Kump - Ep. 164 Putin’s Day Out

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss Tucker Carlson’s Putin interview, Travis Kelce’s Super Bowl speech, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to come. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? I'm fine. How are you? Oh, I'm very excited.

I have to eat crow now. for that crow. What crow? Taylor Swift. I mean, is she a crow? I mean, I feel like she can play a crow in the movie.

Yeah. I feel like if you got a musical Pixar movie about crows doing crow, you know, business. Where are the crows do? They eat corpses? Or the buzzards. That's, yeah, like,

yeah, birds of. Birds of prey. Well, no, the prey eats live thing. They're, what they call those things? Parasites.

Not parasites. scavengers. Yeah. Crows are scavenge. I think they scavenging. Yeah, they're smaller, though, right? Yeah, the buzzers are the big ones. I mean, technically, if I was Taylorstrips, Asians,

you know, I would say I'd rather see, if they came with the offer sheet from, you know, from Michael Eisner's Pixar, whatever it's called. Steve Jobs is Pixar. Who made Pixar, Steve Jobs? Yeah, yeah. If he released his stupid Lisa computer and didn't take care of his daughter. Hey, they're a computer after you.

Here's no money. I think he's got some money. Whatever. Point is, he made a bunch of fish movie. And she's like, and he's like, you can live in my house now.

20 years later. Point is. I'm pretty sure she's played a crow professionally at some point. Yeah. If I was, if you obviously came in from Pixar, I would say, like, Taylor is,

this is not bad. We won a Pixar thing for you for a while. I'd rather see you as a buzzard. If I'm being honest. uh or perhaps some kind of uh some kind of angry uh giraffe i guess that would be a cute movie that would win me over if she played some like you know really cute giraffe whose mother died or you know whatever whole family like the little lion gang you know but we do the mother because this time you know she's mother's the and giraffs the mother is the queen right or the king and maybe

she has a short pudgy neck yeah and that's what she has to overcome right nobody accepts her because of her awful neck. And she'll like, well, she'll like that kind of because I think she probably, I don't think she has like a disgusting neck, Taylor Swift, but she is big. It's bigger than some people have. You think Taylor Swift's neck is bigger than average? Yeah, I think so. I think it's, uh, I'll take your word for it.

Yeah. It's a big neck. I'm not saying she's scared, but I'm an adult. I'm a grown man. I'm not going to be scared by a woman. But, you know, but it, but it, it's. If she was like, you know, maybe on bath salts, I'd be freaked out. I go, oh, like, it's the kind of thing that makes you never do bath salts, right?

You know, like train spotting. I saw that as a kid, and that movie was just so out there and it looked like a lot of fun, but also very dangerous. And it was kind of a pussy. So I was like, I don't want to do heroin. And if I saw Taylor Swift as a bath salt girl, that neck would just be, oh, she got that bath salt neck. I feel like you're the only person who saw train spotting and thought. Wow, this makes this makes doing heroin look really fun. No, I mean, they had, they seemed like they were just good friends.

I mean, like, not at the end. At the end, they were like, they kind of, they became annoying friends. I know what that's like. They were like, you know, they would kind of just sabotage them and like, and come state, like living in his house. But for a while, they were just buddies and they would scam the government together or whatever that scantly that thing was, we were doing speed and talking about leisure. Doesn't matter.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you know, I was a little lonely. And I thought maybe, I wish I was a junkie who didn't take heroin. Is that fantasy I had? That, you know, I was just, like, I could hang out with, like, you know, a bunch of drug addicts and they wouldn't judge me. Probably they would think I was a cop. Right. No, I just want friends.

Why doesn't, I guess it's kind of the premise of a joke that got me boot off stage from New Jersey years ago. But, yeah, why can't, you know, why don't cops just, like, is a movie, you know, the whole thing of like, oh, if you're a cop, you can't, you, you know, you know. cops can't do drugs to do these drugs It was a cliche thing For another cover cop in the movie And I would just say I don't know

It was lonely You want me to do With something I don't want to do What if I throw up I should I should make a movie Where I'm a cop And I'm investigating

Travis Kelsey For importing seal skin coats Like you know What you call you a poacher That guy guys just I'm well the reason I have to eat crow it's because they won the

Super Bowl finally right we watched that Super Bowl of course they did it was staged people say that yeah oh because of Taylor Swift right I'm not sure how they think like celebrities have been telling people like because I guess the theory is that they're pumping Travis Kelsey

and Taylor Swift full of bath salts full of bath salts and come and then they're gonna and then And then the Chiefs, they're going to rig it so that the Chiefs won the, that's his team, right? The Chiefs. Yes. So the Chiefs win the Super Bowl.

The Chefs. The Chefs. And then Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift are going to tell people to vote for Biden. And I like, I could maybe buy it except for that, like, they've tried major celebrities telling people how to vote before. It's like it either, you know, I guess maybe sometimes it works out. Sometimes it really doesn't. Yeah, I mean, it does. I don't know that, I mean, I know.

I know like the Nero would be on stage I forget if it was for Hillary or Obama He was waving his head Uh huh For this woman I don't know what he said I mean Hillary Clinton

That would be zero I wasn't even thinking about I'm just moving my head in this room You know I don't think it even occurred to me In that moment that you were trying I really trying to do an impression Like I don't know you're

But yeah, okay, that's your, that's the Robert De Niro impression. I can't imagine it. Look, point is they collect money. Here's the thing people don't get. I don't think the celebrities were meant to like, you know, for like your plumber, you and your plumber friends. And by the way, I'm not saying, I look up to your plumber. I make more money if I was a plumber.

No, I'm going to be a bad plumber. But, you know, if I was a good at it. But I'm just saying, like, you know, I'm not part of this, what we're describing, all right? I'm not, just to be clear, I don't want to have to keep explaining this. And no one's asking me to. I'm just a maniac. That, like, I'm not, I'm not an upper crust who's, like, giving you a peek on the inside. I'm one of those, I mean, I'm the, that's not, I'm the guy who's in the bar who's getting cut off, like, in the middle ages.

And they cut me, shut up. No one wants to hear you play. You be a loot. And I'm just like, ah, the king might be a, you know, trans. He's like, what? I don't know. You're not even good at this. How would you be a plumber?

I don't know what I'm saying anymore. The point is, but I think the point of De Niro, for instance, those got beat. I don't think they were like, hey, it's for like having these get-togethers with rich people. So the rich people come,

because the one thing you can't always buy is De Niro. You know, you can make a lot of money selling condoms or um or like knock off import condoms or you know condoms for dildos and you know all sorts of stuff that like you know it's america you you use a million ways to slice the apple you get and you just get yours and scam people and like you make money you can be a crude scumbag and but you can be a hundred millionaire but you know you know you know matt damon still won't talk to you but if you show up and you and you eat some foie gras with obama

and his wife and his butler who's no longer with us or was a chef his chef his chef personal chef you let Obama's chef make you a sea bass and you get him you know whatever a million uh the new chef five billion bucks now you're talking to Matt Damien's more he's less liberal than that he's not the no I don't think he's one of those shills um Matt Damon. He's always in those videos on YouTube, like, you know, conservative,

like secretly conservative, what should we call it? Celebrities. Oh, yeah. Even though he's clearly, I feel like he's clearly liberal. I'm pretty sure he's liberal, but he like, whenever people on like Project Greenlight

would be like, we don't want, we want diversity. He's like, that's not how you do it. Yeah. He really, I don't, I'm not saying it's wrong, but he really doesn't go for like, you know, let people, you know, like don't tell people how,

like, White people can't fix racism or whatever it's called. I don't know. He doesn't believe that. He's like, no. You do that in the casting, not who does the craft services. He's very mad about it. I remember seeing some video with Matt Damon in it where like some guy, it's not even really clear what's happening or why there are you.

But some guy is like, he said something about teachers or something. Right. And his mom's just a rat to defend his mom. Like it's like, it's like my mom's a teacher. We get it. So like you're not, you're completely biased here. Right. And you're and you're just persuasive.

because you're a good actor. We don't think you're, we don't think of you as Matt as, you know, the born, Jason Bourne and the Goodwill boy. Right? I'd be saying this to him.

So don't, no, no, oh, your mom's not a teacher. Too bad your mom's not a prostitute. I'll say, but get some help.

Now, I actually do see, I don't trust any of them, but Matt Damon is one who I would, like, I feel like he, that's why he's good because, like,

you know, I would like to hang out with Matt Damon. It would go poorly, but, like, I feel that. Like, oh, we, we would, I just want to be friends. I don't really want to be friends of him.

I get, I get the seed of that. I don't get his seed. I don't get the seed of that. Right. And like, you know, that's why he, he should be like, you know, using his famousness to sell like something. You know, like a grill or like, you know, fentanyl. Right.

Or bullets. Right. Oh my God. Imagine Mad Damon selling bullets. Celebrity bullets. Wow. That's not bad. And that was usually, because I honestly, like,

and I don't know that Ted Nugent never did it, for instance. It's got to be a lot to make your own ammo. It's one of those businesses, I mean, you think it's hard to make like a, you're on, you know, barbecue, salad dressing or whatever. Yeah. It is a pain in the ass to make any kind of food service. All the regulations they have, bullets, though.

I mean, no, I could be wrong. This could be the kind of thing where you go, no, you would hope that, but no, there's America. There's no regulation. There probably is, though. I mean, I think they probably have to work. I mean, unless you would just sell them as kind of... Novelty?

Novelty, decorative bullets. The problem is, well, yeah, right. We can't do a non-the-wink here. They either have gumpowder or they don't. Right. It's either a whole... I mean, I believe the shipping of them, the old logistics of making bullets would be expensive and very hard to get into for us.

One of my aunts has a lamp. Yeah. base of which is made out of bullets. We can tell some of those first. That's a good start. I imagine something like that. Like a, I don't know, an ashtray or something. An ashtray with that's decorated with Matt Damon bullets.

I would love, by the way, just have a lamp that when I turn it on, it killed myself. Like in the middle of a fight, it's like, I always have the last word, huh? Well, let me turn on the lights. Is that a thing? Let me turn on the lights. Is it a rap song or something? I thought I was doing a... I'm going to turn on the light

so that I can turn out my lights or something. I wouldn't say like that. I'm more Pernash. Okay. My suicide lines are way better. What would you say? Let there be light. Golden.

A light that's golden. That was so off the count because you can tell you, I didn't even try to, like, put a spin on it. What'd that be like? It was bad. You got to be you got me, you tried to get me, even though I, you know, and then I got you. I want you to, I mean, how good that was. How much of a good suicide line that was. Having a light that when you turn it on and kills you would be so dangerous.

Imagine Matt Damon. I feel like... Imagine like... Sorry, sorry, no, you're at. Who is the person who would do this? I would interview like Matt Damon about, like a long interview. Larry King's gone, right?

Yeah, what's his name? I almost... Aaron's Cooper is having a long, you know, special interview with Matt movie by day. And it was, what, you know, what keeps you from getting down when, you know, maybe a project doesn't work out? You know, you don't,

yeah, and every movie you do is a hit name, more you know what Anderson you know uh I have a house much like you live in an abandoned firehouse well I don't live there anymore I like whatever I live in the house that house as a room with a lamp in it okay all right yeah cool isn't like an antique lamp when I turn that lamp on 15 bullets go right in my brain kills me dead I can turn it on any second when i'm home and knowing that it's just nice i just like that and you know when you have something you like you just you work better every house should have some kind of doomsday device yeah embedded in it the problem is uh mo like mat damon strong enough to only fantasize

about using it um you know most people would just use it um to like two boring way yeah they were just they were they were bra i i'll dump up if i had a a lamp of bullets that day i dumped a whole pot boiling water in my hand i was making pasta i would done it just have just that fuck this is this is going to be a little burny now for like a week to you sting? Oh, that hell. Imagine how mad it would make, because nothing really works,

you know, things don't work very well in this country anymore. You know, products and stuff. Yeah. Imagine how mad you would be if you pulled your, if you activated your suicide lamp and it didn't work. God damn.

Who made this? That's just the NYPD. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'd be upset. I mean, that has to be frustrating. Sure,

it probably just paralyze you. You know, that's a problem. It goes right in your, in your, in your, like, upper neck and your gizzard.

Where do you imagine them coming from? Like, do you imagine them going, coming up out of the lamp? Or do you imagine them that, like,

it triggers some mechanism and they come out of the lamp, by this. I don't know how it works. I mean, I'm not designing guns like all day. Have you ever seen me drawing,

like, besides ones that, you know, go on my hand, But, you know, like actual... You ever seen me tell you... Have I ever told you about my engineering degree? No, I don't have one.

I don't know how to make these things. And no one helps me. Anyway, I forget we got it. But Travis Kelsey, I got, you know, him and that court... I don't know the quarterback's name. But he did pretty good, too. I'm being facetious.

Yeah. Patrick Mahomes Whatever We're obviously not a Super Bowl podcast It would be really impractical To just have a Super Bowl podcast Yeah but also very like You like all your money

One day The rest of the year is a loss It's like one of it's like a It's like a Halloween store You know Why you have a Halloween store And the reality is they don't even pay for it What is in the Halloween

Why is there always an abandoned store? Would that work in, like, not broken America? Like, when we were on the come up? Because you have a Halloween store or just show up out of nowhere and be gone in a week? I feel like I remember the kind of things like that. You grew up in a kind of broken America.

I mean, like, you know, what was it good in the 50s? The 60s? You know, like, there was a time when it would be, like, you know, there wouldn't be retail space available for, you know, some, like, some, some, some, transient Halloween man. Well, people would just make their costumes. Good point.

They weren't as lazy in commercial. They were just dressed. They would use their clan outfits. People would, yeah. Yeah, a woman would just alter her husband's clan outfit and make a cute little ghost costume. Why? You, every year I make you an acute costume, you never,

you always wear your clan. outfit with honey, when you learned they're so as good as this, I'll start wearing your costumes until then. Happy Halloween. Anyway, but Kelly's just, I was surprised

to see, is Kelsey running for president? I don't believe he gave his really his speech. His speech after the Super Bowl kind of reminded me of Obama when he had that speech at the was like the 04 convention or whatever or 06. Oh, yeah.

yeah and any kind of play around notice like this this guy he's coming for you know the big the big spot we have a cop we have this yeah we do what the oh my oh my go back go back 10 seconds it was a little low I don't want to make you go here

this is a little bit Viva low bagel oh it will be the part I like it was actually I can go back this is an important speech I want people to hear it. This is the man who's just going to paralyze me one day by accident.

Congratulations. See, Travis, Patrick Mahomes has to hand it to him for some reason. I know he, like, I'm not saying he's not part of the team. I'm not saying he's not part of the team. I'm not saying he didn't have the ball in his hands. But why he's been homes handing him the trophy? It's like, Patrick, we can't give it to, we can't be seen, obviously, giving it to him and not you. But if you could hand it to him.

Right. Yeah, like, what is he like, you know, is this like, Lance a lot, like knighting Arthur? Is that an obscure reference? I don't know. In the King Arthur story, I think it was Lancelot. Maybe it was an older knight. But they were like, we can't be our king of night for the night.

He's like, to knight me. I'm like, motherfucker. I don't know, but I know it's in the movie Excalibur. I don't know if it's in the rest of them. That might just be some dumb thing that wouldn't actually happen, even if Arthur was real. Right. And Patrick Stewart bit in that movie.

He's like, you're not a knight. How can we leave? You lead us? What is it nighting? We kind of knew that. Just nighted me. No. I love it.

I did something like random kid. I mean, I think he picked up the story to that point, right? Why are we talking about King Arthur? Wait, once in a lot, it just confirmed this for me. With Lancelot,

the one who was, Lanceelot was the one who was like a fucking Guinevere behind Arthur's back. Well, I don't know if that's in every version. I know Richard Gear did. And I think it's relatively common. trope. Okay.

It might be like canon. It's a very, it's like Robin Hood. It covers a large swath of history of folk tale and oral histories

and shit. But maybe, yeah. He was the best night, I guess. Yeah. First among equals. Which must have made him, maybe that's why he fuck his wife.

You're like, first I'm the best. Yeah. Why am I the first on equals? What is that shit? We're a communist now? First among, I'll go fuck your wife

yeah sure sure I'll knight you so you can become king you're the first husband amongst equals how about that uh anyway first husband among equals but I'm the second one they're the fucker

he's nighting him he's like he doesn't know he has no a tickler butt but anyway man. Cheese Kingdom!

Did he say, Cheese Kingdom? We've been fighting for all right all day. How about a little? Viva, Los Vegas. Viva, Los Vegas.

Viva. Viva. Lowe Vegas. I mean, it's fine. I feel like I would get along with this guy because I wouldn't, like, challenge you him on whatever, like, you know,

how many. you know hikers he tried to murder I'd be like, yeah, that seems like a fun said, are they? Sure. But that being said, it just surprised me, like Taylor Swift, look, it just seems like she's been famous forever and like, you know, I'm sure

a lot of famous men have courted her. And, you know, he's a big dude. He's a pretty attractive dude, I would say. But I mean, yeah, she's how many men, throw them. But so she was swayed by Vimal!

They cut to her at some point And she doesn't look She's not She doesn't look into it I mean it's just He's just sounds like a guy who like Is like you know You would like he would hit you of his car

And then like accidentally break your arm While he was trying to fix your tire or something Like he's just a weird Like he's I don't want to say it sounds handicapped Um But he doesn't sound like he's you know a normal person that makes any sense

whatever yeah I mean these guys you know I'm sure yeah I'm glad they're happy together they hit in the head a lot oh yeah no but I mean that's not a thing at all they don't deserve love I look this is not no one talks like OJ didn't talk like this

he murdered his wife he wasn't a great guy right but like you know he talks very eloquently, especially compared to this. Tons of football play. Joe Montana doesn't talk like this. No one talks like this. I mean, Eli Manning sounds like an idiot,

but he doesn't talk like this. It's fun. I mean, look, I can't knock it. I can't say I'm better. First of all, I barely speak better. And second of all, like, yeah, he's winning Super Bowls. What am I doing?

I don't care about him to him a script, but he's winning Super Bowls. It just seems like, you know, whatever people advice people usually give you, it's not that. It's, you know, like, just. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

No, this guy's winning Super Bowl. There's no, what you're saying, you know, I'm not going to start eating. Look, people, like, fish oil. Athletes get made fun of for kind of saying, always saying the same stuff, like, when they accept a victory or whatever. Right. You know, they're kind of repetitive and, like, they go back to these tropes all the time. Yeah.

Yeah. But like, but this is what happens when they don't do that. Hey Elvis never had a better than that right there. She's just kind of, this is great. I mean, I didn't want it. I wanted somebody who would win the, I wanted to date somebody who would win the Super Bowl. I said to my agent, you get me, you get me,

you got me dating a guy who wins the Super Bowl this year and not just a top two or three guy on the thing. I don't know these teams work, but not just some guy. Or you're fired. I'll have you, I'll have you sent, I'll have you sent to a sex crime dungeon. Do you think, do you think she's disgusted by his sincerity in this moment? I think she just didn't, I mean,

it makes me wonder if he talks like that normally, or if they've ever talked before. I get the impression they have never spoken before. That might be the case. he seems like a nice guy like this is like they bring him and they show him a video like this is the boyfriend that you'll be saying you know oh yeah so you have to have to kiss him if he went to super bowl you get him a kiss um i mean no i'm sure i'm sure they i'm sure he pumps are full of all sorts to come why not she's taking weirded lip than that i bet it's not my

business i yeah i mean is this i i've never even heard of her dating anybody before i mean whoever i haven't really caught kept up with it i mean she's always thinking about guys i mean maybe just celebrities were constantly dumping her because she's always thinking about getting dumped yeah maybe like maybe uh like giovanni rabisi

just fucking just fucking came on her back and like bailed I mean it's just you know jessey from the Gilmore girls or Hank she's more of a Hank girl huh is Hank who's it Jesse and Hank I don't really know the Gilmore I don't think it's Hank Hank's the guy from breaking bed you think the Hank from breaking bad

fucking fucking pregnantated her and told her and told her she's like I actually I got pregnant and he's like just spike it what spike it while I'm still illegal living in Trump

we've got Trump's a man we got Trump's a court. Get rid of it quick. Spike it. I'm just saying she sings a lot about men and, you know, I've never, I've never seen her with a man before this. Yeah, I, yeah, I neither have I, but, uh, she, Vani. Maybe she's ace.

I just, ridden hard and put away wet by Giovanni. I, yeah, he's just, he's just doing it like the, I, I, I imagine Giovanni's You know, a nice dick. Not, like, not porn star level, but, you know, it's good. He, you know, and he's just like, where's a headband while he fucks? He's got better stabbing than you would think. Right, yeah. And, you know, he's a little gaggy, a little aggressive, but it's not one of these things where you, you know, you feel terrible watching the porn.

Right. It's just kind of like, it's a little, like, all right, yeah, he's a, he's assertive. He's just got a little attitude, yeah. Yeah, he just sort of in bed, and, uh, yeah, he just told her, you know, she's just told her, you know, She started asking them about, like, you know, what's her favorite, his favorite cereal or some shit? And he's like, just get lost. Do you like checks back?

You're like, what? You think she was really upset about it? You think she's like a big fan of the other sister? I don't know what that is. Wait, that's the movie where was the O'Donnell's a retarded girl? No, it's a movie where somebody else is the retarded girl. Oh, Juliette Lewis is a retarded girl. And Giovanni Ribisi is her retarded boyfriend.

Oh. Wow. Taylor sort of loved his performance in that. They, like, they hook up and they, like, these two handicapped people. Yeah, they hook up. They have, like, a relationship or whatever. Wow. It seems like an exploitive movie.

Yeah, it was definitely made by a guy who just likes the idea of watching two Down syndrome people, F sex. But it's also, like, I'm saying, like, it's either you made it realistic and it's just bizarre that you did that or, like, you didn't, then you made, like, way less, you made him more eloquent than it. Because, look, no one's saying they should be eloquent. That's not their job, handicapped people. Right. You know, no one, we shouldn't expect that from them. So in a movie, but we're watching a movie about them being hooking up, having sex, and they're, and they're not, like, just, you know, the kind of, the banter must be kind of frustrating. listen to. Right. I shouldn't be listening to too handicapped people, you know, talk during

sex. It shouldn't, like, that's not something I'm into or, or, and I'll just say, I don't want to hear it. I don't want, you know, I feel it would be a violation of privacy of hippo laws. Just all sorts of problems. So I don't know. That movie seems a strange movie to make. I mean, if you're trying to bring an awareness, that's fine, but what? Right. I mean, it should have been a movie about Gene Ryan and Rebusy not being handicapped when she was because that's like at least like you know what would that be more well at least is raising the question you can at least be like well should they because no like I mean it's just there's no there is a movie like that too what with Christina Ricci called pumpkin I didn't see pumpkin she she and she's the the full-brained one

She's the full brain Yeah Who Yeah If you have a questionable sexual relationship Anyone's got a problem No one does Because you don't listen

Whatever It's fine It's like you know It's like you know Give me more words Yeah I don't need to use the old ones I'm probably

We do But it's like you know Give me more Can't just like handicapped all the time Yeah I'm not trying to say this Because I'm not trying to say Because I think it's the right thing to say I just know I don't care

I'm just programmed Whatever I'm programmed to Fucking Get paralyzed I haven't you on to this I don't know Travis Kelsey No look I mean he's a good guy

He's a To win this one when we met a couple of days ago You know you said And I'm not looking ahead but we Sometimes I hurt babies What? No purpose Sometimes I hold a baby and

And they tell me you're hurting it I don't know how I just I've just tried to hold it But my fingers get to make dents in its brain I don't know how I won I just didn't want it to fall my point is my body just does things

a lot more we want to do here baby you said we want a three Pete how about that well you know the goal's always been to get three but we couldn't get here without getting the two and having that target on our back all year

and I love these guys right here the man that we just won this thing with family forever baby i can't be i just love me because people would probably give me shit i guarantee if i put a clip of this on ticot you're shit and we're the americans blah the man's probably worth a hundred million dollars right like i'm just like he goes he goes to frag and frog rob larries fancy restaurants all right i mean no he's whatever no you're right he's just a guy who's like you know wandering around the he's just he's just one of the brothers from

from time to kill you didn't see that movie wait maybe I didn't an aggressive reference I don't want to explain no I'm just saying he's like again I can't make every episode me versus the souls of the earth Americans

that can't be a winning strategy I just want someone to paralyze me for money and not no no one no I want the poor person doing it someone like Travis Kelsey he can paralyze me right yeah you i mean you're you're starting some shit with him so he might and well but you have a strategy for that i mean i have a strategy i mean my strategy is i i am better than you would think for a man my size and my in my education i'm better than you think of throwing my spine into optimal positions to be paralyzed i think i you know i can't prove it because

you know i'm not paralyzed obviously but i feel like i i thought about just a lot I didn't really talk about it. But like if a guy, you know, where like, not my spine, but we're kind of my spine. Like, if the guy tried to punch me,

I would just like, immediately try to like offer my like, like the back of, like the kind of side up back of the neck. Because that seems to be a lot of place where people creaked their neck a lot. I feel like, you know,

in court, I can't do this. I got pinched nerves. And I'm just pissing myself a lot. So this is like reverse self-defense. You want to receive optimum. Yeah, I'm sick of doing it the right way. Yeah.

Why am I the only one not getting rich? Time for Ray to shine. Time for time for the, time for the, time for an age of fine things. There's a movie about me called The Age of Fine Things. This is what I'm in trying to get paralyzed by a rich guy. Pissing his pants in court. You can't prove him doing this on purpose. No way.

That's just like a whole thing. Right. You look at me, you look at a man who's pissing on purpose. That's all you see. Right. Well, if I'm not. That's a speech she gives after, or me, but in the movie, after like the lawyers, like, you shouldn't take the stand.

There's no version where the stand helps you. We're taking a stand, you know, doesn't hurt. Like, they just get you on a contradiction, you know? Like, you don't even have to, you don't even have to, you don't even have to, you know, I'm smarter. No, I'm not the media. No, yeah, but, like, you forget the date or you say one date, and you say, yeah. And then that, there's videos on YouTube you can watch about this.

It's not, it's lawyer tricks. It's not about how smart you are. Don't take the stand. Trust me. And that's, and I end up just saying, you can't prove it. I don't piss on purpose. That was my grandmas. As you're pissing yourself.

You can't prove I'm doing this on purpose. I'm doing this because I'm paralyzed by this man. But he won't be in court. I don't think, would Travis Kelly have to show up for that? I imagine no. Like, his Lord. Maybe. It might look good if he showed up.

I mean, honestly, why don't more people do that then? I mean, people have just nothing going on a lot of the time. Instead of us, like, people who try, they always try to assassinate someone and fail, you know, like Hinkley. Why not just like sue Travis Kelsey for like trying to paralyze you? I mean, imagine they, they throw you out of, no, no, why may I listen? Yes, they would throw it out of court. At the very least, they would make a motion to him not have to show up.

Right. And, like, I would, I would have to pay his legal fees, but how am I going to do that? There's just, that's just, you know, blood in the stone. Can't get blood from the stone. That's a legal thing. You know? Yeah. You can't get, a legal teacher told me that once.

I said, you know, it was, you know, they were just suing and the, if people, if people, both people can't pay. You know, it seems to get broken. It's like, you can't get blood from a stone. Doesn't help. That doesn't help it.

But, no, you explain it. The whole point is, you got to know who you're doing business with. Which I don't know how that helps Travis Kelsey in this case. He didn't start a business where he paralyzed to me. I don't.

I feel like, I feel like, no, I couldn't fake it is my point, is all I'm saying. Not, I'm not saying I would, but more,

I'm surprised more, people don't try at the very least get someone to acknowledge you you know people people troll famous people all the time online now but like you know it probably you know imagine you sued Travis Kelsey for like you know because he made you got scared when he started yelling and you shit your pants and your wife left you I mean just making a judge making a judge have to read that in front of him right that's the only thing if you could force him to be in court for like one hour that'd be worth it for a lot of people just that Travis Kelsey knew your name He'd forget it.

But for one glimmering moment. Yeah. And for a large part, the legal system protects the fame and wealthy from that, from even that. You know, they can do nuisance suits or whatever. Those, like, you know, just suits to annoy you and bother you. And you're talking about slap suits, that's a snap suit. Slap, anti-SLP laws. Because, you know, rich, you know, companies will just sue you as to fuck with you.

Right. But I can't do it with Travis Kelsey. Seems inequitable. Well, maybe this could be, I don't know, maybe it can be crowd sourced. Maybe Taylor Swift could be better. Because you need the resources, like the corporations have resources to just flood people with annoying lawsuits. Well, if I convinced Taylor Swift, like, I started an online campaign of getting, like, that she has to, like, support me in this. Like, you know, you still can be with him, but, like, you know, you're just a hypocrite if you don't support.

You know, like you stand for women's rights or not. Or the rights, or do you think men can be, can be guilty or not? That's not what I mean. I don't know. Could you, maybe we could, you know, we could call you the victim. Yeah. This would be a good approach. Right.

We call you the victim. We don't mention any, you know, identifying details. Right. You know, and we say, and we just. This piss is not on purpose. Yeah. We just heavily imply that things happen to you at the hands of Travis Kelsey. Yeah, well, I'm in a wheelchair.

And the first person you call on is Taylor Swift to stand up for you. Yeah, no. She might assume you're a woman. Can we start a go fund me to go with this? A charity, a fake charity? Oh, you got to start a fake charity. I would love a fake chair. I mean, I feel like I've got my due coming to me.

I've gone long enough without having people. I mean, what were you to be called? Kelsey's boy. Kelsey's boys. I'm just a bit of Kelsey's boys pissing himself down on my purpose. Because I got in a way of his big meat hands while he was celebrating the Super Bowl. Yeah, my whole lawsuit wrestling,

In fact, I didn't even like, you know, he didn't, like, I was just hanging out at the same Dave and Busters or wherever he hangs out. I mean, you know, again, he's not what he's claiming to be. He's hanging out at, like, the, I don't know what, the Viper room. Is that still a thing? Is Johnny Depp's Viper room still around in, uh, in L.A.? I don't know. River Phoenix died.

Oh, right, yeah. I think, I found the other day Johnny Depp, like, opened that place. That was his place. Oh, I didn't really. He opened up to hang out of his famous celebrity friends. And then River Phoenix just died in front of it. That's tragic. No, man.

Did they just shut it down right after he died? I think it's there. I passed by, I think. Oh, okay. Or those whiskey. I mean, no, I think the Viperum is there. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I passed it. That's where River Phoenix died.

He was good in sneakers, the film Sneakers. Sneakers was a good movie. Yeah, underrated. Sydney Portier, Robert Redford. Dan Aykroyd. Dan Aykroyd. Ben Kingsley. Other, some other people.

Very good. Very good. David Strait them. Or the straight ham. Oh, yeah, I don't know that one. Kelsey's boys trying to enjoy a super. I just try to get close to greatness and greatness put me in a paralyzed pissing state. Anyway.

What? How do we transition to Tucker Carl? let's just do it that I'm just that was it um so we have this video so oh this is not work you have to click these things for me open up the macro program uh is it been a year yet since he since robert merlocks just said you're you're out it may have been I mean it's not I don't think it's quite a year but coming up

either. Right. I mean, this guy was pretty high on the hog. I mean, first, he's the Swanson TV dinner heiress, right? Or air, whatever. Yeah. Um, how is there? Who, who, who's a Swanson? Is that his mom the Swanson? I think his mom is the Swanson. He's got a Swanson mom. I don't know if his dad is. Um, he's, he's, you know, he's just, uh, what would you call? What would you call? call him a raconteur on fox news provocateur provocateur he's just going off from the border he's like guys i'm like look you disagree with him but he's it's hard he's easy just to be a troll it's not that easy you know he he was able to kind of really whip people up that yots they have a fox's internet a jessie water's guy i mean he has mom i mean that guy who is that i mean for all i know

he's actually just you know whipping people to a frenzy as we speak but i don't I don't believe it. He said, eyebrows are too big. No, he doesn't have the same, same energy. Gravitas.

So it's not me like, you know, oh, Carlson is so good, but like, he had, you know, he had his niche.

It was solid, right? And then he got into the voting thing, I guess, right? These voting machines? Oh, right, yeah.

And, uh, whatever, whatever the reason, less than a year later, he's, I forgot, I totally forgot that was the reason they fired him.

Now, I don't have a problem with someone interviewing Putin. You know, let me just say that. That being said, this is a weird position to be in. For someone who's like a mainstream news, you know, it's just, it's just an odd, um, is that not working?

What's going to? We can't, we can play the clips. No, we can play clips. I just wanted to pull up, like, some of the key moments. You get the, here's the highlight, we'll play a little of the highlight video. Because I wanted just to show how, it's not, like, isn't it, interview them all day long. Have a show with Putin.

I mean, have a show where you guys just review anime, And, and, like, and you, and you, and you share your cyberpunk 2077 builds, you know, like, you know, Putin's, he's like, you know, I'm actually doing a run now where I'm a net ripper. I'm using, I'm using the, uh, I'm using the, uh, I'm using the mantis ray arms. He's like, well, shouldn't you, and Tucker's like, shouldn't you be using the, uh, the thing? There's, the, the, the wire. And he's like, oh, I don't know. And like, that, that's, that would be fine with me. Or just talking, you know, say hate things.

But you can't, you can't do this, which is. cattle in front of the man what video game would you want to watch Putin's stream real quick before we start uh I mean I've been playing cyberpunk I mean Robocop would be great Kirby I bet he'd love Robocop I think he's like a Robocop a lot I think he gets the satire of it all the Paul Verhoeven um he'd say I bet that's for Dala I bet that's for Rupo um Kirby Oh yeah Kirby game would be nice I bet he'd love Mario. There are reports that Elon Musk

had already had a chip implanted in the human brain in the USA. What do you think of that? Well, I think there's no stopping Elon Musk he will do as he sees fit. Nevertheless, you need to find some common ground with him. search for ways to persuade him.

I think he's a smart person, I truly believe he is. So you need to reach an agreement with him because this process needs to be formalized and subjected to certain rules. That's just him saying, like, that's just him calling us pussies. Like, you know for a fact, I'm not saying he should,

I'm not saying whatever, but you know for a fact that Elon Musk was in Russia. And Putin didn't like him. It wouldn't be like, well, he's going to do what he's going to do. A lot of Musk will do what he's going to do. And I would put poison in his tea. He gets to the droopy face, the palladium. So you don't understand.

Elon Musk is going to do what he's going to do here. A lot of Musk is going to do what he's going to do. Because I told him, don't sell Starlink. Don't let, don't let, you know, if they try to shoot, tank a shot Starlink off. what you want must to fund is the war i don't care i mean yes if you're gonna sell don't don't get involved in a war if you're not gonna what do you think war is dummy right dummy they need to either have a war don't they need to assist them or else they can't communicate but you don't don't use it to attack to coordinate attacks the war yeah doing it don't anything you're giving

a country of war they're going to use in their war. Yeah, I'm not saying we should be in the war or the war shouldn't be like negotiate away. Fixed a wheel whatever, but your argument cannot be. I'll give you a gun, but you'll only use it some of the time. It's just crazy.

Yeah. I guess you could make the same. I guess you could make the same argument. Be intellectually honest for a second or try to be objective. You could say, you can't give me a gun and tell me I can't shoot a kid. You know, pick a side. so I don't know

I don't know what the answer is um yeah I mean he's it does sound like the kind of thing like it sounds like the kind of gentle thing that it that guy says about someone before he has him assassinated yeah

he's like what could I do to put the mosque he's uh he dates the grimes no he doesn't it he takes the crime I mean Tucker is I mean that might be not been a fair But it doesn't seem like Tucker's as usual.

I'm going to yell at a college girl self. Or is that more of receiving crowd or thing? I've seen Tucker. Tucker Carlson's yelled at a couple of college. Yeah, or boys. He's not going to back down to some guy who went to Columbia. I mean, look, he's not going to go hard on him. It's not like he's the editor at Teen Vogue.

Is that really a thing? Yeah. Tiger Carlson had a really hardline interview with the editor of Teen Vogue. Yeah. I feel like I remember these things. Yeah. I wasn't just talking out of nowhere. Yeah, I remember him yelling at kids, like, young, like college kids.

But, like, it's one thing that you would think it's more like, put him in, you know, kind of just toy with them, right? That's usually what, like, a guy in his position would do. Right. Kind of make them look dumb. Just like, I kind of, he was, like, yelling at them. Maybe we'll find a clip afterwards. What is wrong with all this?

Just his space. One of our senior United States senators from the state of New York, Chuck Schumer said yesterday, I believe, that we have to continue to fund the Ukrainian effort, or U.S. soldiers, citizens could wind up fighting there. How do you assess that? Well, if somebody has the desire to send regular troops, that would certainly bring humanity to the brink of a very serious global conflict. This is obvious. this what for he's making very fun face thousands of miles away from your national territory what he's a cheeky guy honestly he sounds like benjamin babbish this translator it's today we're making

timpana from big night and also anyone who sends ground troops will certainly bring us to the the brink of hell i mean honestly putin's got a lot of fucking he seems like a lot of fun I thought he was kind of a nerd, you know, just kind of a, but I feel like he, he, he got a few vodkas in them, you know? Yeah. Talk about, you know, the new season of the expanse or something. It would be a lot of fun. Hang out with Putin.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure what he's supposed to say there. What are you supposed to sell? What if we send troops to your country? Yeah, I think that's going to be a problem. Oh, no, I guess I'll, I'll do nothing. You got me. I'll do nothing. I'm a bitch. What is this? I mean, I invaded the country. I knew no one wanted me to. You think I'm not going to say I'll fight you.

If America comes, oh, I'll be a good boy. Don't you have anything better to do? No, we don't. On the border. Issues with migration, issues with the national debt, more than 33, 3.3. trillion dollars you have nothing better to do so you should fight in your crane wouldn't it be better to negotiate with russia make an agreement already understanding the situation why is he look like why is why is pui why is Tucker just like looking like this he i guess he probably what what's going on you think is he is he just is he trying to be a serious interviewer here

is he trying to do he take a bunch of money from russia is he like you know um actually afraid if he challenges Putin, does someone say to him, like right before the interview? Look, all jokes aside, if you fucking act, a writer will fucking kill you. We don't give a fuck. You're on the outs. Fox got rid of you.

No one would care. You know that's true. Act right. None of your shit. None of your shit you usually do. What can I do? You sit there. I mean, it's not really going to.

You sit there and look like a, confused dog that's what you do i mean it's not going to make for great television you let's worry about what makes great we make great television we did ukraine war shut the fuck up and at the end i want you to plug uh the pretty the pretty princesses of Putin's Russia it's a new show it's all my pretty princesses in my in my palace I'm what channels is on I don't know it might be a fast channel You have fast channel In America Yeah, we have fast channels

Doesn't make sense really It's just a website But yeah I think that I think that the whole Russia gate thing Which was like very exaggerated Like Trump's ties to Russia and stuff Like I do think

I think it pushed people like him Into a weird corner Where Like I don't think anybody I don't think anybody In his Ray Wing audience Would mind if he criticized Putin No

I think that is like, but I feel like a lot of these guys are now in a place where they're like, we kind of defended, we were defending Trump against all the Russia allegations, and then we were kind of anti-Ukraine, so now can I, like, you know. Well, I will say this. I remember as early as 2012 when Romney was running, I think. The Democrats started to get, you know, like, just kind of kick about we got to fight Russia again. Right. And so I'm not saying that there was, you know, some neoliberal fear mongering with Russia that was, you know, done.

doesn't mean Putin's not bad guy or that he is. I'm not going to say because he's a scary guy. I want to live. I should, no, I don't. Whatever. Come at me, Putin. But that being said, it does seem like, you know, so I'm giving some notes.

I get a, like, you know, some, a lot of Democrats are very warmongery with Russia. That being said, it seems like an odd thing to go, we think you're a Russian spy. They go, no, Russia's great. Right. We think we, we think you're taking money from Russia to like subverner elections.

You know, Russia is actually a lot better than you think. It doesn't, I mean, it seems like a weird angle to go. But whatever. I mean, I'm not, I'm not a politician. And look, to be fair, like, you know, this is not like, this is not the only platforming of, like, Putin's propaganda, like, in the media. Like, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure I remember Putin doing an op-ed in the New York Times when Obama was president.

Like, you know, it's like, they let him talk. Yeah, but I have don't, I actually want, I like hearing him talk. he's not Osama bin Laden Right Like he's a president of a country Um You can't judge I mean like a certain point

A president of a country is a president of a country Right You know you can you can act If you want to be the person going No actually this country's gone way beyond the red line As far as what's appropriate Then you're on the side of every invading army in history That's always the excuse

Is that some countries know These people are beyond reproach Because this person is not You know We can't wait for you in but um but yeah like as much as i like think uh tucker carlson's being a cock here if it was any other interviewer like i think it would be better but only marginally better he just wouldn't look he actually looks afraid yeah he looks he looks like he i'm not saying

he's like not fighting like you should push back more i'm not saying that i'm just saying like you could be sitting there smiling for all i care you just look very afraid of him and i don't think poop i mean it's fun to think that they told him that you know if you try that Travis Kelsey shit we're gonna fucking put you in a suitcase They probably didn't say that Right So he's probably just

It's kind of a bad look for him Yeah He just looks kind of like a bitch Right Um I mean to most people I can't I can't look at this I mean objectively he looks like a bitch

Just his face Which I don't know why Because he was always like defending Putin Right or like at least not Going for Ukraine war Which is fine Yeah it's more real I mean, I feel like he's sitting across from him

and he's kind of like, I feel like because he doesn't strike me as a dumb guy. Who? Tucker Carlson. No, no. I feel like there's some meta thing going on where he's sitting there and he's realizing like, I should really have more. I should really have more here.

And I think he's just kind of like. Oh, yeah. Well, look, he, you think it's the thing where he like, he tells me a softball thing or, like, yeah, I mean. And now he's like, he's kind of taking shots at me. and I kind of look bad like not coming back at him.

Oh, right. Play the shot. Yeah. That's the important. Yeah. Did that happen early on? Because if that was the first thing he said, that's a real.

That's a good question. I'm not sure. Yeah, this was it. I don't think he responded to it at all. This was crazy. With the backing of whom? With the backing of CIA, of course. The organization you wanted to join back in the day, as I understand.

We should thank God they didn't let you in, although it is a serious organization. I understand. My former vis-a-vis in the sense that I served in the first main directorate, Soviet Union's intelligence service. Yeah, that's what I have Because honestly you could even just tell It's just not one quick flash Yeah He's like got his little like kind of

Rye smile on his face Like well what about this? And he's like Yeah you would try to get in the CIA Right He just that's that's where it has I think you're right That's actually

It must have been early on And I love how it's like It could have been treated Like the translator Could have treated it Just like a throwaway observation Right But it's like no you really

The translator really Landed the tone there This translates is very What's the word Sassy Right in a very dry, sassy way. The organization, you wanted to be a part of, as I understand.

Yeah, like, it was, honestly, he's probably, I wonder if this guy got it in advance. Like, he's like, you know, like Putin works with him a lot. Like, he's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do that. I want you to get, oh, I got you. When you say this, like, he can do it word for word. We're like, when I say, I'm going to, I'm going to say,

you try to get and say, hey, you don't make that kind of like, like, you know, I got you. I got you. I mean, it's just, yeah, it's, it's a, I guess, I wonder, was that common knowledge? Is that something Tucker talked about? I don't think so. I think he wanted him to know that he knew that. Yeah, I mean, what was it, what was he even about?

He brought up, I forget, we were talking about it before. He brought up for some reason, right? Like, he was saying something about the CIA. Like, oh, they're actually very good. I don't have a problem with CIA. Like, take this their job. I did the job. We kill people.

At one point I was asking who bombed the, oh, it's probably, I think who bombed the, what was that thing called, Novigrad or what it's called? Oh, right.

The, um, Novigrad's a city from Final Fantasy. So it can't be that. I'm blanking on the name, but he said like, yeah, he was like,

who bombed that, and Putin was like, you guys. You. He just said... A lot of people control some beans, so let's see this. Oh, is that going to be a whole clip, Young Turks. It was got to put their spin on the Young Turks.

Right. I was thinking younger, like, part of the new media. He looks like he invented the Internet. Like, when were they the Young Turks? They always say, this is just a clip, good, no, good. I mean, he is a representative of your journalistic community. Journalist's kind of a dangerous. And he's dangerous, and here's why I thought he would behave aggressively.

I was talking about it after the fact? Yeah. Oh, right, okay, I thought he'd behave aggressively. And he'll be able to say something, and yes, he's so-called sharp-briliams. I wasn't just prepared for it. I wanted it. Yeah. No, Putin's a moron.

He's like, he fucking manipulated the whole country into making the president through war. You can't. I mean, you can't be dumb. I don't tell me W because, you know, he's a Cheney. Right. Putin is Cheney and W mixed together. Obama. And, you know, just employees.

Right. Because this would give me the opportunity. to also respond sharply, which in my opinion Oster-advichette, that on my view, I'll paraphrase. You want to get in a fist-fucking fight.

We can have a fist-fucking fight. Because I guarantee you, I know how to fist-fuck. I'm bloody him of Bruton. You want me to put my oiled-up fist in your asshole? Be my guess. Yeah, no, I mean, I guess he just wasn't prepared. Yeah, because Tucker's not dominant, but, you know, it's like he just knew there was no way.

Because he's asking kind of like questions where like, there's no way to look good after that he responds that way. Right. There's no way when someone just like basically makes you look like more. You can't be like, no, I hear you. I was just asking a lot of people say that. But I tend to agree with it. That looks bad. Right.

Especially because Putin, he's very divisive person. So you can't be like. No, no, I was just asking hypothetically. You know, there's no way to get the initiative back. He made you look like a bitch. Because if you do kind of go, right, because you get, you ask him a fucking dirt bad question. Right.

Maybe it wasn't a dirt bad question. But, you know, it's the kind of thing where when you have a tough guy, when you have Liam Neeson and someone tries to be like, well, why do you always have to kill all those people who take your wife? Because my wife has diabetes. And she's kidnapped, I don't know if they're giving her insulin. And there's no way to come back from that question, right? Like, same thing.

Right. Anyway. So that's it. Any other thing? I don't know in this, uh, Tucker Carlson situation? Um, I'm glad he's trying to do things with, you know, Twitter. Yeah, it's good to see if he's going to know. Maybe he can interview Paul Pot next.

Or he's dead, right? I think he should interview, who should he interview? He should interview, like, He should interview Hillary Clinton. Yeah. I would love to see that. You think she would actually get the better of him? Maybe.

I mean, I know, I know objectively she would, right? In a way where, like, if you looked at it on paper, described it to an alien, you would say, like, no, this person clearly looked better. I would imagine. I don't know of your culture, but. Whereas who was Hillary Clinton woman. But she was talking away where it just really just didn't make anyone want to agree with her.

You do these things, Tucker. You always do this. That would be amazing. I don't care who would get the upper hand. Well, she did it with Trump. I mean, it wasn't as fun. I mean, Trump was fun. Yeah.

But, you know, she was not like, you're real crazy. You're, I'm putting you in jail. I mean, look, she's a good foil. So maybe you're right. They should really start bringing her in as like the, as the, like the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the person,

the, the, the, hero has to fight. I'm not calling Trump to hero per se, but, you know, when he brought,

you know, all those victims of her husband to have. It just felt like it in movie. And the debate. Yeah. It just felt like the end of a field of dreams or something. I've never seen that in politics. You can't say you ever had a politician when you feel that way before.

Don't tell me Reagan. Reagan didn't come close. Reagan was a dork. Now, Nancy, shut up. Serversive. You divorce your wife. But no, but Trump, I mean, honestly, it's just, it's like, watching it's like watching

Luke Garrick play baseball I don't know much about Lou Garrick Jamagio Brut I know more about them but they named the disease after this guy so he had to be big oh for sure well wasn't he just I think they also I think they also just didn't know

what it was at the time I can't I can't imagine he's the first one he's just the first one anyone gave it shit about fair enough yeah it's like when Rock Hudson died of AIDS then people are were like, oh, okay. I don't know if that's a big.

At some point, someone got famous guy of AIDS. Sure. I don't know if it was Ritchie Valentine. Not Ritchie Valentine. The fuck is Ritchie Valentine. The guy from Queen. Richie Valance.

Who the fuck is Ritchie Valentine? I can't even think of it. of his name, but I definitely know it. The big bopper? No, Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury, right? Whatever. You get my point. It's like, I know I know his name, but I just couldn't stop thinking, Richie Valentine.

You know, the guy who's saying, Donna, oh, Donna, a bomb. Anyway, this is going crazy. Join us next week where we have Vladimir Putin, maybe. Can we get that, can we do anything? Can we make that happen? Look, we can, we can ask. It doesn't hurt to ask. ask maybe ask like follow up yeah don't just ask someone email maybe send two doesn't have

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