Kump - 85 - Labor Kump

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Ray and Lucie discuss Labor shortages, strikes, inflation, school lunches, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. I'm beside myself. You're deformed? I'm, let's say, I'm defamation. Is that how you see me now?

A deformed individual? Look, it's hard down to see it that way. I look. All right, so I burned my arm and hand in multiple locations on my arm and hand. I was cooking fish. Delicious fish. Yeah, I was talking about, we talked about in the Patreon a couple of days ago how I, you know, I found a lot of mold in my air fryer because I left chicken in there like a slob.

like a dirty pig. I left cooked chicken in there for a month because I haven't been using it. And finally got my air fryer, a new one, or an order the new one on the spot. And then right after I did it record that episode, what did I do? I cook salmon on the stove.

Because you know why? The last time I cooked salmon, the only complaint I had about the air fryer is I cooked some salmon once. And the skin on the bottom was, like squishy. Yeah, yeah. You got a pan sear it.

Well, you told me that. So you got a crispy skin. You advised that. Yeah. I got a pan sear it. You're responsible for me. I'll never work in Hollywood now. No,

if they want to do a close-up of my hand while I'm jerking off a pig in some movie about that, about pigs. Yeah. Or milking a pig. Whatever. You could have been in the guy

in Black Mirror, fucking the pig. Not anymore. Not anymore. Because I would have had to hold the pig's ass as I was penetrating it, and you would have seen these burns. What happened? I was flipping the salmon filet midway through.

Yeah. And I should have used tongs, I guess. I used a spatula, and I flipped it carefully, but the hot butter that I was using to get that nice fish sear splattered in multiple spots. And now what? Yes, go on. How much butter was in the pan? Enough.

What? Now you're going to critique how much butter? You need enough butter to cook the sear. What you think is your French, you're part French, that you know how to do, like, Julia Child. And you're the chef of all chefs. How much butter should I have used? A dollop? Maybe, you know, a tablespoon.

It wasn't like swimming in butter. It just splashed up. I don't know. I was trying to do the thing where you ladle the butter over, like a steak. maybe that's it was advised I saw it on top chef once or Gordon Ramsey when he found a rat the toaster right before that he butter on his arm the my arm he didn't get that he never he never puts that in the video none of these chefs ever put in the video what happens oh yeah and they're all I mean like most like professional chefs are like horribly mangled in some way yeah because

they're fucking hanging out the docks after the restaurant closes try to pick up heroin and fucking prostitution. Yeah. You know? Right. You're all drug addicts and prostitution seekers, which is fine.

But, you know, they all, oh, I got this from cutting an onion. No, you got that because you're a pedophile. And then you got street justice. Does that ever happen to the pedophiles

will get their limbs cut off? I've never heard of a pedophile getting there. For all the talk. You've heard of it, though, right? For all the talk that I've heard about what should happen to pedophiles. I don't think I've ever heard of a pedophile.

being, you know, horribly wounded in some way. I've heard of them becoming president of the United States. Yeah. That happens. That happens a lot. But I know it mangles them. But yeah, I've been making fish. I've been getting back into keto, but this time I'm doing more fish implemented into it.

I think it's healthy for me. I need those omega-3 fatty acids. Yeah. I was just saying your complexion looks great. Thank you, except for my arm and hand. Yeah. You were telling me about, I was talking about wanting this Christmas to do the night of,

I'm not Italian, are you telling you all? No. Neither one of us are Italian, but I wanted to do the night of seven fish is because I love fish now. I mean, I made some salmon, I made some tilapia, I got cod in the fridge, you know, make some cod afterwards,

and before, I know I got to slow down. We get mercury poisoning. What happens when you get mercury poisoning, by the way? Don't you go mad? Really? Isn't that the mad hatter? I don't know.

He went mad from mercury poisoning. Oh, was that? Maybe. Okay. Wait, the character? Yeah, I think that was like the idea behind it, wasn't it? Wow, that's a weird backstory for a children's book. Yeah.

The Hedlawfish? I'd be shocked to find out that Lewis Carroll wasn't a pedophile. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, oh, I'm late. I'm late for, you know, child rape. Right? Right? That's what the rabbit says? Yeah, as he's running into the rabbit hole.

Yeah. You know, rabbit hole metaphorical for a child's hole. Terrible, Lewis Carroll. Is he dead yet? He's long dead. Okay, good. I mean, look, he's old enough to, even if we're wrong, I wouldn't want anyone to live to 170 or whatever he'd be.

No, yeah. But I am also glad he's dead. but yeah so the 90 of seven fishes i want to make i imagine some nice salmon or you know some nice uh what's the other one bronzini tilapia tilapia maybe a red snapper which i can't find at the groceries some nice shrimp perhaps now you told me though you once went to a night of seven fishes yeah i mean look it wasn't some big night of the seven fish's swaray or anything but I'm not expecting, you know, tuxedos and masquerade masks like any eyes wide shut. That's not what this is about.

But I was taking aback. Why don't you describe to me what these people, these supposed Italian people, thought Night of Seven Fishes was about? I used to date an Italian guy and, you know, and I went to, and I did Christmas Eve dinner with him and his mom, and they did the Night of Seven Fishes. It was a fish dinner. It was sort of like a fish casserole with a bunch of different types of shellfish. And to me, I was like, I was like, that's a legitimate night of the seven fishes.

That has no grandeur whatsoever. That has no panache, no majesty. It's the day the Christ child came into the womb or came out of the womb. No, it's a day before he came out of the womb. And nine months after. It's the night he was pushing on her fucking uterus, you know, causing her to bleed. The women bleed before they give birth? They do.

It's the water breaks, right? he's breaking her water he's fucking farting in the womb shitting probably I mean baby's shit in the womb sometimes babies get shit in their lungs because when they come out yeah because they swallow

what do they shit through their ass no but where does it come out in the womb but does it go through the umbilical cord I don't know I think we did a placenta picks it up who knows I mean maybe I don't know I know that sometimes sometimes a baby what happened

in my family I don't want to talk about who because I don't want to stigmatize this person not my nuclear family but the baby you've already stigmatized them by trying to distance yourself from them they're not my nuclear family well that's fine but you know but look it's one they're probably appreciating that no one wants to be associated with me but i don't want to you know read scarletters person which you know a shit a shit diagnosis but they got shit in their lungs when they're a baby oh okay yeah because they were coming out shit went in the lungs

what do you think about that was it was it their shit or was it the mother's shit I'm not sure I think it was their shit I mean babies don't come out of the ass do they

no but they're near they're in that general area yeah but not in the inside I mean and sometimes women do shit on the on the birthing table oh maybe maybe she's shit right in the mouth it's more the mother

oh my god that's that's I never thought of that that's a traumatizing and then the mother's telling us oh yeah you know the baby Because I always wonder, I always wonder about that. Like, you know, if they're shit in the whole time, where's it collect? They know, they probably comes up to the ability or whatever, right?

So this mother, we're saying, we're going with this, that the mother, as she was pushing, shit all over the babies. Like, as it was coming out, she also was shitting. The baby came down face down, maybe. Yeah. And then just thought it was a fucking nice treat and ate the shit. That's what we're going with. Wow.

All right. I mean, that's mind-blowing. Okay. He mistook the asshole for the nipple. Oh, God. He was milking the asshole. Nursing on the asshole? Oh, my God.

That's just to give out this person's name. No. And address. That's, that's, this, they were ruined it a lot. If you were working with a shit baby, wouldn't you want to know? I would, but I wouldn't feel like I deserve to know. How could you trust somebody with files? I don't.

We're learning X-L. That's my point. I wouldn't. I know how I would treat them if I found that. So you think that this night of the seven fishes that I attended wasn't a legitimate night of the seven fish. Yeah, I don't know how we got to the baby shit and thing from that. But yeah, exactly. The casserole is, that was disgusting to me.

I don't think it really had seven fishes on it either. Oh, my God. So not only was it, so it was just a shrimp, it was a shrimp pie? It was some kind of shrimp muscle. you know, crab. There's maybe some crab in there. There should be courses. There should be platters of bronzini and salmon.

Bronzine. And crusted eggplant over cod. Perhaps. Salted flounder. What's that? Flounder and salt on it. What was that fish they were talking about where they stuff it full of soft?

Salt. Salt. I was watching. I don't know. You guys are going to find it on YouTube maybe. It was a Top Chef Christmas episode. And Marcel and Harold, I used to watch Top Chef, not for years. But Harold, the winner of the first season, and Marcel, who was shaved against his will.

What? There was a, they, this happened. Top Chef Holocaust? In the second season, the Top Chef. I think it was Alon and I think I had a couple other people. I think someone might have went home over it. uh because he was look he was kind of a no-it-all or weird guy um i believe he was like a molecular gastronomy guy and there's like a head of the like before it became really really popular

and like he was like well i don't have an immersion circulator i was like you don't need that uh that kind of so like and so they tied him to his chair and they shaved him he got he bugged people the wrong way yeah whatever i mean yeah so he they they woke him up in the middle of night and they just held him down and they shaved his head Yeah. No, they took it very seriously. I mean, they were very afraid of a lawsuit. This is like, so they were just like, this guy's kind of weird and autistic. Let's hold him down and assaults him. I mean, look, I liked him, but he kind of, I could see why you think he was like a scumbag.

Or like maybe a note with all. I don't think he's autistic. He was just kind of like a prick. He came off like a prick sometimes. But he was good. He was talented. I don't mind people. The guy who sold me my car stereo years ago was a very big dick. I bought speakers And I brought my car in

And he's like Well you're just gonna get you know You hook this up to your car stereo The stock stereo I'm like yeah what It's gonna sound like if you want to sound like shit And like you know Eddie I mean

What do you think I said to this guy What did you say? I was just very nice Like oh alright Because he recommended the right speaker And so I don't mind people being pricks If they're good Like Marcel

But these people did and they held them down and they shaved them like it was did that happen like didn't that happen to like when the Nazis were defeated didn't they like they shaved their head the women's heads oh yeah they shaved the heads of french women who slept with Nazi officers yeah that's that's that's that's the treatment they gave to Marcel right it seems more so I feel like this is just the official story I feel like they probably raped him too maybe they had footage of the shaving but not the rape they didn't show the rape footage they won't release that anyway I demand that be released we should start a hashtag

hashtag show the rape So Marcel and Harold Got together in his It was like a get together thing And it was no competition Was Harold one of the ones that shaved his head? No Harold was the first season

He was a class act I'm very happy he won Yeah okay So him and Harold got together Even though Marcel Was the runner up for his year They got together Meaning in the minds

And they did this thing with a fish I don't know what kind of fish It was a big fish and they just packed mounds of salt on it. I don't know if they packed it, and you said in, I don't know if it went in, but it was just crusted with salt, a big crust of salt.

And everyone was like, this is the most amazing thing ever. And then, you know, and then Marcel started crying during dinner, you know, because, you know, the trauma. Right, the trauma of the rape. The PTSD came back. So I don't know.

I can't relate to your, we're not doing a shrimp casserole. our night of the seven fishes would obviously be classier yeah I hope so we'd turn a lot of people away no else we know it would be classier us eating out of the toilet and then jumping off the roof that would be classier I don't know it was a nice cassero

I'm sure okay all right it's not a class thing just don't call the nine and seven fishes I'm not trying to be classist but yeah so I'm very into fish now I'm a disfigured man we watched the Halloween movie I don't want to spoil anything but we watched the new Halloween film last night we tried to go to the theater uh we ended up as soon as the door closed behind me I asked you had keys you didn't have keys either we locked ourselves out of the apartment so we you know

we didn't end up go because we had to call you immediately started offering to suck people's dicks for money which I thought was extreme well I didn't offer per se I just clicked up I just, you know, had, I was saying like, maybe, you know, if, you know, if the land, because we didn't have, we have a piece of mail. That's a problem. We're going to call a locksmith. Don't you need a piece of, like, an ID?

My ID isn't shows the dress. So what if he calls me out on that? Yeah, that's true. And you go, oh, you're going to suck. Yeah, what is it? Like, what kind of, I mean, if you don't need ID, then what kind of scumbags are locksmiths just letting everybody in anywhere? The kind of scumbags who would do it if I sucked their dick.

So I was preparing myself for that. eventuality. Yeah. No, sure. Do you want me to offer you up to the lockstep? That's not, I was going to. Yeah, that is noble when you put that way. I was going to have you hide around the corner so you even get any idea.

Like, it's my mouth or nothing guy. But, yeah, so we ended up watching you go on Peacock. Peacock has a, you know, streaming for if you have Peacock, which we have for some reason, because the office is on Peacock. Otherwise, I'm not the kind of guy who would buy Peacock with the NBC app. but we lucked out what did you think the movie was bizarre I don't know how much we can give it it's probably along the trailer I didn't see the trailer

I don't want to spoil anything but it involves hordes of people storming hospitals which is like the opposite of I guess it is what's happening now maybe it's a metaphor for this COVID thing oh maybe maybe when they stormed the hospital and that guy would say my god it was murder 40 years ago and just and desecrated

That was a metaphor He murdered my daughter 40 years ago And desecrated her body Yeah to add that in Maybe that was a metaphor For the you know COVID

I like the movie It's bonkers Yeah no it's nuts There's an old Jamie Lee Curtis I mean she's so old I feel like I mean she's the only person

Like over the age of 40 He wasn't deaged in movies now I mean she was hot You ever see true lies Yeah Yeah strip tea she does Oh boy She was hot in the early

you know, horror film. She was on prom night. Well, yeah, but she was in her 20s. Halloween. Yes, well, she was in her 20s and trading places. She told her tits. I get it. But I'm talking about true lies.

She's in her 40s probably. And she's doing that striptease and that black underwear. Oh, boy. And all Schwarzenegger's just beating off. Oh. Anyway, but she looks old as shit now, which is fine. She's an old woman. Yeah, I mean, she should look old.

You know, you think she has to be the age, though? Because women are vain, generally. Women are very vain people. Yeah, I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis seems like the kind of person who might not ask for it. Because she's just, you know, why? I don't know. It makes her different. She doesn't seem like, like she was always sort of an unconventional beauty.

Yeah, she wasn't like. Isn't her dad like Alfred Hitchcock or something? Oh, no, no. But her mother is a woman who started in Psycho. Oh, right. Yeah. So anyway, didn't she also get murdered that woman? she got murdered

I don't know almost certainly not actually I think about it probably not her character gets murdered in the shower maybe that's what I'm thinking of it's like I don't remember the movie

it's a good movie check it out I mean I don't want I'm doing an endorsement for Halloween there's a lot of stuff I would like to talk about but I don't want to ruin it for people but you like it usually don't like watching horror movies I like these are David Gordon Green you know this and you took me into the one of the first dates we went on you took me into the not first dates but you know early on our relationship we went to the see the 2018 one and i was like this

isn't bad i usually hate horror films but the guy who made pineapple express and some other stuff made this yeah and then he made the new one they're good yeah you know and uh uh you know michael meyers is like a mama master yeah i mean he's just uh mama magic man it's like it's like it's like if Fador was doing a santa ria or something I don't know I don't know how I feel about that I mean look everyone's fighting back I don't think that's

spoils anything which I kind of like the first one they fought back against them and Jamie Lee Curtis had an arsenal I'm like this is cool because they're actually it's like the thing they're fighting back against them he's just and they have like you know I'm sick I would never sit there and be like some guy in a man I'd like

fuck you and I was you know and start fucking whipping shit at them or something you know whipping my fucking fried rice at them well you made a good point which is that a lot of like horror movies it's like they're really just horror for women yeah it's just women have a fantasy about being murdered can we just establish that women want to be murdered well i think the idea that a that a giant that a big man could murder you easily is maybe often in the back of your mind as a woman when you're masturbating when you're fucking your boyfriend? Why aren't you more violent?

Why aren't you cutting my face off? Yeah. So yeah, it's just, it's not made for men. But these people are relatively, I would like to see people like the thing, the great John Carpenter film The Thing, it was all about just scientists and they're all just very, and look, it doesn't mean they overpower the monster. Right. But they build a little realism.

They're not sitting there going, oh, maybe we should throw water on it. No, they're all, they're like, they're doing blood, testing shit and they're fucking it's great it is a great movie it's it's great when they just like the dog the dog starts sprouting or whatever and they just immediately light it on fire exactly it's like doesn't mean they win but like yeah you sitting there going like yeah that's what I would do kill it kill it now I mean they love that dog but they murder this soon as they could yeah no just immediately hit it with a flamethrower I like it yeah that's a good movie Succession, we're recording this on Sunday

Right before the succession comes out I know by the time it's airs Are already have aired But do you want to give your predictions I think that Shiv Is going to have sex with Brian Cox Oh my God

If you don't watch Succession Which you should, it's a great show Shiv is the daughter of Brian Cox Yeah You think that She's gonna do that to consolidate power I do feel like not enough times in shows set in the modern day. Do women consolidate power by having sex with their father?

It doesn't happen enough. It's a, yeah. And it's really not realistic how little it happens. It's sitting right there. We all know it's a problem in America. So why not use it for entertainment? I think it's a great idea. I think we should get you in front of HBO, make this pitch.

Jesse Armstrong, the guy made a peep show. is a creator of succession. He might go for it. He's got a dark sense of humor. That's true. He would sit there and go, you know what? I don't know that too,

but I didn't think anyone would like it. And the fact that you, that's good enough for me. And he would green light season four. And season four begins with old Brian Cox, just doggy's dying his fucking daughter. And if he doesn't like it, I'll all say he's actually harassed me.

Ooh. Well, now it's on the podcast. I mean, it's going to be evidence. I'll threaten him. I mean, that would be great For a honestly

Your case will fail But that's going to be great promotion For the podcast That's true It's going to be used in evidence in court And then it's going to be the bombshell And they're going to be like Articles are going to be written about it

And they're going to be so smug Going smoking gun Oh And like hey as that was the point That come podcast forever There's going to be a picture of me Looking tired My hair unwashed

I guess we'll get to the Batman before we move on to the big topic. This is my latest impression Batman. You might think you saw him before. If you think that, it's because you saw the Arkham Asylum Batman, which is from a video game. This is

the Arkham Knight Batman from a different video game. I didn't play the video game. He's posed like this because they have the Joker figure usually sitting next to him. I don't know. Not much to say. I didn't play the game. He looks, he's got a big chest, though. You like that?

I do like that. You can start getting wet thing about him murdering you. This batarang. He does look angry. He looks a mad. He's a mad guy. Did he throw this at people or does he just stab them with it? It would be great if he was just stabbing people with it.

I mean, the classic move with the batterang is to, he throws it as a guy holding the gun. Like he throws at his hand. And then, yeah. Wait, it's called a batterang? Like boomerang? Yeah, a batterang. I just like to think of him coming up with that. It's a batterer.

I mean, like, it's shaped like a bat. That's true. Now you're giving shit to Batman? I don't know. He's the only person giving street justice to pedophiles. It seems like a weirdly cheeky thing for Batman to come up with when he's such a haunted individual. So you want to just buy boomerangs at like, you know,

some Australian supply store? Is that what you want? It's supposed to strike menace. The fact that some guy. very well and they're very like you know it's not look it's not jagged edges

and like made of wood if you're a criminal and some guy throws a fucking perfectly sculpted bat shade batter like boomerang out of you

like this guy's a fucking psychopath sure that like it's not as much oh is he really a bat no it's not anything of that shit it's like oh this motherfucker

who just sits around carving batterings all day oh man this guy's this guy's ready for it It would be kind of embarrassing, though, to get killed by something called a Batarang. That's part of the point, too. Sexual shame. I mean, typically, you throw it at the hand of the guy holding the gun.

But, yeah, it would be funny if you just stay. I mean, he doesn't typically kill people. It's kind of his thing. Right. But you would, like, Batman, just start stab people in the neck with Batarang. Good move. I do like that he's in midair. Yeah, well, I may like that.

The figure doesn't come like that. But I took this from a different figure. this is a figure that flies we want to pose like Superman or whatever I just took this and anyway Well you should wait they should create something Where it's sort of like it's two sides And then a little thing like this

And then he can slide across it So it looks like he's sliding He's flying through the sky You want that? Yeah I'm fucking during his whole apartment Into a goddamn fun house I should be murdered

We're having all these figures he's cool I don't much more to say about it but yeah I like your idea we'll send that idea to the men who make Batman to stay of people with it and if they don't like it I'll say they're sexually around

that's your new move I like it I don't sit around carving batterangs all day I just accuse people to perfect assault it's a monumental time in the United States

for labor It is. I'm not talking about the kind of labor where you eat your mother's shit and then blame, and she blames it on you. Yeah. I'm talking about. But much like that, these labor movements are and, you know, they're going through their sort of birth pangs.

Yes. So it is sort of like getting your, getting a load of your mother's shit in your mouth. They should all get ready to eat shit is what you're trying to say. Yeah. Very nice. Are you a union buster? Much like, I think Lucy being like the fucking, like, the manager, the company, like, you know, the PR person going, look, it's everyone's right to strike in America. I can't stop them, but much like a child sucking on the asshole of a mother as it's being given birth to, these strikers should be ready to eat shit.

And then you smoke a cigar. Yeah. Big wig, Lucy. And he goes, this union sexually harassed me. Assaulted me. If you were the manager of a company with a union, would you accuse the entire union of gang sexually assaulted you? Yeah, sure.

I mean, I'm a team player. I work for the company. Imagine if that dropped. It would be me, the unions versus me too, right? Well, I think there's been some stuff like that already. Like, it's like there's so. Oh, yeah. Well, it was kind of a.

that's there? Well, yeah. No, there's been workers at like Tyson chicken plants who were sexually assaulted. I don't talk about you as the manager accusing the union who you're negotiating with of gang sexually assaulting you. No, but I was saying like there are stories where it's like, I guess, no, nothing like that has happened. I would hope not. I mean, that's your specialty. That's going to be your end at, you know, as Kellogg's.

Kellogg's didn't hire you as a consultant. Yeah, I would agree. was normal they wouldn't even have any leverage uh but yeah we have a lot of strikes going on just the kellogg's plant uh in battle creek michigan i think they're uh the people who make corn flakes and frosted flakes um raisin brands uh mini wheats right all sorts of stuff yeah well that's that's a that's a great resume i mean look it's a good i i like kellocks you're real i what's what's the competition general mills yeah

you got cinnamon toast crunch and you got the fucking what else they got? They got all the who makes the who makes the what's that golden grams is that post?

I don't know I should have done more research I don't think it's I don't think it's catalogs they probably do like they general mo they probably do tricks tricks are for kids

yeah that's a they do all the fun ones yeah the old the rape ones Kelloggs are all like you know the Catholic ones Catholic What's Catholic?

It's all very Catholic feeling cereal. Is it a Eucharist? What are you talking about? What's Catholic about any of them? It just feels like the kind of thing that like, you know. And God so loved his, the world. Wait, God so loved his children that he took his only son and he fed him fruit loops. And then he blooded him out.

I go, what's going on here? Anyway It just feels like the kind of, you know, what are they called? Kellogg's, what do they have again? What's their big thing? Cornflakes?

Cornflakes. It just feels like a priest would be eating cornflakes. That's a good point. They don't make Cheerios. And it would be like this is cleansing my soul from having molested all those children. So you think that, so you,

in your fantasy or you're, whatever, you're, I guess you're a cop, investigating a priest and his MO, Well, what you catch him is, by the way, he eats cornflakes after he rapes a child. No, but like when the police came to his door, when they figured him out and they,

and they bust down the door, he'd be there just sadly eating cornflakes. And he looks up to finally go, I'm pure, I'm paying for my crimes. I mean, cornflakes was invented by a guy, Mr. Kellogg, who, you know, I said that we wrote to Wellsville with Dana Carvey, right? yeah and he was like a maniac yeah all the workers are really striking because they don't want to be forced to masturbate for spiritual revelation anymore

did he tell people to masturbate I think masturbate wasn't masturbation a big part of it I know at one point I think John Cusack's in the movie and he's got a master someone has a masturbation belt and just jerking them off which I thought it was a weird movie for a serial like serial story but yeah I guess it gets you're right

he was really into bowel movements right so these workers I mean, apparently they're working eight days a week or seven days a week or something, but you think it's more of the, you know, the masturbation. They have to jerk off their managers. Yeah, or no, they have to, like, jerk off their managers jerk them off. But, you know, and it's nice for, like, the first few days, but then it gets tiresome. Sure.

I mean, like, you have to have some nice pay time off. It's going to be jerking off your ship supervisor. Yeah. So I support, I support Kellogg's. You support the company? No, I mean, I mean the people who work for Kellogg's. You have solidarity with the corporation. Then we got John Deere.

They're also striking. Oh, yeah, there is some video where, like, a person who wasn't, like, trained. The people who manage their tractors quit, so they had, like, an office worker. They were trying to get, like, an office worker to work. I saw the fact that there was an ambulance coming to the, to the strike site or whatever where the factory they were making

like accountants like fucking put wheels I mean his company seems that in control it's like that scene remember that scene in Mad Men where like the guy's running riding a tractor

around the office and some guys like like gets cut off at the knee oh yeah that's crazy well that was crazy I mean oh this thing yeah yeah no I mean

It's kind of the worst move you could do Because now no one is going to be on the side I mean I can't imagine being on the side of John Deere After they got some accountant killed Yeah Or whatever maimed Whatever happened to regular scabs Just people

Yeah I mean I guess this kind of specialized work Or maybe they don't Maybe they don't want it Like look They were told It's gonna be bad PR if we bring scabs in So what's let's get Gary from accounting

and we'll get his leg cut in the fucking and they thought it was going to be like a sympathetic thing you know oh everyone's going to feel bad for his fat Gary his shin gets removed by a lathe and uh but it backfired because now we're all realizing the links they'll go the John Deere company will go

if we were in the track of it before no neither of I uh I saw some people on Twitter you know supporting the strike me and they were and they were I mean, it's a little excessive, I feel like. I mean, people, someone was, you know, like, complaining, oh, great, now you can't get farm supplies and your crop's going to be fucked up.

And then some, you know, kids who's like, I'm sure lives in the house, his apartment his parents pay for in Brooklyn somewhere. It's like, eh, so some rich elite, you know, weekend farmer can't get into some, you know, new track, which I think is excessive. I mean, it's hard to be on the side. I'm on the side of the worker, but I am against everyone on Twitter. who supports the workers because they're all people

who've never worked a day in their life, I guarantee it. Yeah, every time like you use someone on Twitter supporting the strike, it's awful. And every time you hear someone who's just like striking,

talk about it, it all sounds very reasonable. You're always like referencing like Trotsky. And it's like, no of these people are communists. I guarantee it. No one, it doesn't help,

no, doesn't help unions in America to link it with communism. You know? I mean, And, yeah, it's also like, it's sort of like misses the point. Like, it's like, yeah, it's like, no, it is important that they're not, like, getting their tractors or whatever.

That's why the job is important. Like, that's why it should be paid. Yeah, no, sure. Like, it's like, you know, it's like. No, it's what I'm saying. It's a weird way to try and support the union by arguing that their job doesn't matter. Like, oh, the farmer got, well, yeah, they're claiming this guy. This guy's, it's like Gary from accounting.

He bought a tractor with an employee discount And his axle went bad And now he's got no dick Right Anyway, I hate everyone on Twitter Yeah Kaiser Permanente What's that?

Some kind of hospital Such a shirt Nurses I think are striking medical workers Because they I don't know They're sick of being heroes They want us to start clapping for them at seven

Yeah. That's the only demand they have is that we all start, you know, banging pots together and telling them how great they are and, uh, post, you know, and liking their Facebook posts when they talk about, you know, where they share those fucking pictures and it's like, oh, I work for 12 hours and I'm fucking, I'm so sweaty and I wore a mask and I watched people die.

You got this job to watch people die. I don't know if they get the job to watch people. You knew it's part of it. Well, I got a job at the more. I knew I was going to be handling dead people. Well, that you might be able to argue the person got the job so they could look at dead people. I mean, I didn't. I just wanted a good job.

I thought it was interesting. But I knew. Oh, yeah. But I knew that was part of the gig. I just started crying when a baby, dead baby came in. We discussed this before. I don't cry when I see dead babies anymore, wherever. I didn't cry.

I knew dead babies existed. I resolved myself to that before I took. the job and I'm a man of my I'm man of will okay so these nurses they you know they should they should have known that you know thousands and thousands of people would come in and die every day yeah but when people come into the you know and when people come into the you know hospital they're not just a mound of melting flesh that you need to deal with they're a person and you'd maybe talk to them and form connections with them and then they die I would be very I would be very disconnected.

You be someone in my care. Okay. Oh, hello. How do you? You need more medication? I'm very old and I need more medication. Hello, ma'am. How are you?

Hello. Okay. How are you? I'm, I'm, I turned 70 years old yesterday. I have two daughters. Really, let's try to focus, all right? We're talking about your medical needs. I don't like care of who you are.

I would get, look, you might be a Holocaust desire, ma'am. and I still treat you because of the Hippocratic Oat. So don't, don't come at me and tell me about your daughter. I don't care. I don't deny it happened. I just deny that it was 6 million. Yeah, that's fine. It's a crazy number.

I mean, it's not fine. It's not fine. Six million. How is that even possible? I mean, there's a lot of infrastructure, ma'am. And again, I don't, I don't care that you, you know, think that, you know, it was a fake thing. Cyclone B can't kill humans. It's for de-lousing.

Anyway, you want some Tylenol, you want some Advil. I don't know how doctors work. I'm trying to play a nerve, but I don't know anything about it. I just assume to give you Advil and then they cut your leg off. But see how, that's what I would do. And, oh, you want a deeper personal connection. Stop needing that. Stop encouraging people who go to hospitals to need that.

Yeah, but there's such a thing as bedside manner. Like, you got to, you got to, you got to get them. You got to care for him. Don't be a prick is my bedside manner. Like, don't be like, why you're so fat? That's, like, don't say stuff like that. But I don't care about how your son sent you a bouquet on your birthday. And he works at, you know, at the Kellogg factory jerking off his manager.

And he's very, pretty proud of him. I don't care about that. All right? This is my point. So, I get, the nurses might just want, you know, better pay or something. But I'm a, you know, I don't want enough with this complaining about dead people. No, I don't think there are, I don't think, I don't think they're striking because people continue to die. I mean, it might.

I feel like they're sitting there going like, you know what, you're not taking the vaccine, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, horse, horse. They're just throwing horse paste, horse paste. That's the negotiation. I picture the nurses are screaming, you horse face, past eating motherfucker? Well, yeah, like, how do you fix that?

They're striking because, like, patients aren't getting vaccinated. How do you fix that? But, I'm not, it's probably a pay thing. I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to see that.

I'm taking no stance on this whatsoever. You know, why? I don't care anymore. Yeah. I'm vaccinated. You're a vats. Whatever. We're not making this.

Oh, these nurses watch people talk because they won't get vaccinated. Let's not get political. call this country is fucked uh black pill right now i'm black pill what's what's the what's the indifferent pill yeah what is that one it's a popcorn flavored pill like that popcorn jelly bean um so yeah i don't know what these nurses want then we have the film workers the iATCE yeah i see whatever it is it's like the tactical people the people who make what like you know the cinematographer not the cinematographers probably right they have their own

killed the people who make uh anti-vax ads the people the people who fucking the real heroes people who make fucking you know soft core pornography and uh there's weird 3D animations of children like are they always complaining that like that's like a blue pole no virtual trial porn every couple years it comes up in the news are these people the people who are striking Anyway, I don't know what's happening with that. Are we not going to get any more episodes of her? You, whatever that show is you watched on Netflix about a stalker? It's about a stalker.

Women really do just want to. It's a show about a stalker. You're not on his side. He's the protagonist and the person you root for, but you're not on his side. Well, now he's going to be in the truth. We were watching something else on Netflix, and it comes up, and, you know, you know, you know how Netflix works works. you, against your will.

I'm watching this guy, and he's got a little baby in his hands. The first thing you see for season three, right? Or whatever it is. And I'm like, no one puts a little baby in the hands of a man if he's not supposed to be sympathetic. Yeah. You never saw, you know, Michael Myers with a little baby in his hands. That's true.

You never saw Freddy Kruger cradle. I mean, he murders babies. That's true, yeah. So you're saying this man who's murdered people before, and he's a stalker. And he's married to a stalker. And he's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Well, now his wife is a stalker, too. So there are two stalkers.

They get married to each other. These are the people. Who in this operation is striking, is my point? The person filming the sociopathic stalker holding the baby. Okay. I throw it a set design or the set people. Is it everyone? Is Roger Deacon's going to be on strike?

I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. I mean, you have, there's a scab. But that'd be great. I'd love if he's like, I'm British. Go fuck yourself. And then he makes a new Bond movie.

Anyway. So are you on the side of management in general? No, no. I think people should strike. Worker solidarity. I'm a union guy. I've been in different unions my whole life. Yeah.

I'm a union jack or a union man. Is that, what's union? Oh, Union Jack is a British thing. it's the flag yeah that's not me i don't like the british you're a union man i'm a union boy um but yeah which side are you on i don't know i just have my union boy no that's the famous song what or uh yeah what's his name i'm peter seger or what he gothrey or whatever there reminds me that there's that film uh what's it called not lansing michigan uh Hartford, not Hartford.

What's that film I always tell you about? Harlan County. Harlan County, USA. It's a great, go find that somewhere. It's probably on YouTube or whatever. It's about the coal worker striking. And that was brutal. That's like, you know, the cop, they're getting shot at.

Yeah. And that's what I want to have a strike. I want to see. I only want to get shot. But I want there to be like a guy filming it. And then the fucking, the fat company guy brandishes a revolver. And he's like, eh, you know? Yeah.

At one point, they go to New York City in that movie. He's like the 70s. And like, and they're talking to some cop, and he's like, oh, you guys should get paid more. That's, you know, you guys are getting you like time off or a vacation. I mean, I get, oh, you know, you guys work hard. Well, you work hard too. And the cops like, no, I mean, I'm just standing here talking to you.

This is my job. It was great. They don't make movies. Like, now documentaries are all. You know, the Kardashians and kids eating shit out of the mother's asses and, you know, and her or you what a movie is. Whatever that thing. What's it called?

What's the show called? You. You. That's the level of documentary we have now. Well, that's not a documentary, but sure. Yeah. These shows might as well be that. These documentaries are all bad.

So anyway, we should make the documentary about Kellogg's and we'll just have me, you should make it and have me walk around pretending to be the Kellogg's management guy and brandishing a gun. And, like, just shoot it on, like, 16-millimeter film. Yeah. This can be great for us. You're brandishing a gun with one hand and slugging down the Kellogg cereal on the other.

You're showing up, I'm trying to hide my burns. Yeah. My butterburns. Pounding corn flakes with your butterburned hand. And then you, you know, there's some scene where I'm just eating fish. for some reason, because it's my new identity. I'm a pescatarian now. Or really, the butterburn hand should be the gun hand

because that would be more intimidating. I mean, can I just have a gun hand like we've talked about before? Can we just melt a gun into my hand? My hand's already burned. Can we just melt a gun into it? I'm not trying to give any advice to management, but if all the upper management had gun hands,

I think it would make negotiations, you know, harder for the unions. Here's a deal. Solidarity, we support unions, full stop. That being said, these companies are all stupid. but for not hiring us as consultants. Because we could break the backs of the unions. I believe that. The tactics I would use, the sexual assault allegations you would make.

Yeah. Oh, man. We'd be unstoppable. Like on hand. But there's a lot of labor shortages, though. That's the problem with this whole fucking thing. I mean, we were sitting here. Why is no one working?

Well, that's probably, look, in part that maybe that's like, that's connected to the strikes. Well, they have leverage now. Yeah, they have leverage. Yeah. But why is it, like, how are these people living? I'm very confused. Like, all these people are like, oh, workers now are, like, you know, they don't feel,

because they've got unemployment for a long time, right? Yeah. That's ended for the most part, right? Yeah, I mean, I'm sure in some, like, ways that maybe some people, you know, were smart about their unemployment money. Maybe they saved it. Maybe, I know that, like, in some cases, like, the government did do, like, an extended unemployment thing.

Yeah. Like, yeah, so... A lot of cases, yeah. Yeah, so it's like... So were they, they were working and clicking unemployment at the same time? Well, no, no, I'm saying, like, just because, like, the COVID unemployment ended doesn't necessarily mean that people can't do unemployment anymore. Like, it's like, yeah.

It does. No, in some cases, like, you can extend it. There are ways to extend it. How? I mean, I never really looked into it, but I've... All right. Well, anyway, people just seem to be able to get away with not working. And you got a bunch of people camping

And young people who are camping They call them homeless But a lot of people just camping Under the overpasses And I don't know It just seems like it's just No one's, it's a crazy thing out there We have inflation all over the place

It's not typical inflation It's not the kind of inflation Where it comes from, you know The monetary supply or something But you know There's shortages, the Suez Canal Was all jammed up for months there's supply chain issues

it's a it's a it's a strange time for late I mean what do you think is going to do you think we're going to end up like Weinmar Germany the Vinemar Republic if you don't know the Vymore Republic was at Weinmar I think it's Vinemar right they had hyperinflation

right after World War I they had the Treaty of Versailles and you can argue about if that caused you know the collapse of the by the republic but the point is they had hyperinflation and then that led to hitler it did no it's a hundred percent of it because you had unemployment yeah it's the whole thing with it like the whole thing musilini was trains on time right but hitler did similar things he like trains all right he was sitting there going like yeah yeah the jew thing sure but also we'll have trains

yeah i don't i'm sorry i can't go with hitler better he was sitting there with his model train set going chew chew chew on aboard was he saying chucho yeah the earlier I don't know about that so yeah I mean the inflated I am paying more for my cod I am paying more for my salmon I'm not complaining

but you know when the I mean is that because of the labor shortage Whole Foods is just fucking me I mean whole food foods might be fucking It's an old part of an economic network right The inflation and the labor shortages I'm not an economist all right

I'm a guy doing a podcast If you want an economist, go find Gary. He's missing a leg at the John Deer factory. I'm going to say, like, you know, a nice slice of salmon. You know, that'll cost you a pretty penny in any situation, you know. Well, I'll say it's cost more now. Is it wild? Are you a wild salmon boy?

I can't get to the Whole Foods. You know, these Whole Foods fucking scumbags who claim that they're all about healthy food, they only gave me the farm salmon. What's your point? It costs more. Okay. I'm not saying, like, oh, look, salmon should be $2 and it's $11.

I'm saying the prices have gone up. People at the grocery stores. I saw a thing on Twitter where some grocery store because of all these shortages had just two full aisles of Halloween candy, just to hide the fact that they were missing canned peas and canned apricots or wherever the fuck, diapers, I don't know. We're going into economic collapse, Lucy's what I'm trying to tell you. How do you, I mean, I have.

I saw an article about school lunch shortages. Oh, yeah. They can't even get the food. I mean, it was bizarre. They were talking about, we can't get turkey for our tacos. Turkey for your top. I've been to many tacharias all over Brooklyn and in the city. I've even been to Mexican places in California.

I've never seen turkey on the menu. What are these fucking schools doing turkey tacos? Now, were you, did you get school lunches a lot as a kid? I got a fair amount. You know, my mom would pack me lunches sometime, early on especially. But then I went to a Catholic school early on. And our gym, like, we didn't have the cafeteria first. Then we started going.

We had the same room was our gym, our cafeteria, and our auditorium. Oh, yeah, mine too. Yeah, one of those schools. but yeah we did they did set a school lunch thing and uh i remember in second grade i think it was i was hand i got a hamburger or cheeseburger i guess and i had been into it and i fomit it all over the table because it was very it was white it was just white cheese i i i didn't realize it was cheese i guess i thought it was spoiled i thought it was some kind of uh much like when my parents tried to force me to eat cream spinach against my well now i love cream spinach now

but not thanks to this I didn't I didn't need it for years after this they forced me to eat cream spinach and it's not a child abuse thing I'm just saying if we were sitting the table

and my kid was sitting there going I'm not going to eat you cream spinach I would also I would like grab his jaw and just show me so again I'm not complaining but I'm just saying they made me try it and I vomited it all over the table

it just happens I vomited a pizza hut you know one time how aggressively did they They try, did they get you to eat it? Like, I remember being assertive. Did they coax you into eating? I mean, my dad wasn't hitting me with a hammer, if that's what you're asking.

He wasn't smacking me in the top of the head with a hammer going brute force or spinach. You choose. All right. But the point is, if I don't like something, I'm going to vomit. Not anymore. Have you ever seen me vomit? No. I mean, sometimes I'll vomit if I eat White Castle, but on purpose because I could feel what it's

doing to me. I'm not the health, you know, I'm not the healthiest guy. We all know that. But you could, I don't want the, the knife pains in my gut. So I'll just fucking purge it. I'm not planning to purge it,

but if I make, I remember doing this like I'm coming 4 a.m. I just started vomiting. Like, let's just end it now. Let's end the pain now. They should start putting that tip in White Castle commercials. Yeah. It's good for a business.

And you get hungry, maybe you can go white castle again. Yeah. Or, it's a white castle taste without the white castle consequences. Yeah. At the very least, You don't have a direct memory of having just someone stabbing you in the stomach.

That's what it feels like. I got a jalapeno sliders once years ago. The intensity in your eyes. So bad. I was in so much pain. I regret that I not throwing up that time. Anyway, the point is, and then another time, so that was one incident with the food. And then I remember a few years later, but I remember it was in fifth grade.

I uh someone that said they saw a rat in the kitchen like we basically it was kind of set up I mean it's similar to other ones where you kind of we basically they kind of has a makeshift room where you with two doors and you kind of go through it wasn't a big lunch line and so you go into this room and come out and like inside the women have the you know it's the kitchen and so wait wait inside the kitchen the women had what food and you know they had the area where they kept the women Anyway, so someone that said they had sort of rat in the kitchen. Yeah.

So I decided I was, I don't know, look, I mean, part of it, I admire the assertiveness of me or whatever, but also it was probably douchey. Right. I went in as a journalist into the kitchen room. I had like a pad and I was like asking them about, I think I started asking them like, oh, what we have for lunch today? I think I'm smart enough to leave with, like, other questions. But then I said, and, you know, oh, and how do you make this food? If someone said they saw a rat in here today, is that true? And, uh, no, what's weird about this story besides the fact that I should have been stabbed with a child.

I should have been stabbed in the hands of the mouth. You were investigating the kitchen. I get, yeah. And, uh, there was a school newspaper. her or anything. It was a great school. Oh, God. So, yeah,

what are you, dush? I'm getting douche shills. Just a little douche. But so what happened? But that, look, I would have gone down as a douche,

but then is what happens. The principal, who was a nun, who was kind of heavy, came over to me. Can I talk to you for a second, Raymond? And she had in her hands.

Now, I understand this very differently now they did that. But at the time, what I saw was this fat nun, holding like a paper cup of like uh chicken nuggets and and and and it's a mashed potatoes also and she's dip in the mashed potatoes and the chicken nuggets eating them going now you were asking about the kitchen huh hum hum and i'm just and like well yeah i was just someone says or a rat and

it's like well this i don't remember exactly but she i took it the time is oh she's she's being the heavy she's leaning in on me like this is like citizen kane and like hers just right it's answer you. Yeah. I told everyone that. Because if you started asking about the rats, next you might start asking about the women that keep back there. Now, in hindsight, I realized years later, oh, she was just demonstrating that she was

fine eating the food. Oh, so she was doing like the kind of like the Obama and Flint, Michigan move. Yes, she was doing the drinking, drinking lead poison water going, it's fine. It's great. But at the time, I felt like she was, you know, going to have me whacked. Right. See, those are my, and also other times. Were you escorted at?

Did you get to keep asking questions after that? Well, I mean, I probably pussy down after the, you know, first question anyway. Yeah. I, I tuck tail after that. This is just years before I learned to, like, starting to kill myself. But do you have any lunch experiences? Yeah, I mean, I just remember it. Yeah, it was all bad, you know?

I was just like, I mean, honestly, like, it was okay. Like, the school I went to was, like, okay. It was all like pizza and stuff Yeah, we got Elyers pizza I remember before that We used to get like real pizza Before we had a cafeteria They were like once a week

Or once a month They would get pizza And you can buy You can bring in a dollar You get a slice of pizza And they would have Burger King Burger hamburger And then we got a cafeteria

Like oh good news We got a cafeteria Here's your Elyos pizza Dog shit And uh You didn't like Eilios is a kid Look it's fine But it's not you know

We used to get real pizza I probably didn't complain. I like Eileo. Elyos is fine. It's tasty. Yeah. It's not pizza. It's something else.

What, you're a big Elios fan? I loved Elios as a kid. I mean, did you like it more than the actual pizza? No, not necessarily. But it was like, you know, but it was still really good. No, it's better than, like, you know, eating chicken. Sure. It's pizza still, sort of.

Did you ever accuse a lunch lady of sexually arresting you? No, no. I mean, you know, she never gave me a reason to. What would be? What would they have? Like, I'll be the lunch lady. Oh, here's, uh, ask me for something that you want. I don't know, obviously ran out of cookies. Oh, I'll be the lunch lady.

They have a cookie? Oh, I'm sorry. We don't have any cookies. It's all gone. I'll show you, bitch. What are you going to show me? I'll show you what it looks like when you get slapped for the sexual harassment accusation. Oh, I might as well just do it then.

I mean, that's the problem when you're educated and you start threatening to like, you know, they'll just do it. Yeah, I remember one time, like, the science teacher was, like, talking to us about something. Like, he, I don't know what got him on this, but he was, like, you know, we were taught, it was a forensics class and we were talking about. What grade was it, forensics? We don't know. It was, like, it was, like, software. Like, criminal forensics?

Like, just general forensic. Yeah, criminal forensics. Like, like, bodies and just, have self-crimes. Yeah, like an intro to it. Okay. And, like, high school? Yeah, in high school. And somehow we got on the topic of child abuse.

And he went on this tangent with this anecdote about how, like, you know, one time, like, there was this kid in my class and he was really sad because somebody in his family had passed away. And so I was sitting with him with him there alone in class and I put my hand on his shoulder. And another teacher walked by and saw the door was closed. And they pulled me aside afterwards and say, you can never do that with a kid when the door is closed. You got to have the door open or you could be accused of something. You were putting, took you aside or did the teacher aside? No, no, this is a story He told about some kid

Oh Who he was comforting In his class supposedly But it's like It's some other teacher Honestly, I'm more suspicious Why was he telling you this? I don't know

He was telling the class This is like he raped that kid And then now he's just He's just his whole life now It's just building and building and building More backstory For the time you almost got caught rape you again Honestly, I'm more suspicious

of the other teacher In the story who goes like Oh, you can't do that. You could be accused of anything nowadays. That person definitely raped you. Oh, yeah. Trust me. You don't want to be seen doing that.

Hey, look. Take him to your car. We all know what teases these kids are. Bring them home first. Don't take the bait. But that you mean he's in class because he's definitely fucking kids. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. Well, so. To sum up, the union labor issue, is there like a Semperify for unions? I mean, besides screaming salad. Solidarity is the worst word. These fucking Twitter commies and leftists are the worst. Have a better thing than just screaming solidarity.

It sucks. Like find some Latin phrase like Semperify. The Marines say Semperify right before they gut some guy with a bayonet. Yeah. It's nice. Or what about rape management? That's what you'd express. Yeah.

I don't know if that's going to get you much of the negotiating table, but fair enough. Do you have anything, that's, that's about it for that. Do you have anything to the pitch, the, the, the plug? Okay, so it's about this little unicorn. He prances around in the woods. I think he's actually sold. Yeah.

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