the past couple of weeks. We had a very nice 9-11.

Yeah, it was great. We had, you know. We had champagne. We were going to do it on 9-11. I bought, like, some nice, I called the champagne. It was actually Persecco. It was champagne. Lucy does not like it when I qualify it as Prosecco

Hey, we're living the high life here It's 9-11 champagne, you fat fuck This is my nice day I'm wearing a dress Lucy's going to wear a ball gown And we were going to just mock 9-11 But we fell asleep We're going to do it night before 9-11

We drank too much prosceco We drank the prosceco too quick We're uh But yeah, whatever What did you think of the day? It was 20 years out. What's your, what's your memory of 9-11? I remember I was in eighth grade.

Yeah. And I, and I was in the oldest grade of my school. Because my school at the time didn't go to high school. Well, no, every school stops eighth grade. We talk about it. No, there's some schools that do middle school in high school together. Well, yeah, like, yeah, but that's what like also when like, you know, you. I was in Catholic school, though.

That's a place where your aunt is also your sister. you've just never been to public school public schools don't do that public schools may yeah public schools do that you're just a little catholic school boy no public schools usually go six seven eight and nine 10 11 12 yeah right so exactly so they combine them yeah yeah no who combines them my my hometown high school combine them that's that's bizarre i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i think grew up in dary in niana or dearie main

you wherever Stephen King got drunk and killed people. Then blamed it on a clown. Yeah. I was a clown who blessed in that kid. Not the drug author who wrote Pet Cemetery. But anyway, so we were in eighth grade and there was a big, you know, saying we had our morning prayer. We had our morning prayer.

You're saying you're no venous for your confirmation? We had a morning prayer. And then the principal was like, there were a couple of plane crashes. And then when we get out. When we got up to our classroom, she came in and said, actually, there was an attack in New York City. We didn't want to scare the younger kids, but we feel like you guys can handle it.

And she said, I remember distinctly, she said, I guess we got 9-11. She said that? No. But what would that by the kids? Like three hours of not knowing that, like, we didn't want to scare. Like, it's like saying,

I didn't want to scare the kids by telling them their parents are murdered. They'll never find out. What are we talking about? The whole war, the country went to war. We don't want to scared the little kids. They were like first graders there.

Yeah, but like, what's a better, what's better that they find out, you know, while they're digging around in the woods for porn magazines? And then they find someone says, hey, you know what happened at the Twin Towers today? Some older kids, and then they molest them. And it's all mixed together in a weird emotional scar for them.

It becomes like a new. X-pack. X-Pack. Or X, X, X, X mode. It becomes like a new Santa Claus thing. Like up until a certain age, you don't think 9-11 happened. Yeah.

It's like, oh, what happened? Oh, you know, those damn elves. Santa got mad at us. And so we became a Muslim. You got really mad about the female soldiers occupying Saudi Arabia. What was your 9-11 experience? I was watching Dr. Strange Love on a Tuesday morning. I was off, I started college a day before.

but I didn't have class on Tuesdays. I was a commuter kid. I didn't go away to school, all these rich kids, you know? You had to commute to Hofstra. And I only went there for a year. But so I was watching Dr. Strangel, which, like, people don't really think

is that much of a coincidence. But it was kind of weird because, like, they hijack a plane. Huh? Yeah? Huh? A plane gets hijacked. I'm watching a movie about,

plane getting hijacked while a plane's getting hijacked oh wow you don't care no one cares i every time i tell a story well i was watching dr strange love and people were like uh-huh that's a coincidence yeah that's true fucking no cares can't believe this you're my girlfriend anyway and then my parents are like someone someone flew a plane into the twin towers like when i ramped in the kitchen um i assume it was a prop plane were people crying I was like, no, who the fuck would be crying? It's, but my mom and my dad, the kitchen. My dad's probably eating some Entemans cake.

He's eating one of those raspberry twists. They're going on, oh, I was probably this happened, happened sooner maybe, or something. Maybe I said that, whatever. Did he's written to burn the house down? That was years later. There was a few years later. And then, uh, oh, you know, it's actually fun.

I might have a tell a story in the old Tim before, but, uh, so like, I was, I wanted to be, I was kind of becoming of a at that point, but low-key. And I had an old, like, really crappy screw-mount old film camera. And I don't know if, like, it was my idea or was my dad's idea. But, like, later in the day, around 1 o'clock, there was, uh, because people are like, oh, people are going to be giving blood at this place. You should go take pictures of that and try to get into a newspaper.

I'm like, I don't think they want a picture of that. You don't know what they want. Like, this is how you get in the, you get a foot in the door. So I went to like I actually went to like some like blood look But I don't I think I might have had my tattoo with that point No I didn't have my tattoo at that point So I could have given blood I guess

But I just went to this place where you were giving blood And like And like I just like park Like right across the parking lot And I'm talking pictures But like I was very like I was an experience I was very cagey about it I'm just like

like fucking snooping you were a nightcrow 9-11 night crawler I was like Jake Gillenhole but I was like very very like had no confidence you have the opposite I was just very timid and like I couldn't just be like hey I'm from a newspaper or whatever

I'm a reporter but you know I was just very much like Snoop Snoop I just never got the pictures developed I just threw the film away embarrassed. No, that's amazing. So, yeah, but then, you know, whatever, the towers fell. I mean, years later, I guess, even to believe in 9-11 was fake.

I'm kidding, you know. Wait, whether I read pill'd you? You had me watch a four-hour documentary, and so now I actually watched it. Well, because we were at a bar, this is how we first fell in love. Yeah. And you were drunk, and I was drunk, and I was telling you about Operation, I was called Vigilant Guardian, but maybe Global Girl. guardian but the whole the war game thing yeah there's a war game on 9-11 where they simulated hijacked planes

that's like what you're talking about I barely got the word game at war game before you were like oh my god it was rigged oh you're such a smart guy there was something about that that just made me instantly believe it was an inside job yeah because it is do you think that 9-11 should be declared

a national holiday they should be declared national you know they have a carnival day yeah there should be a 9-11 carnival yeah I think we should be able to go on the Gravitron and the uh tilt the whirl the potato go down the potato sacks I like carnivals because it's not

it's like an amusement park but like nothing is good yeah it's like you know instead of it being like a water slide it's just like a potato sack slide here's some burlap sack some dead whores gonna end up in eventually and so they find dead whores and burlap sack the same things you

fall down a potato sliding and uh yeah i'm sorry dead prostitutes what did you say hoars oh that's nice bad boy we should they should it and the carnival will have really old machines so there can be a tragedy every 9-11 yeah to remind us it's a great tragedy and then uh and i get molested every time i'm the 9-11 festival fairy i get molested by the twin tower guy i'm the i'm the twin i play the twin towers and the and the guy dresses a plane fucks my ass until i'm until i fall over never forget never forget uh but yeah people people are very much now back on the 9-11 can't be fake thing because of the whole ivermecting wheel the i mean the covid wheel but the everything oh no don't talk about ivermectin do talk about you people

People are crazy, all right? One thing's got nothing to do with the other. You people spend 20 years... Wait, how does 9-11 connect to Ivermectin? Well, it's not. It's just like COVID, but I mean, you know, the vaccines, but for some reason, Ivermecta came out. It's a fun word to say.

But it's related. The whole, well, you flogging people, you take horse pills. First of all, people are, someone commented that I got the whole Ivermecting thing wrong in the last podcast. I was very clear. I don't know if it works or not. And that, you know,

but that some people were, taking the horse version. I'm not one of these goons calling an Ivermecting horn. Yeah, it won a Nobel Prize for anti-parasynical purposes, right? Yeah. But, like, I don't know if it works with COVID. Neither have many doctors. Some doctors say it does.

I'm not litigating that, but don't tell me I got perfectly correct. Some people took the horse version. I don't want to tell you. I didn't say you did. I'm sure, I'm sure, whatever. Point is, the point is, what's the point? Help me out. you the point is you're being paid by the government to promote vaccinations look if we don't

get a certain amount of vaccinations by the end of the year then our grant runs out and we can't go to the 9-11 carnival I'm trying to get this 9-11 carnival I made a deal with the devil to get this 9-11 carnival up the ground so I get fucked in the ass while I'm dressing a tower that works good welcome to the show uh 9-11 i mean i feel like this this year this anniversary yeah it's definitely the patriotism seems to be like you know like people aren't i didn't see as many as much like uh 9-11 never forget shit yeah because they forgot because we forgot we look we just pulled out of the most like idiotic war like hey let's i mean it wasn't idiotic i mean a lot of people made money off a fucking

lithium mines and fucking heroin fields and child fucking in the middle of Afghanistan. So what are you can complain about? Because I ain't get a piece. I'm trying to get mine. I'm trying to get well over here. I'm trying to do a carnival. Carnival come.

9-11 Carnival. Yeah, there was no pomp. There was no circumstance. I should have been reading the names. I've got names all wrong. I've been like Nancy, Missa, Miss. I don't know how you say this. I'm sorry

You know who you are Paul Bonassi You ever know Paul Bonassi? Yeah He didn't die in 9-11 He was a

He was connected to the Johnny He took Johnny Yeah He took Johnny He took Johnny according himself But he also got molasses Well you know I mean

Look It's a cyclical thing If I if I killed some woman I'd be like Some woman killed me When I was a kid I mean But I do

But I think he did But I mean I'm just saying It's also enough You can't just take someone's word for it. I was molested. I mean, that'd be great at any time you were, like,

you were in front of the Supreme Court. Wait, no one gets tried from the Supreme, whatever, in a regular court. You're accused of murder. This is going to the Supreme Court. It's even better. It's even better to the Supreme Court. Like, I'm just, like, filing a case,

like an anti-freedom of speech case or whatever. And I'm like, I was molested, justices. Uh, the counselor was saying he was, does this have any bearing in the case? No, no. None of all. But I thought you should know. Never forget.

9-11 Carnival. Yes. What are your names again? Justice Scalia? No, he's dead. Justice Kavanaugh, have you heard of the 9-11 Connerful? I'm the guy who's trying to get that going. So maybe we can talk afterwards.

Your endorsement can help, you know. What are we talking about? Did Biden say anything about it? Is he dead? Biden is, he was too busy telling everyone that, you know, I think there's some new mandate now. People are very mad about mandates. They're very mad about if you, if you, look, people are mad.

If you're unvaccinated, people are mad. If you have to be vaccinated, it's a ghost somewhere. Yeah. It's all very, there's never been a time when nothing is real. Like, it's more obvious that nothing's real. Everything's fake. Everything's a lie. Every institution in our entire country,

from schools to medicine. Everything's, you can't rely on anything, right? I'm not saying no one's right. But we don't know. There's no trust. The CIA's fucking spent 20 years doing torture prisons. You get Epstein, you got the, you know, you get the fucking.

you know, the war of co- and no one, and it's never been a time when people are more willing to just jump on a certain train. Yeah. You mean, people, people are like getting on the anti-horse pill train. Can you imagine, like, you're, they're voting, like, hours on Twitter to, like, calling out being Clint Klipperstein,

be like, if someone's paying you to promote horse pills, you can let me know, talk to me on WhatsApp. Yeah. What is this? This is Woodward and Bernstein now? If someone's paying you to promote Ivermectin. get me in a parking lot we can pass documents

what is this fucking you got fucking other people going like you know does someone fucking say Oriental once let's fucking get did David Letterman say Oriental back in 1976 I don't know David Cross did that like

David Cross said a lot of things he gets a pass I like a rest of development Maybe Cross, like, did a little, like, slanty eye. I don't know. It's bad enough I just said Oriental. No, no, but the crazy thing is it wasn't even for a bit. Like, it was just, like, too, an Asian woman.

Oh, God. Oh, right. We're not here to wrap people out. No, I'm just saying. I know. Honestly, I laughed really hard. I'm just saying, the point is, like, you know, is like, and then, like, you know, meanwhile, like, the fucking, and then you got that guy was.

Chevron, what's his name? Chevron's got this guy under house arrest for like five years somehow. Really? He did something where he sued Chevron and like they got him, like they sued him. And somehow they're like for, I don't know, like he's a lawyer. What's his name? The Chevron lawyer guy. I'm going to look him up.

I was just reading about him recently. Chevron, house arrest. Let's see if that comes up. Yeah, this guy, Stephen Donzinger. Now watch, watch how I, I'm going to say something now and it's going to fucking, oh, did you know, Stephen Donziger? Like, you know, killed 16 kids? I didn't know that, obviously.

Why would I have burned him up? I don't think he did, but I'm just saying, Caffy, I don't know a ton about this. But apparently he's an activist guy for the, you know, the planet. Uh-huh. And he, and then he fucked with Chevron. And he's tweeting about how he was like, trial judge at this case.

I'm not even sure what they're accusing him of, like being a journalist. And my fucking, like, my trial judge, and there's literally a court, like a court reporter or whatever, like fucking painting. Yeah. The judge is just reading the New York Times or whatever.

Holy shit. Well, he's like, and there's no, he was denied a fucking jury. This guy, his journalist or whatever the fuck he is. Right. And so it's one of those trials where the judge

has to hear all the evidence and someone's testifying and it's a fucking judge is just reading this shit. Meanwhile what we got to do. But the journalist, hey, did someone pay you to take a horse pill? Who gave them this shit? Everything's so fucking fake.

That's crazy. Wait, so... What is he, like, under house arrest for us? I know. I mean, I'm not sure. Let's look him up. I mean, we got him here. We should have been the show.

he's an American attorney known for his legal battles with Chevron particularly the Lago Agrio oil field case So Let's see Chevron Bada Rico Jesus Christ Dantra represented over 30,000 farmers and indigenous Ecuadorians In a case against Chevron

Related to environmental damage and health effects caused by oil drilling The Ecuadorian courts awarded the plaintiff's $9.5 billion in damages, which led Chevron to withdraw its assets from Ecuador and launched legal action against Dundinger. So they award the plaintiff's $9.5 billion in damages, which led Chevron to withdraw its assets from Ecuador and launched legal... So because the fucking Ecuadorian court's father ruled against Chevron... They sued...

They sued the fucking... The lawyer. In 2011, Chevron filed a RICO suit. How can Chevron file a RICO suit? RICO is what they used to take that in the mafia? How can they fucking file a RICO suit? How can an oil company file a RICO? What the hell is this?

Against the Downsiger in New York Court, the case was heard by U.S. District Attorney Kaplan, who determined that the ruling of the extradering courts could not be enforced in the U.S. because it was procured by fraud, bribery, and racketeering activities. So apparently, in Ecuador, like, the mafia just does environmental work. As a result of the case, Don Zier was disbarred from practicing law in New York of 2018.

After having been under house arrest since August 2019, awaiting trial on charges of criminal contempt of court, which rose during his appeal. In July 2021, the judge found him guilty. He's now faced the possibility of a six-month sentence. I just, you're whatever, six months. I mean, that's going to be good for your career, right? Look, help the guy out or something.

Maybe he's parted Ecuadorian mob. What do I know? Maybe the mob in other countries are really, like, earth-friendly. Yeah. Hey, if you don't fucking stop dumping oil in these fields, maybe we'll dump you in these fields, huh? Maybe, maybe they find you in a biodegradable coffin. It'd be a shame if you were.

to sustainably decompose. Dead men don't got no carbon footprint. We're going to bury you in an egg crate. Wait, all right, crates biodegradate, or are they not by the gradeable? I have no idea. Maybe we put one of those awful turtle choking soda. We'll make a six-pack ring for sodas.

It's big enough for a man. And you could know what a turtle feels like. with a mafia of Ecuador How do you file a... I want to file a RICO suit against someone. Can I do that? What is a RICO suit? RICO, it's, I don't know,

it's a racketeering. It's like, it's the thing where it's like, if you pull, remember, really simple, remember the Dark Night? Yeah. They pull all their money together. So we can get it. It's basically, if you can show,

demonstrate that they, you know, an organization exists in the criminal enterprise where they pool their money and resource. and this coordination and then you link a murder to anyone there then you can link it to the top.

So I say you get a mob boss arrest, you know, because basically if you prove the criminal structure, this is paraphrasing, of course, don't mess, you don't know what RICO is. But the idea is if you establish the criminal structure, you get these

predicates involved, right? And then, and then you have the murder and so my boss can go to jail for it because he runs your, if you can basically prove he runs the organization and then he proved this guy did the hit. And so he goes to jail, too. Okay.

Yeah, that's the basic gist of it. It's a gist. Paralegal over here. Paralegal. This is what you get. This is what you get him a paralegal. I'm not going to give you the real shit. I'm giving me a paralegal shit.

This is like if you fucking came to like a lawyer, like you got Dewey. And then you come to me, like you're a paralegal. He helped me out. I'm going to do it again. All right. We're going to say maybe you weren't that drunk.

Your Honor My client doesn't remember drinking that much This is working Objection abias corpus Objection I've never seen this on the LA law Are we sure this is a RICO predicate It's not a RICO case

You're fat Are you an attorney? I go to jail for practicing law without license How do they check you every time they must we got to talk to a lawyer to see if i can practice law and get away with it i will like do they they actually check every time well i don't know what i don't understand is someone can represent themselves if they wanted to yeah so why can't like their friend represent them um because it's a very it's a very clearly established right like that's very clearly

established that like yes you person has a law license yes but like you're representing yourself it's like I know what you're saying. You can make a mental stretch. But I don't know if there's anything more clear in the history of jurisprudence than that reality that yet you can represent yourself, but not by someone else. In other words that someone else, you have to be a lawyer. Can my husband represent me? Yes.

Right. There is an exception for husbands. Anyone you molest. Can I get a baby representative? Under the age of three. Yeah. My baby. Yeah.

Only you're a baby. no only someone else's baby how the fuck they filed Chevron file a RICO suit I don't know Chevron's filing RICO suits against people and yet people are going like oh shit I'm on team Vax I'm on team anti-Vax shut the fuck up yeah this is all I just worried about the horses what about the horse I don't want the horses to get worms no they're taking the pill oh because people are using it up yeah there's nothing left for the Well, that is a legitimate concern. Someone's going to go on here going,

hey, tell Lucy she's a fucking idiot because there's plenty of ibupmectin paste in the fucking horse store. You're causing hysteria, okay? There's plenty of... I was at the horse store today, and I saw plenty of horse paste. Tell her to shut the fuck up.

I'm a horse girl, and there's plenty of ivermectum paste. I mean, I can't get behind anything. I can't, oh, like, I mean, you're going to go for Newsom and the fucking re? Did Newsom win the recall? Who won the recall? What happened with the recall? You know the recalls that?

No, yeah. Okay. Let's see what happened. We're moving off to Steven Zonziger. We don't know what happened. Sorry. Someone, I'll tweet at him and be like, hey, we talked about you. We'll see what he says.

He goes, he didn't respond. Like, you, you, you morons have hurt my case. Recall. Election results. Just tell me. Comes to a close as a proxy battle between Joe Button. Just who will fuck want? I don't know.

We don't know who won. I can't. I can't. Fade of California governor, Newsome, Hanks, and re. okay I don't know uh he's probably one i think he's i think he's probably going to win they say i don't care um you want to talk about bad man okay what babbin do we have this week i kind of i know already i was just parching my throat here this were the audience what batman do we have this

what you're new audience proxy now yeah okay this is the armored batman from Dark Night Returns. Have you seen Dark Night Returns? I have. You read the comic. I read the comic. You read the cartoon. Dark Night Returns is about a,

what do you call it? Batman's old. He stopped being Batman. What? The Cape doesn't go up? Where do you want to go? You want to look up his ass? Yeah, bend them over.

You want to fucking look at Batman's ass right here. How hard you need to go up? The Mark Fallen. figures some people can complain because they're kind of rubbery plastic capes you know they're not some people like the cloth capes are you are you one of those you're only macfalling figures i don't know what to tell you look it's not it looks nicer it looks more like a real cape what does this it's nice but what what you want to be left what what what when does batman do this when is it when is that what is that what part of batman is that oh my mr man here someone someone tweet at top

Nick Farrell and tell him to watch this episode and cue up to here. Hey, Todd, yeah, nice job. You know, I'd love to pose my Batman iconically like this, but your cake doesn't work. No, it's supposed to go, it's like high. Like, it's supposed to like around his shoulders flop up into the air. Like that one? Yeah. Yeah.

But that's not usually what he looks like. Like that, sometimes Batman does this. Wee! Okay. As he goes swinging through buildings, the cave's supposed to swing. All right. Well, they make those figures. You want me to start spending $150.50 on figures each, each?

Because the Mephex figures, the nice ones have the wires. And you can move and you can like, and you can stick them in position, almost like a tent. If we're going to be surrounded by these things, I want them to be nice. Okay. Nice. Remember that you said that. When you were asking why we can't move to a nice apartment. Because I don't care how it looks.

I don't care where we live. Um, yeah, so basically it takes place in the future. Batman stopped being Batman. Then the mutant gangs come out. It's basically like a Bill O'Reilly book. Killing Batman. Yeah, killing Batman. And then he, at 80 years old or whatever, he starts beating people up again

and, like, hanging out with a young teenage girl who becomes Robin. Maybe she's an adult. Do they fuck? I mean, they don't show it, but, like, I don't see why that version of Batman wouldn't fuck her. Feels wrong. I know that her and him and that. That woman, bad girl, fuck. No, they don't?

Don't they? Cat woman. Bat woman. In him fuck, too, don't they? Who's bat woman? And there is some kind of bat. Bat girl. Bat girl.

Yeah. Back girl isn't fucked. You think Batman has sex with Batgirl? I thought at some point they did. You think Batman. Bruce Wayne. In a killing joke movie, they have sex. What?

They don't. Yeah, they do. Not in the comic book, but in the movie. I can't imagine. Is any version of Batman? I'll stand corrected if they have to. By can't imagine any version of Batman Where Batman fucks

Jim Gordon's daughter Yeah, in the movie of the made adapted From the Killing joke That features Mark Hamill's return to the Joker character She's overrated Batman and Batgirl Fuck They can't

And what context are they fuck? She's a strong woman and he's Batman Why can't it? She's a little girl. She's not a little girl She's a young girl She's like Robin fucks her Nightwing fucks her

You know Dick Grayson and her And then And the three jokers fucking You know Maybe it's catwoman Maybe He fucks cat woman

He famously fucks the catwoman Robin fucks the bat girl What are you talking about? I don't know I'm pretty sure I'm right But I might be wrong What do you All right

Well I mean I don't even know Where to go from here What is he? He doesn't fly This is the This is the armored suit He wears to kill

Superman. Anyway. Do you think Batman would benefit from eating horse paste? Well, I think he could take it. He could take it. He would like, I mean, Batman

would like, he's in the fucking in the dungeon the Bain put him in. And he's like, oh, give me something. Oh, your back's broken. Give me some Ivermectin. He's giving me some myvermectin paste. And Batman's played by Joe Rogan. got to eat out of a magnet and paste bro no he had

I'm pretty sure I wrote you at the human version oh yeah I did take it though oh yeah huh it's fun I mean look I don't look is it gonna hurt you I don't think I look people are I don't

I think many people don't know what to believe I can't get behind any of it like it might work or might not I'm not I don't give a shit you know what I'm gonna take if I fucking get if I get COVID what Right in the mouth

Bullet macton Give it to me straight doc Both barrels I win Here's my paste My brain's gonna be horse paste So Novak Jokovic

Was going for an iconic tennis, by the way. The U.S. Open. Yeah. You familiar with tennis? I'm familiar with the sport, yeah. Okay. I knew that.

I knew he was a tennis player. Yeah, Serbia. I was like 80% that it was a tennis player. He's a Serbian tennis player. You like Serbia? I loved a Serbian film. Which one? What?

Oh, that movie called the Serbian film. Yeah. Wait, that's the one where the guy fucks his kid, right? Yeah. so weird why why no yeah that's just somebody who wants to fuck their kid right and they made a movie it's a movie I guess people get on the same page here it's some weird movie I'm gonna try you've seen it yeah I'm gonna try paraphrase what this movie is it's a ex porn star yeah who uh gets hired by the mob to fuck eight kids here's the weird thing about this movie I don't know much about the

The whole structure of the movie, but the climax is this guy's fucking a kid, but the twist is that they made him fuck his own kid to death, right? Fuck a kid to death. Yeah. But it turns out it's his own kid. I don't know if that's the twist you think of this. I mean, I mean, oh, I feel, oh, is my son? Oh, oh, Maron.

Oh, Fungu. Oh, Fungul. own son i'm fucking to death yeah i mean once once he agrees to fuck the kid to death whether or not it's his kid what was it was what were they paid him like 10 grand they paid him 20 dollars yeah what was it why was he fucking a kid to death well i think i think it's like a money thing god i don't understand like the i don't understand like the with their gas business in the cinema oh my oh my guy it's his own son he's i mean what the What is this?

How much would you fucking get to death for? How much would it cost? I wouldn't. I don't want to sound woke. Yeah. I know I don't go woke, go broke, right? Everyone, that's J.W. Ray. I get it.

I wouldn't fucking get to death. It's going to say that. No amount of money. I know you won't believe me. But no. Not even $5,000. So, Novak Djokovic is not the star of the Serbian.

A Serbian film is a Serbian film, with a Serbian film. A Serbian film. I've heard that it was a critique of a Serbian film industry or something. Were there always fucking kids

and killing them? Or like it was just like a metaphor for the Serbian film industry and corrupt it is like He's doing he's doing a satire of them because they wouldn't let him make a movie

that was all about fucking kids. I got you. He's like he's like well like they wouldn't let him actually fuck a kid to death on film. Yeah. Like somehow he got a pass to sense

because his whole thing was like, well, because the whole, the original plot was like someone who walks up to a guy and goes, hey, I think if I could get five

a little kid to death. And he was okay. And then he said, this is no good. But he tricked him. He's like, oh, it's some other kid.

And like, all right, that's fine. And then the last second they pulled the, pull the foie gras, curtain off. Oh,

it's his own son. Sometimes the metaphor can be too strong. It ruins the point. Uh, But that being sense, Novak Djokovic got a little bit of a... He lost the U.S. Open, which is a big deal. He was going for the goal, the calendar slam.

The four in a year thing, right? Because he won the Australian Open. Yeah. And they won the French Open. They won the Wimbledon. It hasn't been done by a man since Rod Laver, I think. The 60s. 50s even.

This guy was going to do it. And he didn't. He fucking lost this Menevv guy. And he was smashing his racket on the goddamn court at one point. People say it's not a classic. Well, don't people, don't tennis players do that all the time? They don't smashling. They might, look, they might smash their hand against the racket.

It's looked down upon when you start smashing on your gorilla. He smashed it three times on the floor. I mean, you know, look. Everyone acts like Naomi Osaka is the great saint Because she like refused to interviews This guy smacks his racket And everyone's like this guy's like the devil Yeah

Serbian devil Oh he must be a star of the Serbian film Uh I don't know I mean look you can have a pick one Yeah I mean I don't really support Naomi Osaka's nonsense Oh look it is what it is But like let's not back like she

She makes millions of dollars Let's stop protecting her from like interviews oh she's such a saint because she's you know that being said if you want to do that yeah then don't give his guy crap about because people try to do it the other way oh people say oscar's weak but what are you going to think about jokovitch smack his racket are you gonna call jockovitch a saint too yeah his mental health right yeah i like i think i understand the jockovitch thing i mean i don't necessarily i'm not like anti osaka or whatever like it but i understand of the Djokovic thing more yeah it was fine but then but then stop calling him a man my

thing is everything a man does is wrong no no i'm saying i understand what he did more yeah exactly but the culture says no men men can't be men can't show any emotion right you can't have sex of your son and then turn out to be but you told another kid's son uh no i look i think it's hot what Oh, the rocket smash. Yeah, okay. Good, good, yes. Yeah, I'll allow that.

I'll allow the rocket smashing being kind of sexy. Yeah. As long as that's where we end it. As far as serving and things being hot, for this episode, that's where we, it's just a racket smashing. Okay, we'll move on. This is getting dicey. The Meggala. Did you go to the Meggala last night?

Is that where you were? Yes. What did you wear? I wore, um, I, I, I, I, I, wore cleats. We're cleats? Yeah. I wore cleats and, um, in a little, uh, and my polka dress.

It seems like I, was that, was the theme, was the theme like drawing, like writing words on your, on your dress? Maybe. I don't know. It seems like everyone's wearing words in a dress and like AOC's out there going like, hey, tax the rich. What? You like it?

Yeah, it's, uh, it's not, it's not great. How much was that fucking dress? That dress is probably pretty expensive, huh? I mean, you're at the Met Gala. I imagine, you know, it was the hefty bag. And also just being at the Met Gala in the first place. Hey, I'm going to fix stuff from the inside. I got this.

It's like one of the most ostentatious, like, displays of capitalism. Look, I'm going to try to stop the Holocaust from Berlin. Lynn. Okay. You stay there. You stay where you are. I'm going to talk to. I'm going to talk to him.

I'll eat it how it goes. Was it wrong to invoke the Holocaust? No. People hate it when you bring up Nazi stuff in the comparison. Oh, God wins law. Well, everything's a Nazi. Now everything's Hitler. Do you think Omar should have been there?

Omar's like Ilan Omar is like the real AOC Yeah I'll give her that much Like it's like AOC is just Like she is just such a fucking cell out That's a good point Like I don't love Omar

I actually like I don't hate her But like regardless We agree with her not agree with her She is the one you should like respect Yeah Or whatever if you got like someone Like Omar is my point Right yeah

AOC is just like She might as well just written Filet Mignon on her back Surf and turf, please. She is really just fake. Yeah. Like, it's crazy. Yeah.

No, I mean, do you think there's going to be a show called the squad eventually? Like, once they're all retired from Congress. Yeah. It's like the view. It's a new view. It's just them cackling at Norm McDonald. Oh, my God. Squawking out and telling him, you should apologize.

Telling Norm McDonald's corpse to apologize. Yeah. Which brings us to. very tragic news Norm McDonald's died he's dead very sad very sad he went out like

a true legend he had cancer didn't tell no one not even his family yeah I like that he didn't tell his family yeah apparently oh really yeah I want to bother them with it

oh my god if I read it correct I mean if I read it correctly it's what happened holy shit yeah so uh You know, where were you, what do you think that more McDonald was in 9-11? No, but do you have any New McDonald's memories?

Um. Keep it quick, too. I don't want to be a long part of the show. Yeah, what is this? Just say you saw a dirty work once. What are we related to him? Just say you so dirty work once. It'll move on.

I'm just trying to show a little respect to the guy. Me too. Hey, so dirty. No, I was going to mention dirty work. Yeah, it's a good movie. Dirty work was maybe my, my favorite movie to watch. Yeah. For about, like, five years.

That's a great movie. Watch dirty work. Because it used to be on TV a lot. I mean, the man died today. I'm not trying to be a fucking, you know, cry like a soup. There's nothing wrong with this. Okay. Show your emotions.

I'll cry if you want. I'll cry as soon as you know, I'd see a dead duck. I'd hate to see a dead duck in real life. I watch dirty work every time it was on TV. Every time I saw it on TV. I had on DVD. I had on TV, too. I would watch.

There were two movies I would watch. Dirty work and the Lion King. Christmas Vacation, you would turn that off? You wouldn't watch Christmas Vacation? What was Christmas vacation? What? What was Christmas vacation? National One Pooh was Christmas vacation.

With Chevy Chase? Yeah. I didn't like Chevy Chase that much. That's a great movie. Shit, it was full. I mean, I said Norm McDonald's dead, but, like, let's not take the shine off of Christmas Vacations, what I'm saying? You only watch the Lion King and Dirty Work.

What about Christmas vacation? He can't be your everything. There's a great, well, I'm not going to tell somebody else's story, but there were some great, you know, there were some great Saturday Night Live stories that Jim Brewer used to tell about him. Oh, yeah. I mean, most of them were just,

him being really homophobic towards Chris Catan. I've actually heard that, too. It's a great one. But it is hilarious. Yeah, he's like eating a carrot. Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't like, it wasn't, I know I say Karas seems like I'm talking about Phalaiseo or something, but it wasn't.

It just happened to be, he's like, like Bugs Bunny or something. Moving on. That was our euloges for Norman, well. You're not going to share any memories. I like dirty work. I like, he's a lot. What do you think I have one? He's unique.

I didn't know the guy. You're just, you're a, you're a, you're a Norm MacDonaldal poser. I like, I like the stories he told on Conan O'Brien. I'm like, I think he goes to Harvard, okay? I know I know you went to Harvard and you hung out with like the fucking lamp the kids in the lampoon and you all did like, you know, scathing write-ups of like, you know, of Andy Richter. You did your thesis on Andy Richter's fucking monologue, whatever he did, clapping during the monologue, wherever he does.

Andy Richter claps during the monologue and you're right at thesis about it. I didn't do that. I came from the streets. You don't even know who Norm McDonald is, do you? He's the guy from fucking modern family. he's the mayor of children right yeah oh wait oh wait that's i don't know oh i don't use alive i didn't know right i didn't tell that but very well uh no whatever r ap rip let's move on this is this has been a train record of a section

i do like him sorry i'm sorry Right, one more thing. Yeah. There was this really funny bit he did on his podcast where he was like, he was talking about Albert Fish, who was the serial killer who, like, you know, like killed and ate little girls. And he, like, goes into like a real detail about this, like, one little girl he killed. And then he goes, yeah, he was a real jerk. Great. RIP.

RIP. So I got this message Oh, this is great This is bizarre Where do you message me? Is it Twitter? Oh, I put it here. Hello, Ray, big fan of you and Lucy

Giving me the real news. Is that mocking us? I'm a teacher from Oakland Fundraising for a classroom project. Could you pass it around? fuck it maybe make it a bit for the next episode which i immediately was going to you know fuck this guy yeah uh it just needs exposure thank you happy 9-11 uh link is below so i've not so let's see so this is this guy messaged me saying uh

he wants to give bolts to the kids bolts Bolting through the maze. Help me give my students Sphero bolts in order to enhance their understanding of linear and rotational motion in preparation of school-wide competition.

This is a fucking scam. I don't know. Hold on. Do you know what a sphere-bolt is? It's probably a machine that rapes children for you. Maybe. Let's see. My students are created

interested in the world around them and intensely curious about their futures. It sounds like you're recruiting that fucking chaga. He's recruiting them to the Taliban. I have noticed in them that they have an organic respect and appreciation of adults who they interact with.

I've also noticed that the unique barriers to education that each student negotiates is part of what makes these scholars and success so special. I want to put it out there because Lucy's very negative with this guy. Who is this guy? Oh, no, he's a teacher.

What's his name? Mr. I mean, should we give his name? I guess so, right? Maybe don't give his name. I mean, it's on the link. Oh, shit. I didn't, I didn't know that.

I didn't know that when I said that thing about the Taliban. That's fine. Look, you can't get upset. I mean, I don't even, that's either. Whatever. That was just a stocked alaband Joe. I said child soldiers, whatever. Oh, oh, you should have said the child soldiers of Sierra Leone.

What's the difference? We're taking issue with the fact. He wants it by sphero bolts. Don't give this man your money. Well, maybe you're giving money. I don't know. Let's see. I mean, you're a title of your opinion.

Sphero bolts. Okay, so he seems to look like plutonium, runs. What the fuck is a sphere bolt? This really doesn't look like our front for something. They're making clocks. This is a sphere bolt. Okay. They have a Target.com.

They're $150. Well, this one's 100. The Amazon hunt for $150s or $100. What the fuck are these? They look like IUDs, right? They look like they look like that fuck not. They look like the things in a movie that like is like a trip wire thing. Like that thing in, they literally look like in, remember in the in the rock?

Yeah. Right. He's like when that one, the mercenary, like bring. It's weird because usually I wouldn't think the mercenary bring his own motion sensor. Like, I brought this. motion sensor and it trips off on an explosion at one point when like the Navy SEALs come and it looks just like that right um it's a clear sphere with like a rugged robot uh I don't know and he wants to teach kids linear understanding of Matt I mean what what are we are we allowed to share this

link should I share this link this is illegal no maybe maybe what I mean what the ramifications if I share this. Who are you going to share it with? Like in the YouTube description. Should people give their money? I'm trying to find. Here's an Amazon link. No.

Hold on. Okay. App-enabled robot ball with programmable sensors, LED matrix, infrared and compass, STEM educational toy for kids. All right, so it's not actually a weapon. I don't think they'll be able to sell it on Amazon.

I mean, Amazon might be in on it, for all I know. It wouldn't be the first time that a corporation, you know, enabled mass death. Well, look, if Jeff Bezos is in on it, I don't have to feel bad about sharing it because it was going to happen anyway. I'm not stopping Jeff Bezos from starting his channel army. I guess I'll miss guy if that was the case. But not Jeff Bezos.

I know my limits. More than just a robot. Sphero Bolt is a programmable robot ball that you can drive and code providing endless opportunities to be creative and have fun. while learning. The headline is more than just a robot? It should be more than just a ball. Well, it seems a lot less than a robot.

Yeah. That's a good point. A robot is fun. It's like more than just a sentient android. This teaches you how to do math. Uh, should I show people the thing? You can see it here.

If you're looking at the thing, this is the sphero bolt. How do I make this small? There we go. Bamp, baby. It's a... Why can't I, now... I'm zoomed in. Why can't I bring it down?

There we go. Okay. This is a sphere of bowl. You can see, um, that's, this is the brain, and that's where it's bipedal wall. It does it in my point. It's a fucking ball. This is a ball for honor killing. This is more...

You roll this ball at your, your daughter when she's dishonored you by getting her Pussy. It's just a device for like cutting your clothes off. I don't think this. Look, that might be the original intention. I don't think this teacher's doing that.

I don't think the teacher's doing that. I think he's a good guy. He seems like a good guy than me. He's a useful idiot. I think, I think, look, here's a book. Do I know where? everything this robot ball does.

Learn to code. It literally says learn to code. It's not like a, it's not like a pejorative. Oh, yeah. Hey, coal mottres. Why don't you learn? Learned to code. You throw it to the coal miner and you go, hey, he wanted you to code this, you fucking,

you have Hillbilly scumbag. See in fucking, see in where the people, which people go? See in the Hampton's Hillbilly. You throw this robot ball in his head. let's see what else is the pictures of I mean now they're just showing pictures of blocks you're just regular blocks what is it got to do with the ball

oh the ball's knocking over the blocks the ball doesn't work without the box these blocks have like little pictures on them like elements I guess it looks like periodic table is that what this thing is the teachers you stem how well you have these fucking you have these periodic table things and you throw the ball at it.

I look, you're not going to stop climate. Here's where I'm coming from with this. I'm reading this and I'm usually don't respond to people, right? And I'm not like getting on board with scams if they are. What's my saying is this? I'm reading this, go, he wants these underprivileged kids, they point out to part of the thing where these kids are underprivileged. I think I left that out.

Oh, they're underprivileged. Most of these kids are underprivileged. I didn't have a sphero ball. when I was a kid. Right, but I'm saying these kids grow up in God knows where. I mean, he's from the Oakland area. There's bad areas around Oakland.

He grew up being trained to murder by him. We don't know that. Let's not accuse him yet. I'm not ruling it out. I'm just saying these kids are under privilege and they're coming from perhaps poverty or perhaps, I don't know, like just not. I like the rich kids that could afford a Sviro ball.

I mean, you're $150. I mean, you know, you imagine. Does every kid have a sphero bolt now? Maybe this is a new thing. I'm saying is instead of giving these kids, like, you know, free school lunch, why don't you give them a leg up? Maybe they go hungry during the day, right? But they get a sphero bolt. And so they stay hungry like a swam.

And you go, here's what you do. It's like, Naz. Remember when Nas is like, I don't sleep because sleep is the cousin of death. I said that Lucy's the morning I was trying to wake her up. That's the only rap thing I can quote. And she was impressed with it. I was. Yeah.

Well, that's what these kids are saying. I don't eat because eat is that. I can't have a spirible. I can't afford the food. They can't get the kids. Oh, do we get sandwiches today? No. You don't.

No. You don't get it. I'm sorry. That would have been great. You're right. But we don't have sandwiches. I wish you didn't ask that first. I do have something else, though.

You hungry? Yeah. Really hungry. It really takes. just staying and now I feel don't feel as good I mean you have you want on pretzel you'll be fine you'll be fine try to enjoy this this is a spherical oh I'm so hungry no no but this is you can use this to learn to code and you make money and I'm dizzy with less 78 um um

I don't know. They can learn JavaScript. Wait, JavaScript. But the Spirables? Wait, but JavaScript's like shitty, isn't it? I mean, look, it's good to know JavaScript. I'm not saying, but they're not even, they're not even learning Python. Right?

Or like Pearl. Teaching Python. Or Ruby? Those are good codes? I don't know. I'm not programmed. Python's a real one. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know if teaching little kids, you know, JavaScript in 2021 is going to net them that much. I'm saying this. We're not going to cure the world. We're not going to stop climate change. We're not going to feed anybody. We're not going to stop having kids kill each other. So why don't we give a Sphero ball? This seems like something we could do.

A sphero bolt in every home. No, these kids' homes. We're not only the underprivileged ones. It's an equalizer. You give it to the underprivileged kids. And then they're sphero balton while the other kids are eating and they're staying sharp. They go, and I got a sphero bolt

And they broke And they beat the kids A death of the sphere of bolts And this teacher's like Oh my gomarone Oh, I didn't see this coming You seem very down on this I just don't think

This doesn't seem good to me I mean should I put the link in the thing Yeah I mean you could put the Amazon link Huh? What? The charity link Yeah I feel like we should

At this point we should Yeah, I feel like it would be really mean not to you at this point. Yeah, make it a bit. We did. So the link goes into the thing. I say give what you can. I think it's a cool thing. It might seem frivolous to you, but, you know, you can look at it in 10 years ago,

hey, the guy who wrote that app that lets me jerk off in public, but like, you know, with that, but like, you know, it tells you where the cops are. So you can jerk off wherever you want, right? It's called jerk app. and he goes It just wouldn't exist If it's underprivileged kid Didn't learn the code

With a what they called again A Sphero Bolt Can you watch porn on this thing? They'll figure it out Can I might buy a sphere A ball for myself I'm not put the link In the thing

And then buy myself a serial bolt Uh Do we do Do we do the wrong thing here? No We helped them Yeah No

We're putting the link What else do you want? Yeah, I mean, look, you don't get, you don't get, this is what you get. We're good people. Let me just check the list. To go to this guy's thing, give him some money, make some change. I mean, you know, you got what you got. Let's see.

I think we covered everything. What's going on here? You hear about Nikki Minaj? No. Apparently she's a old, all the rage, on Twitter because she told some she tweeted about how her cousin I think or a friend had a cousin who took the vaccine and his balls got big and he went in but then yeah I used to see people's balls get big when they're dead I talked about that before they froze up with gas to screw them

did your balls get bigger my balls if it didn't work why would they no after the vaccine no I got warm and ate pizza uh yeah no I didn't get huge balls uh or go in but then But, you know, I'm not going to sound like I'm not just lying or anything. Some people are saying this guy's got an SDD. It sounds like I figured what they said. Did your balls get bigger or your ovaries or whatever? What's the equivalent to the woman of the balls? Yeah, I guess ovaries are my fallopian tubes.

They swell up. Got all swollen. Yeah. They closed up. They closed up. My tubes died themselves. Jesus. Yeah, I don't know.

well good for her I mean was that her way of saying don't get the vaccine I don't know I thought you knew more about this I just wanted to get to an hour we were like a minute short to work that up all right you got anything to plug

no do you have some you plug your little thing my little thing I didn't want to say like that well I was trying to be nice for it it's real I was trying to be nice

I know you're sweet I'm good guy Yeah Where can they find you Turn your Instagram I'm right come Yes What you

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Again If it comes up in a trial later on, I just Shamed where I saw. I didn't, I'm not, I'm not part of this. But look, I mean, are we going to get spiribold? Now I want to get one just to see what it is. We're going to fuck each other with spiribold.

It's going to go up her on my ass and up your ass, and mac and so goes the world. Have a great week. Bye. Thank you.