Kump - Ep. 161 Barbie Snub
Episode Date: February 1, 2024Ray and Lucie discuss the outrage over Barbie's alleged Oscar snub, Ray's little league, childhood transgressions, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episod...e every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8
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Hello, and welcome to Kump.
Hello.
How you doing, Lucy?
I'm doing great.
That's great.
Thanks to everyone for tuning in.
We have such an exciting time this time.
it is it's uh it's there's there's spring well it's not there's spring uh it's it's kind of cold
and and and and there's blank and we have groundhog day and that's just like a real that's just
day reminds you that you can't end it you know um so it is but we but we do have the Oscars
I can't wait for the Oscars that came out today so you know it's a magical night with the
stars I that's how I have always thought about it I mean
Put a pen in that.
Magical Night with the Stars
watching the Oscars while you're eating Chinese food?
Yeah.
It transports you into a world of classiness and glamour.
Vegetable in Lomaine and staring at Bradley Cooper's fake nose.
I guess he won't wear it to the show.
Oh, I mean he better wear it to the show.
Well, we'll see.
Before we go any further, so I remind everyone,
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There's any things I'll put you in the credits.
Like you're some grip.
You're some key grip on salt burn.
I'm the guy in Saltburn who like, you know,
after what's his name, I don't want to spoil it,
but I feel like I defiled the dirt for like six hours.
I was a guy able to clean it up.
It made me clean up his fluids filled dirt.
You're the groundskeeper where you had to clean up is...
His filth.
Yeah.
But I'm in the credits.
That's not what you get.
You get the whole content pie.
So, come...
Patreon.com slash ray comp.
No filth to clean up.
It'll be filled.
You don't have any of that.
So anyway.
So you're excited about the starlets and the boys?
The glitz.
I didn't even, I know, this is new to me.
I didn't know the side of you.
I, I, I, you've never, you've never, you've never, you've never seen, I've never seen
you point out someone's like, you know, dinner jacket on the red carpet.
That's because I'm just in awe.
I'm where, I'm speechless when I see them.
I mean, I'm around.
Bradley, you can't stop talking when I'm around.
Bradley Cooper is an interesting example because he's, like, because that movie,
pretty much the only reason I know it is because Bradley Cooper wore a big nose for,
to play a Jewish guy.
Right.
But like,
but,
like,
it's so built up that,
is even Jewish?
Uh,
no.
That's,
I think that's part of the point.
The conductor at me.
Yeah,
I think so.
Oh,
okay.
What's his name?
Everglass?
Uh,
Bernstein,
I think it's about.
Oh,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
I guess.
Um,
but yeah,
like,
I thought you're Swedish.
Uh,
I was thinking,
like,
it would be funny if it was just like,
they made it really,
like,
disgusting looking.
Like, it's not just big.
It's also, like, they greased it up.
They greased it up and, like, you know, put, like, blood in it that you can see.
Dry blood?
Like, every time he turns his nose up, you can see all the, all the, that he has a bloody nose all
the time.
And his nose is greasy.
Who's doing this, by the way?
I'm a production designer.
Oh, you mean, a makeup person.
Yeah.
Or, yeah, right.
Right.
Is this to get back at Bradley Cooper or Leonard Bernstein?
It's not to get back at anybody
That's just how they think the nose should be portrayed
Okay
So I mean is that based on
I mean
Have you read like biographies of
Like was he a big cokehead?
I don't think so
Because you know
After years of doing blow
It'll you know
It'll make a hole in your septum
And I used to have to shove things into people's noses
When they were dead
At the morgue
Because the doctor wanted like
You didn't take a picture and show that
So I have to stick a probe
Through the middle of their nose
coming out the other side
because they couldn't just write that
they couldn't just take a picture of a nose and go
and no one trusted them I guess
it couldn't just be like and there was a hole in the septum
oh I made that no you made that up
why would you make that so I had to take a picture
with a big like a sewing needle type thing
I mean honestly it wasn't very subtle
did you ever find me the artist's side of me
wasn't really
I felt a little garish shoving a sewing needle
with a guy's nose oh well don't think of it that way
I felt clumsy
I felt like I was making a Barbie movie
Oh
Shots fired
Shots fired
Did you ever find anything up there
That was interesting
What was that mean?
Wait a like a passport
I was nose
I don't know
It just maybe a marble
Oh I did I did find a gold ingot
See that's interesting
No I didn't find a gold ingot
It's inside a nose
No
Oh I wanted to believe it was true
Every time
Every time some
Some guy
OD
on boil or fentanyl
I just saw it as a giant
is a flush colored lottery machine
slot machine
Slot machine
And I was
Disappointed every time
When it was just
Just snot and
And
And dead nose veins
Anyway
I love it's wonder that you have
You're like
Oh look at Bradley Cooper
Oh look at
look, there's an ingot inside of nose.
It's floating around.
Speaking of the Oscars, there's some outrage.
Not everyone's as excited as you, Lucy,
about these Oscars this year.
People are kind of livid.
They're kind of losing their minds.
There was a big film this year.
And it wasn't salt burn.
And it wasn't good, it wasn't killers of the flower's moon.
Or I like to call it Casino Part 3.
All right.
It was an anatomy of a fall, whatever that's about.
Oh, I don't know what that is.
That's, that's, that's, that's, did the Farley brothers make that one too?
Why aren't they not getting the movie?
The movie, we watched the other night the movie with the, the handicapped kids to play basketball.
I think it's because the Academy hates people with Down syndrome.
They won't nominate that.
They gave it to them for Green Book, but now they get, they get no love with this handicapped basketball movie.
That was, you know, that they've really.
ripped off of a Spanish movie anyway.
I call hypocrisy.
It is hypocrisy.
Yeah.
Because there's like, that's the most representation.
They have this whole representation initiative now.
But that champions was the most representative movie I've seen in a while.
If the black kid, the handicapped kid in the movie, basketball movie, it said,
hey, I've never eaten fried chicken once in my life.
You think they've got an Oscar?
For no, he's like, I mean, he's like, I mean, I didn't even watch at home.
I watched that clip, I was like, I, what?
This is the thing?
This is, this is like what they, so like the fairly, I mean, it makes sense.
This is what the fairly brothers think, like, black people want to, see?
It's like, I've never had, like, well, even if you had, that wouldn't make me anything.
It's just, it's, it's, no, but I haven't.
I don't really believe you.
I'm not sure why you're saying this.
Right, yeah.
You seem like a very accomplished man.
I'm driving you around, like, you don't have to say this to prove you.
of dignity like yeah my mother didn't see i don't believe that either i'm sure there's a line where
like my mother wanted the best for me or some shit or i don't know but look you only thing it makes
sense is like maybe not my family was awful and they would always steal the chicken they wouldn't let me
they were taken away from me because of the rump that's why i played the piano it's like go play the
piano you you cuck suck we never saw a green book but it would be funny of it it would be
funny if that's even more of the movie that we think it is like that's the entire movie is that's
good old hunting it's not your fault moment right is that I'm talking about whether it's like
appropriate for a black guy to brag about never having eaten fried chicken yeah he's like at the end
he takes him to like get some fried chicken it's good isn't it no I knew it was good why would
it keep me from eating at a little while you know it was taking it for me they went hungry that's
I want to remake it and just make that the whole movie
And he's opened up a fried chicken place
And he plays a piano
Like he's got a big upright piano
And like
Welcome to the French
Boop Boat chicken
And it's actually
It's just a story of little Richard
I guess sued by his estate
No one seems to care about
All these people who get love nowadays
No one talking about little Richard anymore
I would love to watch a little Richard biopac
I would love to watch
Yeah movie where he like you know
Just eats candy
He's a bunch of smarties
and just goes
That's good
He eats a variety of candy
And then makes a song about each one
Yeah
Just plays a piano
It's like bluesy piano
Yeah
And he dies
Imagine if Little Richard made a song
About warheads
Oh my God
I would
I mean I wouldn't
Most people
Who even knows what a warhead is anymore
Very few people
I mean you know
I guess people are age
But I mean kids
TikTok kids
They know where the warhead is
Right. Yeah, probably not.
I'm surprised that doesn't, like, that's not a thing on TikTok kids.
Only, they don't want to eat sour candies on TikTok.
I think they would make good content.
They just want to, like, pretend they were in the Holocaust.
It's like, like, Swedish kids going like, whoa, what if I was Ann Frank?
How about you eat a sour candy?
You know?
They're all taking Kratom now.
They don't need, they don't need our warhead challenge.
Is Kram sour?
The point is it hurts.
Yeah.
It hurts when you put too many.
in your mouth.
And that means you're strong.
Why didn't you just eat, like, you know, broken glass?
And you go, well, that's what a, that's what a smarty was.
Right.
Or something.
There was some other way.
There was a cry baby.
One of the cry babies, those big ones.
Yeah, there's a whole industry around, like, hurting children with candy.
Yeah.
I wonder, that's probably just had fiberglass in it.
Anyway, we got off topic.
You're a cry, because you're a cry baby when you eat it because it's broken.
Because it's going to make your mouth bleed.
Oh, man.
Crybaby's invented by, I don't know.
Who's the guy who has actually been convicted of anything?
Do we have a version of that in America?
Who is the guy in England?
There was that guy in England, the pedophile guy.
Right, yeah.
I don't know.
I was going to make a reference.
It wouldn't make any sense.
Oh, Jared from Subway.
Yeah.
Who invented that?
Jared from Subway.
Thank you.
I haven't keeping up my famous petfiles.
Anyway, back to the topic of the hand.
The Barbie movie.
I think I've left that in the air dangling for 10 minutes.
But it's the Barbie movie.
People are pissed and crazed about the Barbie movie.
You were excited about the Barbie movie.
We saw it over the summer.
They are enraged that it has been snubbed.
The Barbie movie has been, let's see.
Just full, please.
Credit Gourwig and Margo Rhabi's Barbie Oscar snubb sparked online outrage,
completely proving the point of the movie, in quotes.
Well, I don't know.
I thought the point of the movie was to be a toy commercial.
This is a weird quote.
Wasn't that the point in the movie to sell, you know, big tibbid toys to children
with surfboards?
Selling toys was definitely part of the point.
Big tibed toys.
It got to be big tits or like, or men.
Small men, I guess.
Well, Ken's not small.
No, Ken's normal size.
The other one, the Michael Serra.
Alan.
This is a weird quote underneath the title.
Did we not watch the same movie about Barbie, one user wrote?
With about in caps.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know about me.
It's like, it's like, we just watch the same movie about getting vinyl siding on your house.
Right.
You know, we're like, you know, buying a.
a commemorative plate
with the twin towers on it
right
I love that
that would be not
I mean honestly
back in like
2002 I thought that was tacky
but I would love with 9-11 plate
yeah
we should get one for the studio
so a nice commemorative 9-11 plate
can you may make that our fine
I mean I don't you
yeah no I would love to break that out
for dinner party
just have a commemorative 9-11
911 plates
does eat spaghetti on
I'm just worried that they like
not only will we get poison
but they won't be able to sue
because they'll say it's a commemorative place.
We literally call them commemorative plates
because they have a lot of lead to paint in them.
Well, you shouldn't put that anyway, they'll say,
and what's a mercury.
I'll say, why is it, why is there mercury?
And we go, just to make sure you don't need off it.
And like the judge, the judge probably,
if there are any kind of normal judge.
Right.
They're immediately going to be on.
They'll send some kid to school after getting a bride.
Yeah.
If they're a normal judge.
I mean, wait, does I say school?
I heard I heard prison because I knew that's what you met but any normal
they're going to be completely unsympathetic to us as soon as they know as soon as
as they realized we were eating meatballs off of the towers right yeah I mean I guess it's not
universal I assume the kind of people who buy them and their plates that people are
eating meatballs off you know these things and
I mean, I assume that there was, like, people jumping out in the picture of the building.
And someone's, like, just dip and catch, they're frying to catch up on it.
Well, you know, a person is just, you know, if I was a kid, my mom had them, I would make the pool of, I would make the floor catch up.
And my dad would be like, hey, idiot.
There's no, you know, there wouldn't be blood.
If the blood would just splatter, you wouldn't, you wouldn't see that much blood.
I mean, you know, I'd say, hey, how you know?
Shut your mouth.
Blow hard.
You think you're tough?
What do you think?
What do you think I'm going to do to you?
Shut your mouth.
I'm not free you.
But catch you wherever the fuck I want.
Scumback.
Anyway.
But we don't have the plates.
We don't, but we could get them.
Yeah.
The mad that Greta Gerwig and Murder-Gerwig
and Murder-Robie.
weren't nominated for Oscars.
Yeah, Greta Gerwig wasn't nominated for director.
For Best Director.
And Margot Robbie wasn't nominated for Best Actress.
Right.
And, but Ryan Goslin was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role as Ken.
Mm.
Where he sings his song.
He was fine.
This is a book.
I got to say something.
It's a billion-dollar movie.
Everyone talked about how good this movie was.
And I was open-minded.
I've talked before about we saw Lady Bird at a screening with Greta-Gurway.
rig with a whining cheese thing afterwards, right?
And she was pleasant.
And even when I bumped into her, I was trying to get more wine.
She, you know, she didn't make a big fuss.
She didn't say, get me, you know, get this a fat bastard out of my streaming.
She's just kind of, you know, picked herself up with the floor.
And this guy, I didn't not do the floor.
I'm kidding.
Point is, you know, I had nothing against her.
We saw little women.
I thought it was, you know, not a good movie at all.
But I have no hate for her.
I'm not sitting here going, like, can't wait for her.
Can't wait for this woman.
You know what a woman couldn't do?
She couldn't direct point break.
I never said that.
You know why?
Because the woman did direct point break.
And another good movies.
You know, people act like Catherine Bigelow didn't exist.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I know she worked for the CIA and she's a propagandist.
And like, you know, they told her, hey, we got to make, you know, the bin Laden raid look real.
So do this.
You got to somehow make people feel good about us, about us, about us.
lasering a guy's balls.
But she made a good director.
She made a good movie.
And people gave, you know,
Hurt Locker won some,
best picture, right?
Didn't it?
Well, yeah.
Was it the Her locker?
Zero Dark 31,
best picture, I think.
No, her locker did.
Oh, maybe it was.
Look, the Academy took the bribe,
but they didn't like.
She went best director
for Zero Dark 30, yeah thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm saying the Academy might take him
the bribe or zero dark during,
but they didn't give it,
we're not going to give a best picture.
Yeah.
That's just garish.
It's lines we don't cross.
I remember because she was,
she beat out her, like,
James Cameron.
Oh.
Who's her ex-husband?
Yeah.
Oh, she beat, what for Avatar?
The year he did Avatar.
Oh, was that?
Oh, was her longer that long ago?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
All I remember is, what's his name,
you know, being in a giant, like, goalie outfit
and, like, you know,
and, like, being upset that he didn't die in the bomb thing, right?
That's the movie, right?
Something like that.
It's been a while since I saw that.
And what's his name?
Guy.
Wasn't that,
what's the guy from the menu?
Oh,
yeah,
Refine.
Wasn't he a mercenary who died in the middle of it?
Like out of nowhere,
they're like,
movies mostly about like diffusing bombs in Iraq,
but in the middle of it,
like a day-long firefight.
And like Rayfine is just like a black warrior guy.
He's just,
you're not in my fucking object.
He's just screaming at the Iraqis.
I don't know.
I was quoting him bruce.
Um,
Point is, women got love in other movies,
but people are acting like Margot Robbie
should be just given the Academy Award, apparently.
And then Greta Gerwig should be given the Academy Award
without even going to the ceremony.
Right.
They're very upset that they did not get nominated.
I know, I mean, I never got mad that, like, Jurassic Park wasn't nominated.
Exactly.
I never got mad that, like, you know,
He-Man Masters of the Universe wasn't nominated.
which honestly was like,
this movie's not better than those movies.
It's a little better than He-Man,
but He-Man was pretty cool.
But it's not better in Jurassic Park.
Yeah.
It's not better.
When did we start out?
I mean, Barbie made a lot of money.
Okay.
When did that become a barometer for the Oscars?
Yeah, and it's also like its own reward.
Yeah.
Being a hack is his own reward.
Right.
Being a,
being a schlock director who makes a lot of money
while you're married to Noah Bomback is its own reward.
Right.
Well, he can make the,
great art house films of a marriage story or whatever he makes right you know he's not he's
making turning the world on fire anymore uh he needs to team back up with jeff goldbloom not
jeff gold who's the other one jeff daniels plenty of the eleus but you know the people think that
i don't know who these people are they they said one person said that uh this film is that
killers of the flower because it's given her Scorsese spot
Because Killers of the Flower Moon is not even one of his top ten movies.
Scorsese's top ten.
It doesn't matter at all.
Which is just an argument that's how much better he is.
And like everyone alive right now, but yes, but then when they're going to go away.
Look, I'm not going to claim that there's some ironclad logic to who gets the Oscar.
Right.
But it doesn't work that way.
It's not like, well, you've made better.
You had the best movie this year, but you've made better so we're not going to give it to you.
They don't grade on a curve.
Right.
And look, I'm open to whimsy.
I'm open to, like, a weird thing that, like, just because it's something's a commercial.
I mean, the people, there would be nothing more enraging.
It'd be, like, talking to your dad, right?
Your dumb dad.
And he's just like, and he's just like, no, he's actually, look, I know what you're thinking, but it's actually a good movie.
It's actually, you know, despite being, it's a commercial.
I'm like, oh, no, it's not just, I mean, I'm open to the end of the, you just want to, like, you know, shove his face into a vat of oil of burning.
But that's not me, but, you know, I'm open to the idea of it, you know, of that being the case where, like, someone's, you know, saying, it's just a toy commercial, but it's actually a very good film.
But this wasn't, is my point.
It was just, it had a couple good presents.
Well, I'm not going to say as if I'm the only arbiter of this.
I'll put it out, you disagree with me.
That's fine.
You could have your say, you can make your case.
I'm saying personally, I don't even think it's that good of a movie.
I thought it was, uh, if you weren't sitting next to me, I would have walked.
out that seems uh i don't look it's just it was very unwatchable to me and i'm open i like
women's i like uh i'm like uh i'm like little women but i like the the pride and prejudice
with kira nightly i i feel like i'd be more i'd be more less skeptical of you saying
if you hadn't been with me i wouldn't have gone in the first place well i might have gone to
check it out because people are so raving so much about it i go maybe look maybe it's one of those
movies were. It's just, you know, um, if you weren't with me, if you were not around,
I would just kind of be in some weird, like, you know, I would be up at 2 a.m. I'd find some
theater at 2 a.m. to watch it in. Right. I'm like, oh, oh, it was actually the Barbie movie.
I thought it was like one of those CD movies, you know, I thought I, it's just you and one
row, sharing one row, like the entire theater is empty. Yeah. But for some reason,
you're sitting right next to like two 10 year old girls and their mom.
At 2 a.m.
At 2 a.m.
I mean, I don't think any of the years open at 2 a.m.
Except for the...
It doesn't make any sense.
But in this scenario, it's why I would think it was a pornographic film.
I've yelled a mom.
Why are your kids doing here?
Get out of here.
No, I didn't enjoy it.
I thought the world building was...
There's a lot of missed opportunities.
Now, it seems odd to say that about, like, you know, but commercial, you know, commercial toys.
which is, in my opinion.
It's, well, it's definitely a toy commercial.
I mean, that's not, that's not really one,
but I don't think, I don't think it, you know,
throws that shackle off.
I think the plot is very, um, cutesy.
This is more like, if this movie was made in the,
in the early 2000s,
I feel like someone really made,
put some effort into it.
But now we've gotten to a very cynical point in,
and, like, where the only effort that gets put in is costumes, right?
Just big derrish, like, yeah!
They had a song.
The whole thing should have been a musical,
but they wrote one song.
Like, I'm not a musical guy,
but this thing,
like that one song that he wrote
that he was in was, like,
actually the best part of the movie,
the Ryan Gosling part where he sings.
Yeah, I'm just can.
Yeah.
I mean, the song,
they should have wrote more than one good verse,
but there was actually like a good verse.
I mean, oh, this could have been the movie.
If anyone put any effort into it,
besides, like, spray more vinyl liquid
onto the, on this actress's skin
so she looks like a plastic toy.
burn her skin so it looks
I mean look some movies have one song
they have a theme
I'm not saying you can't have one song
I can't imagine why there'd be one song
I don't know if I would have wanted to hear people
singing all throughout it to be honest
I think that it's like
I'm not saying with the people that were making it now
make it like I'm not saying don't change anything else
I'm just saying this would have been
better that way
it's like how boss Lerman make this
like I don't like
I don't have Boz Lerman making the Barbie movie.
Why not?
Because he's just going to turn it into a whole like a big gay nightclub party.
A big, a big, a big, like, sex thing.
Well, what do you, what, big, but you like celibate Barbie better?
Look.
Why wasn't Barbie getting railed in this movie?
In order to understand what a Barbie movie should be, I think you have to have kind
of played with Barbies as a kid.
Right.
To get some of these jokes, you have to have played with, like, because there is kind of a
strange, it's contradictory playing with Barbies because it's like, because there are these like
crazy, unrealistic, objectified sex dolls, right? But like, but, but, but when you have multiple
Barbies and they're all, they have different jobs and stuff, you are kind of forming a little
feminist utopia. And then, you know, Ken, nobody's really interested in doing anything with him.
You know, it's like, you know, Ken does get neglected.
Sure.
You know, I never heard.
I never got into Barbies enough to know about the pregnant one or the, or the.
How about we just make a movie about me as a 10-year-old boy rambling,
playing some weird stream of consciousness game like I used to.
Like I used to wander around with my friend Jimmy in the school,
the giant parking lot that we used to be our Catholic school, you know,
where we have recess and be like, oh, that's how I'm going on.
We're not going to bite a wizard.
And now we're going to clap ice cream out.
Just nonsense.
Just jibber-jabber.
Just make that into a movie.
All right.
I would love that to be made into a movie.
You know what you're a kid and you just run around in a circle
because you're on a sugar rush and your parents are just neglecting you?
And they're screaming at you because you say an inappropriate thing at that awake.
Make a movie out of that.
it doesn't make sense to me.
I mean, I mean, movies, you know, like,
this reminds me when we just smack my Barbies together.
Is that real?
Did you really say something inappropriate at a week?
I think it was actually a little league game.
Oh, okay.
There was this coach, and I said, why are you here?
But he's like, he's only, I knew who his team was.
He wasn't, the team wasn't there.
I still think it was odd.
He was this guy who was like, because he was a coach.
Oh, that is weird.
He's just coming to watch.
other teams games?
Look, he might have a friend or a family's team,
you know, it was my brother's league.
I think he was black,
so people might take in a racist connotation to her,
but I was like, eight.
I didn't mean it at all.
I just knew he was like,
I think he was my brother's coach or like,
and like, and I knew my brother's team wasn't playing
and his son was all my brother's team.
So, like, I mean, that's all I meant.
And people get me, you know,
they call me out in front of this guy.
I was just like, they probably thought,
you know, the guy was like took it
because he was black.
And I was like,
I was a victim of this, you know,
I'm being, I'm being accused of being some racist eight-year-old.
Right.
But I just meant, I know who you, I know what team you coach.
It's also such a weird way of like almost, it's almost, when you start, like,
when you started assuming that your eight-year-old means things in a racist way,
it weirdly signals to the black guy that it's like, are you saying this shit around him?
You're like, you know, it doesn't matter.
You can't let him know what a racist family we are.
It's not your business wise here.
What he said.
And it's not matter what I do.
Maybe he wanted to come to the game.
I should have been like, what?
You want to just want to watch Little League?
You're talking about.
He probably, like, fan-jured.
There wasn't some Little League where people had, like,
would play good baseball.
I don't know if you're,
if Little League in your town was, like,
this was bad.
Like, I wasn't, it was just, I was bad.
There was, like, one good guy on,
like, one good guy in every team.
And he would get very mad at us.
Because we couldn't get anything done.
We couldn't do it.
We couldn't do shit.
We couldn't catch.
You know, ball come right to us.
drop it.
It's like the bad news,
bears,
but everyone's garbage
and we don't,
we don't have been drunk
to teach us.
No,
this guy probably
fancied himself,
like a strategician,
like he's got to come
and watch these games
and learn all the weaknesses
of the other teams,
and he's going to dominate
with his team.
Yeah, his wife left him.
Because, you know,
why he was hanging around
the Little League?
He thinks he'll get his wife back
if he wins a T-ball championship.
I mean,
honestly,
if you left me,
if you left me
and I won my Little League
championship and he was still
like I don't know so not
back together
I'd shoot myself
in front of your new husband
this is
I would show I was sure
be your wedding and kill myself
that's just ridiculous
I mean normally I wouldn't want to ruin your new day
like screw that I won the little
you're not taking me back now
you should be apologizing
because I mean like you you gave me
you acted like
Now, you know, you divorced me because I spent so much time doing the Little League, amongst other things.
But now it actually paid off.
You should say, oh, you were right.
But you're still going to get married the other guy?
No, well, you can.
You mean, I've got to snipe from marrying.
But, you know, but, you know, it's going to ruin the vibe a little bit.
I imagine.
Maybe not.
Maybe his family's really cool with that happening.
Maybe everyone just starts listening, you know, they start spinning a, what's the name record?
Who's the redhead guy?
What?
Harry Stiles?
No, who's the other one?
Oh, oh, the, oh, what's his name?
The redhead.
Whatever is it.
Yeah, I don't.
The weird-looking guy who's always singing about love.
Yeah.
Ed.
Ed. Ed.
Ed. Ed.
Ed. Ed.
Ed.
Ed.
They put an Ed.
Shearing record on.
And they clean up the blood.
And everything's fine.
They serve some Triscuits.
Bare foot on the cross.
And before he started giving me shit.
Oh, Triscuits.
He had the second wedding.
All right.
Who's going, no one was crazy for us.
second wedding.
Except we don't throw a Trump or something.
Listen into our favorite song.
And they're wiping up your brains.
They're just chopping your body into little pieces.
So they can carry it out easier.
That seems like they shouldn't.
Yeah, it's a good point.
Even thinking out of that,
they shouldn't be able to do that.
No,
they should.
I mean,
that should ruin the wedding because the cops will have to show up.
And like,
I mean,
I don't know what jurisdiction you're having your second wedding in,
but.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I know,
but like,
it's just like,
are you getting married to like a Russian,
uh,
Like a median mob guy or something?
No, I just imagine.
And you still like,
wherever they hang out in LA and the shield.
I just imagine it being like a very professional wedding team.
And they just kind of like,
they don't even really think about the implications.
They're just like,
they're just acting out of pure hospitality instinct, right?
I mean,
I'd love to see it because they would go,
hopefully go to jail, right?
Yeah.
Imagine going to jail for that being so dedicated
to your stupid wedding gig.
we're like oh you get the headset on
I mean the guy at our wedding was very good
I mean I'm not like
in case he listens I'm sure he doesn't
he has good taste but you know
you don't talk about right
yeah yeah I'm saying is
and he didn't have a headset though
that's the thing he like you see these movies
people wearing a headset at weddings
like the coordinator
oh yeah probably the bigger ones
that's kind of person it would
like our guy would realize
like you know no we we'll move them
we're getting enough trouble for that
or put something we'll put a table over him
I mean, that's where we'll put the, you know, the cards, the gifts.
Right.
But, you know, you can't go chop it up a body.
He would know.
He would, you know, that's actually smart.
Well, built.
Well, just kind of bury him under, like, one of those giant tic-tac-toe boards.
A giant tic-tac-tac-toe boards.
Yeah.
I mean, cornhole?
Well, they also have giant tic-tac-toe boards.
I'm unfamiliar.
Sometimes.
Sometimes, sometimes that's one of the games.
So they draw the ex's nose.
No, like they're big cubes.
Like they're big, kind of like a, I don't know, like a styrofoam cubes.
Not only are you marrying another man if you divorced me,
despite me winning the Little League championship.
You're going to turn my, you're going to say,
hey, we're going to turn your body into his body into a tic-tac toe cube.
And you go, yeah, all right.
Well, no, bury it under giant tic-tac toe cubes.
This is enraging
This is disgusting
But he's set me on fire
But like almost like a smores thing
A s'mores?
No I didn't say
Yeah with graham crackers and marshmallows or chocolate
Any of those things
How do you attribute sending a dead body on fire to smores
Well I'm just seeing how it can be integrated into the reception
It's a it's a I mean
It's a Viking funeral or the wedding
That seems like it works.
That's poetic enough.
I'm just imagining your body,
your body falls down on the grass.
And the wedding coordinator is like,
well, take him, take a picture of him.
He's going on the dead relative table.
I mean, yeah, that actually isn't bad.
Yeah.
So, you know, 18 people hoist me up onto it.
Right.
They just, you,
They just throw you on top of the pictures of people's grandparents.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be the highlight of the dead relatives table.
People are not, you know, that's a call back to a episode we had from the last year.
Right.
People are not really, that's the thing you had, your family had of the wedding, not ours.
We didn't end up doing it, did we?
No, we didn't.
Yeah, but the wedding we went to before had a dead relatives table.
Yeah.
Which I've never seen before, but, you know.
Yeah, I just kind of forgot about it.
I was pretty into the idea for...
Everyone's never seen someone divorced the Little League head coach champion.
But, you know.
I think when I realized there would only be a couple of people on the dead relatives table.
Right.
It didn't seem like...
Why don't be a couple people?
I mean, there are only so many dead people between the two of our families.
Right.
We couldn't repeat.
I feel like you need a big, like, bunch.
You know, but you need a bunch of people.
Oh, I need.
For a good dead relatives table.
They have to have died in that past year?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe it's that at all, if they died at all.
I could have gotten some fake, you know, I could have found some people and, you know, whatever.
I'll find some, I'll go, I'll go on these, like, methadone clinics or whatever.
And, like, hey, they went died.
Oh, I thought you were talking about, like, getting old pictures from the morgue.
I didn't take those home.
Yeah.
I don't know what you think.
You think, if you ever seen a follow album full of dead people, I don't have any of those pictures.
Yeah.
Anyway, what were we talking about the Oscars?
Anyway, yeah, the Oscars.
I don't know.
They're very upset.
What's the reason of this article, I guess?
Barbie pulled in a whopping eight Oscar nominations on Tuesday morning,
but there were two categories noticeably missing from that list.
Both star Margot Robbie and director Greta Gerwig were dubbed by the Academy
and the best actress and best directing categories, respectively,
and fans are displeased to say the least.
What is their argument?
Gregor already made a film that was critically acclaimed
culturally impactful.
Culturally impactful.
Well,
you know,
you know what else is culturally impactful?
School shootings.
You don't give them Oscars.
Perfectly cast and acted.
I mean,
all right.
I don't know about that.
America Ferreira was a little bit stiff,
in my opinion.
Both they both those,
both those,
I mean,
and ugly Betty.
Yeah,
America Ferreira.
That's not America for era.
How do we bet he's the other one?
I don't we bet he was a mom.
America forera is the kid.
Yeah, but her name is an ugly bit, Betty.
Yeah, but her name's not America for ever.
That's the kid from Dr. Strange, isn't it?
That's her character name.
Wait, hold on a second.
No, no, America Ferreira was totally in Barbie.
Yeah, I know.
That was the daughter.
No, I wasn't.
Wait, hold on.
Wasn't the character in Dr. Strange was America, wasn't it?
America Chavez, right?
Are we, yeah.
How's that a name?
I don't know.
How is America Ferreira a name?
Yeah, I'm saying.
But that was a combo movie.
Right.
I mean, that was the Jews with the wizard.
I didn't really question it.
They should have just called the kid of America Ferreira.
Yeah, I didn't question it because they were like, hey, we have to get this book out of the multiverse and then throw it to his, you know, the border of the universe is glass.
I don't, I mean, they get nothing makes sense.
That's stupid comics.
I mean, this is a real, I mean, ugly Betty's name is America forera?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
It's like naming me like, you know, France Johnson.
Germany Johnson.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm England Jones.
What was it?
So here is a, okay, so perfectly cast enacted, left people laughing, crying, and thinking.
What if I cry is a Barbie movie?
Apparently a lot of people cried.
I did not.
I laughed a couple of times.
I really, I really, the movie fell apart for me when she went to the real world.
And it was just kind of like, I thought it was going to be interesting interactions.
But then like the C.E.
The real feral characters was, they're all fake.
Right.
It wasn't, it wasn't like the Brady Bunch movie where they're like interacting with real people.
And like a guns like, you know, pulled on them.
It was kind of fun.
You know, for the 90s.
I'm saying it was a kid.
Yeah.
I didn't say we should, you know, put that up with Heaven's Gate and Apollos now for, you know,
You know, for a film, you know, festival.
But, yeah, the Barbie bunch of movie.
That was fun.
But this was just like, yeah.
But this will Ferrell is just like,
he's dumber than Barbie.
Right.
And it doesn't make any sense.
It's just like the most depressing discourse
about like body dysmorphia.
Yeah.
And then Will Ferrell trying to put her in a giant box.
They should have,
she should have came here and gotten fat.
Yeah.
And then started cutting herself.
They kind of do that, but she doesn't really get fat.
No, it's upsetting to the cowards.
Yeah.
No, I mean, look, they should have, you were saying this before, but they should have had, like, the kid, because she was kind of giving her crap about, oh, like, you know, Barbies just.
Make women feel like terrible about themselves.
You gave me, you gave me a fentanyl disorder.
I started eating Vavita pies, whatever, and throwing them up.
But they, you know, why they can't do that.
You know, why?
Why?
Because who's making, who's making this movie?
Mattel.
Mattel.
I mean, how's they're going to have, like, a barbecue, a cute, you going on a, Barbie, this would make sense if this movie would make sense if they made it in, like, the 60s.
When up to that point, Barbie was just, like, prancing around, uh, having babies and cooking meatloves and stuff.
And they're like, hey, we got, we want to start making construction Barbies and CEO Barbies and Dr. Barbies.
So they would do this movie.
Hey, oh, you can't, you know, push kids out you can be a doctor.
I mean, me is Barbie
That'd be Ken, I guess, a worrisome judge
The judge who everyone thinks is going to rule against Barbie
Because there'd be some contrivance
Where I'm like ruling whether Barbie is a person or not
And when she can mean, you know, have a trial
And I'd be like, Barbie's all right with me
She can be a doctor
Everyone thought I was just going to rule against her
But you know
Right
They misjudged me
They didn't realize what a noble man you were
Yeah, I'm a noble man
And I'm trying to get some quid pro quo from Barbie
it's not so much a quid pro quo as it is just like you're trying to get like gratitude sex out of
yeah right there's no quick pro i'm a judge i'm not that dumb
you know hey hey hey hey hey hey if you're really if you're really uh grateful you know
do this the right way you know take me out the benigans
give me a nice french onion soup and we see where it goes
But my point is, but they couldn't do that because they started making those Barbies like 50 years ago already.
There is no like thing to sell.
Like they've been making, they make, you know, Berker Barbie and like, you know, Barbies who,
they make, they make Hillary Clinton Barbie and, you know, Locker Up Barbies.
Right.
Barbie who dies, you know, AIDS bar, whatever.
There's a Barbie for everything already.
There's nothing left to sell.
Is there really a Hillary Clinton Barbie?
Probably.
Yeah.
Is there a Lauren Bobert Barbie?
I mean, it's just, you know, it's just.
Barbie, you dump the mud.
It's covered with, you know,
he's just cat piss and cereal.
I love her, I'm sorry.
Why'd I go there?
We should have Barbara in the show.
That's their name might be out of the word.
Um.
You want to hear some more of these arguments?
Yes.
Greta Gerwig being snubbed at the Oscars,
despite Barbie being the only $1 billion movie,
solely directed by a woman, feels very suss to me.
That isn't supposed to be, again, I'm not saying, I'm not trying to claim that the Oscars is fair, that their system is noble.
But when it is, to the extent that it does work and, like, recognizing art, that's not supposed to be the metric.
Like, the metric is not supposed to be, you made a billion dollars, so here's an Oscar.
Why don't we go like to, like, you know, start the James Beard Foundation, you know, they give the James Beard Award, which is, it's like a highest award you get for being a chef?
Right, yeah.
Why don't you give this to Doritos?
You know how many people eat Doritos every day and love them?
I mean, honestly, Doritos are one of the, it's the greatest food, pound for pound.
Yeah.
Like, I'm sure whatever, you know, can, you know, braise the heron cafe soup that you get,
Bernardand, whatever.
Right.
It's delicious.
But imagine if, like, you were, like, you were in a situation where, like, society is being formed.
We can have one of these two foods going forward
And you eat that
You know, this is very subtle, it's good
Somebody gives you a Dorito
When you lose your fucking mind
Dreados are so good
They're amazing
Maybe they should get a James Beer award
Maybe maybe you're right
Maybe why are we fighting
They should have the very least
Like the Oscars kind of did
Right
Or sorry the Golden Gloves kind of did
With the commercial success category
They should have like a best snack
In the James Beard Awards
Yeah
They just have one award for best snack
They really should
And best, and, and best fat person to die.
They should honor one, like, just mass, you know, like the guy from the whale every year.
Every year, a Brendan Fraser will present the award in costume as the whale.
We just keep giving it to Brandon Fraser.
We're like, we're like, you.
You're in school ties.
Yeah, but no, but serious, this is, people have been conditioned now to just think they can whine.
Because people just want, that's, that's what they've been, that's what they've learned, not like to even be outrageous or to be divisive, just to, they, they think it's the clapback.
We're a clapback culture.
Yeah.
But no one's got a gun.
It's just kind of classless to clap back in this situation.
Right.
Because the movie made a billion dollars.
Right.
You don't get to have everything.
Right.
You get one of the,
sometimes you get both, right?
If you're, like, who?
Sometimes, like, some people get to be,
get to be all the things.
Right.
Yeah, who got to be all the things?
Like you, put to Diana until she, you know, was murdered.
But for a while that she was, you know,
grace and beauty.
So, yeah, you know, but she wasn't smart.
It's kind of a dummy, right?
Right.
A dumb person.
I mean, well, I think she.
Well, the royal family hated her.
She was kind of just a real dits.
Was she ditsy?
I don't know.
It was really ditsy of her to shake that AIDS patient's hands.
I think she got AIDS.
They're like, don't hug her.
Don't hug the kid.
I hugged the kid.
We'll give you a test and it came back.
And she won't tell her.
And she's like, it turned out she was like Magic Johnson and she had it and she's
never got sick from it.
Or maybe that's why the car crashed.
Maybe she like found that she had AIDS and she freaked out.
Start kicking the driver in the head by mistake.
Like she didn't like she was like the doctors were totally like she didn't get AIDS
Right it was fine but she just but from that point on she was like the moment she did it she regretted it
Right, she spent the rest of her life fearing that she had AIDS
Right just to be clear there was a scene it was a scene from the crown the only reason I know about
You watch you know I haven't seen the last couple seasons for the first you know with Diana
She uh they went to a hospital and they were like this kids got AIDS don't hug it
I'm going to hug it
Which is
You know
And people generally view that
As a very sweet moment
She's like
She actually
She has like
A terrible nerves
Yeah
But she thinks it's AIDS
Right
She's just losing
She's always losing
Control of the wheel
And she's like
My AIDS is acting up again
Maybe that's what I got
Her and Charles
Or like I didn't breakfast
Every day
You know
You know
Poached eggs
Yeah
Or that's a weird little fancy cup
And she's just scratching
Her neck
Yeah
I think I have a rat
This could be, you know, this got like a lesion, right?
Like, like, you don't have HIV, Diana.
No, Diana, you don't have, you don't have AIDS.
I can't deal with it.
He's so ignorant.
But I hug that kid.
The whole point, I thought you hug the kid because you knew it didn't have AIDS.
No, I just, I thought they said do hug it.
I thought they said he didn't have AIDS.
No, it was a lovely gesture, dear.
He doesn't have AIDS.
I know, I did, but I thought he said he didn't have AIDS.
I would never would have hug me.
Um, no, but the point you get, but you don't get, the most people don't get to have both, right?
So you make a billion dollar movie.
I mean, look, Jurassic Park made a lot of money.
Peter Jackson.
He made Lord of the Rings, you know, that's a better movie.
Also, they only gave him one at the end.
He made three amazing movies.
And at the end, they go, we'll give you one.
Right.
They didn't let him get two.
They gave those movies nothing for like 10 years when the third one came.
out and we had to sit through six hours of Bilbo Baggins, you know, rotting, you know,
being euthanized in the hospice and the Hobbit Hospice.
By this logic, they all should have gotten Oscars because they were all, they were all,
they all made a lot of money.
Yeah.
Elijah Wood should be an Academy Award winner for having Harry Feet.
No, it's just, it's, and the weird thing is this.
Greta Gerwig is apparently the first,
woman to have all three of her first three films nominated for Best Picture.
Morgan Robbie's been nominated twice for the Academy Award.
And she won for I Tanya.
Did she win?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure.
No, I think look it up.
Look, check it out.
I thought I looked it up before.
But if she's won already, then what the hell are we talking about?
This idea, the level of, like, actors out there, there are, like, there's one good actor
left.
And it depends on the movie.
no one's good consistently anymore
yeah yeah she won the best actress
which you want oh wow
no isn't I thought that was for oh shit
well
even more of the case then right
she's already won an Oscar maybe the Academy is not saying
hey we can't give it we can't give us Oscar to mark a Robbie
maybe you're saying we don't want to give it to Barbie
because it's even though we're a relevant bunch of scumbags
Also, like, where was the outrage when Kubrick never got the directing award?
Right.
Why is Scorsese you have to wait until he was 70 to get it?
You realize that, like, the level of, like, disgusting outrage, the ass, anyone who cares
about the Oscars is a moron.
Not because, like, the idea of something winning isn't, but, like, just because there's
no, they've, they've ruined the award.
For decades, nothing good ever wins.
Right.
Historically.
Like, if I made a movie, if I was a director.
I wouldn't even want one.
Cooper never got one.
It makes you money, suppose.
I'm not even sure if it does anymore, really.
But the point of the Academy Award winner.
Imagine trying to fucking make the case
that he had a prestigious award
when they gave it a fucking Barbie.
Imagine.
It's the fucking,
what's the fucking garbage pill kids movie?
You're going to give it a fucking song to Hedgehog?
I mean, I think, look,
I thought that Salt Burn movie was flawed.
But at least there was weird shit happening in it all the time
At least there was a guy
Having sex with dirt
Well don't spoil it
Yeah
I love that that's a spoiler
I know that's the thing
That movie where like the biggest thing
You don't want to spoil is the guy
Humps the dirt
That's how you know it's real art
Yeah
When telling people that a guy humps dirt
And it ruins the movie
Right yeah
That is the chrysalis of
Filmmaking
No
I didn't know, but there was a woman made that.
If she got nominated for Best Director, I wouldn't be mad at that.
Like, I wouldn't necessarily think she should win over, like,
killers of the flower or moon.
Right.
But, like, I wouldn't have any issue with her being nominated.
Everyone loves this shit on that movie.
I love this idea, like, I mean,
this whole feminist thing is so we've jumped the shark a bit.
And I'm not sure when, maybe when we did feminism.
But, no, it's like this idea that, like,
people really feel really comfortable
now going like with Scorsese
I've seen like multiple people in my real life
oh I don't I sit through three hours
of a watch a bunch of white men
instead of the native people
what did you want to what three hours of people
dying of poison yeah
right yeah just dismissing like
the white men did the shit
what you want to be going to get really sick
why am I getting so sick
I mean honestly what do you want to
I mean, they show these people to die,
but, like, more scenes of them, like, not knowing how to fix it.
People will literally just make up things that aren't true about a movie
to critique it in that way.
Like, people would be like, well, oh, well, oh, well, like,
Lily Gladstone's perspective wasn't shown.
Yes, it was.
It was shown through the entire movie.
She was great, yeah.
I had no idea who she was.
You were like, oh, well, literally Glidestone.
Like, why they keep saying like that?
I never heard of this woman.
She was really good.
She's actually a really interesting character.
I think she should win.
She knows that this guy is kind of a scumbag.
Yeah.
And she marries them anyway.
Like, that's it.
interesting? Sure. Like, you know, she kind of like suspects that he's trying to kill her.
I think they, I think the way they conceived this film and reason that they cast the
character. I'll be fair. The other thing is it's not, it couldn't be improved upon.
Because they can't, it was probably the reason they cast DeCaprio besides the fact that, you know,
he, Marty just likes to read stories to him, you know, at night on the set or something to tuck
him in. This is his grandpa. I'm saying the guys made 15 movies together. Right. But the reason
they cast him in his role.
He's probably supposed to be his charm, really charming guy, despite other things.
And, you know, that's how we, but he can show the, I want to make this guy have a weird, really, like, just kind of, um, way of talking.
Just talking about money.
And Barbie's like, I ain't go with it.
He's like, some reason, you know, they've worked together since he was, like, 18.
You should be able to say, Leo, hey, I think for this movie, make you more charming.
Right.
Think more like when you played the Great Gatsby, because this guy was really charming.
You know, he got killed, this guy was murdering her, and she didn't get, he put, probably more, and she's like,
Now, I'm going to talk like this.
I was going to like sling blade the whole time.
And they were like, all right, yeah, sure.
Go with that.
But she's playing it as if he's like Robert Redford
and like in Old President's Men, like, dashing.
Right.
Is that really the best example?
Whatever.
All the President's Men.
Right.
That's sexy movie, All the President's Men.
But he was charming in it.
He was.
You can look at stuff like, oh, sorry, go ahead.
No, imagine it was like, it was like,
It was like, we're like, what's just more modern?
Imagine it was like Brad Pitt and Mito Dirt.
Right?
Like, right.
Not Mito,
is it Mito D.
Was it Mito Black?
Mito Black.
Mito Black.
Did they ever do that?
They should have done that on whatever.
Let's look it up.
Whatever they would have done S&L or whatever.
Yeah, well.
Me Joe Dirt.
We should make that fantastic.
That'll be the way to get people to watch our podcast.
And it would be timely.
Yeah, but no, they should have made, like, imagine Brad Pitt, Meet Joe Black,
where he's got the taxi.
I didn't see the movie, but he's in a tuxedo, and he's dead or something.
He's that's a plot.
He's a wizard or a ghost.
The point is, imagine he was Brad Pitt being charming.
And you go, oh, she stayed with this guy, married him.
Well, you get it because he's Brad Pitt.
And it should be DeCabrio.
But in the past two years, he's become like, he's got, look, he's kind of hit a wall of his
little good looking guy.
But he's just getting to the point now where he's, he's just getting to the point now
where he's just like, he's getting like,
he's got in his 50s or 60s.
Like,
like,
like,
like, uh,
sense of woman Pacino with hoo-wah.
He's getting into his hoo-wah era.
Right.
You know?
Which is just him,
you know,
mumbling.
Right.
That's a critique.
I'll let you have that critique,
but this idea,
oh,
why don't we,
why don't you make a movie about slavery
and just have the whole thing
be the hot box?
Right.
There's probably more going on.
Yeah.
Like,
you just want to watch,
you just want to watch torture porn.
Yeah.
Like,
it's a movie.
It's, whatever.
You don't want to watch it.
It's like, you're claiming that you have some kind of, like,
you want some diverse perspective on it,
but you just don't want, like,
anyone who isn't white to have any agency in a movie at all.
Like, it's like, you know.
Women can.
I mean, like, white women.
Like, I can understand, like, looking at,
like, I love Karen and Goodfellas.
Like, she's a great, like, Lorraine Brocko does a great job with her.
Right.
But, like, you could make an argument that, like,
she descends into such hysterics towards the end,
that it might be, it might be a,
Like, even if it's somewhat realistic, it might be a somewhat insulting image of women.
I mean, I can, like, maybe, but I mean.
Like, I'm just saying you could make that case, but it's like, possibly, but you, to be
fair, but I don't know what you mean, but he's also, the odor's also going to lose his mind
too.
That's true.
But yeah, but.
I mean, actually, to be, I get him crazy.
He doesn't make, the other doesn't look good.
Yeah.
He goes pretty crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He goes to come down.
Oh, that whole mile is so great.
Yeah, it's amazing.
No, Scorsese actually is pretty good.
I had to stir the sauce.
He keeps coming back to the sauce.
But you're sure what we're doing here?
Like, it's a fucking 30-year-old movie that we've seen a hundred times.
Yeah.
I think, try to do something like a Barbie with this.
That's right.
What's the stir the sauce moment in bar?
Or any moment.
We just thought, we bar it up for a second.
We start courting the movie.
There's a bar.
I mean, that's not a bar.
Because Goodfellows also didn't win shit probably.
I'm just, I'm just Ken is the stir the sauce moment in Barbie.
Right.
But that's why he should get the award.
Right, man.
I'm just Ken.
I'm doing my taxes then.
I don't know.
They should have made, he should have been some kind of pimp.
They're, they dressed is like a pimp.
They should have actually made him pimping the Barbies.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, that should have been like the whole, like,
they should have actually had a real,
when they had to invade his corporate high dojo, right?
What was called?
Right.
His Cobra Kai Malibah Palace.
Right.
Is Ken Manscave or whatever.
There's a name for it.
The kitten box dojo
Everyone else knows
Everyone else is quoting it like it's this iconic thing already
It's not iconic
We're all just world
I mean everyone in this fucking world
We'll just join a cult if they could
It's too lazy to find one
That's true
Charles Manson so scared
I mean
It's just some guy
Like I mean
Some literally something like some
Pimp that would hang around
Grand Central Station
Report authority back in the day
That's what Charles Manson was
All these cults are
How do you start a cult
I don't know how do you find
Hookers in New York in the 70s
They go off the bus
And that's what all this
Arguments about
Discourse
This cult discourse
There's none of this makes any sense
Yeah
But
about the Karen thing.
Because, like, Lily Gladstone and this is, like, so much better than that.
She should, what?
They're, like, Lanbroko?
No, no, I'm saying, like, in terms of how she's portrayed.
Oh, she looks better, yeah.
In terms of, like, how she looks.
Sure.
Like, it's, it's way more, like, you know, just go to Washington, protesting the stuff.
You know, it's like, there's a lot of shit with her in it, with her centered in us.
Oh, yeah.
No, sure.
I mean, you know, I, no, the whole movie should have been her, and then, like, you know,
everyone just dies
and there's like,
why's this happening?
And then they play,
give me shelter.
Right.
What?
Yeah.
He's just a shot away.
And then she's playing with a Barbie.
Right.
I don't know.
What,
what,
what's the iconal moment
you take from Barbie?
And there has to be one.
You've made this argument.
You think,
you think it's a great film.
Well,
I thought it was a,
I thought it was better
than it had any right to be.
I think,
I thought that it was,
a, like the production design was great.
That was a high point of the movie.
The plastic.
The way you get out of Barbie land
and get to the real world
was a fun little sequence.
That should have,
they should have had to do
like some kind of voodoo thing.
They should have had to,
I mean,
they should have had to do some kind of vinyahuasca.
They should have had to do some kind of like, you know,
they should have had to sacrifice a child,
something, some pathos
to get out of Barbie land.
It was just too easy.
Look, I could totally get behind a violent.
It was so lazy.
They just drove out.
They just drove out.
It was so lazy.
Well, no, they had to get on a little train,
and they had to get on a little snowmobile.
But you could be the best of the thing.
No one,
they just made them all look like idiots
because they could have just left any time.
They should,
I mean,
even the movie,
like the movie vice versa with Fred Savage and Judge Reinhold.
You know,
that required more pathos to create,
you know,
to,
you know, for an inciting incident.
This one, like,
her shoe falls off.
She's like,
I'm going to travel to the real world.
you know what I mean
there's no like there's no plot
I mean
the whole thing in the trailer
oh what if we die
alright
well look
elf kind of had a similar thing
of like you gotta go
it's not it doesn't end up being that hard
it's like you gotta go travel
through this candy cane forest
and then you're in New York
like
right but that wasn't the exciting incident
or it wasn't like the
plot
like look elf
first of all this is overrated
but good
it's very good how you know
kids movie funny movie
I think that Barbie is exactly
as a good as elf oh that's crazy
no I think that it's
but no better no worse no
Barbie is like if you
what's the point of elf what's the kind of cute part
where like he travels through a penguin force in the North Pole
that's cute yeah
no one thinks about that when I watch it all throughout
yeah he's eating chocolate spaghetti and it's fantastic
wonderful moments
I don't know whatever you just
You just want women to.
I thought that was a fair compromise.
This Supreme Court's got like five women on right now.
Can we stop acting like women or like, you know, oh,
there's literally half of every acting Oscar every year is women.
Right.
There's literally the same amount of women win Oscars as men.
You know what?
That's a great point too.
It's like complaining about the best director saying, okay.
Sure.
But complaining about.
the best actress thing,
you're just complaining
that other women
got the recognition.
Right.
Like,
you're just,
you're just,
you're just,
you're just,
I mean,
these women should start saying,
like,
maybe we should get
Lily Gladstone
out of this fucking,
well,
you know,
get her out of there.
Have the,
how the bravery
to say,
you know,
get here out of there.
It's so funny,
Margot Robbie is just
regularly sending
death threats to Lily Glastone.
And she's like,
she's like,
you better wash her back,
bitch.
Why didn't you send me
stone?
She's like,
it's my bestie.
I mean, I love murder robbie in general.
I don't love her.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, I like her.
She's fine.
Better not love her.
What are you going to do about her?
Yeah, well, at least she's coming to my Little League.
She wouldn't.
She wouldn't divorce you of her wanting to win a T-ball tournament.
It's not T-ball's Little League.
You don't even know the difference.
This is the problem.
I guess he's having a, like, throwing a 9-11 place at each other.
because you
because you call it
T-Wall
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