Kump - 97 - Supreme Kump

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

Ray and Lucie discuss Harry and Meghan vs Joe Rogan, Supreme Court nominees and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your Kump Hand merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? How are you enjoying this bomb cyclone? Is that what it is? It's called a bomb cyclone.

Why? I don't know. Can you look up where the bomb cyclone is and we can get to the bottom of it? We mentioned on the Patreon earlier how I like to, I took a lot of satisfaction in foraging in our pantry and, you know, and creating preserves or not creating, that means making jelly, right? Creating preserves.

I was just, I secured fetichini that we had from early in the pandemic. I made dinner even though we could have gotten taken out it wasn't that bad but I like the idea that we were locked inside and we couldn't order food we should just make food sometimes

yeah no we could totally it's totally within our power to make food when there isn't a bomb cycle we have rice and beans we have soups hidden the way we should pretend like we are being we should pretend like people are hunting us

yeah like bounty hunters uh we like we we got involved with uh criminal elements beyond our scope out of our depth and now we're being they're gonna be shaking down seamless guys yeah we tried we tried to create meth and it it was just poison just like on the shield um one of the situations where like poison mess out there and we're responsible as the cops are after us the the bikers, the cartels that we dealt with, everyone. I think you're thinking of Breaking Bad. Well, they made meth, but there's also in the Shield.

We just want, there's, you know, the scene where the brothers make the bad meth. It's killing everybody. Oh, sure. Yeah. No, this is not, I'm not, I'm not a chemistry teacher who used to be the premier chemist in all of the United States and then lost one patent. and so we went and became a high school teacher. My life's not as realistic as breaking bad. I'm sorry.

You pointed that out to me recently. It was something I had never really thought of. But you were like, why couldn't this guy get a better job than... High school teacher? High school chemistry teacher in a state that doesn't really pay that well. Yeah. Pay its teachers that well. It's probably some plot point we missed because we have been his Gilligan disciples.

There's no way he couldn't have at least been a professor. He should have been making like rubber, like new condoms. right condoms that feel better that would make that would make a person millions honestly breaking bad should have been about a guy

who invented condoms that feel like real vagina deciding to make meth yeah because like he didn't have he made this condom that tasted just like vagina

um and he also had wanted to taste it like dick people who like dick um and it feels just why would anyone because he was on the receiving end

of the common condom want to taste vagina receive um because let's just say you're like you're you're you're friends of a lesbian okay um and you're both lonely now it's not a coercive thing but you're both bored and lonely it's like uh you want to fool around like oh we're my best friends but i'm a lesbian so i'm not really attracted to you was like well i got this condom that uh you know first of all that that's great i'm glad to hear that i'm glad to hear your lesbian and I support your choices. That being said, just throwing it out there spitballing.

I do have this condom invented by this guy Walter White that is, it tastes just like a vagina. So we got nothing else to do if you want. I'm just, you know, throwing it out there. If you want to suck, you know, my dick with this vagina condom. This would have to be a really desperate lesbian. Or bored. You know, there's certain parts of the country. They don't have like laser tag.

That's true. Yeah. No, honestly, that's a good. argument sitting around and look it's like it's like she's gonna say like you know what doesn't really feel like vagina like there's nothing like that in the vagina a dick and you go yeah i'm saying the click kind of but i know what you mean and i don't know just you know i'm just sure but it'll taste like it but i'm thinking maybe it's better than nothing maybe i'm wrong i'm not coercing you know what you know you don't want to you don't want to create this

what because before you know it's going to be people are going to start using it in like conversion therapy it's going to get like a really bad rap all right so we'll just make the the cock flavor okay walter white will just make the cock flavor and then he but he doesn't get health insurance and so he forgets to he gets to sound for health insurance even I could have before that because it's a very successful product

or it's very it's critically received it's critically well received by the condom reviewers, but, you know, it's not like commercially very successful for the reasons you're pointing out. Yeah. So that guy ends up making math. That would be a better show. Sure.

More realistic because that's a guy who's like, look, he's demonstrated that he knows how to really do chemistry and make stuff. He's not, I mean, every teacher, I didn't have a single teacher who was smart enough at what they did to do anything besides teach. And all of my life. Oh, yeah. My science teachers wouldn't even do experiments with us. And I suspect it's because they didn't know how to do the experiments.

Because they were, you know, they were bad at their subject. They were bad at chemistry. They were bad of physics. I mean, I had chemistry. I believe my chemistry teacher was a physics teacher. It didn't make sense. Don't respect these people who are. I'm not saying, don't respect teachers.

I hear these stories about teachers changing lives. sounds great wish I understood that none of them molested me so is that that's true

does that make you a hero not molesting me yeah thanks thanks teach but anyway we should that that shouldn't inspire us to cook more is my point

to cook more food not not meth yeah we should make like you know what we have pinto beans yeah we have Pinto beans we have black beans we have rice

there's so much rice we have an amazing amount of rice we have a rice cooker we don't use it much we should start a pop-up restaurant one of these I see them on these internet channels these food channels on YouTube where people have these pop-up they serve

them out of their kitchen literally like and not I'm not far from here mere quarters of miles from here in Brooklyn people are doing this stuff why can't we just just make rice and beans and serve it outside. I guess we could.

I feel like you got to get like a, you know, the person who's doing that is probably some celebrity chef who like got, they're not. They're able to get this rare license. They just talk about there were auela. We could do it in Richmond. We need an abuela. We need to find someone with an abuela.

Like, you know, he got like a co-signer for a loan. We need a co-signing a broil. Look, maybe we don't have to go that far. Maybe we could just call it a Buela's kitchen. All right. And then. And then as we're, we're, we're, we're, getting the license for it, people will see the name ofuela's kitchen.

They'll be like, oh, it must be run by some ofuela. I mean, if I call, because my, half of my family is German, right? Half of my, one half of my, I'm half German. We're going to Che actually, but, you know, it's technically go Che. We've covered this before. Sure. But, you know, German, practically speaking, shorthand German. And Oma is what you call your grandma.

I never call my grandma that, but I did call my great-grandma, Oma. an Omanopa Does that translate In a food environment Like a Boela's kitchen People think What do we call it? We call it, we could call it

Oma's Cozina That's the Spanish words Well the Cozina is the Spanish word For kitchen But Oma is the goshe word For grandma So is it supposed to be like The Germans all went to Argentina

The Nazis all went there And like The fusion Yeah it's German-Argentian fusion It's like, it's like Roladdin with the paella. It's like, it's Yeager Schnitzel with the Chile Riaños mixed together. Just in a mash. I haven't done well.

It's just like, well, we have a paella and we put some chili, you know, we throw Rladen on top of it. And then we put it to shep, and then we mix in some schmessel. It's, it's, it's, it's tacos with, with strudel and cream. I don't think Argentinians have tacos. I think we get with us Mexico well it's a very fine line we're this could happen in Mexico

sure I mean I don't know why the Nazis I guess because we were right there yeah the Americans not me because we were we were in Mexico anyway welcome to the show thanks for tuning in so yeah we were fine in the bomb cyclone

you found out what it means yes I do have it by the way before we get into the definition diminution of bomb cyclone. Yes. I just want to say CNN fucking sucks. They are.

They seem terrible lately. Can I just read you the first sentence of this explanation? Sure. This rundown of what a bomb cyclone is. Sure. Bomb. This is the first sentence.

Bomb. It's not a word you can say on an airplane. Q. Ben Stiller. What? Where's that from? Was that from some of Mary? It's from Meet the Parents. Why?

Because he gets on an airplane and he's angry and he keeps saying bomb. They might as well say, can you milk a cat? So you want to know what bomb cycle means. Hey, remember Zoolander? We're going to talk about bomb cycles. They suck. They're fucking terrible. This is, who is real news anymore?

I don't know. There is done. Stop looking for real news. Everyone acting like Trump, like, we have to stand up to Trump. when he said fake news and all that but the only thing was become fake news all of them I feel like oh yeah Trump drove them they were never

good but but Trump drove them insane yeah they were never there was never Woodward and Bernstein even when it was and even then there was the CIA you know doing that at least Woodward that being said you know

terrible terrible journalism what is a bomb cyclone please bomb cyclone is a term given to a rapidly strengthening storm that fulfills one important criterion. Generally, Gats ratings. Generally, pressure must drop

24 millibars, a unit of pressure, within 24 hours. Wasn't there a famous like thing with the millibars? Hold on. This from years ago. See if I can find it real quick. Milibar

News. See if it comes up real quick. no you don't remember this where it was like the two newscasters and uh was like chad chad millibar chad millibar yeah it was it was crazy it was like we're bad at this we need we need someone to like type things in for us you find something it's like chat i don't understand what you mean you remember this this is like local news anchors yeah but they found that they got circulated uh i put up i searched anchors millibar and the first thing to come up on youtube was

fox news anchor babes are the hottest i mean talk about that for a second i don't know i mean look i guess they are i mean considering just like look the network is pretty shameless about just like exploiting women's bodies like it's just like it's all many skirts and you know, blondes. So it's not hard for me to believe they're the hottest. Friendly banter here.

Let's begin this morning with a decidedly obvious observation. There's a ton of TV news on the air. In fact, there's so much news. And the very next show is, you guessed it, another TV newscast. This is not it. This is just some idiot. Yeah.

How do you transition? Do you take a commercial break? No. example of the i think ours is called me is this the one thank good morning everyone good morning lou all right that is lorence will almost always i can't i can't no uh i saw a little picture of louis anderson being dead somewhere in that mix is louis anderson dead you didn't know about that he died like a week or two ago oh really r p yeah r ap life with louis you're after a weird start yeah i don't know anyway uh so we we

We survived the storm. What should we get to first? Trump. Oh, yeah. That's talking about that. Speaking of Trump, he has decided to, I don't know, do you know the details on this? I, like, apparently, all I'm seeing is the pushback. Like, Lindsey Graham says Trump should not offer the pardon capital writers.

Who's the guy in the Senate? Mitch McConnell says, don't pardon my capital. writers like now you don't even see trump anymore that's the funny thing about beat off twitter and everything it's just like you just get the reactions you just have to guess what he said based on the reactions Megan mccane says Trump is a traitor for threatening to beat her like it's it's it's I miss the content I mean I'm not saying where did he say that probably like a campaign speech or something um yeah but where were the

guy Marilla they just come to him now he should make them come he should do like he should do a junket campaign. Oh, yeah. But he just come to him and he goes, she's a whore. She's a hooker. I don't know. Look, I mean, is that out of the line? Let's just assume what happened. Trump said that he might pardon if he's elected president again, president of the United

States in 2024 that he would pardoning the capital rioters. I mean, look, he's definitely like going after a certain kind of person. like he's going after a certain kind of voter capital rioters yeah he's going to get 100% of the capital rioter I would think so I would definitely mean look they voted for him and mostly got nothing so he's like he's offering like something pretty tangible that's true um look I mean this might not be a popular thing to say but I'm sure not all Trump but I love Trump but I love you have a crush on him I really I'm in love with him please just give me a chance Donald Give her a chance, Tom.

No, I don't think... You should date Barron. He's too young still, right? Barron? Look, in a few years, it'll be a May autumn romance, but, you know. Does not pretend those haven't happened in politics before? May, like, well, like, the guns, the guns of autumn? The guns of autumn?

Is that the book that... No, it's the guns of August. Oh, whatever. Whatever. It's about, you know, the outbreak of World War I. That's what you would do. But we just say, so people don't just like guess at what I'm about to say and make it more horrible than it is.

I assume that some of those people probably don't deserve to go to jail. I think they probably, there are a few people who do deserve to go to jail, but they're trying to kind of make a show out of it. Yeah. Well, look, I mostly agree. I think show might even be a little too much. Because, like, you have, like, it's just like when cops get shot, they have to, you know, do certain things. Well, they don't have to. They don't have to stop and frisk people.

I didn't say it to have to stop and frisk. Yeah. And I'm going to have to crack every head. But they have to kind of, they can't just go, like, please stop shooting us. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I wouldn't recommend Eric Adams going on TV and saying that. Please. It's very, it's very scary when you shoot us.

We don't want to get shot. We don't like it. We don't mind shooting at you, but we don't want you to shoot us. If you stop shooting at us, we will stop enforcing the law. That's bad. That's not going to work. You know, and they don't give me your comparisons to like, you know, whatever Antiva does. Because I've never supported, like, burning anything down.

Yeah, we're not big Antifa fans. Yeah. But that being said, it's the U.S. Capitol. So, like, I'm just, to me, it's not even a moral thing as much as just like, you got to think if you do stuff to the U.S. capital, they're going to respond. I mean, like, honest whistleblowers get, like, treated like, you know, like Carlos the jackal. Sure. Like, you, and like, you know what?

That's a really good point. You think, like, there's not going to be repercussions to, like, you know, shitting on, like, on the U.S. Constitution desk or whatever it's called. The USS monitor, imagine taking a shit on the Statue of Liberty and no one's going to do nothing to me. I'm going to, I'm going to piss. all over the declaration of independent i'm gonna come on i don't know if you want to make that comparison because i'm sure people should on the statue of liberty all the time well the statue i mean birds do you're in the class of you're what you're leading a class of kindergartner's up all of these like steps leading to the because you because they need to get to the head they need to look out

at new york city bathroom and and you know from the head from the crown of the statue of liberty well they let me tell you some of those kids on the way to the crown end up going to the head the head on the stairs you meant to say on the way of the head anyway I don't know what you're doing bringing these kids to like the statute of liberty with no underwear on what there's shitting like no underwear just shitting straight into the they weren't pants like kids little kid shit wherever they are pants so like it's fine it's not getting all over the statue yeah but I'm sure some of it leaks out of the yeah it's fine on the stairs of the statue of But if you're asking, if you're accusing them, are we going to put them in prison?

I mean, if they, look, if they get a big turd on it, yeah. You know, how that happened? I mean, like a little leakage, I understand, but there's a big old turd on the steps. Yeah. No, you go, you know, jailmen. More people have shit on the Statue of Liberty than have Storm the Capitol. Sure. I mean, arrest them, fine.

If that's what you need, arrest the kids. No, I'm saying don't arrest the kids. No, I'm saying arrest the kids because they got to do something. So, look, I'm not saying everyone. I'm saying we shouldn't arrest anyone for any crimes. Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm down with anarchy, I guess. I mean, no one's going to shoot me in the face. No, but we should ramp up the media outrage.

About what? About crimes. Like, so whenever a crime is committed, the anchors will go on the air and they'll be like, this crime was committed. This person is a real piece of shit. And, like, they'll get publicly ashamed, but they won't get arrested. Oh, so it's just like basically saying, like, do something about this. hey this person is a real

SOB why don't you molest them that's what you're asking for this what's going to happen it's just going to be like with the you know the the the canterbury tails the crucible it's going to be the crucible the thing with the witches with Salem wish trials

I mean I'm just for a change of pace let's try it yeah sure I mean look what I'm saying is I agree that like too much is done with the the overall capital right thing probably that being said like yeah after I don't know what people expect anymore it's like we're not living oh look we're supposed to be a for a country we're supposed to be for when did what like in 1910 even then like Jim Crow and everything I mean like when did we

ever have like real freedom and not and non-slavery at the same time right at the height of freedom we still had like half the country doing slavery where is this fucking freedom Anyway, but God bless America I love it. But do you think it'll do they How many people? Do you think it's enough To maybe get him elected in 2024?

I think he's already got a good shot anyway So this is my put him over the top. Sure. I think he should go the extra mile. I think he just say, Hey, if you steal cable, you're getting a pardon. Oh, wow. If you cheat on your taxes,

don't worry about it. If you don't declare, if you fuck around with your kids, Social Security benefits. I don't know what that means. But you're not going to jail. Anything. You know, oh, you, what else does Trump like to do?

If you report, I mean, that's the thing. You would think a guy like Trump would mean that we can all just report our income. But he screwed the little guy on like tax stuff. Like the Trump tax code. Like before that, talking to people like freelancers and stuff. And they were like, yeah, we used to be like declared like so much more crap on our tax thing. Like, you know, expenses and stuff. now you can't that's the only problem he should he should make everyone feel like trump you know

you want me like i want to cheat in my taxes so i'm going to let you i'm going to cheat you're going to cheat we're all cheaters let's cheat trump 2024 cheat on your wife that's not illegal never was well it won't be just i'm you know right like oh yeah there's never adultery is never illegal why i'm making sure it's not going to happen Trump 24 that's cheat what else can't make legal um I think there's like

petty theft no I think you say pedophilia oh no he might though who knows with him he might lower the age and that's

that's where it starts getting tricky right the whole freedom experiment sure what we look if some guy staggers in what about me We didn't have a date with a sixth grader.

And everyone's like, Bob, you couldn't even start with high school. Yeah. You're going straight to six grade. This is why we can't, we can't trust you because you can't even have self-control to have like gradual things. Not that would be better. Right. Not that we'd allow it. But you're going straight for kids.

What are we talking about? I don't know. So, yeah, so Trump's doing that. Do you think he'll be president? I think he might. Oh, I think he has an amazing chance to be president. I mean, has that ever, I mean, is there a precedent, like, for that? Like, has a person, like, served a term, lost a term?

McKinley. Wait a minute, Harrison, Cleveland. No, McKinley got killed in the Cleveland. Cleveland. Yeah. Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland. Washington, Madison, Monroe. Adam, Jackson, McHawyer, Harrison, Talapoke, Taylor, Phim, or Pierce, Buchan,

Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, Roosevelt, Ethel, Harton, Howard, Coover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, and then that's, I was in school when I learned that. So then Bush, Obama, Trump. Right?

Yeah. Thank you. It doesn't come naturally because of the last three, because I learned it in eighth grade. That's very impressive. Thank you. Cleveland has in Cleveland. So that's, I don't know the story of Cleveland,

Grover Cleveland. So he's going to be the, well, because Harrison just died. Harrison got into office and he just died, right? like is that what happened cleveland's like i'm out i guess and then harrison died like well get back in yeah that can't like it can't be i mean oh shit honestly that's a really bad sign because what if no Biden could die he's not going to run again yeah but like i mean almost certainly right yeah but he could die before he definitely might but trump doesn't be you think

the last president becomes the president well not by obviously not by fiat but it's like but if he ran it again that's not what happened wait if the president died even the guy took over for a day he'd be a president so i wouldn't be able to say cleveland harrison cleveland right it'd be cleveland harrison john go fuck yourself and cleveland uh so right so it'd be cleveland it would it would be trump biden harris yeah yeah you're right or you know unless she gets fucking you know no ways to become biden trump yeah well it might only if he gets elected yeah but you know but you understand my point Harrison couldn't have died

You're thinking of someone else Chesteray or Arthur maybe Wait what? Look it up, look up who died You can't be right No, no, but You can't be right But why in your reading

Is it Harrison Cleveland? Cleveland Harrison Cleveland Because that's the order it went Okay Cleveland Harris So why are you yelling at me? Because you said Harrison died Like after a day

No, he died after like 30 days That can't be true It is William Henry Harrison It's not true Think about it Think about it for a second. If Cleveland, Harrison. He died after just 31 days.

How did Cleveland become president again? Maybe he was his vice president. What the fuck is that? I don't know. Sometimes that happens. Like, sometimes like a, maybe they were in the same party. That can't be true. Find me details here.

William Henry Harrison was an American military officer and politician who served as the ninth president of the United States. Harrison died just 31 days after his inauguration. 1841 succeeded by who succeeded by oh he was succeeded by john tyler oh he was different harrison oh okay there's another harrison this is who is william wait oh look up cleveland president cleveland okay i might have a real leg on my face no president cleveland i said president cleveland not the city of cleveland I forgot there was also a city. Yeah, a lot of people do.

Even LeBron did. All right, now. He was preceded by Benjamin Harrison. Okay, so I'm not wrong. Okay. It's a different Harrison. Problem solved. And he was, yeah, he was preceded by Grover Cleveland and succeeded by Grover Cleveland.

Yeah. So there's a precedent there, yeah, for what? Is that what you're asking? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. So Trump could.

have to come back. Yeah. Yeah. I figured that out. Think about it. You're not thinking straight. But you get why, like you get what I was saying by that, right?

No, look, two Harrisons. Sure. That was the answer. Yeah. This is a riddle. Like, because the mother was the doctor. I can't operate on this boy. He's Grover Cleveland.

uh so trump is going to be president that's crazy yeah it's decided i mean i mean look who's he's gonna trump will die oh yeah i mean he's i mean he's pretty unhealthy yeah he's in bad shape he's unhealthy as me and he's old yeah um what like here's the thing what because biden is here's the thing Biden is not very uh um he's not gonna run right even if he was popular he's not popular he's not gonna run uh so like Harris is not like usually pop she's right and a lot of people don't like it honestly I think people exaggerate how unpopular she is like I think a lot of Democrats would vote for she did shit in the primaries what she did dog shit in the primaries I thought she was great in the primary debates yeah I didn't so I'm not a Harrison

hater oh wait Harris Harris but that being said uh a third Harris Harrison I mean she changed her name to Harrison it might help but that being said like but the reality is she just didn't garner a lot of democratic support no uh she got this job by fiat basically sure which i mean that's like away from her but i'm saying like so she's going up against someone who had a lot of popular support lost a bunch of it to be fair probably but you know i mean that's what i'm saying it's like there's like the thing the standard i'm applying is like she's not she's not as unpopular as like Hillary Clinton i really think only Hillary Clinton could have lost but she has but she also wasn't as popular

popular she didn't have the clinton dynasty going like as much as the as people hated Hillary i guess people didn't love Hillary but she was part of the whole i mean the clinton's at that point we hadn't really people hadn't gotten mad about the clinton rapes yet right or the you know the sexual abuse uh like the Lewinsky thing happened but when he left office he was the most like successful like widely loved president or whatever leaving office high supreme ratings and now people talk about the rape and the Epstein or the molestations that leave but there's rapes too right for sure or almost for sure yeah i mean like you wasn't convicted of rape but you know alleged rapes that you know have a lot of anyone have been interested in looking into it i'm

sure he would have been we would one might imagine yeah allegedly uh so whatever point is um yeah i just look i i i don't i i just miss the idea that trump could be president would be crazy oh no look he will be president probably yeah um should we should we should we should we Should we, I don't want to be part of the campaign, but should we try to get in the cabinet? Look, we could do some good from the inside. We won't. No, of course we won't, but we could. Sure, it's possible, I guess.

Want to do the Batman? Yeah, let's do the bad. This has been a weird first half. It's been weird, but it's been fruitful. It was fun, right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't like us.

This is not, this week is not a Batman per se. It's a Robin. This is the Damien Wayne. Robin. Damien Wayne is the son of Bruce Wayne and Talia Ghoul, who's the daughter of Razagool. So he's also Razagul's grandson. Razagul is the Big Bad League of Assassin's. He stroking his hair? Yeah.

Usually I play with them, but I... Why don't you play with them? Well, this is a little boy? I don't want to... Oh, is that what you're doing when you play with the Batman's? You're caressing their muscles? Interesting. I want to be jealous but I'm kind of turned on

Not by the Batman thing So you know It's all history to him He's like a trained killer He brutalizes people He brutalizes people He's got a little hoodie You can see

Because he's a cool young guy And an interesting turn of events I haven't gotten this far in the comics I've been slacking off My Batman reading But apparently in more recent issues he's come out as bisexual really good for him he's a bisexual

robin how does he come out does he come out to Batman how does Damien come out has Damien Wayne come out as bisexual out come no how does he come can we get a little

tease Robin joins DC's gallery of queer characters Comes out as bisexual Is that making of queer? I don't know I mean I guess this is a fine term I don't know like Does a guy who's like happens to also like

Guys This is kind of funny Want to be called queer The latest edition of Batman Urban Legends Establishes Tim Drake's Robin As canonically bisexual Tim Drake Tim Drake is the previous

This is naming Wayne wait so they're all bisexual i thought damian way was bisexual am i getting this wrong whatever who they don't fuck the robins they don't have sex um it was it was writer megan fitz martin who decided to make i don't care robin bisexual it's fine whatever he's a traitor he's a killer he kills people it's more interesting than who he fucks yeah that's true that much what's his identity is his identity being bisexual or is there identity, the fact that he's a trained killer whose grandfather is Rosargool.

That seems like a more vivid identity. This is a funny line too. This is a good article we pulled up. About Batman's reaction to his sidekick coming out, Megan believes he would be, quote, totally cool with it. Quote, I think Batman is incredibly open.

He's going to be very receptive of a Robin. Ultimately, there is a lot of love that he has for Tim and that will shine through. She said, Batman isn't open. He's a freak. He's a closed out, he's a closed, he's a close, like a, what you call it? Like, like a, like a compressed, like, what's the term for that, closed? He's a closed, he's a shut off.

Yeah, shut off, not like psychopath. Yeah. Who, like, who has, you know, delusions of grandeur and like ideation, power ideation and like, he's obsessed of baths. He, like, brutalizes people. If you told him, he, like, I'll be Batman. you be robin. Tell me that you're bisexual.

Batman, I have something to tell you. I'm not going to let him live. I got to, though. I have this code. I'm choking him, but I'm going to... Robin, don't worry. I'm going to stop choking him soon because I don't... Batman doesn't kill people.

Batman, will you just listen to me for a second? I have something really important to tell you. You're never going to rape again, are you? Look, it's about my identity. I'm a bat. It's about my... It's about my sexual identity. I'm moving like...

a bat. That's how a bat hooves. Fat man. I just don't know. I'm a little. You know the man who stopped you from raping with a bat. He was a bathe the whole time.

Who. Can you just listen? Robin, I'm trying to intimidate him by bathewing. I know. I know. It's very intimidating. But I have something to tell you.

People think only owls who. That's about my. But they hoot. So I came up with the who, which is a That it's going to catch on. I bet it a little bit. Can you just listen to me for a second? You know,

because I don't want to choke him a little bit? No, no. I just, I trust. Don't kill them, though, because we have a code. I know.

You like to come really close to killing people and then not. Razors edge. Yeah. So they know who runs Gotham. Sure. It's the bathoo. You've paralyzed a lot of people.

I'm the bathoo. I don't. But. But. you're going to die you're going to die tonight but i'm not going to kill you i'm just going to wish into existence ever since ever since you took me under your wing and into your protection and trained me as one of you can you stop waving like a bat and hoeing like a bat for a second this is this really intimidates him i don't know i don't think it does as much of the strangling

but wake up wake up you're alive right he might be dead no i didn't kill him look i won't wake up i won't tell anyone but can you please just like listen to me when i tell you

yeah about i'm struggling with my identity you're robin i know i know but you want to be bad but you can't be bad i'm batman i know i know i'll never be bad man i just you want to be superman we can make that happen i don't kill superman no no don't please don't kill superman okay i

it's just i think I might be attracted. Maybe you could be a cat woman. Catwoman. You live a second cat woman. Look, I really... But you can look like a real cat. You could dance around.

I'm very happy being Robin. Okay. Batman, please, but can you please just listen to me? I'm listening the whole time. I view you as a father. I am your father. Oh, really? Biologically.

Are you Damien or you're Tim Drake? I'm Tim Drake. Well, I'm not your father. All right. You shouldn't be me as your father's a debilers. or a good guy, I forget. Okay. So I look at you as a father.

Sure. And I just want you to know that. I have all that money because you want to get my will, but you're not my will. You'll never be my will. I don't care about me. I'm afraid you'll kill me. When my bat suits's not on.

I don't care. It's okay that I'm not in your will. I just want you to, you know, I have something important that I need to open up to you about. You're so happy you're not bisexual. Never mind. fun so that's him

yeah he's cool figure he doesn't stand very you can't pose him very well you can pose him but he doesn't stand up as like the weight distribution what are you going to do

I usually have him on a little pole like a stripper pole I wish Not because no he's a kid I mean I wish I had this true I wish I had one That I could put other figures on adult figures You could put Bain on it

Yeah With a scarecrow on his back Sure I pay I give that a dollar Um No it looks onto his belly Holds him out Have you seen it

Is that back when you just seen things What's going on with the Supreme Court Do we have a new New thing going on Joe Biden So Stephen Breyer has decided to resign Because unlike selfish Ruth Bader Ginsburg I mean how how do people do look

And this is speaking to liberals of course right Like if you if you're conservative then you love it You're into it But like how do you like how to pee I don't get how like diehard liberals Defend Ruth Bair Ginsburg not retiring She was old as shit She had like cancer eight times

Uh like what is the defense Besides like don't tell a woman what to do no no she totally should have retired right yeah strategically like doing what briar she's old as shit she had eight types of cancer yeah uh yeah i don't know whatever uh so stephen brier saw that so how how popular she got how much shit she got in death and he's decided i want to go no one knows who i am i mean do you know who stephen brier is uh yeah really though do you really know anything about him not like a huge i know a bit i know he's a liberal i know a bit because i used to watch him on hour long interview

He was with Charlie Rose, the man who exposed himself to interns. Charlie Rose. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I would watch him talk. He's kind of like the captain on a cop show, like a benevolent, like the first Lornerer captain, that bald one. I think he came back for us for you.

Yeah. You know, talking about that bald guy. Just a pleasant middle-aged bald man. That's what he was. Chris Maloney? No, he was the tough guy. Oh, okay. The captain.

Oh. Look up the, look up original SVU captain. Dan Florek. Give me an image. Yeah, that guy. Just a, but he could play Stephen Breyer in a movie.

Just a pleasant, bold, almost has no eyebrows, white middle-aged man. Could be black, though. When black middle-aged men have the same characteristics, also very successful, I think, as an archetype.

Yeah, it looks kind of impotent, but not in an off-putting way, just in a way where you feel safe around him. Yeah, like you feel like he can fuck when he has to in the anniversary. And, like, you know, if a fight broke out and it was one-on-one, he'd beat like a lawyer.

But he gets hosed down by a criminal. Anyway, who's the new Supreme Court nominee? We don't have a full nominee yet, right? Yeah, they haven't settled on one, right? they've guaranteed it's a black woman right yeah you're here there's judge should they say that i mean i'm not even saying they shouldn't do that but should they just like come out and say we're definitely doing black woman it just seems to that's what he did he threw it out there in an election you know it's like uh yeah i just feel like it takes away from who maybe it doesn't i feel like

it gives ammunition i feel like for people to take you just got was a well no you don't very qualified like you don't have to lead with that right But I guess it basically said I remember when he said it because it was during Maybe the last debate with Bernie. They were like, will you do it? Will you guarantee a black woman? He was so like, he was like, yeah.

Yeah. Sure. If you've been in the president, I'll do that. Yeah. I'm really old. I might be dead by the time anyone dies. But you mean that was Bernie's response? No, it was Biden's response. But Bernie was kind of hemming and holley, right?

Well, he was kind of, he was giving the actual like, what would traditionally be what someone said. I don't mean he humming at home. But yeah. Like it was like he was like, he was like, look, I'm not going to just, like, say that. Like, it's like, it's... Now President Biden, would you?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure. I'm very flattered. You think someone's going to die before me. I'm going to have a chance of nominate anyone. But, uh... So we have Judge Katanji Brown Jackson.

You're probably been putting your straps to that. Maybe. I don't know. But you say it with confidence, and then it feels like you're not. I would just, I always... checked, you know, I would just throw the monkey wrench in. Well, you're just kind of, you're just kind of, you're putting me in a corner here. A troll.

California Supreme Court Justice, Leandro Kruger. There's just nothing funny here. We covered the, I think we're, I think we bounce out. Look, I mean, it's all judges. Judge Michelle, I was reading about her, Judge Michelle. Childs. I think people like her. Lindsay Graham likes her.

Why did you stumble on that? That's the easiest pronunciation ever. Judge, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, stop like it was some kind of like a foreign like Zimbabwean like traditional name Michelle children it's Michelle Childs Michelle Childcare fuck No we got we got the fun

Biden stuff I don't think there's anything we don't know who these women are They're judges I mean they seem to be judges Yeah they're judges well qualified I have nothing to joke about Yeah um you did you did trick me before Oh you convinced me that what you were talking about one of these women and you were like, yeah, like, she was not even a judge or a lawyer. And I was like, how? Like, I mean, I was kind of like, I was on the verge of being like, look, fine, good.

Like, maybe they're not corrupted by the system or whatever. Of course, the federal court appeals judge. Is that, like, I mean, the things that they, I mean, Harriet Myers wasn't a judge, was she? She was like a White House counsel, but I don't know if she was a judge. She might, I mean, she might have been a judge at one. I don't think she was like a judge. You didn't have to be a lawyer, I think, back in the day.

I mean, John Quincy Adams was a Supreme Court judge, wasn't he? Was he? Look that up. I know we went back to Congress at one point. President who was Supreme Court justice. Write that down. Writing this. President who became.

Supreme Court justice. Maybe Madison. Taft. Taft became a justice. That's crazy. So fat. Fat represents. Speaking of Taft and fat,

Tom Brady's retiring. Do you have any opinion on that whatsoever? He's the most successful football boy, probably of all time. I mean, I don't know. I mean, definitely quarterback. Do we want to even talk about this? We want to even go, I mean, he, we were talking about this recently. I only got on the podcast.

And I was telling you a story about how he got drafted really low. And, like, really low in the draft. Oh, yeah. And they always tell this story, like, no one believed in them. and he got drafted like the ninth round or some shit didn't even play his first year until someone got injured and abused them and oh he's so good

but then you I think you asked the really basic question of like why they think he was so bad which was an interesting question like was he just really dogging it in college in high school right was he just a piece of shit he was just a fat drunk piece of shit

yeah he was eating wings and then he had in the ax like no one believed in me it's like you always shooting your gun we didn't think you even like football you're always just shitting yourself on the field you don't think we wanted you to be good I'm glad you

um so I don't know those stories are always interesting but no one believed in me it's like they want good players if you were that good why like did you not get good until you start taking I'm not going to use them a steroids or anything

no one believes in me so I started taking HGH and then they did so Yeah, I don't know. Are you sad about it? No, I don't get a shit. He's married to Giselle. Who I don't think is?

Oh, Giselle. Giselle Munchkin? Munchkin. Is that her name? That's not her name. What's her name? Giselle Bryant. That's not, no.

Oh, wait, that's the name she took. Not Bryant. Who you talking? Who the fuck is Brian? Wait, who is this? That's, no, Giselle, Tom, Tom Brady's wife. What are you doing? Who is that girl?

Oh, oh. Oh, it's spelled with an S. Okay, how is that? Why do they have pictures of her? Her name's that Munchkin? Oh, look, she's gorgeous. She looks very severe. I would not want to date her.

Look at her. I would say no to her date. Look at that amazingly tall neck. I'd say no to date with Giselle. They love the fashion industry. They love a tall neck. Because they want to choke women. They hate women.

They want to choke them. It's not Rocketsuckets. I mean, a good cop. But what's her name? Is her name Munchkin or not? Oh, oh. Sorry. Giselle Buncheon.

Oh. No, yeah, it's not Munchkin. I don't know. It's an ironic name. Like, oh, I'm not Munchkin, though. I'm kind of tall. So, yeah. Farewell.

I'm not even sure if he's done for the season or not. Do you think Giselle Bryant? Look on that. What is that? Is hotter than Giselle Bunchkin? Yeah, look at her. What's that woman? Ooh, is she Kobe Bryant's wife?

Oh, she's from the Real Housewives of Potomac. I like it. She got, she got, that picture's hot. I like those neon colored underwear or whatever, baiting suits. Anyway, uh, so now we're moving on to a topic that's, Something we cover a lot. We keep our eyes on. Harry.

Harry the rat, aka Prince Harry. Um, and I only call him a rat because he rather, he's one, I believe, I assume he's going to ride it to the paparazzi. Harry the rat of Windsor.

Uh, and Megan Markle from Fringe. I'm the show Fringe. Oh, yeah. Uh, they have gone after Joe Rogan. Really? Joe Rogan, who we, who we briefly met in Austin yeah who uh we had a very awkward interaction with we famously stole el jerky from well

you stole it well it was free but you made me feel like i was stealing it's free you can't steal it it's free was i steal a community way for two but the secrecy with which you treated it was it was it felt very much like i was because you just don't go walking out of someone's house with like you know like a piece of there like you know if someone has like odurves right like not like not nice like brittkins remember we made i mean the brittkins oh yeah if you know what britton is look on this channel for a video called brittkin from last christmas but if if i make brittkin and invite people over and someone walks out and just carrying a brittkin yeah i think that was a little weird i'd be like well you're here you're enjoying the brittkin with me and then you're just taking it

like you even ask for like a little bag you can go i'd love to shareers with my son share your culture with my son you're just walking out like chewing on brick it's just tacky so i said putting in your purse no questions we don't get questions you know they go hey man we do with the brick we do with the elk um whatever so point is they are going after jo rogan they're on spotify too they got a 30 million deal to talk about archie well all day archie well their charity yeah for your son archie That does war crimes. Yeah, a charity which pays for security, I think. Pay for Blackwater agents.

I've never seen someone so open about how much people want to kill them. Oh, yeah. That's Prince Harry. All they talk about for the past fucking three years is that they need money because they got stiffed by the royal family about security to defend themselves because people keep sneaking into their house apparently. And now, I mentioned bringing up a couple weeks ago, but topics, you know, overruled it.

But there was another story where Harry was like, look, I'll pay for it. But when I come to Britain, I'd like to pay for some cops to protect us because people want to get out of us. I can't have it. Every episode just opens with Harry being like, you don't understand. People really fucking ate our guns. I saw a guy at my lawn today. I freaked out.

I yelled at Megan, where's my gun? And she said, we don't have a gun. I said, yes, the gun I used to shoot pheasants. Where is it? she's that far that actually fire i could wave it at the man there's a man on the lawn and i need to wave it at them and then by the time she stumbled around and found it i realized he was the mailman megan's in that megan's in the kitchen making sauce and and harry's in the car looking at a black helicopters

what's yeah just fucking uh just stupid uh who who's the fat with james cordon's just in a wheelchair. You think James Corden hangs out at their L.A. house. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. He's put cigarettes out on him. Because he's a rat, too. Yeah, they put cigarettes out on them. Use him as a nash tray.

And he goes, oh, please don't do that. He's not even like, he doesn't even take it like a man. He's not even like, he asks, well, I'm a cuck. Yeah. He just goes, please no. Yeah, they're like, eat your, eat your own shit or we won't come on your show. Yeah. Is it the other show?

I don't think, have they done this show? I may, I don't know. Who knows? He's doing carpal karaoke and Terry's point. I'm going, who's that? That guy looks pretty shifty. I wish I had to private security so we could, you know, shake that guy down. We're not going to.

We're not going to take. Ooh, that guy looks suspicious. That guy might have a gun. We're not going to take it. No, we ain't going to. Oh. Those gentlemen don't belong in this neighborhood. So they're going after Joe Rogan.

They don't like his vaccine stuff. He says about vaccines. I don't know what Rogan says about that. Famous Hunter, Joe Rogan. He's a big, look, he might be the most famous hunter all the time. I mean, as far as pure fame and Hunter. I mean, is he more famous than Teddy Roosevelt? You might say, wait, you might say no.

But the world is a much bigger place now. Population. If it's going on pure population fame, like how many people know who he is? He might be. Maybe. Interesting question. Is Joe Rogan more famous pound for pound?

Not pound for pound. Because pound for pound would mean like, you know, but I think like objectively. How many people know? Objectively, is he more famous than Teddy Roosevelt? Is he more famous in Jesus? I mean, how many people listen to the Beatles? And they were more famous in Jesus, right?

well that's what john lennon said he's pretty good songwriter i'm sure he wouldn't just say it i'm sure he wouldn't just say i mean like i don't think jesus can be famous because he wasn't real but wow wow wow you're look i i i always think about this and i'm like well like it's debatable and this and like you know because there is because look the christian historians well christian historians would say well there's at least four um secular historians who verified the existence of Christ. Yeah, there's secular historians who are, like, beating themselves with a,

like, kind of nine tails in front of a cross. I believe there's Plutarch. But they go out in public and they're like, I'm secular. There's Flutarch. There's Swatonius. These people are not Christians. This waytonius.

There's, uh, maybe Herodotus. There's plenty of the younger. I think Herodotus mentioned them too. Yeah. So, I mean. And what, they met Jesus? Well, that's my idea.

It's like, they do mention them. But when you read them, like, I've read Stoitellis, I've read Tacitus, I've read Swaytonius. Maybe it was, maybe Swaytonius didn't mention it, but Tacitus did. Tassiz also said Nero was just fucking babies in the mouth. Yeah. Which might have been true, but he also got ripped off. His family got ripped off by Nero. Right.

So a lot of people are like, he probably just juiced this up a little bit. He might not be the most accurate historian. Look, if I'm wrong in Jesus existed, I'm sorry. If he wasn't actually just an amalgamation of different people who claim to be prophets, I'm sorry. Well, look, I mean, you can say Jesus Christ exists. I don't think there's, like, a solid evidence that he exists. I'm saying, you, I've actually read them, because I've learned in Catholic school that, like,

oh, there's four secular historians. I've read, though, and not because I wanted. Why do Christians always put such, like, a fucking weight on what secular people say by them? They love, they love to pull that mold. Because, look, it's all about, like, like, like, platters, right? Much like, you know, rapeing children into being. But they put us in cartoons, we're robots. Much like, much like, much like.

just dumb robots but much like the CIA raping children into becoming assassins it's all about platters yeah and um that's what they call it that but the idea that you know well look even if we assume that you need that we need to verify his you know secular secular story there are four first of all you don't need to question jesus let me start with that you need faith but even you don't have faith just four seconds Four secular stories. And they mention Jesus Christ in their books. But look, yeah, I do think Joe Rogan is more popular than Jesus.

But not more popular than Teddy Roosevelt? But not more popular than Teddy Roosevelt. That's crazy of true. Crazy of true. I mean, look, the Bible is the bestselling whatever jerk-off book ever sold, right? The Bible is a beast podcast. Wow, you're really going forward to that. You're never, like, you're never this like, like, you're like Sam Harris or something.

You're like, you're like, you're always really like, I'm, I'm not like this guy. I'm always, I think I'm being way more brutal than Sam Harris because I'm saying, I'm saying like, I don't mind people believing in it. Right. Like, it's just. Fairy tales. You're like Vic Mackey in the shit. He just clearly didn't exist. Fairy tales.

I think people should believe in it because if they don't, they'll just be animals, but. Well, I mean. Again, this is so aggressive. I'm always taking the piss out of Jesus, but you're just going for the... This guy, this fucker's not even real. You're eating crackers pretending you're eating a man. Boshit. Suck me all.

Look, if it's between people following Jesus and following Joe Rogan, I guess I'll take Jesus. I'll take Rogan. Well, Jesus gives a podcast that I can potentially go on. Somebody should just start a podcast as Jesus. I mean, that... Holy shit. We should do that right now. Prince Harry and Megamurgle have jumped into the Spotify Rogan fracas.

It was going to be fun. Urging the platform to blunt, serious harms of record. At this point, what can be done? What is being done anymore? Like, oh, people aren't getting back. No one's getting vaccinated anymore. It's like, it's like it says done. The whole vaccination thing.

Isn't that done? Like, what are you going to convince people of? It's fucked up. I mean, people have told you what they want to do. I don't know. And people are getting their information about vaccines this way, or anyway, they should die. Well, look, I mean, that's not the point, either.

If you get vaccinated and you die from the vaccine, it's your fault. And if you don't get vaccinated and you die from COVID, it's your fault. Everyone deserves to die. And everyone, I can get on board with that. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, everybody can do what they want now. Yeah. Before the vaccine wasn't available. Now it is.

Yeah. but as you know the couple has a lucrative deal with Spotify 30 million but they still can't afford to not get like you know harassed by the mailman but they've come out swinging with their rep saying since the inception of Archiewell what we have worked to address the real-time global misinformation crisis what are you talking about what are these people are fucking And such scammers. Hundreds of millions of people are affected by the serious harms

of rampant mis and disinformation every day. What? The rep went on last April our co-founders began expressing concerns to our partners of Spotify about the all two real consequences of COVID-19 misinformation

on his platform. I mean, now I'm starting to get like, this seems dicey. Yeah. Why are the Windsors into this? I don't only have Windsors now. But we look to Spotify to meet this moment.

Well, you shouldn't. Spotify's are really cheap. I mean, I think technically we're hosted by Spotify on anger. No, but, uh, huh. Yeah, I don't know. Harry and Beggard are just cunt. They really are. They really, they are just like to get off my long couple.

Like, people are trying to kill us. Right? Here he just comes to the supermarket going, rape, rape, please don't rape me. We're like, what? He's what's wrong with you? That man wants to rape me. Anyway, rapper BIA involved in Lauren Smithfield. That's kid, what?

Kanye West can't perform in Australia. That one's fully vaccinated. Dr. Oz rushes to help man who collapsed at Republican caucus meeting. because I was a doctor. I don't know. This is quick. I think I saw just now. So yeah, this is fun, right?

Yeah. We cover everything. Look, I love Jesus. I think it's great. I think it's great. I didn't want to get a feel bad. I'm sorry. I forgot this is this is a cump,

the Christian podcast. No, you were like, you were just going like, I didn't know where to go. That's motherfucker a fraud. I didn't know how. I don't know how.

send it. I'm sorry. If Christ was alive today, he'd be a petapult. Right now, he's just a ghost petafo. Yes, it's been fun. Thanks for tuning in. You can follow the link in the description to sign up for a Patreon. You pay $5 a month and you get four extra episodes. That works.

Yeah. Extra episodes every week for five bucks a month. We're pretty good. Pretty good deal, right? That's pretty wrong. Pretty good. Even, you could, you could do that and still afford to defend yourself from Prince of Harry's attackers. So, you know, anyway, have a great week.

We'll see it all soon. Thanks for tuning in. Goodbye. Thank you. I don't know. I'm not. I don't know.