Kump - Ep. 173 BUSCEMI | BRAIN WORMS | POLICE DRONES

Episode Date: May 19, 2024

Ray and Lucie discuss the long history of attacks on Steve Buscemi, RFK’s brain worms, and a controversial new NYPD program. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Hello and welcome to come. Hello. Hello, Lucy. How are you doing on this Saturday? What's air announced, whatever. We're not giving the illusion up. It's a Saturday night. It's a, is there anything going on?

The Olympics start yet? I don't think the Olympics have started. Why haven't the Olympics started? I don't know. I need to show that this is an American show, this come show. We need to get on board this year. No more of this like, oh, who do we? We're the bad guys.

Oh, the atrocities, you know, we did not Columbus. he was a good guy all right he meant well none of that crap we have to be USA this is a US is this is American show all right you think we should get an American flag I I wouldn't why I can't see a reason why we wouldn't you know I think people need to know that you know they need to feel good about this show and in the fact that we support our girls in volleyball Are WMBA girls over there playing basketball? Are they doing that? Is that happening?

I'm not sure. Is there an American WMBA team? I thought there were a bunch of different... Well, it's women's basketball, right? But they have an Olympic thing, right? It's not just men? I think so, sure. I hope so, because I'm watching this WMBA

and I'm loving it. Caitlin Clark and the girl from the Liberty who's better than her. People talk about Caitlin Clark, she got smoked by the Liberty. Does anyone know what this means? that everyone tuning out already. Don't tune out.

It's not a WMBA show. I just watched one of the game, some of a game. It's fun. It's exciting. Do you think the Liberty is the most American WMBA team? I mean, it's the New York team. So, you know, 9-11, all that. Why not?

I guess, you know, I guess Ellis Island, Sabaro Pizza, all sorts of fun stuff. You know, Times Square. You know, if we're going to be Patriots, on the show. Yeah. You know who we got to take a stand for? Rudy Giuliani.

No. Close. Who? Steve Buschemy. Steve Buschemy. Steve Buschemy keeps getting attacked. He's a he was got he was. Well, I heard he was attacked this week.

He was walking in the streets of New York City and was attacked, much like Rick Ruanis was. And they've caught the man apparently. Today, I think it came out. They caught the man. The police. recognized the suspect Clifton Williams when they went to the scene of another dispute

on Friday. So this guy's just getting to all sorts of trouble. It's not just Bouchemie, I guess. And and so now justice will be served for the Bouchemmy family? Well, I hope so. Because this guy just keeps on get, he was, he's hit by, he got hit by

a bus at one point. The guy who hit Bouchemmy? No, no, Bouchemmy. Well, we mean by a butt. They're going to hit by a guy. Well, no, but in the, in years past. In years past, he got hit by a bus? Steve Buschemy has been assaulted multiple times. Has he?

He's been a, he's been a, he's been a, he's been. You're trying to think of the movie Fargo? Woodchippers, guns. You name it. Well, tell me this. I know we got hit this week. I know he was a firefighter, supposedly. Was he a fire?

Was he actually a fire? I know he was like digging through the Rebel on 9-11. Well, it was because you, because you could be, before he became a famous actor in the movie Reservoir Dogs or whatever. he was a firefighter in that place he claims oh okay i didn't realize he claimed i can't vouch for it i wasn't there i don't know if he was you know i mean i think if he was lying it would have found him out right if he like just came by on september 12th it was like hey i used to i don't like busy with all you know whatever a new york fire department was busy with at that day you know the day after

and he's like hey oh see you see bouchet me i yeah yeah yeah I used to be a firefighter here. Oh, you did? Oh, oh. You think you could ride the, ride the engine? Yeah, I guess. I mean, you're still like a, so you were trained on this stuff? Yeah, I was trained.

And like, they just kind of went along with it. You think that it's possible? I mean, look, anything's possible. You don't think they would have realized immediately if he was like, you know, I mean, maybe he's an actor. So maybe like at a certain point he made them an offer. They couldn't refuse. Like, hey, I'm going to raise awareness about what you guys are going through.

I don't think. So don't call me. So don't call me. for my stolen valor i think on that day they didn't need it but that was a one day where they were like we're good you read the news people love us right now boucher i mean it's possible bouchem was just trying to get on the glamour i mean i know they say he's like glamour yeah well there was a certain glamour to be in a firefighter i mean i'm not saying it wasn't earned i'm not making one case one way the other i'm not picking aside some people are pro firefighter some are against i'm

I'm just a newsman, right? Middle of the road. Sure. Yeah. So, I mean, if Bushemi, now I know they claim that he, like, didn't want the attention and didn't tell anyone he was doing it. But I know about it, right? Sure. How do I know?

I knew about it. So, I mean, you know, why don't you wear a mask? Why don't you wear a disguise? Well, I don't know if he should have to wear a disguise while he's helping firefighters just so that people don't know it's, that he's doing a good deed. It would have made me respect him so much more if I found out that, like, even. know he was in the disguise he had like a blonde wig long long blonde hair wig and like it was like old like 70 sunglasses they're kind of tinted you know yeah that people someone kind of put the picture side by side he was like that's bouchemy and he like wow he was actually hiding himself what a what a great

man they didn't do that you know he had his fargo reservoir dork's face just out there for everyone to see on on the engine he didn't i'm i'm saying he called the publicist but he just let me know the ambushemmy and this is what I'm a firefighter and this I'm just I'm just so I'm so down with the with the with the sickness that was a popular song back then I think um well look he also I'm just saying he's been attacked multiple times he's gotten so what he got hit by a bus he got at one point he got hit by a bus at one point he got stabbed I mean I well I mean he's hit by a bus doesn't seem very like that doesn't seem noble what I'm not saying It's not able to get punched in the face.

It's not able to get staff. It's just, it's just an assault on your person. Right, but I mean, like, no one's going to blame me for, like, getting hit punched by a crazy man, right? Right. On the streets.

But, I mean, hit it by a bus. I'm not saying anyone, you deserve it. Well, I mean, was it the bus from the movie speed? Are you saying it was a slip and fall? I'm not saying that. I would never harass someone out like that. Yeah. You know, live and let live.

I'm just saying, you know, was it was, you know, with Sandra Bullock driving the bus. Right. You know? There's a bomb on the bus. That's all I'm saying. Or did you just not look outside the M&M store?

You got hit. I'm just saying. You're apparently like you're a New Yorker for all your life. You know what buses are. What is this? You're going hard after this. I'm not going hard. I'm just saying why is everyone know.

You're trying to destroy his credibility. I'm not destroying anything. The guy's doing fine without me. I would love to meet the guy and tell him I love his work. I'd be like, oh, you were the best in the movie where you were a bellhop, right? It was a great movie. He played a bellhop in the movie. When did he play a bellhop?

Four rooms or something, right? Oh, yeah, that was a great movie. Well, Tim Roth. He was a bellhop in some. Oh, no, it was Barton Fink, wasn't it? He was in Barton Fink? He was a bellhop. Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay. I don't know. What do you want me to do? Say you were great in the Godfather? He wasn't in it. I can't tell about how much I loved him. in like, you know, Avengers Endgame. And you can't just say you can't say what everybody else.

You can't bring yourself to say I loved you in Fargo because that's what you know that's what everybody else says. I'm sorry that I'm not just like, you know, I'm sorry that I'm not, I didn't go to Yale. I'm sorry I'm not the man with the, with the house and Levittown and the two car garage. I'm sorry, I'm not a GI. Do you want to get divorced?

I'm sorry. So what happens? So then you got freaking, what else happened to this guy oh well you know what a unique compliment would be if you told them you liked that movie that he directed the one where where he Trees Lounge? Trees where he yeah where he

I love that movie where you wrote yourself I think you wrote it too right where you wrote yourself dating your stepdaughter or whatever it was the neighbor the young underage neighbor girl I mean I loved all that sexual tension with that trial yeah I mean I don't think he's makes him a bad guy He wrote a complicated film, but I mean, I think he might take it the wrong way if I brought it up at a bar while he's getting stabbed by Vince Vaughn or whatever. What did you say?

You told me something to happen at a bar? I think he got stabbed defending Vince Vaughn. I love it. Vince Vaughn's great. Yeah. Vince Vaughn's a great American treasure. So it was Bouchette at me. But I mean, Vince Vaughn got attacking the streets in New York, I would go become a guardian angel in New York.

No one messes with Vince Vaugh on my watch. That guy was so good and made that was. movie made i love it fred claus fred claus is actually like an amazing film i mean i like it's the best christmas movie ever um i mean giam i played santa that movie is amazing it's a it's a revelation what else what i like him in tons of stuff he's he's so good um and bouchemies also not bad but but so he got why did vince vaughan stab him well somebody well no no him and vince vaughn were on the same side of this knife fight oh okay They were, they were stabbing people in New York?

I mean, I don't love them. I mean, I wouldn't bring it up. I'm not a rat, but I mean, well, why were they doing this? They were somebody, somebody's girlfriend, somebody's hula girlfriend started hitting on Vince Vaughn in front of her boyfriend. Oh, okay. Because she thought that was a, that would be a sexy thing to do. And the boyfriend didn't take kindly to it. Sure.

So he, he stabbed Vince Vaughan, but then Bouchemi got his face in the middle of it. Wow. Wow. And they got, and they all got into a bra. Imagine being so enraged of Vince Vaughan and he sort of, and like, Boucheming just move his head and like, yeah, like a bug. And you just stand with the head. Oh my God, I'm sorry, Ms. Mushabing.

He's like, what happened? I mean, it's just tragic. I'm sorry. This is not like the bus thing. The bus thing, I'm like, bro, come on. Yeah. This is actually sad. Like, he doesn't, he doesn't deserve that.

Yeah. He didn't deserve the bus either, but I'm saying, you didn't, you, it's, That's not right. But, I mean, it must have been a shock to the guy when he thought he was getting a, you know, piece of Vince Vaughn. And he just, he just brought down Bouchemmy. Yeah. You think he just fucking screamed? Like, he made like a bug.

I'm not saying he's a bug. He makes a bug sound. Ah! It'd be hilarious. I mean, stabbings are never funny. No, not at least not in the moment. I've seen the victims of stabbing. It's never, it's not great.

it's not it's nothing to laugh about it's actually brutal yeah I don't know why we're talking about like this but you've seen the rest in peace Bouchemmy you've seen the dead victims of step rest and peace Bouchemmy you're a great American hero remember to like and subscribe to the comp

because we you know we're at risk of not being you know embraced the same way America embraces Steve Bouchemi we're American heroes in our own right I mean, is that right for me to say? No, but no one else is saying it. So I have to say it.

I'd rather you guys say it in the comments. Comment on the, call me and Lucy, American heroes. This is a matter if it's true? I mean, we're being patriotic. We told you we're going to get a flag. It's a nice thing. Yeah. So if you like America, you like us.

We'll get the flag. If you, you know, why do we have to get, what's the rush? Are we speaking Russian? You can assume we're American. I guess other country, but do I sound like I'm from some other English-speaking country? You know, what was it, French, New Guinea? Do they speak English? Probably speak French, right? Or New Guinea.

Or Spanish. Yeah, who knows? Do I sound Australian? No, I'm a mayor. What do you think? I'm on the side of Germany? Listen to me. That is the first time I ever said. I'm thinking of French Guiana. I think the first time I ever said, listen to me.

Like, I actually said it. Wow. So like, subscribe, notification bell. That's a patriotic thing. Pretend it's a liberty bell. And every time you hit that bell, you go, oh, I love America and Kump is on. Let's go check it out. They'll come up with your phone and you'll say, hey, because otherwise it gets buried.

We're that algorithm friendly because we love America. I'm not sure Google loves America, but we do. But that doesn't show up in your algorithm. So you have to get a notification bell. it's down there on the bottom of the screen somewhere it's a bell or maybe there's a more I don't know how YouTube works we should get a little like a diagram right

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You have the freedom of freedom Choose Moving on I hope Bushemi's Do we really donate To his funeral or something I think he's alive I think he made enough money

His family probably has You know The money right To bury him I think there's probably Funds for his burial They can bury the man Yeah now to dig a money

Bresibu Shem doesn't need me to bury him. To dig him up again. What? There might not be a fun for that yet. Dig him up again. Yeah. Just if anyone's interested in that, I don't hear. What do you want?

Grave-Rob, Bresi, what do you think? You think he's had a nice career. Yeah. I don't think he's being buried with jewels. He's not that kind of wealthy. He's not Robert Johnny Jr. He's not Keanu Reeves. He's not being buried with goblets of gold and bedazzled, you know, cups.

The goblet, the goblet of the goblet of Christ But there might be some oddities in there Yeah, it might be like a tooth Like a hound's tooth Or houndstooth coat Yeah, you can sell some You can sell it for something I don't know if I'm going to become a grave robber

For like 800 bucks Or if I can sell Bouchemies like suit for We strip them naked and sell a suit on eBay Boucherner was buried in a suit And someone will give us 800 bucks I'm sure Maybe a thousand Is that worth it? Is that worth it to me to become a grave robber

for 800 bucks you make it sound so crude when you make it all about money like that what are you doing it for the love of the game this is are you just grave robbing for the you're about that life what is this what would I marry

how many how many bodies have you have you grave robbed? I mean none but it's it's not like you know here's it might come back into fashion here's an interesting question you never know when things are going to, things are cyclical. When was it in fashion to rave rob?

It was very infallion. It happened more. I don't think it was ever in vogue. I don't think the fact that in the late 19th century doctors would pay you for bodies so, you know, people would, you know, for research.

I don't think that was like, you know, on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine as a Harper's monthly. Right? I mean, I, I don't know, I can't confirm her, I can't confirm her to deny that. You think high society, you think either, Edith, how do I say her name, Edith Wharton?

Mm-hmm. I think she was like, oh, hey, I might, and my, and my, and my, and my, I have my own personal grave robber. You think, like, like the, like the, what families, like the, who are those families? There's the Rockefellers, the Whartons, does the Warburg? You think Paul Warburg? Like, they had competition with their grave rob? each other's like you know graves like Rockefeller would steal from Carnegie's grave I mean it would be a it would be fun if that were the case imagine they were kind of compete right

like you know John D Rockerf was John D. Rockefeller the more you describe it doesn't it get more appealing the more you describe it honestly it would have been amazing because John D Rockefeller was like the OG Rockefeller and then there was Andrew Carnegie was the steel man right and they I think they had like they weren't in competition per se you know because different industries one's steal one's oil but they were kind of going like you know I think the who was the richest man kind of went back and forth for a while with them so there's a healthy competition in that sense and I mean can you imagine if like Carnegie had John D. Rockefeller's skull over his fireplace that would have been baller and he's just showing people like Edith Wharton and she's like

oh my God what is this you remember John D. Rockefeller yeah of course I am last year my bridge tournament and he was his skull his dead skull that's some poor taste good old man that's a poor taste his friend his associate William Frick is shooting people in the lobby

poor people you know of the Frick Museum you can go to the Frick Museum in New York City and the Rockefeller Museum their mansions are all like 20 to see museums so I don't I think they

took the skull out I mean yeah I mean it would be great like you know a lot of a lot of the time you know a very wealthy person's house like that yeah it becomes like an experience in and of itself to like take the tour when you're there and I think seeing a skull along the way you know it would make it a it would be memorable I mean imagine like who honestly it's better than seeing some like you know deer head up there or whatever yeah I mean it'd be better I don't if it's more like less troubling I think it's like

I don't know if it's the same degree of trouble I'm not as troubled by the man who shoots a deer because first of all shooting a deer is legal whether you like it or not I'm not saying it's right but it's legal and people eat meat and like we've just kind of even if you're a vegan we kind of know that it's accepted

that like people dominate animals but I mean a man who puts a human skull that he's like of his rival over his fireplace place that's gotta move you a little bit more the guy moving needle i mean you can pretend to like chickens more but i mean the people that's gotta say something it's more intense right yeah so it's yeah i don't know maybe i'm maybe i'm just maybe i'm just

too patriotic i think that way uh moving on who would be who would that who would that be who would that be like of musk and like uh musk and like uh musk and zuckerberg stealing each other I mean, what if they go, like, at night? Imagine, that could be a post-a-pott. At night, they just go, they have, like, men come and try to steal each other's body parts while are still alive. Like, a guy just cuts off your arm. Right, and it's, it's ghoulish, but I imagine it's still being kind of a friendly

competition. Yeah, I mean, the people, they'll, like, tweet jokes at each other about it. Like, hi, I got your toe. I didn't like it, but they have to pretend, like, it's, oh, it's all in good sport. Yeah. You know, that's the future as they're waiting us. That's, that's the, uh, whether the singularity, if you're will.

That's the Ray Kurzweil, uh, body positive movement. Or was, what's this thing? The whole, uh, you know, he's the, transhumanism. Oh, is he the guy who did, who coined that? I mean, he's the, he's the biggest guy in it. He also made synthesizers. Really?

Yeah, Kurzweil, I don't, I'm not sure how good they were. Kurzweil since, I think they were digital sense. I'm not sure. I mean, you're probably decent. What is trans? Do you know, like, it's the summary of what transhumanism is? Yeah, it's the idea that you'll put your, your brain into a computer

and I'll go into a robot you'll live forever that kind of stuff you know or you know you'll enhance yourself with cyberdeic implants I'll have a pig's heart that's made out of metal

you know a metal a robot pig heart I'll live forever stuff like that you know it's his whole thing we used to be like if you can live 50 more years you can live forever

because we're close now I don't have that we're actually that close I mean soldiers are getting robot arms sometimes if you're lucky you know veterans who get their arms blown off sometimes they get but I think that might only be if you promise to

shoot more people I'm not sure because the military I'm just saying I hope not but the military doesn't have the best record of helping veterans with the help with you know after the fact right so I wonder I hope I hope it's not just like we'll give you a new robot arm but you have to like young do some more missions yeah at the very least nasty missions yeah a lot of kids involved why why kids pay for the arm just doesn't feel right giving it the otherwise

it needs to be some kind of balance of this or at the very least like you must it must be a Patriots it must be a shitty experience of like of having to they're probably constantly like you know like you know

like you're their experiment oh they definitely like making Instagram videos of you and TikTok videos yeah where you got to dance next to the Boston Dynamics dogs yeah yeah you know he's and you like yeah look at this man he couldn't couldn't even please his wife like yeah my arm now he now he now he's a real full now he's a real man again he's like I was always a real this is a grading I never thought of myself as it's not a real man I mean I lost his arm I say 15 people

it's like it's just a like nerds I'm a nerd doctor just saying this man couldn't even wasn't just wife thought he was nothing he's a real piece of shit he's like dude come on i'm a hero i don't like to say that but i mean you're look at him look at this look at this look at this hunk of rotted flesh that we've made whole again like that's not that's not that's that cool it was on memorial day with old days or veterans day because he's still alive so you wouldn't be it wouldn't care right you think got you think veterans who are still alive like don't give a shit about Memorial day they probably had friends who died so right yeah i think i think i think they

generally. I mean, we kind of, I mean, I like the idea of pitting, like, living veterans against the dead ones, you know, like, there's only so much to go, almost, like, so much caring to go around. So you got, like, you know, I mean, I think it is what the military does. They kind of pit them against each other. Memorial Day is coming up. This actually, this is, this is, this episode's going to, we'll have an episode on Memorial

Day, though, so we can, we can save some of this for next week. Or, I guess that Memorial Day, it'll be next Sunday. Right. This Monday is tomorrow day. Yeah. Well, whatever. Keep this in mind when you're thinking about all over a fallen heroes. I jumped a patriotism by a week.

I blew or a wad. Moving on, speaking of patriotists. Yes, speaking of patriots. Yes, speaking of patriots. Robert Kennedy. Not a good one. The one's alive, Robert Jr. Yeah, see the good ones are always dead.

Only the good. with children um that's me i guess but whatever uh i mean if he wasn't trying to rule the world or the country then it'd be one thing but like i think whenever you try to rule the country and therefore like be the most powerful guy in the world you stop being a person per se right in the sense of like oh i can't make fun of your dad even though because he's dead whatever i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm i'm not i'm not here asking for sir and sir are going to be let loose am i no i'm not saying but he is right i don't know is he wait no he inkly is loose that's right they let him reagan they don't care but regan anymore Reagan oh Reagan doesn't have any kids like

robert kennedy around so like you know whine about it or complain anyway he's back in the news he's a he's in the news for a lot of stuff he's the I don't know if people are excited about him he claims to be a viable candidate of some sort I've heard numbers ranging of in the 10% right that Robert Kennedy is Robert Kennedy Jr. But it came out of this week, I believe that he is

he says he had a dead worm in his brain. So I don't know if those numbers are before or after that. I don't know if he I mean honestly it makes me more curious to see if he could, you know, because I mean, we have Biden. I mean, does Biden have a dead worm in his brain?

He's ever admitted to it. this guy is admitting before he gets the job to have a dead worm in his brain what is the story here it's intriguing um let's see the presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain not just like a parasite but it ate part of his liver right it ate part of his brain the thing that makes you think yeah it's a it's a bold thing to admit maybe they were the parts of the brain like that gray matter that we don't use sure but does he know that I don't think anyone quite knows what part of the brain does what. They know certain things. They know, like, they shove, you know what they do. They take your skull off. I think you're asleep for that part. They use, like, a reciprocating cell.

One orbital, orbital saw, I think it's called. The saw you use this, take a cast off. They can you just take your head skull off. At least when you're dead. I think it's the same thing when you're alive. I've seen them doing them in the morgue. But the point is, and then they get that, they pop off and they can stick things in your brain.

and you don't feel it because your brain is on nerve endings you know that I had no idea well I guess it makes sense because the nerve endings are what connect the rest of your body but I feel like you still have nerve things that go to like loop back to the brain oh yeah I guess theoretically could why not I mean whatever you're your head your head is what smells because still smell something's on your face if you put a bunch of dog crap in your face right old dog shit You know, dog shit mustache, you smell it. Oh, but your head's what smells.

Yeah, but you can smell it. So I mean, I don't think. Because now your head that smells. It's your nose that smells. No, it's below your nose. Right. You know, you smell, but your nose is in the head. I'm just saying, we think of the brain is one thing, but maybe it's, you know, maybe the brain's a bunch of things.

Point is, I'm just saying it didn't have to be this way. Yeah. But it is. Because you can shove a knife into someone's brain and they won't feel it. Right. Which is very odd to me. But it's been true for years. forever i guess uh and what's my point here should i read some of those oh they do that's how

they know what the parts of the brain sometimes do because i'll poke you and then you'll do this hello that's so humiliating yeah somebody can just puppet you like that i think they can yeah they're just figuring it out i would be so mad if someone puppeted me like that they opened my brain and start puppeting me the different parts of my brain don't make me do that that's shameful not in public you know can they be that exactly Who says they can't? I mean, maybe one day they will. I mean, maybe that's how the guy's got this robot arm, the soldier, you know?

Yeah. That's what, this is, this is, the brave. Oh, man, do you think they make him, do you think they make him jerk off with it? I don't think they, why would they do that? I mean, they have to be able to see what, how precise the motions can be. Oh, like to see if he can do it. Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah. I mean, they probably. I don't think that's how you should treat a man who served in war just for the record. I mean, I think he probably wants to sometimes. right but he should he probably I mean he probably says so can I you know I know like well we don't know yet I mean if you want we can

try it out yeah but you know we can't guarantee anything he's like let's try it out I mean what what I'm doing here if it's voluntary that's fine yeah I imagine he's like you know he's down to give him a trial run you know

why wouldn't I mean it's like you know it doesn't matter if he's married I suddenly need to you know sometimes just need to get you know get stuff done you have a busy day right yeah so he's like yeah let's let's let's I don't want to be I don't know I don't have to figure out in the field let's do in the controlled environment you know because when that it comes you know so it's got to scratch it with a then you come um uh in 2010 Robert F Kennedy Jr was experiencing memory law and mental fogginess, so severe that a friend grew concerned he might have a brain tumor.

Imagine being so foggy that your friend's like, bro, you have brain, like, what's he forgetting? Like, I mean, your friend, do you're, like, what, what are you hanging out watching, like, who wants to be a millionaire? And he's just like, you know, what's, what's my mom's, what's my name? I don't know. Like, what do you forget? Maybe you forget. Yeah, maybe you forget your friend's name.

Maybe you forget to feed your kid. Or your kid burns itself. And your friends are like, you're a brain tumor, dude? Or you forget to bring you some beers. Right. And he's like, you know, hey, you have a brain tumor. Anyway. Mr. Kennedy said he consulted several of the country's top neurologists,

many of whom had either treated or spoken to his uncle, Senator Edward M. Kennedy, before his death the previous year of brain cancer. That's right. The guy, the chapiquitic guy. That guy is his uncle. The guy who abandoned that woman in Chapiquitic in the car, remember? he crashed his car wait wait that wasn't edward kennedy yeah it was tay kennedy oh his name is edward yeah same guy i don't know why i thought his full name was different it was ted ted ted is edward yeah

same guy yeah it wasn't like 15 canadies there's like three kennedy brothers i think there's one to i think yeah before jack you know before the during the war or something what did i think the full name of ted was deodore maybe theodore yeah yeah i mean yeah i'm no i'm definitely yeah i'm sure of this yeah noticed a dark spot on the younger Mr. Kennedy's brain scans and concluded that he had a tumor. He said in a, Mr. Kennedy was immediately scheduled for a procedure at Duke University Medical Center by the same surgeon who had operated on his uncle. Coach K. Well, probably not.

Probably a doctor. Well, packing for the trip, he said he received a call from a doctor at New York Presbyterian hospital. How many how? I thought he went to Duke. Some guy at a different hospital was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck those guys to Duke. I think you got a brain,

I got a parasite you head. What? How'd you get my records? Don't worry about that. You got a worm you head, bitch. The doctor believed the album abnormality seen in his scans was caused by a worm. They got through by, I mean,

what is the deal with like, because I mean, we're not in a position like this. We don't have like a ton of money or much to, really much to speak of it all. No one near the amount of money you would need to go shopping doctors. Right.

That's my point. Like, you know, we're in position that if we got brain cancer, we're lucky to get one doctor. Yeah, we can't be too choosing.

Right. But this guy, he just goes to five different doctors and then they have to like make up stuff to like, get his business. Like, yo, yo,

how do you think you got a dead worm, dude? I mean, no, no, I think someone pissed in your brain. You know what I mean? They all feel pressure to give a unique explanation.

Yeah. You know, I think, I think what happens. is uh you will probably uh rape uh so probably um this too what's wrong that's wrong that's

head that pissed and whatever that got into my this is a crazy if you're not going to say it just read it yeah that'll have to live in our imaginations but the doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died that's a lot how does a worm get into your brain

um to your ass through your eyes through your ears i mean how would you get into someone's brain i would probably pick one of the nearby orifices like the the ear seems like it would be a good sure a good yeah yeah okay yeah yeah i can start like in Star Trek, too? Sure. Maybe the mouse. Yeah, but maybe guy, there's an ass, you know? Maybe, maybe some guy, you know, maybe, look, what if you, what if you, what if you,

what if you were a guy, he had sex in, in the back and the ass? I came in, like, could, like, could you get worms from sex is by point? I'm not sure. I'm not sure if there is a sex worm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sperm kind of looks like a worm. And it does.

But the tiny. Maybe I can grow into a worm. Yeah. If something bad happens to it. Look, I hope he's present. So we're not, we're not, I'm not sitting here trying to make them look bad. But it's just an odd story. I'm just, you know, I'm, I, I don't want people to accuse me and try to bring down a

great man's son, you know. Now an independent presidential candidate, the 70-year-old Mr. Kennedy has portrayed his athleticism and relative youth as an advantage over the two oldest people to ever seek the White House, President, President Biden, 81, and former President Donald J. Trump, 77. he's doing a lot of people's podcasts i'd love him to do our podcast oh i would love that too do you think this this podcast we were doing now would ruin the chances of that uh maybe i mean i mean i'm just curious about it i don't blame him for having a worm in his brain i have integrity but like if you come on the pile i'll leave this one because i mean i can boost our numbers you know

i mean he's the one he's the only his big podcasts you know we're like yeah we're lower i'm not ashamed to admit it you know one day in the the future we have a ton of people listening and listen to this just no at this point we didn't have all these people and he goes to the back catalog this is the time we didn't have them but robert kennedy in the future gave him to us when he came on to refute the fact that we got he got worms from the ass or whatever his worm came out of his ass i'm saying it seems like there's a lot of parts of the brain that could get eaten yeah and it might not it might not be a big deal sure but he's not saying that he's not i mean that's that's the interesting point and i think he he he's

He's not saying, no, this section, the sector 2.39, alpha, Romeo, whatever, you know, quadrant of my brain got eaten. He's just saying, yeah, it ate some shit. I have heard some shit don't matter the brain. So, I mean, you know, who knows? It's probably, it might be nothing. Some shit that made me not remember something so important. Yeah, I mean, like he's saying in the context of I was so foggy that my friend thought I had a brain tumor. So, I mean, I don't know if he's really, I mean, it doesn't sound like he's saying you eat nothing.

It's something. Look, maybe they can, maybe they can. Does he remember what his kid's, like, where his kids' names are? Like, where did they get the brand, the worm? The worm must have gotten something, you know? I mean, he got, it used to be a lawyer. Maybe he got part of a lawsuit. Something useless to him now.

You know, you're a lawyer. I imagine, I mean, I get it in a law, this precedence you set and, like, you can use your experience. But for a law, I mean, we don't. have jobs and like probably most of the jobs we do in any given task you know you don't need that again so he's like oh it deleted this fucking case from this file it was this this just just this stupid like you know and tree was an environmental lawyer it deleted something about a bonsai tree whatever or maybe it got like some you know essential memories about his ex-wife sure you know like an eternal sunshine worm oh wow is that why he got divorced yeah and that could have maybe

that led to the divorce that's amazing that's an amazing film he should be in um was this what why is he even admitting to this how does he mean like when did he say this stuff that's a good question for decades mr kennedy suffered from artrural fibrillation fibrillation a common heartbeat and abnormality that increases the risk of strut whatever has been hospitalized at least four times although in an interview of the times this winter he said he's not been an incident in more than a decade all right he's other problems i went i'm here for the worm where the worm get scroll down more although at the same time he learned he the parasite he was also diagnosed of mercury poisoning this guy's got a lot of problems i mean this guy i mean i get it sometimes

people just are unlucky you know uh they you want to be like hey just keep your head up and like you know stop whining but some people just seem to just get the brunt of faith I mean like you know Sibu Shem he's gonna hit by buses he's like you know someone stabbing him and Robert Kennedy is like you know he got mercury poisoning most likely most likely

him ingesting too much fish containing the dangerous heavy metal yeah I have cognitive problems clearly he said in the 2012 deposition deposition I have short term memory loss I have longer term memory

loss that affects me uh in the interview with the times wait how much fish did he eat i thought you had to eat like a lot of fish to actually get proper memory well fish can be expensive but if you're a man you know the kennedy family is very wealthy i don't know what i'm not counting his money robert kennedy junior you know my my my hands aren't in his pockets but i mean the guy's rolling pretty fat i think so he can afford fish every day nice fish you know but i think even nice I can give you a mercury. Mm-hmm.

So he's eating sushi all the time, maybe, off naked women. Who knows? I'm just speculating. Mm-hmm. I mean, what have you got really? What if Robert Kennedy? The Kennedy are known in general to be, some people call them womanizers. I just call them, you know, philanthropists, but whatever.

Um, they like women. What if, hypothetically, he got really into for a while, you know, the thing you would see with many sushi off naked women? Sure. Doing that. That's his thing. This is just a thing. thing you know yeah indulgence indulgence yeah i guess you get mercury poisoning that way yeah i guess so

sure i mean he didn't even eat half of it she's just covered in i heat tuna yeah that's somehow if he has if he has some of that same sex addiction and somehow his his orgasm got tied to that oh wow yeah then definitely that he's because he got sick of sushi but i i need to eat it to come yeah i got i eat the spicy tuna roll or else i'm on a hill a load that also can contributed to the divorce. Sure. Yeah. He's doing to his wife.

I mean, yeah. I'm not saying. She's like, just cheat. I don't want to be covered with sushi. I think there's nothing more beautiful than like, you know, two people growing old together. And then, you know, it's not just about the body. But you need for these sushi or someone's body, they got to be young and fit. You know, they got to be like, you know, 20, like a yoga instructor.

You can't be having a middle age person eating sushi with their bodies. It's not right. That's not. game but he's making his wife do he just you know he can't can't consummate with her i mean it's just an idea yeah speculation please come on the show i would love to have you on robert kennedy we'd love to have you on the comp show just like you're on the other podcasts which we won't name but why why why only the big ones why not why not get someone on the ground floor and then we'll be because there's other people they ain't gonna do nothing for you we'll we'll we'll say you didn't

eat the sushi or maybe you didn't maybe you actually didn't eat the sushi of the woman's bodies but even if you did we'll say you didn't you know that's what we could use the bump right sure yeah absolutely we don't have integrity what's this integrity crap anyway uh in the interviews of times they recovered from the memory loss and fogginess and had no after effects from the parasite which said not required treatment asked last week if any of Mr. Kennedy's health issues could compromise his fitness for the presidency A spokeswoman for the campaign said

That's a hilarious suggestion given the competition Well, that's fair. I mean, he does he's got a strange voice Because there's other health problems But you know, he does seem to be able to think better than or talk better than Biden Yeah Trump I don't know Trump does have a flair that you know I wouldn't I wouldn't accuse him of having a brave one not that's I mean look at me I'm not saying I'm not saying he's the best brain in

history but it's not like it's a brain I don't think he needs to be doing what he needs to be doing this Stephanie spear isn't doing him isn't doing a good job for him yeah she needs to be spinning this like like it's not only that it's not a problem but that it's a positive right like she's got to be saying like look the worm the worm made all the all the racism out of his brain what was he race I'm sorry miss spear uh just a clarify. When was he racist? Between what years? Well, we all have something called unconscious bias, except Mr. Kennedy, because the worm is eaten that. Oh, the worm ate his original sin of racism? Yes. So it's not like, but isn't that kind of like almost worse? Because he's trying to get out,

like, he can't even relate to like he's actually hurting the situation. You know, I mean, does it help the people who claim that, that like, well, I'm the one, look, we all have, Look, because that is the party line, right? I'm not getting behind that, per se. I think America's got a complicated history, but, you know, whatever. I'm a head to tell you, you know, how racist you are or aren't. But some people want to do that. And I don't think they're, they like the idea of someone going, look, we all have an unconscious racism except me.

I'm the good one. I don't think they want that. But maybe. Well, look, if that's the line being, is that, if that's the way the, the, the, the, the, the clan competition he's running against wants to spin us you're not helping my same clan that's fine you've been you I mean you're you're you're doing all the things that a campaign spokesperson shouldn't be doing saying he saying he was racist mentioned the clan right after um scroll down a bit what was what was this trial he was he was giving a deposition for

however the Brian what was it that what was the deposition I was if noon hours after this article was published Mr. Kennedy posted the comment on his ex profile I offered to eat five more brain worms and still beat President Trump and President Biden in the debate the post right I feel confident in the results even with a six worm handicap

it doesn't tell like he's taking seriously the idea that his brain was eaten by a worm does not give me confidence I mean I'm not again I'm not the most I don't think you have to be the smartest guy in the room to be the president. I mean, it would be nice, but I mean, given history, it doesn't seem like that's what the criteria has been.

But for someone to, what? Is it true? Yeah. I thought you're shushing me on my own show. But for that, you know, but that being said, for a man to so widely offer to eat brainworms, I mean, what if the brain worm gave him powers?

Sure. What if it gave him? Like, what kind of powers? Oh, wait, I just read. So, some of Mr. Kennedy's health issues were revealed in the 2012 deposition, which he gave during divorce proceedings from his second wife, Mary Richardson Kennedy. At the time, Mr. Kennedy was arguing that his earning power had been diminished by his cognitive struggles. So he was saying, look, I can't pay this bitch that much money.

I got a brain worm my head. And they're like, what? Excuse me? A brain, warm ate my brain. Start over? I can't pay all this money That you say I owe her And you say I made a less money in the past

But what you fail to realize Is that a worm has recently eaten a large chunk of my brain So going forward I will not earn that much money That seems to be the claim he was making You know, in this court proceeding About his divorce So if that's a case So if he becomes president

He'll actually be able to he might be able to pay the alimony. That's a good point. If he makes, if I'm his law, if I'm that lawyer, I try to get like a appeal or something. You can't probably, you probably can't do that, right?

I assume, I'd sue him. I'd sue him for readjustment. If it's not a thing, I'd make it up. Judge, what do you mean readjustment? Something I made up. But it makes sense. He claimed he couldn't be, he couldn't pay because he had a brainworm

and now he's the president. What is this shit? Your Honor, come on. Cut the shit. We all knew who was full shit before, but now. I mean, do you think we all have brain worms eating our brains? We still know about it. I mean, there might be more people with worms in their brains than we think.

I think I got 16 worms in my head right now. I'll never, I'll be president soon or never. See how this works out. Please come on the show. Is this going to become a competition? Also, like, what kind of worms? Because there's no way that like a, there's no way that just some ground worm. I don't think it off the ground.

There's no way that would make it into your head. Oh, I don't think it's an earth. Is he claiming he ate an earthworm? Like out of the ground, like, while he was, like, digging for carrots? I would like some more specifics about what kinds of worms can invade, can invade your brain. Sure. So that I can stay away from them. I want to eat them.

Yeah. I got some disability or something, right? Maybe they'll be able to park at the mall right in front. Can you get, I wonder if you can get disability. I'm sure you could. If you say, you know, the brain ain't my medulla oblongata. Even if it's not that bad, it sounds bad enough that you might. Yeah, a worm ate my friggin, my rotary cuff, uh, controller and my brain.

That's the part of my brain and controlled my rotary cuff. Yeah. What are you going to say that? That sounds really bad. Hey, assistant district attorney. What are you going to say that? I'm not going to file a law. I'm going to file a lawsuit against the county.

And what are you going to say? You're like, you're like, should eat ADA for the county? You're like, I don't know. I guess you're a doctor saying? So I'm sure. He's my doctor. Some scumbag. You always find a scumbag doctor

It's a scumbag. You'll never not be able to find a scumbag doctor. There's so many guys You went to med school and spent all this money And they can't make money Because it's all fucked There's plenty of them around You know?

And there's the guys who like, you don't gamble too much They'll always sign something. Brainworm. There you know. Next. Anyway, What's you got? He's going to debate

well he's saying that he should be able to debate are they going to let him debate I don't know I don't think they should I wouldn't he's simply got brainworm if I'm Biden I'm like keep that guy out of here he's like he's gonna bring a brain worms and I'm like do you have a brain worm I'd be like no no you know

but I'm gonna look bad on Biden I don't I just have a stuttering thing imagine Biden's stuttering to say no I don't I don't have a brain worm it sounds it's horrible keep it out of debate I mean if you didn't start bringing brain worms up

maybe yeah I don't know why either of them want a debate apparently they are going to have a couple of debates well I mean you need Trump and Biden Trump and Biden

yeah well yeah RFK he shouldn't you should have let the brain worms out of the equation what's this I see about the New York the New York PD they're starting to use drones

instead of helping people and my PD to start using drones as first responders on 911 calls. They mean, like, what's they going to do? Let's read this. Some drone with a gun and shows up when you have a heart attack.

Drones will soon be accompanying cops. Oh, a compying cop. I thought they were going to show up first. Oh, okay. Drones will soon be accompanying cops on 9-11 calls throughout the city. A new drone is first responder pilot program will be in coming months.

Begin with four NYPD police precincts. uh in the central park precinct uh the plan to be rolled out in the coming months is deploy these drones in response to certain 911 calls for service they were in the library on what kind of calls all right but i mean here's a problem if they if it goes well are they gonna start doing it on their own and you're like and so when you call to be like hey there's some guy i mean what's that thing where the woman called the cops on the guy because he was looking at birds oh yeah like the karen calls yeah but what was it like the bladder were they called that thing in central park uh the oh uh the willows whatever it's called whatever it's called yeah walk about there's somebody was apparently in central

park in new york city there's like there's a whole uh like it's like it's like lord of the rings and it's all these different like kingdoms and you can you know i've read raccoons there before but you know but that's all i've ever done i've never gotten into like the nitty gritty where you like look at birds and you call cops on black guys you've what raccoons you've fed raccoons oh fat okay We think I said, blood? No. My blood raccoons. So I don't know.

So what these drone? I mean, this drone, is this the first step towards RubbleCop? I love a RubbleCop. I mean, I think those Boston Dynamic dogs were a much bigger step. Yeah,

why don't they send the dogs at least? The drones, this almost seems like this almost sounds, maybe I'm wrong, but this almost sounds like just a different version of a body cam. Can a dog, can a drone bring me an EpiPen or something? That would be nice.

I mean, can the drone help? you is my point a drone can hurt you i know a drone can like shoot you it can it can fire a missile at you can a drone like you know insert drugs into you gas if you uh well if you were if you were if you were a cop and you had a little drone and you get hey lucy you know welcome to the force what you want to be on your drone you can have a gun or like you can you can pick out anything what you want on there lipstick um i mean Oh, man, that's a great question. You know, maybe like a, maybe just like three more guns.

Three more guns. Yeah. You should keep losing your gun? Yeah. I get my gun taken away from me a lot. You feel like you're kind of, you kind of cop who's just going to, like, you know, get into a situation where a guy, like, does you go on you and takes your gun away? I get. People turn my own gun on me a lot of times.

I go out there. Yeah. I mean, it's a problem. I think with women, you have either that or they just shoot you right away. Right. There's no middle. I mean, it's hard to get a middle ground with certain, like, small women. Or even some, you know, men cops too sometimes.

Because it's not like, you know, it used to be like six foot five. Flat foot Irish guy. I don't know who these flat feet guys were. These like Frankenstein monsters that used to be cops in the 50s. But people, people, you know, often bring them up and go, those guys used to never get their gun taken away because they were busy shooting as shop owners. They're busy being on a take for the mafia or whatever. But, you know, I guess they were bigger back in the day.

Now we allow small people to be cops. I'm just imagining like a... So we have to give them robots now. We have to give them flying robots to help them out. I'm just imagining the guy turning my gun on me. Yeah. Getting my gun and turning it on me and I'm like, backup drone. Give me my drone, give me my backup gun.

And it drops a loaded gun on my hand and it goes off. Yeah. No, I mean, it probably would happen. I mean, in theory, maybe the cop shouldn't have guns and there should just be a drone with a gun. And the guy, there's one guy who really knows what he's doing at the precinct who controls a drone. So you're like, all right, I need the good cop now on the drone.

And he knows when to shoot. He doesn't shoot too quick. Right. And he shoots well. You know, people say you can't shoot the gun out of someone's hand. He can do that. people will just say that oh you're living a fantasy world you can't shoot the gun out of a criminal's hand maybe you can maybe like a real maybe buffalo bill could a couple of guys probably could

yeah it's probably competitions where you do stuff like that you shoot a can what's the difference shooting a can shooting a gun out of someone's hand yeah i don't know like uh show shooters yeah we hire show shooters or we put them these drones we haven't control the drones and they're just doing ricochet shots they're shooting like you know the the the shooting the guy and like the elbow and it jerks it just grazes his elbow and it jerks his hand and the cop can move in ah this can be fun you think you think you think it's going to work out you think it's just gonna kill a lot of people probably a second it probably is a little different under pressure under but not if you're in the drone he's no pressure you're eating twizzlers yeah he's drinking

roop beer eating swizzlers shooting people in the elbow i mean this guy's done a thousand times you know what that maybe that's what we need we need to we need to dehumanize police work by having these little robots let's see is there anything to support my claims in this article the plan to be rolled out in the coming months i just said oh yeah the roofs of the precinct station houses will be retrofitted to support two drone platforms it's not enough can me give me more while the drones will be departing and landing from the station house rooftop the pilot would be in NYPD headquarters in lower Manhattan and we'll be sending video

and telemetry to cops in the field. That doesn't sound right. There's not only enough drones to cover us to give everyone a gun. The drone needs a gun. Uh, the information,

the IPD currently has 85 drones multiplied by 10. 850 drones. That's what we need. Remote flyers traditionally used to cover major events. There's Times New Year's Eve ball. No, who cares about that?

Time Square protests, major police. No. Put it. at Sabaros Put in at pizza places That's where you get drunk people You know

Put people put them outside bars So you can shoot the drunk You know That's the problem People who are drunk Getting the problems And that You want situations where like

People are getting rowdy And some guy Some hot shot drone shoots the guy in the chin And it jerks his head back And he lands in a pile of roses Or something right Yeah

I mean, it grazes his chin. Drones used by the NYPD jump more in 40%. I don't think they're going to go in the right direction. I need to run from mayor of New York. If I'm the mayor of New York, do I control the cops? It doesn't seem like it. Why is that? I mean, no, I don't think you do control the cops.

The cops, I mean, I feel like the cops are kind of turn on the mayor pretty regular. No, but shouldn't he run the cops, kind of? I feel like they turn on him because he says, like, you know, he says stuff and then they referring the strike or whatever, if they're not to enforce it. What if I get in their side? I give them a lot of stuff. If I give them a bunch of, like, new guns and, like, money, well, they, like, can they vote to make me the head cop?

And then I can get my policies in place. Well, look, you could be, like, de facto, the head cop. Right. You don't do, but you really need the official. Can the mayor carry a gun? I think he can, yeah. I mean, first of all, because the cops turn on you in a second, so why wouldn't you have a gun?

They were always turning on the matter. I mean, I would have a gun. I would have, like, a drone. I don't know. I feel like this city could use a lot of robots. You seem to be anti-robot. You seem to think the robots won't fix things. Look, I just think that the robots,

I don't know that they're as functional, that they have all the functionality you would like them to have. What if they can drop gas in, like a smoke bomb? They can fly into a, they can fly into a, a building and drop a smoke bomb that would be good yeah you know in the right situation oh sure yeah no i mean these things like you know you blow a door off they could fly through a window why don't they well why it doesn't exist yet i feel like we have technology to do this if this was iraq we'd be flying through every window shooting people when we felt like it using infrared you know

cameras but because it's new york city we have to just you know pretend like it's in 1930s and We're just like, you know, got, you know, cops are just, you know, using revolvers and drinking, drinking skull. I mean, there should be at least one drone that's a big claw. That can just get, that can just get somebody. I mean, the one thing, the drones aren't are, like, heavy. They have to fly. You think I could pick someone up? Well, I mean, you know, maybe.

It's got to be invented. Maybe it goes, maybe, maybe he just scoops you up by the ass. Mm-hmm. Drill something into your ass And it kind of makes you look And he goes like hey like this will this will do without damage If you don't just stand still Yeah you like you might hate this

You might love this doesn't matter to me Well I don't think anyone's gonna love it Yeah I don't think just because if you enjoy things in your I don't think that means you're like oh please I have this police robot I think the people who like things that Or least likely to enjoy a police robot doing it to them You know let's get real

I think they're most suspicious of the cops Let's not like be for seizures about this They're not gonna be like oh yeah just go inside me No it's a police robot You know Have some self-preservation Anyway So hopefully this program goes well

And hopefully What's his name? Robert Kennedy Jr. comes on the podcast Yeah I think he will I think he might I think we'd be the fairest interview he's ever had I don't know if that's true But we'd be the most interesting to other people I don't think I mean fair

Is it fair? You know, okay You're right, you know Because other people aren't fair Because it's too nice to them We'll bring up the worms Or not You're right

Why that what that what Do we know all the worms are gone? Yeah Can we do a worm scan on them in the podcast? Let's do that. Can we start? Maybe that's what we need to do. we need to get our fans or listeners or the people who listen to cump to go on at at robert kennedy and just say hey take the cump brain scan challenge scan for worms on the comp show they have a they have a brain scanner and we don't but just say we do what's you know doctor's a lawyer you know and we'll just wave some rules you some kind of you know we'll put a freaking um thermometer up his ass who knows i'll figure i'll figure out something put in his head

Lots of anal solutions today. I'm just, look, I mean, that's just, there's only so many ways to get inside the body. So what are you want me to tell you? But yeah, but just, you know, let him know that we're a source. Yeah, we can make this go away. Maybe we can. Maybe. Thanks so much for listening to the show.

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