Kump - Ep. 161 Barbie Snub

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss the outrage over Barbie's alleged Oscar snub, Ray's little league, childhood transgressions, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episod...e every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, and welcome to Kump. Hello. How you doing, Lucy? I'm doing great. That's great. Thanks to everyone for tuning in. We have such an exciting time this time. it is it's uh it's there's there's spring well it's not there's spring uh it's it's kind of cold
Starting point is 00:00:38 and and and and there's blank and we have groundhog day and that's just like a real that's just day reminds you that you can't end it you know um so it is but we but we do have the Oscars I can't wait for the Oscars that came out today so you know it's a magical night with the stars I that's how I have always thought about it I mean Put a pen in that. Magical Night with the Stars watching the Oscars while you're eating Chinese food? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:09 It transports you into a world of classiness and glamour. Vegetable in Lomaine and staring at Bradley Cooper's fake nose. I guess he won't wear it to the show. Oh, I mean he better wear it to the show. Well, we'll see. Before we go any further, so I remind everyone, comp has a Patreon. And that Patreon, you don't, you're not investing in speculative concerns
Starting point is 00:01:28 where you don't, you know, maybe you'll get a credit in the back of an episode. No, you get an extra episode every week for five bucks a month. Pretty good deal. That's four hours of content extra you get. There's any things I'll put you in the credits. Like you're some grip.
Starting point is 00:01:44 You're some key grip on salt burn. I'm the guy in Saltburn who like, you know, after what's his name, I don't want to spoil it, but I feel like I defiled the dirt for like six hours. I was a guy able to clean it up. It made me clean up his fluids filled dirt. You're the groundskeeper where you had to clean up is... His filth.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Yeah. But I'm in the credits. That's not what you get. You get the whole content pie. So, come... Patreon.com slash ray comp. No filth to clean up. It'll be filled.
Starting point is 00:02:19 You don't have any of that. So anyway. So you're excited about the starlets and the boys? The glitz. I didn't even, I know, this is new to me. I didn't know the side of you. I, I, I, you've never, you've never, you've never, you've never seen, I've never seen you point out someone's like, you know, dinner jacket on the red carpet.
Starting point is 00:02:38 That's because I'm just in awe. I'm where, I'm speechless when I see them. I mean, I'm around. Bradley, you can't stop talking when I'm around. Bradley Cooper is an interesting example because he's, like, because that movie, pretty much the only reason I know it is because Bradley Cooper wore a big nose for, to play a Jewish guy. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:00 But like, but, like, it's so built up that, is even Jewish? Uh, no. That's,
Starting point is 00:03:07 I think that's part of the point. The conductor at me. Yeah, I think so. Oh, okay. What's his name? Everglass?
Starting point is 00:03:14 Uh, Bernstein, I think it's about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Um, but yeah, like, I thought you're Swedish. Uh, I was thinking, like, it would be funny if it was just like,
Starting point is 00:03:26 they made it really, like, disgusting looking. Like, it's not just big. It's also, like, they greased it up. They greased it up and, like, you know, put, like, blood in it that you can see. Dry blood? Like, every time he turns his nose up, you can see all the, all the, that he has a bloody nose all
Starting point is 00:03:44 the time. And his nose is greasy. Who's doing this, by the way? I'm a production designer. Oh, you mean, a makeup person. Yeah. Or, yeah, right. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Is this to get back at Bradley Cooper or Leonard Bernstein? It's not to get back at anybody That's just how they think the nose should be portrayed Okay So I mean is that based on I mean Have you read like biographies of Like was he a big cokehead?
Starting point is 00:04:11 I don't think so Because you know After years of doing blow It'll you know It'll make a hole in your septum And I used to have to shove things into people's noses When they were dead At the morgue
Starting point is 00:04:21 Because the doctor wanted like You didn't take a picture and show that So I have to stick a probe Through the middle of their nose coming out the other side because they couldn't just write that they couldn't just take a picture of a nose and go and no one trusted them I guess
Starting point is 00:04:34 it couldn't just be like and there was a hole in the septum oh I made that no you made that up why would you make that so I had to take a picture with a big like a sewing needle type thing I mean honestly it wasn't very subtle did you ever find me the artist's side of me wasn't really I felt a little garish shoving a sewing needle
Starting point is 00:04:53 with a guy's nose oh well don't think of it that way I felt clumsy I felt like I was making a Barbie movie Oh Shots fired Shots fired Did you ever find anything up there That was interesting
Starting point is 00:05:06 What was that mean? Wait a like a passport I was nose I don't know It just maybe a marble Oh I did I did find a gold ingot See that's interesting No I didn't find a gold ingot
Starting point is 00:05:17 It's inside a nose No Oh I wanted to believe it was true Every time Every time some Some guy OD on boil or fentanyl
Starting point is 00:05:28 I just saw it as a giant is a flush colored lottery machine slot machine Slot machine And I was Disappointed every time When it was just Just snot and
Starting point is 00:05:44 And And dead nose veins Anyway I love it's wonder that you have You're like Oh look at Bradley Cooper Oh look at look, there's an ingot inside of nose.
Starting point is 00:05:59 It's floating around. Speaking of the Oscars, there's some outrage. Not everyone's as excited as you, Lucy, about these Oscars this year. People are kind of livid. They're kind of losing their minds. There was a big film this year. And it wasn't salt burn.
Starting point is 00:06:19 And it wasn't good, it wasn't killers of the flower's moon. Or I like to call it Casino Part 3. All right. It was an anatomy of a fall, whatever that's about. Oh, I don't know what that is. That's, that's, that's, that's, did the Farley brothers make that one too? Why aren't they not getting the movie? The movie, we watched the other night the movie with the, the handicapped kids to play basketball.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I think it's because the Academy hates people with Down syndrome. They won't nominate that. They gave it to them for Green Book, but now they get, they get no love with this handicapped basketball movie. That was, you know, that they've really. ripped off of a Spanish movie anyway. I call hypocrisy. It is hypocrisy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Because there's like, that's the most representation. They have this whole representation initiative now. But that champions was the most representative movie I've seen in a while. If the black kid, the handicapped kid in the movie, basketball movie, it said, hey, I've never eaten fried chicken once in my life. You think they've got an Oscar? For no, he's like, I mean, he's like, I mean, I didn't even watch at home. I watched that clip, I was like, I, what?
Starting point is 00:07:32 This is the thing? This is, this is like what they, so like the fairly, I mean, it makes sense. This is what the fairly brothers think, like, black people want to, see? It's like, I've never had, like, well, even if you had, that wouldn't make me anything. It's just, it's, it's, no, but I haven't. I don't really believe you. I'm not sure why you're saying this. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:51 You seem like a very accomplished man. I'm driving you around, like, you don't have to say this to prove you. of dignity like yeah my mother didn't see i don't believe that either i'm sure there's a line where like my mother wanted the best for me or some shit or i don't know but look you only thing it makes sense is like maybe not my family was awful and they would always steal the chicken they wouldn't let me they were taken away from me because of the rump that's why i played the piano it's like go play the piano you you cuck suck we never saw a green book but it would be funny of it it would be funny if that's even more of the movie that we think it is like that's the entire movie is that's
Starting point is 00:08:30 good old hunting it's not your fault moment right is that I'm talking about whether it's like appropriate for a black guy to brag about never having eaten fried chicken yeah he's like at the end he takes him to like get some fried chicken it's good isn't it no I knew it was good why would it keep me from eating at a little while you know it was taking it for me they went hungry that's I want to remake it and just make that the whole movie And he's opened up a fried chicken place And he plays a piano Like he's got a big upright piano
Starting point is 00:09:01 And like Welcome to the French Boop Boat chicken And it's actually It's just a story of little Richard I guess sued by his estate No one seems to care about All these people who get love nowadays
Starting point is 00:09:15 No one talking about little Richard anymore I would love to watch a little Richard biopac I would love to watch Yeah movie where he like you know Just eats candy He's a bunch of smarties and just goes That's good
Starting point is 00:09:27 He eats a variety of candy And then makes a song about each one Yeah Just plays a piano It's like bluesy piano Yeah And he dies Imagine if Little Richard made a song
Starting point is 00:09:38 About warheads Oh my God I would I mean I wouldn't Most people Who even knows what a warhead is anymore Very few people I mean you know
Starting point is 00:09:50 I guess people are age But I mean kids TikTok kids They know where the warhead is Right. Yeah, probably not. I'm surprised that doesn't, like, that's not a thing on TikTok kids. Only, they don't want to eat sour candies on TikTok. I think they would make good content.
Starting point is 00:10:05 They just want to, like, pretend they were in the Holocaust. It's like, like, Swedish kids going like, whoa, what if I was Ann Frank? How about you eat a sour candy? You know? They're all taking Kratom now. They don't need, they don't need our warhead challenge. Is Kram sour? The point is it hurts.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Yeah. It hurts when you put too many. in your mouth. And that means you're strong. Why didn't you just eat, like, you know, broken glass? And you go, well, that's what a, that's what a smarty was. Right. Or something.
Starting point is 00:10:36 There was some other way. There was a cry baby. One of the cry babies, those big ones. Yeah, there's a whole industry around, like, hurting children with candy. Yeah. I wonder, that's probably just had fiberglass in it. Anyway, we got off topic. You're a cry, because you're a cry baby when you eat it because it's broken.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Because it's going to make your mouth bleed. Oh, man. Crybaby's invented by, I don't know. Who's the guy who has actually been convicted of anything? Do we have a version of that in America? Who is the guy in England? There was that guy in England, the pedophile guy. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I don't know. I was going to make a reference. It wouldn't make any sense. Oh, Jared from Subway. Yeah. Who invented that? Jared from Subway. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:27 I haven't keeping up my famous petfiles. Anyway, back to the topic of the hand. The Barbie movie. I think I've left that in the air dangling for 10 minutes. But it's the Barbie movie. People are pissed and crazed about the Barbie movie. You were excited about the Barbie movie. We saw it over the summer.
Starting point is 00:11:46 They are enraged that it has been snubbed. The Barbie movie has been, let's see. Just full, please. Credit Gourwig and Margo Rhabi's Barbie Oscar snubb sparked online outrage, completely proving the point of the movie, in quotes. Well, I don't know. I thought the point of the movie was to be a toy commercial. This is a weird quote.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Wasn't that the point in the movie to sell, you know, big tibbid toys to children with surfboards? Selling toys was definitely part of the point. Big tibed toys. It got to be big tits or like, or men. Small men, I guess. Well, Ken's not small. No, Ken's normal size.
Starting point is 00:12:30 The other one, the Michael Serra. Alan. This is a weird quote underneath the title. Did we not watch the same movie about Barbie, one user wrote? With about in caps. Yeah, I mean, I don't know about me. It's like, it's like, we just watch the same movie about getting vinyl siding on your house. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:52 You know, we're like, you know, buying a. a commemorative plate with the twin towers on it right I love that that would be not I mean honestly back in like
Starting point is 00:13:04 2002 I thought that was tacky but I would love with 9-11 plate yeah we should get one for the studio so a nice commemorative 9-11 plate can you may make that our fine I mean I don't you yeah no I would love to break that out
Starting point is 00:13:16 for dinner party just have a commemorative 9-11 911 plates does eat spaghetti on I'm just worried that they like not only will we get poison but they won't be able to sue because they'll say it's a commemorative place.
Starting point is 00:13:27 We literally call them commemorative plates because they have a lot of lead to paint in them. Well, you shouldn't put that anyway, they'll say, and what's a mercury. I'll say, why is it, why is there mercury? And we go, just to make sure you don't need off it. And like the judge, the judge probably, if there are any kind of normal judge.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Right. They're immediately going to be on. They'll send some kid to school after getting a bride. Yeah. If they're a normal judge. I mean, wait, does I say school? I heard I heard prison because I knew that's what you met but any normal they're going to be completely unsympathetic to us as soon as they know as soon as
Starting point is 00:14:08 as they realized we were eating meatballs off of the towers right yeah I mean I guess it's not universal I assume the kind of people who buy them and their plates that people are eating meatballs off you know these things and I mean, I assume that there was, like, people jumping out in the picture of the building. And someone's, like, just dip and catch, they're frying to catch up on it. Well, you know, a person is just, you know, if I was a kid, my mom had them, I would make the pool of, I would make the floor catch up. And my dad would be like, hey, idiot. There's no, you know, there wouldn't be blood.
Starting point is 00:14:46 If the blood would just splatter, you wouldn't, you wouldn't see that much blood. I mean, you know, I'd say, hey, how you know? Shut your mouth. Blow hard. You think you're tough? What do you think? What do you think I'm going to do to you? Shut your mouth.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I'm not free you. But catch you wherever the fuck I want. Scumback. Anyway. But we don't have the plates. We don't, but we could get them. Yeah. The mad that Greta Gerwig and Murder-Gerwig
Starting point is 00:15:21 and Murder-Robie. weren't nominated for Oscars. Yeah, Greta Gerwig wasn't nominated for director. For Best Director. And Margot Robbie wasn't nominated for Best Actress. Right. And, but Ryan Goslin was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role as Ken. Mm.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Where he sings his song. He was fine. This is a book. I got to say something. It's a billion-dollar movie. Everyone talked about how good this movie was. And I was open-minded. I've talked before about we saw Lady Bird at a screening with Greta-Gurway.
Starting point is 00:15:53 rig with a whining cheese thing afterwards, right? And she was pleasant. And even when I bumped into her, I was trying to get more wine. She, you know, she didn't make a big fuss. She didn't say, get me, you know, get this a fat bastard out of my streaming. She's just kind of, you know, picked herself up with the floor. And this guy, I didn't not do the floor. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Point is, you know, I had nothing against her. We saw little women. I thought it was, you know, not a good movie at all. But I have no hate for her. I'm not sitting here going, like, can't wait for her. Can't wait for this woman. You know what a woman couldn't do? She couldn't direct point break.
Starting point is 00:16:30 I never said that. You know why? Because the woman did direct point break. And another good movies. You know, people act like Catherine Bigelow didn't exist. I mean, don't get me wrong. I know she worked for the CIA and she's a propagandist. And like, you know, they told her, hey, we got to make, you know, the bin Laden raid look real.
Starting point is 00:16:49 So do this. You got to somehow make people feel good about us, about us, about us. lasering a guy's balls. But she made a good director. She made a good movie. And people gave, you know, Hurt Locker won some, best picture, right?
Starting point is 00:17:01 Didn't it? Well, yeah. Was it the Her locker? Zero Dark 31, best picture, I think. No, her locker did. Oh, maybe it was. Look, the Academy took the bribe,
Starting point is 00:17:13 but they didn't like. She went best director for Zero Dark 30, yeah thing. Okay. Yeah. I'm saying the Academy might take him the bribe or zero dark during, but they didn't give it,
Starting point is 00:17:20 we're not going to give a best picture. Yeah. That's just garish. It's lines we don't cross. I remember because she was, she beat out her, like, James Cameron. Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Who's her ex-husband? Yeah. Oh, she beat, what for Avatar? The year he did Avatar. Oh, was that? Oh, was her longer that long ago? Oh, yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:40 All I remember is, what's his name, you know, being in a giant, like, goalie outfit and, like, you know, and, like, being upset that he didn't die in the bomb thing, right? That's the movie, right? Something like that. It's been a while since I saw that. And what's his name?
Starting point is 00:17:56 Guy. Wasn't that, what's the guy from the menu? Oh, yeah, Refine. Wasn't he a mercenary who died in the middle of it? Like out of nowhere,
Starting point is 00:18:03 they're like, movies mostly about like diffusing bombs in Iraq, but in the middle of it, like a day-long firefight. And like Rayfine is just like a black warrior guy. He's just, you're not in my fucking object. He's just screaming at the Iraqis.
Starting point is 00:18:19 I don't know. I was quoting him bruce. Um, Point is, women got love in other movies, but people are acting like Margot Robbie should be just given the Academy Award, apparently. And then Greta Gerwig should be given the Academy Award without even going to the ceremony.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Right. They're very upset that they did not get nominated. I know, I mean, I never got mad that, like, Jurassic Park wasn't nominated. Exactly. I never got mad that, like, you know, He-Man Masters of the Universe wasn't nominated. which honestly was like, this movie's not better than those movies.
Starting point is 00:18:57 It's a little better than He-Man, but He-Man was pretty cool. But it's not better in Jurassic Park. Yeah. It's not better. When did we start out? I mean, Barbie made a lot of money. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:07 When did that become a barometer for the Oscars? Yeah, and it's also like its own reward. Yeah. Being a hack is his own reward. Right. Being a, being a schlock director who makes a lot of money while you're married to Noah Bomback is its own reward.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Right. Well, he can make the, great art house films of a marriage story or whatever he makes right you know he's not he's making turning the world on fire anymore uh he needs to team back up with jeff goldbloom not jeff gold who's the other one jeff daniels plenty of the eleus but you know the people think that i don't know who these people are they they said one person said that uh this film is that killers of the flower because it's given her Scorsese spot Because Killers of the Flower Moon is not even one of his top ten movies.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Scorsese's top ten. It doesn't matter at all. Which is just an argument that's how much better he is. And like everyone alive right now, but yes, but then when they're going to go away. Look, I'm not going to claim that there's some ironclad logic to who gets the Oscar. Right. But it doesn't work that way. It's not like, well, you've made better.
Starting point is 00:20:14 You had the best movie this year, but you've made better so we're not going to give it to you. They don't grade on a curve. Right. And look, I'm open to whimsy. I'm open to, like, a weird thing that, like, just because it's something's a commercial. I mean, the people, there would be nothing more enraging. It'd be, like, talking to your dad, right? Your dumb dad.
Starting point is 00:20:31 And he's just like, and he's just like, no, he's actually, look, I know what you're thinking, but it's actually a good movie. It's actually, you know, despite being, it's a commercial. I'm like, oh, no, it's not just, I mean, I'm open to the end of the, you just want to, like, you know, shove his face into a vat of oil of burning. But that's not me, but, you know, I'm open to the idea of it, you know, of that being the case where, like, someone's, you know, saying, it's just a toy commercial, but it's actually a very good film. But this wasn't, is my point. It was just, it had a couple good presents. Well, I'm not going to say as if I'm the only arbiter of this. I'll put it out, you disagree with me.
Starting point is 00:21:12 That's fine. You could have your say, you can make your case. I'm saying personally, I don't even think it's that good of a movie. I thought it was, uh, if you weren't sitting next to me, I would have walked. out that seems uh i don't look it's just it was very unwatchable to me and i'm open i like women's i like uh i'm like uh i'm like little women but i like the the pride and prejudice with kira nightly i i feel like i'd be more i'd be more less skeptical of you saying if you hadn't been with me i wouldn't have gone in the first place well i might have gone to
Starting point is 00:21:46 check it out because people are so raving so much about it i go maybe look maybe it's one of those movies were. It's just, you know, um, if you weren't with me, if you were not around, I would just kind of be in some weird, like, you know, I would be up at 2 a.m. I'd find some theater at 2 a.m. to watch it in. Right. I'm like, oh, oh, it was actually the Barbie movie. I thought it was like one of those CD movies, you know, I thought I, it's just you and one row, sharing one row, like the entire theater is empty. Yeah. But for some reason, you're sitting right next to like two 10 year old girls and their mom. At 2 a.m.
Starting point is 00:22:21 At 2 a.m. I mean, I don't think any of the years open at 2 a.m. Except for the... It doesn't make any sense. But in this scenario, it's why I would think it was a pornographic film. I've yelled a mom. Why are your kids doing here? Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:22:38 No, I didn't enjoy it. I thought the world building was... There's a lot of missed opportunities. Now, it seems odd to say that about, like, you know, but commercial, you know, commercial toys. which is, in my opinion. It's, well, it's definitely a toy commercial. I mean, that's not, that's not really one, but I don't think, I don't think it, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:58 throws that shackle off. I think the plot is very, um, cutesy. This is more like, if this movie was made in the, in the early 2000s, I feel like someone really made, put some effort into it. But now we've gotten to a very cynical point in, and, like, where the only effort that gets put in is costumes, right?
Starting point is 00:23:17 Just big derrish, like, yeah! They had a song. The whole thing should have been a musical, but they wrote one song. Like, I'm not a musical guy, but this thing, like that one song that he wrote that he was in was, like,
Starting point is 00:23:29 actually the best part of the movie, the Ryan Gosling part where he sings. Yeah, I'm just can. Yeah. I mean, the song, they should have wrote more than one good verse, but there was actually like a good verse. I mean, oh, this could have been the movie.
Starting point is 00:23:39 If anyone put any effort into it, besides, like, spray more vinyl liquid onto the, on this actress's skin so she looks like a plastic toy. burn her skin so it looks I mean look some movies have one song they have a theme I'm not saying you can't have one song
Starting point is 00:23:59 I can't imagine why there'd be one song I don't know if I would have wanted to hear people singing all throughout it to be honest I think that it's like I'm not saying with the people that were making it now make it like I'm not saying don't change anything else I'm just saying this would have been better that way
Starting point is 00:24:15 it's like how boss Lerman make this like I don't like I don't have Boz Lerman making the Barbie movie. Why not? Because he's just going to turn it into a whole like a big gay nightclub party. A big, a big, a big, like, sex thing. Well, what do you, what, big, but you like celibate Barbie better? Look.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Why wasn't Barbie getting railed in this movie? In order to understand what a Barbie movie should be, I think you have to have kind of played with Barbies as a kid. Right. To get some of these jokes, you have to have played with, like, because there is kind of a strange, it's contradictory playing with Barbies because it's like, because there are these like crazy, unrealistic, objectified sex dolls, right? But like, but, but, but when you have multiple Barbies and they're all, they have different jobs and stuff, you are kind of forming a little
Starting point is 00:25:05 feminist utopia. And then, you know, Ken, nobody's really interested in doing anything with him. You know, it's like, you know, Ken does get neglected. Sure. You know, I never heard. I never got into Barbies enough to know about the pregnant one or the, or the. How about we just make a movie about me as a 10-year-old boy rambling, playing some weird stream of consciousness game like I used to. Like I used to wander around with my friend Jimmy in the school,
Starting point is 00:25:36 the giant parking lot that we used to be our Catholic school, you know, where we have recess and be like, oh, that's how I'm going on. We're not going to bite a wizard. And now we're going to clap ice cream out. Just nonsense. Just jibber-jabber. Just make that into a movie. All right.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I would love that to be made into a movie. You know what you're a kid and you just run around in a circle because you're on a sugar rush and your parents are just neglecting you? And they're screaming at you because you say an inappropriate thing at that awake. Make a movie out of that. it doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I mean, movies, you know, like, this reminds me when we just smack my Barbies together.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Is that real? Did you really say something inappropriate at a week? I think it was actually a little league game. Oh, okay. There was this coach, and I said, why are you here? But he's like, he's only, I knew who his team was. He wasn't, the team wasn't there. I still think it was odd.
Starting point is 00:26:39 He was this guy who was like, because he was a coach. Oh, that is weird. He's just coming to watch. other teams games? Look, he might have a friend or a family's team, you know, it was my brother's league. I think he was black, so people might take in a racist connotation to her,
Starting point is 00:26:51 but I was like, eight. I didn't mean it at all. I just knew he was like, I think he was my brother's coach or like, and like, and I knew my brother's team wasn't playing and his son was all my brother's team. So, like, I mean, that's all I meant. And people get me, you know,
Starting point is 00:27:04 they call me out in front of this guy. I was just like, they probably thought, you know, the guy was like took it because he was black. And I was like, I was a victim of this, you know, I'm being, I'm being accused of being some racist eight-year-old. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:17 But I just meant, I know who you, I know what team you coach. It's also such a weird way of like almost, it's almost, when you start, like, when you started assuming that your eight-year-old means things in a racist way, it weirdly signals to the black guy that it's like, are you saying this shit around him? You're like, you know, it doesn't matter. You can't let him know what a racist family we are. It's not your business wise here. What he said.
Starting point is 00:27:41 And it's not matter what I do. Maybe he wanted to come to the game. I should have been like, what? You want to just want to watch Little League? You're talking about. He probably, like, fan-jured. There wasn't some Little League where people had, like, would play good baseball.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I don't know if you're, if Little League in your town was, like, this was bad. Like, I wasn't, it was just, I was bad. There was, like, one good guy on, like, one good guy in every team. And he would get very mad at us. Because we couldn't get anything done.
Starting point is 00:28:07 We couldn't do it. We couldn't do shit. We couldn't catch. You know, ball come right to us. drop it. It's like the bad news, bears, but everyone's garbage
Starting point is 00:28:14 and we don't, we don't have been drunk to teach us. No, this guy probably fancied himself, like a strategician, like he's got to come
Starting point is 00:28:21 and watch these games and learn all the weaknesses of the other teams, and he's going to dominate with his team. Yeah, his wife left him. Because, you know, why he was hanging around
Starting point is 00:28:30 the Little League? He thinks he'll get his wife back if he wins a T-ball championship. I mean, honestly, if you left me, if you left me and I won my Little League
Starting point is 00:28:41 championship and he was still like I don't know so not back together I'd shoot myself in front of your new husband this is I would show I was sure be your wedding and kill myself
Starting point is 00:28:55 that's just ridiculous I mean normally I wouldn't want to ruin your new day like screw that I won the little you're not taking me back now you should be apologizing because I mean like you you gave me you acted like Now, you know, you divorced me because I spent so much time doing the Little League, amongst other things.
Starting point is 00:29:17 But now it actually paid off. You should say, oh, you were right. But you're still going to get married the other guy? No, well, you can. You mean, I've got to snipe from marrying. But, you know, but, you know, it's going to ruin the vibe a little bit. I imagine. Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Maybe his family's really cool with that happening. Maybe everyone just starts listening, you know, they start spinning a, what's the name record? Who's the redhead guy? What? Harry Stiles? No, who's the other one? Oh, oh, the, oh, what's his name? The redhead.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Whatever is it. Yeah, I don't. The weird-looking guy who's always singing about love. Yeah. Ed. Ed. Ed. Ed. Ed. Ed. Ed.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Ed. Ed. They put an Ed. Shearing record on. And they clean up the blood. And everything's fine. They serve some Triscuits. Bare foot on the cross.
Starting point is 00:30:07 And before he started giving me shit. Oh, Triscuits. He had the second wedding. All right. Who's going, no one was crazy for us. second wedding. Except we don't throw a Trump or something. Listen into our favorite song.
Starting point is 00:30:15 And they're wiping up your brains. They're just chopping your body into little pieces. So they can carry it out easier. That seems like they shouldn't. Yeah, it's a good point. Even thinking out of that, they shouldn't be able to do that. No,
Starting point is 00:30:25 they should. I mean, that should ruin the wedding because the cops will have to show up. And like, I mean, I don't know what jurisdiction you're having your second wedding in, but. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Yeah, I know, but like, it's just like, are you getting married to like a Russian, uh, Like a median mob guy or something? No, I just imagine.
Starting point is 00:30:45 And you still like, wherever they hang out in LA and the shield. I just imagine it being like a very professional wedding team. And they just kind of like, they don't even really think about the implications. They're just like, they're just acting out of pure hospitality instinct, right? I mean,
Starting point is 00:31:02 I'd love to see it because they would go, hopefully go to jail, right? Yeah. Imagine going to jail for that being so dedicated to your stupid wedding gig. we're like oh you get the headset on I mean the guy at our wedding was very good I mean I'm not like
Starting point is 00:31:14 in case he listens I'm sure he doesn't he has good taste but you know you don't talk about right yeah yeah I'm saying is and he didn't have a headset though that's the thing he like you see these movies people wearing a headset at weddings like the coordinator
Starting point is 00:31:28 oh yeah probably the bigger ones that's kind of person it would like our guy would realize like you know no we we'll move them we're getting enough trouble for that or put something we'll put a table over him I mean, that's where we'll put the, you know, the cards, the gifts. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:44 But, you know, you can't go chop it up a body. He would know. He would, you know, that's actually smart. Well, built. Well, just kind of bury him under, like, one of those giant tic-tac-toe boards. A giant tic-tac-tac-toe boards. Yeah. I mean, cornhole?
Starting point is 00:32:04 Well, they also have giant tic-tac-toe boards. I'm unfamiliar. Sometimes. Sometimes, sometimes that's one of the games. So they draw the ex's nose. No, like they're big cubes. Like they're big, kind of like a, I don't know, like a styrofoam cubes. Not only are you marrying another man if you divorced me,
Starting point is 00:32:21 despite me winning the Little League championship. You're going to turn my, you're going to say, hey, we're going to turn your body into his body into a tic-tac toe cube. And you go, yeah, all right. Well, no, bury it under giant tic-tac toe cubes. This is enraging This is disgusting But he's set me on fire
Starting point is 00:32:43 But like almost like a smores thing A s'mores? No I didn't say Yeah with graham crackers and marshmallows or chocolate Any of those things How do you attribute sending a dead body on fire to smores Well I'm just seeing how it can be integrated into the reception It's a it's a I mean
Starting point is 00:33:04 It's a Viking funeral or the wedding That seems like it works. That's poetic enough. I'm just imagining your body, your body falls down on the grass. And the wedding coordinator is like, well, take him, take a picture of him. He's going on the dead relative table.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I mean, yeah, that actually isn't bad. Yeah. So, you know, 18 people hoist me up onto it. Right. They just, you, They just throw you on top of the pictures of people's grandparents. Yeah, yeah, I'll be the highlight of the dead relatives table. People are not, you know, that's a call back to a episode we had from the last year.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Right. People are not really, that's the thing you had, your family had of the wedding, not ours. We didn't end up doing it, did we? No, we didn't. Yeah, but the wedding we went to before had a dead relatives table. Yeah. Which I've never seen before, but, you know. Yeah, I just kind of forgot about it.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I was pretty into the idea for... Everyone's never seen someone divorced the Little League head coach champion. But, you know. I think when I realized there would only be a couple of people on the dead relatives table. Right. It didn't seem like... Why don't be a couple people? I mean, there are only so many dead people between the two of our families.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Right. We couldn't repeat. I feel like you need a big, like, bunch. You know, but you need a bunch of people. Oh, I need. For a good dead relatives table. They have to have died in that past year? I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:35 I don't know. Maybe it's that at all, if they died at all. I could have gotten some fake, you know, I could have found some people and, you know, whatever. I'll find some, I'll go, I'll go on these, like, methadone clinics or whatever. And, like, hey, they went died. Oh, I thought you were talking about, like, getting old pictures from the morgue. I didn't take those home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:56 I don't know what you think. You think, if you ever seen a follow album full of dead people, I don't have any of those pictures. Yeah. Anyway, what were we talking about the Oscars? Anyway, yeah, the Oscars. I don't know. They're very upset. What's the reason of this article, I guess?
Starting point is 00:35:13 Barbie pulled in a whopping eight Oscar nominations on Tuesday morning, but there were two categories noticeably missing from that list. Both star Margot Robbie and director Greta Gerwig were dubbed by the Academy and the best actress and best directing categories, respectively, and fans are displeased to say the least. What is their argument? Gregor already made a film that was critically acclaimed culturally impactful.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Culturally impactful. Well, you know, you know what else is culturally impactful? School shootings. You don't give them Oscars. Perfectly cast and acted. I mean,
Starting point is 00:35:52 all right. I don't know about that. America Ferreira was a little bit stiff, in my opinion. Both they both those, both those, I mean, and ugly Betty.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Yeah, America Ferreira. That's not America for era. How do we bet he's the other one? I don't we bet he was a mom. America forera is the kid. Yeah, but her name is an ugly bit, Betty. Yeah, but her name's not America for ever.
Starting point is 00:36:14 That's the kid from Dr. Strange, isn't it? That's her character name. Wait, hold on a second. No, no, America Ferreira was totally in Barbie. Yeah, I know. That was the daughter. No, I wasn't. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Wasn't the character in Dr. Strange was America, wasn't it? America Chavez, right? Are we, yeah. How's that a name? I don't know. How is America Ferreira a name? Yeah, I'm saying. But that was a combo movie.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Right. I mean, that was the Jews with the wizard. I didn't really question it. They should have just called the kid of America Ferreira. Yeah, I didn't question it because they were like, hey, we have to get this book out of the multiverse and then throw it to his, you know, the border of the universe is glass. I don't, I mean, they get nothing makes sense. That's stupid comics. I mean, this is a real, I mean, ugly Betty's name is America forera?
Starting point is 00:37:02 Yeah. I didn't know that. It's like naming me like, you know, France Johnson. Germany Johnson. Yeah. Hey, I'm England Jones. What was it? So here is a, okay, so perfectly cast enacted, left people laughing, crying, and thinking.
Starting point is 00:37:24 What if I cry is a Barbie movie? Apparently a lot of people cried. I did not. I laughed a couple of times. I really, I really, the movie fell apart for me when she went to the real world. And it was just kind of like, I thought it was going to be interesting interactions. But then like the C.E. The real feral characters was, they're all fake.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Right. It wasn't, it wasn't like the Brady Bunch movie where they're like interacting with real people. And like a guns like, you know, pulled on them. It was kind of fun. You know, for the 90s. I'm saying it was a kid. Yeah. I didn't say we should, you know, put that up with Heaven's Gate and Apollos now for, you know,
Starting point is 00:38:02 You know, for a film, you know, festival. But, yeah, the Barbie bunch of movie. That was fun. But this was just like, yeah. But this will Ferrell is just like, he's dumber than Barbie. Right. And it doesn't make any sense.
Starting point is 00:38:15 It's just like the most depressing discourse about like body dysmorphia. Yeah. And then Will Ferrell trying to put her in a giant box. They should have, she should have came here and gotten fat. Yeah. And then started cutting herself.
Starting point is 00:38:27 They kind of do that, but she doesn't really get fat. No, it's upsetting to the cowards. Yeah. No, I mean, look, they should have, you were saying this before, but they should have had, like, the kid, because she was kind of giving her crap about, oh, like, you know, Barbies just. Make women feel like terrible about themselves. You gave me, you gave me a fentanyl disorder. I started eating Vavita pies, whatever, and throwing them up. But they, you know, why they can't do that.
Starting point is 00:38:54 You know, why? Why? Because who's making, who's making this movie? Mattel. Mattel. I mean, how's they're going to have, like, a barbecue, a cute, you going on a, Barbie, this would make sense if this movie would make sense if they made it in, like, the 60s. When up to that point, Barbie was just, like, prancing around, uh, having babies and cooking meatloves and stuff. And they're like, hey, we got, we want to start making construction Barbies and CEO Barbies and Dr. Barbies.
Starting point is 00:39:22 So they would do this movie. Hey, oh, you can't, you know, push kids out you can be a doctor. I mean, me is Barbie That'd be Ken, I guess, a worrisome judge The judge who everyone thinks is going to rule against Barbie Because there'd be some contrivance Where I'm like ruling whether Barbie is a person or not And when she can mean, you know, have a trial
Starting point is 00:39:43 And I'd be like, Barbie's all right with me She can be a doctor Everyone thought I was just going to rule against her But you know Right They misjudged me They didn't realize what a noble man you were Yeah, I'm a noble man
Starting point is 00:39:55 And I'm trying to get some quid pro quo from Barbie it's not so much a quid pro quo as it is just like you're trying to get like gratitude sex out of yeah right there's no quick pro i'm a judge i'm not that dumb you know hey hey hey hey hey hey if you're really if you're really uh grateful you know do this the right way you know take me out the benigans give me a nice french onion soup and we see where it goes But my point is, but they couldn't do that because they started making those Barbies like 50 years ago already. There is no like thing to sell.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Like they've been making, they make, you know, Berker Barbie and like, you know, Barbies who, they make, they make Hillary Clinton Barbie and, you know, Locker Up Barbies. Right. Barbie who dies, you know, AIDS bar, whatever. There's a Barbie for everything already. There's nothing left to sell. Is there really a Hillary Clinton Barbie? Probably.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah. Is there a Lauren Bobert Barbie? I mean, it's just, you know, it's just. Barbie, you dump the mud. It's covered with, you know, he's just cat piss and cereal. I love her, I'm sorry. Why'd I go there?
Starting point is 00:41:06 We should have Barbara in the show. That's their name might be out of the word. Um. You want to hear some more of these arguments? Yes. Greta Gerwig being snubbed at the Oscars, despite Barbie being the only $1 billion movie, solely directed by a woman, feels very suss to me.
Starting point is 00:41:27 That isn't supposed to be, again, I'm not saying, I'm not trying to claim that the Oscars is fair, that their system is noble. But when it is, to the extent that it does work and, like, recognizing art, that's not supposed to be the metric. Like, the metric is not supposed to be, you made a billion dollars, so here's an Oscar. Why don't we go like to, like, you know, start the James Beard Foundation, you know, they give the James Beard Award, which is, it's like a highest award you get for being a chef? Right, yeah. Why don't you give this to Doritos? You know how many people eat Doritos every day and love them? I mean, honestly, Doritos are one of the, it's the greatest food, pound for pound.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Yeah. Like, I'm sure whatever, you know, can, you know, braise the heron cafe soup that you get, Bernardand, whatever. Right. It's delicious. But imagine if, like, you were, like, you were in a situation where, like, society is being formed. We can have one of these two foods going forward And you eat that
Starting point is 00:42:28 You know, this is very subtle, it's good Somebody gives you a Dorito When you lose your fucking mind Dreados are so good They're amazing Maybe they should get a James Beer award Maybe maybe you're right Maybe why are we fighting
Starting point is 00:42:41 They should have the very least Like the Oscars kind of did Right Or sorry the Golden Gloves kind of did With the commercial success category They should have like a best snack In the James Beard Awards Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:53 They just have one award for best snack They really should And best, and, and best fat person to die. They should honor one, like, just mass, you know, like the guy from the whale every year. Every year, a Brendan Fraser will present the award in costume as the whale. We just keep giving it to Brandon Fraser. We're like, we're like, you. You're in school ties.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Yeah, but no, but serious, this is, people have been conditioned now to just think they can whine. Because people just want, that's, that's what they've been, that's what they've learned, not like to even be outrageous or to be divisive, just to, they, they think it's the clapback. We're a clapback culture. Yeah. But no one's got a gun. It's just kind of classless to clap back in this situation. Right. Because the movie made a billion dollars.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Right. You don't get to have everything. Right. You get one of the, sometimes you get both, right? If you're, like, who? Sometimes, like, some people get to be, get to be all the things.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Right. Yeah, who got to be all the things? Like you, put to Diana until she, you know, was murdered. But for a while that she was, you know, grace and beauty. So, yeah, you know, but she wasn't smart. It's kind of a dummy, right? Right.
Starting point is 00:44:20 A dumb person. I mean, well, I think she. Well, the royal family hated her. She was kind of just a real dits. Was she ditsy? I don't know. It was really ditsy of her to shake that AIDS patient's hands. I think she got AIDS.
Starting point is 00:44:33 They're like, don't hug her. Don't hug the kid. I hugged the kid. We'll give you a test and it came back. And she won't tell her. And she's like, it turned out she was like Magic Johnson and she had it and she's never got sick from it. Or maybe that's why the car crashed.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Maybe she like found that she had AIDS and she freaked out. Start kicking the driver in the head by mistake. Like she didn't like she was like the doctors were totally like she didn't get AIDS Right it was fine but she just but from that point on she was like the moment she did it she regretted it Right, she spent the rest of her life fearing that she had AIDS Right just to be clear there was a scene it was a scene from the crown the only reason I know about You watch you know I haven't seen the last couple seasons for the first you know with Diana She uh they went to a hospital and they were like this kids got AIDS don't hug it
Starting point is 00:45:20 I'm going to hug it Which is You know And people generally view that As a very sweet moment She's like She actually She has like
Starting point is 00:45:30 A terrible nerves Yeah But she thinks it's AIDS Right She's just losing She's always losing Control of the wheel And she's like
Starting point is 00:45:36 My AIDS is acting up again Maybe that's what I got Her and Charles Or like I didn't breakfast Every day You know You know Poached eggs
Starting point is 00:45:43 Yeah Or that's a weird little fancy cup And she's just scratching Her neck Yeah I think I have a rat This could be, you know, this got like a lesion, right? Like, like, you don't have HIV, Diana.
Starting point is 00:45:54 No, Diana, you don't have, you don't have AIDS. I can't deal with it. He's so ignorant. But I hug that kid. The whole point, I thought you hug the kid because you knew it didn't have AIDS. No, I just, I thought they said do hug it. I thought they said he didn't have AIDS. No, it was a lovely gesture, dear.
Starting point is 00:46:12 He doesn't have AIDS. I know, I did, but I thought he said he didn't have AIDS. I would never would have hug me. Um, no, but the point you get, but you don't get, the most people don't get to have both, right? So you make a billion dollar movie. I mean, look, Jurassic Park made a lot of money. Peter Jackson. He made Lord of the Rings, you know, that's a better movie.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Also, they only gave him one at the end. He made three amazing movies. And at the end, they go, we'll give you one. Right. They didn't let him get two. They gave those movies nothing for like 10 years when the third one came. out and we had to sit through six hours of Bilbo Baggins, you know, rotting, you know, being euthanized in the hospice and the Hobbit Hospice.
Starting point is 00:46:58 By this logic, they all should have gotten Oscars because they were all, they were all, they all made a lot of money. Yeah. Elijah Wood should be an Academy Award winner for having Harry Feet. No, it's just, it's, and the weird thing is this. Greta Gerwig is apparently the first, woman to have all three of her first three films nominated for Best Picture. Morgan Robbie's been nominated twice for the Academy Award.
Starting point is 00:47:29 And she won for I Tanya. Did she win? Yeah. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. No, I think look it up. Look, check it out. I thought I looked it up before.
Starting point is 00:47:38 But if she's won already, then what the hell are we talking about? This idea, the level of, like, actors out there, there are, like, there's one good actor left. And it depends on the movie. no one's good consistently anymore yeah yeah she won the best actress which you want oh wow no isn't I thought that was for oh shit
Starting point is 00:48:01 well even more of the case then right she's already won an Oscar maybe the Academy is not saying hey we can't give it we can't give us Oscar to mark a Robbie maybe you're saying we don't want to give it to Barbie because it's even though we're a relevant bunch of scumbags Also, like, where was the outrage when Kubrick never got the directing award? Right.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Why is Scorsese you have to wait until he was 70 to get it? You realize that, like, the level of, like, disgusting outrage, the ass, anyone who cares about the Oscars is a moron. Not because, like, the idea of something winning isn't, but, like, just because there's no, they've, they've ruined the award. For decades, nothing good ever wins. Right. Historically.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Like, if I made a movie, if I was a director. I wouldn't even want one. Cooper never got one. It makes you money, suppose. I'm not even sure if it does anymore, really. But the point of the Academy Award winner. Imagine trying to fucking make the case that he had a prestigious award
Starting point is 00:49:01 when they gave it a fucking Barbie. Imagine. It's the fucking, what's the fucking garbage pill kids movie? You're going to give it a fucking song to Hedgehog? I mean, I think, look, I thought that Salt Burn movie was flawed. But at least there was weird shit happening in it all the time
Starting point is 00:49:20 At least there was a guy Having sex with dirt Well don't spoil it Yeah I love that that's a spoiler I know that's the thing That movie where like the biggest thing You don't want to spoil is the guy
Starting point is 00:49:32 Humps the dirt That's how you know it's real art Yeah When telling people that a guy humps dirt And it ruins the movie Right yeah That is the chrysalis of Filmmaking
Starting point is 00:49:46 No I didn't know, but there was a woman made that. If she got nominated for Best Director, I wouldn't be mad at that. Like, I wouldn't necessarily think she should win over, like, killers of the flower or moon. Right. But, like, I wouldn't have any issue with her being nominated. Everyone loves this shit on that movie.
Starting point is 00:50:01 I love this idea, like, I mean, this whole feminist thing is so we've jumped the shark a bit. And I'm not sure when, maybe when we did feminism. But, no, it's like this idea that, like, people really feel really comfortable now going like with Scorsese I've seen like multiple people in my real life oh I don't I sit through three hours
Starting point is 00:50:23 of a watch a bunch of white men instead of the native people what did you want to what three hours of people dying of poison yeah right yeah just dismissing like the white men did the shit what you want to be going to get really sick why am I getting so sick
Starting point is 00:50:41 I mean honestly what do you want to I mean, they show these people to die, but, like, more scenes of them, like, not knowing how to fix it. People will literally just make up things that aren't true about a movie to critique it in that way. Like, people would be like, well, oh, well, oh, well, like, Lily Gladstone's perspective wasn't shown. Yes, it was.
Starting point is 00:50:58 It was shown through the entire movie. She was great, yeah. I had no idea who she was. You were like, oh, well, literally Glidestone. Like, why they keep saying like that? I never heard of this woman. She was really good. She's actually a really interesting character.
Starting point is 00:51:08 I think she should win. She knows that this guy is kind of a scumbag. Yeah. And she marries them anyway. Like, that's it. interesting? Sure. Like, you know, she kind of like suspects that he's trying to kill her. I think they, I think the way they conceived this film and reason that they cast the character. I'll be fair. The other thing is it's not, it couldn't be improved upon.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Because they can't, it was probably the reason they cast DeCaprio besides the fact that, you know, he, Marty just likes to read stories to him, you know, at night on the set or something to tuck him in. This is his grandpa. I'm saying the guys made 15 movies together. Right. But the reason they cast him in his role. He's probably supposed to be his charm, really charming guy, despite other things. And, you know, that's how we, but he can show the, I want to make this guy have a weird, really, like, just kind of, um, way of talking. Just talking about money. And Barbie's like, I ain't go with it.
Starting point is 00:51:59 He's like, some reason, you know, they've worked together since he was, like, 18. You should be able to say, Leo, hey, I think for this movie, make you more charming. Right. Think more like when you played the Great Gatsby, because this guy was really charming. You know, he got killed, this guy was murdering her, and she didn't get, he put, probably more, and she's like, Now, I'm going to talk like this. I was going to like sling blade the whole time. And they were like, all right, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Go with that. But she's playing it as if he's like Robert Redford and like in Old President's Men, like, dashing. Right. Is that really the best example? Whatever. All the President's Men. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:32 That's sexy movie, All the President's Men. But he was charming in it. He was. You can look at stuff like, oh, sorry, go ahead. No, imagine it was like, it was like, It was like, we're like, what's just more modern? Imagine it was like Brad Pitt and Mito Dirt. Right?
Starting point is 00:52:49 Like, right. Not Mito, is it Mito D. Was it Mito Black? Mito Black. Mito Black. Did they ever do that? They should have done that on whatever.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Let's look it up. Whatever they would have done S&L or whatever. Yeah, well. Me Joe Dirt. We should make that fantastic. That'll be the way to get people to watch our podcast. And it would be timely. Yeah, but no, they should have made, like, imagine Brad Pitt, Meet Joe Black,
Starting point is 00:53:17 where he's got the taxi. I didn't see the movie, but he's in a tuxedo, and he's dead or something. He's that's a plot. He's a wizard or a ghost. The point is, imagine he was Brad Pitt being charming. And you go, oh, she stayed with this guy, married him. Well, you get it because he's Brad Pitt. And it should be DeCabrio.
Starting point is 00:53:35 But in the past two years, he's become like, he's got, look, he's kind of hit a wall of his little good looking guy. But he's just getting to the point now where he's, he's just getting to the point now where he's just like, he's getting like, he's got in his 50s or 60s. Like, like, like,
Starting point is 00:53:48 like, uh, sense of woman Pacino with hoo-wah. He's getting into his hoo-wah era. Right. You know? Which is just him, you know, mumbling.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Right. That's a critique. I'll let you have that critique, but this idea, oh, why don't we, why don't you make a movie about slavery and just have the whole thing
Starting point is 00:54:05 be the hot box? Right. There's probably more going on. Yeah. Like, you just want to watch, you just want to watch torture porn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Like, it's a movie. It's, whatever. You don't want to watch it. It's like, you're claiming that you have some kind of, like, you want some diverse perspective on it, but you just don't want, like, anyone who isn't white to have any agency in a movie at all.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Like, it's like, you know. Women can. I mean, like, white women. Like, I can understand, like, looking at, like, I love Karen and Goodfellas. Like, she's a great, like, Lorraine Brocko does a great job with her. Right. But, like, you could make an argument that, like,
Starting point is 00:54:37 she descends into such hysterics towards the end, that it might be, it might be a, Like, even if it's somewhat realistic, it might be a somewhat insulting image of women. I mean, I can, like, maybe, but I mean. Like, I'm just saying you could make that case, but it's like, possibly, but you, to be fair, but I don't know what you mean, but he's also, the odor's also going to lose his mind too. That's true.
Starting point is 00:54:57 But yeah, but. I mean, actually, to be, I get him crazy. He doesn't make, the other doesn't look good. Yeah. He goes pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. He goes to come down.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Oh, that whole mile is so great. Yeah, it's amazing. No, Scorsese actually is pretty good. I had to stir the sauce. He keeps coming back to the sauce. But you're sure what we're doing here? Like, it's a fucking 30-year-old movie that we've seen a hundred times. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:23 I think, try to do something like a Barbie with this. That's right. What's the stir the sauce moment in bar? Or any moment. We just thought, we bar it up for a second. We start courting the movie. There's a bar. I mean, that's not a bar.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Because Goodfellows also didn't win shit probably. I'm just, I'm just Ken is the stir the sauce moment in Barbie. Right. But that's why he should get the award. Right, man. I'm just Ken. I'm doing my taxes then. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:49 They should have made, he should have been some kind of pimp. They're, they dressed is like a pimp. They should have actually made him pimping the Barbies. Oh, Jesus. I mean, that should have been like the whole, like, they should have actually had a real, when they had to invade his corporate high dojo, right? What was called?
Starting point is 00:56:05 Right. His Cobra Kai Malibah Palace. Right. Is Ken Manscave or whatever. There's a name for it. The kitten box dojo Everyone else knows Everyone else is quoting it like it's this iconic thing already
Starting point is 00:56:19 It's not iconic We're all just world I mean everyone in this fucking world We'll just join a cult if they could It's too lazy to find one That's true Charles Manson so scared I mean
Starting point is 00:56:33 It's just some guy Like I mean Some literally something like some Pimp that would hang around Grand Central Station Report authority back in the day That's what Charles Manson was All these cults are
Starting point is 00:56:48 How do you start a cult I don't know how do you find Hookers in New York in the 70s They go off the bus And that's what all this Arguments about Discourse This cult discourse
Starting point is 00:57:04 There's none of this makes any sense Yeah But about the Karen thing. Because, like, Lily Gladstone and this is, like, so much better than that. She should, what? They're, like, Lanbroko? No, no, I'm saying, like, in terms of how she's portrayed.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Oh, she looks better, yeah. In terms of, like, how she looks. Sure. Like, it's, it's way more, like, you know, just go to Washington, protesting the stuff. You know, it's like, there's a lot of shit with her in it, with her centered in us. Oh, yeah. No, sure. I mean, you know, I, no, the whole movie should have been her, and then, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:57:38 everyone just dies and there's like, why's this happening? And then they play, give me shelter. Right. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:48 He's just a shot away. And then she's playing with a Barbie. Right. I don't know. What, what, what's the iconal moment you take from Barbie?
Starting point is 00:57:59 And there has to be one. You've made this argument. You think, you think it's a great film. Well, I thought it was a, I thought it was better than it had any right to be.
Starting point is 00:58:07 I think, I thought that it was, a, like the production design was great. That was a high point of the movie. The plastic. The way you get out of Barbie land and get to the real world was a fun little sequence.
Starting point is 00:58:18 That should have, they should have had to do like some kind of voodoo thing. They should have had to, I mean, they should have had to do some kind of vinyahuasca. They should have had to do some kind of like, you know, they should have had to sacrifice a child,
Starting point is 00:58:31 something, some pathos to get out of Barbie land. It was just too easy. Look, I could totally get behind a violent. It was so lazy. They just drove out. They just drove out. It was so lazy.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Well, no, they had to get on a little train, and they had to get on a little snowmobile. But you could be the best of the thing. No one, they just made them all look like idiots because they could have just left any time. They should, I mean,
Starting point is 00:58:51 even the movie, like the movie vice versa with Fred Savage and Judge Reinhold. You know, that required more pathos to create, you know, to, you know, for an inciting incident. This one, like,
Starting point is 00:59:01 her shoe falls off. She's like, I'm going to travel to the real world. you know what I mean there's no like there's no plot I mean the whole thing in the trailer oh what if we die
Starting point is 00:59:16 alright well look elf kind of had a similar thing of like you gotta go it's not it doesn't end up being that hard it's like you gotta go travel through this candy cane forest and then you're in New York
Starting point is 00:59:26 like right but that wasn't the exciting incident or it wasn't like the plot like look elf first of all this is overrated but good it's very good how you know
Starting point is 00:59:36 kids movie funny movie I think that Barbie is exactly as a good as elf oh that's crazy no I think that it's but no better no worse no Barbie is like if you what's the point of elf what's the kind of cute part where like he travels through a penguin force in the North Pole
Starting point is 00:59:55 that's cute yeah no one thinks about that when I watch it all throughout yeah he's eating chocolate spaghetti and it's fantastic wonderful moments I don't know whatever you just You just want women to. I thought that was a fair compromise. This Supreme Court's got like five women on right now.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Can we stop acting like women or like, you know, oh, there's literally half of every acting Oscar every year is women. Right. There's literally the same amount of women win Oscars as men. You know what? That's a great point too. It's like complaining about the best director saying, okay. Sure.
Starting point is 01:00:35 But complaining about. the best actress thing, you're just complaining that other women got the recognition. Right. Like, you're just,
Starting point is 01:00:42 you're just, you're just, you're just, I mean, these women should start saying, like, maybe we should get Lily Gladstone
Starting point is 01:00:48 out of this fucking, well, you know, get her out of there. Have the, how the bravery to say, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:54 get here out of there. It's so funny, Margot Robbie is just regularly sending death threats to Lily Glastone. And she's like, she's like, you better wash her back,
Starting point is 01:01:02 bitch. Why didn't you send me stone? She's like, it's my bestie. I mean, I love murder robbie in general. I don't love her. I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Yeah, I like her. She's fine. Better not love her. What are you going to do about her? Yeah, well, at least she's coming to my Little League. She wouldn't. She wouldn't divorce you of her wanting to win a T-ball tournament. It's not T-ball's Little League.
Starting point is 01:01:26 You don't even know the difference. This is the problem. I guess he's having a, like, throwing a 9-11 place at each other. because you because you call it T-Wall anyway thanks a much
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