Kump - Ep. 168 DNA is Fake

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss whether DNA is even real, O.J. Simpson, Mandela effect, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello Lucy. Hi. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you? Well, it's a tough day.

It's a complicated day in America where we live. live because it's kind of like the day Ronald McDonald died, God forbid. Or, um... Did he die? Well, you know, it's... No one lives forever. Yeah, that's true. The day Reagan was shot by Triggi Ramirez from the Maryland Manson band.

Uh, the day that, um, Black Monday, right? The big stock thing. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, the stock market crash. The juice is loose. Pearl Harbor. It's like Pearl Harbor.

Yeah. O.J. Simpson has died, which I put on the level of Pearl Harbor. The day when we were sneak attacked, supposedly, the Japanese got a little sneak attack is the story, right? We're still sticking with that. They tricked us. Well, O.J. tricked us into falling in love. O.J. Simpson, dead at, what was he? Help me out here.

76. 76 years young. He looked great, I think. How a lively smile. Famous, most famous for being accused of murdering his wife and her boyfriend, ex-wife and her boyfriend, is a famous trial where he went around in a Bronco and had a lot fun with that. Threaten to... Maybe that's where I learned my moves. You know,

maybe it's had a gun to his head the whole time. Mm-hmm. And people are still mad about this. They got away with it. We got who you got acquitted, whatever. I was reading somebody's comments. People seem... Murderer dead.

A murderer is dead. Which just seems... I think he did it, right? Yeah. The evidence points to it. But it just seems odd that people can't. Like, I mean, according to it, like, think about what a jury saw. Here's the thing.

Yeah, there's a lot of physical evidence, and there's a lot of shenanigans. If I'm, if you're the trial for me, if I'm, you know, if I'm a prosecutor, and I'm sitting there telling them, hey, look, this guy murdered his wife. And then the lead detective, when they asked to be planted evidence, goes, I plead the fifth. I would hope he doesn't get convicted. Like how do you can How does a guy

I mean maybe a mistrial Didn't they also ask him Like if he was like a member Of the Ku Klux Klan or something I don't think it's your next Earlier part maybe yeah But they literally You're gonna answer nothing

Any of my questions He goes yeah Did you put any evidence I plead the fifth I mean Maybe you do a mistrial at that point I don't know I mean but that's the

He got the chance to answer Oh we trapped him You can't trap a clean cop Understand like that You plan any evidence? No, sir. That's what a clean cop says. A cop with no legal encumbrances.

There was also a cop who like brought some bloody shoes home with them or something. Oh, right. That wasn't even him. Yeah, that was another cop. The LA cops were running a wild, fun and wild time for themselves in the 80s and 90s. Just really just setting new frameworks or how cops cooperate, I guess. You know, a lot of people think cops. like, you know, stop crime.

And they were like, no, no, no, we got a whole new thing going on. Check this out. You know? Yeah. And there was a lot of, uh, shenanigans. Mm-hmm. A lot of, uh, misconduct. But seriously, I mean, the glove, the glove didn't fit.

And they had to acquit. I get, I get there's things they did there. How do you expect this guy not to get convicted? I mean, to get convicted in that trial? That's the crazy thing. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we can watch all the, you know, the people, we can, all the TV shows by the people who made American horror story that we want,

even though it was very good, people versus OJ Simpson was a great show, and all the ESPN 30 for 30s, wherever they are. It doesn't matter. Don't ever convict anyone if the lead cop is like, won't say no, did you plan evidence? It's just the lowest bar you have for the cops. The lowest bar judge can have or jury can have for the cops in a murder trial is, did you plan evidence?

No, I did not. It's not that hard. It shouldn't be that hard to answer that. I don't know why people are so... I don't think it's as simple as racism. People want to blame racism. I just feel like people don't... People just don't get

like how... Hirky jerky the whole thing is. Life, the country, the world. The people who run the world. Yeah, well, like the L.A. cops have like a bad record of... Yeah, racial profiling. Sure, no. At that point in history,

It's like, but I don't necessarily think, like, the people who were, like, who were freaking out about him not being found guilty. Yeah. I don't think they were being racist, but, like, they didn't totally understand, like, the whole thread. Yeah. I don't think they were being racist because they wanted him convicted. Yeah.

I just don't know if they understand that it's very possible of a racist cop on club gang. I mean, I do think he did it. I don't even know if the cops were necessarily being racist. What is the answer? I mean, because we know, we know facts. Yeah. We know that they were like, the cops were racist, whether or not they were using their racism on the case. Right.

And we think he did it. So what happened there? They got a little too used to the luxuries of racism. Yeah. Like, you know, they just kind of like, they played fast and loose with a guy who actually had money. There's a scene in primer. There's a really obscure reference, but screw, it's a great budget sci-fi film where you're scrounging for parts. And at one point, the wife got a brand-new fridge.

like two scenes earlier and he starts ripping the cords out to build his machine and they're like hold us up this is not saving us money and I feel like the same way about them with their racism

where it's like in a certain point they were like planting evidence like no he really did it we don't have to frame them it just seems yeah like it just seems like people stop remembering how to do the job properly

because they were so corrupt like in just in a general sense which is you know like that happens sometimes you know you start You find a new lover, you get a new, you know, you get a new, you get a new, you move to a new state, uh, you find a new genre of music that you're into. And you just can't, six months go by and you're bleeding and things are just, it's a, it's a whirlwind. It's really, you have to, you know, it's good to do that once in a while to get, to, you know, lose some blood weight. but you know

and maybe you know just kind of forget some things permanently but you got to move on I mean these cops just stay too long as a party the L.A. cops They were just dancing all night

I mean you were probably they were probably just partying it like I don't know not gay bars but like it was kind of bar like Madonna bars like early 90s like pop bars were like I mean you're hanging out the Viper room maybe

oh yeah I don't think they were let them into the Vipar room but But, like, there's, like, dance party bars. But I don't know if they still exist the same way. And in the 80s, whereas everyone was just like, the old, the disco text turned into them. You think that's, you think cops were waiting online to get into, into those? Why still, why, I imagine the whole thing.

I think it was a lot of it was like overlaps with the shield and the real version, the real version of that, right? I'm not saying these guys. I thought cops always have their own bars. Like, they have cop bars. Those are cops who aren't on the take per se. Or that's like, or the ones who do the do deals in. But I mean, no, I think I think when you start getting

You know, you start teaming up With drug dealers and stuff like that Which I'm not saying these Yeah, but we start getting corrupt Yeah, because you want to go to bars And dance to Madonna Right What's wrong with that?

Mark Furman's just fucking, you know, He's got a shirt off And he's just like, Like a prayer Do, do, do I ever guess he left like OJ's like shoes In his fucking trunk

Like, oh fuck We're ruined So do you? Do you think our cops, do you think our cops get corrupt because they want to go to Broadway shows? Sure. I mean, if you don't think that the NYPD, you know, I don't want to be assassinated in the streets. So I'll just say this. If you don't think they've seen Avenue Q multiple times, you're crazy.

Okay? They love Avenue. What's the other one? what's the big one people love jersey boys they've got every piece of merch and their wife goes to to dinner wearing a jersey boys t-shirt every time Josh Grobin comes out on stage to auction out off a prop oh right's charity they get that proud they get the yeah the barber's blood we were at we were at Sweeney Todd and Josh Grobin starts auctioning it off uh the razor and then people you know these people you know people you know people with money and

like people it was getting a 10 20 grand right yeah i'm not saying like people with money like i know like the you know the british monarchy is in bred and like a lot of people of money are weird but like they just seem like slubs these people there's too many people with 20k to throw the razor a prop razor in this country yeah that like don't even like they just look like it's not even like they're slabs or like they're not dressed like formally they were just wearing Costco clothes and that's how you get rich well then it's not worth it all right I don't know you should if you got 20k to throw with a prop you should have something yeah like what was like a fashion square it's not a fashion plate thing like a pocket square

yeah a well-fitted blazer a well-fitted blazer a well-fitted blazer a cage around your head like a bird cage that's refashioned into a helmet Ooh. Yeah. If I was rich, I would dress very eccentricly. That's true. Yeah. Like, all of these, like, futuristic stories always, like, portray rich people as getting more and more kind of outlandishly fashionable.

Right. That would be awesome. But the real thing is just Jeff Bezos, it was a weird wife. Yeah. Whatever she is. You see that? This cat woman. Why all these women in the 40s, like, stop with the plastic?

I don't know. I mean, I'm not even against people, but why does it always look cat like? it just seems odd that like a certain point when you're perfecting the human face if that's your job you always becomes a cat there's something in our DNA that like the men who fix women turn them into cats we go look at Bezos's girlfriend at the white house you tell me she's not cat these women look like cats look like cats look at her oh yeah she's a cat it's a cute cat but it's a cat no ugly cat she's an attractive cat he's like looking like yeah I got, look at me, I got the goods.

And it's like, you, this is odd. This is a very odd picture. She has great tits. Yeah, no, she's got great. I'm saying that every angle looks like a cat. But yeah, she looks like. But once you got his money, I mean, I'm not saying she's a money grubber, but, you know, he gets in there anything you want, baby.

Well, I want to be a kitty cat. You're right. It's always the same face. It's always the same like, you know, they suck out all your, all your cheek fat. Yeah. And blow up your lips and somehow you become a cat. I don't want to be. one of these people who acts like the rich people are less happy than us, right?

Because it just seems like a thing they tell you. Seems like a cope, yeah. Right. But that being said, a guy like Jeff Bezos is really, like, you would think it was you could buy a little class, though, by a little bit, like, not just, not in class is like not looking insecure. He looks like a little insecure baby. I know he's got a yacht that could buy China or whatever.

His yacht owns China. I don't care. That's a certain point. I can be equally shamed by Jeff Bezos and the guy who, like the guy who works at the deli, who dresses better than me. What's the difference? You might as well work at a deli.

You have better kicks than I do. Oh, J. You know, I, um, I met Cato Cailin once. Cato Cato Cato. Who is Cater? I was going to make a whole lie up, but you don't even know Cato Cailin is.

Who is that? You know, Cato Cato Cic. Look up Cato Cahlin. He's the guy who lived in OJ's house. This, this, you understand this is, this is, this was like, uh, like, what do you know from your childhood? I, I, like, Lion King, this is Lion King to me. And not I'm perfect, but like, this is a lot of, the OJ trial.

Yeah, I know these characters better than I know the Lion King, that's for sure. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. I think I was a little too young for the OJ trial to really get ingrained in my head. Sure. Yeah. I wish I could have, could have been around mentally for it. For the murder? For, you know, for the trial.

What would you have done? I hope you wouldn't have gotten involved. No, I don't think I would have gotten involved. But I would have, I would like to be part of that cultural. If you were in the situation where O.J. Or, quote, unquote, actual killer, like, you're witnessing the murder, like when he's stupid, like, you know, movies that you love, these horror movies. what would you do to try to help Nicole is too is wrong

I don't care Jesus I guess I would I mean I'd do what anybody would do I guess I yeah Well you're hiding in the closet Call some oh you're in the closet Yeah

You know maybe I just My For some reason I know this isn't rational I know that it's not a great idea For someone of my size To strategize this way Sure But for some reason

In emergency situations like that I always imagine myself kind of jumping on the person's back. He's a professional football player. Squeezing their eyes. He's like, what was he, 45, 50 at a point? Yeah. But imagine if one, before he even knows I'm there, I'm on his back and I'm squeezing his eyes.

I could do that because, I mean, like, he could hurt me in that stage. But like, what's he going to do? Throw me over his back? Maybe. But you, yes. Don't try that. He'll throw you so hard that you'll think you're holding his eyes. and all of a sudden you're in a wall.

He'll make quick work of me. Yeah, I was going to say throw something to distract him and then run away and say goodbye, Nicole. People don't get distracted that easily. They do. They do. They have an NPC in a video game. I think they do get distracted.

If you're in the middle of, you know, I'm going to hurt, I'm going to stabby. Well, really people go who through that because it clearly came from over there. No, the idea is you throw the thing. No, no, if you break a window behind him, he's going to look at the window first. He's not like a trained

Whatever And that's when I jump on his back Sure I mean that's what you do Yeah that's fine I would Well I'm hoping a lot In a lot of these situations

I'm also hoping Which this never happens So I shouldn't hope for it But I'm hoping that she maybe snaps out of it And we tag team them together Here's what you should have done Reality when you try to be a hero like that Nobody ever joins that

Here's what you should have done You might have saved her life You pop out of the closet you go, hey, I'm a cop, all right? That's her first move. And you go, and you go, just get out of here. Yeah, you don't escalate. You don't try to, like, meet him on a physical violence level.

You give it out. You go, just get out of here. Stop that. Yeah. Yeah, cut it out. I'm a cop. Try to make it seem like you don't think it's that big of a deal. What's going on?

No one's been murdered yet, so. Right. It's relatively not that big a deal. I mean, once he's, you know, If you come, if you do it after the fact, I'm not sure. You're going to let me go? Yeah, I mean, that would be the move. Hey, hey, hey, I'm a cop.

Try a practice. Hey, I'm a cop. No, but I just do. Hey, hey, hey, I'm a cop. Yeah. Cut it out. Right. Yeah.

Right. Do you think? Yeah. I feel powerful when I do that. Right? Yeah. Anyone can say to her a cop. I mean, it is illegal to do.

I wonder if you go to jail for that. If it somehow it came out, like, like, oh, well, there was a different time before she was, where it was almost happened and Lucy pretended to be a cop. I go, oh, he did that? And you think they're going to, like, applaud you and I put you in jail from person in a cop. I'm a cop.

It's also, it's also maybe the least convincing way to identify yourself as a cop. I'm a cop. He should say police. I'm picturing because you don't have a gun, right? You don't have a cop says anything about a gun. Cops usually sometimes don't even say anything. He just waved a gun around and shoot people. I mean, it's most important as a gun.

So if you don't have the gun, you might as well just try to, like, oh, like, saying it weird in my mind, it's almost like, oh. Do you already pull his gun out? Maybe I missed it. All right? He wouldn't see. I mean, like, you know, like, no one's like police. freeze if he's freeze then it's like you know well where's the gun right but you got give him a directive you're saying I'm a cop hey hey I'm a cop and then and then he's got to be like well

maybe you know maybe they're just at the you know they came from the gym yeah or maybe I'm part of the affair yeah maybe I'm a cop I'm off duty cop who's who's cheating on he's cheating on wives yeah I'm like I'm a cop cuck why am I in the closet in the first place That's a good point. You were, you were going to do this thing. I'm trying to sneak peeks. Yeah, here's a, you're a peep and Tom. Yeah.

Wasn't there also, wasn't there a second card chase with O.J.? Like a reboot? A second car chase. Look up O.J. Simpson's second card. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. When would have it been?

I'm not sure. I thought that there was a second one. After the equivalent of them? Um, his chase him around down. I guess, I guess not. Right.

Um, I thought, I could have, I could have swore I remembered something like that, but maybe it's just, uh, Mandela effect.

Yeah. Was I'm representing, you think Nelson Mandela was involved with this? Yeah. Hey, he didn't count anyone out. We can't stop until the real killer is found. What is the Mandela effect?

I know what the idea is, but what, people think he, some people think he did and say he was in prison or not? Oh, people think he died in prison, right? Well, I'm not exactly, oh, is that it? Yeah. Yeah, I know what the phenomenon is, but I didn't know, I never knew why it was called the Mandela effect. Yeah, because there's a bunch of people who just remember him dying in prison and then, I don't think, but he didn't. And then, um, see, the Barrenstein bear one makes more sense. The Barronstein bear? Yeah. Which one? Well, the whole thing of the Barron, all right, so the Mandela,

The most famous example of me, besides the Mandela, of the Mandela effect, which is basically that, like, a phenomenon when, like, a large chunk of the population seems to remember something one way. Right. When it's not apparently that way. And that people, the Berenstein, I remember as the Berenstain Bears. Me too. But it's the Berenstain Bears.

Okay. See, there you go. This is why I know. I think I have. Oh, God. This is why it's five, this is like a 10-year-old phenomenon. You said you're just realizing, yeah, no, right? I read all of these books.

Yeah. I read, I know, I know this. Yeah. That's, that's creepy. It is, right? You would have cut your hand off. Why would they even be called that? It makes so much more sense for them to be called.

Maybe that's what, maybe that's all the Mandela effect is. It's just when it doesn't make sense, it makes more sense a different way. You think it makes more sense for Mandela to die in jail and then become president of South Africa? At the very least I say it's a subjective opinion. Like, you don't know all my politics.

No, but who would name an imaginary family of bears, a barren stain bears? Apparently the man who wrote them or woman, I don't know, maybe a woman wrote it. But yeah, it's like, no, I mean, I feel like have to have, I mean, people around there, most people are probably like, yeah, were you, what are you going to talk about next? Is it's a dress blue or gold? Yeah. You know, that's how old this fucking thing. Yeah. But no, but like, yeah, I mean, Lucy's mind is, because that's the thing.

people think they know what the Mandela effect is and they blow it off but now you're realizing that we're part of it like you know or just a simulation or some kind of a sex game yeah like sex like some kind of like virtual reality porn I gotta say that freed me the fuck out

it still doesn't seem like that big of a deal what the Barronstein well it makes sense that some people would breed it up the Barinstein bears no sure people aren't like doing terrorism over it yeah I don't know what you thought we didn't mean by a big deal or not it's just like wow this is this is

trippy right it's kind of thing you do when you're high right you talk about that and uh and like instead and it's not like you know it's not if we fix that gaza's not going to be better right it's not it's not like it's not like gaza's happening yeah the first guy who ever explained i guess the reason i'm having this of existential crisis is because the first guy who ever explained the mandela effect to me was like convinced that it it did indicate something nefarious like that it was like it was about that it was about reprogramming the population intentionally, basically. Oh, okay. Which I think is a version of it.

I don't know. Sure. Well, I mean, what's more, yeah, to what end? Yeah, right. Just. I mean, it seems like, it seems like the least important. It seems like especially like America, which I don't think everything is about America, but a lot of, you know, we, for the 20th century was, we were the big boy.

And I feel like Mandela wasn't that big a deal to us. It was a big deal. They had a concert, right, for South Africa. Yeah. People knew where we were. But it wasn't like, hey, like, if we convinced that Mandela died in jail, then people would be like people who are whatever. Yeah.

They keep eating their slim gyms and their cheeseburger big bites, right? Their slurps. Everything is 7-11 they eat. Yeah, it's like it would seem more concerning to me if anyone, And like are any of these people who Saudi died in jail in South Africa? Like are areas of just Americans who weren't that paying that close attention? I want to start a thing. It's called the Feldman effect.

And is that you know, Corey Feldman used to be Chinese. He's the older Chinese. He did? Yeah, well, I'm a lie about it. Oh, okay, yeah. No, that's good. Yeah. I want to get it going and see if I can get it going.

And Corey Feldman, who used to be a great child and young adult actor, and then he's gone crazy. It used to be a Chinese man. Yeah. And now he's no longer a Chinese man. How do I get this working? How do I make money off this? How do we get a pyramid scheme or something of the NFT?

You can make an NFT? Like, you know, can I get an Asian artist to commission them to make a Chinese rendition of Corey Feldman in one of those movies in the Goonies? Um, you know, uh, deep fake. Just deep, well, I, I think deep fake requires you to do something, though. You can't just say deep fake. Hey, deep fake, he's Chinese. It doesn't work that way.

Hey, hey, deep fake, you're being, your mind. Hey, deep fake, your husband's dead. What? Just kidding. I said deep fake first. Um, any other thoughts on O.J. Simpson? I mean, I got a ton. I mean, I love to have played football with them.

Um, his dream team was it cracked, you know, I mean, look, those guys, I mean, um, they invented DNA. Like, the idea, like, Jurassic, here's an interesting question. Would Jurassic Park exist if it wasn't for the O.J. Simpson trial? I'm not sure. I'm sure. Was there actually like a huge leap forward in DNA? It was probably the public's first awareness of DNA. You know it's a weird thing now?

I was like, I'm just going to break it down. That was a joke because of course it would have been. The movie came out in 94. They couldn't have made that movie, you know, in time for it to be inspired by OJ trial. The trial wouldn't have happened yet. But that being said, so. Jurassic Park is very much about DNA, right? Cloning the dinosaurs, Mr. DNA.

And then you have the O.J. Simpson trial, which is all about DNA. It seems like there might have been some agenda to get us into DNA. I don't know why, but it became a very popular thing in that year or two. Everything was about DNA. Yeah, I mean, that's a good, that's a good observation. I'm not saying I have the answers, but I think the other guy with Ross Tyson, you know, we should ask him.

They're a scientist. What's asking them? Why do you guys want us to love DNA so much? Right. Like, this woman died just so like we can learn DNA? It's even like a movie tying or something. But if all of the... Okay.

Yeah. Here's a great thing we could spread. Sure. DNA. DNA. DNA is faith. I mean, maybe it is. I mean, the idea of this is just one chain, amino acid chain.

Let's just put that out there. I mean, look, what's more crazy? Flat Earth or DNA? DNA is like this winding. Look up what DNA is. It's dino nucleic acid. It's a deoxia ribidinucleic acid, abbreviate DNA. It's the molecule that carries genetic information

for the development and function of an organism. Now, I thought that there's all sorts of genes. Are there 26 genes? More. I thought that's chromosomes. Maybe you're right. There's all sorts of genes.

So there's different types of DNA. Yeah, look how colorful it is. It looks like spaghetti spirals made up. Supposedly, the guys who discovered it, just every while they were on acid. Oh, freaking in Watson? So we can, you know. Are they really on acid?

Uh When is he getting discovered? Let's see if that's true I thought I got discovered earlier than that Like we're at least conceptualized Is it Watson and Frick? Yeah, I think so Discovered

Where Watson and thick And on acid when they discovered You're writing crazy stuff Crick or Crick No There's even a superior Law you've made up Nobel Prize genius Crick was high on LSD

when he discovered the secret of life. They're making it sound like he, like he, no, well, whatever. Yeah, the Nobel Prize winning father in modern genetics was under the influence of LSD when he first deduced the double helic structure of DNA nearly 50 years ago. Yeah, because he made it up. Or because he just was, he was the weaker of the pair. Yeah.

No, but just, Watson was really doing all the work. Yeah, he's just, oh, shit. I'm seeing double. No, it's double helix. Right. We should get some double down burgers. It's a chicken sandwich, first of all. You're not even helping.

Just sit down. Yeah, I think that genetics probably exists to some extent. I think that it's possible that our parents give us, you know, some kind of genetic information. but I think DNA is a myth. I think it's a lie. I think it's some kind of like a... It's like a Pokemon situation.

It's just like, all these different genes. Like, honestly, doesn't it seem weird to you? Oh, we've mapped the genome. All these genes do these different things. It's what Pokemon do. I think they think we're stupid. I think they think we're weak. I think they think they can tell us anything.

They won't believe it. DNA is just... It's a fairy tale. So we stop asking about, you know, what do Pond Chemicals up to? Who are they molesting, right? Yeah. Where are they dropping their bombs? True.

Right? Yeah, that's great. Hey, why are we, uh, why, why isn't Cory Feldman Chinese anymore? Here's DNA. If DNA is real, then how come Corey Feldman used to be Chinese? Yes. That's, I mean, That's, no one wants to answer those questions because they all, they all saw 9-11 happen

and they were like, wow, that could be me. I better, I better act right. I better stop asking questions. I saw that and like, what are they going to do? Do it twice? And they did. But I mean, you know, but they conceptual twice. And they didn't.

That's a weird thing. There was one 9-11. And then there's the shoot thing. Right. You realize that there was the 9-11, I mean, if you count America, not the world. Like, you know, the physical space of America. the world had like, you know, September. They're always on dates, right?

Yeah. July 7. Jeez, horrible things always happen on dates. 7-7, 10-7, right? It's like always a day. It's never like May, May 19th. You know what?

That's a great point. They did start applying a date to everything recently. I saw an article recently that tried to make the date of the Oklahoma city bombing happen. But I've never. heard it referred to you as just as the date but you can't remember the date even when they said it i've always referred to i've always heard it referred to as the oklahoma city bombing for all i know that shit could have happened in march but they're like what the road but there was some article that was like the road to april 19th oh wasn't that what i said um or you're just being

impressionable maybe i'm maybe i'm being impressionable but i think it was like april or something wow if i if i called that out that that would that that would tell you something yeah Look, I'm like, why would say fake DNA? Yeah. Wait. April 19th. Is that what I just said? Maybe.

I'm not sure. You don't listen to my talk. Wow. I think I did say April 19th. Whether I say 20, 22nd? I'm not sure. I'm not going to check. I'm going to see what I said 19th.

I have power. All right. I'm not a mentalist, right? I'm one of these tools. We're like, oh, you know, what number are you thinking of? I don't care. I care about, you know, why they, why are they giving us this DNA business? I mean, what, what, what, what, there is, there is definitely a implied, like, logic of, like,

we want people to feel like we got all wrapped up. Now, we know what the genome is, and we're looking at all the genes. And this, this rat poison doesn't do anything. It's fine. Give it you a kid. Right? Like, if someone got, it's, look, a lot of industrial, like, stuff. Your fluoride is in drinking water

What does it do? I don't know Is it bad for you? Some people think so So I don't think I've fixed your teeth But you know where it comes from It's like an industrial byproduct of I forget what? Water cell or something

No, it was something But the point is Now somebody goes, hey, we got this industrial waste That's good for your teeth I don't know, man You seem like you're a guy who makes industrial waste But you go, I don't know if I also have mapped The genomes

Then you're like, oh this guy seems like he's at least as a hobby into this the body right hey we've met the genome over here I know where all the genes go well now you're more willing to drink his weird fluoride right there's industrial waste yes and yeah it's the same reason the guy

wears a bow tie right when he's really just something like you know guy who the guy who murdered jack kennedy he's wearing a bow tie he's probably one of these army videos you know telling you how I like to I'm losing the thread here no i get it yeah like they got a they got a pose as like experts and everything right so that they

yeah so that's your motive that that's why dna would be not a thing now you know what i'm saying why would you put this into a movie like Jurassic Park you couldn't have Jurassic Park and just had be like you know hey where these dinosaurs came from I found them don't worry about it what you want to open your dinosaur park I got it I got a little dinosaurs Don't worry. I found the eggs. They're mine. I bought the island.

Wait, wait. I have a dinosaur park, and what you're interested in is, is how, how, how, wearing out the dinosaurs? Yeah. Why don't you just come to the park and enjoy yourself? Right. Why do everyone got to be like, where are I get my own? No, you don't get your own. You come to the park.

This is, like, these kids could have been written into the script, and instead they made up DNA. Like, hey, uh, well, look, we, we, we, we, I mean, honestly, it does seem crazy that we find, that we find, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, look, I get a fly, a mosquito could bite a dinosaur's ass, right? And then while it still has this blood pumping through its mouth, it immediately lands in amber or in sap, and that sap turns to amber. And that happened just thousands of times perfectly. I mean, I know there's a lot of things in life. One of the things they teach you in school is how many things there are.

And there's tons of flies and mosquitoes. So I guess it could have happened. But it just seems weird It's just like Oh, we have one of every dinosaur Because all these mosquitoes Was landing in sap As soon as they bit a dinosaur on the ass

Oh yeah, every biology teacher Loves to tell you about how easily Bugs could take over the world If they, you know, weren't morons They might have and day But they are more I think being a bug makes you a moron Yeah

And they want to take that away These are the people though These biology teachers are the ones Who are complicit in this DNA shit Oh, you know You're really not much better than a bug By the way I'm kind of interested you in this DNA book

where you're going to learn how we're going to frame you for murder I mean, it's how they keep getting these killers, right? Yeah. There's 23 in me shit? Because they tell you, you sent a letter in and you go, hey, who is my dad? This guy.

And by the way, now we have you for a murder. We have your uncle, right? So it usually happens. Usually some slob uncle who hasn't been paying gifts. Right. Always give gifts to the kids. Also, they'll rat you out. Imagine giving your nephew a 23-and-me-subscription.

First-season subscription. I think you pay for the things. I don't know what you say. A 23-and-me kit for his birthday. Then you end up getting arrested for... I mean, that's on you. Yeah. I don't think they sell it as a kid's gift.

I think it's just more like, hey, I want to do 23-me. Oh, cool. Give you your credit card. We'll send you a packet and you fill it and you use it. It's not really framed as a gift. It's like a swab. I would want it to be a gift. I would have wanted to be coming a little box.

Sir, it doesn't, I just want you to know, I mean, how old's your nephew? Because it's not like a gift box. It doesn't have, like, dinosaurs on it. It doesn't say, like, you know, it's not cool. It just kind of looks like a rape kit, but it goes to your mouth. Right. I guess they can do, well, whatever. I'm not going to mention that.

I'm a salesman. But, yeah, if you want to buy it, we'll sell it to you. I'm just imagining, like, a mall, I'm imagining, like, a mall Santa giving out, giving out free $23 and $3. me, Kess? DNA is real. Yes, Anna, okay. I mean, I would love, why, look,

even if it is real, why do we accept it, but we didn't accept the, you know, the pandemic stuff? You really want to keep going hard on this DNA isn't real. No, I'm just saying, if that can be vague,

why isn't DNA? DNA sounds ridiculous. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it does sound crazy. They've been saying it for a long time. It's kind of like the way, like, people should have in Scientology you go, why are you showing on the Bible?

It's like, well, I've been just saying that longer, but you're making, or even the Mormons, your thing starts in like 1850. It just seems weirder, like, you know, it would be a thing. And it's kind of like that. It's like, they've been saying DNA for a long time, the word DNA. So people just kind of accept it because the OJ trial.

Yeah, I mean, I could see a situation where maybe, like, DNA is real-ish, but it's, but it's not nearly as conclusive as they make it out to be, but it gives you just enough leverage to, like, you know, railroad somebody. Why would you start off with the world is flat and not, like, DNAs? I mean, like, it seems like a much harder thing. Oh, we didn't go on the moon and the world is flat, but, like, DNA's real. Seems odd.

So I'm just saying. Yeah, like, that's the thing they're actually using to control you. What? If anything, is DNA. Yeah. Yeah. Telling you, you know, who Kim Kardashian's parents are. Right.

Who my dad is. All this stuff. Yeah. Tell you who you're related to, telling you, telling the activists that they're related to slave owners? Oh, yeah. And they'll be like, well, like, oh, is it possible that, like, Thomas Jefferson did this and this was slaves?

And they say, no, because they, uh, whatever, you know? They try to use it to exonerate people. Yeah. Thomas Jefferson did everything, everything they say. Yeah. It's terrible, man. It's a real disgusting freak. Hey, we found links between, uh, Galileo and, and screech.

Right, yeah, just trying to degrade great men. by relating them to Screech. Yeah. Who sadly died young. Yeah. But, you know, I don't think he would claim that he has some great life to envy. Yeah. He made some bad choices financially.

I think he would see how dismal it would be for Galileo to be. I don't think he would, I, like, Screech didn't seem like the most, like, guy I want to hang out with. I think he was a little bit, like, delude, not delusional, but, like, you know, it's hard to be a child star and it all falls away, and then you try to keep it going. and desperate. But that being said, you know, fans are lending them money and he just, you know, doesn't pay him back. It's kind of gross. And then what did he do?

Did he start, like, you started doing porn or something? He just in porn, but it wasn't good, no one liked it. Yeah. And it's just any diet you got cancer or something. And so, I don't, but that being, I do think if you ask him, you think Galileo deserves to live like you, he's like, no. Like I did that guy, I mean, I'm not an educated man, but Galileo is one of the big ones, right?

name? What did he discover? Gravity? Galileo was the, you know, that the earth rotates around the sun. I thought it was Copernicus. But I think Galileo proved it more. Right. Right. It was like apparently, yeah, they always mixed those two up. I think Appernicus came first. No, yeah, sure. Yeah. Whatever cares. It's not like my bottom line, is it? It's not even real. Yeah.

The sign doesn't exist. Shut up. What else we got going on? Japan has come out and said, what's going on with this story? The Japanese prime minister came over and made a speech in front of Congress, where he kind of called into question, our confidence a little bit. Our confidence?

Yeah. Was he like a men's rights activist or a pickup artist? You're fighting pussy on pedestal. Those simps. Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kashita asserted in an address to a joint meeting of Congress on Thursday that his country stands with the U.S. at a time when history is at a turning point. Kashita said the U.S. held a certain reputation decades ago

that shaped the international order and champion freedom and democracy. You believe that freedom is the oxygen of humanity. The world needs the United States to continue playing this pivotal role and the affairs of nations. And yet, as we meet you. Oh, you take over. How about you? Why can't you handle it?

Yeah. All right, you sneak attack us. I mean, you got the nukes. It was kind of a draw, I guess. We won the war. But, like, you know, you did very well in the 80s, right? If you watched any, we did any science fiction in the 80s, you guys were going to be the thing and didn't quite work out like that because of China, I guess.

But still, Japan's, and they're telling us, why about you handle it? Yeah. I mean, do they have an army? I know for a long time, we wouldn't let them. I think we kind of eased up on that. Yeah. Yeah, like, that should have been your cue. That should have been your cue that we're not going to, we don't care anymore.

Right. Hey, remember the whole thing where like, oh, we'll protect you, but you can't, like, have an arm. And we stopped doing that. Because we got, we got fat. Right. America got fat. you believe that freedom is the oxygen of humanity i have never heard that and yet as we meet here today i detect an undercurrent of self-doubt among some americans about what your role in the

world should be oh you want us to oh wait you want a more confident in america i don't know i mean we can get real confident i don't if you remember i think they've seen how confident i don't have you remember the early 2000s like we're watching a lot of scrubs back then that show scrubs remember yeah and bling 812 and you also and we're bombing iraq for no reason and then just and just invading it and then uh i was afghan there's afghaniqs every 20 years remember that that's we've torturing people yeah remember oh i thought you were going back even further oh we can you went you know uh japan experienced a little bit of american confidence.

With the nukes, you mean? Yeah. We brought up, yeah. Imagine if I brought up twice the conversation. And again, I hate it brings up twice with the nukes. Oh, I thought you were breaking it up Pearl Harbor before. No, I said, and they, and then the nukes, like, I evened out. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

No, but it would be really indelicate if, like, if Biden got there and just five times referenced, we knew Japan. Look, when we get chomph and we drop bombs in Japan. Maybe this is one of those, maybe this is one of the guys who liked it. Look, I mean, I must say. is wrong it's just it's kind of like why does he want

by me is it a shot of Biden I'm not sure I mean I maybe yeah I mean it seems like we're sending a lot of weapons to Israel yeah so they can bomb Gaza with them doesn't seem confident

yeah do they think we they say we need like you know stand up to Israel yeah maybe I'm maybe I don't know I want you about your business, Japan. Look, it's like a little brother's syndrome. Yeah.

Like, I don't like America, but you can't talk about it. Um, I, yeah, who asked him? I mean, honestly, who asked this guy? I guess we did invite him. What is this? What is this thing? Is the UN thing? Yeah, but we don't have, the UN doesn't have like, hey, what do you think of America

Day? No, no, this is in Congress. Oh, it's in Congress. All right, we, that's, that's just, that's a dick. I mean, honestly, if you look, if you go, if you go, the Japan. And you don't bring it, like, and you go to someone's house, you don't bring them the right kind of orange, they get offended.

You know, if you don't bow a certain way, you call them Sempai or whatever, or shit, right, right, right, son. You say San instead of Koon, right, or like, you know, Lucy Koon, whatever, I forget the, there's grammatical things. They get very offended if you don't use the right one. Yeah. Which is their prerogative. But they think they just come to

come to, I would invite you to Congress. Hey, you guys really, uh, you guys suck. You used to be great and now you suck. I'm saying for your own good. Yeah, I thought you were supposed to give us a chrysanthemum and a sword. Yeah, maybe he did. Yeah, maybe he also did that. But I feel like it ruins the gift if you also say, by the way, you were drinking a problem.

You don't go and bring your mom like a fucking, like a nice, nice egg, like a porcelain egg, right? Something nice, a Yankee candle company, you can't, one of those scented candles, those $100 ones. Yeah, you don't go, you know, you know, Shelby. your mom's on your birthday and get her a Yankee candle and say, hey, stop drinking so much. You really, you really letting yourself go there with the drinking. You almost hit a kid, my kid. You leave that for the day after the birthday. We're these jerks.

Kashita said that this is happening when the world is at history's turning point and freedom and democracy are currently under threat around the globe. I feel like it was a while ago. I think he's already turned. whatever, we're going. Climate change is causing natural disasters. We're not going to do anything. Oh, plant a tree. Give us a bunch of bonsai trees.

We'll find them. A confident America doesn't do anything about climate change. Right. This is what confidence is. You know, shoves it off onto the Chinese to deal with. Yeah. And we fuck, you know, women or men. We have sex.

We have orgies. Yeah. I don't know. Climate change is causing natural disasters and technology such as artificial intelligence is advancing. What? Wait, what do you say? Where are your robot girlfriend?

Wait, what do you say? Repeat that? Technology such as artificial intelligence is advancing. So you're saying it's like an universally bad thing? I mean, I agree, but like, you know, it doesn't seem like something you can bring up at Congress. Anyway, the AI's doing pretty good. What's your point?

Yeah. Bitcoin looking really nice and what's what's these non fungible tokens I lost a lot of money I bought board eight but now it's dropping in value Mr. Beast

is as doing all kinds of things on his channel he's kind of always comes to like my country and buys and buys people wells have you seen some of the sets Mr. Beast builds it's insane for his videos they're I gotta say they're impressive

He seems to be an associate bat, though. He seems to be a real problem of a person. I think I'm much more worried about him and any politician. Candice Owens and Ben Shapiro are fighting. Yeah. This is his crazy time in the world. This guy's just a real jerk. Um, so whatever.

He's just saying stuff. He's kind of just saying stuff here. You can say whatever, you can say whatever you want. What was your plan? Thanks. What's your plan? Yeah. Japan.

Is there anything else here? Has he? Uh, They say, that being said, I'd love to take you home tonight. They're just thanking us. You know, that being said, I could, if you don't tell anybody, I would, I would, I would let you, I would let you go down with me. He continued, I am here to stay, I am here, he continued, I am here to say that Japan is already standing shoulder to shoulder with the United States. You are not alone.

We are with you. I don't think it helps us. Yeah. I mean, I, look, I feel like if we go to war with China for. instance i mean like is you paying me how helpful they're right there you know i mean it's like it's like france and the nazis it's like it's just i mean japan i hope hope come on realistically we need to be allies with like um Norway or like austral or new zealand so much further away yeah that's a further you don't think so um i mean in Norway you think Norway is gonna no they're

useless but I'm just saying like yeah but I'm just well maybe look I guess if you if you're at war with a country having a country that's closer like Britain in World War II was good they think in front of it that's how we keep going that's America's all gimmick it's just like you be you be closer you're closer well we'll give you weapons we'll sell them to you yeah sell them yeah yeah we'll know we'll look at all right and then um and then yeah and then after a while and once they once they've kind of, like, fall to each other for a while. You come in like the big, like the big Yankee candle salesman and start dropping nukes.

That's right. I love Japan, but this makes no sense to me. What are we going? We are, like, oh, yeah, next story. I don't know, but probably not. And Mike Pence said anything? Does any of these Republicans bring, like, open their mouths for this? You know, they booed Biden during the State of the Union

When he's like, I gave kids food They're like, what's in the food? And this guy's like, your country's shit. You're like, yeah, you're right. They should have been booing them. Get out of here. Take your oranges, your chrysanthemums. This is an interesting paragraph.

You said, we arrived in the fall of 1963, and for several years my family lived like Americans. My father would take... It's so racist. My father would take the... Subway to Manhattan where he worked as a trade official, we rooted for the Mets. If I went to Japan, so I'd live like, I'd live like Japanese people. Oh, they wouldn't like that.

They wouldn't like that at all, would they? I went, I went to Fujitsu Stadium. I went to, I went to the place where Dragon Bullsie happened. They would lose their fucking mind. And we ate hot dogs at Coney Island. Enough. Hacks. Yeah, get out of here.

Once you're going to have a great spire while you're at it. That would you. If he said he went to Randazzo, Don't tell people about Randazos. Can you that? No, it was very good clam. I don't want to see when I'm gatekeeping. What's it called?

Which one? Randazos. Randazzo. Give him a plug at least. Yeah. Go Rondazzo's. Hey, Hey, sir.

Why didn't you go to Rondazos clown bar? Is that that that far from Coney Island? I didn't know. It was around a long time. A hundred years. But we tried to go in. I don't want to slander randazzo's like that. No, every time we go there, they let us in when they fell us.

Even very late. Yeah. So don't try to pull that shit. Oh, we try it. It's busy. I don't think so. I've gone very late. They served us.

Stupid Coney Island. Hot dog asshole. What was the Thursday? The rest also marked the first joint meeting with a foreign meeting with a foreign leader since speaker Mike Johnson took the gavel oh they do a good job they gavel they hit the hammer cares they're acting like oh they piss and shit himself why's that thing whatever move on yeah oh this story it's kind of a spooky story uh Wisconsin woman and slender man stabbing will remain in

psychiatric hospital after release petition tonight you kind of mumbled a slender man stabbing slender man stabbing what's a classic slender man stabbing you don't know what a classic slender man stabbing is no please it's not like it's not like a bricone allen hot dog you know what the slender man is right i remember that there was this video game called slender man and the kids were like supposedly killing themselves because of it or other people oh was it a video game i thought it was a meme just like a oh i think it was both i think it was like one of those creepy pasta things that there's a slender How creepy pasta means? Creepy pasta.

You know, like kind of little, like not really fully fleshed out stories, but like little kind of, you know, scary stories. Okay. That kids circulate around the internet. So it's like just some guy raped a kid. Creamy pasta. Terrible. It's like a little snack.

It's like it doesn't really make sense because pasta isn't a snack. It's more of like a meal. It shouldn't be a snack. Yeah. That's it. You have a weight problem. do that. No, it shouldn't,

it's kind of a problem, though. It's like, it shouldn't be, it's like, it's like, hey, I love this, describing what you do

the children and, and, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, um,

violently, but we'd lose the story. I just want, I just want you to tell me, like, this, oh, this woman was,

you know, murdered in the, in the, in the vagina. Through the vagina. But you don't think it's creepier if, if, if another,

if a girl, killed another girl because the slender man told her to? As opposed to what? Like she stole her, um, her Dr. Pepper lip bomb. What was kids do? Yeah, yeah.

Look, no one likes the idea that like, because people, people like to live in this narrative that like, it's not, again, it's one of the things that overlaps like, quote unquote racism or whatever, but it's not,

it's, it's more core to that. But sometimes it sometimes comes out that way and people, people accuse you be, it's like people are very comfortable going, and like, oh, like, this kind of violence only happens in this neighborhood, right? Like, oh, it happens in the ghetto or whatever, or these bad neighborhoods. Oh, we're like, you know, we move on the suburbs, it won't happen.

We know that's not true. And, like, you know, it only happens in the cities or it only happens in like, you know, whatever. People will, like, when they're scared, they love to rationalize something. And there's nothing more unrationalizable than, like, my kid, you know, did because a phantom drawing told her to. Right. You can't move away from that. Yeah. You can't, you know, you can't make enough money to, like, send your kid to get lobotomized.

Like, like, the Kennedy kid. You know what I mean? It's one of those things you can't really. So that's why it's Slender Man such a valuable property. Yeah. That's a good point. Thank you. The Wisconsin woman who, at age 12, said she stabbed a sixth grade classmate nearly to death

to please the online horror character Slender Man will stay in a psychiatric hospital after a local judge denied her request for release with conditions. Why did she want to please Sunderman? What's so cool about him? Well, he's a haunting. Yeah, he brainwashes you. No, but he doesn't exist. We know he doesn't exist.

So she's not brainwashed by Sunder Man. He's a fake thing. Yeah, well, apparently... Are you not sure? You think he might be real? Well, he is very tall. He's not anything. He's a drawing.

He's about seven feet tall. I'm just saying what girls, you know, some girls go crazy. It's always a pudgy little ones who want the tallest man. Yeah. Stop it. They're not going to use you as a basketball. He was not going to let you ride him around like a pony. Yeah.

I feel like on some level that's what they're imagining. Yeah. They just don't know anything. They read these stupid books like Twilight and where it's just like the tall, it's like bad lives, the tall man and the handsome man fought for the girls of he was tall and he was handsome and you know yeah that's all it is these writers are too busy trying to you know flap your meat uh while they're while they're writing these stupid y a porn books they forget they don't use a thesaurus they're just or just or think of anything other

descriptor except the height and we're with a tall vampire cares um what's my point um oh But why would you want to please him is my point? Because, I mean, look, why do people write love letters to Ted Bundy? They want to get their effect. But it's like she didn't say I wanted him to fuck me, right? Yeah. Or fall in love with me. I wanted to please him.

Like he was like, she's like, like she's some kind of Renfield character. Yeah. Like just serving Dracula. It just seems to be a very servile way to be a killer. If you get kill people, how do you kill people? How do you kill a person and not even be like the. The driving force of your own weird, like, you're, you're, you're, like, it's not self-aggrandizing. It's, it's thunderman aggrandizing.

Right? Yeah. Like, how do you kill someone for someone? It's, yeah, that's true. I mean. The whole point of killing someone is to feel powerful. Well, look, I think some people think it's romantic to kill for. Have you done this?

Have you done this? Have you done, Lucy, have you done a slenderman killing? No, but I. could see like I could see very sympathetic I can't I could not see doing this sure okay but I could you see yourself having done it already having little fantasies maybe about me and slender man kind of frolicking through the night woods together like you know it so you want to fix slender man you look at a phantom a tall phantom you like to fix him do you think like I'll do this one killing then, like, you know, then I can convince them a, like, you know,

is that a net positive kind of situation? Yeah, or, like, I'll try to only kill people who kind of deserve it. And then, like, yeah. So you're like the Dexter of the Sunder Man universe. Yeah. Equally dumb. Equally is dumb. In January, Morgan Geiser, now 21, requested early release, or whatever.

The scale tips in favor of the public and it tips the way by clear and convincing evidence Or instead, citing the standard under Wisconsin law. So the person who killed someone is not going to get in released. That's the end of the story?

Yeah, she's not getting released. Good. I think they nailed this one. No, don't let her go. Okay, here's a little bit of the back story. Geyser and Anisa Wire were 12 in 2014 when they lured Peyton Loitner

to Waukesha Park after a sleepover. Geyser stabbed Loitner repeated well, why are egged her on? Wow, these girls are nasty. Yeah, no, no, these are terrible girls.

Yeah. I would not, no, don't let them out. They're stupid. They're not even cool. Well, they wouldn't be cool to kill someone, but like, it's so much less cool to be like, oh, a ghostmates do it. Yeah. I have no respect for ghosts.

I don't understand why people are afraid of ghosts. Like, even if they're real, like, they're not, but if they were, it's like, all right, well, you're a ghost. What are you, open my window? Yeah. Never. Yeah, the idea that a ghost can, convince you to do anything.

Oh, it's creaking. So what? What am I, well, so I'm pissing. Who cares? Oh, when I go to the bathroom, and I'm piss of creaks. Checkmate.

Fucking ghosts. Stupid. I'm sick of them. Sorry, I know you're very into ghosts. I wouldn't say I'm really into ghosts, but, you know, I,

I can see it. I could probably, of all the supernatural things, I could probably see ghosts the most. Like, yeah. You try to do a little rhyme here? When somebody, when people tell me their ghost stories, like their stories about seeing a ghost, I often find them like semi-believable.

Like, even though I've never seen a ghost. No. Have you seen DNA? You've never seen a ghost. No, I've never seen DNA or ghosts. Good point. And you would have seen a ghost by now. haunt me i mean i've i've been around a lot of dead people yeah um brutally murdered people

i'm not going to describe them because i respect for the dead maybe that's why i don't screw it me can i respect for the dead you know and you know i don't i don't describe dead you know murdered victims to people on the radio right i'm like oh this happened whatever very vague yeah i'm not giving you people's names not i'm not upsetting the dead You people just run fast and loose. Did you ever want a ghost to maybe? Did you ever want to maybe see a ghost? No, I don't know why you'd want to be friends of a ghost.

Why don't you be friends of like a baseball player or a guy in a circus? Anything, a historian. All these things you can fantasize about. And everyone just keeps writing stories about ghosts and vampires and stupid ghouls. I'm going to start writing Y-A novels for women. or young girls, whoever reads YAA novels. And it's just going to be like, I met a guy, my own age-appropriate guy,

who's really into history. And we started talking about history a lot. And I pretend to like history to get close to him. And then at some point he realized that I didn't know anything about the Roman Empire. And he ghosted me. He told me to kick rocks, bitch. Yeah.

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Splenderman. Splenderman. All right, thank you.