Kump - Ep. 169 Man on Fire

Episode Date: April 21, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss extreme protest methods, historical beatings, the surveillance state, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to come. Hi, everybody. Hello, Lucy. Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm just so good. I'm so good. why are you so good I don't have a follow up

what is what is going on how is the world I haven't paid attention much I've been busy making my gondoms that's right yeah you've been getting into

Gundam models it's just the only glue Gundams are like little robots yeah they're robots but they're small for me I'm working on a model That's all I have to say about that I don't want this to become the Gundam show

But I'm making robots now And as the world burns So enjoy that Do you feel like it's a hard time To be making Gundam models I really envy like people Who were making Gundam models Which again are like Japanese mecha robots

You know in the 90s or the 2000s When like you listen to like Carlos Santana Play with Rob Smith from blink 182 or whatever it was the smooth song you know just like everything was fine yeah we're bomb not if you were in iraq if you were in iraq if you were in iraq it wasn't fun but it was a lot fun over here we were less it's just like the ocean under the moon it's the same as it you know it's just it's really a fun time you tried to you you tried to hard sell me on smooth by santana Well, it's just, I just, in passing, told you, like, I don't, you know, particularly love the song, but you and you were just.

I was trying to get you into the feeling. Look, we're in a decline, all right? That's nothing wrong with that. You know, the Great Depression was a decline, but everyone brags about being a part of it, right? No, people can't wait to tell you they live through the Great Depression. But everyone, what would everyone do when they're there? Oh, the boomers ruined it. Oh, I can't afford the house.

My kid died of starvation. Oh, I live through the Great Depression. Want to buy me a drink? Yeah, that's going to be everyone in 50 years. I live through the Great Starvation of 2000. What years is? 24. Want to buy me a pixly soda or whatever?

A pixel whiskey? Whatever's going to be a future drink. Pixel whiskey. It's like whiskey, but it just looks like. looks digital. It's still whiskey. It's just the little thing with the glass where it looks like it's digital. Let's get this little mosaic of artifacting.

That does sound cool. Yeah, honestly, look, flying car. Where's my flying car? That's the whole refrain, right? With sci-fi and like, you know, oh, it's a 20-24, why don't I have a flying car? Just give me a pixel whiskey and I'll be happy. Can't make that happen? Pixel whiskeys?

I saw something recently that said flying cars might be a thing soon. No, they won't. I mean, they can invent them, but like, what? They're going to, people are, people can't, like, get behind a friggin toilet carola without, you know, like slamming into a child. They're going to drive a flying car. Here it is. The New Yorker are flying cars finally here.

And it's clearly some kind of military thing. Yeah, no, it's clearly going to drop. It's clearly defoliating when there was beneath it. Yeah. It's just, it's just there to drop, like, fucking Agent Orange on, like, a family farm. That doesn't look good. Because it's not licensed. That doesn't look friendly

But the New Yorker wants us to pay for this For their fake photo Go to hell, New Yorker Getting paygated for their fake photo Flying cars are coming Here's how they could change the way you travel You're going to die That's how it's going to change it

You're not going to get there You're going to end up You're going to meet the devil Say hello to Satan Because you got in a flying car What do you talk With this drone technology I'm not trusting a drone technology

They're using the same It looks like a drone It's a big drone Yeah It's like one of those things That kids like flies over Like their teenage neighbor's house I'm not a kid like a guy

It's one middle-aged guy Flies over his babysitter's house Trying to snoop I'm gonna get inside one of those No sir I mean maybe if you shrunk me down See, I don't mind it. I don't mind drone technology.

But if you get that Rick Moranus machine, you know, Rick Moranus, enemy of the show. Yeah. I've accused him of tax fraud on Twitter. Lightly. And I don't think he likes it. I think he's up, he's up on the Upper West Side somewhere last time I heard, getting clobbered by people.

He got, like, brained outside of some building on the Upper West Side, I think, a couple years ago. Wow, you're really trying to provoke him. I would love that Rick Moranis came back into the public eye just to fight with you. I would love it. I mean, he's like, it wasn't even fighting. Why you got to be so mean? Yeah.

What's the problem here? I didn't get him of my kids. Oh, boom, boom. Shut up. I saw that movie Big Daddy. Wasn't that good? A big bully, whatever it was. Him and Tom Arnold.

Moon Rock, he rattled on Tom Arnold. Don't you know this movie, Big, Big, Big, Big Bullie? I've never heard about it. He ratted out Tom Arnold for stealing the moon rock. Oh. And so they're both teachers, like, years later. And Tom Arnold, like, you know, assault him. It's a documentary.

Anyway, point is, welcome to the show. I mean, do you think, what is this future? What is this? Is this the flying cars? Read this to me. I can't read. On December 28th of last year, the Chinese firm, Ehang. Oh, we're going to trust the Chinese firm Ehang.

It's a great start. Yeah. No, this is great. For guides to driving your flying car, trust the Chinese firm, Ehang. Step one. Yeah, this definitely won't be the kind of thing where you can, like, choose where you go in your flying car.

Right. There will be a flying car that takes you to jail. Yeah. It's going to be just a. flying drunk tank yeah it's just a flying paddy wagon they flew a completely unmanned autonomous passenger to drone on its first commercial flight in gangzow uh they were able to transport a human passenger without a pilot using 16 different rogers and i'm sure they cared if it lived or died uh or them whatever was the wrong pronoun few voters and fueled entirely by an electric

Oh, that's good. Yeah. Well, it's this green, I guess. Yeah. The battery is charged at, like, just, like, literally a sludge plant. They take, like, a million years to decay. Yeah. And when I think batteries, there's, like, panacea.

It's like, let's charge the battery and you're plugging it into, like, you know, the technodrome from Ninja Turtles. There's no way this is a solution to our problems. Right. Where's that power coming from? A bird? Are you plugging it into a bird? No.

it's not green Al Gore it made for a much quieter vehicle than the typical helicopter so we can use it to spy on the women and in principle a green one too I don't mean that the Chinese are like

you know catching peaks by the way I meant like spying on dissident wives just to be clear if you want to be a little more whimsical about it let's not let's not be whimsical about getting to a flying car thank you and not totally inaccurate.

You could say that China, I mean, this is like, this is not even a news thing. This is like a literally, just Vox. This reads like it's a, it's a, it's a brochure,

like it from a, from a dealership, you know? I feel like I'm reading a sales pitch. Oh, yeah. Uh, you could say that China has opened a flying car service. No,

you really couldn't. The E-H-216S. I mean, honestly, E-Hang sounds more like what is going to, actually going to be it sounds like you your sentence to be e-hanged for reading for reading winnie the pooh uh the e-hang can drive on a road but it's meant to be an airborne form of transportation

as easy for ordinary people to use as an automobile before you get too excited here are the caveats oh there we go we're going to kill all of you before you'll never see it because you're going to die in the great purge of 2025 the eHs 216S boasts boasts the range of only 22 miles well that's great how long is that like

a minute in a plane again just just far enough to take you to jail right by contrast the most popular civilian helicopter model

the Robinson R44 thanks for letting me know can go up to 341 miles on a tank well that seems like more doesn't it 341 and 22 a bit more

the E-Hang has a top speed of only 81 miles per hour. The Robinson, stop comparing to the actual helicopter that exists. Idiots. I just don't love Vox, but they make videos about Jay Dilla right, and

John Coltrane. And now it's just like sales pitches for the Chinese E-Hang Corporation. What is going on with new media? The E-Hang is certainly quieter and greener and may prove to be safer, not that the notoriously the accident-prone Robinson sets a high bar.

How many people died in this thing? Oh, shots fired. Yeah. But they're really going after the Robbins. Wait, hold on. This person has a bone to pick with the Robinson. The Robinson can reach speed with 125 miles per hour. We're going back and a little.

I was skipping, but then I realized this was like a, some kind of vendetta. Even carrying a max weight of 818 pounds in people in baggage. And while the E-Hang doesn't need a pilot, it can only carry two passengers compared to three plus a a pilot in the Robinson. The E-Hang is certainly quieter and greener and may prove to be safer,

not that a notoriously accident-prone Robinson is such a high bar, but we're a long way from phasing out ordinary helicopters, let alone seeing cars get replaced with little drone copters. That's how it should be read. These are the whims of a madman. Did the Robinson kill this guy's mom?

They crash into her head. Still, I'm happy to see the little guy flying around Gang Zau. Why are you in Gang Zau? Who is this? What is Vox up to? Did Vox get bought by China? Did BightDance by Vox?com? What happened here?

And while E-Hank specifically has been the subject of some financial controversy, I'm excited to see rivals like Joby. Oh, just going to skim over that one. Joby, Whisk, Arrow, and lifts Hexa. also making progress. Hexa. I'm going to get into a witch copter? What the what is going on?

God, finish this. I can't read this. They serve as a reminder that some of the biggest questions about the future aren't about what's technologically feasible or economically feasible. We had flying cars 100 years ago.

Where did they go? No, we didn't. What are you talking about? I don't think that's true. we yeah you only click that link the technology the technologist j stores hall's book

where is my flying car has become a bit of a cult favorite in silicon valley circles worried about technological stagnation but it's at its best when answering the literal title question why haven't we got flying cars yet did you have this ready or that you bring us up because I mentioned flying cars

this just came up okay this is Yeah, I know I'm not just I feel like they're listening to us. Yeah, I was whatever he's this guy wrote a book where what kind of technologists are you if you write that book? I said it as an idiot like thing like oh, it's my flying car this guy like this guy like this got the technologist because he wrote that book yeah where's my pixel whiskey with the technology just Raymond Kump said when they ask what the hell a pixel whiskey is he said it's like a whiskey but you can see this distortion to little pixels

before he was dragged off to the to the peg oh man make sure you check out our Patreon who killed the pixelwiskey.com oh this is this is a tough time to be alive

tell you that much your next garage bay house in auto gyro do these people know people are starving there's a plague going on we just got over a plague hey your next house make house an auto gyro what are you talking about it's really you're really not living unless you have an auto gyro does your dog have a worldly bird helicopter and you're not living by the way take this this hand you with one of those old-timey

injection things with the two circles on the end you know what I mean those big needles they use for like inoculating you against AIDS I don't know thanks to help me out there

leaving me hanging I don't know not sure what you're talking about look up all time maybe look up all time injection needles you're gonna be you're gonna feel so silly ooh I don't like needles

the big ones right at the end of that sentence right right right with the circles at the end right right with the circles at the end okay I don't know what to tell you they're in every movie there you go yeah yeah you couldn't you couldn't you never seen it before no I've seen it so I can't describe things probably that's what you're saying that's that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the beef you have of me but I describe things like a moron is that what you tell you're friends when you go out for Cosmos.

You know, Mary, we're getting past, we're getting to the honeymoon phase being over. Time for Lucy to go get some Cosmos and talk about me with our friends. How a moron who can't describe needles properly. I'm not going to do that. very convincing um well these things look scary yeah they are scary i'm not gonna inject you with one don't worry were you ever afraid of need were you afraid of needles as a kid one time you know because i got hit with a needle and then a couple years like four

it was like five years old i didn't want to get hit with a needle because the time before the doctor like he just it came out of nowhere it was like some little thing it was like a it was like a like a floss container almost yeah he puts up your finger and all of a sudden the needle comes out of it. Oh. And they're like, ah! And so the next time I was afraid of it. They're supposed to do the thing where, like, you don't even look at it,

where they tell you to look at, like, a corner of the ceiling. This is before, like, medicine was, like, finalized. Yeah. It was still, like, a new thing back then. You grew up in the new phase. We were slightly different ages. The gentle 90s. Yeah, you grew up as a slightly...

By the time the 90s rolled around, I was getting ready to get drafted into the Persian Gulf War. No, I was like 10. Not even. Whatever. The point is, so the next time I was really scared, like a little bitch. Yeah, I guess like when you were growing up, it was just like, no, you just simply hold the screaming child down. Yeah, my mom's really ashamed of me.

She said, brought up how ashamed to me I was, she was. It didn't seem nice. Jesus. Yeah. What are you going to do? Uh, whatever. I'm Catholic. It's fine.

It's cultural. Look at that cross. You want to be that guy? You want to die in the cross? You're a little bitch? You think he was a little pussy when they were nailing him to that thing? He probably said, ow. I bet he did.

I bet he was like, ah, this really sucks. I think that's the whole point is that it hurt actually. Yeah, but I bet he's like, give me down, give me down, give me down. And when he finally got up there, he was like, hey, uh, look, whatever happens happening, they don't know what they do. But before that, he's like, I give up. Yeah, when all the bloods drain from your head, it's easy to, yeah, be a... I support, bro!

And all their endeavors! From the tigers to the Euphrates! Anyway, why are we talking about Jesus? I'm not sure. What's going on this morning? Well, we... We got a, we got another firebug. We got another.

What's a fire? Oh, we got another fireman. Is that, is it also called a fire bug if you, if you do the fire to yourself? On the, on his show it is. On the, on the podcast, it is. Is that count as being a fire bug? Most people do not call you a firebug if you light yourself on fire. Okay.

But, uh, I endorse it. So Donald Trump's trial started this week. Um, do we have a recap of the trial? I heard he got scared at one. point. I don't know if that's true. The media is trying to make it seem like Donald Trump that he heard his charges being listed or his criminal history being described and he was shicken. Which I don't know if that's true. I think he's enough of a criminal that like he's like yeah, whatever. Yeah, he seems pretty confident going into it. I don't know. I don't think he seems

It was like, I mean, look, there's nothing more, I don't know what to say, but Tui about the media, it's just like, you know, hey, we really got him this time. He was really afraid when we listed the charges we never held him accountable for, before. That's a great point. It's like they never learn like not to approach it, to approach it with like a little bit of humility. Right. This might not go our way.

Like, a sad day. This man is, it was a president. Hello, Mr. President. Are they calling him

Mr. President? I feel like Mr. President is low key. Like people think Mr. President is a sign of respect. Yeah.

But Mr. President is low key a little bit like, Mr. President can be kind of bitchy. Can it? You know, depending on how it's deployed. Give me an example.

I don't know if you're right, but give an example. Try it. I'm a president. Like, Mr. President, don't you think your behavior is below the office of the presidency? Like you're giving, you're overly respecting the office. Obviously not because I am the president, so therefore the level of the presidency is at my level. Well, that's a great response.

Thank you. Did you go to school or did you just like forge your document? Can we get a real prosecutor here? Can you read? What's going on? Oh, okay, I'm seeing this one. He is scared. All right, let's look like, it's Pissaki.

Pisaki on unusual signs of fear from Trump. With each passing week with every new indictment, we're learning for the kind of country that... Right. I can tell she flubbed the line. Wait, let's go back. Let me get a fool. With each passing week with every new indictment, we're learning more. Right?

Yeah. There's supposed to be a little bit more of a pause between with each passing week. With each passing week with every new indictment. Yeah. No. With each passing week with every new indictment. With each passing week with every new indictment. She's like all stumbled in her head.

You got ill happen too quickly for her. The moron. Who is this? Who was she? The Commerce Secretary under Trump? A little rat? This is a little rat who defected? Wasn't she like the press secretary at some point?

Yeah, probably. She's just another ship jumping rat. Is MSNBC just all Trump's, like, you know, staffers? Yeah. Hey, I said in 2020 that he was wrong. I have country that Donald Trump tried to. You're like a family member. He owes money, too, from 20.

years ago. Yeah. Like, they'll make a acre. Mary Trump. Yeah. Mary Trump's like. Oh, Mary Trump.

Yeah. Shut the hell up. Shut her mouth. Yeah, someone just fucking cut her bike. Mary Trump. No one cares. What did you do with Thanksgiving in 1998? Did you tell him to shut his mouth?

Would you take his money? Like a fat bird. Yeah, real nice meals of applause. Didn't you? You freaking rat. Oh, man. I feel like they figured out at some point that, like, Mary Trump is not the cell that, you know, that we thought she was.

I haven't seen, I haven't heard of Mary Trump in a while. She came back recently or something. This freaking prosecutor looks like, she looks like she's like, wow, she's like mugging the camera. That's into after the 2020 election. A country. She don't want to slept with the, with her, like, your other lawyer or whatever. Oh.

Oh, is that the, is that the woman? I thought she were, did she not recuse herself ultimately? I don't, who can keep track? In his mind, where democracy is no longer the guiding principle, where votes can be found even when they're not earned. What do you talk? What country do you think you live in? Democracy is the guiding principle.

Is that how we got in Vietnam? Is that why we did the coups? Where the Justice Department can be used to keep a failed leader in power. But with each new indictment, the latest out of Fulton County, Georgia, we're also learning more about the kind of country that in the face of all of that has so far survived. Who gave her an opinion show? Who is this woman? This is literally like no Korean propaganda. Look, I'm not like Trump's like fucking, you know, I'm not, I'm not his man.

I'm not Sean Spicer over here. But he's not pretending like he like broke the seal of democracy. No, I don't even, whatever, are we getting to this? Well, it's like, we're learning more about the country we still are. A country where equal justice under law, isn't some lofty hypothesis? This type of media, it just automatically makes so much more sense when you realize, when you remember that it's for dementia patients. It's exclusively for dementia.

It's for people in the hospital. Yeah. Yeah, it's for like, oh, I think the pain's getting, oh, where's the morphine? What am I hearing? Democracy is still alive. Someone going to be more morphing. Who the hell is Jen Pesacki? Statical, but actually means something

or kind of means more than anything. Donald Trump continues to learn that. When did you go to school? University of Phoenix. The hard way. After that grand jury in Fulton County indicted him in 18 co-defendants this week over an alleged conspiracy

to overturn the election results. Does that make me sound elitist? Taking shot at the University of Phoenix. He is now facing a whopping 90. I can't know. We're not going to sift through his whole thing. This is nonsense. Take this off.

We're not watching this. I don't care what. He's not scared. They're lying. Yeah. I'm not going to watch an hour of Jen Pesaki to get the one audio blip. Enough. Man, so man, so if someone's, obviously this, this, this ceremony, this justice

ceremony of a trial has been, is very. sanctimonious, but the sanctimony has been broken, the seal of justice has been broken by a man setting himself on fire outside the courthouse. What happened here? Is it sad? But a man... This is sad. A man set himself on fire on Friday outside the lower Manhattan courthouse where former President Donald Trump is on trial. Picks 11 news confirmed. Picks of whiskey. Confirmed. The man walked into the park around 1.30 p.m. opened a book bag and threw pamphlets containing conspiracy theories into the air. Well, you know, we'll be the judge of that.

What is it really? Scroll back up. I had a button and scrolled ahead. Where is this guy? Whatever. No mind. Yeah, I'm not sure. Maybe we'll see.

We'll look up his picture in a second. But he does, you're right. Like, he doesn't look like what I would have expected. Is that him? wow no the picture was the picture was better but now he just looks like uh looks like someone we know you know what i mean i'll tell you later okay don't worry there's no inside joke you wouldn't get it anyway fan listeners the man walked into the park around 130 oh okay through pamphlets containing conspiracy theories

into the air according to nypd chief of department uh james madri police said he used an alcohol-based accelerant to light himself on fire. Pixel whiskey. I'm just trying to get my pixel whiskey out there. Pixel whiskey is going to... Not pixel whiskey. Pixel whiskey is going to be the brand

for setting yourself on fire. I mean, look, that's not something we're proud of, but if it just shows you how strong, you know, it's a good value. You get a lot of whiskey for your money. pixel whiskey just just try hear this here how it sounds yeah pixel whiskey the self-immolation libation that's cute I think it's a little cheeky for the trial what judges yeah I feel like this uh strong strong enough to set yourself on fire tasty enough to drink

Piss Piss whiskey There's a variance that we don't make There's a copycat thing called Piss Whiskey That is not affiliated with us Yeah, that is nothing to do with us It's a separate corporation I own But it's nothing to do with this business It's a separate corporation for selling knockoff pixel whiskey

Yes Yeah Yeah, it's just, yeah It's the industrial runoff Somebody's gonna make a knockoff pixel whiskey You want to get to it before the Chinese do The Chinese already have, you know, piss whiskey. They just call it, you know, a Jim Bean or something.

It's just a bunch of guys pissing into a jar. I'm just, I love China, but they have a great cultural heritage. But there's also a lot of copycat criminals over there. Yeah. If we, we allow, honestly, if we had the lax regulations they do, we would, you know, it's not, you know, it's just, it's just circumstance. Sure. So, you know, but they haven't. He'd be ripping shit off all the time.

But they happen to me the ones making piss whiskey right now. A witness told... This man's alive, right? We're not demigrating the dead. No, he's alive. Good. Yeah. I want to have him on the show.

I like to tell this guy, you know, you can reach people through the Com podcast. You don't need to set yourself on fire. It helps. Yeah. It helps, but you don't have to. A witness told pixel Whiskey News that they were standing next to the man

when he poured a flammable liquid on himself told her to stand back and then lit himself on fire. What a gentleman. He's just ripped off our badge wire. He's going to hurt someone. The witness said he made statements of a political nature before the incident.

Really? Political. Vote Joe Lieberman. He's like, I think Pepsi's better than Coke. People rushed over and doused him with a fire extinguisher from where? Where they got a fire extinguisher? Yeah. What's that?

Where did that come from? That's a good point. Why was there a fire extinguisher just on hand? It's a fake. It's a fake. This isn't real. None of this is real. This is to discredit the real.

self-emulators. This is all a big, fucking scam. Everything you're watching is a scam. I'm sorry. Sorry to break your bubble, but PX11 News isn't exactly the paper, the news paper record anymore. I think it might have been compromised.

I can't know for sure, though. Because you remember that recently there was a guy who self-emolated over the Israel Gaza stop. Sure, that was real. All these things are totally real. You don't think it's, possible that that was real but then this is like to kind of like discredit that like this like

you know no well it's all fake so it's all just it's all just like that thing like in russia where it's like we make an opposition party but you know it's fake we tell you we're doing it but you don't know what's real yeah we're just we're just not as good at doing that stuff this all just seems messier like a messy girl also like I feel like people setting themselves on fire like it generally makes people uncomfortable. Yeah, but you also don't. Stop doing in New York City. No one cares in New York City.

I'm not saying like, like, you know, oh, like they're so hard and grizzled. It's more like they're so beaten down. Like they're paying like, you know, we're looking for a new apartment. Hey, you want to spend three grand for like a studio apartment that has no lights? You really care about a man on fire anymore?

No. It's not like we're so, we're not streetwise. We're just getting assaulted a whole time. Yeah. We're all just victims. Hurted around the city. A city they can't afford. Hey, you want to buy some Fendi?

No, I want to buy some food. My child. Fendi! I don't even know what Fendi is. What is Fendi? I'm not sure. It's a luxury clothing brand? I think they're bags, like Fendi bags?

Yeah. Well, is that even nice? I don't even know. Want by Coach? What's nice? Michael Coors? I'm, yeah, I'm not sure. Give me a Coors bullet, will you?

Right now. What's the big bag right now? The microcores bag? It's a feedback. That's my point. So the people don't care about a self-immolation in the city of angels. Hmm. We're the city of Satan?

Where are we? Look at me. Yeah. We're the city of Satan. Right. There's, oh, okay. Sorry, I, the only reason I didn't respond is because I just, just saw that he he's not dead but he's probably going to die oh well so sorry about that

well i mean he didn't do them i mean i didn't do it you see me with a bottle of fly who flew and going like wee no that wasn't me that was the other fat guy well you know it's like you're probably not in your best mental state you know it's not my am i my best men do i seem like a guy in my best mental state I keep it together though I don't light myself on fire

yeah I have things to say I say to a podcast to fewer and fewer people yeah police have identified the individual as 37 max Zarello

Azarello whatever So we didn't even get his name right. So this is the pamphlet that he released into the air. Yeah, let's make his, let's make his death worth something. Azarillo identified himself as an investigative researcher and said he set himself on fire to draw attention to an urgent and important discovery. He referenced a conspiracy. The flying car.

His letter referenced a conspiracy theory related to the United States government and its allies. This is just the plot of national treasure? Which allies? Right. We have allied the point. Polish? The British or the Poles? It just seems strangely vague.

I mean, for the Iraq war, I think we literally had like the Brits and then like Australia or New Zealand or some shit. We don't have a lot of allies anymore. There's no way that that isn't Israel, right? Right. Hell yeah. But they didn't help us invade Iraq either, isn't they? No.

Yeah. I don't think they had backed us up by them on that. When did they pitch in? Yeah. Why are we fighting their wars? Have you fight our wars? Why don't you go invade Afghanistan for us? You can't fight the Afghans?

Israel? You know, it feels a little one-sided. I feel like Israel should be able to take Afghanistan, right? It's a much better. We give a lot of good weapons. Yeah. Why are they fighting any wars for us? So this is one, I guess, part of his pamphlets.

uh this claim these claims sound like fantastical conspiracy theory but they are not they are proof of conspiracy if you investigate this mountain of research did you have like a bunch of research that's not proof then if you yeah wait what did you have like a stack of papers yeah i don't understand he did he have like a footnote like a i think i think you're hyperlinked or something if you investigate this mountain of research you will prove them, too. If you learn a, if you learn a great deal about Ponzi schemes. Ponzi schemes.

You will discover that our life is a lie. This is the guy who thinks, everything's a Ponzi scheme. There's other types of schemes, you know? It's like, yeah, Ponzi schemes are a big one, but it's also like just dipsy doodles. There's, uh, there's hoodwinks. Yeah. There's just, there's bamboozling. The smashing grabs.

Yeah. There's, uh, this is, this is, this is, everything's a Ponzi scheme to this guy. Yeah, like Imagine if he did If his entire reason for doing this was like Social Security is unsustainable We're like, yeah, we know Is that worth burning yourself?

Don't burn yourself over it. The man did not breach. Oh, we're very concerned, Madricks said This man did not breach security. Whatever. I don't care. If you follow this story. So it doesn't do with Trump.

no it doesn't seem like he just saw so he's so i mean they're saying he's mentally unstable but he's actually better at like marketing than we are because he saw an opportunity like oh there's gonna be a lot of people at the trump trial let me get my thing out there you know let me let me get my gimmick so i don't think he's that crazy i think he's savvy maybe he didn't mean to die you know i'll get burned a little bit but you know but i'll heal up and then my ideas you know it'll be and then they used to much as a lighter fluid maybe or something yeah maybe picks 11 you know finish the job why not just burn your arm that that's that sends enough of a message yeah just go ow yeah

this really hurts yeah I mean you still screaming you still on fire it's actually more impressive yeah because like when you set yourself on fire you know you're gonna die but you set your arm on fire like this is just going to be a nasty burn right there's nothing worse than the day burn oh yeah yeah you know once the adrenaline kicks you know dies down terrible really uh if you follow this story in the links below you will discover the rotten truth of post-truth america you will learn the scariest and stupidest stupidest story in the world history and you will realize that we were all in a desperate state of emergency that requires your reaction besides the fire um

Yeah. Besides him being on fire. Besides him. To my friends and family witnesses and first responders, I deeply apologize for inflicting this pain upon you. That's nice. This is not good. No.

Yeah. This whole, like, it's just, you can't just set yourself on fire. It's got to be more than that. You can't just be like, look at my eyes. I know you think this is horrible, but it's actually really smart.

You know, you got to bring more to the table than just being dead. Yeah, like when that Tibetan monk says, He fed himself on fire. Well, at least he... That was the craziest shit anyone had ever seen. Well, at least he collaborated, rage against the machine. You know?

Um, oh, I'm just saying. Like, you know, if you're gonna team up with... Well, yeah, if you're gonna be on the cover of a Smasian Pumpkins album, then yeah,

you don't have to have as coherent of an argument. Mm-hmm. But, I mean, you know, otherwise. I know, did those Tibetan monks end the Vietnam War? No. I believe so.

No, I think that was more just the general quagmire of it all. Yeah. Not the bunks. No. Monks are just self-righteous idiots, like everyone else. Stick to making, you know, beer, right? And chance.

Enough of this crap. Oh, I'm going to end the war. End it. These monks have been around for thousands of years. Yeah. I see tons of wars. What are they doing? Get off their asses.

Self-righteous, pious, idiots. Enough. Oh, I'm enlightened. So help me out here. Pay my rent. He's so enlightened. What are these months for? Yeah, well, it's a spiritual pursuit, you know, more than a material one.

I'm sick of it. I don't need it. All right? I need money. Pay my rent. The rent is too damn high. What happened to that guy who had the gloves? Jimmy something.

The rent's too damn high. Oh, right. Yeah. He was a candidate in New York, I guess, or a presidency, I forget. The rent's too damn high. Yeah, Jimmy, yeah, Jimmy McMillan. We need Jimmy McMillan back. Yeah.

Anyway. Moving on. What's going on here with the, we passed the war bill? Yeah, that's, what's going on there? Nothing's coming up. The House to vote on, wait, did they vote or not vote? This is two votes. do they pass it maybe the senate passed it i don't know they're going to vote a critical aid for ukraine

and israel what well they don't get enough that's good yeah so ukraine's like still fighting but i've heard they're not doing well i'm not trying to be the naysayer but i don't think they're going to beat the empire of russia um you think they take the you think they take the whole thing i don't know what the whole ukraine yeah i don't well peace why am i am i henry kissinger I don't know, but we got to give more money, though. I'm fine. Can I get a little, though? Can I get a slice?

Can you, can I get a few thousand? Mm, a few thousand? I mean, just put, just give me a scud missile or whatever. I'll sell it on eBay. I'll sell it to the Ukrainian. Let me, how about you, well, how about every American gets to be an arms dealer for a day? Let them get a piece.

Let him get a taste. You know what I mean? That's all. We're not saying to a democracy, right? I'm not saying, you know, oh, oh, why doesn't the Constitution, like, you know, reign supreme, just let me get a taste. That's reasonable. You know, let me sell a fucking scut missile.

It can't be that hard. How hard it's like to be? Hey, hey, you call to Ukraine. Half these people are in the war, right? They're drafting old ladies, probably. They're not. They're stupid. it that's why they're losing half you're not i'll tell you right now here's why you're losing

half your people aren't fighting women children the elderly they can't they can't hit a button these things are all buttons nowadays i mean some of it's guns and swords they sell some swords and shields sell some swords and shields as long as there's a remote as long as it's remote kids can do it honestly here's what i would do i would sell them swords and shields scary than a bunch of guys. I mean, you still have to have machine guns providing cover fire. But then you go in a bunker and a bunch of guys with swords and shields storming at you. That's got to be crazy.

What if we made like five-year-olds remote drone operators? I believe they're doing that. I think that's happening. I mean, they're training them. That's what Callal Duty is all about. They're training you to be a soldier. It seems better than having a grown person do it because a grown person understands all the implications?

I don't think they do. But it's... I mean, I'm not trying to delegate the harm services, but I'm not sure they do. Well, theoretically they can't. They don't act like they do.

They don't act like they understand the implications. They seem they're just bo-up goat farmers. I mean, I'm sorry. Am I wrong here? I'm not trying to denigrate anybody. Yeah. But you're describing a lot of toys for Robin Williams' film, which you didn't even want...

You were so bored by you didn't want to finish. I wasn't bored by. I liked it. You hated it. I thought that, you know, it was a little, some of it was a little grading. The part of where they made children into soldiers? Yeah, like it seemed a little busy. Like, it didn't seem like I really knew what it wanted to do as a movie.

I feel like that's what they wanted to do. But some of those, but the sets were amazing. Okay. You didn't like it. You made me turn it off. Okay. The quartet of bills will be voted on individually. If they pass, they'll be sent to the Senate in one package.

The move has bitterly divided the GOP and fueled threats to the Speaker's job. How about you just threaten a Speaker? I mean, these Marjorie Taylor Greens and the other ones, I'd respect them more. They're Yahoo's, but they're not really Yahoo's. That's the problem. Why don't they threaten violence at the Speaker? Like, I'm going to come at you with a word, you know, a bunderbuss. that's what i mean that happened do you know about like the anecdote about before the civil

war the caning like charles sumter getting caned no i don't think so there is like a there is a southern uh congressman who uh beat the abolition who beat charles sumter in congress with his cane really yeah like kind of like really beat really beat him bad is that why you call it fourth sumter is the fourth sumter where they started the civil war um i don't think it's, I don't think it's related. That's his daddy? It may have been related to the person, or Charles Sumner. Oh, Sumner, okay.

So the abolitionist beat him with his cane. Does that help to, I mean, it didn't seem to help the cause. No, no, like he beat up the abolitionist. Oh, okay. And, uh, yeah. And that, but that didn't start in Civil War? I really, that would start with Civil War. It didn't help.

I definitely didn't help. What's the story? So tell me the story. Yeah, I'll just bring up Charles Sumner caning. Wow. Yeah, a caning of Charles Sumner. Sumner was the abolitionist. So, yeah, Brooks was the Preston Brooks.

Okay. Was the Southern Democrat. Okay. And the Democrats, by the way. Okay. Okay. Okay. So on the afternoon of May.

May 22nd, 1856, Brooks entered the Senate chamber with Keat and another ally, Representative Harry A. Edmondson of Virginia. They waited for the galleries to clear being particularly... Hold on. I think you scroll back up. This is actually, I think this paragraph is actually... Brooks said that he concluded that since Sumner was no gentleman, he did not mentor honorable treatment. To Keaton Brooks, it was more appropriate to humiliate Sumner by beating with a cane in the public senate. It's just like planned. Yeah.

I think it's more appropriate if we beat him with a cane. Yeah, this is like super premeditated. They were like, this guy is just a human animal. They waited for the galleries to clear being particularly concerned there be no ladies present to witness what Brooks intended to do. Let's their panties be made sullies. He confronted Sumner as he sat writing at his desk in the almost empty Senate chamber. Mr. Sumner, I have read your speech twice over carefully. It is a libel on South Carolina and Mr. Butler, who is a relative of mine.

Brooks calmly announced in a low voice. As Sumner began to stand up, Brooks beat Sumner severely on the head before he could reach his feet, using a thick gutta perch a cane. I love gutta perch a cane. When you got to beat him, motherfucker, you got to use gutta perch. Using a thick, gutta perch a cane with a gold head. The force of the blows so shocked Sumner that he lost his sight immediately. Like he's blinded?

Was he blinded by it? I don't know. I no longer saw, this is a quote from Sumner, I no longer saw my assailant nor any other person or object in the room. What I did afterwards was done almost unconsciously, acting under the instincts of self-defense. Wait, did he actually fight back? I thought he just kind of curled up in a ball. Well, that's what he means. Yeah.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry he's not man enough for you. I just, it just seemed like he was suggesting that he was like. Oh, he didn't do Crop McGa. Then he flew into a violent rage or something. No, no, he didn't do Crop McGa. He just rolled up into a ball and said, please stop hurting me. Because usually when people are like, I just went into pure instinct mode.

like it's like they're talking about like no this is not this is not this is not the bravado of like the 20th century this is back when like people were like look this really like I mean this is because this is also a time when people would just kill you yeah much more fluidly from like you know a man a man in the Senate might just you know they dualed each other so he's not that ashamed of being like no I rolled up in a ball he's fine yeah I mean everybody's all sickly yeah what you do I rolled up in a ball like he has one man was meant to do. Semner was knocked down and trapped under the heavy desk that was bolted to the floor. Sumner stumbled and reeled convulsively. Oh, Lord, he gasped. Oh, oh, near the end of the attack. Summler collapsed unconscious, although shortly before he succumbed, he bellowed like a calf,

according to Brooks. This guy is such a piece of shit. He's literally, he's making fun of his beating victim. afterwards that guy was bellowing like a calf I mean you wouldn't yeah no I would

if you beat a man of a cane he started like making weird noises you repeat him what's the point of beating a man with a king otherwise Brooks I'm not saying

I'm not saying I'm not look he was wrong because he was a slaver or whatever yeah not because he hit a guy of a cane and I enjoyed it

that's just you know you beat your you like hitting your enemies that's just natural Brooks grabbed the falling Sumner, held him up by the lapel with one hand, and continued to lash out at him with the cane and the other. Jesus Christ, this is like a bad, this was a bad being. What did this guy say to him?

We should have started there, maybe. And Keat, who brandished his own cane and pistol and shouted, Let them be. Let them alone, Goddame, you let them alone. Let's scroll back up. What did this guy say? What did he say about South Carolina? According to Mishnah Suna, Sumner had been ridiculed

and insulted by both Douglas and Butler for his opposition to the fugitive slave law. And that's the one where, like, if a slave escapes, other states have to, like, help out when getting them back. Other states can basically, can send, like, slave catchers up to the north to, like, go, to come, to bring them back. Right. But I think also, I think the future of slave law said, like, you had to, like,

you had to like were you yeah like the courts would cooperate with them uh and the kansas de brass act with butler crudely race baiting sumner by making sexual allusions to black women like many slaveholders who accused about abolitionists of promoting interracial marriage

this so sexually charged accusations were also part of the abolitionist lexicon um what's the butler's first response what did he actually say abolitionists routinely accused slave owners of maintaining slavery so that they could engage

in forcible sexual relations with their slaves. Where's the lie? But Douglas said during the speech, this damn fool is going to get himself killed by some other damn fool. So I guess... Who got attacked?

Sumner got attacked, right? Oh, so Sumner charged accusations were also... Okay. So Sumner may have said, like, what are you fucking? Wait, but he'd been ridiculed and some of the opposition?

Okay. Okay, so, all right, so usually abolitionist would say, oh, you, you, you have sex of slaves. That's why you're slavers. And so this guy said, Sumner, something like that. Hmm. But I still don't get what Sumner said. Yeah. What, what, what, did he say anything?

What got him to Canaan? Senator's mocking this guy Butler. Okay, is Butler the guy who attacked him? Or Preston Brooks did. That Brooks attacked him. I guess Brooks is a pussy. I mean... Maybe they're in a gang together.

Butler's a pussy probably. So Summler also mock Butler's speaking ability, which is an impeded by a recent stroke. Well, that's not cool. He teaches nothing which he does not disfigure with error. Sometimes a principle, sometimes a fact. He cannot open his mouth,

but out there flies a blunder. Damn, brutal. Yeah, you don't say shit like that without getting cane in the mouth. I'm telling you that much. You can't make fun of it. stroke victim i mean you're gonna get a little cane what was it called again a gupta something gupta salty gupta hmm no a cane a salty a pred a god let's go i got to go back to this no prea gupta gupta good a percha yeah got a percha yeah got a percher the tree is a genius

i don't know it's probably a tree has a huge bug flying over it if i know the south they love their huge bugs Who? Verdi, guilty. Well, that's a crazy story. Yeah. What were we talking about? Oh, right.

So they passed a bill. I mean, why is Israel need more? How many weapons are we given to Israel? They're not like Ukraine. They're like a mechanized culture, aren't they? Don't they make their own guns and stuff? The Desert Eagles? Yeah, that's an Israeli gun.

Why do you have to give them all these guns? yeah yeah like at a certain point you learn from us you start making your own yeah i feel like i feel like i feel like Israel's been doing us a while like ukraine's like you know they just became a country in 1990 or something uh either way can we just can we just stop i just want to sell the guns i just want to sell a little bit can i can i sell can i sell a uh a anti aircraft array Just one I bet the commission of one sale I could pay my rent for years

You know Yeah Everyone should be Should get a little taste Just Just skip the middleman Just pay my rent What's going on

Right Yeah I mean that's It's not a bad compromise I'll let you go invade anyone You want to start naming countries You're invaded But you know England

Have we invade England? What's what we doing here? If every American personally financially benefited from weapon sales, we would become, we would get so much crazier or so much faster. I honestly, the one country we have a legitimate gripe with, England. They really treat us like dirt. The Boston Massacre? That thing we juked up? Right.

We're throwing rocks and soldiers. and they fought back and it may seem like a big problem. Let's get revenge for the Boston Massacre. Sell a few, let me sell a tank. One tank. If I could sell one tank and go, oh, would you have a tank? No, you make me a middleman. That's all we are.

We're middleman. I guess that's what I have to run for Congress. Run for Congress. That's the whole point in being in Congress so you can become a middleman. Yeah, I mean, you should run on that platform, see how far you get. This guy is this speaker. I mean, what's his name again? Mike Floyd, Jim Decree, who knows?

Who knows who's the speaker of the house? Yeah, Mike Johnson? Mike Johnson. He said, I heard at one point he said, like, I don't care about it. Because he has to do all this maneuvering, and the Republicans are mad at them, basically. And he has like, well, I don't care about my political future. Well, obviously, because, like, you know, the whole, you're doing it. This is your political future.

This is the whole, it's all leading up to this, make one big sale. Yeah. You know, and then retire. You're making your big sale here. He's going to get a lot. He only is going to get a ton of commission off this. I mean, literally something. He's going to get a lot of back end on this.

I guarantee it. This guy is going to get well off this. He's making money. I mean, he's pushing through two huge arms sales. They're going to take care of him on the back end. Yeah. Oh, you got your mind or clip them. I saw that Rashida Telly, I think that this was a recent thing.

Richard Talib tried to introduce a bill that was like, Like that would ban lawmakers for making money off of the defense bill. Like, good luck. Good, goodbye. Rest in peace. I hope you, don't go outside. That's sweet. Don't go outside.

I mean, I've had any, yeah, this is a good point. There's no chance of a passing. Yeah. So that's the only reason I don't like do anything to her. Like, no one's going to touch her because like, yeah, let's just laugh at her. It's like trying to pass a bill to, like, not screw the poor. Like, what? You're talking about?

I mean, she's probably making money of this. It really, it really is just, like, who, like, you know, what's her grift? Because everyone's got a grift. There's no one in Congress doesn't have a grift. Bernie's got, like, you know, Bernie has like a, like a 15-story palatial estate in Abu Dhabi. Right? He does? No, some people say that.

No. No, he does. I don't think he does. I mean. Some are saying. Some are saying. You think Bernie would, who do you think, you think Bernie could take a canine in? Oh, God, no.

No, he would die immediately. Someone's going to cane Bernie. Yeah. Anyway. Well, thanks so much for tuning in. This has been, uh, Is there anything else Do we do we do?

Oh wait Those are a surveillance bill That's right That's part of this Senate passes surveillance bill Despite contentious debate Over privacy concerns So it's the Senate

It's something separate I guess That's nice So they're gonna use The little Gang Zao helicopters So the spot Snoop on us I don't know

I understand He doesn't seem very safe We've had the Patriot Act for like 24 years now. And I feel like still, I'm still afraid to get brained on the streets. Right?

Right. Well, I mean, I'm not speaking, maybe I'm speaking out of turn here, but I feel like we're the only country where like, it's a police state,

is this surveillance state, but like no one, it's not safer. There, right, there's no way in which it's safer. Like, it's not,

look, I guess the argument might be that having a giant surveillance state actually doesn't make anybody safer. I feel like North Korea is safer than us. I feel like you're less likely to get to get mugged in North Korea And maybe it's because no one has any money over there

But I digress I feel like I feel like you know I feel like East Germany during the Cold War We're safer I feel like the Stasi You know I don't feel like you were to mug someone in front of the Stasi You know Right

Well not in front of them What's what I mean Yeah But you're always in front of him as a point Yeah that's true the whole point is supposed to be like a panopticon but not a pornopticon we just have a thing where it's like at least at least excuse me in some countries it seems like you have to do a little more legwork in terms of like you know bribing the stars I'm just saying the whole thing

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