Kump - Ep. 166 Milf Money

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s idea for a production company, animals in movies, Meghan McCain, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. It is the first day of spring, give or take a day. It's about the first day of spring, all right? I'm sorry if this is coming to you on a day. That's a day later, maybe two days. Who cares?

It's basically the first day of spring. The leaves are out. The bugs are here. I said that I saw some flowers blossoming and you said you treat me like I was a liar. I didn't, look, I mean, they don't blossom the first day necessarily. That's why I said the leaves. You want to go straight to flower. It's April showers.

It takes way longer for the May flowers. That's always been the myth. And you want to come at me. Like, oh, I saw the flowers. Oh, I saw UFO. Oh, I saw, I'm special because, oh, you have a RNA vaccine. Oh, it's good. Stop trying to win me over.

All right. It's spring. It's my favorite time of year. My eyes were bursting with water this morning. I'd take some Claritin. Take some pharmaceutical drugs into my eyes. And now the pollen is subsided. And I can enjoy the orchids.

I can enjoy the war in Ukraine, the war in Gaza. Is that war in Gaza or that's just bombing in Gaza? I feel like it's more of a bombing in Gaza. It's more of a bombardment. Yeah, no one's, no politician's son is. going to fight in Gaza, right? There's no Yahoo! There's no Yahoo's going over to fight in Gaza, right?

Adventurers. French Foreign Legion. Are they in Ukraine? They should be. Why? Or not Ukraine. We like Gaza. Yeah.

Why don't they send the French foreign legion of the Gaza? Don't they have some kind of wolf code where they go, where they go? Wolf code? Where they go where the, where the fighting is thick. And they go where the French need them to go, I guess. The French, I mean, they don't go, no, they're not like an autonomous unit. They work for the French. They're the French War and Legion.

Yeah, but aren't they always doing like, you know. Yeah, they're expendable as far as the French are concerned. So they go of the places France wants military stuff to happen. Yeah, they send them because they're not French people. Right. And they're mostly criminals, I guess. Send that batch of criminals we train. send those criminals and get them to get them to offer to be human shields for Hamas

I hope the case well I mean I mean I get them and then and then they won't have an excuse no one care really actually we gave you human the French don't even care about the French foreign legion why would that anyone else it's real I mean look I hope it's not the case well it might be I don't know there's a romantic thing about the French foreign legion that I don't know if you if you connect to where it's like you can just get a new identity right so you can be a criminal or just have a checker past and they gave you a new name and no one could touch you once you're there. It does sound nice.

It does sound nice. Now, I hope it's not the case that everyone's a pedophile who's been caught. I hope that's not the case because it would ruin a mystical beauty to me. But it might be. I don't know. I mean, I'm sure Israel would say that. There are pedophiles. What should you use pedophiles?

These Habas use pedophiles and shields. I mean, that's what they would do. Yeah. I mean, I would love to find a solution for this Gaza because there's a lot of people getting killed over there. Do you imagine if everyone over, if everyone, every pedophile who gets caught and starts running to France from Morocco,

where we would sign up? It's like, is it on these message boards? They're all just like, if the dad ever catches you, just run. Have a train ticket to France ready to go. I mean, that would be an interesting movie. I mean, honestly, that'd be kind of cool. Forget that stuff. Just a regular criminal.

A pig pocket, a burglar, a cat burglar. A pimp. A pimp has to go on the run. And it's just 24 hours to France or something, it's called. Or that Paris. And he has to get to the Foreign Legion. He killed a girl. He killed his bottom girl, his bottom baby.

Bottom bitch. I mean, if you saw that in the New York Times, well, not the year, you know, and TV guide. And the description was a low, a low-level pimp accidentally kills his bottom bitch and has to go on the run to France to join the French Foreign Legion. You'd watch that movie. It's starring Bill Cosby. It's a little level of Mimp.

Wow. I mean, that's a, this has like a crazy idea. Star power, which we may be able to get. I mean, what's he doing? Who else is going to touch Bill Cosby with us? Isn't he like blind now? Well, I can, I can boy him in the right direction.

Isn't that, you know, he's not going to be doing like curb your enthusiasm improv. You know, we're going to give him, we're going to feed the line. We'll give him an earpiece. And I'll, you know, who are sunglasses, the whole time we're a cool pimp a cool pimp would wear sunglasses by the way

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So you know you sign up for that if you enjoy that And just whatever anyway Bill Cosby I'm going to have a leash on him Not leash Who's gonna be the leading lady The one he kills Well Or the one he

He'll meet another Who replaces the woman he killed Kira Knightley I feel she's underutilized since she's perhaps reached the age of 40 or whatever no one touches her anymore but we'll use her we'll use all the people you don't want to use Hollywood

we got Karen Knightley, maybe Natalie Portman you knowlly Portman I don't see around much she did you know she jumped into the Thor movie when she was 29 she joined a friend I have this theory about women because I didn't make this up that women no one likes them after the 30 in Hollywood. Right.

That's not me. But I have his addendum where if they jump into a franchise then they can kind of you know get like leap past that. Like what's her name? Sex pot.

Sex pot blonde girl. Scarjohansson. Right. Am I wrong? Yeah. She just is the definitive sex pot of the 21st century. Right. Yeah. She got it, she managed to keep her career going.

Well, for now, I mean, now she's out of the Marvel movies. I don't know. I haven't seen her. So as long as you can get into a franchise, you have a stay of execution. Right. And so Natalie Portman jumped into the Thor movies when she was 29. And now that, you know, she's no longer the Thor. She died of cancer.

Oh, spoiler alert. Why these Marvel movies have cancer? Anyway, a movie wasn't good. She's out. It wasn't good. I thought I saw her in a movie on a Netflix thing. You're like, that's Billy Bobby Brown. I'm like, geez.

She's out. It's done. Dunzo. Natalie Dunzo. It's the age of Millie Bobby Brown. You know, you know which Millie Bobby Brown's not going to be in? My Bill Cosby Pimp movie.

I tell you that much. Because I like him older. That's going to be the pitch. That's going to be kind of like the hook of your production company. Yeah. It's going to be like, we'll work with old. older women and Bill Cosby and and disgraced older women and disgraced men it's called my

production company's called milk money why isn't I made a movie called that it's a movie called milk money with Ed Harris about about a hooker um I forget who it was who's um he pays her money to drink her milk I think the I think his kid tricks like buys a hooker for the dad Like Harris is like a widower And his son He's such a bad dad It sounds like my dad needs to get laid So they get Melanie Griffith

That was who was I think Who's a hooker Who's really like I'm not the biggest Melanie Griffith fan But like a huge win If you're going to get a hooker probably right Melanie Griffith Yeah look up the movie

Look up the milk money movie This is just I'm just thinking about how much how shamelessly in classic Hollywood, they just... Had hookers? Well, they just projected weird adult sexuality on the children. Well, he used a jar of money and he paid the hooker in coins. Right.

No, I was a kid when I saw the movie, so I didn't feel as weird. But now if I watched it, it's Melanie Griffith, right? Yeah, she looks good for a, like, a prostitute a kid would buy. She looks great. She looks actually like a housewife. Yeah, I think that's the premise. I think she becomes the housewife. Oh.

Jay Lott, the dad doesn't know he's, you know, he's a hooker. You know, it's like Arthur. Sick. Yeah, right. Read the description. Three young boys pull their money and pay V. V. That's the chick from cyberpunk.

Prostitute name is V. That's great. A kind-hearted prostitute to strip for them. Oh, wow. I forgot about that. Okay. Afterwards, she drives them home to the suburbs. This seems like a problem.

This seems like a pretty thin plot. This is even, honestly, this is even, even the description, it's young boys. It's like, and they are, they're very young boys. And she, I forgot, Mel, there's this hooker strips from kids. I mean, I think hookers don't necessarily strip for kids. No. I think they go, hey, can you strip for money? No, your children.

Just because I'm doing an illegal act, doesn't mean I'll do anything for a child. Like, what? I mean, the ones who, like, you're a crackhead, you know, maybe they would. Right. But Melanie, that's not her. She's like an escort. she's in real life she'd be doing politicians and bankers she's not touching kids

she's not risking going to let jail for it even if she can't give a shit even if she was a sociopath she'd be like I'm not it's not worth the risk because I got banker money in my ass right they hide in my asshole go on it's just as well though wait what this is a strange way of writing a movie description it's just as well though because a mobster

a name waltzer oh yeah Malcolm McDowell, right, is after her. It's after her, and Vee realizes the suburbs are the perfect place to hide. Oh, so she hides out there. But things get a little more complicated when V falls in love with Tom, Ed Harris, a single father who is unaware of her real profession. But it gets more complicated when he realizes her name is actually Victor. And there's a surprise, a milk surprise down there that he wasn't expecting.

A penis shape surprise. Go, scroll up a bit. Is that, is that, what's her name down there? Oh, it's En H. N. H is in this movie, too. This is great. This is a very good movie. All right.

What are we talking about? Why did Milk Money come up? Biggest full screening on the screen. I can go back to the, I get rid of this page. Well, you wanted to name your production company, Melf Money. Miltf money, my production company, where we get, we get women like Anne Hatch.

Oh, she died, right? Last year, RAP, N. H. don't you remember she said herself on fire that's right yeah in the Hollywood Hills or something that won't happen to my girls the milf money girls

I'll make this problem I'll look at the camera and say it the mulf money girls are going to be safe Karen Knightley Natalie Portman who else who else do I like

um you maybe get Scarlett Johansson now Scarlet Johansson if you want to be one of the milk money girls Rachel wise Rachel Weiss I'm not a huge fan of Rachel vice I'm a huge fan of Rachel vice all right Rachel vice you can get on you get on the team I find her a little cold um Marissa tomey marissa tommy she's she is thrived I she got she went over she went back through the looking glass yeah she became like the milf de jure oh the hell is she let's look her up

Versa Tomei, the Milf de George sandwich. She's like 50. Yeah, she's too old. Wait, milf money. Milf money has an upper limit, too. We're going to charity here? I mean, we're trying to make some money here. I'm saying there's an arbitrary line where most men, you know,

straight, straight, blooded American men, would love to kiss Kiranightly or, uh, Um, or, um, you know, whatever. Who else else was at? Natalie Portman. But Hollywood says no. But I'm not, I'm not trying to pimpe out Faye Dunaway over here. What am I doing? I'm worth of business.

You know? This is not, this is not, I mean, do you want to be, you want to be, get with some grandmas? You mean, we make rom-coms with, uh, James Dutty Dench? James Dutty Stent, with James Dutty Stench, you know? He, you. I swear to Christ You do anything And put us out of business

Won't you? Your ideas God damn ideas Um Full screen please I need to make a macro for that So Welcome to Kump

Welcome to the show Melf Money coming soon What's our first movie Oh it's gonna be this Pimp movie But yeah Get me 24 hours to France Well, get me, get me to France.

Get me. Now, once he gets to the, to France, and he joins the French. Probably way too old. He won't take them. Right. That's the only, that can be the payoff. That could be the, hey, you know, National Blampoons vacation.

We have to get the Wally World, right? And then Wally World's closed. Spoiler alert. It could be that. But then there's a lot of fun after that. So something else happens. He goes around France doing his. thing, if you know what I mean.

It's Bill Cosby thing. I don't mean ghost dad. He gets a few, he opens up his suitcase and realizes he has a few vitamins from his stash. He goes, hey, let me share these

with some of the ladies in Paris. It becomes a very questionable movie. But the dollars are roll in. Right? Yeah. You got to start thinking like someone who wants a pool. All right. That's what we're doing here.

We're not making Ben-Hur. We're not making Citizen Kane. We're making get me to, get me to France. All right. From, from Milf money. The people who brought you dolled up whore and dolled up poor too. It comes their first movie with us this year. And get me to Bill Cosby

And get me to France Can he go? I mean, is he completely exonerated? He can travel internationally, right? I mean, worst case, we use green screen. I mean, it's basically just him dropping things into glasses Most of the time in France. Wait, why is he dropping things into glasses?

You know, like ludes. Oh, oh, okay. Did you not realize that what I was talking about? So he's playing, wait, wait, wait. What did you think I meant by vitamins? What do you think I was talking about? Wait, so he's playing himself, so he's playing a pimp. He's not playing himself, no, but.

But he's kind of based on himself. No one's going to look at him and not see Bill Cosby anymore, ever again. I mean, barely did before. You think people are watching Ghost Dad and going like, oh, he really blends in to the character. People saw Bill Cosby before when he was famous. What's what I'm saying? That's part of being Bill Cosby. Well, yeah, I'm saying it's like so.

People will never see him as not a. Especially now, though. Yeah. So, so, you know. People will never see him as a, not a predator now. Right, that too. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's anonymous.

I mean, yeah, same thing. But sure, we'll use your words. And so why not lean into that? Why not use that? I mean, when you have an elephant in the room, talk to the elephant. That's my motto. Yeah. Ride the elephant.

Right. Hey, I should make a shirt about that. That should be the name of the production company, Ride the Elephant. No, it's milk money. You are such a bad marketer. You're such a genius person, but your marketing idea is real cockamamie. Ride the elephant. What's that mean?

I'm trying to get Natalie Portman and Kiran Knightley. And it's like, what's your business called? It's called Ride the Elephant. She's like, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Am I the elephant here? I know I'm 41, but am I the elephant? I'm sorry, but my wife named it. And you're sitting there with some fake glasses on in a pencil.

You're going to be, you are the elephant. And you're whipping them. You're a little whip. It's not real whip. You know, it's a little toy whip. Right. I'm not going to give you a real whip. You probably whipped cure nightly in the eye.

Speaking of elephants. Yeah, go ahead. We watched a couple of the Indiana Jones movies recently. We did. And I was kind of taken aback, like, to see, like, real animals in movies. Oh, sure. Like, again, like, seeing a real... They abused these things constantly.

Oh, they did, but it looked great on camera. I'm saying, yeah, yeah. Dropping into a train car and there's a real lion in there. I want to know one thing. Where is the happy lion now? Right. I go to the zoo nowadays. I went to the zoo as a kid.

Everything was vibrant and fun. And then you go to the circus, and these lions are all... I'm a fucking lion, you know? You go to a zoo now And every tiger They're always sad They're all like sick Lying down

So where are all these happy lions These happy elephants That like didn't have to be An Indiana Jones Because of CG Yeah Where are they? Where are these animals

They're so well off I bet they had a fun time They enjoyed themselves Swiping at Harrison Ford Trying to get them Yeah I try to you know That's probably fun for a lion

Of course it is You think they want to be in the same penned-up zoo all day? They hate that shit. A zoo is so much worse than being slaughtered. It is. Yeah. I mean, a lion is there to kill. At least they have a chance in, like, I think Bangladesh on like Indiana Jones 2, Temple of Dooms, is running around.

And it's just, you know, I mean, with a lion, you know, you don't at me. I'm not sure what animals in what movie. I'm not a nerd. Why am I looking to the light? I'm not a nerd. like you. I'm not saying that we should like go all 1930s and like, you know, we just... Oh, be careful of that.

Just beat horses mercilessly on the set of some giant, like... That was your big takeaway from the 1930s? I love... I'm not trying to be old 1930s here and hit a horse or start the Third Reich. Or what was that? When were those big Bible movies made? Like the 1960s? No, it's there, well, yeah, I mean the 50s.

Yeah. 50s are big, I think. Look, when you have that many horses for something like Ben-Hur or whatever, probably... There was a Ben-Hur back then, too. Probably getting, like, you know, they're probably getting beaten. They're probably getting... Somebody's probably having sex with them. A sex with a horse?

Yeah. I'm so excited with sex with them. Yeah. You think people... I mean, you remember that story from like a decade or two ago where the guys had to rig for the horses to, like, you know, romance. Yeah. Them.

Romance them, cyberpunk style. Yeah. You think, you think guys are, like, you think, like, stage hands or, like, you know, like, key grips were, like, building those rigs on the how, like, you're off the side of the Hollywood set. Those movies were so gigantic. Yeah. The productions were so enormous. Well, the only thing was gigantic. I should be a talking head in, like, an old Hollywood documentary.

Yeah. Those productions were so enormous that if somebody did want to build a rig that would allow them to have sex with a horse. Yeah. Nobody would have noticed. Well, we remember we saw, like, over years. ago now that stupid movie Babylon which had like impressive sequences about old Hollywood it was

it was just soulless it was just it was soulless nonsense yeah and like whatever and they hit a stupid McLemore thing at the end but uh I wouldn't respect to it if they actually had that did that went that far had the horse rig in Babylon how Damien Chazelle I know you listen to this podcast you should have done that you should have a horse

a horse have sex of a man and then we really respected you Whiplash wasn't enough All right Wasn't good enough It was good I liked whiplash You could have J.K. Simmons though

Come back and he'd be the guy with the horse That would have been an amazing film But no one wants to be Kubrick anymore That would have been a Kubrick move Yeah Right RIP Kubrick

RIP He would have made that film If he had the technology I'm saying that we shouldn't That we shouldn't abuse horses in that way Well that's not abusing the horses Look I don't But I don't see why you can't have a real lion

Just kind of hanging out Look for a number of reasons Which I can't necessarily articulate That shouldn't be allowed Movie or otherwise Movie set or otherwise But I don't want to call it abusing the horse I don't know

This idea that like the horse gives us I mean, the horse is like, oh, I don't want to tear this idiot's, you know, colon apart. Doesn't care. The horse doesn't care. It shouldn't be allowed under any circumstances. It's deplorable to do. But the horse is not being abused. You're putting, you're like, it's just for society to function, we shouldn't have this.

You don't think that there's a psychological element of it where it's like. The horse doesn't have psychology. Where it's like, why is this happening? Like, it's confused about why it's... That happens when it wakes up. Yeah, it's gonna be... I mean, it's a horse. Because, honestly, when horses have sex with each other,

it seems kind of confusing. Yes. And distressing. Yes. So I imagine if you had a human in there, it gets... You're not ruining sex for horses. Horses are just, like, confused. You have to guide a horse daps.

I don't know how they breed in the wild. When you ever watch a horse be, like, mate in captivity? They're all, like, you have to, like, put them on top of each other. the Legos. Yeah. It's bizarre. I don't want to think about it. I don't want,

and the kind of people who do want to think about it are problems. This is the only one thing they do that's wrong. But abusing the horse, can we just, can we stop infantilizing horses? It's destroying a person. Just saying. Yeah.

I mean, I guess the first few guys in that situation, if you do it slow enough, it just works. I mean, it wouldn't have closed, right? If the horse doesn't panic, it probably, there's probably a way to do it. Must be amazing. I mean, it's got to be, if you're into that and you pull that off, and you know what can happen, must be amazing. Yeah, I mean, there should be a documentary about, like, you know,

it's like I remember watching that free solo documentary. Right. But Alex Honnold, like, scaling El Capitan without ropes. So much less scary. There should be a similar documentary about a guy. who managed to get fucked by a horse without dying. Well, you, the whole time I'm trying to dance around it verbally. Not for any censors, just to be classy.

And, of course, you had to go and ruin my romanticism. Now it's over. Romance are hard. I was trying to be Howard Hughes. Howard Hughes. Who am I thinking of? Hitchcock? Perhaps.

I feel like Hitchcock always, like, really delighted and being all, you know, I'm not going to show you everything. I wasn't being metaphorical. I meant the guy who was whimsical, talking whimsically. Oh, I thought you were talking about being subtle. Sure. I'm a hitchcock of horse, of horse porn. I'll take it.

That's the name of the movie, too. I'll take it. Free solo. And our final nominee, I'll take it by Milt Money Studios. That's what, that's going to be, I mean, this is, This is going to hurt the Kiranightly campaign. We're getting her. We're going to send her in in inable arrangements and maybe a snuggy.

Right. What's a nice basket of gifts? One of those pairs. The gift box with the pairs. Right. Harry and David gift boxes. That's classy. Yeah.

Send her one of those. And she calls up. Thanks so much for the Harry. David basket. That's classy. Oh, of course, Kira. You're a star. I did hear that you're producing a film called, I'll take it about a horse. You know, and then I'm like, ah, my wife really handled that one. She's not going to join the production company. We need Kiranightly. Okay, I understand. We can't make you a horse movie, baby. I know you love horses. Maybe here or not they can ride a horse in the movie but we can't make this it's not the same i either

whether the horses my way or no horses at all well i want to pool so anyway moving on what do we have here uh speaking of um horse porn something they're gonna try to ban ticot what are you doing make it make a fool again you doing house passes a bill that could lead to a ticot ban of owner refuses to sell. Right. They say it's not a ban. But when you, so basically the House Republicans, I guess, is that what's going on? Where the Senate Republicans have made a bill that will, they basically try to force TikTok,

whoever owns TikTok, you know, bite dance to sell. I thought this happens every year. But they want, they want them to sell the TikTok to someone else. Right? Right. And, but the Republicans say it's not, it's not a ban because, you know, if they sell it, it's fine. Now, but they're still going to be spying, right? I think the idea is that they couldn't spy if they sold up. Well, the Chinese couldn't spy, but what they sell it to like, you know?

A will spy. Yeah. Who's spying? I mean, this is like, this is a leaky ship and you're selling it to like, you know, your mom. Yeah, I mean, I don't think that this is about. people not getting spied on it's about you know we don't want it or yeah we don't want trying to spying on people we don't want sure them getting a slice right but also isn't it about like hey this is pretty profitable let's steal it probably they sell us this yeah and like and no one's going to

want to buy it right if you force someone to sell it i imagine and like you know i imagine the the market to buy it is not going to be tremendous right You probably have a buyer lined up in your mind. This seems they're kind of a grift. Right. This seems like the U.S. government has like, you know, someone, Jamie Diamond perhaps is going to buy TikTok. He's going to do a bunch of boring financial TikToks

while he's eating pudding in his underwear. I mean, I don't know. Maybe they're just going to make it less fun. Of course. This is, look, this is millennials. What are you looking up? I was looking at it. a more recent news story about it, but it's okay.

I won't do that. No, what are they going to do? I'll tell you what this is. This is millennials like us. Yeah. Trying to take a pet, trying to peg the zoomers. The zoomers have this massive thing,

this TikTok, but I still don't know what they do on there. They make pizzas. They dance. They lip sync. There's a lot of dancing. There's a lot of lip syncing. There's a lot of.

I can't compete on that. level i can i can talk about i can talk about mouth money and bill cosby that that doesn't work on ticot i'm a long form no you need a lot of context for that yeah i'm a long form uh exhibitionist right so i need to like break up ticot like my because it's too you know it's just like an outly shrug kind of scenario you know the iron rand novel where like they couldn't compete so they basically They tried to take away the steel mill from Henry Reardon and the fucking and the oil company from what's his name. What is it true? The character's name is Henry Reardon.

Yeah, but this is like that. It is just like that. What do you mean? You mean because now like the all the best dancers have left? Well, they're just going to break up the company because they can't compete with it. Right. So now and now the medium articles and maybe, you know, and the years. YouTubers.

Like, YouTube is on its way out. But not now. If they get rid of TikTok, we're back, baby. So how do they go? How do they establish their new society? Who? The creators. Well, that part, I mean, that part, they're going to go to China.

Right. And in the outlook, if you're not familiar, they go into this mountain, like, they hide in the mountains of Colorado and make a society of geniuses. It's all very stupid. But in this case, it'll just be a bunch of, like, you know, everyone's going to go to China. It's going to be, like, dancers and thirst traps. Yeah. Living in the mountain.

Living in the Ugar Mountains or whatever. Yeah. Are they called Ugar Muslims because there's Ugar Mountains? Ugar, I think is... Weger, I'm sorry. It's spelled Ugar. But it's spelled Bob Uker. But they live in the Ugar region, yeah, I think.

Sure. So we'll send you to Uighur. Yeah. I'm going to not call Uighur. And you can live zone of interest style like in a little community where, you know, and then around you. you will be like it will be you know doing our business with the

oh that's a movie we watched about the Nazis yeah who live like who like live out what's yeah they're just like stealing Uighur Muslims coat some kids like trying to play of his toys and all he was like he was like you know one three seven eight like huh he's still here trying them in the river This is inside baseball for anyone who watches Nazi movies that win the Oscars. Yeah. That movie won the Oscar, right? We have a story about that, too.

About the Norton Dirk Drake. Megan McCain went after. Oh, right. Yeah, let's get on that. What's Megan McCain up to? She's a real slob. No, she's great. I think she's phenomenal.

Megan McCain doubles down on smear of Jewish filming. I mean, is that, that's got to be some kind of, hold me to zoom out a little bit. But there we go. Because this guy basically, he accepted the Oscar for Zone of Interest, which is a Holocaust movie. Do you think she doubles down on the smear of cream cheese too, watch as that? And he basically said, he said a statement like, we refute our Jewishness and the Holocaust being used to justify the murder of civilians or something in Gaza, right? Like he said something like it. And he also says, I like the ones who don't get caught.

Yeah, our film shows where dehumanization leads at its worst. Right now we stand here as men who refute their Jewishness and the Holocaust being hijacked by an occupation, which has led to conflict for so many innocent people. Whether the victims of October the 7th and Israel or the ongoing attack on Gaza, all the victims of this dehumanization. At what point did the music start? I mean, enough, dude.

Just say, like, thank you for, like, you made a Nazi film, enough. Yeah. You don't get to talk about Gaza. Make a movie about Gaza if you want. He should have just gone, he should have just picked up the statue and said, yeah, so I made a movie about the Holocaust, so I'll be taking the statue now. Yeah. Thank you very much. Yeah.

It should be called Zone of Interest, aka not Gaza. Right. Because that's not of interest to you. You made a film another film about Nazis. Right. No one needed that. But we have Schindler's list. We have fucking downfall.

No one needed this movie. We had Jojo Rabbit. Look, I watch those adventures. It's fine. It's about these Nazis who live at, like, Auschwitz. Like, you know, the father works there. Right. He's one of the heads of the can.

He's one of the big guys, yeah. Big, big shot. You know, not in the whole third record, but of Auschwitz. And then, like, the wife is just like, this is our dream how. I assume it's like surrealism or whatever or, like, a satire. I don't think it's based on. like a real family who like made their dream house at Auschwitz but it's fine but there's nothing to take away from this film right like at the end of the day when we boil if we're going to boil this

down to like i mean i don't need to be spoon fed a message but there's nothing i learned nothing new i felt nothing new because the nazi are the depths of the worst of the worst we already knew that we felt that right how about you make a movie about something in gaza if you're going to talk about gaza yeah enough with the enough with the um I'm not drawing analogies necessarily to anything. I'm just saying, but don't talk about God. But you already doing that because you made the Nazi movie now and now or another Holocaust.

All right, well, just make the Gaza movie. I thought as I was watching it, that it's like it might, I wasn't sure how Jonathan Glazer felt about any of the stuff. I'm always thinking about the other Jonathan Glazer. But as I was watching it, I did think it might be functioning as an allegory for something else. Like, you know, like it might be, like, he might be commenting on Gaza. the, like, it's like... No, the allegories and metaphors are stupid.

We don't live in the days of the code. With the Hollywood code, but you couldn't say gay and you couldn't, like... You couldn't do a lot of things, right? You couldn't, you know, under the red scare. Don't, you know... Sorry, are we infringing on a podcast copyrights for use the term? Right.

McCarthyism. Mm-hmm. All right? No, it's a different time. You can say a bunch of shit now. So you don't have to make metaphorical movies. Oh, the third man was actually about, you know, the Panama Canal.

Oh, okay. No, this is like, just make a movie I got, oh, this is a metaphor about TikTok. Stop it. No one wants metaphors. No one cares what the lily pads about, right? It's not painting. A painting has nothing to say because it can't talk.

So, therefore, you can read into it. A movie can say whatever the fuck it wants. So stop pretending you're doing metaphors. That's bitch shit. You hear me? Bits shit. That's what other. production company.

It's a subsidiary of milk money. Bitch shit. Productions. That's good. And we always use to make metaphorical art films. Many took Glazer's words, refute their Jewishness completely out of context, including McCain, who tweeted on Monday, a lot of people in Hollywood showing their ass when a man gets on stage to, quote, refute his Jewishness and half the room collapse.

A lot of you showing your ass whenever you see. Stayed up. I mean, literally, I don't think she's ever said anything publicly that, like, where, where people haven't just immediately gone, shut the fuck up. She's a disgrace to her father. Her dead father wishes she was never born. She is such a pig. Such a fucking disgusting animal.

Just, she's just a rabid animal who's just like, scar, like, she's just like, I mean, so she shit's on Trump? Trump actually made a name for himself. Yeah. He did a lot of things. You got to disagree with them. All she did was, like, she's just a fat hyena who, like, scrapes out of attention. She has some attention because they're dead.

People were speaking to her father and he's dead. And she clung to that like a fat hyena. All right? Megan McCain, her father hates her. Her father is in limbo. Her father, you know what's interesting? John McCain, I don't think John McCain, except for when, they were in the same room.

Yeah. I don't think John McCain ever acknowledged her existence. Why would? I mean, it's like acknowledging that, like, you know, you have like, you know, it's like Bob Dole talking about his, you know, broken hand. His hand doesn't work, right? Remember Bob Dole? You always had to pen his hand?

Right. Because he was in World War II and, you know, someone shot his hand. And so his hand didn't work. But you didn't see him talk about it, did you? He would just be like, he would just kind of never, never mention it. And Megan McCain was his, was, was, was John McCain's busted hand a disgusting hand

and no one wants just don't ever talk about it that's the classic thing to do never address it I mean Dick Cheney the monster that Dick Cheney is and he still

fully embraces his daughter who was like a lesbian which it's fine but for him it's like he would think it'd be like anathema right and he like no he he hugs and kisses her

and you know at the strawberry parade whatever but John McCain never even acknowledge the existence of his own fucking stupid daughter. Like sometimes she would drag him on to the view and he would just kind of sit there and go like, yeah, Megan's great.

Well, he was, he was alive when she was on the view? I think that at some point he got that show because he died. I think it was, I think it happened pretty soon after she joined it, but I remember, he killed himself probably.

Yeah, probably a gun in his mouth. This is the best thing I can do for America. Because there's no way I could put this Pandora's fat box back in the box. back in the box What a pig What a legacy destroyer I mean that I mean

Oh my God Nope That's not So Medi Hassan wrote That's not what he did This is a lie It's a complete cutoff distortion Of his full quote

But now this lie has gone viral And people like Megan McCain And bug or whatever Are refusing to delete their disinformation tweets Despite hundreds of people informing slash correcting them shameful. No peace, bitch. Megan tweets with no peace, bitch.

What a pig. I mean, I don't even know what she's talking about. I don't even know who Medea Saan is. I don't think I'm, you know, I'm going to endorse to him. But what a pig. What an animal. Megan McCain. Anyway.

What is she even around for? I don't know. I don't even know. I don't know what she's doing. We fell for it, didn't we? We fell for this blob, this amorphous blob. That's not because she's so fat. She's just amorphous.

Right. There's nothing to her. She's a spine. If you took a spine out of steak up for marshmallow, man. You have Megan McCain. You mixed it with self-hate. Moving on. What else is going on?

J.K. Rowland is doing great things again? Um, wait, sorry, who's it? Moving on, J.K. Rowling. Oh, J.K. Rolling. Yeah, this was another thing that was in the news. It was J.K. Rolling, uh, got into some Twitter scuffle. But she's always getting into Twitter scuffles with these, like, you know, uh, random trans people on Twitter.

Why is she just allowed to say what she feels, though? Why, why does everyone have to try to shut her up? Are they doing that? They all they definitely wanted to shut up They just can't make a billionaire shut up I guess there was that I'm not super familiar with it But there's like there's that a newscaster or whatever

Who I guess she misgendered And some people wanted her to get arrested for it I don't agree with that I'm not right Well they wanted to lose her I think they wanted to lose her city job or something We were talking the same thing I'm just saying no

Oh you want JK Roll we're arrested for misgendering There was like there's a law in the UK A new law in the UK about misgendering and there is some news anchor who's transgender. You can't be arrested for it, can you? Usually not, I would think, but like probably, but some people were, I guess, cheerleading the idea. I don't agree with that at all.

No, that's actually the Third Reich. That's actually Nazi shit. What are you talking about? Yeah. Put her in jail? Because she misgendered someone? I think there's a thing. It's like, I think the specific language of the bill is like,

it's more about creating like harassment campaign against. somebody okay but like that's it can't just be calling someone bob i don't think so i think it has to be i think it's a slightly higher bar than that but like hopefully hopefully and even that who honestly i can't imagine if i if you show me the law it probably would be murky right oh an error of harassment what does that mean we have enough laws don't we yeah you're not allowed to do a lot of things there's a lot of things you're not allowed to do yeah i mean i'm sure you look what they want to, prosecutors can

cobble stuff together whenever they want. Yeah. You know, it's like, what, what they call people like her?

What's the term for them? Turf. Yeah. Turfs are not a mafia. You don't need to create RICO. Right. I mean,

I think it's fine. I think her and Grand Alignam are not, you know, they're not, they're not, Meyer Lanski. But go,

what is she, what's happening now? George Tachai and others pointed out. George Taka. Or George Take is it? No, Well, it's fine.

So I'm saying, he's still around? Yeah. George DeK and others pointed out Rowling's ignorance when she claimed Nazis did not burn trans health care books. I mean, they burned a lot of books. Yeah. Well, I mean, they definitely went after. They were not fans of the trans. No.

Sure. I don't think Nazis were like trans stands. Yeah. They were not trans stands. Yeah, like it all started with this tweet that was the Nazis burnt books on trans health care. and research. Oh, I'm sure they did. Yeah.

Why are you so desperate to uphold their ideology around gender? Wait, wait, wait, but you can't. Hold on. Hold on. The Nazis don't get to own being anti-trans health care. Just because they don't. That's a funny retort to that. Like, it's like, oh, so we can't hate anything that the Nazis hated?

Right. The Nazis hate a lot of shit. I'm just saying, like, I can't think of anything that I want to hate that they hated. But, I mean, I don't think you can tell any group, but you can't hate anything the Nazis hate. They had a big tent of hate, right? That's amazing. You don't just get the, that's a monopoly.

I mean, that's a monopoly. Right? And then she responded, how did you type this out and press on without thinking, I should maybe check my source for this because it might have been a fever dream. So she's basically saying this didn't happen. And then a bunch of people...

Is she? Oh, okay. Maybe she just doesn't think trans existed back then. She probably thought I kind of assumed that... I was like, well, the Weimar Republic probably wasn't super progressive towards trans people. It kind of was, I guess. Well, you guys remember Germany pre-World War II, especially pre-World War I. That's where, like, post-graduate education came from.

Like the entire like philosophy Or not philosophy Psychiatry Sociology Like any of the not hard sciences came from Germany All that PhD shit came from Germany

They were the center of that stuff Like in the late 19th century Until the early 20th So like the idea They would be on the forefront of that It's not surprising I guess it shouldn't be I just thought that

You know I just thought Because it's such a small minority it seems like they haven't had a lot of luck in a lot, in most contexts. You think it would be odd that they were like fine in South and Germany? Right. Yeah. Well, yeah. But apparently the Weimar Republic did like, you could get a,

you could basically get a government license to be trans. Oh, really? It's actually an interesting system. Like, you could get a government license to be trans and you could change your name, but it would have to come from a pre-approved list that they'd give you of names you could have. Why is an interesting way to be progressive? Yeah. No, you're not a Tina.

Let's be honest. You're a maud. You're not, you're not, you know, Stephanie. Don't get, stop kidding yourself. You're not hot enough to be a Stephanie. You can be a Wilma. Right. You feel like a, like a, like a, maybe a Valerie.

I've never, I've never been a hot Valerie. Gertrude. We have a lot of Gertrudes available. Yeah. If you want to be, if any of you trans want to be. Gertruths. It probably would mix up because Germans do think I have the weird, like, names, right? Like Gertrude might be a hottie over there.

Um, yeah, maybe. But whatever, you get the idea. Um, like, like a headwig might be like a big porn star over there. Great headwit. I always forget that headwig is a woman's name. I don't mean, what man have you, have been a man, Hedwig? No, but I always just, whenever I imagine a headwick, I imagine a man. I imagine a bug.

Hmm. Sounds like a bug, right? Yeah. Isn't there a bug is kind of like that? Yeah, it's like what a cute little Pixar bug would be named. So more about, but yeah, so I guess you could kind of be trans in the Weimar Republic. Yeah, I mean, well, you could, yeah, I mean, honestly, having a license, it sounds like it might be better than today. Yeah, and it probably, honestly, the pre-approved name list, it seems a little arbitrary, but I wonder if they felt like, this will weed out some of the, some of like the cat piece.

people like the people who want to be cats the people who want to be cats you think you think of a decent amount of people who were trans like wheezel their way into cat this will keep people from like naming themselves star bright or something right you have to get you have to legally call someone star bright right well you don't you just do that in general I could do that right now yeah I don't be trans or a cat I guess you can do it right now I can be a lot worse than star break but I can see the value of having it that you can choose choose from our list. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's just a way of being like, look, don't think it's too far.

Yeah. Don't get, don't get, don't get, don't get, don't get, don't get too crazy with this shit. We're naming you. You know, or it's kind of like, it's like Christopher and his soprano where he's like, but I get to pick your outfits. I like that. Kind of like that. We're going to pick your new tits to make sure you don't go too big.

Right. Or too small. Or too small. Yeah, just right. Goldilocks were the Goldie Rocks Republic um so what's going what is this what is there any outcome to this so basically what's George de Kyes response here oh yeah let's see what his response was um when Hitler rose to power his German Chancellor in 1933 he enacted policies to rid the country of leaving lives and worthy of living his targets included

the Jews Roma people disabled people and communists those are specifically homosexuals and transsexuals. Sure. I mean, he might have killed, I mean, would he allow Chinese to live in Germany? That's a good question. Well, I'm not saying he's Chinese. I don't know what he is, but, you know, like, Japanese, and he, like, would he allow, would Hitler allow Asians to live in Germany? I'm just asking,

I don't know, like, I'm not trying to... I mean, I'm sure, I mean, they, they, they, they, was allied with Japan, so I figure if it's... Yeah, but not really. Like, they were allies in this, but Germany never fought for Japan, or vice versa. Yeah, but I feel like they wouldn't make a big issue of it. They wouldn't be like, no, you can't. We, we, we, you can't visit here.

Well, look, I mean, they wouldn't have put it, like, in the front of Dash Spiegel or whatever. I don't know if it was a paper back then. But, you know, uh, they're, hey, no Asians allowed. I just wonder, I mean, they're very, they're very strict about, you know, hating everything. I don't, this doesn't mean that they didn't hate trans people. Yeah. I'm just saying you can't, they, they don't get to pick every, like, it's like a fat kid picking every, you know, ice cream flavor. You're not allowed to

You can pick one And then it goes on in a circle And then another Yeah Germany tried to get everything It's not how it works It's all it's all despicable I'm not saying it's not despicable

But you can't just You know I'm whatever It's just I mean Yes we get it also It's like when Hitler rose to power His German Chancellor in 1930

You don't need to include details You don't need to include power When Hitler arrived, blah, blah, blah. That's what you've got to say. In the wake of the beer hall putsch. Right, exactly. After the burning of the rice stag. That is what you saying?

Right, yeah, just like get right to the stuff people might not know. Mason, mention crystal lock, you historical fuck. Mention crystal lock, or your sweet doesn't matter. While many are familiar with haunting images of the first book, earnings in germany sure yeah we've all seen we know what the nazis are shut up dude yeah though this is way too much preamble the but he doesn't understand how twitter is supposed to I mean this is a lot on twitter now this is a lot on mucks Twitter you can just like if you pay five bucks you can just eight bucks is eight bucks oh do you get more more words I believe you

do I didn't realize there's this many more words the books this like Facebook the The books and texts that provided the fuel for that first bonfire come from the library of the Institute of Sexual Research, founded in 1919 by Magnus Hirschfeld, a gay Jewish doctor. Scientific American notes the institute was, quote, full of life everywhere, and provided incredible and groundbreaking gender affirmation care to trans individuals. Okay.

Okay, so they burn them. Yeah, it's... Right. Again, again, you just can't use... You can't ally her with Nazis, just because they burned, you know, they also didn't like Catholics. Look, Jake Rowling.

I don't know if they killed Catholics, but they didn't like them. Nobody should be assuming. I don't think. I've heard that. Based on J.K. Rowling's work, nobody should be assuming that she's that smart. Or that wizards are good. I don't think the first conclusion should be that she's a Holocaust

or that she's intentionally denying the fact that trans people were targeted during the Holocaust. I think the first assumption should be that she wrote a bunch of wizard books. Right. And she's not a very smart. woman at the end of the day. Yeah, I mean, sure. I don't, yeah, it seems like a cheap argument a little bit to like, we don't like trans people

to see you're dumb, but the books were dumb, I'll give you that. No, but she's being dumb here. She's not, she's not knowing that this happened. And so she's being, and she's doubling down and being like, oh, yeah, sure, she should have said what I said. Yeah.

Right, which is like, you know, hey, I'm not, you know, Hitler doesn't get to be, you know, Hillary's not my everything. Um, but yeah, still her, like, but honestly, Harry Potter is the dumbest thing I've ever, I've read a couple of them. Yeah. They're trivial nonsense. I mean, uh, I've always felt that. I've been reading.

Taylor Swift's garbage, by the way. Oh, yeah. I just made, we're going to do a whole thing on her. Yeah. I want, I won't put that out there again because I'm the only one out here, I feel like. I've never seen someone, we're pivoting off this. Mm-hmm. What else I love to say?

but it reminded me of like just trivial nonsense we were watching some of his eras tour movie we know i don't think we can play clips because you know this i feel like this kind of thing it's probably super copyrighted you know up the ass but i mean i watch it's a three and a half hour movie we watch an hour of it so far it's the lead i mean i defy anyone to sit and watch this with me and this is not invitation we're not going to hang out and watch it and it's like oh and you know stab me with a fucking work I'm just to say, but I testify anyone to watch this and show me the good parts. Tell me what the good parts are of Taylor Swift's Erestor. It's not, I mean, it's the least impactful concert I've ever seen.

She just sits there in her stupid bathing suit looking like a, like a circus presenter, with a stupid pink guitar, and just, da-da-dun, the dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, I mean, I'm all for spectacle, I get. I mean, that's not my style of music, but I mean, you won. watch pop music for big spectacles and dances. She has a big stage, and sometimes it looks like a guitar, so I guess that's cool. No one, why is, I'm not even surprised that, like, a pop star is popular and I don't like the pop star. That's not what this is.

This is, why is she the only pop star I've ever seen where no one will take a swipe in her, where everyone, like, is agreeing that she's the, she's a genius. She's a cynical monster She and she and no one else could tell me this Until we watched it When she's that her stupid you know Plant piano covered in plants And she's saying

This is from the second of my five pandemic albums She released five albums during the pandemic What kind of maniac is she Yeah That's why she's so popular now I knew she was popular before But like my own my own contention was How did she get this popular

That's how She's fed the content monster Every morning Like she was just, you know, eating a bunch of oats and shitting out every day. I was amazed by how a bad of a performer she was. Right? I mean, I was like, I was like, I didn't think it would be that. I thought I was going to watch it and that I would be like, look, it's not my thing.

Right. But it's like she's charismatic or whatever. She's not at all. She's a robot. It's, we got to do it on the comp dump. We're going to, you know, look, the comp dump, which is the higher tier of our Patreon, we're going to be analyzing this, you know, under, under the clover of protection of Patreon

so Travis Kelsey can't fist fuck me the death but you know I mean this is like this is I we are at a turning point in humanity I mean if art goes away what's what we have left there's no I mean and like there's no there is no rock left right there's no like Led Zeppelin or the deeds I get it there's no rolling stone they're still around somehow but they're not really there

Well, that new song is not bad, but it's not great. Why's not kidding or something? It ain't give me shelter. You got mad because I was like, I started playing give me shelter while we were watching. Why don't they like this? I just thought that it was a bad, it was bad analog for what they're trying to enjoy. Remember, it's just a shadow way. It's just a shadow way.

You go crazy in the other direction. You're like, why don't, why don't 13-year-old girls want a lesson to the Stones sing about Vietnam well I mean I'm not talking I didn't bring up like echo in the bunny men I didn't bring up Depeche mode it's the rolling stones look they're great gimme shelter is a great song it is a great song thank you for agreeing with me um but you know I've convinced it needs a more mature year to appreciate it I don't think it does I mean we you only think there's 19 year old girls freaking out to give me shelter back in the 60s these girls back then were watching these like in like heroin addicts can tomb themselves

Keith Richards is still alive and still shooting H. I think. I don't know. Did he ever pretend to give it up? Taylor Swift is like four, not even 40 yet, or just 40. And she looked, I mean, when she was doing Love Story,

which is like the only song of hers I knew. I mean, I got to shake it off. But like, you know, when I was dressed young and you, and I used to know, she was cute, like, you know, when she first came out, whatever. And like, she's playing a song. She has no pomp to it. Like, this is one of your big hits.

And she's singing it like, Well, I was young, and you were able. She's lost her ability to be cute and young. And she's only like 38. Keith Richards has been doing heroin for 100 years. He's like 85 years old. And he's still wailing the guitar, still more charisma? You want to sack?

What's his name against her? Who's the singer? McJagger. That guy's still dancing around like a, Puts at fucking 90, whatever he is? What happened to this world? They killed Prince? They killed Michael Jackson.

They're killing him off. Everyone. Everyone's dying. Who's next? Who's next? Who's left? Does it be good? Bruno Mars?

I mean, it's over. They're going to start killing off second tier people now. I mean, Bruno, yeah. No, he's not. He's not. Prince, but he was catchy. He was good. Hooked on Funk.

Hooked on Funk. Fun. I mean, Daft Punk bowed out of the business because, like, we can't be around this. They're going to murk us. Why do you know they wore masks the whole time? Daft Punk. They wear masks. Yeah.

No one knows what they look like. I'm sure some people will do. That's good. Back to Scientologist. A lot of people that, that's a good point. More people do the mask thing now. A Cia was doing the mask thing. Yeah, but then you get caught and, you know, pissing in a porta potty or something probably.

I don't know. I'm not trying to, I don't even know who see it is. Everybody should wear a mask from now on. And I have to piss the porta potty. That's how you. All our musicians should wear masks. I think everyone should be forced to use a porta potty once a week. Rich and poor.

That's how you, that's how you kind of bridge the gap. That's kind of a, you know, a side. Anyway. Thanks so much for tuning in. Thank you. Remember, like I said before, we have a Patreon. We'll be covering a lot of this stuff on there. And either way, if you like the show, it's more of what you love.

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